1 00:00:14,014 --> 00:00:15,432 (Applause) 2 00:00:17,100 --> 00:00:19,311 Pardon me, is that seat taken? 3 00:00:19,394 --> 00:00:21,647 (Laughs) Gavin. 4 00:00:21,730 --> 00:00:23,023 Man: Classic Gavin. 5 00:00:23,607 --> 00:00:25,442 Dinesh: Let's hope this sucks. 6 00:00:25,526 --> 00:00:27,986 Jared: Oh, good. Monica made it just in time. 7 00:00:28,070 --> 00:00:31,573 Carla, looks like you won't be the only woman in the house for a change. 8 00:00:31,657 --> 00:00:32,699 Christ. 9 00:00:33,450 --> 00:00:35,470 One thing worse than being the only woman in a company 10 00:00:35,494 --> 00:00:37,913 - is being one of only two. - Why's that? 11 00:00:37,996 --> 00:00:40,391 Everybody puts this super-weird pressure on you to be friends. 12 00:00:40,415 --> 00:00:42,543 - It's creepy. - Hey, did I miss it? 13 00:00:42,626 --> 00:00:43,919 - No. - Good. 14 00:00:44,795 --> 00:00:48,048 Monica, I'd like to introduce you to Carla. 15 00:00:48,131 --> 00:00:50,551 Carla, Monica. 16 00:00:50,634 --> 00:00:52,469 Monica, Carla. 17 00:00:53,470 --> 00:00:55,055 - What's up? - Nice to meet you. 18 00:00:55,138 --> 00:00:57,057 I knew you two would hit it off. 19 00:00:57,891 --> 00:00:59,977 - Hey. Monica? - (Monitor beeps) 20 00:01:00,060 --> 00:01:01,061 It's starting. 21 00:01:01,144 --> 00:01:03,105 Announcer: Tonight, for the first time ever, 22 00:01:03,188 --> 00:01:06,483 streaming live in 4k resolution over the Internet, 23 00:01:06,567 --> 00:01:09,319 ufc fight night, powered by nucleus! 24 00:01:09,403 --> 00:01:12,406 No networks. No more middleman. No bullshit. 25 00:01:12,489 --> 00:01:14,369 We 're bringing the fight straight to the fans. 26 00:01:14,449 --> 00:01:18,579 We 're cutting the cord forever with ufc fight pass, powered by nucleus. 27 00:01:19,037 --> 00:01:22,749 Tonight, you'll get ultimate fighting at the ultimate resolution. 28 00:01:22,833 --> 00:01:25,252 Nucleus puts 4k uhd video 29 00:01:25,335 --> 00:01:27,588 in a loss/ess compression chokehold 30 00:01:27,671 --> 00:01:29,881 and forces the competition to tap out. 31 00:01:30,799 --> 00:01:31,999 - (Grunts) - (Glass shattering) 32 00:01:35,887 --> 00:01:37,389 On! (Laughs) 33 00:01:37,472 --> 00:01:38,557 Who's douchebag? 34 00:01:38,640 --> 00:01:40,392 He sure likes to break stuff. 35 00:01:44,187 --> 00:01:46,106 Announcer: We are live in Las Vegas. 36 00:01:46,189 --> 00:01:48,233 The picture looks amazing. 37 00:01:48,317 --> 00:01:51,278 Announcer: Man, Joe, this is a fight we have been looking fon/vard to 38 00:01:51,361 --> 00:01:53,113 for a long, long time. 39 00:01:53,196 --> 00:01:55,282 Are we getting a contact high off erlich, 40 00:01:55,365 --> 00:01:57,034 or is the edge starting to warble? 41 00:01:57,117 --> 00:02:00,037 No, I see it. Are they converting down to 24 frames? 42 00:02:01,747 --> 00:02:03,248 Announcer: The defense so far. Wow! 43 00:02:03,582 --> 00:02:05,626 The jerkiness is not a nucleus issue, right? 44 00:02:05,709 --> 00:02:07,729 I mean, it's not going out to the world like that, is it? 45 00:02:07,753 --> 00:02:08,795 I think it looks great. 46 00:02:08,879 --> 00:02:11,381 You see that frame judder as the camera pans? 47 00:02:11,465 --> 00:02:14,676 The picture's so blocky. It looks like minecraft. 48 00:02:14,760 --> 00:02:17,120 It doesn't make sense. It's supposed to be totally lossless. 49 00:02:17,554 --> 00:02:19,282 Let me dump their bit stream to disk and take a look. 50 00:02:19,306 --> 00:02:21,141 She's really smart. 51 00:02:21,642 --> 00:02:23,143 But not afraid to be bawdy. 52 00:02:25,896 --> 00:02:28,357 Richard: Oh, my god. Dinesh: They are so fucked. 53 00:02:28,732 --> 00:02:29,900 Yeah, this is bad. 54 00:02:31,151 --> 00:02:32,629 - (Crowd cheering) - Announcer: Attack with the left! 55 00:02:32,653 --> 00:02:34,613 He's hurt! With the right! He's down! 56 00:02:34,696 --> 00:02:35,781 He's hit! Oh! 57 00:02:36,073 --> 00:02:37,491 It's frozen. 58 00:02:37,741 --> 00:02:39,461 - It's frozen. - Announcer: Oh, my goodness! 59 00:02:39,618 --> 00:02:41,328 It is all over! 60 00:02:41,411 --> 00:02:43,038 Unbelievable! 61 00:02:43,121 --> 00:02:47,501 I have never, in all my years of watching fighting, 62 00:02:47,584 --> 00:02:51,755 seen a finishing combination more ferocious! 63 00:02:51,963 --> 00:02:54,675 What a spectacular finish by molina! 64 00:02:54,758 --> 00:02:57,511 We 're being told that the nucleus live stream... 65 00:02:57,594 --> 00:03:00,389 - Fuck! - May have cut out during that exchange. 66 00:03:00,472 --> 00:03:03,350 If that is true, what a travesty! 67 00:03:03,433 --> 00:03:04,553 - Gavin: Fuck! - (Door slams) 68 00:03:04,601 --> 00:03:05,662 Announcer: Joe, you're absolutely right. 69 00:03:05,686 --> 00:03:07,688 (Theme music playing) 70 00:03:16,238 --> 00:03:18,907 Gavin belson just shit everyone's pants. 71 00:03:19,282 --> 00:03:20,325 Carla: He sure did. 72 00:03:20,409 --> 00:03:22,889 The encoding is totally underpowered to cover up their defects. 73 00:03:23,078 --> 00:03:26,123 Nucleus just can't keep up with 4k live stream yet. 74 00:03:26,206 --> 00:03:29,418 Hey. Could pied Piper handle live 4k video? 75 00:03:29,501 --> 00:03:32,741 I could deploy a live video stream that would be way better than theirs right now. 76 00:03:32,963 --> 00:03:36,341 Jump on it. Now. Like, do our own live stream. 