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(KEYBOARDS CLACKING)

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- You know what, should we...
- Fuck, yeah.

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Uh, yeah, I guess, just
put it in the garage.

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Oh. Uh, where I sleep?

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Yeah, it's just, it's the
only place with room.

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Okay, uh, well, it's
good to face your fears.

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I was scared of intruders
until I had one of those in my room,

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and then I realized if they're gonna
kill me, they're gonna kill me.

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(CHUCKLES) 'Cause he kept whispering that.

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All right.

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(VEHICLE APPROACHING)

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- (TIRES SCREECHING)
- (ENGINE REVVING)

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(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ON SPEAKERS)

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(MUSIC STOPS)

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- Hey, Russ.
- "Hey, Russ?"

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Fuck you, Richard Hendricks!

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"Fuck me," regarding...

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It's all over the blogs,
you took our idea to Gavin Belson?

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- Whoa. I'm sorry, "Our idea"?
- Yeah.

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The new Internet,
we came up with that together

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standing outside of my kid's school,
former school.

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Uh, no. Um, you told me to name an idea,
and so I named one.

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That was my idea,
you were just standing there.

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Yeah, pulling it out of you
like a newborn baby.

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Okay, but, uh, well, if a doctor
pulls a baby out of a pregnant woman

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the doctor doesn't get
to then keep the baby.

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Okay, first of all, my ex-wife is fucking
the doctor that delivered my son

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and they're suing for full custody,
so you're wrong.

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Second of all, this isn't a baby.

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Stop trying to change the subject, Richard!

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Okay, well, uh, I had to go to Gavin
because he owned the patent,

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which, as it turns out,
he just signed over to me,

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so, um, it's actually good that you're here

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because you want in and we need funding.

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Especially since no VC in town will
touch us, not even Monica's new firm.

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So, Gavin pulls out and you want me
to be your sloppy seconds?

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(SCOFFS) It's always about my money,
isn't it?

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Uh, well, you are an investor,
so what else would it be about?

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- My idea!
- It was my idea!

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Well, then fund it yourself.

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Fuck you, Richard Hendricks.

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Fuck you right in your little asshole

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and not in a beautiful way
like Grandpa and Pedro.

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Uh, what the hell was that?

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That was the last wealthy guy in Silicon
Valley that would even fucking talk to us.

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Maybe I'll give him a day to cool off,
try him again tomorrow, something...

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Not so sure about that.

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(TRICKLING)

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- RICHARD: Ugh. Come on.
- Payback's a bitch, isn't it, Richard?

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Whoo-hoo!

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I don't think he knows that's not your car.

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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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Real estate listings?
What, are you looking to move out?

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No, I'm just taking a
little Redfin holiday.

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I find there's a certain
escapist allure to real estate listings.

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I like that one.

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Too bad it's 10 times what I can afford,

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'cause you know, I quit Periscope to go
work for a company with zero prospects,

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'cause fuck me.

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Well, with preconstruction pricing

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this one's actually
only six times more than you could afford

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so, now, let's go onto Amazon

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and see what we could buy
with all those imaginary savings.

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RICHARD: Wait a minute.

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What if we don't need an investor at all?

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Fuck all these VCs.

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What if all we need is a customer?

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Customer for what?
We haven't built a product yet.

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Well, uh, neither have all
those condo builders, right?

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I mean, they're offering a discount
to people who buy before they build.

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We can do the same thing,
but with data storage.

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That sounds like a scam.

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Well, no, it's actually common practice.

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It's how I bought my condo.

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The scam came after when I rented
to a squatter who wouldn't leave.

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Granted, there's no shortage
of huge corporations

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with vast amounts of data,
but it's highly risky.

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I mean, Richard, we'd be
offering to store data

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on a network of cell phones
before we built the app or the network.

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Yeah, but, look, it's no more risky than
working with all these crazy billionaires.

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I mean, Jack and his boxes,

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Gavin just fucked off to go find himself,
who knows where, Peter died.

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Yeah, I guess that makes him crazy.

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The point is, if you don't draw the line in
the sand when some guy pisses in your car,

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where do you, you know?

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Someone pissed in someone's car?

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(CLEARS THROAT) Not literally, no.
It's a, uh, figure of speech, an old one.

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Ah. An adage.

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Anyway, uh, Jared,
let's get a deck together on this.

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Aye, aye, captain.
And, uh, just word to the wise,

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often the first customer
is the hardest one to land.

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Wait, "customer"? Are we pitching?

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Yeah, looks like it.

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God damn, Richie. Let's hit the road!

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We're gonna piss in everyone's car.

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(LAUGHS) Am I using that right?

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RICHARD: Medical groups, sales groups,
insurance companies.

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Jared, yeah. Good work here, really.

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Well, Gavin was right.

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His name certainly opened a lot of doors.

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Ever since your announcement,
everyone has heard of us.

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Jared, you didn't tell all these people

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that Gavin was still working
with the company, did you?

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Well, no, but I never explicitly said
that he wasn't.

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Was that wrong?

