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(gentle ambient music)

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(curious bouncy music)

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(snare drumming)

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(curious bouncy music)

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(knife thuds)

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(children chattering)

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- Oh my god.

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(water ballon splats)
- What was that?

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(water balloons splatting)

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(upbeat playful music)

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(kids yelling)

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(upbeat playful music)

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(Timmy thuds)

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(Timmy sighs)

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(Timmy breathing heavily)

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(Timmy groaning)

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(tense music)

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(man grunts)

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(deep suspenseful music)

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(birds chirping)

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(deep suspenseful music)

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(playful piano music)

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- Suicide is precarious.

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(playful piano music)

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There are a lotta different
schools of thought

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on killing yourself.

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Beyond just pro and con, I mean.

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And believe me,

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there is a totally pro-suicide
contingent out there.

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They just aren't as
vocal as the other guys.

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Because well, for the
most part, they're dead.

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(price scanner beeps)

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Think this stuff would
kill you if you drank it?

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- Says it's toxic.

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- But is this, feel
a little woozy,

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I don't go to work
the next day toxic?

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Or is this, Lord hide the
eyes of your children,

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it's melting my face off toxic?

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(playful piano music)
(birds chirping)

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For clean, pills
are your best bet.

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They're simple,
elegant, merciful.

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Just close your eyes
and wake up in the arms

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of whatever God you believe in.

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Unless you wake up three
months later to discover

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that you've just slipped
into a coma and some orderly

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has been charging
truckers 20 bucks a pop

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to have sex on you.

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(skin slapping)

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(shady guy grunting)

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(Garrett yells)

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(shady guy grunting)

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But, who says taking yourself
out all neat-like is a virtue?

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Why not go out in a violent,
mangley way people remember?

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(slow tense music)

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(dominoes clicking)

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(machine whirring)

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(symbols clanking)

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(whimsical music)

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(bell dings)

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(whimsical music)

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(chainsaw buzzing)

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(Garrett yells)

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(toaster dings)

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(Garrett vocalizing)

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(cellphone buzzes)

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Tofu, extra firm tofu.

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Oh my god, veg, Vegenaise?

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What in the hell?

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I have a coupon for a meat
lovers and cheesy breadsticks.

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Don't rule this a suicide.

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The coroner's report should
read, "Cause of death,

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a broken heart and
a fucking rabbit."

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(light uplifting music)

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- What do you think?

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- What is it?

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- It's a rabbit.

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- Is it abstract?

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- No, it's a rabbit.

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Okay, his name is
Othor the Terrible.

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He's traveled through,
through hell and back

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to reclaim his lady rabbit.

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And now he's coming
home victorious,

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but having paid a heavy price.

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- So it's a metaphorical rabbit?

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- No. It's a rabbit who's
had some hard times, man.

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- I don't trust rabbits.

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- Hey, sweet rabbit, baby.

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- Thanks, babe.

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(chair creaking)

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- "There are a lotta
different schools of thought

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on suicide.

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There are a lotta ways to die.

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Lately, I've considered
most of them.

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The one I can't
live with though,

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the death I can't abide is the
one that takes 60 years or so

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spending small days
in a small home,

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in a small suburb,
with anyone but you.

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I hope you miss me every day.

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And I hope you know
this is all your fault.

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Love always, Mia."

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I'm gonna need you to sign this.

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(Mia breathing heavily)

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(Mia grunting)

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(Mia yells)

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(Mia yelling)

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(doorbell rings)

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(upbeat rhythmic guitar music)

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- Hey, uh, large meat lovers
and cheesy mozzarella sticks

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for one Steven Sanders.

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- Just slide it
through the crack.

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- What? That's ridiculous.

112
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That is also what
she said. (chuckles)

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- It's fine, just
you hand me the pie,

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I'll hand you the cash.

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- It won't fit, man.

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- Didn't you ever
play Tetris as a kid?

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- Not with pizza, no.

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Your toppings are gonna
be a mess now, dude.

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Something wrong with your face?

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- [Garrett] No. Why?

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- Do you have elephantiasis?

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- No.

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- Ah, just wondering.

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You know, my girlfriend's
got this thing

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that when she gets
nervous, she sweats a lot.

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Like a lot, like I am
genuinely concerned

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about her hydration sometimes.

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A sweaty little girl.

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I mean, it's not like,

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it isn't anything
like an eight-pound
testicle or anything,

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but she's got a couple a
extra t-shirts in her car.

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She's got this thing
of antiperspirant

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basically comes out of
a holster, you know?

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Yeah, one time I, I
delivered a pie to a lady,

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had a nipple right
on her eyeball.

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True story, nipple right there
in the corner of her eyeball.

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But it's all rock
and roll to me, man.

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I mean, 'cause we're
just, we're just living,

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you know, just living.

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There you go.

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- Listen, it's just
been a long day

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and I don't really feel like
seeing anybody right now.

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- I mean, you've been crying?

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Oh man, did your dad die?

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- What? Of course not? No.

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Why, why would you say that?

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- It's basically the
only acceptable reason

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for a grown-ass man
to cry, you know.

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- What if it was a girl?

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- Ah. Feelings and
shit, I get it.

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Well, enjoy your pie, sir.

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- How 'bout if I
tip you to listen?

153
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- So what's the
young lady's name?

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- Mia. I mean, Elaine,
Elaine, Elaine.

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- Huh. I dated an Elaine once.

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Yeah. Girl had immaculate
sentence structure.

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It was really something.

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Course she ended up
being an arsonist,

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which was unfortunate.

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- So what would you say to her
if you wanted to say goodbye?

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- I'd say, while
I'm at the store,

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please do not set my
cat on fire, you know.

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I mean she lived, my,
my cat, but you know,

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hasn't been the same ever since.

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Just kinda walks around
all bald and confused now.

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(curious orchestral music)

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(children laughing)

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- Hey.

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(crutch thuds)
(boy cries out)

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(curious strings music)

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(birds chirping)

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(Rick sighs)

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- Kinda feel like we're in
Zach Braff movie right now.

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Nobody puts baby in
the corner. (laughs)

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Wait a second. That's not right.

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Anyway, I think you're gonna
enjoy this Friday show, dude.

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It's totally fresh to death.

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Kinda like arena glam rock
with some heavy gangster

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rap influences, all
done in chip tune.

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I call it eight bit cock hop.

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You know you got a little
bit a sauce right there

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on the chin.

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Yeah, right, right there.

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- Go away.

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(relaxed acoustic music)

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(Rick sputters)

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(Rick scoffs)

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(bird chirping)

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- Look, I'm sorry, Poodle.
He was a really chatty dude.

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I mean he wanted to
know all about my cat,

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and, and there was this girl
whose name he didn't know

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that he kept going
on and on about.

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Next thing you know, we're
talking about Paul Newman

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and wolves, and he's
probably gonna kill himself.

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Ah. (chuckles)

196
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Probably not. You know?

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Just a big maybe on that.

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I mean, who, who's to say?

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Huh, you know, 30% of
Americans do commit suicide

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every single day.

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- Ah.

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- And that's some
serious math right there.

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Some scary stuff.

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But, but he won't.

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He wouldn't, 'cause
he's, you know,

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he's got his stuff together.

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Little douchy, yeah
but, (exhales sharply)

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(chuckles) you know, he's fine.

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00:12:40,739 --> 00:12:42,774
- We have to bake him a cake.

210
00:12:42,843 --> 00:12:45,140
- But I've got deliveries
to make, Poodle.

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00:12:45,209 --> 00:12:49,441
- Yes, you do. Today,
we're delivering hope.

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00:12:51,481 --> 00:12:52,550
- What?

213
00:12:52,619 --> 00:12:55,920
- Buttercream frosted hope.

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00:12:57,489 --> 00:13:00,188
(birds chirping)

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(lively orchestral music)

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- Hey, Mia.

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00:13:09,400 --> 00:13:10,231
Mia.

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00:13:11,604 --> 00:13:13,564
Hello, I am Sockio Sockio.

219
00:13:15,201 --> 00:13:18,403
Hi, and I am Luigi Sockio.

220
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We are Italian and
we have-a mustaches.

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And we bring to you,
our ancestral food stuff

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from the ancient
island of Italy,

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which is where we
are from. (giggles)

224
00:13:31,123 --> 00:13:33,858
- Okay, first of all,
Italy is a peninsula.

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00:13:33,927 --> 00:13:37,093
And secondly, you're
a fucking asshole.

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00:13:44,432 --> 00:13:47,269
- I wrote you a
dinner theater play.

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00:13:48,205 --> 00:13:51,635
- Oh. Oh, I take back
what I said then.

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00:13:52,745 --> 00:13:53,943
I'd like you to kill me now,

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00:13:54,011 --> 00:13:55,474
so I don't have
a listen act two.

230
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- Well that was very hurtful.

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The second act is
a fierce takedown

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00:14:02,383 --> 00:14:03,986
of the banking
industrial complex.

233
00:14:04,055 --> 00:14:06,353
And I think you would've
really enjoyed it.

234
00:14:06,421 --> 00:14:09,191
I'm only trying to
cheer you up, Mia, but

235
00:14:10,695 --> 00:14:12,463
fine, you know what?

236
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Have it your way.

237
00:14:16,535 --> 00:14:18,365
Here, pizza.

238
00:14:19,264 --> 00:14:20,532
- I can't eat that.

239
00:14:22,036 --> 00:14:23,601
- What do you mean?

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I mean, it's a good.

241
00:14:27,541 --> 00:14:29,547
It's from-a the place
around the corner.

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00:14:29,615 --> 00:14:32,215
- I don't eat cheese.

243
00:14:33,185 --> 00:14:34,583
- What do you mean,
you don't eat cheese?

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- You know this.

245
00:14:37,289 --> 00:14:42,191
- I spent like forever
picking little pieces of ham

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and hamburger and emu off of
here, and it was really hot.

247
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I mean I burnt my,

248
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I didn't really, I didn't
actually burn myself,

249
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but I did it over and over again

250
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and it was really
uncomfortable for me.

251
00:14:54,374 --> 00:14:58,343
I'm trying really hard here,
Mia, and you don't even care.

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(Mia sighs)

253
00:15:01,109 --> 00:15:02,541
What do you want from me?

254
00:15:04,448 --> 00:15:06,482
You want me to let you
go? Is that what you want?

255
00:15:06,551 --> 00:15:07,377
- Yes.

256
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- Okay, well I, I can't do that.

257
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I mean, I'm just,
I'm brainstorming.

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Is there anything else?

259
00:15:11,585 --> 00:15:14,452
- Garrett, I don't know
what's going on here.

260
00:15:14,521 --> 00:15:17,321
I don't have a
fucking clue, okay.

261
00:15:17,390 --> 00:15:21,193
And, I'm not mad anymore, okay?

262
00:15:21,262 --> 00:15:24,596
So just, please, let me go.

263
00:15:27,037 --> 00:15:30,573
- I'll get you a
waffle. (laughs)

264
00:15:30,642 --> 00:15:33,308
(gentle music)

265
00:15:35,646 --> 00:15:36,608
- Boy.

266
00:15:46,686 --> 00:15:50,887
(sighs) How you bum
your leg, boy child?

267
00:15:50,956 --> 00:15:53,460
- I was part of the commando
unit sent in to squash

268
00:15:53,528 --> 00:15:55,865
some insurgent activity
over on Sycamore Drive.

269
00:15:55,934 --> 00:15:57,628
I busted my leg on extraction.

270
00:15:57,697 --> 00:16:00,098
- Ha, almost same
thing happens to me,

271
00:16:00,167 --> 00:16:02,272
outside of Hanoi in '72.

272
00:16:02,340 --> 00:16:05,872
Now, my leg parts, mostly
rebar and duct tape.

273
00:16:05,941 --> 00:16:08,279
(gun clinks)

274
00:16:08,348 --> 00:16:11,010
It's the man in black pajamas
who I'm shooting at. You?

275
00:16:11,079 --> 00:16:12,011
- Fifth grade girls.

276
00:16:12,080 --> 00:16:13,981
- Ah, just as dangerous.

277
00:16:14,049 --> 00:16:15,411
- I hear you, brother.

278
00:16:15,480 --> 00:16:16,919
What kind of gun is that?

279
00:16:16,988 --> 00:16:18,819
- Makarov, nine millimeter.

280
00:16:18,888 --> 00:16:20,324
- Can I see it?

281
00:16:20,393 --> 00:16:21,224
- Sure.

282
00:16:23,555 --> 00:16:25,662
- Whoa. Can I shoot something?

283
00:16:25,731 --> 00:16:28,660
- Sure. Um, shoot Glen.

284
00:16:29,528 --> 00:16:32,064
No, no, no, no, no. I'm joking.

285
00:16:32,133 --> 00:16:34,138
It's joke, ha-ha.

286
00:16:36,506 --> 00:16:38,703
All right, maybe we
shoot Glen later, huh?

287
00:16:40,946 --> 00:16:44,676
(slow somber strings music)

288
00:16:55,893 --> 00:16:58,762
(Garrett inhales)

289
00:16:58,830 --> 00:17:02,133
(light strings music)

290
00:17:11,678 --> 00:17:14,706
(footsteps clicking)

291
00:17:18,779 --> 00:17:21,378
- [Man] Hello, and welcome
to YouTube's edition

292
00:17:21,446 --> 00:17:23,583
of how to tie a noose.

293
00:17:24,418 --> 00:17:28,357
(light somber strings music)

294
00:17:35,465 --> 00:17:38,636
Step one in tying
noose, find a rope.

295
00:17:38,705 --> 00:17:39,896
Once you have your rope,

296
00:17:39,965 --> 00:17:43,202
you shall start tying
your noose as such.

297
00:17:43,271 --> 00:17:46,837
(curious orchestral music)

298
00:17:50,849 --> 00:17:53,877
(glass plate scatters)

299
00:17:55,652 --> 00:17:58,548
Now that you have learned
to tie a proper loop,

300
00:17:58,617 --> 00:18:00,823
you must now follow step 15.

301
00:18:00,892 --> 00:18:03,959
In step 15, you shall...

302
00:18:04,028 --> 00:18:07,759
(curious orchestral music)

303
00:18:12,497 --> 00:18:14,704
(Mia yells muffled)

304
00:18:14,773 --> 00:18:17,100
(Mia groans)

305
00:18:17,168 --> 00:18:21,405
Take the end of the rope and
place it through the bunny hole

306
00:18:21,474 --> 00:18:23,544
and out the rabbit hatch.

307
00:18:24,884 --> 00:18:28,648
(curious orchestral music)

308
00:18:34,321 --> 00:18:37,657
(Mia groans lightly)

309
00:18:37,725 --> 00:18:39,589
And if you take that
last bit of string,

310
00:18:39,658 --> 00:18:42,662
pull it nice and tight, voila,

311
00:18:42,731 --> 00:18:46,468
you now have yourself
a full bonafide noose.

312
00:18:47,170 --> 00:18:50,802
(curious orchestral music)

313
00:18:53,845 --> 00:18:56,445
(Mia groaning)

314
00:18:58,949 --> 00:19:02,247
(glass scraping)

315
00:19:02,316 --> 00:19:05,355
(Garrett gagging)

316
00:19:09,223 --> 00:19:11,955
(glass scraping)

317
00:19:13,460 --> 00:19:17,235
(curious orchestral music)

318
00:19:20,707 --> 00:19:22,640
(tense music)

319
00:19:22,709 --> 00:19:24,907
(Mia gasps)

320
00:19:24,976 --> 00:19:28,378
(tense orchestral music)

321
00:19:37,316 --> 00:19:38,355
- Hey.