77 00:03:36,425 --> 00:03:37,777 Partner with someone like Gavin did. 78 00:03:37,801 --> 00:03:39,094 Look at you two. 79 00:03:40,137 --> 00:03:43,140 Hold on. Live streaming's not really our primary business here. 80 00:03:43,223 --> 00:03:46,435 Yeah, but beating nucleus is. The blogs would go nuts. 81 00:03:46,518 --> 00:03:47,894 We're built for it on my end. 82 00:03:47,978 --> 00:03:50,188 I mean, if it's just me hosting seeds and manifests, 83 00:03:50,272 --> 00:03:51,857 I'm good on my end. 84 00:03:51,940 --> 00:03:54,860 I'm prepared to brag about it and release some publicity. 85 00:03:54,943 --> 00:03:57,654 Well, peer-to-peer delivery is good to go here. Just let me know. 86 00:03:58,071 --> 00:04:00,907 Oh, Carla, do you want to show Monica your work station? 87 00:04:00,991 --> 00:04:02,242 - No thanks. - (Chuckles) 88 00:04:04,244 --> 00:04:08,415 Okay, but hooli had a deal with ufc that would stream a fight. 89 00:04:08,498 --> 00:04:10,125 I mean, what do we even do? 90 00:04:10,208 --> 00:04:11,644 Don't really have a lot of time here. 91 00:04:11,668 --> 00:04:13,211 That's real. 92 00:04:13,545 --> 00:04:16,298 We could find an event that's already in motion. 93 00:04:16,506 --> 00:04:17,716 Can I make a suggestion? 94 00:04:17,799 --> 00:04:21,094 There is a nesting pair of California condors 95 00:04:21,178 --> 00:04:23,680 on the closed-circuit feed at the natural history museum. 96 00:04:23,889 --> 00:04:27,017 There's an egg in the nest right now. It's very compelling. 97 00:04:27,100 --> 00:04:29,352 Why don't we just live stream me killing you? 98 00:04:29,436 --> 00:04:30,604 I wouldn't be so dismissive. 99 00:04:30,687 --> 00:04:34,149 There was a live stream of an eagle's nest last year that went viral, 100 00:04:34,232 --> 00:04:35,567 and was getting millions of hits. 101 00:04:35,650 --> 00:04:37,444 And I don't wanna be inflammatory, 102 00:04:37,527 --> 00:04:40,781 but next to a condor, an eagle looks like a... 103 00:04:40,864 --> 00:04:41,990 Common cackling. 104 00:04:42,073 --> 00:04:44,618 Fuck that, Jared. I've got it. 105 00:04:44,701 --> 00:04:46,870 I'm very good friends with Aaron Anderson. 106 00:04:47,704 --> 00:04:50,207 Double-a? The guy who owns homicide energy drink? 107 00:04:50,290 --> 00:04:53,877 Uh, is homicide the extra douchey energy drink? 108 00:04:53,960 --> 00:04:55,146 - Dinesh: It sure is. - (Music playing over speakers) 109 00:04:55,170 --> 00:04:58,089 There's a bunch of stunts and crazy shit on here. 110 00:04:58,173 --> 00:05:02,511 That video player quality is terrible. It's a perfect candidate. 111 00:05:02,594 --> 00:05:05,514 And double-a loves me. He'd definitely hook us up. 112 00:05:05,597 --> 00:05:07,641 How do you know him? 113 00:05:07,724 --> 00:05:11,061 From college. He was a sophomore when I was a senior. 114 00:05:11,144 --> 00:05:13,146 He and his roommates used to live down the hall. 115 00:05:13,230 --> 00:05:15,398 I used to party in their room all the time. 116 00:05:15,482 --> 00:05:18,235 Uh, kind of a mentor-mentee sort of thing. 117 00:05:18,693 --> 00:05:20,695 Coming from a manatee sort of thing. 118 00:05:21,112 --> 00:05:24,658 You look like a ferret that gave up on himself six months ago, gilfoyle. 119 00:05:24,741 --> 00:05:27,369 - I'm going to ping double-a. - Wait. (Sighs) 120 00:05:27,452 --> 00:05:29,246 What if he says yes? 121 00:05:29,329 --> 00:05:32,123 You know? Are we really gonna drop everything to do this? 122 00:05:32,207 --> 00:05:33,407 What if we don't get it right? 123 00:05:33,708 --> 00:05:36,586 I mean, it could hurt usjust like it hurt them. 124 00:05:37,128 --> 00:05:38,922 (Sighs) Shit. I don't know. 125 00:05:39,464 --> 00:05:40,757 Now, this is critical, Richard. 126 00:05:40,841 --> 00:05:42,843 Maybe we should swot this decision. 127 00:05:42,926 --> 00:05:44,970 I don't know what that is, but no. 128 00:05:45,053 --> 00:05:46,513 - Swot analysis. - Dinesh: No. 129 00:05:46,596 --> 00:05:48,682 S-w-o-t? No? 130 00:05:48,765 --> 00:05:49,975 (Chuckles) Holy cow. 131 00:05:50,058 --> 00:05:52,686 Did he really just say "holy cow"? 132 00:05:52,769 --> 00:05:55,689 I've had a board ready for just such an occasion. 133 00:05:55,772 --> 00:05:58,692 I've booby-trapped the house with corporate resources. 134 00:06:01,987 --> 00:06:04,781 Swot is a way of evaluating a decision. 135 00:06:05,365 --> 00:06:07,951 And you just break it down into "strengths," 136 00:06:08,034 --> 00:06:10,787 "weaknesses, opportunities," and "threats." 137 00:06:11,288 --> 00:06:12,706 You're fucking joking. 138 00:06:12,789 --> 00:06:13,999 Not at all. 139 00:06:14,082 --> 00:06:17,961 You can swot a concept, a department, or a new initiative. 140 00:06:18,044 --> 00:06:19,379 You can even swot a person. 141 00:06:19,462 --> 00:06:21,798 Although you have to be careful, they might swot you back. 142 00:06:21,882 --> 00:06:23,550 - I wanna swot you. - Well, you can. 143 00:06:23,633 --> 00:06:25,218 Because now you have the tools. 144 00:06:25,302 --> 00:06:28,054 Okay. Um, shout them out and I'll tack them up. 145 00:06:28,138 --> 00:06:30,640 Jared, I'm... I'm really sorry, but I have to go. 146 00:06:31,141 --> 00:06:33,160 You know, would it make more sense if I worked something up 147 00:06:33,184 --> 00:06:35,812 and then I got back to you guys, and... 148 00:06:36,146 --> 00:06:38,315 Okay, great. I'm on it. 149 00:06:39,858 --> 00:06:42,903 People love condors. 150 00:06:44,446 --> 00:06:45,447 Strengths. 151 00:06:45,530 --> 00:06:49,117 Aaron: On top of the roof, Blaine is gonna launch off this ramp. 152 00:06:49,618 --> 00:06:50,744 It's pretty gnarly. 