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What are we talking
about here?
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You want us to launch
a cryptocurrency?
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You wanted
an alternative to Laurie Bream?
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Pied Piper Coin.
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Mm.
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I promised Richard
that we would never
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make him harvest data
or sell ads.
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I am not saying that we will
force their hand on this issue,
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but neither am I saying
definitively that we will not.
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Have you received my proposal?
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Very promising.
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Look, Monica, I will do the ICO,
but only if you do it with me.
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Pied Piper Coin
is totally gonna work.
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Yes! Totally is.
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Whose idea was this again?
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Okay, everybody.
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Let's do this.
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Photo time. Let's go.
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Front-enders, come on in.
Where's my back-enders?
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I see you, crypto-geeks.
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Follow me!
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Old Pipey thing.
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Ah, ha! Holden.
Are we set?
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Sorry. I haven't used
this camera before.
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Are we set?
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Yes, Jared.
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Look... uh, look, guys.
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I-I know we didn't have the
budget we wanted to get here.
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But, we are here.
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Finally, all our hard
work has paid off.
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So now, the world's first,
totally decentralized internet
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will be live... in five...
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Four,
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three, two, one.
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Yeah!
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Richard. Richard!
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Richard.
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You have to see this.
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What's wrong now?
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A good thing.
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A good thing has
finally happened.
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Don't fuck with me.
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I am not fucking with you!
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Come, come.
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Look.
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Look at the user numbers.
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Wait, holy shit.
Is that right?
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I think we've reached
the inflection point.
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We made it.
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- Don't, just... don't.
- Yeah.
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Well, I think this
calls for a little celebration.
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I just knew that
if we kept plugging away,
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eventually, we'd get
some traction
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and reach
an inflection point.
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What did I keep saying?
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Give us time and then
we'll climb, bitches!
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Yes, Holden.
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That's right, except for
the bitches part, but yes.
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And now, we are gaining
almost 12,000 users an hour!
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Fuck, yeah!
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You get a high five
and you get a high five!
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Fuck yeah! I wanna
give a quick shout-out
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to my seven developers,
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my Septapipers,
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who stuck with us
through thick and thin,
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unlike K-Hole,
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which took their game
and totally bailed on us.
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Lock them up!
Lock them up!
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Jesus, Jared. You really
did a number on that kid.
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- God. Yeah.
- I-I-I just
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chipped away everything
that wasn't Richard's assistant
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and this is what's left.
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Lock them up!
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*SILICON VALLEY*
Season 05 Episode 08
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*SILICON VALLEY*
Episode Title : "Fifty-One Percent"
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So, how are things
advancing?
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To date,
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we have manufactured almost
400,000 mobile devices.
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And we are signing them all
onto the Pied Piper network?
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Yes.
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Well, we have
to do it manually.
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It is slow.
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But it provides an advantage.
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They may not know
what we are doing
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until it's too late
for them to stop us.
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Indeed.
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Yeah. To be honest,
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at times, I find it difficult
to tell what you're thinking.
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Mmm, I see.
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♪ Come on babe ♪
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♪ Follow me ♪
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♪ I'm the Pied Piper ♪
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♪ Follow me
I'm the Pied... ♪
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Pappy Van Winkle?
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I'm not gonna
have to start
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locking my desk drawer
now, am I?
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Hey, does this seem
odd to you?
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What?
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So, our user numbers
have been growing for days,
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but our coin value is flat.
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It hasn't budged at all.
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I thought the two
would be correlated,
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at least a little bit.
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Yeah. Should be.
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Sorry, I don't mean to
rain on the parade.
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I find parades to be
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impotent displays
of authoritarianism.
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Whose bag is this?
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Uh... oh.
Scoot over.
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Colin?
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Hey, man.
What are you doing here?
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I like the beard.
You throwing a party?
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Yeah. Something that you and K-Hole
Games could've been a part of,
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had you not
walked out on us.
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Oh, come on, man.
Laurie was our VC.
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She's the one that made me pull
the game and bail on you guys.
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So you just do
whatever Laurie says, huh?
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- Well, she had control of my board.
- Hmm.
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Which is exactly how she
just managed to fire me.
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You lost your company?
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Aw. Bummer.
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But, the cool part is,
I'm free.
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Which is why I'm here.
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I have been cooking up
a solo project on the side
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for a few years.
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It's a killer new game.
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And I was thinking maybe,
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we would launch it
on your network.
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It's a sweet indie RPG.
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I'm calling it
"The Gates of Galloo."
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I have a ton of presales.
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If we put this thing
on Pipernet, bam.
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You're gonna have 80,000 instant users.
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What do you say? You and
K-Hole pull your game.
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A game that was
the central element
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to our launch strategy.
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And then literally days after everything
starts to fucking come together,
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you stroll on in here and act
like nothing ever happened?
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Stroll?
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I just walked in here normally.
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Besides, this would
help you out too, right?
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You... you wanna
help me out?
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You just lost your company.
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I'm in there celebrating,
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with my fucking victory.
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Dude.
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Can I be real with you?
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I really need this.
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Can I be realer?
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Kiss my piss.
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What?
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You heard me.
Kiss my piss.
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I was hoping
you'd be cool about this.
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Oh, really? You thought I might
be cool, Mr. Backwards Hat?
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Is this cool, huh?
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To do this, maybe?
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- I don't know.
- Kiss my piss.
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Kiss...
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my piss.
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All right, I get it.
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Kiss my piss.
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I'll see you around, Richard.
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Karma's a bitch, Colin.
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Oh! Monica, hey.
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Hey. Hey, I was just coming
in early to clean up
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for the custodial staff.
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When did you get here?
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We never left.
We?
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All right. Good to go.
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You were both here
all night?
