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Thanks for coming in
and sitting down with us.
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We're really excited to meet a few
good engineers to join the Pied Piper team.
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So, why don't you tell us
a little about yourself?
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I don't work before noon.
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Or after 2:00 p.m.
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And I need to bring my dog to work.
Are you dog-friendly?
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Oh, yeah, you can bring your dog to work.
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That's not what I asked.
Are you dog-friendly?
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Um...
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Nice pool. Can my dog go in?
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Yeah, yeah, we're very dog-friendly.
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Is there a lifeguard?
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Um...
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'Cause my dog can't swim.
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Now, it says here on your résumé that
from 2010 to 2011, you "crushed it"?
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That's actually an old résumé.
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It should also read
that I crushed it from 2013 to present.
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So, are we to understand
that you did not "crush it" in 2012?
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There was a medical situation preventing me
from crushing it to my usual standards.
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So, I had to take some time off
until I was able to crush it at 100%,
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at which point I resumed crushing it full-time.
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So, it says here that you're proficient in C++,
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code assembly
for multiple processor architectures,
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and that you are a cyborg?
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That is correct. Short for cybernetic organism.
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I came into this world of filth and pain
with a congenital heart condition,
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requiring the installation of a pacemaker,
upon which I am mortally dependent.
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RICHARD: Mmm.
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Wow. He's technically a cyborg.
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Yeah, yeah. Makes the résumé accurate.
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Look, we all know
that I can make a shitload more money
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working for some multi-colored Happy Town
in a hermetically-sealed box.
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But permission to be honest?
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Permission granted.
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Granted.
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I like that you guys are so weird.
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Hmm.
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Yes, we are the weird ones.
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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This morning,
you put your soda cans in the green one.
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Okay? That's not right.
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The green is for grass and leaves.
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Okay?
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The blue one is for recycling.
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Go ahead and put those in there.
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Yeah.
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Very good.
The black one is for all other trash.
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Do you understand?
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Yes. Which is for burning?
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No, we don't burn trash in this country.
It's illegal.
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You never burn trash.
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Okay, can you say that? "I never burn trash."
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- I never burn trash.
- Yes.
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What about garbage?
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(DOOR OPENS)
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(DOOR CLOSES)
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Motherfucker.
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Jared Patakian?
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(SIGHS)
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You know, this Patakian guy
is definitely on some end of some spectrum,
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but he is a full-stack engineer.
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I mean, I'm sold. Jared, what do you think?
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Well, he's qualified
and he definitely seemed interested.
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It's a programmer's market right now.
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I think if we like him,
we should pursue him aggressively.
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My only concern here, and it's a small one,
urn, he's also named Jared.
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Will it be confusing with two Jareds?
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If we hire him,
I can always go back to my real name, Donald.
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No, that's too big a hassle.
We'll just go with Other Jared.
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OJ, for short.
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I know a name is just a sound
somebody makes when they need you,
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but shouldn't this much-newer Jared
be Other Jared?
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You should be flattered.
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O.J. Simpson is one of the most
recognizable people on the face of the planet.
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Was that Jared Patakian
I saw exiting the house?
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Yes, we just interviewed him.
We think he's great.
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He actually is great.
I tried to hire him for Aviato.
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But then he took the offer,
shopped it around town,
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and got more dough at a different gig.
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I didn't care for the way that he handled it.
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So, I am going to have to err
on the side of caution and say, "Pass-adena,"
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Trina.
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Well, I'm sorry that that happened to you,
but you don't get to Pass-adena on anyone.
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We've got to hire a lot of people,
and he was the only one that we all agree on.
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But this is my house.
I'm on the board of this company.
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I mean, I must get dings, right?
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- Dings?
- Like in a jury or Whose Line Is It Anyway?
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Erlich, thank you
for letting us stay in your house
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while we figure out
what we need office-wise. Really.
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But I'm sorry. You don't get a say in this.
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We're going to hire the android.
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ERLICH: He's a cyborg, Richard.
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The son of a bitch is a goddamned cyborg.
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Ladies and gentlemen of the press,
distinguished guests. Question.
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What is a moonshot?
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A moonshot is an idea so big,
so bold as to be impossible.
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Until it is not.
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Magellan circumnavigating...
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(WHISPERING) There you are.
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Oh, sorry, I got lost.
But I think I'm supposed to be here...
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(SHUSHING) Come on.
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Not so long ago, people called the idea
of sending a man to the Moon a moonshot.
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But we did it, and that is just the beginning.
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No idea will be too big
for our newest division, Hooli X YZ.
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How long do I have to stay here?
'Cause lunch...
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Shh...
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And today, I'm pleased to announce
that after some negotiations and arm-twisting,
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the brilliant Professor Davis Bannerchek,
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a pioneer in robotics
and founder of Somerville Dynamics,
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has agreed to head up this new division.
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I give you Dr. Bannerchek,
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the one and only man
fit to be the first head dreamer of Hooli XYZ.
