1 00:00:07,090 --> 00:00:08,133 (Music playing) 2 00:00:08,217 --> 00:00:11,220 Hey, could we get one more round, please? 3 00:00:11,303 --> 00:00:13,055 It's on a tab, bighetti. 4 00:00:13,138 --> 00:00:14,806 - Woman: Sure. Coming up. - Cool. Thanks. 5 00:00:14,890 --> 00:00:17,684 Well, well, look who's the big shot. 6 00:00:17,768 --> 00:00:19,353 Yeah, big shot. 7 00:00:19,436 --> 00:00:22,481 How are you guys? Everything good over at nucleus? 8 00:00:22,564 --> 00:00:25,526 Nucleus is dog shit. How do you do it, man? 9 00:00:25,609 --> 00:00:29,780 You used to be the most useless guy in the entire nucleus team, 10 00:00:30,322 --> 00:00:32,324 but now you run an entire division. 11 00:00:32,407 --> 00:00:33,825 Did you ever ask yourself why? 12 00:00:33,909 --> 00:00:37,079 No. (Chuckles) No, I never have. 13 00:00:37,162 --> 00:00:39,206 Do you have any skill at all 14 00:00:39,289 --> 00:00:41,833 other than magically failing your way to the top? 15 00:00:42,251 --> 00:00:46,380 I have a boat. I guess that's not really a skill. 16 00:00:46,463 --> 00:00:48,882 - Fucking big head, man. - Fucking big head. 17 00:00:51,927 --> 00:00:53,136 Take care. 18 00:00:55,013 --> 00:00:57,558 Hey. Hey, you forgot your phone. 19 00:00:57,641 --> 00:00:59,434 At least, I think this is your... 20 00:01:01,186 --> 00:01:03,105 Holy shit. 21 00:01:06,316 --> 00:01:07,317 Richard: Holy shit. 22 00:01:07,651 --> 00:01:08,819 Right? 23 00:01:09,486 --> 00:01:12,573 - This is nucleus? - Yep. 24 00:01:12,906 --> 00:01:15,909 That is a beta of their entire mobile platform, 25 00:01:16,159 --> 00:01:17,327 and it sucks. 26 00:01:17,411 --> 00:01:20,789 Yeah. I mean, the ux is, like, Soviet-era. 27 00:01:21,039 --> 00:01:23,875 When it stores photos, they actually get larger. 28 00:01:23,959 --> 00:01:25,419 They never cracked middle-out. 29 00:01:25,502 --> 00:01:27,230 I actually kind of wish you didn't show me this, 30 00:01:27,254 --> 00:01:30,716 because now I know we totally would have beaten them. 31 00:01:31,133 --> 00:01:33,427 As it is now, I mean, we can't get funded. 32 00:01:33,510 --> 00:01:35,137 All of our new coders quit. 33 00:01:35,220 --> 00:01:37,139 I mean, can you even imagine what would happen 34 00:01:37,222 --> 00:01:40,058 if, like, a tech blog got their hands on that piece of shit? 35 00:01:40,309 --> 00:01:41,560 They'd tear it apart. 36 00:01:41,643 --> 00:01:44,980 I mean, it could actually totally destroy nucleus' release. 37 00:01:45,063 --> 00:01:49,276 I bet Gavin would do, shit, anything to prevent that from happening, right? 38 00:01:49,359 --> 00:01:50,819 Yeah, totally. 39 00:01:50,986 --> 00:01:53,947 Jesus, Richard, am I actually ahead of you on this? 40 00:01:55,699 --> 00:01:57,576 Take the phone, man. 41 00:01:57,868 --> 00:02:00,954 - It's yours. Take it. - Are you serious? 42 00:02:01,038 --> 00:02:04,249 Yeah, dude. Come on, I owe you. 43 00:02:04,416 --> 00:02:08,462 I mean, I was about to quit hooli and move home. 44 00:02:09,046 --> 00:02:11,632 And then Gavin promoted me just to spite you. 45 00:02:11,715 --> 00:02:15,135 And now, he keeps promoting me for some inexplicable reason. 46 00:02:15,218 --> 00:02:18,263 I mean, I haven't done anything, Richard. I mean, less than nothing. 47 00:02:18,347 --> 00:02:22,059 - Well, yeah. - But look at me now. 48 00:02:23,310 --> 00:02:27,939 We're sitting on my boat, Richard, and that's because of you. 49 00:02:28,023 --> 00:02:31,360 Soon, we can sail it to fucking Hawaii 50 00:02:31,735 --> 00:02:33,070 or sausalito. 51 00:02:33,153 --> 00:02:35,072 Three more classes, and I get my boat license. 52 00:02:35,489 --> 00:02:36,883 Really? How many classes does it take? 53 00:02:36,907 --> 00:02:39,201 Three. It's three classes. 54 00:02:39,409 --> 00:02:41,536 I heard you can pay somebody to take the test for you, 55 00:02:41,620 --> 00:02:43,413 but I just haven't got around to it yet. 56 00:02:44,831 --> 00:02:46,833 (Theme music playing) 57 00:02:55,676 --> 00:02:57,654 Gavin: Enough with your coy bullshit, Richard, okay? 58 00:02:57,678 --> 00:02:59,096 I know you have my goddamn phone. 59 00:02:59,179 --> 00:03:01,098 What the fuck do I have to do to get it back? 60 00:03:01,181 --> 00:03:05,102 Well, I was thinking that in exchange for my help, you... 61 00:03:05,852 --> 00:03:07,145 I'm sorry, hold on. 62 00:03:08,105 --> 00:03:10,148 You can't use the term "in exchange." 63 00:03:10,232 --> 00:03:13,402 It implies causality. That's basically extortion. 64 00:03:13,652 --> 00:03:17,322 Any actions he takes must be UN-coerced and of his own volition. 65 00:03:18,740 --> 00:03:19,741 (Clears throat) 66 00:03:19,825 --> 00:03:20,992 Hello. It's me again. 67 00:03:21,284 --> 00:03:25,288 I was thinking that if you found your phone, 68 00:03:25,372 --> 00:03:28,834 you might be so happy that you would be inclined 69 00:03:28,917 --> 00:03:31,545 - to drop the lawsuit. - Why would I do that? 70 00:03:31,920 --> 00:03:33,964 Because if you found your phone, 71 00:03:34,047 --> 00:03:38,176 that would mean that no tech bloggers orjournalists did, 72 00:03:38,260 --> 00:03:44,099 and they couldn't write a scathing review based on what was on it, as it sucks. 73 00:03:44,433 --> 00:03:48,729 Uh, who knows? It might even cause hooli stock to crash 74 00:03:48,979 --> 00:03:51,648 or certain careers to be ruined. 