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RICHARD: That was awesome.
ERLICH: We just fed our hogs
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to those EndFrame motherfuckers.
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RICHARD: I don't know. (CHUCKLES)
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GILFOYLEI Oh, shit.
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Richard.
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- I just got a call from Marc at EndFrame.
- Yeah.
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Uh, sorry that that deal
didn't go through, Russ,
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but this bake-off can be huge for us.
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And we should actually get started.
We have a lot of work to do.
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Yeah.
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We have a lot of work to do, Richard.
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A lot.
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We have to drink
this entire bottle of tequila today.
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- What?
- Bake-off, bitch.
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Let's get fucked up. Shots, baby.
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- Uh... I don't... I don't...
- Richard, this is my own brand.
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Tres Comas.
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Do you know what that means in Spanish?
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- Three...
- Nope. Three commas.
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As in, the number I'll have
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when we are done
kicking the tar out of EndFrame
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and I make that fuck pile of lntersite money.
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Am I right? Come on, shots.
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- So, you're not mad?
- No, of course not.
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Okay. Yeah, sure. I'll just do one shot.
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We are going to drink to re-billionizing.
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Okay.
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To re-billionizing.
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- To re-billionizing.
- That's it.
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(GAGS)
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(BURPING AND COUGHING)
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One more?
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Uh...
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Russ... (CLEARING THROAT)
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We need to pay our lawyers
and we need to pay our engineers,
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so before you go,
can you just write us another check, please?
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What? No, Richard,
giving you money right now
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is the worst thing I could do for you.
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What? Why? HOW?
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Look what just happened.
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I threatened to walk
and you turned lean and hungry,
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and you clawed your way
into a $15-million deal.
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And when you win this bake-off,
because I gave you no money,
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and I get my third comma back,
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I promise you this, Richard,
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I'm gonna come back here
and you and I are gonna polish off
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this entire motherfucking bottle
of Tres Comas together.
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Put it right up high.
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Come on! Don't leave me hanging.
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That's it! That's how we do business.
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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The Nucleus ad buy will be
the largest in our history.
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Awareness of this product
will be unprecedented.
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Yeah. Am I the only one
concerned about overexposure?
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Well, we haven't seen the platform yet,
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but we're planning on slipping Nucleus
to influential tech journalists and bloggers.
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Because, certainly, once they see Nucleus...
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Sorry, sorry.
That strategy just sounds so inside the box.
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Might it not be more innovative
to shroud Nucleus in mystery
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until the official rollout next January?
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Gavin, I'm sorry.
ls everything okay with Nucleus?
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We are on schedule, yes?
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Because based on your assurances,
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we've staked substantial resources
on its performance.
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(EXHALES)
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Gentlemen of the board, and Rachel,
listen to me very carefully.
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Nucleus is on track.
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And you have my word that if it fails
to be everything we need it to be,
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someone will be held responsible.
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Me? You want me to come back to Hooli?
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No way. It's too late.
I've accepted MIT's offer of tenure.
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My wife, my children and my mother
are already back in Boston.
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I'm here because I believe in you.
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And because I believe
we didn't believe in you enough before.
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Yeah, you did not.
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XYZ was beneath your talent.
Surely you felt it. I did.
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Why else would I lay it off on Bighetti?
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XYZ is about the distant future.
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But we can't wait for you.
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We need you now, guiding
critical components of our core business.
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Components like Nucleus.
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I'm sorry. Are you offering
to put me in full charge of Nucleus?
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Indeed I am. You and only you.
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You'll get the credit and the glory.
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The name Davis Bannerchek will be
inextricably linked with that of Nucleus.
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I mean, there's a chance no one will know
I had anything to do with it at all.
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Gentlemen, nothing else in the truck. Stop.
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Who's done with
the transcoding workflow? Me.
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Good job, Carla.
Or should I say, "Scrumptious"?
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(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
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Because of the board, the scrum board.
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- Oh, I get it.
- Yeah.
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Or just... I mean, not you.
I mean, you could... You are. Uh...
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Also, thanks to everybody
for forgoing your salary this week.
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Remember, if we win,
bonuses all around, so...
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Go team.
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When we win.
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- (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
- (SCOFFS)
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That is rousing, Richard.
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Yeah, so, when we win it.
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(COMPUTER CHIMES)
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RICHARD: Whoa. Have you guys seen this?
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Seth, the network security guy
from EndFrame,
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just changed his Linkedln status
to "unemployed."
