1 00:00:07,080 --> 00:00:08,127 (MUSIC PLAYING) 2 00:00:08,200 --> 00:00:11,249 Hey, could we get one more round, please? 3 00:00:11,320 --> 00:00:13,049 It's on a tab, Bighetti. 4 00:00:13,120 --> 00:00:14,804 - WOMAN: Sure. Coming up. - Cool. Thanks. 5 00:00:14,880 --> 00:00:17,690 Well, well, look who's the big shot. 6 00:00:17,760 --> 00:00:19,364 Yeah, big shot. 7 00:00:19,440 --> 00:00:22,489 How are you guys? Everything good over at Nucleus? 8 00:00:22,560 --> 00:00:25,530 Nucleus is dog shit. How do you do it, man? 9 00:00:25,600 --> 00:00:29,810 You used to be the most useless guy in the entire Nucleus team, 10 00:00:30,320 --> 00:00:32,322 but now you run an entire division. 11 00:00:32,400 --> 00:00:33,845 Did you ever ask yourself why? 12 00:00:33,920 --> 00:00:37,083 No. (CHUCKLES) No, I never have. 13 00:00:37,160 --> 00:00:39,208 Do you have any skill at all 14 00:00:39,280 --> 00:00:41,851 other than magically failing your way to the top? 15 00:00:42,240 --> 00:00:46,404 I have a boat. I guess that's not really a skill. 16 00:00:46,480 --> 00:00:48,881 - Fucking Big Head, man. - Fucking Big Head. 17 00:00:51,920 --> 00:00:53,126 Take care. 18 00:00:53,920 --> 00:00:54,921 Oh. 19 00:00:55,000 --> 00:00:57,571 Hey. Hey, you forgot your phone. 20 00:00:57,640 --> 00:00:59,449 At least, I think this is your... 21 00:01:01,200 --> 00:01:03,123 Holy shit. 22 00:01:06,320 --> 00:01:07,321 RICHARD: Holy shit. 23 00:01:07,640 --> 00:01:08,801 Right? 24 00:01:09,480 --> 00:01:12,563 - This is Nucleus? - Yep. 25 00:01:12,920 --> 00:01:15,924 That is a beta of their entire mobile platform, 26 00:01:16,160 --> 00:01:17,321 and it sucks. 27 00:01:17,400 --> 00:01:20,802 Yeah. I mean, the UX is, like, Soviet-era. 28 00:01:21,040 --> 00:01:23,884 When it stores photos, they actually get larger. 29 00:01:23,960 --> 00:01:25,405 They never cracked middle-out. 30 00:01:25,520 --> 00:01:27,170 I actually kind of wish you didn't show me this, 31 00:01:27,240 --> 00:01:30,722 because now I know we totally would have beaten them. 32 00:01:31,120 --> 00:01:33,441 As it is now, I mean, we can't get funded. 33 00:01:33,520 --> 00:01:35,124 All of our new coders quit. 34 00:01:35,240 --> 00:01:37,129 I mean, can you even imagine what would happen 35 00:01:37,240 --> 00:01:40,050 if, like, a tech blog got their hands on that piece of shit? 36 00:01:40,320 --> 00:01:41,560 They'd tear it apart. 37 00:01:41,640 --> 00:01:45,008 I mean, it could actually totally destroy Nucleus' release. 38 00:01:45,080 --> 00:01:49,290 I bet Gavin would do, shit, anything to prevent that from happening, right? 39 00:01:49,360 --> 00:01:50,805 Yeah, totally. 40 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:53,970 Jesus, Richard, am I actually ahead of you on this? 41 00:01:55,680 --> 00:01:57,569 Take the phone, man. 42 00:01:57,880 --> 00:02:00,963 - It's yours. Take it. - Are you serious? 43 00:02:01,040 --> 00:02:04,249 Yeah, dude. Come on, I owe you. 44 00:02:04,400 --> 00:02:08,485 I mean, I was about to quit Hooli and move home. 45 00:02:09,040 --> 00:02:11,646 And then Gavin promoted me just to spite you. 46 00:02:11,720 --> 00:02:15,122 And now, he keeps promoting me for some inexplicable reason. 47 00:02:15,200 --> 00:02:18,283 I mean, I haven't done anything, Richard. I mean, less than nothing. 48 00:02:18,360 --> 00:02:22,046 - Well, yeah. - But look at me now. 49 00:02:23,320 --> 00:02:27,962 We're sitting on my boat, Richard, and that's because of you. 50 00:02:28,040 --> 00:02:31,362 Soon, we can sail it to fucking Hawaii 51 00:02:31,720 --> 00:02:33,085 or Sausalito. 52 00:02:33,160 --> 00:02:35,083 Three more classes, and I get my boat license. 53 00:02:35,480 --> 00:02:36,845 Really? How many classes does it take? 54 00:02:36,920 --> 00:02:39,207 Three. It's three classes. 55 00:02:39,400 --> 00:02:41,528 I heard you can pay somebody to take the test for you, 56 00:02:41,640 --> 00:02:43,404 but I just haven't got around to it yet. 57 00:02:44,840 --> 00:02:46,842 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 58 00:02:55,680 --> 00:02:57,603 GAVIN: Enough with your coy bullshit, Richard, okay? 59 00:02:57,680 --> 00:02:59,091 I know you have my goddamn phone. 60 00:02:59,160 --> 00:03:01,083 What the fuck do I have to do to get it back? 61 00:03:01,200 --> 00:03:05,125 Well, I was thinking that in exchange for my help, you... 62 00:03:05,840 --> 00:03:07,171 I'm sorry, hold on. 63 00:03:08,120 --> 00:03:10,168 You can't use the term "in exchange." 64 00:03:10,240 --> 00:03:13,403 it implies causality. That's basically extortion. 65 00:03:13,640 --> 00:03:17,326 Any actions he takes must be un-coerced and of his own volition. 66 00:03:17,440 --> 00:03:18,441 Go. 67 00:03:18,760 --> 00:03:19,761 (CLEARS THROAT) 68 00:03:19,840 --> 00:03:21,001 Hello. It's me again. 69 00:03:21,280 --> 00:03:25,285 I was thinking that if you found your phone, 70 00:03:25,360 --> 00:03:28,842 you might be so happy that you would be inclined 71 00:03:28,920 --> 00:03:31,571 -to drop the lawsuit. - Why would I do that? 72 00:03:31,920 --> 00:03:33,968 Because if you found your phone, 73 00:03:34,040 --> 00:03:38,170 that would mean that no tech bloggers or journalists did, 74 00:03:38,280 --> 00:03:44,083 and they couldn't write a scathing review based on what was on it, as it sucks. 75 00:03:44,440 --> 00:03:48,729 Uh, who knows? It might even cause Hooli stock to crash 76 00:03:48,960 --> 00:03:51,645 or certain careers to be ruined. 