75 00:03:51,940 --> 00:03:53,775 Richard, are you threatening me? 76 00:03:55,193 --> 00:03:57,696 Am I threatening you? 77 00:03:57,988 --> 00:03:59,239 That's a good question. 78 00:04:01,825 --> 00:04:04,619 If you don't give me my fucking phone back, I'm gonna find you, 79 00:04:04,703 --> 00:04:08,665 bend you over your desk and fuck you so hard, your front teeth... 80 00:04:08,749 --> 00:04:09,750 (Shushing) 81 00:04:10,125 --> 00:04:11,293 Hold on. 82 00:04:11,668 --> 00:04:14,504 You can't threaten them, especially not sexually. 83 00:04:14,588 --> 00:04:17,758 This little shit could cause major damage here. 84 00:04:18,008 --> 00:04:19,176 What am I allowed to say? 85 00:04:20,177 --> 00:04:23,013 - Richard, it's me again. - Yes. 86 00:04:23,138 --> 00:04:24,473 Here's my concern. 87 00:04:24,681 --> 00:04:27,684 If my phone ends up in the hands of a journalist, 88 00:04:27,851 --> 00:04:30,812 palo alto chief of police, ed gaskins, 89 00:04:30,896 --> 00:04:33,899 who, apropos of nothing, happens to be a close personal friend of mine, 90 00:04:33,982 --> 00:04:36,693 would have to go and ask this person where they got my phone. 91 00:04:37,027 --> 00:04:40,363 Keep in mind, these aren't real journalists, Richard. 92 00:04:40,447 --> 00:04:41,865 They're tech journalists. 93 00:04:42,240 --> 00:04:45,202 Do you think they'd go to prison to protect their source? 94 00:04:45,827 --> 00:04:46,995 I don't either. 95 00:04:47,078 --> 00:04:50,791 And since this phone's os is a stolen prototype 96 00:04:50,874 --> 00:04:56,588 worth $40 to $60 million, you're looking at felony grand theft, Richard. 97 00:04:57,714 --> 00:05:01,218 You could go to jail for 40 years. 98 00:05:01,635 --> 00:05:05,889 Then again, you'd probably be fine in a full-blown hard time penitentiary. 99 00:05:06,139 --> 00:05:10,018 I mean, after they waxed your rectum 100 00:05:10,101 --> 00:05:13,021 and knocked out all your front teeth just to make things easier. 101 00:05:13,104 --> 00:05:14,147 (Snickers) 102 00:05:14,231 --> 00:05:19,820 You know, Gavin, if you don't want my help, then I guess we'll just see what happens. 103 00:05:21,655 --> 00:05:26,743 All right, Richard. So, what do we do here? 104 00:05:27,410 --> 00:05:30,205 I don't know. What do we do here? 105 00:05:31,498 --> 00:05:32,499 Paul, are you there? 106 00:05:32,582 --> 00:05:34,584 - Ron? - Hey, buddy. 107 00:05:34,668 --> 00:05:36,253 Sam and Melinda there, too? 108 00:05:36,336 --> 00:05:38,588 - They are. They say hi. - Hey, Ron. 109 00:05:38,713 --> 00:05:40,131 What up, kids? 110 00:05:41,258 --> 00:05:44,678 Let me hit you back in 10 and we'll sidebar this. 111 00:05:47,597 --> 00:05:50,684 Binding arbitration? What's that? 112 00:05:50,767 --> 00:05:53,520 Well, it's like a trial, but massively accelerated. 113 00:05:53,603 --> 00:05:56,606 Next week, we're gonna go in front of a retired judge 114 00:05:56,690 --> 00:05:59,776 and argue our whole lawsuit in just two days, and then we're done. 115 00:06:00,151 --> 00:06:02,153 So, this will all be resolved next week? 116 00:06:02,237 --> 00:06:04,865 I've always wanted to go to binding arbitration. 117 00:06:04,948 --> 00:06:07,242 A weird thing to have always wanted to do. 118 00:06:07,325 --> 00:06:11,413 Everybody who's ever sued me has settled out of court. Pussies. 119 00:06:11,913 --> 00:06:15,876 But now, finally, I'll be able to take the stand, be a part of the big show. 120 00:06:15,959 --> 00:06:19,963 No show. This is a serious legal proceeding, okay? 121 00:06:20,213 --> 00:06:23,008 And speaking to that, Ron laflamme has got us a new litigator 122 00:06:23,091 --> 00:06:24,885 and we are meeting him in an hour. 123 00:06:24,968 --> 00:06:27,220 How are we gonna pay this person? 124 00:06:27,304 --> 00:06:32,017 Our guy has agreed to waive his entire fee until our case is resolved. 125 00:06:32,100 --> 00:06:34,561 It's some wet-behind-the-ears noob straight out of law school. 126 00:06:34,644 --> 00:06:38,648 No, he is said to be very experienced, one of the best in the biz. 127 00:06:38,857 --> 00:06:41,860 Then why the fuck would he take our case on spec? 128 00:06:42,319 --> 00:06:44,905 Was I in possession of cocaine, amphetamines, 129 00:06:44,988 --> 00:06:48,033 amyl nitrate, also known as "poppers," at the time of my arrest? 130 00:06:48,116 --> 00:06:49,868 In large quantities. 131 00:06:49,951 --> 00:06:53,914 Did I have consensual intercourse with two women under the age of 18? 132 00:06:54,789 --> 00:06:57,500 Repeatedly. I admit this. 133 00:06:57,584 --> 00:07:01,504 Did I violate the mann act and transport them across state lines for sexual purposes? 134 00:07:01,963 --> 00:07:04,174 Alleged, but not proven. 135 00:07:04,841 --> 00:07:07,093 And, boy, they tried. They tried. 136 00:07:07,177 --> 00:07:09,721 Therefore, I was incarcerated and I was disbarred. 137 00:07:09,804 --> 00:07:12,766 Wait, hold on. You were disbarred? 138 00:07:12,849 --> 00:07:14,392 So, you can't practice law? 139 00:07:14,809 --> 00:07:18,021 Not in open court in the state of California. That's correct. 140 00:07:18,104 --> 00:07:19,689 But this is an arbitration. 141 00:07:20,523 --> 00:07:22,275 I'm really grateful for the opportunity. 142 00:07:22,567 --> 00:07:23,860 I'm turning my life around. 143 00:07:24,069 --> 00:07:25,362 I've served my time. 144 00:07:26,279 --> 00:07:27,739 Questions? 145 00:07:28,281 --> 00:07:33,787 I guess I have one at least. What does amyl nitrate do? 146 00:07:33,870 --> 00:07:35,914 - Oh, it dilates the anus. - That is accurate. 