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Our coin price wasn't growing
with our user numbers,
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so we coded a diagnostic tool
to go through the ledger
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and figure out exactly where
our users are coming from.
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Yes. We coded it.
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You're smoking
my cigarettes, asshole.
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In a public workspace, in the
state of California, no less.
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Shall we?
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This breaks our users down
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by which developers
signed them on.
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So, each bar is one of our
seven Septopipers.
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Wait, why are there
eight bars?
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- Who... who's that?
- No idea.
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But whoever it is, they are the reason
for most of our new user growth.
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Wait, so some non-piper
out there is signing up
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users to our network
en masse?
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How'd they get
access to our system?
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Without a key from us,
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the only way in
is to steal our software.
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But no one has
stolen our software.
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Except for...
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Oh, shit.
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Hello?
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Hey, Jian-Yang.
It's Big Head.
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How's it going, man?
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He's been in contact
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with Jian-Yang
this whole time?
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Ah, yeah, they play
Words with Friends.
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Cool, cool. Listen, Gilfoyle
wants to ask you a question.
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No. I don't want
to talk to Gilfoyle.
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He's a racist and a witch.
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I'm not a witch.
Now spit out the kimchi
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and tell me what the fuck
is going on with our network.
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Fuck you.
I'll tell you nothing.
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Okay.
I'll tell you everything.
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But I want to
move back into the house.
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I want to come home.
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Wait, what?
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It's not that big a deal.
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I mean, Jian-Yang could
just take Erlich's old room.
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So...
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I don't give
a fuck about that.
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So, Jian-Yang said Gavin Belson
tried to buy our stolen software?
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Yes, but before he could,
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he was outmaneuvered
by a Chinese man named Yao.
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Yao? Who the fuck is Yao?
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This guy.
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He's a Chinese manufacturer
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who just announced a
partnership with guess who?
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Laurie Bream.
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She just led a $200 million round
for something called YaoNet.
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So Laurie and Yao
are manufacturing phones,
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and signing them
onto our network.
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But why? Why would
they wanna help us?
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Oh, shit.
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They're not helping us.
They're attacking us.
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It's the 51% attack.
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- Has to be.
- I'm sorry, what?
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A 51...
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A 51% attack...
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The beauty of our
decentralized internet
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is that no one controls it.
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But if 51% were controlled
by one entity,
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like, say,
Laurie and Yao,
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they could rewrite
the rules for everyone.
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They can delete
all of our users,
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all of our developer apps,
crash our coin.
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- This would be the end of Pied Piper.
- Fuck!
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Okay. How many
devices do they have?
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Right now, they have
45% of our total.
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And gaining.
Wait, Gilfoyle.
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Could you write a patch that kicks
all of Yao's users off the network?
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I would have to rewrite
our consensus protocol,
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but I could probably
get that done in eight hours.
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- Okay, that's good.
- And... and
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how long do we have
till we lose
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control of the network?
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At this rate,
half that.
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I just went for a run.
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I sprinted...
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up the last bit, there.
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I did open palm.
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Aaah!
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Wh-What's going on?
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Richard, there's no
easy way to say this.
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Jian-Yang is moving
back into the house.
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R-R-Right?
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Gavin, you've staked the
entire future of this company
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on the Signature Box Three.
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Where are they?
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Well, the last two months
have been challenging.
261
00:11:36,506 --> 00:11:37,882
The Chinese were petulant.
262
00:11:37,959 --> 00:11:40,244
The North Carolinians
proved very entitled.
263
00:11:40,321 --> 00:11:43,625
And I held out hopes for our
experiment in the Yukon Territories.
264
00:11:43,702 --> 00:11:44,819
But as it happens,
265
00:11:44,896 --> 00:11:48,000
the Inuit are surprisingly
adept at collective bargaining.
266
00:11:48,077 --> 00:11:49,453
But fear not,
267
00:11:49,563 --> 00:11:52,120
I am in the early
stages of a new plan.
268
00:11:52,321 --> 00:11:56,838
Did you know that some of America's
most capable, motivated laborers
269
00:11:56,915 --> 00:11:59,083
are at this moment
awaiting execution?
270
00:11:59,160 --> 00:12:00,258
Gavin.
271
00:12:00,477 --> 00:12:03,634
How many boxes have you
actually managed to produce?
272
00:12:03,711 --> 00:12:05,187
Well, we have the 40 prototypes,
273
00:12:05,264 --> 00:12:07,041
which we've been
using to drive sales.
274
00:12:07,118 --> 00:12:09,287
And?
And...
275
00:12:10,488 --> 00:12:12,234
they are very impressive.
276
00:12:12,332 --> 00:12:13,332
I see.
277
00:12:14,248 --> 00:12:16,453
I guess it's time we tell you.
278
00:12:16,579 --> 00:12:18,041
We've been exploring
the viability
279
00:12:18,118 --> 00:12:19,620
of an acquisition with Amazon.
280
00:12:19,758 --> 00:12:21,208
The talks are
still preliminary,
281
00:12:21,285 --> 00:12:23,579
but thus far, they seem
quite promising.
282
00:12:23,688 --> 00:12:25,958
You expect me
to work for Jeff Bezos?
283
00:12:26,035 --> 00:12:27,380
No fucking way.
284
00:12:27,457 --> 00:12:29,164
I mean, don't take this
as any kind of threat,
285
00:12:29,241 --> 00:12:32,010
but if Amazon buys
this company, I am out.
286
00:12:32,123 --> 00:12:34,161
We spoke to Jeff an hour ago.
287
00:12:34,352 --> 00:12:37,940
It sounds like the two of you
are on the same page about that.
288
00:12:40,196 --> 00:12:42,686
Priyanka, start separating
legitimate users
289
00:12:42,763 --> 00:12:43,754
into their own pool.
