1 00:00:06,965 --> 00:00:08,258 Hello? 2 00:00:10,093 --> 00:00:12,137 Can anyone hear me? 3 00:00:13,847 --> 00:00:16,058 Dinesh: This is unbelievable. 4 00:00:16,141 --> 00:00:20,103 There are 7,000 people watching this stream, and it's working flawlessly. 5 00:00:20,395 --> 00:00:22,814 Rebuffering events are below 0.5%. 6 00:00:22,898 --> 00:00:25,359 Gilfoyle: Even when his sobbing shakes the camera, 7 00:00:25,442 --> 00:00:26,610 there's no blocking at all. 8 00:00:26,693 --> 00:00:28,028 I mean, the quality is great. 9 00:00:28,111 --> 00:00:29,154 Why? 10 00:00:29,279 --> 00:00:31,198 More good news. There's a storm coming. 11 00:00:31,365 --> 00:00:33,325 There's no way the ems guys can get up there. 12 00:00:33,408 --> 00:00:35,118 This could go on all day. 13 00:00:35,202 --> 00:00:37,162 Appreciate your cooperation here, gentlemen. 14 00:00:37,829 --> 00:00:39,289 We'll see you this afternoon. 15 00:00:44,962 --> 00:00:46,296 Richard, I'm sorry about that. 16 00:00:46,463 --> 00:00:48,090 Oh, no, it's fine. 17 00:00:48,799 --> 00:00:50,926 The lead counsel of the company that's suing us 18 00:00:51,009 --> 00:00:52,570 just marched their engineer through the house 19 00:00:52,594 --> 00:00:56,098 to make sure the platform they want to seize is ready for them. 20 00:00:56,515 --> 00:00:57,599 Felt great. 21 00:00:58,183 --> 00:00:59,863 It's like they assume they've already won. 22 00:01:00,143 --> 00:01:02,062 Is there any chance they haven't? 23 00:01:02,145 --> 00:01:03,772 Erlich: God damn it, Richard! 24 00:01:03,855 --> 00:01:07,568 In addition to stealing two of my four-packs of fage yogurt, 25 00:01:07,651 --> 00:01:09,903 your ship-jumping coder cunts 26 00:01:09,987 --> 00:01:13,282 happened to walk off with the rest of our toilet paper, so that... 27 00:01:13,365 --> 00:01:14,366 Hmm. 28 00:01:15,909 --> 00:01:19,830 Speaking of shit that can't be wiped away and flushed, 29 00:01:19,955 --> 00:01:21,623 how are you, Mr. Mohanahan? 30 00:01:21,790 --> 00:01:22,916 Morning, Mr. Bachman. 31 00:01:23,041 --> 00:01:24,686 I don't suppose you have anything to say to me 32 00:01:24,710 --> 00:01:26,086 by way of an apology? 33 00:01:26,753 --> 00:01:28,839 - For? - For the embarrassing ordeal 34 00:01:28,922 --> 00:01:32,175 that you put me through yesterday in front of over nine people. 35 00:01:32,551 --> 00:01:35,637 I think you should be the one apologizing, Mr. Bachman. 36 00:01:35,721 --> 00:01:39,141 You lost your composure and ruined our entire case. 37 00:01:40,350 --> 00:01:42,060 I'll see you gentlemen at 3:00. 38 00:01:42,144 --> 00:01:44,187 I shan't be attending, out of contempt, 39 00:01:44,271 --> 00:01:46,356 so this will have to serve as our goodbye. 40 00:01:46,815 --> 00:01:49,693 Don't let the door hit ya where god split ya. 41 00:01:49,776 --> 00:01:51,028 - I'm sorry. - No. 42 00:01:52,154 --> 00:01:54,531 - Richard, I'll see you there? - Yeah. 43 00:01:54,615 --> 00:01:55,866 Uh, Pete? 44 00:01:57,743 --> 00:01:59,411 Do we have any chance of winning this? 45 00:02:00,245 --> 00:02:04,583 When you hired me, I told you I would never lie to you, Richard. 46 00:02:05,125 --> 00:02:06,668 Yeah, that's true. You did. 47 00:02:09,087 --> 00:02:10,505 I'll see you at 3:00. 48 00:02:29,066 --> 00:02:31,151 - Oh, hello, neighbor. - Neighbor. 49 00:02:31,860 --> 00:02:34,529 Not for long. Louise helped me sell my house. 50 00:02:34,946 --> 00:02:37,991 The ferret laws are much more enlightened in Arizona. 51 00:02:38,075 --> 00:02:39,826 Arizona, huh? 52 00:02:39,910 --> 00:02:41,078 You'll be dead in a month. 53 00:02:41,453 --> 00:02:43,246 We'll miss you. 54 00:02:43,330 --> 00:02:44,373 This your home? 55 00:02:44,456 --> 00:02:45,457 Indeed it is. 56 00:02:45,540 --> 00:02:48,502 Are you interested in selling? It's a great time. 57 00:02:48,585 --> 00:02:51,171 Not interested. There are people in there who depend on me, 58 00:02:51,254 --> 00:02:54,508 human people, not weasel animals. 59 00:02:54,591 --> 00:02:55,801 It's a ferret. 60 00:02:55,884 --> 00:02:57,094 - Weasels. - Noah: Ferrets! 61 00:02:57,177 --> 00:02:59,513 Corner lot, good square footage, 62 00:02:59,596 --> 00:03:02,933 I could probably get you a lot more than I got Noah. 63 00:03:04,059 --> 00:03:05,977 How much did you get him? 64 00:03:06,269 --> 00:03:08,689 Wait. You're selling the house just like that? 65 00:03:08,772 --> 00:03:11,692 It wasn't a rash decision. I agonized over it. 66 00:03:12,109 --> 00:03:14,444 - But what about your Incubator? - What about it, Jared? 67 00:03:14,528 --> 00:03:16,238 Pied Piper has caked its pants, 68 00:03:16,321 --> 00:03:19,908 jian Yang's chances of investment have literally gone up in smoke, 69 00:03:19,991 --> 00:03:22,411 and you heard what monahan said in court yesterday. 70 00:03:22,786 --> 00:03:25,497 Market forces and random events have conspired against me 71 00:03:25,580 --> 00:03:28,917 to make the success of my Incubator all but impossible. 72 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:33,547 Functionally, all I've really achieved is running a flop house where guys have shat, 73 00:03:33,630 --> 00:03:35,966 jerked off and paid me no rent. 74 00:03:36,299 --> 00:03:37,652 Man: Why won't anyone come get me? 75 00:03:37,676 --> 00:03:39,720 Well, we have accomplished one other thing. 