147 00:07:37,374 --> 00:07:38,708 Also produces euphoria. 148 00:07:40,585 --> 00:07:44,214 - Okay, thank you, Pete and Jared. - Sure. 149 00:07:44,297 --> 00:07:48,134 Anal dilation aside, what do you think of our case? 150 00:07:48,218 --> 00:07:51,638 You think we're gonna go in there and just dick-slap those hooli pieces of shit? 151 00:07:52,055 --> 00:07:56,351 I have reviewed your case and it is extremely strong. 152 00:07:56,643 --> 00:07:57,769 Thank god. 153 00:07:57,852 --> 00:08:00,188 I do, every day of my life. 154 00:08:00,563 --> 00:08:02,357 It's only by his grace that I was able 155 00:08:02,732 --> 00:08:06,319 to survive that plunge into the ravine and 11 months in a state penitentiary. 156 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:12,158 I'm sorry, were you in an emotional ravine or did you actually go into a ravine? 157 00:08:13,284 --> 00:08:14,285 Both. 158 00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:17,247 Now, with your approval, I would like to move fonnard. 159 00:08:17,372 --> 00:08:21,126 I currently am not in possession of an office, 160 00:08:21,209 --> 00:08:23,169 and I'm residing in a halfway house, 161 00:08:23,253 --> 00:08:26,423 so I would like to give hooli legal your home address. 162 00:08:27,590 --> 00:08:30,343 They need to send over their discovery documents, 163 00:08:30,552 --> 00:08:31,553 all of them. 164 00:08:32,095 --> 00:08:33,680 All of them? 165 00:08:37,225 --> 00:08:39,144 This is craziness. 166 00:08:39,227 --> 00:08:41,021 Couldn't they have just emailed all this? 167 00:08:41,104 --> 00:08:43,857 I mean, it's mostlyjust printed-out emails, anyway. 168 00:08:43,940 --> 00:08:45,608 Yeah, of course, they could have. 169 00:08:45,692 --> 00:08:49,487 And it would have been digitally searchable, and that is the point. 170 00:08:49,571 --> 00:08:51,781 It's a classic document dump. 171 00:08:51,865 --> 00:08:55,201 But what they didn't take into account is the power of us. 172 00:08:55,785 --> 00:08:59,789 So, grab a box, guys. Start pulling anything you think is relevant. 173 00:09:00,415 --> 00:09:04,461 And you may have to work pretty hard, but it will free us from this lawsuit. 174 00:09:05,378 --> 00:09:08,381 - Are you saying, "work will set you free"? - Yes. 175 00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:09,549 They have the manpower. 176 00:09:09,632 --> 00:09:12,052 We have the perseverance. Triumph of the will. 177 00:09:14,971 --> 00:09:18,308 He's the most cheerful person I've ever heard quote Hitler. 178 00:09:18,475 --> 00:09:23,438 So, hooli's entire intellectual property claim boils down to three simple questions. 179 00:09:23,521 --> 00:09:26,107 Did your work on pied Piper at any time overlap 180 00:09:26,191 --> 00:09:28,860 with your scope of work or hooli business? 181 00:09:28,943 --> 00:09:30,070 Uh, no. 182 00:09:30,153 --> 00:09:32,280 Did you ever do work on pied Piper on hooli time? 183 00:09:33,448 --> 00:09:35,992 And at no time did you ever use hooli equipment 184 00:09:36,076 --> 00:09:37,786 to develop pied Piper in any way? 185 00:09:37,869 --> 00:09:39,162 No, never. 186 00:09:39,370 --> 00:09:42,999 We're on our way, then. You just tell that honestly to the court, and we're home free. 187 00:09:43,374 --> 00:09:44,375 Okay. 188 00:09:44,459 --> 00:09:48,963 Unless, of course, you've offered a conflicting version of that to anyone, 189 00:09:49,047 --> 00:09:53,134 a friend, your parents, girlfriend. 190 00:09:53,259 --> 00:09:58,681 No, no, and not possible. I haven't had a girlfriend in, like, three years. 191 00:09:59,015 --> 00:10:00,141 Boyfriend? 192 00:10:00,225 --> 00:10:03,812 No. I'm not gay, just busy. 193 00:10:03,895 --> 00:10:07,107 - We're not litigating your sexuality. - That's good, yeah. 194 00:10:07,190 --> 00:10:10,235 It's a good thing, too, because if we were, we'd all end up in prison. 195 00:10:10,318 --> 00:10:11,528 Am I right? 196 00:10:11,861 --> 00:10:13,113 No offense. 197 00:10:13,196 --> 00:10:15,276 Here, I did a first pass. Let me know what you think. 198 00:10:15,865 --> 00:10:18,952 Just a few questions for you to ask me while I'm on the stand. 199 00:10:19,035 --> 00:10:20,912 It's rough day. We can shape it as we go. 200 00:10:20,995 --> 00:10:23,832 You realize I have no intention of ever putting you on the stand? 201 00:10:24,374 --> 00:10:25,667 What? Why not? 202 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:28,400 Well, I just don't think you have anything to offer the case. 203 00:10:28,586 --> 00:10:31,297 They're trying to say that pied Piper was created at hooli, 204 00:10:31,381 --> 00:10:34,801 whereas I'm living proof that it was created here in my Incubator. 205 00:10:34,884 --> 00:10:37,220 I nurtured Richard like a little baby. 206 00:10:37,679 --> 00:10:41,891 I was his patron, like the borgias with Da Vinci. 207 00:10:42,058 --> 00:10:46,855 Actually, the medici were Da Vinci's patrons. The borgias poisoned people. 208 00:10:46,938 --> 00:10:48,815 - Say "medici" again. - Medici. 209 00:10:48,898 --> 00:10:50,793 - Shut the fuck up. - That's how you pronounce it. 210 00:10:50,817 --> 00:10:55,155 Let's be clear, okay? The burden of proof falls on hooli here. And they have none. 211 00:10:55,238 --> 00:10:58,199 You have a Barrett 50-caliber rier at your disposal 212 00:10:58,283 --> 00:11:01,077 that you can use to shoot Gavin belson in the goddamn face. 213 00:11:01,786 --> 00:11:04,426 And you're not gonna use it? What kind of fucking attorney are you? 214 00:11:04,956 --> 00:11:07,709 Well, technically, I can't refer to myself as an attorney 215 00:11:07,792 --> 00:11:11,462 until I'm reinstated and make restitution to my victims' families. 