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Hello?
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Can anyone hear me?
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DINESH: This is unbelievable.
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There are 7,000 people watching this stream,
and it's working flawlessly.
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Rebuffering events are below 0.5%.
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GILFOYLE: Even when his sobbing
shakes the camera,
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there's no blocking at all.
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I mean, the quality is great.
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Why?
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More good news. There's a storm coming.
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There's no way the EMS guys
can get up there.
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This could go on all day.
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Appreciate your cooperation here, gentlemen.
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We'll see you this afternoon.
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Richard, I'm sorry about that.
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Oh, no, it's fine.
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The lead counsel of the company
that's suing us
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just marched their engineer
through the house
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to make sure the platform they want to seize
is ready for them. (SCOFFS)
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Felt great.
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It's like they assume they've already won.
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Is there any chance they haven't?
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ERLICH: God damn it, Richard!
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In addition to stealing
two of my four-packs of Fage yogurt,
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your ship-jumping coder cunts
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happened to walk off
with the rest of our toilet paper, so that...
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Hmm.
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Speaking of shit that can't be
wiped away and flushed,
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how are you, Mr. Mohanahan?
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Morning, Mr. Bachman.
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I don't suppose you have
anything to say to me
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by way of an apology?
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- For?
- For the embarrassing ordeal
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that you put me through yesterday
in front of over nine people.
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I think you should be the one
apologizing, Mr. Bachman.
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You lost your composure
and ruined our entire case.
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I'll see you gentlemen at 3:00.
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I shan't be attending, out of contempt,
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so this will have to serve as our goodbye.
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Don't let the door hit ya where God split ya.
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- I'm sorry.
- No.
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- Richard, I'll see you there?
- Yeah.
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Uh, Pete?
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Do we have any chance of winning this?
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When you hired me,
I told you I would never lie to you, Richard.
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Yeah, that's true. You did.
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I'll see you at 3:00.
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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- Oh, hello, neighbor.
- Neighbor.
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Not for long. Louise helped me sell my house.
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The ferret laws are
much more enlightened in Arizona.
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Arizona, huh?
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You'll be dead in a month.
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We'll miss you.
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This your home?
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Indeed it is.
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Are you interested in selling? It's a great time.
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Not interested.
There are people in there who depend on me,
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human people, not weasel animals.
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It's a ferret.
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- Weasels.
- NOAH: Ferrets!
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Corner lot, good square footage,
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I could probably get you
a lot more than I got Noah.
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How much did you get him?
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Wait. You're selling the house just like that?
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It wasn't a rash decision. I agonized over it.
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- But what about your incubator?
- What about it, Jared?
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Pied Piper has caked its pants,
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Jian Yang's chances of investment
have literally gone up in smoke,
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and you heard what Monahan said
in court yesterday.
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Market forces and random events
have conspired against me
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to make the success of my incubator
all but impossible.
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Functionally, all I've really achieved
is running a flop house where guys have shat,
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jerked off and paid me no rent.
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MAN". Why won't anyone come get me?
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Well, we have accomplished one other thing.
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We're up over 20,000 viewers.
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Holy shit. Really?
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Yeah, Buzzfeed linked to us.
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Now we're picking up on Reddit.
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This guy falling off a cliff
is the first good luck we've had.
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And right as we're gaining traction,
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we have to hand it all over
to Gavin fucking Belson.
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This is fucked.
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We can't give it to him
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if we don't have it to give.
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What do you mean?
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We do have it to give, and we have to give it.
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100% of what he's trying to take from us
exists digitally on servers in this house.
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If we nuke them,
there's nothing for him to seize.
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As far as he knows, it's an accident.
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No one would believe that.
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Two weeks ago, we accidentally erased
one-third of lntersite's entire library.
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I think we've established our ineptitude
beyond a reasonable doubt.
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Fuck it.
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I say we delete everything.
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No.No.No.No.
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Guys, that's not what we do.
We don't destroy things.
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Not on purpose, anyway.
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Right? Isn't that the whole reason
why you got into this in the first place,
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to build cool shit?
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I mean, look at that livestream.
It's fucking perfect.
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And even if Hooli ends up owning it,
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we built it, with no resources
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and a fucking stream of endless obstacles.
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I don't know, I mean,
I kind of want to see how big it can get,
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right up until the point where Gavin Belson
has to fucking take it from us.
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(PHONE BUZZES)
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Guys, who is Manny Pa-qui-oh?
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Pacquiao? He's one of the most famous
people on the planet Earth.
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Oh! Manny Pacquiao, the Filipino legislator.
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No, boxer.
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Okay, well, he just tweeted
a link to our livestream.
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And he has almost two million followers.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, fuck.
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We got to scale up
if we're going to handle that kind of traffic.
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DINESH: I'm gonna compress the manifests.
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I'll kill the highest bitrate
to give us more headroom.
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(KEYBOARD CLACKING)
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I've always wanted to be
part of a suicide pact.
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- What?
- That's not what we're doing.