77 00:03:51,960 --> 00:03:53,769 Richard, are you threatening me? 78 00:03:54,120 --> 00:03:55,121 Uh... 79 00:03:55,200 --> 00:03:57,680 Am I threatening you? 80 00:03:58,000 --> 00:03:59,240 That's a good question. 81 00:03:59,320 --> 00:04:00,321 Um... 82 00:04:00,400 --> 00:04:01,765 No. 83 00:04:01,840 --> 00:04:04,650 If you don't give me my fucking phone back, I'm gonna find you, 84 00:04:04,720 --> 00:04:08,691 bend you over your desk and fuck you so hard, your front teeth... 85 00:04:08,760 --> 00:04:09,761 (SHUSHING) 86 00:04:10,120 --> 00:04:11,281 Hold on. 87 00:04:11,680 --> 00:04:14,524 You can't threaten them, especially not sexually. 88 00:04:14,600 --> 00:04:17,763 This little shit could cause major damage here. 89 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:19,161 What am I allowed to say? 90 00:04:20,160 --> 00:04:23,004 - Richard, it's me again. - Yes. 91 00:04:23,120 --> 00:04:24,485 Here's my concern. 92 00:04:24,680 --> 00:04:27,684 If my phone ends up in the hands of a journalist, 93 00:04:27,840 --> 00:04:30,810 Palo Alto Chief of Police, Ed Gaskins, 94 00:04:30,880 --> 00:04:33,884 who, apropos of nothing, happens to be a close personal friend of mine, 95 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:36,685 would have to go and ask this person where they got my phone. 96 00:04:37,040 --> 00:04:40,362 Keep in mind, these aren't real journalists, Richard. 97 00:04:40,440 --> 00:04:41,885 They're tech journalists. 98 00:04:42,240 --> 00:04:45,210 Do you think they'd go to prison to protect their source? 99 00:04:45,840 --> 00:04:47,001 I don't either. 100 00:04:47,080 --> 00:04:50,801 And since this phone's OS is a stolen prototype 101 00:04:50,880 --> 00:04:56,603 worth $40 to $60 million, you're looking at felony grand theft, Richard. 102 00:04:57,720 --> 00:05:01,202 You could go to jail for 40 years. 103 00:05:01,640 --> 00:05:05,884 Then again, you'd probably be fine in a full-blown hard time penitentiary. 104 00:05:06,120 --> 00:05:10,011 I mean, after they waxed your rectum 105 00:05:10,120 --> 00:05:13,044 and knocked out all your front teeth just to make things easier. 106 00:05:13,120 --> 00:05:14,167 (SNICKERS) 107 00:05:14,240 --> 00:05:19,849 You know, Gavin, if you don't want my help, then I guess we'll just see what happens. 108 00:05:21,640 --> 00:05:26,771 All right, Richard. So, what do we do here? 109 00:05:27,400 --> 00:05:30,210 I don't know. What do we do here? 110 00:05:31,480 --> 00:05:32,481 Paul, are you there? 111 00:05:32,600 --> 00:05:34,602 - Ron? - Hey, buddy, 112 00:05:34,680 --> 00:05:36,250 Sam and Melinda there, too? 113 00:05:36,320 --> 00:05:38,607 - They are. They say hi. - Hey, Ron. 114 00:05:38,720 --> 00:05:40,131 What up, kids? 115 00:05:41,240 --> 00:05:44,687 Let me hit you back in 10 and we'll sidebar this. 116 00:05:47,600 --> 00:05:50,683 Binding arbitration? What's that? 117 00:05:50,760 --> 00:05:53,525 Well, it's like a trial, but massively accelerated. 118 00:05:53,600 --> 00:05:56,604 Next week, we're gonna go in front of a retired judge 119 00:05:56,680 --> 00:05:59,763 and argue our whole lawsuit in just two days, and then we're done. 120 00:06:00,160 --> 00:06:02,162 So, this will all be resolved next week? 121 00:06:02,240 --> 00:06:04,891 I've always wanted to go to binding arbitration. 122 00:06:04,960 --> 00:06:07,247 A weird thing to have always wanted to do. 123 00:06:07,320 --> 00:06:11,405 Everybody who's ever sued me has settled out of court. Pussies. 124 00:06:11,920 --> 00:06:15,891 But now, finally, I'll be able to take the stand, be a part of the big show. 125 00:06:15,960 --> 00:06:19,965 No show. This is a serious legal proceeding, okay? 126 00:06:20,200 --> 00:06:23,010 And speaking to that, Ron LaFlamme has got us a new litigator 127 00:06:23,080 --> 00:06:24,889 and we are meeting him in an hour. 128 00:06:24,960 --> 00:06:27,247 How are we gonna pay this person? 129 00:06:27,320 --> 00:06:32,008 Our guy has agreed to waive his entire fee until our case is resolved. 130 00:06:32,120 --> 00:06:34,566 It's some wet-behind-the-ears noob straight out of law school. 131 00:06:34,640 --> 00:06:38,645 No, he is said to be very experienced, one of the best in the biz. 132 00:06:38,840 --> 00:06:41,889 Then why the fuck would he take our case on spec? 133 00:06:42,320 --> 00:06:44,926 Was I in possession of cocaine, amphetamines, 134 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:48,049 amyl nitrate, also known as "poppers," at the time of my arrest? 135 00:06:48,120 --> 00:06:49,884 In large quantities. 136 00:06:49,960 --> 00:06:53,931 Did I have consensual intercourse with two women under the age of 18? 137 00:06:54,800 --> 00:06:57,531 Repeatedly. I admit this. 138 00:06:57,600 --> 00:07:01,525 Did I violate the Mann Act and transport them across state lines for sexual purposes? 139 00:07:01,960 --> 00:07:04,167 Alleged, but not proven. 140 00:07:04,840 --> 00:07:07,081 And, boy, they tried. They tried. 141 00:07:07,160 --> 00:07:09,731 Therefore, I was incarcerated and I was disbarred. 142 00:07:09,800 --> 00:07:12,770 Wait, hold on. You were disbarred? 143 00:07:12,840 --> 00:07:14,410 So, you can't practice law? 144 00:07:14,800 --> 00:07:18,043 Not in open court in the State of California. That's correct. 145 00:07:18,120 --> 00:07:19,690 But this is an arbitration. 146 00:07:20,520 --> 00:07:22,284 I'm really grateful for the opportunity. 147 00:07:22,560 --> 00:07:23,891 I'm turning my life around. 148 00:07:24,080 --> 00:07:25,366 I've served my time. 149 00:07:26,280 --> 00:07:27,725 Questions? 