153 00:06:50,827 --> 00:06:54,205 If everything goes right, he'll fly over the street 154 00:06:54,289 --> 00:06:56,583 and land on this 15-story building here. 155 00:06:56,666 --> 00:06:59,502 We've got 27 cameras, a couple in the car. 156 00:06:59,586 --> 00:07:01,426 Feed a live edit back here to the data center. 157 00:07:01,504 --> 00:07:03,984 We put everything through your incredible compression, Richard, 158 00:07:04,132 --> 00:07:05,300 and up onto the web. 159 00:07:05,634 --> 00:07:06,819 So, what do you think, Richard? 160 00:07:06,843 --> 00:07:10,138 I think this is awesome, double-a. 161 00:07:10,221 --> 00:07:11,765 I mean, it is incredible. 162 00:07:11,848 --> 00:07:15,685 You really have built a giant monument to awesomeness. 163 00:07:15,769 --> 00:07:17,812 I think my aid in helping you achieve this 164 00:07:17,896 --> 00:07:20,607 is what inspired me to start my own Incubator. 165 00:07:20,690 --> 00:07:23,401 Uh, so, Richard, you ready for this? 166 00:07:23,485 --> 00:07:24,945 Oh, yeah. I think so. Yeah... 167 00:07:25,028 --> 00:07:26,988 Double-a, we are psyched. 168 00:07:27,072 --> 00:07:29,574 And we can do whatever you need. 169 00:07:29,658 --> 00:07:30,951 Okay, thanks, kool-aid. 170 00:07:31,034 --> 00:07:33,161 Kool-aid? What's that? Are you kool-aid? 171 00:07:33,244 --> 00:07:34,913 Yeah, it's just a term of endearment. 172 00:07:34,996 --> 00:07:37,582 You know, nickname. That's how we used to rock it back in the day 173 00:07:37,666 --> 00:07:39,834 'cause I was cool and supportive. 174 00:07:39,918 --> 00:07:43,004 Yeah. Oh hey, guys, this is Gina, she's one of our event managers. 175 00:07:43,088 --> 00:07:46,758 Hey, Gina, can you take dinesh and gilfoyle to the data center, please? 176 00:07:46,841 --> 00:07:48,468 Sure. You wanna follow me? 177 00:07:48,551 --> 00:07:50,679 Only if we get hats, Gina. 178 00:07:50,762 --> 00:07:52,347 You can just take mine. 179 00:07:54,808 --> 00:07:56,601 Did you see that? She gave me her hat. 180 00:07:56,685 --> 00:07:59,145 Pretend you've seen a woman before. 181 00:07:59,229 --> 00:08:00,730 Are those homicide drinks for free? 182 00:08:00,814 --> 00:08:02,482 Uh, yeah. Knock yourself out. 183 00:08:02,565 --> 00:08:03,900 Homicide! 184 00:08:07,737 --> 00:08:11,700 Is there any way that it could be maybe more like just you and me talking, 185 00:08:11,783 --> 00:08:13,243 and not erlich? 186 00:08:13,702 --> 00:08:16,830 What do you mean? Aren't you guys friends? I thought you go way back. 187 00:08:16,913 --> 00:08:18,248 We do. But... 188 00:08:19,457 --> 00:08:21,617 (Whispering) To be honest, I could never stand the guy. 189 00:08:22,419 --> 00:08:25,588 I mean, just hearing his voice again is giving me PTSD. 190 00:08:26,423 --> 00:08:28,717 Right. But you just called him cool. 191 00:08:28,800 --> 00:08:32,429 - No, I called him kool-aid. We all did. - Right. 192 00:08:32,512 --> 00:08:35,015 Because he's like the kool-aid pitcher from the ads. 193 00:08:35,098 --> 00:08:37,034 As in, every fucking time we were hanging out without him, 194 00:08:37,058 --> 00:08:38,577 he would come smashing through a wall. 195 00:08:38,601 --> 00:08:39,870 But you still hung out with him. 196 00:08:39,894 --> 00:08:42,856 Yeah, 'cause we were 19, and he had weed and beer. 197 00:08:42,939 --> 00:08:44,816 But even drunk and high I couldn't take it. 198 00:08:44,899 --> 00:08:48,236 I mean, it's like he's fucking allergic to letting other people talk. 199 00:08:48,319 --> 00:08:49,922 It's like he's always gotta say something. You know? 200 00:08:49,946 --> 00:08:51,281 Erlich: Hey, Richard. 201 00:08:52,699 --> 00:08:54,284 Homicide! 202 00:08:55,452 --> 00:08:56,453 (Chuckles) 203 00:08:57,120 --> 00:08:59,164 So, dinesh, I have a question. 204 00:08:59,247 --> 00:09:02,917 You're obviously Pakistani, but the name dinesh is Indian, isn't it? 205 00:09:03,001 --> 00:09:05,462 Yeah. Wow. That's exactly right. 206 00:09:05,837 --> 00:09:07,922 You know, most people, ignorant people, 207 00:09:08,006 --> 00:09:10,341 don't even know those are two separate countries. 208 00:09:10,425 --> 00:09:12,427 Gilfoyle: And they don't care either. 209 00:09:13,720 --> 00:09:16,139 - How do you know about my name? - I'm an army brat. 210 00:09:16,222 --> 00:09:18,142 My dad was stationed in Karachi when I was a kid. 211 00:09:18,183 --> 00:09:21,394 It was a beautiful place, full of beautiful people. 212 00:09:21,811 --> 00:09:23,396 Kind of like this room, right? 213 00:09:23,480 --> 00:09:25,398 (Chuckles) Oh... oh! 214 00:09:25,482 --> 00:09:26,792 Hold on a sec. I'll be right back. 215 00:09:26,816 --> 00:09:29,152 - Don't take too long. - Ew. 216 00:09:31,821 --> 00:09:33,990 This is awesome. I don't know if it's what's in this, 217 00:09:34,074 --> 00:09:36,510 but I, like... I've, like, all these killer lines coming to me. 218 00:09:36,534 --> 00:09:39,162 I'm on fucking fire right now. Oh! 219 00:09:39,245 --> 00:09:40,497 She likes me, right? 220 00:09:41,623 --> 00:09:42,999 Yeah, she's totally into you. 221 00:09:43,625 --> 00:09:47,003 Just not as into you as she is into that guy's mouth. 222 00:09:49,339 --> 00:09:51,984 He's definitely gonna fuck her later, and she's not gonna think of you 223 00:09:52,008 --> 00:09:53,134 while it's happening. 224 00:09:53,218 --> 00:09:55,428 God damn it. Fuck. 225 00:09:56,638 --> 00:09:59,682 Now I'm just shaking. What do they put in this shit? 226 00:10:00,433 --> 00:10:01,935 - Milk thistle? - (Can clatters) 227 00:10:03,186 --> 00:10:04,687 Hey, guys! Come out here! 228 00:10:05,730 --> 00:10:07,398 Juliet calls. 