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Also, I give you the one and only man
fit to be his co-head dreamer,
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our very own Nelson Bighetti,
otherwise known around here as Baghead.
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- Come on up here, Baghead.
- What?
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He also co-founded Pied Piper
right here at Hooli.
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I'm not sure I understand.
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You are being promoted.
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Being named co-head dreamer
carries with it a significant pay increase,
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greater equity,
more favorable vesting schedule.
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See, but I really like the job I had.
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You know, I was perfectly happy there.
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It was kind of the perfect level
of involvement for me, I think.
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And also, that other guy, Bannerchek,
he did not really seem to like me very much.
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Oh, he does not. And he wanted you to know
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that he moved four school-aged children
and his elderly mother across the country
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in order to run Hooli XYZ on his own.
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He was very clear about that.
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And he wanted me to convey that to you.
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Have I done that?
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Yeah. So, what is my job exactly?
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Well, that's actually... That's up to you.
You can do whatever you want.
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Okay. See, that's sort of
what I do now, though.
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But starting today, you can do it
in a much more significant way.
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So, enjoy your new office.
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Wait, this is my office?
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Sorry to interrupt. The photographer's here.
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Photographer?
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From WIRED magazine,
for the profile they're doing on you.
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Sorry, who are you?
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Your assistant.
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What?
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Okay, Richard, last interview of the day.
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Dinesh, Gilfoyle, this is someone
you guys recommended I contact,
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Carla Walton?
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Yeah, we hung out with her a bunch
at the last SF vid/tech meet-up.
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Her code is fucking great.
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She was head of engineering at EarCast?
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She was engineering at EarCast.
She built that whole system on her own.
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You know what else excites me here?
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There's a distinct over-representation of men
in this company. Look around.
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I think it would behoove us
to prioritize hiring a woman.
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I disagree, OJ.
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We should hire
the best person for the job, period.
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And Carla is one of the best.
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Right, let me rephrase.
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I think having a woman in the company
is important,
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but hiring someone
only because they're a woman is bad.
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I would never compromise Pied Piper.
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Okay, just to be clear,
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our top priority is to hire
the most qualified person available, right?
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Of course.
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But it would be better
if that someone was a woman
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even though the "woman" part
of that statement is irrelevant?
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Exactly. It's like we're the Beatles
and now we just need Yoko.
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That's the worst example
you could have used.
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I'm using VP9 ABR to reduce bits and using
WebRTC to carry the bulk of the load via P2P.
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So, basically,
I pay for one tiny-ass outgoing stream
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and the user's ISP picks up the whole tab.
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The users pay for all that bandwidth,
not you? Wow.
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That could save us a ton of money.
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Yeah, a shit ton.
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And do you think you could integrate it
into our platform by January in time for CES?
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Look, I'm not going to get in your way.
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You know, you design the engine.
I just assemble the car.
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I could have an alpha of that up
in a solid weekend of hacking.
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Wow. Cool.
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Plus, I could count on one hand
the number of people on Earth
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who could handle sitting in a room
with Dinesh and Gilfoyle all day. So...
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All of that.
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Plus, you're a woman.
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What?
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No, I just mean we would absolutely love
to have a strong woman working here.
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I'm not a woman "engineer." I'm an engineer.
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- Don't, don't, don't.
- Okay, no, no.
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Oh, no, yes, of course.
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We want to hire the best people
who happen to be women,
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regardless of whether or not they are women.
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That part is irrelevant.
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Are you doing that interviewing thing
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where you try to rattle somebody
to see if they freak out or not?
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Uh, sadly no. This is... That's just Jared.
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I wouldn't know how to do that.
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Well, I am aggressively
unemployed right now.
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So, why don't you give me a call
when you know what you want to do?
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- Great.
- All right.
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Great. All right, I'll show you out.
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Oh, lucky me.
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JARED: I loved
The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo.
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So?
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So, she's actually bad-ass.
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DINESH: Yeah, we told you, right?
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We have to hire that person.
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ERLICH: Are you shitting me?
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You see this, Richard? What is this?
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A Spoon?
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It's a wide spoon. In fact, the only spoon type
that is left in this drawer.
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(CLATTERING)
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I specifically posted a note
on the refrigerator saying
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that the more narrow spoons be reserved
for the eating for FAGE yogurt by me.
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Look at this.
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The angle's all wrong.
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Aren't you supposed
to just tip that little plastic cup part up
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and dump the jam into the yogurt?
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How would you know that?
Have you been eating my FAGE yogurts?
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No, I saw it on the billboards.
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Well, what they don't tell
you on the billboards
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is that you can't get all of it out.
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Look at that! You have to dig it out.
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But you can't dig it out with these big-as-hell,
wide fucking spoons.
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This isn't about the spoons, is it, Erlich?
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This is about Jared Patakian.
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This is about me not letting you tell me
who I can or can't hire.