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No way. You think we got him fired?
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I bet we did. That's awesome.
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Well, we never actually breached his security.
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Remember we got Marc's login info
and went through the front door?
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So, he didn't actually do anything wrong.
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He worked for EndFrame,
the pieces of shit that stole our algorithm.
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Yeah. So, by the transitive property,
he is, therefore, also a piece of shit.
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Well, the pieces of shit fired him.
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So, his "piece of shit" status is reversed.
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Okay, fine. So, the transitive property
may no longer apply,
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but the reflexive property
states everything is equal to itself.
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So, since he's a piece of shit,
he's a piece of shit.
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Okay, math aside,
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the point I'm trying to make here is
we didn't actually break his code. Okay?
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So, he's getting fired for no reason.
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And I kind of feel bad for the guy.
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He's probably pulling his hair out somewhere,
wondering where he screwed up.
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But he didn't screw up,
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and he'll never know that
for the rest of his life.
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I bet you're right.
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He probably is just
ripping his hair out somewhere.
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I wish I could see that.
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Piece of shit.
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He's a piece of shit.
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(KEYBOARD CLACKING)
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(DOOR OPENS)
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ERLICH: Monica?
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Did you forget about Jian Yang and I's pitch?
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No, I was on my phone.
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You talking to Benson or Hedges?
(CHUCKLES) Am I right?
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- Cigarette company.
- Clever.
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What if I told you
there is an app on the market...
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Not now. No, no, you wait
until you're inside. Okay?
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We haven't even gotten the bottle of water yet.
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Head in. I'll meet you in there.
I just need to finish this call.
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Sure. Cool with a
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Okay.
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Water.
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JIAN YANG: What if I told you
there is an app...
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Jian Yang, this is the assistant.
We wait for the boss to pitch.
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The woman you saw outside. Okay?
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Oh, the lady who was smoking? You said no.
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Sorry. Monica was smoking? Cigarettes?
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Cigarettes.
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No, no, no. He's confused. He's Chinese.
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He's talking about this crack-addict prostitute
we saw at the gas station.
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She was smoking cigarettes. So sad.
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Oh.
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Jian Yang, what're you doing?
This is Palo Alto.
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People are lunatics about smoking here.
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We don't enjoy all the freedoms
that you have in China. All right?
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Where people smoke all the time.
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I don't smoke. Except for special occasions.
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So, you do smoke?
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Wait, have you been smoking in my house?
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No. There's no special occasion
ever happen in your house.
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See this little bald spot on my temple?
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I've literally been tearing my own hair out.
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I e-mailed Gilfoyle about a dozen times,
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and all he kept sending me
were these photos.
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RICHARD: Some woman choking. Balls.
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Choking. A pair of balls. I get it.
"Choke on my balls." It's like a rebus.
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He's such a dick.
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How the fuck did he get into my system?
At least give me a hint.
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Something. Anything.
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(SIGHS)
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Fuck.
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What if, hypothetically,
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there was a certain CEO in your office
that left his login information on a Post-it,
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and a certain someone took it
and used that to get in?
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Are you saying Gilfoyle
never penetrated my network?
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I'm saying you weren't fired
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because of anything to do
with your security config.
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It wasn't my fault?
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- Oh, my God.
- You know what?
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I'm glad I came here.
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I think it's good
just to get everything out in the open...
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That piece of shit!
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Gilfoyle kept taunting me and taunting me.
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- What're you doing? No, don't call him.
- Hello, Gilfoyle?
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- It's Seth.
- Don't mention me or...
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Richard just told me about the Post-it,
so fuck you!
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You just fucked with the wrong hacker.
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There's... There's kids.
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I'm gonna skullfuck your whole system.
Fuck you, Gilfoyle!
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Fuck you, Richard!
Fuck all of you Pied Piper fucks!
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I actually, don't... I don't know him.
I'm just here by myself.
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Just watching and waiting.
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I love kids. Not like that.
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So...
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Why would you do that?
Why would you go talk to him?
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I don't know, you know.
Face-to-face meetings make things better.
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I just felt bad for the guy,
and he was not doing well.
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I mean, what if I hadn't said anything
and he'd have, you know, killed himself?
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Yeah, well, there's no chance
of that now, is there?
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Richard, you don't seem to understand
what's going on.
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We hacked into EndFrame's system
and stole their specs.
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You can't go traipsing around
to their former employees
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telling them how we did it
just to make them feel better.
