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Good morning, sir.
Welcome to Williamsburg Savings Bank.

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Let me just grab a pager for you here,

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and we'll get you to sit
with a banking professional

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as soon as one becomes available.

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What happens with this?

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Oh, it's going to light up and vibrate.

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The red lights spin around in a circle.
You won't be able to miss it.

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Where do I wait?

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The guest lounge.

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We're ready for you now.

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I'm seeing an overdrawn balance
in your daily checking.

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Seems like your direct deposits
haven't been

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received in a few months.
From...

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Wechsler Steel.

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Yeah, I've been phoning them for weeks.

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I couldn't get a straight answer.

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And how about
this, uh, foreclosure notice?

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Ah. The yellow one.
So you must be in default.

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My mortgage payment tripled.
Overnight.

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You were on our teaser rate promo,
which expired back in January.

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That's why it's called a teaser rate.

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Right?
It doesn't last. Make sense?

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And the new rate is quite a bit higher,

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so the monthly mortgage payment
jumped up.

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Now, we are required to disclose
that possibility at the time of the refi.

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- You did.
- I did what?

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You sold me this crap.

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Joe Harding.

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No. I know the name.

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Let me just look at my notes here.

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Terms disclosed.

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I personally disclosed

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the possibility of a rate hike
during your refi.

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Do you remember that?

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You told me

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that the odds on the rate
going past the prime rate

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were extraordinary.

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But possible.

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But you sold me "extraordinary."

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- But the "possible" was disclosed.
- Listen, Chuck.

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My granddaughter and my daughter,
they live with me.

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She is a nurse's aide, you know,
low pay and all that.

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She wanted her kid to go to a better
school, so they moved in with me.

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- Lots of people doing that.
- Yeah. So you see,

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I can't lose my house.

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Not to worry.

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You're on the yellow notice.

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The red one is more weighty.

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Can I talk with someone else?

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- Who?
- Someone smarter?

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Ladies and gentlemen,
thank you for your attention.

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We've come to make a withdrawal.

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Aside from the tellers,

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we invite you to lie down
on the floor, face up,

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and hold your arms and legs
in the air like a pussycat.

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Everybody down!

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Tellers,

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please do not be foolish enough
to trigger the silent alarm.

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The last people we want here
would be the police.

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That would be messy, no?

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Put 'em up.

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Why this? Oh, my God. Why here?
What did I do?

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Hey!

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I follow the book.
Just follow procedure.

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Just stay calm.
Stay calm.

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- Follow procedure.
- Hey!

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You're going to get yourself shot!

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Gentlemen, it's best to remain silent.

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I'm cramping.

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Relax, please.
You can sit up.

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- Ah.
- Hey, no! Not you! Pussycat!

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Keep stuffing it in there.
Let's go. Come on.

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You can have this.

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I'm sorry you're a casualty of a corrupt
system that no longer serves the people.

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Yeah.
I've been banking here for 40 years.

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You're just an account number.

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It's not much, but it's all yours.

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No, my friend. Not from you.

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It is a culture's duty
to take care of its elderly.

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Chuck here couldn't give a crap.

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Chuck.

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- Are you Chuck?
- Yes.

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I'm Chuck. I'm Chuck.

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Are you the one taking this man's house?

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- I'm not, personally.
- Give me your wallet.

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Okay.
Look, I got... I have...

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I have plenty of stuff here, okay? Cash.

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There's a gym membership.
Take it. I never go.

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Fifteen seconds.

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- Pussycat!
- Meow.

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Shut up!

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I'm happy to say,
our time together has ended.

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Please do not call the police
for 90 seconds.

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A shoot-out never has a happy ending.

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Oh. They make a pill for that.

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That looks like a gang tattoo to me.

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Very detailed.

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I imagine the artist did them all.

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So, if you find the tattoo parlor,

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then you'll find the artist,
and you've got yourself a bank robber.

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Sounds pretty standard to me.

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Right. Well,
thanks a lot, old-timer.

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You know,
we're going to get you an application.

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Hey, listen.
I've watched this TV show

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called Law and Order, and they solve
crimes much quicker than you do.

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You should tune in.

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Well, you know, in the real world,

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solving crimes takes a little longer
than a one-hour television show.

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Well, I guess this wraps it up for us,
Mr. Harding.

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If we need any additional information,
then we'll get in contact with you.

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Oh. You'll need my address
and phone number.

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Uh, not necessary.

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We'll find you.
That's what we do.

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So, what'd they look like?

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It was hard to tell.
They had masks on.

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I got close to one.
It was a male, about six feet.

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And he had this tattoo
wrapped around his neck

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that I told you about.

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You know, you find the tattoo artist...

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- You find the criminal.
- Exactly.

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That's what I told them.

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Okay. I'm sure you're not
supposed to be talking about all of this.

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It must have been so cool
being in the middle of a heist.

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Crime is not cool, babe.

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He could have been shot.

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Or worse.

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What's worse than being shot?

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Being shot twice.

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This kind of detail

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is traditionally indicative
of gang affiliation.

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We believe these individuals
used the same tattoo artist.

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If we can find this artist,
then we can find our perp.

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It's pretty standard stuff really.

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Hey, that's what we said.
Any other questions?

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What an asshole.

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Language.

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If you have any information
regarding this tattoo artist...

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Bingo!

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"The three men walked off
with approximately 1.6 million dollars.

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"The FBI and the NYPD

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"are reporting no leads at this time."

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So what?

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Nobody gets hurt except the insurance
company. And they'll be fine.

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They were as cool as cucumbers, gents.

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They choreographed it down to the second.

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Like a dance.

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Yeah, a conga line right into prison.

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Are we going to play or what?

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Ask the man in charge.

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Milton?

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Milton!

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Who're we rolling with on two?

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Oh! Oh, yeah.

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G-52.

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If I ever get that bad, shoot me.

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Oh.

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Did you get one of these?

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It came certified mail.

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Yes, sir.

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You ever get good news
that needed a signature?

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You contact anybody down at the plant?

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Oh, not yet.
But we'll find out what's going on.

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I need my pension money.

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Oh. Yeah, tell me about it.

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I have something
very important to say.

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G-52.

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Let's go and help the elderly.

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Now, at the time of our merger,

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Semtech had no intentions
of shuttering U.S. operations.

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However, with the demand
for specialty parts way down,

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and the cost of operations
in this country rising steadily,

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they have made the decision

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to move all manufacturing to Vietnam.

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Wechsler's stateside operations

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will be phased out over the next 30 days.

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30 days? What, are you kidding me?

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Guys, I understand
this is harsh news.

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I can only address you
in an orderly fashion.

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Excuse me, Mr. Lewis.

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Hi, Joe.

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What is this about?

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What's going on with our pensions?

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Semtech Steel has frozen

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all pension payments
during this transitional period.

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What does that mean? Frozen?

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Wechsler maintained a fund

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to honor all pre-merger pension plans,

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which was eventually to be married
with the new pension fund

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under the new labor contract.

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For God's sake,
can you say that in English?

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No U.S. operations,
no fiscal responsibility for Semtech.

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The pension fund is being dissolved.

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With all due respect, Donald,

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thirty years of hard work
means shit to you people!

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Without my pension money,
I can't even pay rent this month.

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We'll get a lawyer
and sue the piss out of them.

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Shit. We'd be dead by the
time the settlement comes in.

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Which would suit them just fine.

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When did coffee go to two dollars?

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A decade ago.

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God forbid you get extra foam on the top,
you have to make payments.

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Let's leave her 20%.

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Okay, good.
Now she can take a cruise.

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Okay, boys.
I got a half a rhubarb left.

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We got the blueberry crumble,
which is a little stale.

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And I got the mud pie.
So, what's it gonna be?

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Uh, not today.
Thank you.

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No pie?

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We're watching our waistlines.

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Plus we're shit broke.

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Okay.
Well, don't tie up my table all day.

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I gotta make a living here.

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Did I tell you those guys in the bank
had machine guns?

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You told us six times already!

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Yeah, well, it keeps going in my head.

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Over and over, you know?

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Maybe you're having a stroke.

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Here you go, boys. Always have your pie.

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Life is short.

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Well, thanks for the reminder.

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She's right, you know.

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We should be having our pie and eating it.

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We've earned that much, at least.

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- Gentlemen, good evening.
- Good evening.

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Welcome to what is essentially
the last rose ceremony.

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Kaitlyn, this is the final rose tonight.

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She can count, Einstein!

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My heart is beating
out of my chest right now.

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This week was... incredible.

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Shawn's boring, and Nick's a man-whore.

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Monogamy is an outdated concept.

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I am in love and that's so exciting.

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Ben. The only choice she's got.

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She's not going to move to a farm
in those heels.

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She's kissed them all. With her tongue.

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Done the whole cast that way.
She's a walking venereal disease!

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When I think about this week,
how everything went

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has made my decision feel,
like, almost impossible.

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Kaitlyn, close your mouth.

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Nick.

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- Oh, shit!
- God!

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Turn it off. It's a travesty.

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They never learn.

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I'm going home and sort out my pills.

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Tomorrow, gents.

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That was a great meal tonight.

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What you can do with frozen fish
is admirable.

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Best garlic bread I ever had.

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And that combination
of paprika and garlic, oh!

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- Fantastic!
- Oh. Whoo!

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Actually, I think it was the mold.

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All right. Good night.

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Joe.

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What?

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We'll be all right?

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Sure, we will.
It always works out in the end.

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And then you die.

258
00:14:45,660 --> 00:14:47,696
Oh, thanks for
the inspiration, Albert.

259
00:14:47,980 --> 00:14:49,891
Good night, all. I'll see you tomorrow.

260
00:14:50,060 --> 00:14:52,779
- Good night, Joe.
- Good night.

261
00:15:28,860 --> 00:15:31,249
Assholes.

262
00:15:47,660 --> 00:15:49,935
Hey, Willie. How you feeling?

263
00:15:50,100 --> 00:15:53,012
Partly cloudy, Doc. Partly cloudy.

264
00:15:53,180 --> 00:15:55,375
Well, I'm not going to lie to you.

265
00:15:55,540 --> 00:15:57,258
You can. I won't mind.

266
00:15:57,420 --> 00:15:59,536
The dialysis is working marginally.

267
00:15:59,700 --> 00:16:02,055
You know, a kidney is all
that's going to get you well.

268
00:16:03,140 --> 00:16:05,574
Well, I'll look on eBay.

269
00:16:05,740 --> 00:16:07,731
You're way down the list.
It's partially your age,

270
00:16:07,900 --> 00:16:10,130
it's partially your insurance.
It's partially...

271
00:16:10,340 --> 00:16:12,729
Kidneys aren't that easy to come by.

272
00:16:12,900 --> 00:16:16,415
Yeah. Everybody wants
to hold on to theirs.

273
00:16:16,580 --> 00:16:19,299
Have you talked to your daughter?
Your friends?

274
00:16:19,460 --> 00:16:21,690
It's common to find a donor
in your circles.

275
00:16:21,860 --> 00:16:24,294
And that's often the best match anyway.

276
00:16:25,740 --> 00:16:26,889
I'll talk to them.

277
00:16:27,580 --> 00:16:29,218
Sooner than later.

278
00:16:30,940 --> 00:16:32,612
So, what are we talking about?

279
00:16:35,220 --> 00:16:37,780
We're talking about much sooner
than later.

280
00:16:41,900 --> 00:16:42,900
Hello?

281
00:16:43,100 --> 00:16:44,556
You get your presents, Boppa?

282
00:16:44,580 --> 00:16:45,580
You send something?

283
00:16:46,900 --> 00:16:47,900
Wait a minute,

284
00:16:48,060 --> 00:16:49,857
the postman brought me this box
right here,

285
00:16:50,060 --> 00:16:51,334
but that can't be it.

286
00:16:51,500 --> 00:16:53,491
That's it, that's it! Open it already!

287
00:16:53,660 --> 00:16:56,493
All right, all right.
Hold your horses. I'm old.

288
00:16:59,020 --> 00:17:01,170
Oh, my goodness.

289
00:17:01,500 --> 00:17:02,728
This...

290
00:17:03,060 --> 00:17:06,939
This is the ugliest shirt I've ever seen.

291
00:17:07,100 --> 00:17:08,100
Boppa.

292
00:17:10,860 --> 00:17:13,977
All right. Let's see
what else is down in here.

293
00:17:17,860 --> 00:17:19,771
You're getting real big, K.

294
00:17:19,940 --> 00:17:21,851
Grew an inch in a month, Boppa.

295
00:17:22,820 --> 00:17:26,574
Hey, you tell your mom

296
00:17:26,740 --> 00:17:30,096
that her career isn't as important
as seeing her family.

297
00:17:31,500 --> 00:17:32,649
I will.

298
00:17:32,820 --> 00:17:34,617
- Promise?
- I promise.

299
00:17:34,780 --> 00:17:36,213
Good girl.

300
00:17:37,700 --> 00:17:39,497
- That's my ride.
- Okay.

301
00:18:12,060 --> 00:18:14,130
Oh, Jesus Christ.

302
00:18:17,820 --> 00:18:18,820
Ezra!

303
00:18:19,740 --> 00:18:20,740
Ezra!

304
00:18:21,620 --> 00:18:24,453
You gotta stop this.
I can't listen anymore.

305
00:18:24,620 --> 00:18:25,769
I've been practicing!