76 00:03:39,803 --> 00:03:41,680 We're up over 20,000 viewers. 77 00:03:41,763 --> 00:03:43,473 Holy shit. Really? 78 00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:45,142 Yeah, buzzfeed linked to us. 79 00:03:45,225 --> 00:03:46,893 Now we're picking up on Reddit. 80 00:03:46,977 --> 00:03:49,938 This guy falling off a cliff is the first good luck we've had. 81 00:03:50,021 --> 00:03:51,374 And right as we're gaining traction, 82 00:03:51,398 --> 00:03:54,234 we have to hand it all over to Gavin fucking belson. 83 00:03:54,317 --> 00:03:56,111 This is fucked. 84 00:03:56,319 --> 00:03:58,405 We can't give it to him 85 00:03:58,488 --> 00:04:00,073 if we don't have it to give. 86 00:04:02,325 --> 00:04:03,410 What do you mean? 87 00:04:03,493 --> 00:04:05,954 We do have it to give, and we have to give it. 88 00:04:06,037 --> 00:04:11,168 100% of what he's trying to take from us exists digitally on servers in this house. 89 00:04:11,251 --> 00:04:14,337 If we nuke them, there's nothing for him to seize. 90 00:04:14,629 --> 00:04:16,882 As far as he knows, it's an accident. 91 00:04:16,965 --> 00:04:18,300 No one would believe that. 92 00:04:18,383 --> 00:04:23,847 Two weeks ago, we accidentally erased one-third of intersite's entire library. 93 00:04:23,930 --> 00:04:27,517 I think we've established our ineptitude beyond a reasonable doubt. 94 00:04:27,893 --> 00:04:29,436 Fuck it. 95 00:04:29,519 --> 00:04:30,937 I say we delete everything. 96 00:04:31,021 --> 00:04:33,356 No.no.no.no. 97 00:04:34,191 --> 00:04:36,735 Guys, that's not what we do. We don't destroy things. 98 00:04:36,818 --> 00:04:38,570 Not on purpose, anyway. 99 00:04:38,653 --> 00:04:41,340 Right? Isn't that the whole reason why you got into this in the first place, 100 00:04:41,364 --> 00:04:43,200 to build cool shit? 101 00:04:43,617 --> 00:04:46,620 I mean, look at that iivestream. It's fucking perfect. 102 00:04:47,537 --> 00:04:50,791 And even if hooli ends up owning it, 103 00:04:50,874 --> 00:04:53,627 we built it, with no resources 104 00:04:53,710 --> 00:04:57,130 and a fucking stream of endless obstacles. 105 00:04:57,214 --> 00:04:59,925 I don't know, I mean, I kind of want to see how big it can get, 106 00:05:00,008 --> 00:05:03,303 right up until the point where Gavin belson has to fucking take it from us. 107 00:05:04,554 --> 00:05:07,140 Guys, who is Manny pa-qui-oh? 108 00:05:07,224 --> 00:05:10,644 Pacquiao? He's one of the most famous people on the planet earth. 109 00:05:10,727 --> 00:05:13,313 Oh! Manny pacquiao, the Filipino legislator. 110 00:05:13,772 --> 00:05:14,773 No, boxer. 111 00:05:14,856 --> 00:05:17,150 Okay, well, he just tweeted a link to our iivestream. 112 00:05:17,234 --> 00:05:19,361 And he has almost two million followers. 113 00:05:21,071 --> 00:05:22,280 Oh, fuck. 114 00:05:22,614 --> 00:05:23,698 Oh, fuck. 115 00:05:23,782 --> 00:05:26,093 We got to scale up if we're going to handle that kind of traffic. 116 00:05:26,117 --> 00:05:27,386 Dinesh: I'm gonna compress the manifests. 117 00:05:27,410 --> 00:05:29,570 I'll kill the highest bitrate to give us more headroom. 118 00:05:30,455 --> 00:05:33,166 I've always wanted to be part of a suicide pact. 119 00:05:33,250 --> 00:05:35,085 - What? - That's not what we're doing. 120 00:05:36,962 --> 00:05:39,673 Hey, gilfoyle, we're up to 50,000 views. 121 00:05:39,756 --> 00:05:42,509 Whoa. It is, like, 500 degrees in here. 122 00:05:42,634 --> 00:05:45,011 Yeah. Anton is really starting to sweat. 123 00:05:45,095 --> 00:05:47,681 Yeah, I still can't believe you gave the servers a man's name. 124 00:05:47,764 --> 00:05:50,100 Sorry, I couldn't remember your mother's name. 125 00:05:50,183 --> 00:05:52,143 Hey, why don't I just open up the garage door? 126 00:05:52,227 --> 00:05:53,436 Let some fresh air in here. 127 00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:56,106 Yeah, sure, if you want the cooling system to shut down 128 00:05:56,189 --> 00:05:57,750 and everything in here to turn to magma. 129 00:05:57,774 --> 00:06:00,777 Actually, with all the new servers I have running, 130 00:06:00,861 --> 00:06:03,613 we're about to Max out the amperage and blow the main breaker anyway. 131 00:06:03,697 --> 00:06:06,992 Sooner or later, gilfoyle's servers are gonna fall, and then it's all done. 132 00:06:07,117 --> 00:06:09,244 My servers can handle 10 times the traffic 133 00:06:09,327 --> 00:06:12,038 if they weren't busy apologizing for your shit codebase. 134 00:06:12,122 --> 00:06:14,791 Dinesh: Oh, yeah? Well, my codebase could handle this traffic, 135 00:06:14,875 --> 00:06:16,755 fuck your mother, make a video of it, upload it, 136 00:06:16,793 --> 00:06:19,045 - and even that video would not rebuffer. - Hey, Pete. 137 00:06:19,129 --> 00:06:23,133 Hey, I just heard from the judge. He's gonna call us in an hour early. 138 00:06:23,216 --> 00:06:24,968 Early? What does that mean? 139 00:06:25,260 --> 00:06:27,554 Well, it's either a very good or a very bad sign. 140 00:06:27,971 --> 00:06:30,265 Well, actually, it's almost always bad. 141 00:06:30,599 --> 00:06:32,309 I take it back. It's a bad thing. 