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Hey, Gilfoyle, we're up to 50,000 views.
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Whoa. It is, like, 500 degrees in here.
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Yeah. Anton is really starting to sweat.
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Yeah, I still can't believe
you gave the servers a man's name.
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Sorry, I couldn't remember
your mother's name.
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Hey, why don't I just open up
the garage door?
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Let some fresh air in here.
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Yeah, sure, if you want
the cooling system to shut down
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and everything in here to turn to magma.
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Actually, with all the new servers
I have running,
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we're about to max out the amperage
and blow the main breaker anyway.
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Sooner or later, Gilfoyle's servers
are gonna fail, and then it's all done.
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My servers can handle 10 times the traffic
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if they weren't busy
apologizing for your shit codebase.
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DINESH: Oh, yeah? Well, my codebase
could handle this traffic,
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fuck your mother,
make a video of it, upload it,
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-and even that video would not rebuffer.
- Hey, Pete.
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Hey, I just heard from the judge.
He's gonna call us in an hour early.
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Early? What does that mean?
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Well, it's either a very good or a very bad sign.
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Well, actually, it's almost always bad.
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I take it back. It's a bad thing.
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Why don't you head over,
I'll see you when you get there, okay?
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Hey. guys, I gotta go.
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It's time.
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Try to keep it online
as long as you can, okay?
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(CRYING) Why?
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- The picture quality is remarkable.
- Mmm-hmm.
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And this is all hosted at a data center
they built themselves in their garage.
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MAN: Please help me.
MONICA: That's right.
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- Very impressive.
- MAN: Please someone help me!
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It's already becoming a meme
in the Philippines. Look.
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- (GUITAR PLAYING IN TUNE)
- Why won't anyone come help me?
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Can anyone hear me?
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(LAUGHS)
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MAN: Hello?
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And Filipinos find this amusing?
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- MAN: Can anyone hear me?
- Apparently.
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Please help me.
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I've lost all feeling below the waist.
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- Why?
- They are a fascinating people.
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How are the numbers?
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Unless people start getting bored
and tuning out, we're gonna hit our capacity.
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Fuck.
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MAN". I'm so dehydrated.
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I'm gonna have to urinate
into my water bottle.
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Uh, this guy's gonna drink his own piss?
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That's too good.
We're gonna fail by succeeding.
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Jared, I need you
to plug those servers in now.
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Aye-aye, captain.
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What a shit-circus. Good riddance.
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- You're never gonna sell.
- What?
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I mean, look what's happening here.
It's magical.
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The only thing magical
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is how much this house has appreciated
in the last three years, Jared.
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I'm selling.
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I mean, that's just money. it has no real value.
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It literally defines value.
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Look at this check. All right?
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You can't actually cash it,
but think about what it represents.
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It's priceless.
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Jared, I saw your entire HR file.
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It was in the Hooli disclosure.
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You had a fat salary and stock options.
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By now, you would be a senior VP.
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But instead, you walked away
to wrangle extension cords
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for a company that will be defunct
in maybe 30 hours.
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If you're not kicking yourself,
even just a little bit,
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you are objectively insane.
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I can always find another job,
but look at us doing this.
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It's intoxicating.
Don't act like it's not magical.
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It is.
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(BANGING)
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What the fuck is that?
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Jesus Christ!
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What the fucking fuck?
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Hey, guys.
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On the day that I'm showing the place?
Are you serious?
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I had to shorten up the cable run, so...
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This is the shortest distance to the garage.
Had to do it.
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It's magical.
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Huh.
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RICHARD: So, start with the wide end.
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Oh, Richard.
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(WATER RUNNING)
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Here, let me help you with that.
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- May I?
- Uh...
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- Relax.
- Okay.
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Just gonna tie your tie.
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All right.
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I feel terrible it's come to this, Richard.
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But who knows?
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Sometimes things like this are for the best.
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I know this one is for me.
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(CLEARS THROAT) If you hadn't
blackmailed me into this arbitration,
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I was gonna have to go
in front of the Hooli Board of Directors
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and ask for $250 million to buy you out.
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Wow. $250 million?
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Believe it or not,
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your algorithm is the only way
to make Nucleus work.
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I was ready to pay whatever it took.
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Let me ask you this.
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If I offered you 10 million
for Pied Piper right now,
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before we even go in there, would you take it?
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Really? You'd do that?
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(LAUGHS) No, of course not.
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I'm about to get it for free.
I'm just fucking with you.
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I'm sure you'll come up with plenty more
once-in-a-lifetime ideas, Richard.
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Or not.
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There you go.
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Mmm-hmm.
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Good luck in there, Richard.
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Gilfoyle, what are you doing?
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Jamming the breakers so they don't trip.
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That's not a huge fucking fire hazard?
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Yeah, of course it is. This whole shit box
could go up at any second.
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No, no. No. No fires in here.
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I already had that conversation
with Jian Yang, I think.
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Two hundred thousand views. Fuck!
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Gilfoyle, we need to build
the caching mechanisms now!
