1 00:00:09,427 --> 00:00:11,095 I just got fired. 2 00:00:15,266 --> 00:00:16,809 And what about me? 3 00:00:19,353 --> 00:00:21,105 What about you? 4 00:00:21,314 --> 00:00:22,315 What about me? 5 00:00:23,608 --> 00:00:24,775 Okay. That's it. 6 00:00:25,651 --> 00:00:28,321 I'm going over there right fucking now, before they leave and... 7 00:00:28,779 --> 00:00:30,615 Erlich, I'm gonna use your car. 8 00:00:30,698 --> 00:00:33,326 Jared, you call Ron laflamme, tell him to meet me there. 9 00:00:33,409 --> 00:00:34,744 Fuck these assholes! 10 00:00:34,827 --> 00:00:37,330 Wait. Richard, I'm coming with you. 11 00:00:37,413 --> 00:00:39,165 Here. Jared, clear this. 12 00:00:39,248 --> 00:00:40,350 Get all the smoke out of it. 13 00:00:40,374 --> 00:00:42,460 - Othennise, it damages the device. - Um... 14 00:00:42,543 --> 00:00:45,296 Don't be a pussy. 15 00:00:47,757 --> 00:00:48,901 Richard: How could they do this? 16 00:00:48,925 --> 00:00:50,605 How could they fire me from my own company? 17 00:00:50,676 --> 00:00:52,321 Erlich: Just stay calm. We're gonna fight this. 18 00:00:52,345 --> 00:00:53,721 Jesus, Richard, slow down. 19 00:00:54,222 --> 00:00:55,348 Stop, stop, stop! 20 00:00:55,431 --> 00:00:57,642 Ahl 21 00:01:00,269 --> 00:01:01,854 did I just hit a deer? 22 00:01:01,938 --> 00:01:03,231 No, god damn it! 23 00:01:03,481 --> 00:01:05,066 Fucking Stanford robotics. 24 00:01:05,149 --> 00:01:07,151 Richard: Shit. Is this gonna make us late? 25 00:01:07,318 --> 00:01:09,445 Oh. They killed the bam-bot. 26 00:01:09,528 --> 00:01:12,990 Fuck your bam-bot! You little Stanford cunts fucked up my grille! 27 00:01:16,077 --> 00:01:17,870 - Fucking piece of shit! - Wait. 28 00:01:17,954 --> 00:01:18,996 You little cunt! 29 00:01:20,164 --> 00:01:21,164 - Fuck! - Richard: Hey. 30 00:01:21,207 --> 00:01:22,541 This one's for your mama. 31 00:01:22,625 --> 00:01:24,895 Erlich, stop. Come on. Erlich, we've got to get to raviga. 32 00:01:24,919 --> 00:01:26,462 Hey, oh, no, no. Hey, hey, hey. 33 00:01:37,348 --> 00:01:38,575 Richard: Thanks for coming, Ron. 34 00:01:38,599 --> 00:01:41,269 Ron: I'd bail on spin class any day for you, Richie. 35 00:01:41,352 --> 00:01:43,771 Richard. Richard. 36 00:01:43,854 --> 00:01:45,523 I kept calling, you weren't answering. 37 00:01:45,606 --> 00:01:47,275 Talk to the hand, Monica. 38 00:01:47,358 --> 00:01:49,610 Richard, can you stop? I can explain, okay? 39 00:01:49,694 --> 00:01:53,239 It's pretty self-explanatory, Monica. You voted to fire me. 40 00:01:53,864 --> 00:01:55,366 What the fuck? 41 00:01:55,449 --> 00:01:59,495 I mean, there is no way I'm letting you push me out of this. 42 00:01:59,578 --> 00:02:01,497 Our intention is not to push you out. 43 00:02:01,580 --> 00:02:03,207 We wish rather to transition you 44 00:02:03,291 --> 00:02:05,167 to a more appropriate role within the company. 45 00:02:05,251 --> 00:02:08,170 A new ceo will be brought in to manage day-to-day operations 46 00:02:08,254 --> 00:02:12,508 while you assume the role of chief technology officer. 47 00:02:12,591 --> 00:02:14,302 Congratulations. 48 00:02:16,220 --> 00:02:19,974 You want me to be an employee at my own company? 49 00:02:20,057 --> 00:02:22,143 You would still be in charge of the engineering, 50 00:02:22,226 --> 00:02:25,354 and you'd continue vesting your shares, and keep your board seat. 51 00:02:25,438 --> 00:02:29,525 Oh, the same seat I had an hour ago when you voted to fire me as ceo? 52 00:02:29,608 --> 00:02:31,861 - That came in handy. - Richard, please. 53 00:02:31,944 --> 00:02:35,448 I realize this may be bittersweet, but earlier this evening, 54 00:02:35,531 --> 00:02:38,909 raviga decided to officially fund pied Piper series a round 55 00:02:38,993 --> 00:02:41,912 at $5 million at a $50-million valuation. 56 00:02:42,246 --> 00:02:45,916 Essentially, you have created a company that is too valuable for you to run. 57 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:47,060 You should feel good about that. 58 00:02:47,084 --> 00:02:48,729 Are you kidding me? I made the company, okay? 59 00:02:48,753 --> 00:02:51,130 I'm the one who came up with the name "pied Piper." 60 00:02:51,672 --> 00:02:52,673 Yes. 61 00:02:53,924 --> 00:02:55,509 Ron, can I have a word, please? 62 00:03:00,473 --> 00:03:02,242 They can't really do this, can they? 63 00:03:02,266 --> 00:03:04,477 I think they just did. 64 00:03:04,560 --> 00:03:07,229 You remember that shit deal you brought me from hanneman, 65 00:03:07,313 --> 00:03:09,398 and I said, "hey, Richie, this is a shit deal," 66 00:03:09,482 --> 00:03:10,524 but you took it anyway 67 00:03:10,608 --> 00:03:13,652 because you wanted to do something crazy for once in your life? 68 00:03:13,736 --> 00:03:14,862 Yes, I remember. 69 00:03:14,945 --> 00:03:18,282 Well, you basicallyjust loaded a gun and handed it to hanneman, 70 00:03:18,366 --> 00:03:20,534 and hanneman sold that gun to raviga, 71 00:03:20,618 --> 00:03:23,287 and then raviga just fucking pistol-whipped you. 72 00:03:23,913 --> 00:03:27,500 But, hey, at least they're letting you keep your shares and your board seat. 73 00:03:27,583 --> 00:03:30,252 You lose a little blood with the dilution for the new ceo, 74 00:03:30,336 --> 00:03:32,171 but I've seen worse. 