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(APPLAUSE)
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Pardon me, is that seat taken?
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(LAUGHS) Gavin.
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MAN: Classic Gavin.
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DINESH: Let's hope this sucks.
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JARED: Oh, good. Monica made it just in time.
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Carla, looks like you won't be
the only woman in the house for a change.
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Christ.
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One thing worse than being
the only woman in a company
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-is being one of only two.
- Why's that?
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Everybody puts this super-weird
pressure on you to be friends.
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- It's creepy.
- Hey, did I miss it?
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- No.
- Good.
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Monica, I'd like to introduce you to Carla.
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Carla, Monica.
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Monica, Carla.
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- What's up?
- Nice to meet you.
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I knew you two would hit it off.
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- Hey. Monica?
- (MONITOR BEEPS)
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It's starting.
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ANNOUNCER". Tonight, for the first time ever,
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streaming live in 4K resolution
over the Internet,
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UFC Fight Night, powered by Nucleus!
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No networks. No more middleman.
No bullshit.
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We're bringing the fight straight to the fans.
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We're cutting the cord forever
with UFC Fight Pass, powered by Nucleus.
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Tonight, you'll get Ultimate Fighting
at the ultimate resolution.
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Nucleus puts 4K UHD video
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in a Iossless compression chokehold
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and forces the competition to tap out.
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- (GRUNTS)
- (GLASS SHATTERING)
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on! (LAUGHS)
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Who's douchebag?
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He sure likes to break stuff.
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ANNOUNCER: We are live in Las Vegas.
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The picture looks amazing.
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ANNOUNCER: Man, Joe, this is a fight
we have been looking forward to
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for a long, long time.
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Are we getting a contact high off Erlich,
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or is the edge starting to warble?
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No, I see it. Are they
converting down to 24 frames?
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ANNOUNCER: The defense so far. Wow!
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The jerkiness is not a Nucleus issue, right?
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I mean, it's not going out
to the world like that, is it?
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I think it looks great.
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You see that frame judder
as the camera pans?
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The picture's so blocky.
It looks like Minecraft.
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It doesn't make sense.
It's supposed to be totally lossless.
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Let me dump their bit stream
to disk and take a look.
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She's really smart.
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But not afraid to be bawdy.
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RICHARD: Oh, my God.
DINESH: They are so fucked.
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Yeah, this is bad.
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- (CROWD CHEERING)
- ANNOUNCER: Attack with the left!
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He's hurt! With the right! He's down!
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He's hit! Oh!
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It's frozen.
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- It's frozen.
- ANNOUNCER: Oh, my goodness!
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It is all over!
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Unbelievable!
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I have never, in all my years
of watching fighting,
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seen a finishing combination more ferocious!
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What a spectacular finish by Molina!
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We're being told
that the Nucleus live stream...
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- Fuck!
-...may have cut out during that exchange.
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If that is true, what a travesty!
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- GAVIN: Fuck!
- (DOOR SLAMS)
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ANNOUNCER: Joe, you're absolutely right.
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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Gavin Belson just shit everyone's pants.
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CARLA: He sure did.
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The encoding is totally underpowered
to cover up their defects.
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Nucleus just can't keep up
with 4K live stream yet.
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Hey. Could Pied Piper handle live 4K video?
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I could deploy a live video stream that
would be way better than theirs right now.
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Jump on it. Now.
Like, do our own live stream.
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Partner with someone like Gavin did.
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Look at you two.
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Hold on. Live streaming's not really
our primary business here.
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Yeah, but beating Nucleus is.
The blogs would go nuts.
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We're built for it on my end.
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I mean, if it's just me
hosting seeds and manifests,
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I'm good on my end.
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I'm prepared to brag about it
and release some publicity.
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Well, peer-to-peer delivery
is good to go here. Just let me know.
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Oh, Carla, do you want to
show Monica your work station?
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- No thanks.
- (CHUCKLES)
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Okay, but Hooli had a deal
with UFC that would stream a fight.
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I mean, what do we even do?
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Don't really have a lot of time here.
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That's real.
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We could find an event
that's already in motion.
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Can I make a suggestion?
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There is a nesting pair of California condors
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on the closed-circuit feed
at the Natural History Museum.
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There's an egg in the nest right now.
It's very compelling.
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Why don't we just live stream me killing you?
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I wouldn't be so dismissive.
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There was a live stream of an eagle's nest
last year that went viral,
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and was getting millions of hits.
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And I don't wanna be inflammatory,
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but next to a condor, an eagle looks like a...
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Common cackling.
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Fuck that, Jared. I've got it.
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I'm very good friends with Aaron Anderson.
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Double-A? The guy who
owns Homicide Energy Drink?
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Uh, is Homicide
the extra douchey energy drink?
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- DINESH: It sure is.
- (MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)
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There's a bunch of stunts
and crazy shit on here.
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That video player quality is terrible.
It's a perfect candidate.
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And Double-A loves me.
He'd definitely hook us up.
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How do you know him?
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From college.
He was a sophomore when I was a senior.
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He and his roommates
used to live down the hall.
