1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:01:38,933 --> 00:01:43,229 - This is an NYC6 breaking news bulletin. 4 00:01:43,521 --> 00:01:44,623 - Preliminary reports indicate 5 00:01:44,647 --> 00:01:47,358 that at least six more bodies have been found. 6 00:01:47,650 --> 00:01:49,151 Police have not released a statement, 7 00:01:49,443 --> 00:01:52,154 but witnesses claim that the murder victims were mutilated, 8 00:01:52,446 --> 00:01:55,908 and upon their chests was carved the Scar of David, 9 00:01:56,200 --> 00:01:58,119 the calling card of the Hanukiller. 10 00:01:58,410 --> 00:02:01,372 Authorities fear the Hanukiller will strike again tonight 11 00:02:01,664 --> 00:02:03,374 and urge people to stay indoors, 12 00:02:03,666 --> 00:02:05,376 for tonight is Zot Hanukkah, 13 00:02:05,668 --> 00:02:07,545 the eighth and final night of Hanukkah, 14 00:02:07,837 --> 00:02:11,382 the final seal of the high holiday season of Yom Kippur, 15 00:02:11,674 --> 00:02:13,634 and it's considered the time to repent, 16 00:02:13,926 --> 00:02:14,926 out of love of God. 17 00:02:15,010 --> 00:02:16,010 In other news... 18 00:04:51,166 --> 00:04:53,502 - Obie. 19 00:04:53,794 --> 00:04:56,297 Obie. 20 00:04:57,923 --> 00:04:58,923 Obie. 21 00:04:59,174 --> 00:05:00,634 Obediah, where are you? 22 00:05:00,926 --> 00:05:01,468 Where are you? 23 00:05:01,760 --> 00:05:03,721 Come, come to me. 24 00:05:04,013 --> 00:05:07,808 Come to me. 25 00:05:08,100 --> 00:05:12,229 Obie? 26 00:05:12,521 --> 00:05:18,319 Obie, Obie! 27 00:05:29,872 --> 00:05:35,669 - Sit, sit. 28 00:05:42,009 --> 00:05:47,890 Here. 29 00:06:04,239 --> 00:06:09,620 - Obie! 30 00:06:09,912 --> 00:06:11,538 Come to me! 31 00:06:11,830 --> 00:06:12,830 Obie, come to me! 32 00:06:13,040 --> 00:06:14,249 Come to Mommy. 33 00:06:14,541 --> 00:06:20,672 Come to Mommy! 34 00:06:20,964 --> 00:06:23,217 Obediah! 35 00:06:23,509 --> 00:06:25,135 Come to me. 36 00:06:25,427 --> 00:06:27,346 Come to me. 37 00:06:27,638 --> 00:06:33,435 Come to me! 38 00:06:47,741 --> 00:06:53,622 - For you, only for you. 39 00:07:08,720 --> 00:07:09,263 - Knife! 40 00:07:09,555 --> 00:07:11,640 Step away from the kid! 41 00:09:46,003 --> 00:09:47,443 - What's up with your hair? 42 00:09:47,504 --> 00:09:49,548 You're like a werewolf. 43 00:09:52,968 --> 00:09:54,720 - American werewolf in your hiney. 44 00:09:57,222 --> 00:09:58,515 - You wish. 45 00:09:58,807 --> 00:09:59,807 It's fuckin' freezing. 46 00:09:59,933 --> 00:10:01,310 Why don't you put the top up? 47 00:10:01,602 --> 00:10:04,354 - Why you take your fuckin' top off, Amanda? 48 00:10:04,646 --> 00:10:06,690 - Why don't you take it off for me, Steven? 49 00:10:06,982 --> 00:10:09,860 - All right, don't mind if I do. 50 00:10:12,487 --> 00:10:13,989 All right. 51 00:10:14,281 --> 00:10:15,991 Yeah. - Told you, 52 00:10:16,283 --> 00:10:17,909 Aunt Flo is visiting. 53 00:10:18,201 --> 00:10:19,201 - Aunt Flo? 54 00:10:19,411 --> 00:10:20,495 Who's Aunt Flo? 55 00:10:20,787 --> 00:10:21,787 Fuck Aunt Flo. 56 00:10:21,913 --> 00:10:24,249 - Aunt Flo! 57 00:10:24,541 --> 00:10:25,709 - Got it, don't care. 58 00:10:26,001 --> 00:10:27,461 - Oh! 59 00:10:27,753 --> 00:10:28,753 Good. 60 00:10:28,962 --> 00:10:33,216 It's time for you to earn your living. 61 00:10:33,508 --> 00:10:35,010 - No strings attached. 62 00:10:35,302 --> 00:10:41,141 - Just go around it. 63 00:10:47,689 --> 00:10:51,777 Ah, yeah. 64 00:10:53,362 --> 00:10:56,823 Oh put your pee pee in me, just do it, just do it. 65 00:11:16,635 --> 00:11:17,635 - It's open. 66 00:11:22,516 --> 00:11:23,892 - Where's Josh? 67 00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:25,936 - In the shower. 68 00:11:26,228 --> 00:11:28,480 - Why? 69 00:11:28,772 --> 00:11:29,773 - Because we fucked. 70 00:11:31,650 --> 00:11:33,210 What kind of a stupid question is that? 71 00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:35,737 - But why are we letting him bail on the party? 72 00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:38,782 - Well, it's either a nice Hanukkah dinner 73 00:11:39,074 --> 00:11:40,194 with his girlfriend's mother 74 00:11:40,409 --> 00:11:43,412 or a wild booze-soaked fuck fest. 75 00:11:43,704 --> 00:11:48,125 You try convincin' Super Jew to come with us. 76 00:11:48,417 --> 00:11:50,001 - What's up, David? 77 00:11:50,293 --> 00:11:52,504 Kickin' it with the heathen, I see. 78 00:11:52,796 --> 00:11:54,548 - Yes, I'm a bad Jew. 79 00:11:54,840 --> 00:11:58,176 - That's okay. 80 00:11:58,468 --> 00:12:00,262 Even a bad Jew serves God. 81 00:12:00,554 --> 00:12:06,351 - Yes, I'm a bad example for the rest of the Jews. 82 00:12:06,643 --> 00:12:08,163 David and I were actually just talking 83 00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:09,595 about how you're pussy-whipped 84 00:12:09,771 --> 00:12:12,357 and ditching your friends, tonight. 85 00:12:12,649 --> 00:12:14,901 - Wait, you said that about me? 86 00:12:15,193 --> 00:12:18,739 Now I'll have to go just to prove you wrong. 87 00:12:20,991 --> 00:12:23,160 - Nice fuckin' bathrobe. 88 00:12:23,452 --> 00:12:25,829 - So you're letting Rachel drag you 89 00:12:26,121 --> 00:12:27,831 to her mom's place for dinner, huh? 90 00:12:28,123 --> 00:12:32,627 - Actually, Mrs. Horowitz called and invited me personally. 91 00:12:32,919 --> 00:12:34,119 Rachel didn't even want to go. 92 00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:38,425 - Yeah, Rachel's mom adores Josh. 93 00:12:38,717 --> 00:12:40,719 It's like he's so Jewish 94 00:12:41,011 --> 00:12:44,973 that it negates the fact that he's black. 95 00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:47,476 - You know, I don't know what the best part about living 96 00:12:47,768 --> 00:12:51,104 with you is, the fact that you're a racist 97 00:12:51,396 --> 00:12:54,775 or that you're a self-hating Jew. 98 00:12:55,066 --> 00:12:57,027 - Maybe it's 'cause I wear pants. 99 00:12:57,319 --> 00:12:59,446 Go put some fuckin' pants on. 100 00:12:59,738 --> 00:13:03,867 Walkin' around like a flasher. 101 00:13:04,159 --> 00:13:06,578 It's weird, right? 102 00:13:06,870 --> 00:13:08,747 - Oh, a little, um, 103 00:13:09,039 --> 00:13:13,794 so Josh and Rachel are getting pretty serious, huh? 104 00:13:16,254 --> 00:13:16,797 - Oh my God, 105 00:13:17,088 --> 00:13:18,088 you're jealous. - What? 106 00:13:18,256 --> 00:13:19,549 No, dude, I'm just... 107 00:13:19,841 --> 00:13:20,550 - No, I get it. 108 00:13:20,842 --> 00:13:23,553 Mrs. Horowitz never really gave you a chance. 109 00:13:23,845 --> 00:13:26,723 And usually when a girl's mom doesn't like you, 110 00:13:27,015 --> 00:13:28,683 it makes them want you more, 111 00:13:28,975 --> 00:13:30,936 like a forbidden fruit. 112 00:13:31,228 --> 00:13:32,646 But too late now. 113 00:13:34,189 --> 00:13:36,358 Once you go black, 114 00:13:36,650 --> 00:13:37,901 well, in this case, it's Josh, 115 00:13:38,193 --> 00:13:41,988 but she's not going back. 116 00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:45,784 Even circumcised, it's probably huge. 117 00:13:46,076 --> 00:13:48,537 - Didn't you say that Rachel didn't want to go tonight? 118 00:13:48,829 --> 00:13:54,626 - No, Rachel wanted to go to the party, but Josh sucks. 119 00:15:10,702 --> 00:15:13,288 - What are you doing? 120 00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:19,711 Can you... 121 00:15:22,505 --> 00:15:24,341 What are you doing? 122 00:15:24,633 --> 00:15:26,718 What are you gonna do? 123 00:15:28,303 --> 00:15:30,347 Please let me go. 124 00:15:30,639 --> 00:15:34,768 Please, please, please. 125 00:15:38,063 --> 00:15:44,694 Help me! 126 00:15:44,986 --> 00:15:48,365 Help me, please! 127 00:15:48,657 --> 00:15:52,744 Let me go. 128 00:15:53,036 --> 00:15:58,708 Let me go, please, let me. 129 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:00,752 Come on, come on! 130 00:16:10,512 --> 00:16:14,599 Um, hello, um, 131 00:16:14,891 --> 00:16:17,644 can you, um, can you take this off? 132 00:16:17,936 --> 00:16:19,396 This is hurting. 133 00:16:19,688 --> 00:16:23,942 Um, hello, can you look at me? 134 00:16:24,234 --> 00:16:27,696 Um, what are you doing? 135 00:16:27,988 --> 00:16:29,948 What are you doing to me? 136 00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:32,492 Please let me go. 137 00:16:32,784 --> 00:16:36,121 I want to go home! 138 00:16:36,413 --> 00:16:40,000 I want to go home! 139 00:16:40,291 --> 00:16:42,627 Please let me outta here! 140 00:16:42,919 --> 00:16:45,797 Please, this is hurting me! 141 00:16:46,089 --> 00:16:49,342 Please let me go home, please! 142 00:16:49,634 --> 00:16:52,303 Please, please. 143 00:16:52,595 --> 00:16:54,347 Please let me go. 144 00:16:54,639 --> 00:16:55,639 Can you look at me? 145 00:16:55,890 --> 00:16:56,890 Can you look at me? 146 00:16:57,142 --> 00:16:57,684 Can you look at me? 147 00:16:57,976 --> 00:16:59,894 Just look at me. 148 00:17:00,186 --> 00:17:01,521 Why, what are you doing? 149 00:17:01,813 --> 00:17:04,774 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 150 00:17:05,066 --> 00:17:06,443 please don't, no, no! 151 00:17:16,202 --> 00:17:17,746 No, okay, okay, I'm sorry. 152 00:17:18,038 --> 00:17:21,458 I'll, I'll stop, I'll stop, I'll stop, I'll stop. 153 00:17:48,151 --> 00:17:50,028 - Joshua, hello. 154 00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:51,780 - Hello, Mrs. Horowitz. 155 00:17:52,072 --> 00:17:53,239 Is Rachel already here? 156 00:17:53,531 --> 00:17:55,700 I couldn't get her on the phone and... 157 00:17:55,992 --> 00:17:56,534 - I know. 158 00:17:56,826 --> 00:18:01,414 She phoned to let us know she wouldn't be joining us. 159 00:18:01,706 --> 00:18:07,504 But you're still staying for dinner, right? 