75 00:03:32,254 --> 00:03:34,174 Like that shit deal you brought me from hanneman. 76 00:03:36,467 --> 00:03:40,888 If we give Richard a little bit of space, he'll be able to wrap his head around this, 77 00:03:40,971 --> 00:03:43,474 and a smooth transition to a new ceo will be possible. 78 00:03:43,641 --> 00:03:46,685 To wit, I served as the ceo of... 79 00:03:46,769 --> 00:03:48,938 Mr. Bachman. 80 00:03:49,021 --> 00:03:52,566 In the version of pied Piper in which I am invested, 81 00:03:52,650 --> 00:03:56,320 you will not be ceo. Not now. Not ever. 82 00:03:56,862 --> 00:04:00,908 Well, you, madam, are a shrew of the first order. 83 00:04:00,991 --> 00:04:04,286 Okay. I'm not gonna let you do this. I'm gonna fight it. 84 00:04:04,370 --> 00:04:05,746 I understand you're upset. 85 00:04:05,871 --> 00:04:09,667 As you can see, this is a very emotional time for me as well, 86 00:04:09,750 --> 00:04:13,546 but we have some very strong candidates coming in for the ceo position, 87 00:04:13,629 --> 00:04:15,756 and we would so appreciate your input. 88 00:04:15,840 --> 00:04:17,675 - My input? - Laurie: Mmm. 89 00:04:17,967 --> 00:04:21,303 You want me to help you pick my new replacement? 90 00:04:21,804 --> 00:04:23,264 I'd rather quit. 91 00:04:23,347 --> 00:04:25,099 And I don't care how much money I lose, 92 00:04:25,182 --> 00:04:28,978 because I am gonna get it all back when I sue the living shit out of you! 93 00:04:33,065 --> 00:04:35,192 Okay. All right. All right. 94 00:04:35,943 --> 00:04:38,195 Ron, let's go. 95 00:04:38,446 --> 00:04:40,448 I'm sorry, I'm forced to inform you 96 00:04:40,531 --> 00:04:43,742 that I can no longer provide you with legal counsel. 97 00:04:44,368 --> 00:04:46,829 What are you talking about? You're my attorney. 98 00:04:47,079 --> 00:04:51,167 No. Technically, I'm pied Piper's corporate counsel, 99 00:04:51,500 --> 00:04:53,961 and you just declared your intention to walk. 100 00:04:54,044 --> 00:04:58,716 So, in effect, you kind of just threatened to sue me, 101 00:04:58,799 --> 00:05:01,385 and I don't take kindly to threats, Mr. Hendricks. 102 00:05:01,886 --> 00:05:05,806 "Mr. Hendricks"? What happened to "Richie"? 103 00:05:05,890 --> 00:05:07,975 Unfortunately, I'm not at Liberty to discuss him 104 00:05:08,058 --> 00:05:09,643 with you, either, Mr. Hendricks. 105 00:05:12,563 --> 00:05:16,317 Richard, if I didn't vote to remove you, then Laurie would've adjourned the meeting, 106 00:05:16,400 --> 00:05:18,681 replaced my seat on the board with someone else at raviga, 107 00:05:18,736 --> 00:05:20,456 and then they would've voted to remove you. 108 00:05:20,529 --> 00:05:22,281 At least this way, I'm still in the game. 109 00:05:22,364 --> 00:05:24,450 No. You mean, at least this way, you kept your job. 110 00:05:25,075 --> 00:05:28,120 At least the actual Judas had the courtesy to kill himself 111 00:05:28,204 --> 00:05:30,664 after betraying his leader, Jesus Christ. 112 00:05:30,748 --> 00:05:33,083 He's the ceo of the world. Ever heard of him? 113 00:05:33,167 --> 00:05:34,877 Yeah. Got it. Went to catholic school. 114 00:05:35,127 --> 00:05:36,128 Really? How long? 115 00:05:36,921 --> 00:05:41,592 Look, I'm still on the board of this company. I'll be in all of the meetings. 116 00:05:41,675 --> 00:05:43,344 Maybe I can be helpful at some point. 117 00:05:43,427 --> 00:05:47,306 You wanna be helpful, Monica? Convince Laurie to keep me on as ceo. 118 00:05:47,389 --> 00:05:51,685 Look, I know I made some mistakes. I wasn't perfect, but I'll get better. 119 00:05:51,769 --> 00:05:55,356 I'll even go to one of those ceo coaches, like that guy at fucking Twitter. 120 00:05:55,439 --> 00:05:59,151 Richard, it's done. Laurie already found a new ceo. 121 00:05:59,735 --> 00:06:00,861 What? Already? 122 00:06:00,945 --> 00:06:03,256 You said that you didn't want to be part of the interview process, 123 00:06:03,280 --> 00:06:05,074 so, they picked someone this morning. 124 00:06:05,157 --> 00:06:09,370 Jack barker. He's an incredibly skilled, top-notch ceo. 125 00:06:09,453 --> 00:06:11,213 I don't care who he is, okay? None of us do. 126 00:06:14,792 --> 00:06:15,960 "Action" Jack barker? 127 00:06:16,460 --> 00:06:19,713 Seriously? They picked that gray-haired fossil over me? 128 00:06:19,880 --> 00:06:21,423 You said you turned the job down. 129 00:06:22,174 --> 00:06:23,634 I said it was mutual. 130 00:06:24,969 --> 00:06:26,345 What? That's accurate. 131 00:06:26,428 --> 00:06:28,347 Oh, he ran entercross systems. 132 00:06:28,430 --> 00:06:31,642 They ipo'ed in 1998 for more than a billion dollars. 133 00:06:31,850 --> 00:06:33,727 Yeah, 20 fucking years ago. 134 00:06:33,811 --> 00:06:35,771 Tech 1.0. What has he done lately? 135 00:06:35,854 --> 00:06:38,566 After that, he ran turnwire for four years 136 00:06:38,649 --> 00:06:42,027 until it was acquired by Microsoft for $2 billion. 