322
00:19:39,584 --> 00:19:41,859
Oh, what happened here?

323
00:19:41,927 --> 00:19:43,928
- I dropped my waffle.

324
00:19:43,997 --> 00:19:46,660
Well, we'll get you another one.

325
00:19:47,630 --> 00:19:49,432
I don't want you to
eat off the floor.

326
00:19:51,370 --> 00:19:53,634
Okay. I'm gonna take
this off of you.

327
00:19:53,702 --> 00:19:55,339
What I don't want you to
do is be too mean to me.

328
00:19:55,408 --> 00:19:57,841
If I wanted to be brow
beaten or made fun of,

329
00:19:57,910 --> 00:19:58,870
I could call my mom.

330
00:20:00,346 --> 00:20:02,511
- What's with the neck
wear there, buddy?

331
00:20:03,915 --> 00:20:05,649
- Oh, this.

332
00:20:05,718 --> 00:20:09,346
Yes, well, I guess you decided
to hang yourself in the end.

333
00:20:09,415 --> 00:20:11,018
Out of guilt.

334
00:20:11,087 --> 00:20:12,455
It's a classic.

335
00:20:12,523 --> 00:20:14,320
- I don't think I did
decide to do that.

336
00:20:14,389 --> 00:20:16,086
I think I'd remember that.

337
00:20:16,155 --> 00:20:18,996
- Vegetables do weird
things to people's brains.

338
00:20:19,065 --> 00:20:19,994
You should stop eating them.

339
00:20:20,063 --> 00:20:21,030
- Let me go.

340
00:20:21,098 --> 00:20:22,666
- Oh, I can't do that.

341
00:20:22,735 --> 00:20:23,794
- Why?

342
00:20:23,863 --> 00:20:25,836
- I think you'd be
very upset if you knew.

343
00:20:25,905 --> 00:20:27,199
- You're gonna kill me.

344
00:20:27,267 --> 00:20:28,636
I'm upset!

345
00:20:28,704 --> 00:20:30,673
- Hey, please don't
be like this, don't.

346
00:20:30,742 --> 00:20:34,741
Can't you just, I'm a nice
guy. I'm a damn bunny rabbit.

347
00:20:35,844 --> 00:20:39,715
- Nice guys don't kidnap
and kill innocent people.

348
00:20:39,783 --> 00:20:44,949
Monsters do that, and
fuckheads. Fuckhead monsters.

349
00:20:46,689 --> 00:20:48,790
- He was cheating
on you, you know?

350
00:20:48,859 --> 00:20:49,953
- What?

351
00:20:50,022 --> 00:20:53,359
- You were one of
half a dozen girls

352
00:20:53,428 --> 00:20:54,927
he didn't even care about.

353
00:20:54,996 --> 00:20:56,827
I've actually taken the
liberty of putting together

354
00:20:56,896 --> 00:20:58,930
a PowerPoint
presentation for you.

355
00:21:00,807 --> 00:21:01,706
- A PowerPoint?

356
00:21:01,774 --> 00:21:03,039
- Oh yeah.

357
00:21:03,107 --> 00:21:05,475
Oh, there he is, Ben.

358
00:21:05,544 --> 00:21:08,373
He moved in with me
and ruined everything.

359
00:21:08,442 --> 00:21:11,745
(deep playful music)

360
00:21:13,446 --> 00:21:16,083
(dog yelps)

361
00:21:16,152 --> 00:21:17,986
(fire swooshes)

362
00:21:18,055 --> 00:21:20,791
(cat meows)

363
00:21:20,860 --> 00:21:21,755
- Whoo-hoo.

364
00:21:23,156 --> 00:21:25,962
- I hated the way he seduced
you with his slick ways

365
00:21:26,031 --> 00:21:27,964
and his sex parts.

366
00:21:28,033 --> 00:21:30,863
(whimsical music)

367
00:21:39,175 --> 00:21:40,107
(doorbell rings)

368
00:21:40,176 --> 00:21:41,445
- Help! Help!

369
00:21:43,112 --> 00:21:44,209
Help.

370
00:21:44,278 --> 00:21:45,075
Help!

371
00:21:48,382 --> 00:21:51,389
(doorbell rings)

372
00:21:54,892 --> 00:21:55,690
- Hello?

373
00:21:57,392 --> 00:21:58,561
- He's really shy.

374
00:21:59,798 --> 00:22:02,030
He doesn't have elephantiasis
though. I'm pretty sure.

375
00:22:02,098 --> 00:22:02,928
- Uh, hey!

376
00:22:04,300 --> 00:22:07,803
Hey, open the door.

377
00:22:07,872 --> 00:22:08,703
Please.

378
00:22:14,146 --> 00:22:16,806
Hi. We brought you a cake.

379
00:22:16,875 --> 00:22:20,115
- She makes cakes. Pretty good.

380
00:22:20,184 --> 00:22:21,551
- Why are you here?

381
00:22:21,619 --> 00:22:24,422
- She made me leave work
early to buy cake stuff.

382
00:22:25,851 --> 00:22:27,491
- What happened to your hand?

383
00:22:29,226 --> 00:22:31,125
- It's from a monkey.

384
00:22:31,194 --> 00:22:32,628
- A monkey?

385
00:22:32,697 --> 00:22:37,765
- Yeah. I train helper
monkeys for citizens.

386
00:22:38,467 --> 00:22:39,399
Citizens who need monkeys.

387
00:22:39,467 --> 00:22:43,066
- Oh. I love monkeys.

388
00:22:43,135 --> 00:22:46,640
There's a monkey on
the cake. See? (laughs)

389
00:22:46,709 --> 00:22:48,244
Can we come in and
meet the monkey?

390
00:22:48,313 --> 00:22:50,679
- No, no. God, no. He's angry.

391
00:22:51,845 --> 00:22:53,809
You actually need
to leave. Okay?

392
00:22:53,878 --> 00:22:56,047
But, thanks for the cake.

393
00:22:57,157 --> 00:23:00,022
Yeah, it looks, looks good.

394
00:23:00,091 --> 00:23:01,459
I like monkeys.

395
00:23:01,527 --> 00:23:05,292
- Wait. I just want you
to know that we're here.

396
00:23:05,361 --> 00:23:06,790
- I can see that.

397
00:23:06,859 --> 00:23:09,995
- No, I mean we're here for you.

398
00:23:11,070 --> 00:23:13,035
- I'm fine. Okay?

399
00:23:13,104 --> 00:23:14,169
- Oh my god.

400
00:23:14,238 --> 00:23:15,538
- [Garrett] What?

401
00:23:15,607 --> 00:23:17,508
- You have a noose
around your neck.

402
00:23:18,307 --> 00:23:19,169
- No, I don't.

403
00:23:20,411 --> 00:23:22,074
- Maybe we should go, Poodle.

404
00:23:22,910 --> 00:23:25,415
- There is a noose
around his neck.

405
00:23:25,484 --> 00:23:27,477
He is going to
kill himself, Rick.

406
00:23:27,546 --> 00:23:32,919
- Maybe he's a gasper, like
into autoerotic asphyxiation.

407
00:23:33,355 --> 00:23:34,689
I don't know.

408
00:23:34,758 --> 00:23:37,462
I, I feel weird. This is
really personal stuff.

409
00:23:38,198 --> 00:23:39,492
- I'm not gonna kill myself.

410
00:23:39,560 --> 00:23:40,895
- See, it's all good.

411
00:23:41,798 --> 00:23:43,360
Catch you at the
cock-hop show, right?

412
00:23:43,429 --> 00:23:44,431
- Yeah.

413
00:23:44,500 --> 00:23:46,170
- There is a noose around,

414
00:23:46,239 --> 00:23:47,436
there is a noose around you.

415
00:23:47,504 --> 00:23:49,302
There is a noose
around his neck.

416
00:23:49,370 --> 00:23:51,034
- Go away.

417
00:23:51,102 --> 00:23:53,505
- I don't think
he wants us here.

418
00:23:53,574 --> 00:23:55,212
- He does want us here.

419
00:23:55,281 --> 00:23:57,874
- Clearly, he doesn't. Clearly.

420
00:23:57,943 --> 00:24:00,116
- No one is killing anyone.

421
00:24:00,185 --> 00:24:01,552
My girlfriend and I,

422
00:24:01,620 --> 00:24:02,912
we just have a
complicated relationship.

423
00:24:02,981 --> 00:24:05,116
- I told you it was a sex thing.

424
00:24:06,190 --> 00:24:07,019
- That's it.

425
00:24:07,654 --> 00:24:09,120
That's it, we have uh,

426
00:24:09,956 --> 00:24:13,026
sweet, sweet,
complicated intercourse.

427
00:24:13,095 --> 00:24:15,925
But, I need you to go now
because of all the intercourse.

428
00:24:15,994 --> 00:24:17,966
So, thanks for the monkey cake.

429
00:24:18,035 --> 00:24:22,032
Okay, and, oh you, you might
wanna go run off to the car

430
00:24:22,101 --> 00:24:24,203
and grab one of
those extra shirts.

431
00:24:24,272 --> 00:24:28,678
Yeah, your pits are kind of
swampy. Okay now, bye-bye.

432
00:24:34,218 --> 00:24:36,983
(birds chirping)

433
00:24:40,257 --> 00:24:42,824
(door squeaks)

434
00:24:47,433 --> 00:24:49,797
I hate people.
Especially other people.

435
00:24:49,866 --> 00:24:52,498
You, you're not so bad,
but for the most part,

436
00:24:52,567 --> 00:24:55,333
people who need people,

437
00:24:55,401 --> 00:24:57,973
they are just the most
annoying people in the world.

438
00:24:58,042 --> 00:25:02,646
Some people will draw you in
with the way they have skin.

439
00:25:04,079 --> 00:25:07,178
Or, they smell like
vanilla coconut candy.

440
00:25:09,418 --> 00:25:12,151
(Garrett sighs)

441
00:25:13,287 --> 00:25:16,091
And, then they make you feel
like you can trust them.

442
00:25:17,061 --> 00:25:20,290
And it turns out that they're
just big, fat liar cats,

443
00:25:20,359 --> 00:25:22,759
and that they're sleeping
with other people

444
00:25:22,828 --> 00:25:24,832
right behind your back.

445
00:25:24,901 --> 00:25:28,034
- I never slept with you
in front of your back.

446
00:25:29,134 --> 00:25:31,103
- Don't you see
how that's worse?

447
00:25:31,172 --> 00:25:33,202
- I don't know what
you're talking about.

448
00:25:33,271 --> 00:25:35,871
- You can't ignore
me anymore, Mia.

449
00:25:35,940 --> 00:25:37,440
I mean, look at me.

450
00:25:38,376 --> 00:25:40,717
I'm the last thing
you're ever gonna see.

451
00:25:41,519 --> 00:25:44,382
What we had, it was cosmic.

452
00:25:44,450 --> 00:25:48,257
It was a love I thought was
gonna watch the stars turn cold.

453
00:25:48,326 --> 00:25:49,319
And you're just (sighs),

454
00:25:51,831 --> 00:25:56,161
anyway, I'm not mad at you,
I just want you to know,

455
00:25:57,236 --> 00:25:59,002
I mean, I forgive you.

456
00:25:59,071 --> 00:25:59,901
- Hm.

457
00:26:01,669 --> 00:26:03,535
(Garrett gagging)

458
00:26:03,604 --> 00:26:05,341
- Help, help.

459
00:26:05,410 --> 00:26:08,976
(curious orchestral music)

460
00:26:12,218 --> 00:26:13,015
(rope stretching)

461
00:26:13,084 --> 00:26:14,350
Mia!

462
00:26:14,418 --> 00:26:19,250
Help, help me. (yells)

463
00:26:20,690 --> 00:26:24,360
(Garrett gagging and yelling)

464
00:26:24,429 --> 00:26:28,766
(curious orchestral music)

465
00:26:28,835 --> 00:26:31,868
- I'm sorry, Poodle. He was
having a really bad day.

466
00:26:31,937 --> 00:26:36,432
- A complete stranger. You
met him one time, Rick.

467
00:26:36,501 --> 00:26:38,308
Do you tell everybody
that your girlfriend

468
00:26:38,376 --> 00:26:39,843
has sweaty arm stains?

469
00:26:39,911 --> 00:26:42,075
Is that like your Facebook
status or something?

470
00:26:44,150 --> 00:26:44,979
- I love you.

471
00:26:46,748 --> 00:26:49,320
- Who else have you told?

472
00:26:49,389 --> 00:26:50,417
- What's important is that--

473
00:26:50,486 --> 00:26:51,381
- Who else?

474
00:26:53,458 --> 00:26:55,055
- Well--
- Who else?

475
00:26:56,924 --> 00:26:59,261
- I have told many, many people.

476
00:26:59,330 --> 00:27:01,398
(Abigail scoffs)

477
00:27:01,467 --> 00:27:02,860
- You know what your problem is?

478
00:27:02,929 --> 00:27:04,428
- I know several of them.

479
00:27:04,497 --> 00:27:06,298
- Do you even understand
what's happening right now?

480
00:27:06,367 --> 00:27:07,935
- I understand some of
what's happening right now.

481
00:27:08,004 --> 00:27:09,603
- You never even
notice what's going on

482
00:27:09,671 --> 00:27:10,637
right under your nose.

483
00:27:10,705 --> 00:27:12,101
- Are you kidding me?

484
00:27:12,170 --> 00:27:14,141
I'm like fucking Daredevil.

485
00:27:14,210 --> 00:27:18,276
Like hyper aware of, you
know, my shit at all times.

486
00:27:18,344 --> 00:27:21,646
- I'm hyper aware
that you're an idiot.

487
00:27:21,715 --> 00:27:22,649
- Is that nice?

488
00:27:22,717 --> 00:27:24,351
(Mia screams muffled)

489
00:27:24,420 --> 00:27:25,815
Hm-mm.

490
00:27:25,884 --> 00:27:26,922
Check this.

491
00:27:28,389 --> 00:27:32,525
There's a car, PT Cruiser,
hunter green, fairly mint.

492
00:27:32,594 --> 00:27:34,228
(Abigail sighs)

493
00:27:34,297 --> 00:27:35,898
It's carrying three children,
about to round the corner.

494
00:27:35,967 --> 00:27:38,197
They're watching
SpongeBob in the backseat.

495
00:27:39,134 --> 00:27:41,170
Squidward's flipping
a Krabby Patty.

496
00:27:41,239 --> 00:27:46,436
The middle child has ADHD and
just ate Cheez-Its for lunch.

497
00:27:47,246 --> 00:27:49,641
(birds chirping)

498
00:27:49,710 --> 00:27:51,244
(Abigail scoffs)

499
00:27:51,313 --> 00:27:53,780
Okay, but you got to admit
that would've been pretty dope.

500
00:27:53,849 --> 00:27:56,348
Also, Krabby Patty? Band name.

501
00:27:56,417 --> 00:27:58,982
- Do we even care that
he's going to kill himself?

502
00:27:59,050 --> 00:28:00,150
- He's not going to--

503
00:28:00,218 --> 00:28:02,189
- He has a noose
around his neck.