160 00:18:10,757 --> 00:18:12,717 - I, yeah, I guess, 161 00:18:13,009 --> 00:18:16,387 if you still want me to. 162 00:18:16,679 --> 00:18:18,973 - Totally. 163 00:18:21,893 --> 00:18:23,061 - Okay. 164 00:18:35,115 --> 00:18:38,034 - So, wait, you didn't even tell Josh you're coming 165 00:18:38,326 --> 00:18:39,661 to the party? 166 00:18:39,953 --> 00:18:41,273 - I'm sure after a couple glasses 167 00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:47,252 of Manischewitz with my mom, he'll get the picture. 168 00:18:53,508 --> 00:18:56,886 - You see it? 169 00:18:57,178 --> 00:19:02,934 They're fucking. 170 00:19:05,145 --> 00:19:06,396 Are you serious? 171 00:19:06,688 --> 00:19:08,273 What happened to Melissa? 172 00:19:08,565 --> 00:19:10,358 - Fuck Melissa. 173 00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:13,611 - Rachel's not even gay. 174 00:19:13,903 --> 00:19:19,701 - You're gay. 175 00:19:22,996 --> 00:19:25,415 - Okay. 176 00:19:25,707 --> 00:19:27,000 - What are you doing? 177 00:19:27,292 --> 00:19:28,793 - I'm calling Josh. 178 00:19:29,085 --> 00:19:30,085 - Why? 179 00:19:30,211 --> 00:19:35,133 - Because we're all trying to fuck his girlfriend. 180 00:19:41,222 --> 00:19:42,682 - Don't worry, hon, 181 00:19:42,974 --> 00:19:46,186 David and Judy are the only ones who stand a chance. 182 00:19:46,477 --> 00:19:49,898 And Josh, he wouldn't even know what you're talking about, 183 00:19:50,190 --> 00:19:52,901 because he doesn't even want to fuck his girlfriend. 184 00:19:53,193 --> 00:19:55,445 He's waiting to fuck his wife. 185 00:19:56,571 --> 00:20:02,327 And that ain't gonna be me. 186 00:20:03,077 --> 00:20:06,206 - What are you guys talkin' about? 187 00:20:06,497 --> 00:20:09,000 - Adam wants to call Josh. 188 00:20:09,292 --> 00:20:12,337 - Yeah, you remember Josh, right? 189 00:20:12,629 --> 00:20:15,548 - Yeah. 190 00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:18,801 Yeah, definitely call Josh. 191 00:20:19,093 --> 00:20:22,347 He should come. 192 00:20:22,639 --> 00:20:24,641 It is, uh, it's a two-hour drive, though. 193 00:20:24,933 --> 00:20:30,104 Do you really think he wants to do that by himself? 194 00:20:30,396 --> 00:20:32,273 - Well, he was invited. 195 00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:34,567 He just didn't wanna come. 196 00:20:34,859 --> 00:20:38,446 - Case closed. 197 00:20:38,738 --> 00:20:42,158 - So Rachel and Josh haven't even sealed the deal yet? 198 00:20:42,450 --> 00:20:43,952 That's crazy. 199 00:20:44,244 --> 00:20:46,663 How long have they been together? 200 00:20:46,955 --> 00:20:49,082 Is he like a virgin or something? 201 00:20:49,374 --> 00:20:51,542 - That would make a lot of sense. 202 00:21:02,387 --> 00:21:03,805 - Fuckin' move before I pee myself. 203 00:21:04,097 --> 00:21:05,950 - You got the fuckin' the bladder of a nine-years-old girl. 204 00:21:05,974 --> 00:21:09,352 - You have tit of a nine-year-old boy. 205 00:21:09,644 --> 00:21:10,644 Move! 206 00:21:12,814 --> 00:21:14,190 - Ah, you pee so much. 207 00:21:40,341 --> 00:21:41,341 - Hold on. 208 00:21:43,511 --> 00:21:45,346 - Fuckin' whore! 209 00:21:45,638 --> 00:21:47,223 - Yo, is there a fuckin' problem here? 210 00:21:47,515 --> 00:21:49,517 - This fuckin' prostitute is my problem. 211 00:21:49,809 --> 00:21:53,604 - Ladies, please! 212 00:21:53,896 --> 00:21:54,896 There is enough papochka 213 00:21:55,023 --> 00:21:57,984 to go around for everyone, huh? 214 00:21:58,276 --> 00:21:58,818 See? 215 00:21:59,110 --> 00:22:01,988 - Judy, get back in the car. 216 00:22:02,280 --> 00:22:04,615 - We're all friends. 217 00:22:07,952 --> 00:22:12,457 - Friends, friends, friends. 218 00:22:12,749 --> 00:22:15,001 - Jeez. 219 00:22:15,293 --> 00:22:16,813 - Hey, comrade, there was nobody here, 220 00:22:17,045 --> 00:22:18,230 so I helped myself of the key, okay? 221 00:22:18,254 --> 00:22:22,717 - Excuse me, do you know where this is? 222 00:22:23,009 --> 00:22:24,510 - I know where this is! 223 00:22:24,802 --> 00:22:25,802 Is Ian's party. 224 00:22:25,887 --> 00:22:26,554 I go there, too. 225 00:22:26,846 --> 00:22:27,513 - You're going to the party? 226 00:22:27,805 --> 00:22:28,348 - Yes. 227 00:22:28,639 --> 00:22:30,199 - Are you going with Boris and Natasha? 228 00:22:30,266 --> 00:22:32,727 - Yes, I am. 229 00:22:33,019 --> 00:22:36,689 - What the fuck is she doing? 230 00:22:36,981 --> 00:22:38,983 - Just follow me. - Okay. 231 00:22:39,275 --> 00:22:41,027 Thanks for nothing. 232 00:22:41,319 --> 00:22:46,491 Let's go. - Let's go. 233 00:22:46,783 --> 00:22:50,036 - Hey, guys, guess who's coming to the party. 234 00:22:50,328 --> 00:22:52,914 - Hey, they're going to the party, too. 235 00:22:53,206 --> 00:22:54,206 - Gonna be great. 236 00:22:54,374 --> 00:22:54,916 - No way! 237 00:22:55,208 --> 00:22:57,710 No, you're not invited them to Ian's. 238 00:22:58,002 --> 00:22:59,002 - Shut the fuck up. 239 00:22:59,128 --> 00:23:00,128 I did not invite them. 240 00:23:00,254 --> 00:23:01,964 They were already going. 241 00:23:02,256 --> 00:23:04,342 - Hey, don't tell her to shut the fuck up. 242 00:23:06,511 --> 00:23:10,264 - They drove two hour from the city. 243 00:23:10,556 --> 00:23:12,016 - They drove two hours. 244 00:23:13,309 --> 00:23:14,309 - Two hours? 245 00:23:14,352 --> 00:23:17,438 Aw, you are so caring for them. 246 00:23:21,025 --> 00:23:22,127 - Nina, quit being a bitch, let's just go. 247 00:23:22,151 --> 00:23:23,694 You don't have to talk to them. 248 00:23:23,986 --> 00:23:25,154 Come on! 249 00:23:25,446 --> 00:23:26,526 - No, you have two choices. 250 00:23:26,572 --> 00:23:27,907 You either tell them to fuck off, 251 00:23:28,199 --> 00:23:29,409 or you're taking me home now! 252 00:23:29,700 --> 00:23:30,785 - Wrong! 253 00:23:31,077 --> 00:23:32,077 I have a third choice. 254 00:23:32,161 --> 00:23:34,539 I tell you to fuck off! 255 00:23:46,217 --> 00:23:48,928 - Are we just gonna leave her here? 256 00:23:49,220 --> 00:23:52,306 - Well, we could pick her up. 257 00:23:52,598 --> 00:23:55,143 - Let's vote on it. 258 00:23:55,435 --> 00:23:56,102 - Nay. 259 00:23:56,394 --> 00:23:58,938 Nope! 260 00:23:59,230 --> 00:24:01,691 - I just didn't want to be a cunt first. 261 00:24:01,983 --> 00:24:02,983 Nay. 262 00:24:03,151 --> 00:24:04,444 - You guys are fucked up. 263 00:24:07,655 --> 00:24:13,411 - Bye, Felicia. 264 00:24:37,643 --> 00:24:41,481 - Hey, Yuri left me at the gas station, 265 00:24:41,772 --> 00:24:43,733 and my purse is still in the car. 266 00:24:44,025 --> 00:24:46,360 I have no money. 267 00:24:46,652 --> 00:24:52,408 Call me as soon as you get this. 268 00:25:14,764 --> 00:25:18,017 - Some fuckin' gay bathhouse. 269 00:25:18,309 --> 00:25:21,562 - There's room on the couch if you guys wanna sit down. 270 00:25:21,854 --> 00:25:23,147 - You should have brought Nina. 271 00:25:23,439 --> 00:25:25,149 - No! 272 00:25:25,441 --> 00:25:29,570 I still have the other. 273 00:25:29,862 --> 00:25:31,142 Don't disrespect Nina like that. 274 00:25:31,322 --> 00:25:33,157 Show some respect. 275 00:25:33,449 --> 00:25:37,203 - Hey, what's up, guys? 276 00:25:38,329 --> 00:25:38,996 - Nothing is up, 277 00:25:39,288 --> 00:25:41,082 'cause this is a fucking sausage fest. 278 00:25:41,374 --> 00:25:41,916 - I know, I know. 279 00:25:42,208 --> 00:25:42,792 I made some phone calls. 280 00:25:43,084 --> 00:25:43,793 Don't worry. - Oh. 281 00:25:44,085 --> 00:25:46,212 The boy made phone calls, oh. 282 00:25:46,504 --> 00:25:48,089 - Where's Nina? 283 00:25:51,467 --> 00:25:53,386 - See, your fallback plans 284 00:25:53,678 --> 00:25:58,224 in case it's a sausage buffet. 285 00:25:58,516 --> 00:26:03,604 - Yeah, your kind of buffet, oi. 286 00:26:10,861 --> 00:26:12,822 - Hey, guys, where's Josh? 287 00:26:13,114 --> 00:26:14,865 - He couldn't make it. 288 00:26:15,157 --> 00:26:15,700 - Bullshit. 289 00:26:15,992 --> 00:26:19,787 Get his ass down here. 290 00:26:20,079 --> 00:26:22,456 - Right, 'cause that's what this party needs. 291 00:26:22,748 --> 00:26:27,461 More cock! 292 00:26:27,753 --> 00:26:28,753 - That was great. 293 00:26:28,963 --> 00:26:30,756 Rachel doesn't know what she missed. 294 00:26:31,048 --> 00:26:33,801 - She does tend to take things for granted, 295 00:26:34,093 --> 00:26:36,512 a pitfall of youth. 296 00:26:42,643 --> 00:26:48,357 I have a confession to make. 297 00:26:48,649 --> 00:26:52,486 I knew Rachel would not come tonight. 298 00:26:52,778 --> 00:26:55,698 I know my daughter very well, 299 00:26:55,990 --> 00:27:01,746 the advantage of experience. 300 00:27:04,040 --> 00:27:08,794 So tell me, Josh, how serious are you and Rachel? 301 00:27:09,086 --> 00:27:14,925 - Serious, very serious. 302 00:27:15,217 --> 00:27:18,262 - When Mr. Horowitz passed away, 303 00:27:18,554 --> 00:27:20,389 it was very difficult for me. 304 00:27:20,681 --> 00:27:25,561 I almost thought of selling this house. 305 00:27:25,853 --> 00:27:31,651 It's very, very lonely here. 306 00:27:33,819 --> 00:27:36,280 - I can't sleep with you. 307 00:27:36,572 --> 00:27:38,282 - What? 308 00:27:38,574 --> 00:27:39,574 Leviticus 20:14, 309 00:27:39,825 --> 00:27:44,705 "And if a man take a wife and her mother, it is wickedness." 310 00:27:44,997 --> 00:27:49,335 - Take a wife and her mother? 311 00:27:49,627 --> 00:27:54,256 - You know, take her. 312 00:27:54,548 --> 00:27:58,344 - All right, Joshua, I know what you meant. 313 00:27:58,636 --> 00:28:01,180 I'm familiar with Leviticus. 