137 00:06:42,111 --> 00:06:44,321 Holy shit. This guy's a hitter. 138 00:06:44,405 --> 00:06:47,157 He was, in the aughts. What's he done in the 20-teens? 139 00:06:47,908 --> 00:06:51,787 Looks like he started a foundation in his mother's name to cure cancer. 140 00:06:51,870 --> 00:06:53,581 Yeah, how's that going? 141 00:06:53,664 --> 00:06:55,583 Yeah. I bet his mother's dead. 142 00:06:55,666 --> 00:06:58,252 Yeah, that's probably why he started the foundation. 143 00:06:59,295 --> 00:07:02,756 Richard, Laurie's meeting with him tomorrow. You should come in and talk with him. 144 00:07:02,840 --> 00:07:04,508 No fucking way. 145 00:07:04,592 --> 00:07:06,319 Think this through. I mean, you have to know 146 00:07:06,343 --> 00:07:08,345 that you can't start another compression company. 147 00:07:08,429 --> 00:07:11,849 No vc will fund that out of fear of being sued, 148 00:07:11,932 --> 00:07:14,184 and, I mean, unless you have some totally different, 149 00:07:14,268 --> 00:07:15,978 game-changing idea lying around... 150 00:07:16,061 --> 00:07:18,480 So, you're saying that I'm fucked if I leave? 151 00:07:18,897 --> 00:07:20,649 No, I'm saying that... 152 00:07:20,733 --> 00:07:23,777 Okay. Well, then I guess I'm fucked, because I'm out. 153 00:07:23,861 --> 00:07:27,197 And when I leave, Jared's out, dinesh is out, gilfoyle is out. 154 00:07:27,489 --> 00:07:28,532 Everybody's out. 155 00:07:28,616 --> 00:07:30,451 So, good luck with the company there, Monica. 156 00:07:30,534 --> 00:07:32,161 It'll just be you, Laurie bream, 157 00:07:32,244 --> 00:07:35,039 and some fucking asshole who can't even cure cancer. 158 00:07:36,624 --> 00:07:39,710 He's right. Where Richard goes, I go. 159 00:07:41,211 --> 00:07:44,131 Monica, excuse how high I am, 160 00:07:44,214 --> 00:07:47,092 but are the uniforms in catholic schools as low-cut as they are online? 161 00:07:47,176 --> 00:07:48,218 Fuck off. 162 00:07:50,929 --> 00:07:52,681 Did you tell Richard you were out? 163 00:07:53,223 --> 00:07:54,391 No. Did you? 164 00:07:57,811 --> 00:07:58,812 Are we out? 165 00:07:59,355 --> 00:08:00,356 Hmm. 166 00:08:05,069 --> 00:08:07,613 Did Gavin tell you what this is about? 167 00:08:07,696 --> 00:08:09,823 We haven't spoken in some time. 168 00:08:17,206 --> 00:08:19,041 Thank you all for coming on such short notice. 169 00:08:19,416 --> 00:08:21,085 I have a difficult announcement to make. 170 00:08:21,585 --> 00:08:24,797 We in the tech business often refer to failure as a good thing. 171 00:08:24,880 --> 00:08:27,257 Failure is growth. Failure is learning. 172 00:08:27,883 --> 00:08:30,886 But sometimes, failure is just failure. 173 00:08:31,970 --> 00:08:33,180 I think... 174 00:08:36,767 --> 00:08:38,394 I'm sorry. 175 00:08:38,477 --> 00:08:39,957 I didn't think it would be this hard. 176 00:08:40,729 --> 00:08:45,234 But goodbyes are always hard, especially when I am the one saying goodbye. 177 00:08:45,984 --> 00:08:47,861 Today, effective immediately, 178 00:08:48,445 --> 00:08:51,990 1, Gavin belson, founder and ceo of hooli, 179 00:08:52,074 --> 00:08:57,246 am forced to officially say goodbye to the entire nucleus division. 180 00:08:58,956 --> 00:09:02,084 All nucleus personnel will be given proper notice and terminated. 181 00:09:02,167 --> 00:09:03,502 But make no mistake. 182 00:09:03,585 --> 00:09:04,920 Though they're the ones leaving, 183 00:09:05,295 --> 00:09:09,967 it is I who must remain and bear the heavy burden of their failure. 184 00:09:10,050 --> 00:09:11,885 It is my fault. 185 00:09:11,969 --> 00:09:15,222 I trusted them to get the job done. 186 00:09:15,305 --> 00:09:17,725 But that is the price of leadership. 187 00:09:19,560 --> 00:09:20,561 Thank you. 188 00:09:23,856 --> 00:09:26,024 That was the gutsiest thing I've ever seen. 189 00:09:26,108 --> 00:09:27,317 Amazing. 190 00:09:27,985 --> 00:09:29,361 So, wait, does that mean... 191 00:09:31,822 --> 00:09:34,283 Denpok? Can I have your big gulp? 192 00:09:44,293 --> 00:09:47,713 I know we keep saying this, but even though Richard is a great guy... 193 00:09:47,796 --> 00:09:48,922 And a brilliant coder. 194 00:09:49,006 --> 00:09:50,466 He's wonderful. 195 00:09:50,549 --> 00:09:52,259 Nevertheless, 196 00:09:52,342 --> 00:09:53,844 he is lacking in certain... 197 00:09:55,137 --> 00:09:57,055 Managerial capacities. 198 00:09:57,139 --> 00:09:58,366 - Totally fair. - It's fair, right? 199 00:09:58,390 --> 00:09:59,641 He's still a great coder. 200 00:09:59,725 --> 00:10:01,643 And an amazing human being. 201 00:10:01,727 --> 00:10:03,353 - Okay, look. - Such... 202 00:10:03,437 --> 00:10:05,206 We have a lot of shit we want to say about him. 203 00:10:05,230 --> 00:10:07,649 Do we have to keep prefacing it with all this nice-guy stuff? 204 00:10:07,733 --> 00:10:09,693 I mean, if so, we're gonna be here all night. 205 00:10:09,777 --> 00:10:10,944 Yeah, we kind of do, though, 206 00:10:11,028 --> 00:10:13,197 just to offset the shittiness of all the shitty stuff. 