1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,500 Synced and corrected by Katniss Everdeen. www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:00,570 --> 00:00:02,404 Family game night. 3 00:00:03,339 --> 00:00:04,906 My favorite night of the month. 4 00:00:04,908 --> 00:00:08,410 Just me, my family, and my 'jama pants. 5 00:00:09,345 --> 00:00:12,614 Why do you guys have to make such a big deal about game night? 6 00:00:12,616 --> 00:00:15,217 Because game night is sacred, Riley. 7 00:00:15,219 --> 00:00:15,846 (Chuckles) 8 00:00:15,877 --> 00:00:18,353 I know this is gonna come as a shock to you, 9 00:00:18,355 --> 00:00:20,889 but there's gonna come a day where you start to prioritize 10 00:00:20,891 --> 00:00:22,691 friends over your family. 11 00:00:22,693 --> 00:00:26,461 What? No. 12 00:00:27,430 --> 00:00:28,497 Did you tell them yet? 13 00:00:28,499 --> 00:00:29,798 Did he freak? Did she tell you? 14 00:00:29,800 --> 00:00:30,799 Did you freak? Show me what you did. 15 00:00:30,801 --> 00:00:31,867 Freak out for me. 16 00:00:32,802 --> 00:00:33,969 Why would I freak out? 17 00:00:33,971 --> 00:00:35,570 I don't freak out. 18 00:00:35,572 --> 00:00:36,638 What did you do?! 19 00:00:39,409 --> 00:00:42,811 Family game night, now with extra family. 20 00:00:42,813 --> 00:00:44,746 Well, hello. 21 00:00:45,715 --> 00:00:47,282 Well, hello. 22 00:00:48,465 --> 00:00:49,985 Auggie didn't want to miss game night. 23 00:00:49,987 --> 00:00:51,620 We never made it out of the city. 24 00:00:51,622 --> 00:00:53,221 Oh, here's your money. 25 00:00:54,791 --> 00:00:55,991 Hey, this is a dollar. 26 00:00:55,993 --> 00:00:57,426 I gave you a hundred. 27 00:00:57,428 --> 00:00:59,861 With that kind of money, you think we're not gonna buy steaks? 28 00:00:59,863 --> 00:01:02,931 Thank you, papa. 29 00:01:02,933 --> 00:01:04,633 You know what? 30 00:01:04,635 --> 00:01:05,634 My brother! 31 00:01:05,636 --> 00:01:06,868 My brother! 32 00:01:06,870 --> 00:01:07,903 Listen, you're here for game night. 33 00:01:07,905 --> 00:01:09,016 You're family, you're in. 34 00:01:09,047 --> 00:01:10,972 (Intercom buzzes) Farkle: Farkle. 35 00:01:10,974 --> 00:01:12,374 Lucas: And Lucas. 36 00:01:14,610 --> 00:01:16,411 Come on up. (Intercom buzzes) 37 00:01:16,413 --> 00:01:17,979 Topanga. 38 00:01:17,981 --> 00:01:18,528 It's happening. 39 00:01:18,559 --> 00:01:20,315 I thought we had a few more years. 40 00:01:20,317 --> 00:01:21,616 - Calm down. - No calm. 41 00:01:21,618 --> 00:01:22,884 It's happening right now. 42 00:01:22,886 --> 00:01:24,753 Riley invited her friends to family game night. 43 00:01:24,755 --> 00:01:26,822 Riley, shnookums. 44 00:01:26,824 --> 00:01:29,825 Um, you're gonna have to start to prioritize 45 00:01:29,827 --> 00:01:32,661 what's more important to you, your family, huh? 46 00:01:32,663 --> 00:01:33,929 Or your friends? 47 00:01:33,931 --> 00:01:34,963 There is only one right answer. 48 00:01:34,965 --> 00:01:36,364 - Why do I... - Wrong answer. 49 00:01:36,366 --> 00:01:37,866 - ...have to choose between... - Wrong answer. 50 00:01:37,868 --> 00:01:41,002 I love my friends and I want to hang out with my friends. 51 00:01:41,004 --> 00:01:42,437 (Knock on door) 52 00:01:45,475 --> 00:01:47,309 Welcome to family game night, friends. 53 00:01:47,311 --> 00:01:49,177 Wrong, wrong, wrong answer. 54 00:01:52,982 --> 00:01:55,050 (Theme music playing) 55 00:01:55,985 --> 00:01:58,053 ♪ I've been waiting ♪ 56 00:01:58,055 --> 00:01:59,354 ♪ for a day ♪ 57 00:01:59,356 --> 00:02:00,355 ♪ like this to come ♪ 58 00:02:00,357 --> 00:02:01,990 ♪ struck like lightning ♪ 59 00:02:01,992 --> 00:02:03,758 ♪ my heart's beating ♪ 60 00:02:03,760 --> 00:02:04,759 ♪ like a drum ♪ 61 00:02:04,761 --> 00:02:05,961 ♪ on the edge ♪ 62 00:02:05,963 --> 00:02:08,597 ♪ of something wonderful ♪ 63 00:02:08,599 --> 00:02:10,465 ♪ face to face with ♪ 64 00:02:10,467 --> 00:02:11,500 ♪ changes ♪ 65 00:02:11,502 --> 00:02:12,634 ♪ what's it all about? ♪ 66 00:02:12,636 --> 00:02:14,603 ♪ Life is crazy ♪ 67 00:02:14,605 --> 00:02:15,670 ♪ but I know ♪ 68 00:02:15,672 --> 00:02:16,838 ♪ I can work it out ♪ 69 00:02:16,840 --> 00:02:17,973 ♪ 'cause I got you ♪ 70 00:02:17,975 --> 00:02:21,009 ♪ to live it with me ♪ 71 00:02:21,011 --> 00:02:24,913 ♪ I feel all right, I'm gonna take on the world ♪ 72 00:02:24,915 --> 00:02:28,450 ♪ light up the stars, I've got some pages to turn ♪ 73 00:02:28,452 --> 00:02:30,085 ♪ I'm singing "go-o-o" ♪ 74 00:02:30,087 --> 00:02:33,355 ♪ oh oh oh oh ♪ 75 00:02:33,357 --> 00:02:36,391 ♪ take on the world, take on the world ♪ 76 00:02:36,393 --> 00:02:37,759 ♪ take on the world ♪ 77 00:02:37,761 --> 00:02:40,362 ♪ take on the world, take on the world ♪ 78 00:02:40,364 --> 00:02:42,063 ♪ take on the world. ♪ 79 00:02:44,767 --> 00:02:46,034 Get rid of them. 80 00:02:46,036 --> 00:02:48,370 Why do you have to be you all the time? 81 00:02:48,372 --> 00:02:49,938 You think it's easy? 82 00:02:51,407 --> 00:02:52,874 Say goodbye to your daughter, honey. 83 00:02:52,876 --> 00:02:54,843 She has chosen her friends over her family. 84 00:02:54,845 --> 00:02:56,945 Why can't we just play with her friends. 85 00:02:56,947 --> 00:03:00,949 Because Topanga, the second she allowed Dr. Turtleneck and Mr. Howdy 86 00:03:00,951 --> 00:03:04,119 into our household, our family was compromised by interlopers. 87 00:03:09,025 --> 00:03:11,092 Maybe we could just come back another time. 88 00:03:11,094 --> 00:03:14,829 Oh, yeah, we don't have walls. 89 00:03:14,831 --> 00:03:16,898 I told you we needed walls, Topanga. 90 00:03:18,467 --> 00:03:19,834 Dr. Turtleneck, I presume. 91 00:03:19,836 --> 00:03:21,436 How could you tell? 92 00:03:21,438 --> 00:03:24,673 Oh, because... you just seem like a doctor to me. 93 00:03:24,675 --> 00:03:26,074 - Thank you. - Thank you. 94 00:03:27,143 --> 00:03:28,143 And you must be... 95 00:03:28,145 --> 00:03:30,378 Howdy. 96 00:03:30,380 --> 00:03:31,913 See this? 97 00:03:31,915 --> 00:03:34,416 The family game. 98 00:03:34,418 --> 00:03:37,852 The game for families. 99 00:03:37,854 --> 00:03:40,922 Not the friends game, a game for friends. 100 00:03:40,924 --> 00:03:42,524 I saw that game. 101 00:03:42,526 --> 00:03:44,859 I didn't buy that game. 102 00:03:44,861 --> 00:03:47,929 I bought this one because I used to have a family. 103 00:03:47,931 --> 00:03:49,431 Will you stop? 104 00:03:49,433 --> 00:03:51,499 How could she choose her friends over us? 105 00:03:51,501 --> 00:03:53,768 I mean, did they burp her? 106 00:03:53,770 --> 00:03:55,103 Did they change her diapers? 107 00:03:55,105 --> 00:03:58,873 We haven't yet, but we will when she's old. 108 00:03:58,875 --> 00:04:00,609 Speak for yourself, honey. 109 00:04:00,611 --> 00:04:03,411 I know that I have the absolute love and loyalty of my children 110 00:04:03,413 --> 00:04:05,180 who like me fine and always will. 111 00:04:05,182 --> 00:04:07,649 Everybody's here. Everybody plays. 112 00:04:07,651 --> 00:04:09,985 Cory, flipping out is only gonna make things worse. 113 00:04:09,987 --> 00:04:11,820 Do you really want to drive her away? 114 00:04:11,822 --> 00:04:12,456 Yeah, dad. 115 00:04:12,487 --> 00:04:14,990 It's like what you were teaching today. 116 00:04:14,992 --> 00:04:17,192 I was teaching about the American revolution, Riley. 117 00:04:17,194 --> 00:04:19,561 How is this anything like the American revolution? 118 00:04:19,563 --> 00:04:20,662 How? 119 00:04:20,664 --> 00:04:22,097 Let's think. 120 00:04:22,099 --> 00:04:25,600 (Patriotic music playing) 121 00:04:28,471 --> 00:04:30,872 The American revolution. 122 00:04:30,874 --> 00:04:33,808 Imagine england as a father. 123 00:04:33,810 --> 00:04:35,877 And America, it's child. 124 00:04:35,879 --> 00:04:37,912 Knowing it's time to break away. 125 00:04:37,914 --> 00:04:42,484 Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the revolutionary war. 126 00:04:44,553 --> 00:04:46,988 Subjects. 127 00:04:46,990 --> 00:04:52,727 It is I, king George III, ruler of the British empire. 128 00:04:52,729 --> 00:04:57,065 Now, where is that rebellious John Adams? 129 00:04:57,067 --> 00:05:01,936 Who dares chooses his American friends over his king? 130 00:05:01,938 --> 00:05:03,638 Here I am! 131 00:05:03,640 --> 00:05:05,974 John Quincy Adams. 132 00:05:05,976 --> 00:05:08,743 Riley, uh, you're actually John Adams. 133 00:05:08,745 --> 00:05:09,978 Who's that? 134 00:05:09,980 --> 00:05:11,479 John Adams was the father of John Quincy Adams. 135 00:05:11,481 --> 00:05:12,814 But our school is John Quincy Adams. 