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You're a fucking black hat now. Act like it.
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- What? I'm a black hat? How am I a black hat?
- Shh!
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EndFrame stole from us first.
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And since the negative of a negative
is a positive, stealing from a thief is okay.
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It's the additive inverse property.
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Math aside, Richard, we're all black hats now.
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The point is,
what are we gonna do about Seth?
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How do you mean?
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Well, I mean, we have an unemployed
and very pissed off systems guy
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who very publicly threatened
to skullfuck our whole system.
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He's not gonna do shit. He's a coder.
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By definition, we're all pussies.
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Look, he'll vent for half an hour
and then he'll go LARPing and mogging
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and stroke his dick for a while.
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Even if he does try to crack us, Richard,
I built our network security myself.
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- I'm not worried about it at all.
- So, just...
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This doesn't concern you guys?
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Okay, because he said, and I quote,
that he was going to skullfuck us!
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On. Hey. Hi.
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- You have a great daughter.
- WOMAN: Come on, Ashley, let's go.
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(CELL PHONE RINGING)
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Go for Erlich.
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Thanks for outing me.
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You're gay. That explains so much.
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No, outing me for smoking.
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I was heading home when my insane boss
called me into the conference room
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for some kind of anti-smoking intervention.
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"No one ever died from secondhand heroin."
Yeah, she said that.
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- What did you say?
- I said nothing.
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Jian Yang may have let a little something slip
to your boy Friday,
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but don't worry, I covered with aplomb.
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That little weasel tells Laurie everything.
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On that topic, what did you think of his app?
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Well, the fundamental idea is sound.
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An app that helps parents
find the least crowded playgrounds.
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Good. So, you understood him.
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The problem is, he's basically created
the perfect tool for pedophiles to find victims.
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Yes, and pedophiles
are typically not early-adopters,
242
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so we would miss out on that whole market.
243
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That's problematic.
244
00:12:35,400 --> 00:12:37,209
Well, we'll tweak it
when we present it to your boss.
245
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I don't think what I saw
was close to ready for Laurie.
246
00:12:40,960 --> 00:12:42,371
Oh, really, Monica?
247
00:12:42,440 --> 00:12:45,569
Well, I'm sorry that your boss
unearthed your filthy little secret,
248
00:12:45,640 --> 00:12:47,927
but believe it or not,
I actually tried to have your back,
249
00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:50,207
and I was hoping
you might do the same for me.
250
00:12:50,720 --> 00:12:55,681
Then again, yourjudgment is suspect.
You are a smoker.
251
00:12:56,480 --> 00:12:59,051
I smoke a few cigarettes a week.
252
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(couemwe)
253
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Fine. I'll ask Laurie for five minutes,
but that's it.
254
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And tell Jian Yang he better bring it.
255
00:13:07,720 --> 00:13:09,085
Monica, we may never know
256
00:13:09,200 --> 00:13:13,125
what indecipherable Chinese province
Jian Yang comes from,
257
00:13:13,280 --> 00:13:15,044
but I know this much,
258
00:13:15,160 --> 00:13:19,051
Jian Yang was born to bring it,
and you have got to try women.
259
00:13:19,720 --> 00:13:21,131
I mean, just give it a...
260
00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:25,604
I'm sure the work that you have done so far
has been very good.
261
00:13:25,680 --> 00:13:29,651
But now that I am here, the real work begins,
262
00:13:29,720 --> 00:13:31,927
and time is of the essence.
263
00:13:32,040 --> 00:13:34,850
I'm gonna need status reports
from every department.
264
00:13:37,520 --> 00:13:38,567
Where are we?
265
00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:42,685
We have a mobile beta on a HooliPhone.
266
00:13:43,320 --> 00:13:44,446
You wanna see it?
267
00:13:44,880 --> 00:13:46,291
Hmm, yeah.
268
00:13:50,920 --> 00:13:53,241
He quit? What do you mean he quit?
269
00:13:53,360 --> 00:13:56,170
According to security,
he entered the building at 9:13.
270
00:13:56,240 --> 00:14:00,609
He met with the Nucleus team for 11 minutes.
Then he used his key card to exit the building.
271
00:14:00,680 --> 00:14:05,163
Three minutes later, he was clocked at 73
in a 25 zone going past our daycare center.
272
00:14:05,600 --> 00:14:08,729
He never returned, and he hasn't responded
to our calls or e-mail.