314 00:28:01,472 --> 00:28:03,391 - I haven't even slept with Rachel. 315 00:28:03,683 --> 00:28:05,643 I'm waiting until I'm married. 316 00:28:05,935 --> 00:28:08,104 I mean, of course, I'd love to bed you right now. 317 00:28:08,396 --> 00:28:11,774 That, that would be great, 318 00:28:12,066 --> 00:28:17,905 but staying with the spirit of the law. 319 00:28:18,197 --> 00:28:24,662 - Joshua, I am not trying to seduce you. 320 00:28:24,954 --> 00:28:26,247 I wanted to tell you, 321 00:28:26,539 --> 00:28:28,791 if you intend on marrying my daughter, 322 00:28:29,083 --> 00:28:32,128 I would make a wedding gift of this house. 323 00:28:38,175 --> 00:28:41,512 No more wine for you. 324 00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:48,644 - Oh God. 325 00:28:49,770 --> 00:28:52,106 - I'm pretty sure they're gonna notice the only two girls 326 00:28:52,398 --> 00:28:54,108 at the party are missing. 327 00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:55,400 - Yeah, well, I told Ian 328 00:28:55,443 --> 00:28:57,653 that we're using his sister's bathroom. 329 00:28:57,945 --> 00:28:59,625 He thinks I'm going to call my girlfriends 330 00:28:59,905 --> 00:29:01,133 and have 'em come to the party. 331 00:29:01,157 --> 00:29:01,866 Yeah, right. 332 00:29:02,158 --> 00:29:04,952 - What girlfriends? 333 00:29:07,997 --> 00:29:13,794 - This bitch has her own wardrobe rack. 334 00:29:15,337 --> 00:29:17,339 Hello. 335 00:29:17,631 --> 00:29:19,550 Yes! 336 00:29:19,842 --> 00:29:22,178 - I think Ian's sister might mind you going 337 00:29:22,470 --> 00:29:24,305 through all her shit. 338 00:29:24,597 --> 00:29:26,891 - Uh, as much as she'd mind you putting your boots 339 00:29:27,183 --> 00:29:28,183 on her pillow. 340 00:29:33,814 --> 00:29:35,065 Whore! 341 00:29:35,357 --> 00:29:37,401 I mean, come on. 342 00:29:37,693 --> 00:29:40,738 Oh yes, come on, let's try some shit on. 343 00:29:41,030 --> 00:29:42,531 - Mm, no. - Yes! 344 00:29:42,823 --> 00:29:44,658 - Mm, no. - Ah! 345 00:29:44,950 --> 00:29:47,495 Bingo, bitch. 346 00:29:47,787 --> 00:29:50,372 - That dress looks a little too small for you. 347 00:29:50,664 --> 00:29:52,833 What, is Ian's sister like 12? 348 00:29:53,125 --> 00:29:54,685 - Like a 12-year-old could afford this. 349 00:29:54,919 --> 00:29:56,170 She's our age. 350 00:29:56,462 --> 00:29:58,881 But she's not thinner than I am. 351 00:29:59,173 --> 00:30:00,173 - Right. 352 00:30:00,257 --> 00:30:03,677 - Yes. 353 00:30:03,969 --> 00:30:07,515 - Yeah, great, let me help you with this. 354 00:30:07,807 --> 00:30:09,308 - Okay. 355 00:30:09,600 --> 00:30:13,562 Yes. 356 00:30:13,854 --> 00:30:15,272 Let's do this. 357 00:30:15,564 --> 00:30:17,650 Try something on, come on. 358 00:30:17,942 --> 00:30:19,485 Yes. 359 00:30:19,777 --> 00:30:22,071 This one. 360 00:30:23,322 --> 00:30:23,864 - Mm? - Yes. 361 00:30:24,156 --> 00:30:24,698 - No, no. 362 00:30:24,990 --> 00:30:26,242 - It's so fucking cute. 363 00:30:26,534 --> 00:30:28,053 What are you talking about? - Not really. 364 00:30:28,077 --> 00:30:28,786 - Here, what about this? 365 00:30:29,078 --> 00:30:31,080 - Mm, no, it's too small, no. 366 00:30:31,372 --> 00:30:32,832 - It's not too fuckin' small. 367 00:30:33,123 --> 00:30:33,624 - Yeah, it is. 368 00:30:33,916 --> 00:30:36,126 - Fuck off! - Try another one. 369 00:30:36,418 --> 00:30:38,170 - Yuck, gross. 370 00:30:38,462 --> 00:30:39,129 - Yeah. 371 00:30:39,421 --> 00:30:40,673 - What a whore. 372 00:30:40,965 --> 00:30:43,467 - No. 373 00:30:43,759 --> 00:30:45,511 - Nice, okay. 374 00:30:45,803 --> 00:30:46,803 Yes. 375 00:30:47,054 --> 00:30:48,889 - Mm, no. 376 00:30:57,147 --> 00:31:01,485 No, no, no, no. 377 00:31:03,529 --> 00:31:05,239 - I'm, I'm not into girls. 378 00:31:05,531 --> 00:31:11,287 - That's not what you said in the car. 379 00:31:16,876 --> 00:31:22,464 You told Adam that David and Judy have a shot. 380 00:31:25,092 --> 00:31:26,510 - I was joking. 381 00:31:26,802 --> 00:31:29,722 - Come on, hook me up. 382 00:31:30,014 --> 00:31:32,766 - Do you think I'm a slut? 383 00:31:33,058 --> 00:31:34,058 - Yeah. 384 00:31:44,153 --> 00:31:49,909 What? 385 00:31:51,744 --> 00:31:58,125 - I was joking. 386 00:32:02,338 --> 00:32:03,631 - Come on. 387 00:32:03,923 --> 00:32:06,675 Just hook me up one time. 388 00:32:06,967 --> 00:32:12,723 - Yuck, gross. 389 00:32:22,191 --> 00:32:24,443 You smell like Patron in here. 390 00:32:24,735 --> 00:32:26,737 Slut. 391 00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:59,269 - Not a single lesson. 392 00:32:59,561 --> 00:33:02,022 - Good, that's good. 393 00:33:02,314 --> 00:33:03,649 What are you, wizard? 394 00:33:03,941 --> 00:33:05,109 Are you Harry Potter? 395 00:33:05,401 --> 00:33:06,527 Show me mark, show me mark. 396 00:33:06,819 --> 00:33:08,237 Oh, is no mark. 397 00:33:08,529 --> 00:33:09,780 Drink, drink. - Oh, no. 398 00:33:10,072 --> 00:33:10,614 - This will give you mark. 399 00:33:10,906 --> 00:33:11,448 Drink! 400 00:33:11,740 --> 00:33:13,617 Oh yes, papa. 401 00:33:13,909 --> 00:33:17,496 Good, good, you're ready for party now. 402 00:33:20,249 --> 00:33:21,249 Oi, no hope for you. 403 00:33:48,485 --> 00:33:50,988 - Hey, buddy, she's not home. 404 00:33:51,280 --> 00:33:52,800 I don't know who this tattoo chick is, 405 00:33:52,865 --> 00:33:55,951 but Cheryl's gonna be pissed when she gets back. 406 00:33:56,243 --> 00:33:57,243 I'm not judgin'. 407 00:33:57,369 --> 00:33:58,912 Leave your curtains opened, 408 00:33:59,204 --> 00:34:01,248 fuckin' askin' to be a star. 409 00:34:08,630 --> 00:34:10,883 You know, I sold her pictures to some porno voyeur site. 410 00:34:11,175 --> 00:34:13,385 So fuckin' hot. 411 00:34:13,677 --> 00:34:14,837 This is what you just missed. 412 00:34:15,012 --> 00:34:16,573 I was lucky to catch this broad dancin' around 413 00:34:16,597 --> 00:34:20,059 with her titties out. 414 00:34:20,350 --> 00:34:25,189 Fetch a pretty fuckin' penny. 415 00:34:25,481 --> 00:34:28,025 You're probably more excited about the penny, though, huh? 416 00:34:28,317 --> 00:34:28,859 Get it? 417 00:34:29,151 --> 00:34:32,738 'Cause you're a Jew. 418 00:34:33,030 --> 00:34:35,282 I was just fuckin' with ya. 419 00:34:35,574 --> 00:34:36,801 I know, I look like an asshole. 420 00:34:36,825 --> 00:34:41,830 I just got off work, a mall Santa. 421 00:34:42,122 --> 00:34:44,416 What are you like, some sort of moral Jew? 422 00:34:44,708 --> 00:34:46,788 You some sort of fuckin' Hanukkah Harry or somethin'? 423 00:34:47,002 --> 00:34:48,042 Oh, we're pullin' 'em out? 424 00:35:03,852 --> 00:35:05,854 - If your gifts and your skills are a result 425 00:35:06,146 --> 00:35:09,233 of my blood running through your veins, 426 00:35:09,525 --> 00:35:12,319 if the moon intensifies your abilities 427 00:35:12,611 --> 00:35:15,322 and sharpens your survival instincts, 428 00:35:15,614 --> 00:35:16,782 or if my mother is right, 429 00:35:17,074 --> 00:35:20,494 and it is not a biological mutation transferable 430 00:35:20,786 --> 00:35:23,497 by blood but a curse, 431 00:35:25,290 --> 00:35:27,626 in which case, I hope you still respect your place 432 00:35:27,918 --> 00:35:28,918 on the food chain! 433 00:35:38,846 --> 00:35:39,846 - Struck out? 434 00:35:50,941 --> 00:35:52,943 - Anyone else show up? 435 00:35:53,235 --> 00:35:54,403 - Nope. 436 00:35:54,695 --> 00:35:55,863 What's on? 437 00:35:56,155 --> 00:35:58,365 - It was this "Christmas Evil" 438 00:35:58,657 --> 00:36:00,534 or "Silent Night, Deadly Night." 439 00:36:00,826 --> 00:36:01,952 I went with this. 440 00:36:02,244 --> 00:36:04,746 We need more Jewish horror films. 441 00:36:05,038 --> 00:36:06,582 "The Last Synagogue on the Left," 442 00:36:06,874 --> 00:36:09,751 pray you're not one of the chosen people. 443 00:36:10,043 --> 00:36:12,838 "Gefilte Flesh," you'll bleed a latka. 444 00:36:14,506 --> 00:36:16,466 Wow, these write themselves. 445 00:36:16,758 --> 00:36:18,260 I could do this all night. 446 00:36:18,552 --> 00:36:20,721 - Please don't. 447 00:36:21,013 --> 00:36:23,932 - How long are we stuck here? 448 00:36:24,224 --> 00:36:26,476 - Well, I think David told Ian 449 00:36:26,768 --> 00:36:28,645 that we were here for the night. 450 00:36:28,937 --> 00:36:30,147 - What the fuck? 451 00:36:30,439 --> 00:36:31,624 I thought we were only gonna stay 452 00:36:31,648 --> 00:36:32,768 if the party was worthwhile. 453 00:36:32,858 --> 00:36:34,098 - Damn you, man, open up! 454 00:36:34,318 --> 00:36:35,503 - Didn't we have an escape clause 455 00:36:35,527 --> 00:36:37,279 if the party sucked? - Come on, open up. 456 00:36:37,571 --> 00:36:39,531 - Yeah, but David's our ride, 457 00:36:39,823 --> 00:36:45,621 and it doesn't suck for him. 458 00:36:52,753 --> 00:36:53,420 - But this is Ian's parents' room. 459 00:36:53,712 --> 00:36:59,051 - I know, it's the best bed in the house. 460 00:36:59,343 --> 00:37:02,512 Oh why are you so sexy? 461 00:37:05,933 --> 00:37:08,310 I'm not a slut. 462 00:37:08,602 --> 00:37:12,022 - No. 463 00:37:12,314 --> 00:37:18,111 - Okay. 464 00:37:20,614 --> 00:37:23,617 Josh could never know. - No. 465 00:37:23,909 --> 00:37:27,579 - Josh, I know my daughter can be spirited. 466 00:37:27,871 --> 00:37:31,375 Perhaps I spoiled her after her father passed. 467 00:37:31,667 --> 00:37:35,379 But I think you are good for her. 468 00:37:35,671 --> 00:37:37,547 - I'm not so sure Rachel thinks so. 469 00:37:37,839 --> 00:37:40,217 She's not even here. 470 00:37:40,509 --> 00:37:44,388 - Well, she's grown accustomed to indulging her whims, 471 00:37:44,680 --> 00:37:48,892 a custom you need to help her break. 