290
00:12:43,831 --> 00:12:46,096
Becky, I need you to
rate-limit enemy devices.
291
00:12:46,173 --> 00:12:49,245
Danny, find shortcuts to deploy
a new consensus protocol.
292
00:12:49,344 --> 00:12:51,650
Sorry, but we're never
gonna finish in time.
293
00:12:51,727 --> 00:12:52,921
Not with that attitude.
294
00:12:52,998 --> 00:12:55,703
Yeah, we would need to add a
shit ton more users immediately.
295
00:12:55,780 --> 00:12:59,088
Working on it. Colin, hey.
It's... it's Richard Hendricks.
296
00:12:59,165 --> 00:13:00,698
Leaving you another voicemail.
297
00:13:00,775 --> 00:13:03,823
Um, just wanted to talk
to you about your game.
298
00:13:03,900 --> 00:13:07,921
And, uh, those, uh, 80,000
users you got there.
299
00:13:07,998 --> 00:13:10,713
And also, to apologize
for last night.
300
00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:13,963
You know, I was just really wasted.
I was so drunk.
301
00:13:14,040 --> 00:13:15,667
We had such
a crazy party going on.
302
00:13:15,744 --> 00:13:17,921
Anyway, call me back
and we'll, uh,
303
00:13:17,998 --> 00:13:19,672
we'll chat some
"Gates of Galloo."
304
00:13:19,749 --> 00:13:21,226
We'll, uh, we'll "Galloo" it up.
305
00:13:21,303 --> 00:13:23,328
How's that sound?
Well, just call me back.
306
00:13:23,405 --> 00:13:26,120
Okay? It's... it's
Richard Hendricks, it's...
307
00:13:27,113 --> 00:13:28,737
Thank you. Bye.
308
00:13:29,040 --> 00:13:31,197
Left another voicemail.
Doesn't really matter.
309
00:13:31,274 --> 00:13:33,517
He's gonna be off the grid
for the next three days.
310
00:13:33,594 --> 00:13:35,468
- What?
- Yeah, I just spoke with his girlfriend.
311
00:13:35,545 --> 00:13:37,468
Whatever the fuck you said,
he took really hard.
312
00:13:37,545 --> 00:13:39,431
Colin went camping.
Alone.
313
00:13:39,508 --> 00:13:41,130
Well, did she say
where he went?
314
00:13:41,207 --> 00:13:43,048
The Los Trancos Preserve?
315
00:13:43,125 --> 00:13:45,470
Wait. I know exactly
where that is.
316
00:13:45,547 --> 00:13:47,197
I used to go
foraging for mushrooms
317
00:13:47,274 --> 00:13:49,643
with my friend Muriel there
before she passed away.
318
00:13:49,720 --> 00:13:51,936
I could drive up there
and... and look for him.
319
00:13:52,013 --> 00:13:53,384
It's only 20 miles away
320
00:13:53,461 --> 00:13:55,495
and they don't really
enforce the speed limit.
321
00:13:56,707 --> 00:13:59,104
Fuck your Volt.
I'll drive.
322
00:14:00,332 --> 00:14:02,375
What... what are you doing?
I'm borrowing my Tesla.
323
00:14:02,452 --> 00:14:04,672
It's my Tesla.
I pay for it.
324
00:14:04,749 --> 00:14:06,542
And if I don't get
to Colin in time,
325
00:14:06,619 --> 00:14:08,408
Pied Piper ceases to exist.
326
00:14:08,485 --> 00:14:11,345
So, pretty please with
a fucking cherry on top,
327
00:14:11,422 --> 00:14:13,651
can I borrow the Tesla
I bought for you?
328
00:14:14,707 --> 00:14:16,537
- Can Jared drive?
- No.
329
00:14:17,582 --> 00:14:18,911
- Fine.
- Thank you.
330
00:14:24,013 --> 00:14:25,430
So...?
331
00:14:25,584 --> 00:14:27,255
So... we're fucked.
332
00:14:27,332 --> 00:14:28,945
- No, we're not.
- Okay, we just...
333
00:14:29,022 --> 00:14:30,156
We need a few more users
334
00:14:30,233 --> 00:14:32,229
to give Gilfoyle
some breathing room and...
335
00:14:32,461 --> 00:14:34,632
And what if you call
Dana from Quiver?
336
00:14:34,709 --> 00:14:36,275
He hates me.
Everybody does.
337
00:14:36,352 --> 00:14:38,292
And to be honest, they're right.
I'm an asshole.
338
00:14:38,369 --> 00:14:39,625
No, you're not, Richard.
339
00:14:39,702 --> 00:14:40,831
Yes, I am.
340
00:14:41,063 --> 00:14:43,443
Colin was here last night,
out there in the hallway,
341
00:14:43,520 --> 00:14:44,509
down on his luck
342
00:14:44,586 --> 00:14:46,709
and he was begging me
to take his subscribers.
343
00:14:46,786 --> 00:14:48,120
And I told him to...
344
00:14:48,286 --> 00:14:51,120
kiss... my piss.
345
00:14:51,790 --> 00:14:53,167
You what?
Kiss my piss.
346
00:14:53,244 --> 00:14:55,281
I said it again and again.
347
00:14:55,358 --> 00:14:57,596
Oh my God. I did a dance.
348
00:14:59,373 --> 00:15:03,417
Okay, okay, okay. Let's
just move on from... this.
349
00:15:03,494 --> 00:15:06,796
I am a spiteful,
vengeful prick.
350
00:15:06,873 --> 00:15:08,296
Oh my God, Richard.
351
00:15:08,373 --> 00:15:09,603
Yes, you fucked up.
352
00:15:09,680 --> 00:15:11,859
But that doesn't mean
you're a bad person.