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RICHARD: No, Jared. That's fine.

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The tech will speak for itself.

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It certainly will.

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Now, Richard, when we get into that room,
let me do all of the talking.

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And also the tech will talk.

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Wait, so Gavin's not coming?

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- No, but we are. We've already come.
- (CHUCKLES)

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Huh.

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Gavin left the company?

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Yes, um, but what's important,
at least we think, uh,

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is not whether Gavin is gone, but what
brought him to us in the first place,

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and that's the tech.

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Uh-huh.

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Gentlemen, sorry to keep you waiting.

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I'm George Mandechian, CEO.
I'm very excited to...

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(WHISPERING)

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He did? Huh.

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Okay.

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(RICHARD INHALES SHARPLY)

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God damn it. I mean, if peoplejust look at
what we're offering,

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I think they'd be blown away.

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Perhaps we need a new angle.

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I'll fake a seizure.

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- What?
- Pied Piper.

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Hi, I'm Liz Tinsdale,

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Head of Compliance
here at Fiduciated General.

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Erlich Bachman.

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And I'm, uh, Richard Hendricks.

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Are we all here?

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Yes, yeah, we are.

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Uh, sorry, full disclosure, uh,
Gavin Belson has left the company.

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- Oh! Oh, I see.
- His loss.

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He won't be sitting across from someone

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as charming as yourself this afternoon,
will he?

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Okay, well, I mean,
you did come all the way here,

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so, why don't you follow me?

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I'd follow you to the end of the Earth.
Shall we?

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- (WHISPERS) What are you doing?
- What?

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RICHARD: So, as you can see,
your data will be even more secure

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because it will be stored on multiple devices
and we can offer you a very competitive rate.

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You can expect to see
storage savings annually of 25%.

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Wow. That's very impressive, all of it,
but you guys have to understand

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that companies like ours
are particularly risk averse.

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Is it a slight Idaho accent, Liz?

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Oh. It's Montana, actually.

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- Even better.
- Yeah.

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The big blue sky state.

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Well, I knew
you had to have come from above.

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RICHARD: Well, uh, speaking of heaven,

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that's probably where you'll think you are

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when you start saving 25%
on your data storage.

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- (LAUGHING)
- You have a gate from there?

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Liz, you have beautiful skin.

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Um, well, thank you, both of you.

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Listen, I think I know what he's gonna say,
but let me see if I can pull my CTO in here.

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Can you reel it in a little?

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We're trying to make a business deal,
not get you laid.

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I'm not trying to get laid, Richard.

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Clearly she has a lot of
pent up sexual energy,

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likely from working in this worm farm,
so that's the angle I'm taking

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since I'm not allowed to have a seizure.

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Besides, she's going to bat for us.

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You should be thanking me.
The CTO's on the way in.

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Yes, because of the technology
and because of our business proposal.

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Look, can you just, please, for once,
keep your dick out of the equation?

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I really wish I could,

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but my dick is the abacus
upon which this equation

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- will be...
- Guys.

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This is our CTO.

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ERLICH: Oh, great.

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Oh. Oh.

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Hello.

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I'm Dan Melcher, nice to meet you.

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Yeah. Hello.

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Hi, Dan.

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- Do you guys know each other?
- No.

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Ijust said my name was Dan.
That's how he knows.

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Uh, I don't need to waste
any more of your time with this.

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Why don't I... I'll take
this one from here.

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- Okay.
- Oh. Yeah.

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What the fuck are you doing here?

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Very rude, Daniel.

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Although, what can we expect
after TechCrunch Disrupt

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when you sucker punched me
in the goddamn face.

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You fucked my wife.

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I fucked your wives. Plural.

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- Both of them.
- Erlich.

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The customer's always right,
so let's just leave it at "wife," singular,

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- and be done with it.
- Okay.

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I need you to listen to me very carefully.

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It took me a very long, long time
to get back on my feet

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after I got fired from Oracle

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and tech firms wouldn't touch me,

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but I've managed to find
a home here, a life.

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Okay, it's insurance.

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It's not ideal, but it's something,

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and I don't care, whatever it is
that you're selling here,

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I'm not buying it.

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Well, it's a pretty
groundbreaking technology.

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- Oh. Shut the fuck up.
- Okay. Yeah.

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Look at me, never gonna happen. Okay?

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Never going to...

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Dan, did you give the dogs
their medicine this morning?

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Uh, no, was I supposed to?

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Yeah, because remember, I had to go back
to the restaurant

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to get your card that you forgot.

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Uh, yep. Sorry.

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Um, I mean, I guess I could run home.

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- You two married?
- Oh. No, not yet. We're engaged. (CHUCKLES)

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Well, it was nice to meet you both.

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- Bye now, Liz.
- All right, bye, honey.

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Okay.

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ERLICHI Oh, Dan.

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(INHALES DEEPLY)

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Dan, Dan, Dan.

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Dan Melcher,
the guy who beat the piss out of you?

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The very same.

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I looked him dead in the eyes and I said,

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"Daniel, I fucked every
wife you've ever had.

