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Are these my favorite
nail beds I've ever seen?

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No, but they're fine.

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Okay.

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You know, I wasn't actually
going to come here,

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but then I thought, you know,
I could use a walk.

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And, urn, well, l'vejust been working on this
peer-to-peer Internet thing.

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- And, um, well, lthink better when lwalk...
- Mm-hmm.

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...but if I'm going to be thinking and walking,
I might as well walk somewhere specific.

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Hey, when was the last time you slept?

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Um...

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I don't know.

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Well, I know I was going to sleep last night,

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but uh... (CHUCKLES)
I thought I had this solve

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for this computational trust issue
I've been working on,

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but it turns out I didn't have a solve.

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But it was too late,
I had already drank the whole pot of coffee.

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Okay. But, you know, I'm busy,
I got to see patients all the time.

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- Sorry, I don't want to interrupt you.
-lnteresting. What are you doing?

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Sorry, Just one second.

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- I just had a quick thought.
- Why are you writing it on there?

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Well, I mean, you change these
between every patient, right?

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I guess I'm going to have to now.

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You know, all the guys at the house,
they think I'm nuts. But I'm not nuts.

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Hey, you know, they say that after
Alan Turing was chemically castrated,

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he got a lot less annoying.

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- What was that?
- Hmm?

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Nothing, that's just something to think about.

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Okay. Sure, yeah.

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- Pen, please.
- Right, yeah.

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Go ahead and pay the lady out front.

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Cash is always appreciated.

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How the hell does this thing work?

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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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Question for you.

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What are better than octopus recipe?

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Answer for you.

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Eight recipes for octopus.

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My grandmother give me a family recipe
before she died in a horrible way.

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Wait, what?

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Sorry.

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We knew Jian-Yang's app
was in the food space,

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but we assumed that it was camera-based.

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Like you take a photo of food,

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the app returns
nutritional information or recipes,

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or how it was sourced.

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Yeah, like Shazam for food.

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Exactly. But this, I mean, this is...

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Shazam for food.

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No, Shazam is not my vision.

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Of course, they know
that you're not pitching Shazam.

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That already exists.

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This would be a Shazam for food.

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- No.
- Sorry, language barrier.

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Do you speak Mandarin? Anybody? No?

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(SPEAKING MOCK-MANDARIN)

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- That's not Mandarin.
- He's a stickler for the accent.

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No. My app is a seafood. Like a food

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-in the sea.
- That you can see.

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- See food. S-E-E food.
- Oh.

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- See food.
- Now, that we like.

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- Seafood. It's like a food in the sea.
-(SPEAKS MOCK-MANDARIN LOUDLY)

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(CHATTERING)

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GAVIN: (MUTTERS) Fuck.

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(CHATTERING)

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Oh, Gavin. Gavin.

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I heard about your PiperChat issue,
those COPPA fines are no joke.

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Could be billions.

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I'm acutely aware, Jack.

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Listen, after all you've done for me,

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bringing me into the Hooli sandbox,
letting me play here.

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What if, hypothetically,

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I had a way to delete the underage accounts
and the chat data in question?

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Hypothetically, I could blame it on
a malfunction of my EndFrame box servers.

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The board would have
nothing to blame you for.

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Jack, I'm speechless.

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I'm embarrassed to say it,
but I was beginning to question your loyalty.

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(MUTTERS) Yeah.

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(BUZZING)

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Well, you should've.
I said it was hypothetical.

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Didn't say I'd do it.

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4BEEPS)
-¢OCKCUCKS

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Why don't you go ahead
and take a seat, Gavin?

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Uh, you guys, Gavin Belson just got fired.

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- JAREDI Richard.
- BIG HEAD: Wait, what?

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GILFOYLE: Shit, that's huge.

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"There are unconfirmed reports
that Belson violated Hooli protocol

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"in the acquisition of a company
that contained toxic assets."

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Oh, that's us.

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Oh, my God. Gavin's been fired?

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Did you fall in the pool?

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On. (CHUCKLES)

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No. No, ldidn't. lwas, um,
dangling my feet in,

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'cause it was cool and refreshing
and just helping me think.

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And then since I was wet anyway,

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I purposefully started
to wade around in the pool.

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Uh... But don't worry, no. ldidn't fall in.

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Uh... (CHUCKLES) I'm not a spaz.

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"Belson will be succeeded by
'Action' Jack Barker,

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"a veteran tech CEO.

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"Barker commented, 'We at Hooli pledge to
work with the Federal Trade Commission

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"'to resolve this matter and commit ourselves
to earning back the public trust."'

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RICHARD: Wow, Dinesh,
you really stuck it to him.

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- God, they're pinning it all on Gavin.
- Holy shit.

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Dude, you're moist.

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Oh, I'm sorry. Yeah, I'll go and get a towel.

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I mean, Dinesh, you're a giant slayer.

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As long as he's the one taking
the fall for these underage users,

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I thought I'd have to, like,
answer to Congress or something.

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Yeah, that makes sense.

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You were worried sick about the wrath
of a bloated and inept bureaucracy,

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but feel totally comfortable having crossed
a spiteful and vindictive megalomaniac

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with unlimited funds.