136 00:05:12,816 --> 00:05:14,015 My school was John Adams. 137 00:05:14,017 --> 00:05:14,916 Your school was the father of my school? 138 00:05:14,918 --> 00:05:15,917 Does that make sense to you? 139 00:05:15,919 --> 00:05:17,118 None of this does. 140 00:05:17,120 --> 00:05:17,904 I'm also gonna be your teacher next year. 141 00:05:17,935 --> 00:05:20,151 - You're kidding me. - Now back to our story. 142 00:05:21,057 --> 00:05:24,526 It is I, John not Quincy Adams. 143 00:05:27,029 --> 00:05:29,497 Wait, why'd they name the school after this guy? 144 00:05:29,499 --> 00:05:30,899 I mean, he must have done something. 145 00:05:30,901 --> 00:05:32,734 He did. He did something, we're gonna get to it. 146 00:05:32,736 --> 00:05:36,805 So, John Adams, where are your rebel friends? 147 00:05:36,807 --> 00:05:38,873 With me as always. 148 00:05:38,875 --> 00:05:41,176 Hark! 149 00:05:41,178 --> 00:05:43,144 Here's one right now. 150 00:05:45,214 --> 00:05:47,716 Looking good, Georgie Washington. 151 00:05:47,718 --> 00:05:50,685 John, you're embarrassing me. 152 00:05:52,088 --> 00:05:54,022 Good! 153 00:05:54,024 --> 00:05:59,794 Now, may I introduce, he is crazy smart, he's rocking granny glasses, 154 00:05:59,796 --> 00:06:04,866 the old kite flyer himself, Benjamin Franklin. 155 00:06:04,868 --> 00:06:06,968 Maya: I'm not doing this. 156 00:06:06,970 --> 00:06:09,971 Come on, we can't start the revolution without you. 157 00:06:09,973 --> 00:06:11,706 Fine, but nobody look at me. 158 00:06:11,708 --> 00:06:15,009 Okay, nobody look at Maya! 159 00:06:21,050 --> 00:06:22,317 (Classmates laughing) 160 00:06:22,319 --> 00:06:27,889 Why, Benjamin Franklin, can you feel the electricity between us? 161 00:06:27,891 --> 00:06:29,090 Huh? 162 00:06:30,726 --> 00:06:32,827 When do we get rid of this guy? 163 00:06:32,829 --> 00:06:33,828 Right now! 164 00:06:33,830 --> 00:06:37,098 King George, the American colonies want their freedom. 165 00:06:37,100 --> 00:06:40,034 You belong to me, and I will never let you go. 166 00:06:40,036 --> 00:06:40,837 It's the king's law. 167 00:06:40,855 --> 00:06:42,871 You belong to me until you're 18. 168 00:06:42,873 --> 00:06:43,938 It's the law. 169 00:06:43,940 --> 00:06:45,874 Whatever you say, king George. 170 00:06:45,876 --> 00:06:47,308 Stop calling me that. 171 00:06:47,310 --> 00:06:48,643 What's the matter? 172 00:06:48,645 --> 00:06:49,677 Pops doesn't like pops' lesson? 173 00:06:49,679 --> 00:06:50,812 Yeah. 174 00:06:50,814 --> 00:06:55,216 Listen guys, not everything I teach you in class applies to our lives. 175 00:06:55,218 --> 00:06:57,352 It does, every time, sir. 176 00:06:57,354 --> 00:06:58,953 Okay, game is all set up. 177 00:06:58,955 --> 00:07:00,255 We doing this thing, or what? 178 00:07:00,257 --> 00:07:01,956 - No. - Yes. 179 00:07:01,958 --> 00:07:04,592 Do you guys even know how to play the family game? 180 00:07:04,594 --> 00:07:06,027 Let me teach you. 181 00:07:06,029 --> 00:07:07,028 Okay. 182 00:07:07,030 --> 00:07:09,063 Because I'm always here, and you can't get rid of me. 183 00:07:09,065 --> 00:07:09,512 Always wins. 184 00:07:09,543 --> 00:07:11,299 Always eats too much popcorn and says, 185 00:07:11,301 --> 00:07:12,867 "I'm never eating popcorn again." 186 00:07:12,869 --> 00:07:14,936 (Muffled) But it's so delicious. 187 00:07:16,972 --> 00:07:18,940 Would you be on my team, Uncle Josh? 188 00:07:18,942 --> 00:07:20,074 Try and stop me. 189 00:07:20,076 --> 00:07:21,743 Okay, I'll stop you. You're on my team. 190 00:07:21,745 --> 00:07:22,877 He's my Uncle. 191 00:07:22,879 --> 00:07:24,946 He's my husband. 192 00:07:24,948 --> 00:07:28,049 Congratulations. 193 00:07:28,051 --> 00:07:29,818 It says here the goal is to get in to one of 194 00:07:29,820 --> 00:07:31,286 the four success squares with your teammate. 195 00:07:31,288 --> 00:07:33,621 And then you win. It makes this sound. 196 00:07:33,623 --> 00:07:34,756 (Horn sounds) 197 00:07:34,758 --> 00:07:37,025 I win! Oh, it hasn't happened yet. 198 00:07:37,027 --> 00:07:39,794 What's the big circle in the middle for? 199 00:07:39,796 --> 00:07:40,862 Oh, we don't go there. 