273
00:14:09,280 --> 00:14:11,886
Gavin, is it possible that this is a good thing?
274
00:14:12,320 --> 00:14:13,685
Bannerchek was gonna step in
at the last minute
275
00:14:13,760 --> 00:14:15,728
and take a lot of the credit for Nucleus.
276
00:14:15,800 --> 00:14:18,280
Now the world will know
that you're responsible for Nucleus.
277
00:14:18,760 --> 00:14:19,966
You and you alone.
278
00:14:20,200 --> 00:14:21,201
(SIGHS)
279
00:14:27,360 --> 00:14:28,441
Not now!
280
00:14:30,680 --> 00:14:35,208
Okay, so, no attempts
to externally access the system? Right?
281
00:14:35,280 --> 00:14:38,807
No SQLi, XSS, worms, Trojans, nothing?
282
00:14:39,520 --> 00:14:43,081
Same answer as I gave you
the last three days. No.
283
00:14:43,160 --> 00:14:45,925
Seth hasn't done shit. We're all good.
284
00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:49,243
Richard, your paranoia
has become officially tedious.
285
00:14:49,320 --> 00:14:52,449
Okay, okay. Our platform is basically built.
286
00:14:52,520 --> 00:14:56,525
Tomorrow, lntersite is gonna start dumping
100 terabytes of video
287
00:14:56,640 --> 00:14:59,883
directly onto our server via fucking FTP.
288
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:02,731
We are gonna be the most vulnerable
we've ever been.
289
00:15:02,800 --> 00:15:04,529
And Seth is out there lurking.
290
00:15:04,600 --> 00:15:10,084
Just lurking in the darknet ready to pounce,
like an Internet panther, and we don't care.
291
00:15:10,160 --> 00:15:13,960
Okay, well, frankly,
your lack of paranoia is insane to me.
292
00:15:14,840 --> 00:15:17,411
Now you're paranoid
that we're not paranoid enough?
293
00:15:17,880 --> 00:15:19,803
You're para-paranoid, Richard.
294
00:15:21,520 --> 00:15:24,251
- Where are you going?
- To the kitchen.
295
00:15:24,360 --> 00:15:25,441
Why are you going together?
296
00:15:25,520 --> 00:15:26,726
Are you gonna talk about me?
297
00:15:29,640 --> 00:15:32,450
What're you looking at?
You guys have got a lot of work to do.
298
00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:34,326
(INHALES DEEPLY)
299
00:15:50,880 --> 00:15:51,927
I'm glad you reached out.
300
00:15:52,480 --> 00:15:57,407
And I want you to know I'm not gonna do
any of those things that I threatened to do.
301
00:15:57,840 --> 00:16:02,482
Really? Just to be clear,
no skullfucking of any kind?
302
00:16:02,560 --> 00:16:05,404
No. I guess I just needed to vent.
303
00:16:06,640 --> 00:16:10,201
Actually, I was pretty worried
that you were gonna do something crazy.
304
00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:12,206
You can relax.
305
00:16:12,960 --> 00:16:17,488
And please tell Gilfoyle
I'm sorry for what I said,
306
00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:18,971
and that he can relax, too.
307
00:16:19,280 --> 00:16:20,327
Uh...
308
00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:23,563
You don't have to worry about Gilfoyle.
He couldn't have cared less.
309
00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:25,925
- Really?
- Yeah.
310
00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:31,166
You know, I gotta be honest.
I mean, I'm really glad I came back here.
311
00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:34,369
I mean, Dinesh and Gilfoyle
obviously said it was a bad idea,
312
00:16:34,440 --> 00:16:35,965
especially given what happened.
313
00:16:36,040 --> 00:16:39,840
But this just really restores my faith
that face-to-face meetings are the way to...
314
00:16:39,920 --> 00:16:42,161
That smug cocksucker
didn't think I had the skills
315
00:16:42,240 --> 00:16:44,163
to break into his system, that motherfucker.
316
00:16:44,240 --> 00:16:45,844
What? What are you... Don't...
Who are you calling?
317
00:16:45,920 --> 00:16:48,651
- Hello, Gilfoyle. It's Seth again.
- Hey, don't mention that I...
318
00:16:48,720 --> 00:16:50,927
Richard here just told me
you're not afraid of me.
319
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:53,731
Well, you know what
I'm gonna do to you now, motherfucker?
320
00:16:53,800 --> 00:16:55,325
Get out our here. Scatter. Scatter.