207 00:10:13,864 --> 00:10:15,783 What if we use, like, a dictionary patch? 208 00:10:17,201 --> 00:10:18,786 To compress all the nice-guy stuff. 209 00:10:18,869 --> 00:10:20,204 Like an acronym. 210 00:10:20,287 --> 00:10:21,330 Exactly. 211 00:10:21,413 --> 00:10:24,792 "Richard is great, but you know..." 212 00:10:24,875 --> 00:10:26,126 R-i-g-b-y. 213 00:10:26,210 --> 00:10:27,336 Rigby. 214 00:10:27,419 --> 00:10:30,214 Rigby is all the nice-guy stuff. 215 00:10:30,297 --> 00:10:32,090 Okay. Rigby. 216 00:10:32,174 --> 00:10:34,027 But he just assumed we were gonna leave with him, 217 00:10:34,051 --> 00:10:35,761 which is kind of total bullshit, right? 218 00:10:35,844 --> 00:10:36,970 That's really arrogant. 219 00:10:37,054 --> 00:10:41,391 Rigby, we gave up our own apps so that we could bust our asses for him. 220 00:10:41,475 --> 00:10:43,727 Why the fuck should we give up our pied Piper shares 221 00:10:43,811 --> 00:10:44,978 right when we get funded, 222 00:10:45,062 --> 00:10:48,649 because he's too much of a prima Donna to let someone experienced come in 223 00:10:48,732 --> 00:10:50,901 and run the company the way it's supposed to be run? 224 00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:52,194 - Rigby. - Rigby, 225 00:10:52,277 --> 00:10:54,530 now I'm actually getting kind of fucking angry. 226 00:10:54,613 --> 00:10:57,157 I mean, we put in so much work, for no pay, 227 00:10:57,241 --> 00:10:58,843 and now he thinks he's gonna walk out on us? 228 00:10:58,867 --> 00:11:01,578 I mean, seriously, fuck that guy. Fuck him. Rigby. 229 00:11:04,748 --> 00:11:06,375 What are we gonna do? 230 00:11:07,835 --> 00:11:09,086 - Rigby. - Rigby. 231 00:11:12,297 --> 00:11:15,050 Richard, I have something that might cheer you up. 232 00:11:19,096 --> 00:11:21,557 - What is this? - Go on, gloomy Gus, open it. 233 00:11:30,274 --> 00:11:31,400 Okay. 234 00:11:32,276 --> 00:11:36,738 So, this is a box of files with companies' information on it? 235 00:11:36,822 --> 00:11:40,951 No. These are all companies that I took the Liberty of reaching out to 236 00:11:41,034 --> 00:11:45,038 that are actually offering you the job of CTO. 237 00:11:45,122 --> 00:11:46,123 Really? 238 00:11:46,206 --> 00:11:48,083 Some of these companies are pretty good. 239 00:11:48,292 --> 00:11:50,711 Flutterbeam's, like, really good. 240 00:11:50,794 --> 00:11:52,796 Of course it is. They all are. 241 00:11:53,630 --> 00:11:55,173 You're the belle of the ball, 242 00:11:55,257 --> 00:12:00,095 and these are all your swains, hoping for a glimpse of ankle. 243 00:12:07,477 --> 00:12:10,898 Oh, the nest wherein the asp doth coil. 244 00:12:10,981 --> 00:12:12,357 Where's Richard? Is he coming? 245 00:12:12,482 --> 00:12:13,859 Nope. 246 00:12:13,942 --> 00:12:16,737 Congratulations, you've successfully broken a good man. 247 00:12:16,820 --> 00:12:17,988 Is that barker? 248 00:12:18,155 --> 00:12:19,364 Uh... yeah. 249 00:12:20,657 --> 00:12:22,034 What are you gonna do? 250 00:12:22,117 --> 00:12:25,662 I just spent the last 16 hours cherry-picking friars roasts 251 00:12:25,787 --> 00:12:28,123 for the premium old-man jokes. 252 00:12:28,415 --> 00:12:31,793 Essentially, I'm going to beat him to death with his own titanium hips. 253 00:12:31,877 --> 00:12:34,004 Not just for me, but for Richard. 254 00:12:38,884 --> 00:12:42,512 Jack barker, aka action Jack. 255 00:12:43,180 --> 00:12:44,180 We meet at last. 256 00:12:44,222 --> 00:12:45,307 Erlich bachman. 257 00:12:45,724 --> 00:12:49,770 Mr. Bachman. Pleasure to finally meet you. I'm a big fan. 258 00:12:49,853 --> 00:12:53,315 Oh, really? Of what? Metamucil? Polio? 259 00:12:53,398 --> 00:12:56,193 The phonograph? A nice piece of fish? 260 00:12:56,818 --> 00:12:58,528 Segregated water fountains? 261 00:12:59,071 --> 00:13:02,240 Senior citizen discounts at Perkins family restaurants? 262 00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:06,662 Erectile dysfunction because of corroded penile arteries? 263 00:13:07,204 --> 00:13:09,539 Deviled eggs as an entree? 264 00:13:11,708 --> 00:13:12,751 Liking ike? 265 00:13:14,044 --> 00:13:17,631 None of those, Mr. Bachman. I am a fan of yours. 266 00:13:17,714 --> 00:13:21,093 Have been ever since you were at the helm of aviato. 267 00:13:23,929 --> 00:13:25,347 You know aviato? 268 00:13:25,430 --> 00:13:27,599 Yes. Aviato. 269 00:13:29,393 --> 00:13:30,394 My aviato? 270 00:13:31,061 --> 00:13:32,896 Is there any other aviato? 271 00:13:33,689 --> 00:13:35,440 Well, legally, there cannot be. 272 00:13:35,524 --> 00:13:36,709 Mr. Barker, pleasure to meet you. 273 00:13:36,733 --> 00:13:38,211 - Is that a poppy seed muffin? - Yes, sir. 274 00:13:38,235 --> 00:13:40,570 Well, poppy wants one 'cause mommy already got hers. 275 00:13:42,656 --> 00:13:44,825 Hooli stockjumped 7% today 276 00:13:44,950 --> 00:13:46,827 on this news that Gavin belson is writing down 277 00:13:46,910 --> 00:13:48,704 the entire nucleus project. 