216 00:11:12,338 --> 00:11:14,257 I'm a lawyer. And I'm a good one. 217 00:11:14,549 --> 00:11:18,136 And if you know one end of a Barrett 50-Cal from the other, 218 00:11:18,219 --> 00:11:19,470 I'll eat a bowl of shit. 219 00:11:19,596 --> 00:11:22,390 Did you get a taste for that on the inside? Mmm? 220 00:11:38,615 --> 00:11:39,616 Hey, guys, 221 00:11:39,866 --> 00:11:44,162 it's been almost two weeks since the mother condor has been to the nest. 222 00:11:44,245 --> 00:11:46,247 Do you think something might be wrong with the egg? 223 00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:49,167 Something is. It's on our website. 224 00:11:49,292 --> 00:11:51,419 No, really. I mean... 225 00:11:51,502 --> 00:11:53,898 I think maybe I should call the museum, see if this is normal. 226 00:11:53,922 --> 00:11:56,007 Jared, you want that egg to be alive, right? 227 00:11:56,090 --> 00:11:57,290 - Of course. - Well, right now, 228 00:11:57,342 --> 00:12:01,054 because you don't know whether it is or not, it exists in both states, 229 00:12:01,137 --> 00:12:02,472 like schrodinger's cat. 230 00:12:02,805 --> 00:12:03,890 Like what? 231 00:12:03,973 --> 00:12:05,725 It's a quantum mechanics thought experiment 232 00:12:05,808 --> 00:12:09,562 that an Austrian physicist came up with to help understand quantum states. 233 00:12:09,646 --> 00:12:13,942 So, he imagined putting a cat into a box with poisoned food. 234 00:12:14,025 --> 00:12:16,319 There's a 50/50 chance the cat eats it. 235 00:12:16,402 --> 00:12:18,029 That does sound rather Austrian. 236 00:12:18,112 --> 00:12:19,298 Dinesh: So, according to schrodinger, 237 00:12:19,322 --> 00:12:22,575 if you open the box and confirm that the cat is dead, 238 00:12:22,659 --> 00:12:25,286 then in a sense, you've killed the cat. 239 00:12:25,370 --> 00:12:28,164 Or if you call the museum and get the information, 240 00:12:28,665 --> 00:12:30,041 then you've killed the egg. 241 00:12:30,625 --> 00:12:32,585 - No, that's silly. - (Line ringing) 242 00:12:32,794 --> 00:12:34,170 Is it? 243 00:12:35,004 --> 00:12:36,464 Okay. 244 00:12:37,465 --> 00:12:39,717 I'm just gonna think about it for a minute. 245 00:12:43,805 --> 00:12:44,973 Pete: Richard. 246 00:12:45,473 --> 00:12:47,141 - Yeah? - We have a problem. 247 00:12:47,225 --> 00:12:48,351 What's up? 248 00:12:48,434 --> 00:12:50,770 You and I are going into arbitration tomorrow. 249 00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:54,440 I need you to look me right in the eye and tell me why you've been lying to me. 250 00:12:54,941 --> 00:12:56,609 I haven't been lying to you. 251 00:12:56,693 --> 00:12:59,779 You told me you haven't had a girlfriend for three years. 252 00:13:00,363 --> 00:13:03,491 I have found at least 15 emails to Nelson bighetti 253 00:13:03,574 --> 00:13:06,286 in the last year where you reference a girlfriend. 254 00:13:06,869 --> 00:13:09,372 "Spent the day in bed with my girlfriend." 255 00:13:09,455 --> 00:13:12,458 "A homeless guy in the coffee shop almost stole my girlfriend." 256 00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:15,003 It's a joke. Big head and I, 257 00:13:15,086 --> 00:13:17,755 we call my laptop my girlfriend 258 00:13:17,839 --> 00:13:23,636 because it's the only warm thing that's touched my crotch in a little while. 259 00:13:25,179 --> 00:13:28,224 So, when you said, quote, 260 00:13:29,225 --> 00:13:33,062 "my girlfriend shit the bed last night," that was your laptop? 261 00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:34,397 Laptop, yeah. 262 00:13:34,731 --> 00:13:36,691 Well, that's good to hear. 263 00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:39,235 Whoa, whoa, wait a minute. 264 00:13:40,945 --> 00:13:44,240 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Now, listen to this. 265 00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:51,956 April10th, 11:14 pm, "taking my girlfriend to the apple store." 266 00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:55,918 April 12th, 3:42 pm, "picking my girlfriend up at the mall." 267 00:13:56,794 --> 00:13:57,795 Yeah, so? 268 00:13:58,004 --> 00:14:00,923 So, your laptop was in the shop for three days, right? 269 00:14:01,007 --> 00:14:02,425 The 10th through the 12th, right? 270 00:14:02,717 --> 00:14:03,801 Yeah, and? 271 00:14:03,885 --> 00:14:06,971 April 11th, 2:48 pm, 272 00:14:07,055 --> 00:14:09,682 "ran a test of the perceptual modeler during lunch, 273 00:14:09,766 --> 00:14:12,852 "made a few tweaks and wow, it's working on a whole new level." 274 00:14:12,935 --> 00:14:16,606 Yeah, that just means that it's going great, that it's working really well. 275 00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:18,066 Pete: Richard, Richard, 276 00:14:18,566 --> 00:14:20,777 you didn't have your laptop with you at hooli. 277 00:14:21,027 --> 00:14:24,947 What computer did you use to run that test that day? 278 00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:28,034 Shit. 279 00:14:28,117 --> 00:14:30,244 Richard, you didn't use a hooli computer? 