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"Care to go three for three?"

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Needless to say, he did not.

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You don't come off in that story
as well as you think you do.

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So, to avoid being thrice made a cuckold,
he agreed to a deal?

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Well, uh, not yet.

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Melcher actually signed off on it,

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but his fiancée wanted to certify
that what we're trying to build

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complies with their data handling
and security protocols.

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We're reviewing it all tomorrow, actually.

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Ah, I can't wait.
Tomorrow, the real fun begins.

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Uh, no. No, you're not coming.

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- Why not?
- "Why not?" Uh... Geez.

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Well, you fucked Dan's last wife

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the night before he was ourjudge
on the TechCrunch panel

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with absolutely no regard
for what that meant to the company.

240
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What it meant for the company is that
we went to the finals and we won.

241
00:11:42,880 --> 00:11:44,006
Because of the tech.

242
00:11:44,440 --> 00:11:46,920
We won because of the tech, remember?

243
00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:49,048
We're getting this deal
because of the tech.

244
00:11:49,120 --> 00:11:50,680
I'm not letting you fuck this up, okay?

245
00:11:50,720 --> 00:11:54,042
I know you're looking for something to do,
but this is not it.

246
00:11:54,120 --> 00:11:55,936
What do you mean,
I'm looking for something to do?

247
00:11:55,960 --> 00:11:58,096
You're lucky that you've garnished
this much of my time.

248
00:11:58,120 --> 00:12:00,407
I have plenty to do.
Tons of lots of things.

249
00:12:00,480 --> 00:12:01,970
I have a thriving incubator.

250
00:12:05,960 --> 00:12:07,291
It is thriving.

251
00:12:10,800 --> 00:12:12,131
Isn't it?

252
00:12:15,560 --> 00:12:16,607
Fuck yOU, 9W5-

253
00:12:19,360 --> 00:12:22,842
(CLEARS THROAT) Okay, so how soon
can we test our app on a phone?

254
00:12:25,560 --> 00:12:28,882
Look, uh, about all this Erlich stuff...

255
00:12:28,960 --> 00:12:33,010
Oh, no, no, no, I don't want to
talk about him or think about him

256
00:12:33,640 --> 00:12:35,085
ever again. (CHUCKLES)

257
00:12:35,160 --> 00:12:36,685
- Okay.
- Look, I've signed off.

258
00:12:37,040 --> 00:12:42,126
But, Richard, I need you to look me in the
eye and tell me that this is gonna work,

259
00:12:42,480 --> 00:12:44,528
'cause if it doesn't,
I'm completely fucked.

260
00:12:45,200 --> 00:12:47,362
It's gonna work, I promise.

261
00:12:49,080 --> 00:12:52,562
All right. Well, I'm gonna step out,
you're in good hands.

262
00:12:52,640 --> 00:12:54,449
_0kay-
_Okay,

263
00:12:54,520 --> 00:12:56,124
should we start with adjuster records?

264
00:12:56,200 --> 00:12:57,247
Sure.

265
00:12:57,320 --> 00:12:59,256
You guys said you were proficient
in video files, right?

266
00:12:59,280 --> 00:13:01,203
We were a video chat company for a while.

267
00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:02,406
Oh, that's exciting.

268
00:13:02,600 --> 00:13:04,523
Uh, yeah, I guess.

269
00:13:04,800 --> 00:13:06,131
It wasn't really for me.

270
00:13:06,320 --> 00:13:09,449
Um, in fact, actually, just as
we were taking off, I walked away.

271
00:13:09,760 --> 00:13:10,886
Commitment issues?

272
00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:13,651
Uh, I don't know, it's just...

273
00:13:13,720 --> 00:13:17,725
I never really thought that video chat
was the best use of our compression.

274
00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:20,048
Kinda felt like I was settling, you know?

275
00:13:20,640 --> 00:13:21,687
Ooh.

276
00:13:21,840 --> 00:13:22,966
Settling.

277
00:13:23,040 --> 00:13:27,170
RICHARD: Yeah, our company can grow in
ways that we haven't even thought of yet.

278
00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:31,848
I mean, I was gonna spend the rest of my life
just wondering if there was something better.

279
00:13:32,240 --> 00:13:33,656
That's not really a way to live. (CHUCKLES)

280
00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:35,842
And what, I'm gonna say to all my friends,

281
00:13:35,960 --> 00:13:38,167
like, "Oh, this is how I'm
spending my time," you know?

282
00:13:38,240 --> 00:13:40,846
Every morning I get up and it's vidchat

283
00:13:40,920 --> 00:13:43,536
and then I go to bed, it's vidchat,
then I get up again, it's vidchat,

284
00:13:43,560 --> 00:13:45,403
and it's... lwanna kill myself, you know?

285
00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:47,640
Yeah. Yeah, I think I know what you mean.

286
00:13:47,720 --> 00:13:48,721
RICHARD: (CHUCKLES) Yeah.

287
00:13:49,080 --> 00:13:50,600
MONICA: So, what do you think, Erlich?