278 00:13:48,787 --> 00:13:49,788 What's happening here? 279 00:13:49,871 --> 00:13:50,914 It was a courageous move. 280 00:13:51,248 --> 00:13:52,374 He's a straight shooter, 281 00:13:52,457 --> 00:13:54,501 and obviously wall street is responding to that. 282 00:13:54,584 --> 00:13:56,044 Woman: So, what else do you think... 283 00:13:56,128 --> 00:13:57,963 So, by our account, 284 00:13:58,046 --> 00:14:00,465 just under 50% of hooli employment agreements 285 00:14:00,549 --> 00:14:02,426 include a non-compete clause. 286 00:14:02,884 --> 00:14:06,513 The same clause that caused us to lose the pied Piper lawsuit in arbitration 287 00:14:06,596 --> 00:14:07,848 and are thus legally invalid, 288 00:14:07,931 --> 00:14:10,434 calling into question some of our ip ownership. 289 00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:13,395 Shit. I was afraid of that. 290 00:14:13,478 --> 00:14:16,857 But hypothetically, this also presents an opportunity. 291 00:14:17,399 --> 00:14:20,027 Any of those people could be dismissed with no severance. 292 00:14:20,110 --> 00:14:23,113 Any unvested stock would return to the company option pool. 293 00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:26,450 So, in other words, we have the right to terminate 294 00:14:26,575 --> 00:14:29,703 any of those people with no repercussions whatsoever, 295 00:14:29,786 --> 00:14:31,913 and we'd actually make money? 296 00:14:32,289 --> 00:14:33,290 Correct. 297 00:14:34,082 --> 00:14:37,461 You know, our annual individual performance reviews 298 00:14:37,544 --> 00:14:40,756 showed a 20% incidence of sub-standard work. 299 00:14:41,631 --> 00:14:44,718 So, essentially, one out of every five hooli team members 300 00:14:44,801 --> 00:14:46,303 deserve to be fired. 301 00:14:50,182 --> 00:14:51,475 Oh, I'm sorry. What? 302 00:14:56,188 --> 00:14:57,898 - So, are you nervous? - Uh... 303 00:14:57,981 --> 00:15:00,067 No, actually. I feel pretty good. 304 00:15:00,150 --> 00:15:03,153 Flutterbeam was the best company we looked at. 305 00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:06,490 Their tech is great. Their offer is amazing. Actually, I'm kind of pumped. 306 00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:09,409 Well, your pumpedness makes me pumped. 307 00:15:09,493 --> 00:15:10,577 You just got... okay. 308 00:15:10,660 --> 00:15:11,661 - I'll do it. - Yeah. 309 00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:13,789 All right. Uh, well, Jared, uh, 310 00:15:14,456 --> 00:15:17,292 we gotta, one day, figure out what we're gonna do for you, for a job. 311 00:15:17,375 --> 00:15:22,631 Richard, you'll go. You'll establish yourself, and when the time is right, you'll send for me. 312 00:15:22,714 --> 00:15:24,966 Richard, you have to talk to this man. 313 00:15:25,675 --> 00:15:27,344 Who, barker? Pass. 314 00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:29,137 This guy is real, okay, Richard? 315 00:15:29,221 --> 00:15:32,432 With his managerial skills and your talent as an engineer, 316 00:15:32,516 --> 00:15:34,196 we could be talking about the d-word here. 317 00:15:35,018 --> 00:15:36,603 - Dick? - No. Decacorn. 318 00:15:37,062 --> 00:15:40,941 A company that's valued over $10 billion before its initial public offering. 319 00:15:41,358 --> 00:15:42,442 All right? 320 00:15:42,526 --> 00:15:45,320 He's still at raviga for another hour. Please, go talk to him. 321 00:15:45,487 --> 00:15:48,657 Sorry, I can't do that. I'm already set up at flutterbeam. 322 00:15:48,740 --> 00:15:51,743 Whose ceo, unprompted, said, 323 00:15:51,827 --> 00:15:55,205 "a brain like Richard's comes along once in a generation." 324 00:15:58,041 --> 00:15:59,709 Sorry. I'm just proud. 325 00:16:01,545 --> 00:16:03,547 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 326 00:16:03,672 --> 00:16:05,966 Richard, I'm not asking you to spoon with the guy, 327 00:16:06,049 --> 00:16:07,217 or even fork him. 328 00:16:07,592 --> 00:16:09,152 - What I'm asking for... - What is that? 329 00:16:09,719 --> 00:16:12,139 Forking is when you use your dick and your two legs 330 00:16:12,222 --> 00:16:13,557 to stab him in the lower torso. 331 00:16:13,765 --> 00:16:15,976 I'm asking for you to take 10 minutes and talk to him 332 00:16:16,059 --> 00:16:18,019 before you throw everything that we built away. 333 00:16:18,103 --> 00:16:20,105 And, yes, I did say "we." 334 00:16:20,772 --> 00:16:23,984 I mean, if you want to stop by raviga, it's on the way to flutterbeam. 335 00:16:26,653 --> 00:16:29,531 I mean, I threw some Tyson-level haymakers at this guy. 336 00:16:29,614 --> 00:16:33,201 Richard, he didn't even flinch. He floats like a butterfly. 337 00:16:33,285 --> 00:16:34,828 Hey, Richard. 338 00:16:34,911 --> 00:16:36,746 - What's going on? - Dinesh: Um... 339 00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:39,124 - We've been talking. - Okay. 340 00:16:39,207 --> 00:16:41,668 Guys, this isn't really a great time. Richard. 341 00:16:41,751 --> 00:16:44,462 Uh, we wanna tell you something. Right? 342 00:16:45,380 --> 00:16:46,566 Yeah, it's something important. 343 00:16:46,590 --> 00:16:48,300 Maybe later. So, Richard? 