200 00:07:40,864 --> 00:07:43,131 If even one person goes in there, then you have to play the long game. 201 00:07:43,133 --> 00:07:44,365 What's the long game? 202 00:07:44,367 --> 00:07:45,366 I don't know. We've never played it. 203 00:07:45,368 --> 00:07:46,234 Intriguing. Should we find out? 204 00:07:46,236 --> 00:07:47,702 No, it takes forever. 205 00:07:47,704 --> 00:07:49,003 And you don't get to hear this. 206 00:07:49,005 --> 00:07:50,805 - (Horn sounds) - I win! 207 00:07:50,807 --> 00:07:52,807 Oh, something's wrong with me. 208 00:07:52,809 --> 00:07:54,175 (Doorbell rings) 209 00:07:54,177 --> 00:07:57,178 I win! Oh, my goodness. 210 00:07:57,180 --> 00:07:58,947 Now who could that be? 211 00:07:58,949 --> 00:08:01,282 Hi, Auggie. 212 00:08:01,284 --> 00:08:02,717 Hey, you're playing a game? 213 00:08:02,719 --> 00:08:04,118 Can I be on your team? 214 00:08:08,190 --> 00:08:10,024 You're on your own, pal. 215 00:08:10,026 --> 00:08:12,694 My woman's here. 216 00:08:12,696 --> 00:08:13,995 Sure, Auggie. 217 00:08:13,997 --> 00:08:16,164 Bring your woman in. 218 00:08:16,166 --> 00:08:18,066 Let's bring in everybody. 219 00:08:18,068 --> 00:08:20,368 Why don't we put up signs on the telephone poles 220 00:08:20,370 --> 00:08:22,170 next to the cats and the dogs. 221 00:08:22,172 --> 00:08:23,872 Matthews family game night. 222 00:08:23,874 --> 00:08:26,908 Only not really, it's kind of everybody family game night. 223 00:08:26,910 --> 00:08:27,976 Isn't it? Huh? 224 00:08:27,978 --> 00:08:28,943 Isn't it? 225 00:08:28,945 --> 00:08:30,378 There's the freak out. 226 00:08:30,380 --> 00:08:31,446 Best show in town. 227 00:08:31,448 --> 00:08:32,847 Do you feel better now, buddy? 228 00:08:32,849 --> 00:08:34,883 I do, thank you. 229 00:08:34,885 --> 00:08:36,117 Thank you. 230 00:08:43,058 --> 00:08:44,325 Well, well. 231 00:08:44,327 --> 00:08:48,229 Looks like everybody's all partnered up except for lil ol' us. 232 00:08:48,231 --> 00:08:49,264 Huh. 233 00:08:49,266 --> 00:08:51,266 I could pick you. 234 00:08:51,268 --> 00:08:54,102 Or I could pick you. 235 00:08:54,104 --> 00:08:56,404 Or I could pick you. 236 00:08:56,406 --> 00:08:58,540 Or I could pick you. 237 00:09:02,378 --> 00:09:07,015 Yeah, well, you see, you represent homework and no fun, 238 00:09:07,017 --> 00:09:11,085 while you are so handsome it kind of makes my eyes hurt. 239 00:09:11,087 --> 00:09:13,187 Okay, here's what I'm gonna do. 240 00:09:13,189 --> 00:09:15,723 I'm gonna be the game show host, is what I'm gonna do. 241 00:09:15,725 --> 00:09:17,926 'Cause they stand. 242 00:09:17,928 --> 00:09:19,994 And they move. 243 00:09:20,996 --> 00:09:21,930 Hiya, partner. 244 00:09:21,932 --> 00:09:23,364 Oh, boy. 245 00:09:23,366 --> 00:09:27,936 And game show hosts make sure everyone follows the rules and plays fair. 246 00:09:27,938 --> 00:09:29,070 Especially this one. 247 00:09:29,072 --> 00:09:30,371 Ava! 248 00:09:30,373 --> 00:09:31,806 Shh. 249 00:09:31,808 --> 00:09:34,008 I'm doing this for us, baby. 250 00:09:35,911 --> 00:09:36,578 Josh: Okay. 251 00:09:36,609 --> 00:09:39,247 The object of this game is to create a family, 252 00:09:39,249 --> 00:09:41,816 protect it, and get safely through a world of obstacles 253 00:09:41,818 --> 00:09:43,985 that will test how strong your family is. 254 00:09:43,987 --> 00:09:47,755 The winner of the short game is the first team to end up in one of the four 255 00:09:47,757 --> 00:09:50,291 success squares with a car and a house. 256 00:09:50,293 --> 00:09:52,961 Get me a car and a house. 257 00:09:52,963 --> 00:09:57,298 I'm trying. 258 00:09:57,300 --> 00:09:57,847 Okay. 259 00:09:57,878 --> 00:10:00,034 Um, Maya and I up first. We'll go first. 260 00:10:00,036 --> 00:10:01,369 Oh, says who? 261 00:10:01,371 --> 00:10:03,304 Says the king of the castle. 262 00:10:03,306 --> 00:10:06,240 Just because you're the king, doesn't mean you get to make all of the rules. 263 00:10:06,242 --> 00:10:07,976 Oh, yeah? 264 00:10:07,978 --> 00:10:10,098 That's actually the first rule in the king's handbook. 265 00:10:10,446 --> 00:10:12,914 Well, it's been a lovely evening. 266 00:10:12,916 --> 00:10:16,184 And now I need a hug from my mama. 267 00:10:16,186 --> 00:10:17,185 Mama? 268 00:10:17,187 --> 00:10:18,920 Yeah. 269 00:10:18,922 --> 00:10:20,088 What do you call your mama? 270 00:10:20,090 --> 00:10:21,923 Ma. 271 00:10:21,925 --> 00:10:23,191 Try it out. 272 00:10:23,193 --> 00:10:26,094 Ma. 273 00:10:26,096 --> 00:10:27,996 Nah, she'd put me in the shed. 274 00:10:30,232 --> 00:10:36,104 You know what, dad, you may be the king, but I am going first. 