472 00:37:49,184 --> 00:37:53,939 This jewelry has been in my family for many generations. 473 00:37:54,231 --> 00:37:57,025 There is much history in this box. 474 00:37:57,317 --> 00:38:01,196 When God led my mother safely out of Europe, 475 00:38:01,488 --> 00:38:05,367 she was wearing this ring. 476 00:38:05,659 --> 00:38:12,249 These belonged to her parents. 477 00:38:12,541 --> 00:38:18,880 And these were my great-grandparents'. 478 00:38:19,172 --> 00:38:21,008 My mother made many sacrifices 479 00:38:21,300 --> 00:38:23,760 to keep these in her possession. 480 00:38:24,052 --> 00:38:28,432 I think when you ask Rachel for her hand, 481 00:38:28,724 --> 00:38:31,601 it would mean a lot if you presented her 482 00:38:31,893 --> 00:38:37,607 with one of these rings. 483 00:38:37,899 --> 00:38:39,693 See anything you like? 484 00:38:39,985 --> 00:38:44,197 - Oh yeah, oh yeah! 485 00:38:44,489 --> 00:38:45,991 Oh God. 486 00:38:46,283 --> 00:38:48,535 Oh fuck me. 487 00:38:48,827 --> 00:38:52,080 Fuck me, fuck me, fuck me with that tiny dick! 488 00:38:52,372 --> 00:38:54,833 Oh yeah. 489 00:38:55,125 --> 00:38:58,378 Fuck me with that tiny, tiny microdick! 490 00:38:58,670 --> 00:39:00,922 Fuck with that microdick, white boy. 491 00:39:03,842 --> 00:39:05,385 I can't even fuckin' feel it. 492 00:39:05,677 --> 00:39:07,763 I can't even fuckin' feel it. 493 00:39:08,055 --> 00:39:10,098 Fuck me with that microdick. 494 00:39:10,390 --> 00:39:14,353 Yeah, fuck me, yes! 495 00:39:21,610 --> 00:39:24,404 - This party suck so bad even the fuckin' nerds left. 496 00:39:28,575 --> 00:39:31,578 - No, I call you as soon as I hear something. 497 00:39:31,870 --> 00:39:33,205 Have you seen Amanda? 498 00:39:33,497 --> 00:39:34,998 - No. 499 00:39:35,290 --> 00:39:38,794 - I told you I'll call you. 500 00:39:39,086 --> 00:39:40,606 - She's looking for her cousin Amanda. 501 00:39:40,879 --> 00:39:42,381 - Ah, very hot. 502 00:39:42,672 --> 00:39:43,757 Amanda is coming here? 503 00:39:44,049 --> 00:39:45,842 - She's supposed to. 504 00:39:46,134 --> 00:39:47,344 She's with Steve. 505 00:39:47,636 --> 00:39:49,179 You know Steve? 506 00:39:49,471 --> 00:39:51,306 So what's going on? 507 00:39:51,598 --> 00:39:52,598 - I don't know. 508 00:39:52,808 --> 00:39:54,643 No one heard from her since the last night. 509 00:39:54,935 --> 00:39:58,688 I just found out about it an hour ago, 510 00:39:58,980 --> 00:40:04,486 after I had to take cab home to pick up my car. 511 00:40:04,778 --> 00:40:05,818 If Amanda or Steve show up 512 00:40:06,071 --> 00:40:07,711 or you hear something from them, call me. 513 00:40:07,948 --> 00:40:11,284 My aunt is freaking out. 514 00:40:11,576 --> 00:40:13,161 So cute. 515 00:40:13,453 --> 00:40:19,209 - Nina. 516 00:40:19,501 --> 00:40:20,853 Next time you decide to throw a party, 517 00:40:20,877 --> 00:40:22,421 invite some single women. 518 00:40:22,712 --> 00:40:24,423 I mean, this is bullshit. 519 00:40:24,714 --> 00:40:27,259 - Oh, Yuri, who needs woman? 520 00:40:27,551 --> 00:40:30,720 Oh, oh, oh, oh! 521 00:40:31,012 --> 00:40:34,850 - Stop this. 522 00:40:38,687 --> 00:40:40,355 - I do not like this. 523 00:40:43,567 --> 00:40:45,152 Stop this, it's not funny. 524 00:40:45,444 --> 00:40:46,444 - Yeah, it's really not. 525 00:40:46,486 --> 00:40:48,405 And this is an antique, and it's my mother's. 526 00:40:48,697 --> 00:40:50,323 So if you could... 527 00:40:50,615 --> 00:40:51,615 Don't touch me. 528 00:40:51,783 --> 00:40:53,743 - Then you could play with it. 529 00:40:54,035 --> 00:40:55,035 - Let go. 530 00:40:57,164 --> 00:41:00,584 - Or you could have your mother come and play with it. 531 00:41:00,876 --> 00:41:02,127 - Stop. 532 00:41:02,419 --> 00:41:04,671 - Okay, that was funny. 533 00:41:04,963 --> 00:41:07,257 - Okay, uh, need to go and pee. 534 00:41:07,549 --> 00:41:10,218 Give me antique back. 535 00:41:10,510 --> 00:41:15,724 - Hey, you piss too much. 536 00:41:16,016 --> 00:41:18,602 Next time you have a party, invite single women. 537 00:41:35,785 --> 00:41:40,040 - I fuck you, plant. 538 00:41:40,332 --> 00:41:46,129 And I fuck you. 539 00:41:50,592 --> 00:41:56,848 I am Hebrew, the most powerful Jew in the universe. 540 00:41:57,140 --> 00:42:02,938 And I make you big pussy. 541 00:42:15,200 --> 00:42:16,200 Who opened the window? 542 00:42:16,284 --> 00:42:18,578 Fuckin' winter, it make my pee pee small. 543 00:42:30,423 --> 00:42:32,801 Mine is bigger than yours. 544 00:42:33,093 --> 00:42:33,677 You hear me. 545 00:42:33,969 --> 00:42:35,428 Mine is bigger. 546 00:42:51,903 --> 00:42:56,992 - Ivan, let's go, enough pissing! 547 00:42:57,284 --> 00:43:01,871 Ivan. 548 00:43:02,163 --> 00:43:06,126 Ivan. 549 00:43:06,418 --> 00:43:10,130 What the fuck? 550 00:43:10,422 --> 00:43:16,219 Fuck him. 551 00:43:23,310 --> 00:43:24,686 Ivan, you piece of shit, 552 00:43:24,978 --> 00:43:27,298 if you're with Nina, you might as well both kill yourselves 553 00:43:27,397 --> 00:43:30,692 and save me the trouble. 554 00:43:30,984 --> 00:43:32,744 That, ladies and gentlemen... 555 00:43:32,819 --> 00:43:34,059 - Are you threatening me? 556 00:43:34,154 --> 00:43:35,530 - Eternity of despair. 557 00:43:35,822 --> 00:43:36,990 - Man of fine fashion. 558 00:44:09,606 --> 00:44:11,024 - Hey. 559 00:44:11,316 --> 00:44:14,277 You may wanna see this. 560 00:44:14,569 --> 00:44:16,196 It's like, 561 00:44:16,488 --> 00:44:19,908 it's like the most offensive thing I've ever seen. 562 00:44:38,051 --> 00:44:44,432 No one's ever gonna believe this. 563 00:45:02,784 --> 00:45:05,245 - You must be Baby Bear. 564 00:45:05,537 --> 00:45:08,915 - Get the fuck outta my bed. 565 00:45:09,207 --> 00:45:11,376 Get the fuck outta my clothes. 566 00:45:11,668 --> 00:45:13,336 - Now we're talking. 567 00:45:13,628 --> 00:45:14,628 You first. 568 00:45:16,381 --> 00:45:18,091 - Oh. 569 00:45:18,383 --> 00:45:19,426 Who the fuck gets drunk 570 00:45:19,718 --> 00:45:21,970 and dresses up in a stranger's wardrobe? 571 00:45:22,262 --> 00:45:23,304 - In all fairness, 572 00:45:23,596 --> 00:45:26,349 I was sober when I tried your clothes on. 573 00:45:26,641 --> 00:45:32,439 I didn't start drinking until after I got in bed. 574 00:45:37,861 --> 00:45:40,989 I'm so sorry. 575 00:45:47,787 --> 00:45:50,540 It's fucking three in the afternoon. 576 00:45:50,832 --> 00:45:52,232 Why didn't someone come wake me up? 577 00:45:52,459 --> 00:45:56,296 - Sounded like someone did. 578 00:45:56,588 --> 00:45:59,966 Besides, figured you'd wanna sleep in, 579 00:46:00,258 --> 00:46:02,552 considering we're stranded here. 580 00:46:02,844 --> 00:46:04,387 - Did they leave without us? 581 00:46:04,679 --> 00:46:07,891 - No, all four of Dave's tires got slashed. 582 00:46:08,183 --> 00:46:09,184 And, uh, they just messed 583 00:46:09,476 --> 00:46:11,311 with the engine for good measure. 584 00:46:11,603 --> 00:46:13,521 - Oh no. 585 00:46:13,813 --> 00:46:15,106 - Yeah. 586 00:46:15,398 --> 00:46:17,609 They think maybe the Russians did it 587 00:46:17,901 --> 00:46:20,069 or that crazy chick they left at the gas station. 588 00:46:20,361 --> 00:46:22,280 She came by here, all bent out of shape. 589 00:46:23,865 --> 00:46:26,618 I'm going with karma, though. 590 00:46:26,910 --> 00:46:28,453 - What do we do now? 591 00:46:28,745 --> 00:46:33,708 - Well, Ian said we could crash here until tomorrow night. 592 00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:36,419 - Tomorrow night? 593 00:46:36,711 --> 00:46:41,508 - Yeah, uh, Josh is observing the Sabbath. 594 00:46:41,800 --> 00:46:42,884 It's Friday. 595 00:46:43,176 --> 00:46:47,722 He can't, you know, go out, can't drive a car, 596 00:46:48,014 --> 00:46:51,476 can't get him wet, can't eat after midnight. 597 00:46:51,768 --> 00:46:53,603 - Why doesn't he just come now? 598 00:46:53,895 --> 00:46:55,772 - He doesn't want to get stuck in traffic. 599 00:46:56,898 --> 00:46:59,234 From sundown to night, until there's three stars 600 00:46:59,526 --> 00:47:03,696 in the sky, Saturday night, he can't do anything. 601 00:47:03,988 --> 00:47:06,491 Bro's just gonna be kickin' back, 602 00:47:06,783 --> 00:47:13,414 thinkin' about God, like a good Jew. 603 00:47:13,706 --> 00:47:14,999 - Why three stars? 604 00:47:15,291 --> 00:47:15,834 - I don't know. 605 00:47:16,125 --> 00:47:17,794 They make it up. 606 00:47:18,086 --> 00:47:23,883 But it's either pay for a $200 cab ride or kick it here. 607 00:47:26,052 --> 00:47:31,975 That's what I thought. 608 00:47:35,937 --> 00:47:37,355 - Isn't this beautiful? 609 00:47:37,647 --> 00:47:40,525 It's one of my favorite places. 610 00:47:40,817 --> 00:47:43,278 It's so peaceful. 611 00:47:43,570 --> 00:47:45,613 You know, son, when people die, sometimes, 612 00:47:45,905 --> 00:47:47,031 we sing the Kaddish, 613 00:47:47,323 --> 00:47:51,452 but I think the Kaddish is a very mournful, sad song. 614 00:47:51,744 --> 00:47:53,037 I like the the Shema. 615 00:47:53,329 --> 00:47:54,998 Do you like the Shema? 616 00:47:55,290 --> 00:47:58,209 You know how to sing it? 617 00:48:20,231 --> 00:48:20,857 You did it! 618 00:48:21,149 --> 00:48:22,400 You've heard it before. 619 00:48:22,692 --> 00:48:23,943 You were great. 620 00:48:24,235 --> 00:48:26,070 You were great. 621 00:48:26,362 --> 00:48:29,240 It means God, hear our prayer. 622 00:48:29,532 --> 00:48:32,452 He keeps us safe and strong. 