1 00:00:13,041 --> 00:00:16,125 (HBO THEME PLAYS) 2 00:00:22,750 --> 00:00:23,875 (CLEARS THROAT) 3 00:00:25,041 --> 00:00:27,166 Should I look at the... (GRUNTS) camera or you? 4 00:00:27,250 --> 00:00:29,417 INTERVIEWER: You can just talk to me. Can you introduce yourself? 5 00:00:29,500 --> 00:00:31,125 Sure. Yeah, um... 6 00:00:31,542 --> 00:00:34,667 Uh, my name is Richard Hendricks and I'm the-- 7 00:00:35,208 --> 00:00:36,709 My name is Richard Hendricks, and-- 8 00:00:36,792 --> 00:00:38,417 -INTERVIEWER: Just... -My name is Richard Hendricks. 9 00:00:38,500 --> 00:00:41,375 I'm, uh, the founder and CEO of Pied Piper. 10 00:00:41,583 --> 00:00:44,333 I think like most people, I first heard about Pied Piper 11 00:00:44,417 --> 00:00:45,667 at TechCrunch Disrupt. 12 00:00:45,875 --> 00:00:47,291 Middle-out was a game changer. 13 00:00:47,458 --> 00:00:50,375 ANNOUNCER: The winner of this year is Pied Piper. 14 00:00:50,458 --> 00:00:53,208 What you have to understand is, conventional compression 15 00:00:53,291 --> 00:00:55,208 was like rubbing two sticks together. 16 00:00:55,458 --> 00:00:57,750 And along comes Pied Piper out of nowhere 17 00:00:57,834 --> 00:00:58,917 with a fricking blowtorch. 18 00:00:59,125 --> 00:01:01,583 It seemed like they really had their act together. 19 00:01:02,250 --> 00:01:04,250 I thought about acquiring them, 20 00:01:04,333 --> 00:01:06,458 uh, but I guess I got distracted. 21 00:01:06,792 --> 00:01:09,166 INTERVIEWER: So, when did you first hear about Pied Piper? 22 00:01:09,417 --> 00:01:11,458 You mean when did I hear someone had first stolen 23 00:01:11,542 --> 00:01:12,625 my Nucleus project? 24 00:01:12,959 --> 00:01:17,041 Well we had really just started, um, a few months earlier. 25 00:01:17,125 --> 00:01:19,917 And, like a bunch of other Silicon Valley companies, 26 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:22,375 we were just working out of a garage. 27 00:01:22,667 --> 00:01:23,750 Or a house... 28 00:01:24,667 --> 00:01:26,667 -INTERVIEWER: Nice place? -No. 29 00:01:27,041 --> 00:01:29,166 Those early days of Pied Piper... 30 00:01:30,333 --> 00:01:31,667 kinda sucked. (SIGHS) 31 00:01:32,083 --> 00:01:35,375 We had to clean for ourselves. 32 00:01:35,792 --> 00:01:37,083 It was like a shit hole. 33 00:01:37,333 --> 00:01:38,542 But there was so much shit in it, 34 00:01:38,625 --> 00:01:40,000 it was filled all the way up. 35 00:01:40,458 --> 00:01:42,500 So, it was like level with the ground. 36 00:01:42,709 --> 00:01:44,750 If that's true, there was a little meniscus... 37 00:01:45,375 --> 00:01:49,125 in the shit, and that's where... our dreams lived. 38 00:01:49,500 --> 00:01:51,417 One of my favorite things is to just be napping, 39 00:01:51,500 --> 00:01:53,542 and then to wake up and have people around. 40 00:01:54,125 --> 00:01:55,250 And that used to happen all the time 41 00:01:55,542 --> 00:01:58,041 when I was homeless, but... (INHALES) this was like that, 42 00:01:58,458 --> 00:01:59,750 but with shelter. 43 00:01:59,834 --> 00:02:02,417 I think they all abided by the same rule 44 00:02:02,500 --> 00:02:04,667 to like shower every other day. 45 00:02:05,291 --> 00:02:09,166 So, it smelled a lot. Uh, like BO. 46 00:02:09,417 --> 00:02:12,291 And, um, you know, they didn't have money, 47 00:02:12,375 --> 00:02:13,542 so they-- they didn't have a cleaner. 48 00:02:13,875 --> 00:02:15,834 Uh, and Lord knows they weren't going to clean, 49 00:02:15,917 --> 00:02:20,709 so there was, um, you know, a good layer of filth 50 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:22,542 just on the ground. 51 00:02:22,709 --> 00:02:25,250 Not the kind of house you want to take your shoes off in. 52 00:02:25,458 --> 00:02:29,333 Um, and, uh, yeah, just fucking smelled. 53 00:02:29,417 --> 00:02:30,375 Really bad. 54 00:02:30,917 --> 00:02:32,083 It was all right. 55 00:02:34,333 --> 00:02:36,750 Jian-Yang won the house from me in a game of chance. 56 00:02:37,250 --> 00:02:39,792 He told me to pick a number between one and ten. 57 00:02:39,875 --> 00:02:42,291 I picked seven, um, but it was three. 58 00:02:42,792 --> 00:02:45,500 Hmm, you live you learn, now I'll always pick three. 59 00:02:45,583 --> 00:02:47,166 The fucking weird thing about that house, 60 00:02:47,250 --> 00:02:48,917 I never saw any chicks in that house. 61 00:02:49,208 --> 00:02:50,083 Never any. 62 00:02:50,375 --> 00:02:52,959 It was all just a bunch of fucking lame dudes. 63 00:02:53,250 --> 00:02:56,000 They should have been bathing in fucking she-ju... 64 00:02:56,083 --> 00:02:58,250 like she-jizz, she-goo. 65 00:02:58,583 --> 00:03:03,083 Like, fucking, like, you know... like knuckle lube. 66 00:03:03,291 --> 00:03:04,750 INTERVIEWER: There was one guy though, right? 67 00:03:04,959 --> 00:03:08,959 Oh, yeah... Yeah, that guy fucked. 68 00:03:10,917 --> 00:03:13,208 It was Camelot... 69 00:03:13,625 --> 00:03:16,125 It was Narnia. 70 00:03:16,208 --> 00:03:17,667 It was Waco, 71 00:03:17,750 --> 00:03:22,291 and Richard was our dashing, feather-haired David Koresh. 72 00:03:22,750 --> 00:03:26,959 And we were his wives. But we chose to be there. 73 00:03:27,041 --> 00:03:28,542 It was kind of impressive. 