229 00:10:10,401 --> 00:10:12,654 Guys, this is Blaine. 230 00:10:12,737 --> 00:10:14,322 He's the guy doing the stunt. 231 00:10:14,405 --> 00:10:18,409 Blaine, these are the genius coders who are helping us with the live stream. 232 00:10:18,493 --> 00:10:21,121 - They're rock stars. - Okay. 233 00:10:21,704 --> 00:10:25,250 - So this is the car you're jumping? - Yes, it is. 234 00:10:25,333 --> 00:10:27,377 And that's what your ramp's gonna look like? 235 00:10:28,044 --> 00:10:30,588 - Yeah. - Cool. Well, have you... 236 00:10:30,672 --> 00:10:33,049 Yeah, and because I know that you're gonna ask, 237 00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:34,717 yes, I've done this before. 238 00:10:34,801 --> 00:10:37,428 And yes, it's fucking dangerous. 239 00:10:38,429 --> 00:10:41,766 Listen, I got a lot of work to do to get this right. 240 00:10:41,850 --> 00:10:43,143 Okay? 241 00:10:45,562 --> 00:10:46,896 Okay. 242 00:10:48,565 --> 00:10:50,859 Hey, you see what I saw? 243 00:10:50,942 --> 00:10:53,820 Yeah, I saw. He's got the velocity calculated wrong. 244 00:10:53,903 --> 00:10:56,865 It's for a flat plane. He doesn't account for the curve in the ramp. 245 00:10:56,948 --> 00:10:59,742 Exactly. He's probably used to doing straight ramps. 246 00:10:59,826 --> 00:11:02,745 I mean, the chart says he's gonna launch at 81 miles per hour, 247 00:11:02,829 --> 00:11:04,669 - but it's going to be more like... - Under 70. 248 00:11:05,331 --> 00:11:06,749 The downforce is ridiculous. 249 00:11:06,833 --> 00:11:09,586 He's gonna lose speed and hit the side of that wall. 250 00:11:10,336 --> 00:11:12,589 - And die. - So we should probably... 251 00:11:14,424 --> 00:11:16,092 Okay. All right. 252 00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:19,971 Hey, uh, Blaine? 253 00:11:21,139 --> 00:11:22,515 - One small thing. - Blaine: No. 254 00:11:22,599 --> 00:11:23,909 I'm gonna stop you right there, glasses. 255 00:11:23,933 --> 00:11:27,061 'Cause I told you once already, and I was very clear. 256 00:11:27,145 --> 00:11:30,440 I am too fucking busy to deal with you. 257 00:11:31,482 --> 00:11:34,527 Okay? I'm just being cool here. 258 00:11:34,611 --> 00:11:35,862 All right? 259 00:11:38,573 --> 00:11:40,658 What do we do here? 260 00:11:40,742 --> 00:11:42,243 This is a tough one. 261 00:11:42,994 --> 00:11:45,830 So, Richard, in terms of a player window, what do you see? 262 00:11:45,914 --> 00:11:48,559 - Well, um, I think it's pretty straightforward. - Erlich: I'll handle this, Richard. 263 00:11:48,583 --> 00:11:50,978 - You don't have to. - The whole reason we're doing this, friend, 264 00:11:51,002 --> 00:11:52,212 is for branding value. 265 00:11:52,295 --> 00:11:54,380 So we're gonna need a banner that says 266 00:11:54,464 --> 00:11:56,674 "powered by pied Piper" underneath the video window. 267 00:11:56,758 --> 00:12:00,053 It doesn't have to be too big, but you don't want it to be too small either. 268 00:12:00,136 --> 00:12:03,223 Although, there's nothing small about homicide, double-a. 269 00:12:03,306 --> 00:12:04,807 At least as far as I can tell. 270 00:12:04,891 --> 00:12:07,685 Also, if it's, if it's possible, what we'd like to... 271 00:12:07,769 --> 00:12:09,249 Let me stop you right there, Richard. 272 00:12:09,812 --> 00:12:14,317 We're gonna need to have our logos on the car, Blaine's suit, his helmet. 273 00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:17,445 If he wants to get a flash tattoo or something on his neck, 274 00:12:17,528 --> 00:12:18,655 that's on him. 275 00:12:20,281 --> 00:12:22,450 Richard: Actually, um, in all honesty, 276 00:12:22,533 --> 00:12:25,245 erlich just pretty much said exactly what I was gonna say. Um... 277 00:12:25,328 --> 00:12:26,579 Uh-huh. Um... 278 00:12:26,663 --> 00:12:28,206 So, Richard... 279 00:12:28,289 --> 00:12:29,415 - Yes? - Yeah? 280 00:12:29,499 --> 00:12:32,877 Do you think you can make the preview window full resolution? 281 00:12:33,503 --> 00:12:35,064 - Richard can give you whatever you need. - Yes... 282 00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:36,923 But as far as the video player goes... 283 00:12:37,006 --> 00:12:42,345 Guys, I'm sorry. I just remembered that I've got somewhere else to be. 284 00:12:43,805 --> 00:12:45,765 All right. Well, double-a, I'll see you soon. 285 00:12:45,848 --> 00:12:48,601 I'm just gonna grab a shirt and we'll check you later. 286 00:12:48,685 --> 00:12:51,646 (Whispering) What the fuck, dude? Hey, I love your tech. 287 00:12:51,729 --> 00:12:54,732 But come back tomorrow without kool-aid, or don't come back at all. 288 00:12:54,816 --> 00:12:55,900 Honestly. 289 00:13:01,948 --> 00:13:04,993 - Richard, what's going on? - What do you mean? 290 00:13:05,076 --> 00:13:07,495 I'm catching kind of a vibe. 291 00:13:08,204 --> 00:13:11,040 A weird vibe with you and double-a. 292 00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:12,625 Right. That. Well... 293 00:13:12,709 --> 00:13:15,295 I'm not gonna sugarcoat it, Richard. I don't think he likes you. 294 00:13:15,712 --> 00:13:18,548 I mean, he literally rolled his eyes at you. 295 00:13:19,924 --> 00:13:21,884 Why don't you just trust me on this one? 296 00:13:21,968 --> 00:13:24,387 Let kool-aid do the talking tomorrow. 