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I used to think
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there's gotta be something else
out there for me.
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Something... I don't know.
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More.
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My mom called it restlessness.
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She said
it was an inherited curse.
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But she said, someday,
I would find myself running.
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When I found
what I was looking for,
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she said,
it would bring me to my knees.
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You will be
popular here, Ms. Rabia.
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Very, very popular.
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It's a good place to live.
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The kids are good...
in their way.
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We have a first-rate
Chevrolet dealership.
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There's a grocery store
that's pretty decent.
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But most people
drive to Jamestown
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for their food shopping,
and even as far as Valley City.
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There's a hardware store,
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but I'm not sure how much
longer that's gonna last.
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Probably heard
the movie theater's closing.
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I'm afraid that's true.
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But Big Harley's Cafe,
that's not going anywhere.
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I'm looking for the school.
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-You come from 94?
-Yes, I think, yeah.
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You're in the right direction.
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Thank you.
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We got two
gas stations and three bars,
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although you can hardly count
the Oasis Wheel as a bar,
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and I would personally
avoid Uncle Teddy's,
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which I believe
is called Yugo's now.
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Yeah. It's a downtown, Owl.
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So, tell me about
your volleyball experience.
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-Volleyball?
-Volleyball.
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-I thought...
-It's a Title IX situation.
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Can't have three boys' sports
without three girls'.
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Unfortunate, but...
So, volleyball?
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I don't know...
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We'll pay for books
on the subject.
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-Of volleyball?
-Season starts second semester.
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I'm here for first semester...
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I should've mentioned volleyball
to your dad.
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We were just hoping
he'd have a spare TA around.
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We never imagined that TA
would be his own daughter.
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Well, he didn't send...
I wanted to come.
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I'm... My husband,
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I'm getting out of his hair.
He's working on his doctorate.
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He'll be finished by new year,
so, second semester, I won't...
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Right, you're married.
He works for your dad?
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He's an adjunct
in the department.
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Gosh! He made
such an impression on me,
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your father,
my one semester at the U.
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Oh! Kids? Do you have?
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-Not yet.
-But that's the plan?
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In the new year, for sure.
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Married's better than nothing,
but kids would be better.
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There is popular
and then there is too popular.
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Hey! Let's hit the halls.
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In addition to volleyball,
I jest,
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you'll be teaching
seventh grade geography,
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eighth grade history,
US History, World History,
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All-State...
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...so surprised when
Mr. Schtippel called with this
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abrupt sabbatical request.
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Hope it's just a sabbatical.
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Frankly, he just said, "I gotta
get the French word out."
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Everyone thinks the guitarists
are twins
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'cause of their beards,
but they aren't.
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The drummer, who has no beard,
his name is actually Beard!
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I'm Eli Zebra, said like Debra.
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I've seen Fast Times. Nobody
here knows who Spicoli is.
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I'm Rebecca Grooba,
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everyone in Owl knows
I'm a genius, no one cares.
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I read Finnegans Wake
in eighth grade.
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In five years,
I'm gonna be a registered nurse.
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I'm Katie, I'm Mitch's sister.
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-Who's...
-I'm Mitch.
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I think I'm in love.
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I'm Tina. I'm pregnant.
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Who are you?
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Oh! Coach!
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Coach Laidlaw is also the head
of the English Department.
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You also have
11th grade English.
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Coach Laidlaw,
please meet Coach Julia Rabia.
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-Coach?
-Volleyball. Fingers crossed.
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Maybe you could fill her in
on the English syllabi,
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and show her
the teachers' lounge?
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I'm not that welcome there.
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We start with 1984.
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-What?
-Orwell.
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-You know Orwell?
-I know. I just...
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Not in the syllabus,
but every grade's reading it.
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-You know why?
-'Cause Big Brother is watching.
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'Cause it's 1983.
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Which means next year is?
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-1984.
-I get it. 1984.
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Also, so the kids learned
that freedom is more important
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than playing by the rules.
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Huh?
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If they don't learn that,
the commies win.
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Vanna! Why the long face, huh?
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I wanna solve the puzzle, Vanna!
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-Help you?
-You're...
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-It's Vanna?
-I'm Mitch.
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My last name is Hrlicka,
H-R-L-I-C-K-A.
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Coach thinks it's funny
I can't buy another vowel.
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-That's rude.
-Football is a big deal here.
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I guess that's true everywhere.
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I wouldn't know.
I haven't been anywhere else.
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Time's up! No eating
disorders on school property!
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-What? I wasn't!
-I'm kidding.
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High school bathroom's where
a girl learns how to be skinny.
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-Where are you from?
-Milwaukee.
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You like to drink,
like to get drunk?
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What were you doing,
having a cry?
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-No.
-Dropping a deuce?
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-A what?
-Number two, I invented that.
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-No!
-I'm Naomi.
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When I was 19,
I was a sex kitten.
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When I'm 59,
I'll be 60 pounds overweight.
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Now I'm 33, and you're
getting drunk with me.
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Was that to me?
Or to some audience? Or?
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When I speak,
there's always an audience.
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I'm a teacher in the biblical
sense of the word.
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Any night after 8:00. Yugo's.
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Wear your least comfortable bra.
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Hey, Dad.
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It's nice, it's clean. It's...
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There's just one building
at the end of the main drag.
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What? Nah, the kids are...
They're great. They're...
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Mike's great.
I got off with him.
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He said he's making
good progress.
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No, I'll... No, I'll be back
for Thanksgiving.
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It's too far for Mike
to track out.
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No.
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Yeah, I'm gonna, um, unpack,
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I guess.
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No, tell mom
I'll try her tomorrow.
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I love you, too. Bye.
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So, why do you think
George Orwell wrote 1984?
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Mr. Zebra?
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It's pronounced "zeh-bra."
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And it's because
he was a gay alcoholic.
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-I'm not sure that's right.
-Definitely is.
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And he also wore sunglasses
inside, which was cool.
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He also write
Breakfast at Tiffany's?
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-Definitely probably.
-That's Truman Capote.
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- Rebecca?
- It's called 1984
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'cause Orwell was writing
in 1948.
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He wanted to show the future
was the dystopian present
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and the Thought Police had won.
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-Sorry, I didn't get...
-Don't like speaking in public.
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Mister...
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Mr. Sellers?
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-Mr. Candy?
-No.
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Okay.
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00:09:03,778 --> 00:09:05,646
Tina. What about you?
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George Orwell wrote 1984
because he hated hypocrites,
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and because freedom isn't free.
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"If you want to keep a secret,
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"you must also hide it
from yourself."
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Two plus two equals doobie.
Two plus two equals doobie.
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Doobie. A doobie, doobie.
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A doobie, doobie do.
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00:10:02,571 --> 00:10:04,672
Hey, Mike,
how's the progress?
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No, no, I'm busy, too.
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I'm actually meeting a friend,
a fellow teacher for a drink.
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Taking in some local color,
you know?
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Come on.
Don't be condescending.
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Everyone's been
so nice, actually.
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Nice and honest, I'd say.
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Fine, sure, so far.
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No, we're meeting at 8:00.
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No, I'm not telling you what
I'm wearing... Pants, Mike.
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I'm wearing pants, not a skirt.
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Okay. Yep.
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Good progress. Talk later.
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So Mike feels, and I agree,
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it's not responsible
to start trying
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until he's at least
tenure track,
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00:10:49,584 --> 00:10:53,053
and Dad is holding my position,
but not until the new year,
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and first he needs
to get his doctorate.
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- A lot of steps.
- So many steps.
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My husband just stuck it in me.
I like your bra.
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00:11:00,995 --> 00:11:02,830
Thank you. It's a little small.
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00:11:02,963 --> 00:11:05,833
I figured the salary
couldn't hurt if we're trying...
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00:11:05,966 --> 00:11:08,769
In the new year. Yes.
Can I see your rings?
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00:11:09,703 --> 00:11:10,838
-Engagement or...
-Both.
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00:11:10,971 --> 00:11:13,642
Sure. Sure.
This strong is drink.
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00:11:13,774 --> 00:11:15,776
It's a surely...
What is this called?
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00:11:15,910 --> 00:11:19,246
Alcohol. No, this looks small.
I'm not that into Mike.
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00:11:19,380 --> 00:11:22,750
I'm going to pee like a panther.
Andale, get us more drinks.
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00:11:22,883 --> 00:11:25,920
-Okay. What were you having?
-Anything, but twice as much.
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00:11:26,053 --> 00:11:29,690
-You still have my rings.
-Single girls drink cheaper.
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00:11:39,534 --> 00:11:42,136
-You have Rolling Rock?
-We don't serve mineral water.
195
00:11:42,269 --> 00:11:45,139
-What about a gin and tonic?
-What about one?
196
00:11:45,272 --> 00:11:48,742
-Do you serve one?
-Yes. This is a bar.
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Two, please.
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00:11:51,445 --> 00:11:52,647
You're Julia, correct?
199
00:11:52,780 --> 00:11:54,649
And you work
at the high school, correct?
200
00:11:54,782 --> 00:11:57,084
And you live in the new
apartment building, correct?
201
00:11:57,218 --> 00:12:00,354
-Correct. How did you know that?
-We've heard a lot about you.
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00:12:00,487 --> 00:12:03,390
Speaking of, have you heard
about this new movie E.T.?
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00:12:03,525 --> 00:12:06,327
It's breaking every
box office record imaginable.
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00:12:06,460 --> 00:12:09,531
It's playing at Valley City.
So, assuming you haven't seen it
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00:12:09,664 --> 00:12:11,031
and assuming you're into sci-fi,
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00:12:11,165 --> 00:12:12,933
maybe we can
check it out tomorrow?
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00:12:13,067 --> 00:12:15,002
Did you...
No, we didn't even meet!
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00:12:15,135 --> 00:12:17,738
Did you ask me out
without telling me your name?
209
00:12:17,871 --> 00:12:20,407
No worries, good enough.
Nice to meet you.
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00:12:21,842 --> 00:12:24,613
I would like to apologize
on behalf of the entire bar
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00:12:24,745 --> 00:12:26,648
-for the actions of Bull Calf.
-Bull Calf?
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00:12:26,780 --> 00:12:29,551
We call him Bull Calf,
because he looks like a...
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00:12:29,684 --> 00:12:30,751
sweet little bull calf.
214
00:12:30,884 --> 00:12:33,254
He doesn't know
how to behave around women.
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00:12:33,387 --> 00:12:34,955
I'm Kent. Kent Jones.
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00:12:35,089 --> 00:12:36,357
Julia Rabia.
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00:12:36,490 --> 00:12:37,692
How are you finding Owl?
218
00:12:37,825 --> 00:12:39,728
When I heard
you were meeting Naomi here,
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00:12:39,860 --> 00:12:42,597
I was curious to hear
an outsider's perspective
220
00:12:42,731 --> 00:12:44,164
on our thriving metropolis.
221
00:12:44,298 --> 00:12:47,368
-How'd you know I was meeting...
-Woo-Chuck maybe? Or Two Knocks?
222
00:12:47,502 --> 00:12:50,104
There's Buck Buck,
little Stevie Horse 'n' Phone.
223
00:12:50,237 --> 00:12:52,339
And by the napkins,
The Flaw Brothers.
224
00:12:52,473 --> 00:12:54,942
I'm Jeff. I'm the dynamic Flaw.
225
00:12:55,644 --> 00:12:57,077
On me, Dog Lover.
226
00:12:57,211 --> 00:12:58,345
Dog Lover?
227
00:12:59,113 --> 00:13:01,516
He lets his dog
inside the house.
228
00:13:01,650 --> 00:13:03,884
-And you're?
-I'm Kent Jones, remember?
229
00:13:04,018 --> 00:13:06,086
You're the only one
with no nickname.