150 00:07:28,280 --> 00:07:33,810 I guess I have one at least. What does amyl nitrate do? 151 00:07:33,880 --> 00:07:35,928 - Oh, it dilates the anus. - That is accurate. 152 00:07:37,360 --> 00:07:38,725 Also produces euphoria. 153 00:07:40,600 --> 00:07:44,207 - Okay, thank you, Pete and Jared. - Sure. 154 00:07:44,280 --> 00:07:48,126 Anal dilation aside, what do you think of our case? 155 00:07:48,200 --> 00:07:51,647 You think we're gonna go in there and just dick-slap those Hooli pieces of shit? 156 00:07:52,040 --> 00:07:56,364 I have reviewed your case and it is extremely strong. 157 00:07:56,640 --> 00:07:57,766 Thank God. 158 00:07:57,840 --> 00:08:00,207 I do, every day of my life. 159 00:08:00,560 --> 00:08:02,369 It's only by his grace that I was able 160 00:08:02,720 --> 00:08:06,327 to survive that plunge into the ravine and 11 months in a state penitentiary. 161 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:12,167 I'm sorry, were you in an emotional ravine or did you actually go into a ravine? 162 00:08:13,280 --> 00:08:14,281 Both. 163 00:08:14,480 --> 00:08:17,245 Now, with your approval, I would like to move forward. 164 00:08:17,360 --> 00:08:21,126 I currently am not in possession of an office, 165 00:08:21,200 --> 00:08:23,168 and I'm residing in a halfway house, 166 00:08:23,240 --> 00:08:26,449 so I would like to give Hooli Legal your home address. 167 00:08:26,560 --> 00:08:27,527 Why? 168 00:08:27,600 --> 00:08:30,365 They need to send over their discovery documents, 169 00:08:30,560 --> 00:08:31,561 all of them. 170 00:08:32,080 --> 00:08:33,684 All of them? 171 00:08:37,240 --> 00:08:39,163 This is craziness. 172 00:08:39,240 --> 00:08:41,049 Couldn't they have just emailed all this? 173 00:08:41,120 --> 00:08:43,851 I mean, it's mostlyjust printed-out emails, anyway. 174 00:08:43,960 --> 00:08:45,610 Yeah, of course, they could have. 175 00:08:45,680 --> 00:08:49,480 And it would have been digitally searchable, and that is the point. 176 00:08:49,560 --> 00:08:51,801 It's a classic document dump. 177 00:08:51,880 --> 00:08:55,202 But what they didn't take into account is the power of us. 178 00:08:55,800 --> 00:08:59,805 So, grab a box, guys. Start pulling anything you think is relevant. 179 00:09:00,400 --> 00:09:04,485 And you may have to work pretty hard, but it will free us from this lawsuit. 180 00:09:05,360 --> 00:09:08,409 - Are you saying, "Work will set you free"? - Yes. 181 00:09:08,560 --> 00:09:09,561 They have the manpower. 182 00:09:09,640 --> 00:09:12,041 We have the perseverance. Triumph of the will. 183 00:09:14,960 --> 00:09:18,328 He's the most cheerful person I've ever heard quote Hitler. 184 00:09:18,480 --> 00:09:23,441 So, Hooli's entire intellectual property claim boils down to three simple questions. 185 00:09:23,520 --> 00:09:26,126 Did your work on Pied Piper at any time overlap 186 00:09:26,200 --> 00:09:28,885 with your scope of work or Hooli business? 187 00:09:28,960 --> 00:09:30,086 Uh, no. 188 00:09:30,160 --> 00:09:32,288 Did you ever do work on Pied Piper on Hooli time? 189 00:09:32,360 --> 00:09:33,361 No. 190 00:09:33,440 --> 00:09:36,011 And at no time did you ever use Hooli equipment 191 00:09:36,080 --> 00:09:37,809 to develop Pied Piper in any way? 192 00:09:37,880 --> 00:09:39,166 No, never. 193 00:09:39,360 --> 00:09:43,001 We're on our way, then. You just tell that honestly to the court, and we're home free. 194 00:09:43,360 --> 00:09:44,361 Okay. 195 00:09:44,440 --> 00:09:48,968 Unless, of course, you've offered a conflicting version of that to anyone, 196 00:09:49,040 --> 00:09:53,125 a friend, your parents, girlfriend. 197 00:09:53,280 --> 00:09:58,684 No, no, and not possible. I haven't had a girlfriend in, like, three years. 198 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:00,161 Boyfriend? 199 00:10:00,240 --> 00:10:03,801 No. I'm not gay, just busy. 200 00:10:03,880 --> 00:10:07,123 - We're not litigating your sexuality. - That's good, yeah. 201 00:10:07,200 --> 00:10:10,249 It's a good thing, too, because if we were, we'd all end up in prison. 202 00:10:10,320 --> 00:10:11,526 Am I right? 203 00:10:11,880 --> 00:10:13,120 No offense. 204 00:10:13,200 --> 00:10:15,202 Here, I did a first pass. Let me know what you think. 205 00:10:15,880 --> 00:10:18,963 Just a few questions for you to ask me while I'm on the stand. 206 00:10:19,040 --> 00:10:20,929 It's rough clay. We can shape it as we go. 207 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:23,844 You realize I have no intention of ever putting you on the stand? 208 00:10:24,360 --> 00:10:25,691 What? Why not? 209 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:28,321 Well, I just don't think you have anything to offer the case. 210 00:10:28,600 --> 00:10:31,285 They're trying to say that Pied Piper was created at Hooli, 211 00:10:31,400 --> 00:10:34,802 whereas I'm living proof that it was created here in my incubator. 212 00:10:34,880 --> 00:10:37,247 I nurtured Richard like a little baby. 213 00:10:37,680 --> 00:10:41,890 I was his patron, like the Borgias with Da Vinci. 214 00:10:42,040 --> 00:10:46,841 Actually, the Medici were Da Vinci's patrons. The Borgias poisoned people. 215 00:10:46,920 --> 00:10:48,809 - Say "Medici" again. - Medici. 216 00:10:48,880 --> 00:10:50,723 - Shut the fuck up. - That's how you pronounce it. 217 00:10:50,800 --> 00:10:55,169 Let's be clear, okay? The burden of proof falls on Hooli here. And they have none. 218 00:10:55,240 --> 00:10:58,210 You have a Barrett 50-caliber rifle at your disposal 219 00:10:58,280 --> 00:11:01,090 that you can use to shoot Gavin Belson in the goddamn face. 220 00:11:01,800 --> 00:11:04,246 And you're not gonna use it? What kind of fucking attorney are you? 221 00:11:04,960 --> 00:11:07,725 Well, technically, I can't refer to myself as an attorney 222 00:11:07,800 --> 00:11:11,486 until I'm reinstated and make restitution to my victims' families. 