306
00:18:25,940 --> 00:18:27,956
Yeah, but it doesn't matter
'cause you get worse every week.

307
00:18:27,980 --> 00:18:29,636
It's kind of a miracle.
I don't know how you do it.

308
00:18:29,660 --> 00:18:32,174
So what's the point? You're no good,
you don't like it,

309
00:18:32,340 --> 00:18:33,716
you're not gonna be a professional.

310
00:18:33,740 --> 00:18:35,935
You wanna end up like me,
working in a factory?

311
00:18:36,100 --> 00:18:38,780
And every two months you're getting
a gig for 40 bucks at some dive?

312
00:18:38,900 --> 00:18:39,900
You don't want that.

313
00:18:40,060 --> 00:18:41,288
I don't even like this thing.

314
00:18:41,460 --> 00:18:43,257
No! And it doesn't like you, either.

315
00:18:43,420 --> 00:18:46,890
Trust me, I'm doing you a favor.
You'll thank me for this.

316
00:18:47,060 --> 00:18:48,175
Thank you, sir.

317
00:18:48,340 --> 00:18:49,659
Oh, you're very welcome.

318
00:18:50,060 --> 00:18:53,018
I want to be a dancer, like Beyoncé.

319
00:18:53,180 --> 00:18:55,614
Well, it's none of my business.

320
00:18:55,780 --> 00:18:58,055
Okay. All right, good.

321
00:18:58,260 --> 00:19:00,694
All right, get off. Get off me.

322
00:19:00,860 --> 00:19:03,374
Get off. I'll go find your grandma.

323
00:19:03,540 --> 00:19:06,259
She's still got to pay me for the session.

324
00:19:09,580 --> 00:19:11,616
You gotta think of it like
putting down a horse.

325
00:19:11,780 --> 00:19:15,056
Sometimes, it's the kindest,
most ethical thing you can do.

326
00:19:15,220 --> 00:19:18,496
Well, thank you
for being so honest with me.

327
00:19:18,660 --> 00:19:21,015
I really appreciate your candor.

328
00:19:21,180 --> 00:19:23,978
Well, your grandson hasn't
got a musical bone in his body.

329
00:19:24,140 --> 00:19:28,053
I know. It was so painful listening
in the other room.

330
00:19:28,220 --> 00:19:30,529
And I had to sit across from him.

331
00:19:31,180 --> 00:19:32,329
Okay.

332
00:19:32,540 --> 00:19:33,609
- Al.
- Yeah?

333
00:19:33,780 --> 00:19:37,170
I never told you this,
but I've seen you perform a few times.

334
00:19:37,660 --> 00:19:39,571
- Ah...
- In the West Village

335
00:19:39,740 --> 00:19:42,208
with Stan Getz, 1977.

336
00:19:42,380 --> 00:19:44,177
It was stunning.

337
00:19:44,340 --> 00:19:45,380
You saw me play with Getz?

338
00:19:45,500 --> 00:19:46,500
Sure did.

339
00:19:46,660 --> 00:19:47,809
What are you, following me?

340
00:19:47,980 --> 00:19:51,450
No. I was following the music.

341
00:19:53,820 --> 00:19:55,538
Um, hey. I'll see you at the store, okay?

342
00:19:55,700 --> 00:19:57,099
See you at the store.

343
00:19:57,260 --> 00:19:58,260
Yup.

344
00:19:58,460 --> 00:20:00,098
All right.

345
00:20:03,740 --> 00:20:04,740
See you tomorrow!

346
00:20:04,900 --> 00:20:06,174
Bye, guys.

347
00:20:11,220 --> 00:20:12,892
You know, at some point,

348
00:20:13,100 --> 00:20:15,898
I'm gonna have to start
walking home on my own.

349
00:20:16,060 --> 00:20:17,413
I'm 14.

350
00:20:17,620 --> 00:20:19,451
Not on my watch, lovie.

351
00:20:19,620 --> 00:20:22,418
This neighborhood is not the same
as it was 40 years ago.

352
00:20:22,580 --> 00:20:26,175
Right. It's safer and more gentrified.

353
00:20:27,460 --> 00:20:28,575
Bam.

354
00:20:28,740 --> 00:20:30,173
And what is this?

355
00:20:30,340 --> 00:20:32,296
It's my biology test.

356
00:20:32,740 --> 00:20:34,731
Another day, another A.

357
00:20:35,460 --> 00:20:37,530
Well done, kiddo.

358
00:20:37,700 --> 00:20:38,849
I'm almost there.

359
00:20:39,020 --> 00:20:40,020
Almost where?

360
00:20:40,180 --> 00:20:42,933
You said, and I quote,

361
00:20:43,100 --> 00:20:45,739
"You get straight A's, you get a puppy."

362
00:20:46,100 --> 00:20:47,931
I like your confidence.

363
00:20:48,100 --> 00:20:50,136
Must have got that from you, young man.

364
00:20:50,300 --> 00:20:53,815
Not bad, kiddo. Not bad at all.

365
00:21:08,780 --> 00:21:11,613
Happy Birthday, young man.

366
00:21:12,220 --> 00:21:14,780
Didn't expect you broke bastards
to get me anything.

367
00:21:15,260 --> 00:21:17,535
Temper your enthusiasm. It's not much.

368
00:21:20,340 --> 00:21:21,819
That's just what I needed.

369
00:21:21,980 --> 00:21:23,015
- Yup.
- Mmm-hmm.

370
00:21:23,180 --> 00:21:24,533
- One can't get enough time.
- Oh.

371
00:21:24,900 --> 00:21:26,697
Take a look at that cute picture.

372
00:21:26,900 --> 00:21:29,573
Oh, yeah. My little K.

373
00:21:29,780 --> 00:21:32,055
When you die,
you can will it to her as a memento.

374
00:21:32,260 --> 00:21:33,380
Thanks, Al.

375
00:21:33,540 --> 00:21:35,770
I'm sure she'll want
a picture of herself on a watch

376
00:21:35,940 --> 00:21:38,295
from her dead grandpa.

377
00:21:39,420 --> 00:21:42,412
Look at that. That's really something.

378
00:21:42,580 --> 00:21:43,774
You bet, kid.

379
00:21:45,500 --> 00:21:47,695
This corn is from World War Two.

380
00:21:48,580 --> 00:21:49,774
Corn?

381
00:21:50,380 --> 00:21:51,859
I thought this was...

382
00:21:53,700 --> 00:21:56,168
I don't know what I thought it was.

383
00:22:14,020 --> 00:22:16,409
I think I may rob a bank.

384
00:22:18,020 --> 00:22:19,020
What was that?

385
00:22:20,780 --> 00:22:24,329
I'm thinking of robbing a bank.

386
00:22:24,500 --> 00:22:25,535
Oh.

387
00:22:25,780 --> 00:22:27,736
I'm thinking about buying a Ferrari.

388
00:22:27,900 --> 00:22:31,097
Hmm. I just got drafted by the Knicks.
Good week for everybody, huh?

389
00:22:31,620 --> 00:22:33,417
Good week.

390
00:22:35,540 --> 00:22:37,212
They're taking my house.

391
00:22:37,380 --> 00:22:38,495
Huh?

392
00:22:38,660 --> 00:22:40,252
They're taking my house.

393
00:22:40,420 --> 00:22:41,694
I've got 30 days.

394
00:22:41,900 --> 00:22:43,174
Who's taking your house?

395
00:22:43,340 --> 00:22:44,375
The bank.

396
00:22:44,540 --> 00:22:46,116
They're taking your house
and you didn't tell us?

397
00:22:46,140 --> 00:22:48,051
What are you gonna do? Lend me money?

398
00:22:48,220 --> 00:22:51,292
We're all broke. The three of us combined.

399
00:22:51,460 --> 00:22:55,772
These banks practically destroyed
this country.

400
00:22:55,940 --> 00:22:59,057
They crushed a lot of people's dreams.

401
00:22:59,220 --> 00:23:02,451
And nothing ever happened to them.

402
00:23:02,620 --> 00:23:06,056
We're three old guys.
We hit a bank, we get away with it,

403
00:23:06,220 --> 00:23:09,735
we retire with dignity.

404
00:23:09,900 --> 00:23:11,856
Worst comes to the worst, we get caught,

405
00:23:12,020 --> 00:23:14,454
we get a bed, three meals a day

406
00:23:14,620 --> 00:23:17,657
and better healthcare than we get now.

407
00:23:18,300 --> 00:23:19,449
You...

408
00:23:20,060 --> 00:23:22,176
You're talking about us?

409
00:23:22,980 --> 00:23:24,049
Us and you?

410
00:23:24,220 --> 00:23:27,451
Yeah, I mean, if a gang of thugs
can do it, it can't be that hard.

411
00:23:27,620 --> 00:23:28,940
You're out of your frigging mind.

412
00:23:28,980 --> 00:23:33,690
You have spent 20 years
waiting to die, Al.

413
00:23:33,860 --> 00:23:36,249
With no life and no purpose.

414
00:23:36,420 --> 00:23:38,376
And robbing a bank
is going to give me a purpose?

415
00:23:38,580 --> 00:23:40,252
It will give us money.

416
00:23:40,420 --> 00:23:43,332
Willie would be able to get on a plane
and go and see his granddaughter.

417
00:23:43,540 --> 00:23:45,770
It's a little hard to catch a plane
out of prison, Joe.

418
00:23:45,940 --> 00:23:47,976
Yeah, but we won't get caught.

419
00:23:48,140 --> 00:23:49,653
They didn't get caught.

420
00:23:49,820 --> 00:23:52,573
Well, they were young. They were fast.

421
00:23:52,740 --> 00:23:55,413
We got skills, experience. Smarts.

422
00:23:55,580 --> 00:23:58,253
Arthritis, gout, shingles.

423
00:24:19,980 --> 00:24:21,299
Make a wish, Willie.

424
00:24:54,180 --> 00:24:55,180
Hello?

425
00:24:55,340 --> 00:24:57,012
I'm just lying here,

426
00:24:57,180 --> 00:25:01,651
thinking about all of the birthday
wishes that I have had over the years.

427
00:25:02,540 --> 00:25:04,417
And how many of them I've kept secret.

428
00:25:04,620 --> 00:25:07,009
And none of them ever came true.

429
00:25:07,860 --> 00:25:09,578
They never seem to pay out.

430
00:25:09,940 --> 00:25:12,659
So I figure I'm going to
tell you this one, Joe.

431
00:25:12,820 --> 00:25:15,129
I mean, what's the worst that can happen?

432
00:25:15,340 --> 00:25:16,620
A whole bunch of nothing, right?

433
00:25:16,740 --> 00:25:18,571
Fire away, Willie.

434
00:25:21,380 --> 00:25:24,770
I want to live better than I am.

435
00:25:24,980 --> 00:25:29,337
I want to see my family
more than once a year.

436
00:25:29,500 --> 00:25:32,810
And from here on in,

437
00:25:33,020 --> 00:25:35,818
I want to have a piece of pie
whenever the hell I want a piece of pie.

438
00:25:35,980 --> 00:25:37,174
You know what I mean?

439
00:25:37,340 --> 00:25:40,412
Hear, hear.

440
00:25:42,700 --> 00:25:45,009
You were serious today.

441
00:25:45,180 --> 00:25:46,852
I think so.

442
00:25:47,460 --> 00:25:49,496
The thing is,

443
00:25:49,660 --> 00:25:51,093
we have nothing to lose.

444
00:25:53,860 --> 00:25:55,418
I'm not a thief, Joe.

445
00:25:55,580 --> 00:25:57,218
Neither am I.

446
00:25:58,900 --> 00:26:01,619
We take exactly what's owed
on the pension, right?

447
00:26:01,780 --> 00:26:03,099
That's all I want.

448
00:26:03,260 --> 00:26:04,295
Not a penny more.

449
00:26:04,460 --> 00:26:05,654
My word.

450
00:26:06,700 --> 00:26:07,849
Wake Al up.

451
00:26:08,500 --> 00:26:09,774
Hold on.

452
00:26:10,380 --> 00:26:11,608
Al.

453
00:26:12,740 --> 00:26:14,412
Al.

454
00:26:15,340 --> 00:26:16,340
Albert!

455
00:26:16,540 --> 00:26:17,814
- Huh?
- Pick up the phone!

456
00:26:17,980 --> 00:26:18,980
Who died?

457
00:26:19,140 --> 00:26:20,573
Nobody died, it's Joe.

458
00:26:20,780 --> 00:26:22,179
I don't talk to criminals.

459
00:26:23,980 --> 00:26:24,980
You heard that?

460
00:26:25,140 --> 00:26:27,131
Hang up. I'll call him back.

461
00:26:32,540 --> 00:26:33,734
What do you want?

462
00:26:33,940 --> 00:26:36,898
The thing is, what do you want, Al?

463
00:26:37,060 --> 00:26:41,451
You want to drift off into the sunset,
or do you want to go out with a bang?

464
00:26:41,620 --> 00:26:42,980
I don't have a problem with dying.

465
00:26:43,060 --> 00:26:44,618
I just don't want to do it in prison.

466
00:26:44,780 --> 00:26:46,054
Nobody's going to prison.

467
00:26:46,220 --> 00:26:47,938
What exactly is happening here?

468
00:26:48,140 --> 00:26:49,334
Willie's in.

469
00:26:49,500 --> 00:26:50,853
You're both out of your minds.