142 00:06:33,143 --> 00:06:35,623 Why don't you head over, I'll see you when you get there, okay? 143 00:06:37,939 --> 00:06:40,525 Hey, guys, I gotta go. 144 00:06:40,984 --> 00:06:41,984 It's time. 145 00:06:42,027 --> 00:06:43,987 Try to keep it online as long as you can, okay? 146 00:06:48,325 --> 00:06:49,326 Why? 147 00:06:49,409 --> 00:06:52,579 - The picture quality is remarkable. - Mmm-hmm. 148 00:06:52,662 --> 00:06:58,460 And this is all hosted at a data center they built themselves in their garage. 149 00:06:58,543 --> 00:07:00,183 Man: Please help me. Monica: That's right. 150 00:07:00,295 --> 00:07:02,255 - Very impressive. - Man: Please someone help me! 151 00:07:02,339 --> 00:07:05,759 It's already becoming a meme in the Philippines. Look. 152 00:07:06,843 --> 00:07:08,779 Why won't anyone come help me? 153 00:07:08,803 --> 00:07:10,597 Can anyone hear me? 154 00:07:13,683 --> 00:07:14,684 Man: Hello? 155 00:07:15,018 --> 00:07:17,187 And Filipinos find this amusing? 156 00:07:17,270 --> 00:07:18,664 - Man: Can anyone hear me? - Apparently. 157 00:07:18,688 --> 00:07:20,607 Please help me. 158 00:07:22,192 --> 00:07:25,111 I've lost all feeling below the waist. 159 00:07:25,195 --> 00:07:27,489 - Why? - They are a fascinating people. 160 00:07:29,574 --> 00:07:30,575 How are the numbers? 161 00:07:30,659 --> 00:07:33,995 Unless people start getting bored and tuning out, we're gonna hit our capacity. 162 00:07:34,079 --> 00:07:35,622 Fuck. 163 00:07:35,705 --> 00:07:37,457 Man: I'm so dehydrated. 164 00:07:37,540 --> 00:07:40,168 I'm gonna have to urinate into my water bottle. 165 00:07:40,251 --> 00:07:42,629 Uh, this guy's gonna drink his own piss? 166 00:07:42,712 --> 00:07:45,465 That's too good. We're gonna fall by succeeding. 167 00:07:45,715 --> 00:07:47,842 Jared, I need you to plug those servers in now. 168 00:07:47,926 --> 00:07:49,052 Aye-aye, captain. 169 00:07:49,135 --> 00:07:51,763 What a shit-circus. Good riddance. 170 00:07:52,055 --> 00:07:54,516 - You're never gonna sell. - What? 171 00:07:54,599 --> 00:07:56,519 I mean, look what's happening here. It's magical. 172 00:07:56,601 --> 00:07:57,686 The only thing magical 173 00:07:57,769 --> 00:08:01,106 is how much this house has appreciated in the last three years, Jared. 174 00:08:01,189 --> 00:08:02,189 I'm selling. 175 00:08:02,232 --> 00:08:04,818 I mean, that's just money. It has no real value. 176 00:08:05,235 --> 00:08:07,445 It literally defines value. 177 00:08:07,529 --> 00:08:09,114 Look at this check. All right? 178 00:08:09,197 --> 00:08:11,700 You can't actually cash it, but think about what it represents. 179 00:08:11,783 --> 00:08:13,368 It's priceless. 180 00:08:13,451 --> 00:08:16,079 Jared, I saw your entire hr file. 181 00:08:16,162 --> 00:08:17,580 It was in the hooli disclosure. 182 00:08:17,664 --> 00:08:19,624 You had a fat salary and stock options. 183 00:08:19,708 --> 00:08:22,085 By now, you would be a senior vp. 184 00:08:22,168 --> 00:08:25,588 But instead, you walked away to wrangle extension cords 185 00:08:25,672 --> 00:08:28,925 for a company that will be defunct in maybe 30 hours. 186 00:08:29,300 --> 00:08:32,804 If you're not kicking yourself, even just a little bit, 187 00:08:32,887 --> 00:08:34,514 you are objectively insane. 188 00:08:34,597 --> 00:08:38,184 I can always find another job, but look at us doing this. 189 00:08:38,268 --> 00:08:40,979 It's intoxicating. Don't act like it's not magical. 190 00:08:41,062 --> 00:08:42,063 It is. 191 00:08:43,273 --> 00:08:44,441 What the fuck is that? 192 00:08:45,275 --> 00:08:46,526 Jesus Christ! 193 00:08:47,318 --> 00:08:48,528 What the fucking fuck? 194 00:08:49,362 --> 00:08:50,405 Hey, guys. 195 00:08:50,488 --> 00:08:53,033 On the day that I'm showing the place? Are you serious? 196 00:08:53,116 --> 00:08:54,868 I had to shorten up the cable run, so... 197 00:08:54,951 --> 00:08:57,232 This is the shortest distance to the garage. Had to do it. 198 00:08:59,581 --> 00:09:00,790 It's magical. 199 00:09:01,207 --> 00:09:02,208 Huh. 200 00:09:04,753 --> 00:09:06,713 Richard: So, start with the wide end. 201 00:09:10,300 --> 00:09:11,468 Oh, Richard. 202 00:09:22,812 --> 00:09:24,522 Here, let me help you with that. 203 00:09:25,565 --> 00:09:26,775 - May I? - Uh... 204 00:09:27,192 --> 00:09:28,902 - Relax. - Okay. 205 00:09:28,985 --> 00:09:30,612 Just gonna tie your tie. 206 00:09:31,321 --> 00:09:32,697 All right. 207 00:09:34,199 --> 00:09:36,701 I feel terrible it's come to this, Richard. 208 00:09:36,785 --> 00:09:38,203 But who knows? 209 00:09:38,286 --> 00:09:41,247 Sometimes things like this are for the best. 210 00:09:41,331 --> 00:09:43,583 I know this one is for me. 211 00:09:45,293 --> 00:09:49,422 If you hadn't blackmailed me into this arbitration, 212 00:09:49,506 --> 00:09:52,050 I was gonna have to go in front of the hooli board of directors 213 00:09:52,133 --> 00:09:56,346 and ask for $250 million to buy you out. 214 00:09:57,222 --> 00:10:00,100 Wow. $250 million? 