280 00:14:30,328 --> 00:14:32,955 Tell me that you didn't use a hooli fucking computer. 281 00:14:33,039 --> 00:14:36,167 I don't know. Yeah, yeah, okay. Yes, I think I did. 282 00:14:36,250 --> 00:14:38,378 Fuck, I mean, I just used it once, though, right? 283 00:14:38,461 --> 00:14:40,213 I mean, that's not a big deal. 284 00:14:40,296 --> 00:14:43,049 It's a huge deal. We're done. That's it. 285 00:14:43,132 --> 00:14:44,884 - What's it? - God damn it. 286 00:14:45,259 --> 00:14:47,845 Well, under the law, hooli can lay claim to the underlying 287 00:14:47,929 --> 00:14:50,306 intellectual property that makes up pied Piper. 288 00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:53,101 So, we're fucked now, is that it? We're totally fucked? 289 00:14:53,184 --> 00:14:56,687 Well, I mean, it all depends on whether or not the attorneys at hooli 290 00:14:56,771 --> 00:14:59,816 figure out that your girlfriend is your laptop. 291 00:15:00,942 --> 00:15:02,777 Are you telling us this entire case 292 00:15:02,860 --> 00:15:05,530 hinges on people believing that Richard had a girlfriend? 293 00:15:09,492 --> 00:15:11,577 We are fucked. 294 00:15:23,965 --> 00:15:26,217 All right, this is gonna be a long two days, 295 00:15:26,551 --> 00:15:29,178 so let's try to keep things brief. 296 00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:31,556 Your honor, I think I can help speed things along. 297 00:15:31,889 --> 00:15:33,599 We are willing to concede 298 00:15:33,683 --> 00:15:36,894 to all the numerous counts brought by Mr. Belson, 299 00:15:36,978 --> 00:15:40,731 except the ones regarding the ownership of intellectual property. 300 00:15:40,815 --> 00:15:41,816 Is that right? 301 00:15:41,899 --> 00:15:44,068 On the non-solicit violation, 302 00:15:44,193 --> 00:15:48,322 my client is willing to concede that Donald Dunn was improperly hired. 303 00:15:48,614 --> 00:15:52,577 And on the unjust enrichment charge, 304 00:15:52,702 --> 00:15:55,913 Richard will agree to repay hooli 305 00:15:55,997 --> 00:15:59,459 $39 and 99 cents 306 00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:03,629 for the phone charger that he took home, and so on. 307 00:16:03,713 --> 00:16:07,508 Thank you, Mr. Monahan, for accelerating the process. 308 00:16:08,217 --> 00:16:10,553 Okay, let's start this. Plaintiff? 309 00:16:11,929 --> 00:16:13,639 Pete: Okay, Richard, here it goes. 310 00:16:13,723 --> 00:16:15,683 They call you first, we're toast. 311 00:16:15,933 --> 00:16:17,310 I think I'm gonna puke. 312 00:16:17,393 --> 00:16:21,272 Your honor, we'd like to call our first witness. 313 00:16:23,357 --> 00:16:28,488 We would like to call Nelson bighetti, aka big head. 314 00:16:28,571 --> 00:16:29,572 (Richard sighs in relief) 315 00:16:32,241 --> 00:16:35,077 Wait, are you sure? 'Cause it says "no admittance"... 316 00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:38,748 Okay. Yeah, you were right. It's this one. 317 00:16:39,957 --> 00:16:41,292 Is that me? 318 00:16:42,376 --> 00:16:43,586 I'm sorry, Richard. 319 00:16:46,255 --> 00:16:49,258 Firstly, sir, let me say it is a privilege 320 00:16:49,383 --> 00:16:51,594 to be speaking to someone as accomplished as you. 321 00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:52,845 Okay. 322 00:16:52,929 --> 00:16:55,973 You were one of the earliest members of the pied Piper team, were you not? 323 00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:59,852 And since your departure, your rise has been meteoric. 324 00:16:59,936 --> 00:17:03,147 Haven't you received three hooli promotions in a month? 325 00:17:03,439 --> 00:17:05,775 Uh, yeah. Yeah, I guess that is right. 326 00:17:06,234 --> 00:17:11,072 It seems like everything you touch is made dramatically better, Mr. Bighetti. 327 00:17:11,405 --> 00:17:14,325 You make a meaningful and crucial contribution 328 00:17:14,784 --> 00:17:16,911 to everything you do, do you not? 329 00:17:18,162 --> 00:17:21,040 Wait. I'm sorry. Do I not? 330 00:17:21,832 --> 00:17:25,836 Are you asking if I do do that or if I don't do that? 331 00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:29,632 This is amazing. They have nothing. It's a desperate play. 332 00:17:29,715 --> 00:17:31,133 They're trying to build him up, 333 00:17:31,217 --> 00:17:33,386 make it seem like he was a crucial part of pied Piper. 334 00:17:34,011 --> 00:17:35,555 It's a hail Mary. They have nothing. 335 00:17:35,638 --> 00:17:39,559 Because if I don't not do that, 336 00:17:39,642 --> 00:17:41,060 isn't that the same as... 337 00:17:41,143 --> 00:17:43,229 - Let's move on. - Okay. 338 00:17:43,312 --> 00:17:45,606 Is it not true that wired... 339 00:17:47,191 --> 00:17:48,901 I'll rephrase. 340 00:17:48,985 --> 00:17:53,531 Did wired magazine run a cover story on you? Yes or no? 341 00:17:53,948 --> 00:17:55,408 Oh, yes. 342 00:17:55,491 --> 00:17:57,827 That did happen, yes. 343 00:17:59,787 --> 00:18:01,267 Jared: I think I just made a mistake. 344 00:18:01,330 --> 00:18:02,582 That was the museum. 345 00:18:03,207 --> 00:18:05,668 I decided to call and check on the condor, 346 00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:10,339 and they said that it's very unlikely that the condor egg is still alive. 347 00:18:10,464 --> 00:18:12,341 But my phone call itself 348 00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:14,969 drew their attention to the low viewing numbers 349 00:18:15,052 --> 00:18:17,555 and they've decided to take down the cameras today. 