470
00:26:51,060 --> 00:26:52,129
Sleep on it, Al.

471
00:26:52,300 --> 00:26:54,734
I don't need to sleep on anything.
I'm not a bank robber.

472
00:26:54,940 --> 00:26:57,170
Neither are you, or you, Willie.

473
00:27:01,140 --> 00:27:02,140
What?

474
00:27:02,300 --> 00:27:03,528
Why did you pick up the phone?

475
00:27:03,740 --> 00:27:05,014
Because it was ringing.

476
00:27:05,180 --> 00:27:06,499
Because you're interested.

477
00:27:06,700 --> 00:27:08,133
What are you, my psychiatrist now?

478
00:27:08,300 --> 00:27:09,494
More like a psychic.

479
00:27:09,660 --> 00:27:11,730
Well, then you know
I'm going to hang up now.

480
00:27:11,900 --> 00:27:12,940
I'll see you tomorrow, Al.

481
00:27:13,460 --> 00:27:14,460
Sweet dreams.

482
00:27:14,620 --> 00:27:16,372
And don't call back.

483
00:27:41,380 --> 00:27:45,373
All right, Willie.
It's time to walk before we run.

484
00:27:47,140 --> 00:27:50,496
These goddamn expiration dates
are so small, they want you to go blind.

485
00:27:50,660 --> 00:27:53,333
Take these, I got two for one.

486
00:27:53,540 --> 00:27:55,140
Oh, good. Chicken thighs are on special.

487
00:27:55,300 --> 00:27:56,733
I can make a cordon bleu.

488
00:27:56,900 --> 00:27:57,969
Mets or Yankees?

489
00:27:58,140 --> 00:27:59,812
Don't insult me.

490
00:28:03,340 --> 00:28:04,853
Huh. Nice hats.

491
00:28:05,380 --> 00:28:07,177
We got business here, Al.

492
00:28:07,340 --> 00:28:09,331
Okay. What do you mean?

493
00:28:09,700 --> 00:28:10,700
Give me that list.

494
00:28:10,860 --> 00:28:12,213
What are you doing?

495
00:28:12,380 --> 00:28:14,052
Wait here. We'll be right back.

496
00:28:14,220 --> 00:28:16,017
What are you doing with my list?

497
00:28:16,180 --> 00:28:17,852
Why did you rip up my list?

498
00:28:18,020 --> 00:28:19,578
Why should I wait in the car?

499
00:28:20,500 --> 00:28:22,013
Wait in the bloody car!

500
00:28:22,180 --> 00:28:23,579
Why?

501
00:28:25,340 --> 00:28:27,490
I don't want to stay in the car,
it's hot in here!

502
00:28:45,580 --> 00:28:47,730
Psst! Psst!

503
00:28:48,260 --> 00:28:52,776
Psst! Joe. Joe!
Behind the crumbs.

504
00:28:54,380 --> 00:28:56,052
Joe, I'm going to get a roast.

505
00:28:56,220 --> 00:28:58,688
We need chicken. It's cordon bleu.

506
00:28:58,900 --> 00:29:00,379
I don't want cordon bleu.

507
00:29:00,540 --> 00:29:01,893
Stick to the plan!

508
00:29:05,900 --> 00:29:07,936
Ah, welcome to Value...

509
00:29:08,100 --> 00:29:09,100
Hello, Al.

510
00:29:09,260 --> 00:29:10,260
Hi, Annie.

511
00:29:10,420 --> 00:29:11,648
What are you shopping for?

512
00:29:11,820 --> 00:29:14,732
Chicken cordon bleu was the plan,

513
00:29:14,940 --> 00:29:17,932
but the plan seems to be changing.

514
00:29:20,900 --> 00:29:22,492
I gotta get some chicken thighs.

515
00:29:22,660 --> 00:29:25,128
Oh, let me help you.

516
00:29:48,180 --> 00:29:49,579
Give me the big one.

517
00:29:50,620 --> 00:29:51,620
The whole thing?

518
00:29:51,940 --> 00:29:53,771
The whole damn thing.

519
00:29:55,020 --> 00:29:57,853
You're the boss.

520
00:29:59,980 --> 00:30:02,778
Annie, just let me have the thing.

521
00:30:02,940 --> 00:30:04,771
Come on, you have your own work
to do now.

522
00:30:04,940 --> 00:30:08,091
No, no. It's my job. There's no problem.

523
00:30:08,500 --> 00:30:11,298
Let's see.
There's a double coupon in the flyer.

524
00:30:11,460 --> 00:30:13,451
It costs about the same
as thighs but, see,

525
00:30:13,620 --> 00:30:15,531
these are breasts.

526
00:30:15,700 --> 00:30:18,976
And breasts are better than thighs,
don't you think?

527
00:30:19,660 --> 00:30:21,059
It could go either way.

528
00:30:25,460 --> 00:30:27,291
Oh, ham.

529
00:30:27,460 --> 00:30:29,132
So good.

530
00:30:29,540 --> 00:30:31,371
Do you like ham?

531
00:30:43,980 --> 00:30:45,652
Okay.

532
00:30:45,820 --> 00:30:48,175
This will go perfectly with...

533
00:30:48,380 --> 00:30:51,338
I mean, if you want company.
It's a big bottle.

534
00:30:51,500 --> 00:30:53,058
Yeah, listen, I got to tell you.

535
00:30:53,260 --> 00:30:55,728
You're a terrific person,
but I know what you're doing.

536
00:30:55,900 --> 00:30:59,017
You're wasting your time. I don't want
to have a relationship with anybody.

537
00:30:59,180 --> 00:31:00,215
I wasn't offering one.

538
00:31:00,380 --> 00:31:02,496
Good, great. Then we see eye to eye.

539
00:31:02,660 --> 00:31:06,369
Security to ethnic foods, please.

540
00:31:06,540 --> 00:31:08,178
We'll talk about this later.

541
00:31:08,380 --> 00:31:11,053
I'll look forward to it.

542
00:31:54,740 --> 00:31:57,379
Where the fuck is my basket?

543
00:32:02,620 --> 00:32:03,894
Willie, Willie.

544
00:32:04,340 --> 00:32:05,375
Al's gone.

545
00:32:05,620 --> 00:32:06,973
I got a new getaway car.

546
00:32:07,140 --> 00:32:08,660
Where the hell did you get that thing?

547
00:32:08,780 --> 00:32:09,780
I stole it.

548
00:32:09,940 --> 00:32:11,055
Jump in the basket.

549
00:32:11,260 --> 00:32:12,932
Who the hell do you think I am? E.T.?

550
00:32:13,100 --> 00:32:14,499
Willie, jump in the bloody basket.

551
00:32:14,660 --> 00:32:16,173
I'm not getting in no bloody basket!

552
00:32:24,100 --> 00:32:25,328
She's gaining on us.

553
00:32:28,500 --> 00:32:29,979
Hey, you. Stop right there!

554
00:32:31,100 --> 00:32:32,249
Hey! Halt!

555
00:32:32,420 --> 00:32:34,251
- Halt!
- What are you chasing me for?

556
00:32:34,500 --> 00:32:35,500
Halt!

557
00:32:35,700 --> 00:32:37,133
I heard you the first time.

558
00:32:37,300 --> 00:32:38,938
Don't make me tase you!

559
00:32:39,460 --> 00:32:42,691
This is not an admission of guilt!
I am just tired.

560
00:32:42,860 --> 00:32:44,452
We got to get rid of some weight.

561
00:32:44,620 --> 00:32:46,099
Get rid of that damned pork loin.

562
00:32:46,260 --> 00:32:47,260
What?

563
00:32:49,180 --> 00:32:50,249
What the...

564
00:32:50,460 --> 00:32:52,291
Flour, flour. Give me the flour.

565
00:32:54,340 --> 00:32:55,340
Halt!

566
00:32:57,140 --> 00:32:58,368
Halt!

567
00:32:58,540 --> 00:32:59,540
Stop!

568
00:33:06,500 --> 00:33:07,700
I think we can make the light.

569
00:33:08,980 --> 00:33:10,436
No, no, no. You're not going to
make the light, Joe.

570
00:33:10,460 --> 00:33:11,740
You're not gonna make the light.

571
00:33:12,300 --> 00:33:13,300
Hey!

572
00:33:13,460 --> 00:33:14,820
No, Joe, you can't make the light!

573
00:33:14,860 --> 00:33:16,660
We can make the light!
We're gonna do it!

574
00:33:16,700 --> 00:33:18,116
You're not gonna make the light!

575
00:33:18,140 --> 00:33:19,858
Yes, we are!

576
00:33:24,820 --> 00:33:26,492
Don't make another move.

577
00:33:34,060 --> 00:33:37,496
I don't know what's going on
in the world anymore.

578
00:33:38,980 --> 00:33:42,529
You were going to make a cordon bleu
with chicken thighs?

579
00:33:42,700 --> 00:33:44,497
That's a crime in and of itself.

580
00:33:44,660 --> 00:33:47,094
I have nothing to say for myself.

581
00:33:48,340 --> 00:33:50,012
Look what you did to Cindy.

582
00:33:50,940 --> 00:33:54,171
Now she looking like
a Colombian drug mule.

583
00:34:01,340 --> 00:34:02,898
Never

584
00:34:03,060 --> 00:34:04,209
in all my years

585
00:34:04,380 --> 00:34:08,009
has anybody ever walked off
with a whole pork loin.

586
00:34:08,620 --> 00:34:09,735
What would your momma say?

587
00:34:10,340 --> 00:34:12,092
Go big or go home.

588
00:34:13,700 --> 00:34:16,009
Had to be the brother.

589
00:34:23,700 --> 00:34:25,740
And why were you running?
You didn't steal anything.

590
00:34:25,780 --> 00:34:27,620
Because your storm trooper here
was chasing me.

591
00:34:27,780 --> 00:34:29,180
No, they were chasing your friends.

592
00:34:29,300 --> 00:34:31,530
He was chasing me.
When somebody chases me, I run.

593
00:34:31,700 --> 00:34:32,700
That's the way it works.

594
00:34:33,300 --> 00:34:36,292
Look, you guys are old.

595
00:34:36,460 --> 00:34:39,930
And I'm gonna be there in 40,
or 50 years, I get it.

596
00:34:40,740 --> 00:34:42,093
Here.

597
00:34:42,820 --> 00:34:43,935
Here are some coupons.

598
00:34:45,380 --> 00:34:48,611
And we double them on Tuesday,
but I'm sure you already know that.

599
00:34:49,300 --> 00:34:52,098
So don't steal. It's wrong.

600
00:34:52,300 --> 00:34:56,054
But if you do steal,
don't steal from Value Town.

601
00:34:58,900 --> 00:35:00,731
Yeah, couple of great friends I got.

602
00:35:00,900 --> 00:35:02,811
You just made me an accomplice
to a robbery.

603
00:35:02,980 --> 00:35:04,732
We never asked you to do anything.

604
00:35:04,900 --> 00:35:07,733
I drive you there. I drive you back.
That makes me a getaway driver.

605
00:35:07,900 --> 00:35:08,980
Oh, don't flatter yourself.

606
00:35:09,100 --> 00:35:11,580
You drive like my grandmother,
and she drove a horse and buggy.

607
00:35:11,740 --> 00:35:15,574
That's a good one.
Just for that you can walk home.

608
00:35:15,740 --> 00:35:18,015
Don't touch my car. Don't get in the car.

609
00:35:18,180 --> 00:35:19,852
You're not going to make us walk!

610
00:35:20,020 --> 00:35:21,135
Hell I'm not.

611
00:35:21,300 --> 00:35:24,098
Oh, boy. You guys are going to be
great bank robbers.

612
00:35:24,260 --> 00:35:27,172
You just got busted robbing Value Town!

613
00:35:27,340 --> 00:35:28,375
Oh-ho!

614
00:35:36,980 --> 00:35:39,699
I hate when he's right.

615
00:35:39,860 --> 00:35:41,532
We're going to need professional help.

616
00:35:41,780 --> 00:35:42,780
You think?

617
00:35:43,020 --> 00:35:47,332
Oh, yeah.
We might as well turn ourselves in now.

618
00:35:47,500 --> 00:35:50,617
You know any criminals?

619
00:35:50,780 --> 00:35:52,452
I know a lowlife.

620
00:36:12,500 --> 00:36:14,695
Uh... No habla Inglés.

621
00:36:14,860 --> 00:36:17,055
I know it's you, Murphy.

622
00:36:17,220 --> 00:36:19,814
What are you doing here, Joe?

623
00:36:19,980 --> 00:36:22,972
I've come about the child support
you're not paying.

624
00:36:23,140 --> 00:36:25,370
Didn't I lose you in the divorce, Joe?

625
00:36:25,540 --> 00:36:26,540
Hit the buzzer.

626
00:36:32,020 --> 00:36:33,738
"Maui Wowie."

627
00:36:33,940 --> 00:36:35,692
"Bad Bitch."

628
00:36:35,900 --> 00:36:37,492
"Blueberry Kush."

629
00:36:38,180 --> 00:36:39,533
"OG Kush."

630
00:36:39,700 --> 00:36:41,531
How is this legal?

631
00:36:41,700 --> 00:36:44,168
Gentlemen, prohibition is over.

632
00:36:44,340 --> 00:36:46,900
Marijuana has superior medical benefits.

633
00:36:47,060 --> 00:36:49,176
It's good for all kinds of situations.