344 00:16:48,383 --> 00:16:49,467 Guys, come on. 345 00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:53,555 We... we know you're leaving... 346 00:16:53,638 --> 00:16:55,307 - Yep. Well aware. - But_ 347 00:16:57,684 --> 00:17:00,020 - We're not. Yeah. - We're gonna stay at pied Piper. 348 00:17:03,481 --> 00:17:04,524 Really? 349 00:17:04,816 --> 00:17:06,193 Why are you laughing? 350 00:17:06,276 --> 00:17:08,069 I'm sorry. Wow. Uh... 351 00:17:09,029 --> 00:17:10,464 Well, it's just that you really think 352 00:17:10,488 --> 00:17:13,200 that you're gonna be able to scale the platform without me? 353 00:17:13,283 --> 00:17:14,492 God damn it. 354 00:17:14,576 --> 00:17:16,053 - Gilfoyle: Yeah. - Oh, you don't think we can? 355 00:17:16,077 --> 00:17:17,430 Well, I know you can't. 356 00:17:17,454 --> 00:17:18,538 That's a bold statement. 357 00:17:18,622 --> 00:17:21,082 - Richard. - We have massive tech debt. 358 00:17:21,416 --> 00:17:24,544 You really think that you can scale and deploy my library 359 00:17:24,628 --> 00:17:26,254 without any input from me? 360 00:17:26,588 --> 00:17:27,797 Are you serious here? 361 00:17:27,881 --> 00:17:28,965 - Yes, we do. - Yeah. 362 00:17:29,049 --> 00:17:31,801 Then I guess you are truly delusional. 363 00:17:32,052 --> 00:17:33,678 Well, I think you're an arrogant prick. 364 00:17:34,638 --> 00:17:35,722 I'm the arrogant prick. 365 00:17:35,805 --> 00:17:37,116 Okay. This is coming from two people 366 00:17:37,140 --> 00:17:39,809 who think they know everything about code they didn't even write. 367 00:17:39,893 --> 00:17:41,686 We wrote a lot of the code. 368 00:17:41,770 --> 00:17:44,189 - You wrote some of it. - You know what? We're gonna stay, 369 00:17:44,272 --> 00:17:46,650 and we're gonna build pied Piper just to prove you wrong. 370 00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:49,462 Okay. Thank you for the solidarity by the way, and sticking with your friend. 371 00:17:49,486 --> 00:17:50,528 Uh, you know what, erlich? 372 00:17:50,612 --> 00:17:52,322 You can tell barker to go fuck himself, 373 00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:53,698 so I can go to flutterbeam 374 00:17:53,782 --> 00:17:56,910 and then watch these two assholes crash and burn 375 00:17:56,993 --> 00:17:59,412 trying to build out pied Piper by themselves. 376 00:17:59,496 --> 00:18:00,664 This'll be great. 377 00:18:00,830 --> 00:18:03,708 Great timing, guys. Thank you so much. 378 00:18:03,792 --> 00:18:05,168 Premium stuff, dinesh. 379 00:18:05,669 --> 00:18:07,029 Richard. Richard? 380 00:18:07,212 --> 00:18:10,674 Well, we are now living in a post-rigby world. 381 00:18:14,052 --> 00:18:16,137 Man, this place is amazing. 382 00:18:16,221 --> 00:18:19,015 Yeah. We raised a shit-ton of money. 383 00:18:19,182 --> 00:18:21,268 We're growing fast as balls. 384 00:18:21,351 --> 00:18:25,397 But we're not exactly super-psyched with the quality of our engineering. 385 00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:27,166 Well, it's a good thing I'm here then, right? 386 00:18:27,190 --> 00:18:29,359 Yeah. 387 00:18:29,484 --> 00:18:31,337 Uh, all joking aside, I actually have a few thoughts 388 00:18:31,361 --> 00:18:32,696 on your video platform if you... 389 00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:35,282 Oh, uh, we're pretty happy with the basic platform. 390 00:18:35,365 --> 00:18:37,242 We want to hand you something way cooler. 391 00:18:37,325 --> 00:18:38,868 It's kind of like a secret project. 392 00:18:39,661 --> 00:18:42,080 I got to warn you, though. It's pretty rad. 393 00:18:43,415 --> 00:18:45,083 Sit right here. 394 00:18:45,166 --> 00:18:46,166 Okay. 395 00:18:46,209 --> 00:18:47,919 - All right. - Oh, hello. 396 00:18:48,003 --> 00:18:49,713 This is the present. 397 00:18:49,796 --> 00:18:51,047 You ready to go to the future? 398 00:18:51,339 --> 00:18:52,339 Sure. 399 00:18:52,382 --> 00:18:54,634 Three, two, one. 400 00:18:55,218 --> 00:18:56,386 Bam! 401 00:18:57,137 --> 00:18:59,389 Oh. I have a mustache. 402 00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:00,515 Fuck yeah, you do. 403 00:19:00,598 --> 00:19:01,641 And check this out. 404 00:19:01,725 --> 00:19:03,685 Turn your head. See that? 405 00:19:03,768 --> 00:19:06,980 Compositing perfect 3D holographic mustaches 406 00:19:07,063 --> 00:19:10,191 using depth-sensing cameras in a live video chat. 407 00:19:10,275 --> 00:19:12,027 - And no one's doing it. - Nobody. 408 00:19:12,527 --> 00:19:15,113 Sorry. This is the rad thing? 409 00:19:15,196 --> 00:19:17,907 Look, Richard, we agree, okay? We're not there yet. 410 00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:20,577 We're using a crappy plug-in, so the latency is bad. 411 00:19:21,161 --> 00:19:23,041 You turn too fast, that mustache is on your ear. 412 00:19:23,163 --> 00:19:25,790 But with your help, we think we can cut our 'stache lag 413 00:19:25,874 --> 00:19:30,754 to just 20 millisecond motion-to-photon in nine months. 414 00:19:31,212 --> 00:19:32,505 Just in time for movember. 