74 00:03:28,834 --> 00:03:32,041 How-- how he found different ways to fuck up. 75 00:03:32,125 --> 00:03:35,458 He fucked things up over and over and over. 76 00:03:35,542 --> 00:03:39,166 Yeah, I-- I met Richard at, uh, a talk 77 00:03:39,250 --> 00:03:42,375 that Peter Gregory was giving and he pitched Peter Gregory 78 00:03:42,458 --> 00:03:45,959 a music recognition app that was fucking awful. 79 00:03:46,375 --> 00:03:49,583 Uh, and... it ended up becoming Pied Piper. 80 00:03:50,166 --> 00:03:51,458 So, what the fuck do I know? 81 00:03:51,709 --> 00:03:52,709 (ALARM BUZZES) 82 00:03:52,792 --> 00:03:55,542 When people ask me about Pied Piper, 83 00:03:55,625 --> 00:03:58,166 I always tell them the same thing... 84 00:04:03,500 --> 00:04:05,291 Are there other questions? 85 00:04:05,750 --> 00:04:08,667 Uh, yeah, can you elaborate? 86 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:11,125 Yes. 87 00:04:15,959 --> 00:04:17,000 Will you? 88 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:20,542 Uh... hmm... 89 00:04:24,333 --> 00:04:25,458 INTERVIEWER: So, you worked with Laurie Bream? 90 00:04:25,542 --> 00:04:27,709 -Mm-hmm. -Uh, we spoke to Laurie, 91 00:04:27,792 --> 00:04:30,333 she actually referred to you as her best friend. 92 00:04:30,625 --> 00:04:34,000 (SMACKS LIPS) Laurie Bream said that I was her best friend? 93 00:04:34,083 --> 00:04:35,041 INTERVIEWER: Yeah. 94 00:04:35,500 --> 00:04:36,333 Oh. 95 00:04:36,834 --> 00:04:39,250 (STUTTERS) Fuck, I-- I don't have to like 96 00:04:39,333 --> 00:04:40,709 go visit her now, do I? 97 00:04:41,959 --> 00:04:43,834 We had knocked around for a few years, 98 00:04:44,500 --> 00:04:47,542 trying different iterations of what we wanted to do. 99 00:04:47,834 --> 00:04:51,583 It was at RussFest when things really got crazy for us. 100 00:04:51,667 --> 00:04:56,458 RussFest was the rock-hard cock that jizzed Pied Piper 101 00:04:56,542 --> 00:04:58,458 -onto the world's tits. -(LAUGHS) 102 00:04:58,542 --> 00:04:59,709 DINESH CHUGTAI: It was so much money. 103 00:04:59,917 --> 00:05:02,542 It was so much money that I actually looked into 104 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:05,166 how much money it would take to fill up a swimming pool 105 00:05:05,250 --> 00:05:07,875 so I could swim in money like Scrooge McDuck. 106 00:05:08,917 --> 00:05:10,709 Not as much money as you'd think. 107 00:05:11,083 --> 00:05:12,458 It would have been an all hands-on deck 108 00:05:12,542 --> 00:05:15,041 at Yankee Candle. (CHUCKLES) Because I would've-- 109 00:05:15,834 --> 00:05:17,542 I would've ordered up a storm. 110 00:05:17,750 --> 00:05:20,792 There were a couple Soviet submarines I had my eye on. 111 00:05:20,875 --> 00:05:24,000 To me it wasn't about the money, I just wanted to, you know, 112 00:05:24,333 --> 00:05:25,792 be able to put it in people's faces. 113 00:05:25,875 --> 00:05:27,458 Like I wanted to go home for Thanksgiving 114 00:05:27,542 --> 00:05:28,959 and say to my sister, like, "Oh, cool, 115 00:05:29,041 --> 00:05:30,792 you're the fanciest girl in Mommy and Me? 116 00:05:30,875 --> 00:05:32,750 Well fuck you, I'm a billionaire. 117 00:05:32,959 --> 00:05:34,250 And fuck Daren too." 118 00:05:34,750 --> 00:05:37,083 Such a fucking asshole, that mother fucker. 119 00:05:37,250 --> 00:05:39,375 Yeah... times were good. 120 00:05:42,417 --> 00:05:45,083 They call it PiperNet, and it's coming to your phone. 121 00:05:45,250 --> 00:05:46,875 Tomorrow at noon, the Pied Piper app 122 00:05:46,959 --> 00:05:49,500 will go live on the latest 5G-equipped iOS 123 00:05:49,583 --> 00:05:51,542 and Android phones in ten major cities 124 00:05:51,625 --> 00:05:52,500 across the country. 125 00:05:52,709 --> 00:05:54,709 AT&T says, "If things go as planned, 126 00:05:54,792 --> 00:05:57,291 PiperNet could be on more than a half billion devices 127 00:05:57,375 --> 00:05:58,208 within a year." 128 00:05:58,667 --> 00:06:01,542 And no one is more excited than technology super fans. 129 00:06:01,750 --> 00:06:04,417 -Like the ones behind me... -(CHEERS) 130 00:06:04,834 --> 00:06:07,041 ...who are camping out all night to snag 131 00:06:07,125 --> 00:06:09,959 a limited-edition, Pied Piper-equipped smartphone. 132 00:06:10,041 --> 00:06:12,417 If their enthusiasm is anything to go by, 133 00:06:12,625 --> 00:06:15,250 then a lot more people may soon be lining up 134 00:06:15,333 --> 00:06:17,709 to pay the Piper. (CHUCKLES) 135 00:06:17,792 --> 00:06:20,083 I'm Jim Gitman, KCTW. 136 00:06:21,667 --> 00:06:24,709 -I am Pied Piper. -I am Pied Piper. 137 00:06:24,792 --> 00:06:27,458 -I am Pied Piper. -I am Pied Piper. 138 00:06:27,542 --> 00:06:29,792 I am Pied Piper. 139 00:06:29,875 --> 00:06:31,792 We are Pied Piper! 140 00:06:33,166 --> 00:06:35,125 INTERVIEWER: Day of the launch, half-an-hour to go. 141 00:06:35,458 --> 00:06:37,166 What, uh, what was going through your head? 142 00:06:37,542 --> 00:06:40,834 Yeah, I mean all-- All indications pointed 143 00:06:41,166 --> 00:06:44,458 to... a successful launch. 144 00:06:45,458 --> 00:06:46,875 Sorry do you have-- Do we have water? 