634
00:36:49,340 --> 00:36:53,891
Anxiety, pain, seizures, stress.

635
00:36:54,060 --> 00:36:58,611
Anxiety, pain, seizures, stress.

636
00:36:58,780 --> 00:37:00,850
Anxiety, pain, seizures...

637
00:37:01,540 --> 00:37:03,178
What is your situation?

638
00:37:03,380 --> 00:37:05,291
Right now, anxiety.

639
00:37:05,460 --> 00:37:09,294
Listen, Joe, not to be uncool
to family and such.

640
00:37:09,460 --> 00:37:10,529
Ex-family.

641
00:37:10,700 --> 00:37:14,056
As you say. But, what do you
want from me, man?

642
00:37:14,220 --> 00:37:16,529
We have this project,
and we're looking for help.

643
00:37:17,100 --> 00:37:18,453
What kind of project?

644
00:37:18,620 --> 00:37:20,372
Oh, well, we'd rather not say.

645
00:37:20,540 --> 00:37:22,895
Well, that makes it harder
for me to help you.

646
00:37:23,060 --> 00:37:27,099
We need to find the type of people
who do bad things.

647
00:37:27,380 --> 00:37:30,929
What makes you think that
I would know people like that?

648
00:37:31,100 --> 00:37:32,977
I figured your kind
move in the same circles.

649
00:37:33,140 --> 00:37:34,971
My kind? Entrepreneurs?

650
00:37:35,140 --> 00:37:38,212
No. Lowlifes. Deadbeats. Gangster types.

651
00:37:38,420 --> 00:37:40,570
See, I'm sure that you could point us

652
00:37:40,740 --> 00:37:42,492
in the right direction.

653
00:37:48,740 --> 00:37:49,740
What's wrong with him?

654
00:37:49,900 --> 00:37:50,969
He's thinking.

655
00:37:53,260 --> 00:37:54,488
Looks painful.

656
00:37:54,660 --> 00:37:55,660
I know it looks it,

657
00:37:55,820 --> 00:37:57,572
but I've seen him do it before.

658
00:37:58,820 --> 00:38:00,094
It's the drugs, you know?

659
00:38:00,260 --> 00:38:01,613
Oh, yeah. Of course.

660
00:38:13,100 --> 00:38:14,931
Oh, this stupid bitch.

661
00:38:15,620 --> 00:38:18,088
I wish I could tase his old ass.

662
00:38:18,260 --> 00:38:20,933
Here comes an eggplant. Eggplant.

663
00:38:21,100 --> 00:38:22,100
Hey, you.

664
00:38:22,260 --> 00:38:23,329
- Hi, Annie.
- Hi!

665
00:38:23,500 --> 00:38:25,116
You're here every day.
Don't you get a day off?

666
00:38:25,140 --> 00:38:26,140
No, every day.

667
00:38:26,340 --> 00:38:28,296
- Man, tough schedule.
- Mmm.

668
00:38:29,300 --> 00:38:31,689
What are you going to do
with this eggplant?

669
00:38:31,860 --> 00:38:33,373
I was thinking about a ratatouille.

670
00:38:34,300 --> 00:38:38,976
I like to slice it paper thin
for parmesan.

671
00:38:39,140 --> 00:38:40,778
You know, it soaks up all the juices.

672
00:38:40,980 --> 00:38:42,129
Okay. Sounds good.

673
00:38:42,300 --> 00:38:44,609
You will never, ever taste a better one.

674
00:38:44,820 --> 00:38:45,820
I'm sure. Listen,

675
00:38:45,980 --> 00:38:48,369
I think you're sweet,
and I find you very attractive.

676
00:38:48,540 --> 00:38:50,276
- Oh, you think I'm attractive.
- You're a lovely person.

677
00:38:50,300 --> 00:38:52,211
I think that's wonderful.

678
00:38:52,380 --> 00:38:54,894
But you're not looking
for a relationship. Is that right?

679
00:38:55,060 --> 00:38:56,652
That's exactly right.

680
00:38:56,820 --> 00:38:59,971
Well, you have made that
perfectly clear, Al.

681
00:39:00,140 --> 00:39:01,540
You want to have dinner some night?

682
00:39:02,500 --> 00:39:04,889
What do I have to do?
I just don't think you hear me!

683
00:39:05,060 --> 00:39:08,416
Oh, I hear you. I hear you real good.

684
00:39:08,580 --> 00:39:09,854
You know what I think?

685
00:39:10,020 --> 00:39:15,219
I think we owe it to ourselves to live
every single day that we have.

686
00:39:15,380 --> 00:39:19,532
I feel that I really want to
get to know you better.

687
00:39:19,700 --> 00:39:21,213
Share a meal with you.

688
00:39:22,700 --> 00:39:23,769
I...

689
00:39:24,540 --> 00:39:27,498
What? What is it, baby?

690
00:39:27,660 --> 00:39:29,013
I have a roommate.

691
00:39:30,540 --> 00:39:34,215
I have my own place.

692
00:39:45,700 --> 00:39:47,372
- Annie.
- Yeah?

693
00:39:48,100 --> 00:39:50,170
You make a hell of an eggplant parmesan.

694
00:39:50,380 --> 00:39:51,380
Thank you.

695
00:39:51,540 --> 00:39:52,540
World class.

696
00:39:52,700 --> 00:39:54,213
Thank you.

697
00:39:57,940 --> 00:40:01,410
Scrambled eggs, turkey sausage,
hash browns, toast and coffee, please.

698
00:40:01,580 --> 00:40:03,861
"Good morning, Mitzi.
Your hair looks nice today."

699
00:40:03,940 --> 00:40:05,900
"Did you get your hair cut?"
"Oh yeah, Al, I did."

700
00:40:05,980 --> 00:40:08,356
"And you know what I'm in the mood for?"
"I don't know, Al. What?"

701
00:40:08,380 --> 00:40:11,053
Mitzi, you look gorgeous.
You smell fantastic.

702
00:40:11,220 --> 00:40:13,734
Now go get me some food,
because I'm starving to death.

703
00:40:13,900 --> 00:40:16,209
All right. That's more like it.

704
00:40:17,060 --> 00:40:18,732
Didn't think you'd be joining us today.

705
00:40:19,060 --> 00:40:20,379
I'm too old for grudges.

706
00:40:20,580 --> 00:40:22,093
That never stopped you.

707
00:40:22,580 --> 00:40:24,775
Talk amongst yourselves.

708
00:40:25,740 --> 00:40:27,776
Oh! Here! It's in print!

709
00:40:27,940 --> 00:40:30,295
"Wechsler's pensioner's fund,
and assets

710
00:40:31,260 --> 00:40:33,615
"to be distributed to current debtors."

711
00:40:34,260 --> 00:40:38,458
They're using our retirement money
to pay utility bills.

712
00:40:38,620 --> 00:40:41,578
And that isn't all. Check this.

713
00:40:41,940 --> 00:40:46,730
"Williamsburg Savings Bank will manage
the liquidation of the fund,

714
00:40:46,940 --> 00:40:49,932
"and the restructuring
of Wechsler's corporate debt."

715
00:40:50,100 --> 00:40:52,170
- That's my bank.
- That's my bank.

716
00:40:52,340 --> 00:40:53,773
That's my bank!

717
00:40:54,980 --> 00:40:56,936
They're stealing our goddamn pension!

718
00:40:57,100 --> 00:40:58,499
That's what it says.

719
00:40:58,700 --> 00:41:00,656
Forty years I worked for that
goddamn company,

720
00:41:00,820 --> 00:41:02,300
and now they're stealing our pension.

721
00:41:02,620 --> 00:41:04,020
Get it out of here. I'm not hungry.

722
00:41:04,100 --> 00:41:05,453
You want to take it home? For go?

723
00:41:05,620 --> 00:41:07,292
No! No, leave it here.

724
00:41:07,500 --> 00:41:09,076
Nobody's taking anything from me anymore.

725
00:41:09,100 --> 00:41:10,996
You know something, Al?
You're complicated today.

726
00:41:11,020 --> 00:41:12,453
I'm not coming back to your table.

727
00:41:12,620 --> 00:41:14,019
And no coins.

728
00:41:14,220 --> 00:41:15,494
I'm not a laundromat.

729
00:41:24,300 --> 00:41:27,292
I'm in. I want to rob that bank.

730
00:41:28,980 --> 00:41:30,208
It's as good a place as any.

731
00:41:33,140 --> 00:41:34,971
Well, how do we start?

732
00:41:35,140 --> 00:41:38,974
We get in touch with this fellow
that my ex-son-in-law deals with.

733
00:41:39,140 --> 00:41:40,812
Why is he going to help us?

734
00:41:40,980 --> 00:41:42,129
Because apparently

735
00:41:43,700 --> 00:41:47,136
this is the best weed in Brooklyn.

736
00:41:47,340 --> 00:41:48,978
Man, that's like a pillow.

737
00:41:49,140 --> 00:41:51,608
Yeah, but it's a pillow you can smoke.

738
00:41:51,780 --> 00:41:55,409
Gentlemen, let's go get our money back.

739
00:41:55,660 --> 00:41:56,660
Hear. Hear.

740
00:41:56,820 --> 00:41:57,969
Yeah!

741
00:42:15,300 --> 00:42:16,956
Why would I help you?

742
00:42:16,980 --> 00:42:19,130
25%. That's not chicken scratch.

743
00:42:20,220 --> 00:42:22,450
I could rob a bank on my own. Make 100%.

744
00:42:22,660 --> 00:42:24,332
I'm sure you can, but this is easy money.

745
00:42:24,540 --> 00:42:29,011
None of the risks. Only the reward.
You show us the ropes, you get paid.

746
00:42:29,540 --> 00:42:32,373
Murphy does it right! Shit right there.

747
00:42:34,540 --> 00:42:35,734
You five-oh?

748
00:42:37,540 --> 00:42:39,371
We're practically eight-oh.

749
00:42:49,420 --> 00:42:52,730
Now, I don't know you from Adam.

750
00:42:52,940 --> 00:42:55,056
How does Jesus know you're cool?

751
00:42:55,220 --> 00:42:56,335
No, we're cool.

752
00:43:02,860 --> 00:43:03,860
What's the matter?

753
00:43:04,900 --> 00:43:09,451
What do you think of these guys, huh?
What do you think?

754
00:43:09,620 --> 00:43:11,850
What do you think, huh? You tell me.

755
00:43:12,020 --> 00:43:13,373
Good or bad?

756
00:43:13,540 --> 00:43:14,580
Aw, can I hold him? Can I?

757
00:43:14,700 --> 00:43:15,928
Do you want to go with him?

758
00:43:16,780 --> 00:43:18,099
He says okay.

759
00:43:20,020 --> 00:43:21,897
He takes the whole bottle.

760
00:43:22,860 --> 00:43:24,418
Tiny little fella.

761
00:43:24,780 --> 00:43:27,374
I find this one in a drainage ditch.

762
00:43:27,540 --> 00:43:28,734
- No!
- Yeah.

763
00:43:28,900 --> 00:43:31,095
People have no heart these days.

764
00:43:31,260 --> 00:43:33,455
So what makes you think
you can pull it off?

765
00:43:33,620 --> 00:43:37,215
Well, I don't know.
Thought we'd give it a go.

766
00:43:38,100 --> 00:43:41,251
"Well, I don't know.
We'll just give it a go."

767
00:43:41,420 --> 00:43:44,378
You could get life!
Which I guess for you, isn't that long.

768
00:43:44,540 --> 00:43:47,737
But you better think, old man,
and you better know.

769
00:43:47,900 --> 00:43:50,653
This is not sitting on a park bench
playing bingo.

770
00:43:50,820 --> 00:43:52,572
Listen, fella.

771
00:43:52,740 --> 00:43:55,732
I don't have to take shit from you.

772
00:43:55,900 --> 00:43:58,095
I get enough of this crap out there.

773
00:43:58,820 --> 00:44:01,812
In 20 days, I will not have
a roof over my head.

774
00:44:01,980 --> 00:44:06,451
My social security check is a joke
and my pension is tits up.

775
00:44:07,100 --> 00:44:10,410
Us three are going to go through with it.
We are going to go through with it.

776
00:44:10,580 --> 00:44:13,140
If you want to make 25% helping us,
that's fine.

777
00:44:13,300 --> 00:44:14,300
But if you don't

778
00:44:14,460 --> 00:44:16,610
keep the bullshit to yourself!

779
00:44:19,100 --> 00:44:21,091
That was a good speech, bro.

780
00:44:22,580 --> 00:44:23,774
You going to help us?

781
00:44:28,220 --> 00:44:29,220
Mañana.

782
00:44:32,300 --> 00:44:33,494
Uh...

783
00:44:33,860 --> 00:44:36,932
You got any snacks?

784
00:44:40,100 --> 00:44:41,533
- Willie?
- Huh?

785
00:44:42,020 --> 00:44:44,818
I love the feeling of the air on my face.

786
00:44:44,980 --> 00:44:45,980
Me too.

787
00:44:46,180 --> 00:44:49,968
Oh, my God! Look out.
We got little baby junkies here.

788
00:44:50,180 --> 00:44:53,695
I think I'll get a prescription for this.

789
00:44:53,860 --> 00:44:55,657
- Me too.
- Heh.

790
00:45:10,860 --> 00:45:14,011
This food is excellent tonight.

791
00:45:14,180 --> 00:45:15,499
They must've changed recipes.