230
00:13:06,220 --> 00:13:07,756
Huh. I never thought of that.
231
00:13:07,888 --> 00:13:10,057
Did you hear
the movie theater is closing?
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00:13:10,190 --> 00:13:11,258
I did hear.
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00:13:11,392 --> 00:13:12,893
It's been a great year
for the industry.
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00:13:13,027 --> 00:13:15,195
That E.T. that Bull Calf
was talking about?
235
00:13:15,329 --> 00:13:18,432
I read that the alien is a force
for peace, which is a twist.
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00:13:18,566 --> 00:13:19,668
I read that, too.
237
00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:21,201
-You haven't seen it?
-Not yet.
238
00:13:21,335 --> 00:13:23,871
I could take you to see it,
tomorrow evening?
239
00:13:24,004 --> 00:13:26,040
-Are you kidding me?
-Go back to your stool,
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00:13:26,173 --> 00:13:27,742
-Brother Killer.
-Brother Killer?
241
00:13:27,875 --> 00:13:30,612
Who'd he say he was, Kent Jones?
No one calls him that.
242
00:13:30,745 --> 00:13:32,346
Okay, good enough.
Have a nice night.
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00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:35,049
This is my boyfriend, Ted.
Not my actual boyfriend.
244
00:13:35,182 --> 00:13:36,718
I'm married and don't cheat.
245
00:13:36,850 --> 00:13:38,520
He doesn't talk much, thank God.
246
00:13:38,653 --> 00:13:40,655
Ted, get us another round.
Cheers.
247
00:13:40,789 --> 00:13:42,189
Hmm.
248
00:13:42,323 --> 00:13:44,526
-What is that?
-Gin, hold the tonic.
249
00:13:44,659 --> 00:13:46,493
Compliments of Koombah.
250
00:13:46,628 --> 00:13:48,028
Hmm. Meet my Koombah.
251
00:13:48,162 --> 00:13:49,830
What is the population
of this town?
252
00:13:49,963 --> 00:13:51,298
Below 800 and who cares?
253
00:13:51,432 --> 00:13:53,802
Then, yes,
I have now met everyone in Owl.
254
00:13:53,934 --> 00:13:56,604
I got asked out to E.T. twice.
Once in eight seconds,
255
00:13:56,738 --> 00:13:58,005
-once in 38 seconds.
-Jules...
256
00:13:58,138 --> 00:13:59,741
-Julia.
-You're female,
257
00:13:59,873 --> 00:14:01,208
don't wear a ring, you're new.
258
00:14:01,342 --> 00:14:03,377
Here in Owl,
those three attributes
259
00:14:03,511 --> 00:14:05,580
make you Raquel fucking Welch.
260
00:14:05,714 --> 00:14:08,048
Compliments of Disco Ball.
261
00:14:08,182 --> 00:14:10,884
Don't know what your life
was like where you come from,
262
00:14:11,018 --> 00:14:12,419
but you're in high school now.
263
00:14:12,554 --> 00:14:14,922
They're looking at you
through homecoming glasses.
264
00:14:15,055 --> 00:14:17,792
So if you buy a drink
between now and New Year's,
265
00:14:17,925 --> 00:14:20,562
I swear to God
I will punch you in the poon!
266
00:14:31,773 --> 00:14:33,675
Balboa discovered
the Pacific Ocean.
267
00:14:41,850 --> 00:14:44,485
Angie Dickinson
was born in Kulm.
268
00:15:06,440 --> 00:15:09,511
And the Civil War pop quiz
is multiple-choice!
269
00:15:13,213 --> 00:15:16,083
Can I get a coffee
and, um, toast.
270
00:15:16,216 --> 00:15:18,853
Like four pieces of toast. Uh...
271
00:15:19,019 --> 00:15:20,354
Bread. I'm late. Just bread.
272
00:15:20,487 --> 00:15:22,322
Four slices of bread,
coffee, and water.
273
00:15:22,456 --> 00:15:25,894
First water if there's time.
I... Never mind.
274
00:15:26,026 --> 00:15:28,830
I think teaching
is a very noble vocation.
275
00:15:28,962 --> 00:15:30,431
Mm.
276
00:15:30,565 --> 00:15:33,200
Did you say vacation?
'Cause there's no vacation.
277
00:15:33,333 --> 00:15:37,371
It's great for these kids
to meet someone not from here.
278
00:15:38,405 --> 00:15:39,541
Young professional,
279
00:15:39,674 --> 00:15:41,876
see there are
other possibilities out there.
280
00:15:42,009 --> 00:15:45,145
They're sure not gonna hear it
from their parents.
281
00:15:46,079 --> 00:15:50,685
Oh. Well... thank you.
282
00:15:50,819 --> 00:15:54,756
Another reason, it's good for
kids to have a new role model.
283
00:15:54,889 --> 00:15:57,759
That other English teacher?
Coach Laidlaw?
284
00:15:57,892 --> 00:16:00,662
-He's a bona fide sex criminal.
-What?
285
00:16:08,837 --> 00:16:10,270
Come on. Yup, yup, here now.
286
00:16:10,404 --> 00:16:13,440
- I pick the back.
- Grendel is 6'7",
287
00:16:13,575 --> 00:16:14,809
but his reach is like 7'6",
288
00:16:14,943 --> 00:16:17,177
- whereas Cubby Candy is...
- 5'9".
289
00:16:17,311 --> 00:16:20,047
But Candy's fight record
is 76-0-1.
290
00:16:20,180 --> 00:16:23,551
His only tie was in eighth grade
against a police officer.
291
00:16:23,685 --> 00:16:26,788
Mitch, tell her that Grendel
creams Cubby Candy
292
00:16:26,921 --> 00:16:28,255
in hand-to-hand combat.
293
00:16:28,388 --> 00:16:31,091
-They don't know each other.
-Stop holding out on us!
294
00:16:31,225 --> 00:16:32,727
Just say it! You know!
295
00:16:35,496 --> 00:16:37,699
I heard the baby's due
on Halloween.
296
00:16:37,832 --> 00:16:38,900
It's September.
297
00:16:39,032 --> 00:16:40,869
That'd make her
eight months pregnant.
298
00:16:41,001 --> 00:16:42,236
Does she look it?
299
00:16:42,369 --> 00:16:44,271
She's wearing
a bulky sweater.
300
00:16:44,404 --> 00:16:46,741
Girls only wear them
when they're bulky inside.
301
00:16:46,875 --> 00:16:49,142
It's not that bulky.
302
00:16:49,276 --> 00:16:50,545
That's enough! Get to class!
303
00:16:50,678 --> 00:16:53,313
What you think? Tina's
knocked up? True or false?
304
00:16:53,781 --> 00:16:54,782
T or F?
305
00:16:55,750 --> 00:16:57,117
What's it in the drinking water
306
00:16:57,251 --> 00:16:59,621
that turns all our best women
into floozies?
307
00:16:59,754 --> 00:17:01,623
Ms. Rabia's not a floozy.
308
00:17:01,756 --> 00:17:02,757
Okay, but Tina is?
309
00:17:02,891 --> 00:17:04,491
It's addition by subtraction!
310
00:17:04,626 --> 00:17:07,595
I mean... The Sphynx
has finally spoken!
311
00:17:15,469 --> 00:17:18,338
That's what happens
to the backup, Vanna.
312
00:17:18,472 --> 00:17:20,675
His dick
is in my fucking ears!
313
00:17:20,808 --> 00:17:22,175
That's what happens.
314
00:17:22,309 --> 00:17:25,145
Yanks, it's fine.
315
00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:29,349
How's the culture shock?
I'm hearing great things.
316
00:17:29,483 --> 00:17:31,351
-What is that, bread?
-Toast.
317
00:17:31,485 --> 00:17:33,621
One thing I remembered
I forgot to relay.
318
00:17:33,755 --> 00:17:35,088
Department heads are responsible
319
00:17:35,222 --> 00:17:37,825
for reviewing all department
grading, tests, essays.
320
00:17:37,959 --> 00:17:41,395
It's a bitch, but helps maintain
a level of academic fidelity.
321
00:17:41,529 --> 00:17:44,131
-Fidelity?
-That's what I said, fidelity.
322
00:17:44,264 --> 00:17:46,199
You'll be grading me
on my grading?
323
00:17:46,333 --> 00:17:49,904
Not grading. Reviewing
and massaging, where necessary.
324
00:17:50,038 --> 00:17:52,006
It's cool
I'm not Big Brother here.
325
00:17:52,139 --> 00:17:54,308
I'm more
your adorable younger uncle.
326
00:17:54,441 --> 00:17:56,310
-Isn't that right, Grooba?
-What?
327
00:17:56,443 --> 00:17:59,279
You think of me as your uncle,
don't you, Grooba?
328
00:17:59,413 --> 00:18:00,414
Okay.
329
00:18:04,686 --> 00:18:08,155
Listen, I don't believe
in sliding scales.
330
00:18:08,288 --> 00:18:10,992
If someone's tipping the scales
around here,
331
00:18:11,124 --> 00:18:12,492
we trim the fat.
332
00:18:15,830 --> 00:18:17,364
But she's 17!
333
00:18:17,497 --> 00:18:20,034
Why doesn't someone
do something? Tell her parents.
334
00:18:20,167 --> 00:18:22,369
Her parents know.
Everyone in town knows.
335
00:18:22,503 --> 00:18:24,572
But it doesn't mean
it isn't natural.
336
00:18:24,706 --> 00:18:26,941
I had sex with everyone twice
in high school
337
00:18:27,075 --> 00:18:29,510
before I met my husband
and became faithful.
338
00:18:29,644 --> 00:18:30,778
Ted, get us drinks.
339
00:18:30,912 --> 00:18:33,280
Yeah, why isn't anyone
buying us drinks tonight?
340
00:18:33,413 --> 00:18:35,917
Maybe they're sick of being
the only one in the bar
341
00:18:36,050 --> 00:18:37,085
you haven't sleep with.
342
00:18:37,217 --> 00:18:39,687
What? I haven't slept
with anyone!
343
00:18:39,821 --> 00:18:42,724
Exactly. And as long as
you don't sleep with anyone,
344
00:18:42,857 --> 00:18:45,392
I guarantee you
100% of everyone here will think
345
00:18:45,526 --> 00:18:47,895
they're the only ones
you haven't slept with,
346
00:18:48,029 --> 00:18:49,697
and they'd be right!
347
00:18:49,831 --> 00:18:51,331
How many abortions have you had?
348
00:18:51,465 --> 00:18:54,234
-What?
-Oh, my God, Julia Rabia.
349
00:18:54,368 --> 00:18:56,537
When are you going
to start living a little?
350
00:18:56,671 --> 00:18:59,707
It's like you're alive,
but you don't even care.
351
00:19:48,388 --> 00:19:49,389
Hey.
352
00:19:53,795 --> 00:19:55,328
I'm Julia.
353
00:19:59,266 --> 00:20:01,201
It's nice to meet you.
354
00:20:02,436 --> 00:20:04,404
-We've met.
-What?
355
00:20:05,106 --> 00:20:07,709
I said, we've met.
356
00:20:07,842 --> 00:20:10,277
Oh! I don't recall that.
357
00:20:10,410 --> 00:20:13,581
-It was late, you were drunk.
-I don't recall that.
358
00:20:13,715 --> 00:20:14,816
Maybe we haven't met.
359
00:20:14,949 --> 00:20:16,651
I'm not saying that.
I met a lot of people.
360
00:20:16,784 --> 00:20:19,187
-You buy me a drink?
-Vance Druid doesn't pay.
361
00:20:19,352 --> 00:20:21,556
-Druid was quarterback.
-Quarterback?