353
00:15:11,936 --> 00:15:14,423
Look at you, you're sitting
here, regretting it.
354
00:15:14,500 --> 00:15:15,818
That's not the move
of an asshole.
355
00:15:15,895 --> 00:15:19,080
Okay? I mean, you think a guy like
Gavin Belson just sits around,
356
00:15:19,157 --> 00:15:20,879
feeling bad about
being a dick to people?
357
00:15:20,956 --> 00:15:22,130
He doesn't even notice, okay?
358
00:15:22,207 --> 00:15:23,640
The guy's a prick
when he was on top
359
00:15:23,717 --> 00:15:25,431
and now after everything
that just happened,
360
00:15:25,508 --> 00:15:26,539
he's still gonna be a prick.
361
00:15:26,616 --> 00:15:28,416
What do you...
What do you mean?
362
00:15:28,493 --> 00:15:30,117
Everything that just happened.
What happened?
363
00:15:30,194 --> 00:15:33,417
I just read that Amazon's probably
gonna be acquiring Hooli.
364
00:15:33,494 --> 00:15:34,484
What?
365
00:15:34,561 --> 00:15:36,609
Yeah, so Gavin Belson's
gonna be out on his ass,
366
00:15:36,686 --> 00:15:38,500
but do you think he's gonna
change at all because of it?
367
00:15:38,577 --> 00:15:40,007
No, he's always gonna be a...
368
00:15:40,084 --> 00:15:41,123
prick.
369
00:15:41,207 --> 00:15:43,689
Exactly. Okay, so stop
whipping yourself
370
00:15:43,766 --> 00:15:46,049
and let's just figure out what we can do.
He's a prick.
371
00:15:46,141 --> 00:15:48,726
- Yes. Gavin Belson is a prick.
- Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
372
00:15:48,803 --> 00:15:51,284
He's a... he's a total...
373
00:15:51,391 --> 00:15:54,754
- fucking prick.
- Wait, where are you going?
374
00:15:54,831 --> 00:15:56,448
How could
it be this crowded?
375
00:15:56,525 --> 00:15:57,897
Burning Man's
in two weeks,
376
00:15:57,974 --> 00:16:00,476
so people are beta testing
their new gear.
377
00:16:00,553 --> 00:16:02,947
Why would people
who aren't refugees
378
00:16:03,024 --> 00:16:05,263
choose to come here
and live like refugees?
379
00:16:05,340 --> 00:16:07,562
You know that's not,
like, a desirable thing, right?
380
00:16:07,639 --> 00:16:08,981
Living like a refugee?
381
00:16:09,058 --> 00:16:12,213
Ugh! This place is offensive
to homeless people.
382
00:16:12,366 --> 00:16:14,185
- Hello?
- Hello, Gavin?
383
00:16:14,262 --> 00:16:17,744
It's Richard Hendricks.
Richard Hendricks.
384
00:16:18,691 --> 00:16:20,510
- Mind the glass.
- Yeah.
385
00:16:21,657 --> 00:16:24,182
Oh. It's all
smashed up again.
386
00:16:24,281 --> 00:16:26,088
What do you want, Richard?
387
00:16:27,234 --> 00:16:28,376
I need your help.
388
00:16:28,453 --> 00:16:29,751
Look, my network
is in trouble.
389
00:16:29,828 --> 00:16:32,071
And I know that deep down,
in your heart, what you...
390
00:16:32,148 --> 00:16:34,013
Oh, for fuck's sake.
You're not gonna give me
391
00:16:34,090 --> 00:16:35,295
another one
of your inspirational,
392
00:16:35,372 --> 00:16:37,674
in defense of great
technology speeches, are you?
393
00:16:37,751 --> 00:16:39,430
Stand up and
fight for innovation,
394
00:16:39,507 --> 00:16:40,480
that kind of bullshit?
395
00:16:40,557 --> 00:16:42,540
No. Exactly the opposite.
396
00:16:42,956 --> 00:16:45,709
I happen to know
that a man named Yao
397
00:16:45,786 --> 00:16:47,630
fucked you over.
398
00:16:47,707 --> 00:16:49,370
How would you like
to fuck him back?
399
00:16:50,290 --> 00:16:51,422
I'm listening.
400
00:16:51,499 --> 00:16:53,161
I need you to attack me.
401
00:16:55,540 --> 00:16:57,260
John? It's Gavin Belson.
402
00:16:57,337 --> 00:16:59,591
Oh. Hello.
403
00:16:59,732 --> 00:17:01,667
Listen, John. Do we still
have the prototypes
404
00:17:01,744 --> 00:17:04,156
of my Signature
Box Three strung up?
405
00:17:04,790 --> 00:17:06,177
Yeah.
406
00:17:07,689 --> 00:17:10,609
They told us they
were gonna send more, but...
407
00:17:11,255 --> 00:17:12,538
they never did.
408
00:17:12,615 --> 00:17:14,015
Well, that's a long story.
409
00:17:16,081 --> 00:17:18,370
I got time.
Yeah, listen, John...
410
00:17:18,527 --> 00:17:21,640
I need you to give admin
access to Richard Hendricks.
411
00:17:21,989 --> 00:17:23,887
Becky, did you run
connection throttling
412
00:17:23,964 --> 00:17:25,692
on the latest batch
of device IDs?
413
00:17:25,769 --> 00:17:27,588
Yes. You know why?
414
00:17:27,665 --> 00:17:29,046
I'm not a moron.
415
00:17:29,123 --> 00:17:31,083
Oh, I see.
I'm the asshole.
416
00:17:31,160 --> 00:17:32,163
Really?
417
00:17:32,240 --> 00:17:33,585
You really wanna
have this conversation?