321
00:16:55,400 --> 00:16:57,607
I'm skullfucking the shit out
of your system this time.
322
00:16:57,680 --> 00:17:01,207
How you like me now, you cocksucking,
motherfucking piece of shit?
323
00:17:02,280 --> 00:17:03,850
In our initial build,
324
00:17:03,960 --> 00:17:06,930
we realized that the same
geo-tagging technology
325
00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:10,607
that could be used to locate
uncrowded playgrounds
326
00:17:10,680 --> 00:17:14,810
could also be used to prey on children,
our greatest natural resource,
327
00:17:14,880 --> 00:17:18,282
by one of
society's worst elements, pedophiles.
328
00:17:18,800 --> 00:17:22,725
The pedophile facing nature of the app
would present marketing pain points. Yes.
329
00:17:22,800 --> 00:17:25,007
But under Monica's guidance,
330
00:17:25,080 --> 00:17:28,527
we realized the same technology
could also be used
331
00:17:28,600 --> 00:17:35,085
to create a real-time, crowd-sourced map
of an even worse segment of the population.
332
00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:37,846
- Worse than pedophiles?
- Smokers.
333
00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:39,406
Oh.
334
00:17:39,480 --> 00:17:43,530
Because, let's face it,
no one's ever died of secondhand heroin.
335
00:17:43,800 --> 00:17:44,926
True.
336
00:17:45,720 --> 00:17:46,767
True.
337
00:17:46,840 --> 00:17:50,367
With our app, users can locate and thus avoid
338
00:17:50,440 --> 00:17:55,571
these self-indulgent,
self-destructive, negligent monsters.
339
00:17:55,720 --> 00:17:57,085
- Negligent?
- Yeah.
340
00:17:57,880 --> 00:17:59,803
We call it "Smokation."
341
00:18:00,360 --> 00:18:04,046
It's a clever hybrid
of "smoker" and "location."
342
00:18:05,840 --> 00:18:07,330
It's interesting.
343
00:18:08,280 --> 00:18:09,805
It's interesting.
344
00:18:11,920 --> 00:18:14,810
Well done. Well done.
345
00:18:14,880 --> 00:18:17,690
So, what kind of term sheet
do you think she's gonna lay on us?
346
00:18:17,760 --> 00:18:19,888
There's a lot of work to do,
347
00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:23,123
but you certainly knew
how to play to your audience.
348
00:18:23,240 --> 00:18:25,686
So, I'd say it looks good.
349
00:18:26,120 --> 00:18:27,281
Oh!
350
00:18:27,360 --> 00:18:29,010
Today is a great day.
351
00:18:29,080 --> 00:18:30,525
What is he doing?
352
00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:34,720
Special occasion.
353
00:18:34,840 --> 00:18:35,807
(GROANS)
354
00:18:35,880 --> 00:18:36,927
- Oh, shit.
- You...
355
00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:39,446
You brought cigarettes in here?
356
00:18:39,520 --> 00:18:41,204
No, I take from her purse.
357
00:18:44,080 --> 00:18:45,969
RICHARD: Well, this is it.
358
00:18:46,040 --> 00:18:49,886
Our pants are basically around our ankles
until this transfer is done. Anything?
359
00:18:50,720 --> 00:18:53,200
Again, no. Nothing.
360
00:18:53,880 --> 00:18:55,723
Okay. Well, did you sweep for...
361
00:18:55,800 --> 00:18:57,325
Unauthorized kernel modules, yes.
362
00:18:57,400 --> 00:19:00,563
I even purged
the entire server hypervisor again.
363
00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:03,962
DINESH: I know we are vulnerable, right now,
but, Richard, we're covered, okay?
364
00:19:04,080 --> 00:19:05,491
We severed the prod and dev net.
365
00:19:05,560 --> 00:19:07,688
Look, you made us put our phones
in a fucking Faraday cage.
366
00:19:07,760 --> 00:19:12,402
We even killed the Wi-Fi and reverted back
to this Stone Age hard line Ethernet switch.
367
00:19:12,680 --> 00:19:14,682
Look at all this shit. Are we in the '90s?
368
00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:19,166
Richard, no one is cracking our transfer.
369
00:19:19,240 --> 00:19:24,610
Not Seth, not some rogue nuclear state,
not Sk3wl of fucking ROOt.
370
00:19:25,400 --> 00:19:26,731
No one.