623 00:48:32,744 --> 00:48:34,787 Always safe when you sing the Shema, 624 00:48:35,079 --> 00:48:36,915 you're always safe. 625 00:48:49,677 --> 00:48:51,262 - What are you looking at? 626 00:48:51,554 --> 00:48:53,306 You like this? 627 00:48:53,598 --> 00:48:56,684 You sick fuck. 628 00:48:56,976 --> 00:49:00,480 You're gonna let me go? 629 00:49:00,772 --> 00:49:02,106 You're gonna let me go? 630 00:49:02,398 --> 00:49:04,442 Is that it? 631 00:49:04,734 --> 00:49:09,489 You're gonna let me go. 632 00:49:09,781 --> 00:49:12,200 What are you lookin' at? 633 00:49:39,978 --> 00:49:43,564 It's Friday, Sabbath. 634 00:50:40,788 --> 00:50:42,498 Fuck! 635 00:50:47,712 --> 00:50:53,509 Come on, come on, come on. 636 00:51:22,163 --> 00:51:27,960 Come on. 637 00:51:40,723 --> 00:51:44,185 Fuck you, motherfucker! 638 00:51:50,316 --> 00:51:56,114 Somebody help me! 639 00:51:57,657 --> 00:51:59,117 - Really? - What? 640 00:51:59,408 --> 00:52:00,576 - What the fuck? 641 00:52:00,868 --> 00:52:02,745 You need to get them the fuck outta here. 642 00:52:03,037 --> 00:52:04,181 - Where are they supposed to go? 643 00:52:04,205 --> 00:52:06,207 - I don't give a fuck where they go. 644 00:52:06,499 --> 00:52:08,543 They can go to the fucking zoo, for all I care. 645 00:52:14,173 --> 00:52:17,218 - Why a zoo? 646 00:52:19,303 --> 00:52:21,305 - This bitch stole my clothes. 647 00:52:21,597 --> 00:52:23,391 She's still wearing 'em. 648 00:52:23,683 --> 00:52:29,730 Hey, is that mine, too? 649 00:52:30,022 --> 00:52:33,317 They better be gone by the time I get back. 650 00:52:39,574 --> 00:52:41,214 - She's gonna want to burn those panties. 651 00:52:52,962 --> 00:52:54,722 Hey, don't pretend like you guys didn't fuck, 652 00:52:54,964 --> 00:53:01,554 on account of me. 653 00:53:08,519 --> 00:53:12,857 - Please get me out of here! 654 00:54:33,020 --> 00:54:35,982 Ah! 655 00:54:42,071 --> 00:54:45,908 Fuck! 656 00:54:46,200 --> 00:54:48,077 Ow. 657 00:56:02,360 --> 00:56:04,653 Oh God! 658 00:58:42,978 --> 00:58:44,855 - Is that Cheryl's outfit? 659 00:58:45,147 --> 00:58:49,401 - Maybe it is, maybe it isn't. 660 00:58:49,693 --> 00:58:51,320 - Oh, what's up, dude? - Yo, what's up? 661 00:58:51,612 --> 00:58:53,447 - Josh. - What's up, man? 662 00:58:53,739 --> 00:58:55,699 Good to see you. 663 00:58:55,991 --> 00:58:57,326 - What's up? 664 00:58:57,618 --> 00:59:03,374 - What's up? 665 00:59:05,960 --> 00:59:11,465 So, got nothin' to say about ditchin' me and your mom? 666 00:59:11,757 --> 00:59:12,758 - Nope. 667 00:59:13,050 --> 00:59:14,330 - What is wrong with you? 668 00:59:14,552 --> 00:59:16,470 How could you do that to me? 669 00:59:16,762 --> 00:59:17,762 - Dude, so shitty. 670 00:59:18,013 --> 00:59:20,516 What was she thinking? 671 00:59:20,808 --> 00:59:21,475 - She was thinkin' about herself 672 00:59:21,767 --> 00:59:23,352 and what feels good at the time. 673 00:59:23,644 --> 00:59:26,355 I mean, that's all she cares about. 674 00:59:26,647 --> 00:59:28,357 And you, you knew. 675 00:59:28,649 --> 00:59:30,401 You didn't even call to gimme a heads up. 676 00:59:30,693 --> 00:59:32,736 Some friend. 677 00:59:33,028 --> 00:59:36,115 - He found out that David and Rachel fucked? 678 00:59:36,407 --> 00:59:38,492 - What? 679 00:59:38,784 --> 00:59:45,332 - Actually, we haven't got to that part yet. 680 00:59:45,624 --> 00:59:47,704 - Does anybody want any nachos or anything like that? 681 00:59:47,918 --> 00:59:49,628 I could... 682 00:59:49,920 --> 00:59:53,257 - How could you do this to me? 683 00:59:53,549 --> 00:59:54,633 - Get over it. 684 00:59:54,925 --> 00:59:58,762 Nobody forced you to stay for dinner. 685 00:59:59,054 --> 01:00:03,058 - You slept with David? 686 01:00:03,350 --> 01:00:07,813 - I also have pizza rolls, jalapeno poppers. 687 01:00:19,700 --> 01:00:23,078 - I could totally go for those poppers, by the way. 688 01:00:23,370 --> 01:00:26,165 Hey! 689 01:00:26,457 --> 01:00:28,083 Forgot your jacket. 690 01:00:28,375 --> 01:00:32,046 Come on, man, fine. 691 01:00:32,338 --> 01:00:35,507 Can you just give me and Judy a ride home? 692 01:00:35,799 --> 01:00:39,136 We didn't fuck Rachel. 693 01:00:39,428 --> 01:00:42,806 Okay, Judy did try. 694 01:00:43,098 --> 01:00:48,354 But I think she only got to second base. 695 01:00:48,646 --> 01:00:51,732 Okay, fine, just give me a ride home then. 696 01:00:52,024 --> 01:00:53,776 You know, we waited around an extra night 697 01:00:54,068 --> 01:00:55,944 for you to sit around on your Sabbath, 698 01:00:56,236 --> 01:00:59,823 and I'm still wearin' the underwear I put on three days ago. 699 01:01:00,115 --> 01:01:01,551 Come on, we could've just called a cab 700 01:01:01,575 --> 01:01:04,161 if you weren't gonna pick us up. 701 01:01:04,453 --> 01:01:07,456 - How big of you to wait around all night 702 01:01:07,748 --> 01:01:10,959 for me to drive out here and pick you up. 703 01:01:11,251 --> 01:01:13,170 You people deserve each other. 704 01:01:13,462 --> 01:01:15,464 - What do you mean you people? 705 01:01:15,756 --> 01:01:16,799 - You mock my beliefs, 706 01:01:17,091 --> 01:01:20,094 and in the same breath, you ask for help. 707 01:01:20,386 --> 01:01:22,846 You watch as my girlfriend not only cheats on me 708 01:01:23,138 --> 01:01:26,183 with another guy but with another girl, no less. 709 01:01:26,475 --> 01:01:29,853 - Well, I didn't watch. 710 01:01:30,145 --> 01:01:36,610 Okay, when she was with Judy, I tried to watch. 711 01:01:36,902 --> 01:01:38,112 And that's the other thing. 712 01:01:38,404 --> 01:01:42,324 With all this and with another woman no less crap, 713 01:01:42,616 --> 01:01:46,537 I mean, it doesn't say in the Torah anywhere 714 01:01:46,829 --> 01:01:48,580 that women can't be with other women. 715 01:01:48,872 --> 01:01:51,166 It says nothing about lesbians. 716 01:01:51,458 --> 01:01:53,168 - It was clear what was meant though. 717 01:01:53,460 --> 01:01:55,295 - Yes, so clear, in fact, 718 01:01:55,587 --> 01:01:59,216 that it's itemized quite specifically. 719 01:01:59,508 --> 01:02:02,428 Men can't lay with other men, 720 01:02:02,720 --> 01:02:05,848 can't have sex with your mom, can't have sex with your dad, 721 01:02:06,140 --> 01:02:08,434 can't have sex with your aunt, your uncle, 722 01:02:08,726 --> 01:02:11,520 your sister-in-law, your daughter-in-law, 723 01:02:11,812 --> 01:02:13,897 and the biggest bummer is you can't have sex 724 01:02:14,189 --> 01:02:20,028 with a woman and her mom at the same time. 725 01:02:20,320 --> 01:02:23,991 Nowhere does it say shit about women lying with other women. 726 01:02:24,283 --> 01:02:27,745 It's a weak-ass interpretation of Leviticus 18:3, 727 01:02:28,036 --> 01:02:30,914 don't do what the fuckin' Egyptians do. 728 01:02:31,206 --> 01:02:35,961 I mean, wow, could you be any more vague? 729 01:02:36,253 --> 01:02:39,381 You selectively follow this book verbatim 730 01:02:39,673 --> 01:02:41,467 and suddenly when it's convenient for you, 731 01:02:41,759 --> 01:02:45,971 there's a little wiggle room, for you to just judge others. 732 01:02:46,263 --> 01:02:52,144 I'm sick of it, man. 733 01:02:52,436 --> 01:02:55,689 - I'm giving you my month's notice. 734 01:02:55,981 --> 01:02:59,026 I'm moving out. 735 01:02:59,318 --> 01:03:05,115 - Whatever. 736 01:03:23,425 --> 01:03:24,468 - Wow. 737 01:03:24,760 --> 01:03:26,345 My hero. 738 01:03:26,637 --> 01:03:28,305 I gotta remember that one for my parents. 739 01:03:28,597 --> 01:03:31,391 - It's true. 740 01:03:31,683 --> 01:03:33,811 Even God loves girl-on-girl. 741 01:03:34,102 --> 01:03:36,855 It's a beautiful thing. 742 01:03:37,147 --> 01:03:40,359 There's plenty of Ortho-dykes out there, you know. 743 01:03:40,651 --> 01:03:45,739 I think you're still fucked, 'cause of your tattoos. 744 01:03:46,031 --> 01:03:47,241 - So what do we do now? 745 01:03:47,533 --> 01:03:54,164 Are we gonna call a cab or wait for Dave's car? 746 01:03:54,456 --> 01:03:56,392 - Just can't believe Josh came all the way out here 747 01:03:56,416 --> 01:03:58,836 and didn't give us a ride. 748 01:04:00,420 --> 01:04:02,190 - I can't believe he came all the way out here 749 01:04:02,214 --> 01:04:05,592 and didn't take his wallet. 750 01:04:09,388 --> 01:04:13,475 - Pretty sure stealing's a sin. 751 01:04:13,767 --> 01:04:16,687 I'll let it slide. 752 01:04:16,979 --> 01:04:20,482 Well, Josh went home. 753 01:04:20,774 --> 01:04:22,014 Judy and I are gonna get a cab, 754 01:04:22,109 --> 01:04:25,487 if you guys want to get in on that. 755 01:04:25,779 --> 01:04:28,240 - Dude, my car's gonna be ready first thing Monday morning. 756 01:04:28,532 --> 01:04:30,117 I'm not paying for a cab both ways. 757 01:04:30,409 --> 01:04:31,889 Why don't we just stay another night? 758 01:04:32,160 --> 01:04:35,956 I mean, if that's cool. 759 01:04:36,248 --> 01:04:38,208 - Okay, you don't have to worry about Josh. 760 01:04:38,500 --> 01:04:39,540 He's not the violent type. 761 01:04:39,626 --> 01:04:40,626 - Rachel, what? 762 01:04:40,878 --> 01:04:42,158 No, I don't have a ride, Monday. 763 01:04:42,337 --> 01:04:44,548 What are you talking about? 764 01:04:44,840 --> 01:04:45,382 - Okay. 765 01:04:45,674 --> 01:04:46,884 Pussy. 766 01:04:47,175 --> 01:04:50,220 - Bitch. 767 01:04:50,512 --> 01:04:52,306 - Hello. 768 01:04:52,598 --> 01:04:54,850 Oh, hey, what's up? 769 01:04:55,142 --> 01:05:00,063 Yeah, no, this isn't a really good time. 770 01:05:00,355 --> 01:05:02,441 Yeah, they're still here. 771 01:05:02,733 --> 01:05:08,280 No, you don't need to come, hello? 772 01:05:08,572 --> 01:05:10,365 Oh. 773 01:05:10,657 --> 01:05:14,661 So listen, uh, that was Nina, 774 01:05:14,953 --> 01:05:16,163 and she's coming over. 775 01:05:17,623 --> 01:05:18,332 - Gross. 