215 00:10:00,183 --> 00:10:01,226 Believe it or not, 216 00:10:01,309 --> 00:10:04,479 your algorithm is the only way to make nucleus work. 217 00:10:04,562 --> 00:10:07,357 I was ready to pay whatever it took. 218 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:08,608 Let me ask you this. 219 00:10:08,691 --> 00:10:11,111 If I offered you 10 million for pied Piper right now, 220 00:10:11,194 --> 00:10:14,614 before we even go in there, would you take it? 221 00:10:15,698 --> 00:10:16,950 Really? You'd do that? 222 00:10:17,367 --> 00:10:18,910 No, of course not. 223 00:10:18,993 --> 00:10:21,246 I'm about to get it for free. I'm just fucking with you. 224 00:10:21,329 --> 00:10:26,167 I'm sure you'll come up with plenty more once-in-a-lifetime ideas, Richard. 225 00:10:27,418 --> 00:10:28,545 Or not. 226 00:10:29,754 --> 00:10:30,797 There you go. 227 00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:32,632 Mmm-hmm. 228 00:10:34,884 --> 00:10:36,511 Good luck in there, Richard. 229 00:10:43,726 --> 00:10:45,311 Gilfoyle, what are you doing? 230 00:10:45,395 --> 00:10:46,956 Jamming the breakers so they don't trip. 231 00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:48,982 That's not a huge fucking fire hazard? 232 00:10:49,065 --> 00:10:51,785 Yeah, of course it is. This whole shit box could go up at any second. 233 00:10:51,818 --> 00:10:53,111 No, no. No. No fires in here. 234 00:10:53,194 --> 00:10:55,488 I already had that conversation with jian Yang, I think. 235 00:10:55,572 --> 00:10:57,574 Two hundred thousand views. Fuck! 236 00:10:57,657 --> 00:11:00,702 Gilfoyle, we need to build the caching mechanisms now! 237 00:11:00,785 --> 00:11:02,620 It's the only way the clusters will scale. 238 00:11:02,704 --> 00:11:03,872 Okay, sounds good. Do it. 239 00:11:03,955 --> 00:11:06,332 I can't do it on my own, gilfoyle! 240 00:11:06,416 --> 00:11:09,216 Hey, erlich, I need another coder here! None of these guys can help me. 241 00:11:09,294 --> 00:11:11,462 Sorry, amigo. I don't code anymore. 242 00:11:11,546 --> 00:11:13,464 Remember? Carpal tunnel syndrome. 243 00:11:13,548 --> 00:11:15,988 Well, then we're fucked. This thing is gonna crash any second. 244 00:11:17,135 --> 00:11:18,219 Mr. Bachman, 245 00:11:18,303 --> 00:11:20,656 - I am sorry to drop in on you like this... - Dinesh: Erlich, seriously! 246 00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:22,032 - But I have got the buyers here. - Dinesh: Shitl 247 00:11:22,056 --> 00:11:23,516 he's gonna drink his own piss! 248 00:11:23,933 --> 00:11:25,494 - Gilfoyle, I need some fucking help! - Sorry, Louise, 249 00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:28,789 - this isn't a great time. I'm entertaining... - Gilfoyle: I told you already, I'm busy! 250 00:11:28,813 --> 00:11:31,816 And I have some minor cosmetic repairs to do before I show the house. 251 00:11:31,900 --> 00:11:33,776 Oh, no, they don't even need to look inside. 252 00:11:33,860 --> 00:11:36,070 They only want the property for the lot value. 253 00:11:36,154 --> 00:11:38,874 - Dinesh: Seriously, I can't do this by myself! - Lot value? Meaning? 254 00:11:39,115 --> 00:11:42,327 You have to realize your house is a total teardown, right? 255 00:11:43,119 --> 00:11:44,579 They want to tear this place down? 256 00:11:44,662 --> 00:11:46,765 Dinesh: Gilfoyle, the caching mechanisms! We're gonna crash! 257 00:11:46,789 --> 00:11:48,583 Gilfoyle: I told you, get erlich to do it. 258 00:11:48,666 --> 00:11:49,935 Dinesh: Richard said keep it online! 259 00:11:49,959 --> 00:11:51,770 - Uh, Mr. Bachman. - Dinesh: I can't do this by myself! 260 00:11:51,794 --> 00:11:54,380 They want to make an offer right now, all cash. 261 00:11:54,464 --> 00:11:57,675 Mr. Bachman, I think you would be foolish to turn this down. 262 00:12:00,637 --> 00:12:01,930 Did you just call me a fool? 263 00:12:02,013 --> 00:12:03,973 - No. All I meant was... - Madam, 264 00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:07,227 you do not call a man a fool on the transom of his own home. 265 00:12:07,310 --> 00:12:10,313 A home that happens to be the world headquarters of a company 266 00:12:10,396 --> 00:12:13,608 keeping streaming video of a man who's about to drink his own urine 267 00:12:13,691 --> 00:12:16,236 online for tens of thousands of Filipinos. 268 00:12:16,319 --> 00:12:18,613 Does that sound like foolishness to you? 269 00:12:18,696 --> 00:12:22,450 So, you can tell your clients, respectfully, that they may go fuck themselves. 270 00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:37,757 All right, I'm gonna start compiling varnish to cache the manifest. 271 00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:40,927 Dinesh, you reduce the seeds in the p2p swarm, got it? 272 00:12:41,010 --> 00:12:42,136 Let's fucking do this. 273 00:12:42,220 --> 00:12:43,638 I knew you wouldn't sell. 274 00:12:43,721 --> 00:12:47,558 Jared, respectfully, shut the fuck up. I'm working. 275 00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:51,479 Man: I don't wanna drink my pee. 276 00:12:53,189 --> 00:12:54,440 What's that smell? 277 00:12:54,524 --> 00:12:58,069 Which iweighed in making my final decision. 278 00:12:59,362 --> 00:13:01,656 A decision I do not take lightly. 279 00:13:02,407 --> 00:13:03,533 Now, in concerning... 