145 00:06:47,375 --> 00:06:49,417 JARED DUNN: I mean he was the most relaxed I'd ever seen him. 146 00:06:50,166 --> 00:06:53,667 He had the-- the cool, confident swagger 147 00:06:53,750 --> 00:06:55,834 of a young Montgomery Clift... 148 00:06:56,709 --> 00:06:59,041 with none of the private sexual misery. 149 00:06:59,667 --> 00:07:00,625 Well, maybe a little. 150 00:07:00,917 --> 00:07:03,208 Oh, yeah, I-- I was sure it was gonna work 151 00:07:03,291 --> 00:07:04,458 right from the beginning. 152 00:07:05,458 --> 00:07:08,875 It-- pretty sure. Most of the time. 153 00:07:09,500 --> 00:07:11,166 We were all pretty nervous. 154 00:07:12,208 --> 00:07:14,917 Especially Dinesh. He shat his pants. 155 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:17,917 I chose to not be there because to me, 156 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:22,417 I never did this for the fame or the adulation, you know. 157 00:07:22,500 --> 00:07:24,250 To me, it's always been about the work. 158 00:07:24,333 --> 00:07:26,000 God, to be around me during that time. 159 00:07:26,083 --> 00:07:27,500 I must have been so annoying. 160 00:07:27,834 --> 00:07:31,500 I was just walking around chest bumping any bro I could... 161 00:07:32,250 --> 00:07:33,333 get my chest against. 162 00:07:33,625 --> 00:07:35,834 INTERVIEWER: So, uh, what do you remember about the launch? 163 00:07:36,083 --> 00:07:40,417 (CLICKS TONGUE) Um, there were some dogs... 164 00:07:41,041 --> 00:07:44,041 that did some tricks, and a sports guy. 165 00:07:44,458 --> 00:07:47,542 Would you say that Pied Piper is your MVP? 166 00:07:47,875 --> 00:07:50,959 Most valuable phone? Yeah, I would. 167 00:07:51,041 --> 00:07:53,625 -(CHEERING) -He was tall, um... 168 00:07:54,166 --> 00:07:55,917 Can't remember what sport he played. 169 00:07:57,208 --> 00:07:59,875 But... nice guy. 170 00:08:00,208 --> 00:08:01,625 Uh, yeah, I was just... 171 00:08:01,709 --> 00:08:04,750 trying to do everything I could not to screw it up. 172 00:08:07,792 --> 00:08:08,709 (GULPS) 173 00:08:09,083 --> 00:08:11,250 REPORTER: In a fairy tale turned nightmare come to life, 174 00:08:11,333 --> 00:08:14,125 thousands of rats streamed onto the streets 175 00:08:14,208 --> 00:08:15,333 of San Francisco today. 176 00:08:15,417 --> 00:08:17,792 Pied Piper's phones broadcasting intense, 177 00:08:17,875 --> 00:08:19,208 ultrasonic sounds. 178 00:08:19,291 --> 00:08:21,000 REPORTER 2: News spin, we have a rat problem. 179 00:08:21,083 --> 00:08:23,834 The streets of Seattle became the streets of Sea-rattle. 180 00:08:24,166 --> 00:08:25,792 And everyone was sleepless. 181 00:08:25,875 --> 00:08:27,834 Giants fans going home happy today 182 00:08:27,917 --> 00:08:31,041 as the Cubs go down swinging to the-- Holy shit. 183 00:08:31,125 --> 00:08:33,083 They're calling it Rat-mageddon. 184 00:08:33,166 --> 00:08:34,000 Yeah. 185 00:08:34,208 --> 00:08:35,917 Except in New York, where they're calling it 186 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:38,917 -Wednesday. -(LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE) 187 00:08:39,250 --> 00:08:40,917 (CHEERING) 188 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:43,125 They literally became the Pied Piper, I mean, 189 00:08:43,208 --> 00:08:44,458 you can't make that up. 190 00:08:44,542 --> 00:08:46,291 What you have to understand is... 191 00:08:46,834 --> 00:08:47,834 rats. 192 00:08:47,917 --> 00:08:49,333 I thought I might have to start a-- 193 00:08:49,417 --> 00:08:51,500 a new division in my foundation 194 00:08:51,750 --> 00:08:54,500 to deal with the wave of rat-born disease. 195 00:08:54,583 --> 00:08:57,250 When you think about a lot of the failures in tech, 196 00:08:57,458 --> 00:09:00,583 Pets.com, Theranos, WeWork... 197 00:09:00,875 --> 00:09:03,583 Pied Piper really is right at the top of that list. 198 00:09:03,667 --> 00:09:07,500 Pied Piper is just a millstone around AT&T's neck! 199 00:09:07,583 --> 00:09:10,000 I say dump it, dump it now! 200 00:09:10,083 --> 00:09:13,291 I lost so much fucking money with those guys. 201 00:09:13,375 --> 00:09:16,917 I got rat fucked. That's a pun. 202 00:09:17,500 --> 00:09:18,583 I made it all back though, 203 00:09:18,667 --> 00:09:20,834 sweet investment in the hair transplant sector. 204 00:09:23,458 --> 00:09:24,375 What? 205 00:09:24,875 --> 00:09:28,583 Rats, uh yes, we have some of them here. 206 00:09:29,291 --> 00:09:30,500 Figuratively. 207 00:09:31,500 --> 00:09:33,291 They are dealt with. 208 00:09:34,709 --> 00:09:36,000 Here's the thing about rats. 209 00:09:36,750 --> 00:09:40,125 Nobody likes them. Literally no one likes rats. 210 00:09:40,417 --> 00:09:43,125 I actually prefer rats to humans if I had the choice. 211 00:09:43,291 --> 00:09:45,083 I had a pet rat when I was a little kid. 212 00:09:45,166 --> 00:09:46,583 I saw all the fucking rats, I was like, 213 00:09:46,667 --> 00:09:47,667 "Rat-up, bitches." 214 00:09:48,083 --> 00:09:49,792 All these fucking chicks screaming... 215 00:09:49,875 --> 00:09:50,917 I got laid that night. 216 00:09:51,166 --> 00:09:52,583 Rats are wonderful creatures. 217 00:09:52,667 --> 00:09:55,125 We used them in many experiments in the early days of Hooli. 218 00:09:55,333 --> 00:09:57,333 Turns out they can withstand... 