776 01:05:18,624 --> 01:05:23,045 - Oh fuck! 777 01:05:23,337 --> 01:05:24,755 - You know what? 778 01:05:25,047 --> 01:05:27,215 I don't wanna hear it, okay? 779 01:05:27,507 --> 01:05:28,842 She didn't fuck up your car. 780 01:05:29,134 --> 01:05:34,765 She is my guest, just like all of you. 781 01:05:35,057 --> 01:05:37,184 So either you could eat my jalapeno poppers 782 01:05:37,476 --> 01:05:38,560 and shut the fuck up, 783 01:05:38,852 --> 01:05:44,650 or you can get a cab and get the fuck out of here! 784 01:06:03,251 --> 01:06:09,049 What the fuck? 785 01:06:11,677 --> 01:06:17,140 Cheryl, stop putting a show on for the neighbor! 786 01:06:17,432 --> 01:06:19,351 What is she... 787 01:06:27,693 --> 01:06:29,569 Cheryl! 788 01:06:29,861 --> 01:06:30,861 Fuck. 789 01:06:31,029 --> 01:06:33,365 What are you doing out here? 790 01:06:33,657 --> 01:06:39,454 Ah, it's freezing. 791 01:06:41,289 --> 01:06:43,291 Stop being so dramatic. 792 01:06:43,583 --> 01:06:45,252 They didn't steal all your clothes. 793 01:06:51,883 --> 01:06:55,679 Hello? 794 01:07:29,546 --> 01:07:35,343 - My name is Amon Feist. 795 01:07:44,269 --> 01:07:45,437 - Hello, pretty boy. 796 01:07:45,729 --> 01:07:49,691 Hello, whore. 797 01:08:15,175 --> 01:08:18,595 - Hey, Ian. 798 01:08:18,887 --> 01:08:22,974 That Russian chick and some creepy rabbi are here. 799 01:08:23,266 --> 01:08:26,812 And I let them in. 800 01:08:27,104 --> 01:08:29,231 Oh yeah. 801 01:08:29,523 --> 01:08:31,149 - So what are you gonna tell him? 802 01:08:31,441 --> 01:08:32,441 - About what? 803 01:08:32,692 --> 01:08:33,819 - Rachel, this is serious. 804 01:08:34,111 --> 01:08:35,111 Josh is my friend. 805 01:08:43,954 --> 01:08:47,415 - What's going on? 806 01:08:47,707 --> 01:08:49,126 - He turned off half of the lights, 807 01:08:49,417 --> 01:08:52,129 and now he's going through all of Ian's shit. 808 01:08:52,420 --> 01:08:54,172 - Oh, cool. 809 01:08:54,464 --> 01:08:55,799 Popper? 810 01:08:56,091 --> 01:09:01,138 - No. 811 01:09:06,226 --> 01:09:07,226 - Okay. 812 01:09:11,940 --> 01:09:14,651 - Hey, me and Adam are probably gonna call a cab. 813 01:09:14,943 --> 01:09:15,485 You guys in? - I don't know. 814 01:09:15,777 --> 01:09:17,821 Can you just give us a second? 815 01:09:18,113 --> 01:09:20,115 - I'm in. 816 01:09:20,407 --> 01:09:21,407 - Okay. 817 01:09:21,575 --> 01:09:23,285 We can't find Ian anywhere. 818 01:09:23,577 --> 01:09:25,217 Do one of you have his cell phone number, 819 01:09:25,245 --> 01:09:27,605 so we can just call him and let him know that we're leaving? 820 01:09:27,831 --> 01:09:29,499 - What do you mean you can't find him? 821 01:09:29,791 --> 01:09:30,834 - The backdoor was opened. 822 01:09:31,126 --> 01:09:32,806 Adam thought he might've gone to the store, 823 01:09:33,086 --> 01:09:35,505 but his car's here, so I don't know. 824 01:09:35,797 --> 01:09:37,382 Maybe Cheryl finally killed him. 825 01:10:03,992 --> 01:10:07,370 - How much longer are we supposed to wait? 826 01:10:07,662 --> 01:10:08,830 Where is this, this young man 827 01:10:09,122 --> 01:10:11,166 that I'm supposed to talk to? 828 01:10:11,458 --> 01:10:12,042 - Ian? 829 01:10:12,334 --> 01:10:15,545 Uh, I think Judy went to go look for him. 830 01:10:15,837 --> 01:10:16,504 - What about you? 831 01:10:16,796 --> 01:10:22,594 Do you know anything about her cousin's boyfriend Steve? 832 01:10:25,972 --> 01:10:31,811 I was really hoping that you would have a different answer. 833 01:10:34,147 --> 01:10:40,028 Have you ever heard the name Judah Lazarus? 834 01:10:41,404 --> 01:10:45,951 He was also known as the Hanukiller. 835 01:10:46,243 --> 01:10:48,370 - Oh, from that cheesy TV movie, 836 01:10:48,662 --> 01:10:53,500 with, uh, Mark Harmon and, oh, who was the detective? 837 01:10:53,792 --> 01:10:57,671 Uh, he was that guy, it's on the tip of my tongue. 838 01:10:57,963 --> 01:11:00,090 - He was a psychopath. 839 01:11:00,382 --> 01:11:01,702 He believed that God spoke to him 840 01:11:01,883 --> 01:11:04,886 and gave him 53 additional commandments to follow. 841 01:11:05,178 --> 01:11:08,723 - Robert Forster! 842 01:11:09,015 --> 01:11:15,438 He was, uh, he was the detective for the, the movie. 843 01:11:15,730 --> 01:11:19,818 - My father was his third victim, 844 01:11:20,110 --> 01:11:23,446 so it was only natural 845 01:11:23,738 --> 01:11:27,826 that I took an interest in the case. 846 01:11:28,118 --> 01:11:30,954 - Naturally. 847 01:11:31,246 --> 01:11:35,667 - His signature mark was called he Scar of David. 848 01:11:35,959 --> 01:11:41,339 On men, like my father, he carved it into their chest. 849 01:11:41,631 --> 01:11:46,261 On women, he carved it into their bellies. 850 01:11:46,553 --> 01:11:52,017 - Maybe 'cause he didn't want to mess up the, uh... 851 01:11:52,309 --> 01:11:58,148 - I believe that your friends are dead. 852 01:11:58,440 --> 01:11:59,941 - Come again. 853 01:12:00,233 --> 01:12:05,780 - If not dead, then most certainly they have been chosen. 854 01:12:06,072 --> 01:12:06,614 - What? 855 01:12:06,906 --> 01:12:09,659 Chosen by who, for what? 856 01:12:09,951 --> 01:12:12,746 What the fuck are you talkin' about? 857 01:12:13,038 --> 01:12:15,332 - The victim at the gas station was found 858 01:12:15,623 --> 01:12:19,711 with the Scar of David carved into his chest. 859 01:12:20,003 --> 01:12:22,505 - Well, I, I don't know anything about that. 860 01:12:22,797 --> 01:12:26,009 - The gas station we met at. 861 01:12:26,301 --> 01:12:29,679 There was a murder there, that night. 862 01:12:29,971 --> 01:12:33,558 I believe I met the killer. 863 01:12:33,850 --> 01:12:37,896 Ivan and your friend the whore saw him as well. 864 01:12:38,188 --> 01:12:40,565 No one saw Ivan since the party. 865 01:12:40,857 --> 01:12:45,195 So we thought maybe she had some information. 866 01:12:45,487 --> 01:12:47,113 The police wants to talk to her as well. 867 01:12:47,405 --> 01:12:49,324 So I called Ian to get her contact info, 868 01:12:49,616 --> 01:12:50,896 but when she said you were here, 869 01:12:51,159 --> 01:12:53,620 we wanted to talk to you first. 870 01:12:53,912 --> 01:12:56,664 - Why? 871 01:12:56,956 --> 01:13:01,878 - My cousin is missing. 872 01:13:02,170 --> 01:13:06,257 - If she is still alive, it won't be for long. 873 01:13:06,549 --> 01:13:07,967 So I was really hoping 874 01:13:08,259 --> 01:13:11,054 to get some information regarding either Steve 875 01:13:11,346 --> 01:13:13,890 or the person that was at the station the night 876 01:13:14,182 --> 01:13:17,185 that you were there. 877 01:13:17,477 --> 01:13:20,021 Do you know what Judah Lazarus was doing moments 878 01:13:20,313 --> 01:13:24,359 before the police shot and killed him? 879 01:13:24,651 --> 01:13:29,989 He was in the middle of ritually sacrificing his only son, 880 01:13:30,281 --> 01:13:33,076 eight-year-old Obediah. 881 01:13:33,368 --> 01:13:35,537 Obediah survived. 882 01:13:35,829 --> 01:13:38,915 And after months of psychiatric evaluation, 883 01:13:39,207 --> 01:13:41,209 he was placed into a foster care, 884 01:13:41,501 --> 01:13:43,294 and I kept track of him, 885 01:13:43,586 --> 01:13:49,300 because I empathized with him. 886 01:13:49,592 --> 01:13:53,138 Both our lives had been shattered by his father's madness. 887 01:13:53,430 --> 01:13:55,390 There were so many times that I thought 888 01:13:55,682 --> 01:14:00,311 about reaching out to him. 889 01:14:00,603 --> 01:14:03,106 I never did. 890 01:14:03,398 --> 01:14:08,278 Now years have gone by. 891 01:14:08,570 --> 01:14:11,197 There's no trace of him. 892 01:14:11,489 --> 01:14:12,866 - Well, maybe he changed his name. 893 01:14:13,158 --> 01:14:16,870 Obediah? 894 01:14:17,162 --> 01:14:21,166 - No, I'm, I'm certain that it is he 895 01:14:21,458 --> 01:14:25,587 who is targeting your friends. 896 01:14:25,879 --> 01:14:27,630 - Okay. 897 01:14:27,922 --> 01:14:31,301 - Ask me why. 898 01:14:33,678 --> 01:14:35,096 - Why? 899 01:14:35,388 --> 01:14:39,517 - Because he thinks you're bad Jews. 900 01:14:39,809 --> 01:14:41,519 You don't follow the laws of Judaism, 901 01:14:41,811 --> 01:14:44,105 according to his interpretation. 902 01:14:44,397 --> 01:14:47,775 He thinks you're enemies of the Jewish faith 903 01:14:48,067 --> 01:14:51,154 and that he has been chosen by God 904 01:14:51,446 --> 01:14:56,117 to enforce the will of God. 905 01:14:56,409 --> 01:14:58,661 - I gotta, I gotta make a call. 906 01:15:13,760 --> 01:15:16,846 Judy, where'd you guys go? 907 01:15:17,138 --> 01:15:19,224 I need to talk to you. 908 01:15:19,516 --> 01:15:22,185 This fuckin' crazy shit is goin' on here, 909 01:15:22,477 --> 01:15:25,980 and I'm ready to take off, like fucking now. 910 01:15:26,272 --> 01:15:29,692 Call me! 911 01:15:39,702 --> 01:15:42,080 Ian, you need to get back here, right now, 912 01:15:42,372 --> 01:15:45,792 'cause I'm takin' off, and I'm not taking responsibility 913 01:15:46,084 --> 01:15:48,711 for the crazy Russian chick and the weird-ass rabbi 914 01:15:49,003 --> 01:15:52,298 that are in your house right now. 915 01:15:52,590 --> 01:15:53,670 They're fuckin' weird, man. 916 01:15:53,883 --> 01:15:56,928 They're mixed up with the cops and Hanukillers 917 01:15:57,220 --> 01:15:59,264 and who knows what else. 918 01:15:59,556 --> 01:16:05,353 Call me! 919 01:16:28,501 --> 01:16:32,630 Hey! 920 01:16:32,922 --> 01:16:35,800 Where's Feist? 921 01:16:36,092 --> 01:16:40,638 - He left shortly after you fell asleep. 922 01:16:40,930 --> 01:16:45,184 He said he'll come back tomorrow, early. 923 01:16:45,476 --> 01:16:46,603 - I'm not waitin' around. 924 01:16:46,894 --> 01:16:48,938 I'm goin' home. 925 01:16:49,230 --> 01:16:51,274 I didn't see your guy at the gas station. 