350 00:18:18,014 --> 00:18:21,392 So, by making the phone call, you've most likely killed the condor egg. 351 00:18:21,726 --> 00:18:24,366 Oh, come on, I mean, that schrodinger stuff's all just theoretical. 352 00:18:24,395 --> 00:18:26,195 - It doesn't apply here. - Dinesh: Doesn't it? 353 00:18:26,355 --> 00:18:27,607 I mean, look at Richard. 354 00:18:27,690 --> 00:18:30,693 He didn't know that he had tested on a hooli computer 355 00:18:30,776 --> 00:18:33,863 until monahan opened that box of emails, right? 356 00:18:34,030 --> 00:18:36,032 So, Richard was both innocent and guilty, 357 00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:41,579 but as soon as monahan opened that box, it made Richard guilty. 358 00:18:41,662 --> 00:18:43,289 But, I mean, by that logic, 359 00:18:43,372 --> 00:18:46,417 anyone who goes to an open-casket funeral is a murderer. 360 00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:48,544 You are one dark motherfucker, Jared. 361 00:18:50,546 --> 00:18:52,965 Woman: So, Mr. Bighetti, you have stated 362 00:18:53,049 --> 00:18:58,638 that you didn't have anything to do with pied Piper. 363 00:19:00,389 --> 00:19:05,102 I suppose you'd also say that you had nothing to do with hooli xyz either. 364 00:19:05,561 --> 00:19:06,646 No, not really. 365 00:19:06,729 --> 00:19:09,148 And what about the hooli aids and cancer societies, 366 00:19:09,231 --> 00:19:12,526 of which you were president? Did you have anything to do with those? 367 00:19:12,777 --> 00:19:16,989 Honestly, not really. I actually remember when they told me I got the aids thing, 368 00:19:17,073 --> 00:19:20,576 for just a second I thought they were telling me that I had aids. 369 00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:25,206 But then I realized, no, I was just the president of the aids thingy. 370 00:19:25,289 --> 00:19:28,542 - But for a second, it was pretty scary there. - (Chuckling) 371 00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:33,089 You see, your honor, Nelson bighetti is pathologically modest. 372 00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:37,009 While he humbly denies credit, the record shows 373 00:19:37,093 --> 00:19:39,762 that he had everything to do with all of these achievements. 374 00:19:40,429 --> 00:19:43,683 It may be possible that Nelson actually believes 375 00:19:43,766 --> 00:19:46,411 he didn't have that much to do with the founding of pied Piper either. 376 00:19:46,435 --> 00:19:47,435 'Cause... 377 00:19:47,478 --> 00:19:51,607 But it is painfully obvious that he had a huge hand in it. 378 00:19:52,274 --> 00:19:54,443 No further questions, your honor. 379 00:19:54,819 --> 00:19:56,612 Judge: May I say, Mr. Bighetti, 380 00:19:57,279 --> 00:20:01,742 how refreshing it is to finally encounter someone in the tech community 381 00:20:01,826 --> 00:20:04,870 who is so free of pretension and ego? 382 00:20:07,665 --> 00:20:09,542 Pete: Well, that was troubling. 383 00:20:09,625 --> 00:20:10,918 Erlich: Yeah, what was that? 384 00:20:11,001 --> 00:20:13,230 It's just that he scored big points with the judge in there. 385 00:20:13,254 --> 00:20:17,174 So, what's our plan? Do we go in there and cross the shit out of him? 386 00:20:17,299 --> 00:20:19,635 Tear him a new hole in his butt? 387 00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:21,303 Let's just remind ourselves here 388 00:20:21,429 --> 00:20:23,782 that he gave me the phone and made this whole thing possible. 389 00:20:23,806 --> 00:20:25,307 So, let's take it easy on him. 390 00:20:25,391 --> 00:20:27,828 Yeah, I don't think shredding him is the right way to go either. 391 00:20:27,852 --> 00:20:30,771 - Thank you. - It could backfire, turn the judge against us. 392 00:20:32,106 --> 00:20:33,649 I have something else in mind. 393 00:20:33,983 --> 00:20:36,652 Mr. Bachman, are you still prepared to testify? 394 00:20:38,279 --> 00:20:39,613 Fuck yes, I am. 395 00:20:41,115 --> 00:20:43,743 - Mr. Bachman. - Yes, sir? 396 00:20:43,826 --> 00:20:46,912 You are the owner and sole proprietor 397 00:20:46,996 --> 00:20:49,415 of the palo alto-based hacker hostel 398 00:20:49,498 --> 00:20:53,669 in which Mr. Hendricks and Mr. Bighetti both resided. Is that correct? 399 00:20:53,961 --> 00:20:56,338 Yes, sir. That is, in fact, correct. 400 00:20:57,173 --> 00:21:01,177 Uh, it has been called the "garden of tech Eden." 401 00:21:01,635 --> 00:21:06,307 Is it also fair to say that every instinct you have as a businessman 402 00:21:06,390 --> 00:21:08,434 has been completely and totally wrong? 403 00:21:08,517 --> 00:21:10,477 - Sorry, what? - You hard of hearing, Mr. Bachman? 404 00:21:10,644 --> 00:21:13,331 - No, I've heard everything... - Aren't you considered a joke in this town? 405 00:21:13,355 --> 00:21:15,775 I don't quite know where you're going with this. 406 00:21:15,858 --> 00:21:20,112 Nor do I. Can you tell us where you're headed here, Mr. Monahan? 407 00:21:20,196 --> 00:21:21,655 Your honor, if you are to accept 408 00:21:21,739 --> 00:21:25,451 hooli's reverence for Mr. Bighetti as proof that he's a genius, 409 00:21:25,534 --> 00:21:26,952 then you must also accept 410 00:21:27,036 --> 00:21:31,457 Mr. Bachman's reverence for Mr. Bighetti as proof that he's a moron. 