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Or maybe it's about the fact that you're
the one who's been using my narrow spoons?
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DINESH: Okay.
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You and I both have to get ready
for a board meeting.
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Can we just stop with the nonsense?
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- Nonsense?
- Yeah.
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- This is nonsense?
- Yeah.
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You know, half the yogurt's gonna go unused
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because one quarter of the jam
can't come out.
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MONICA: Thank you for hosting.
You have a lovely home.
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Yeah, I do.
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ERLICH: I like this painting.
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Is it sperm?
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No, three commas.
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Know what has three commas in it, Richard?
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Uh... A sentence with two
appositive phrases in it?
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No, a billion dollars.
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Yeah, I'm in the three-comma club.
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You know, you play your cards right,
you could be in the three-comma club, too.
242
00:12:14,640 --> 00:12:17,849
But probably not. But you could be.
But probably not.
243
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There she is.
244
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Say hello to tonight's fifth board member,
my girlfriend Nastia.
245
00:12:22,040 --> 00:12:23,041
Charmed.
246
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- Hello.
- Hi.
247
00:12:24,880 --> 00:12:26,041
Hello.
248
00:12:26,680 --> 00:12:27,681
Ah!
249
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You are Jew.
250
00:12:29,760 --> 00:12:31,364
Episcopalian, actually.
251
00:12:31,440 --> 00:12:33,522
Jew, good at business.
252
00:12:33,600 --> 00:12:35,443
RUSS: My baby's got some ideas about Jews,
253
00:12:35,800 --> 00:12:38,849
some good, some bad.
254
00:12:39,160 --> 00:12:40,685
- Cool, cool.
- Dad?
255
00:12:41,520 --> 00:12:43,522
RUSS: Oh! Hey there, buddy.
256
00:12:43,600 --> 00:12:44,601
MONICA: Hello.
257
00:12:44,680 --> 00:12:46,762
- Who's this? Another board member?
- (BEEPING)
258
00:12:46,840 --> 00:12:49,844
(AUTOMATED FEMALE VOICE)
Aspen, it's time for bed.
259
00:12:50,200 --> 00:12:51,565
I don't want to go to bed.
260
00:12:51,880 --> 00:12:54,451
I'm sorry, buddy. It's not up to me.
261
00:12:54,520 --> 00:12:57,524
- I need you to cooperate, Aspen.
- (BEEPING)
262
00:12:58,280 --> 00:13:02,604
Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five...
263
00:13:02,680 --> 00:13:04,011
Fine.
264
00:13:04,080 --> 00:13:06,401
...four, three... Good boy, Aspen.
265
00:13:06,480 --> 00:13:08,005
What the hell is that?
266
00:13:08,080 --> 00:13:09,764
Company I'm funding. We call it The Lady.
267
00:13:09,840 --> 00:13:13,322
I press a button, and The Lady tells Aspen
when it's time for bed, time to take a bath,
268
00:13:13,400 --> 00:13:14,811
when his fucking mother's here
to pick him up.
269
00:13:14,880 --> 00:13:17,531
I get to be his friend and she's the bad guy.
270
00:13:17,600 --> 00:13:20,809
I've disrupted fatherhood.
It's visionary technology.
271
00:13:21,920 --> 00:13:23,445
- Okay, come on. Board meeting, bitches.
- (BEEPING)
272
00:13:23,520 --> 00:13:26,490
Aspen, remember to take your medication.
273
00:13:26,560 --> 00:13:30,724
Hey. Just remember,
Russ only has two board seats.
274
00:13:30,800 --> 00:13:33,246
So, as long as we vote together,
we can carry every vote.
275
00:13:33,840 --> 00:13:37,401
Yeah, I'm familiar
with the rules of a board meeting.
276
00:13:38,480 --> 00:13:39,561
MONICA: Okay.
277
00:13:41,400 --> 00:13:45,724
Okay, so, 409A valuation report
and new ESOPs.
278
00:13:45,800 --> 00:13:48,007
Is there a motion to approve?
279
00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:54,884
Great, it's unanimous. Approved.
280
00:13:55,000 --> 00:14:00,245
Now we need to clear the equity packages
we're offering to a couple prospective hires,
281
00:14:01,120 --> 00:14:03,851
- Carla Walton and Jared Patakian.
- (GROANS)
282
00:14:04,160 --> 00:14:05,605
ERLICH: Fucking cyborg.
283
00:14:05,680 --> 00:14:09,002
Oh, um, Patakian is actually
a solid engineer.
284
00:14:09,080 --> 00:14:11,606
We'd be foolish not to hire him.
285
00:14:11,680 --> 00:14:15,526
He's really good. So, all in favor?
286
00:14:17,280 --> 00:14:18,611
Sounds like a good pick-up.
287
00:14:20,200 --> 00:14:22,328
MONICA: Okay, four-to-one approved.
288
00:14:23,840 --> 00:14:27,890
All right, is there anything else
we need to cover?