275 00:10:37,206 --> 00:10:38,239 (Gasps) 276 00:10:38,241 --> 00:10:41,342 (Gasps) You are staging an act of open rebellion against your king. 277 00:10:41,344 --> 00:10:43,945 You have left the colonies no choice but to break away 278 00:10:43,947 --> 00:10:45,513 from you and become independent. 279 00:10:45,515 --> 00:10:47,281 Because you're fighting for the sake of your families. 280 00:10:47,283 --> 00:10:47,803 And friends. 281 00:10:47,834 --> 00:10:49,884 And family is the most important thing in the world. 282 00:10:49,886 --> 00:10:50,406 And friends. 283 00:10:50,437 --> 00:10:52,487 Riley, you don't think family should come first? 284 00:10:52,489 --> 00:10:54,922 I cannot do this right now. 285 00:10:54,924 --> 00:10:57,025 I am in the middle of a rebellion. 286 00:10:57,027 --> 00:10:58,559 Oh, yeah. 287 00:10:58,561 --> 00:11:00,028 Oh, yeah. 288 00:11:00,030 --> 00:11:01,195 Let's see how your little rebellion 289 00:11:01,197 --> 00:11:03,498 fares against the might of the British empire. 290 00:11:09,004 --> 00:11:11,105 Whoa, Farkle. 291 00:11:11,107 --> 00:11:12,173 Where'd you get the cannon? 292 00:11:12,175 --> 00:11:14,075 From my cannon guy. 293 00:11:15,077 --> 00:11:16,944 Yes, general Washington. 294 00:11:16,946 --> 00:11:19,881 You really have to wonder if the king wasn't so stubborn, 295 00:11:19,883 --> 00:11:21,025 could something have been worked out 296 00:11:21,056 --> 00:11:22,617 so America would still be in the British family? 297 00:11:22,619 --> 00:11:29,924 A nation or a family, can only remain united if it's leaders govern fairly 298 00:11:29,926 --> 00:11:34,128 and address the needs of all of its members both old and young. 299 00:11:34,130 --> 00:11:36,064 Well, I'm not gonna. 300 00:11:36,066 --> 00:11:38,066 So let's get this party started. 301 00:11:38,068 --> 00:11:40,001 Is this thing loaded? 302 00:11:40,003 --> 00:11:41,069 It is now. 303 00:11:41,071 --> 00:11:42,937 Happy fourth of July, everybody. 304 00:11:42,939 --> 00:11:45,406 Maya, the war hasn't even started yet. 305 00:11:45,408 --> 00:11:46,541 You're gonna love Boston. 306 00:11:46,543 --> 00:11:48,943 Farkle: When am I going to Boston? 307 00:11:48,945 --> 00:11:49,977 In five... 308 00:11:49,979 --> 00:11:52,013 Four, three... 309 00:11:52,015 --> 00:11:54,515 Four, five, six, and as usual 310 00:11:54,517 --> 00:11:56,884 I will choose the fatherhood path. 311 00:11:56,886 --> 00:11:58,619 Bing, bing, bing, bing. 312 00:11:58,621 --> 00:12:00,888 And the pink square means... 313 00:12:00,890 --> 00:12:02,090 I get a daughter. 314 00:12:03,325 --> 00:12:06,494 Actually sir, Farkle and I already own that square. 315 00:12:06,496 --> 00:12:09,030 So... 316 00:12:09,032 --> 00:12:11,099 So, your daughter's ours. 317 00:12:12,401 --> 00:12:14,202 Excuse me. 318 00:12:15,437 --> 00:12:16,904 Let him talk. 319 00:12:18,240 --> 00:12:20,942 According to the game, we get your daughter. 320 00:12:23,245 --> 00:12:24,545 Josh! 321 00:12:24,547 --> 00:12:27,081 She's not Riley Matthews anymore, my brother. 322 00:12:27,083 --> 00:12:30,151 She's now Mrs. Dr. Howdy Turtleneck. 323 00:12:37,426 --> 00:12:40,261 Uh, sir, you're holding on a little tight. 324 00:12:40,263 --> 00:12:41,562 You really need to let go, sir. 325 00:12:43,599 --> 00:12:48,136 You killed my daughter. 326 00:12:48,138 --> 00:12:49,303 My turn. 327 00:12:49,305 --> 00:12:50,371 I pick six. 328 00:12:50,373 --> 00:12:52,039 Uh, Ava you need to roll the dice. 329 00:12:52,041 --> 00:12:54,041 One, two, three four five six. 330 00:12:54,043 --> 00:12:55,943 Josh, objection. 331 00:12:55,945 --> 00:12:57,645 I'm going to allow it. 332 00:12:57,647 --> 00:12:58,780 Why? 333 00:12:58,782 --> 00:13:00,248 Because she cracks me up. 334 00:13:01,350 --> 00:13:03,017 I get a... 335 00:13:03,019 --> 00:13:04,318 Make your own luck card. 336 00:13:04,320 --> 00:13:07,054 Take over someone's family business. 337 00:13:07,056 --> 00:13:09,690 Choose one player to send back to start. 338 00:13:09,692 --> 00:13:11,058 I choose... 