504
00:28:02,258 --> 00:28:06,557
- So? Flava Flav's been
wearing a clock since the '80s.

505
00:28:06,626 --> 00:28:07,929
- What?

506
00:28:07,998 --> 00:28:09,999
- I'm just saying, I've
seen worse fashion.

507
00:28:10,068 --> 00:28:12,061
Like, remember the time
Byork wore a fricking goose

508
00:28:12,130 --> 00:28:13,028
or whatever to the Oscars?

509
00:28:13,097 --> 00:28:14,503
Now that was fucked up.

510
00:28:14,571 --> 00:28:15,938
- You're unbelievable.

511
00:28:16,006 --> 00:28:17,742
- He said he's not
going to kill himself.

512
00:28:17,810 --> 00:28:19,204
- That's exactly what
someone would say

513
00:28:19,273 --> 00:28:21,506
if they were going
to kill themself.

514
00:28:21,575 --> 00:28:23,011
- Sure.

515
00:28:23,080 --> 00:28:24,912
But it's also exactly
what someone would say

516
00:28:24,981 --> 00:28:27,545
who's not going to
kill themselves.

517
00:28:27,614 --> 00:28:29,252
Huh?

518
00:28:29,320 --> 00:28:30,183
Conundrum.

519
00:28:32,523 --> 00:28:34,986
(door slams shut)

520
00:28:35,055 --> 00:28:38,191
- Get in there and fix this,

521
00:28:38,259 --> 00:28:40,424
or find somewhere
else to sleep tonight.

522
00:28:41,597 --> 00:28:43,861
(Rick sighs)

523
00:28:43,930 --> 00:28:46,335
(Garrett grunting)

524
00:28:46,404 --> 00:28:48,337
(Mia yells)

525
00:28:48,406 --> 00:28:49,669
- [Mia] No!

526
00:28:49,738 --> 00:28:52,440
(Garrett yells in pain)

527
00:28:52,509 --> 00:28:55,175
(both grunting)

528
00:29:03,652 --> 00:29:04,817
(doorbell rings)

529
00:29:04,885 --> 00:29:07,186
(Mia yelling muffled)

530
00:29:07,255 --> 00:29:10,861
- I have tried really
hard to be fair to you.

531
00:29:12,695 --> 00:29:13,824
I almost died up there.

532
00:29:13,893 --> 00:29:15,630
(Mia groans)

533
00:29:15,699 --> 00:29:19,467
(curious orchestral music)

534
00:29:19,536 --> 00:29:20,765
You scared me.

535
00:29:20,834 --> 00:29:22,598
(Mia panting)

536
00:29:22,667 --> 00:29:24,870
If I had any idea how
to tie a proper knot,

537
00:29:24,938 --> 00:29:26,239
I'd be dead right now.

538
00:29:30,580 --> 00:29:33,042
(doorbell rings)

539
00:29:33,111 --> 00:29:36,513
(both breathing heavily)

540
00:29:39,216 --> 00:29:41,254
How, how did you even?

541
00:29:43,222 --> 00:29:45,423
What, did you chew through this?

542
00:29:46,695 --> 00:29:47,962
(tape stretches)

543
00:29:48,031 --> 00:29:49,729
You're not getting
any monkey cake.

544
00:29:49,798 --> 00:29:50,901
- (yells) Fuck you!

545
00:29:53,735 --> 00:29:56,065
(door squeaks)

546
00:29:56,134 --> 00:29:58,504
(mysterious music)

547
00:29:58,573 --> 00:29:59,673
- Steve?

548
00:29:59,742 --> 00:30:00,845
- [Abigail] Steve?

549
00:30:03,042 --> 00:30:04,442
- Damn, I hate people.

550
00:30:05,816 --> 00:30:09,854
(mysterious orchestral music)

551
00:30:12,556 --> 00:30:14,958
(Mia groans)

552
00:30:18,527 --> 00:30:19,490
Sh.

553
00:30:21,530 --> 00:30:22,361
- Steve?

554
00:30:24,831 --> 00:30:26,602
- Hold on.

555
00:30:26,671 --> 00:30:30,270
(curious orchestral music)

556
00:30:37,483 --> 00:30:39,147
Why are you in my house?

557
00:30:40,383 --> 00:30:42,947
- I thought you were trying
to get our attention.

558
00:30:43,016 --> 00:30:44,382
- Well, I wasn't.

559
00:30:44,451 --> 00:30:47,552
- Oh my god. You have
scratches on your face.

560
00:30:47,621 --> 00:30:52,024
- Oh yeah, that's from the,
that's from the monkey.

561
00:30:52,093 --> 00:30:53,524
He's in a really foul mood.

562
00:30:54,525 --> 00:30:56,531
I don't know what
his problem is.

563
00:30:56,600 --> 00:30:57,363
- Where is he?

564
00:30:59,404 --> 00:31:02,569
- I sent him to his room to
think about what he had done.

565
00:31:02,638 --> 00:31:03,605
- Hm.

566
00:31:03,674 --> 00:31:05,207
- Did you spank him?

567
00:31:05,276 --> 00:31:08,440
You know, for being bad,
did you spank your monkey?

568
00:31:09,745 --> 00:31:10,944
(hand slaps)

569
00:31:11,013 --> 00:31:13,445
- We were worried about you.

570
00:31:13,513 --> 00:31:17,614
- Can you worry about me
in someone else's house?

571
00:31:19,822 --> 00:31:21,090
- We're here for you.

572
00:31:21,857 --> 00:31:25,495
We care about you.

573
00:31:25,564 --> 00:31:28,328
- (laughs) Super.

574
00:31:33,538 --> 00:31:36,138
(fork tapping)

575
00:31:41,941 --> 00:31:43,478
- Mm.

576
00:31:43,547 --> 00:31:44,344
- Mm.

577
00:31:50,787 --> 00:31:53,624
(Abigail clears throat)

578
00:31:53,693 --> 00:31:57,258
- So, what's your monkey's name?

579
00:31:58,992 --> 00:32:00,195
- Ampersand.

580
00:32:03,095 --> 00:32:04,298
- [Rick] Mm.

581
00:32:07,067 --> 00:32:07,866
(Abigail's foot thuds)

582
00:32:07,935 --> 00:32:09,535
Ah, uh, okay.

583
00:32:09,604 --> 00:32:14,605
Uh, Steve, we're worried
about you, uh, apparently.

584
00:32:19,514 --> 00:32:21,811
We want you to know
that we both like you.

585
00:32:22,747 --> 00:32:27,816
You are liked, and
you are a good person.

586
00:32:28,486 --> 00:32:29,752
I mean, probably, I don't know.

587
00:32:31,088 --> 00:32:34,025
Oh, you really shouldn't have
said that arm sweat thing

588
00:32:34,094 --> 00:32:35,460
to Abigail though.

589
00:32:35,529 --> 00:32:37,066
You know, I'm not gonna
get too down on you

590
00:32:37,135 --> 00:32:38,730
because you're going
through this whole

591
00:32:38,799 --> 00:32:40,536
killing yourself thing, but
that was messed up, dude.

592
00:32:40,605 --> 00:32:41,296
I'm just sayin'.

593
00:32:41,365 --> 00:32:42,732
(Abigail clears throat)

594
00:32:42,800 --> 00:32:44,635
It really was, but, but,
but we like you, a lot.

595
00:32:45,808 --> 00:32:46,637
Whole bunches.

596
00:32:48,047 --> 00:32:50,809
- How 'bout some
drinks with the cake?

597
00:32:50,878 --> 00:32:52,146
- Mm.

598
00:32:52,215 --> 00:32:54,711
- That would be lovely,
Steve. Thank you.

599
00:33:00,121 --> 00:33:03,654
(curious orchestral music)

600
00:33:14,135 --> 00:33:17,635
- Oh. She's really pretty.

601
00:33:18,738 --> 00:33:21,173
- [Garrett] The prettiest
ones are the worst.

602
00:33:21,242 --> 00:33:23,477
- He doesn't mean you, Poodle.

603
00:33:23,546 --> 00:33:26,116
- Of course I don't mean
her. Why would I mean her?

604
00:33:26,817 --> 00:33:28,184
I said the pretty ones.

605
00:33:30,315 --> 00:33:32,121
(Abigail chuckles)

606
00:33:32,190 --> 00:33:35,521
- So what happened
between you guys?

607
00:33:40,996 --> 00:33:42,732
- She ruined my life.

608
00:33:42,800 --> 00:33:44,233
- How did she do that?

609
00:33:44,934 --> 00:33:45,866
- Doesn't matter.

610
00:33:45,935 --> 00:33:46,862
- It does matter.

611
00:33:47,598 --> 00:33:52,175
Because we care.
(Garrett groans)

612
00:33:53,741 --> 00:33:56,806
- It just really wasn't any
one thing in particular.

613
00:33:58,783 --> 00:34:00,448
It's like this, okay.

614
00:34:00,517 --> 00:34:03,550
I used to bring her
flowers, and she's beautiful

615
00:34:03,619 --> 00:34:07,157
and so she expects flowers,
like they just appear.

616
00:34:07,226 --> 00:34:10,657
And one day I used my
key that she gave me.

617
00:34:10,726 --> 00:34:14,664
We exchanged keys and I used
my key to leave her flowers.

618
00:34:14,733 --> 00:34:18,135
(whimsical guitar music)

619
00:34:44,961 --> 00:34:48,231
(footsteps clomping)

620
00:34:56,468 --> 00:34:58,769
- Ben, you got me flowers?

621
00:35:02,043 --> 00:35:04,879
- Yeah. I--

622
00:35:04,948 --> 00:35:06,513
- They're gorgeous.

623
00:35:07,411 --> 00:35:08,983
(Ben exhales)

624
00:35:09,051 --> 00:35:10,416
Look, there's a card.

625
00:35:10,485 --> 00:35:13,615
- Oh, hey, why
don't you let me uh,

626
00:35:13,684 --> 00:35:15,358
why don't you let me read that

627
00:35:15,426 --> 00:35:17,823
like one of those sexy,
romantic voiceovers, huh?

628
00:35:17,892 --> 00:35:18,723
- Okay.

629
00:35:28,199 --> 00:35:33,606
- In a desert life, you are
a refreshing, sexy beverage,

630
00:35:35,308 --> 00:35:36,911
like an Arnold Palmer.

631
00:35:36,980 --> 00:35:38,546
- (chuckles) Okay.

632
00:35:38,615 --> 00:35:41,878
- Or a Sprite that I think
about at night times.

633
00:35:44,821 --> 00:35:45,816
Love, Ben.

634
00:35:47,287 --> 00:35:49,424
- [Mia] That's weird.

635
00:35:50,057 --> 00:35:51,459
- Yes.

636
00:35:52,962 --> 00:35:54,664
(Mia chuckles)

637
00:35:54,733 --> 00:35:55,529
It is weird.

638
00:35:56,868 --> 00:35:57,901
- [Mia] But it's sweet.

639
00:35:57,970 --> 00:36:00,963
- I have to have you, right now.

640
00:36:02,268 --> 00:36:03,466
- Right now?

641
00:36:03,535 --> 00:36:05,035
- Right this very second.

642
00:36:05,104 --> 00:36:05,935
- Okay.

643
00:36:07,075 --> 00:36:09,774
(Ben moaning)

644
00:36:12,245 --> 00:36:15,082
(Mia giggles)

645
00:36:15,150 --> 00:36:18,618
(Mia and Ben laughing)

646
00:36:21,959 --> 00:36:24,954
(Ben moans loudly)

647
00:36:26,094 --> 00:36:26,861
- [Ben] Yeah.

648
00:36:26,930 --> 00:36:29,831
(Mia laughs)

649
00:36:29,900 --> 00:36:31,766
Oh, right there.

650
00:36:31,835 --> 00:36:32,665
Yeah.

651
00:36:34,773 --> 00:36:37,739
- Holy shit.

652
00:36:37,808 --> 00:36:38,901
- Wow.

653
00:36:38,970 --> 00:36:41,878
- So you were just under
the, like the whole?

654
00:36:41,947 --> 00:36:44,541
- That's really something.

655
00:36:44,610 --> 00:36:46,013
(Rick scoffs)
- Yeah.

656
00:36:46,082 --> 00:36:46,910
How are the drinks?

657
00:36:47,987 --> 00:36:50,118
- (sniffs) They smell funny.

658
00:36:50,187 --> 00:36:51,849
Like not a ha-ha funny, but.

659
00:36:53,058 --> 00:36:54,489
- Oh my god, that's strong.

660
00:36:54,557 --> 00:36:56,920
- Kind of burns. It
smell like it burns?

661
00:36:58,358 --> 00:37:00,864
- Oh, it's a cocktail.

662
00:37:00,932 --> 00:37:02,997
- Oh. We don't drink.

663
00:37:03,066 --> 00:37:04,763
- Nah. Gave up drinking.

664
00:37:05,663 --> 00:37:06,897
- You don't drink at all?

665
00:37:08,101 --> 00:37:08,899
- Nope.

666
00:37:09,633 --> 00:37:10,868
- Not even wine coolers?

667
00:37:11,871 --> 00:37:13,974
(Abigail clears throat)
- Not even wine coolers.

668
00:37:14,043 --> 00:37:16,808
(Abigail coughs)

669
00:37:21,386 --> 00:37:26,587
- Can I use your uh,
bathroom? (coughing)

670
00:37:27,857 --> 00:37:30,492
- Oh, oh yeah. Right, right
down the hall to the right.

671
00:37:31,490 --> 00:37:32,995
(Abigail coughing)

672
00:37:33,063 --> 00:37:34,892
- [Abigail] Thank you.

673
00:37:40,030 --> 00:37:43,371
- Dude, she freaks
out about smoke.

674
00:37:43,440 --> 00:37:45,907
- You know where
people don't smoke?

675
00:37:45,976 --> 00:37:47,310
Your house.

676
00:37:47,379 --> 00:37:48,740
- Dude, just be
chill. We're leaving.

677
00:37:48,809 --> 00:37:51,315
Just give her some peace
of mind so we can go.

678
00:37:54,446 --> 00:37:56,049
(Rick sighs)

679
00:37:56,118 --> 00:37:57,083
(Rick sniffs)

680
00:37:57,152 --> 00:37:59,820
(Rick coughing)

681
00:37:59,889 --> 00:38:00,654
Oh, god.

682
00:38:01,920 --> 00:38:03,954
If she asks, you
drank these, okay?

683
00:38:05,424 --> 00:38:07,958
(Rick sighs)

684
00:38:09,131 --> 00:38:11,896
(Rick gasping)

685
00:38:14,202 --> 00:38:16,901
(Rick coughs)

686
00:38:17,942 --> 00:38:20,443
(Rick heaves)

687
00:38:21,606 --> 00:38:24,508
(vomit splatters)

688
00:38:24,576 --> 00:38:26,977
God. This is not good.

689
00:38:27,812 --> 00:38:30,248
It tastes like hate. (coughs)

690
00:38:30,317 --> 00:38:31,520
I'm burning.

691
00:38:33,354 --> 00:38:35,619
(Rick cries out in pain)

692
00:38:35,688 --> 00:38:38,025
(deep curious orchestral music)

693
00:38:38,094 --> 00:38:40,793
(Rick coughs)

694
00:38:42,462 --> 00:38:44,795
(Rick cries out in pain)

695
00:38:44,864 --> 00:38:48,200
Wait a minute. Why
are you kicking?