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I used to party in their room all the time.
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Uh, kind of a mentor-mentee sort of thing.
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Coming from a manatee sort of thing.
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You look like a ferret that gave up on himself
six months ago, Gilfoyle.
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- I'm going to ping Double-A.
- Wait. (SIGHS)
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What if he says yes?
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You know? Are we really gonna
drop everything to do this?
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What if we don't get it right?
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I mean, it could hurt us just like it hurt them.
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(SIGHS) Shit. I don't know.
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Now, this is critical, Richard.
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Maybe we should SWOT this decision.
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I don't know what that is, but no.
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- SWOT analysis.
- DINESH: No.
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S-W-O-T? No?
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(CHUCKLES) Holy cow.
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Did he really just say "holy cow"?
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I've had a board ready
forjust such an occasion.
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I've booby-trapped the house
with corporate resources.
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SWOT is a way of evaluating a decision.
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And you just break it down into "strengths,"
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"weaknesses," "opportunities," and "threats."
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You're fucking joking.
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Not at all.
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You can SWOT a concept,
a department, or a new initiative.
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You can even SWOT a person.
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Although you have to be careful,
they might SWOT you back.
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- I wanna SWOT you.
- Well, you can.
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Because now you have the tools.
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Okay. Um, shout them out
and I'll tack them up.
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Jared, I'm... I'm really sorry, but I have to go.
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You know, would it make more sense
if I worked something up
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and then I got back to you guys, and...
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Okay, great. I'm on it.
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People love condors.
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Strengths.
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AARON: On top of the roof,
Blaine is gonna launch off this ramp.
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It's pretty gnarly.
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If everything goes right,
he'll fly over the street
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and land on this 15-story building here.
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We've got 27 cameras, a couple in the car.
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Feed a live edit back here to the data center.
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We put everything through
your incredible compression, Richard,
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and up onto the web.
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So, what do you think, Richard?
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I think this is awesome, Double-A.
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I mean, it is incredible.
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You really have built
a giant monument to awesomeness.
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I think my aid in helping you achieve this
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is what inspired me
to start my own incubator.
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Uh, so, Richard, you ready for this?
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Oh, yeah. I think so. Yeah...
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Double-A, we are psyched.
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And we can do whatever you need.
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Okay, thanks, Kool-Aid.
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Kool-Aid? What's that? Are you Kool-Aid?
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Yeah, it's just a term of endearment.
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You know, nickname.
That's how we used to rock it back in the day
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'cause I was cool and supportive.
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Yeah. Oh hey, guys, this is Gina,
she's one of our event managers.
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Hey, Gina, can you take Dinesh
and Gilfoyle to the data center, please?
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Sure. You wanna follow me?
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Only if we get hats, Gina.
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You can just take mine.
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Did you see that? She gave me her hat.
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Pretend you've seen a woman before.
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Are those Homicide drinks for free?
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Uh, yeah. Knock yourself out.
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Homicide!
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Is there any way that it could be maybe
more like just you and me talking,
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and not Erlich?
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What do you mean? Aren't you guys friends?
I thought you go way back.
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We do. But...
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(WHISPERING)
To be honest, I could never stand the guy.
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I mean, just hearing his voice
again is giving me PTSD.
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Right. But you just called him cool.
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- No, I called him Kool-Aid. We all did.
- Right.
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Because he's like
the Kool-Aid pitcher from the ads.
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As in, every fucking time
we were hanging out without him,
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he would come smashing through a wall.
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But you still hung outwith him.
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Yeah, 'cause we were 19,
and he had weed and beer.
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But even drunk and high I couldn't take it.
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I mean, it's like he's fucking allergic
to letting other people talk.
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It's like he's always gotta
say something. You know?
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ERLICH: Hey, Richard.
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Homicide!
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(CHUCKLES)
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So, Dinesh, I have a question.
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You're obviously Pakistani,
but the name Dinesh is Indian, isn't it?
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Yeah. Wow. That's exactly right.
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You know, most people, ignorant people,
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don't even know
those are two separate countries.
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GILFOYLE: And they don't care either.
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- How do you know about my name?
- I'm an Army brat.
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My dad was stationed in Karachi
when I was a kid.
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It was a beautiful place,
full of beautiful people.
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Kind of like this room, right?
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(CHUCKLES) Oh... Oh!
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Hold on a sec. I'll be right back.
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- Don't take too long.
- Ew.
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This is awesome.
I don't know if it's what's in this,
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but I, like... I've, like,
all these killer lines coming to me.
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I'm on fucking fire right now. Oh!
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She likes me, right?
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Yeah, she's totally into you.
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Just not as into you
as she is into that guy's mouth.
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He's definitely gonna fuck her later,
and she's not gonna think of you
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while it's happening.
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God damn it. Fuck.
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Now I'm just shaking.
What do they put in this shit?
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- Milk thistle?
- (CAN CLATTERS)
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He)'. guys! Come out here!
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Juliet calls.
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Guys, this is Blaine.
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He's the guy doing the stunt.
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Blaine, these are the genius coders
who are helping us with the live stream.