280 00:13:06,703 --> 00:13:09,664 Mr. Hendricks, are you on your phone? 281 00:13:13,251 --> 00:13:17,714 It says, "aim at the base of the fire." That's the servers. 282 00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:20,091 If you hit those servers, you kill our iivestream, Jared. 283 00:13:20,174 --> 00:13:21,592 All right. I don't know what to do! 284 00:13:21,676 --> 00:13:25,972 - Maybe we should do verbal swot analysis? - Dinesh: 298,000! 299,000! 285 00:13:26,097 --> 00:13:27,390 Our check is burning! 286 00:13:27,473 --> 00:13:29,513 He's drinking his own urine. He's drinking his piss. 287 00:13:29,559 --> 00:13:31,144 We're up over 300,000 viewers! 288 00:13:31,227 --> 00:13:34,105 Hello? I'm down here! Hello? 289 00:13:34,188 --> 00:13:35,541 Dinesh: Wait, who the fuck is that guy? 290 00:13:35,565 --> 00:13:37,650 Wait, wait. They're rescuing him. 291 00:13:37,734 --> 00:13:40,528 Why did it take you so long? 292 00:13:42,697 --> 00:13:44,157 Wait. He shut it off. 293 00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:46,951 290, 270... everyone's leaving. 294 00:13:47,035 --> 00:13:48,369 It's over. 295 00:13:49,454 --> 00:13:50,538 Holy shit. 296 00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:53,624 - We did it. - We fucking did it. 297 00:13:53,708 --> 00:13:55,585 We stayed online till the end. 298 00:13:57,378 --> 00:13:58,629 Fuck, yeah. 299 00:14:00,465 --> 00:14:01,924 Oh! 300 00:14:04,927 --> 00:14:06,679 I wonder if Richard got to see that. 301 00:14:08,306 --> 00:14:10,892 Which is why I had no recourse 302 00:14:10,975 --> 00:14:15,021 but to rule that, since Mr. Hendricks, by his own admission, 303 00:14:15,104 --> 00:14:19,192 used hooli equipment to facilitate the development of pied Piper, 304 00:14:19,650 --> 00:14:22,695 then pursuant to California labor code, 305 00:14:22,779 --> 00:14:27,950 hooli has a right to ownership of pied Piper's underlying ip. 306 00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:31,704 Man: Congrats. 307 00:14:31,788 --> 00:14:33,498 - Congratulations. - Well done. 308 00:14:34,207 --> 00:14:35,917 - Very well done. - Congratulations. 309 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:38,169 You did a very good job, very impressive. 310 00:14:39,629 --> 00:14:41,214 Pete: Richard, I'm sorry. 311 00:14:41,297 --> 00:14:42,632 I really am. 312 00:14:48,471 --> 00:14:51,641 We're now at 78 viewers, which still seems high. 313 00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:53,684 Like, who's watching a blank screen? 314 00:14:53,768 --> 00:14:55,395 We never went down, gents. 315 00:14:55,478 --> 00:14:56,604 Anton really carried us. 316 00:14:56,854 --> 00:14:58,564 Dinesh: Oh, one, still a weird name, 317 00:14:58,648 --> 00:15:01,275 and two, this was a win for our software stack. 318 00:15:01,359 --> 00:15:04,112 Your software can choke on my fat fucking balls. 319 00:15:04,195 --> 00:15:05,488 Guys. 320 00:15:06,864 --> 00:15:08,574 Richard just texted me. 321 00:15:08,658 --> 00:15:09,659 He says delete it. 322 00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:11,577 - What? - He says, 323 00:15:11,661 --> 00:15:15,123 "we just lost. It's my company. Delete it all. Now." 324 00:15:18,334 --> 00:15:19,794 Motherfucker. 325 00:15:20,336 --> 00:15:24,340 Now, pied Piper, you conceded on all of these minor counts. 326 00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:28,386 Accordingly, on the count of wrongful solicitation, 327 00:15:28,469 --> 00:15:32,890 I find Richard Hendricks did indeed breach his contract with hooli 328 00:15:32,974 --> 00:15:37,311 when he hired away a hooli employee, one Donald Dunn, 329 00:15:37,395 --> 00:15:41,649 aka Jared, aka o.J., apparently. 330 00:15:42,733 --> 00:15:45,611 But this is where things get interesting. 331 00:15:45,903 --> 00:15:49,615 Mr. Belson, there is language in this contract 332 00:15:49,699 --> 00:15:53,202 that the California supreme court has deemed unlawful. 333 00:15:53,744 --> 00:15:56,664 Preventing Mr. Dunn from seeking employment elsewhere 334 00:15:56,747 --> 00:15:59,834 is a violation of his rights. 335 00:15:59,917 --> 00:16:01,461 Are you aware of this? 336 00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:05,006 I was not, but I'm willing to drop that count altogether 337 00:16:05,089 --> 00:16:06,257 if it makes things easier. 338 00:16:06,716 --> 00:16:08,634 Well, here's the thing. 339 00:16:08,718 --> 00:16:12,054 This clause was unlawful 340 00:16:12,138 --> 00:16:16,642 when you included it in Mr. Hendricks' employment agreement. 341 00:16:16,726 --> 00:16:19,520 Right. As I said, I'm willing to just move past this. 342 00:16:19,604 --> 00:16:21,981 See, again, I don't think you understand. 343 00:16:22,064 --> 00:16:25,151 If Mr. Hendricks hadn't hired Mr. Dunn, 344 00:16:25,234 --> 00:16:28,821 or you hadn't pursued him for that hire, 345 00:16:28,905 --> 00:16:31,699 I'm not sure I would've noticed the violation. 346 00:16:31,782 --> 00:16:34,285 But you did, so I did. 347 00:16:34,660 --> 00:16:35,700 What's happening? 348 00:16:35,745 --> 00:16:37,121 Justice, baby. 349 00:16:37,205 --> 00:16:39,290 And what I find is, 350 00:16:39,373 --> 00:16:42,168 this is an unenforceable contract. 