411 00:21:32,041 --> 00:21:36,629 I'm simply establishing this type of logic, your honor, cuts both ways. 412 00:21:36,754 --> 00:21:38,464 I see. I'll allow it. 413 00:21:38,547 --> 00:21:40,299 Really? Because I don't think "joke" is... 414 00:21:40,382 --> 00:21:42,134 Mr. Bachman, you have incubated 415 00:21:42,218 --> 00:21:47,056 a seemingly endless string of patently unsuccessful apps, haven't you? 416 00:21:47,264 --> 00:21:49,433 No. No, that is not correct. 417 00:21:49,850 --> 00:21:52,645 I incubated pied Piper. I saw the value in that. 418 00:21:52,728 --> 00:21:56,649 Oh, did you? Isn't it true that you were about to evict Mr. Hendricks 419 00:21:56,732 --> 00:21:58,818 until he became the subject of a bidding war? 420 00:21:59,443 --> 00:22:00,486 You disliked pied Piper. 421 00:22:00,986 --> 00:22:03,823 The one app in your hostel that showed promise. 422 00:22:04,073 --> 00:22:05,717 Well, I think that's a bit harsh. I mean, every... 423 00:22:05,741 --> 00:22:07,910 In fact, you tried to encourage Mr. Hendricks 424 00:22:07,993 --> 00:22:12,456 to change his app to be more like Mr. Bighetti's horrendous app 425 00:22:12,540 --> 00:22:14,542 called nipalert. Isn't that true? 426 00:22:14,792 --> 00:22:17,211 Well, yes, I thought nipalert showed great promise. Yes. 427 00:22:17,294 --> 00:22:18,838 It did not show great promise. 428 00:22:18,921 --> 00:22:24,301 What it showed was the location of nearby women possessing erect nipples. 429 00:22:24,426 --> 00:22:27,555 And as such, Mr. Bighetti's grotesque creation 430 00:22:27,638 --> 00:22:32,601 was passed over by every investor in this town except you 431 00:22:32,685 --> 00:22:34,019 because it was perverted. 432 00:22:34,270 --> 00:22:38,440 Well, I'll admit that... I'll concede that the cultural moment 433 00:22:38,524 --> 00:22:40,109 may have passed, but at the time... 434 00:22:40,192 --> 00:22:43,487 No, at the time, it was as misogynistic as it is now, 435 00:22:43,571 --> 00:22:44,947 wasn't it, Mr. Bachman? 436 00:22:45,739 --> 00:22:49,201 - It... yes, it had some major problems... - Some major problems? 437 00:22:49,368 --> 00:22:52,830 Mr. Bachman, a few moments ago, you said that it showed great promise. 438 00:22:53,163 --> 00:22:56,458 You said that. I can have the court reporter read it back to you, Mr. Bachman. 439 00:22:56,542 --> 00:22:58,436 I don't need her to read it back to me. I can remember... 440 00:22:58,460 --> 00:23:02,715 Nipalert was poorly conceived and riddled with bugs, wasn't it? 441 00:23:02,798 --> 00:23:04,341 Well, all apps in the beginning... 442 00:23:04,425 --> 00:23:07,887 Mr. Bachman, answer the question. You liked nipalert, and it was terrible. 443 00:23:07,970 --> 00:23:09,305 - No, I... - Didn't you? 444 00:23:09,388 --> 00:23:12,224 - Liking an app... - Mr. Bachman, you liked it, didn't you? 445 00:23:12,308 --> 00:23:15,102 Okay, yes, yes! Fine! Yes, I liked it. 446 00:23:15,185 --> 00:23:17,706 Even though it was a terrible app and it had no market potential. 447 00:23:17,730 --> 00:23:19,940 I was high when he pitched it and I like nipples... 448 00:23:20,024 --> 00:23:21,317 Pete: Thank you, Mr. Bachman. 449 00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:23,986 It was a buggy, rapey piece of shit designed by an idiot. 450 00:23:24,069 --> 00:23:25,630 - Mr. Bachman, thank you very much. - Erlich: It sucked. 451 00:23:25,654 --> 00:23:28,550 It was so bad that the first time that Richard tried to boot it up on his system, 452 00:23:28,574 --> 00:23:31,577 it crashed his laptop. It was in the shop for three days. 453 00:23:31,660 --> 00:23:33,746 'Cause it was a piece of shit! 454 00:23:33,829 --> 00:23:35,956 - Um... uh... - (Clears throat) 455 00:23:36,999 --> 00:23:38,042 That... 456 00:23:39,501 --> 00:23:43,797 I mean, among other things that weren't that 457 00:23:44,423 --> 00:23:46,091 were reasons why it was bad. 458 00:23:46,175 --> 00:23:47,426 No more questions, your honor. 459 00:23:47,801 --> 00:23:50,220 What the fuck is going on here? 460 00:23:52,514 --> 00:23:53,742 Erlich: I don't know what happened. 461 00:23:53,766 --> 00:23:56,685 He got in my head. It's a very uncharacteristic error. 462 00:23:59,688 --> 00:24:01,565 They're calling you next, Richard. 463 00:24:01,857 --> 00:24:03,692 They want you on the stand in 10 minutes. 464 00:24:04,318 --> 00:24:08,030 Great. So, they figured it out. We're fucked, aren't we? 465 00:24:08,113 --> 00:24:09,615 It looks that way. 466 00:24:09,698 --> 00:24:12,368 Damn it, they're gonna ask me if I ran a test of pied Piper 467 00:24:12,451 --> 00:24:14,703 on a hooli computer, and I'm gonna have to say yes. 468 00:24:15,412 --> 00:24:16,914 What if you said no? 469 00:24:18,540 --> 00:24:19,792 What are you talking about? 470 00:24:19,875 --> 00:24:22,044 Are you saying I should lie on the stand, or something? 471 00:24:22,127 --> 00:24:25,756 (Clears throat) Gentlemen, the less I know about this, the better. 472 00:24:25,839 --> 00:24:30,219 Well, then it appears we're in good hands, because you don't seem to know shit. 473 00:24:30,302 --> 00:24:32,930 You're a mean and terrible attorney. 474 00:24:33,347 --> 00:24:34,640 I'm not an attorney. 475 00:24:37,017 --> 00:24:38,477 Richard, all they know 476 00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:42,231 is that you didn't have your laptop when you ran that test, 477 00:24:42,314 --> 00:24:44,316 so just tell them that you borrowed my laptop 478 00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:46,819 or you came home for lunch and used my computer. 