696
00:38:48,269 --> 00:38:49,403
- I'm sorry.

697
00:38:49,472 --> 00:38:52,842
(foot thuds)
- Ow, stop it!

698
00:38:52,911 --> 00:38:54,075
(Garrett grunts)

699
00:38:54,144 --> 00:38:57,040
(Rick yells in pain)

700
00:38:58,951 --> 00:39:00,916
Oh, man, I'm sick!

701
00:39:00,985 --> 00:39:02,144
- Oh my god.

702
00:39:02,212 --> 00:39:03,983
- Hurry, grab a towel
from the bathroom.

703
00:39:04,052 --> 00:39:06,153
Go!

704
00:39:06,222 --> 00:39:07,952
Hurry. I know CPR.

705
00:39:09,822 --> 00:39:12,125
Shut up. Shut up.
(foot thudding)

706
00:39:12,194 --> 00:39:13,294
- Where is it?

707
00:39:13,363 --> 00:39:15,492
- Oh god, just keep looking.

708
00:39:15,561 --> 00:39:16,527
- It's not in here.

709
00:39:16,595 --> 00:39:18,065
- Look in the closet.

710
00:39:18,134 --> 00:39:21,031
(Abigail groans)

711
00:39:22,441 --> 00:39:24,170
- Don't hit me with the
blender, please don't.

712
00:39:24,239 --> 00:39:25,006
(Rick yelling)

713
00:39:25,075 --> 00:39:28,038
(blender clinks)

714
00:39:30,212 --> 00:39:31,776
(Abigail crying)

715
00:39:31,844 --> 00:39:34,044
- I can't find it
anywhere. Rick?

716
00:39:35,216 --> 00:39:36,046
Rick?

717
00:39:37,222 --> 00:39:40,087
(Abigail breathing heavily)

718
00:39:40,156 --> 00:39:41,520
(Abigail gasps)

719
00:39:41,589 --> 00:39:45,792
(dark curious orchestral music)

720
00:39:52,233 --> 00:39:53,063
Rick?

721
00:39:54,272 --> 00:39:58,475
(dark curious orchestral music)

722
00:40:00,241 --> 00:40:01,071
Rick?

723
00:40:03,179 --> 00:40:03,945
(door squeaks)

724
00:40:04,014 --> 00:40:04,844
Rick?

725
00:40:06,346 --> 00:40:07,176
Rick?

726
00:40:08,184 --> 00:40:10,052
(tense music)

727
00:40:10,121 --> 00:40:13,083
(Abigail screaming)

728
00:40:16,523 --> 00:40:18,620
(Garrett grunting)

729
00:40:18,689 --> 00:40:20,326
(glass shatters)

730
00:40:20,395 --> 00:40:23,032
(objects clattering)

731
00:40:23,101 --> 00:40:26,096
(suspenseful music)

732
00:40:28,936 --> 00:40:34,104
(Garrett grunting)
(Abigail yelling)

733
00:40:43,417 --> 00:40:46,149
(Abigail crying)

734
00:40:52,558 --> 00:40:53,761
- Okay, okay.

735
00:40:54,797 --> 00:40:57,231
Calm down. Calm down.
I'm not gonna hurt you.

736
00:40:57,300 --> 00:41:00,097
(Abigail yelling)

737
00:41:01,436 --> 00:41:03,401
Calm down. Calm down.

738
00:41:03,469 --> 00:41:04,270
Just, shh.

739
00:41:04,339 --> 00:41:06,107
(Abigail crying)

740
00:41:06,176 --> 00:41:07,510
Stop, okay.

741
00:41:07,579 --> 00:41:09,276
Just, I know this
probably looks bad,

742
00:41:09,345 --> 00:41:10,580
but it's gonna be fine.

743
00:41:13,015 --> 00:41:15,919
It's not like I'm collecting
people or anything.

744
00:41:15,988 --> 00:41:17,185
(Abigail crying)

745
00:41:17,254 --> 00:41:18,285
Mia, say something.

746
00:41:18,354 --> 00:41:19,921
(Abigail gasping)

747
00:41:19,990 --> 00:41:21,219
Mia.

748
00:41:21,288 --> 00:41:22,152
Mia. Sh.

749
00:41:23,020 --> 00:41:26,191
(Abigail crying hysterically)

750
00:41:26,260 --> 00:41:27,091
Mia?

751
00:41:28,064 --> 00:41:28,895
Mia?

752
00:41:31,032 --> 00:41:36,166
(curious orchestral music)
(Abigail crying)

753
00:41:42,639 --> 00:41:44,178
Hey.

754
00:41:44,247 --> 00:41:46,576
(Garrett gasps)

755
00:41:46,645 --> 00:41:49,553
(Abigail crying)

756
00:41:52,257 --> 00:41:55,220
Oh!
(Mia coughing)

757
00:41:55,289 --> 00:41:56,186
Oh!

758
00:42:00,330 --> 00:42:02,264
- What are you doing?

759
00:42:02,333 --> 00:42:03,765
- I was saving your life.

760
00:42:05,002 --> 00:42:08,201
- What, are you trying to
save me so you can kill me?

761
00:42:08,270 --> 00:42:10,039
- No.

762
00:42:10,108 --> 00:42:11,205
(Abigail crying)

763
00:42:11,274 --> 00:42:12,202
Yeah, I guess.

764
00:42:13,244 --> 00:42:15,172
- Oh god, who is she?

765
00:42:16,175 --> 00:42:18,141
Is she another girl
that won't date you?

766
00:42:18,210 --> 00:42:22,250
- Um, that's the, the
pizza guy's girlfriend.

767
00:42:22,319 --> 00:42:23,350
It's a whole thing.

768
00:42:23,419 --> 00:42:25,148
Listen, how do you feel?

769
00:42:25,217 --> 00:42:29,785
(Rick coughing)
(Abigail whimpering)

770
00:42:29,854 --> 00:42:31,995
I'll get you some water.

771
00:42:32,064 --> 00:42:34,829
(Abigail crying)

772
00:42:38,963 --> 00:42:42,771
(curious orchestral music)

773
00:42:46,244 --> 00:42:49,239
(cellphone buzzing)

774
00:42:54,344 --> 00:42:57,319
- [Barry] Mia?
You're not home yet?

775
00:42:57,387 --> 00:42:58,820
You give Barry a call.

776
00:42:58,889 --> 00:43:01,053
You let mom, dad know
you are healthy, okay?

777
00:43:01,121 --> 00:43:03,757
Barry is by to check
on the roof at five.

778
00:43:03,826 --> 00:43:05,755
Will also make sure
all is correct.

779
00:43:05,824 --> 00:43:07,492
(dramatic swoosh)

780
00:43:07,561 --> 00:43:08,390
- Who's Barry?

781
00:43:09,932 --> 00:43:13,065
- My landlord. We've
been over this.

782
00:43:13,766 --> 00:43:15,001
- Landlord Barry.

783
00:43:17,504 --> 00:43:18,334
Band name.

784
00:43:19,136 --> 00:43:20,869
- Does he have your key too?

785
00:43:20,938 --> 00:43:23,139
- He's my landlord.

786
00:43:23,208 --> 00:43:26,248
- Well, great. I'm
gonna have to kill him.

787
00:43:26,317 --> 00:43:27,884
- Why would you do that?

788
00:43:27,952 --> 00:43:31,281
- (sniffling) Is this, is
this because of the cake?

789
00:43:34,424 --> 00:43:35,723
(Garrett clears throat)

790
00:43:35,792 --> 00:43:38,291
- Call him and tell
him not to come.

791
00:43:38,360 --> 00:43:39,395
- No.

792
00:43:39,464 --> 00:43:41,390
- Do you not see how this works?

793
00:43:42,999 --> 00:43:45,900
If he comes over here,
I have to kill him.

794
00:43:47,103 --> 00:43:49,899
Have you seen this chick?
Or how 'bout this guy?

795
00:43:49,967 --> 00:43:52,237
This is the pizza guy.

796
00:43:52,305 --> 00:43:55,207
The pizza guy comes
over, I have to kill him.

797
00:43:55,275 --> 00:43:59,415
He brings his girlfriend,
I have to kill her.

798
00:43:59,484 --> 00:44:01,315
A bell rings, I kill someone.

799
00:44:01,384 --> 00:44:02,451
(Abigail crying)

800
00:44:02,520 --> 00:44:04,116
You want this Barry guy dead?

801
00:44:04,984 --> 00:44:08,819
Fine. Just let him come over.

802
00:44:08,888 --> 00:44:10,656
Anyone else you want dead?

803
00:44:10,724 --> 00:44:12,289
Just give 'em a ring.

804
00:44:12,358 --> 00:44:13,891
Give 'em a ring and
have 'em come on down

805
00:44:13,960 --> 00:44:15,323
to Garrett's death emporium.

806
00:44:15,392 --> 00:44:17,299
We're having a
half-off sale today.

807
00:44:17,368 --> 00:44:19,099
Everyone must go.

808
00:44:19,167 --> 00:44:22,167
- Anyone have Justin
Bieber's number? (laughs)

809
00:44:22,867 --> 00:44:24,900
(Rick coughing)

810
00:44:24,969 --> 00:44:28,309
(vomit splatters)

811
00:44:28,378 --> 00:44:29,145
(Rick gasping)

812
00:44:29,213 --> 00:44:30,246
- Oh, god.

813
00:44:30,315 --> 00:44:31,406
- [Rick] worth it.

814
00:44:31,475 --> 00:44:36,115
- It was just flour,
sugar and love. (cries)

815
00:44:38,148 --> 00:44:40,119
- Fine. Give me the phone.

816
00:44:51,236 --> 00:44:52,027
- [Barry] Hello?

817
00:44:52,096 --> 00:44:54,263
- Hey Barry, this is Mia.

818
00:44:54,332 --> 00:44:57,068
I got your message,
and I'm okay.

819
00:44:57,136 --> 00:44:59,269
- [Ben] Yeah? Why
didn't you call?

820
00:44:59,338 --> 00:45:01,903
Your mom, dad's
calling me. It's nuts.

821
00:45:01,972 --> 00:45:03,078
- Shopping.

822
00:45:03,147 --> 00:45:03,707
- What?

823
00:45:03,776 --> 00:45:04,814
- Shopping.

824
00:45:05,977 --> 00:45:08,143
- I've been shopping.

825
00:45:08,212 --> 00:45:10,380
- [Barry] Barry checks roofs.

826
00:45:10,449 --> 00:45:15,517
- Uh, no. Um, don't
come over. I'm naked.

827
00:45:16,558 --> 00:45:17,691
- [Barry] What?

828
00:45:17,760 --> 00:45:19,425
- Yeah, I'm shopping naked.

829
00:45:19,494 --> 00:45:22,828
And I'm going to be naked for
the foreseeable future, so,

830
00:45:22,897 --> 00:45:24,830
please, please don't come over

831
00:45:24,899 --> 00:45:26,863
unless you wanna see me naked.

832
00:45:26,932 --> 00:45:28,398
Thanks Barry. Bye.

833
00:45:34,073 --> 00:45:36,939
- I hate all of you so much.

834
00:45:37,008 --> 00:45:38,408
- You ordered the pizza.

835
00:45:41,878 --> 00:45:43,248
- What?

836
00:45:43,316 --> 00:45:44,920
- I didn't come here
for the hell of it.

837
00:45:44,989 --> 00:45:47,088
You brought me here.
You ordered the pizza.

838
00:45:47,157 --> 00:45:49,991
- I'm not killing you
because you brought a pizza.

839
00:45:50,724 --> 00:45:52,058
That was fine.

840
00:45:52,127 --> 00:45:54,826
I'm killing you
because you came back.

841
00:45:54,895 --> 00:45:56,427
- I didn't wanna do that.

842
00:45:56,496 --> 00:45:59,031
- Fine then, it's the
sweathog's fault, whatever.

843
00:45:59,099 --> 00:46:01,666
- Oh, shit.
(Abigail gasping)

844
00:46:01,735 --> 00:46:02,564
You're right.

845
00:46:03,771 --> 00:46:04,967
This is all your fault.

846
00:46:05,036 --> 00:46:06,503
(Abigail whimpering)

847
00:46:06,571 --> 00:46:09,272
Oh, knock it off. I might
be dead because of you.

848
00:46:09,341 --> 00:46:10,544
At least give me
some peace for once

849
00:46:10,613 --> 00:46:12,215
in your ridiculous life.

850
00:46:12,284 --> 00:46:13,309
(Abigail crying)

851
00:46:13,378 --> 00:46:15,078
- What the hell are
you doing, dude?

852
00:46:15,147 --> 00:46:18,546
- And you know what? I do drink.

853
00:46:18,615 --> 00:46:21,891
I drink all the time
and it is awesome.

854
00:46:21,959 --> 00:46:24,258
It's how I put up
with you for so long.

855
00:46:24,327 --> 00:46:26,924
But there ain't enough beer
in the world at this point.

856
00:46:26,993 --> 00:46:28,264
You know what I'm saying?

857
00:46:28,333 --> 00:46:29,692
- Knock it off.

858
00:46:29,760 --> 00:46:35,135
- No. I am so sick of this
shit I could vomit, more.

859
00:46:36,404 --> 00:46:37,906
The next time this little
shit writes a murder note,

860
00:46:37,975 --> 00:46:39,403
it should be about
our relationship.

861
00:46:39,472 --> 00:46:42,641
Because that thing is
deader than a cat box.

862
00:46:42,710 --> 00:46:43,744
(Abigail gasps)

863
00:46:43,813 --> 00:46:46,211
And I mean gone, baby, gone.

864
00:46:46,280 --> 00:46:48,683
Which is an awesome
movie, by the way.

865
00:46:48,752 --> 00:46:50,383
- You're breaking up with me?

866
00:46:50,452 --> 00:46:53,417
- You're breaking up with her
in the middle of all this?

867
00:46:53,486 --> 00:46:56,453
- I wanna switch sides
now. Can I do that?

868
00:46:57,489 --> 00:47:01,491
- Is this because of
the cake? (crying)

869
00:47:07,669 --> 00:47:09,636
- Unbelievable.

870
00:47:09,705 --> 00:47:11,038
(computer keys clicking)

871
00:47:11,107 --> 00:47:14,208
I have to kill myself
very, very dead,

872
00:47:14,277 --> 00:47:16,306
because of all the guilt
from all the murders I did

873
00:47:16,375 --> 00:47:19,312
in my gang, because
I'm in a gang,

874
00:47:19,380 --> 00:47:22,144
which you probably didn't
know, but it's true.

875
00:47:22,212 --> 00:47:24,250
- Damn this thug life!

876
00:47:30,159 --> 00:47:32,023
- It was just a
peanut butter party.

877
00:47:32,092 --> 00:47:33,757
Should have been safe as houses,

878
00:47:33,826 --> 00:47:38,098
but I have to commit suicide
now because I feel really bad,

879
00:47:38,167 --> 00:47:40,865
because of all the
dying that happened.

880
00:47:40,934 --> 00:47:42,598
- Damn you, E. coli!

881
00:47:47,077 --> 00:47:50,441
- I'm not signing
it. It's ridiculous.