297 00:13:25,972 --> 00:13:28,308 Take this stuff. I'm gonna grab a couple more drinks 298 00:13:28,391 --> 00:13:29,559 and another hat. 299 00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:31,060 I'm gonna get a box. 300 00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:33,646 Gavin: This is a total fucking disaster. 301 00:13:33,730 --> 00:13:35,457 If my engineers had just told me they weren't ready, 302 00:13:35,481 --> 00:13:37,734 I never would have pushed for this live stream. 303 00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:41,446 Even worse, now I hear those little pied Piper fuckers 304 00:13:41,529 --> 00:13:44,240 are doing their own live stream with homicide. 305 00:13:45,408 --> 00:13:47,285 - The energy drink? - Yes. 306 00:13:47,368 --> 00:13:49,662 Meanwhile, I've demanded to see internal testing 307 00:13:49,746 --> 00:13:52,040 from every facet of the nucleus platform. 308 00:13:52,123 --> 00:13:54,876 So I can see for myself where I stand. 309 00:13:54,959 --> 00:13:58,546 Because all I hear from everybody is good news. 310 00:13:58,629 --> 00:14:00,840 Have I just surrounded myself with sycophants, 311 00:14:00,923 --> 00:14:03,343 who are just telling me whatever I want to hear, 312 00:14:03,426 --> 00:14:05,219 regardless of the truth? 313 00:14:11,976 --> 00:14:14,896 Thank you, denpok. I really needed to hear that. 314 00:14:16,773 --> 00:14:20,234 This might be morbid, but the cold, hard fact is 315 00:14:20,318 --> 00:14:23,529 that if Blaine dies on our live stream, this could be good for us. 316 00:14:23,613 --> 00:14:26,532 I mean, we'd get a lot more traffic. 317 00:14:26,616 --> 00:14:30,078 Well, and it would probably lead to calls for regulations in the stunt industry. 318 00:14:30,161 --> 00:14:33,623 So, in the long term, we're saving lives. 319 00:14:36,459 --> 00:14:39,712 Although, there is the moral problem with letting him die. 320 00:14:40,505 --> 00:14:42,465 Though he did tell us to shut up. 321 00:14:43,091 --> 00:14:44,509 And his name is Blaine. 322 00:14:45,301 --> 00:14:47,428 And Gina is super hot. 323 00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:50,264 And this would make her single. 324 00:14:51,808 --> 00:14:56,062 She'd probably need consoling, so there's an opportunity. 325 00:14:56,145 --> 00:14:57,480 Opportunity. 326 00:14:58,523 --> 00:15:00,316 Dinesh: Should we swot this? 327 00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:07,365 Bereaved women do tend to act out sexually. 328 00:15:07,448 --> 00:15:09,158 Yeah, so that's a strength. 329 00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:12,203 - Hey, kool-aid! - Yeah! 330 00:15:15,998 --> 00:15:17,208 And? So? 331 00:15:18,084 --> 00:15:19,752 And? It... 332 00:15:20,461 --> 00:15:22,588 It wasn't meant to be a flattering nickname. 333 00:15:22,672 --> 00:15:24,257 It was an insult. 334 00:15:24,340 --> 00:15:26,092 I'm not sure I agree with that. 335 00:15:26,175 --> 00:15:29,095 I mean, the dancing pitcher breaks through walls 336 00:15:29,178 --> 00:15:32,014 to give tasty beverages to kids in need. 337 00:15:32,098 --> 00:15:35,351 Why would you infer from this that double-a doesn't like me? 338 00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:39,397 Well, um, iwasn't inferring anything. 339 00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:42,024 He told me to my face that he doesn't like you. 340 00:15:42,108 --> 00:15:43,776 But why wouldn't he like me? 341 00:15:44,235 --> 00:15:45,987 Well, uh... 342 00:15:46,070 --> 00:15:48,781 You have a tendency sometimes to... 343 00:15:48,865 --> 00:15:50,783 Why on earth wouldn't he like me? 344 00:15:50,867 --> 00:15:54,120 Because, erlich, you tend to not let... 345 00:15:54,203 --> 00:15:56,205 I was his mentor. You know? 346 00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:58,291 You know, there's no remote possibility... 347 00:15:58,374 --> 00:16:00,209 Because you don't let people talk! 348 00:16:00,877 --> 00:16:02,295 It just happened. 349 00:16:04,213 --> 00:16:05,691 And he told me that if you came tomorrow 350 00:16:05,715 --> 00:16:08,843 that he would pull the plug on the whole live stream, so... 351 00:16:10,595 --> 00:16:11,596 (Sighs) 352 00:16:12,555 --> 00:16:13,806 I see. 353 00:16:14,515 --> 00:16:15,641 Sorry. 354 00:16:15,725 --> 00:16:17,727 Are you done talking now? 355 00:16:19,937 --> 00:16:21,022 Yes. 356 00:16:21,564 --> 00:16:24,150 Do dinesh and gilfoyle know about this? 357 00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:27,570 - No, I came straight to you. - What about Jared? 358 00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:29,739 Nope. 359 00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:31,866 Okay, here's what you need to do. 360 00:16:31,949 --> 00:16:35,912 You need to go in tomorrow, and you need to do that live stream. 361 00:16:36,871 --> 00:16:40,541 And put my feelings aside, you know, don't quit on account of me. 362 00:16:41,042 --> 00:16:43,336 I wasn't gonna... I wasn't gonna quit. 363 00:16:43,419 --> 00:16:45,963 There is something you should know, though. 364 00:16:47,757 --> 00:16:50,885 Aaron Anderson wasn't very well liked in college. 365 00:16:50,968 --> 00:16:53,638 In fact, people used to call him double-asshole. 