792
00:45:15,660 --> 00:45:18,413
Same crap. You got the munchies.

793
00:45:18,580 --> 00:45:19,854
Hey. You mind?

794
00:45:20,020 --> 00:45:21,020
Take 'em both.

795
00:45:21,180 --> 00:45:22,374
Okay.

796
00:45:23,860 --> 00:45:27,250
How much time do you think
you've got, Willie?

797
00:45:30,740 --> 00:45:31,740
I don't know.

798
00:45:31,900 --> 00:45:33,652
Take a guess.

799
00:45:34,900 --> 00:45:36,094
Two, three years?

800
00:45:36,260 --> 00:45:39,491
That's it? You look great!

801
00:45:40,860 --> 00:45:43,090
Just a feeling. You asked.

802
00:45:44,260 --> 00:45:45,375
What about you?

803
00:45:45,540 --> 00:45:49,089
Oh, I'd guess, uh, seven years.

804
00:45:50,740 --> 00:45:52,253
What about you, Al?

805
00:45:52,420 --> 00:45:54,888
I have bad luck.
I'll probably live to be 100.

806
00:45:56,540 --> 00:45:58,053
Then you can do both eulogies.

807
00:45:58,220 --> 00:45:59,255
Got it.

808
00:45:59,460 --> 00:46:02,896
So that's 27 years total.

809
00:46:03,060 --> 00:46:07,417
Our pensions average
45,000 dollars a year.

810
00:46:12,380 --> 00:46:19,092
1,215,000 dollars is what we withdraw
from the bank.

811
00:46:19,260 --> 00:46:22,616
Hey, hey, hey! What if we get more?

812
00:46:22,780 --> 00:46:24,259
We give it to charity.

813
00:46:24,420 --> 00:46:27,457
Yeah, but what if we get less?
I'm not going to go through this twice.

814
00:46:31,100 --> 00:46:32,931
Hey! That's our bank right there.

815
00:46:33,100 --> 00:46:34,876
Wait a second,
you're going to rob your own bank?

816
00:46:34,900 --> 00:46:36,049
It's personal.

817
00:46:36,220 --> 00:46:38,256
Okay. We skip lesson number one.

818
00:46:38,460 --> 00:46:40,098
What was lesson number one?

819
00:46:40,260 --> 00:46:42,091
Never rob your own bank.

820
00:46:42,260 --> 00:46:44,490
We'll move on to lesson two then.

821
00:46:44,660 --> 00:46:47,891
I've got 20 days before I lose my house.

822
00:46:48,060 --> 00:46:49,573
Robbing a bank is an art form.

823
00:46:49,740 --> 00:46:53,289
Ten different people will take
the same place ten different ways.

824
00:46:54,140 --> 00:46:58,133
You need to come up with a plan
that is special for you.

825
00:47:15,820 --> 00:47:18,493
Cameras aquí, aquí.

826
00:47:18,660 --> 00:47:19,888
One entrance.

827
00:47:20,060 --> 00:47:21,459
One emergency exit.

828
00:47:22,060 --> 00:47:24,813
The right getaway car is very important.

829
00:47:25,140 --> 00:47:26,812
Find something they'll never suspect.

830
00:47:36,660 --> 00:47:38,116
Just put 'em together like this.

831
00:47:38,140 --> 00:47:39,476
Uh-huh.

832
00:47:39,500 --> 00:47:40,819
Magic.

833
00:47:48,820 --> 00:47:49,820
Good.

834
00:47:50,020 --> 00:47:51,820
You have to be
in great physical shape.

835
00:47:52,700 --> 00:47:55,009
Now I realize
you guys are 4,000 years old.

836
00:47:55,180 --> 00:47:56,659
That is fabulous.

837
00:47:56,820 --> 00:47:58,139
But under those masks,

838
00:47:58,300 --> 00:48:00,336
you're going to need to feel
like you're 20.

839
00:48:00,540 --> 00:48:01,655
Wait! Wait! Wait!

840
00:48:10,140 --> 00:48:11,858
Now this is crucial.

841
00:48:12,020 --> 00:48:14,295
You have to have a solid alibi.

842
00:48:14,460 --> 00:48:15,939
Wednesday the 15th?

843
00:48:16,140 --> 00:48:17,778
That's the lodge fundraiser.

844
00:48:17,940 --> 00:48:19,532
Solid alibi.

845
00:48:20,020 --> 00:48:23,808
Do we have any volunteers
for the T-shirt committee?

846
00:48:25,060 --> 00:48:27,449
Please put your hands down in back.

847
00:48:27,620 --> 00:48:31,898
We're trying to see if there are
volunteers for the T-shirt committee.

848
00:48:32,060 --> 00:48:34,972
We are volunteering, Milton.

849
00:48:38,900 --> 00:48:40,128
All right.

850
00:48:42,780 --> 00:48:47,217
Each teller's drawer is equipped
with dye packs and tracing devices.

851
00:48:47,420 --> 00:48:49,490
Now, they'll give you one if they can,

852
00:48:49,660 --> 00:48:51,855
but they will never endanger lives
to do it.

853
00:49:14,100 --> 00:49:17,092
The average police response time
to a robbery in progress

854
00:49:17,260 --> 00:49:19,615
is between two and four minutes,

855
00:49:19,780 --> 00:49:21,691
depending on how near a unit
is to the scene

856
00:49:21,860 --> 00:49:25,057
and how many other police calls
are in the vicinity.

857
00:49:27,100 --> 00:49:28,460
Everything's on the damn Internet.

858
00:49:28,620 --> 00:49:31,578
Set your stopwatches to two minutes.

859
00:49:31,940 --> 00:49:34,056
And walk it like it's the real deal.

860
00:49:49,060 --> 00:49:50,971
4 minutes, 54 seconds.

861
00:49:51,140 --> 00:49:54,610
Right now, you would all be in the back
of a cop car.

862
00:49:58,780 --> 00:50:02,216
Your guns are only there
for the worst-case scenario.

863
00:50:02,380 --> 00:50:05,053
You need to know how to shoot,

864
00:50:05,220 --> 00:50:07,654
but the last thing you want to do
is shoot anybody.

865
00:50:07,820 --> 00:50:08,820
Who's on the door?

866
00:50:08,980 --> 00:50:11,255
I'll handle that. Stand guard. Keep watch.

867
00:50:11,460 --> 00:50:12,734
You know how to handle a gun?

868
00:50:27,660 --> 00:50:28,820
The more you practice,

869
00:50:29,580 --> 00:50:31,138
the better you'll be.

870
00:50:32,020 --> 00:50:33,499
And come showtime,

871
00:50:34,420 --> 00:50:37,571
you will stroll out of that bank
with more money

872
00:50:37,780 --> 00:50:39,418
than you've ever seen.

873
00:50:40,980 --> 00:50:42,299
Piece of cake.

874
00:50:45,180 --> 00:50:47,648
Maybe the cops will be slow.

875
00:50:57,620 --> 00:51:00,180
Attica! Attica! Attica!

876
00:51:00,340 --> 00:51:02,695
Attica! Attica!

877
00:51:05,540 --> 00:51:07,212
I don't want to watch the ending.

878
00:51:08,500 --> 00:51:10,331
Yeah, that didn't work out too well.

879
00:51:12,460 --> 00:51:14,098
How can he sleep?

880
00:51:14,980 --> 00:51:16,459
He's getting laid.

881
00:51:16,620 --> 00:51:17,620
Oh, yeah.

882
00:51:18,380 --> 00:51:20,132
I remember what that was like.

883
00:51:25,220 --> 00:51:26,220
You feeling good?

884
00:51:27,220 --> 00:51:29,609
Yeah. Yeah. Good as gold.

885
00:51:31,220 --> 00:51:32,938
Me too.

886
00:51:35,940 --> 00:51:37,168
Nobody's going to get hurt.

887
00:51:37,500 --> 00:51:39,138
That's right.

888
00:51:42,100 --> 00:51:43,700
We get into trouble, we're out of there.

889
00:51:43,820 --> 00:51:45,173
That's right. Yeah.

890
00:51:45,380 --> 00:51:47,894
Cops come, we lay down.

891
00:51:48,100 --> 00:51:49,374
Hands in the air.

892
00:51:50,140 --> 00:51:51,209
Two minutes tops.

893
00:51:51,380 --> 00:51:53,177
Tops. Give or take.

894
00:52:05,660 --> 00:52:07,571
Get some sleep, young man.

895
00:52:07,740 --> 00:52:11,494
All right. You too, young man.

896
00:53:11,340 --> 00:53:15,379
Don't let the omelet touch the fruit.
She likes a separation.

897
00:53:15,540 --> 00:53:16,768
You do this every day?

898
00:53:16,980 --> 00:53:18,174
- Every day.
- No shit.

899
00:53:18,340 --> 00:53:19,409
Yes shit.

900
00:53:20,260 --> 00:53:22,091
I wish my dad did this for me.

901
00:53:22,260 --> 00:53:23,613
So does your daughter.

902
00:53:24,780 --> 00:53:27,340
What are you doing here?

903
00:53:27,500 --> 00:53:29,456
He's making Brook's breakfast.

904
00:53:29,660 --> 00:53:32,458
I see that. Why?

905
00:53:32,660 --> 00:53:35,891
I'm training him.
He's making an effort to be a father.

906
00:53:38,780 --> 00:53:41,533
Good morning.

907
00:53:41,780 --> 00:53:43,532
Your father made you breakfast.

908
00:53:43,700 --> 00:53:44,735
Holy shit!

909
00:53:44,900 --> 00:53:46,333
- Easy!
- Language.

910
00:53:46,500 --> 00:53:47,728
Sorry.

911
00:53:48,580 --> 00:53:51,697
Your father will be picking you up today.

912
00:53:52,780 --> 00:53:54,691
Did he find Jesus or something?

913
00:53:54,860 --> 00:53:59,012
Doubtful. He's figured out
how much he's missing.

914
00:53:59,460 --> 00:54:01,337
Yeah, this week.

915
00:54:01,940 --> 00:54:04,454
He's just not much
with the follow-through.

916
00:54:04,620 --> 00:54:07,771
Give him a shot, babe. For me.

917
00:54:07,940 --> 00:54:11,455
Sure, Joe.
But only because you're my best friend.

918
00:54:13,380 --> 00:54:14,813
I love you, kiddo.

919
00:54:15,740 --> 00:54:16,968
You're going to do it all.

920
00:54:18,220 --> 00:54:19,938
What's going with you today?

921
00:54:20,100 --> 00:54:21,692
Do you have cancer or something?

922
00:54:22,180 --> 00:54:24,853
No! No, no. I'm as strong as an ox.

923
00:54:25,020 --> 00:54:26,020
Okay.

924
00:54:26,180 --> 00:54:27,579
It's carnival day. Lots to do.

925
00:54:27,740 --> 00:54:29,571
Yes. I'm coming right after school.

926
00:54:29,740 --> 00:54:33,449
Yup, and I'm going to bring you
fried dough with your name on it.

927
00:54:38,020 --> 00:54:41,490
Okay. That's a little tight there.
I love you too.

928
00:54:45,180 --> 00:54:47,853
Go make something of yourself.

929
00:54:48,620 --> 00:54:49,973
I will, young man.

930
00:54:50,540 --> 00:54:51,540
See you later,

931
00:54:51,900 --> 00:54:52,900
Dad.

932
00:55:11,580 --> 00:55:15,129
I've been giving you crap
for a long time, Murphy.

933
00:55:16,140 --> 00:55:18,495
I guess I deserve it. Mostly.

934
00:55:18,660 --> 00:55:21,174
That's one of the smartest things
you ever said.

935
00:55:23,980 --> 00:55:25,174
Listen, Joe.

936
00:55:25,340 --> 00:55:28,457
Whatever it is you're doing,
you don't have to do it.

937
00:55:29,460 --> 00:55:30,859
There's always another way.

938
00:55:31,020 --> 00:55:35,491
My business is my business, kid.
Forget that you know it.

939
00:55:35,700 --> 00:55:38,373
And if in the end,
I don't come back, it's on you.

940
00:55:38,580 --> 00:55:42,129
I can't cover for you anymore.

941
00:55:42,300 --> 00:55:44,177
You're her father.

942
00:55:44,380 --> 00:55:47,656
You got to step up to the plate.
Act like a man.

943
00:55:48,660 --> 00:55:50,537
Even if you have to fake it.

944
00:55:53,060 --> 00:55:54,379
All right.

945
00:56:07,380 --> 00:56:10,452
Okay, gents. Let's mingle.

946
00:56:27,500 --> 00:56:29,456
Three in a row wins a prize!

947
00:56:33,580 --> 00:56:36,299
Hello, Paulie. Hot enough for you?

948
00:56:36,460 --> 00:56:38,655
Perfect day for it.

949
00:56:38,820 --> 00:56:40,731
I've got to check in at the ticket office.

950
00:56:41,020 --> 00:56:43,409
Well, be good.

951
00:56:43,580 --> 00:56:46,094
I won't be good. But I will be careful.

952
00:56:50,460 --> 00:56:53,532
Okay, here you go. Thank you.

953
00:56:56,780 --> 00:56:58,498
You folks are popular.

954
00:56:58,700 --> 00:57:01,373
Yeah. It's the cocaine.

955
00:57:02,620 --> 00:57:03,848
You've got cocaine?