362
00:20:21,689 --> 00:20:22,724
Compliments of Ted.
363
00:20:23,725 --> 00:20:24,726
So...
364
00:20:27,095 --> 00:20:28,428
Are you meeting anyone tonight?
365
00:20:28,563 --> 00:20:30,932
Gonna play music on the jukebox
and go home.
366
00:20:31,065 --> 00:20:32,700
Cool. What music?
367
00:20:32,834 --> 00:20:34,468
Elvis Costello.
368
00:20:34,602 --> 00:20:36,938
-Just Elvis Costello?
-Yeah.
369
00:20:37,071 --> 00:20:39,306
You only like Elvis Costello?
370
00:20:39,941 --> 00:20:40,942
That's right.
371
00:20:41,943 --> 00:20:43,111
What about the Beatles?
372
00:20:43,243 --> 00:20:44,377
Their songs are boring.
373
00:20:44,512 --> 00:20:47,447
What about Foreigner?
Or Boston? Or Journey?
374
00:20:47,582 --> 00:20:48,983
Thought they were the same band.
375
00:20:49,117 --> 00:20:52,620
-Led Zeppelin, Fleetwood Mac?
-Don't like female singers.
376
00:20:52,754 --> 00:20:54,856
-Zeppelin doesn't have one.
-News to me.
377
00:20:54,989 --> 00:20:56,356
-Eagles?
-Nobody listens to them.
378
00:20:56,490 --> 00:20:58,325
-The Police?
-Never heard of 'em.
379
00:20:58,458 --> 00:21:00,728
-Bruce Springsteen?
-Seems like a dick.
380
00:21:01,896 --> 00:21:04,565
So, just Elvis Costello?
381
00:21:04,699 --> 00:21:06,134
Why not?
382
00:21:06,266 --> 00:21:08,202
He's got plenty of albums.
383
00:21:08,335 --> 00:21:11,038
Here, I'll play you one.
384
00:21:33,194 --> 00:21:34,228
Hi!
385
00:21:34,361 --> 00:21:37,297
I'm sorry, baby.
Were you sleeping?
386
00:21:37,430 --> 00:21:40,601
I forgot, it must be,
like, 3:00 a.m. there.
387
00:21:40,735 --> 00:21:44,404
I know it's the same time zone.
Because of daylight savings...
388
00:21:44,539 --> 00:21:48,142
No, of course I'm not drunk.
I just... I had a bad dream.
389
00:21:48,276 --> 00:21:50,912
You know who sounds drunk?
You sound drunk.
390
00:21:51,045 --> 00:21:53,281
No. I'm kidding, sorry.
391
00:21:53,413 --> 00:21:55,983
How was progress today?
Did you make good progress?
392
00:21:56,117 --> 00:21:57,317
Cool.
393
00:21:57,952 --> 00:21:58,953
Cool.
394
00:22:00,021 --> 00:22:02,790
I, um... I was thinking,
395
00:22:02,924 --> 00:22:04,859
maybe you could come here
for Thanksgiving,
396
00:22:04,992 --> 00:22:07,829
so I could show you around,
show you my world here.
397
00:22:07,962 --> 00:22:09,329
It's so dumb.
398
00:22:10,430 --> 00:22:12,365
Yes, I know it's a long drive,
I drove it.
399
00:22:12,499 --> 00:22:14,936
You know, it's 3:00 a.m.,
I can't talk about this.
400
00:22:15,069 --> 00:22:16,003
All right, bye.
401
00:22:33,888 --> 00:22:35,056
What the fuck!
402
00:22:35,189 --> 00:22:37,424
-Oh, no. No, no.
-It's closed.
403
00:22:37,558 --> 00:22:40,728
What? No. No, I'm gonna be late
for school.
404
00:22:40,862 --> 00:22:41,929
It's Sunday.
405
00:22:44,364 --> 00:22:45,566
Oh, right.
406
00:22:46,968 --> 00:22:47,969
Right.
407
00:22:52,039 --> 00:22:55,009
So, what are you going to do?
408
00:22:56,244 --> 00:22:57,745
What, like, long-term?
409
00:22:58,779 --> 00:23:00,748
- For breakfast.
- Oh.
410
00:23:01,549 --> 00:23:03,383
I don't know, maybe I'll...
411
00:23:04,285 --> 00:23:05,553
go back home.
412
00:23:06,287 --> 00:23:08,189
I have eggs.
413
00:23:08,322 --> 00:23:10,691
I'm parked in the alley.
You could follow me.
414
00:23:15,830 --> 00:23:16,831
Good.
415
00:23:18,398 --> 00:23:19,600
Okay.
416
00:23:31,879 --> 00:23:34,015
Can I help you
with the dishes?
417
00:23:34,148 --> 00:23:35,716
No, I got 'em.
418
00:23:37,450 --> 00:23:40,354
-You a football fan?
-Never missed a game.
419
00:23:40,521 --> 00:23:43,190
Hey, have you ever heard
of some asshole quarterback
420
00:23:43,324 --> 00:23:44,792
named Vance Druid?
421
00:23:45,359 --> 00:23:46,594
Vance.
422
00:23:47,561 --> 00:23:50,831
Vance has an older brother, Bo.
423
00:23:50,965 --> 00:23:55,435
And Bo was a quarterback
with talent. Two state titles.
424
00:23:55,903 --> 00:23:57,204
But with Vance,
425
00:23:58,606 --> 00:24:01,275
we never made the playoffs.
426
00:24:01,409 --> 00:24:04,345
But everyone treats him
like a celebrity.
427
00:24:04,477 --> 00:24:07,615
Because of his final game.
Let me show ya.
428
00:24:10,351 --> 00:24:11,886
Cool scrapbook.
429
00:24:13,087 --> 00:24:15,890
Never had kids,
plenty of time for hobbies.
430
00:24:17,058 --> 00:24:20,761
So, we were down 14-13,
431
00:24:20,895 --> 00:24:23,264
going for the two-point
conversion in the win
432
00:24:23,397 --> 00:24:25,498
instead of the extra point
in the tie.
433
00:24:25,633 --> 00:24:27,467
And Vance had this opportunity
434
00:24:27,601 --> 00:24:30,137
to redeem
an otherwise mediocre career
435
00:24:30,271 --> 00:24:33,541
on the last play
of his final game.
436
00:24:33,674 --> 00:24:37,345
But when he took the snap,
offensive line just blew up.
437
00:24:37,477 --> 00:24:39,947
There were Lincoln defenders
everywhere.
438
00:24:40,681 --> 00:24:43,351
And Vance started running away.
439
00:24:43,483 --> 00:24:44,952
He was zigzagging a bit,
440
00:24:45,086 --> 00:24:47,855
but pretty well
just fleeing the scene.
441
00:24:48,556 --> 00:24:50,558
I'm gonna check on the coffee.
442
00:24:51,659 --> 00:24:54,528
- He ran away?
- Oh, he sprinted.
443
00:24:54,662 --> 00:24:58,666
We thought he was going to score
against himself.
444
00:24:58,799 --> 00:25:01,902
You could hear it in the crowd,
the shift from, you know,
445
00:25:02,036 --> 00:25:03,471
excitement to amusement.
446
00:25:03,604 --> 00:25:06,540
And then,
around his own 20 yard-line,
447
00:25:06,674 --> 00:25:08,776
for whatever reason,
the humiliation,
448
00:25:08,909 --> 00:25:10,978
maybe he just got tired
of running,
449
00:25:11,112 --> 00:25:14,382
but Vance decided
to try and score after all.
450
00:25:14,515 --> 00:25:16,350
He juked and jived, you know?
451
00:25:16,484 --> 00:25:18,319
Got hit, didn't care,
452
00:25:18,452 --> 00:25:20,755
then two yards from pay dirt,
impossibly,
453
00:25:20,888 --> 00:25:22,456
back to where the play started,
454
00:25:22,590 --> 00:25:24,358
he did
the most remarkable thing.
455
00:25:24,492 --> 00:25:26,827
-Do you want cream?
-Uh-uh.
456
00:25:27,461 --> 00:25:28,796
He had one defender left,
457
00:25:28,929 --> 00:25:30,931
the skinny cornerback
he could bull-rush,
458
00:25:31,065 --> 00:25:33,768
and instead Vance threw the ball
to a teammate,
459
00:25:33,901 --> 00:25:36,804
number 80 in the opposite corner
of the end zone.
460
00:25:36,937 --> 00:25:39,573
He threw, you know,
across his body.
461
00:25:39,707 --> 00:25:42,511
The one throw coaches
tell quarterbacks never to make.
462
00:25:42,643 --> 00:25:43,778
Bound to be intercepted.
463
00:25:43,911 --> 00:25:46,180
But at the last second,
whether he was...
464
00:25:47,148 --> 00:25:48,349
sharing the glory
465
00:25:48,482 --> 00:25:51,252
or just trying to show up
his coaches one last time.
466
00:25:51,385 --> 00:25:53,621
I mean...
467
00:25:54,355 --> 00:25:56,257
Never seen a tighter spiral.
468
00:25:59,026 --> 00:26:01,530
Bismarck affiliates
were collecting B-roll
469
00:26:01,662 --> 00:26:03,931
for a local color story.
470
00:26:04,065 --> 00:26:05,633
That play went national.
471
00:26:05,766 --> 00:26:08,969
-That's what he's famous for?
-Just a freak play.
472
00:26:09,103 --> 00:26:11,472
If that were real,
number 80 would've dropped it.
473
00:26:11,605 --> 00:26:12,840
But it was real.
474
00:26:12,973 --> 00:26:15,510
And it wasn't staged
like the moon landing.
475
00:26:15,643 --> 00:26:17,344
That's what you practice for,
476
00:26:17,478 --> 00:26:19,580
if you know
you're ready for miracles.
477
00:26:19,713 --> 00:26:20,848
You don't play catch
478
00:26:20,981 --> 00:26:24,218
trying to get better
at dropping the ball.
479
00:26:24,351 --> 00:26:28,355
Uh, thank you for the breakfast
and the football.
480
00:26:28,489 --> 00:26:30,724
Come anytime.
We're open every Sunday.
481
00:26:30,858 --> 00:26:32,561
Careful,
I may take you up on that.
482
00:26:32,693 --> 00:26:34,128
We hope you do.
483
00:26:36,764 --> 00:26:39,700
Hey, I don't know
about that Coach Laidlaw.
484
00:26:39,834 --> 00:26:41,102
He seemed okay to me.
485
00:26:41,235 --> 00:26:43,938
-My friend was defending him...
-Let me stop you there.
486
00:26:44,071 --> 00:26:45,339
I don't like gossip,
487
00:26:45,473 --> 00:26:47,842
and we've lost more games
than we've won this year,
488
00:26:47,975 --> 00:26:50,444
so anything I say
against Coach Laidlaw
489
00:26:50,579 --> 00:26:52,680
could be chalked up
to personal resentment.
490
00:26:52,813 --> 00:26:55,883
But in the court of Saint Peter,
491
00:26:56,717 --> 00:26:58,686
that man is indefensible.
492
00:27:07,962 --> 00:27:10,764
The bill that created
the Dakota Territory
493
00:27:10,898 --> 00:27:13,801
originally encompassed
both Dakotas and which States?
494
00:27:14,935 --> 00:27:16,670
Wyoming, Montana,
495
00:27:16,804 --> 00:27:18,472
and Coach Laidlaw
must be stopped.
496
00:27:18,607 --> 00:27:20,808
Those my papers?
497
00:27:22,076 --> 00:27:24,645
You scared me.
Just kidding. Just kidding.
498
00:27:25,246 --> 00:27:26,747
I thought you scared me.
499
00:27:27,715 --> 00:27:29,850
I was just...
I'm almost finished.
