1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:25,314 --> 00:00:27,914 (Hands clapping) 4 00:00:31,854 --> 00:00:33,620 ♪ Oh, you ♪ ♪ You ♪ 5 00:00:33,622 --> 00:00:35,589 ♪ With those tongue and lips ♪ 6 00:00:35,591 --> 00:00:37,524 ♪ Let me taste ♪ 7 00:00:37,526 --> 00:00:39,259 ♪ Your bitter kiss ♪ 8 00:00:39,261 --> 00:00:41,294 ♪ Oh, you ♪ ♪ You ♪ 9 00:00:41,296 --> 00:00:43,396 ♪ With those seasoned eyes ♪ 10 00:00:43,398 --> 00:00:45,232 ♪ Let me walk ♪ 11 00:00:45,234 --> 00:00:46,933 ♪ Inside your smile ♪ 12 00:00:46,935 --> 00:00:50,771 ♪ All my nerves are tearing me down ♪ 13 00:00:50,773 --> 00:00:54,809 ♪ Won't you just come over here and take away this frown ♪ 14 00:00:54,811 --> 00:00:56,711 ♪ 'Cause I can't sleep ♪ ♪ Tight ♪ 15 00:00:56,713 --> 00:00:58,679 ♪ I don't see ♪ ♪ Right ♪ 16 00:00:58,681 --> 00:01:00,581 ♪ I won't feel ♪ ♪ Right ♪ 17 00:01:00,583 --> 00:01:02,550 ♪ Until you're mine ♪ ♪ Mine ♪ 18 00:01:02,552 --> 00:01:04,418 ♪ I can't sleep ♪ ♪ Tight ♪ 19 00:01:04,420 --> 00:01:06,387 ♪ I don't see ♪ ♪ Right ♪ 20 00:01:06,389 --> 00:01:07,955 ♪ I won't feel ♪ ♪ Right ♪ 21 00:01:07,957 --> 00:01:10,224 ♪ Until you're mine ♪ ♪ Mine ♪ 22 00:01:10,226 --> 00:01:11,826 ♪ Oh, you ♪ ♪ You ♪ 23 00:01:11,828 --> 00:01:13,861 ♪ Just walk away ♪ ♪ Walk away ♪ 24 00:01:13,863 --> 00:01:17,933 ♪ Before I break down and cave ♪ 25 00:01:17,935 --> 00:01:19,534 ♪ Oh, you ♪ ♪ You ♪ 26 00:01:19,536 --> 00:01:21,570 ♪ It's just not fair ♪ 27 00:01:21,572 --> 00:01:25,540 ♪ How you kill me with just one stare ♪ 28 00:01:25,542 --> 00:01:29,111 ♪ All my nerves are tearing me down ♪ 29 00:01:29,113 --> 00:01:33,048 ♪ Won't you just come over here and lick away this frown ♪ 30 00:01:33,050 --> 00:01:35,017 ♪ 'Cause I can't sleep ♪ ♪ Tight ♪ 31 00:01:35,019 --> 00:01:36,985 ♪ I don't see ♪ ♪ Right ♪ 32 00:01:36,987 --> 00:01:38,720 ♪ I won't feel ♪ ♪ Right ♪ 33 00:01:38,722 --> 00:01:40,789 ♪ Until you're mine ♪ ♪ Mine ♪ 34 00:01:40,791 --> 00:01:42,824 ♪ I can't sleep ♪ ♪ Tight ♪ 35 00:01:42,826 --> 00:01:44,727 ♪ I don't see ♪ ♪ Right ♪ 36 00:01:44,729 --> 00:01:46,496 ♪ I won't feel ♪ ♪ Right ♪ 37 00:01:46,498 --> 00:01:48,665 ♪ Until you're mine ♪ ♪ Mine ♪ 38 00:01:48,667 --> 00:01:50,600 ♪ Can't sleep tight ♪ 39 00:01:50,602 --> 00:01:52,402 ♪ Don't see right ♪ 40 00:01:52,404 --> 00:01:54,337 ♪ Won't feel fine ♪ 41 00:01:54,339 --> 00:01:56,072 ♪ Until you're mine ♪ 42 00:01:56,074 --> 00:01:58,141 ♪ Can't sleep tight ♪ ♪ Can't sleep tight ♪ 43 00:01:58,143 --> 00:02:00,209 ♪ Don't see right ♪ ♪ Don't see right ♪ 44 00:02:00,211 --> 00:02:02,211 ♪ Won't feel fine ♪ ♪ Won't feel fine ♪ 45 00:02:02,213 --> 00:02:04,147 ♪ Until you're mine ♪ ♪ Until you're mine ♪ 46 00:02:04,149 --> 00:02:06,015 ♪ Can't sleep tight ♪ ♪ Can't sleep tight ♪ 47 00:02:06,017 --> 00:02:07,884 ♪ Don't see right ♪ ♪ Don't see right ♪ 48 00:02:07,886 --> 00:02:09,886 ♪ Won't feel