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Shut up.

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Gavin wouldn't come after me personally.

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I think you might be the first Pakistani man

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to be killed by a drone
inside the United States.

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People don't have people killed in the Valley.

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Not even Gavin Belson. Okay?

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(SCOFFS)

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Right, Jared?

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I once saw him throw a sloth
down a flight of stairs after a presentation.

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And he said it was an accident,
but he had this look in his eyes.

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- I can't rule it out.
-(DOOR OPENS)

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"A legacy lost.

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"CEO and chief innovator,
Gavin Belson, exits Hooli."

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The end of the Gavin Belson era.

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And if all goes well,

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is the beginning of the era of Erlich Bachman
and his funky Asian dude friend.

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Jian.

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Jian?

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ERLICH: Jian-Yang!

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Coleman Blair and Associates just offered us
a seed investment of $200,000

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for the Shazam of food.

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All we have to do is dazzle them
with the demo on Monday,

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and, uh, the check will...

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- What the fuck?
- Huh?

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Is that my vintage Corona Club beach towel?

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Yes. Um, lwas in the pool, but I got out.

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ERLICH: That's a beach towel,
not a pool and...

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Where were you? I was referring to you
as my funky Asian friend.

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The passenger door's all fucked up.
I told you there's no demo.

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I'm making my recipe app.

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You're going to walk away from $200,000?

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You know who walks away
from that kind of money, Jian-Yang?

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Richard, a crazy person.

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Crazy? No. Opposite.

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He walked away from $10 million,
now look at him.

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Wet pants, stealing towels,

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babbling about technical issues
that he can't solve.

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I am one computational trust issue
away from solving this thing.

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Is this how you want to end up?

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(SIGHS DEEPLY)

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No.

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He's a cautionary tale.

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RICHARD: Nope, not true.
Not a cautionary tale.

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Got a lot of work to do.
I'll be in the pool. Not crazy.

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- I mean, it's like... Wow. (LAUGHS)
- JARED: Richard.

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Hey, uh, Erlich, just FYI,

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I actually did some, um,
image recognition stuff on NipAlert,

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so maybe you could hire me
to help on the demo.

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'Cause my dad's been, like,
kind of on me lately to, like, get ajob,

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or go to school,

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'cause he's upset
that I lost all that money on PiperChat.

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And then also you helped me
lose that 20 million on Bachmanity.

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Big Head, um, Jian-Yang's culture,
he's... (WHISPERS) Chinese...

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(NORMAL VOICE) ...won't allow
him to accept outside help.

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Oh, right. 'Cause of Chinese.

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Okay, well, that makes sense.

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If either of you could aid in the construction
of this image recognition software,

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I can pay you handsomely.

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Huh. Five years at ASU, then you dropped out.
No degree?

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BIG HEAD; Mm-hmm.

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Pretty solid C's in all of your CS classes.

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Right.

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But really more incompletes than anything.

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Yeah, a lot of those classes
were at 11:00 a.m., so...

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I'm sorry.

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But I don't think
you're Stanford CS material, Mr. Bighetti.

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Yeah, that's totally fair. Thanks so much.

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Have a nice day.

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Oh, hey. Did you get this
at a party on Alcatraz?

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Yes.

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Oh, cool. I got one there, too.

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Or, I mean, I guess technically
I bought one there. (LAUGHS)

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I bought everything there.

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Excuse me?

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Oh, Bachmanity was my VC fund.

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(GASPS) What?

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- It stands for venture capital...
- I know. I'm...

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(GASPS)

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Wait, Nelson Bighetti.
Were you on the cover of <i>Wired</i> Magazine?

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Yeah. And actually inside, too. (CHUCKLES)

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Can I get you some coffee?

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GAVIN: <i>The last 24 hours
have been very painful.</i>

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<i>But in the days to come,</i>

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<i>what I will be thinking of most is all of you,</i>

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<i>the good people of Hooli,</i>

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<i>and what we've built together.</i>

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<i>And yes, we built great products here,
great products.</i>

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<i>But I like to think we built
an even greater connection,</i>

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<i>so in the spirit of that connection,</i>

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<i>if any of you would like
to say something to me,</i>

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<i>positive or negative, this is the time.</i>

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<i>I encourage you to be completely honest.</i>

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(MAN COUGHS)

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(SIGHS)

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<i>Don't be shy.</i>

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<i>This is most likely
the last chance we have to talk.</i>

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<i>Anything at all?</i>

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(SCATTERED COUGHING)

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<i>Ah. Here we go.</i>

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<i>Todd, our senior systems engineer.</i>

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(FOOTSTEPS ECHOING)

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I'm sorry, but it's my official duty
to escort you off the property.

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I understand. Thank you for your dedication.

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And relieve you of your badge.

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Yes.

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I guess this is it then.

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Good bye, Hoover.

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Your parking hang tag.

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RICHARD: I mean, do you think I'm crazy
for chasing this thing?

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Don't ask me,
I'm hardly in a position to judge.

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I mean, you do realize I'm literally
the only person in this entire grocery store

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who's actually buying stuff for myself.