289
00:14:27,960 --> 00:14:32,727
Yeah, I think we need to talk about
getting some schwag.
290
00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:35,007
What?
291
00:14:35,200 --> 00:14:37,601
- Sc'nwag\
Qt?
292
00:14:37,680 --> 00:14:39,125
SChWag!
293
00:14:40,400 --> 00:14:42,368
- What is it?
- Schwag.
294
00:14:42,560 --> 00:14:43,925
- Swag?
- RUSS: Schwag!
295
00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:45,001
What is it?
296
00:14:45,080 --> 00:14:46,081
Schwag.
297
00:14:46,960 --> 00:14:48,166
I actually don't know...
298
00:14:48,280 --> 00:14:51,045
I think we need to build on the success
of our outdoor media campaign.
299
00:14:51,160 --> 00:14:54,243
I'm talking Pied Piper mouse pads,
puzzle cubes, fuckin' antenna balls.
300
00:14:54,320 --> 00:14:59,008
Come on, I'm talking 30 grand.
That's like a hand of blackjack. All in favor?
301
00:15:02,800 --> 00:15:04,529
I mean, first billboards, now this?
302
00:15:04,600 --> 00:15:08,241
I... As it is,
we're barely going to make it to January.
303
00:15:08,320 --> 00:15:09,481
Sorry.
304
00:15:14,800 --> 00:15:15,881
What?
305
00:15:15,960 --> 00:15:19,521
I think it's a really solid idea.
I think we'd be foolish not to do it.
306
00:15:21,680 --> 00:15:24,047
Cool. So, three-to-two in favor. Schwag!
307
00:15:24,120 --> 00:15:27,010
I'll set you guys up with my marketing
company. We'll give you a killer rate.
308
00:15:27,080 --> 00:15:29,401
Question, who likes margaritas?
309
00:15:29,480 --> 00:15:31,369
Answer, everybody!
310
00:15:31,440 --> 00:15:33,442
Babe, go out back,
grab some limes from the tree, all right?
311
00:15:34,480 --> 00:15:36,642
Who likes schwag? This guy, this guy.
312
00:15:36,720 --> 00:15:38,848
(SINGING) We gonna get our schwag on!
313
00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:44,524
What the fuck are you doing?
You just cost us $30,000.
314
00:15:44,600 --> 00:15:47,285
I thought
we agreed to present a unified front here.
315
00:15:47,360 --> 00:15:49,806
Well, if Richard wants a unified front,
316
00:15:49,880 --> 00:15:53,123
then maybe Richard
should do a better job at unifying it.
317
00:15:53,200 --> 00:15:54,645
Why are you such a dick?
318
00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:57,769
Why are you unable to listen to people
who know what they're talking about?
319
00:15:57,840 --> 00:16:00,844
Speaking of Mexico,
I'm supposed to go to Cabo tomorrow,
320
00:16:00,920 --> 00:16:02,570
but I got roped into buying these two tickets
321
00:16:02,640 --> 00:16:05,644
to the Muir Woods preservation thing
tomorrow night.
322
00:16:05,720 --> 00:16:08,485
Sean Parker's charity? That's a big event.
323
00:16:08,560 --> 00:16:11,643
Gonna be a lot of members
of the three-comma club there. Am I right?
324
00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:14,200
Total asshole parade.
Anyone want these stupid things?
325
00:16:14,280 --> 00:16:16,169
Yeah, I'm down.
326
00:16:16,720 --> 00:16:20,770
Uh, and, Richard, no, you can't come.
327
00:16:20,840 --> 00:16:22,205
- But, Monica...
- No.
328
00:16:22,280 --> 00:16:23,281
NASTIA: Okay.
329
00:16:23,360 --> 00:16:26,364
Hey, babe. Babe, I said limes. Limes.
330
00:16:27,560 --> 00:16:30,211
(LAUGHING) She's honestly
so fucking stupid.
331
00:16:33,920 --> 00:16:35,126
Yeah.
332
00:16:35,200 --> 00:16:37,089
She doesn't even know
what I'm saying right now.
333
00:16:39,080 --> 00:16:43,768
And until we get real office space,
I guess we could just put you right here.
334
00:16:43,840 --> 00:16:45,649
And we could put Patakian here.
335
00:16:45,720 --> 00:16:47,927
I hope you don't mind
sitting next to a cyborg.
336
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:49,764
Does he fart a lot and smell like onions?
337
00:16:49,840 --> 00:16:51,126
Well, he is a coder.
338
00:16:51,200 --> 00:16:54,886
Well, I'd say I'm not getting paid enough
to deal with this crap, but I so am, so...
339
00:16:57,120 --> 00:16:59,930
You know, if it's cool, I'm going
to get some stuff out of my car to dump here.
340
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:03,368
I know I don't start till Monday, but I want
to get it cleaned out before I trade it in.
341
00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:04,521
You're getting a new car?