fine ♪ ♪ Won't feel fine ♪ 49 00:02:09,888 --> 00:02:11,755 ♪ Until you're mine ♪ ♪ Until you're mine ♪ 50 00:02:11,757 --> 00:02:13,590 ♪ Can't sleep tight ♪ 51 00:02:13,592 --> 00:02:15,626 ♪ Don't see right ♪ ♪ Be mine, baby ♪ 52 00:02:15,628 --> 00:02:17,394 ♪ Won't feel fine ♪ ♪ Be mine, baby ♪ 53 00:02:17,396 --> 00:02:19,129 ♪ Until you're mine ♪ 54 00:02:19,131 --> 00:02:21,198 ♪ Until you're mine ♪ ♪ Can't sleep tight ♪ 55 00:02:21,200 --> 00:02:22,866 ♪ Don't see right ♪ 56 00:02:22,868 --> 00:02:24,668 ♪ Until you're mine ♪ 57 00:02:26,172 --> 00:02:28,439 KATIE, NARRATING: When I decided at the last minute 58 00:02:28,441 --> 00:02:29,974 to take a year off before college, 59 00:02:29,976 --> 00:02:32,743 I told my mom it was because I had no idea 60 00:02:32,745 --> 00:02:34,445 what I wanted to do with my life. 61 00:02:34,447 --> 00:02:37,949 She pretended she didn't want to strangle me. 62 00:02:37,951 --> 00:02:41,953 But sweetie, that's the whole point of college: 63 00:02:41,955 --> 00:02:44,122 is to figure out what you want to do, 64 00:02:44,124 --> 00:02:47,158 to find out what you're good at, to discover your bliss. 65 00:02:47,160 --> 00:02:49,461 But what if I don't discover it until junior year, 66 00:02:49,463 --> 00:02:52,464 and it has nothing to do with the classes I've already taken? 67 00:02:52,466 --> 00:02:54,165 I'd have to start over. 68 00:02:54,167 --> 00:02:56,801 Or what if my bliss is something I don't even need college for? 69 00:02:56,803 --> 00:02:58,603 (Typing) 70 00:03:03,410 --> 00:03:06,078 WOMAN: I'm not going to lie to you, Katie. I'm concerned. 71 00:03:06,080 --> 00:03:08,547 Why? Tons of kids defer. 72 00:03:08,549 --> 00:03:10,483 You're not tons of kids. 73 00:03:10,485 --> 00:03:13,652 You're one complicated girl who's been through a lot. 74 00:03:13,654 --> 00:03:15,187 You need structure. 75 00:03:15,189 --> 00:03:17,556 Are you saying that college is the only place 76 00:03:17,558 --> 00:03:18,958 that I can get structure? 77 00:03:18,960 --> 00:03:21,594 Because if so, Miss Matsuo... 78 00:03:21,596 --> 00:03:23,462 Katie. I'm serious. 79 00:03:23,464 --> 00:03:25,064 Here's something. 80 00:03:25,066 --> 00:03:26,899 Why don't you start a diary. 81 00:03:28,703 --> 00:03:30,436 Or a blog? 82 00:03:30,438 --> 00:03:31,705 Why? 83 00:03:31,707 --> 00:03:34,041 It's a daily time commitment. 84 00:03:34,043 --> 00:03:36,943 It'll keep your verbal skills sharp. 85 00:03:36,945 --> 00:03:39,346 And it'll force you to be introspective. 86 00:03:40,916 --> 00:03:43,717 What a wonderful idea. 87 00:03:47,022 --> 00:03:50,657 I was just lying to escape her vegan breath. 88 00:03:57,232 --> 00:03:59,801 At least that's what I thought at the time. 89 00:04:01,204 --> 00:04:02,470 But I guess not. 90 00:04:02,472 --> 00:04:04,572 What the fuck? 91 00:04:04,574 --> 00:04:07,075 Here I am blogging. 