339 00:13:11,060 --> 00:13:12,059 Hmm... 340 00:13:12,061 --> 00:13:15,730 One Topanga, two Topanga, three Topanga, four. 341 00:13:15,732 --> 00:13:19,000 Five Topanga, six Topanga, seven Topanga, or... 342 00:13:19,002 --> 00:13:20,134 Topanga! 343 00:13:22,337 --> 00:13:25,239 Wee! Poom! 344 00:13:27,709 --> 00:13:30,244 This stinks. 345 00:13:30,246 --> 00:13:32,079 This had to be done, mommy. 346 00:13:32,081 --> 00:13:34,749 It's okay, my lovebug. 347 00:13:34,751 --> 00:13:37,051 Luckily, my team always wins. 348 00:13:37,053 --> 00:13:41,088 And my teammate has a turn, and I'm sure she's going to use it to help me. 349 00:13:41,090 --> 00:13:43,090 Right, Riley? 350 00:13:43,092 --> 00:13:44,992 Sweetheart? 351 00:13:44,994 --> 00:13:50,097 Mom, I really hate to do this but I have a go to Europe with a friend card. 352 00:13:51,533 --> 00:13:53,634 And you're all the way back there. 353 00:13:53,636 --> 00:13:55,069 And I've never been to Europe. 354 00:13:56,338 --> 00:13:58,139 I want to go to Europe. 355 00:13:58,141 --> 00:14:02,043 Get off my back! 356 00:14:02,045 --> 00:14:05,346 Wait, you're leaving me? 357 00:14:05,348 --> 00:14:08,082 Mom, it is not personal, I just got this card and... 358 00:14:08,084 --> 00:14:11,118 Wait, you're leaving me? 359 00:14:12,321 --> 00:14:14,088 Here it comes. 360 00:14:14,090 --> 00:14:16,090 I am your mother. 361 00:14:16,092 --> 00:14:18,659 I have your absolute love and loyalty. 362 00:14:18,661 --> 00:14:20,262 What do you think you're talking to him? 363 00:14:21,597 --> 00:14:23,030 Hey, Farkle. 364 00:14:23,032 --> 00:14:24,031 How do you that again? 365 00:14:24,033 --> 00:14:25,099 Huh? 366 00:14:25,767 --> 00:14:27,668 Huh? 367 00:14:29,571 --> 00:14:30,372 Now you run, sir. 368 00:14:30,403 --> 00:14:35,643 No, actually now I go right over here which is exactly where I belong. 369 00:14:35,645 --> 00:14:37,178 Well, this game just got real. 370 00:14:37,180 --> 00:14:40,815 Will the daughter go off on her own or does the mother hold on to her forever? 371 00:14:40,817 --> 00:14:42,116 I'm sorry, mommy. 372 00:14:44,686 --> 00:14:45,820 Partners? 373 00:14:45,822 --> 00:14:47,221 Forever. 374 00:14:47,223 --> 00:14:48,222 Riley? 375 00:14:48,224 --> 00:14:50,224 Mom, I am just playing a game. 376 00:14:50,226 --> 00:14:51,492 Isn't that what you want me to do? 377 00:14:51,494 --> 00:14:52,693 Win? 378 00:14:52,695 --> 00:14:55,529 Not without me. 379 00:14:55,531 --> 00:14:56,797 Hey, Topanga. 380 00:14:56,799 --> 00:14:59,133 You and me. 381 00:15:03,272 --> 00:15:04,705 You and me. 382 00:15:04,707 --> 00:15:06,540 Let's win this thing. 383 00:15:06,542 --> 00:15:07,675 You and me. 384 00:15:07,677 --> 00:15:09,076 Let's win this thing. 385 00:15:09,078 --> 00:15:10,478 You and me. 386 00:15:10,480 --> 00:15:12,346 I just want to go home. 387 00:15:13,715 --> 00:15:15,216 You and me. 388 00:15:15,218 --> 00:15:17,251 It's way past our bedtime. 389 00:15:17,253 --> 00:15:20,321 Both: Yeah! 390 00:15:25,794 --> 00:15:28,796 Okay, we have a five minute break for new team strategy talk. 391 00:15:28,798 --> 00:15:30,798 Which means we can not waste a second. 392 00:15:30,800 --> 00:15:32,166 What do you got? 393 00:15:32,168 --> 00:15:33,567 You're destroying your parents. 394 00:15:33,569 --> 00:15:35,403 That's the object of the game. 395 00:15:36,371 --> 00:15:37,872 (Sighs) Oh, come on, Maya. 396 00:15:37,874 --> 00:15:40,263 It's not like we're actually going backpacking through Europe. 397 00:15:40,294 --> 00:15:43,678 We should definitely go backpacking through Europe. 398 00:15:43,680 --> 00:15:45,246 And we'll bring Lucas and Farkle to Europe. 399 00:15:45,248 --> 00:15:46,814 Yeah, and we'll bring your parents. 400 00:15:46,816 --> 00:15:49,750 Why would you want to bring my parents? 401 00:15:49,752 --> 00:15:50,785 Oh. 402 00:15:50,787 --> 00:15:52,720 I get it. 403 00:15:52,722 --> 00:15:55,122 This isn't a game to them at all, is it? 404 00:15:55,124 --> 00:15:56,424 No, it isn't. 405 00:15:56,426 --> 00:15:58,292 Then how do we possibly win? 406 00:15:58,294 --> 00:15:59,827 You don't win. 407 00:15:59,829 --> 00:16:02,129 You just play with them, Riley. 408 00:16:02,131 --> 00:16:03,197 It's game night. 409 00:16:03,199 --> 00:16:04,632 Their favorite night of the month. 