366 00:16:55,598 --> 00:16:57,350 So watch out for that guy. 367 00:16:59,810 --> 00:17:01,479 Are you sure you're okay with this? 368 00:17:01,938 --> 00:17:05,149 Yes, Richard. It's time for me to be the bigger man. 369 00:17:05,233 --> 00:17:06,734 The cooler man. 370 00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:09,695 I am kool-aid, after all. 371 00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:18,746 Ladies and gentlemen, for the last 90 minutes you have had an opportunity 372 00:17:18,829 --> 00:17:22,625 to explore a standard hooliphone upgraded with a brand new operating system 373 00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:23,876 called nucleus. 374 00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:25,103 Thank you all for being here, 375 00:17:25,127 --> 00:17:28,548 Allen, Lisa, Josh, yana, Katie, Ramon. 376 00:17:29,006 --> 00:17:31,217 I'd like to get everyone's first impressions. 377 00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:33,678 Who'd like to jump in? Anyone? 378 00:17:35,763 --> 00:17:37,348 How about you, Ramon? 379 00:17:37,431 --> 00:17:38,724 It's just stupid. 380 00:17:39,433 --> 00:17:42,687 Okay, so Ramon feels the phone is stupid. 381 00:17:43,145 --> 00:17:44,564 Could you elaborate, Ramon? 382 00:17:44,855 --> 00:17:48,859 Stupid how? Please be as specific as possible, Ramon. 383 00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:51,279 Well, it's slow. 384 00:17:52,113 --> 00:17:53,906 The apps keep quitting on me. 385 00:17:53,990 --> 00:17:56,784 I tried to watch a movie, and it kept freezing up. 386 00:17:57,159 --> 00:17:59,787 And when I'm typing, like, there's a delay. 387 00:17:59,870 --> 00:18:01,747 Then all the letters pop up at once. 388 00:18:01,831 --> 00:18:04,584 You took a good phone and you made it all, like, shitty. 389 00:18:04,667 --> 00:18:07,003 Keep in mind, I didn't design the phone. 390 00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:09,714 - It pissed me off. - I appreciate your honesty, Ramon. 391 00:18:09,797 --> 00:18:11,382 That's just one guy's opinion. 392 00:18:11,465 --> 00:18:14,093 Who else feels this product is stupid? 393 00:18:15,303 --> 00:18:18,723 Allen, Lisa, Josh, yana, Katie. 394 00:18:19,181 --> 00:18:21,892 And did it piss off anyone else? 395 00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:26,856 - Allen, Lisa, Josh, yana, Katie. - Okay. 396 00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:30,359 Christina, how bad is this? Be honest. 397 00:18:31,235 --> 00:18:33,362 Is this windows vista bad? 398 00:18:35,239 --> 00:18:37,825 It's not iPhone 4 bad, is it? 399 00:18:39,702 --> 00:18:42,580 Fuck. Don't tell me this is zune bad. 400 00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:45,791 I'm sorry, Gavin. 401 00:18:45,875 --> 00:18:47,460 It's apple maps bad. 402 00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:51,339 And who else felt this product is messed up? 403 00:18:52,298 --> 00:18:54,258 Allen, Lisa, Josh, yana... 404 00:18:54,342 --> 00:18:56,052 Gavin: (Yelling) Fuck! 405 00:18:56,969 --> 00:19:00,598 I'm sorry for the disturbance, Allen, Lisa, Josh, yana... 406 00:19:00,681 --> 00:19:03,017 So I can definitely get you full res on the preview window. 407 00:19:03,100 --> 00:19:05,061 - Oh, sweet. - Cool. I'll get right on that. 408 00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:07,905 You see how much smoother this all runs without erlich hanging around? 409 00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:09,565 Right, yeah. 410 00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:13,361 Hey, did you ever send me the mockup for the logo placement of the player window? 411 00:19:13,444 --> 00:19:15,821 Seriously, you should think about dropping that guy. 412 00:19:15,905 --> 00:19:18,324 But what do I know? I just built a billion-dollar company. 413 00:19:18,407 --> 00:19:19,992 Yeah. Yeah, okay. 414 00:19:20,076 --> 00:19:22,370 But about the mockup for the logo placement... 415 00:19:22,453 --> 00:19:24,497 Hey, I gotta go Skype with my European distributor. 416 00:19:24,580 --> 00:19:26,123 Keep cranking it, okay? 417 00:19:26,207 --> 00:19:27,583 Sure, uh, will do. 418 00:19:34,423 --> 00:19:35,549 Excuse me. 419 00:19:36,634 --> 00:19:39,095 That's not the final graphic for the live stream, is it? 420 00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:41,389 Yep. Double-a signed off on it. 421 00:19:41,472 --> 00:19:44,767 - Just that? There's nothing else? - Man: Nope. 422 00:19:46,394 --> 00:19:47,436 Hmm. 423 00:19:48,562 --> 00:19:52,358 Blaine doesn't die, but he is horribly incapacitated. 424 00:19:52,441 --> 00:19:56,278 And then while he's in the hospital he gets a flesh-eating virus, 425 00:19:56,362 --> 00:19:57,947 and then he dies. 426 00:19:59,281 --> 00:20:00,950 Well, obviously... 427 00:20:01,784 --> 00:20:04,078 His incessant suffering will be a strength. 428 00:20:04,161 --> 00:20:07,164 But our ability to enjoy it is an opportunity. 429 00:20:07,248 --> 00:20:10,000 What if before he dies 430 00:20:10,084 --> 00:20:11,502 Gina catches the virus? 431 00:20:11,585 --> 00:20:15,256 And then she spreads it from her vagina to your penis. 432 00:20:16,465 --> 00:20:18,467 Wait, so in this scenario, 433 00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:20,469 I get to have sex with Gina? 434 00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:21,637 That's an opportunity. 435 00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:24,223 - Okay, how about this? - I'm listening. 436 00:20:24,932 --> 00:20:26,058 We let Blaine die, 437 00:20:26,142 --> 00:20:28,227 but then he's not around to stop someone else 438 00:20:28,310 --> 00:20:30,771 from committing some huge fucked-up act of evil? 439 00:20:30,855 --> 00:20:32,982 - The "kill Hitler" scenario. - Right. 