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I don't know. Maybe these people are right.

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Maybe I just drop this one,

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move on and become some
pathetic fucking TaskRabbit, you know.

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Hey, I have a family, asshole.

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Oh, sorry, not you. The other ones.

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Look, if you can't crack this idea,
there's no shame.

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I mean, a lot of really smart people
have gotten stuck on it.

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Please. Like who?

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Peter Gregory for one.

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Peter was thinking about
a fully decentralized Internet?

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Why wouldn't you mention this to me?

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Because he walked away from it
and you seemed so excited about it.

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I thought you had a new angle.
I didn't want to discourage you.

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Oh, what, 'cause I'm some delicate
little flower, I couldn't handle it?

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The thing is, Peter tended
to cling to things and he gave up on this.

240
00:12:00,240 --> 00:12:02,083
I mean, he must've had a reason.

241
00:12:04,040 --> 00:12:06,611
Wait, Peter was
a compulsive note taker, right?

242
00:12:06,840 --> 00:12:07,887
What about his journals?

243
00:12:07,960 --> 00:12:09,610
I mean, do you guys still have them?

244
00:12:09,960 --> 00:12:12,725
Richard, I am on thin ice as it is at Raviga.

245
00:12:12,800 --> 00:12:14,325
No, Monica, listen to me, okay?

246
00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:16,209
I haven't slept in days.

247
00:12:16,280 --> 00:12:19,443
I'm walking into pools fully clothed.
This is all I think about.

248
00:12:19,880 --> 00:12:21,086
Please.

249
00:12:21,320 --> 00:12:23,926
Fine. Butjust this once.

250
00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:25,889
- Yes. Thank you.
-(CELL PHONE BUZZES)

251
00:12:26,680 --> 00:12:28,409
- Fuck, it's Erlich.
- What?

252
00:12:28,480 --> 00:12:32,405
He wants me to help spin up this demo for
Jian-Yang's bullshit "Shazam for food" app.

253
00:12:32,840 --> 00:12:34,842
Wait, the thing that Coleman Blair
just bought? That was them?

254
00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:38,527
Yeah. But they haven't bought it yet.
I mean, they sign the deal on Monday.

255
00:12:38,720 --> 00:12:42,691
But it's all contingent on a working demo,
which they do not and will not have.

256
00:12:43,520 --> 00:12:45,921
- Interesting.
- Oh, you're doing great work, by the way.

257
00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:48,002
- Fuck you.
- Definitely. Thank you.

258
00:12:51,600 --> 00:12:53,602
I'll have those forms to you by Friday.

259
00:12:55,040 --> 00:12:59,489
Yeah, so it's called SeeFood,
but it's S-E-E food, get it?

260
00:13:00,360 --> 00:13:04,410
Yes, Erlich Bachman showed me a demo
and, I mean, this thing is incredible.

261
00:13:05,160 --> 00:13:09,165
Yeah, and Coleman Blair is going to get
the whole deal for only 200K.

262
00:13:09,400 --> 00:13:12,563
But here's the thing,
they don't close until Monday.

263
00:13:12,720 --> 00:13:14,165
I mean, ifl had Laurie's ear,

264
00:13:14,560 --> 00:13:17,245
I would tell her that we should
pay them today and close the deal.

265
00:13:17,400 --> 00:13:20,210
And Bachman would jump on it in a second.

266
00:13:22,280 --> 00:13:25,045
(SCOFFS AND MUTTERS)
Go choke on that, bro-han.

267
00:13:28,080 --> 00:13:29,127
DINESH: Very funny.

268
00:13:30,680 --> 00:13:32,648
- What's funny?
- This message.

269
00:13:32,720 --> 00:13:34,484
"Hey, I'm a big fan of
what you did to Gavin Belson.

270
00:13:34,560 --> 00:13:36,085
"L've seen your photo and think you're cute,

271
00:13:36,160 --> 00:13:37,810
"would love to meet up. Mia."

272
00:13:38,240 --> 00:13:40,242
- Fuck you.
- I didn't send that.

273
00:13:40,680 --> 00:13:42,569
- Oh, you didn't?
- My hand to Satan.

274
00:13:43,400 --> 00:13:45,528
Before you go ahead
and get a little brown boner in your pants,

275
00:13:45,600 --> 00:13:47,682
you might want to consider
that it's not a woman.

276
00:13:47,760 --> 00:13:49,922
I bet you're being catfished by Gavin himself.

277
00:13:50,880 --> 00:13:52,041
Oh, fuck.

278
00:13:53,960 --> 00:13:56,088
- But“
- But what?

279
00:13:56,160 --> 00:13:58,606
On the off chance that this is
an actual, real woman,

280
00:13:58,680 --> 00:14:00,967
getting murdered
seems like an acceptable risk.

281
00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:02,849
(DOOR OPENS AND SHUTS)

282
00:14:02,920 --> 00:14:04,126
- Oh, hey.
- Hey.

283
00:14:04,640 --> 00:14:05,926
BIG HEAD: Let me ask you something.