500
00:27:30,985 --> 00:27:33,687
Wanna pop 'em by my office
end of period?
501
00:27:34,321 --> 00:27:35,756
Yeah, sure, of course.
502
00:27:38,259 --> 00:27:39,760
-Okay.
-Okay.
503
00:27:43,264 --> 00:27:47,067
B-minus. Well argued,
but need more details.
504
00:27:47,201 --> 00:27:51,038
Next time, try to flesh out
what you're trying to say.
505
00:27:51,172 --> 00:27:53,741
Nota bene,
feed this to your dog.
506
00:28:06,253 --> 00:28:08,756
I did
the extra credit assignment
507
00:28:08,889 --> 00:28:10,858
you assigned for US history.
508
00:28:10,991 --> 00:28:13,160
What are you talking about?
509
00:28:13,294 --> 00:28:16,531
The one on the false hagiography
of Uncle Sam?
510
00:28:16,665 --> 00:28:18,899
I think you'll find
it's adorable.
511
00:28:25,906 --> 00:28:28,643
Meet us behind The Oasis Wheel
tonight after the game.
512
00:28:28,776 --> 00:28:31,212
Signed,
the Two-Plus-Two-Equals-Four.
513
00:29:31,772 --> 00:29:34,875
-Are you the Two-Plus-Two?
-Such a stupid name.
514
00:29:35,009 --> 00:29:36,711
Shut up.
515
00:29:36,844 --> 00:29:38,879
-We are The Four.
-There's three of us.
516
00:29:39,013 --> 00:29:41,415
-No one invited you.
-It's my car.
517
00:29:41,549 --> 00:29:43,050
It's your mother's car.
518
00:29:43,817 --> 00:29:45,019
Get in.
519
00:29:50,291 --> 00:29:51,325
Come on.
520
00:29:57,398 --> 00:29:59,933
- Where are we going?
- You'll see.
521
00:30:00,067 --> 00:30:01,703
This is about
Mr. Laidlaw?
522
00:30:01,835 --> 00:30:03,137
You'll see.
523
00:30:06,874 --> 00:30:09,243
-No blindfolds?
-We voted Eli down.
524
00:30:09,376 --> 00:30:10,411
Such a joke.
525
00:30:20,321 --> 00:30:21,855
Where's his wife?
526
00:30:21,989 --> 00:30:24,158
Been gone for three days
now with the kids.
527
00:30:24,291 --> 00:30:27,194
-Her mother died.
-Or maybe she left him.
528
00:30:27,328 --> 00:30:28,395
And Tina moved in.
529
00:30:28,530 --> 00:30:30,665
Do her parents know
where she is?
530
00:30:30,799 --> 00:30:32,833
She's supposed to be
at Tracy Judd's
531
00:30:32,966 --> 00:30:34,736
but, yeah, they probably know.
532
00:30:34,868 --> 00:30:36,604
Everyone knows.
533
00:30:36,738 --> 00:30:39,340
What do you think
they're saying?
534
00:30:42,577 --> 00:30:44,478
"Save any room for dessert?"
535
00:30:46,648 --> 00:30:48,382
Do it! Do it!
536
00:30:49,850 --> 00:30:53,320
"Is that a slice of pie?"
537
00:30:55,523 --> 00:30:58,025
"Yeah. It's pie à la mode."
538
00:30:58,158 --> 00:31:00,094
Do you know
what à la mode means?
539
00:31:00,227 --> 00:31:03,130
- It means on the house.
- It doesn't.
540
00:31:03,263 --> 00:31:06,601
"This pie
is making me so thirsty."
541
00:31:06,735 --> 00:31:08,570
"I'm one step ahead of you."
542
00:31:08,703 --> 00:31:10,538
"Ah! Scotch.
543
00:31:10,672 --> 00:31:13,374
"Mm. My favorite.
544
00:31:13,508 --> 00:31:16,143
"Oh, God, you know me so well.
545
00:31:23,016 --> 00:31:26,987
"Oh. And it's single malt.
Good stuff.
546
00:31:27,121 --> 00:31:28,989
"It's like we're soulmates.
547
00:31:29,123 --> 00:31:33,360
"It's like you're the world's
greatest bartender and lover,
548
00:31:33,494 --> 00:31:34,962
"all wrapped into one.
549
00:31:35,095 --> 00:31:37,364
"And, oh, no,
I can't stop talking.
550
00:31:37,498 --> 00:31:40,067
"And now I'm just...
Oh, God, I'm crying.
551
00:31:40,200 --> 00:31:41,902
"No, I shouldn't be crying."
552
00:31:42,035 --> 00:31:44,071
"Oh, no, you're crying?
553
00:31:44,204 --> 00:31:46,140
"I love you. You need to let go.
554
00:31:46,273 --> 00:31:50,277
"It's okay to cry.
Mommy's here, my baby boy.
555
00:31:50,411 --> 00:31:53,080
-"I love you, I've loved you..."
-Shut up.
556
00:31:55,617 --> 00:31:57,619
-Mrs. Rabia?
-Ms... Miss.
557
00:31:57,752 --> 00:31:59,621
What? What do you want me to do?
558
00:31:59,754 --> 00:32:01,556
It's not right.
559
00:32:01,689 --> 00:32:03,591
But if she's in love with him...
560
00:32:07,361 --> 00:32:10,063
Mitch, what are you doing?
Mitch!
561
00:32:10,197 --> 00:32:11,498
God! What are you doing?
562
00:32:11,633 --> 00:32:14,334
- Can I help you?
- Get down. Get down!
563
00:32:14,468 --> 00:32:16,403
Vanna! Is that you?
564
00:32:17,438 --> 00:32:18,640
Whose car is that?
565
00:32:19,940 --> 00:32:22,109
You wanna come in?
Take a look around?
566
00:32:22,242 --> 00:32:25,179
Satisfy your fucking curiosity?
567
00:32:54,007 --> 00:32:55,844
Mitch! Come on, get in!
568
00:32:55,976 --> 00:32:57,645
Your panties are showing!
569
00:32:57,779 --> 00:32:59,379
You're being
so literally menstrual.
570
00:32:59,514 --> 00:33:03,150
- You don't know.
- We do know! We do know, Vanna!
571
00:33:03,283 --> 00:33:06,588
We know you're the world's
most gigantic female girl!
572
00:33:09,056 --> 00:33:10,357
Get out of my car, Eli.
573
00:33:10,491 --> 00:33:13,227
-It's your mother's car.
-Get out of my mother's car!
574
00:33:13,360 --> 00:33:14,995
Mitchy, wait up!
575
00:33:15,830 --> 00:33:17,998
-Mitch!
-What is he talking about?
576
00:33:18,967 --> 00:33:20,902
What don't we know?
577
00:33:21,034 --> 00:33:24,004
Love is a terrible thing
to be in, Ms. Rabia.
578
00:33:31,011 --> 00:33:33,146
What? You look like an imbecile.
579
00:33:51,799 --> 00:33:52,800
Hey.
580
00:33:54,434 --> 00:33:55,435
Hey.
581
00:33:58,272 --> 00:34:02,010
So, what do you do
with your non-drinking hours?
582
00:34:02,142 --> 00:34:04,378
You make me feel like
I'm on cocaine.
583
00:34:04,512 --> 00:34:06,848
I fantasize
about saving your life.
584
00:34:06,981 --> 00:34:08,348
Please describe yourself
in a way
585
00:34:08,482 --> 00:34:11,553
that confirms my suspicion
I was made to love you forever.
586
00:34:13,186 --> 00:34:15,188
I have a farm with my brother.
587
00:34:16,189 --> 00:34:19,192
-It's fine.
-Oh. What kind of farm?
588
00:34:19,326 --> 00:34:23,531
I will talk to you about things
that don't interest me at all.
589
00:34:24,966 --> 00:34:26,133
Bison.
590
00:34:26,266 --> 00:34:29,504
Bison? Like buffalo?
No way! That's astounding!
591
00:34:29,637 --> 00:34:33,273
Bison? Like buffalo?
No way! That's astounding!
592
00:34:33,407 --> 00:34:35,309
At least I'm good for something.
593
00:34:35,442 --> 00:34:37,946
I'm the guy
with all the buffalo.
594
00:34:38,078 --> 00:34:41,315
Is that why everyone
treats you like a celebrity?
595
00:34:41,448 --> 00:34:44,084
Or someone said
you played high school football?
596
00:34:44,217 --> 00:34:45,553
Are you famous for that?
597
00:34:45,687 --> 00:34:47,220
If you share your secret,
598
00:34:47,354 --> 00:34:49,624
I will tell you how I hope
New Year's never comes
599
00:34:49,757 --> 00:34:53,393
'cause if I never saw my husband
again, I think I might not care.
600
00:34:53,528 --> 00:34:57,031
Because I feel like
I'm not even done with my 20s,
601
00:34:57,164 --> 00:34:59,333
even though I'm basically 40.
602
00:34:59,466 --> 00:35:02,202
And if I could get my hands
on the book of my life,
603
00:35:02,336 --> 00:35:05,039
I would rip out this page
and eat it
604
00:35:05,172 --> 00:35:07,240
just to have you inside me.
605
00:35:09,010 --> 00:35:10,210
Famous?
606
00:35:12,080 --> 00:35:14,348
What the hell
are you talking about?
607
00:35:20,888 --> 00:35:22,991
Sorry, I didn't mean to intrude.
608
00:35:23,123 --> 00:35:24,324
I'll get back to Naomi.
609
00:35:24,458 --> 00:35:26,661
But if you wanna hang with us,
we're right there.
610
00:35:26,794 --> 00:35:29,262
This was not the conversation
I was hoping for.
611
00:35:29,396 --> 00:35:31,099
You told me nothing meaningful
612
00:35:31,231 --> 00:35:33,200
and asked me zero questions
about myself,
613
00:35:33,333 --> 00:35:34,702
but I like you, man.
614
00:35:35,970 --> 00:35:37,572
And I will give you 200 chances
615
00:35:37,705 --> 00:35:40,440
to figure out
how to be interested in me.
616
00:35:42,409 --> 00:35:43,911
It was a rare pleasure.
617
00:35:46,547 --> 00:35:51,519
Check you later,
Famous Mr. Bison Man.
618
00:35:53,487 --> 00:35:54,922
One thing I can guarantee you,
619
00:35:55,056 --> 00:35:59,459
that man will be coming over
to join us in three, two...
620
00:36:00,028 --> 00:36:01,194
He just left.
621
00:36:36,831 --> 00:36:41,569
"94 east, arrow, 54 north,
on the left."
622
00:36:42,369 --> 00:36:43,571
That's where we are.
623
00:36:43,705 --> 00:36:46,273
If you wanna see the bison
next weekend maybe...
624
00:36:46,974 --> 00:36:47,975
or not.
625
00:37:04,859 --> 00:37:06,194
Awesome!
626
00:37:06,326 --> 00:37:07,662
Awesome catch!
627
00:37:08,696 --> 00:37:10,631
My sister's
the next James Lofton!
628
00:37:10,765 --> 00:37:13,300
If girls could play football,
I'd make you All-State!
629
00:37:13,433 --> 00:37:16,336
If girls could play football,
you'd go to Notre Dame for free.
630
00:37:16,470 --> 00:37:18,773
That hurt my chest.
I think I'm getting boobs.
631
00:37:18,906 --> 00:37:22,275
Don't cuss. Get your backpack.
Rebecca's coming.
632
00:37:26,914 --> 00:37:28,649
Why don't you have a girlfriend?
633
00:37:30,084 --> 00:37:32,186
I don't know. Like who?
634
00:37:32,319 --> 00:37:34,488
You should ask out
Tina McAndrew.
635
00:37:36,289 --> 00:37:39,093
Think she's
seeing someone.