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It's the only way the clusters will scale.
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Okay, sounds good. Do it.
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I can't do it on my own, Gilfoyle!
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Hey, Erlich, I need another coder here!
None of these guys can help me.
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Sorry, amigo. I don't code anymore.
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- (KNOCKING)
- Remember? Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.
249
00:11:13,560 --> 00:11:15,927
Well, then we're fucked.
This thing is gonna crash any second.
250
00:11:17,120 --> 00:11:18,201
Mr. Bachman,
251
00:11:18,320 --> 00:11:20,607
- I am sorry to drop in on you like this...
- DINESH: Erlich, Seriously!
252
00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:21,966
-...but I have got the buyers here.
- DINESH: Shit!
253
00:11:22,040 --> 00:11:23,530
He's gonna drink his own piss!
254
00:11:23,920 --> 00:11:25,445
- Gilfoyle, I need some fucking help!
- Sorry, Louise,
255
00:11:25,520 --> 00:11:28,729
-this isn't a great time. I'm entertaining...
- GILFOYLE: I told you already, I'm busy!
256
00:11:28,800 --> 00:11:31,804
...and I have some minor cosmetic repairs
to do before I show the house.
257
00:11:31,920 --> 00:11:33,763
Oh, no, they don't even need to look inside.
258
00:11:33,880 --> 00:11:36,087
They only want the property for the lot value.
259
00:11:36,160 --> 00:11:38,811
- DINESH: Seriously, I can't do this by myself!
- Lot value? Meaning?
260
00:11:39,120 --> 00:11:42,329
You have to realize your house
is a total teardown, right?
261
00:11:43,120 --> 00:11:44,565
They want to tear this place down?
262
00:11:44,680 --> 00:11:46,728
DINESH: Gilfoyle, the caching mechanisms!
We're gonna crash!
263
00:11:46,800 --> 00:11:48,609
GILFOYLE: I told you, get Erlich to do it.
264
00:11:48,680 --> 00:11:49,886
DINESH: Richard said keep it online!
265
00:11:49,960 --> 00:11:51,724
- Uh, Mr. Bachman.
- DINESH: I can't do this by myself!
266
00:11:51,800 --> 00:11:54,406
They want to make an offer
right now, all cash.
267
00:11:54,480 --> 00:11:57,689
Mr. Bachman, I think
you would be foolish to turn this down.
268
00:12:00,640 --> 00:12:01,926
Did you just call me a fool?
269
00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:03,968
- No. All I meant was...
- Madam,
270
00:12:04,040 --> 00:12:07,249
you do not call a man a fool
on the transom of his own home.
271
00:12:07,320 --> 00:12:10,324
A home that happens to be
the world headquarters of a company
272
00:12:10,400 --> 00:12:13,609
keeping streaming video
of a man who's about to drink his own urine
273
00:12:13,680 --> 00:12:16,251
online for tens of thousands of Filipinos.
274
00:12:16,320 --> 00:12:18,607
Does that sound like foolishness to you?
275
00:12:18,680 --> 00:12:22,446
So, you can tell your clients, respectfully,
that they may go fuck themselves.
276
00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:24,001
(SLAMS)
277
00:12:25,920 --> 00:12:26,967
(CRYING)
278
00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:33,001
(MAN CRYING)
279
00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:37,766
All right, I'm gonna start compiling varnish
to cache the manifest.
280
00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:40,923
Dinesh, you reduce the seeds
in the P2P swarm, got it?
281
00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:42,126
Let's fucking do this.
282
00:12:42,240 --> 00:12:43,651
I knew you wouldn't sell.
283
00:12:43,720 --> 00:12:47,566
Jared, respectfully, shut the fuck up.
I'm working.
284
00:12:47,640 --> 00:12:49,005
(SIZZLING)
285
00:12:49,120 --> 00:12:51,487
MAN". I don't wanna drink my pee.
286
00:12:53,200 --> 00:12:54,440
What's that smell?
287
00:12:54,520 --> 00:12:58,081
...which I weighed
in making my final decision.
288
00:12:59,360 --> 00:13:01,647
A decision I do not take lightly.
289
00:13:02,400 --> 00:13:03,526
Now, in concerning...
290
00:13:03,600 --> 00:13:04,931
(MAN CRYING ON PHONE)
291
00:13:06,720 --> 00:13:09,690
Mr. Hendricks, are you on your phone?
292
00:13:10,880 --> 00:13:11,881
No.
293
00:13:13,240 --> 00:13:17,723
It says, "Aim at the base of the fire."
That's the servers.
294
00:13:17,800 --> 00:13:20,087
If you hit those servers,
you kill our livestream, Jared.
295
00:13:20,160 --> 00:13:21,605
All right. I don't know what to do!
296
00:13:21,680 --> 00:13:25,969
- Maybe we should do verbal SWOT analysis?
- DINESH: 298,000! 299,000!
297
00:13:26,080 --> 00:13:27,411
Our check is burning!
298
00:13:27,480 --> 00:13:29,482
He's drinking his own urine.