418
00:17:33,662 --> 00:17:35,023
You're both assholes.
419
00:17:35,248 --> 00:17:37,648
Shut the fuck up.
420
00:17:38,623 --> 00:17:40,164
The fuck does it matter.
421
00:17:40,279 --> 00:17:43,023
We're never gonna finish
this patch in time, anyway.
422
00:17:44,256 --> 00:17:46,570
Wait, what the fuck...
423
00:17:46,829 --> 00:17:48,117
just happened?
424
00:17:50,831 --> 00:17:52,772
Dick, where are you?
425
00:17:52,849 --> 00:17:53,864
I'm at Gavin's.
426
00:17:53,941 --> 00:17:55,530
I just gave his boxes permission
427
00:17:55,607 --> 00:17:57,317
to mimic a shit-ton
of phones on our network.
428
00:17:57,394 --> 00:17:59,869
- A second attack.
- Yes, exactly.
429
00:17:59,946 --> 00:18:03,453
Now Yao can't get to 51%.
Where are we with the patch?
430
00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:05,241
Close, but you do realize
431
00:18:05,318 --> 00:18:06,916
that now that
we're below 51%,
432
00:18:06,993 --> 00:18:08,663
we can't deploy it.
433
00:18:08,740 --> 00:18:10,088
For now, we can't win.
434
00:18:10,165 --> 00:18:13,117
But since Gavin is holding off
Yao, we can't lose either.
435
00:18:13,255 --> 00:18:14,609
He just bought us some time.
436
00:18:14,841 --> 00:18:16,453
Okay, I'll see you in a bit.
437
00:18:16,530 --> 00:18:18,648
Well, Gavin,
thank you very much.
438
00:18:18,725 --> 00:18:21,768
You just gave me and my
guys a fighting chance.
439
00:18:21,869 --> 00:18:23,575
Is that what just
happened here, Richard?
440
00:18:23,652 --> 00:18:24,781
Yes.
441
00:18:25,665 --> 00:18:27,214
No?
Seems to me,
442
00:18:27,291 --> 00:18:30,059
you are the one that just
gave me a fighting chance.
443
00:18:30,706 --> 00:18:31,873
Ni hao.
444
00:18:32,081 --> 00:18:34,333
It's Gavin Belson
for Mr. Yao.
445
00:18:34,410 --> 00:18:36,582
What the fuck are you doing?
446
00:18:37,138 --> 00:18:39,231
This is the last road, Dinesh.
447
00:18:39,504 --> 00:18:40,988
He's not here.
448
00:18:43,540 --> 00:18:47,113
Colin! Colin!
449
00:18:47,190 --> 00:18:48,581
Will you shut the fuck up?
450
00:18:48,658 --> 00:18:50,485
How would you like to
die today, motherfucker?
451
00:18:50,562 --> 00:18:52,676
No, it's not a real
death threat, sir.
452
00:18:52,901 --> 00:18:54,553
I'm sorry. I'm just stressed.
453
00:18:54,664 --> 00:18:56,504
Shut up for a second.
You hear that?
454
00:19:11,299 --> 00:19:14,203
So, you want us to delete
all of our phones?
455
00:19:14,299 --> 00:19:15,995
Right now,
we're in a standoff.
456
00:19:16,119 --> 00:19:19,296
You can't win,
but if you back off, I can.
457
00:19:19,373 --> 00:19:21,000
I have more
devices than anyone,
458
00:19:21,077 --> 00:19:22,463
I will reach 51%,
459
00:19:22,540 --> 00:19:24,292
and take control of
this little shit's network.
460
00:19:24,369 --> 00:19:25,667
You know,
can I chime in here?
461
00:19:25,744 --> 00:19:30,158
I actually think that
this is a bad idea, and...
462
00:19:30,235 --> 00:19:32,542
In exchange for deleting
your principal competition,
463
00:19:32,619 --> 00:19:34,375
I'm simply asking
for a partnership
464
00:19:34,452 --> 00:19:35,963
between your venture
and Hooli.
465
00:19:36,040 --> 00:19:38,167
Well, he's actually leaving Hooli.
They're firing him.
466
00:19:38,244 --> 00:19:40,568
So I don't know where
the connection could...
467
00:19:40,645 --> 00:19:41,697
For fuck's sake.
468
00:19:41,774 --> 00:19:43,333
I'm sure my board would find
469
00:19:43,410 --> 00:19:45,911
an arrangement
between YaoNet and Hooli
470
00:19:46,079 --> 00:19:47,875
vastly preferable
to fire sale-ing
471
00:19:47,952 --> 00:19:49,588
the company to Jeff Bezos.
472
00:19:49,665 --> 00:19:51,041
My proposal is I help you,
473
00:19:51,118 --> 00:19:53,417
in exchange for a 20% stake
in your venture.
474
00:19:53,494 --> 00:19:55,022
And I have
a counterproposal,
475
00:19:55,122 --> 00:19:59,036
that you do not do that.
476
00:19:59,172 --> 00:20:00,380
Gavin...
477
00:20:01,472 --> 00:20:03,241
How do we proceed?
478
00:20:04,326 --> 00:20:05,684
Because...
479
00:20:06,701 --> 00:20:07,881
We like it.
480
00:20:43,373 --> 00:20:45,725
Hey, guys.
What are you doing here?
481
00:20:45,802 --> 00:20:47,783
We tried calling you.
A hundred times.
482
00:20:47,860 --> 00:20:49,945
Yeah, I'm off the grid.
483
00:20:50,081 --> 00:20:51,318
And...
484
00:20:52,571 --> 00:20:53,591
Done.
485
00:20:53,825 --> 00:20:55,340
All right, so the patch
is ready?
486
00:20:55,417 --> 00:20:56,740
Indeed.