342
00:17:04,600 --> 00:17:07,171
Yeah, yeah. Mercedes HYBRID.
343
00:17:08,280 --> 00:17:10,362
- It's pretty dope.
- That sounds expensive.
344
00:17:10,440 --> 00:17:11,726
- Guys?
-It is.
345
00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:14,446
Richard has something
very important to tell you.
346
00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:16,131
RICHARD: Yes. (CLEARS THROAT)
347
00:17:17,080 --> 00:17:19,845
So, Jared has informed me that as CEO,
348
00:17:19,920 --> 00:17:21,843
I need to be able
to answer any questions that you might have
349
00:17:21,920 --> 00:17:25,641
about Pied Piper's harassment policy
and workplace code of conduct.
350
00:17:25,720 --> 00:17:28,883
Apparently, every company our size
has to have one of those.
351
00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:32,407
So, essentially,
if you find the workplace hostile in any way,
352
00:17:32,480 --> 00:17:35,404
you can submit a written complaint.
It will be completely anonymous.
353
00:17:35,480 --> 00:17:38,643
Essentially, don't do or say anything
that might offend anyone.
354
00:17:38,720 --> 00:17:40,882
Okay? Thank you. That's the policy.
355
00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:42,803
- Okay.
- Guys, um,
356
00:17:43,800 --> 00:17:45,689
this is actually pretty serious.
357
00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:48,570
I mean, we're all cool here,
but we know each other.
358
00:17:48,640 --> 00:17:52,326
So, obviously,
when Dinesh calls me Retarded Frankenstein,
359
00:17:52,400 --> 00:17:54,562
or he describes me as AIDS Lady,
360
00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:57,564
or Gilfoyle refers to me
as effeminate k.d. lang,
361
00:17:57,680 --> 00:17:59,921
I know this is a joke among friends.
362
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:01,764
-It's not a joke.
- We're not friends.
363
00:18:01,840 --> 00:18:03,842
(CHUCKLING) See, it's hilarious.
364
00:18:04,160 --> 00:18:06,925
But, um, as we grow,
365
00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:10,243
we're going to be adding a lot of new people
to this company and to this office,
366
00:18:10,320 --> 00:18:14,450
and some of them might not be
as amused as I am by such strong language.
367
00:18:14,520 --> 00:18:17,091
Lawsuits happen. So, questions?
368
00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:19,682
- Oh, uh, I have a question.
- JARED: Mmm-hmm.
369
00:18:19,760 --> 00:18:21,762
My best friend's nickname is Cunty.
370
00:18:21,840 --> 00:18:24,127
- I'm sorry, her name is...
- Cunty.
371
00:18:24,200 --> 00:18:26,362
And I was hoping I could call her Cunty
while I'm here.
372
00:18:26,440 --> 00:18:28,442
Okay, that one's easy. No, you cannot.
373
00:18:28,520 --> 00:18:30,921
'Cause, you know,
I want to have Cunty come visit me for lunch,
374
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:32,968
and if I can't call Cunty "Cunty,"
375
00:18:33,040 --> 00:18:36,089
then it's like, I'm not going
to want to have Cunty over at all,
376
00:18:36,600 --> 00:18:38,921
which I feel, like, kind of violates my rights.
377
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:40,968
Yeah. Um, it does not...
378
00:18:41,040 --> 00:18:42,041
As a woman.
379
00:18:46,200 --> 00:18:48,123
Okay, I'm going to have
to get back to you on that one.
380
00:18:48,200 --> 00:18:49,645
Her best friend's nickname is Cunty.
381
00:18:49,720 --> 00:18:51,085
- Okay.
- Let's maybe get back to the kitchen
382
00:18:51,160 --> 00:18:53,481
-so we can...
- Okay, okay, okay.
383
00:18:54,960 --> 00:18:58,123
All right, I'm going to go
clean out my shit box.
384
00:18:59,040 --> 00:19:00,087
Nice bag.
385
00:19:00,200 --> 00:19:01,281
Thank you.
386
00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:05,761
Oh, look, D&G. It's like
Dinesh & Gilfoyle. So, yeah.
387
00:19:09,640 --> 00:19:13,326
Okay, that was the third reference
she's made to how much money she's making.
388
00:19:13,400 --> 00:19:14,401
GILFOYLEI Mmm.
389
00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:15,726
(KEYBOARD CLACKING)
390
00:19:16,640 --> 00:19:18,324
That's a $3,500 bag.
391
00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:20,971
How do you know? You have the same one?
392
00:19:21,040 --> 00:19:23,441
No, I have the fucking Internet.
393
00:19:23,520 --> 00:19:25,727
Hey, you don't think she's making
more money than us, do you?
394
00:19:25,800 --> 00:19:28,201
No, we all have equalized pay, remember?
395
00:19:28,280 --> 00:19:32,171
Yeah, me and you and Richard and Jared do,
but not new hires.