636
00:37:39,227 --> 00:37:40,762
People shouldn't say that stuff.
637
00:37:40,895 --> 00:37:44,364
You should ask her out on a date
so people don't say that stuff.
638
00:37:49,469 --> 00:37:50,972
One more, hook-and-go.
639
00:37:52,073 --> 00:37:53,273
Hut-hut!
640
00:37:54,474 --> 00:37:57,277
-Hey! Did you hear the news?
-Which?
641
00:37:57,410 --> 00:37:59,647
Laidlaw's wife came back,
Tina's with her parents.
642
00:37:59,781 --> 00:38:02,083
-And they're pissed!
-At Laidlaw?
643
00:38:02,216 --> 00:38:03,918
No, at Tina. Duh!
644
00:38:54,367 --> 00:38:56,436
What are you doing here?
645
00:38:56,571 --> 00:38:59,372
I shoot free throws
during the free period.
646
00:39:00,208 --> 00:39:02,375
Did you come in here
to spy on me?
647
00:39:03,077 --> 00:39:04,078
No.
648
00:39:13,120 --> 00:39:16,489
Why do you shoot free throws?
It's football season.
649
00:39:18,059 --> 00:39:19,827
I don't really like football.
650
00:39:20,895 --> 00:39:22,395
Then why do you play?
651
00:39:40,581 --> 00:39:42,482
People say you like me.
652
00:39:43,885 --> 00:39:47,021
I don't know why. There's
nothing special about me.
653
00:39:51,225 --> 00:39:53,493
Nothing special
about me, either.
654
00:39:55,363 --> 00:39:56,998
At least you have friends.
655
00:39:58,099 --> 00:39:59,166
They're idiots.
656
00:40:00,301 --> 00:40:02,003
They look up to you.
657
00:40:02,136 --> 00:40:04,138
Just 'cause I don't talk a lot.
658
00:40:05,039 --> 00:40:06,574
You're mysterious.
659
00:40:11,045 --> 00:40:12,780
What do you guys talk about?
660
00:40:14,382 --> 00:40:17,285
Stupid shit. The last game,
the next game,
661
00:40:17,417 --> 00:40:20,588
who would kill who
in a fight between Grendel...
662
00:40:20,721 --> 00:40:23,190
-Chris Sellers and Cubby Candy.
-And me.
663
00:40:25,259 --> 00:40:26,661
You talk about me.
664
00:40:27,361 --> 00:40:28,629
I don't.
665
00:40:32,533 --> 00:40:34,035
So, who would kill who,
666
00:40:35,236 --> 00:40:37,371
between Cubby and Grendel?
667
00:40:37,505 --> 00:40:39,006
I can't tell you.
668
00:40:41,474 --> 00:40:43,644
-You don't know.
-I do know.
669
00:40:44,946 --> 00:40:46,180
It's my superpower.
670
00:40:47,114 --> 00:40:48,182
Tell me.
671
00:40:50,251 --> 00:40:52,086
I'd lose my superpower.
672
00:40:55,756 --> 00:40:57,825
Okay, if I make this shot...
673
00:40:57,959 --> 00:41:00,962
I'm still not gonna tell you.
674
00:41:04,999 --> 00:41:06,233
Swish!
675
00:41:15,409 --> 00:41:16,744
Thanks, Mitch.
676
00:41:20,114 --> 00:41:21,549
Here's this...
677
00:41:24,051 --> 00:41:25,186
Just as friends.
678
00:41:41,202 --> 00:41:43,037
I'm dangerous.
679
00:42:18,205 --> 00:42:19,974
Julia!
680
00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:48,202
You could have told me
that was a dead end.
681
00:42:50,271 --> 00:42:51,739
You took off too fast.
682
00:42:55,709 --> 00:42:57,745
So, that's the bison, huh?
683
00:42:57,878 --> 00:43:00,181
Yeah, that's the bison
all right.
684
00:43:01,248 --> 00:43:02,850
He's so far away.
685
00:43:04,752 --> 00:43:06,454
Wanna get closer?
686
00:43:06,587 --> 00:43:09,023
-What, like inside the fence?
-Sure.
687
00:43:10,157 --> 00:43:11,092
Like on a horse?
688
00:43:11,225 --> 00:43:12,927
No, they killed poor Alison.
689
00:43:14,028 --> 00:43:15,062
Alison?
690
00:43:16,330 --> 00:43:18,165
Like the song.
691
00:43:18,299 --> 00:43:20,301
You named your horse Alison?
692
00:43:20,434 --> 00:43:24,171
Well, that's embarrassing.
I'm embarrassed for your horse.
693
00:43:25,507 --> 00:43:26,841
I'll get the truck.
694
00:43:53,033 --> 00:43:54,101
Get up!
695
00:43:56,505 --> 00:43:57,705
Get up!
696
00:43:59,273 --> 00:44:00,274
Good boys.
697
00:44:12,486 --> 00:44:14,155
What happens if I fall off?
698
00:44:14,822 --> 00:44:16,757
You'll be trampled to death.
699
00:44:31,640 --> 00:44:33,608
That was great.
Thank you for that.
700
00:44:33,741 --> 00:44:35,342
Yeah, it was, uh...
701
00:44:36,443 --> 00:44:37,945
it's my pleasure.
702
00:44:38,078 --> 00:44:39,079
A rare pleasure.
703
00:44:48,623 --> 00:44:50,224
Thank you for the gloves.
704
00:44:52,693 --> 00:44:54,295
Your truck is so cool.
705
00:44:54,995 --> 00:44:56,997
Does it have a name, too?
706
00:44:59,601 --> 00:45:00,935
It's a Sierra.
707
00:45:04,305 --> 00:45:05,640
My purse is in the glove.
708
00:45:05,773 --> 00:45:07,241
How much do you charge
for the...
709
00:45:07,374 --> 00:45:10,711
No, there's no charge.
It was my pleasure.
710
00:45:12,846 --> 00:45:15,650
Well, I'll...
I'll pay you back in beer then.
711
00:45:15,783 --> 00:45:16,984
At Yugo's?
712
00:45:17,818 --> 00:45:19,320
We'll see about that.
713
00:45:22,022 --> 00:45:23,023
When?
714
00:45:26,026 --> 00:45:28,362
I'll probably be there tonight.
715
00:45:29,363 --> 00:45:30,864
Me, too, probably.
716
00:47:28,382 --> 00:47:31,285
For the record, I think
your boyfriend's missing out.
717
00:47:32,821 --> 00:47:34,656
Not my boyfriend.
718
00:47:34,789 --> 00:47:36,256
-Thank you.
-Anytime.
719
00:47:36,390 --> 00:47:39,193
I'm a members-only fan
of the stripper look.
720
00:47:52,239 --> 00:47:54,843
He's not so bad, Mike,
my husband.
721
00:47:54,975 --> 00:47:58,847
We have similar interests,
literature and humanities.
722
00:48:00,047 --> 00:48:01,415
I mean, you were married.
723
00:48:01,549 --> 00:48:05,252
-Thirty-seven years, Alma and I.
-Thirty-seven years! Is she...
724
00:48:05,386 --> 00:48:08,021
-We met in kindergarten.
-Holy cow!
725
00:48:08,523 --> 00:48:09,423
Your whole lives.
726
00:48:09,557 --> 00:48:12,326
Minus the five
pre-kindergarten years.
727
00:48:12,459 --> 00:48:14,161
Right.
728
00:48:14,294 --> 00:48:17,231
And what was it about her?
How did you know?
729
00:48:18,733 --> 00:48:20,401
I never cared much for dancing.
730
00:48:20,535 --> 00:48:23,470
All the other girls only
wanted you to take them out
731
00:48:23,605 --> 00:48:24,938
so they'd have a dance partner,
732
00:48:25,072 --> 00:48:27,107
but Alma could take it
or leave it.
733
00:48:27,241 --> 00:48:29,243
She... She was happy
to drink punch,
734
00:48:29,376 --> 00:48:32,312
you know, people-watch,
go to games.
735
00:48:32,446 --> 00:48:34,348
Common interests,
I guess you'd say.
736
00:48:34,481 --> 00:48:36,584
Common interests, exactly.
737
00:48:36,718 --> 00:48:38,318
And they say
the way you love a kid,
738
00:48:38,452 --> 00:48:41,556
it doesn't even compare,
so maybe it doesn't even matter.
739
00:48:41,689 --> 00:48:43,190
They do say that.
740
00:48:46,193 --> 00:48:49,163
-Gosh, sorry, no offense.
-No, please.
741
00:48:49,296 --> 00:48:53,100
Alma said to me one day,
after a few years of trying,
742
00:48:53,233 --> 00:48:55,936
"Are we doing this for us
or for the neighbors?
743
00:48:56,069 --> 00:48:57,938
"Just to get 'em
to quit asking?"
744
00:48:59,674 --> 00:49:01,141
But I do want kids.
745
00:49:02,844 --> 00:49:04,044
Okay.
746
00:49:08,048 --> 00:49:10,752
And then, like with Tina
and Coach Laidlaw,
747
00:49:10,885 --> 00:49:14,955
yes, maybe she is young, but who
is to say that that isn't love?
748
00:49:15,088 --> 00:49:18,593
That is so different!
He is a grown man.
749
00:49:19,761 --> 00:49:22,797
Anyone ever mention Williston
or Darcy Bursch to you?
750
00:49:22,931 --> 00:49:24,131
Who?
751
00:49:28,035 --> 00:49:29,369
I don't like gossip.
752
00:49:30,437 --> 00:49:33,508
I need to tend to Alma.
You wanna meet her?
753
00:49:43,183 --> 00:49:46,621
Fatal familial insomnia,
it's a genetic disease.
754
00:49:47,454 --> 00:49:49,089
She doesn't sleep.
755
00:49:51,759 --> 00:49:55,062
She was delusional for a while,
756
00:49:55,195 --> 00:49:56,965
and now
they call this vegetative.
757
00:49:57,097 --> 00:49:59,299
I'm so sorry, Horace.
758
00:49:59,433 --> 00:50:05,072
Doctors think that she can hear,
understand maybe.
759
00:50:06,173 --> 00:50:09,744
I talk to her,
sing her some standards.
760
00:50:11,144 --> 00:50:14,314
You can say hello. Who knows?
761
00:50:17,752 --> 00:50:19,319
Hello, Alma.
762
00:50:21,956 --> 00:50:23,156
Hello.
763
00:50:24,859 --> 00:50:26,326
There's a difference.
764
00:50:27,529 --> 00:50:30,364
That's all I'm saying,
there's a difference.
765
00:50:36,036 --> 00:50:36,971
Hey, babe.
766
00:50:55,757 --> 00:50:57,391
"Two gin-scented tears
767
00:50:57,525 --> 00:50:59,426
"trickled down
the sides of his nose.
768
00:50:59,561 --> 00:51:00,828
"But it was all right.
769
00:51:00,962 --> 00:51:03,230
"Everything was all right,
the struggle was finished.
770
00:51:03,363 --> 00:51:05,232
"He had won the victory
over himself.
771
00:51:05,365 --> 00:51:07,669
"He loved Big Brother."
772
00:51:07,802 --> 00:51:09,303
Thank you, Rebecca.
773
00:51:09,436 --> 00:51:11,539
Hey, everyone,
remember the test is Friday.
774
00:51:11,673 --> 00:51:14,441
If you haven't got to that page
Miss Grooba read from,
775
00:51:14,576 --> 00:51:17,210
I suggest you get to it!
776
00:51:17,344 --> 00:51:20,280
Hey, Tina, would you hang back
for a second?
777
00:51:36,330 --> 00:51:38,231
What?
778
00:51:38,365 --> 00:51:42,369
I wanted to check in with you,
see how your semester's going.