284
00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:08,287
Do you think wearing the name of the college
you're going to to class

285
00:14:08,360 --> 00:14:09,361
is, like, the same thing

286
00:14:09,440 --> 00:14:12,330
as wearing the name
of the band you're going to to a concert?

287
00:14:12,400 --> 00:14:13,481
What?

288
00:14:13,760 --> 00:14:15,410
- Did you get into Stanford?
- Yeah.

289
00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:17,801
And this is totally going
to get my dad off my back.

290
00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:20,082
And they said they liked my story.

291
00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:24,051
So I'm going to take a CS class there,
and they're so nice.

292
00:14:24,120 --> 00:14:27,602
I was asking if it was going to be pass/fail,
and they were like, "lt's up to you."

293
00:14:27,840 --> 00:14:29,842
And then I said,
"ls there going to be homework?"

294
00:14:29,960 --> 00:14:32,531
And they were like, "Only if you want it."

295
00:14:32,640 --> 00:14:35,450
And so then, I guess
I have to decide if I want it.

296
00:14:35,640 --> 00:14:38,803
Which kind of already feels like homework.
But do you think...

297
00:14:43,040 --> 00:14:44,610
RICHARD: Holy shit.

298
00:14:45,640 --> 00:14:48,803
It's like we just walked
right into Peter Gregory's brain.

299
00:14:49,120 --> 00:14:52,886
Actually, I think Peter's brain
is in a cryo-locker in Menlo Park.

300
00:14:55,160 --> 00:14:59,131
Oh, hey, I, uh, remember
this photo from Peter's office.

301
00:14:59,800 --> 00:15:02,644
It's still so weird to me
that he and Gavin Belson were ever friends.

302
00:15:06,520 --> 00:15:07,521
(WHIRS)

303
00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:09,324
<i>- AUTOMATED VOICE: Select destination.
- No, no, no.</i>

304
00:15:09,400 --> 00:15:11,721
<i>- Optimizing route to Ara/Ion.
- No, thank</i> you.

305
00:15:13,400 --> 00:15:14,765
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

306
00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:18,004
Hold on. Wait, are all these
Peter Gregory's notebooks?

307
00:15:18,120 --> 00:15:19,121
MONICA: Um...

308
00:15:19,200 --> 00:15:20,804
- Are they? Are they his thoughts?
- Richard,

309
00:15:20,880 --> 00:15:23,690
remember you promised
you were going to get some sleep tonight.

310
00:15:23,760 --> 00:15:24,841
Yeah, lwill.

311
00:15:25,080 --> 00:15:27,321
All right, I'm, uh,
going to leave you guys to it.

312
00:15:27,480 --> 00:15:28,481
Oh. Uh,

313
00:15:28,680 --> 00:15:31,047
Erlich didn't get a call
from Ed Chen today, did he?

314
00:15:31,280 --> 00:15:34,841
Yeah. I, uh, heard them on speakerphone
'cause Erlich was Neti Potting.

315
00:15:34,920 --> 00:15:36,843
I think, uh, they're meeting tonight.

316
00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:39,045
Good to know.

317
00:15:40,160 --> 00:15:42,162
- What?
-lt's sesame seeds.

318
00:15:44,200 --> 00:15:45,964
- To SeeFood.
- To SeeFood.

319
00:15:46,040 --> 00:15:48,611
And to a fully expensed meal on Raviga's tab.

320
00:15:48,880 --> 00:15:50,450
And to you, Ed Chen,

321
00:15:50,520 --> 00:15:52,284
who pulled the wool over Laurie Bream's eyes

322
00:15:52,360 --> 00:15:54,283
and got us two hundo-thou.

323
00:15:54,880 --> 00:15:55,927
Sight unseen.

324
00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:58,731
Well, she had some concerns
about getting into business with you again,

325
00:15:59,360 --> 00:16:02,204
but I can pretty much talk
that broad into anything.

326
00:16:02,480 --> 00:16:04,289
- Ha! Cheers to that.
-(LAUGHS)

327
00:16:04,640 --> 00:16:06,085
(J IAN-YANG LAUGHS)

328
00:16:06,640 --> 00:16:08,210
You're a con man, like Erlich.

329
00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:10,409
(CHUCKLES) What does that mean?

330
00:16:10,520 --> 00:16:13,364
It's a little term of endearment
we have around the house.

331
00:16:13,800 --> 00:16:15,370
Uh, a confident man.

332
00:16:15,440 --> 00:16:17,488
He sees me as a confident man,
and he looks up to me.

333
00:16:17,760 --> 00:16:20,286
You know, you have to be patient with him,
'cause he's a bit of a moron.

334
00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:21,881
- Moron?
- No, no, no.

335
00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:25,402
I mean, he's not in tech,
and how about this palapa, huh?

336
00:16:25,560 --> 00:16:26,800
Are we in the islands or what?

337
00:16:26,920 --> 00:16:31,005
Sorry. This app isn't going to suck, right?

338
00:16:31,320 --> 00:16:35,245
If it sucks, it's my ass.
You guys have a working demo, right?

339
00:16:35,880 --> 00:16:36,881
(LAUGHING)

340
00:16:37,440 --> 00:16:39,761
We're going to slow down on the, uh...