223 00:11:12,320 --> 00:11:14,243 I'm a lawyer. And I'm a good one. 224 00:11:14,560 --> 00:11:18,121 And if you know one end of a Barrett 50-cal from the other, 225 00:11:18,200 --> 00:11:19,486 I'll eat a bowl of shit. 226 00:11:19,600 --> 00:11:22,410 Did you get a taste for that on the inside? Mmm? 227 00:11:38,600 --> 00:11:39,601 Hey, guys, 228 00:11:39,880 --> 00:11:44,169 it's been almost two weeks since the mother condor has been to the nest. 229 00:11:44,240 --> 00:11:46,242 Do you think something might be wrong with the egg? 230 00:11:46,520 --> 00:11:49,171 Something is. It's on our website. 231 00:11:49,280 --> 00:11:51,408 No, really. I mean... 232 00:11:51,520 --> 00:11:53,841 I think maybe I should call the museum, see if this is normal. 233 00:11:53,920 --> 00:11:56,002 Jared, you want that egg to be alive, right? 234 00:11:56,080 --> 00:11:57,241 - Of course. - Well, right now, 235 00:11:57,360 --> 00:12:01,046 because you don't know whether it is or not, it exists in both states, 236 00:12:01,120 --> 00:12:02,485 like Schrédingefls cat. 237 00:12:02,800 --> 00:12:03,881 Like what? 238 00:12:03,960 --> 00:12:05,724 It's a quantum mechanics thought experiment 239 00:12:05,800 --> 00:12:09,566 that an Austrian physicist came up with to help understand quantum states. 240 00:12:09,640 --> 00:12:13,964 So, he imagined putting a cat into a box with poisoned food. 241 00:12:14,040 --> 00:12:16,327 There's a 50/50 chance the cat eats it. 242 00:12:16,400 --> 00:12:18,050 That does sound rather Austrian. 243 00:12:18,120 --> 00:12:19,246 DINESH: So, according to Schrédinger, 244 00:12:19,320 --> 00:12:22,563 if you open the box and confirm that the cat is dead, 245 00:12:22,640 --> 00:12:25,291 then in a sense, you've killed the cat. 246 00:12:25,360 --> 00:12:28,170 Or if you call the museum and get the information, 247 00:12:28,680 --> 00:12:30,045 then you've killed the egg. 248 00:12:30,640 --> 00:12:32,608 - No, that's silly. - (LINE RINGING) 249 00:12:32,800 --> 00:12:34,165 Is it? 250 00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:36,490 Okay. 251 00:12:37,480 --> 00:12:39,721 I'm just gonna think about it for a minute. 252 00:12:43,800 --> 00:12:44,961 PETE: Richard. 253 00:12:45,480 --> 00:12:47,164 - Yeah? - We have a problem. 254 00:12:47,240 --> 00:12:48,366 What's up? 255 00:12:48,440 --> 00:12:50,761 You and I are going into arbitration tomorrow. 256 00:12:51,280 --> 00:12:54,443 I need you to look me right in the eye and tell me why you've been lying to me. 257 00:12:54,960 --> 00:12:56,610 I haven't been lying to you. 258 00:12:56,680 --> 00:12:59,763 You told me you haven't had a girlfriend for three years. 259 00:13:00,360 --> 00:13:03,489 I have found at least 15 emails to Nelson Bighetti 260 00:13:03,560 --> 00:13:06,291 in the last year where you reference a girlfriend. 261 00:13:06,880 --> 00:13:09,360 "Spent the day in bed with my girlfriend." 262 00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:12,444 "A homeless guy in the coffee shop almost stole my girlfriend." 263 00:13:12,800 --> 00:13:15,007 It's a joke. Big Head and I, 264 00:13:15,080 --> 00:13:17,765 we call my laptop my girlfriend 265 00:13:17,840 --> 00:13:23,643 because it's the only warm thing that's touched my crotch in a little while. 266 00:13:25,200 --> 00:13:28,249 So, when you said, quote, 267 00:13:29,240 --> 00:13:33,086 "My girlfriend shit the bed last night," that was your laptop? 268 00:13:33,160 --> 00:13:34,400 Laptop, yeah. 269 00:13:34,720 --> 00:13:36,688 Well, that's good to hear. 270 00:13:37,920 --> 00:13:39,251 Whoa, whoa, wait a minute. 271 00:13:40,960 --> 00:13:44,248 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Now, listen to this. 272 00:13:46,320 --> 00:13:51,963 April 10th, 11 :14 p.m., "Taking my girlfriend to the Apple store." 273 00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:55,931 April 12th, 3:42 p.m., "Picking my girlfriend up at the mall." 274 00:13:56,800 --> 00:13:57,801 Yeah, so? 275 00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:00,924 So, your laptop was in the shop for three days, right? 276 00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:02,445 The 10th through the 12th, right? 277 00:14:02,720 --> 00:14:03,801 Yeah, and? 278 00:14:03,880 --> 00:14:06,963 April 11th, 2:48 p.m., 279 00:14:07,040 --> 00:14:09,691 "Ran a test of the perceptual modeler during lunch, 280 00:14:09,760 --> 00:14:12,843 "made a few tweaks and wow, it's working on a whole new level." 281 00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:16,606 Yeah, that just means that it's going great, that it's working really well. 282 00:14:16,680 --> 00:14:18,091 PETE: Richard, Richard, 283 00:14:18,560 --> 00:14:20,767 you didn't have your laptop with you at Hooli. 284 00:14:21,040 --> 00:14:24,965 What computer did you use to run that test that day? 285 00:14:25,800 --> 00:14:26,801 Oh... 286 00:14:26,880 --> 00:14:28,041 Shit. 287 00:14:28,120 --> 00:14:30,248 Richard, you didn't use a Hooli computer? 288 00:14:30,320 --> 00:14:32,971 Tell me that you didn't use a Hooli fucking computer. 289 00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:36,169 I don't know. Yeah, yeah, okay. Yes, I think I did. 290 00:14:36,240 --> 00:14:38,368 Fuck, I mean, I just used it once, though, right? 