882
00:47:51,142 --> 00:47:54,181
(paper crumpling)

883
00:48:01,723 --> 00:48:04,488
(somber music)

884
00:48:05,430 --> 00:48:06,560
(doorbell rings)

885
00:48:06,629 --> 00:48:09,229
(somber music)

886
00:48:14,636 --> 00:48:15,466
- Mia?

887
00:48:17,542 --> 00:48:19,140
Mia, where are you?

888
00:48:28,479 --> 00:48:32,417
Mia, this is
disgusting. You are bad.

889
00:48:32,485 --> 00:48:35,420
There is no party
time in Barry's house.

890
00:48:35,488 --> 00:48:38,588
Few people. This is
Barry's house, Mia.

891
00:48:40,056 --> 00:48:41,222
Mia?

892
00:48:41,291 --> 00:48:44,726
(tense orchestral music)

893
00:48:55,742 --> 00:48:56,573
Mia?

894
00:48:59,342 --> 00:49:02,986
(tense orchestral music)

895
00:49:15,698 --> 00:49:16,626
Lord Jesus.

896
00:49:17,736 --> 00:49:21,503
(Garrett and Barry grunting)

897
00:49:21,572 --> 00:49:22,935
- Stay there.

898
00:49:23,003 --> 00:49:24,601
Simon says no moving.

899
00:49:26,171 --> 00:49:28,077
Stay on the ground.

900
00:49:29,647 --> 00:49:32,642
(handcuffs clicking)

901
00:49:37,181 --> 00:49:38,752
Stop moving.

902
00:49:38,821 --> 00:49:41,420
- Not moving, breathing.

903
00:49:42,759 --> 00:49:44,054
- Well, knock it off.

904
00:49:44,123 --> 00:49:45,493
Did you call the police?

905
00:49:45,562 --> 00:49:46,828
- No.

906
00:49:46,897 --> 00:49:49,795
- What'd you see in the closet?

907
00:49:49,863 --> 00:49:51,462
- Nothing.

908
00:49:51,531 --> 00:49:53,635
- Then why did you
say "Lord Jesus?"

909
00:49:53,704 --> 00:49:55,104
- Because you scared me.

910
00:49:57,507 --> 00:49:58,837
- Liar.

911
00:49:58,906 --> 00:50:01,605
(tense music)

912
00:50:04,881 --> 00:50:08,581
(Abigail talking muffled)

913
00:50:09,618 --> 00:50:13,584
- That is so just like you
to say some shit like that.

914
00:50:13,653 --> 00:50:15,784
You know this whole
relationship, you've acted like,

915
00:50:15,853 --> 00:50:18,120
just because I live in
your parents' basement

916
00:50:18,189 --> 00:50:19,690
that you own me.

917
00:50:19,759 --> 00:50:22,130
Do you know how that makes
me feel on the inside?

918
00:50:22,199 --> 00:50:27,367
Makes me feel cheap, and
sad. Like an emo song.

919
00:50:28,070 --> 00:50:29,738
I don't wanna be an emo song.

920
00:50:29,807 --> 00:50:31,465
I do not own skinny jeans.

921
00:50:31,534 --> 00:50:33,635
(Abigail speaking muffled)

922
00:50:33,704 --> 00:50:36,545
That is a damn lie
and you know it.

923
00:50:36,614 --> 00:50:39,148
(door squeaks)

924
00:50:43,247 --> 00:50:46,155
(Abigail crying)

925
00:50:47,221 --> 00:50:50,192
- Okay, everyone. This is Barry.

926
00:50:51,223 --> 00:50:52,491
I think you know Mia.

927
00:50:53,797 --> 00:50:55,197
That's the pizza guy,

928
00:50:55,266 --> 00:50:57,629
and that is his crazy
annoying girlfriend

929
00:50:57,697 --> 00:51:01,703
who likes monkeys and cake.
(Abigail whining)

930
00:51:01,772 --> 00:51:02,705
What was your name?

931
00:51:02,773 --> 00:51:04,102
Oh, it doesn't matter.

932
00:51:04,171 --> 00:51:05,436
(Abigail yelling muffled)

933
00:51:05,505 --> 00:51:08,039
- Someone gave him
a gun. Awesome.

934
00:51:08,108 --> 00:51:10,007
- Where'd you get a gun?

935
00:51:10,076 --> 00:51:11,273
- It's Barry's.

936
00:51:11,342 --> 00:51:12,108
(Abigail wailing)

937
00:51:12,177 --> 00:51:13,710
Stop crying.

938
00:51:15,518 --> 00:51:18,318
How have you not died from
dehydration at this point?

939
00:51:18,387 --> 00:51:20,420
Or from someone
choking you to death?

940
00:51:20,489 --> 00:51:22,355
- Well, believe me,
I've thought about it.

941
00:51:22,424 --> 00:51:24,457
- [Barry] What are
you doing to them?

942
00:51:27,094 --> 00:51:28,594
- Whatever I like.

943
00:51:28,663 --> 00:51:31,531
- (laughs) Barry will
kill you from the throat,

944
00:51:31,600 --> 00:51:34,735
and then I will brunch
on you and your testicles

945
00:51:34,804 --> 00:51:35,769
with mint jelly.

946
00:51:35,838 --> 00:51:37,334
(Abigail groans)

947
00:51:37,403 --> 00:51:38,834
- What does that even mean?

948
00:51:38,903 --> 00:51:41,040
- I will tear your
tendons from their parts.

949
00:51:41,109 --> 00:51:43,905
- (chuckles) Just shut up.

950
00:51:44,908 --> 00:51:46,810
I mean, I could
shoot you right now.

951
00:51:46,879 --> 00:51:50,919
- Oh, if you shoot me, the
neighbors will call the police,

952
00:51:50,988 --> 00:51:52,252
and then the police will come

953
00:51:52,321 --> 00:51:53,915
and make much
holes in your body.

954
00:51:53,983 --> 00:51:56,954
- Seriously, I need
you to stop talking.

955
00:51:57,023 --> 00:51:57,824
- Huh.

956
00:51:57,893 --> 00:52:00,757
(Abigail crying)

957
00:52:01,524 --> 00:52:03,027
- I think Abigail--

958
00:52:03,095 --> 00:52:04,361
- Abigail.

959
00:52:04,430 --> 00:52:06,630
- I think Abigail will calm down

960
00:52:06,699 --> 00:52:09,703
if you take the gag
out of her mouth.

961
00:52:09,772 --> 00:52:10,771
- No.

962
00:52:10,839 --> 00:52:11,874
- No way.

963
00:52:11,943 --> 00:52:13,601
(Abigail muttering muffled)

964
00:52:13,670 --> 00:52:15,640
- I am going to watch you die,

965
00:52:15,709 --> 00:52:18,077
and it'll make me very
happy to see the worms

966
00:52:18,146 --> 00:52:19,809
flirting with your corpse.

967
00:52:21,018 --> 00:52:22,885
- I will shoot you in the face

968
00:52:22,954 --> 00:52:25,986
if you do not shut your mouth.

969
00:52:26,055 --> 00:52:27,685
- Go ahead, slime weasel.

970
00:52:28,622 --> 00:52:30,657
And I hope my blood
splatters all over you,

971
00:52:30,726 --> 00:52:33,756
and you can not remove my
sticky brains from your hairs,

972
00:52:33,825 --> 00:52:35,694
and the flies make
a home in your head

973
00:52:35,762 --> 00:52:38,799
and lay eggs in your
marrow and eat your bones

974
00:52:38,868 --> 00:52:40,236
from the inside!

975
00:52:42,105 --> 00:52:45,208
- (breathing heavily) Holy shit.

976
00:52:46,305 --> 00:52:48,777
(Abigail yelling)

977
00:52:48,846 --> 00:52:50,213
No crying or screaming.

978
00:52:51,112 --> 00:52:54,208
(Abigail gasping)

979
00:52:54,277 --> 00:52:55,284
- Great.

980
00:52:58,585 --> 00:53:01,586
Listen, dude, I've
been thinking,

981
00:53:01,655 --> 00:53:04,524
you really don't need
four hostages, you know?

982
00:53:04,593 --> 00:53:07,026
It's just more people
to worry about, right?

983
00:53:07,095 --> 00:53:08,495
So keep the girls,

984
00:53:08,564 --> 00:53:09,932
let me walk on outta here.
(Abigail yells)

985
00:53:10,001 --> 00:53:11,595
Hell, I'll help out, you know,

986
00:53:11,664 --> 00:53:13,663
tighten the security
in this bitch.

987
00:53:13,732 --> 00:53:16,833
- I don't need
help. You need help.

988
00:53:21,045 --> 00:53:23,477
Your landlord is just psychotic.

989
00:53:24,147 --> 00:53:26,381
- You're running out of chairs.

990
00:53:38,027 --> 00:53:39,895
- [Garrett] Put this on.

991
00:53:39,964 --> 00:53:43,061
(Garrett breathes heavily)

992
00:53:43,130 --> 00:53:45,895
(Abigail crying)

993
00:53:48,939 --> 00:53:50,800
- Are you kidding me?

994
00:53:50,869 --> 00:53:52,601
Like you've never
been taken hostage

995
00:53:52,670 --> 00:53:54,338
and held at gunpoint before.

996
00:53:54,407 --> 00:53:56,272
(Abigail gasps)
Really?

997
00:53:56,341 --> 00:53:58,809
No? Just me.

998
00:53:59,545 --> 00:54:01,715
- Shut your woman up or I will.

999
00:54:02,751 --> 00:54:06,718
- Steve, Steve, there's
no need for, for firearms.

1000
00:54:06,786 --> 00:54:09,991
Hey, come on, we're,
we're a team, Steve.

1001
00:54:10,059 --> 00:54:11,723
- His name is Garrett.

1002
00:54:13,130 --> 00:54:15,628
Steve, I think is an alias?

1003
00:54:16,760 --> 00:54:18,933
- I wanna thank you for that.

1004
00:54:19,002 --> 00:54:20,402
- You're welcome.

1005
00:54:22,104 --> 00:54:23,065
- Dude, you lied to me?

1006
00:54:24,035 --> 00:54:26,841
I bet you don't even
own a monkey, do you?

1007
00:54:26,910 --> 00:54:28,638
(Abigail scoffs)

1008
00:54:28,706 --> 00:54:30,045
- I'm gonna name
a bleeding ulcer

1009
00:54:30,114 --> 00:54:32,209
after each and every one of you.

1010
00:54:32,278 --> 00:54:33,316
Two for you.

1011
00:54:35,218 --> 00:54:36,918
(Garrett breathing shallow)

1012
00:54:36,987 --> 00:54:38,354
Stop looking at me.

1013
00:54:50,934 --> 00:54:53,435
(tense music)

1014
00:54:54,432 --> 00:54:57,406
(birds chirping)

1015
00:55:06,381 --> 00:55:08,679
(peach thuds)
- Whoa.

1016
00:55:08,748 --> 00:55:10,417
Jesus, what the,
what the fuck, man?

1017
00:55:10,486 --> 00:55:11,950
- [Garrett] You
ruined everything.

1018
00:55:12,019 --> 00:55:13,355
- What?

1019
00:55:13,424 --> 00:55:15,853
Just stop. Garrett, stop
it right now. Jesus!

1020
00:55:15,921 --> 00:55:18,791
- You stole my flowers
and did sex on me.

1021
00:55:18,860 --> 00:55:20,458
- Yeah, well if you don't
want sex done on you,

1022
00:55:20,527 --> 00:55:21,791
don't break into people's homes

1023
00:55:21,860 --> 00:55:23,729
and hide under
their bed, creepy.

1024
00:55:25,067 --> 00:55:25,995
- You knew?

1025
00:55:26,932 --> 00:55:29,130
- Yeah, I knew. I
was extra bouncy.

1026
00:55:30,172 --> 00:55:31,105
- I'm moving out.

1027
00:55:31,173 --> 00:55:32,740
- Well, good for you.

1028
00:55:32,808 --> 00:55:35,341
Me and Mia are moving in
together, so keep the house.

1029
00:55:35,410 --> 00:55:37,574
We're gonna have so much sex.

1030
00:55:37,643 --> 00:55:38,741
Whoa!
(peach thuds)

1031
00:55:38,809 --> 00:55:40,316
Stop.
(peaches thudding)

1032
00:55:40,385 --> 00:55:42,515
Garrett, would you
stop it right now.

1033
00:55:42,584 --> 00:55:44,453
That's it, I'm
gonna kick your ass.

1034
00:55:44,522 --> 00:55:45,947
You better check your
damn insurance policy

1035
00:55:46,016 --> 00:55:48,021
to make sure it
covers ass-kicking.

1036
00:55:48,089 --> 00:55:49,357
- Oh yeah?

1037
00:55:49,426 --> 00:55:50,455
- What're you
gonna do with that?

1038
00:55:50,524 --> 00:55:51,588
Huh? You gonna hit me with that?

1039
00:55:51,657 --> 00:55:53,829
Come on.
(metal clanks)

1040
00:55:53,898 --> 00:55:56,095
(Ben splashes)

1041
00:55:56,164 --> 00:55:58,929
(birds chirping)

1042
00:56:13,611 --> 00:56:15,044
- Oh, this is not good.

1043
00:56:23,957 --> 00:56:29,157
(curious orchestral music)
(Garrett groaning)

1044
00:57:09,974 --> 00:57:12,706
(Barry grumbles)

1045
00:57:13,676 --> 00:57:18,245
- So, we are going to
discuss the possibility,

1046
00:57:18,314 --> 00:57:19,613
the very real possibility

1047
00:57:19,682 --> 00:57:22,276
of me letting
everyone go, perhaps.

1048
00:57:22,345 --> 00:57:24,916
Without and, and this
is really key, okay?

1049
00:57:24,984 --> 00:57:27,787
Without me getting into
any trouble whatsoever.

1050
00:57:29,258 --> 00:57:31,258
Speaking duck. Okay?

1051
00:57:31,326 --> 00:57:32,928
Whoever has the duck--

1052
00:57:32,997 --> 00:57:33,826
- Whomever.

1053
00:57:34,898 --> 00:57:35,657
- What?

1054
00:57:35,726 --> 00:57:37,126
- Whomever has the duck.

1055
00:57:38,231 --> 00:57:39,062
- Right.

1056
00:57:40,032 --> 00:57:43,999
- Whomever has the
duck has the floor.

1057
00:57:44,067 --> 00:57:46,203
- You're actually
gonna let us go?

1058
00:57:46,272 --> 00:57:47,603
- Yeah.

1059
00:57:47,672 --> 00:57:48,971
Well everyone but Barry.

1060
00:57:49,040 --> 00:57:51,575
Barry has seen too
much, so Barry's boned.

1061
00:57:51,643 --> 00:57:53,143
- What did Barry see?

1062
00:57:53,212 --> 00:57:55,481
- Barry has seen a
hundred-fold times your death,

1063
00:57:55,550 --> 00:57:57,684
delivered by the hands of Barry.

1064
00:57:57,753 --> 00:58:00,451
- Damn it, Barry, this
is why no one likes you.

1065
00:58:00,520 --> 00:58:01,985
That was really creepy.

1066
00:58:02,054 --> 00:58:04,587
Okay, and, you did
not have the duck.

1067
00:58:04,656 --> 00:58:06,323
- Give me the duck.

1068
00:58:06,392 --> 00:58:08,090
- No, you're just gonna say
things about killing me again.