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- They're rock stars.
- Okay.
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- So this is the car you're jumping?
- Yes, it is.
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And that's what your ramp's gonna look like?
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- Yeah.
- Cool. Well, have you...
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Yeah, and because
I know that you're gonna ask,
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yes, I've done this before.
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And yes, it's fucking dangerous.
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Listen, I got a lot of work
to do to get this right.
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Okay?
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Okay.
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Hey, you see what I saw?
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Yeah, I saw.
He's got the velocity calculated wrong.
244
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It's for a flat plane.
He doesn't account for the curve in the ramp.
245
00:10:56,960 --> 00:10:59,770
Exactly. He's probably
used to doing straight ramps.
246
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I mean, the chart says he's gonna
launch at 81 miles per hour,
247
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-but it's going to be more like...
- Under 70.
248
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The downforce is ridiculous.
249
00:11:06,840 --> 00:11:09,605
He's gonna lose speed
and hit the side of that wall.
250
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- And die.
- So we should probably...
251
00:11:14,440 --> 00:11:16,090
Okay. All right.
252
00:11:18,160 --> 00:11:19,969
Hey, uh, Blaine?
253
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- One small thing.
- BLAINE: No.
254
00:11:22,600 --> 00:11:23,840
I'm gonna stop you right there, Glasses.
255
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'Cause I told you once already,
and I was very clear.
256
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I am too fucking busy to deal with you.
257
00:11:31,480 --> 00:11:34,529
Okay? I'm just being cool here.
258
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All right?
259
00:11:38,560 --> 00:11:40,642
What do we do here?
260
00:11:40,760 --> 00:11:42,250
This is a tough one.
261
00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:45,844
So, Richard, in terms of a player window,
what do you see?
262
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- Well, um, I think it's pretty straightforward.
- ERLICH: I'll handle this, Richard.
263
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- You don't have to.
- The whole reason we're doing this, friend,
264
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is for branding value.
265
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So we're gonna need a banner that says
266
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"Powered by Pied Piper"
underneath the video window.
267
00:11:56,760 --> 00:12:00,048
It doesn't have to be too big,
but you don't want it to be too small either.
268
00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:03,249
Although, there's nothing
small about Homicide, Double-A.
269
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At least as far as I can tell.
270
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Also, if it's, if it's possible, what we'd like to...
271
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Let me stop you right there, Richard.
272
00:12:09,800 --> 00:12:14,328
We're gonna need to have our logos
on the car, Blaine's suit, his helmet.
273
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If he wants to get a Flash tattoo
or something on his neck,
274
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that's on him.
275
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RICHARD: Actually, um, in all honesty,
276
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Erlich just pretty much said
exactly what I was gonna say. Um...
277
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Uh-huh. Um...
278
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So, Richard...
279
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- Yes?
- Yeah?
280
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Do you think you can
make the preview window full resolution?
281
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- Richard can give you whatever you need.
- Yes...
282
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But as far as the video player goes...
283
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Guys, I'm sorry. I just remembered
that I've got somewhere else to be.
284
00:12:43,800 --> 00:12:45,768
All right. Well, Double-A, I'll see you soon.
285
00:12:45,840 --> 00:12:48,605
I'm just gonna grab a shirt
and we'll check you later.
286
00:12:48,680 --> 00:12:51,650
(WHISPERING) What the fuck, dude?
Hey, I love your tech.
287
00:12:51,720 --> 00:12:54,724
But come back tomorrow without Kool-Aid,
or don't come back at all.
288
00:12:54,800 --> 00:12:55,926
Honestly.
289
00:13:01,960 --> 00:13:05,009
- Richard, what's going on?
- What do you mean?
290
00:13:05,080 --> 00:13:07,481
I'm catching kind of a vibe.
291
00:13:08,200 --> 00:13:11,044
A weird vibe with you and Double-A.
292
00:13:11,120 --> 00:13:12,645
Right. That. Well...
293
00:13:12,720 --> 00:13:15,291
I'm not gonna sugarcoat it, Richard.
I don't think he likes you.
294
00:13:15,720 --> 00:13:18,564
I mean, he literally rolled his eyes at you.
295
00:13:19,920 --> 00:13:21,888
Why don't you just trust me on this one?
296
00:13:21,960 --> 00:13:24,406
Let Kool-Aid do the talking tomorrow.
297
00:13:25,960 --> 00:13:28,327
Take this stuff.
I'm gonna grab a couple more drinks
298
00:13:28,400 --> 00:13:29,561
and another hat.
299
00:13:29,640 --> 00:13:31,085
I'm gonna get a box.
300
00:13:31,800 --> 00:13:33,643
GAVIN: This is a total fucking disaster.
301
00:13:33,720 --> 00:13:35,404
If my engineers had just
told me they weren't ready,
302
00:13:35,480 --> 00:13:37,721
I never would have
pushed for this live stream.
303
00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:41,441
Even worse, now I hear
those little Pied Piper fuckers
304
00:13:41,520 --> 00:13:44,251
are doing their own live stream
with Homicide.
305
00:13:45,400 --> 00:13:47,289
- The energy drink?