479 00:24:46,902 --> 00:24:49,989 Whatever you say, I'll get back on the stand and then back you up. 480 00:24:50,072 --> 00:24:53,659 That would be committing perjury. That would be lying under oath. 481 00:24:53,742 --> 00:24:57,329 If you don't lie, Richard, you lose. 482 00:24:58,622 --> 00:25:00,249 We lose everything. 483 00:25:00,332 --> 00:25:01,834 The company, 484 00:25:01,917 --> 00:25:05,587 90% of what could potentially be a billion dollars... 485 00:25:05,671 --> 00:25:07,715 I mean, you know, because I have 10%. 486 00:25:07,798 --> 00:25:09,758 I know. God damn it, I know. 487 00:25:09,842 --> 00:25:12,261 Richard, do the right thing here. 488 00:25:13,262 --> 00:25:15,264 Lie on the stand. 489 00:25:15,889 --> 00:25:20,227 Mr. Hendricks, you are heterosexual, yes? 490 00:25:20,561 --> 00:25:22,021 Uh... yes. 491 00:25:22,104 --> 00:25:24,481 How long has it been since you were in a relationship 492 00:25:24,565 --> 00:25:26,525 with a woman, Mr. Hendricks? 493 00:25:26,608 --> 00:25:28,736 Two years? Three? 494 00:25:29,987 --> 00:25:32,072 Yeah, that sounds about right, I guess. 495 00:25:32,406 --> 00:25:33,741 You're under oath. 496 00:25:34,283 --> 00:25:35,909 Uh... (Clears throat) 497 00:25:35,993 --> 00:25:37,327 Longer 498 00:25:37,411 --> 00:25:42,583 so, you've definitely had no girlfriend in the past three years? 499 00:25:42,666 --> 00:25:45,919 This seems needlessly cruel. We all get it. 500 00:25:46,170 --> 00:25:51,050 Mr. Hendricks, when you refer to a girlfriend in these emails to Mr. Bighetti, 501 00:25:51,133 --> 00:25:52,801 to what are you referring? 502 00:25:53,469 --> 00:25:54,553 My laptop computer. 503 00:25:54,636 --> 00:25:57,222 The same laptop that Mr. Bachman just told us 504 00:25:57,306 --> 00:26:00,184 was in the shop for three days 505 00:26:00,267 --> 00:26:03,479 from April 10th to the 12th of last year? 506 00:26:04,021 --> 00:26:06,315 Yes. Can we get to the point, please? 507 00:26:06,398 --> 00:26:09,568 Mr. Hendricks, did you at any time 508 00:26:09,651 --> 00:26:15,115 use a hooli computer to test and/or alter your pied Piper algorithm? 509 00:26:15,199 --> 00:26:16,200 (Smacks lips) 510 00:26:18,285 --> 00:26:20,120 You're under oath. 511 00:26:20,996 --> 00:26:21,997 I just... 512 00:26:24,249 --> 00:26:29,379 I just wanted to be different. I wanted pied Piper to be different. 513 00:26:30,798 --> 00:26:34,093 But if this company is built on lies, 514 00:26:34,176 --> 00:26:37,262 then we're really not much different than hooli. 515 00:26:38,430 --> 00:26:41,725 The law says that I lose everything, 516 00:26:41,809 --> 00:26:44,186 my whole company, everything that I worked for, 517 00:26:44,269 --> 00:26:48,398 because I used one hooli computer (sighs) 518 00:26:48,482 --> 00:26:50,275 To test and modify one block. 519 00:26:51,944 --> 00:26:54,780 Is that right? I mean, is that fair? 520 00:26:55,572 --> 00:26:57,825 To me, if the system says that's fair, 521 00:26:57,908 --> 00:27:01,620 then I guess I'm probably not meant to be a part of it. 522 00:27:01,703 --> 00:27:04,206 Mr. Hendricks, please answer the question. 523 00:27:04,498 --> 00:27:07,376 Did you at any time use a hooli computer... 524 00:27:07,459 --> 00:27:10,921 Yes. Yeah, I did. I made a mistake and I did. 525 00:27:11,505 --> 00:27:16,135 I used a hooli computer to work on my algorithm, one time. 526 00:27:16,218 --> 00:27:19,429 And so, here you go. 527 00:27:19,888 --> 00:27:22,391 It's okay, Richard. You don't have to protect me anymore. 528 00:27:22,474 --> 00:27:24,393 I'm his girlfriend. 529 00:27:24,518 --> 00:27:26,353 Sit down, Mr. Bachman. 530 00:27:26,520 --> 00:27:27,729 Judge, objection! 531 00:27:27,896 --> 00:27:30,649 I was the one that was in the shop for those three days 532 00:27:30,732 --> 00:27:33,193 'cause he had hit it so hard, I needed a doctor. 533 00:27:33,652 --> 00:27:36,071 Judge: Sit down, Mr. Bachman. 534 00:27:37,906 --> 00:27:39,551 Dinesh: Hey, has anyone heard from Richard? 535 00:27:39,575 --> 00:27:42,411 Should I text him to see how the arbitration's going? 536 00:27:42,494 --> 00:27:44,204 Uh... you can. 537 00:27:44,288 --> 00:27:47,916 But right now, it's going both well and poorly. 538 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:51,086 And if you get definitive information back and it's bad, 539 00:27:51,170 --> 00:27:54,756 I could argue that you have effectively caused us to lose the arbitration. 540 00:27:55,340 --> 00:27:57,259 Oh. He's taking it down. 541 00:27:59,928 --> 00:28:03,182 Man: All right, I am unclipped. If you're watching, I'm sorry. 542 00:28:03,307 --> 00:28:05,100 I'm gonna go ahead and leave this egg here. 543 00:28:05,642 --> 00:28:07,769 This camera does need to come down. 544 00:28:07,853 --> 00:28:09,563 That's good. He's leaving the egg. 545 00:28:09,688 --> 00:28:12,858 The bolts are all rusted out here. (Grunts) 546 00:28:12,941 --> 00:28:14,878 Gilfoyle: You should have never called that museum, Jared. 547 00:28:14,902 --> 00:28:16,236 They're on there pretty good. 548 00:28:16,737 --> 00:28:18,030 (Grunts) 549 00:28:18,113 --> 00:28:19,948 (Screaming) 550 00:28:23,076 --> 00:28:24,077 (Grunts) 551 00:28:24,536 --> 00:28:25,954 Holy shit. 552 00:28:27,331 --> 00:28:29,124 Jared, you just killed that guy. 553 00:28:31,668 --> 00:28:35,255 I just got a text from Richard. I'm not gonna read it.