351 00:16:42,251 --> 00:16:43,961 It is null and void. 352 00:16:44,045 --> 00:16:49,509 So, effectively, Mr. Hendricks never had a valid employment agreement with hooli. 353 00:16:49,592 --> 00:16:55,765 As a result, hooli has no claim to ownership of pied Piper's underlying ip. 354 00:16:56,933 --> 00:16:58,893 That is my ruling. 355 00:16:59,060 --> 00:17:03,940 And per your arbitration agreement, it is binding and final. 356 00:17:06,108 --> 00:17:07,818 Thank you, everyone. 357 00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:15,034 What the fuck just happened? We lost? You gotta be fucking kidding me! 358 00:17:15,117 --> 00:17:18,037 We won. We won, right? I mean, pied Piper is ours? 359 00:17:20,790 --> 00:17:23,167 Richard, not long ago, 360 00:17:23,251 --> 00:17:25,878 emergency workers pulled me out of the flaming wreckage 361 00:17:25,962 --> 00:17:27,964 - of my Mercury grand Marquis. - All right. 362 00:17:28,673 --> 00:17:31,551 Today, you pulled me out of the flaming wreckage of my life, 363 00:17:31,634 --> 00:17:33,261 and those flames burn far hotter. 364 00:17:33,344 --> 00:17:34,637 - Sure. - For that, I thank you. 365 00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:35,721 Yeah, you're welcome. 366 00:17:35,805 --> 00:17:38,307 I used to take a tampon, soak it in grain alcohol, 367 00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:40,309 and stick it up into my rectum. 368 00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:41,769 That got me high, Richard, 369 00:17:41,852 --> 00:17:44,647 but not half as high as the drug you just gave me. 370 00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:46,065 You know what that drug's called? 371 00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:49,360 A second chance. 372 00:17:50,444 --> 00:17:52,572 Right on. Uh... 373 00:17:52,655 --> 00:17:54,198 Well, thank you. You did great. 374 00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:55,992 Great job. 375 00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:59,287 Wow! I mean, itotally thought we were gonna lose that. 376 00:17:59,370 --> 00:18:01,163 I actually told the guys to... 377 00:18:03,207 --> 00:18:04,709 Oh, my god. 378 00:18:05,042 --> 00:18:06,794 All right, I just wrote a mod of dban. 379 00:18:06,877 --> 00:18:10,715 As soon as we run it, it will delete the entire code repository. 380 00:18:10,798 --> 00:18:13,676 Pied Piper will literally vanish. 381 00:18:16,012 --> 00:18:17,452 Wait, what? What? 382 00:18:18,556 --> 00:18:20,266 No. No, no, no. Fuck! 383 00:18:23,352 --> 00:18:25,104 Are we sure we have to do this? 384 00:18:25,187 --> 00:18:26,772 You read the text, Jared. 385 00:18:26,856 --> 00:18:29,609 If anything had changed, Richard would have called by now. Right? 386 00:18:32,528 --> 00:18:34,155 Shit, no! God damn it. 387 00:18:39,785 --> 00:18:44,540 So all you have to do is press that button, and the entire platform's obliterated. 388 00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:47,376 And no one will ever be able to recover it. 389 00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:49,962 Yep, one click and poof. 390 00:18:50,046 --> 00:18:54,550 "The power to destroy a thing is the absolute control over it." 391 00:18:55,301 --> 00:18:57,553 Frank Herbert, dune. 392 00:18:58,554 --> 00:19:00,765 All right then. Here we go. 393 00:19:01,766 --> 00:19:05,061 Three, two, one... 394 00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:06,312 Wait, wait. 395 00:19:06,395 --> 00:19:09,273 Shouldn't we drink one last toast to pied Piper 396 00:19:09,357 --> 00:19:11,567 before we burn it to the fucking ground? 397 00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:14,654 All right. As long as god isn't involved and there's beer. 398 00:19:14,737 --> 00:19:16,280 Okay. Okay. 399 00:19:16,364 --> 00:19:19,408 But if we're claiming this happened before the ruling, 400 00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:20,743 we should do it quickly. 401 00:19:22,078 --> 00:19:24,330 Damn. Hey, I need to use your phone. 402 00:19:24,413 --> 00:19:26,099 Sorry, I can only allow that for customers. 403 00:19:26,123 --> 00:19:28,125 I'm just gonna use it. 404 00:19:28,209 --> 00:19:29,251 Oh, shit. 405 00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:32,922 I don't know any of their numbers. They're all on my phone. 406 00:19:34,423 --> 00:19:35,800 God damn it! Fuck! 407 00:19:36,217 --> 00:19:38,904 I need to use your phone to email my friend so he doesn't delete pied Piper. 408 00:19:38,928 --> 00:19:40,096 Please. 409 00:19:42,765 --> 00:19:44,100 Bus? Okay. 410 00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:45,823 All: To pied Piper. 411 00:19:47,103 --> 00:19:49,522 Wait, is this a wheat beer? 412 00:19:49,605 --> 00:19:51,273 I can't drink this without a lemon. 413 00:19:51,357 --> 00:19:53,025 Noah's got a lemon tree. 414 00:19:53,109 --> 00:19:54,694 Fuck him over one last time? 415 00:19:54,777 --> 00:19:56,779 Okay, but then we're... 416 00:19:56,862 --> 00:19:58,447 - Then we're gonna do it. - Yeah. 417 00:19:58,531 --> 00:20:00,411 Thank you so much for letting me use your phone. 