- Yes.
306
00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:49,681
Meanwhile, I've demanded
to see internal testing
307
00:13:49,760 --> 00:13:52,047
from every facet of the Nucleus platform.
308
00:13:52,120 --> 00:13:54,885
So I can see for myself where I stand.
309
00:13:54,960 --> 00:13:58,567
Because all I hear
from everybody is good news.
310
00:13:58,640 --> 00:14:00,847
Have I just surrounded myself
with sycophants,
311
00:14:00,920 --> 00:14:03,366
who are just telling me
whatever I want to hear,
312
00:14:03,440 --> 00:14:05,249
regardless of the truth?
313
00:14:08,520 --> 00:14:09,726
No.
314
00:14:11,960 --> 00:14:14,884
Thank you, Denpok.
I really needed to hear that.
315
00:14:16,760 --> 00:14:20,242
This might be morbid,
but the cold, hard fact is
316
00:14:20,320 --> 00:14:23,529
that if Blaine dies on our live stream,
this could be good for us.
317
00:14:23,600 --> 00:14:26,524
I mean, we'd get a lot more traffic.
318
00:14:26,600 --> 00:14:30,082
Well, and it would probably lead to
calls for regulations in the stunt industry.
319
00:14:30,160 --> 00:14:33,642
So, in the long term, we're saving lives.
320
00:14:36,440 --> 00:14:39,728
Although, there is the moral problem
with letting him die.
321
00:14:40,520 --> 00:14:42,488
Though he did tell us to shut up.
322
00:14:43,080 --> 00:14:44,525
And his name is Blaine.
323
00:14:45,320 --> 00:14:47,448
And Gina is super hot.
324
00:14:48,400 --> 00:14:50,289
And this would make her single.
325
00:14:51,800 --> 00:14:56,089
She'd probably need consoling,
so there's an opportunity.
326
00:14:56,160 --> 00:14:57,491
Qpportunity.
327
00:14:58,520 --> 00:15:00,329
DINESHI Should We SWOT this?
328
00:15:04,920 --> 00:15:07,366
Bereaved women do tend to act out sexually.
329
00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:09,169
Yeah, so that's a strength.
330
00:15:09,240 --> 00:15:12,210
- Hey, Kool-Aid!
- Yeah!
331
00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:17,206
And? So?
332
00:15:18,080 --> 00:15:19,764
And? It...
333
00:15:20,480 --> 00:15:22,608
it wasn't meant to be a flattering nickname.
334
00:15:22,680 --> 00:15:24,250
It was an insult.
335
00:15:24,360 --> 00:15:26,089
I'm not sure I agree with that.
336
00:15:26,160 --> 00:15:29,084
I mean, the dancing pitcher
breaks through walls
337
00:15:29,160 --> 00:15:32,004
to give tasty beverages to kids in need.
338
00:15:32,080 --> 00:15:35,368
Why would you infer from this
that Double-A doesn't like me?
339
00:15:35,440 --> 00:15:39,411
Well, um, I wasn't inferring anything.
340
00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:42,051
He told me to my face that he doesn't like you.
341
00:15:42,120 --> 00:15:43,770
But why wouldn't he like me?
342
00:15:44,240 --> 00:15:46,004
Well, uh...
343
00:15:46,080 --> 00:15:48,811
You have a tendency sometimes to...
344
00:15:48,880 --> 00:15:50,803
Why on earth wouldn't he like me?
345
00:15:50,880 --> 00:15:54,123
Because, Erlich, you tend to not let...
346
00:15:54,200 --> 00:15:56,202
I was his mentor. You know?
347
00:15:56,280 --> 00:15:58,282
You know, there's no remote possibility...
348
00:15:58,360 --> 00:16:00,203
Because you don't let people talk!
349
00:16:00,880 --> 00:16:02,291
It just happened.
350
00:16:02,360 --> 00:16:03,361
Um...
351
00:16:04,200 --> 00:16:05,645
And he told me that if you came tomorrow
352
00:16:05,720 --> 00:16:08,849
that he would pull the plug
on the whole live stream, so...
353
00:16:10,600 --> 00:16:11,601
(SIGHS)
354
00:16:12,560 --> 00:16:13,800
I see.
355
00:16:14,520 --> 00:16:15,646
Sorry.
356
00:16:15,720 --> 00:16:17,722
Are you done talking now?
357
00:16:19,920 --> 00:16:21,046
Yes.
358
00:16:21,560 --> 00:16:24,166
Do Dinesh and Gilfoyle know about this?
359
00:16:24,800 --> 00:16:27,565
- No, I came straight to you.
- What about Jared?
360
00:16:28,640 --> 00:16:29,721
Nope.
361
00:16:30,160 --> 00:16:31,889
Okay, here's what you need to do.
362
00:16:31,960 --> 00:16:35,931
You need to go in tomorrow,
and you need to do that live stream.
363
00:16:36,880 --> 00:16:40,566
And put my feelings aside,
you know, don't quit on account of me.
364
00:16:41,040 --> 00:16:43,327
I wasn't gonna... I wasn't gonna quit.