288
00:13:50,680 --> 00:13:52,330
You're the first person to see the place.

289
00:13:52,400 --> 00:13:55,006
I love the smell of fresh spackle and hope.

290
00:13:55,520 --> 00:13:57,921
Yeah? Two more weeks
and Bream-Hall's in business.

291
00:13:58,640 --> 00:14:01,849
Even better, that donkey Ed Chen and Raviga
were so blindsided

292
00:14:01,920 --> 00:14:03,216
they're running around
with their hair on fire.

293
00:14:03,240 --> 00:14:04,765
Yeah, it's a beautiful world, Erlich.

294
00:14:04,840 --> 00:14:07,491
And after years of busting my ass,
I'm finally doing it.

295
00:14:08,520 --> 00:14:12,889
Oh! And check it out,
we even have swag with my name on it.

296
00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:14,724
- Look, Monica Hall...
- Laufle.

297
00:14:15,280 --> 00:14:20,286
Hello. Well, good. Now that you're both here,
we can dispense with the mindless chitchat.

298
00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:23,170
I'd like to be the first
to offer you, both,

299
00:14:23,240 --> 00:14:26,642
the opportunity to take me off the market.

300
00:14:29,520 --> 00:14:30,646
I don't understand.

301
00:14:30,760 --> 00:14:34,242
I'm saying that I very much respect
what you're doing here, almost revere it,

302
00:14:34,560 --> 00:14:38,087
and I wanted to offer my services
as an associate

303
00:14:38,160 --> 00:14:39,571
and I will not phone it in.

304
00:14:39,640 --> 00:14:41,927
I'll be the first one here at 10:30 a.m.

305
00:14:42,120 --> 00:14:44,407
And the last one to leave
a smidge after 4:00.

306
00:14:44,480 --> 00:14:47,723
I'll, of course, need an office,
an attractive personal assistant,

307
00:14:47,800 --> 00:14:49,802
paternity leave if that goes well,

308
00:14:50,120 --> 00:14:53,647
and an umbrella insurance policy
if that does not go well.

309
00:14:54,120 --> 00:14:55,246
What do you say?

310
00:14:58,000 --> 00:14:59,525
I'd like ajob, dears.

311
00:15:00,080 --> 00:15:02,082
The singular function of this firm

312
00:15:02,160 --> 00:15:05,403
is to ensure that our investors' money
is in wise hands.

313
00:15:05,480 --> 00:15:09,326
If you are known for anything,
it is quite the opposite.

314
00:15:09,560 --> 00:15:10,846
Therefore, no.

315
00:15:12,680 --> 00:15:13,886
(PHONE CLICKING)

316
00:15:14,160 --> 00:15:15,161
I'm sorry, Erlich.

317
00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:18,136
Look, I know you're looking
for something to do, but...

318
00:15:18,160 --> 00:15:22,802
Who is pushing this false narrative
that I'm looking for something to do?

319
00:15:23,160 --> 00:15:24,685
But... What?

320
00:15:24,760 --> 00:15:28,685
But Laurie is my partner and if she doesn't
think you add any real value,

321
00:15:28,760 --> 00:15:30,762
then there's no future for you here.

322
00:15:30,840 --> 00:15:32,444
I gave you weed. A lot of it.

323
00:15:32,840 --> 00:15:33,921
(SIGHS)

324
00:15:34,280 --> 00:15:35,281
You want a fleece?

325
00:15:36,320 --> 00:15:39,767
God, there's something beautiful about
testing your first alpha.

326
00:15:39,840 --> 00:15:42,764
It's like watching a child
take its first steps.

327
00:15:42,840 --> 00:15:46,970
Well, let's see if our space-saver app
actually saves us any space.

328
00:15:47,040 --> 00:15:48,041
(SIGHS)

329
00:15:48,120 --> 00:15:49,770
- All right. Done.
- (BEEPS)

330
00:15:50,520 --> 00:15:51,521
Yeah?

331
00:15:52,200 --> 00:15:54,123
Can I mark this deliverable as complete?

332
00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:57,287
Is our child a dancer? (LAUGHS)

333
00:15:57,400 --> 00:15:59,004
(CLICKING)

334
00:15:59,080 --> 00:16:03,961
Wait, I was only using 32.2 gigs of data
before the test

335
00:16:04,040 --> 00:16:06,805
and now it says I'm using 47.8.

336
00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:09,407
Fuck! Mine expanded also. What the fuck?

337
00:16:09,480 --> 00:16:14,008
Why do I have a photo folder
entitled "Cool hairstyles"?

338
00:16:14,080 --> 00:16:17,607
Why do I have an e-mail for
the "Anton LaVey Fun Run"?

339
00:16:20,800 --> 00:16:22,484
Fuck. We got a merge error.

340
00:16:22,560 --> 00:16:24,483
All of our information is on both phones.

341
00:16:24,560 --> 00:16:26,400
I wonder what kind of
weird shit you get into.

342
00:16:26,640 --> 00:16:28,496
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
What are you doing?

343
00:16:28,520 --> 00:16:31,046
I'm just looking at your very embarrassing
personal information.