291 00:14:38,480 --> 00:14:40,209 I mean, that's not a big deal. 292 00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:43,045 It's a huge deal. We're done. That's it. 293 00:14:43,120 --> 00:14:44,884 - What's it? - God damn it. 294 00:14:45,280 --> 00:14:47,851 Well, under the law, Hooli can lay claim to the underlying 295 00:14:47,920 --> 00:14:50,321 intellectual property that makes up Pied Piper. 296 00:14:50,400 --> 00:14:53,131 So, we're fucked now, is that it? We're totally fucked? 297 00:14:53,200 --> 00:14:56,682 Well, I mean, it all depends on whether or not the attorneys at Hooli 298 00:14:56,760 --> 00:14:59,809 figure out that your girlfriend is your laptop. 299 00:15:00,960 --> 00:15:02,769 Are you telling us this entire case 300 00:15:02,880 --> 00:15:05,531 hinges on people believing that Richard had a girlfriend? 301 00:15:09,480 --> 00:15:11,562 We are fucked. 302 00:15:23,960 --> 00:15:26,201 All right, this is gonna be a long two days, 303 00:15:26,560 --> 00:15:29,166 so let's try to keep things brief. 304 00:15:29,280 --> 00:15:31,567 Your Honor, I think I can help speed things along. 305 00:15:31,880 --> 00:15:33,609 We are willing to concede 306 00:15:33,680 --> 00:15:36,889 to all the numerous counts brought by Mr. Belson, 307 00:15:36,960 --> 00:15:40,726 except the ones regarding the ownership of intellectual property. 308 00:15:40,800 --> 00:15:41,801 Is that right? 309 00:15:41,880 --> 00:15:44,087 On the non-solicit violation, 310 00:15:44,200 --> 00:15:48,330 my client is willing to concede that Donald Dunn was improperly hired. 311 00:15:48,600 --> 00:15:52,571 And on the unjust enrichment charge, 312 00:15:52,720 --> 00:15:55,929 Richard will agree to repay Hooli 313 00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:59,447 $39 and 99 cents 314 00:15:59,640 --> 00:16:03,645 for the phone charger that he took home, and so on. 315 00:16:03,720 --> 00:16:07,520 Thank you, Mr. Monahan, for accelerating the process. 316 00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:10,567 Okay, let's start this. Plaintiff? 317 00:16:11,920 --> 00:16:13,649 PETE: Okay, Richard, here it goes. 318 00:16:13,720 --> 00:16:15,688 They call you first, we're toast. 319 00:16:15,920 --> 00:16:17,331 I think I'm gonna puke. 320 00:16:17,400 --> 00:16:21,291 Your Honor, we'd like to call our first witness. 321 00:16:23,360 --> 00:16:28,491 We would like to call Nelson Bighetti, AKA Big Head. 322 00:16:28,560 --> 00:16:29,561 (RICHARD SIGHS IN RELIEF) 323 00:16:32,240 --> 00:16:35,084 Wait, are you sure? 'Cause it says "No Admittance"... 324 00:16:36,320 --> 00:16:38,766 Okay. Yeah, you were right. It's this one. 325 00:16:39,960 --> 00:16:41,291 Is that me? 326 00:16:42,360 --> 00:16:43,600 I'm sorry, Richard. 327 00:16:46,240 --> 00:16:49,244 Firstly, sir, let me say it is a privilege 328 00:16:49,400 --> 00:16:51,607 to be speaking to someone as accomplished as you. 329 00:16:51,840 --> 00:16:52,841 Okay. 330 00:16:52,920 --> 00:16:55,969 You were one of the earliest members of the Pied Piper team, were you not? 331 00:16:56,840 --> 00:16:59,844 And since your departure, your rise has been meteoric. 332 00:16:59,920 --> 00:17:03,163 Haven't you received three Hooli promotions in a month? 333 00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:05,761 Uh, yeah. Yeah, I guess that is right. 334 00:17:06,240 --> 00:17:11,087 It seems like everything you touch is made dramatically better, Mr. Bighetti. 335 00:17:11,400 --> 00:17:14,324 You make a meaningful and crucial contribution 336 00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:16,928 to everything you do, do you not? 337 00:17:18,160 --> 00:17:21,050 Wait. I'm sorry. Do I not? 338 00:17:21,840 --> 00:17:25,845 Are you asking if I do do that or if I don't do that? 339 00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:29,641 This is amazing. They have nothing. It's a desperate play. 340 00:17:29,720 --> 00:17:31,131 They're trying to build him up, 341 00:17:31,200 --> 00:17:33,407 make it seem like he was a crucial part of Pied Piper. 342 00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:35,570 It's a Hail Mary. They have nothing. 343 00:17:35,640 --> 00:17:39,565 Because if I don't not do that, 344 00:17:39,640 --> 00:17:41,085 isn't that the same as... 345 00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:43,242 - Let's move on. - Okay. 346 00:17:43,320 --> 00:17:45,607 Is it not true that Wired... 347 00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:48,929 I'll rephrase. 348 00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:53,528 Did Wired magazine run a cover story on you? Yes or no? 349 00:17:53,960 --> 00:17:55,405 Oh, yes. 350 00:17:55,480 --> 00:17:57,847 That did happen, yes. 351 00:17:59,800 --> 00:18:01,211 JARED: I think I just made a mistake. 352 00:18:01,320 --> 00:18:02,606 That was the museum. 353 00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:05,680 I decided to call and check on the condor, 354 00:18:05,760 --> 00:18:10,322 and they said that it's very unlikely that the condor egg is still alive. 355 00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:12,369 But my phone call itself 356 00:18:13,080 --> 00:18:14,969 drew their attention to the low viewing numbers 357 00:18:15,040 --> 00:18:17,566 and they've decided to take down the cameras today. 358 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:21,402 So, by making the phone call, you've most likely killed the condor egg. 359 00:18:21,720 --> 00:18:24,326 Oh, come on, I mean, that Schrédinger stuff's all just theoretical. 