219 00:09:58,000 --> 00:10:01,291 massive amounts of radiation with minimal damage. 220 00:10:01,750 --> 00:10:03,291 I mean, they live in a lab. 221 00:10:03,709 --> 00:10:07,333 What do they need whiskers and tails for anyway? 222 00:10:07,500 --> 00:10:09,458 They were out for cheese and wires. 223 00:10:09,750 --> 00:10:11,125 They chewed through copper. 224 00:10:11,208 --> 00:10:13,125 They chewed through one woman's hand. 225 00:10:15,458 --> 00:10:17,166 She should've moved though, I think, 226 00:10:17,250 --> 00:10:18,542 I don't want to victim blame. 227 00:10:18,625 --> 00:10:21,583 Do you know how they ended up getting rid of the rats? 228 00:10:21,667 --> 00:10:23,208 INTERVIEWER: I think they just ran away. 229 00:10:23,834 --> 00:10:24,583 Where? 230 00:10:25,250 --> 00:10:28,959 And so, effective immediately, I am shutting down Pied Piper, 231 00:10:29,291 --> 00:10:30,792 deleting its code repositories 232 00:10:30,875 --> 00:10:33,375 and liquidating its remaining assets. 233 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:36,500 All right, that's our statement. 234 00:10:36,583 --> 00:10:38,291 We will not be taking any further ques-- 235 00:10:38,375 --> 00:10:40,875 And can I just say that I am just... 236 00:10:41,542 --> 00:10:43,875 truly, deeply sorry. 237 00:10:44,375 --> 00:10:46,959 Uh, this should never have been built. 238 00:10:47,333 --> 00:10:51,166 It is technically flawed to its very core. 239 00:10:53,041 --> 00:10:57,208 And we should all remember that... forevermore. 240 00:10:58,875 --> 00:10:59,917 Sorry. 241 00:11:01,291 --> 00:11:03,583 (REPORTERS CHATTERING) 242 00:11:03,875 --> 00:11:05,959 Obviously, Mr. Hendricks doesn't mean that 243 00:11:06,041 --> 00:11:08,542 in any legally binding or actionable way. 244 00:11:08,625 --> 00:11:10,583 -Get a life, guys. -(CHATTERING CONTINUES) 245 00:11:12,041 --> 00:11:13,041 It's weird. 246 00:11:13,291 --> 00:11:16,875 It really seemed like Pied Piper was going to work. 247 00:11:19,333 --> 00:11:21,083 Something doesn't add up. 248 00:11:21,834 --> 00:11:27,250 Heartbreaking doesn't even begin to describe how all of us felt 249 00:11:27,333 --> 00:11:29,458 about the failure of Pied Piper. 250 00:11:29,542 --> 00:11:32,125 Oh, my God, oh, my God. 251 00:11:33,166 --> 00:11:35,125 (GASPS) Oh, my God. 252 00:11:36,083 --> 00:11:38,917 All of us... shocked. 253 00:11:39,542 --> 00:11:40,959 Failure is terrible. 254 00:11:41,667 --> 00:11:45,000 Unlike Dinesh, I'm not accustomed to it. 255 00:11:45,417 --> 00:11:47,792 But I do want to clarify that I wasn't there 256 00:11:47,875 --> 00:11:49,500 at the launch, so... 257 00:11:50,458 --> 00:11:54,041 the failure of Pied Piper wasn't really my fault. 258 00:11:54,125 --> 00:11:55,875 INTERVIEWER: What, uh, kind of advice would you give 259 00:11:55,959 --> 00:11:58,375 to somebody experiencing a massive public failure? 260 00:11:58,458 --> 00:12:01,625 (CHUCKLES) Well I-- I've never failed. 261 00:12:02,500 --> 00:12:06,000 So... I have many advice for winners. 262 00:12:06,834 --> 00:12:11,792 Um, you know my-- my career has been a trajectory 263 00:12:12,250 --> 00:12:13,792 of succeeding upwards... 264 00:12:14,834 --> 00:12:16,458 until I tired of being at the top. 265 00:12:17,125 --> 00:12:21,208 Well I was... pretty embarrassed, so, I, uh... 266 00:12:21,417 --> 00:12:24,542 I laid low for a little bit. Uh, I traveled. 267 00:12:24,625 --> 00:12:26,041 Richard and I went on a world tour 268 00:12:26,125 --> 00:12:27,291 to eat, pray, love. 269 00:12:27,375 --> 00:12:30,542 Actually, I met, uh, Jared, in-- in Zurich. 270 00:12:30,625 --> 00:12:33,208 We went to Zurich, we went to Amsterdam, 271 00:12:33,291 --> 00:12:34,458 we went to Copenhagen. 272 00:12:34,542 --> 00:12:38,750 I saw him again in, uh, Madrid. 273 00:12:38,834 --> 00:12:40,583 Richard and I went to a flamenco show. 274 00:12:40,667 --> 00:12:43,583 I begged him to try it because I just felt that 275 00:12:43,667 --> 00:12:46,166 it would unlock his body. But, um... 276 00:12:47,166 --> 00:12:48,500 He said he wanted to stay locked. 277 00:12:48,583 --> 00:12:51,875 Did not expect to see him in Thailand, but, 278 00:12:52,375 --> 00:12:55,083 uh, then, since he was there, we did, uh, 279 00:12:55,166 --> 00:12:56,834 our little Southeast Asia tour. 280 00:12:56,917 --> 00:12:58,417 I felt like we were Tegan and Sara 281 00:12:58,500 --> 00:12:59,583 on the road together. 282 00:12:59,667 --> 00:13:02,333 And, lo and behold, he was on the return flight. 283 00:13:02,583 --> 00:13:04,083 It was the trip of a lifetime. 284 00:13:04,333 --> 00:13:07,250 I went to Tibet, actually, to try and find Erlich. 285 00:13:07,333 --> 00:13:09,333 But, uh, he was gone. 286 00:13:10,291 --> 00:13:12,542 And then I came back, 287 00:13:12,834 --> 00:13:16,208 but no one really wanted to hire the guy behind Pied Piper. 288 00:13:16,583 --> 00:13:21,375 Uh, however, my best friend did hire me. 289 00:13:22,291 --> 00:13:24,709 And, now I am the... 290 00:13:25,041 --> 00:13:28,417 Gavin Belson Professor of, uh, 291 00:13:28,500 --> 00:13:30,875 Ethics in Technology at Stanford University. 