396
00:19:32,240 --> 00:19:35,130
It's the classic dilemma
where the founders make less.
397
00:19:35,200 --> 00:19:37,726
We told Richard to get her
no matter what it took.
398
00:19:37,800 --> 00:19:40,531
Even if she is making more cash than us,
which she isn't,
399
00:19:40,600 --> 00:19:42,364
there's no way she has as much equity.
400
00:19:42,440 --> 00:19:45,125
You don't know that.
And Richard won't tell us. It's confidential.
401
00:19:45,200 --> 00:19:46,440
I guess there's a reason for it.
402
00:19:46,520 --> 00:19:48,602
It's so people don't get jealous
and throw a hissy fit.
403
00:19:48,680 --> 00:19:52,651
I'm not jealous. I just want to make sure
she's making less than me.
404
00:19:52,720 --> 00:19:54,882
Hey, how do we find out
how much she's getting paid here?
405
00:19:55,280 --> 00:19:56,406
I have a plan.
406
00:19:59,520 --> 00:20:03,047
Hey, Carla,
how much money do you make here?
407
00:20:04,760 --> 00:20:07,127
Uh, Let's just say
it's a big jump from my old job.
408
00:20:07,280 --> 00:20:10,841
Right, but you probably
got more equity there.
409
00:20:11,640 --> 00:20:13,563
Um, no, actually I get more equity here.
410
00:20:13,640 --> 00:20:14,687
What?
411
00:20:14,760 --> 00:20:16,683
Yeah. Why, what are you guys getting?
412
00:20:16,760 --> 00:20:18,205
Three points each.
413
00:20:18,320 --> 00:20:22,325
Three? That's weird.
I thought you got in at the beginning.
414
00:20:27,360 --> 00:20:29,249
I have another plan.
415
00:20:30,120 --> 00:20:32,248
ERLICH: All right, Jian Yang,
don't talk to anybody else.
416
00:20:32,320 --> 00:20:33,845
When we get inside, don't talk to me.
417
00:20:34,520 --> 00:20:36,443
- Good evening.
- Here's the...
418
00:20:38,120 --> 00:20:39,724
- WOMAN: Thank you.
- Thank you.
419
00:20:41,920 --> 00:20:42,921
(DEVICE BEEPS)
420
00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:45,400
And how will you be paying, sir?
421
00:20:46,080 --> 00:20:47,605
- Excuse me?
- Your donation.
422
00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:49,011
What's your preferred method of payment?
423
00:20:49,280 --> 00:20:50,281
Oh...
424
00:20:50,360 --> 00:20:53,125
No, these are already paid for.
We're guests of Russ Hanneman.
425
00:20:53,320 --> 00:20:56,847
Uh, yes, he reserved the tickets,
but you have to pay for them.
426
00:20:57,240 --> 00:20:58,810
Oh. Uh...
427
00:20:58,880 --> 00:21:00,086
Okay. And how much are they?
428
00:21:00,160 --> 00:21:01,321
$25,000.
429
00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:03,243
Um... So... But for both?
430
00:21:03,320 --> 00:21:04,446
No, no, no, per ticket.
431
00:21:04,520 --> 00:21:08,730
There's no possible way that
we could pay that, so what do we do here?
432
00:21:08,800 --> 00:21:11,724
Well, there are a number of other ways
to help preserve the Muir Woods.
433
00:21:11,800 --> 00:21:13,723
We do a volunteer clean-up program
every weekend.
434
00:21:13,800 --> 00:21:15,370
Yeah, I don't give a shit
about the Muir Woods.
435
00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:17,283
I need to get in there.
436
00:21:17,360 --> 00:21:20,409
Sir, if you can't pay for the tickets,
I really don't see how that's possible.
437
00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:22,960
What if we do, like, a little in-and-out thing?
438
00:21:23,040 --> 00:21:27,682
I just go in there, 10 minutes,
you know, have one cocktail, two, three max.
439
00:21:27,760 --> 00:21:29,808
- He doesn't eat. He won't eat.
- Yes, I'm hungry.
440
00:21:29,880 --> 00:21:32,406
Gentlemen, I'm going to need you
to move aside for the other guests.
441
00:21:32,520 --> 00:21:34,887
You want me to email
Russ Hanneman right now?
442
00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:36,610
You don't have Russ's email.
443
00:21:36,680 --> 00:21:42,483
But I have his... I have the phone number
of the person who works in his office.
444
00:21:43,160 --> 00:21:46,289
Does anybody have an extra ticket?
My investor cannot pay.
445
00:21:46,360 --> 00:21:50,331
That's actually not true. Uh...
I think they must have misplaced the tickets.
446
00:21:50,400 --> 00:21:52,164
No, we have everyone's tickets here.
447
00:21:52,240 --> 00:21:55,608
Can you please check? Erlich Bachman?
448
00:21:55,680 --> 00:21:58,160
E-R-I-C-H...