371
00:19:27,240 --> 00:19:31,211
And in two hours and 47 minutes,
when we've pulled all of lntersite's data
372
00:19:31,280 --> 00:19:35,285
onto our servers, we're golden,
so just chill the fuck out.
373
00:19:36,240 --> 00:19:38,561
Do another Weissman test
to make yourself feel better.
374
00:19:38,640 --> 00:19:39,721
I just did.
375
00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:41,441
Still at 5.1?
376
00:19:41,720 --> 00:19:43,563
Uh... Actually, 5.2.
377
00:19:44,120 --> 00:19:46,771
- Holy shit, dude. That's blazing.
- Hmm.
378
00:19:47,280 --> 00:19:49,123
Wait, so, we're actually gonna win this thing.
379
00:19:49,400 --> 00:19:52,085
I don't know.
Ask me again in two hours and 46 minutes.
380
00:19:52,160 --> 00:19:53,207
(DOOR LOCK JANGLES)
381
00:19:53,280 --> 00:19:55,442
RUSS: Hey, quit all the fucking and let me in.
382
00:19:56,120 --> 00:19:57,565
- Hey, come on, why's the door locked?
- Coming.
383
00:19:57,640 --> 00:19:59,369
- Are you afraid you're gonna get raped?
- Jared, don't...
384
00:20:00,120 --> 00:20:03,408
What? You're locking the door now?
You don't answer my texts. What the fuck?
385
00:20:03,480 --> 00:20:06,848
Russ, we're at a pretty critical juncture
right now, so...
386
00:20:06,920 --> 00:20:08,160
What's that?
387
00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:11,210
That is pornography,
thousands of hours of it.
388
00:20:11,600 --> 00:20:13,125
Yeah, it is.
389
00:20:13,320 --> 00:20:17,041
Russ, tomorrow, I would be happy
to walk this through with you.
390
00:20:17,120 --> 00:20:19,566
Okay. No, no, I'm out of here.
Just answer me this, are we good?
391
00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:22,286
Uh, yes. The platform is running great.
392
00:20:22,400 --> 00:20:25,051
But it's just really fragile right now
and we have a lot to focus on.
393
00:20:25,160 --> 00:20:26,730
So, again, probably tomorrow would be...
394
00:20:26,800 --> 00:20:28,882
Fine, fine, but after we have tequila.
(LAUGHS)
395
00:20:30,080 --> 00:20:31,491
- What?
- Shots, boys.
396
00:20:31,560 --> 00:20:33,324
- I'm in.
- No, no one's in.
397
00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:35,084
What are... We're not doing shots right now.
398
00:20:35,160 --> 00:20:38,926
Richard, come on, quit being such a pussy
and have some tequila with your money guy.
399
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:40,081
You're not our money guy.
400
00:20:40,160 --> 00:20:41,321
I'm not your money guy. Since when?
401
00:20:41,400 --> 00:20:43,243
Since you stopped giving us money, asshole.
402
00:20:47,320 --> 00:20:49,641
Who's an asshole? I forced you to get lean.
403
00:20:49,720 --> 00:20:52,485
No. You forced us to hack EndFrame
and break the law.
404
00:20:52,560 --> 00:20:54,722
And now, like it or not,
I'm a fucking black hat.
405
00:20:54,800 --> 00:20:57,121
But that's okay. That's okay. That's cool.
406
00:20:57,200 --> 00:20:58,804
We're gonna win this bake-off
407
00:20:58,880 --> 00:21:01,281
and pay you enough money
to go away forever.
408
00:21:01,360 --> 00:21:02,486
So, take your shitty tequila
409
00:21:02,560 --> 00:21:04,722
and your shitty jeans
with fucking metal chunks on them,
410
00:21:04,800 --> 00:21:06,165
and get the fuck out of here.
411
00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:08,840
(RICHARD CLEARS THROAT)
412
00:21:11,920 --> 00:21:13,046
Wow. That's...
413
00:21:14,200 --> 00:21:15,326
That's harsh.
414
00:21:17,200 --> 00:21:20,488
First of all, this is not shitty tequila.
This is very good tequila.
415
00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:24,049
400-year-old family-run distillery.
Super high-end shit.
416
00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:29,171
But I guess what really bums me out
is I thought we got each other.
417
00:21:29,880 --> 00:21:31,882
You know, you were my guys, you know?
418
00:21:33,880 --> 00:21:35,041
That guy-
419
00:21:36,720 --> 00:21:38,085
Bin Laden.