He's drinking his piss.
299
00:13:29,560 --> 00:13:31,164
We're up over 300,000 viewers!
300
00:13:31,240 --> 00:13:34,130
- Hello? I'm down here! Hello?
- (HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING)
301
00:13:34,200 --> 00:13:35,486
DINESH: Wait, who the fuck is that guy?
302
00:13:35,560 --> 00:13:37,642
Wait, wait. They're rescuing him.
303
00:13:37,720 --> 00:13:40,530
(CRYING) Why did it take you so long?
304
00:13:42,680 --> 00:13:44,170
Wait. He shut it off.
305
00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:46,971
290, 270... Everyone's leaving.
306
00:13:47,040 --> 00:13:48,371
It's over.
307
00:13:49,440 --> 00:13:50,521
Holy shit.
308
00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:53,644
- We did it.
- We fucking did it.
309
00:13:53,720 --> 00:13:55,609
We stayed online till the end.
310
00:13:56,240 --> 00:13:57,287
(LAUGHING)
311
00:13:57,360 --> 00:13:58,646
Fuck,yeah.
312
00:13:58,720 --> 00:13:59,721
(LAUGHING)
313
00:14:00,480 --> 00:14:01,925
- (ELECTRICITY FRIZZLES)
- Oh!
314
00:14:04,920 --> 00:14:06,684
I wonder if Richard got to see that.
315
00:14:08,320 --> 00:14:10,891
...which is why I had no recourse
316
00:14:10,960 --> 00:14:15,045
but to rule that, since Mr. Hendricks,
by his own admission,
317
00:14:15,120 --> 00:14:19,205
used Hooli equipment
to facilitate the development of Pied Piper,
318
00:14:19,640 --> 00:14:22,689
then pursuant to California Labor Code,
319
00:14:22,760 --> 00:14:27,971
Hooli has a right to ownership
of Pied Piper's underlying IP.
320
00:14:29,880 --> 00:14:31,723
- MAN: Congrats.
- (CHATTERING)
321
00:14:31,800 --> 00:14:33,484
- Congratulations.
- Well done.
322
00:14:34,200 --> 00:14:35,929
- Very well done.
- Congratulations.
323
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:38,162
You did a very good job, very impressive.
324
00:14:39,640 --> 00:14:41,210
PETE: Richard, I'm sorry.
325
00:14:41,280 --> 00:14:42,645
I really am.
326
00:14:48,480 --> 00:14:51,643
We're now at 78 viewers,
which still seems high.
327
00:14:51,720 --> 00:14:53,688
Like, who's watching a blank screen?
328
00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:55,410
We never went down, gents.
329
00:14:55,480 --> 00:14:56,606
Anton really carried us.
330
00:14:56,840 --> 00:14:58,569
DINESH: Oh, one, still a weird name,
331
00:14:58,640 --> 00:15:01,291
and two, this was
a win for our software stack.
332
00:15:01,360 --> 00:15:04,125
Your software can choke
on my fat fucking balls.
333
00:15:04,200 --> 00:15:05,486
Guys.
334
00:15:06,880 --> 00:15:08,564
Richard just texted me.
335
00:15:08,640 --> 00:15:09,641
He says delete it.
336
00:15:10,240 --> 00:15:11,571
- What?
- He says,
337
00:15:11,680 --> 00:15:15,127
"We just lost. It's my company.
Delete it all. Now."
338
00:15:18,320 --> 00:15:19,810
(SOFTLY) Motherfucker.
339
00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:24,370
Now, Pied Piper, you conceded
on all of these minor counts.
340
00:15:24,440 --> 00:15:28,411
Accordingly, on the count
of wrongful solicitation,
341
00:15:28,480 --> 00:15:32,883
I find Richard Hendricks did indeed
breach his contract with Hooli
342
00:15:32,960 --> 00:15:37,329
when he hired away a Hooli employee,
one Donald Dunn,
343
00:15:37,400 --> 00:15:41,644
AKA Jared, AKA O.J., apparently.
344
00:15:42,720 --> 00:15:45,610
But this is where things get interesting.
345
00:15:45,920 --> 00:15:49,606
Mr. Belson, there is language in this contract
346
00:15:49,680 --> 00:15:53,207
that the California Supreme Court
has deemed unlawful.
347
00:15:53,760 --> 00:15:56,684
Preventing Mr. Dunn
from seeking employment elsewhere
348
00:15:56,760 --> 00:15:59,843
is a violation of his rights.
349
00:15:59,920 --> 00:16:01,490
Are you aware of this?
350
00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:05,009
I was not, but I'm willing
to drop that count altogether
351
00:16:05,080 --> 00:16:06,241
if it makes things easier.
352
00:16:06,720 --> 00:16:08,643
Well, here's the thing.
353
00:16:08,720 --> 00:16:12,042
This clause was unlawful
354
00:16:12,120 --> 00:16:16,648
when you included it
in Mr. Hendricks' employment agreement.