956
00:57:04,020 --> 00:57:05,339
That was a joke, Milton.

957
00:57:05,540 --> 00:57:08,532
Oh, okay, very funny.

958
00:57:08,700 --> 00:57:11,214
Hang here for one minute.
I got to go to the karaoke thing.

959
00:57:11,660 --> 00:57:14,260
I can't. I got to check in
to the cotton candy booth.

960
00:57:14,420 --> 00:57:16,615
Milton, that's where you are right now.

961
00:57:18,140 --> 00:57:20,449
It's okay. You're better off not knowing.

962
00:57:23,820 --> 00:57:27,335
We're closed. We're out of cocaine.

963
00:57:27,580 --> 00:57:29,059
Go away.

964
00:57:29,220 --> 00:57:31,017
Beat it.

965
00:57:42,140 --> 00:57:44,779
Be careful in there.
Lots of monsters, you know.

966
00:57:45,300 --> 00:57:46,335
Be very careful.

967
00:57:46,540 --> 00:57:48,660
All right, watch your step.

968
00:57:51,340 --> 00:57:53,490
I'm going in, Sam.

969
00:57:55,500 --> 00:57:57,276
Where did they go?
I don't know!

970
00:57:57,300 --> 00:57:58,300
I thought you had 'em!

971
00:58:07,780 --> 00:58:10,578
I decided we should use blanks.

972
00:58:10,740 --> 00:58:13,129
No one needs to get hurt by accident.

973
00:58:13,300 --> 00:58:15,336
Well, it's just us now, kids.

974
00:58:15,500 --> 00:58:17,013
Fellas,

975
00:58:17,180 --> 00:58:21,458
it's been a real hell of a time
planning a heist with you.

976
00:58:23,780 --> 00:58:26,294
Can't think of two people
I'd rather have done it with.

977
00:58:26,500 --> 00:58:28,218
Hear. Hear.

978
00:58:28,980 --> 00:58:30,618
Ditto.

979
00:59:03,100 --> 00:59:04,453
Ladies and gentlemen...

980
00:59:06,340 --> 00:59:07,773
This is an actual robbery.

981
00:59:08,260 --> 00:59:10,091
Kiss the ground. Don't breathe.

982
00:59:10,260 --> 00:59:11,820
Don't move.
Don't touch the silent alarm

983
00:59:11,940 --> 00:59:14,010
unless you like bullets
flying around your head.

984
00:59:14,940 --> 00:59:16,498
Hit the dirt, big guy!

985
00:59:16,660 --> 00:59:17,660
Put that gun away.

986
00:59:17,900 --> 00:59:20,972
Okay, folks, we'll be out of your lives
in two minutes.

987
00:59:22,180 --> 00:59:23,659
Get moving, Blue Eyes.

988
00:59:23,820 --> 00:59:24,855
Here we go.

989
00:59:25,100 --> 00:59:27,933
All tellers, please stand up
and open your windows.

990
00:59:32,900 --> 00:59:33,900
Ten seconds.

991
00:59:37,020 --> 00:59:39,295
No dye packs, no tracers.

992
00:59:39,460 --> 00:59:40,813
You got me, see? No tracers,

993
00:59:40,980 --> 00:59:42,777
no dye packs, no funny business.

994
00:59:42,940 --> 00:59:44,259
Yes, Mr. Sinatra.

995
00:59:46,020 --> 00:59:47,339
Nobody's gonna get hurt.

996
00:59:47,540 --> 00:59:48,893
20 seconds.

997
00:59:51,300 --> 00:59:52,335
Thank you.

998
00:59:52,740 --> 00:59:53,740
Here you go, ma'am.

999
00:59:53,900 --> 00:59:55,356
No funny business.
Do you know what that means?

1000
00:59:55,380 --> 00:59:56,380
I do. I do.

1001
00:59:56,580 --> 00:59:58,172
All of it, son.

1002
00:59:58,820 --> 01:00:00,139
30 seconds.

1003
01:00:05,020 --> 01:00:06,540
Give me everything you've got.

1004
01:00:06,940 --> 01:00:09,090
You can have her, mister.

1005
01:00:12,060 --> 01:00:13,254
40 seconds.

1006
01:00:19,100 --> 01:00:20,374
Hey! Stick to the plan.

1007
01:00:23,500 --> 01:00:25,956
All units, all units report
to Williamsburg Savings Bank.

1008
01:00:25,980 --> 01:00:28,858
We have a robbery in progress.
Repeat, we have a 10-30...

1009
01:00:29,740 --> 01:00:30,740
One minute!

1010
01:00:31,060 --> 01:00:32,891
I don't want to take your doll,
sweetheart.

1011
01:00:33,060 --> 01:00:34,937
You know, when my granddaughter
was your age,

1012
01:00:35,100 --> 01:00:36,100
she had one just like it.

1013
01:00:36,260 --> 01:00:37,454
What's her name?

1014
01:00:37,620 --> 01:00:40,339
Okay, honey.
This man has a job to do.

1015
01:00:40,500 --> 01:00:42,252
His job's robbing banks?

1016
01:00:42,420 --> 01:00:46,015
No, sweetheart.
Just trying to see my family more often.

1017
01:00:46,460 --> 01:00:48,337
Light-headed...

1018
01:00:51,940 --> 01:00:53,168
What's happening?

1019
01:00:56,300 --> 01:00:57,938
You okay, mister?

1020
01:00:58,940 --> 01:01:00,380
Going to need a little help.

1021
01:01:00,540 --> 01:01:02,656
He's going to need a little help.

1022
01:01:02,860 --> 01:01:04,054
Jesus Christ!

1023
01:01:06,660 --> 01:01:07,729
I'll get him.

1024
01:01:07,900 --> 01:01:08,900
Stay put.

1025
01:01:09,060 --> 01:01:10,129
Oh, my God!

1026
01:01:11,300 --> 01:01:12,335
Lucy!

1027
01:01:13,540 --> 01:01:15,496
His mask's too hot for him.

1028
01:01:15,740 --> 01:01:19,733
Thank you, sweetheart. Thank you.

1029
01:01:20,580 --> 01:01:23,378
I can't breathe
when I wear masks, neither.

1030
01:01:23,540 --> 01:01:24,814
You're so sweet.

1031
01:01:27,620 --> 01:01:28,620
Two minutes.

1032
01:01:36,500 --> 01:01:37,728
What the hell's going on?

1033
01:01:37,940 --> 01:01:39,419
Can you make it out of here?

1034
01:01:39,580 --> 01:01:40,580
Yeah, I'm okay.

1035
01:01:41,900 --> 01:01:43,020
It's now or never, kid.

1036
01:01:43,060 --> 01:01:44,420
You stay in school, kiddo.

1037
01:01:45,060 --> 01:01:46,316
And don't rob banks, you hear me?

1038
01:01:46,340 --> 01:01:47,340
Come on!

1039
01:01:47,540 --> 01:01:48,540
Hurry!

1040
01:01:52,620 --> 01:01:53,848
This is my bank!

1041
01:01:54,020 --> 01:01:55,612
Are you crazy?

1042
01:01:55,780 --> 01:01:57,657
- Freeze!
- Me freeze?

1043
01:01:57,820 --> 01:02:00,095
You don't tell me to freeze. You freeze!

1044
01:02:00,260 --> 01:02:02,216
I'm not going to be a victim anymore.

1045
01:02:02,780 --> 01:02:04,532
Tell them to freeze too.

1046
01:02:04,700 --> 01:02:06,418
They can hear you just fine.

1047
01:02:06,580 --> 01:02:07,580
What's the plan now?

1048
01:02:07,740 --> 01:02:08,934
I'm working on one.

1049
01:02:09,140 --> 01:02:10,414
Put your hands up

1050
01:02:10,580 --> 01:02:12,571
and drop the money.

1051
01:02:12,740 --> 01:02:15,857
Okay, in three seconds,
I'm going to shoot you.

1052
01:02:16,060 --> 01:02:17,196
You're going to do what?

1053
01:02:17,220 --> 01:02:18,414
I'll shoot back!

1054
01:02:18,580 --> 01:02:19,649
That's your plan?

1055
01:02:19,820 --> 01:02:20,855
One!

1056
01:02:22,220 --> 01:02:23,220
Two!

1057
01:02:25,300 --> 01:02:26,779
Next number's three!

1058
01:02:26,940 --> 01:02:28,168
I can count.

1059
01:02:28,340 --> 01:02:30,251
He's going to bloody shoot us.

1060
01:02:32,340 --> 01:02:34,092
Three!

1061
01:02:48,540 --> 01:02:49,973
You're a shit shot, pal.

1062
01:02:50,860 --> 01:02:53,010
Now you're going to meet your maker.

1063
01:02:53,220 --> 01:02:55,176
Oh, my God!

1064
01:02:58,500 --> 01:03:01,378
Oh, my God!

1065
01:03:01,540 --> 01:03:04,054
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

1066
01:03:04,820 --> 01:03:07,129
Oh, my God!

1067
01:03:11,260 --> 01:03:13,649
Those were blanks, you dipshit.

1068
01:03:14,020 --> 01:03:17,808
Okay, folks. Count to 90
out loud and backward.

1069
01:03:17,980 --> 01:03:20,778
And don't stand up until you get there.

1070
01:03:20,940 --> 01:03:22,419
Start counting!

1071
01:03:22,580 --> 01:03:25,617
90, 89, 88, 87, 86...

1072
01:03:25,860 --> 01:03:27,498
Ah!

1073
01:03:38,900 --> 01:03:39,900
What's going on, Willie?

1074
01:03:40,100 --> 01:03:42,933
Nothing. I just got a little overwhelmed,
that's all. I'm good.

1075
01:03:43,100 --> 01:03:44,676
That was a hell of a time
for a panic attack!

1076
01:03:44,700 --> 01:03:45,700
I'm sorry.

1077
01:03:45,900 --> 01:03:47,094
No need for that. We made it.

1078
01:03:47,260 --> 01:03:48,295
Hard part's over.

1079
01:03:48,460 --> 01:03:51,338
Now's the time for the grand finale.

1080
01:04:16,220 --> 01:04:17,220
Taxi! Taxi!

1081
01:04:17,380 --> 01:04:18,733
All right.

1082
01:04:20,140 --> 01:04:21,653
Astoria, Queens, please.

1083
01:04:55,620 --> 01:04:57,451
He's not going to stop anytime soon.

1084
01:04:57,620 --> 01:05:00,498
He'll eventually pass out.

1085
01:05:06,500 --> 01:05:07,569
Gentlemen,

1086
01:05:07,740 --> 01:05:09,458
can I interest you in dessert?

1087
01:05:09,620 --> 01:05:11,417
What kind of pie do you have?

1088
01:05:11,580 --> 01:05:15,414
We have Key lime,
vegan pumpkin, cherry-mango...

1089
01:05:15,580 --> 01:05:17,332
A slice of each.

1090
01:05:17,500 --> 01:05:19,092
And more champagne.

1091
01:05:19,260 --> 01:05:20,454
Yeah, more champagne.

1092
01:05:21,020 --> 01:05:22,055
Champagne it is.

1093
01:05:54,420 --> 01:05:56,729
Whoa, no more booze for you.

1094
01:05:56,900 --> 01:05:59,653
Steady there, lightweight.

1095
01:05:59,820 --> 01:06:01,173
It's not the booze.

1096
01:06:01,380 --> 01:06:04,611
What? Wait, it's not the booze?

1097
01:06:05,300 --> 01:06:08,212
Hey! Can you please
call an ambulance? Please?

1098
01:06:09,540 --> 01:06:10,893
Where does it hurt, Willie?

1099
01:06:11,780 --> 01:06:13,372
Everywhere.

1100
01:06:14,580 --> 01:06:15,580
Oh, God.

1101
01:06:15,740 --> 01:06:17,298
Oh, shit.

1102
01:06:17,460 --> 01:06:18,460
Pull him up. It's wet.

1103
01:06:18,620 --> 01:06:19,939
Call an ambulance!

1104
01:06:23,460 --> 01:06:24,860
It just happened so quickly.

1105
01:06:26,380 --> 01:06:28,450
Zoom in.

1106
01:06:29,660 --> 01:06:31,537
Freeze frame there.

1107
01:06:32,660 --> 01:06:34,059
African-American?

1108
01:06:34,220 --> 01:06:35,220
Appears so.

1109
01:06:35,380 --> 01:06:38,497
Got to be at least late 60's.

1110
01:06:39,300 --> 01:06:40,699
Get stills of the others.

1111
01:06:40,980 --> 01:06:43,494
I want them plastered everywhere.

1112
01:06:44,300 --> 01:06:46,052
He never talked about this?

1113
01:06:46,220 --> 01:06:47,220
Not a peep.

1114
01:06:48,500 --> 01:06:50,297
He holds things very close to the vest.

1115
01:06:50,500 --> 01:06:52,491
He's very tight emotionally.

1116
01:06:52,980 --> 01:06:53,980
Well...

1117
01:06:54,500 --> 01:06:55,853
Willie's in full renal failure.

1118
01:06:56,020 --> 01:06:58,488
He needs a kidney transplant.

1119
01:06:58,660 --> 01:06:59,729
Or what?

1120
01:07:00,340 --> 01:07:03,571
Uh, let's just say,
he won't leave here without one.

1121
01:07:03,740 --> 01:07:05,935
They must have been very young
and nimble.