415 00:19:32,589 --> 00:19:34,924 So, uh, which one do you want on your employee badge? 416 00:19:35,842 --> 00:19:37,177 - Tom Selleck? - Computer: Aloha. 417 00:19:37,260 --> 00:19:38,500 Ooh, fu manchu. 418 00:19:39,220 --> 00:19:40,555 - John waters. - Not bad. 419 00:19:40,638 --> 00:19:42,408 - Alex trebek. Hitler. - Computer: What is a mustache? 420 00:19:42,432 --> 00:19:44,267 - Oh, probably not Hitler. Skip him. - Yeah. 421 00:19:44,351 --> 00:19:46,186 - Bam! Sam Elliott. - Computer: Howdy. 422 00:19:46,770 --> 00:19:47,896 Sure. 423 00:19:47,979 --> 00:19:48,980 Oh. Uh... 424 00:19:49,272 --> 00:19:51,524 Okay, so we've got to hop on a call with biz Dev... 425 00:19:51,608 --> 00:19:54,444 - Okay. - But feel free to keep on 'staching. Okay? 426 00:19:55,111 --> 00:19:56,237 - There you go. - All right. 427 00:19:56,821 --> 00:19:59,675 Oh, hey, if you want to have your attorney look over the employment agreement 428 00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:02,827 and the stock option Grant, it's cool by us, all right? 429 00:20:02,911 --> 00:20:04,788 Just sign it. You're in. 430 00:20:04,871 --> 00:20:06,539 We'll see you Monday, man. We're pumped. 431 00:20:06,915 --> 00:20:10,877 Okay. Well, your pumpedness makes me pumped. 432 00:20:25,642 --> 00:20:30,647 Pete monahan, please. It's Richard Hendricks. I just need him to go over a contract for me. 433 00:20:32,649 --> 00:20:33,650 What? 434 00:20:35,985 --> 00:20:38,571 Are you an attorney here to see a client? 435 00:20:38,655 --> 00:20:42,659 Uh, no. Actually I'm a client here to see my attorney. 436 00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:44,327 Okay. Follow me. 437 00:20:45,662 --> 00:20:50,417 It began as an innocent celebration of our arbitration victory. 438 00:20:50,667 --> 00:20:54,337 I ordered a kombucha, which I did not realize contained alcohol. 439 00:20:54,712 --> 00:20:57,590 It was described to me as a healthy, organic tea. 440 00:20:57,674 --> 00:21:00,718 Next thing I knew, I was 70 miles away, wrapped naked in a blanket, 441 00:21:00,802 --> 00:21:02,429 shaking off a meth high, 442 00:21:02,512 --> 00:21:05,640 and facing charges for attacking a police horse with a shovel. 443 00:21:08,977 --> 00:21:09,977 Holy shit. 444 00:21:10,019 --> 00:21:12,647 From a legal standpoint, it was a clear violation of my parole, 445 00:21:12,730 --> 00:21:15,316 and I must now serve my entire sentence. 446 00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:16,443 Okay. 447 00:21:16,526 --> 00:21:19,237 And any additional time stemming from the new charges, 448 00:21:19,362 --> 00:21:20,905 which continue to accrue. 449 00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:24,534 - But I'm owning my mistakes. - Oh. 450 00:21:24,701 --> 00:21:26,327 I am staying positive. 451 00:21:27,745 --> 00:21:31,124 Enough about me. Let's take a look at that contract. 452 00:21:31,708 --> 00:21:32,792 Okay. Uh... 453 00:21:35,545 --> 00:21:39,257 I would red-line it, but I'm not allowed to have a pencil. 454 00:21:47,140 --> 00:21:49,142 This makes less sense the more I look at it. 455 00:21:49,225 --> 00:21:51,895 Okay. What's this number over here? 456 00:21:52,729 --> 00:21:55,773 I don't know. I didn't handle the compression library. 457 00:21:56,816 --> 00:21:57,817 Neither did I. 458 00:21:58,151 --> 00:22:00,278 You're telling me Richard did this all on his own? 459 00:22:00,570 --> 00:22:01,988 Shit. I thought you did it. 460 00:22:02,655 --> 00:22:04,657 Now I respect you even less. 461 00:22:04,741 --> 00:22:09,579 We each know 90% of the platform, but it's the same 90%. 462 00:22:09,996 --> 00:22:11,789 Maybe that arrogant prick was right. 463 00:22:12,790 --> 00:22:14,083 We can't scale it without him. 464 00:22:15,084 --> 00:22:16,419 We are so fucked. 465 00:22:18,379 --> 00:22:19,631 Wait. 466 00:22:20,423 --> 00:22:21,925 - Yeah? - I got it. 467 00:22:26,387 --> 00:22:28,515 We quit out of solidarity with Richard. 468 00:22:29,557 --> 00:22:31,100 That's interesting. 469 00:22:31,184 --> 00:22:34,395 So, even though he said all that horrible shit to us, 470 00:22:34,479 --> 00:22:37,232 we take the high road and we get his back. 471 00:22:37,315 --> 00:22:38,441 Yeah. 472 00:22:38,525 --> 00:22:40,285 Maybe he'll even hire us at his new company. 473 00:22:41,402 --> 00:22:43,112 Flutterbeam. 474 00:22:50,119 --> 00:22:52,038 - Mustaches? - Uh, yes. 475 00:22:52,121 --> 00:22:56,543 Doesn't necessarily have to stop at people. They can put mustaches on their pets, too. 476 00:22:56,626 --> 00:22:57,961 It's, um, actually pretty fun. 477 00:22:58,044 --> 00:23:03,466 So, soon you'll be putting mustaches on cats and dogs and snakes. 478 00:23:03,716 --> 00:23:04,717 Snakes, yeah, yeah. 479 00:23:04,801 --> 00:23:07,470 I mean, it's a little tricky because they don't have a philtrum, 480 00:23:07,554 --> 00:23:11,808 so, finding an anchor point for that mustache is actually 481 00:23:11,891 --> 00:23:14,978 gonna be quite of a technological challenge. 