779
00:51:42,502 --> 00:51:45,073
I do my work on time,
I'm getting high Cs,
780
00:51:45,205 --> 00:51:47,240
what am I doing wrong?
781
00:51:47,374 --> 00:51:51,478
Nothing. Nothing.
I just wanted to say that if...
782
00:51:51,613 --> 00:51:54,983
if you ever want to talk
to an adult, because...
783
00:51:55,115 --> 00:51:57,752
-When I was your age...
-Can I go?
784
00:51:57,885 --> 00:52:00,220
No, not yet.
When I was your age,
785
00:52:00,354 --> 00:52:03,024
I remember feeling like
I didn't have options,
786
00:52:03,190 --> 00:52:05,425
like I was trapped,
I just... I...
787
00:52:05,560 --> 00:52:07,929
What I want you to know
is that life is long.
788
00:52:08,062 --> 00:52:10,263
It is... long.
789
00:52:10,397 --> 00:52:13,668
I-I wanted to be
an essay writer,
790
00:52:13,801 --> 00:52:15,202
a professional essayist,
791
00:52:15,335 --> 00:52:18,372
but there is no market for that,
like Latin fluency, philosophy.
792
00:52:18,506 --> 00:52:21,441
I was a sucker for defending an
indefensible thesis statement.
793
00:52:21,576 --> 00:52:24,311
So if there's no market
for the person you wanna be,
794
00:52:24,444 --> 00:52:27,015
you should just move
to another town,
795
00:52:27,147 --> 00:52:28,850
pretend to be
someone you're not?
796
00:52:31,151 --> 00:52:33,788
No offense, but if I needed
to talk to an adult,
797
00:52:33,921 --> 00:52:35,690
why would I talk to you?
798
00:52:35,823 --> 00:52:38,526
You're the only one
with a worse reputation than me,
799
00:52:38,660 --> 00:52:39,927
and I'm the town slut.
800
00:52:42,964 --> 00:52:44,464
How about now? Can I go now?
801
00:53:06,386 --> 00:53:08,255
'Cause I don't wanna
802
00:53:08,388 --> 00:53:10,091
come home for Thanksgiving.
803
00:53:10,257 --> 00:53:12,026
If Mike wants to see me so bad,
804
00:53:12,160 --> 00:53:14,729
he can come here and prove it.
Show some...
805
00:53:16,097 --> 00:53:17,799
fucking initiative.
806
00:53:19,199 --> 00:53:21,736
When is someone
gonna show some initiative,
807
00:53:21,869 --> 00:53:23,203
and come over to my world, Dad,
808
00:53:23,336 --> 00:53:25,472
instead of me
running all over creation
809
00:53:25,606 --> 00:53:27,575
to accommodate everyone else?
810
00:53:29,877 --> 00:53:31,779
No, I'll talk to her tomorrow.
811
00:53:34,682 --> 00:53:35,683
Bye.
812
00:53:41,221 --> 00:53:43,691
"Question ten,
at the end of the novel
813
00:53:43,825 --> 00:53:46,561
"Winston Smith dies
after accepting Big Brother.
814
00:53:46,694 --> 00:53:49,097
"Does this make him a hero
or antihero?"
815
00:53:49,229 --> 00:53:50,598
Tragic hero.
816
00:53:50,732 --> 00:53:52,700
Because he saw the truth
for a little and spoke it.
817
00:53:52,834 --> 00:53:55,502
His eyes were open,
even if they closed again.
818
00:53:55,636 --> 00:53:57,505
Whatcha doing, weirdo?
819
00:53:58,740 --> 00:54:01,743
-Nothing.
-Going to the game tonight?
820
00:54:01,876 --> 00:54:05,012
-No, I have plans.
-Friday night, I'm sure you do.
821
00:54:06,614 --> 00:54:08,783
Shall I take those
off your hands?
822
00:54:10,118 --> 00:54:11,719
Yeah, I'm not doing that,
823
00:54:12,820 --> 00:54:16,323
because I'm good at my job,
and perfectly capable
824
00:54:16,456 --> 00:54:19,660
of grading English papers,
because I'm a professional.
825
00:54:19,794 --> 00:54:23,263
If you have a problem with me
doing my job professionally,
826
00:54:23,396 --> 00:54:25,533
we should take up
with Principal Valentine.
827
00:54:25,666 --> 00:54:28,836
I know all about
Darcy Bursch and Williston!
828
00:54:41,015 --> 00:54:42,884
So does everybody in this town.
829
00:54:43,818 --> 00:54:46,821
I'm only asking
for one of those midterms,
830
00:54:46,954 --> 00:54:50,224
and I'm appealing to the better
angels of your nature here.
831
00:54:50,390 --> 00:54:53,161
One of your students
will transfer this semester.
832
00:54:53,293 --> 00:54:55,663
Actually, he/she will be taking
next semester off
833
00:54:55,797 --> 00:54:58,032
and starting up
at a new school in the fall,
834
00:54:58,166 --> 00:54:59,834
where myself
and Principal Valentine
835
00:54:59,967 --> 00:55:01,501
have put in a good word.
836
00:55:03,938 --> 00:55:07,842
But it would look a lot better
on his/her transfer application
837
00:55:07,975 --> 00:55:11,145
if he/she had better
than a high C in your class.
838
00:55:11,279 --> 00:55:13,413
-'Cause he/she--
-Okay, I get it.
839
00:55:17,218 --> 00:55:19,319
This was not my choice.
840
00:55:19,452 --> 00:55:22,089
It was his/her
and their parents.
841
00:55:23,558 --> 00:55:26,627
Everyone deserves that,
a second shot, you know...
842
00:55:29,396 --> 00:55:30,865
to start over.
843
00:55:53,554 --> 00:55:56,891
Hey, fuckers, who the fuck
are Darcy Bursch and Williston?
844
00:55:57,024 --> 00:56:00,194
Apparently, every fucker
knows about them except me,
845
00:56:00,328 --> 00:56:01,729
and I look like
the tool of tools.
846
00:56:01,863 --> 00:56:04,431
- I thought you were my friends.
- Calm down!
847
00:56:04,565 --> 00:56:06,033
Ted, which one's Darcy Bursch?
848
00:56:06,167 --> 00:56:09,402
Darcy was a junior Coach Laidlaw
impregnated three years ago,
849
00:56:09,537 --> 00:56:11,539
who left town
with her whole family.
850
00:56:11,672 --> 00:56:15,710
Williston was the town Laidlaw
was coach at before here,
851
00:56:15,843 --> 00:56:19,347
until they kicked him out
for knocking up a girl there.
852
00:56:19,479 --> 00:56:21,949
Holy shit!
Why didn't you tell me?
853
00:56:22,083 --> 00:56:25,119
It's embarrassing, okay?
Out of respect for the parents,
854
00:56:25,253 --> 00:56:27,521
we, as a community,
do not speak of it,
855
00:56:27,655 --> 00:56:29,690
because we're good,
we don't go rehashing
856
00:56:29,824 --> 00:56:31,559
what whores
everyone's daughters are.
857
00:56:31,692 --> 00:56:33,261
Your boyfriend was in earlier.
858
00:56:33,393 --> 00:56:34,662
I don't have one!
859
00:56:34,795 --> 00:56:37,899
Vance was here with his brother
getting loaded pregame.
860
00:56:38,032 --> 00:56:40,433
Wanted to tell you
'cause he didn't ask after you.
861
00:56:40,568 --> 00:56:42,670
He's at the game.
Let's go get that fucker!
862
00:56:42,803 --> 00:56:45,438
No, I have no interest
in seeing Vance Druid!
863
00:56:45,573 --> 00:56:47,241
No, not seeing, confronting!
864
00:56:47,375 --> 00:56:48,776
He thinks he can stand you up
865
00:56:48,910 --> 00:56:50,878
-an entire calendar month.
-Ten days.
866
00:56:51,012 --> 00:56:53,180
Then come into your bar
with his brother?
867
00:56:53,314 --> 00:56:54,481
These chauvinist men!
868
00:56:54,615 --> 00:56:57,118
No, what?
No, wait, I'm confused!
869
00:56:57,251 --> 00:56:59,353
You're thirsty, drink this.
And this.
870
00:56:59,486 --> 00:57:01,789
Ted's driving,
there's schnapps in the trunk.
871
00:57:03,291 --> 00:57:04,558
What do you think?
872
00:57:04,692 --> 00:57:07,494
Think I should put in
a different quarterback?
873
00:57:07,628 --> 00:57:10,631
Think it's time someone
finally called your number?
874
00:57:12,300 --> 00:57:13,534
You're the coach.
875
00:57:19,340 --> 00:57:20,808
You see that there?
876
00:57:20,942 --> 00:57:24,011
That is the reason
we are down 13 points
877
00:57:24,145 --> 00:57:25,980
on our home field right now.
878
00:57:26,113 --> 00:57:29,784
Because instead of saying,
"Put me in the game, Coach,
879
00:57:29,917 --> 00:57:31,686
"I'm ready to play,"
880
00:57:31,819 --> 00:57:35,856
Vanna White over here says,
"You're the coach."
881
00:57:40,328 --> 00:57:41,862
That's why we're losing.
882
00:57:43,564 --> 00:57:45,199
Jesus fuckin' Christ.
883
00:57:46,033 --> 00:57:49,537
You know, a team of men,
884
00:57:49,670 --> 00:57:52,540
you can't keep them
off the football field.
885
00:57:52,673 --> 00:57:54,942
A team of girls,
a team of Vannas,
886
00:57:55,076 --> 00:57:58,746
they just sit there and say,
"You're the coach."
887
00:57:59,347 --> 00:58:00,448
What's it gonna be?
888
00:58:00,581 --> 00:58:04,484
Are you a team
of male homo sapiens?
889
00:58:04,618 --> 00:58:08,622
Or are you a team of females,
of female women,
890
00:58:08,756 --> 00:58:10,825
who ride the bench
their whole lives,
891
00:58:10,958 --> 00:58:14,528
and use lipstick, and...
and wear bras,
892
00:58:14,662 --> 00:58:17,665
and insert fucking tampons?
893
00:58:18,199 --> 00:58:19,133
Ew.
894
00:58:20,868 --> 00:58:23,404
Owls on three!
One, two, three! Owls!
895
00:58:23,537 --> 00:58:26,173
Owls.
896
00:58:42,156 --> 00:58:44,125
Why didn't you just ask to play?
897
00:58:45,393 --> 00:58:46,927
Don't you like football?
898
00:58:48,496 --> 00:58:49,697
Not really.
899
00:58:52,767 --> 00:58:54,802
Well, you're different, Vanna.
900
00:58:55,903 --> 00:58:57,104
That's okay.
901
00:59:01,442 --> 00:59:04,245
My name's not Vanna, Grendel.
902
00:59:06,614 --> 00:59:09,650
My name's not Grendel,
it's Chris.
903
00:59:09,784 --> 00:59:13,054
Cubby Candy says
he'll beat the shit out of you.
904
00:59:13,187 --> 00:59:16,957
He says because you play
basketball, which is for queers,
905
00:59:17,091 --> 00:59:20,294
so maybe he's a gay basher.
I play basketball, too.
906
00:59:22,296 --> 00:59:23,931
I thought you should know.
907
00:59:53,994 --> 00:59:56,730
Why didn't I
simply pay a visit?
908
00:59:56,864 --> 00:59:59,400
Meet my cousin Alma
when I had the chance?
909
00:59:59,534 --> 01:00:01,902
Because you're wrong, Horace.
910
01:00:02,036 --> 01:00:04,271
We do know
where it's all headed,
911
01:00:04,405 --> 01:00:06,107
eventually.
912
01:00:06,240 --> 01:00:09,810
- We can predict the future.