292 00:13:31,750 --> 00:13:35,375 This is all the great people I work with. 293 00:13:37,041 --> 00:13:38,291 Stanford hat. 294 00:13:38,834 --> 00:13:41,208 This was when Russ Hanneman really thought we should have... 295 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:43,458 schwag, schwag. 296 00:13:43,542 --> 00:13:44,500 The schwag. 297 00:13:44,583 --> 00:13:45,667 A mug. 298 00:13:46,083 --> 00:13:47,750 (PAPER RUSTLING) 299 00:13:50,542 --> 00:13:53,250 This is the patent... 300 00:13:55,291 --> 00:13:58,125 Pied Piper had, middle-out. 301 00:13:59,208 --> 00:14:00,250 May I be honest? 302 00:14:00,917 --> 00:14:03,792 There was a period of my life in which 303 00:14:03,875 --> 00:14:05,542 I would have rooted for the failure 304 00:14:05,625 --> 00:14:06,917 of Richard Hendricks. 305 00:14:07,792 --> 00:14:09,083 But that was a different Gavin Belson. 306 00:14:09,166 --> 00:14:11,458 That was tech icon Gavin Belson. 307 00:14:11,542 --> 00:14:13,792 Not literary icon Gavin Belson. 308 00:14:14,083 --> 00:14:15,000 Since leaving Hooli, 309 00:14:15,208 --> 00:14:18,500 I've co-authored 37 adult romance novels. 310 00:14:18,834 --> 00:14:20,959 Fondly Margeaux. The Lighthouse Dancer. 311 00:14:21,041 --> 00:14:22,625 Cold Ice Cream and Hot Kisses. 312 00:14:22,709 --> 00:14:24,959 Over here, The Prince of Puget Sound. 313 00:14:25,041 --> 00:14:27,000 Uh, and lastly, His Hazel Glance. 314 00:14:27,083 --> 00:14:28,792 All international bestsellers. 315 00:14:28,875 --> 00:14:31,583 Uh, G-- Gavin. Moment, please. 316 00:14:33,083 --> 00:14:36,959 (SIGHS) I'm so sorry. A moment. 317 00:14:39,542 --> 00:14:42,834 -The fuck is your problem?! -You said this would be an hour. 318 00:14:42,917 --> 00:14:44,583 GAVIN BELSON: Well, we're just running a little over. 319 00:14:44,667 --> 00:14:47,166 MAN: Yeah, with the-- with the lights and the machines 320 00:14:47,250 --> 00:14:50,417 and the sound equipment, how is this ever gonna be an hour?! 321 00:14:50,500 --> 00:14:51,917 GAVIN: You're acting hysterically, all right? 322 00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:54,208 We'll have plenty of time to write this afternoon. 323 00:14:54,291 --> 00:14:55,625 MAN: Yeah, you know what? You know what? 324 00:14:56,166 --> 00:14:58,458 Do your... your little interview. 325 00:14:58,625 --> 00:14:59,792 I'll just write the book myself. 326 00:14:59,875 --> 00:15:01,667 GAVIN: If you could, you would. But you can't. 327 00:15:01,750 --> 00:15:03,667 You're stuck with me, and I'm stuck with you. 328 00:15:03,750 --> 00:15:05,125 MAN: Whoa, whoa, whoa! 329 00:15:05,625 --> 00:15:07,875 That's what Slorian says to Claudette 330 00:15:07,959 --> 00:15:09,625 outside the cheese cave. 331 00:15:09,959 --> 00:15:10,792 GAVIN: I forgot! 332 00:15:11,083 --> 00:15:12,291 -That's our third act! -MAN: Third act! Yes! 333 00:15:12,583 --> 00:15:14,291 -Okay, go put the kettle on. -MAN: Yeah, I'll put the kettle. 334 00:15:14,834 --> 00:15:16,875 I'm terribly sorry, I'm gonna have to cut this short. 335 00:15:16,959 --> 00:15:18,333 Thank you for coming. 336 00:15:20,750 --> 00:15:22,291 Ah, yes, there has been one 337 00:15:22,500 --> 00:15:24,542 obvious change in my life since then. 338 00:15:25,625 --> 00:15:26,667 I have a niece. 339 00:15:28,834 --> 00:15:29,875 Hmm. 340 00:15:31,458 --> 00:15:33,917 BIG HEAD: My name is, uh, Nelson Bighetti, 341 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:36,542 and I'm the president of Stamford... 342 00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:39,875 Stanford. 343 00:15:40,125 --> 00:15:42,375 At first, it was really hard to find my office 344 00:15:42,458 --> 00:15:44,166 'cause it's on the second floor, 345 00:15:44,458 --> 00:15:47,917 but I think I have it down now. You just go upstairs. 346 00:15:48,709 --> 00:15:52,250 You graduates have a lot of responsibility 347 00:15:52,709 --> 00:15:56,542 finishing the important work of movements such as 348 00:15:57,583 --> 00:16:01,792 pound met double zero and Title ix. 349 00:16:02,375 --> 00:16:04,625 But I feel sure we are in good hands, 350 00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:11,166 for as our motto states, "Die-live-der-frite-wet. 351 00:16:12,333 --> 00:16:15,291 Freedom blows." Wait, that can't be right. 352 00:16:15,500 --> 00:16:16,667 INTERVIEWER: Remember that? 353 00:16:17,875 --> 00:16:21,208 "Uowis". Oh wait, hang on. 354 00:16:21,792 --> 00:16:25,417 Oh, Simon. Yeah, I used to play this. 355 00:16:25,875 --> 00:16:26,917 Let's see. 356 00:16:27,834 --> 00:16:30,875 -(MACHINE BUZZES) -Ah, damn. A little rusty. 357 00:16:31,166 --> 00:16:34,083 INTERVIEWER: So, I think I know, but why did they call you Big Head? 358 00:16:34,291 --> 00:16:37,083 Oh yeah, just, you know, boys being boys 359 00:16:37,166 --> 00:16:40,083 and making fun of my... my big ol' dome. 360 00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:44,417 INTERVIEWER: It's not because your last name is "Bighetti"? 