92 00:04:07,077 --> 00:04:11,746 Anyway, I'm going to start by telling you a secret, 93 00:04:11,748 --> 00:04:13,681 something I've never told anyone. 94 00:04:13,683 --> 00:04:17,485 The real reason I'm taking a year off is because of a guy, 95 00:04:17,487 --> 00:04:19,487 an older one. 96 00:04:19,489 --> 00:04:20,788 A man. 97 00:04:20,790 --> 00:04:23,224 And he's the most amazing... 98 00:04:23,226 --> 00:04:25,493 Shit, got to go. 99 00:04:38,409 --> 00:04:41,343 ♪ You don't know what I'm gonna do ♪ 100 00:04:41,345 --> 00:04:43,612 ♪ Or what I see in you ♪ 101 00:04:43,614 --> 00:04:45,481 ♪ You're obsessed ♪ 102 00:04:45,483 --> 00:04:47,182 ♪ With my little red dress ♪ 103 00:04:47,985 --> 00:04:49,718 Boo! (Children screaming) 104 00:04:49,720 --> 00:04:52,521 ♪ But you don't care if I'm a mess, now do you? ♪ 105 00:04:52,523 --> 00:04:53,723 Boo! 106 00:04:53,725 --> 00:04:55,692 ♪ Do you? ♪ 107 00:04:56,495 --> 00:04:58,761 ♪ Do you? ♪ 108 00:04:59,865 --> 00:05:02,398 ♪ Do you? ♪ 109 00:05:07,939 --> 00:05:09,439 Boo! 110 00:05:09,441 --> 00:05:10,773 You're late. 111 00:05:10,775 --> 00:05:12,275 You noticed. 112 00:05:12,277 --> 00:05:15,812 Dan and I have one strict rule: 113 00:05:15,814 --> 00:05:18,414 we don't talk about his girlfriend... 114 00:05:18,416 --> 00:05:20,551 or my boyfriend. 115 00:05:20,553 --> 00:05:25,256 Dan teaches film at a really good community college, 116 00:05:25,258 --> 00:05:28,025 so we only watch serious cinema. 117 00:05:28,027 --> 00:05:30,661 (Man shouting in German on TV) 118 00:05:30,663 --> 00:05:33,030 I feel smarter just being around him. 119 00:05:38,371 --> 00:05:40,471 One of the best things about my year off 120 00:05:40,473 --> 00:05:43,707 is that I get to continue my education. 121 00:06:02,529 --> 00:06:04,129 (Both breathing heavily) 122 00:06:07,801 --> 00:06:10,435 He never asks for anything in return. 123 00:06:12,239 --> 00:06:15,508 He just wants me to relax and enjoy it. 124 00:06:18,580 --> 00:06:20,513 (Birds tweeting) 125 00:06:24,018 --> 00:06:26,719 (Children speaking indistinctly) 126 00:06:26,721 --> 00:06:28,888 (Children laughing) 127 00:06:28,890 --> 00:06:30,890 (Crow cawing) 128 00:06:35,797 --> 00:06:37,396 GIRL: Dad? 129 00:06:38,499 --> 00:06:40,466 (Shuddering) 130 00:06:43,639 --> 00:06:45,505 (Both panting) 131 00:06:48,677 --> 00:06:50,310 You always hold back in the end. 132 00:06:50,312 --> 00:06:52,512 (Laughing): I'm sorry. 133 00:06:52,514 --> 00:06:53,647 (Chuckling) 134 00:06:53,649 --> 00:06:55,148 It's your loss. 135 00:07:01,624 --> 00:07:03,290 (Exhaling) 136 00:07:09,733 --> 00:07:13,334 Have, uh... I got some news. 137 00:07:13,336 --> 00:07:16,804 I'm, uh, moving closer to campus. 138 00:07:18,141 --> 00:07:20,174 Why? 139 00:07:20,176 --> 00:07:23,044 Look at this dump. It's ridiculous. 140 00:07:23,046 --> 00:07:25,346 Looks like I'm still in grad school. 141 00:07:25,348 --> 00:07:27,949 Well, did you already find a place? 