449
00:21:58,240 --> 00:21:59,651
That's not at all how it's spelled here.
450
00:21:59,720 --> 00:22:01,006
All right. Let's go, Jian.
451
00:22:01,080 --> 00:22:02,286
Have a nice night. Thank you.
452
00:22:02,360 --> 00:22:03,850
- Let's go. Come on. Come on.
- WOMAN: Next.
453
00:22:03,920 --> 00:22:05,126
JIAN-YANG: Excuse me...
ERLICH: Come on. Let's go.
454
00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:07,851
-...do you have a ticket?
- ERLICH: God damn it! Jian Yang, come here!
455
00:22:08,360 --> 00:22:09,407
JIAN-YANG: Do you have a ticket?
456
00:22:16,240 --> 00:22:18,481
Hey, Jian Yang. How was last night?
457
00:22:18,840 --> 00:22:20,569
It was sad.
458
00:22:20,800 --> 00:22:23,610
Erlich, he promised me dinner
with a big meet.
459
00:22:23,680 --> 00:22:24,841
Big meat?
460
00:22:24,920 --> 00:22:27,241
- Big meet people.
- Meat people?
461
00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:30,923
Then people say, "No, you can't come in."
462
00:22:31,440 --> 00:22:32,771
Wait, so you guys didn't get in?
463
00:22:32,920 --> 00:22:35,207
We went to Taco Bell.
464
00:22:35,280 --> 00:22:38,489
Erlich, he started crying in Taco Bell.
465
00:22:40,160 --> 00:22:42,527
He tried to blame the taco sauce.
466
00:22:44,360 --> 00:22:46,362
CARLA: Richard?
RICHARD: Yes.
467
00:22:46,440 --> 00:22:48,886
- OJ says you wanted to see me?
- Yeah.
468
00:22:49,040 --> 00:22:50,280
Um...
469
00:22:50,360 --> 00:22:53,728
I don't want to say this, any of this, at all,
470
00:22:54,600 --> 00:22:58,571
but several employees
have lodged a complaint against you.
471
00:22:58,640 --> 00:22:59,766
For what?
472
00:22:59,960 --> 00:23:01,405
Um...
473
00:23:01,480 --> 00:23:03,244
For making this a hostile workplace.
474
00:23:03,360 --> 00:23:06,284
By, quote,
"Repeatedly rubbing our fucking faces
475
00:23:06,360 --> 00:23:09,887
"in the fact that Richard Hendricks is a pussy
who gave a new hire more than us."
476
00:23:09,960 --> 00:23:10,961
CARLA: Mmm-hmm.
477
00:23:11,880 --> 00:23:13,245
Interesting.
478
00:23:13,320 --> 00:23:16,085
And which two of the several
lodged a complaint?
479
00:23:16,160 --> 00:23:19,642
Actually, our policy guarantees anonymity,
so I can't tell you that.
480
00:23:19,760 --> 00:23:22,604
Look, you and I both know
how much you make.
481
00:23:22,680 --> 00:23:25,570
- Are you fucking with them?
- Yeah, of course I'm fucking with them.
482
00:23:25,640 --> 00:23:28,211
I bought a fake Dolce & Gabbana bag
at a swap meet to piss them off
483
00:23:28,280 --> 00:23:29,281
and apparently it did.
484
00:23:29,840 --> 00:23:31,524
And I lied and said I was getting a Mercedes.
485
00:23:31,600 --> 00:23:35,446
I also left a fake credit-card statement open
on my screen, because I thought they'd see it.
486
00:23:35,520 --> 00:23:36,567
- Did they see it?
- They saw it.
487
00:23:36,640 --> 00:23:37,801
- Yeah, sweet.
- Okay.
488
00:23:37,880 --> 00:23:40,087
- Carla.
- Okay, all right.
489
00:23:40,160 --> 00:23:43,482
But what I used to do to fuck with them
involved gay porn and Photoshop,
490
00:23:43,560 --> 00:23:48,088
so I don't think that would be cool
after OJ's big harassment speech.
491
00:23:48,640 --> 00:23:51,211
Oh. So, in effect, the policy worked.
492
00:23:51,280 --> 00:23:54,409
Well, I... Can we not do any of it?
493
00:23:54,480 --> 00:23:57,723
It just that they're getting really pissed
and it's really distracting.
494
00:23:58,280 --> 00:23:59,611
All right.
495
00:24:00,120 --> 00:24:03,283
- No more Cunty.
- Terrific.
496
00:24:03,360 --> 00:24:04,964
- That's really good.
- Cunty's done.
497
00:24:05,040 --> 00:24:08,726
Great. But you said it again,
but maybe that's the last time.
498
00:24:09,920 --> 00:24:11,809
Cunty's done. I'm gonna call you OJ, though.
499
00:24:11,880 --> 00:24:13,006
- Yeah, that's fine.
- That's for good.