487
00:20:56,841 --> 00:20:58,741
Now, maybe someday,
488
00:20:58,818 --> 00:21:00,791
Dark Lord willing, we'll
actually get to deploy...
489
00:21:00,868 --> 00:21:01,831
Boo-yah!
490
00:21:01,915 --> 00:21:04,014
We just crushed
the patch, Pipers!
491
00:21:04,091 --> 00:21:06,879
Holden, give me that
fucking mallet right now!
492
00:21:06,956 --> 00:21:09,734
- Drop it!
- Wait, what the fuck?
493
00:21:14,123 --> 00:21:16,510
Care to tell me what the
fuck is going on now?
494
00:21:16,587 --> 00:21:17,749
Gavin is fucking us.
495
00:21:17,826 --> 00:21:19,523
He just convinced Yao
to pull his phones.
496
00:21:19,600 --> 00:21:21,124
What the fuck is that noise?
497
00:21:21,688 --> 00:21:23,254
Gavin's making ice cream.
498
00:21:23,331 --> 00:21:24,656
- Fuck.
- Yeah.
499
00:21:24,755 --> 00:21:26,672
Can you kill his devices?
No, I can't.
500
00:21:26,749 --> 00:21:28,315
He just had his
server guy lock me out.
501
00:21:28,392 --> 00:21:29,958
Look, we need Colin.
502
00:21:30,035 --> 00:21:32,453
We need "Galloo," now.
503
00:21:32,576 --> 00:21:35,662
All right, well, it's a pretty
straight road from here, so...
504
00:21:35,739 --> 00:21:37,911
Hold on to your kidneys,
motherfuckers!
505
00:21:37,988 --> 00:21:41,085
We are going Ludicrous!
506
00:21:42,613 --> 00:21:43,985
What the fuck?
507
00:21:45,396 --> 00:21:47,350
Oh. What?
508
00:21:47,427 --> 00:21:49,913
Valet mode. You put me
in fucking valet mode.
509
00:21:49,990 --> 00:21:51,872
You wrecked your Tesla.
You're not wrecking mine.
510
00:21:51,949 --> 00:21:54,622
Come on, that caps me at 70 miles
per hour, limits performance
511
00:21:54,699 --> 00:21:55,600
to 80 kilowatts.
512
00:21:55,677 --> 00:21:58,514
Come on, you have to
let me do Ludicrous Mode, now!
513
00:21:58,591 --> 00:22:00,239
I've been a total
gentleman about this.
514
00:22:00,316 --> 00:22:01,396
I have Colin!
515
00:22:01,473 --> 00:22:03,101
I want two more months
of payments.
516
00:22:03,691 --> 00:22:05,070
One more month.
517
00:22:05,504 --> 00:22:08,179
Fine. Do not crash.
518
00:22:10,831 --> 00:22:12,078
Here we go.
519
00:22:12,207 --> 00:22:13,582
Three...
520
00:22:13,665 --> 00:22:14,740
two...
521
00:22:14,817 --> 00:22:15,891
one...
522
00:22:24,263 --> 00:22:28,245
We've got all 63 distributed systems
engineers on the job, Gavin.
523
00:22:28,333 --> 00:22:31,312
The patch you asked for
is nearly finished.
524
00:22:31,415 --> 00:22:34,882
Wonderful.
Call me when we hit 51%.
525
00:22:37,499 --> 00:22:39,788
Hey, Richard. I know
what might cheer you up.
526
00:22:39,865 --> 00:22:41,367
How about a little ice cream?
527
00:22:43,071 --> 00:22:45,429
Come on, guys.
Where the fuck are you?
528
00:22:46,749 --> 00:22:48,000
Well, this is fucked.
529
00:22:48,077 --> 00:22:50,577
I heard on a podcast
that patrol men
530
00:22:50,654 --> 00:22:54,249
are actually a lot more tempted
by bribes than you might think.
531
00:22:55,553 --> 00:22:57,233
Officer, hi.
532
00:22:57,310 --> 00:23:00,546
Is there anything
I can do to make this all...
533
00:23:01,083 --> 00:23:02,451
go away?
534
00:23:03,037 --> 00:23:05,639
Sir, I would think
very carefully
535
00:23:05,716 --> 00:23:07,829
about the next words
that come out of your mouth.
536
00:23:10,464 --> 00:23:12,216
Oh, shit.
537
00:23:13,457 --> 00:23:14,921
Well, look at that.
538
00:23:15,290 --> 00:23:16,707
51%.
539
00:23:17,318 --> 00:23:18,749
Yeah, Scott?
540
00:23:19,021 --> 00:23:20,379
Yes, I know.
541
00:23:20,456 --> 00:23:21,992
I just saw.
542
00:23:22,081 --> 00:23:24,328
No, not yet.
Hold on a moment.
543
00:23:28,146 --> 00:23:29,207
Gavin.
544
00:23:29,290 --> 00:23:30,495
What is our status?
545
00:23:30,572 --> 00:23:32,458
Friends, I'm about to delete
546
00:23:32,535 --> 00:23:34,444
Mr. Hendricks' life's work.
547
00:23:34,521 --> 00:23:36,579
I thought you'd
wanna see it happen.
548
00:23:36,668 --> 00:23:38,765
Richard, was that too mean?
549
00:23:38,966 --> 00:23:41,609
Oh, well.
Should we get to it?
550
00:23:42,493 --> 00:23:44,448
Scott...
Wait.
551
00:23:46,040 --> 00:23:48,515
Take it. Just take it.
552
00:23:48,615 --> 00:23:49,831
Take what?
553
00:23:49,915 --> 00:23:51,281
Pied Piper.
554
00:23:51,560 --> 00:23:53,097
The whole network. All of it.