355
00:16:16,720 --> 00:16:19,530
Right. As I said,
I'm willing to just move past this.
356
00:16:19,600 --> 00:16:22,001
See, again, I don't think you understand.
357
00:16:22,080 --> 00:16:25,163
If Mr. Hendricks hadn't hired Mr. Dunn,
358
00:16:25,240 --> 00:16:28,847
or you hadn't pursued him for that hire,
359
00:16:28,920 --> 00:16:31,685
I'm not sure I would've noticed the violation.
360
00:16:31,800 --> 00:16:34,280
But you did, so I did.
361
00:16:34,680 --> 00:16:35,681
(SOFTLY) What's happening?
362
00:16:35,760 --> 00:16:37,125
Justice, baby.
363
00:16:37,200 --> 00:16:39,282
And what I find is,
364
00:16:39,360 --> 00:16:42,170
this is an unenforceable contract.
365
00:16:42,240 --> 00:16:43,969
It is null and void.
366
00:16:44,040 --> 00:16:49,524
So, effectively, Mr. Hendricks never had
a valid employment agreement with Hooli.
367
00:16:49,600 --> 00:16:55,767
As a result, Hooli has no claim
to ownership of Pied Piper's underlying IP.
368
00:16:56,920 --> 00:16:58,888
That is my ruling.
369
00:16:59,080 --> 00:17:03,961
And per your arbitration agreement,
it is binding and final.
370
00:17:06,120 --> 00:17:07,804
Thank you, everyone.
371
00:17:10,680 --> 00:17:15,049
What the fuck just happened? We lost?
You gotta be fucking kidding me!
372
00:17:15,120 --> 00:17:18,044
We won. We won, right?
I mean, Pied Piper is ours?
373
00:17:20,800 --> 00:17:23,167
Richard, not long ago,
374
00:17:23,240 --> 00:17:25,891
emergency workers
pulled me out of the flaming wreckage
375
00:17:25,960 --> 00:17:27,962
-of my Mercury Grand Marquis.
- All right.
376
00:17:28,680 --> 00:17:31,570
Today, you pulled me out of
the flaming wreckage of my life,
377
00:17:31,640 --> 00:17:33,290
and those flames burn far hotter.
378
00:17:33,360 --> 00:17:34,646
- Sure.
- For that, I thank you.
379
00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:35,721
Yeah, you're welcome.
380
00:17:35,800 --> 00:17:38,326
I used to take a tampon,
soak it in grain alcohol,
381
00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:40,323
and stick it up into my rectum.
382
00:17:40,400 --> 00:17:41,765
That got me high, Richard,
383
00:17:41,840 --> 00:17:44,650
but not half as high
as the drug you just gave me.
384
00:17:44,720 --> 00:17:46,085
You know what that drug's called?
385
00:17:46,880 --> 00:17:47,961
No.
386
00:17:48,240 --> 00:17:49,366
A second chance.
387
00:17:50,440 --> 00:17:52,568
Right on. Uh...
388
00:17:52,640 --> 00:17:54,210
Well, thank you. You did great.
389
00:17:54,760 --> 00:17:56,000
Great job.
390
00:17:56,400 --> 00:17:59,290
Wow! I mean, I totally thought
we were gonna lose that.
391
00:17:59,360 --> 00:18:01,169
I actually told the guys to...
392
00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:04,725
Oh, my God.
393
00:18:05,040 --> 00:18:06,804
All right, I just wrote a mod of DBAN.
394
00:18:06,880 --> 00:18:10,726
As soon as we run it,
it will delete the entire code repository.
395
00:18:10,800 --> 00:18:13,690
Pied Piper will literally vanish.
396
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:17,365
- (PHONE BEEPING)
- Wait, what? What?
397
00:18:18,560 --> 00:18:20,289
No. No, no, no. Fuck!
398
00:18:21,680 --> 00:18:22,681
Ah...
399
00:18:23,360 --> 00:18:25,124
Are we sure we have to do this?
400
00:18:25,200 --> 00:18:26,770
You read the text, Jared.
401
00:18:26,840 --> 00:18:29,605
If anything had changed,
Richard would have called by now. Right?
402
00:18:32,520 --> 00:18:34,170
Shit, no! God damn it.
403
00:18:35,360 --> 00:18:37,522
(KEYS CLATTERING)
404
00:18:37,760 --> 00:18:38,761
(EXCLAIMS)
405
00:18:39,800 --> 00:18:44,567
So all you have to do is press that button,
and the entire platform's obliterated.
406
00:18:44,640 --> 00:18:47,371
And no one will ever be able to recover it.
407
00:18:47,480 --> 00:18:49,960
Yep, one click and poof.
408
00:18:50,040 --> 00:18:54,568
"The power to destroy a thing
is the absolute control over it."
409
00:18:55,320 --> 00:18:57,561
Frank Herbert, Dune.
410
00:18:58,560 --> 00:19:00,767
All right then. Here we go.
411
00:19:01,760 --> 00:19:05,082
Three, two, one...