142 00:07:27,951 --> 00:07:29,917 Yeah. It's great. 143 00:07:29,919 --> 00:07:31,686 And they'll let me move in on the 15th 144 00:07:31,688 --> 00:07:33,554 (Exhaling) Well, where is it? 145 00:07:33,556 --> 00:07:36,025 It's like a half-hour away. 146 00:07:40,097 --> 00:07:41,897 We're not going to see each other again. 147 00:07:41,899 --> 00:07:43,399 Of course we will. 148 00:07:43,401 --> 00:07:45,501 Come on, don't be so melodramatic. 149 00:07:45,503 --> 00:07:47,703 No, you're not going to want to come pick me up 150 00:07:47,705 --> 00:07:49,071 and then drive me to your place, 151 00:07:49,073 --> 00:07:50,506 and then back to mine a few hours later. 152 00:07:50,508 --> 00:07:54,176 That's like two hours in the car. 153 00:07:54,178 --> 00:07:55,744 (Sighing): And someone might see us. 154 00:07:55,746 --> 00:07:57,813 Come on, you know I'm right. 155 00:07:57,815 --> 00:07:59,348 (Sighing) 156 00:07:59,350 --> 00:08:01,917 If my dad would just buy me that car he promised me, 157 00:08:01,919 --> 00:08:03,286 then I could... I could come see you... 158 00:08:03,288 --> 00:08:05,955 Listen, listen, listen, listen. 159 00:08:05,957 --> 00:08:07,524 We're going to work it out, okay? 160 00:08:07,526 --> 00:08:10,960 We'll work it out. I promise you. 161 00:08:14,232 --> 00:08:15,465 Come on. 162 00:08:36,022 --> 00:08:37,822 (Breathing heavily) 163 00:08:37,824 --> 00:08:39,924 (Zipper rasping) 164 00:08:39,926 --> 00:08:41,625 Shit. 165 00:08:44,831 --> 00:08:46,530 (Gasping) 166 00:08:50,403 --> 00:08:53,037 I'd never touched him before. 167 00:08:53,039 --> 00:08:55,106 I was always too scared. 168 00:08:56,609 --> 00:08:58,477 He came so hard. 169 00:08:59,780 --> 00:09:03,882 He'll definitely call me after he moves. 170 00:09:03,884 --> 00:09:07,452 CAROLINE: So don't you think it's time to stop loafing and get a job? 171 00:09:07,454 --> 00:09:10,689 I'm not loafing, I'm blogging. 172 00:09:10,691 --> 00:09:12,624 CAROLINE: Since when? 173 00:09:12,626 --> 00:09:13,992 Last week. 174 00:09:13,994 --> 00:09:15,761 CAROLINE: What's your blog called? 175 00:09:15,763 --> 00:09:17,262 KATIE: Not telling. 176 00:09:17,264 --> 00:09:18,864 And you won't find out, because I use a fake name 177 00:09:18,866 --> 00:09:21,933 and I'm changing lots of little details of my life. 178 00:09:23,270 --> 00:09:24,537 Why? 179 00:09:24,539 --> 00:09:26,205 Because if there was even a one in googol chance 180 00:09:26,207 --> 00:09:27,473 of anyone figuring out it was me, 181 00:09:27,475 --> 00:09:29,142 then I wouldn't tell the truth. 182 00:09:29,144 --> 00:09:30,410 And what's the point of having a blog 183 00:09:30,412 --> 00:09:32,645 if you're just going to lie? 184 00:09:32,647 --> 00:09:33,880 (Door opening) 185 00:09:33,882 --> 00:09:35,281 Hey, babe. 186 00:09:36,384 --> 00:09:38,484 Why do you call her that? 187 00:09:38,486 --> 00:09:40,686 She's 46. 