555
00:23:53,174 --> 00:23:55,367
Just please don't destroy it.
556
00:23:55,915 --> 00:23:58,163
I'd rather give it away
than watch it die.
557
00:23:58,799 --> 00:24:01,561
As much as I hate to admit,
558
00:24:01,638 --> 00:24:04,276
who better to take it
than you, Gavin?
559
00:24:04,831 --> 00:24:08,370
I mean, you're
really the only one
560
00:24:08,477 --> 00:24:11,534
who realizes what the
decentralized internet could be.
561
00:24:11,611 --> 00:24:14,142
I find this uninteresting.
Can we proceed?
562
00:24:14,219 --> 00:24:16,250
You wrote the patent
and gave it to me.
563
00:24:16,327 --> 00:24:20,148
Hell, you hired the best 63 distributed
systems engineers in the city.
564
00:24:20,225 --> 00:24:24,417
I mean, you could build this
into what it was meant to be.
565
00:24:24,494 --> 00:24:25,846
Gavin, enough.
566
00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:28,054
Come on, you know
that my network
567
00:24:28,131 --> 00:24:30,422
is way better than
some knockoff.
568
00:24:30,499 --> 00:24:32,987
And instead of taking a minority
stake in their company,
569
00:24:33,112 --> 00:24:35,557
you could take
total control of mine.
570
00:24:36,332 --> 00:24:37,685
Why would you turn that down?
571
00:24:37,762 --> 00:24:39,857
Let's make it official.
I will, uh...
572
00:24:41,540 --> 00:24:45,775
I will sign my company
over to you.
573
00:24:45,852 --> 00:24:48,213
It's yours, Gavin. You win.
574
00:24:49,352 --> 00:24:50,579
Okay?
575
00:24:50,707 --> 00:24:53,296
Take it.
Just please don't delete it.
576
00:24:53,373 --> 00:24:54,995
All our phones
are turned off, now.
577
00:24:55,072 --> 00:24:58,893
Gavin, delete Pied Piper
immediately or we will walk away.
578
00:24:59,497 --> 00:25:01,077
Not if I walk away first.
579
00:25:02,040 --> 00:25:03,771
Sorry, but this
gives me all the cards.
580
00:25:03,848 --> 00:25:05,259
I get Hooli back.
581
00:25:05,336 --> 00:25:08,688
Fuck Bezos and fuck you
and your 20% offer.
582
00:25:08,765 --> 00:25:10,780
And fuck the
Signature Box Three.
583
00:25:10,857 --> 00:25:12,524
I get a complete do-over.
584
00:25:12,601 --> 00:25:14,542
Tim Cook keeps
inviting me to his brunches.
585
00:25:14,619 --> 00:25:15,704
Fuck him!
586
00:25:15,781 --> 00:25:17,837
I'll host the fucking brunches.
587
00:25:17,956 --> 00:25:20,106
All because
Mr. Hendricks here
588
00:25:20,183 --> 00:25:21,767
was kind enough to...
589
00:25:21,985 --> 00:25:23,649
Sorry, what does this say?
590
00:25:23,726 --> 00:25:25,412
Kiss my...
Piss.
591
00:25:27,021 --> 00:25:29,059
Kiss my piss.
592
00:25:30,165 --> 00:25:32,120
Kiss my piss.
593
00:25:34,125 --> 00:25:36,188
Richard, please stop the movement.
Kiss my piss.
594
00:25:36,265 --> 00:25:37,833
- I find it annoying.
- Kiss my piss.
595
00:25:37,910 --> 00:25:39,213
Yes, we don't like it.
596
00:25:39,290 --> 00:25:40,725
What the fuck
are you doing, Richard?
597
00:25:40,802 --> 00:25:43,319
What does it look like?
I'm fucking you over, Gavin.
598
00:25:43,396 --> 00:25:46,251
You're what?
I was stalling!
599
00:25:47,707 --> 00:25:50,124
"Galloo"?
What the fuck is "Galloo"?
600
00:25:50,201 --> 00:25:53,328
Kaboom. You just
got 80,000 new users.
601
00:25:53,515 --> 00:25:55,332
Oh! Yes.
602
00:25:57,476 --> 00:25:59,368
Scott. Run the patch.
603
00:25:59,445 --> 00:26:00,630
It's not working.
604
00:26:00,707 --> 00:26:02,955
We've lost control
of the network.
605
00:26:03,457 --> 00:26:05,048
Gilfoyle...
606
00:26:05,624 --> 00:26:07,283
when you're ready.
607
00:26:08,371 --> 00:26:10,009
Bombs away.
608
00:26:17,540 --> 00:26:19,212
What the fuck
just happened?
609
00:26:26,582 --> 00:26:28,869
Colin, you did it.
You saved us.
610
00:26:29,023 --> 00:26:30,367
No. That was all Dinesh.
611
00:26:30,444 --> 00:26:32,374
That was quick fucking
thinking with that cop.
612
00:26:32,451 --> 00:26:33,914
Yeah.
613
00:26:35,665 --> 00:26:38,500
Yeah!
614
00:26:38,898 --> 00:26:40,639
Holden!
Get the fuck down!
615
00:26:40,716 --> 00:26:42,011
Monica.
616
00:26:43,124 --> 00:26:44,554
Cheers.
For me?
617
00:26:44,631 --> 00:26:45,836
Yeah!
618
00:26:46,109 --> 00:26:48,161
You saw our coin price,
right?
619
00:26:48,453 --> 00:26:49,802
It's going up.
620
00:26:49,937 --> 00:26:51,318
Well, look at that.
621
00:26:51,395 --> 00:26:53,577
Come on!
622
00:26:53,654 --> 00:26:55,751
Jared finally broke him.
623
00:26:55,828 --> 00:26:57,751
- Get it!