365
00:16:43,400 --> 00:16:45,971
There is something you should know, though.
366
00:16:47,760 --> 00:16:50,889
Aaron Anderson wasn't
very well liked in college.
367
00:16:50,960 --> 00:16:53,645
In fact, people used to
call him Double-Asshole.
368
00:16:55,600 --> 00:16:57,364
So watch out for that guy.
369
00:16:59,800 --> 00:17:01,484
Are you sure you're okay with this?
370
00:17:01,920 --> 00:17:05,163
Yes, Richard.
It's time for me to be the bigger man.
371
00:17:05,240 --> 00:17:06,730
The cooler man.
372
00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:09,681
I am Kool-Aid, after all.
373
00:17:15,040 --> 00:17:18,761
Ladies and gentlemen, for the last 90 minutes
you have had an opportunity
374
00:17:18,840 --> 00:17:22,640
to explore a standard Hooliphone
upgraded with a brand new operating system
375
00:17:22,720 --> 00:17:23,881
called Nucleus.
376
00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:25,041
Thank you all for being here,
377
00:17:25,120 --> 00:17:28,567
Allen, Lisa, Josh, Yana, Katie, Ramén.
378
00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:31,207
I'd like to get everyone's first impressions.
379
00:17:31,320 --> 00:17:33,687
Who'd like to jump in? Anyone?
380
00:17:35,760 --> 00:17:37,364
How about you, Ramén?
381
00:17:37,440 --> 00:17:38,726
It's just stupid.
382
00:17:39,440 --> 00:17:42,683
Okay, so Ramén feels the phone is stupid.
383
00:17:43,160 --> 00:17:44,571
Could you elaborate, Ramén?
384
00:17:44,840 --> 00:17:48,890
Stupid how?
Please be as specific as possible, Ramén.
385
00:17:49,400 --> 00:17:51,289
Well, it's slow.
386
00:17:52,120 --> 00:17:53,929
The apps keep quitting on me.
387
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:56,810
I tried to watch a movie,
and it kept freezing up.
388
00:17:57,160 --> 00:17:59,811
And when I'm typing, like, there's a delay.
389
00:17:59,880 --> 00:18:01,769
Then all the letters pop up at once.
390
00:18:01,840 --> 00:18:04,605
You took a good phone
and you made it all, like, shitty.
391
00:18:04,680 --> 00:18:07,001
Keep in mind, I didn't design the phone.
392
00:18:07,080 --> 00:18:09,731
- It pissed me off.
- I appreciate your honesty, Ramén.
393
00:18:09,800 --> 00:18:11,404
That's just one guy's opinion.
394
00:18:11,480 --> 00:18:14,086
Who else feels this product is stupid?
395
00:18:15,320 --> 00:18:18,722
Allen, Lisa, Josh, Yana, Katie.
396
00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:21,885
And did it piss off anyone else?
397
00:18:23,760 --> 00:18:26,843
- Allen, Lisa, Josh, Yana, Katie.
- Okay.
398
00:18:26,920 --> 00:18:30,367
Christina, how bad is this? Be honest.
399
00:18:31,240 --> 00:18:33,368
Is this Windows Vista bad?
400
00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:37,846
It's not iPhone 4 bad, is it?
401
00:18:39,720 --> 00:18:42,610
Fuck. Don't tell me this is Zune bad.
402
00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:45,804
I'm sorry, Gavin.
403
00:18:45,880 --> 00:18:47,484
It's Apple Maps bad.
404
00:18:48,480 --> 00:18:51,324
And who else felt this product is messed up?
405
00:18:52,280 --> 00:18:54,248
Allen, Lisa, Josh, Yana...
406
00:18:54,360 --> 00:18:56,044
GAVIN; (YELLING) Fuck!
407
00:18:56,960 --> 00:19:00,601
I'm sorry for the disturbance,
Allen, Lisa, Josh, Yana...
408
00:19:00,680 --> 00:19:03,001
So I can definitely get you
full res on the preview window.
409
00:19:03,120 --> 00:19:05,088
- Oh, sweet.
- Cool. I'll get right on that.
410
00:19:05,160 --> 00:19:07,891
You see how much smoother this all runs
without Erlich hanging around?
411
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:09,570
Right, yeah.
412
00:19:09,640 --> 00:19:13,361
Hey, did you ever send me the mockup
for the logo placement of the player window?
413
00:19:13,440 --> 00:19:15,841
Seriously, you should think
about dropping that guy.
414
00:19:15,920 --> 00:19:18,321
But what do I know?
I just built a billion-dollar company.
415
00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:20,004
Yeah. Yeah, okay.
416
00:19:20,080 --> 00:19:22,367
But about the mockup
for the logo placement...
417
00:19:22,440 --> 00:19:24,488
Hey, I gotta go Skype
with my European distributor.
418
00:19:24,600 --> 00:19:26,125
Keep cranking it, okay?
419
00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:27,611
Sure, uh, will do.
420
00:19:34,440 --> 00:19:35,566
Excuse me.