1069
00:58:08,159 --> 00:58:11,059
- I have additions,
addendums, modification,

1070
00:58:11,128 --> 00:58:13,062
Bible references, which
I will list to you

1071
00:58:13,131 --> 00:58:16,537
if you give Barry
the fucking duck.

1072
00:58:16,606 --> 00:58:18,574
- You're not getting
the damn duck.

1073
00:58:20,309 --> 00:58:21,203
- May I have the duck?

1074
00:58:23,246 --> 00:58:24,778
- Yeah. Yes, you may.

1075
00:58:25,514 --> 00:58:27,176
I mean, how hard
is that, really?

1076
00:58:31,348 --> 00:58:35,855
- I think we should go
on the honor system.

1077
00:58:35,924 --> 00:58:39,294
We can swear not to
tell anyone about you.

1078
00:58:39,363 --> 00:58:43,093
We, we can pinky swear. (laughs)

1079
00:58:45,466 --> 00:58:47,266
- That's not gonna work.

1080
00:58:47,334 --> 00:58:48,164
- Why not?

1081
00:58:54,343 --> 00:58:56,039
Thank you. Why not?

1082
00:58:56,108 --> 00:58:58,273
- Because if I had
poisoned and tied up

1083
00:58:58,342 --> 00:59:01,280
and tried to hang me,
I would tell on me.

1084
00:59:01,349 --> 00:59:04,213
(Rick whistles)

1085
00:59:10,292 --> 00:59:11,192
(duck thuds)

1086
00:59:11,261 --> 00:59:12,961
- How 'bout this?

1087
00:59:13,030 --> 00:59:16,358
How about you hook us each up
with a gallon or two of water,

1088
00:59:16,427 --> 00:59:20,533
maybe some straws, then hop
on a plane and bomb away

1089
00:59:20,602 --> 00:59:22,638
to a non-extradition country.

1090
00:59:22,707 --> 00:59:25,406
Then when you land,
you can call the cops

1091
00:59:25,475 --> 00:59:27,104
and tell them where we are.

1092
00:59:27,939 --> 00:59:29,337
Seems pretty solid, brother.

1093
00:59:33,048 --> 00:59:37,345
- Name for me please some
non-extradition countries.

1094
00:59:43,523 --> 00:59:45,124
(duck thuds)

1095
00:59:45,193 --> 00:59:48,156
- I'm not sure, but I feel
pretty good about Venezuela

1096
00:59:48,224 --> 00:59:51,595
or Vancouver,
definitely a V country.

1097
00:59:51,664 --> 00:59:53,231
Maybe the Vatican?

1098
00:59:53,299 --> 00:59:56,168
- How is it that you don't know
Vancouver is not a country?

1099
00:59:56,236 --> 00:59:58,301
- They didn't actually teach
geography at my school,

1100
00:59:58,370 --> 01:00:01,270
and I'm a little sensitive
about it, to be honest.

1101
01:00:03,176 --> 01:00:07,441
- Mia, you've been
awfully quiet. Any ideas?

1102
01:00:08,644 --> 01:00:11,485
- You think I'd walk outta here
and leave you to kill Barry?

1103
01:00:11,554 --> 01:00:14,355
- Well, we told him not to come.

1104
01:00:14,423 --> 01:00:15,949
How is this my fault?

1105
01:00:16,018 --> 01:00:17,385
- It's moot anyway.

1106
01:00:17,453 --> 01:00:20,622
Ben's gonna be back soon
and he's gonna end this.

1107
01:00:20,691 --> 01:00:21,730
- Ben.

1108
01:00:26,404 --> 01:00:28,495
Ben has only ever let you down.

1109
01:00:29,432 --> 01:00:31,971
I promise you, he's
not gonna change today.

1110
01:00:33,441 --> 01:00:35,410
(teeth snap)

1111
01:00:35,479 --> 01:00:37,878
Fine. You guys can all just die.

1112
01:00:37,947 --> 01:00:40,415
- Well, hang on. I,
I can live like that.

1113
01:00:40,484 --> 01:00:42,112
And she didn't have the duck.

1114
01:00:42,181 --> 01:00:43,915
It doesn't count if she
didn't have the duck.

1115
01:00:43,984 --> 01:00:45,913
And I thought of
another one, Indonesia.

1116
01:00:45,982 --> 01:00:47,316
You could learn to surf.

1117
01:00:48,423 --> 01:00:49,957
Dammit, lady.

1118
01:00:50,026 --> 01:00:52,759
I mean, I respect the
balls and all, but come on.

1119
01:00:52,827 --> 01:00:55,892
Barry's old, he's
had a good life.

1120
01:00:55,961 --> 01:00:57,632
- Barry's had a terrible life.

1121
01:00:57,701 --> 01:01:00,099
Barry's mostly duct
tape and rebar.

1122
01:01:00,167 --> 01:01:02,931
- See, all the more
reason. He's ready to go.

1123
01:01:02,999 --> 01:01:04,535
- Barry wants to live.

1124
01:01:04,604 --> 01:01:05,807
- Dammit, Barry.

1125
01:01:06,707 --> 01:01:08,206
- What did you see, Barry?

1126
01:01:09,309 --> 01:01:12,145
- I saw the death of
someone's life in your closet.

1127
01:01:12,214 --> 01:01:13,045
- What?

1128
01:01:19,420 --> 01:01:20,349
Barry.

1129
01:01:21,422 --> 01:01:22,388
Barry.

1130
01:01:22,457 --> 01:01:24,091
- [Barry] Hmm?

1131
01:01:24,160 --> 01:01:25,456
- Those aren't real handcuffs.
There's a safety release.

1132
01:01:25,525 --> 01:01:26,355
- Hmm?

1133
01:01:27,231 --> 01:01:28,159
- Chicks, man.

1134
01:01:30,894 --> 01:01:31,932
Am I right?

1135
01:01:34,771 --> 01:01:37,333
How did you put up
with her all that time?

1136
01:01:38,943 --> 01:01:40,637
I guess maybe cheating
on her constantly helped,

1137
01:01:40,706 --> 01:01:41,744
I don't know.

1138
01:01:43,775 --> 01:01:44,747
You wanna smoke?

1139
01:01:46,842 --> 01:01:47,849
No?

1140
01:01:49,215 --> 01:01:52,317
Yeah, good call, they're
bad for your health.

1141
01:01:52,385 --> 01:01:57,287
(sighs) You see what I did
there? 'Cause you're dead.

1142
01:01:58,855 --> 01:02:02,391
Man, your sense of humor just
went to shit after you died.

1143
01:02:05,534 --> 01:02:06,395
No, you're right.

1144
01:02:08,102 --> 01:02:10,399
Of course you are.
I gotta talk to her.

1145
01:02:12,405 --> 01:02:15,272
I can't leave it like this
with her all mad at me.

1146
01:02:17,344 --> 01:02:21,276
You know, you're a shitty
comedian since you died, right?

1147
01:02:21,345 --> 01:02:24,413
But you are a damn
fine listener.

1148
01:02:26,618 --> 01:02:32,025
(sighs) Okay, well, let's
get you back in your closet.

1149
01:02:33,627 --> 01:02:36,425
(Garrett sighs)

1150
01:02:41,598 --> 01:02:44,801
Okay guys, I think we got
a little off track here,

1151
01:02:44,870 --> 01:02:46,968
and I blame myself.

1152
01:02:47,037 --> 01:02:48,206
What are you doing?

1153
01:02:51,281 --> 01:02:52,078
Wait.

1154
01:02:53,579 --> 01:02:54,443
Where's?

1155
01:02:55,484 --> 01:02:56,351
(Garrett grunts)

1156
01:02:56,420 --> 01:02:59,118
(Garrett yelling)

1157
01:03:00,585 --> 01:03:03,584
- All of your nervous
system are now belong to us.

1158
01:03:05,329 --> 01:03:07,494
(nail gun pops)

1159
01:03:07,563 --> 01:03:10,393
(Garrett gasping)

1160
01:03:11,534 --> 01:03:13,928
You're too violent, man.

1161
01:03:13,997 --> 01:03:15,303
(Barry groans)

1162
01:03:15,372 --> 01:03:16,497
(Barry thuds)

1163
01:03:16,566 --> 01:03:19,406
- No. What did you
do? What did you do?

1164
01:03:19,475 --> 01:03:20,902
(Abigail yells)

1165
01:03:20,971 --> 01:03:21,737
- Tie him up!

1166
01:03:21,806 --> 01:03:22,845
- No!

1167
01:03:23,543 --> 01:03:24,746
No!

1168
01:03:24,814 --> 01:03:28,109
- Barry! Barry!
Fuck! (screaming)

1169
01:03:28,177 --> 01:03:30,149
I can't feel my face.

1170
01:03:30,948 --> 01:03:33,652
(Barry yelling)

1171
01:03:33,721 --> 01:03:37,018
(shovel thudding)

1172
01:03:37,087 --> 01:03:38,861
- Garrett, stop it!

1173
01:03:41,057 --> 01:03:43,465
(Rick groans)

1174
01:03:43,533 --> 01:03:45,193
(garage door whirring)

1175
01:03:45,262 --> 01:03:49,135
(Garrett breathing heavily)

1176
01:03:55,008 --> 01:03:59,211
(light upbeat orchestral music)

1177
01:04:04,147 --> 01:04:07,516
(garage door whirring)

1178
01:04:15,192 --> 01:04:17,526
- I better go talk to him.

1179
01:04:21,202 --> 01:04:25,237
Hey, little kid. Little
kid, hold up. Hold up.

1180
01:04:28,271 --> 01:04:29,570
Did you wanna come inside?

1181
01:04:29,639 --> 01:04:32,244
We are having a
great time in there.

1182
01:04:32,312 --> 01:04:34,609
We've got cake inside.
It's monkey cake.

1183
01:04:35,651 --> 01:04:37,251
- I have to get home.

1184
01:04:37,320 --> 01:04:39,053
- Hey, your mom's not gonna
care, just let's (coughs),

1185
01:04:41,751 --> 01:04:43,317
let's go inside and
give her a call, okay?

1186
01:04:43,386 --> 01:04:46,055
Come on. Let's go, sweet pea.

1187
01:04:46,124 --> 01:04:48,557
Just give her a, (winces)

1188
01:04:51,301 --> 01:04:52,132
Ah.

1189
01:04:53,563 --> 01:04:56,565
(laughs) We're
making pie inside.

1190
01:04:58,640 --> 01:05:00,171
It's cherry pie.

1191
01:05:00,240 --> 01:05:02,710
Look, and we're
playing paintball.

1192
01:05:02,779 --> 01:05:04,010
(imitates paintball exploding)

1193
01:05:04,079 --> 01:05:07,581
(laughs) It's a
blast man, come on.

1194
01:05:07,650 --> 01:05:08,643
I'm not gonna hurt you.

1195
01:05:09,748 --> 01:05:10,582
Come on.

1196
01:05:11,518 --> 01:05:14,322
Listen, I need to get inside.
- Help, help. Let go.

1197
01:05:14,391 --> 01:05:15,221
- Hey!

1198
01:05:17,093 --> 01:05:19,588
- Nothing, nothing
weird going on here.

1199
01:05:21,025 --> 01:05:22,063
We're fine.

1200
01:05:22,764 --> 01:05:26,199
(garage door whirring)

1201
01:05:29,034 --> 01:05:31,006
Shut that fucking door!

1202
01:05:31,074 --> 01:05:34,471
I still have the gun.
Remember the gun?

1203
01:05:40,550 --> 01:05:42,945
(laughing) Hey.

1204
01:05:43,014 --> 01:05:45,988
(birds chirping)

1205
01:05:50,590 --> 01:05:55,998
(slow somber music)
(Garrett breathing heavily)

1206
01:06:13,749 --> 01:06:15,116
- What just happened?

1207
01:06:15,184 --> 01:06:17,716
- I think he's Al Qaeda
or Taliban, maybe Cobra.

1208
01:06:17,785 --> 01:06:18,819
I don't know.

1209
01:06:18,888 --> 01:06:20,550
- No one is gonna hurt you.

1210
01:06:20,619 --> 01:06:23,025
I promise, everything
is gonna be just fine.

1211
01:06:23,956 --> 01:06:26,655
(woman thuds)

1212
01:06:27,994 --> 01:06:31,594
(deep suspenseful music)

1213
01:06:32,734 --> 01:06:35,169
(tire thuds)

1214
01:06:37,937 --> 01:06:40,537
(tire thuds)

1215
01:06:42,678 --> 01:06:43,677
(brake engages)

1216
01:06:43,746 --> 01:06:47,181
(deep suspenseful music)

1217
01:06:57,726 --> 01:06:58,726
- Holy shit.

1218
01:06:58,795 --> 01:07:00,358
- You just hit that lady.

1219
01:07:00,427 --> 01:07:02,797
- She just, she
came out of nowhere.

1220
01:07:02,866 --> 01:07:04,331
- No, no, she was on the lawn

1221
01:07:04,399 --> 01:07:06,695
and then you drove up on
the lawn and you hit her.

1222
01:07:09,669 --> 01:07:13,135
- (laughs) I know, it's
crazy, right? Who does that?

1223
01:07:13,204 --> 01:07:15,803
Listen, call the police.

1224
01:07:15,872 --> 01:07:18,410
I think I have a first
aid kit in my trunk.

1225
01:07:20,784 --> 01:07:23,448
- Okay. Okay, okay, okay.

1226
01:07:23,516 --> 01:07:26,318
Oh holy sugar. Okay,
this isn't the good.

1227
01:07:26,387 --> 01:07:27,755
- Think she'll need
the first aid kit?

1228
01:07:27,824 --> 01:07:28,788
- I don't know, I think--

1229
01:07:28,857 --> 01:07:30,553
(tire iron thuds)

1230
01:07:30,622 --> 01:07:33,722
- Jogging. Is. Bad.
For. Your. Health.

1231
01:07:38,900 --> 01:07:41,763
(tire iron clanging)

1232
01:07:45,005 --> 01:07:47,835
(wheels clicking)

1233
01:08:17,234 --> 01:08:19,741
(shears click)

1234
01:08:19,809 --> 01:08:23,343
(upbeat calypso music)

1235
01:08:24,915 --> 01:08:26,881
♪ Slow your step man ♪

1236
01:08:26,950 --> 01:08:28,648
♪ Take a look around ♪

1237
01:08:28,717 --> 01:08:33,782
♪ Because you're missing
out on the things you love ♪

1238
01:08:34,891 --> 01:08:36,550
♪ Slow your step, man ♪

1239
01:08:36,619 --> 01:08:38,421
♪ Take a look around ♪

1240
01:08:38,490 --> 01:08:40,889
♪ Because you are missing out ♪

1241
01:08:40,957 --> 01:08:44,094
♪ And you're letting
your friends down ♪

1242
01:08:44,163 --> 01:08:47,433
(upbeat horns music)

1243
01:08:56,109 --> 01:08:59,544
(upbeat calypso music)

1244
01:09:24,136 --> 01:09:25,299
(Garrett yells)

1245
01:09:25,368 --> 01:09:26,906
(shears thud)

1246
01:09:26,975 --> 01:09:29,871
(upbeat horns music)

1247
01:09:39,053 --> 01:09:41,850
(Garrett panting)

1248
01:09:45,761 --> 01:09:46,320
- Hey!