1122
01:07:06,140 --> 01:07:08,893
I fired a barrage of shots at them,

1123
01:07:09,100 --> 01:07:11,660
and they were able to evade
all the bullets.

1124
01:07:11,820 --> 01:07:13,856
I've been on the job
for a month now,

1125
01:07:14,020 --> 01:07:16,580
and the bank has been robbed twice.

1126
01:07:16,820 --> 01:07:19,020
So, I think I'm going to go back
to my job as a barista,

1127
01:07:19,180 --> 01:07:21,296
where I'm less likely to be shot.

1128
01:07:21,460 --> 01:07:24,452
All I can say is, thank God for me!

1129
01:07:24,660 --> 01:07:26,935
It was a day of heroism for me.

1130
01:07:27,100 --> 01:07:28,169
Hey!

1131
01:07:31,020 --> 01:07:32,020
We're famous.

1132
01:07:32,180 --> 01:07:33,932
Better. We're infamous.

1133
01:07:34,100 --> 01:07:36,978
Keep it down.
We're not out of the woods yet.

1134
01:07:38,700 --> 01:07:41,772
So, what's going on, Willie?

1135
01:07:42,020 --> 01:07:44,356
You don't come to us,
you don't tell us you're sick.

1136
01:07:44,380 --> 01:07:46,848
We're your friends, man.
We're all you got.

1137
01:07:48,180 --> 01:07:49,693
It's my business, guys.

1138
01:07:49,860 --> 01:07:51,339
Your business? Your business.

1139
01:07:51,500 --> 01:07:54,378
Talk to him, Joe. I can't...
You're a selfish old bastard.

1140
01:07:58,540 --> 01:08:00,895
I don't get it, Will.

1141
01:08:01,060 --> 01:08:03,210
I would have given you my kidney
last week.

1142
01:08:04,980 --> 01:08:06,732
Yours is probably no good.

1143
01:08:06,900 --> 01:08:08,891
I still would've given it to you.

1144
01:08:14,140 --> 01:08:16,415
We're friends, Willie.

1145
01:08:16,580 --> 01:08:19,174
We're supposed to look after
each other, aren't we?

1146
01:08:20,540 --> 01:08:22,895
Well, let us do it. Okay?

1147
01:08:31,020 --> 01:08:33,488
The suspects are armed,
dangerous,

1148
01:08:33,660 --> 01:08:36,936
and possibly in their late 60's
or early 70's.

1149
01:08:37,540 --> 01:08:38,980
They were disguised as the Rat Pack,

1150
01:08:40,380 --> 01:08:43,213
Dean Martin, Frank Sinatra,
and Sammy Davis Jr.

1151
01:08:44,540 --> 01:08:45,540
Let's get out of here.

1152
01:08:45,740 --> 01:08:49,176
The FBI has just released
this surveillance video of the robbery.

1153
01:08:49,340 --> 01:08:52,935
If you have any information,
please call the number on our screen.

1154
01:08:57,700 --> 01:09:00,533
I knew it. I knew when
I saw that bank surveillance.

1155
01:09:00,700 --> 01:09:02,930
Same height, same weight.

1156
01:09:03,860 --> 01:09:05,293
A lot of people fit that bill.

1157
01:09:05,460 --> 01:09:07,212
Yeah, but who runs like that?

1158
01:09:16,100 --> 01:09:17,613
We're going to need a copy of this.

1159
01:09:17,780 --> 01:09:20,453
Got one right here. Uh-uh.

1160
01:09:20,820 --> 01:09:22,458
I believe there's a reward.

1161
01:09:22,620 --> 01:09:23,769
A reward?

1162
01:09:23,940 --> 01:09:26,818
Yeah. I need the money.
My grandma got locked up last night.

1163
01:09:26,980 --> 01:09:28,380
You know how it is, right, brother?

1164
01:09:44,500 --> 01:09:46,331
- Annie.
- Yeah.

1165
01:09:46,500 --> 01:09:47,979
I have to talk to you.

1166
01:09:49,540 --> 01:09:51,258
I lost this tooth last week.

1167
01:09:51,420 --> 01:09:52,648
Did the tooth fairy come?

1168
01:09:52,820 --> 01:09:53,900
He brought me five dollars.

1169
01:09:54,020 --> 01:09:56,409
Five... You're kidding.

1170
01:09:56,580 --> 01:09:58,491
You know the most I ever got
was a quarter?

1171
01:09:58,660 --> 01:10:01,094
You can't buy anything with quarters
anymore, Grandpa.

1172
01:10:01,260 --> 01:10:02,329
Tell me about it.

1173
01:10:03,180 --> 01:10:04,659
- Willie?
- Huh?

1174
01:10:05,660 --> 01:10:07,298
These men are with the FBI.

1175
01:10:07,700 --> 01:10:09,452
The FBI?

1176
01:10:13,020 --> 01:10:15,011
Must be bringing me a kidney.

1177
01:10:22,140 --> 01:10:23,460
Strike three! You're out!

1178
01:10:23,540 --> 01:10:24,609
Way to go, kiddo.

1179
01:10:24,780 --> 01:10:25,974
Yes!

1180
01:10:26,140 --> 01:10:27,778
That's my girl!

1181
01:10:42,180 --> 01:10:44,057
Hey! I've got to go and find a bathroom.

1182
01:10:44,220 --> 01:10:45,858
All right, man.

1183
01:10:46,540 --> 01:10:48,371
That was awesome, Brook.

1184
01:11:18,900 --> 01:11:20,420
Well, here's what I think.

1185
01:11:20,500 --> 01:11:23,173
Old man finds himself
in the middle of a bank robbery,

1186
01:11:23,340 --> 01:11:24,898
and he gets his juices flowing.

1187
01:11:25,060 --> 01:11:27,938
And he thinks to himself,

1188
01:11:28,100 --> 01:11:29,328
"I could rob a bank.

1189
01:11:30,260 --> 01:11:31,260
"I'm smart.

1190
01:11:31,420 --> 01:11:33,615
"I've got nothing to lose.

1191
01:11:33,780 --> 01:11:35,500
"What's the worst
that can end up happening?

1192
01:11:35,620 --> 01:11:37,736
"I can end up spending
the last years of my life

1193
01:11:37,900 --> 01:11:41,097
"in some country club style prison,
rent-free."

1194
01:11:41,260 --> 01:11:43,091
You go to school for that?

1195
01:11:46,540 --> 01:11:48,451
Well, Mr. Garner,

1196
01:11:48,620 --> 01:11:52,295
we seem to be missing
one hour of your existence.

1197
01:11:52,460 --> 01:11:55,611
Between 2:30 p.m. and 3:30 p.m.

1198
01:11:55,780 --> 01:11:58,738
The same hour
that three elderly gentlemen

1199
01:11:58,900 --> 01:12:01,460
robbed 2.3 million dollars

1200
01:12:01,620 --> 01:12:03,020
from the Williamsburg Savings Bank.

1201
01:12:03,140 --> 01:12:05,779
Wow, that's some hefty payday.

1202
01:12:07,940 --> 01:12:10,818
You were working the haunted house ride
between 2:00 p.m. and 4:00 p.m.?

1203
01:12:10,980 --> 01:12:12,049
That's what I said.

1204
01:12:12,620 --> 01:12:14,133
And you never left that ride?

1205
01:12:14,300 --> 01:12:17,053
Only to go inside. Scare the kids.

1206
01:12:18,460 --> 01:12:21,657
I got up, like I always do. 6:00 a.m.

1207
01:12:22,380 --> 01:12:24,132
I walked my granddaughter to school.

1208
01:12:24,580 --> 01:12:26,059
Like I do every day.

1209
01:12:26,220 --> 01:12:30,452
Well, it's a fairly new relationship,
so we spend a lot of time together.

1210
01:12:30,620 --> 01:12:34,898
Let's see, first thing in the morning,
we made love twice.

1211
01:12:37,660 --> 01:12:38,979
No.

1212
01:12:39,180 --> 01:12:40,180
Three times.

1213
01:12:41,620 --> 01:12:42,620
And that was it.

1214
01:12:44,260 --> 01:12:45,488
Annie Santori.

1215
01:12:46,100 --> 01:12:49,172
And then, we got up.
I made pancakes...

1216
01:12:49,340 --> 01:12:51,296
And then, I got dressed.

1217
01:12:51,460 --> 01:12:54,338
Got dressed.
Had breakfast at Nat's.

1218
01:12:54,500 --> 01:12:55,569
I go there...

1219
01:12:55,780 --> 01:12:58,169
Couple of times a week at least.

1220
01:12:58,340 --> 01:13:00,331
For years. He's a regular.

1221
01:13:01,860 --> 01:13:04,135
You seeing anybody?

1222
01:13:04,300 --> 01:13:06,177
I'm married with two kids.

1223
01:13:06,380 --> 01:13:09,019
Well, take my number. Things happen.

1224
01:13:10,020 --> 01:13:11,499
I got dressed.

1225
01:13:11,860 --> 01:13:14,533
I gathered the tickets for the ride booth.

1226
01:13:14,700 --> 01:13:16,691
I'm on that committee for the fundraiser.

1227
01:13:17,020 --> 01:13:19,693
All right, boys, good luck to us all.

1228
01:13:20,060 --> 01:13:22,779
Time to get in the bag.

1229
01:13:22,980 --> 01:13:24,260
Got to the park around 2:00 p.m.

1230
01:13:24,380 --> 01:13:26,689
Talked to my friend Paul
for a few minutes,

1231
01:13:26,900 --> 01:13:29,368
then ran one of the ticket booths.

1232
01:13:30,020 --> 01:13:31,020
Hi, Tony.

1233
01:13:31,180 --> 01:13:32,215
Good afternoon.

1234
01:13:32,380 --> 01:13:33,495
I've got you a souvenir.

1235
01:13:33,900 --> 01:13:35,891
Oh, thanks, Joe. I needed a hat.

1236
01:13:36,300 --> 01:13:38,530
And that's where I was
for most of the carnival.

1237
01:13:38,740 --> 01:13:41,049
You can ask anyone who bought a ticket.

1238
01:13:41,220 --> 01:13:42,956
They'll tell you they got it
from a handsome old gent

1239
01:13:42,980 --> 01:13:44,299
in a gray flat cap.

1240
01:13:46,700 --> 01:13:47,735
Then we went to the fair,

1241
01:13:47,900 --> 01:13:50,573
and I was at the cotton candy stand
till 2:00,

1242
01:13:50,740 --> 01:13:53,174
and then Mr. Milton Kupchak relieved me.

1243
01:13:53,420 --> 01:13:56,059
Al was there all day.

1244
01:13:56,260 --> 01:13:57,579
At 2:30 p.m.?

1245
01:13:58,060 --> 01:13:59,493
- Who?
- Al?

1246
01:13:59,660 --> 01:14:00,660
Garner?

1247
01:14:01,020 --> 01:14:02,055
Yes.

1248
01:14:02,220 --> 01:14:03,335
He's here?

1249
01:14:05,660 --> 01:14:08,732
You know, in the cotton candy booth,

1250
01:14:08,940 --> 01:14:11,659
he tried to sell me cocaine.

1251
01:14:12,220 --> 01:14:14,734
And I'm prepared to testify.

1252
01:14:14,940 --> 01:14:16,692
Kids love the haunted house.

1253
01:14:25,940 --> 01:14:29,171
Frankenstein's one of their favorites.

1254
01:14:29,340 --> 01:14:31,615
Must have been in there over an hour.

1255
01:14:41,900 --> 01:14:46,894
Yes, I've had stomach issues for years
from all the drinking I used to do.

1256
01:14:47,300 --> 01:14:48,972
It's called diverticulitis,

1257
01:14:49,140 --> 01:14:53,053
and the doctor says I should probably
have a section of my colon removed.

1258
01:14:53,220 --> 01:14:54,619
I don't really like that idea.

1259
01:15:17,500 --> 01:15:20,970
So from 2:30 p.m.
to 3:30 p.m., give or take,

1260
01:15:21,180 --> 01:15:22,738
you were

1261
01:15:24,500 --> 01:15:25,819
going to the bathroom?

1262
01:15:25,980 --> 01:15:27,015
Yes.

1263
01:15:27,180 --> 01:15:30,650
It's very tedious, but I keep
reading material with me all the time.

1264
01:15:31,020 --> 01:15:32,817
Helps pass the time.

1265
01:15:33,500 --> 01:15:35,855
After that, I found my lady friend,

1266
01:15:36,020 --> 01:15:38,932
and we rehearsed our karaoke performance.

1267
01:16:09,500 --> 01:16:10,694
Then what happens?

1268
01:16:12,380 --> 01:16:13,699
Oh, my God!

1269
01:16:15,700 --> 01:16:16,700
Look out!

1270
01:16:24,860 --> 01:16:27,579
Would you mind
washing this dirty laundry for me?

1271
01:16:27,740 --> 01:16:28,740
You got it.

1272
01:16:52,260 --> 01:16:55,536
Altogether, it was a lovely day
at the carnival.

1273
01:16:55,700 --> 01:16:57,258
Hit me with your best shot.

1274
01:17:04,140 --> 01:17:05,140
Oh!

1275
01:17:10,860 --> 01:17:15,058
Wow!
Pretty solid story, Mr. Harding.

1276
01:17:15,700 --> 01:17:18,134
The truth is easy to remember.

1277
01:17:19,180 --> 01:17:23,139
Yeah. It was almost perfect.