360 00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:26,209 - It doesn't apply here. - DINESH: Doesn't it? 361 00:18:26,360 --> 00:18:27,600 I mean, look at Richard. 362 00:18:27,680 --> 00:18:30,684 He didn't know that he had tested on a Hooli computer 363 00:18:30,760 --> 00:18:33,889 until Monahan opened that box of emails, right? 364 00:18:34,040 --> 00:18:36,042 So, Richard was both innocent and guilty, 365 00:18:36,440 --> 00:18:41,571 but as soon as Monahan opened that box, it made Richard guilty. 366 00:18:41,680 --> 00:18:43,284 But, I mean, by that logic, 367 00:18:43,360 --> 00:18:46,409 anyone who goes to an open-casket funeral is a murderer. 368 00:18:46,640 --> 00:18:48,563 You are one dark motherfucker, Jared. 369 00:18:50,560 --> 00:18:52,961 WOMAN: So, Mr. Bighetti, you have stated 370 00:18:53,040 --> 00:18:58,649 that you didn't have anything to do with Pied Piper. 371 00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:00,326 No. 372 00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:05,122 I suppose you'd also say that you had nothing to do with Hooli XYZ either. 373 00:19:05,560 --> 00:19:06,641 No, not really. 374 00:19:06,720 --> 00:19:09,166 And what about the Hooli AIDS and Cancer Societies, 375 00:19:09,240 --> 00:19:12,528 of which you were president? Did you have anything to do with those? 376 00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:17,004 Honestly, not really. I actually remember when they told me I got the AIDS thing, 377 00:19:17,080 --> 00:19:20,562 forjust a second I thought they were telling me that I had AIDS. 378 00:19:20,680 --> 00:19:25,208 But then I realized, no, I was just the president of the AIDS thingy. 379 00:19:25,280 --> 00:19:28,568 - But for a second, it was pretty scary there. - (CHUCKLING) 380 00:19:28,680 --> 00:19:33,083 You see, Your Honor, Nelson Bighetti is pathologically modest. 381 00:19:33,520 --> 00:19:37,002 While he humbly denies credit, the record shows 382 00:19:37,080 --> 00:19:39,765 that he had everything to do with all of these achievements. 383 00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:43,683 It may be possible that Nelson actually believes 384 00:19:43,760 --> 00:19:46,366 he didn't have that much to do with the founding of Pied Piper either. 385 00:19:46,440 --> 00:19:47,407 'Cause... 386 00:19:47,480 --> 00:19:51,610 But it is painfully obvious that he had a huge hand in it. 387 00:19:52,280 --> 00:19:54,442 No further questions, Your Honor. 388 00:19:54,800 --> 00:19:56,609 JUDGE: May I say, Mr. Bighetti, 389 00:19:57,280 --> 00:20:01,763 how refreshing it is to finally encounter someone in the tech community 390 00:20:01,840 --> 00:20:04,889 who is so free of pretension and ego? 391 00:20:07,680 --> 00:20:09,569 PETE: Well, that was troubling. 392 00:20:09,640 --> 00:20:10,926 ERLICH: Yeah, what was that? 393 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:13,128 It's just that he scored big points with the judge in there. 394 00:20:13,240 --> 00:20:17,165 So, what's our plan? Do we go in there and cross the shit out of him? 395 00:20:17,320 --> 00:20:19,641 Tear him a new hole in his butt? 396 00:20:19,720 --> 00:20:21,324 Let's just remind ourselves here 397 00:20:21,440 --> 00:20:23,727 that he gave me the phone and made this whole thing possible. 398 00:20:23,800 --> 00:20:25,325 So, let's take it easy on him. 399 00:20:25,400 --> 00:20:27,767 Yeah, I don't think shredding him is the right way to go either. 400 00:20:27,840 --> 00:20:30,764 - Thank you. -It could backfire, turn the judge against us. 401 00:20:32,120 --> 00:20:33,645 I have something else in mind. 402 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:36,651 Mr. Bachman, are you still prepared to testify? 403 00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:39,611 Fuck yes, I am. 404 00:20:41,120 --> 00:20:43,771 - Mr. Bachman. - Yes, sir? 405 00:20:43,840 --> 00:20:46,923 You are the owner and sole proprietor 406 00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:49,401 of the Palo Alto-based Hacker Hostel 407 00:20:49,480 --> 00:20:53,690 in which Mr. Hendricks and Mr. Bighetti both resided. Is that correct? 408 00:20:53,960 --> 00:20:56,327 Yes, sir. That is, in fact, correct. 409 00:20:57,160 --> 00:21:01,165 Uh, it has been called the "Garden of Tech Eden." 410 00:21:01,640 --> 00:21:06,328 Is it also fair to say that every instinct you have as a businessman 411 00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:08,448 has been completely and totally wrong? 412 00:21:08,520 --> 00:21:10,409 - Sorry, what? - You hard of hearing, Mr. Bachman? 413 00:21:10,640 --> 00:21:13,086 - No, I've heard everything... - Aren't you considered a joke in this town? 414 00:21:13,360 --> 00:21:15,761 I don't quite know where you're going with this. 415 00:21:15,840 --> 00:21:20,129 Nor do I. Can you tell us where you're headed here, Mr. Monahan? 416 00:21:20,200 --> 00:21:21,645 Your Honor, if you are to accept 417 00:21:21,720 --> 00:21:25,441 Hooli's reverence for Mr. Bighetti as proof that he's a genius, 418 00:21:25,520 --> 00:21:26,965 then you must also accept 419 00:21:27,040 --> 00:21:31,443 Mr. Bachman's reverence for Mr. Bighetti as proof that he's a moron. 420 00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:36,648 I'm simply establishing this type of logic, Your Honor, cuts both ways. 421 00:21:36,760 --> 00:21:38,489 I see. I'll allow it. 422 00:21:38,560 --> 00:21:40,289 Really? Because I don't think "joke" is... 423 00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:42,129 Mr. Bachman, you have incubated 424 00:21:42,200 --> 00:21:47,047 a seemingly endless string of patently unsuccessful apps, haven't you? 425 00:21:47,280 --> 00:21:49,442 No. No, that is not correct. 