341
00:16:39,840 --> 00:16:42,127
(STAMMERS) ...servings for the little one.

342
00:16:42,400 --> 00:16:46,166
So, he's from China, a small town,
not used to our big city liquor,

343
00:16:46,240 --> 00:16:47,571
and no, no, no, no...

344
00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:48,641
Jian-Yang.

345
00:16:48,760 --> 00:16:49,841
(SPEAKING MAN DARIN)

346
00:16:49,920 --> 00:16:53,083
It's really very important.
You gotta provide us with a profitable app.

347
00:16:53,440 --> 00:16:56,284
- No, I've never made any demo.
- No? Why?

348
00:16:56,400 --> 00:16:57,367
(IN ENGLISH) Boys, boys.

349
00:16:57,440 --> 00:16:59,204
Let's speak in English. It's the law.

350
00:16:59,280 --> 00:17:00,327
(SPEAKING MAN DARIN)

351
00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:01,765
What I wanna create is an octopus recipe.

352
00:17:01,920 --> 00:17:03,160
An octopus recipe?

353
00:17:03,240 --> 00:17:04,730
What I'm gonna say is...

354
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:06,843
(SPEAKING ENGLISH)
I'm a big fat fucking asshole.

355
00:17:06,960 --> 00:17:09,008
Okay, now. That's me.

356
00:17:09,400 --> 00:17:11,562
ERLICH: Why would I call myself
a big fat asshole?

357
00:17:11,800 --> 00:17:15,361
The liquor's gotten to the little fellow.
And I wouldn't listen to a word he has to say.

358
00:17:15,880 --> 00:17:17,245
(GUN FIRING ON VIDEO GAME)

359
00:17:18,280 --> 00:17:21,284
Oh, uh, hey, Gilfoyle. This is Mia.

360
00:17:22,640 --> 00:17:23,846
Are you going to murder Dinesh?

361
00:17:24,680 --> 00:17:25,681
No.

362
00:17:25,800 --> 00:17:26,801
Bummer.

363
00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:31,644
Wait, Gilfoyle?
Are you the Gilfoyle from Bovine Dawn?

364
00:17:32,480 --> 00:17:33,481
Maybe.

365
00:17:34,840 --> 00:17:36,285
I'm M-l-four.

366
00:17:36,360 --> 00:17:37,361
GILFOYLEI N0 shit.

367
00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:41,170
I always thought you were a fat, bald weirdo.

368
00:17:41,360 --> 00:17:44,443
Well, she's not. She's a thin, hairy regular.

369
00:17:45,480 --> 00:17:46,641
You know, you were totally wrong

370
00:17:46,720 --> 00:17:49,530
about the dump of all the
hacking team's best exploits.

371
00:17:49,920 --> 00:17:51,888
No, if you look at what happened
with the Equation Group,

372
00:17:51,960 --> 00:17:53,530
it was basically the same thing.

373
00:17:54,840 --> 00:17:57,889
She's right. You're wrong.
Um, should we head out?

374
00:17:59,520 --> 00:18:00,521
Don't wait up.

375
00:18:02,360 --> 00:18:03,805
Oh, my God.

376
00:18:04,160 --> 00:18:06,811
- Oh, my fucking God!
- Richard? What is it?

377
00:18:07,480 --> 00:18:09,642
Jared, look. It's all here.

378
00:18:09,920 --> 00:18:13,322
Peter Gregory knew the value
of a completely decentralized Internet.

379
00:18:13,400 --> 00:18:14,731
I mean, look, look.

380
00:18:14,800 --> 00:18:16,484
-(RICHARD READING)
-(CHUCKLES)

381
00:18:17,360 --> 00:18:18,327
I mean, look.

382
00:18:18,400 --> 00:18:21,563
Even back then, Peter was worried
that the Internet would become

383
00:18:21,640 --> 00:18:24,211
this shitty corporate-controlled thing,

384
00:18:24,280 --> 00:18:27,204
that Hooli and all these
other companies manipulate today.

385
00:18:27,680 --> 00:18:28,647
But the idea is real.

386
00:18:28,720 --> 00:18:31,326
It's just that Peter didn't think it was feasible

387
00:18:31,400 --> 00:18:36,201
unless compression surpassed
the theoretical limit of a 2.9 Weissman Score.

388
00:18:36,480 --> 00:18:38,209
We shattered that limit at TechCrunch Disrupt.

389
00:18:38,280 --> 00:18:39,964
- Yeah, baby! Exactly.
- Ha!

390
00:18:40,200 --> 00:18:43,522
I mean, God damn it. I always knew there was
a perfect application for my algorithm.

391
00:18:43,720 --> 00:18:46,246
These notes, all this,
this is going to save me months, this is it.

392
00:18:46,400 --> 00:18:50,450
I mean, lwas right all along, lwas right.
Can I try something?

393
00:18:50,720 --> 00:18:51,721
Yeah.

394
00:18:52,480 --> 00:18:53,481
(LAUGHS) W00!

395
00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:56,690
- Okay.
- I don't know.

396
00:18:56,880 --> 00:18:58,120
- Woo!
- Woo!