1249
01:09:46,389 --> 01:09:49,055
(chaotic music)

1250
01:09:49,725 --> 01:09:52,333
- Hey neighbor. You hungry?

1251
01:09:53,864 --> 01:09:56,096
♪ Man oh man, we're
here for you ♪

1252
01:09:56,164 --> 01:09:58,669
♪ We're always here
to pull you through ♪

1253
01:09:58,738 --> 01:10:01,240
♪ If the world is
just way too big ♪

1254
01:10:01,309 --> 01:10:03,674
♪ To be left out on your own ♪

1255
01:10:03,743 --> 01:10:07,749
♪ Slow your pride
and accept our help ♪

1256
01:10:07,818 --> 01:10:09,009
(bottle shatters)

1257
01:10:09,078 --> 01:10:11,617
♪ The world is
gettin' way too big ♪

1258
01:10:11,686 --> 01:10:16,852
♪ To leave you there, yeah ♪
(man yelling)

1259
01:10:17,321 --> 01:10:20,156
(bong bubbling)

1260
01:10:20,225 --> 01:10:22,891
(man exhales)

1261
01:10:25,599 --> 01:10:29,337
- All right you Swedish
dick hole, it's on.

1262
01:10:32,708 --> 01:10:34,804
(groans)

1263
01:10:35,945 --> 01:10:37,643
(nail gun popping)

1264
01:10:37,711 --> 01:10:42,177
(man yells in pain)
(man with nail gun grunts)

1265
01:10:42,246 --> 01:10:43,043
Whoa.

1266
01:10:46,920 --> 01:10:48,684
No. Nah.

1267
01:10:48,753 --> 01:10:53,922
(nail gun pops)
(man yells in pain)

1268
01:10:55,497 --> 01:10:58,432
I didn't know that
IKEA made people.

1269
01:11:00,000 --> 01:11:00,830
Sorry.

1270
01:11:01,531 --> 01:11:03,365
All right, try to--

1271
01:11:03,434 --> 01:11:04,364
(man yells in pain)

1272
01:11:04,433 --> 01:11:05,472
Whoa.

1273
01:11:06,204 --> 01:11:07,671
Damn.

1274
01:11:07,740 --> 01:11:10,707
(lawn mower rumbling)
(man on ground yelling)

1275
01:11:10,776 --> 01:11:13,578
(chuckles) You seeing
this, bookshelf?

1276
01:11:13,647 --> 01:11:15,712
(upbeat Latin music)
(man on ground yelling)

1277
01:11:15,781 --> 01:11:18,119
♪ Take a look at
what you've got ♪

1278
01:11:18,188 --> 01:11:20,652
♪ Right in front of your eyes ♪

1279
01:11:20,721 --> 01:11:23,255
♪ 'Cause life is
treating you better ♪

1280
01:11:23,324 --> 01:11:26,189
(man yelling)
- Wow.

1281
01:11:26,258 --> 01:11:28,059
(body grinding)

1282
01:11:28,128 --> 01:11:30,965
(blood splats)

1283
01:11:31,034 --> 01:11:34,102
That wasn't cool. (yells)

1284
01:11:34,170 --> 01:11:36,133
♪ What are you gonna do ♪

1285
01:11:36,202 --> 01:11:38,967
(upbeat music)

1286
01:11:45,474 --> 01:11:48,009
♪ Because when people get
lost, they lose their job ♪

1287
01:11:48,078 --> 01:11:50,848
♪ Stop working at
their nine to five ♪

1288
01:11:50,916 --> 01:11:53,520
♪ (muffled by water
gurgling) Mary Jane ♪

1289
01:11:53,589 --> 01:11:58,353
♪ You see the potential
wasting away, yeah ♪

1290
01:11:58,422 --> 01:12:00,961
(water gurgling)

1291
01:12:01,030 --> 01:12:03,392
(nail gun blasts)

1292
01:12:03,461 --> 01:12:06,566
(door clicks open)

1293
01:12:14,408 --> 01:12:18,072
(Garrett breathing heavily)

1294
01:12:19,040 --> 01:12:20,811
- We need to have
a conversation.

1295
01:12:22,183 --> 01:12:25,387
(slow somber music)

1296
01:12:28,157 --> 01:12:31,657
(Garrett grunts)
- No. No!

1297
01:12:35,630 --> 01:12:39,434
- I wanted to tell you,
just before you die,

1298
01:12:41,801 --> 01:12:43,802
I want you to know
you deserve this.

1299
01:12:44,772 --> 01:12:46,032
'Cause other people,
they probably didn't,

1300
01:12:46,101 --> 01:12:47,970
but you killed
them just the same.

1301
01:12:49,940 --> 01:12:53,107
I hope you know
you're a murderer.

1302
01:12:56,512 --> 01:12:57,747
- No, no.

1303
01:12:57,816 --> 01:13:01,654
- You know, still,
I forgive you.

1304
01:13:03,157 --> 01:13:05,190
(Mia groans)

1305
01:13:05,259 --> 01:13:08,390
(Mia breathing shallow)

1306
01:13:08,459 --> 01:13:09,226
(Mia groans)

1307
01:13:09,295 --> 01:13:12,060
(Garrett groans)

1308
01:13:17,933 --> 01:13:19,833
- Why are you doing all this?

1309
01:13:19,902 --> 01:13:23,137
- Why? You wanted a monster?

1310
01:13:24,313 --> 01:13:26,074
Look at me, now you've got one.

1311
01:13:26,909 --> 01:13:28,681
I'm gonna out-beast even you.

1312
01:13:30,250 --> 01:13:31,915
Pay attention.

1313
01:13:33,683 --> 01:13:35,083
This is where I begin.

1314
01:13:36,825 --> 01:13:40,088
Oh, uh, you um, killed
your boyfriend, by the way.

1315
01:13:43,196 --> 01:13:44,833
- Ben.

1316
01:13:44,901 --> 01:13:46,134
Ben? Ben.

1317
01:13:46,203 --> 01:13:48,668
- Oh, yeah you drowned him.

1318
01:13:49,434 --> 01:13:50,903
You're crazy.

1319
01:13:50,972 --> 01:13:52,239
- What?

1320
01:13:52,308 --> 01:13:56,973
- It's right here on page two.

1321
01:13:59,749 --> 01:14:02,879
"It was just a lover's
quarrel that got out of hand,"

1322
01:14:02,948 --> 01:14:06,114
because you are a
cheating asshole.

1323
01:14:08,822 --> 01:14:11,151
"I didn't mean to
brain him to death

1324
01:14:11,220 --> 01:14:16,630
with my metaphorical
abstract fucking rabbit.

1325
01:14:17,833 --> 01:14:20,568
But I totally did, and now he's
dead and it's all my fault."

1326
01:14:21,703 --> 01:14:23,467
Anyway, that's just
one of the drafts.

1327
01:14:23,536 --> 01:14:25,968
I've got others. You see?

1328
01:14:26,037 --> 01:14:29,477
Anyway, I told you that
you're the crazy one.

1329
01:14:29,546 --> 01:14:32,246
- (crying) I thought
we were friends.

1330
01:14:32,315 --> 01:14:35,346
- I thought we were in love.

1331
01:14:35,415 --> 01:14:36,749
I thought we were...

1332
01:14:40,287 --> 01:14:42,187
Any way, um.

1333
01:14:42,256 --> 01:14:45,022
(Mia shuddering)

1334
01:14:45,992 --> 01:14:47,694
I'm gonna need your
John Hancock on this,

1335
01:14:47,762 --> 01:14:52,131
just uh right here,
at the bottom, okay?

1336
01:14:52,200 --> 01:14:56,069
- No! (crying)

1337
01:14:56,138 --> 01:14:57,066
- Wait. No?

1338
01:14:58,006 --> 01:14:58,838
Really?

1339
01:15:00,075 --> 01:15:03,776
Okay, well you just killed the
girl that won't stop crying.

1340
01:15:04,674 --> 01:15:05,712
You did that.

1341
01:15:07,114 --> 01:15:08,444
- Oh no.

1342
01:15:08,512 --> 01:15:09,749
- Oh, um,

1343
01:15:12,752 --> 01:15:14,787
don't fall until
I get back, okay?

1344
01:15:17,060 --> 01:15:18,186
Just a minute.

1345
01:15:20,228 --> 01:15:22,564
(Mia yells)

1346
01:15:23,495 --> 01:15:26,194
(tense music)

1347
01:15:29,301 --> 01:15:30,268
Hey.

1348
01:15:30,337 --> 01:15:32,204
- Whatcha doin'?

1349
01:15:32,272 --> 01:15:33,503
- Shut up.

1350
01:15:33,572 --> 01:15:35,241
(Abigail whimpering)

1351
01:15:35,310 --> 01:15:36,441
(Abigail yelling)

1352
01:15:36,509 --> 01:15:38,139
Hey, you shut up too.

1353
01:15:38,208 --> 01:15:41,381
- Don't worry, Poodle.
He's not gonna kill you.

1354
01:15:41,450 --> 01:15:43,347
- Did you just call me Poodle?

1355
01:15:43,416 --> 01:15:44,212
- Yes, I did.

1356
01:15:46,149 --> 01:15:47,654
- Do you wanna
get back together?

1357
01:15:47,723 --> 01:15:50,422
- Focus, lady. I'm
about to kill you.

1358
01:15:50,491 --> 01:15:52,990
- He hasn't killed anyone.

1359
01:15:53,927 --> 01:15:56,757
Even if he tried to kill
you, you'll be fine.

1360
01:15:56,826 --> 01:15:58,159
If he were a newspaper,

1361
01:15:58,228 --> 01:16:01,196
his permanent headline
would be "Fail."

1362
01:16:01,265 --> 01:16:03,502
- There are two pretty
fucking dead people

1363
01:16:03,571 --> 01:16:04,633
up in that hallway right now.

1364
01:16:04,702 --> 01:16:05,733
I think they'd disagree.

1365
01:16:05,802 --> 01:16:07,469
- Ah, I don't know.

1366
01:16:07,538 --> 01:16:10,606
Probably you just found 'em
dead and brought 'em in here.

1367
01:16:10,675 --> 01:16:11,741
- Found 'em dead?

1368
01:16:11,810 --> 01:16:14,045
- Sure. People die all the time.

1369
01:16:14,114 --> 01:16:17,083
Stands to reason you might
trip across one or two.

1370
01:16:17,152 --> 01:16:22,121
I once knew a guy, died while
performing CPR on an old lady.

1371
01:16:22,190 --> 01:16:22,987
Irony.

1372
01:16:23,755 --> 01:16:25,653
- Well, what about Barry?

1373
01:16:25,722 --> 01:16:26,892
Barry's dead.

1374
01:16:28,330 --> 01:16:29,664
- I don't think so.

1375
01:16:31,101 --> 01:16:32,493
Barry's old.

1376
01:16:32,562 --> 01:16:35,202
He probably just needed a
nap after kicking your ass.

1377
01:16:35,271 --> 01:16:37,135
- I kicked his ass.

1378
01:16:37,203 --> 01:16:41,202
- Nah. (laughs) You couldn't
even beat up an old man.

1379
01:16:41,271 --> 01:16:44,074
There's no way you
could kill anyone.

1380
01:16:45,407 --> 01:16:47,380
- You don't think
I can kill anyone?

1381
01:16:47,448 --> 01:16:49,244
- Not a soul, sunbeam.

1382
01:16:55,391 --> 01:16:57,256
- Let's find out together.

1383
01:16:57,325 --> 01:17:00,222
(Abigail crying)

1384
01:17:06,929 --> 01:17:10,034
(Garrett grunting)

1385
01:17:12,305 --> 01:17:14,669
- Oh, so we're taking a bath
now. That's a little weird.

1386
01:17:14,738 --> 01:17:17,305
(Rick grunts)

1387
01:17:23,385 --> 01:17:25,016
Ah, that is cold.

1388
01:17:26,118 --> 01:17:30,086
Ah, this is cold.
This is cold water.

1389
01:17:30,155 --> 01:17:34,361
If we could make that
warm. I'm very cold now.

1390
01:17:34,429 --> 01:17:36,692
(Rick breathes deeply)

1391
01:17:36,761 --> 01:17:40,194
(Garrett whistling)

1392
01:17:40,263 --> 01:17:42,131
Whoa, whoa, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait.

1393
01:17:42,200 --> 01:17:45,170
Uh, see this is why you
need me on your side.

1394
01:17:45,239 --> 01:17:49,142
That there's a GFCI outlet,
and it'll trip the circuit

1395
01:17:49,211 --> 01:17:51,339
like a 30th of a second after
you toss that thing in here

1396
01:17:51,408 --> 01:17:56,344
with me so, can't kill
me like that. (laughs)

1397
01:17:57,815 --> 01:17:58,885
- Let's find out.

1398
01:18:01,852 --> 01:18:04,656
(electricity buzzing)

1399
01:18:04,725 --> 01:18:07,758
- (yells) Oh, fuck me running.

1400
01:18:07,827 --> 01:18:13,031
(Rick yelling)
(Mia whimpering)

1401
01:18:16,234 --> 01:18:21,270
Oh, worst 30th of a
second ever. (gasps)

1402
01:18:29,516 --> 01:18:31,316
(Garrett sighs)

1403
01:18:31,385 --> 01:18:32,215
What?

1404
01:18:33,752 --> 01:18:35,383
Oh, oh shit. Geez.

1405
01:18:38,388 --> 01:18:43,059
(electricity buzzing)
(Garrett yelling)

1406
01:18:43,128 --> 01:18:46,163
Oh shit, you're
gonna make me die.

1407
01:18:47,233 --> 01:18:51,436
That's not very nice.
That's not very nice.

1408
01:18:51,505 --> 01:18:54,536
(Rick gasping)

1409
01:18:54,605 --> 01:18:56,073
- Ta-da.

1410
01:18:56,142 --> 01:18:58,312
Have a good feeling this
is gonna be the one.

1411
01:18:58,381 --> 01:19:00,276
- Oh, come on. Come on.

1412
01:19:01,950 --> 01:19:07,151
(Rick yelling)
(electricity buzzing)

1413
01:19:10,623 --> 01:19:12,552
(Mia gasps)

1414
01:19:12,621 --> 01:19:18,030
What the fuck is wrong
with you? (gasping)

1415
01:19:19,863 --> 01:19:22,096
(tense music)

1416
01:19:22,165 --> 01:19:24,168
Not the fucking blender again.

1417
01:19:26,508 --> 01:19:28,237
(blender whirring)

1418
01:19:28,306 --> 01:19:33,441
(Rick yelling)
(electricity buzzing)

1419
01:19:40,323 --> 01:19:42,824
(tense music)

1420
01:19:54,767 --> 01:19:57,971
(suspenseful music)

1421
01:20:04,072 --> 01:20:05,610
- There you are.

1422
01:20:05,679 --> 01:20:07,207
Sorry that took so long.

1423
01:20:07,276 --> 01:20:09,147
Pizza guy just didn't wanna die.

1424
01:20:10,279 --> 01:20:11,552
So are you gonna
sign the letter,

1425
01:20:11,621 --> 01:20:13,283
or should I kill someone else?

1426
01:20:16,589 --> 01:20:17,419
Thank you.

1427
01:20:18,690 --> 01:20:19,487
Okay.