426 00:21:49,840 --> 00:21:52,650 I incubated Pied Piper. I saw the value in that. 427 00:21:52,720 --> 00:21:56,645 Oh, did you? Isn't it true that you were about to evict Mr. Hendricks 428 00:21:56,720 --> 00:21:58,802 until he became the subject of a bidding war? 429 00:21:59,440 --> 00:22:00,487 You disliked Pied Piper. 430 00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:03,844 The one app in your hostel that showed promise. 431 00:22:04,080 --> 00:22:05,650 Well, I think that's a bit harsh. I mean, every... 432 00:22:05,760 --> 00:22:07,922 In fact, you tried to encourage Mr. Hendricks 433 00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:12,449 to change his app to be more like Mr. Bighetti's horrendous app 434 00:22:12,560 --> 00:22:14,562 called NipAlert. Isn't that true? 435 00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:17,201 Well, yes, I thought NipAlert showed great promise. Yes. 436 00:22:17,280 --> 00:22:18,850 It did not show great promise. 437 00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:24,324 What it showed was the location of nearby women possessing erect nipples. 438 00:22:24,440 --> 00:22:27,569 And as such, Mr. Bighetti's grotesque creation 439 00:22:27,640 --> 00:22:32,601 was passed over by every investor in this town except you 440 00:22:32,680 --> 00:22:34,045 because it was perverted. 441 00:22:34,280 --> 00:22:38,444 Well, I'll admit that... I'll concede that the cultural moment 442 00:22:38,520 --> 00:22:40,124 may have passed, but at the time... 443 00:22:40,200 --> 00:22:43,488 No, at the time, it was as misogynistic as it is now, 444 00:22:43,560 --> 00:22:44,971 wasn't it, Mr. Bachman? 445 00:22:45,760 --> 00:22:49,207 - It... Yes, it had some major problems... - Some major problems? 446 00:22:49,360 --> 00:22:52,842 Mr. Bachman, a few moments ago, you said that it showed great promise. 447 00:22:53,160 --> 00:22:56,448 You said that. I can have the court reporter read it back to you, Mr. Bachman. 448 00:22:56,560 --> 00:22:58,369 I don't need her to read it back to me. I can remember... 449 00:22:58,480 --> 00:23:02,724 NipAlert was poorly conceived and riddled with bugs, wasn't it? 450 00:23:02,800 --> 00:23:04,370 Well, all apps in the beginning... 451 00:23:04,440 --> 00:23:07,887 Mr. Bachman, answer the question. You liked NipAlert, and it was terrible. 452 00:23:07,960 --> 00:23:09,325 - No, I... - Didn't you? 453 00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:12,244 - Liking an app... - Mr. Bachman, you liked it, didn't you? 454 00:23:12,320 --> 00:23:15,130 Okay, yes, yes! Fine! Yes, I liked it. 455 00:23:15,200 --> 00:23:17,646 Even though it was a terrible app and it had no market potential. 456 00:23:17,720 --> 00:23:19,961 I was high when he pitched it and I like nipples... 457 00:23:20,040 --> 00:23:21,326 PETE: Thank you, Mr. Bachman. 458 00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:24,006 It was a buggy, rapey piece of shit designed by an idiot. 459 00:23:24,080 --> 00:23:25,570 - Mr. Bachman, thank you very much. - ERLICH: It sucked. 460 00:23:25,640 --> 00:23:28,484 It was so bad that the first time that Richard tried to boot it up on his system, 461 00:23:28,560 --> 00:23:31,564 it crashed his laptop. It was in the shop for three days. 462 00:23:31,680 --> 00:23:33,762 'Cause it was a piece of shit! 463 00:23:33,840 --> 00:23:35,968 - Um... Uh... - (CLEARS THROAT) 464 00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:38,047 That... 465 00:23:39,520 --> 00:23:43,809 I mean, among other things that weren't that 466 00:23:44,440 --> 00:23:46,090 were reasons why it was bad. 467 00:23:46,160 --> 00:23:47,446 No more questions, Your Honor. 468 00:23:47,800 --> 00:23:50,246 What the fuck is going on here? 469 00:23:52,520 --> 00:23:53,681 ERUCH: I don't know what happened. 470 00:23:53,760 --> 00:23:56,684 He got in my head. It's a very uncharacteristic error. 471 00:23:59,680 --> 00:24:01,569 They're calling you next, Richard. 472 00:24:01,840 --> 00:24:03,683 They want you on the stand in 10 minutes. 473 00:24:04,320 --> 00:24:08,041 Great. So, they figured it out. We're fucked, aren't we? 474 00:24:08,120 --> 00:24:09,610 It looks that way. 475 00:24:09,680 --> 00:24:12,365 Damn it, they're gonna ask me if I ran a test of Pied Piper 476 00:24:12,440 --> 00:24:14,727 on a Hooli computer, and I'm gonna have to say yes. 477 00:24:15,400 --> 00:24:16,925 What if you said no? 478 00:24:18,560 --> 00:24:19,800 What are you talking about? 479 00:24:19,880 --> 00:24:22,042 Are you saying I should lie on the stand, or something? 480 00:24:22,120 --> 00:24:25,761 (CLEARS THROAT) Gentlemen, the less I know about this, the better. 481 00:24:25,840 --> 00:24:30,209 Well, then it appears we're in good hands, because you don't seem to know shit. 482 00:24:30,320 --> 00:24:32,926 You're a mean and terrible attorney. 483 00:24:33,360 --> 00:24:34,646 I'm not an attorney. 484 00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:38,490 Richard, all they know 485 00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:42,246 is that you didn't have your laptop when you ran that test, 486 00:24:42,320 --> 00:24:44,322 so just tell them that you borrowed my laptop 487 00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:46,801 or you came home for lunch and used my computer. 