397
00:18:58,240 --> 00:19:00,720
Woo! Woo!

398
00:19:02,040 --> 00:19:03,326
Woo!

399
00:19:05,160 --> 00:19:06,241
- Sorry.
- That's okay.

400
00:19:07,920 --> 00:19:09,410
(MUSIC PLAYING FROM SPEAKERS)

401
00:19:15,360 --> 00:19:16,441
So,

402
00:19:16,520 --> 00:19:17,760
do you like movies?

403
00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:19,845
It depends on the movie.

404
00:19:20,120 --> 00:19:21,610
I'm the exact same way.

405
00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:23,849
It being a movie
doesn't mean I'm going to like it.

406
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:26,321
Would you care for some wine
or a cocktail tonight?

407
00:19:26,560 --> 00:19:28,324
Uh, just water, please.

408
00:19:28,920 --> 00:19:30,081
Just water, please.

409
00:19:33,640 --> 00:19:36,371
I love water. I do.

410
00:19:36,920 --> 00:19:41,369
Oceans, rivers, lakes.

411
00:19:42,920 --> 00:19:46,003
When does a pond become a lake?

412
00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:49,167
I wonder if it's depth.

413
00:19:52,840 --> 00:19:54,126
Where are those waters?

414
00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:56,328
I felt like we ordered waters a while ago.

415
00:19:56,400 --> 00:19:58,084
- And they're... What?
-(CELL PHONE BUZZES)

416
00:19:59,120 --> 00:20:00,121
(MUTTERS) Fucking prick.

417
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:02,001
What?

418
00:20:02,280 --> 00:20:04,567
Oh, nothing. It wasjust a text from Gilfoyle.

419
00:20:04,840 --> 00:20:06,604
Gilfoyle isn't a prick.

420
00:20:06,920 --> 00:20:09,651
- Yeah, I'm sorry.
- He's a motherfucking prick.

421
00:20:10,440 --> 00:20:12,249
- What?
- That guy sucks.

422
00:20:12,320 --> 00:20:14,243
Everyone hates him on the message boards.

423
00:20:14,440 --> 00:20:16,841
You know, putting a face to the name
made so much sense.

424
00:20:16,920 --> 00:20:19,207
- Right, 'cause his face sucks, too. Yeah.
- Totally.

425
00:20:19,320 --> 00:20:21,721
I have to find this one post of his,
it was insane.

426
00:20:21,800 --> 00:20:23,131
You know, he has no friends.

427
00:20:23,240 --> 00:20:26,403
He pretends like he's all dry and witty,
but he's just a monotone piece of shit.

428
00:20:26,480 --> 00:20:29,484
And being a Satanistjust means you're ugly
and you're leaning into it.

429
00:20:29,640 --> 00:20:30,641
(LAUGHS)

430
00:20:30,800 --> 00:20:32,165
- That's right.
-(LAUGHS)

431
00:20:32,680 --> 00:20:35,081
You know what, can I get a glass of Malbec?

432
00:20:35,160 --> 00:20:36,685
Unless, do you want to get a bottle?

433
00:20:36,880 --> 00:20:38,370
Yeah, let's get a bottle of Malbec.

434
00:20:38,640 --> 00:20:40,324
- Fucking Gilfoyle.
-(LAUGHING) Right?

435
00:20:42,120 --> 00:20:43,360
(STUDENTS CHATTERING)

436
00:20:48,040 --> 00:20:50,646
Mr. Bighetti. When you're ready.

437
00:20:51,800 --> 00:20:53,370
Uh, ready for what?

438
00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:54,521
(CLASS LAUGHS)

439
00:20:56,040 --> 00:20:58,168
I'm like the class clown already. (CHUCKLES)

440
00:20:59,360 --> 00:21:00,771
Why is my name on the board?

441
00:21:00,840 --> 00:21:03,002
(CLASS LAUGHS)

442
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:05,490
(MUTTERS) Oh, n0.

443
00:21:07,680 --> 00:21:08,841
Laurie, you wanted to see me?

444
00:21:09,360 --> 00:21:11,362
Oh. Yes, Monica. Sit.

445
00:21:12,320 --> 00:21:13,651
Are you pregnant?

446
00:21:13,760 --> 00:21:14,761
Yes.

447
00:21:14,840 --> 00:21:16,330
Congratulations.

448
00:21:17,560 --> 00:21:19,767
- On?
- On being pregnant.

449
00:21:20,520 --> 00:21:21,521
Oh.

450
00:21:21,600 --> 00:21:22,601
Yes.

451
00:21:23,120 --> 00:21:27,091
Friday afternoon, Ed Chen convinced rne
to bid against Coleman Blair

452
00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:29,128
on an app entitled "SeeFood."

453
00:21:29,320 --> 00:21:33,405
It's run by Bachman,
and the one who smoked in the offices.

454
00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:36,730
Well, Ed is very persuasive.

455
00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:38,922
This morning he made the case

456
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:42,721
that since you have a longstanding
relationship with Bachman,

457
00:21:43,080 --> 00:21:47,130
and since you are a talented VC
who deserves a second chance,

458
00:21:47,400 --> 00:21:48,686
his words,

459
00:21:48,960 --> 00:21:50,007
you should take lead.