412
00:19:05,160 --> 00:19:06,321
Wait, wait.
413
00:19:06,400 --> 00:19:09,290
Shouldn't we drink
one last toast to Pied Piper
414
00:19:09,360 --> 00:19:11,567
before we burn it to the fucking ground?
415
00:19:11,640 --> 00:19:14,644
All right. As long as God
isn't involved and there's beer.
416
00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:16,290
Okay. Okay.
417
00:19:16,360 --> 00:19:19,409
But if we're claiming
this happened before the ruling,
418
00:19:19,480 --> 00:19:20,766
we should do it quickly.
419
00:19:22,080 --> 00:19:24,321
Damn. Hey, I need to use your phone.
420
00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:26,050
Sorry, I can only allow that for customers.
421
00:19:26,120 --> 00:19:28,122
I'm just gonna use it.
422
00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:29,247
Oh, shit.
423
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:32,924
I don't know any of their numbers.
They're all on my phone. (CHUCKLES)
424
00:19:34,440 --> 00:19:35,805
God damn it! Fuck!
425
00:19:36,200 --> 00:19:38,851
I need to use your phone to email my friend
so he doesn't delete Pied Piper.
426
00:19:38,920 --> 00:19:40,081
Please.
427
00:19:41,240 --> 00:19:42,241
(BUS DOOR HISSES)
428
00:19:42,760 --> 00:19:44,125
Bus? Okay.
429
00:19:44,200 --> 00:19:45,486
- ALL: To Pied Piper.
- (BOTTLES CLINKING)
430
00:19:47,120 --> 00:19:49,521
Wait, is this a wheat beer?
431
00:19:49,600 --> 00:19:51,284
I can't drink this without a lemon.
432
00:19:51,360 --> 00:19:53,044
Noah's got a lemon tree.
433
00:19:53,120 --> 00:19:54,690
Fuck him over one last time?
434
00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:56,762
Okay, but then we're...
435
00:19:56,880 --> 00:19:58,450
- Then we're gonna do it.
- Yeah.
436
00:19:58,520 --> 00:20:00,249
Thank you so much
for letting me use your phone.
437
00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:02,882
Just one email and I'm done, I swear.
438
00:20:02,960 --> 00:20:06,043
As long as you don't shit, piss,
or puke on my bus, it's all good.
439
00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:08,640
Okay.
440
00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:12,645
I hope it's not weird that
the email's coming from your account.
441
00:20:13,640 --> 00:20:14,766
(COMPUTER tunes)
442
00:20:18,200 --> 00:20:20,646
I did not know lemon trees had thorns.
443
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:22,085
Wait.
444
00:20:22,160 --> 00:20:24,322
This one has like a bruise on it.
445
00:20:24,800 --> 00:20:25,801
Hmm.
446
00:20:27,320 --> 00:20:29,243
No response. Nothing.
447
00:20:30,440 --> 00:20:31,851
Fuck.
448
00:20:33,040 --> 00:20:34,451
Hey, thanks.
449
00:20:34,520 --> 00:20:37,091
Don't get that shitty one.
Get that nice one up there.
450
00:20:37,160 --> 00:20:40,243
Yeah, I think the ferrets have
nibbled some of the lower ones.
451
00:20:40,800 --> 00:20:42,529
(PANTING)
452
00:20:46,200 --> 00:20:48,248
Okay, there's no way
I could have squirted this lemon
453
00:20:48,320 --> 00:20:50,243
in your eye on purpose from this distance.
454
00:20:50,320 --> 00:20:51,970
I'm not a fucking lemon sniper.
455
00:20:52,040 --> 00:20:54,691
- You'd be more of a lemon suicide bomber.
- (KNOCKING FRANTICALLY)
456
00:20:54,760 --> 00:20:56,603
- RICHARD: Guys. Guys!
-It's Richard.
457
00:20:56,680 --> 00:20:58,682
Why is he knocking? He has my keys.
458
00:20:58,760 --> 00:21:00,171
We need to delete it before he comes in.
459
00:21:00,240 --> 00:21:01,321
RICHARD: Let me in!
460
00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:03,084
Richard. Richard.
461
00:21:03,160 --> 00:21:05,811
Don't delete it.
462
00:21:06,240 --> 00:21:07,685
Did you delete it?
463
00:21:09,360 --> 00:21:10,361
Oops.
464
00:21:10,680 --> 00:21:12,808
Oops? What does that mean, "Oops"?
465
00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:15,449
You said "delete."
466
00:21:15,520 --> 00:21:16,521
Fuck.
467
00:21:16,920 --> 00:21:17,967
Oh, wait.
468
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:21,286
- Hold on.
- What?
469
00:21:21,360 --> 00:21:22,600
Gilfoyle, what's happening? What?
470
00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:25,971
That's weird. Kernel panic.
The whole system just crashed.
471
00:21:26,040 --> 00:21:29,044
So, what does that mean?
Did you delete Pied Piper or not?