440 00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:34,608 - (Knocking) - (Door opens) 441 00:20:34,692 --> 00:20:36,610 Hey, guys? You guys busy? 442 00:20:38,988 --> 00:20:41,031 Blaine: Cool. Um... 443 00:20:41,907 --> 00:20:43,027 I got something I gotta say. 444 00:20:43,409 --> 00:20:47,788 Listen. I know that I was really rude to both of you yesterday. 445 00:20:48,372 --> 00:20:49,832 It's just, um... 446 00:20:51,041 --> 00:20:53,919 When I got a stunt coming up, I'm a bundle of nerves, 447 00:20:54,003 --> 00:20:57,047 and sometimes I can take that out on other people. 448 00:20:57,840 --> 00:21:01,218 You know, even with all the support that I get from Gina and our kids. 449 00:21:01,302 --> 00:21:02,678 - Kids. - I don't know why. 450 00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:05,598 But... and then again, 451 00:21:05,681 --> 00:21:08,601 I'm a guy who needs to risk his life jumping over stuff. 452 00:21:08,684 --> 00:21:10,519 So, what's that all about, right? (Chuckles) 453 00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:15,858 You know, actuallyjust an hour ago I spotted an error in my math. 454 00:21:15,941 --> 00:21:18,611 Would have had me smeared across the side of that building. 455 00:21:20,404 --> 00:21:22,782 Anyway, now I'm just totally rambling. 456 00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:25,034 Typical Blaine. 457 00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:28,871 What I wanted to say was that I'm sorry. 458 00:21:30,706 --> 00:21:32,374 Are we cool? 459 00:21:33,042 --> 00:21:35,795 Yeah, we're cool. Thanks for stopping by. 460 00:21:35,878 --> 00:21:39,340 Yeah, you should go quickly, 'cause we have work to do. 461 00:21:39,423 --> 00:21:40,424 Okay. 462 00:21:43,969 --> 00:21:45,221 What's this? 463 00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:47,807 What is that? 464 00:21:47,890 --> 00:21:49,391 "Let Blaine die"? 465 00:21:49,892 --> 00:21:50,935 Oh! 466 00:21:51,018 --> 00:21:53,604 Shit. We... we write in code. We write in code. 467 00:21:53,687 --> 00:21:55,564 - This is compression... - "Strengths. 468 00:21:55,648 --> 00:21:58,651 "Blaine's last moment is realizing face is gone"? 469 00:21:59,068 --> 00:22:01,070 "Weaknesses. Blaine dies super fast." 470 00:22:01,153 --> 00:22:04,073 Yeah, you really shouldn't be looking at that. That's all proprietary. 471 00:22:04,156 --> 00:22:06,408 "Opportunities, fuck Gina"? 472 00:22:07,827 --> 00:22:10,204 Would you believe that was here when we came in? 473 00:22:10,287 --> 00:22:12,665 Double-a? Can I talk to you for a second? 474 00:22:12,748 --> 00:22:14,333 Yeah. Leave me alone for a sec. 475 00:22:14,416 --> 00:22:16,460 - What's up? - Well, okay. 476 00:22:16,544 --> 00:22:18,629 I just saw a version of the player window 477 00:22:18,712 --> 00:22:22,591 that apparently you approved of that says powered by homicide on it? 478 00:22:22,675 --> 00:22:24,677 Oh, yeah, it does. 479 00:22:25,636 --> 00:22:27,513 Right. Well, there's no pied Piper logo. 480 00:22:27,596 --> 00:22:30,266 Like, anywhere. So what's up with that? 481 00:22:30,349 --> 00:22:31,809 Oh, well... 482 00:22:32,434 --> 00:22:33,894 Homicide is an energy drink, 483 00:22:33,978 --> 00:22:36,021 and "power" means energy. 484 00:22:36,105 --> 00:22:38,816 So that's kind of confusing to the consumer, 485 00:22:39,441 --> 00:22:41,127 so I think we're gonna keep it the way it is. 486 00:22:41,151 --> 00:22:43,988 Uh, the whole point of doing this 487 00:22:44,071 --> 00:22:46,782 was so that we could get our name out there. Remember? 488 00:22:47,575 --> 00:22:49,469 I tell you what. Let's see how it goes this time, 489 00:22:49,493 --> 00:22:50,929 the next time we'll work something out. 490 00:22:50,953 --> 00:22:54,707 No. No. We... We can't see how it goes this time. 491 00:22:54,790 --> 00:22:56,208 There is no next time. Okay? 492 00:22:56,292 --> 00:22:58,711 We are racing to get our platform ready for ces. 493 00:22:58,794 --> 00:23:02,882 And we took time away from doing that to do this so we could get PR value. 494 00:23:02,965 --> 00:23:05,759 If no one sees the logo, then there's no PR value at all. 495 00:23:05,843 --> 00:23:08,470 Oh, man. I'm sorry. But you get it. 496 00:23:08,888 --> 00:23:10,347 No, I don't get it. 497 00:23:10,431 --> 00:23:12,431 Okay, look, you have to put our logo in the viewer. 498 00:23:12,474 --> 00:23:13,474 That's it, period. 499 00:23:13,517 --> 00:23:16,812 Mmm... actually, I don't have to do a damn thing. 500 00:23:16,896 --> 00:23:18,272 - Yeah, you do. - No, I don't. 501 00:23:18,355 --> 00:23:19,732 Okay, then neither do I. 502 00:23:19,815 --> 00:23:23,068 Richard, don't be an asshole like your buddy kool-aid. Okay? 503 00:23:23,152 --> 00:23:25,613 Just finish the build, okay? 504 00:23:27,281 --> 00:23:28,908 You know what, double-a? 505 00:23:30,492 --> 00:23:32,369 Erlich was right. 506 00:23:32,453 --> 00:23:33,537 You are an asshole. 507 00:23:34,788 --> 00:23:36,916 In fact, you're a double-asshole! 508 00:23:42,338 --> 00:23:43,923 What did you call me? 509 00:23:44,548 --> 00:23:47,343 I... I called you a double-asshole. 510 00:23:47,718 --> 00:23:49,762 'Cause, you know, you're being an asshole. 511 00:23:50,346 --> 00:23:52,097 Double-a, double-asshole. You know? 512 00:23:52,181 --> 00:23:55,517 You're twice the asshole. Twice-hole. Double-asshole. 