482 00:23:15,061 --> 00:23:16,622 - It's exciting stuff. It really is. - Richard. 483 00:23:16,646 --> 00:23:17,897 Richard. 484 00:23:18,481 --> 00:23:19,857 Let me ask you something. 485 00:23:20,817 --> 00:23:22,318 Why you leaving pied Piper? 486 00:23:25,196 --> 00:23:26,948 They pushed me out. 487 00:23:27,156 --> 00:23:28,759 I thought they offered you another position. 488 00:23:28,783 --> 00:23:30,785 Yeah, CTO. It's a demotion. 489 00:23:31,119 --> 00:23:33,580 Well, wouldn't you be CTO at flutterbeam? 490 00:23:33,663 --> 00:23:36,499 Yes, but at least this way, I don't have to eat shit. 491 00:23:37,500 --> 00:23:40,670 Richard, let me tell you something I learned here on the inside. 492 00:23:42,338 --> 00:23:43,590 Swallow your pride, 493 00:23:43,673 --> 00:23:47,218 or soon you'll be eating something far worse than shit. 494 00:23:48,177 --> 00:23:49,178 Believe me. 495 00:23:50,263 --> 00:23:54,017 Don't you think you should at least meet this barker fellow? 496 00:24:06,529 --> 00:24:07,530 So, where are we? 497 00:24:07,655 --> 00:24:13,661 1700 people slated for exiting. Their negated options total 780,000 shares. 498 00:24:13,745 --> 00:24:16,956 That money can be allocated anyway you see fit. 499 00:24:17,040 --> 00:24:20,168 Employee bonuses, renovations to the day-care center, 500 00:24:20,251 --> 00:24:21,294 what have you. 501 00:24:21,377 --> 00:24:22,795 What should we prioritize? 502 00:24:26,841 --> 00:24:28,281 Big head: Sorry, I don't understand. 503 00:24:29,302 --> 00:24:30,928 It's all in the document. 504 00:24:31,012 --> 00:24:35,892 Uh, you take that severance package, and you leave hooli immediately. 505 00:24:36,184 --> 00:24:37,769 But the most important aspect 506 00:24:37,852 --> 00:24:41,481 is the non-disclosure, non-disparagement clause, 507 00:24:41,564 --> 00:24:45,693 in which you agree not to say anything negative in the press, 508 00:24:45,818 --> 00:24:50,198 in public, or in private, about hooli or Gavin belson. 509 00:24:51,115 --> 00:24:52,367 Okay, I won't. 510 00:24:53,117 --> 00:24:58,581 You will not discuss anything you did at hooli at all, in perpetuity, 511 00:24:58,665 --> 00:24:59,791 throughout the universe. 512 00:25:00,333 --> 00:25:02,627 I didn't really do anything at hooli, so... 513 00:25:02,710 --> 00:25:04,921 Good. You're getting the hang of it already. 514 00:25:05,004 --> 00:25:07,006 So, can I keep my hooli ID, though, 515 00:25:07,090 --> 00:25:09,967 so I can still come and hang out with my friends on the roof? 516 00:25:10,301 --> 00:25:11,844 Uh, you cannot. 517 00:25:11,928 --> 00:25:14,472 Officially, you will no longer have any friends here. 518 00:25:15,139 --> 00:25:16,224 Shoot 519 00:25:17,100 --> 00:25:19,352 I have to think about this, then. 520 00:25:19,602 --> 00:25:23,064 This settlement offer is quite generous. 521 00:25:23,147 --> 00:25:26,567 I know, I know. I mean, $2 million is a lot of money. 522 00:25:27,402 --> 00:25:29,904 Two? No. It's, um... 523 00:25:30,947 --> 00:25:32,990 It's $20 million. 524 00:25:35,785 --> 00:25:36,911 20? 525 00:25:41,874 --> 00:25:46,796 So, they fired me before they hired you, so, it's not yourfault. I just... 526 00:25:46,879 --> 00:25:49,298 I feel like this can't really work. 527 00:25:49,841 --> 00:25:51,426 - Do you understand? - I do, Richard. 528 00:25:51,509 --> 00:25:53,052 It's like, um, 529 00:25:53,136 --> 00:25:58,558 can I really be expected to do my best work when I am constantly feeling undervalued 530 00:25:58,641 --> 00:26:00,560 at the company that I started? 531 00:26:00,643 --> 00:26:03,896 - Does that make sense? - It does, Richard. Absolutely. 532 00:26:03,980 --> 00:26:06,816 I hear each and every one of your concerns loud and clear, 533 00:26:06,899 --> 00:26:08,985 and I appreciate your position. 534 00:26:09,068 --> 00:26:10,069 Mmm. 535 00:26:11,237 --> 00:26:14,073 So, I guess we just won't do it. Come on, I'll walk you out. 536 00:26:16,409 --> 00:26:19,746 Wait. What? Sorry. You what? Jack? 537 00:26:20,204 --> 00:26:24,417 Uh... sorry, I don't understand. You're not gonna take the job? 538 00:26:24,500 --> 00:26:25,585 Not if you're not. 539 00:26:25,668 --> 00:26:28,713 Without you handling the tech, I don't see how this company works. 540 00:26:29,338 --> 00:26:31,257 Wow. I mean, yeah, I agree. 541 00:26:31,340 --> 00:26:36,262 Richard, it's hard enough running a business when everyone is on the same page. 542 00:26:36,345 --> 00:26:38,389 And clearly, we are not. 543 00:26:39,682 --> 00:26:41,267 - Well, yeah... - No, no, it's fine, 544 00:26:41,350 --> 00:26:44,020 and I appreciate you being so honest with me. 545 00:26:44,103 --> 00:26:45,938 I mean, better we find out now, right? 546 00:26:46,189 --> 00:26:47,315 Yeah. 547 00:26:47,398 --> 00:26:49,400 Anyway, I hope we each find a good fit somewhere. 548 00:26:50,193 --> 00:26:51,360 Thanks for coming up. 549 00:26:54,489 --> 00:26:56,991 You got a hell of a brain there, Richard Hendricks. 550 00:26:57,074 --> 00:26:58,201 You drive safe. 551 00:26:59,494 --> 00:27:00,536 Yeah. 552 00:27:33,069 --> 00:27:34,237 Shit.