472
00:21:29,640 --> 00:21:31,688
- NOpe_
"(SIGHS)
473
00:21:31,760 --> 00:21:33,330
We definitely did not.
474
00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:37,164
All thanks to Dinesh's garbage code.
475
00:21:37,240 --> 00:21:40,722
The software you wrote
to delete our software just shit the bed.
476
00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:42,689
- No surprise.
- No, my software's fine.
477
00:21:42,760 --> 00:21:44,171
It's 'cause it's running on your shit hardware.
478
00:21:44,400 --> 00:21:47,244
GILFOYLE: My hardware handled
everything else just fine...
479
00:21:47,320 --> 00:21:49,129
DINESH: It caught fucking fire!
-...until your shit software
480
00:21:49,200 --> 00:21:50,645
spread like a virus and killed it.
481
00:21:50,720 --> 00:21:51,846
- Restart it! Restart it!
- I will restart it.
482
00:21:51,920 --> 00:21:54,764
No, no, no, don't restart it. Don't restart it.
483
00:21:57,080 --> 00:21:58,081
We won.
484
00:21:58,320 --> 00:21:59,810
- We won?
- We won?
485
00:21:59,920 --> 00:22:03,845
Yeah, we beat Gavin Belson, and we won.
486
00:22:03,920 --> 00:22:05,001
Holy shit.
487
00:22:05,080 --> 00:22:06,570
(LAUGHING)
488
00:22:06,960 --> 00:22:07,961
We won.
489
00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:11,163
What the fuck happened here?
490
00:22:11,240 --> 00:22:12,321
Magic.
491
00:22:12,400 --> 00:22:14,129
Gilfoyle's shit hardware caught fire.
492
00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:16,487
No, 'cause your shit software
was slowing it down.
493
00:22:16,560 --> 00:22:18,528
And then Erlich coded and it gave me chills.
494
00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:20,443
Gilfoyle made a hole in the wall.
495
00:22:20,520 --> 00:22:21,521
- Look!
- GILFOYLE: I did.
496
00:22:21,600 --> 00:22:22,761
JARED: It was frightening. (LAUGHS)
497
00:22:27,800 --> 00:22:29,848
Did you hear he just lost the Pied Piper suit?
498
00:22:29,920 --> 00:22:32,969
That's nothing. They're saying
half of all Hooli employment agreements
499
00:22:33,080 --> 00:22:35,242
may be legally invalid.
500
00:22:35,320 --> 00:22:37,288
You don't think
the board will get rid of him, do you?
501
00:22:37,360 --> 00:22:38,771
Maybe.
502
00:22:38,840 --> 00:22:40,649
- Two, please.
- MAN: Sure, coming right up.
503
00:22:40,720 --> 00:22:44,850
I'm hearing a lot of chatter
about that Nelson Bighetti guy over at XYZ.
504
00:22:44,920 --> 00:22:46,843
I mean, three promotions in a year?
505
00:22:46,920 --> 00:22:49,730
President of Hooli Cancer
and AIDS societies?
506
00:22:49,800 --> 00:22:51,450
That doesn't just happen.
507
00:22:51,960 --> 00:22:53,769
He must be smart as hell.
508
00:23:02,880 --> 00:23:05,121
Gavin, come in.
509
00:23:07,600 --> 00:23:09,011
(SOFTLY) Motherfuck.
510
00:23:11,960 --> 00:23:14,361
Wait, what?
511
00:23:14,680 --> 00:23:17,445
I am rarely wrong about these things.
512
00:23:19,960 --> 00:23:21,803
You have an aura about you.
513
00:23:23,120 --> 00:23:28,206
An aura that if carefully managed by someone
with the necessary spiritual expertise,
514
00:23:29,080 --> 00:23:31,481
could be harnessed to great effect.
515
00:23:32,320 --> 00:23:33,560
Okay.
516
00:23:36,160 --> 00:23:37,321
RUSS: Monica.
517
00:23:38,560 --> 00:23:40,881
Russ, what are you doing here?
518
00:23:40,960 --> 00:23:44,726
Question. What's got two thumbs
and three commas?
519
00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:47,047
ThiS QUY-
520
00:23:47,640 --> 00:23:48,687
- What?
- RUSS: Yeah.
521
00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:50,922
Like, 10 minutes after
boy genius won his lawsuit,
522
00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:52,240
your boss lady gave me a call.
523
00:23:52,320 --> 00:23:53,765
We just did a deal.
524
00:23:53,840 --> 00:23:56,366
She put me back over a (GRUNTS)
525
00:23:57,400 --> 00:23:59,528
-it means a billion.
- Yeah, I got it.
526
00:23:59,880 --> 00:24:02,360
I got a lot of cars, you know,
527
00:24:02,440 --> 00:24:04,681
if you want to go for a drive some time.
528
00:24:06,360 --> 00:24:07,361
Got my own.
529
00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:09,291
Does it go like this?
530
00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:12,083
Does it go like this? No?
531
00:24:12,680 --> 00:24:14,045
Think about it.