410 00:16:05,801 --> 00:16:08,469 I just thought you get more time with them. 411 00:16:08,471 --> 00:16:11,238 She's 12, and she's gonna be gone in a blink. 412 00:16:11,240 --> 00:16:14,608 He's five, and already been married for 20 years. 413 00:16:20,315 --> 00:16:22,350 He gets that from me. 414 00:16:22,352 --> 00:16:24,919 Listen Topanga. 415 00:16:24,921 --> 00:16:29,590 We've been a team all our lives, so now we're a team in this game. 416 00:16:29,592 --> 00:16:31,192 That's not so bad, is it? 417 00:16:31,194 --> 00:16:35,629 You just get so much of her and you do such a great job 418 00:16:35,631 --> 00:16:38,599 teaching her, she's so much like you. 419 00:16:38,601 --> 00:16:41,836 I just want to know that I've made an impression on her. 420 00:16:41,838 --> 00:16:44,171 Every parent I know who has kids this age 421 00:16:44,173 --> 00:16:47,241 tells me this is when they head towards their friends. 422 00:16:48,377 --> 00:16:50,911 But eventually, they make their way back. 423 00:16:54,916 --> 00:16:55,950 Oh, look at that. 424 00:16:55,952 --> 00:16:57,918 They're already back. 425 00:16:57,920 --> 00:17:00,654 Break's over. Game on! 426 00:17:00,656 --> 00:17:03,891 Game over. God bless America. 427 00:17:03,893 --> 00:17:06,327 How could you do this? 428 00:17:06,329 --> 00:17:08,662 My kingdom. 429 00:17:08,664 --> 00:17:10,297 I have nothing left. 430 00:17:11,500 --> 00:17:13,901 Actually, you still have India, Ireland, Australia, 431 00:17:13,903 --> 00:17:16,203 Shakespeare, dickens, and the Beatles. 432 00:17:16,205 --> 00:17:17,271 Oh, yeah. 433 00:17:17,273 --> 00:17:18,806 Who needs you anyway? 434 00:17:18,808 --> 00:17:20,641 You know you do. 435 00:17:20,643 --> 00:17:25,880 The revolutionary war ended in 1783 436 00:17:25,882 --> 00:17:29,717 leaving a rift between england and the United States. 437 00:17:29,719 --> 00:17:31,485 But we love each other now, though, right? 438 00:17:31,487 --> 00:17:34,555 We do, but it took some time. 439 00:17:34,557 --> 00:17:38,826 In fact, it wasn't until 1814, when another American 440 00:17:38,828 --> 00:17:41,349 helped mend that relationship. 441 00:17:41,380 --> 00:17:45,299 His name, Riley, was John Quincy Adams. 442 00:17:45,301 --> 00:17:47,468 Oh. 443 00:17:47,470 --> 00:17:48,903 That's what the kid did. 444 00:17:48,905 --> 00:17:50,004 Cory: That's right. 445 00:17:50,006 --> 00:17:53,374 See, it took the next generation to bring everybody together. 446 00:17:53,376 --> 00:17:56,510 So people that go to war can actually become friends? 447 00:17:56,512 --> 00:18:00,514 Revolution is a short moment in time. 448 00:18:00,516 --> 00:18:03,317 But if you play the long game correctly, 449 00:18:03,319 --> 00:18:06,754 everybody can end up just where they're supposed to be. 450 00:18:10,892 --> 00:18:11,959 Someone has to get a 12. 451 00:18:11,961 --> 00:18:13,327 Anything but a 12. 452 00:18:13,329 --> 00:18:14,895 Nobody throw a 12. 453 00:18:14,897 --> 00:18:15,963 12! 454 00:18:15,965 --> 00:18:17,565 Oh, thank goodness. It's over. 455 00:18:17,567 --> 00:18:19,333 No, it's not. 456 00:18:19,335 --> 00:18:22,369 I'm not going for the success square. 457 00:18:22,371 --> 00:18:24,472 I'm going for the circle in the middle. 458 00:18:24,474 --> 00:18:27,007 We are going to play the long game. 459 00:18:27,009 --> 00:18:28,576 - What? - You could win. 460 00:18:28,578 --> 00:18:29,977 Dude, why would you do that? 461 00:18:31,847 --> 00:18:35,783 Because tonight the family game is not about winning. 462 00:18:35,785 --> 00:18:38,719 Uh, say what? 463 00:18:40,489 --> 00:18:43,858 Mom, I was only trying to beat you because I want you to be proud of me. 464 00:18:43,860 --> 00:18:45,493 You do? 465 00:18:45,495 --> 00:18:47,561 Yeah, I want to be like you. 466 00:18:47,563 --> 00:18:48,896 You do? 467 00:18:48,898 --> 00:18:51,832 A killer shark who always wins? 468 00:18:51,834 --> 00:18:55,503 That is the most beautiful thing I have ever heard. 469 00:18:56,638 --> 00:19:00,808 So tonight, let's find out what happens when you play the long game. 470 00:19:00,810 --> 00:19:03,811 I'm never gonna see my mama again. 471 00:19:03,813 --> 00:19:06,580 I wanted someone to land on the success square. 