421
00:19:36,640 --> 00:19:39,086
That's not the final graphic
for the live stream, is it?
422
00:19:39,160 --> 00:19:41,401
Yep. Double-A signed off on it.
423
00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:44,768
- Just that? There's nothing else?
- MAN: Nope.
424
00:19:46,400 --> 00:19:47,447
Hmm.
425
00:19:48,560 --> 00:19:52,360
Blaine doesn't die,
but he is horribly incapacitated.
426
00:19:52,440 --> 00:19:56,286
And then while he's in the hospital
he gets a flesh-eating virus,
427
00:19:56,360 --> 00:19:57,964
and then he dies.
428
00:19:59,280 --> 00:20:00,964
Well, obviously...
429
00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:04,087
His incessant suffering will be a strength.
430
00:20:04,160 --> 00:20:07,164
But our ability to enjoy it is an opportunity.
431
00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:10,005
What if before he dies
432
00:20:10,080 --> 00:20:11,525
Gina catches the virus?
433
00:20:11,600 --> 00:20:15,241
And then she spreads it
from her vagina to your penis.
434
00:20:16,480 --> 00:20:18,482
Wait, so in this scenario,
435
00:20:18,560 --> 00:20:20,483
I get to have sex with Gina?
436
00:20:20,560 --> 00:20:21,641
That's an opportunity.
437
00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:24,246
- Okay, how about this?
- I'm listening.
438
00:20:24,920 --> 00:20:26,046
We let Blaine die,
439
00:20:26,160 --> 00:20:28,242
but then he's not around
to stop someone else
440
00:20:28,320 --> 00:20:30,766
from committing
some huge fucked-up act of evil?
441
00:20:30,840 --> 00:20:33,002
- The "Kill Hitler" scenario.
- Right.
442
00:20:33,080 --> 00:20:34,605
- (KNOCKING)
- (DOOR OPENS)
443
00:20:34,680 --> 00:20:36,603
Hey, guys? You guys busy?
444
00:20:37,040 --> 00:20:38,041
Uh...
445
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:41,048
BLAINE: Cool. Um...
446
00:20:41,920 --> 00:20:43,001
I got something I gotta say.
447
00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:47,803
Listen. I know that I was really rude
to both of you yesterday.
448
00:20:48,360 --> 00:20:49,850
It's just, um...
449
00:20:51,040 --> 00:20:53,930
When I got a stunt coming up,
I'm a bundle of nerves,
450
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:57,049
and sometimes I can
take that out on other people.
451
00:20:57,840 --> 00:21:01,208
You know, even with all the support
that I get from Gina and our kids.
452
00:21:01,320 --> 00:21:02,685
- Kids.
- I don't know why.
453
00:21:03,600 --> 00:21:05,602
But... And then again,
454
00:21:05,680 --> 00:21:08,604
I'm a guy who needs to
risk his life jumping over stuff.
455
00:21:08,680 --> 00:21:10,523
So, what's that all about, right? (CHUCKLES)
456
00:21:12,920 --> 00:21:15,844
You know, actuallyjust an hour ago
I spotted an error in my math.
457
00:21:15,960 --> 00:21:18,611
Would have had me smeared
across the side of that building.
458
00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:22,801
Anyway, now I'm just totally rambling.
459
00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:25,049
Typical Blaine.
460
00:21:25,120 --> 00:21:28,886
What I wanted to say was that I'm sorry.
461
00:21:30,720 --> 00:21:32,370
Are we cool?
462
00:21:33,040 --> 00:21:35,805
Yeah, we're cool. Thanks for stopping by.
463
00:21:35,880 --> 00:21:39,362
Yeah, you should go quickly,
'cause we have work to do.
464
00:21:39,440 --> 00:21:40,441
Okay.
465
00:21:43,960 --> 00:21:45,246
What's this?
466
00:21:46,120 --> 00:21:47,804
What is that?
467
00:21:47,880 --> 00:21:49,405
"Let Blaine die"?
468
00:21:49,880 --> 00:21:50,927
Oh!
469
00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:53,606
Shit. We... We write in code. We write in code.
470
00:21:53,680 --> 00:21:55,569
- This is compression...
-"Strengths.
471
00:21:55,640 --> 00:21:58,644
"Blaine's last moment
is realizing face is gone"?
472
00:21:59,080 --> 00:22:01,082
"Weaknesses. Blaine dies super fast."
473
00:22:01,160 --> 00:22:04,084
Yeah, you really shouldn't be looking at that.
That's all proprietary.
474
00:22:04,160 --> 00:22:06,401
"Opportunities, fuck Gina"?
475
00:22:07,840 --> 00:22:10,207
Would you believe
that was here when we came in?
476
00:22:10,280 --> 00:22:12,681
Double-A? Can I talk to you for a second?
477
00:22:12,760 --> 00:22:14,330
Yeah. Leave me alone for a sec.
478
00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:16,482
- What's up?
- Well, okay.
479
00:22:16,560 --> 00:22:18,642
I just saw a version of the player window
480
00:22:18,720 --> 00:22:22,611
that apparently you approved of
that says Powered by Homicide on it?