1428
01:20:22,157 --> 01:20:25,295
(slow tense music)

1429
01:20:37,479 --> 01:20:40,079
(Mia whimpers)

1430
01:20:41,076 --> 01:20:43,544
(tense music)

1431
01:20:53,189 --> 01:20:56,656
(Barry breathing shallow)

1432
01:20:58,597 --> 01:20:59,527
- Come.

1433
01:21:02,637 --> 01:21:05,533
(deep tense music)

1434
01:21:09,677 --> 01:21:12,875
(Abigail whimpers)

1435
01:21:12,944 --> 01:21:16,082
(deep tense music)

1436
01:21:28,531 --> 01:21:31,526
(suspenseful music)

1437
01:21:37,033 --> 01:21:39,567
(scary music)

1438
01:21:46,144 --> 01:21:50,050
(Garrett crying out in pain)

1439
01:21:51,553 --> 01:21:54,355
(Barry growling)

1440
01:21:54,424 --> 01:21:55,115
(gunshot blasts)

1441
01:21:55,184 --> 01:21:58,355
(suspenseful music)

1442
01:21:59,793 --> 01:22:02,689
(gunshots blasting)

1443
01:22:07,800 --> 01:22:09,833
(gun clicks)

1444
01:22:09,902 --> 01:22:13,106
(suspenseful music)

1445
01:22:17,040 --> 01:22:19,075
(gun thuds)

1446
01:22:19,144 --> 01:22:22,582
(Garrett breathing heavily)

1447
01:22:22,651 --> 01:22:26,284
(deep suspenseful music)

1448
01:22:51,240 --> 01:22:54,378
(door creaks open)

1449
01:23:06,055 --> 01:23:07,392
Hey, kids?

1450
01:23:08,495 --> 01:23:12,561
Oh, come on, let's play a little
game of duck, duck murder.

1451
01:23:31,147 --> 01:23:33,714
(Mia shudders)

1452
01:23:37,560 --> 01:23:39,254
(Mia whimpering)

1453
01:23:39,323 --> 01:23:41,689
- It'll break. It'll break.

1454
01:23:43,830 --> 01:23:44,692
It'll break.

1455
01:23:46,695 --> 01:23:51,699
(Mia gasping)
(rope stretching)

1456
01:24:04,017 --> 01:24:07,715
(Mia gagging and groaning)

1457
01:24:18,568 --> 01:24:21,234
(door creaking)

1458
01:24:27,369 --> 01:24:28,902
(deep suspenseful music)

1459
01:24:28,971 --> 01:24:30,940
- You know, you kinda have
to appreciate the irony

1460
01:24:31,009 --> 01:24:32,377
in all this.

1461
01:24:32,445 --> 01:24:34,576
You came here to make
sure I didn't die,

1462
01:24:34,645 --> 01:24:37,250
and here I am making
sure that you do.

1463
01:24:38,585 --> 01:24:42,420
I mean, maybe that's not
irony, but it is something.

1464
01:24:43,688 --> 01:24:46,858
We could ask your
boyfriend, maybe he'd know.

1465
01:24:46,927 --> 01:24:49,229
Oh, you know what?

1466
01:24:49,297 --> 01:24:51,627
I kinda fried his ass
a few minutes ago.

1467
01:24:52,965 --> 01:24:55,763
(blade sawing)

1468
01:25:01,239 --> 01:25:04,838
(Mia coughing and gasping)

1469
01:25:07,749 --> 01:25:10,549
(Rick gasping)

1470
01:25:10,617 --> 01:25:15,816
- It was, it was a GFCI outlet,
eh, can't kill me like that.

1471
01:25:18,221 --> 01:25:20,788
(Mia laughing)

1472
01:25:23,194 --> 01:25:25,931
(Rick breathing heavily)

1473
01:25:25,999 --> 01:25:27,828
- Okay. God, let's go.

1474
01:25:29,635 --> 01:25:33,768
- (panting) How 'bout
just rest for a sec?

1475
01:25:35,538 --> 01:25:36,844
- We gotta get you to a doctor.

1476
01:25:36,913 --> 01:25:38,938
- Ah, don't worry about me.

1477
01:25:40,277 --> 01:25:41,809
Go get Abi. Get Abi.

1478
01:25:43,884 --> 01:25:45,652
- Okay. Okay.

1479
01:25:45,721 --> 01:25:46,853
Okay.
- Yeah.

1480
01:25:46,922 --> 01:25:48,585
You wanna take my blender?

1481
01:25:49,989 --> 01:25:50,884
- I'm good.

1482
01:25:54,024 --> 01:25:55,527
- Okay.

1483
01:25:55,596 --> 01:26:00,465
(groans) There's a, you
got a bicycle chain on the,

1484
01:26:02,870 --> 01:26:04,700
oh shit, oh.

1485
01:26:06,100 --> 01:26:09,573
Don't worry, dude. We're
gonna get you outta here.

1486
01:26:14,980 --> 01:26:16,543
Whoo.

1487
01:26:16,612 --> 01:26:17,676
- Did you actually come up here

1488
01:26:17,745 --> 01:26:19,550
thinking there was a way out?

1489
01:26:20,515 --> 01:26:21,821
Yeah, there's not.

1490
01:26:21,890 --> 01:26:23,522
There's no way out.

1491
01:26:23,591 --> 01:26:27,661
No hope for you and all
your tears. (fakes crying)

1492
01:26:27,730 --> 01:26:28,790
I can, wait.

1493
01:26:32,228 --> 01:26:36,866
Yeah, you know, it's just you
and me and death makes three.

1494
01:26:37,869 --> 01:26:40,439
Also that little crippled
kid with the glasses.

1495
01:26:42,174 --> 01:26:45,312
(deep tense music)

1496
01:26:51,479 --> 01:26:53,247
(Abigail winces)

1497
01:26:53,316 --> 01:26:56,257
(Abigail crying)

1498
01:26:57,592 --> 01:27:01,361
I swear, I don't know why I put
off killing you for so long.

1499
01:27:01,430 --> 01:27:04,996
Killing you is gonna
be the most fun since,

1500
01:27:05,065 --> 01:27:06,894
well, probably ever.

1501
01:27:07,836 --> 01:27:08,627
(Timmy yells)

1502
01:27:08,696 --> 01:27:11,965
(Garrett screams in pain)

1503
01:27:16,044 --> 01:27:19,643
(saw whirring and buzzing)

1504
01:27:25,381 --> 01:27:28,355
(Garrett crying)

1505
01:27:29,925 --> 01:27:32,920
(tense scary music)

1506
01:27:35,864 --> 01:27:38,964
(Garrett yells)

1507
01:27:39,033 --> 01:27:40,066
(Abigail cries out)

1508
01:27:40,135 --> 01:27:43,898
(Garrett yells indistinctly)

1509
01:27:45,303 --> 01:27:46,202
(tense scary music)

1510
01:27:46,271 --> 01:27:47,935
You guys are the worst.

1511
01:27:49,837 --> 01:27:53,308
(nail gun pops)
(Garrett grunts)

1512
01:27:53,377 --> 01:27:56,482
(Garrett groaning)

1513
01:28:00,449 --> 01:28:01,553
- You guys okay?

1514
01:28:05,356 --> 01:28:06,591
- I've been better.

1515
01:28:09,391 --> 01:28:11,728
Oh, them.

1516
01:28:12,427 --> 01:28:13,795
Of course.

1517
01:28:13,864 --> 01:28:16,370
Of course you wouldn't
be asking how I'm doing.

1518
01:28:17,005 --> 01:28:18,504
- Drop the shovel.

1519
01:28:19,137 --> 01:28:20,371
- Or what?

1520
01:28:20,440 --> 01:28:22,301
(nail gun popping)
Ow, ow!

1521
01:28:22,370 --> 01:28:23,709
Ah!

1522
01:28:23,778 --> 01:28:24,845
Ah!

1523
01:28:24,914 --> 01:28:27,843
(nail gun popping)

1524
01:28:29,348 --> 01:28:30,980
(tense suspenseful music)

1525
01:28:31,049 --> 01:28:33,749
- I'm gonna sleep in your
skin tonight, like a tauntaun.

1526
01:28:33,818 --> 01:28:37,888
(nail gun popping)
(Garrett grunting)

1527
01:28:37,957 --> 01:28:38,788
Ah! Uh.

1528
01:28:39,622 --> 01:28:42,896
(tense suspenseful music)

1529
01:28:42,965 --> 01:28:45,960
(nail gun clicking)

1530
01:28:49,134 --> 01:28:49,964
What now?

1531
01:28:51,138 --> 01:28:52,302
(nail gun clatters)

1532
01:28:52,371 --> 01:28:53,869
- I'll think of something.

1533
01:28:57,011 --> 01:28:57,807
And it'll hurt.

1534
01:28:59,509 --> 01:29:02,647
(suspenseful music)

1535
01:29:08,090 --> 01:29:10,186
- This is all your fault.

1536
01:29:10,255 --> 01:29:13,827
All this chaos,

1537
01:29:13,896 --> 01:29:14,725
all the death,

1538
01:29:15,964 --> 01:29:16,826
this is on you.

1539
01:29:20,468 --> 01:29:25,670
(Garrett crashes)
(Garrett yells in pain)

1540
01:29:29,341 --> 01:29:32,171
(Garrett gasping)

1541
01:29:44,092 --> 01:29:47,054
(Garrett shuddering)

1542
01:29:49,995 --> 01:29:52,460
- You got a little something
right, one right here.

1543
01:29:52,529 --> 01:29:53,595
Let me get that for you.

1544
01:29:53,664 --> 01:29:56,034
(Garrett screaming in pain)

1545
01:29:56,103 --> 01:29:58,769
(Garrett thuds)

1546
01:30:00,702 --> 01:30:03,741
(Garrett gasping)

1547
01:30:13,516 --> 01:30:16,182
(Rick groaning)

1548
01:30:20,359 --> 01:30:22,060
(Rick breathing heavily)

1549
01:30:22,129 --> 01:30:24,861
(blender clinks)

1550
01:30:26,194 --> 01:30:31,604
(gentle tense music)
(Garrett groans lightly)

1551
01:31:04,634 --> 01:31:07,502
(chains rattling)

1552
01:31:07,571 --> 01:31:10,709
(Garrett grunting)

1553
01:31:15,881 --> 01:31:17,979
(board squeaking)
(Garrett yelling)

1554
01:31:18,048 --> 01:31:23,249
(Garrett grunting)
(chains rattling)

1555
01:31:36,702 --> 01:31:38,902
- I'm gonna need
you to sign this.

1556
01:31:39,701 --> 01:31:41,740
(pen clicks)

1557
01:31:41,808 --> 01:31:45,906
♪ My life, a smoking
shot of gin ♪

1558
01:31:45,974 --> 01:31:48,307
♪ You'll say it's a sin ♪

1559
01:31:48,375 --> 01:31:52,911
♪ You'll have to please
forgive the grin ♪

1560
01:31:52,980 --> 01:31:55,388
♪ Time for you to die ♪

1561
01:31:55,457 --> 01:31:58,284
♪ It's murder and suicide ♪

1562
01:31:58,353 --> 01:32:02,124
♪ You've gotta done
a killing spree ♪

1563
01:32:02,192 --> 01:32:04,993
- Who just bombs in here,
starts killing folk,

1564
01:32:05,062 --> 01:32:07,094
and even brings a few
of his own dead people,

1565
01:32:07,163 --> 01:32:09,034
like a, like a bag
lunch or something?

1566
01:32:09,103 --> 01:32:12,172
I'm like, "Stop killing folk.
They, they don't like that.

1567
01:32:12,240 --> 01:32:13,607
You know, just stop."

1568
01:32:13,675 --> 01:32:16,606
And then he, he axes
himself in the face.

1569
01:32:16,675 --> 01:32:18,211
- And then he hung himself.

1570
01:32:18,279 --> 01:32:20,312
- Right. Right after.

1571
01:32:20,381 --> 01:32:22,007
- Shame.
- Yeah. (scoffs)

1572
01:32:22,076 --> 01:32:24,180
- Why the ax and the hanging?

1573
01:32:24,249 --> 01:32:27,146
Um, well, I guess he believed
that anything worth doing

1574
01:32:27,214 --> 01:32:30,351
was worth doing
right. (chuckles)

1575
01:32:30,420 --> 01:32:31,856
Hm.

1576
01:32:31,925 --> 01:32:34,254
- Well, we were having
a peanut butter party,

1577
01:32:34,322 --> 01:32:37,658
and he just showed up, I
didn't even invite him.

1578
01:32:37,727 --> 01:32:39,294
Terrible manners.

1579
01:32:39,362 --> 01:32:41,328
- Yeah, I mean mayonnaise
party, go ahead and just,

1580
01:32:41,397 --> 01:32:44,599
you know, uninvited, that's
fine, but peanut butter.

1581
01:32:44,668 --> 01:32:45,632
- Not peanut butter.

1582
01:32:45,700 --> 01:32:46,739
- Huh-uh.

1583
01:32:49,040 --> 01:32:51,878
- Fuckin' terrorist,
man. They're everywhere.

1584
01:32:51,946 --> 01:32:55,444
- This one was when he tried
to make me eat chicken.

1585
01:32:55,512 --> 01:32:56,342
I'm vegan.

1586
01:32:57,685 --> 01:32:59,285
- They hate our
freedom, you know.

1587
01:32:59,354 --> 01:33:00,719
- Drown guy in the closet?

1588
01:33:00,788 --> 01:33:03,923
There was a drown guy
in the closet. (laughs)

1589
01:33:03,992 --> 01:33:06,290
Well, they say it only takes
like a teaspoon of water,

1590
01:33:06,359 --> 01:33:07,459
don't they?

1591
01:33:07,528 --> 01:33:08,893
Yeah.
- True story.

1592
01:33:08,961 --> 01:33:11,229
- I mean, you'd have to
be a total retard, but--

1593
01:33:11,298 --> 01:33:12,332
- It can happen.

1594
01:33:12,401 --> 01:33:15,097
- Yeah, he is missing teeth.

1595
01:33:16,502 --> 01:33:18,639
Gingivitis is a bitch.

1596
01:33:19,441 --> 01:33:20,635
- I just assumed he was British.

1597
01:33:20,704 --> 01:33:22,473
- Hm, he was very pale.

1598
01:33:22,542 --> 01:33:25,043
- Hm.
- And stiff.

1599
01:33:25,112 --> 01:33:26,106
- Yeah.

1600
01:33:26,174 --> 01:33:27,978
- Could've been
the rigor mortis.

1601
01:33:29,712 --> 01:33:31,480
- It's a rabbit.

1602
01:33:31,549 --> 01:33:32,481
- Riga-what?

1603
01:33:32,550 --> 01:33:33,350
- Riga-who?

1604
01:33:33,419 --> 01:33:34,520
- Riga-please.

1605
01:33:34,588 --> 01:33:35,485
- We're starting
a hip hop group.

1606
01:33:35,554 --> 01:33:36,550
(Rick vocalizing)

1607
01:33:36,619 --> 01:33:37,658
Holla.

1608
01:33:39,656 --> 01:33:40,522
- We're not.

1609
01:33:40,590 --> 01:33:43,096
- We are.

1610
01:33:43,164 --> 01:33:43,723
- We are.

1611
01:33:43,792 --> 01:33:46,733
(Abigail laughs)