- Yeah.
624
00:27:00,513 --> 00:27:01,798
I like you.
625
00:27:04,457 --> 00:27:06,064
Not in a...
626
00:27:06,242 --> 00:27:07,929
Fuck yeah!
627
00:27:09,683 --> 00:27:10,765
- Uh.
- Yeah.
628
00:27:10,842 --> 00:27:12,705
- You understand what I'm saying.
- Sure.
629
00:27:12,782 --> 00:27:13,998
Come on,
don't be assholes.
630
00:27:14,075 --> 00:27:15,477
We can still do our deal.
631
00:27:15,554 --> 00:27:17,031
You still need
an American partner
632
00:27:17,108 --> 00:27:18,254
- for your network, don't you?
- I believe
633
00:27:18,331 --> 00:27:20,951
we are now entitled
to explore other options.
634
00:27:21,028 --> 00:27:22,442
Thanks for the help,
Gavin.
635
00:27:22,582 --> 00:27:24,986
And, uh, thanks
for the ice cream.
636
00:27:29,305 --> 00:27:32,243
We will tell Jeff Bezos
you say hello.
637
00:27:32,675 --> 00:27:34,838
- Yes?
- Yes.
638
00:27:35,794 --> 00:27:36,919
Yes.
639
00:27:44,146 --> 00:27:45,810
Fuck!
640
00:27:48,998 --> 00:27:50,960
And we'd be right up here.
641
00:27:51,239 --> 00:27:52,822
Ooh!
Love the video fireplace.
642
00:27:52,899 --> 00:27:54,070
Yeah.
643
00:27:56,707 --> 00:27:58,916
Wow. It's magnificent.
644
00:27:58,993 --> 00:28:00,313
It's a little bright.
645
00:28:00,390 --> 00:28:03,451
But I could find
a dark corner to settle into.
646
00:28:05,096 --> 00:28:06,396
It's great.
647
00:28:06,664 --> 00:28:07,875
When do these guys move out?
648
00:28:07,952 --> 00:28:09,317
Oh, no, this isn't our space.
649
00:28:09,394 --> 00:28:11,162
We're actually
right through here.
650
00:28:16,998 --> 00:28:18,568
Here we go.
651
00:28:19,733 --> 00:28:20,916
What do you guys think?
652
00:28:20,993 --> 00:28:22,505
Uh, I'm sorry.
653
00:28:22,582 --> 00:28:24,750
What part of this
would we be renting?
654
00:28:24,827 --> 00:28:25,996
All of it.
655
00:28:26,170 --> 00:28:27,337
What?
656
00:28:27,514 --> 00:28:29,887
Yeah, we're signing
new developers every day.
657
00:28:29,964 --> 00:28:32,375
That's gonna require hundreds
of new engineers, Richard.
658
00:28:32,452 --> 00:28:34,068
And the staff
to support them.
659
00:28:34,145 --> 00:28:37,153
Legal, accounting,
HR, government affairs.
660
00:28:37,230 --> 00:28:38,934
Whoa. Why would we need that?
661
00:28:39,011 --> 00:28:40,547
To deal with
things like the NSA.
662
00:28:40,624 --> 00:28:41,672
They called yesterday.
663
00:28:41,749 --> 00:28:43,791
They have a lot of
questions about our tech.
664
00:28:43,868 --> 00:28:45,981
And about inserting a back door.
665
00:28:46,058 --> 00:28:47,080
We can push back.
666
00:28:47,157 --> 00:28:48,285
Against the government?
667
00:28:48,362 --> 00:28:50,489
- I don't love that.
- I do.
668
00:28:50,566 --> 00:28:51,833
Do you guys wanna
see the second floor?
669
00:28:51,910 --> 00:28:53,012
There's another floor?
670
00:28:53,089 --> 00:28:54,323
There's three more, actually.
671
00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:56,201
This all used
to be part of Hooli.
672
00:28:56,743 --> 00:28:57,949
Okay.
673
00:29:00,731 --> 00:29:02,065
Whoa!
674
00:29:02,290 --> 00:29:04,490
I know.
It's exciting, right?
675
00:29:04,567 --> 00:29:06,947
Sync corrections by srjanapala
676
00:29:07,024 --> 00:29:09,995
♪ All of the ground
is turning green ♪
677
00:29:10,072 --> 00:29:13,613
♪ And Johnny's working
on a big machine ♪
678
00:29:13,691 --> 00:29:18,660
♪ Eight months left for
the working man to sing ♪
679
00:29:20,123 --> 00:29:23,125
♪ Down at the store,
they are selling the ground ♪
680
00:29:23,202 --> 00:29:26,662
♪ And the teenagers are tearing
the church house down ♪
681
00:29:26,769 --> 00:29:31,997
♪ Someday I'm going
to make my getaway ♪
682
00:29:33,457 --> 00:29:35,088
♪ Someday ♪
683
00:29:35,165 --> 00:29:36,739
♪ Someday ♪
684
00:29:36,816 --> 00:29:39,791
♪ All of the children
of the Heavenly King ♪
685
00:29:39,868 --> 00:29:41,958
♪ Are going to run away ♪
686
00:29:42,035 --> 00:29:45,115
♪ Make a getaway ♪
687
00:29:45,256 --> 00:29:46,841
♪ Whoa ♪
688
00:29:46,941 --> 00:29:50,286
♪ Someday, someday ♪
689
00:29:50,363 --> 00:29:53,292
♪ All of the children
of the Heavenly King ♪
690
00:29:53,369 --> 00:29:55,584
♪ Are going to run away ♪
691
00:29:55,661 --> 00:29:59,482
♪ Make a getaway ♪
692
00:30:02,680 --> 00:30:04,135
Thank you!