420
00:21:40,360 --> 00:21:41,441
He fucks.
421
00:21:47,680 --> 00:21:50,251
You know what's hard
about being a billionaire, Richard?
422
00:21:51,240 --> 00:21:54,449
You never know if someone
likes you for you or for your money.
423
00:21:55,480 --> 00:22:00,088
And I guess, with you,
it was all about the money, wasn't it, Richard?
424
00:22:01,720 --> 00:22:05,247
Don't you worry, I'll leave, and I'll even
leave you the tequila because that's who I am.
425
00:22:05,840 --> 00:22:07,410
But before I go,
426
00:22:08,760 --> 00:22:11,240
I want you to come outside
and see something. It's a gift.
427
00:22:12,200 --> 00:22:14,407
Come on outside, everybody.
Just... I won't waste your time.
428
00:22:14,520 --> 00:22:15,760
- Just for a second.
- (SIGHS)
429
00:22:17,520 --> 00:22:18,521
MAN: No way.
430
00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:21,729
A McLaren 650$ Spider.
431
00:22:22,760 --> 00:22:26,048
Yup, just like the one I had to sell
when I dropped below a
432
00:22:26,880 --> 00:22:27,961
Billion.
433
00:22:28,680 --> 00:22:30,728
What do you think, Richard? You like it?
434
00:22:31,800 --> 00:22:33,211
Uh, wow! Uh...
435
00:22:33,280 --> 00:22:36,045
I don't know what to say.
436
00:22:37,840 --> 00:22:39,205
You got this for me?
437
00:22:40,280 --> 00:22:41,361
What?
438
00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:44,566
No, I... It's for me. I bought this for myself.
439
00:22:45,640 --> 00:22:47,847
To celebrate you guys
helping me get back to a billion.
440
00:22:48,120 --> 00:22:51,966
That's why I came here, to show it to you.
To say thank you. I'm not an asshole.
441
00:22:52,640 --> 00:22:55,883
- You drove here with a bow on it?
- No, I put it on after I parked.
442
00:22:56,280 --> 00:22:57,327
I don't understand.
443
00:22:57,400 --> 00:23:00,483
You got yourself a gift
to prove that you're not an asshole?
444
00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:01,687
- Right.
- (CELL PHONE RINGING)
445
00:23:02,600 --> 00:23:04,807
Sorry. Hello.
446
00:23:04,880 --> 00:23:06,564
This is Eshwar Singh, the CTO of lntersite.
447
00:23:06,640 --> 00:23:09,120
What the fuck are you doing?
You're deleting all my data.
448
00:23:10,520 --> 00:23:12,807
What the hell? What the hell?
449
00:23:14,720 --> 00:23:15,721
(KEYBOARD CLACKING)
450
00:23:15,800 --> 00:23:17,802
- Fuck, I'm locked out of the system.
- So am l.
451
00:23:17,920 --> 00:23:19,763
- We all are.
-It's just deleting everything.
452
00:23:19,840 --> 00:23:21,205
You motherfuckers!
453
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:25,209
It's fucking Seth.
Gilfoyle, you said you had this.
454
00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:28,045
I thought I did. I don't...
This is fucking impossible!
455
00:23:28,120 --> 00:23:30,487
ESHWAR: You guys are killing me.
I'm losing hundreds of hours of content.
456
00:23:30,560 --> 00:23:34,451
Yeah, well, we got hacked. So, pull the plug.
Shut it down on your end.
457
00:23:34,520 --> 00:23:37,763
I can't. The disk is spinning at 100%
and I don't have access.
458
00:23:37,840 --> 00:23:40,650
Now it's basically a fucking fork bomb,
and you locked me out of my own system.
459
00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:42,051
Okay, Carla, shut it down.
460
00:23:42,560 --> 00:23:44,562
None of the system shortcuts are responding.
461
00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:46,251
Can't even SIGKILL the transfer.
462
00:23:46,520 --> 00:23:48,761
It's like all of our keyboards are locked.
463
00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:51,924
Okay, fucking...
Eshwar, I can't really problem solve this
464
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:53,570
and talk to you on the phone
at the same time, so...
465
00:23:53,640 --> 00:23:54,926
Don't you dare fucking hang up on...
466
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:57,128
How the fuck did Seth do this?
467
00:23:57,200 --> 00:23:58,850
Well, you said he was harmless.