460
00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:52,607
What?

461
00:21:53,840 --> 00:21:54,921
RICHARD: I mean, look at this drawing.

462
00:21:55,040 --> 00:21:57,247
I drew the exact same thing
on my doctor's butt paper.

463
00:21:58,240 --> 00:22:00,242
I mean, Peter had the exact same idea,

464
00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:02,322
he was just waiting
for compression to catch up.

465
00:22:02,400 --> 00:22:03,845
Which it did, thanks to me.

466
00:22:04,040 --> 00:22:05,326
(LAUGHS)

467
00:22:06,640 --> 00:22:08,165
Cheer up, Richard.

468
00:22:08,440 --> 00:22:09,930
Yes, but here's the best part, okay.

469
00:22:10,160 --> 00:22:13,323
Peter never foresaw the ubiquity of
Internet-connected computing devices.

470
00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:14,401
Right?

471
00:22:14,920 --> 00:22:18,481
Cameras, refrigerators, TVs, baby monitors,

472
00:22:18,560 --> 00:22:22,929
not to mention the billions-plus smartphones
that are floating around the world.

473
00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:24,570
I mean, who here has a smart phone, right?

474
00:22:24,800 --> 00:22:28,407
You, you, me, Jian-Yang, Dinesh, Monica.

475
00:22:28,480 --> 00:22:31,245
Richard, you don't have to name
everyone you know.

476
00:22:31,960 --> 00:22:34,725
Point is, you all thought I was crazy

477
00:22:34,800 --> 00:22:36,609
when lwalked into the swimming pool
with my clothes on.

478
00:22:37,240 --> 00:22:39,925
- But it turns out I was fucking right, okay?
-(DOOR OPENS AND SHUTS)

479
00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:41,047
So not crazy.

480
00:22:41,120 --> 00:22:42,724
Opposite, you poor idiots.

481
00:22:43,160 --> 00:22:44,161
(LAUGHS)

482
00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:45,930
How was school, Timmy?

483
00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:48,287
Oh, not great. They made me teach.

484
00:22:48,640 --> 00:22:49,766
Teach what?

485
00:22:49,840 --> 00:22:50,841
Stanford.

486
00:22:51,440 --> 00:22:53,647
You're a professor
at Stanford now, Big Head?

487
00:22:54,120 --> 00:22:56,168
No, that would be crazy. I'm a guest lecturer.

488
00:22:56,280 --> 00:22:57,281
-(DOOR KNOB RATTLES)
-(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

489
00:22:58,360 --> 00:22:59,361
(POUNDING ON DOOR)

490
00:23:01,400 --> 00:23:04,961
What are you doing?
It was open. And you have the keys.

491
00:23:05,120 --> 00:23:06,121
Huh.

492
00:23:06,800 --> 00:23:08,040
Strange, did you change the locks?

493
00:23:08,120 --> 00:23:12,364
'Cause the keys were working last night
when I went for my date.

494
00:23:12,440 --> 00:23:15,922
'Cause I haven't come back
to the house since my date. So...

495
00:23:19,320 --> 00:23:20,446
I did sex on her.

496
00:23:21,680 --> 00:23:22,681
- Good.
- Cool.

497
00:23:22,760 --> 00:23:23,727
Yeah, that's great.

498
00:23:23,800 --> 00:23:25,609
Nice, man. Who is she?

499
00:23:25,800 --> 00:23:27,564
Um, her name is Mia.

500
00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:30,120
And she is a-Mia-zing.

501
00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:33,409
Um, she hates Gilfoyle
almost as much as I do, so...

502
00:23:33,480 --> 00:23:34,481
Huh.

503
00:23:34,680 --> 00:23:38,571
Jumping headlong
into a sexual relationship with M-l-four.

504
00:23:39,520 --> 00:23:40,521
Ballsy.

505
00:23:40,600 --> 00:23:42,489
But I'm sure you've thought
through the consequences.

506
00:23:42,680 --> 00:23:45,490
Well, we weren't really doing a lot of thinking.
You know what I mean?

507
00:23:45,560 --> 00:23:46,561
Oh, wow.

508
00:23:46,920 --> 00:23:48,843
Mia is a legit hacker.

509
00:23:49,160 --> 00:23:51,083
People say that she's taken
on the Chinese government,

510
00:23:51,200 --> 00:23:54,204
and here you are after one meal
in an intimate relationship.

511
00:23:54,320 --> 00:23:55,321
So?

512
00:23:56,080 --> 00:23:58,731
So, what do you think she'll do
if you try to break up with her?

513
00:23:59,360 --> 00:24:00,691
GILFOYLE: Or disagree with her?

514
00:24:00,760 --> 00:24:02,967
Or disappoint her in any way?

515
00:24:03,160 --> 00:24:06,767
Like by confessing
that you're badass takedown of Gavin Belson

516
00:24:06,880 --> 00:24:08,211
was a total accident.

517
00:24:09,240 --> 00:24:11,288
Unless you've already told her.