481
00:22:22,680 --> 00:22:24,682
Oh, yeah, it does.
482
00:22:25,640 --> 00:22:27,529
Right. Well, there's no Pied Piper logo.
483
00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:30,285
Like, anywhere. So what's up with that?
484
00:22:30,360 --> 00:22:31,805
Oh, well...
485
00:22:32,440 --> 00:22:33,885
Homicide is an energy drink,
486
00:22:33,960 --> 00:22:36,042
and "power" means energy.
487
00:22:36,120 --> 00:22:38,805
So that's kind of confusing to the consumer,
488
00:22:39,440 --> 00:22:41,090
so I think we're gonna keep it the way it is.
489
00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:44,004
Uh, the whole point of doing this
490
00:22:44,080 --> 00:22:46,811
was so that we could
get our name out there. Remember?
491
00:22:47,560 --> 00:22:49,403
I tell you what. Let's see how it goes this time,
492
00:22:49,480 --> 00:22:50,891
the next time we'll work something out.
493
00:22:50,960 --> 00:22:54,726
No. No. We...
We can't see how it goes this time.
494
00:22:54,800 --> 00:22:56,211
There is no next time. Okay?
495
00:22:56,280 --> 00:22:58,726
We are racing to get
our platform ready for CES.
496
00:22:58,800 --> 00:23:02,885
And we took time away from doing that
to do this so we could get PR value.
497
00:23:02,960 --> 00:23:05,770
If no one sees the logo,
then there's no PR value at all.
498
00:23:05,840 --> 00:23:08,491
Oh, man. I'm sorry. But you get it.
499
00:23:08,880 --> 00:23:10,370
No, I don't get it.
500
00:23:10,440 --> 00:23:12,408
Okay, look, you have to put
our logo in the viewer.
501
00:23:12,480 --> 00:23:13,447
That's it, period.
502
00:23:13,520 --> 00:23:16,808
Mmm... Actually,
I don't have to do a damn thing.
503
00:23:16,880 --> 00:23:18,291
- Yeah, you do.
- No, I don't.
504
00:23:18,360 --> 00:23:19,725
Okay, then neither do I.
505
00:23:19,800 --> 00:23:23,088
Richard, don't be an asshole
like your buddy Kool-Aid. Okay?
506
00:23:23,160 --> 00:23:25,606
Just finish the build, okay?
507
00:23:27,280 --> 00:23:28,930
You know what, Double-A?
508
00:23:30,480 --> 00:23:32,369
Erlich was right.
509
00:23:32,440 --> 00:23:33,521
You are an asshole.
510
00:23:34,800 --> 00:23:36,928
In fact, you're a double-asshole!
511
00:23:42,320 --> 00:23:43,924
What did you call me?
512
00:23:44,560 --> 00:23:47,370
I... I called you a double-asshole.
513
00:23:47,720 --> 00:23:49,768
'Cause, you know, you're being an asshole.
514
00:23:50,360 --> 00:23:52,089
Double-A, Double-Asshole. You know?
515
00:23:52,200 --> 00:23:55,522
You're twice the asshole.
Twice-Hole. Double-Asshole.
516
00:23:57,960 --> 00:24:00,327
Oh. Ew. Is that a colostomy bag?
517
00:24:01,400 --> 00:24:04,324
Do you have any idea
what it's like to be 10 years old
518
00:24:04,400 --> 00:24:07,290
and carry your own shit around in a bag?
519
00:24:07,360 --> 00:24:10,091
To have two assholes?
520
00:24:10,160 --> 00:24:11,605
All right. I... I didn't know...
521
00:24:11,720 --> 00:24:13,802
- DINESH: Hey, Richard?
- We should go.
522
00:24:13,880 --> 00:24:16,531
BLAINE: "Opportunities:
urinate on Blaine's grave"?
523
00:24:17,080 --> 00:24:20,084
"Grief threesome with Gina and Blaine's
hot mom, question mark"?
524
00:24:20,160 --> 00:24:21,650
- What the fuck?
- I didn't...
525
00:24:21,720 --> 00:24:25,008
- DINESH: Richard, quickly!
- But, I mean, you were being an asshole.
526
00:24:25,560 --> 00:24:26,971
Okay, good luck.
527
00:24:27,280 --> 00:24:28,327
(ERLICH LAUGHING)
528
00:24:29,040 --> 00:24:30,485
To his face?
529
00:24:30,560 --> 00:24:32,449
You called him that to his face?
530
00:24:32,520 --> 00:24:34,761
How could you not mention
the colostomy bag?
531
00:24:35,040 --> 00:24:38,487
Because it's a very private
and personal matter.
532
00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:41,882
-It's not a laughing matter!
- But you called him Double-Asshole first.
533
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:44,685
- Remember? In college?
- Yeah, but not to his face.
534
00:24:44,760 --> 00:24:48,560
Never to his face!
Not even I'm that fucking cruel!
535
00:24:48,640 --> 00:24:50,165
But you are!
536
00:24:50,240 --> 00:24:51,526
I'm actually not.