361 00:16:52,250 --> 00:16:55,250 I'm the co-founder of Newell Road's Strategic Technologies, 362 00:16:55,333 --> 00:16:58,166 one of the largest cyber-security firms in the Bay Area. 363 00:16:58,750 --> 00:17:03,417 I am the co-founder of Newell Road's Strategic Technologies, 364 00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:07,041 -one of the largest cyber-security... -I literally just said that. 365 00:17:08,125 --> 00:17:09,375 -...firms... -I just said that. 366 00:17:09,458 --> 00:17:11,625 -You heard me say that. -...in the Bay Area. 367 00:17:12,041 --> 00:17:13,834 Things are better when I say them. 368 00:17:14,291 --> 00:17:16,667 Plus, they're definitely going to edit you out. 369 00:17:16,750 --> 00:17:18,375 They're not gonna use it. Why would they use it? 370 00:17:18,458 --> 00:17:19,458 That has nothing to do with this. 371 00:17:19,875 --> 00:17:21,834 Why don't tell 'em how you bought the house next to mine 372 00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:24,041 because you love me so much? 373 00:17:24,125 --> 00:17:26,500 Okay. Fuck you. 374 00:17:26,959 --> 00:17:28,250 How's it going, guys? 375 00:17:29,667 --> 00:17:31,166 Meeting time. 376 00:17:31,542 --> 00:17:33,792 -We have a meeting. -DINESH: Mandatory. 377 00:17:34,375 --> 00:17:38,417 What do I do now? I, uh, I work for a nonprofit in D.C. 378 00:17:38,625 --> 00:17:43,333 It's a-- It's a think tank and-- and we just think about stuff. 379 00:17:44,291 --> 00:17:45,542 INTERVIEWER: So, the NSA? 380 00:17:46,125 --> 00:17:51,333 (LAUGHS) The NSA? No, no, no. Farthest thing from the NSA. 381 00:17:53,041 --> 00:17:55,458 God. NSA, that's... 382 00:17:55,917 --> 00:17:57,500 that's a really weird question to ask. 383 00:17:57,959 --> 00:18:00,792 You're not-- You're not gonna use this, are you? 384 00:18:01,750 --> 00:18:05,041 -INTERVIEWER: Maybe. -Wh-- You can't u-- 385 00:18:05,583 --> 00:18:07,709 You can't have people smoking in movies, so... 386 00:18:08,458 --> 00:18:09,792 Okay, JELL-O. 387 00:18:10,667 --> 00:18:11,917 The old staple. 388 00:18:12,667 --> 00:18:14,959 I'm afraid we don't have kosher shrimp. Are-- 389 00:18:15,333 --> 00:18:16,500 Are you sure that even exists? 390 00:18:16,959 --> 00:18:19,959 Guys, later, we're gonna have a Joni Mitchell singalong. 391 00:18:20,333 --> 00:18:21,625 In the rec room. 392 00:18:22,542 --> 00:18:24,250 I love working with the elderly. 393 00:18:24,333 --> 00:18:25,125 One, two... 394 00:18:25,500 --> 00:18:27,417 It's like I get to have a bunch of parents, 395 00:18:27,709 --> 00:18:29,208 and also be their parent. 396 00:18:29,458 --> 00:18:30,333 MARTIN: Let's go. 397 00:18:30,667 --> 00:18:32,041 Hey, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Martin, Martin. 398 00:18:32,125 --> 00:18:33,625 She only has eyes for you. 399 00:18:33,709 --> 00:18:35,792 We were dancing as girlfriends. That's it. 400 00:18:35,875 --> 00:18:38,583 Except for Mr. O'Keefe, who thinks I'm his late wife. 401 00:18:38,834 --> 00:18:40,458 But, that's fine, too. 402 00:18:40,834 --> 00:18:43,917 This fall, we actually had a herpes epidemic 403 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:46,291 among the residents, which is bad medically, 404 00:18:46,375 --> 00:18:50,208 but from another perspective, it's kind of touching. 405 00:18:50,709 --> 00:18:53,250 Okay, we're on our way to the hostel. 406 00:18:54,709 --> 00:18:55,750 (SIGHS) 407 00:18:56,709 --> 00:18:59,250 God, I haven't been there in such a long time. 408 00:19:00,625 --> 00:19:01,709 It was just an... 409 00:19:02,583 --> 00:19:05,041 It was an incredible time of my life, you know, uh... 410 00:19:05,875 --> 00:19:07,583 I never really thought that I would have 411 00:19:07,667 --> 00:19:09,208 a group of male friends. 412 00:19:09,917 --> 00:19:13,000 You know, men just seem kind of mean and hard, but... 413 00:19:14,083 --> 00:19:17,917 you know, these guys were just sweet and soft as rotten fruit. 414 00:19:18,667 --> 00:19:19,583 You got your book? 415 00:19:19,875 --> 00:19:25,417 Prince of Puget Sound? (LAUGHS) Oh, Judy! (CHUCKLES) 416 00:19:25,917 --> 00:19:28,083 ♪ (TRANQUIL MUSIC PLAYS) ♪ 417 00:19:28,417 --> 00:19:29,458 Hey, man. 418 00:19:30,125 --> 00:19:32,083 -Hey, man. -(CHUCKLES) 419 00:19:33,208 --> 00:19:34,208 You okay? 420 00:19:35,875 --> 00:19:36,959 -Yeah. -(CHUCKLES) 421 00:19:37,041 --> 00:19:38,542 I haven't seen you in forever. 422 00:19:38,917 --> 00:19:40,083 I saw you last weekend. 423 00:19:40,166 --> 00:19:41,333 -MONICA HALL: Hi. -DUNN: Hey. 424 00:19:41,417 --> 00:19:42,792 (CHUCKLES) You look great! 425 00:19:44,583 --> 00:19:47,333 Is that... Is that a woman's scent? 426 00:19:47,583 --> 00:19:49,125 No, it's unisex. 427 00:19:50,834 --> 00:19:53,083 -Big Head? -Hey, Nelson. 428 00:19:56,417 --> 00:19:58,250 I work a lot with people who have dementia 429 00:19:58,500 --> 00:19:59,625 and I just want you to know 430 00:19:59,709 --> 00:20:01,667 it doesn't have to be a horror show. 431 00:20:01,750 --> 00:20:02,792 Oh, cool. 432 00:20:03,041 --> 00:20:04,291 Well, hey. We're all here. 433 00:20:04,667 --> 00:20:06,917 -BERTRAM GILFOYLE: Let's go. -Let's go see Jian-Yang. 434 00:20:08,583 --> 00:20:11,000 -(RICHARD GRUNTS) Fine. -You okay? Richard?! 435 00:20:11,458 --> 00:20:12,500 (KNOCKS) 436 00:20:14,667 --> 00:20:16,500 Uh... (CLEARS THROAT) Hi, there. Is, uh... 437 00:20:16,583 --> 00:20:19,375 Is Jian-Yang here? Does he live here? 438 00:20:19,458 --> 00:20:21,458 We're-- We're old-- Old friends of his. 439 00:20:21,959 --> 00:20:23,291 No, I'm sorry. 