418 00:20:00,783 --> 00:20:02,868 Just one email and I'm done, I swear. 419 00:20:02,952 --> 00:20:06,038 As long as you don't shit, piss, or puke on my bus, it's all good. 420 00:20:07,415 --> 00:20:08,624 Okay. 421 00:20:09,959 --> 00:20:12,628 I hope it's not weird that the email's coming from your account. 422 00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:20,636 I did not know lemon trees had thorns. 423 00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:22,096 Wait. 424 00:20:22,179 --> 00:20:24,306 This one has like a bruise on it. 425 00:20:24,807 --> 00:20:25,808 Hmm. 426 00:20:27,309 --> 00:20:29,228 No response. Nothing. 427 00:20:30,438 --> 00:20:31,856 Fuck. 428 00:20:33,023 --> 00:20:34,442 Hey, thanks. 429 00:20:34,525 --> 00:20:37,069 Don't get that shitty one. Get that nice one up there. 430 00:20:37,153 --> 00:20:40,239 Yeah, I think the ferrets have nibbled some of the lower ones. 431 00:20:46,203 --> 00:20:48,283 Okay, there's no way I could have squirted this lemon 432 00:20:48,330 --> 00:20:50,249 in your eye on purpose from this distance. 433 00:20:50,332 --> 00:20:51,959 I'm not a fucking lemon sniper. 434 00:20:52,042 --> 00:20:54,682 You'd be more of a lemon suicide bomber. 435 00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:56,589 - Richard: Guys. Guys! - It's Richard. 436 00:20:56,672 --> 00:20:58,674 Why is he knocking? He has my keys. 437 00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:00,235 We need to delete it before he comes in. 438 00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:01,302 Richard: Let me in! 439 00:21:01,385 --> 00:21:03,095 Richard. Richard. 440 00:21:03,179 --> 00:21:04,180 Don't delete it. 441 00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:05,806 Don't delete it. 442 00:21:06,223 --> 00:21:07,683 Did you delete it? 443 00:21:09,351 --> 00:21:10,352 Oops. 444 00:21:10,686 --> 00:21:12,813 Oops? What does that mean, "oops"? 445 00:21:13,647 --> 00:21:15,441 You said "delete." 446 00:21:15,524 --> 00:21:16,525 Fuck. 447 00:21:16,901 --> 00:21:17,943 Oh, wait. 448 00:21:19,987 --> 00:21:21,280 - Hold on. - What? 449 00:21:21,363 --> 00:21:22,683 Gilfoyle, what's happening? What? 450 00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:25,951 That's weird. Kernel panic. The whole system just crashed. 451 00:21:26,035 --> 00:21:29,038 So, what does that mean? Did you delete pied Piper or not? 452 00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:31,665 Nope. 453 00:21:31,749 --> 00:21:33,334 We definitely did not. 454 00:21:34,168 --> 00:21:37,171 All thanks to dinesh's garbage code. 455 00:21:37,254 --> 00:21:40,716 The software you wrote to delete our software just shit the bed. 456 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:42,676 - No surprise. - No, my software's fine. 457 00:21:42,760 --> 00:21:44,362 It's 'cause it's running on your shit hardware. 458 00:21:44,386 --> 00:21:47,223 Gilfoyle: My hardware handled everything else just fine... 459 00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:49,159 - Dinesh: It caught fucking fire! - Until your shit software 460 00:21:49,183 --> 00:21:50,643 spread like a virus and killed it. 461 00:21:50,726 --> 00:21:51,912 - Restart it! Restart it! - I will restart it. 462 00:21:51,936 --> 00:21:54,772 No, no, no, don't restart it. Don't restart it. 463 00:21:57,066 --> 00:21:58,067 We won. 464 00:21:58,317 --> 00:21:59,819 - We won? - We won? 465 00:21:59,902 --> 00:22:03,823 Yeah, we beat Gavin belson, and we won. 466 00:22:03,906 --> 00:22:04,990 Holy shit. 467 00:22:06,951 --> 00:22:07,952 We won. 468 00:22:09,245 --> 00:22:11,163 What the fuck happened here? 469 00:22:11,247 --> 00:22:12,331 Magic. 470 00:22:12,414 --> 00:22:14,124 Gilfoyle's shit hardware caught fire. 471 00:22:14,208 --> 00:22:16,460 No, 'cause your shit software was slowing it down. 472 00:22:16,544 --> 00:22:18,504 And then erlich coded and it gave me chills. 473 00:22:18,587 --> 00:22:20,422 Gilfoyle made a hole in the wall. 474 00:22:20,506 --> 00:22:21,507 - Look! - Gilfoyle: I did. 475 00:22:21,590 --> 00:22:22,990 Jared: It was frightening. 476 00:22:27,805 --> 00:22:29,849 Did you hear he just lost the pied Piper suit? 477 00:22:29,932 --> 00:22:32,977 That's nothing. They're saying half of all hooli employment agreements 478 00:22:33,060 --> 00:22:35,229 may be legally invalid. 479 00:22:35,312 --> 00:22:37,332 You don't think the board will get rid of him, do you? 480 00:22:37,356 --> 00:22:38,774 Maybe. 481 00:22:38,858 --> 00:22:40,651 - Two, please. - Man: Sure, coming right up. 482 00:22:40,734 --> 00:22:44,822 I'm hearing a lot of chatter about that Nelson bighetti guy over at xyz. 483 00:22:44,905 --> 00:22:46,824 I mean, three promotions in a year? 484 00:22:46,907 --> 00:22:49,702 President of hooli cancer and aids societies? 485 00:22:49,785 --> 00:22:51,453 That doesn't just happen. 486 00:22:51,954 --> 00:22:53,747 He must be smart as hell. 487 00:23:02,882 --> 00:23:05,134 Gavin, come in. 488 00:23:07,595 --> 00:23:09,013 Motherfuck. 489 00:23:11,974 --> 00:23:14,351 Wait, what? 490 00:23:14,685 --> 00:23:17,438 I am rarely wrong about these things. 