344
00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:33,726
Fuck you. If you look at my shit,
I'm gonna look at your shit.

345
00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:35,016
All right. Whoa, whoa. Easy now.

346
00:16:35,040 --> 00:16:37,008
I'll go balls deep on your inbox.

347
00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:40,527
If you've taken one fucking
selfie, I will find it.

348
00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:43,171
Okay. Guys, we've got to calm down. Okay?

349
00:16:43,240 --> 00:16:45,527
Look at this. This is
not where we wanna be.

350
00:16:45,600 --> 00:16:50,242
Let's take a deep breath and let's
just be cool and put our phones down.

351
00:16:51,040 --> 00:16:52,041
Go ahead.

352
00:16:52,920 --> 00:16:55,571
- L'll put it down once he stops touching.
- Okay.

353
00:16:56,280 --> 00:16:57,645
Great. Good.

354
00:16:58,120 --> 00:16:59,565
That wasn't so hard, was it?

355
00:17:01,400 --> 00:17:04,529
- If he can do...
- No, no, no... Okay.

356
00:17:04,960 --> 00:17:05,961
Gotcha.

357
00:17:06,080 --> 00:17:08,606
No, you didn't. Fuck you.

358
00:17:11,080 --> 00:17:12,320
(SIGHS)

359
00:17:12,440 --> 00:17:15,364
Are those almond poppy seed muffins
or lemon poppy seed muffins?

360
00:17:15,440 --> 00:17:19,240
No matter, I'll take both.
And the, uh, whole first floor.

361
00:17:19,640 --> 00:17:22,291
It's been a pretty bad...

362
00:17:23,920 --> 00:17:28,164
Uh, you know what?
Do you have any day-olds?

363
00:17:30,240 --> 00:17:31,651
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

364
00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:35,085
(CLEARS TH ROAT)

365
00:17:36,600 --> 00:17:37,761
Hey, are you sitting here?

366
00:17:38,280 --> 00:17:39,496
What the fuck does it look like?

367
00:17:39,520 --> 00:17:42,330
Sorry, he didn't tell us
who he was inviting to the meeting.

368
00:17:42,400 --> 00:17:43,760
He just said it was a bunch of us.

369
00:17:44,160 --> 00:17:45,241
How many are we?

370
00:17:45,320 --> 00:17:46,576
I think a few other firms are coming.

371
00:17:46,600 --> 00:17:48,728
Sequoia and Greylock,
maybe a few more for this round.

372
00:17:48,800 --> 00:17:51,087
Jeff from Index Ventures.

373
00:17:51,160 --> 00:17:54,926
You brought swag to a pitch meeting?
Yikes, that's so three years ago.

374
00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:56,001
Have you seen Keenan yet?

375
00:17:57,320 --> 00:17:58,367
I don't know who that is.

376
00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:00,764
(ALL LAUGHING)

377
00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:03,726
Seriously though, I don't know
who you're talking about.

378
00:18:03,880 --> 00:18:05,291
(ALL LAUGHING)

379
00:18:05,360 --> 00:18:06,361
Bream-Hall?

380
00:18:07,560 --> 00:18:08,561
Hey, man.

381
00:18:08,840 --> 00:18:09,976
I don't know who you think you are,

382
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:11,456
but you're not supposed
to be at this table.

383
00:18:11,480 --> 00:18:12,925
I don't know who you think you are,

384
00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:15,287
but men aren't supposed to grow tits

385
00:18:15,360 --> 00:18:17,488
and yet there they are
atop your little paunch.

386
00:18:21,840 --> 00:18:22,841
Who the fuck are you?

387
00:18:23,200 --> 00:18:26,249
I'm fucking Erlich Bachman.
Who the fuck are you?

388
00:18:26,440 --> 00:18:27,566
I'm Keenan Feldspar.

389
00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:31,521
And I like the balls on you.

390
00:18:32,760 --> 00:18:34,046
(LAUGHS)

391
00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:35,896
Get out of there. I want
to sit next to this guy.

392
00:18:35,920 --> 00:18:37,046
(LAUGHS)

393
00:18:38,960 --> 00:18:40,530
Oh, man, nice swag.

394
00:18:41,960 --> 00:18:44,281
I tell ya, it is, um, warm in here.

395
00:18:44,400 --> 00:18:48,325
Oh. (SIGHS) Yeah, they, uh,
shut the AC off after midnight.

396
00:18:48,400 --> 00:18:49,481
Oh.

397
00:18:49,560 --> 00:18:51,847
The things this company goes through
to save a dime.

398
00:18:52,240 --> 00:18:53,401
Well, classic Melcher.

399
00:18:53,480 --> 00:18:54,561
(BOTH CHUCKLE)

400
00:18:54,840 --> 00:18:58,640
Okay, should we cover this section
on intrusion detection intervention?

401
00:19:01,880 --> 00:19:02,881
- Liz?
"Huh?

402
00:19:03,120 --> 00:19:06,249
Okay, uh, I don't wanna pry,
but did I do something wrong?