440 00:20:23,375 --> 00:20:26,458 I bought the house years ago from his estate. 441 00:20:27,125 --> 00:20:28,166 MONICA: Estate? 442 00:20:29,458 --> 00:20:31,083 I'm sorry to be the one to tell you this, 443 00:20:31,166 --> 00:20:32,959 but Jian-Yang's dead. 444 00:20:38,083 --> 00:20:41,083 Uh... Okay, so he's dead. What do we do? 445 00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:48,917 It's different. But also, the same. 446 00:20:49,750 --> 00:20:50,792 Hey, Gilfoyle. 447 00:20:51,792 --> 00:20:54,667 That's your horrible corner. It looks much better now. 448 00:20:54,959 --> 00:20:57,625 Changed a little bit. Fixed my hole. 449 00:20:59,542 --> 00:21:01,417 -(MIMICS CRASH) -(LAUGHS) Don't do it again. 450 00:21:01,500 --> 00:21:04,250 No, I wouldn't. Obviously. It was emotionally charged. 451 00:21:04,667 --> 00:21:05,875 Look at the drapes. 452 00:21:08,834 --> 00:21:10,375 That's a playful linen. 453 00:21:11,834 --> 00:21:12,917 -Hi. -STUDENT: Hey. 454 00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:15,500 I used to live here. Back when I was poor. 455 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:17,667 -Cool. -No offense. 456 00:21:18,709 --> 00:21:20,041 None taken, I guess. 457 00:21:22,083 --> 00:21:24,125 -President Bighetti? -Whoa. 458 00:21:24,375 --> 00:21:26,959 -How did you know my name? -I go to Stanford. 459 00:21:27,166 --> 00:21:28,875 Oh, no way, I work at Stanford. 460 00:21:28,959 --> 00:21:31,166 -I'm the president. -Yeah, I know. 461 00:21:31,834 --> 00:21:33,208 What are you doing here? 462 00:21:33,542 --> 00:21:36,375 Um, I don't know. I think 'cause Jian-Yang died. 463 00:21:36,709 --> 00:21:38,083 -I'm not sure. -Who's that? 464 00:21:38,166 --> 00:21:39,208 Okay. 465 00:21:40,208 --> 00:21:42,875 -My bedroom. Yeah. -Ah, yes. 466 00:21:43,542 --> 00:21:44,834 Didn't you, uh... 467 00:21:45,625 --> 00:21:46,959 used to wet the bed? 468 00:21:47,333 --> 00:21:50,041 Sweating. Sweating. Stress sweats. 469 00:21:50,959 --> 00:21:53,125 You can get so stressed, you sweat at night. 470 00:21:53,208 --> 00:21:57,000 And sometimes, you can... sweat on your crotch. 471 00:21:57,750 --> 00:21:59,667 So weird, we're all back here. 472 00:22:00,333 --> 00:22:01,542 Except for Jian-Yang. 473 00:22:01,875 --> 00:22:04,417 -Because he's dead. -And Erlich. 474 00:22:04,834 --> 00:22:06,041 Has anyone talked to Erlich? 475 00:22:06,542 --> 00:22:09,041 Nope. No. But wherever he is, 476 00:22:09,125 --> 00:22:10,959 I hope he hasn't blown through all that money. 477 00:22:11,291 --> 00:22:12,709 He definitely has. 478 00:22:13,625 --> 00:22:15,375 Yeah. I'm sure he has. 479 00:22:21,959 --> 00:22:23,875 INTERVIEWER: We're looking for Erlich Bachman. 480 00:22:23,959 --> 00:22:26,333 In the other village, they said that he was here. 481 00:22:26,417 --> 00:22:27,667 Is Erlich Bachman here? 482 00:22:27,750 --> 00:22:30,959 -(SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE) -He's here? He's that way? 483 00:22:35,750 --> 00:22:37,500 -It's up here? -(SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE) 484 00:22:37,583 --> 00:22:38,542 Erlich Bachman. 485 00:22:42,583 --> 00:22:44,500 So this is Erlich Bachman's house? 486 00:22:44,583 --> 00:22:46,583 -Erlich Bachman. -Fantastic. 487 00:22:52,959 --> 00:22:55,083 We're just here to see Erlich Bachman. 488 00:22:57,709 --> 00:22:58,667 Hello. 489 00:22:58,959 --> 00:23:01,333 ♪ (MUSIC PLAYS FAINTLY) ♪ 490 00:23:03,709 --> 00:23:04,792 Hello? 491 00:23:05,625 --> 00:23:07,125 ♪ (MUSIC STOPS) ♪ 492 00:23:08,417 --> 00:23:11,291 Whoa, whoa. Easy. Easy. We're friends. 493 00:23:12,458 --> 00:23:15,083 Are you Erlich Bachman? 494 00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:21,083 JIAN-YANG: Yes, I'm Eric Bachman. 495 00:23:21,583 --> 00:23:22,917 I can show you ID. 496 00:23:24,291 --> 00:23:29,041 That's my face. I was fat. But now, I'm not fat. 497 00:23:29,709 --> 00:23:32,458 INTERVIEWER: I'm sorry, this is supposed to be you? 498 00:23:34,166 --> 00:23:38,792 Yes, my hacker hostel was very unsuccessful. 499 00:23:39,333 --> 00:23:42,000 But, uh, Richard was okay. 500 00:23:42,333 --> 00:23:46,417 And my favorite, smartest... person was Jian-Yang. 501 00:23:46,667 --> 00:23:49,500 INTERVIEWER: Do you plan on coming back to America at any point? 502 00:23:50,333 --> 00:23:54,333 JIAN-YANG: No because everyone hates me in America. 503 00:23:54,542 --> 00:23:57,458 And my best friend Jian-Yang is dead. 504 00:23:58,208 --> 00:23:59,250 INTERVIEWER: How did he die? 505 00:23:59,333 --> 00:24:01,667 JIAN-YANG: He died helping children 506 00:24:01,959 --> 00:24:04,291 in Africa from the tiger. 507 00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:08,375 Jian-Yang killed a tiger and the tiger killed him at the same time. 508 00:24:08,667 --> 00:24:11,834 INTERVIEWER: That, um... that doesn't sound like that's true. 509 00:24:12,166 --> 00:24:13,500 JIAN-YANG: You're not true. 510 00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:20,041 I have an idea. 511 00:24:20,375 --> 00:24:22,458 -(WHISTLES) -INTERVIEWER: Okay. Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa. 512 00:24:22,542 --> 00:24:24,250 I'm making the world a better place 513 00:24:24,333 --> 00:24:26,625 through an intelligent, semi-autonomous agent 514 00:24:26,709 --> 00:24:28,834 powered by distributed DNA-based compute 515 00:24:28,917 --> 00:24:31,625 that automates personal planning and scheduling. 516 00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:34,291 Oh, boss. Sounds like an atrocity. 517 00:24:34,375 --> 00:24:36,542 Let's just hope you have better success than we did. 518 00:24:36,625 --> 00:24:38,208 Oh, what company did you have? 519 00:24:38,709 --> 00:24:40,500 -Oh, here we go. -(CHUCKLING) 520 00:24:40,583 --> 00:24:43,542 -Uh, Pied Piper. -DINESH: Yeah. 521 00:24:44,208 --> 00:24:45,542 I'm unfamiliar. 522 00:24:45,917 --> 00:24:46,959 DINESH: Rat invasion? 523 00:24:47,041 --> 00:24:49,000 DUNN: We-- we were a big failure. 524 00:24:49,542 --> 00:24:54,375 Eight-billion-dollar valuation down to zero in one day. 525 00:24:55,333 --> 00:24:57,291 Is that like a social media company? 526 00:24:57,375 --> 00:24:58,750 DINESH: What? Pied Piper. 527 00:24:58,834 --> 00:25:00,250 GILFOYLE: Are you fucking with us? 528 00:25:00,959 --> 00:25:03,125 Thank you guys so much for your time. 529 00:25:03,333 --> 00:25:04,542 DUNN: Hey, guys. 530 00:25:05,083 --> 00:25:07,250 Guess what I accidentally brought in my bag? 531 00:25:07,583 --> 00:25:09,375 ♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS) ♪ 532 00:25:11,208 --> 00:25:12,542 Oh, no way. 533 00:25:13,875 --> 00:25:15,583 -DUNN: Whoops. -(CHUCKLING) 534 00:25:16,250 --> 00:25:17,917 -We know this thing. -DINESH: Wow. 535 00:25:18,250 --> 00:25:20,291 I need a beer if we're gonna do this. 536 00:25:21,583 --> 00:25:22,917 DUNN: Richard, be careful. 537 00:25:23,291 --> 00:25:24,333 DINESH: Now do it. 538 00:25:24,417 --> 00:25:27,458 ALL: (CHANTING) Always blue! 539 00:25:32,125 --> 00:25:33,917 (LAUGHTER) 540 00:25:36,083 --> 00:25:39,750 (CHANTING CONTINUES) 541 00:25:44,458 --> 00:25:47,583 RICHARD HENDRICKS: Regrets? Uh... no. 542 00:25:49,333 --> 00:25:50,625 No, I'm-- I'm happy. 543 00:25:51,667 --> 00:25:55,000 INTERVIEWER: You don't-- You don't feel bad that you never got to... 544 00:25:55,083 --> 00:25:56,792 make the world a better place? 545 00:25:59,667 --> 00:26:00,750 Uh... 546 00:26:02,166 --> 00:26:03,583 I think we did okay. 547 00:26:05,166 --> 00:26:06,500 DINESH: I wouldn't change a thing. 548 00:26:06,583 --> 00:26:08,166 I've learned a lot from my mistakes. 549 00:26:08,250 --> 00:26:09,875 Well, they weren't my mistakes. 550 00:26:10,417 --> 00:26:12,667 I've learned a lot from other people's mistakes. 551 00:26:12,750 --> 00:26:14,875 I think we proved to everyone the need 552 00:26:14,959 --> 00:26:17,291 for less immigration from Pakistan. 553 00:26:17,583 --> 00:26:20,792 The nice thing about freezing to death is you're preserved 554 00:26:21,583 --> 00:26:22,667 in your last moment. 555 00:26:23,667 --> 00:26:25,041 And if I could live forever 556 00:26:25,125 --> 00:26:26,875 in the last moment of Pied Piper... 557 00:26:29,458 --> 00:26:30,792 I'd be a happy corpse. 558 00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:34,000 (SOFTLY) I... 559 00:26:34,750 --> 00:26:36,500 I actually could, um... 560 00:26:37,834 --> 00:26:43,000 I-- I still have one copy of the Pied Piper code base. 561 00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:46,000 I have it on a thumb drive. I could show it to you. 562 00:26:46,291 --> 00:26:49,375 No, we won't-- we won't... look into it, but um... 563 00:26:51,250 --> 00:26:52,875 I just want to show it to you. 564 00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:01,458 It's just got a couple things on there that I think... 565 00:27:02,417 --> 00:27:03,792 I, honestly-- this is like 566 00:27:03,875 --> 00:27:06,333 when we were coding the best we ever were. 567 00:27:06,417 --> 00:27:09,542 So, some pieces of this thing are... 568 00:27:10,750 --> 00:27:11,875 sheer elegance. 569 00:27:13,208 --> 00:27:14,291 I wish I could show it to everybody 570 00:27:14,375 --> 00:27:16,208 because I want to show it to my students. 571 00:27:18,333 --> 00:27:19,959 Not my classmates, but other... 572 00:27:20,667 --> 00:27:24,542 I know it was in the desk. Okay, this is weird. 573 00:27:25,458 --> 00:27:28,542 Shit. Okay. Where is it? 574 00:27:34,125 --> 00:27:36,291 It's-- it's orange. It's this big, 575 00:27:36,375 --> 00:27:38,166 it's just a thumb drive, so have you-- 576 00:27:38,250 --> 00:27:41,500 has anyone-- have your crew seen it or anything? 577 00:27:41,583 --> 00:27:42,500 (MUTTERING) 578 00:27:42,583 --> 00:27:44,375 It isn't here? That's insa-- 579 00:27:47,625 --> 00:27:48,709 I have... 580 00:27:50,083 --> 00:27:51,583 It's gotta be in the desk. 581 00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:54,250 INTERVIEWER: Is it a problem? 582 00:27:54,792 --> 00:27:58,917 Um, no. Not a problem. It's just pretty fascinating. 583 00:27:59,166 --> 00:28:02,542 Although... if it isn't here... 584 00:28:06,417 --> 00:28:07,458 Where is it? 585 00:28:09,250 --> 00:28:12,250 ♪ (HBO THEME PLAYS) ♪