- Hey!
913
01:00:11,412 --> 01:00:12,613
Hey!
914
01:00:14,048 --> 01:00:15,049
Hey!
915
01:00:16,217 --> 01:00:18,352
Hey! Hey!
916
01:00:20,621 --> 01:00:22,456
Mystery man,
I've been looking for you.
917
01:00:22,591 --> 01:00:24,992
- Where you been?
- She's looking for you.
918
01:00:25,126 --> 01:00:25,960
I've been around.
919
01:00:26,093 --> 01:00:27,596
-This is my brother Bo.
-Ladies.
920
01:00:27,728 --> 01:00:29,663
Stop looking at my chest.
You wish!
921
01:00:29,797 --> 01:00:32,099
I wanted you to know
I've been disappointed.
922
01:00:33,134 --> 01:00:36,470
I have been disappointed
in your...
923
01:00:36,605 --> 01:00:39,608
in your effort,
in your follow through,
924
01:00:39,740 --> 01:00:42,943
after
our conversation, and the...
925
01:00:43,077 --> 01:00:46,480
And the bison and the truck.
I'm disappointed.
926
01:00:46,615 --> 01:00:48,482
He is a disappointment,
no surprise.
927
01:00:48,617 --> 01:00:50,084
He can speak for himself!
928
01:00:50,217 --> 01:00:53,120
My brother's not wrong.
If you knew me, you'd know.
929
01:00:53,254 --> 01:00:55,524
Don't tell me what I'd know
if I knew you!
930
01:00:55,656 --> 01:00:57,024
You haven't given me the chance!
931
01:00:57,158 --> 01:00:59,326
I wanted
to save your life!
932
01:00:59,460 --> 01:01:01,328
No, Jules, too much. Too much.
933
01:01:01,462 --> 01:01:03,297
You heard me, save your life!
934
01:01:03,430 --> 01:01:04,599
If you'd just fucking
935
01:01:04,732 --> 01:01:06,535
-show up and let me!
-No, thank you.
936
01:01:06,667 --> 01:01:09,336
-Is everything okay here?
-No trouble, Horace.
937
01:01:09,470 --> 01:01:11,472
Hey, Vance, cut it out. Julia.
938
01:01:11,606 --> 01:01:13,174
-This man...
-What's going on?
939
01:01:13,307 --> 01:01:16,744
Talk about disappointment.
The hand that he has been dealt
940
01:01:16,877 --> 01:01:20,714
and he keeps showing up
for 37 years!
941
01:01:20,848 --> 01:01:23,552
That is devotion,
that's follow through,
942
01:01:23,684 --> 01:01:26,854
and she is in a coma,
in a vegetative state.
943
01:01:26,987 --> 01:01:28,923
-Takes one to know one I guess.
-All right.
944
01:01:29,056 --> 01:01:32,359
- Sorry, it's true!
- Calm down a little!
945
01:01:32,493 --> 01:01:33,595
Why can't I say it
946
01:01:33,727 --> 01:01:34,962
-if it's true?
-Calm down.
947
01:01:35,095 --> 01:01:37,566
Horace, his heart
has been broken.
948
01:01:37,698 --> 01:01:38,899
- That's okay.
- We know.
949
01:01:39,033 --> 01:01:41,302
-Okay? I'm gonna go home now.
-Okay.
950
01:01:41,435 --> 01:01:43,037
- We're going home.
- Horace.
951
01:01:43,170 --> 01:01:46,608
-Tell him. Please tell him.
-What? Tell him what?
952
01:01:46,740 --> 01:01:48,909
-What?
-That when you know you know.
953
01:01:49,043 --> 01:01:51,078
When you know, you know!
954
01:01:51,212 --> 01:01:53,180
-Tell him there's a difference.
-Okay.
955
01:01:53,314 --> 01:01:54,248
Let's go.
956
01:01:54,381 --> 01:01:55,482
-Let's go.
-Careful now.
957
01:01:55,617 --> 01:01:57,652
- Tell him. Please!
- Come on!
958
01:01:57,785 --> 01:01:58,986
That's enough now.
959
01:01:59,119 --> 01:02:01,422
- That's enough.
- Tell him!
960
01:02:04,892 --> 01:02:07,061
What is that?
What are you wearing?
961
01:02:08,028 --> 01:02:10,998
It's enough. Enough.
Enough is enough.
962
01:02:11,700 --> 01:02:12,900
Enough is enough.
963
01:02:16,237 --> 01:02:17,471
Looks like Alma died.
964
01:03:13,662 --> 01:03:15,229
Julia Rabia.
965
01:03:22,637 --> 01:03:23,971
Hey, Dad.
966
01:03:25,573 --> 01:03:28,108
Thank you
for accepting the charges.
967
01:03:32,279 --> 01:03:34,616
Mm. No, I'm not.
968
01:03:34,749 --> 01:03:37,451
I'm not back
at the apartments yet, not yet.
969
01:03:38,687 --> 01:03:40,087
Soon.
970
01:03:41,922 --> 01:03:43,223
How are you?
971
01:03:45,359 --> 01:03:49,263
Oh, I can...
Yeah, I can hear that. I...
972
01:03:51,465 --> 01:03:55,302
Department shindig,
I used to love those.
973
01:04:04,445 --> 01:04:06,146
Is Mike there?
974
01:04:06,280 --> 01:04:10,217
No. No, don't put him on,
don't put him on.
975
01:04:10,351 --> 01:04:15,590
Mm. No, I just tried him,
I'll try later. Later, later.
976
01:04:23,964 --> 01:04:25,366
Yeah, it's loud.
977
01:04:26,735 --> 01:04:28,869
It sounds busy there,
I'll let you go.
978
01:04:29,002 --> 01:04:30,471
I'll let you go.
979
01:04:32,373 --> 01:04:34,108
I have people here, too.
980
01:04:34,576 --> 01:04:35,710
Mm-hmm.
981
01:04:35,844 --> 01:04:39,046
No, don't get her.
No, don't put her on. No.
982
01:04:54,562 --> 01:04:55,563
Hi, Mom!
983
01:05:01,770 --> 01:05:04,606
No, I don't... I don't know yet.
984
01:05:08,510 --> 01:05:09,744
No, we...
985
01:05:09,878 --> 01:05:12,112
We haven't made a definite plan
yet, for coming home,
986
01:05:12,246 --> 01:05:14,248
so I don't... I don't know yet.
987
01:05:20,755 --> 01:05:21,955
I know.
988
01:05:26,226 --> 01:05:30,030
Mom, I have to...
Mom, I have to go. I have to go.
989
01:05:34,736 --> 01:05:37,271
No, don't... don't say that, no.
990
01:05:38,740 --> 01:05:40,742
No, I know.
991
01:05:40,875 --> 01:05:43,110
I know, I know. I know, I know.
992
01:05:54,522 --> 01:05:55,723
I love you, too.
993
01:05:59,694 --> 01:06:01,428
Okay. Okay.
994
01:06:02,496 --> 01:06:04,398
Okay. Bye.
995
01:06:17,411 --> 01:06:20,080
Glass of water. On me.
996
01:06:43,671 --> 01:06:45,038
Mm.
997
01:06:47,374 --> 01:06:48,375
If I may...
998
01:06:49,644 --> 01:06:51,980
I see a lot of humanity
walk through that door,
999
01:06:52,112 --> 01:06:54,782
and you,
you're better than most.
1000
01:06:57,017 --> 01:06:59,186
And someone's gonna
see that someday.
1001
01:07:00,622 --> 01:07:01,656
See you.
1002
01:07:03,423 --> 01:07:06,260
It's statistics.
The whole world can't be blind.
1003
01:07:08,897 --> 01:07:11,298
-Thank you.
-Sure.
1004
01:07:11,431 --> 01:07:15,537
And that guy, that lucky SOB,
after he sees you,
1005
01:07:16,403 --> 01:07:18,438
after he looks you
deep in the eyes,
1006
01:07:18,573 --> 01:07:21,843
he's gonna turn you around,
and bend you over,
1007
01:07:21,976 --> 01:07:24,411
and make you a mommy.
1008
01:07:24,546 --> 01:07:28,750
And then your life
will finally have some meaning.
1009
01:08:14,261 --> 01:08:17,297
Where the fuck
do you think you're going?
1010
01:08:21,101 --> 01:08:23,403
You're not a good listener,
Naomi.
1011
01:08:23,538 --> 01:08:26,641
Why? No one around here
has anything to say!
1012
01:08:46,527 --> 01:08:49,129
Shut up!
I'm just getting a ride!
1013
01:08:58,873 --> 01:09:00,842
Baby, can you come get me?
1014
01:09:46,621 --> 01:09:47,622
Hey, Mike.
1015
01:09:49,624 --> 01:09:50,658
Can you talk?
1016
01:10:23,691 --> 01:10:26,994
Solitude can have
a salutary effect.
1017
01:10:27,128 --> 01:10:30,363
Huh.
That's good to know.
1018
01:10:30,497 --> 01:10:34,234
For a couple of weeks,
I stayed in my house,
1019
01:10:34,367 --> 01:10:36,604
wandering from room to room,
1020
01:10:37,805 --> 01:10:40,508
looking for something
that was gone.
1021
01:10:43,010 --> 01:10:44,512
I can't imagine.
1022
01:10:45,780 --> 01:10:47,247
Sure, you can.
1023
01:10:48,448 --> 01:10:50,484
But then
the queerest thing happened.
1024
01:10:51,886 --> 01:10:53,621
I noticed I was happy.
1025
01:10:53,755 --> 01:10:56,456
Of course I missed Alma,
of course I loved her.
1026
01:10:56,591 --> 01:10:59,493
The day she died
was the worst of my life.
1027
01:10:59,627 --> 01:11:03,231
And this is something
I will never say out loud,
1028
01:11:03,363 --> 01:11:06,167
but I loved
the emptiness of my house.
1029
01:11:06,299 --> 01:11:09,570
Or not emptiness, I was there.
1030
01:11:09,704 --> 01:11:12,073
But that illness
had been terrible,
1031
01:11:12,206 --> 01:11:15,109
and the quiet now, the peace...
1032
01:11:15,243 --> 01:11:17,512
Isn't that Mrs. Laidlaw?
1033
01:11:17,645 --> 01:11:20,313
I'm not saying
keeping company can't be nice,
1034
01:11:20,447 --> 01:11:23,450
but if people realized
they didn't need someone else
1035
01:11:23,584 --> 01:11:24,986
to invent their happiness,
1036
01:11:25,119 --> 01:11:28,288
situations like Tina McAndrew
would never happen.
1037
01:11:30,191 --> 01:11:32,560
- Liar.
- What?
1038
01:11:32,693 --> 01:11:35,863
You said you'd never say it,
you just said it out loud to me.
1039
01:11:35,997 --> 01:11:37,665
I'm just catching you up.
1040
01:11:39,700 --> 01:11:41,636
Mike and I are taking a break.
1041
01:11:42,369 --> 01:11:44,071
So, you can finish the year?
1042
01:11:44,205 --> 01:11:46,240
Yeah, at least that.
1043
01:11:46,373 --> 01:11:48,843
-Not my business.
-Just catching you up.
1044
01:11:50,211 --> 01:11:51,579
What about kids?
1045
01:11:53,080 --> 01:11:55,783
My students are great.
1046
01:11:55,917 --> 01:11:59,554
I really like high school,
I always have, it's just me.
1047
01:12:01,454 --> 01:12:03,658
I really have to get going.
1048
01:12:03,791 --> 01:12:05,860
This first period starts
in 15 minutes.
1049
01:12:05,993 --> 01:12:09,931
"It's all about the Set!"
A Winner's Guide to Volleyball.