472 00:19:06,582 --> 00:19:07,882 I kind of wanted to hear 473 00:19:07,884 --> 00:19:08,883 (Horn sounds) 474 00:19:08,885 --> 00:19:10,951 I win! Seriously, help me. 475 00:19:12,087 --> 00:19:15,789 In the long game, the players all play together to conquer the game itself. 476 00:19:15,791 --> 00:19:18,459 So we're all on one big team then? 477 00:19:19,361 --> 00:19:20,895 If you'll let us be. 478 00:19:20,897 --> 00:19:23,964 And dad, I promise that nobody is going anywhere. 479 00:19:23,966 --> 00:19:25,217 Well, Riley, you know what? 480 00:19:25,248 --> 00:19:28,399 If these are the people you've chosen to leave us for someday, 481 00:19:29,471 --> 00:19:32,806 they're welcome to play with us anytime. 482 00:19:32,808 --> 00:19:35,009 You've made some wonderful choices. 483 00:19:35,011 --> 00:19:37,378 You're gonna buy the friends game? 484 00:19:37,380 --> 00:19:38,646 Yeah. 485 00:19:38,648 --> 00:19:40,948 Can we play that one with you guys? 486 00:19:40,950 --> 00:19:42,650 Anytime you want. 487 00:19:44,019 --> 00:19:45,419 You're a good king. 488 00:19:45,421 --> 00:19:47,955 You're a good John Quincy Adams. 489 00:19:47,957 --> 00:19:51,058 Oh, the kid who brought everyone together. 490 00:19:51,060 --> 00:19:52,393 Yeah. 491 00:19:52,395 --> 00:19:54,061 Told you. 492 00:19:56,965 --> 00:19:58,832 (Horn sounds) 493 00:19:58,834 --> 00:19:59,900 Who's joining us? 494 00:19:59,902 --> 00:20:01,969 We are. 495 00:20:07,742 --> 00:20:09,410 Well, birds are chirping. 496 00:20:09,412 --> 00:20:15,416 Sounds of a sleepy city coming to life as the sun peeks its smiling face... 497 00:20:15,418 --> 00:20:16,884 Yeah, okay. 498 00:20:16,886 --> 00:20:18,953 ...upon 8 tired game players. 499 00:20:18,955 --> 00:20:21,855 And if Auggie Matthews can roll a two, 500 00:20:21,857 --> 00:20:26,393 then we will finally find out what happens when you win the long game. 501 00:20:26,395 --> 00:20:27,962 Nobody can roll a two. 502 00:20:27,964 --> 00:20:29,930 We pick two. 503 00:20:29,932 --> 00:20:31,799 You know what, Ava? 504 00:20:31,801 --> 00:20:33,033 I finally like you. 505 00:20:33,035 --> 00:20:34,101 Okay. 506 00:20:37,572 --> 00:20:38,973 (Game chimes) 507 00:20:38,975 --> 00:20:40,674 That's it? 508 00:20:40,676 --> 00:20:42,042 (Game chimes) 509 00:20:42,044 --> 00:20:43,911 (Game whirs) 510 00:20:43,913 --> 00:20:46,046 Hold on. 511 00:20:46,048 --> 00:20:48,115 (Mystical music plays) 512 00:21:08,203 --> 00:21:12,973 And as everyone is joined together, we see that in the long game, 513 00:21:12,975 --> 00:21:15,009 friends become family. 514 00:21:15,011 --> 00:21:17,144 It's not a game at all. 515 00:21:17,146 --> 00:21:18,846 What is it, mommy? 516 00:21:18,848 --> 00:21:20,014 It's life. 517 00:21:20,016 --> 00:21:22,049 Life is the long game? 518 00:21:22,051 --> 00:21:23,217 Yeah, bubba. 519 00:21:23,219 --> 00:21:26,086 Life is the long game. 520 00:21:26,088 --> 00:21:27,154 Maya. 521 00:21:30,025 --> 00:21:31,959 You do understand I'm too old for you? 522 00:21:31,961 --> 00:21:32,860 I do, Josh. 523 00:21:32,862 --> 00:21:34,595 I know that. 524 00:21:34,597 --> 00:21:36,030 Good. 525 00:21:36,032 --> 00:21:38,098 But I'm in it for the long game. 526 00:21:42,003 --> 00:21:46,073 Yeah, me too. 527 00:21:54,549 --> 00:21:56,850 (School bell rings) 528 00:21:56,852 --> 00:21:58,719 I'm glad we're all friends again. 529 00:21:58,721 --> 00:22:00,688 Yeah, I'm glad I can take this off. 530 00:22:00,690 --> 00:22:02,222 It's amazing that people so close can go to war. 531 00:22:02,224 --> 00:22:03,791 Take off your crown. 532 00:22:03,793 --> 00:22:04,925 No. 533 00:22:04,927 --> 00:22:07,161 Luckily, it's all history and not our real lives. 534 00:22:07,163 --> 00:22:08,996 Hey. 535 00:22:08,998 --> 00:22:10,964 We're having family game night tonight. 536 00:22:10,966 --> 00:22:11,865 You guys want to come? 537 00:22:11,867 --> 00:22:13,567 Sure, thanks, I'd love that. 538 00:22:13,569 --> 00:22:14,802 Take off your crown. 539 00:22:14,804 --> 00:22:15,836 No. 540 00:22:15,838 --> 00:22:16,473 I'd love that, thank you. 541 00:22:16,504 --> 00:22:17,871 So you're never going to take off your crown? 542 00:22:17,873 --> 00:22:18,939 No. 543 00:22:20,909 --> 00:22:22,943 Don't you think you should ask your dad? 544 00:22:24,646 --> 00:22:25,913 Nah. 545 00:22:25,915 --> 00:22:28,248 What could possibly go wrong?