468
00:23:59,040 --> 00:24:01,850
Obviously I was wrong.
He must be inside as root.
469
00:24:02,200 --> 00:24:04,362
It's like he's right here in this house
melting us down.
470
00:24:04,520 --> 00:24:06,682
Can you guys just shut the fuck up?
I'm trying to sleep.
471
00:24:06,760 --> 00:24:10,048
Why the fuck would you smoke
immediately after an anti-smoking pitch?
472
00:24:10,120 --> 00:24:12,487
- Why would you do that? Why?
- JIAN YANG: It's a special occasion.
473
00:24:12,560 --> 00:24:13,607
ERLICH: Go to your room! Fuck!
474
00:24:13,720 --> 00:24:14,926
My keyboard
isn't hooked up to anything...
475
00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:16,923
Seth is single-handedly
fucking the future of this company
476
00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:18,240
and there's nothing we can do about it!
477
00:24:18,320 --> 00:24:21,210
Make it stop. Make it stop. Make it stop.
478
00:24:22,280 --> 00:24:23,611
It just stopped deleting.
479
00:24:28,360 --> 00:24:29,441
Hey, guys.
480
00:24:30,440 --> 00:24:32,442
I think it's this.
481
00:24:34,960 --> 00:24:36,325
- RICHARD: What the fuck?
-It's happening again.
482
00:24:36,960 --> 00:24:38,928
- No, no, no! Stop doing that!
- Take it off! Take it off!
483
00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:40,047
Huh.
484
00:24:43,800 --> 00:24:47,441
The Tres Comas bottle was on the delete key.
It was...
485
00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:49,401
The corner of it.
486
00:24:49,840 --> 00:24:52,810
It was just... it just got on there.
487
00:24:56,160 --> 00:24:58,242
That's not great, but...
488
00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:01,371
Good now. Here you go.
489
00:25:02,120 --> 00:25:03,281
I'm gonna...
490
00:25:05,480 --> 00:25:06,606
I gotta go.
491
00:25:13,280 --> 00:25:17,569
Did we delete over 9,000 hours
of your premium content?
492
00:25:18,520 --> 00:25:20,443
Yes, we did.
493
00:25:20,840 --> 00:25:22,604
And that is bad, certainly.
494
00:25:23,800 --> 00:25:25,643
But the way we did it.
495
00:25:26,920 --> 00:25:31,369
See, our compression
is so incredibly powerful
496
00:25:31,440 --> 00:25:35,411
that we were able to delete all those files
497
00:25:35,480 --> 00:25:39,087
at a rate that until now was unthinkable.
498
00:25:40,160 --> 00:25:43,369
If we're considering just raw speed.
499
00:25:45,280 --> 00:25:48,170
So, uh, just bear in mind,
500
00:25:48,240 --> 00:25:51,483
you know, when making your final decision,
501
00:25:51,560 --> 00:25:56,885
had EndFrame accidentally
put a tequila bottle on their delete key,
502
00:25:58,360 --> 00:26:04,163
I guarantee, they would have struggled
to delete half the amount of files that we did.
503
00:26:05,560 --> 00:26:06,607
At best.
504
00:26:08,560 --> 00:26:10,483
Or worst. I could also...
505
00:26:11,640 --> 00:26:13,483
lcould... l...
506
00:26:13,800 --> 00:26:15,131
- Ended up being the worst.
- Worst.
507
00:26:15,840 --> 00:26:17,001
- Definitely.
- Yeah.
508
00:26:19,160 --> 00:26:21,686
But you know what? Um...
509
00:26:22,480 --> 00:26:23,845
L.-
510
00:26:24,640 --> 00:26:29,328
I'm actually glad
that we came here today, all of us,
511
00:26:29,440 --> 00:26:30,771
because this is good.
512
00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:35,288
Because now more than ever, in these times,
513
00:26:37,080 --> 00:26:38,923
meeting face-to-face...
514
00:26:39,600 --> 00:26:40,965
Get out.
515
00:26:42,680 --> 00:26:45,047
- All of us or just...
- Now. All of you.
516
00:26:45,520 --> 00:26:46,851
Okay.
517
00:26:49,240 --> 00:26:50,571
Thank you for your time.
518
00:26:53,360 --> 00:26:56,523
I would be remiss if I didn't mention that
519
00:26:57,720 --> 00:27:01,008
your sites are some of my
primary destinations...
520
00:27:01,080 --> 00:27:02,445
- Out.
- Okay.