1050
01:12:13,568 --> 01:12:16,604
It's finally happening!
Oh, my God!
1051
01:12:16,737 --> 01:12:19,907
Guys, it's gonna be
the best day ever! Did you hear?
1052
01:12:20,041 --> 01:12:21,242
Hear what? Hear what?
1053
01:12:21,374 --> 01:12:23,878
The fight! Grendel versus Cubby!
It's finally happening!
1054
01:12:24,011 --> 01:12:26,881
After school, 4:30,
at Old Carnoustie's Field!
1055
01:12:27,014 --> 01:12:29,416
It's... Apocalypse Rock City.
1056
01:12:29,550 --> 01:12:31,686
It's finally happening!
1057
01:12:34,155 --> 01:12:35,623
-Hey, teacher.
-Oh!
1058
01:12:36,557 --> 01:12:38,025
Hey!
1059
01:12:38,159 --> 01:12:40,493
-Long time.
-I know. Where you been?
1060
01:12:40,628 --> 01:12:42,897
I haven't seen you at Yugo's
for a month now.
1061
01:12:43,030 --> 01:12:44,298
Yeah, I just, uh...
1062
01:12:44,431 --> 01:12:46,767
I needed to take a break.
You get that?
1063
01:12:46,901 --> 01:12:47,935
I do.
1064
01:12:50,204 --> 01:12:51,505
I was hoping to bump into you.
1065
01:12:51,639 --> 01:12:54,909
Yes, well,
you are at my place of work.
1066
01:12:56,744 --> 01:12:57,745
Right.
1067
01:12:58,846 --> 01:13:00,648
I thought I owed you
an explanation
1068
01:13:00,781 --> 01:13:02,415
for dropping the ball earlier.
1069
01:13:02,550 --> 01:13:05,086
No, that's... that's okay.
1070
01:13:05,219 --> 01:13:06,888
I suffer from depression.
1071
01:13:08,890 --> 01:13:09,991
I get depressed.
1072
01:13:12,059 --> 01:13:13,995
It's not clinically diagnosed,
1073
01:13:15,296 --> 01:13:17,031
but I have, like,
zero self-confidence.
1074
01:13:17,164 --> 01:13:19,734
I thought my life would turn out
better than it is,
1075
01:13:19,867 --> 01:13:22,003
and I think
that's why I get depressed.
1076
01:13:24,338 --> 01:13:26,173
Why are you telling me this?
1077
01:13:26,307 --> 01:13:29,543
'Cause in spite of
all this depression,
1078
01:13:29,677 --> 01:13:33,314
I've worked up hopefulness
to ask you out for a drink.
1079
01:13:33,446 --> 01:13:36,784
Or if you're sober now,
a coffee sometime.
1080
01:13:36,918 --> 01:13:39,620
Sometime.
Sure, that would be great.
1081
01:13:40,688 --> 01:13:43,824
I'll be at a place in Jamestown
after six o'clock.
1082
01:13:44,558 --> 01:13:45,760
The Dutch Boy.
1083
01:13:46,661 --> 01:13:47,862
We'll see about that.
1084
01:14:05,112 --> 01:14:06,113
Hello.
1085
01:14:07,715 --> 01:14:10,918
Well, happy birthday, Marvin.
Thanks for telling me.
1086
01:14:13,220 --> 01:14:15,623
If everyone's insisting, sure.
1087
01:14:17,191 --> 01:14:19,160
Yeah, no, dinner sounds great.
1088
01:14:20,761 --> 01:14:22,930
Okay, I'll head out then.
1089
01:14:23,965 --> 01:14:25,766
See you later.
1090
01:14:25,900 --> 01:14:29,003
-But everyone's going!
-I don't want you to see it.
1091
01:14:29,136 --> 01:14:30,503
Get a ride from Jan's mom.
1092
01:14:30,638 --> 01:14:33,541
Odds are 4-1, Grendel takes it.
What do you think?
1093
01:14:33,674 --> 01:14:35,276
How did this even happen?
1094
01:14:35,409 --> 01:14:37,611
Dudley Stonerock said
after basketball Friday,
1095
01:14:37,745 --> 01:14:40,348
Grendel was complaining about
his basketball shorts
1096
01:14:40,480 --> 01:14:42,149
and Dudley was like,
"They're gay."
1097
01:14:42,283 --> 01:14:43,784
Then Grendel said
somebody told him
1098
01:14:43,918 --> 01:14:46,387
Cubby said he was gay
'cause he plays basketball.
1099
01:14:46,520 --> 01:14:48,255
Dudley was like,
"Sounds like him."
1100
01:14:48,389 --> 01:14:49,857
They pulled up
next to Witch Tits,
1101
01:14:49,991 --> 01:14:52,393
she rolled down the window
'cause he was scowling.
1102
01:14:52,560 --> 01:14:54,662
She's like, "What's wrong
with your boyfriend?"
1103
01:14:54,795 --> 01:14:57,598
But anyway, Grendel said
that Cubby's a dead man.
1104
01:15:06,073 --> 01:15:07,808
Where is everyone?
1105
01:15:07,942 --> 01:15:10,778
Cubby doesn't get off work
till 5:00.
1106
01:15:15,182 --> 01:15:16,851
I want it to be now!
1107
01:15:29,897 --> 01:15:32,033
...an extreme
weather advisory.
1108
01:15:32,166 --> 01:15:35,503
People in these counties
are advised to stay off roads.
1109
01:15:35,636 --> 01:15:39,640
Eddy, Foster, Griggs,
Stutsman, Barnes...
1110
01:15:39,774 --> 01:15:42,176
What's he talking about?
It's gorgeous.
1111
01:16:07,401 --> 01:16:10,304
Where is he? Where is he?
1112
01:16:13,307 --> 01:16:14,775
I'm right here.
1113
01:16:14,909 --> 01:16:18,279
- Are you ready to die?
- This looks so fake.
1114
01:16:18,412 --> 01:16:20,347
Mitch, what's it gonna be?
1115
01:16:20,481 --> 01:16:22,416
Last chance to tell us
what's gonna happen
1116
01:16:22,551 --> 01:16:23,751
before it happens.
1117
01:16:23,884 --> 01:16:25,052
Who wins? Cubby or Grendel?
1118
01:16:25,186 --> 01:16:27,822
Kill him! Kill him!
1119
01:16:29,323 --> 01:16:30,825
Fuck you! Don't talk to me!
1120
01:16:31,425 --> 01:16:33,694
-Cubby.
-W-Why?
1121
01:16:35,729 --> 01:16:37,364
Grendel doesn't wanna die.
1122
01:16:38,666 --> 01:16:40,468
God, it's suddenly so cold.
1123
01:16:40,601 --> 01:16:42,703
-You're a fucking dead man!
-Okay.
1124
01:16:42,837 --> 01:16:44,305
What did I tell you?
1125
01:16:44,438 --> 01:16:46,140
I don't know.
I couldn't hear you.
1126
01:16:53,914 --> 01:16:55,950
Fuck this. You're dead!
1127
01:18:14,828 --> 01:18:18,832
I'm seven miles from Owl,
but I have a full tank of gas.
1128
01:18:18,966 --> 01:18:22,136
I will not freeze as long as
I stay inside the car.
1129
01:18:24,405 --> 01:18:26,440
I'm a quarter a mile from home,
1130
01:18:27,642 --> 01:18:30,044
but my fuel tank
is almost empty.
1131
01:18:30,844 --> 01:18:33,447
I cannot stay
in this car forever.
1132
01:18:34,481 --> 01:18:37,051
If I do, I will freeze.
1133
01:18:42,723 --> 01:18:44,659
There are two things
to remember
1134
01:18:44,792 --> 01:18:46,760
when trapped in a car
during a blizzard.
1135
01:18:46,894 --> 01:18:49,330
One, stay inside the vehicle.
1136
01:18:49,463 --> 01:18:52,166
Two, remain calm.
1137
01:18:53,400 --> 01:18:55,903
There are
three things to remember
1138
01:18:56,036 --> 01:18:58,772
when trapped in your vehicle
in a blizzard.
1139
01:18:58,906 --> 01:19:02,076
One, stay inside your vehicle.
1140
01:19:02,209 --> 01:19:04,679
Two, remain calm.
1141
01:19:04,812 --> 01:19:08,048
Three, periodically examine
your exhaust pipe,
1142
01:19:08,182 --> 01:19:10,417
making sure it is not blocked
by snow,
1143
01:19:10,552 --> 01:19:14,054
which can lead to carbon
monoxide poisoning and death.
1144
01:19:18,225 --> 01:19:20,961
I'm 17
and I have so many regrets.
1145
01:19:22,963 --> 01:19:25,899
I should've talked
to my parents more.
1146
01:19:26,033 --> 01:19:28,202
If playing football
made me so unhappy,
1147
01:19:28,335 --> 01:19:30,904
why did I care
about being good at it?
1148
01:19:32,439 --> 01:19:34,074
I'm gonna die a virgin.
1149
01:19:35,476 --> 01:19:36,544
Who cares?
1150
01:19:38,245 --> 01:19:41,115
Playing catch with my sister
made me happy.
1151
01:19:42,783 --> 01:19:44,218
I love my sister.
1152
01:19:46,253 --> 01:19:48,322
In the future,
people will get killed
1153
01:19:48,455 --> 01:19:51,693
by cataclysmic catastrophes
like this all the time.
1154
01:19:51,825 --> 01:19:54,562
Storms and plague
caused by man's neglect
1155
01:19:54,696 --> 01:19:56,531
for his planet and his future.
1156
01:19:57,599 --> 01:19:58,999
But this is the '80s,
1157
01:19:59,133 --> 01:20:01,902
and that was a righteous time
to be alive.
1158
01:20:02,036 --> 01:20:06,273
So, this storm we're in now,
it isn't fate, it's just nature.
1159
01:20:07,975 --> 01:20:09,943
Boy, I wish I had a magazine.
1160
01:20:26,393 --> 01:20:27,428
Okay.
1161
01:21:07,434 --> 01:21:11,372
My house is at the end
of this driveway.
1162
01:21:11,506 --> 01:21:13,608
It's too far for me to crawl.
1163
01:21:19,079 --> 01:21:22,149
I think I will
close my eyes until morning.
1164
01:21:22,282 --> 01:21:24,284
I'll listen to the radio
and the wind,
1165
01:21:24,418 --> 01:21:26,120
and have nice dreams.
1166
01:21:30,859 --> 01:21:32,326
I'm just tired.
1167
01:21:34,928 --> 01:21:36,397
I deserve a break.
1168
01:22:26,346 --> 01:22:28,516
I will sleep
when I'm dead.
1169
01:22:29,584 --> 01:22:31,351
I will sleep when I'm dead.
1170
01:22:32,085 --> 01:22:34,154
And this is what I was thinking
1171
01:22:35,590 --> 01:22:37,357
until I fell asleep
1172
01:22:38,125 --> 01:22:39,359
and it was true.
1173
01:24:48,288 --> 01:24:51,526
Hey. I was just nodding off.
1174
01:24:53,061 --> 01:24:54,394
What are you doing here?
1175
01:24:55,362 --> 01:24:57,331
I'm saving your life, man.
1176
01:25:07,875 --> 01:25:11,244
I guess at some point
everyone thinks,
1177
01:25:11,378 --> 01:25:15,182
"Is this really where I'm
supposed to be? Is this it?"
1178
01:25:16,116 --> 01:25:17,518
And you know what?
1179
01:25:18,586 --> 01:25:20,420
It really is.
1180
01:25:20,555 --> 01:25:23,490
This is what being alive
feels like, you know?
1181
01:25:24,391 --> 01:25:26,393
The place doesn't matter.
1182
01:25:27,695 --> 01:25:28,796
You just live.