500
00:24:13,080 --> 00:24:14,525
Yeah, yeah, because in my head,
501
00:24:14,640 --> 00:24:18,122
I change the meaning from "Other Jared"
to "Original Jared," so now it's a compliment.
502
00:24:18,440 --> 00:24:23,321
ERLICH: If I have to, I'm going to keep
my fucking Star Blazer VHS tapes in my room!
503
00:24:23,440 --> 00:24:26,808
It doesn't take an IQ-9
to know they should remain alphabetized.
504
00:24:26,880 --> 00:24:31,602
I want to watch a specific episode.
And it's not like they're on fucking DVD!
505
00:24:40,920 --> 00:24:41,921
(SIGHS)
506
00:24:46,560 --> 00:24:51,487
Hey, um, Erlich,
I just want to say this is your house
507
00:24:51,560 --> 00:24:54,166
and you've been really cool
letting us stay here for all this time,
508
00:24:54,240 --> 00:24:56,925
and as soon as we get our office space,
we'll be out of your way.
509
00:24:57,920 --> 00:25:00,127
And how soon is that going to be?
510
00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:01,926
Soon.
511
00:25:02,200 --> 00:25:05,841
And look, I realize it's not fair
that I bring someone into your house
512
00:25:05,920 --> 00:25:07,126
that you don't want here,
513
00:25:08,200 --> 00:25:11,522
so I will call the cyborg
and I will rescind the offer.
514
00:25:11,600 --> 00:25:15,969
You know, Richard, I've been thinking,
the cyborg is a solid coder.
515
00:25:16,040 --> 00:25:17,246
You should hire him.
516
00:25:17,320 --> 00:25:19,004
It's fine, I'll get someone else.
517
00:25:19,120 --> 00:25:20,451
Don't be stupid, Richard.
518
00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:23,729
You need a full working beta up
in the next few months. Just hire the guy.
519
00:25:23,800 --> 00:25:27,122
I'm not being stupid, okay?
I'm not going to hire him.
520
00:25:27,200 --> 00:25:29,885
And frankly, I'm not going to let you
bully me into doing it.
521
00:25:29,960 --> 00:25:32,201
Would you look at yourself?
You're still not fucking listening to me.
522
00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:34,203
No, I'm trying to respect you, asshole.
523
00:25:34,280 --> 00:25:36,726
If you want to respect me,
then just hire the piece of shit.
524
00:25:36,800 --> 00:25:37,801
Don't act like a moron.
525
00:25:37,880 --> 00:25:41,089
You're not going to kick Nucleus's ass
acting like a fucking moron.
526
00:25:41,160 --> 00:25:43,640
You don't get to tell me
how I respect you, okay?
527
00:25:43,720 --> 00:25:46,564
I can respect you however the fuck I want.
528
00:25:49,160 --> 00:25:50,207
What are you doing?
529
00:25:50,280 --> 00:25:52,009
I'm respecting you.
530
00:25:55,800 --> 00:25:56,801
(CLEARS THROAT)
531
00:25:56,880 --> 00:26:00,123
Jared, hey, it's, uh,
Richard Hendricks from Pied Piper.
532
00:26:01,160 --> 00:26:04,050
Yeah, bad news. We're not gonna...
533
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:07,081
What?
534
00:26:08,480 --> 00:26:09,925
What's that?
535
00:26:11,560 --> 00:26:12,721
Where?
536
00:26:15,640 --> 00:26:16,880
Okay.
537
00:26:16,960 --> 00:26:21,602
Well, cyborg, fuck you, you fuckin'...
538
00:26:21,680 --> 00:26:24,445
- Metal-dick piece of shit.
- Metal-dick piece of shit.
539
00:26:26,520 --> 00:26:27,521
Ha-ha-ha.
540
00:26:27,600 --> 00:26:28,601
What happened?
541
00:26:29,320 --> 00:26:31,243
He took another job
542
00:26:32,520 --> 00:26:34,284
from Russ fucking Hanneman.
543
00:26:34,520 --> 00:26:35,885
- What?
- Yeah.
544
00:26:35,960 --> 00:26:39,407
Apparently, I said so much
nice shit about him in the board meeting,
545
00:26:39,480 --> 00:26:43,371
Russ offered him a job at one of his other
fucking companies for a lot more money.
546
00:26:43,440 --> 00:26:45,488
Our own investor poached him.
547
00:26:45,720 --> 00:26:49,042
And he went? Fucking cyborg.
548
00:26:49,800 --> 00:26:52,041
DINESH: Richard! You need to come see this.
549
00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:05,328
What event could this possibly be used at?
550
00:27:08,040 --> 00:27:09,565
Are you happy?
551
00:27:10,360 --> 00:27:11,486
Not really.
552
00:27:11,560 --> 00:27:13,483
They used the old logo.
553
00:27:14,720 --> 00:27:17,087
Do you smell something burning?
554
00:27:17,160 --> 00:27:18,889
God damn it! Jian Yang!