518
00:24:12,320 --> 00:24:13,321
It didn't come up.

519
00:24:13,480 --> 00:24:15,448
Well, I'm sure that when she finds out

520
00:24:15,520 --> 00:24:18,490
that your entire relationship
is based on a lie of omission,

521
00:24:18,600 --> 00:24:20,045
she'll be very understanding.

522
00:24:20,280 --> 00:24:22,089
So what? We just won't break up.

523
00:24:22,240 --> 00:24:23,366
Ever?

524
00:24:24,040 --> 00:24:25,201
- Even
-(DOOR OPENS)

525
00:24:26,280 --> 00:24:30,842
Erlich, do you know how badly Ed Chen
just fucked me with Laurie?

526
00:24:30,920 --> 00:24:32,251
Let me tell you something,

527
00:24:32,320 --> 00:24:35,210
a threesome is always awkward,
especially the first one.

528
00:24:35,400 --> 00:24:38,643
- Laurie being a little bit older...
-l'm talking about SeeFood.

529
00:24:38,720 --> 00:24:40,131
What do you and Jian-Yang have?

530
00:24:40,200 --> 00:24:41,201
Oh.

531
00:24:41,280 --> 00:24:42,281
A whole lot of nothing.

532
00:24:44,120 --> 00:24:46,407
-(SIGHS)
- Are you... No. No, no, no.

533
00:24:46,480 --> 00:24:49,450
SeeFood has to be great.
Myjob depends on it.

534
00:24:49,520 --> 00:24:52,126
Ed Chen bailed
and dumped the whole thing on me.

535
00:24:52,720 --> 00:24:56,122
Richard, can I speak with you
in the kitchen for a moment?

536
00:24:56,200 --> 00:24:57,201
Yep. Sure.

537
00:24:58,600 --> 00:25:00,409
So, what's up?

538
00:25:01,800 --> 00:25:03,040
Well, here's the thing.

539
00:25:05,240 --> 00:25:08,164
Remember that phone number
you were curious about in here?

540
00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:11,130
Well, it's not a phone number,
it's a patent number.

541
00:25:12,160 --> 00:25:15,084
A patent for exactly
what you were planning to build.

542
00:25:15,320 --> 00:25:17,049
Uh, so Peter patented it.

543
00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:20,170
No. I, um, spoke to Brian Fong.

544
00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:21,721
Who?

545
00:25:23,720 --> 00:25:25,370
- JARED: Brian Fong.
- Oh.

546
00:25:25,440 --> 00:25:28,569
He told me that Peter
was very excited about the idea,

547
00:25:28,640 --> 00:25:30,085
but there was some resentment

548
00:25:30,160 --> 00:25:33,164
that he wasn't focused more
on what the team was working on.

549
00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:36,244
So, one of them went out
and got a patent on it.

550
00:25:36,880 --> 00:25:38,086
Why didn't this guy pursue it?

551
00:25:38,160 --> 00:25:40,128
Well, the patent was just a roadblock

552
00:25:40,200 --> 00:25:42,965
to keep Peter focused
on the company they were starting.

553
00:25:43,760 --> 00:25:47,321
A company that went on
to be known as Hooli.

554
00:25:47,600 --> 00:25:48,931
Wait, wait, wait.

555
00:25:49,440 --> 00:25:50,646
(INHALES DEEPLY)

556
00:25:50,840 --> 00:25:55,880
So you're telling me
that the perfect application of my algorithm

557
00:25:55,960 --> 00:25:58,486
belongs to Gavin fucking Belson.

558
00:25:58,680 --> 00:25:59,966
I'm afraid so.

559
00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:10,809
Richard? Are you okay?
-(CLATTERING)

560
00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:13,531
Uh, yes, just putting something away.

561
00:26:18,520 --> 00:26:20,010
(CLATTERING)

562
00:26:46,640 --> 00:26:48,642
(PANTING)

563
00:26:52,600 --> 00:26:53,601
(DOOR CLOSES)

564
00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:56,126
Yep, not crazy.

565
00:26:56,640 --> 00:26:57,641
Qpposite.

566
00:26:59,520 --> 00:27:01,124
-(POUNDS ON DOOR)
- JARED: Richard, you got to let me in.

567
00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:02,406
I have your shoe.

568
00:27:03,320 --> 00:27:08,121
All right, I'm sorry to barge in here,
but you have to eat something or you'll...

569
00:27:22,520 --> 00:27:25,091
(INTERCOM TRILLS AND RINGS)

570
00:27:27,080 --> 00:27:28,844
-(cucl<s)
- MAN: (ow INTERCOM) Hello.

571
00:27:30,240 --> 00:27:33,289
Uh, hi. It's Richard. Hendricks.

572
00:27:33,400 --> 00:27:34,731
Uh, Richard Hendricks.

573
00:27:35,120 --> 00:27:38,488
I'm here for Gavin Belson
and we really need to talk.

574
00:27:41,520 --> 00:27:42,726
(INTERCOM BEEPS)

575
00:27:42,800 --> 00:27:44,404
(GATE BANGS, CLAN KING)

576
00:27:54,960 --> 00:27:57,566
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