532
00:24:18,160 --> 00:24:19,571
MONICA: Laurie.
533
00:24:19,640 --> 00:24:22,689
I just ran into Russ Hanneman leaving.
534
00:24:22,760 --> 00:24:25,730
He said you made him some
kind of, uh, a deal.
535
00:24:25,800 --> 00:24:26,926
Yes.
536
00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:30,482
He was substantially difficult,
truly repugnant.
537
00:24:30,560 --> 00:24:34,690
And when we finalized our agreement,
he described his erection to me.
538
00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:36,480
But in the end,
539
00:24:36,560 --> 00:24:39,962
I managed to buy
100% of his interest in Pied Piper.
540
00:24:40,080 --> 00:24:41,923
Let us never speak of him again.
541
00:24:42,040 --> 00:24:45,203
(CHUCKLES) Well, that is fine by me,
542
00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:49,082
and I'm so glad that
you got him away from Pied Piper.
543
00:24:49,440 --> 00:24:51,329
I mean, now that their suit has been resolved,
544
00:24:51,400 --> 00:24:54,768
I think that they're about to become
something really special.
545
00:24:55,120 --> 00:24:59,170
Their core technology, it's visionary.
546
00:24:59,240 --> 00:25:00,241
Absolutely.
547
00:25:00,320 --> 00:25:04,166
Also, the entirety of their recent stumbles
548
00:25:04,240 --> 00:25:06,242
with Homicide, with lntersite,
549
00:25:06,320 --> 00:25:12,521
with the very decision to pursue video
instead of more pioneering applications,
550
00:25:12,760 --> 00:25:14,410
this was all rooted in human error,
551
00:25:14,480 --> 00:25:18,485
which is why I found it prudent
to secure Hanneman's shares,
552
00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:23,043
his voting rights, and, most critically,
his board seats.
553
00:25:23,640 --> 00:25:25,847
Right. Russ has two board seats.
554
00:25:25,960 --> 00:25:27,246
He did.
555
00:25:28,120 --> 00:25:30,088
Now, Hendricks votes one,
556
00:25:31,360 --> 00:25:33,522
Bachman votes one,
557
00:25:33,600 --> 00:25:36,251
and we, at Raviga,
558
00:25:36,320 --> 00:25:37,810
we vote three.
559
00:25:38,720 --> 00:25:40,165
That is a majority.
560
00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:42,644
We can now take the necessary steps
561
00:25:42,720 --> 00:25:45,246
to ensure that Pied Piper
is properly managed.
562
00:25:47,280 --> 00:25:48,520
(STUTTERS)
563
00:25:48,600 --> 00:25:50,523
What are you saying? (CHUCKLES)
564
00:25:51,880 --> 00:25:53,166
I don't understand.
565
00:25:54,400 --> 00:25:57,529
Monica, I believe you do.
566
00:25:58,920 --> 00:26:00,570
ALL: (CHANTING) Always blue! Always blue!
567
00:26:00,640 --> 00:26:03,371
Always blue! Always blue! Always blue!
568
00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:05,481
(YELLING)
569
00:26:06,760 --> 00:26:08,125
- That was a long one.
- (PHONE BUZZING)
570
00:26:08,200 --> 00:26:09,406
DINESH: It's not the first time I've heard that.
571
00:26:10,560 --> 00:26:13,370
Monica, what's up?
When are you getting here?
572
00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:16,446
The party has already started,
and it's getting pretty crazy. (LAUGHS)
573
00:26:16,520 --> 00:26:18,045
ERLICH: I have yet to smoke weed.
574
00:26:20,280 --> 00:26:22,760
- What's wrong?
- JARED: This is the best day of my life.
575
00:26:22,840 --> 00:26:24,842
- Um, okay.
- GILFOYLE: And yet, no girls.
576
00:26:24,920 --> 00:26:26,251
There's nothing to it, it's just luck.
577
00:26:26,320 --> 00:26:27,845
Okay, well, then do it.
578
00:26:27,920 --> 00:26:29,081
Beat my 43.
579
00:26:29,160 --> 00:26:31,083
- Beat my 43.
- ERLICH: I'd like to smoke weed.
580
00:26:31,160 --> 00:26:33,640
DINESH: That's the difference between you
and me, you smoke weed all day,
581
00:26:33,720 --> 00:26:34,926
I learn a valuable skill.
582
00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:37,048
Richard, are you okay?
583
00:26:37,520 --> 00:26:38,726
Yeah, who died?
584
00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:41,801
Um...
585
00:26:41,880 --> 00:26:43,120
What just happened?
586
00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:45,407
Well, apparently,
587
00:26:45,480 --> 00:26:51,203
Raviga held an emergency meeting
of Pied Piper's Board of Directors.
588
00:26:51,480 --> 00:26:52,481
Oh, no.
589
00:26:52,560 --> 00:26:58,488
And they voted to remove me
as CEO of my own company.
590
00:27:02,080 --> 00:27:04,003
I just got fired.
591
00:27:10,360 --> 00:27:12,169
And what about me?