488 00:24:46,920 --> 00:24:50,003 Whatever you say, I'll get back on the stand and then back you up. 489 00:24:50,080 --> 00:24:53,641 That would be committing perjury. That would be lying under oath. 490 00:24:53,760 --> 00:24:57,321 If you don't lie, Richard, you lose. 491 00:24:58,640 --> 00:25:00,244 We lose everything. 492 00:25:00,320 --> 00:25:01,845 The company, 493 00:25:01,920 --> 00:25:05,606 90% of what could potentially be a billion dollars... 494 00:25:05,680 --> 00:25:07,728 I mean, you know, because I have 10%. 495 00:25:07,800 --> 00:25:09,768 I know. God damn it, I know. 496 00:25:09,840 --> 00:25:12,286 Richard, do the right thing here. 497 00:25:13,280 --> 00:25:15,282 Lie on the stand. 498 00:25:15,880 --> 00:25:20,249 Mr. Hendricks, you are heterosexual, yes? 499 00:25:20,560 --> 00:25:22,050 Uh... Yes. 500 00:25:22,120 --> 00:25:24,487 How long has it been since you were in a relationship 501 00:25:24,560 --> 00:25:26,528 with a woman, Mr. Hendricks? 502 00:25:26,600 --> 00:25:28,728 Two years? Three? 503 00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:32,082 Yeah, that sounds about right, I guess. 504 00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:33,765 You're under oath. 505 00:25:34,280 --> 00:25:35,930 Uh... (CLEARS THROAT) 506 00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:37,331 Longen 507 00:25:37,400 --> 00:25:42,611 So, you've definitely had no girlfriend in the past three years? 508 00:25:42,680 --> 00:25:45,923 This seems needlessly cruel. We all get it. 509 00:25:46,160 --> 00:25:51,041 Mr. Hendricks, when you refer to a girlfriend in these emails to Mr. Bighetti, 510 00:25:51,120 --> 00:25:52,804 to what are you referring? 511 00:25:53,480 --> 00:25:54,561 MY laptop computer. 512 00:25:54,640 --> 00:25:57,246 The same laptop that Mr. Bachman just told us 513 00:25:57,320 --> 00:26:00,210 was in the shop for three days 514 00:26:00,280 --> 00:26:03,489 from April 10th to the 12th of last year? 515 00:26:04,040 --> 00:26:06,327 Yes. Can we get to the point, please? 516 00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:09,563 Mr. Hendricks, did you at any time 517 00:26:09,640 --> 00:26:15,124 use a Hooli computer to test and/or alter your Pied Piper algorithm? 518 00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:16,201 (SMACKS LIPS) 519 00:26:18,280 --> 00:26:20,123 You're under oath. 520 00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:22,001 I just... 521 00:26:24,240 --> 00:26:29,406 I just wanted to be different. I wanted Pied Piper to be different. 522 00:26:30,800 --> 00:26:34,088 But if this company is built on lies, 523 00:26:34,160 --> 00:26:37,289 then we're really not much different than Hooli. 524 00:26:38,440 --> 00:26:41,728 The law says that I lose everything, 525 00:26:41,800 --> 00:26:44,201 my whole company, everything that I worked for, 526 00:26:44,280 --> 00:26:48,410 because I used one Hooli computer (SIGHS) 527 00:26:48,480 --> 00:26:50,289 to test and modify one block. 528 00:26:51,960 --> 00:26:54,804 Is that right? I mean, is that fair? 529 00:26:55,560 --> 00:26:57,847 To me, if the system says that's fair, 530 00:26:57,920 --> 00:27:01,641 then I guess I'm probably not meant to be a part of it. 531 00:27:01,720 --> 00:27:04,200 Mr. Hendricks, please answer the question. 532 00:27:04,480 --> 00:27:07,370 Did you at any time use a Hooli computer... 533 00:27:07,440 --> 00:27:10,922 Yes. Yeah, I did. I made a mistake and I did. 534 00:27:11,520 --> 00:27:16,128 I used a Hooli computer to work on my algorithm, one time. 535 00:27:16,200 --> 00:27:19,443 And so, here you go. 536 00:27:19,880 --> 00:27:22,406 It's okay, Richard. You don't have to protect me anymore. 537 00:27:22,480 --> 00:27:24,403 I'm his girlfriend. 538 00:27:24,520 --> 00:27:26,363 Sit down, Mr. Bachman. 539 00:27:26,520 --> 00:27:27,726 Judge, objection! 540 00:27:27,880 --> 00:27:30,645 I was the one that was in the shop for those three days 541 00:27:30,720 --> 00:27:33,200 'cause he had hit it so hard, I needed a doctor. 542 00:27:33,640 --> 00:27:36,086 JUDGE: Sit down, Mr. Bachman. 543 00:27:37,920 --> 00:27:39,490 DINESH: Hey, has anyone heard from Richard? 544 00:27:39,560 --> 00:27:42,404 Should I text him to see how the arbitration's going? 545 00:27:42,480 --> 00:27:44,209 Uh... You can. 546 00:27:44,280 --> 00:27:47,921 But right now, it's going both well and poorly. 547 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:51,083 And if you get definitive information back and it's bad, 548 00:27:51,160 --> 00:27:54,767 I could argue that you have effectively caused us to lose the arbitration. 549 00:27:55,360 --> 00:27:57,249 Oh. He's taking it down. 550 00:27:59,920 --> 00:28:03,208 MAN: All right, I am unclipped. If you're watching, I'm sorry. 551 00:28:03,320 --> 00:28:05,129 I'm gonna go ahead and leave this egg here. 552 00:28:05,640 --> 00:28:07,768 This camera does need to come down. 553 00:28:07,840 --> 00:28:09,569 That's good. He's leaving the egg. 554 00:28:09,680 --> 00:28:12,843 The bolts are all rusted out here. (GRUNTS) 555 00:28:12,960 --> 00:28:14,803 GILFOYLE: You should have never called that museum, Jared. 556 00:28:14,920 --> 00:28:16,251 They're on there pretty good. 557 00:28:16,720 --> 00:28:18,051 (GRUNTS) 558 00:28:18,120 --> 00:28:19,963 (SCREAMING) 559 00:28:23,080 --> 00:28:24,081 (GRUNTS) 560 00:28:24,520 --> 00:28:25,965 Holy shit. 561 00:28:27,320 --> 00:28:29,129 Jared, you just killed that guy. 562 00:28:31,680 --> 00:28:35,241 I just got a text from Richard. I'm not gonna read it.