403
00:19:06,360 --> 00:19:10,365
It's just, for the past few hours,
you've been a little, um, checked out.

404
00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:13,250
(STAMMERS) I'm just thinking.

405
00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:15,245
So you're getting cold feet?

406
00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:16,321
What?

407
00:19:16,400 --> 00:19:18,129
It's okay, I know what you're dealing with.

408
00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:19,929
- I don't think you do.
- I do.

409
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:21,206
Trust me. I do.

410
00:19:21,280 --> 00:19:25,729
Okay, I bet someone in your position
has been told many times to

411
00:19:25,800 --> 00:19:27,848
look before you leap,

412
00:19:27,920 --> 00:19:33,165
but, Liz, what about right now you just
leap before you look?

413
00:19:34,520 --> 00:19:35,601
Huh.

414
00:19:35,840 --> 00:19:39,481
Look, I'm gonna go out on a limb here,

415
00:19:39,560 --> 00:19:45,408
but I'm gonna go ahead and say that I'll bet
there's a piece of you deep down inside

416
00:19:46,240 --> 00:19:48,527
that knows this is a good idea.

417
00:19:48,600 --> 00:19:50,489
It's new, it's exciting.

418
00:19:50,560 --> 00:19:55,487
I mean, by God, Liz,
this is the most durable sophisticated,

419
00:19:55,560 --> 00:19:57,881
decentralized storage infrastructure
the world has...

420
00:19:58,800 --> 00:20:00,484
(BOTH MOAN)

421
00:20:05,120 --> 00:20:06,645
- Whoa.
- Uh...

422
00:20:09,320 --> 00:20:11,004
(BOTH MOANING)

423
00:20:14,400 --> 00:20:15,686
(RICHARD YELPS, GRUNTS)

424
00:20:15,760 --> 00:20:17,125
And then itjust happened.

425
00:20:18,440 --> 00:20:19,441
On the floor?

426
00:20:19,520 --> 00:20:21,409
We were like two wild animals.

427
00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:23,568
(CHUCKLES) I'm sure it was magnificent.

428
00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:26,041
I get pissed at Erlich for not keeping
it in his pants,

429
00:20:26,160 --> 00:20:27,491
and then I go ahead and do this?

430
00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:30,404
Shit! I mean, Dan's gonna find out.

431
00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:33,006
I mean, he punched Erlich in the face
for when he did it to him

432
00:20:33,080 --> 00:20:34,456
and now, what do you think
he's gonna do to me, huh?

433
00:20:34,480 --> 00:20:37,086
He's gonna fucking kill me
and then the deal's gonna fall through.

434
00:20:37,160 --> 00:20:40,767
I can't believe ljeopardized
the entire company with my dick.

435
00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:43,525
- Hey, hey, we can get through this.
- Yeah.

436
00:20:43,600 --> 00:20:45,080
All right? First I need some details.

437
00:20:46,560 --> 00:20:47,607
Are you in love?

438
00:20:47,840 --> 00:20:50,844
What? No, no. I barely know her.

439
00:20:50,920 --> 00:20:52,410
Okay. Okay, that's good.

440
00:20:52,520 --> 00:20:55,967
Then we just need to extricate you
from this situation.

441
00:20:56,040 --> 00:20:59,840
Now it's not gonna be easy because
she's very probably in love with you.

442
00:20:59,920 --> 00:21:01,684
(SCOFFS) Jared, I don't
think that that's...

443
00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:04,081
Richard, this is no time
for false humility.

444
00:21:04,200 --> 00:21:05,850
You're a catch. Just deal with it.

445
00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:09,802
Now, you need to break this thing off
clean and clear,

446
00:21:10,200 --> 00:21:13,568
so you just walk into that office
and you look her in the eyes

447
00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:16,325
and you say, "Listen, baby,

448
00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:20,325
"you're getting hitched
and I was born to roam."

449
00:21:21,320 --> 00:21:22,367
"Born to roam"?

450
00:21:23,080 --> 00:21:24,650
Hey, Jared, did I miss any calls?

451
00:21:24,760 --> 00:21:26,205
Not a good time, my man.

452
00:21:26,880 --> 00:21:27,881
Jared?

453
00:21:28,360 --> 00:21:30,089
(SIGHS) Sorry.

454
00:21:30,880 --> 00:21:32,723
Nope, no calls.

455
00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:33,961
What a shocker.

456
00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:35,961
I need to call Tara.

457
00:21:36,040 --> 00:21:38,930
Okay, but I need to hold your phone.

458
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:40,445
It might be sexual in nature.

459
00:21:40,920 --> 00:21:43,082
Well, l think I can handle that. (CHUCKLES)

460
00:21:44,080 --> 00:21:45,081
All right.

461
00:21:45,760 --> 00:21:46,886
No.

462
00:21:47,200 --> 00:21:48,600
Um, something else in here, please?

463
00:21:48,880 --> 00:21:50,041
- Monica...
- Mmm.

464
00:21:50,160 --> 00:21:51,241
The salient...