926 01:16:51,566 --> 01:16:53,192 I didn't see shit. 927 01:16:53,484 --> 01:16:57,196 I just want to find my friends and get outta here. 928 01:16:57,488 --> 01:17:01,200 Where'd you even meet that guy anyway? 929 01:17:01,492 --> 01:17:03,786 - He saw Amanda's missing person poster 930 01:17:04,078 --> 01:17:08,625 and called me saying he may have some information. 931 01:17:08,916 --> 01:17:11,794 - Well, I think he's looking for information, 932 01:17:12,086 --> 01:17:15,006 and no offense, but I'm pretty sure he's more interested 933 01:17:15,298 --> 01:17:21,054 in finding this Obediah guy than your cousin. 934 01:17:34,609 --> 01:17:36,152 Josh, it's me. 935 01:17:36,444 --> 01:17:38,279 Just calling to see if you got 936 01:17:38,571 --> 01:17:41,282 in touch with David or Rachel. 937 01:17:41,574 --> 01:17:43,618 I haven't been able to get a hold of them 938 01:17:43,910 --> 01:17:48,247 or Judy or Ian or anybody. 939 01:17:48,539 --> 01:17:50,500 Just call me when you get this. 940 01:17:50,792 --> 01:17:54,462 Don't be a schmuck and hold a grudge. 941 01:17:54,754 --> 01:17:56,381 Serious shit, man. 942 01:17:56,673 --> 01:18:02,470 Call me. 943 01:18:05,473 --> 01:18:07,892 Did you drive here? 944 01:18:08,184 --> 01:18:10,395 - Yeah. 945 01:18:10,687 --> 01:18:13,314 - Let's go to the police. 946 01:18:13,606 --> 01:18:14,606 Hey! 947 01:18:15,358 --> 01:18:16,359 Let's go! 948 01:18:16,651 --> 01:18:19,070 Wake up. 949 01:18:19,362 --> 01:18:23,574 Let's go to the police station, come on! 950 01:18:23,866 --> 01:18:26,035 Come on. 951 01:18:26,327 --> 01:18:29,205 - It's very important, as Jews, that we remember we want 952 01:18:29,497 --> 01:18:32,709 to be here with our aunties and our uncles 953 01:18:33,000 --> 01:18:35,878 and our bubbe and zayde. 954 01:18:36,170 --> 01:18:38,172 So we can't adulterate our bodies. 955 01:18:38,464 --> 01:18:39,590 We don't do drugs. 956 01:18:39,882 --> 01:18:41,926 We don't take alcohol. 957 01:18:42,218 --> 01:18:47,598 We don't tattoo ourselves like the hippies do. 958 01:18:47,890 --> 01:18:50,977 But don't worry, 'cause Mommy will be with you always, 959 01:18:51,269 --> 01:18:53,354 always and forever. 960 01:18:53,646 --> 01:18:56,482 Look what I got for you, 961 01:18:56,774 --> 01:18:58,609 so that when Mommy's not around, 962 01:18:58,901 --> 01:19:02,363 you've got a special friend to keep you company. 963 01:19:02,655 --> 01:19:04,490 Don't be afraid. 964 01:19:04,782 --> 01:19:07,243 I will be with you always. 965 01:19:08,536 --> 01:19:10,037 - No, please, please, stop. 966 01:19:10,329 --> 01:19:11,539 Please let me go. 967 01:19:11,831 --> 01:19:12,831 Please! 968 01:19:15,293 --> 01:19:18,087 Don't, don't. 969 01:19:18,379 --> 01:19:21,507 Don't, don't. 970 01:19:21,799 --> 01:19:24,093 Please, just let me go. 971 01:19:58,044 --> 01:20:03,508 Stop! 972 01:22:11,469 --> 01:22:16,307 - So how do you even know you can trust this man Feist? 973 01:22:16,599 --> 01:22:17,266 Huh? 974 01:22:17,558 --> 01:22:20,061 Maybe he's a lunatic or involved with all this. 975 01:22:20,353 --> 01:22:22,813 I mean, he calls you 'cause your cousin's missing, 976 01:22:23,105 --> 01:22:25,566 and he tells you these stories. 977 01:22:28,903 --> 01:22:30,696 - Police didn't really ask any questions, 978 01:22:30,988 --> 01:22:33,282 so they must've checked him out. 979 01:22:33,574 --> 01:22:36,202 - Still, why we have to meet him? 980 01:22:36,494 --> 01:22:37,494 Why I'm here? 981 01:22:37,536 --> 01:22:39,038 I want to know where Ivan is. 982 01:22:41,624 --> 01:22:43,000 Where did you come from? 983 01:22:43,292 --> 01:22:46,212 - I came in from the back door. 984 01:22:46,504 --> 01:22:51,175 It was unlocked. 985 01:22:51,467 --> 01:22:53,094 - You, you still coulda knocked. 986 01:22:53,386 --> 01:22:56,430 - Yeah, well, you know, Obediah is not gonna be knocking 987 01:22:56,722 --> 01:22:57,922 when he comes looking for you. 988 01:22:58,099 --> 01:23:00,977 So lock your doors and stay alert. 989 01:23:01,268 --> 01:23:02,478 - This the guy? 990 01:23:02,770 --> 01:23:04,188 - Feist. 991 01:23:04,480 --> 01:23:08,818 - Yes, I'm the guy that, uh, you said was a lunatic. 992 01:23:09,110 --> 01:23:10,504 - You're lurking around the darkness like a, 993 01:23:10,528 --> 01:23:15,533 like a fucking ghoul, bro. 994 01:23:15,825 --> 01:23:18,327 - Have, um, any of you seen your neighbors 995 01:23:18,619 --> 01:23:24,375 from the blue house next door? 996 01:23:26,502 --> 01:23:30,214 Well, um, they might be dead. 997 01:23:37,930 --> 01:23:42,059 There's a mezuzah on the outside door frame, 998 01:23:42,351 --> 01:23:45,438 and, uh, it wasn't there last night. 999 01:23:45,730 --> 01:23:48,441 - So you run around checking the door 1000 01:23:48,733 --> 01:23:50,526 to see if they're Jews? 1001 01:23:50,818 --> 01:23:51,986 - Yes. 1002 01:23:52,278 --> 01:23:57,992 After I left, last night, I walked the neighborhood. 1003 01:23:58,284 --> 01:24:00,786 So this is what we know. 1004 01:24:01,078 --> 01:24:04,457 Your friends disappeared, two nights ago. 1005 01:24:04,749 --> 01:24:06,500 Last night, five more people 1006 01:24:06,792 --> 01:24:09,503 from this house also disappeared. 1007 01:24:09,795 --> 01:24:12,631 I was here when three of them remained. 1008 01:24:12,923 --> 01:24:16,552 So that means, in what, an hour, they were taken 1009 01:24:16,844 --> 01:24:19,430 with no sign of a struggle and no witnesses. 1010 01:24:19,722 --> 01:24:22,308 I think it would be difficult to grab all three at once 1011 01:24:22,600 --> 01:24:26,145 and way too risky if he were to make multiple trips. 1012 01:24:26,437 --> 01:24:29,857 So I suspect that, 1013 01:24:30,149 --> 01:24:32,151 like a spider, 1014 01:24:32,443 --> 01:24:36,072 he lured them into his web. 1015 01:24:36,363 --> 01:24:39,283 - So why don't you go next door, 1016 01:24:39,575 --> 01:24:40,695 check if the door is locked? 1017 01:24:40,785 --> 01:24:42,145 If not, you walk in there as well. 1018 01:24:42,286 --> 01:24:44,747 - That is exactly what I'm gonna do, 1019 01:24:45,039 --> 01:24:48,542 because once I saw that newly affixed mezuzah, 1020 01:24:48,834 --> 01:24:50,795 I walked their property, 1021 01:24:51,087 --> 01:24:56,884 and I found what I believe is blood in the grass. 1022 01:25:00,096 --> 01:25:01,305 Hmm. 1023 01:25:01,597 --> 01:25:05,559 - Shit. 1024 01:25:05,851 --> 01:25:07,329 - Maybe we should call the police first. 1025 01:25:07,353 --> 01:25:09,113 - Yes, let's wait for the cops to come 1026 01:25:09,188 --> 01:25:14,985 while our friends are being slaughtered. 1027 01:25:16,695 --> 01:25:20,366 - I'm not breaking into someone's house. 1028 01:25:20,658 --> 01:25:23,911 - Just wait outside. 1029 01:25:24,203 --> 01:25:25,430 - I know all we have to tell them is 1030 01:25:25,454 --> 01:25:26,515 that we're breaking and entering, 1031 01:25:26,539 --> 01:25:28,916 because this rabbi knows there's someone in there 1032 01:25:29,208 --> 01:25:32,253 who have who may have converted. 1033 01:25:53,482 --> 01:25:56,152 Why they cover the mirror with the sheets? 1034 01:25:56,443 --> 01:25:58,821 - You're supposed to cover mirrors during Shiva. 1035 01:25:59,113 --> 01:26:03,951 It's when you grieve for the dead. 1036 01:26:04,243 --> 01:26:05,953 - Whoa. 1037 01:26:06,245 --> 01:26:07,872 You're my woman now? 1038 01:26:08,164 --> 01:26:09,498 - Yes. 1039 01:26:09,790 --> 01:26:11,834 I am your woman. 1040 01:26:12,126 --> 01:26:17,923 - Then hold the coats. 1041 01:26:22,720 --> 01:26:25,222 Oh bro! 1042 01:26:25,514 --> 01:26:27,224 I'm sorry. 1043 01:26:27,516 --> 01:26:28,934 I didn't know. 1044 01:26:29,226 --> 01:26:31,187 Shit, oh, I'm sorry. 1045 01:26:31,478 --> 01:26:31,979 I'm so sorry. 1046 01:26:32,271 --> 01:26:34,607 I didn't know. 1047 01:26:34,899 --> 01:26:36,692 Are you okay? 1048 01:26:36,984 --> 01:26:39,236 I didn't know. 1049 01:26:39,528 --> 01:26:40,528 Shit. 1050 01:26:40,696 --> 01:26:43,490 - Hey, hey, hi. 1051 01:26:43,782 --> 01:26:44,782 Don't be afraid. 1052 01:26:44,950 --> 01:26:47,286 Can you see me? 1053 01:26:47,578 --> 01:26:48,787 You're gonna be okay. 1054 01:26:49,079 --> 01:26:54,251 Call an ambulance and the police, hurry up. 1055 01:26:54,543 --> 01:26:55,836 Hi. 1056 01:26:56,128 --> 01:26:58,047 Hi, hey. 1057 01:26:58,339 --> 01:27:01,050 Is he still here, in the house? 1058 01:27:01,342 --> 01:27:02,342 No? 1059 01:27:02,551 --> 01:27:04,053 What about your friends? 1060 01:27:04,345 --> 01:27:05,679 Do you know where they are? 1061 01:27:05,971 --> 01:27:07,223 No? 1062 01:27:07,514 --> 01:27:09,141 You're gonna be okay. 1063 01:27:09,433 --> 01:27:10,577 If you can think of anything, 1064 01:27:10,601 --> 01:27:12,811 it could save your friends' lives. 1065 01:27:13,103 --> 01:27:14,188 No? 1066 01:27:14,480 --> 01:27:15,680 Don't cry, take a deep breath. 1067 01:27:17,358 --> 01:27:18,567 Just let it out. 1068 01:27:18,859 --> 01:27:19,401 An ambulance is coming. 1069 01:27:19,693 --> 01:27:20,693 You're gonna be okay. 1070 01:27:20,861 --> 01:27:22,261 I'm gonna wait here with you, okay? 1071 01:27:22,780 --> 01:27:25,324 Okay, just I want you to just think. 1072 01:27:25,616 --> 01:27:30,204 Did he mention anything about where he took 'em? 1073 01:27:30,496 --> 01:27:33,207 What about a car? 1074 01:27:33,499 --> 01:27:35,125 Take a deep breath, just relax. 1075 01:27:35,417 --> 01:27:37,461 Breathe it in. 1076 01:27:37,753 --> 01:27:38,462 That's good. 1077 01:27:38,754 --> 01:27:40,256 You're gonna be okay. 1078 01:27:40,547 --> 01:27:41,090 You're gonna live. 1079 01:27:41,382 --> 01:27:42,567 You're gonna be fine. 1080 01:27:42,591 --> 01:27:44,301 You're gonna be playing the piano, okay? 1081 01:27:45,511 --> 01:27:48,097 Don't cry, shh. 1082 01:27:48,389 --> 01:27:49,556 Take a breath. 