513 00:23:57,978 --> 00:24:00,314 Oh. Ew. Is that a colostomy bag? 514 00:24:01,398 --> 00:24:04,318 Do you have any idea what it's like to be 10 years old 515 00:24:04,401 --> 00:24:07,279 and carry your own shit around in a bag? 516 00:24:07,363 --> 00:24:10,074 To have two assholes? 517 00:24:10,157 --> 00:24:11,617 All right. I... I didn't know... 518 00:24:11,700 --> 00:24:13,786 - Dinesh: Hey, Richard? - We should go. 519 00:24:13,869 --> 00:24:16,538 Blaine: "Opportunities: Urinate on Blaine's grave"? 520 00:24:17,081 --> 00:24:20,084 "Grief threesome with Gina and Blaine's hot mom, question Mark"? 521 00:24:20,167 --> 00:24:21,627 - What the fuck? - I didn't... 522 00:24:21,710 --> 00:24:25,005 - Dinesh: Richard, quickly! - But, I mean, you were being an asshole. 523 00:24:25,547 --> 00:24:26,966 Okay, good luck. 524 00:24:27,299 --> 00:24:28,300 (Erlich laughing) 525 00:24:29,051 --> 00:24:30,469 To his face? 526 00:24:30,552 --> 00:24:32,429 You called him that to his face? 527 00:24:32,513 --> 00:24:34,765 How could you not mention the colostomy bag? 528 00:24:35,057 --> 00:24:38,477 Because it's a very private and personal matter. 529 00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:41,897 - It's not a laughing matter! - But you called him double-asshole first. 530 00:24:41,981 --> 00:24:44,692 - Remember? In college? - Yeah, but not to his face. 531 00:24:44,775 --> 00:24:48,570 Never to his face! Not even I'm that fucking cruel! 532 00:24:48,654 --> 00:24:50,155 But you are! 533 00:24:50,239 --> 00:24:51,532 I'm actually not. 534 00:24:51,615 --> 00:24:55,494 You tore double-asshole a third asshole! 535 00:24:55,661 --> 00:24:56,662 (Laughing) 536 00:24:58,080 --> 00:24:59,540 Triple-a! 537 00:25:01,333 --> 00:25:03,752 - Yeah, that was all my fault somehow? - Erlich: God! 538 00:25:04,336 --> 00:25:05,838 (Erlich continues laughing) 539 00:25:07,423 --> 00:25:09,508 Dinesh: Yeah, that was a big wank. 540 00:25:11,760 --> 00:25:15,431 Since we're already set up for a live stream, might I make a suggestion? 541 00:25:18,017 --> 00:25:19,018 Wow. 542 00:25:19,810 --> 00:25:21,812 It looks even better than I thought it would. 543 00:25:24,148 --> 00:25:25,733 Dinesh: Is that a still image? 544 00:25:25,816 --> 00:25:27,026 It's not frozen, is it? 545 00:25:27,109 --> 00:25:29,486 No, it's live. It's just not moving very much 546 00:25:29,570 --> 00:25:31,363 because it's a fucking egg. 547 00:25:31,780 --> 00:25:34,324 But think of the wonderful things going on inside that egg. 548 00:25:34,408 --> 00:25:37,494 The resolution in your imagination is infinite. 549 00:25:37,578 --> 00:25:39,830 Oh, hey, we're up to 17 views. 550 00:25:39,913 --> 00:25:43,792 Okay, well, this isn't the PR coup that we'd envisioned, 551 00:25:43,876 --> 00:25:46,628 but nucleus fucked up way worse. 552 00:25:47,337 --> 00:25:50,577 At least we can go back to work knowing that we're the only middle-out compression 553 00:25:50,632 --> 00:25:51,842 that actually functions. 554 00:25:51,925 --> 00:25:53,886 New Zealand sauvignon blanc? 555 00:25:53,969 --> 00:25:56,513 Steel-aged, drinks great during the day. 556 00:25:56,597 --> 00:25:58,199 I can move, so you guys can stand next to each other. 557 00:25:58,223 --> 00:25:59,349 - Jared, no. - God, dude, no. 558 00:25:59,433 --> 00:26:01,185 - (Cell phone vibrating) - Monica: Come on. 559 00:26:01,268 --> 00:26:03,395 - Russ, hey. - Good job, my man! 560 00:26:03,479 --> 00:26:04,831 Fucking live stream looks amazing! 561 00:26:04,855 --> 00:26:07,649 - It does? - Yeah, homicide must be stoked! 562 00:26:07,733 --> 00:26:10,110 - Homicide? What? - I love the new name. It's kick-ass. 563 00:26:10,194 --> 00:26:12,255 I always thought pied Piper was kind of a limp-dick name. 564 00:26:12,279 --> 00:26:13,363 Endframe is way cooler. 565 00:26:13,447 --> 00:26:14,990 Endframe? What? 566 00:26:17,076 --> 00:26:20,329 Announcer: Three, two, one! Yeah! 567 00:26:21,663 --> 00:26:24,708 - He made it. Farewell, sweet Gina. - (Crowd cheering) 568 00:26:25,250 --> 00:26:27,169 "Powered by endframe." 569 00:26:27,252 --> 00:26:29,088 Who the fuck is endframe? 570 00:26:29,171 --> 00:26:31,715 Why is their fucking logo on this live stream? 571 00:26:31,799 --> 00:26:32,841 Endframe isn't you guys? 572 00:26:32,925 --> 00:26:36,553 Oh, fuck! Endframe is those guys that brain-raped us at branscomb ventures. 573 00:26:36,678 --> 00:26:38,597 "Endframe is a compression company 574 00:26:38,680 --> 00:26:41,683 "specializing in middle-out compression technology." 575 00:26:42,226 --> 00:26:44,645 Those pricks! They stole my algorithm! 576 00:26:44,728 --> 00:26:47,439 I know guys at the FBI we could call. Were you fucking hacked? 577 00:26:50,025 --> 00:26:51,443 Actually, no. 578 00:26:51,527 --> 00:26:52,767 Well, how did they get it then? 579 00:26:52,820 --> 00:26:55,280 - I'm sorry? - How did they get it then, Richard? 580 00:26:55,364 --> 00:26:56,508 Richard: How did they get it? 581 00:26:56,532 --> 00:26:59,910 Well, we... we kind of found ourselves in their conference room, 582 00:26:59,993 --> 00:27:04,498 and accidentally sketched out our key components 583 00:27:04,581 --> 00:27:07,292 to our algorithm's data model on their whiteboards. 584 00:27:07,376 --> 00:27:08,836 (Chuckles nervously) 585 00:27:08,919 --> 00:27:10,599 - Russ: You fucking... - (Line disconnects) 586 00:27:10,879 --> 00:27:12,131 Russ? 587 00:27:13,924 --> 00:27:15,384 He hung up. 588 00:27:15,884 --> 00:27:18,720 I'd file this one under "weakness," Jared.