465
00:21:51,320 --> 00:21:52,765
(ERLICH CLEARS THROAT LOUDLY)

466
00:21:52,960 --> 00:21:54,007
Ladies.

467
00:21:54,600 --> 00:21:55,647
What are you doing here?

468
00:21:55,720 --> 00:21:59,805
I believe the answer to that question

469
00:21:59,920 --> 00:22:04,130
is currently sitting in your unfinished
waiting area.

470
00:22:07,680 --> 00:22:10,081
- Holy shit, is that...
- Keenan Feldspar? Yes.

471
00:22:11,040 --> 00:22:12,326
Why? Have you heard of him?

472
00:22:12,400 --> 00:22:15,210
Of course. Every competent VC has.

473
00:22:15,720 --> 00:22:19,122
His VR headset is reputed to be
the new standard.

474
00:22:19,440 --> 00:22:20,487
Oh, it is.

475
00:22:20,560 --> 00:22:24,531
I tested the prototype last night
at his house. We got quite drunk.

476
00:22:24,600 --> 00:22:27,524
What exactly is he doing
in our waiting area?

477
00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:28,681
Well, Laurie, he's waiting.

478
00:22:29,680 --> 00:22:30,806
Upon my instruction...

479
00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:34,764
(BOTH LAUGH)

480
00:22:36,440 --> 00:22:41,287
Imagine landing the biggest whale
in the valley

481
00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:45,567
two weeks before you launch your firm.

482
00:22:46,280 --> 00:22:50,524
Or should I say, before
"we" launch your firm.

483
00:22:53,440 --> 00:22:56,205
All right. The new build is done.

484
00:22:56,280 --> 00:22:58,282
Ugh. I'm so glad this is over.

485
00:22:58,360 --> 00:23:01,409
I felt like Gibraltar in World War ll,

486
00:23:01,480 --> 00:23:04,609
where he was both crucial and inert.

487
00:23:05,760 --> 00:23:08,730
All right. One press of the button
and we are back to normal.

488
00:23:12,400 --> 00:23:13,401
What's the problem?

489
00:23:14,120 --> 00:23:15,246
I don't know.

490
00:23:16,040 --> 00:23:17,326
What don't you know?

491
00:23:19,040 --> 00:23:21,566
You seem a bit eager to
resolve the situation.

492
00:23:21,640 --> 00:23:23,324
You're almost anxious.

493
00:23:24,360 --> 00:23:25,521
It's a new color on you.

494
00:23:25,600 --> 00:23:26,931
A new color on you would be...

495
00:23:27,040 --> 00:23:30,362
Bah, bah, bah. Even as you're trying
to make a boring, racist comment,

496
00:23:30,440 --> 00:23:32,090
you can't keep your eyes off my phone.

497
00:23:33,120 --> 00:23:34,121
See?

498
00:23:34,200 --> 00:23:36,726
Now, I know all my embarrassing shit
is on your phone,

499
00:23:36,800 --> 00:23:39,485
and if you look at it, you will mock me
endlessly and without mercy.

500
00:23:39,560 --> 00:23:43,246
But what's also true is that you already
mock me endlessly and without mercy,

501
00:23:43,320 --> 00:23:48,850
so I have nothing to lose and potentially
a huge amount to gain.

502
00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:50,968
Guys, this is madness.

503
00:23:51,040 --> 00:23:52,280
I have nothing to hide.

504
00:23:52,360 --> 00:23:54,408
I hear you, and yet...

505
00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:58,160
I'd like to look at my phone.

506
00:23:59,280 --> 00:24:02,250
Sure. Suit yourself.

507
00:24:03,840 --> 00:24:04,966
- Swipe.
- Mmm-hmm.

508
00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:06,447
Unlock.

509
00:24:07,120 --> 00:24:08,167
Mmm.

510
00:24:08,360 --> 00:24:09,361
You sure you don't care?

511
00:24:09,800 --> 00:24:11,404
Does it look like I care?

512
00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:13,001
Okay.

513
00:24:13,280 --> 00:24:14,520
(CHUCKLES)

514
00:24:17,160 --> 00:24:18,321
(SIGHS)

515
00:24:21,040 --> 00:24:22,565
(G ROANS)

516
00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:24,247
Fuck!

517
00:24:24,840 --> 00:24:25,966
What the fuck!

518
00:24:27,240 --> 00:24:29,083
(FLUSHES)

519
00:24:30,080 --> 00:24:31,081
You dick!

520
00:24:33,280 --> 00:24:34,645
- Give me the phone.
- Dinesh...

521
00:24:34,720 --> 00:24:36,768
- Give it to me.
- You are not thinking clearly.

522
00:24:36,840 --> 00:24:38,080
- Ow!
- (PHONE CLATTERS)

523
00:24:38,760 --> 00:24:39,761
Sorry.

524
00:24:53,080 --> 00:24:54,445
Looks like we both lose.

525
00:24:54,520 --> 00:24:55,681
I don't think so.

526
00:24:55,760 --> 00:24:57,046
How do you figure?