1083 01:27:49,848 --> 01:27:55,020 Tell me something, please. 1084 01:27:55,312 --> 01:27:57,773 Is there anything you can tell me 1085 01:27:58,065 --> 01:28:00,109 that could help to find your friends? 1086 01:28:02,945 --> 01:28:04,154 Anything? 1087 01:28:10,077 --> 01:28:12,788 Okay, now tell me something 1088 01:28:13,080 --> 01:28:14,957 that can help me save your friends. 1089 01:28:20,587 --> 01:28:23,215 - Okay, I called the police. 1090 01:28:23,507 --> 01:28:24,707 The ambulance is on their way. 1091 01:28:24,967 --> 01:28:25,967 Yuri's with Nina. 1092 01:28:26,135 --> 01:28:29,263 She's pretty inconsolable, so I wouldn't mention the torture 1093 01:28:29,555 --> 01:28:32,433 or the punch in the face. 1094 01:28:32,725 --> 01:28:34,560 What'd she tell you? 1095 01:28:34,852 --> 01:28:37,438 - Gordon Brook Road, and you're gonna be looking 1096 01:28:37,730 --> 01:28:39,857 for a red convertible. 1097 01:28:40,149 --> 01:28:41,900 - Okay. 1098 01:28:42,192 --> 01:28:43,402 We were just there. 1099 01:28:43,694 --> 01:28:45,529 That's walking distance from here. 1100 01:28:45,821 --> 01:28:48,699 There's woods right behind that gas station, remember? 1101 01:28:48,991 --> 01:28:52,119 It makes perfect sense. 1102 01:28:52,411 --> 01:28:52,953 She's fine. 1103 01:28:53,245 --> 01:28:56,332 He's not comin' back. 1104 01:28:56,623 --> 01:28:58,625 We have to go. 1105 01:29:01,754 --> 01:29:07,509 You're not gonna go, are you? 1106 01:29:08,761 --> 01:29:11,138 You're full of shit. 1107 01:29:11,430 --> 01:29:12,890 You're just a coward. 1108 01:29:13,182 --> 01:29:16,393 All those speeches I had to listen to, 1109 01:29:16,685 --> 01:29:22,649 and nothing, you're just gonna wait? 1110 01:29:22,941 --> 01:29:24,485 Here's your fuckin' jacket. 1111 01:29:24,777 --> 01:29:26,945 - Okay, fine. 1112 01:30:12,658 --> 01:30:13,698 - Where's the light? 1113 01:30:13,867 --> 01:30:15,327 - My job was to save lives. 1114 01:30:15,619 --> 01:30:17,037 - I get that part, the bear. 1115 01:30:17,329 --> 01:30:18,747 - Hey! 1116 01:30:19,039 --> 01:30:20,833 - The question is... 1117 01:30:21,125 --> 01:30:21,667 - No! 1118 01:30:21,959 --> 01:30:28,257 - Where's the knife? 1119 01:31:05,419 --> 01:31:10,048 - Come on, leave her the fuck alone! 1120 01:32:16,198 --> 01:32:18,200 Adam! 1121 01:32:18,492 --> 01:32:23,497 - Whoa, whoa, hey! 1122 01:32:23,789 --> 01:32:29,920 Whoa, whoa, uh, Lazarus, right, Obediah? 1123 01:32:30,212 --> 01:32:31,922 Uh, Feist! 1124 01:32:32,214 --> 01:32:36,426 Henry, Harry? 1125 01:32:36,718 --> 01:32:37,719 Harvey? 1126 01:32:38,011 --> 01:32:39,137 - Howard Feist. 1127 01:32:39,429 --> 01:32:42,641 - Howard Feist, so you do remember? 1128 01:32:42,933 --> 01:32:48,021 Howard Feist's son, Amon Feist, is looking for you. 1129 01:32:48,313 --> 01:32:53,652 He came to me, trying to find you. 1130 01:32:53,944 --> 01:32:55,028 Really, he should be here, 1131 01:32:55,320 --> 01:32:57,614 but he's scared shitless. 1132 01:32:57,906 --> 01:32:59,074 I'm scared shitless. 1133 01:32:59,366 --> 01:33:03,829 I mean, your father killed his father. 1134 01:33:04,121 --> 01:33:08,166 He ruined both of your lives. 1135 01:33:08,458 --> 01:33:10,836 Listen, what are you trying to do here? 1136 01:33:11,128 --> 01:33:14,381 I mean, this isn't Judaism. 1137 01:33:14,673 --> 01:33:20,262 This is wrong. 1138 01:33:20,554 --> 01:33:24,850 Your father was delusional. 1139 01:33:25,142 --> 01:33:29,187 Mitzvot 224, 6:6, 1140 01:33:29,479 --> 01:33:33,525 you can't be in the same room as a corpse. 1141 01:33:33,817 --> 01:33:39,364 - Shema. 1142 01:33:39,656 --> 01:33:42,492 Mitzvot 225, 6:7, 1143 01:33:42,784 --> 01:33:47,998 you can't come in contact with with a dead body. 1144 01:33:48,290 --> 01:33:50,083 You can't kill us. 1145 01:33:50,375 --> 01:33:53,462 We're all bad Jews, but you're not. 1146 01:33:53,754 --> 01:33:56,715 - Shema. 1147 01:33:57,007 --> 01:34:01,595 - I am listening. 1148 01:34:01,887 --> 01:34:02,512 That's right. 1149 01:34:02,804 --> 01:34:06,016 I went to rabbinical school to be a rabbi, 1150 01:34:06,308 --> 01:34:11,229 but it just wasn't for me. 1151 01:34:11,521 --> 01:34:13,940 You know, you and my roommate, 1152 01:34:14,232 --> 01:34:15,776 you'd be great together. 1153 01:34:16,068 --> 01:34:20,697 You like to just sit home and judge other people. 1154 01:34:20,989 --> 01:34:23,659 How do you justify any of this? 1155 01:34:23,950 --> 01:34:29,331 - Mitzvot, 637. 1156 01:34:29,623 --> 01:34:33,585 - Yeah, you see, there's only 613 mitzvots. 1157 01:34:33,877 --> 01:34:37,005 Your father made up the rest. 1158 01:34:37,297 --> 01:34:39,383 He just made that shit up. 1159 01:34:39,675 --> 01:34:46,139 - Mitzvot, 43, 44, 45. 1160 01:34:46,431 --> 01:34:47,974 - I'm not a false prophet. 1161 01:34:48,266 --> 01:34:53,939 I'm not anything. 1162 01:35:03,323 --> 01:35:05,117 What is this? 1163 01:35:15,502 --> 01:35:17,713 Is that for me? 1164 01:35:20,716 --> 01:35:21,258 - No. 1165 01:35:21,550 --> 01:35:23,927 - Adam, it's Judy. 1166 01:35:24,219 --> 01:35:25,595 No! 1167 01:35:56,251 --> 01:36:01,465 - God damn you! 1168 01:36:11,308 --> 01:36:13,477 You're a bad Jew. 1169 01:36:15,854 --> 01:36:19,191 - Shema! 1170 01:36:19,483 --> 01:36:25,280 Bad Jew. 1171 01:36:31,870 --> 01:36:35,081 - Judaism is an affirmation of life, 1172 01:36:35,373 --> 01:36:37,751 not a rejection of others 1173 01:36:38,043 --> 01:36:40,128 but a reminder that we all stem 1174 01:36:40,420 --> 01:36:43,423 from the same family tree branching out 1175 01:36:43,715 --> 01:36:46,134 in all our diversity, 1176 01:36:46,426 --> 01:36:49,304 regardless of race or religion. 1177 01:36:49,596 --> 01:36:52,682 - Nina, still no word on Ivan, but don't worry, 1178 01:36:52,974 --> 01:36:54,184 we still have time. 1179 01:36:54,476 --> 01:36:56,937 Hey, Amanda's okay. 1180 01:36:59,064 --> 01:37:02,609 No, I didn't punch her in the face on purpose. 1181 01:37:10,325 --> 01:37:12,994 - We are all God's children. 1182 01:37:14,996 --> 01:37:17,958 "I have set before you life and death, 1183 01:37:18,250 --> 01:37:20,293 "blessing and curse. 1184 01:37:20,585 --> 01:37:23,463 "Therefore choose life and both you 1185 01:37:23,755 --> 01:37:26,842 "and your descendants may life," Devarim. 1186 01:37:29,010 --> 01:37:35,016 - Rachel! 1187 01:37:35,308 --> 01:37:37,769 - We are charged with a moral obligation 1188 01:37:38,061 --> 01:37:41,314 of serving as an example to the world, 1189 01:37:41,606 --> 01:37:45,360 fulfilling his will. 1190 01:37:45,652 --> 01:37:47,195 - Yeah. 1191 01:37:47,487 --> 01:37:51,449 What is this? 1192 01:37:51,741 --> 01:37:55,245 Guilt, how cute. 1193 01:37:55,537 --> 01:37:57,038 No, I don't know. 1194 01:37:58,206 --> 01:37:59,267 No, I don't care when he gets back. 1195 01:37:59,291 --> 01:38:05,088 I already told him I'm leaving in a month. 1196 01:38:06,423 --> 01:38:12,220 - And yes, we're complainers. 1197 01:38:12,512 --> 01:38:15,223 Remind everyone that as far as we've come, 1198 01:38:15,515 --> 01:38:18,393 there's always further to go. 1199 01:38:18,685 --> 01:38:20,562 Rabbi Feist. 1200 01:38:22,981 --> 01:38:25,191 Amon, my mom's double parked. 1201 01:38:25,483 --> 01:38:28,570 We thought you were gonna meet us outside. 1202 01:38:28,862 --> 01:38:34,659 Rabbi Feist! 1203 01:38:49,382 --> 01:38:53,345 Family, honor and sadness are speaking these words, 1204 01:38:53,637 --> 01:38:58,892 36 years ago, for my dear friend Howard Feist. 1205 01:38:59,184 --> 01:39:03,104 This, this is the very same paper 1206 01:39:03,396 --> 01:39:09,945 that I prepared for that day. 1207 01:39:15,158 --> 01:39:19,788 Amon was his father's son, a good man. 1208 01:39:20,080 --> 01:39:22,958 When he told me that he too wanted to be a rabbi, 1209 01:39:23,249 --> 01:39:26,670 I said that for every task a rabbi performs, 1210 01:39:26,962 --> 01:39:31,591 there's probably someone more qualified. 1211 01:39:31,883 --> 01:39:36,513 The therapist may offer better counseling. 1212 01:39:36,805 --> 01:39:41,768 Politician may give more rousing inspirational speeches. 1213 01:39:42,060 --> 01:39:47,857 A university professor may be a more knowledgeable teacher. 1214 01:39:48,149 --> 01:39:51,903 None of that matters. 1215 01:39:52,195 --> 01:39:55,198 Rabbis aren't meant to be above anyone, 1216 01:39:55,490 --> 01:40:00,745 but to rather stand with everyone. 1217 01:40:01,037 --> 01:40:04,708 People look to rabbis for affirmation of life, 1218 01:40:05,000 --> 01:40:10,130 for faith, for understanding. 1219 01:40:10,422 --> 01:40:14,259 And I'm privileged to serve in that role, every day. 1220 01:40:30,316 --> 01:40:34,654 I'm gonna miss him, too, Z'ev. 1221 01:40:34,946 --> 01:40:36,106 If there's anything you need, 1222 01:40:36,322 --> 01:40:41,578 if anything, you want to talk, anything. 1223 01:40:41,870 --> 01:40:45,457 - Thank you, Walter. 1224 01:40:45,749 --> 01:40:48,168 Oh, the yarmulke. 1225 01:40:48,460 --> 01:40:50,795 It was a gift from Amon. 1226 01:40:51,087 --> 01:40:52,732 I once told him that he had a better chance 1227 01:40:52,756 --> 01:40:56,217 of getting me to a baseball game than temple. 1228 01:40:56,509 --> 01:40:58,428 - Mets, huh? 1229 01:40:58,720 --> 01:41:02,932 You know your brother and your father were Yankee fans? 1230 01:41:03,224 --> 01:41:04,504 - Well, look where that got 'em. 1231 01:41:09,522 --> 01:41:11,816 - I guess I'll see ya at the cemetery. 1232 01:41:12,108 --> 01:41:14,611 - Someday, I suppose.