537
00:24:51,600 --> 00:24:55,491
You tore Double-Asshole a third asshole!
538
00:24:55,680 --> 00:24:56,681
(LAUGHING)
539
00:24:58,080 --> 00:24:59,570
Triple-A!
540
00:25:01,320 --> 00:25:03,766
- Yeah, that was all my fault somehow?
- ERLICH: God!
541
00:25:04,320 --> 00:25:05,845
(ERLICH CONTINUES LAUGHING)
542
00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:09,522
DINESH: Yeah, that was a big wank.
543
00:25:11,760 --> 00:25:15,446
Since we're already set up for a live stream,
might I make a suggestion?
544
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:19,001
Wow.
545
00:25:19,800 --> 00:25:21,802
It looks even better than I thought it would.
546
00:25:24,160 --> 00:25:25,730
DINESH: Is that a still image?
547
00:25:25,800 --> 00:25:27,040
It's not frozen, is it?
548
00:25:27,120 --> 00:25:29,487
No, it's live. It's just not moving very much
549
00:25:29,560 --> 00:25:31,369
because it's a fucking egg.
550
00:25:31,800 --> 00:25:34,326
But think of the wonderful things
going on inside that egg.
551
00:25:34,400 --> 00:25:37,483
The resolution in your imagination is infinite.
552
00:25:37,560 --> 00:25:39,847
Oh, hey, we're up to 17 views.
553
00:25:39,920 --> 00:25:43,811
Okay, well, this isn't the PR coup
that we'd envisioned,
554
00:25:43,880 --> 00:25:46,645
but Nucleus fucked up way worse.
555
00:25:47,320 --> 00:25:50,563
At least we can go back to work knowing
that we're the only middle-out compression
556
00:25:50,640 --> 00:25:51,846
that actually functions.
557
00:25:51,920 --> 00:25:53,888
New Zealand Sauvignon Blanc?
558
00:25:53,960 --> 00:25:56,531
Steel-aged, drinks great during the day.
559
00:25:56,600 --> 00:25:58,170
I can move, so you guys
can stand next to each other.
560
00:25:58,240 --> 00:25:59,366
- Jared, no.
- God, dude, no.
561
00:25:59,440 --> 00:26:01,204
- (CELL PHONE VIBRATING)
- MONICA: Come on.
562
00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:03,408
- Russ, hey.
- Good job, my man!
563
00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:04,766
Fucking live stream looks amazing!
564
00:26:04,840 --> 00:26:07,650
- It does?
- Yeah, Homicide must be stoked!
565
00:26:07,720 --> 00:26:10,121
- Homicide? What?
- I love the new name. It's kick-ass.
566
00:26:10,200 --> 00:26:12,202
I always thought Pied Piper
was kind of a limp-dick name.
567
00:26:12,280 --> 00:26:13,361
EndFrame is way cooler.
568
00:26:13,440 --> 00:26:15,010
EndFrame? What?
569
00:26:17,080 --> 00:26:20,323
ANNOUNCER: Three, two, one! Yeah!
570
00:26:21,680 --> 00:26:24,729
- He made it. Farewell, sweet Gina.
- (CROWD CHEERING)
571
00:26:25,240 --> 00:26:27,163
"Powered by EndFrame."
572
00:26:27,240 --> 00:26:29,083
Who the fuck is EndFrame?
573
00:26:29,160 --> 00:26:31,731
Why is their fucking logo on this live stream?
574
00:26:31,800 --> 00:26:32,847
EndFrame isn't you guys?
575
00:26:32,920 --> 00:26:36,561
Oh, fuck! EndFrame is those guys
that brain-raped us at Branscomb Ventures.
576
00:26:36,680 --> 00:26:38,603
"EndFrame is a compression company
577
00:26:38,680 --> 00:26:41,684
"specializing in
middle-out compression technology."
578
00:26:42,240 --> 00:26:44,641
Those pricks! They stole my algorithm!
579
00:26:44,720 --> 00:26:47,451
I know guys at the FBI we could call.
Were you fucking hacked?
580
00:26:48,960 --> 00:26:49,961
Uh...
581
00:26:50,040 --> 00:26:51,451
Actually, no.
582
00:26:51,520 --> 00:26:52,726
Well, how did they get it then?
583
00:26:52,840 --> 00:26:55,286
- I'm sorry'?
- How did they get it then, Richard?
584
00:26:55,360 --> 00:26:56,441
RICHARD: How did they get it?
585
00:26:56,520 --> 00:26:59,922
Well, we... We kind of found ourselves
in their conference room,
586
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:04,483
and accidentally sketched out
our key components
587
00:27:04,600 --> 00:27:07,285
to our algorithm's data model
on their Whiteboards.
588
00:27:07,360 --> 00:27:08,850
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
589
00:27:08,920 --> 00:27:10,206
- RUSS: You fucking...
- (LINE DISCONNECTS)
590
00:27:10,880 --> 00:27:12,120
Russ?
591
00:27:13,920 --> 00:27:15,410
He hung up.
592
00:27:15,880 --> 00:27:18,724
I'd file this one under "weakness," Jared.