527
00:24:57,120 --> 00:24:59,096
'Cause now I know you had some
embarrassing shit to hide.

528
00:24:59,120 --> 00:25:01,122
I don't even need to know what it is.

529
00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:05,205
My phone may be in the toilet, but I win.

530
00:25:05,280 --> 00:25:06,281
No, you don't.

531
00:25:07,200 --> 00:25:08,920
'Cause you'll never know what was on there.

532
00:25:09,760 --> 00:25:13,560
And that will slowly drive you down
a dark path and torment you

533
00:25:13,640 --> 00:25:14,766
so that every fiber...

534
00:25:14,840 --> 00:25:18,640
Nuh-uh! lwin. lwin. lwin. lwin.

535
00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:21,162
Iwin!

536
00:25:22,120 --> 00:25:23,246
(DOOR SLAMS)

537
00:25:24,120 --> 00:25:25,121
Shut up, Jared.

538
00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:32,327
(SIGHS)

539
00:25:34,840 --> 00:25:36,604
- Last night.
- (BOTH CHUCKLE)

540
00:25:36,720 --> 00:25:37,801
Yeah.

541
00:25:37,960 --> 00:25:40,645
- Last night was...
- Bad.

542
00:25:40,880 --> 00:25:42,564
- Bad. Bad. Yeah.
- Yeah, it was bad.

543
00:25:42,640 --> 00:25:46,167
Bad. Yeah. It was such a bad thing
to have done.

544
00:25:46,240 --> 00:25:49,687
Worst sex I think I've ever had by far.

545
00:25:51,920 --> 00:25:55,003
Oh! So it was bad for you, too.

546
00:25:55,080 --> 00:25:57,686
Yeah. I mean it wasjust all elbows.

547
00:25:58,320 --> 00:26:00,641
I mean, how many times did our teeth clink?

548
00:26:01,080 --> 00:26:02,923
Uh, too many. Too many.

549
00:26:03,040 --> 00:26:04,087
- You know?
- Too many.

550
00:26:04,160 --> 00:26:05,446
And you move your head a lot.

551
00:26:06,840 --> 00:26:10,242
- Well, passion.
- None, right?

552
00:26:10,320 --> 00:26:12,288
I know, and, like, right out of the gate.

553
00:26:12,360 --> 00:26:16,126
When I took my top off
and you actually said the word "gulp."

554
00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:17,696
- I said it? Out loud?
- Yeah. Mmm-hmm.

555
00:26:17,720 --> 00:26:20,041
Okay, well, mistake on my part.

556
00:26:20,120 --> 00:26:23,488
As bad as it was, you
know, and it was bad...

557
00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:25,329
- Um...
- Okay.

558
00:26:25,760 --> 00:26:27,922
Really awful.

559
00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:29,161
- I get it.
- I just...

560
00:26:30,240 --> 00:26:35,610
If there's an upside to any of this,
it would be that I realize now

561
00:26:35,680 --> 00:26:37,409
what I have in Dan.

562
00:26:37,480 --> 00:26:39,926
Silver lining. So that's nice.

563
00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:43,209
Listen, I can't do this anymore.
This, what we...

564
00:26:43,280 --> 00:26:47,251
So ljust wanna, if we could just
close the deal, be done with it,

565
00:26:48,200 --> 00:26:52,091
and if it's okay with Dan,
it's fine with me. So...

566
00:26:52,160 --> 00:26:53,844
Good. Okay.

567
00:26:54,440 --> 00:26:57,967
Okay. So I will come back and get my stuff
when you're gone.

568
00:26:59,720 --> 00:27:01,370
- No, I'm just gonna...
- So...

569
00:27:01,440 --> 00:27:02,646
The door.

570
00:27:02,720 --> 00:27:04,400
- I was born to roam anyways, so...
- Yeah.

571
00:27:12,480 --> 00:27:13,891
- Richard!
- (ELEVATOR DINGS)

572
00:27:16,520 --> 00:27:17,681
(ELEVATOR DINGS)

573
00:27:22,040 --> 00:27:23,041
Lizjust told me.

574
00:27:25,240 --> 00:27:26,287
- She did.
- Yup.

575
00:27:29,760 --> 00:27:33,560
And if it's fine with her,
then I guess the deal's fine with me.

576
00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:35,321
So, it's approved.

577
00:27:36,560 --> 00:27:37,880
- Good.
<i>- L'll</i> ride down with you.

578
00:27:38,560 --> 00:27:40,449
Oh, you don't have to. Okay.

579
00:27:40,520 --> 00:27:41,806
(ELEVATOR DINGS)

580
00:27:42,560 --> 00:27:44,642
(ELEVATOR MUSIC PLAYING)

581
00:27:48,160 --> 00:27:49,161
Listen,

582
00:27:50,320 --> 00:27:51,321
it goes without saying,

583
00:27:53,120 --> 00:27:57,921
but Liz can never find out about that
whole thing between us.

584
00:28:00,240 --> 00:28:01,651
Okay. Yup.

585
00:28:03,040 --> 00:28:04,929
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)