1278
01:17:24,300 --> 01:17:26,734
Except let me tell you
a little something about criminals.

1279
01:17:28,420 --> 01:17:31,696
They always make one stupid mistake

1280
01:17:32,180 --> 01:17:34,740
that ends up screwing up the whole plan.

1281
01:17:38,340 --> 01:17:40,615
I'm going to need you
to take a ride with me, Harding.

1282
01:18:20,540 --> 01:18:23,100
Okay, guys, let's go.
Clear the gym. Official business.

1283
01:18:23,260 --> 01:18:24,436
Come on, man. What the hell?

1284
01:18:24,460 --> 01:18:25,529
Out the back door there.

1285
01:18:25,740 --> 01:18:28,538
All right. Folks, come up.
Hurry up, let's go.

1286
01:18:41,180 --> 01:18:42,408
Let's go. Let's go.

1287
01:18:47,100 --> 01:18:49,978
Right over here. Line them up.

1288
01:19:26,540 --> 01:19:29,657
I want you to start with that man
over there, okay?

1289
01:19:29,820 --> 01:19:32,175
Get a good look at his face.

1290
01:21:01,340 --> 01:21:03,012
I don't see him.

1291
01:21:04,380 --> 01:21:05,380
What?

1292
01:21:06,540 --> 01:21:07,973
He's not here.

1293
01:21:09,580 --> 01:21:10,580
Are you sure?

1294
01:21:10,780 --> 01:21:12,054
Yep. I'm positive.

1295
01:21:12,220 --> 01:21:15,656
I got a great memory.

1296
01:21:20,140 --> 01:21:22,734
Hey! You want to have another look?

1297
01:21:22,900 --> 01:21:24,379
Not really.

1298
01:21:27,620 --> 01:21:29,053
Can I go home now?

1299
01:21:31,060 --> 01:21:32,379
Yeah.

1300
01:22:18,980 --> 01:22:19,980
Oh,

1301
01:22:20,820 --> 01:22:22,412
I thought you might not be coming.

1302
01:22:22,580 --> 01:22:24,252
Well, here I am.

1303
01:22:27,580 --> 01:22:29,571
So, what's good here, Joey?

1304
01:22:29,740 --> 01:22:31,093
Nothing, really.

1305
01:22:31,260 --> 01:22:32,409
Why do you come?

1306
01:22:32,580 --> 01:22:34,218
I like bad coffee.

1307
01:22:34,380 --> 01:22:36,018
Yes. This I understand.

1308
01:22:36,580 --> 01:22:38,571
He has all his shots.

1309
01:22:38,780 --> 01:22:42,216
Rabies, distemper, Bordetella.
He's been neutered.

1310
01:22:42,380 --> 01:22:44,098
All the papers are in the proper order.

1311
01:22:44,260 --> 01:22:45,375
You take your cut?

1312
01:22:45,580 --> 01:22:48,458
No. Not from you.

1313
01:22:49,580 --> 01:22:53,095
It is a culture's duty
to take care of its elderly.

1314
01:22:55,620 --> 01:22:58,771
It is a culture's duty
to take care of its elderly.

1315
01:23:02,940 --> 01:23:04,259
Where's the tattoo?

1316
01:23:07,980 --> 01:23:09,538
Henna, mi amigo.

1317
01:23:09,700 --> 01:23:14,694
Show the person with the worst eyes
an image he can't forget.

1318
01:23:15,100 --> 01:23:18,729
The policía will be
spinning around for years.

1319
01:23:18,900 --> 01:23:21,460
That looks like a gang tattoo to me.

1320
01:23:21,660 --> 01:23:24,300
If we can find
this artist, then we can find our perp.

1321
01:23:24,980 --> 01:23:26,572
Very impressive.

1322
01:23:26,740 --> 01:23:28,458
Eh, it's a tragedy.

1323
01:23:34,420 --> 01:23:37,617
FBI. Behind you. Six o'clock.

1324
01:23:40,820 --> 01:23:42,492
Agent Hamer,

1325
01:23:43,300 --> 01:23:45,097
would you like a bad coffee?

1326
01:23:46,820 --> 01:23:51,132
I'm a soy latte man, Mr. Harding.
I'm lactose intolerant.

1327
01:23:52,300 --> 01:23:54,018
You left that behind at evidence.

1328
01:23:57,020 --> 01:23:58,578
How did you find me?

1329
01:23:58,780 --> 01:24:00,611
Well, that's what I do.

1330
01:24:00,820 --> 01:24:02,094
I find people.

1331
01:24:08,660 --> 01:24:10,173
This is my friend, Jesus.

1332
01:24:10,700 --> 01:24:12,611
He fosters dogs.

1333
01:24:12,780 --> 01:24:14,771
Special Agent Hamer, FBI.

1334
01:24:14,940 --> 01:24:17,374
Jesus Garcia. Queens.

1335
01:24:20,020 --> 01:24:24,377
Are you adopting a puppy, Mr. Harding?

1336
01:24:24,540 --> 01:24:26,610
Yes, yeah. It's for my granddaughter.

1337
01:24:26,780 --> 01:24:28,850
She made the honor roll at school.

1338
01:24:30,060 --> 01:24:31,129
That's great.

1339
01:24:31,300 --> 01:24:33,291
I love puppies.

1340
01:24:33,460 --> 01:24:34,688
You mind?

1341
01:24:34,900 --> 01:24:36,174
Uh, he might be sleeping.

1342
01:24:36,340 --> 01:24:38,808
That's okay. I won't wake him.

1343
01:24:39,460 --> 01:24:42,213
Oh, good heavens,
aren't you just the cutest little thing?

1344
01:24:42,380 --> 01:24:44,848
Let me get a look at you
with your smushy face.

1345
01:24:45,020 --> 01:24:47,215
When I was just a kid,

1346
01:24:47,860 --> 01:24:49,356
I grew up with Border Collies.

1347
01:24:49,380 --> 01:24:52,497
Oh, now that's a great breed.
I just love Border Collies.

1348
01:24:52,660 --> 01:24:55,413
Yeah, they're wonderful.

1349
01:24:55,580 --> 01:24:58,014
Yeah, come here, little guy.

1350
01:25:00,420 --> 01:25:01,569
He's a cute little fella.

1351
01:25:01,740 --> 01:25:05,210
Attaboy, come here. Come here,
little fella.

1352
01:25:05,420 --> 01:25:06,899
Yeah, come over here.

1353
01:25:08,300 --> 01:25:09,340
Ah!

1354
01:25:09,900 --> 01:25:11,891
You little son of a bitch.

1355
01:25:14,580 --> 01:25:15,916
Oh, be careful there. He's teething.

1356
01:25:15,940 --> 01:25:17,089
Yeah.

1357
01:25:17,260 --> 01:25:18,716
You have to watch
his little razor blades.

1358
01:25:18,740 --> 01:25:19,740
Thanks.

1359
01:25:20,180 --> 01:25:21,659
We don't want you to bleed to death.

1360
01:25:24,060 --> 01:25:28,099
I got to get this little guy
back to the house

1361
01:25:28,260 --> 01:25:30,251
before my granddaughter
gets out of school.

1362
01:25:30,420 --> 01:25:32,092
What a nice surprise for her.

1363
01:25:32,260 --> 01:25:33,773
It'll knock her socks off.

1364
01:25:33,940 --> 01:25:36,090
Do you have a dog now, Agent Hamer?

1365
01:25:36,260 --> 01:25:37,852
No. It's my job.

1366
01:25:38,020 --> 01:25:39,897
Long hours.

1367
01:25:40,060 --> 01:25:41,413
I couldn't do that to an animal.

1368
01:25:41,580 --> 01:25:44,572
All right. Let's get
this little fella to his new home.

1369
01:25:51,420 --> 01:25:54,298
You boys are killing me with these quar...

1370
01:26:04,540 --> 01:26:06,815
Someone just dropped off
this present.

1371
01:26:10,300 --> 01:26:11,300
Whoa!

1372
01:26:15,780 --> 01:26:17,736
Big piece.

1373
01:26:17,900 --> 01:26:19,413
Cut them up.

1374
01:26:26,140 --> 01:26:29,815
"Everyone deserves a piece of the pie."

1375
01:26:45,620 --> 01:26:46,620
Ow!

1376
01:26:48,020 --> 01:26:49,419
Sorry, Mr. Garner.

1377
01:26:50,020 --> 01:26:51,420
Thought you were tougher than that.

1378
01:26:51,500 --> 01:26:52,500
I'm not tough.

1379
01:26:52,700 --> 01:26:54,531
I'm a very sensitive person.

1380
01:26:55,180 --> 01:26:56,818
I'm going to be honest with you.

1381
01:26:57,100 --> 01:26:59,136
I don't really want to die today.

1382
01:26:59,340 --> 01:27:00,375
That's a new one.

1383
01:27:00,540 --> 01:27:03,691
But, if I do, I just want to say

1384
01:27:03,860 --> 01:27:07,216
that you've been a terrific roommate
and friend for...

1385
01:27:08,380 --> 01:27:09,529
25 years.

1386
01:27:09,980 --> 01:27:12,335
25 years? It's been that long?

1387
01:27:12,500 --> 01:27:14,331
Seems like 25 days, doesn't it?

1388
01:27:14,500 --> 01:27:15,535
Yeah, it does.

1389
01:27:15,700 --> 01:27:17,531
Underwater.

1390
01:27:17,980 --> 01:27:19,299
Good one.

1391
01:27:19,460 --> 01:27:22,179
All right, gentlemen. Here we go.

1392
01:27:30,220 --> 01:27:31,539
They say in life...

1393
01:27:31,740 --> 01:27:33,059
Come here!

1394
01:27:33,220 --> 01:27:37,896
...if you're lucky,
you get a couple of great friends.

1395
01:27:39,220 --> 01:27:42,895
The people who are right with you
to the end.

1396
01:27:43,500 --> 01:27:48,016
You grow old together,
see it all together, do it all together,

1397
01:27:48,180 --> 01:27:51,377
laugh and cry together.

1398
01:27:52,340 --> 01:27:55,377
Al Garner was one of those guys for me.

1399
01:27:57,740 --> 01:28:01,574
There will not be many men like him.

1400
01:28:01,740 --> 01:28:05,369
Willing to risk all for others.

1401
01:28:05,540 --> 01:28:07,770
Give you a kind word

1402
01:28:07,940 --> 01:28:09,259
or a kidney.

1403
01:28:09,420 --> 01:28:11,888
And complain about it
every step of the way.

1404
01:28:12,060 --> 01:28:13,236
That's you.

1405
01:28:13,260 --> 01:28:15,330
That's not altogether true.

1406
01:28:18,420 --> 01:28:19,648
- Annie.
- Yes.

1407
01:28:19,820 --> 01:28:20,935
He's your problem now.

1408
01:28:21,100 --> 01:28:22,100
Thanks.

1409
01:28:22,260 --> 01:28:27,095
Good luck. May you enjoy every minute
of every moment you have.

1410
01:28:27,300 --> 01:28:28,300
We love you.

1411
01:28:29,020 --> 01:28:30,738
We love you too, young man.

1412
01:28:30,900 --> 01:28:32,219
Cheers! Cheers, everyone.

1413
01:28:32,380 --> 01:28:33,380
Cheers!

1414
01:28:33,540 --> 01:28:36,060
Let's give it up for the wedding party!

1415
01:29:19,180 --> 01:29:22,138
I'm gonna revise my estimate, Joey.

1416
01:29:22,300 --> 01:29:23,779
How's that?

1417
01:29:24,660 --> 01:29:26,491
I may be around another 20 years.

1418
01:29:26,660 --> 01:29:28,571
Not with Al's kidney.

1419
01:29:28,740 --> 01:29:31,015
That's 10 years, tops.

1420
01:29:31,180 --> 01:29:32,932
Close enough. I'll take it.

1421
01:29:33,780 --> 01:29:35,452
Here he comes.

1422
01:29:36,180 --> 01:29:37,180
What's the matter?

1423
01:29:37,340 --> 01:29:41,015
My face is killing me.
I never had to smile so much in my life.

1424
01:29:41,180 --> 01:29:43,853
So? What's it like?

1425
01:29:44,020 --> 01:29:45,248
What's what like?

1426
01:29:45,460 --> 01:29:47,974
Being married, dummy.

1427
01:29:48,140 --> 01:29:50,608
I don't know how any of this happened.

1428
01:29:50,780 --> 01:29:53,613
I mean, I don't even remember proposing.

1429
01:29:53,780 --> 01:29:58,012
I mean, I feel like a raccoon
caught in a bear trap with one leg stuck.

1430
01:29:58,220 --> 01:30:00,654
She's a terrific person.

1431
01:30:00,820 --> 01:30:03,050
I mean, she's sexy, we get it on.

1432
01:30:03,220 --> 01:30:05,370
She's a great cook.

1433
01:30:05,540 --> 01:30:07,531
She likes me the way I am.

1434
01:30:07,700 --> 01:30:09,895
I don't even like me the way I am.

1435
01:30:10,060 --> 01:30:12,290
Everything is terrific,
but I got to tell you,

1436
01:30:12,460 --> 01:30:16,817
I'm experiencing this very odd feeling.
I think it might be happiness.

1437
01:30:19,020 --> 01:30:22,330
Cheers! Your glass is officially full.

1438
01:30:24,360 --> 01:30:34,360
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