491 00:23:19,940 --> 00:23:21,817 You have an aura about you. 492 00:23:23,110 --> 00:23:28,198 An aura that if carefully managed by someone with the necessary spiritual expertise, 493 00:23:29,074 --> 00:23:31,493 could be harnessed to great effect. 494 00:23:32,328 --> 00:23:33,579 Okay. 495 00:23:36,165 --> 00:23:37,333 Russ: Monica. 496 00:23:38,542 --> 00:23:40,878 Russ, what are you doing here? 497 00:23:40,961 --> 00:23:44,715 Question. What's got two thumbs and three commas? 498 00:23:46,008 --> 00:23:47,051 This guy. 499 00:23:47,635 --> 00:23:48,677 - What? - Russ: Yeah. 500 00:23:48,761 --> 00:23:50,930 Like, 10 minutes after boy genius won his lawsuit, 501 00:23:51,013 --> 00:23:52,222 your boss lady gave me a call. 502 00:23:52,306 --> 00:23:53,766 We just did a deal. 503 00:23:53,849 --> 00:23:56,352 She put me back over a "." B 504 00:23:57,394 --> 00:23:59,521 - It means a billion. - Yeah, I got it. 505 00:23:59,897 --> 00:24:02,358 I got a lot of cars, you know, 506 00:24:02,441 --> 00:24:04,693 if you want to go for a drive some time. 507 00:24:06,362 --> 00:24:07,363 Got my own. 508 00:24:07,863 --> 00:24:09,281 Does it go like this? 509 00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:12,076 Does it go like this? No? 510 00:24:12,660 --> 00:24:14,036 Think about it. 511 00:24:18,165 --> 00:24:19,541 Monica: Laurie. 512 00:24:19,625 --> 00:24:22,670 I just ran into Russ hanneman leaving. 513 00:24:22,753 --> 00:24:25,714 He said you made him some kind of, uh, a deal. 514 00:24:25,798 --> 00:24:26,924 Yes. 515 00:24:27,007 --> 00:24:30,469 He was substantially difficult, truly repugnant. 516 00:24:30,552 --> 00:24:34,682 And when we finalized our agreement, he described his erection to me. 517 00:24:35,224 --> 00:24:36,475 But in the end, 518 00:24:36,558 --> 00:24:39,979 I managed to buy 100% of his interest in pied Piper. 519 00:24:40,062 --> 00:24:41,939 Let us never speak of him again. 520 00:24:42,022 --> 00:24:45,192 Well, that is fine by me, 521 00:24:45,609 --> 00:24:49,071 and I'm so glad that you got him away from pied Piper. 522 00:24:49,446 --> 00:24:51,323 I mean, now that their suit has been resolved, 523 00:24:51,407 --> 00:24:54,743 I think that they're about to become something really special. 524 00:24:55,119 --> 00:24:59,164 Their core technology, it's visionary. 525 00:24:59,248 --> 00:25:00,249 Absolutely. 526 00:25:00,332 --> 00:25:04,169 Also, the entirety of their recent stumbles 527 00:25:04,253 --> 00:25:06,255 with homicide, with intersite, 528 00:25:06,338 --> 00:25:12,511 with the very decision to pursue video instead of more pioneering applications, 529 00:25:12,761 --> 00:25:14,388 this was all rooted in human error, 530 00:25:14,471 --> 00:25:18,475 which is why I found it prudent to secure hanneman's shares, 531 00:25:18,559 --> 00:25:23,022 his voting rights, and, most critically, his board seats. 532 00:25:23,647 --> 00:25:25,858 Right. Russ has two board seats. 533 00:25:25,941 --> 00:25:27,234 He did. 534 00:25:28,110 --> 00:25:30,070 Now, Hendricks votes one, 535 00:25:31,363 --> 00:25:33,532 bachman votes one, 536 00:25:33,615 --> 00:25:36,243 and we, at raviga, 537 00:25:36,326 --> 00:25:37,786 we vote three. 538 00:25:38,704 --> 00:25:40,164 That is a majority. 539 00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:42,624 We can now take the necessary steps 540 00:25:42,708 --> 00:25:45,252 to ensure that pied Piper is properly managed. 541 00:25:48,589 --> 00:25:50,507 What are you saying? 542 00:25:51,884 --> 00:25:53,177 I don't understand. 543 00:25:54,386 --> 00:25:57,514 Monica, I believe you do. 544 00:25:58,932 --> 00:26:00,572 All: Always blue! Always bluel 545 00:26:00,642 --> 00:26:03,353 always bluel always bluel always bluel 546 00:26:06,774 --> 00:26:08,168 That was a long one. 547 00:26:08,192 --> 00:26:10,112 Dinesh: It's not the first time I've heard that. 548 00:26:10,569 --> 00:26:13,363 Monica, what's up? When are you getting here? 549 00:26:13,989 --> 00:26:16,509 The party has already started, and it's getting pretty crazy. 550 00:26:16,533 --> 00:26:18,035 Erlich: I have yet to smoke weed. 551 00:26:20,287 --> 00:26:22,748 - What's wrong? - Jared: This is the best day of my life. 552 00:26:22,831 --> 00:26:24,833 - Um, okay. - Gilfoyle: And yet, no girls. 553 00:26:24,917 --> 00:26:26,311 There's nothing to it, it's just luck. 554 00:26:26,335 --> 00:26:27,836 Okay, well, then do it. 555 00:26:27,920 --> 00:26:29,088 Beat my 43. 556 00:26:29,171 --> 00:26:31,090 - Beat my 43. - Erlich: I'd like to smoke weed. 557 00:26:31,173 --> 00:26:33,693 Dinesh: That's the difference between you and me, you smoke weed all day, 558 00:26:33,717 --> 00:26:34,927 I learn a valuable skill. 559 00:26:35,010 --> 00:26:37,054 Richard, are you okay? 560 00:26:37,513 --> 00:26:38,722 Yeah, who died? 561 00:26:41,892 --> 00:26:43,102 What just happened? 562 00:26:43,185 --> 00:26:45,395 Well, apparently, 563 00:26:45,479 --> 00:26:51,193 raviga held an emergency meeting of pied Piper's board of directors. 564 00:26:51,485 --> 00:26:52,486 Oh, no. 565 00:26:52,569 --> 00:26:58,492 And they voted to remove me as ceo of my own company. 566 00:27:02,079 --> 00:27:03,997 I just got fired. 567 00:27:10,379 --> 00:27:12,172 And what about me?