188 00:09:40,688 --> 00:09:42,288 (Sighing) 189 00:09:43,625 --> 00:09:47,727 What is on the agenda for today, hmm? 190 00:09:47,729 --> 00:09:50,263 TV? Internet? 191 00:09:50,265 --> 00:09:52,032 Maybe a good, long nap? 192 00:09:52,034 --> 00:09:54,701 I'm getting a job. 193 00:09:54,703 --> 00:09:56,370 The grill or the fryer? 194 00:09:56,372 --> 00:09:58,238 Ha-ha. 195 00:09:58,240 --> 00:09:59,440 Neither. 196 00:09:59,442 --> 00:10:02,409 Something stimulating that pays extremely well. 197 00:10:03,846 --> 00:10:06,146 MAN: This may come as a shock to you, kiddo, 198 00:10:06,148 --> 00:10:08,549 but the economy is in the toilet. 199 00:10:09,685 --> 00:10:13,153 There's 20 applicants for every job. 200 00:10:13,155 --> 00:10:16,757 You underestimate my powers, Earthling. 201 00:10:18,627 --> 00:10:21,429 Today, a reader sent me one of those annoying self quizzes, 202 00:10:21,431 --> 00:10:25,333 which are just a sad excuse to talk about yourself. 203 00:10:26,536 --> 00:10:28,970 What's your favourite number? 204 00:10:28,972 --> 00:10:30,738 69. 205 00:10:30,740 --> 00:10:32,674 Sometimes 96. 206 00:10:32,676 --> 00:10:35,743 Have you ever kissed someone and regretted it? 207 00:10:35,745 --> 00:10:37,812 Yes. Tom Lovelace, 208 00:10:37,814 --> 00:10:40,815 who was 16 when I was 11. 209 00:10:40,817 --> 00:10:43,017 My fist tongue kiss. 210 00:10:43,019 --> 00:10:45,620 It felt like a worm. 211 00:10:45,622 --> 00:10:48,891 ♪ I want it all to end ♪ 212 00:10:48,893 --> 00:10:51,727 ♪ Being loved by you ♪ 213 00:10:53,831 --> 00:10:56,632 ♪ Hold me now ♪ 214 00:10:56,634 --> 00:10:58,300 ♪ Make it stop ♪ 215 00:10:58,302 --> 00:11:02,905 ♪ The butterflies won't go away ♪ 216 00:11:02,907 --> 00:11:05,307 Do you believe in the horoscope? 217 00:11:05,309 --> 00:11:09,111 No. Sagittarians never do. 218 00:11:09,113 --> 00:11:11,180 ♪ I am lost ♪ 219 00:11:11,182 --> 00:11:13,717 ♪ Make me found ♪ 220 00:11:13,719 --> 00:11:15,185 Stop right there! 221 00:11:15,187 --> 00:11:17,521 Don't even put it up. 222 00:11:17,523 --> 00:11:19,789 Have I got the girl for you? 223 00:11:21,727 --> 00:11:23,460 Is that so? 224 00:11:29,768 --> 00:11:31,401 Come in. 225 00:11:35,440 --> 00:11:37,173 What happened to Jonas? 226 00:11:37,175 --> 00:11:39,209 I bought him out, lock, stock and barrel. 227 00:11:39,211 --> 00:11:42,046 You have so many more books. 228 00:11:42,048 --> 00:11:43,414 I used to buy my dad 229 00:11:43,416 --> 00:11:45,082 his birthday and Christmas presents here. 230 00:11:45,084 --> 00:11:46,384 He's a sports writer. 231 00:11:46,386 --> 00:11:49,921 Well, he used to be. Now he just drinks. 232 00:11:49,923 --> 00:11:51,522 (Chuckling) 233 00:11:54,861 --> 00:11:58,362 Sam Johnson's Book Shop. Nice to meet you, Sam. 234 00:11:58,364 --> 00:12:01,732 No, I'm not Sam. He died a long time ago. 235 00:12:01,734 --> 00:12:06,537 Dr. Samuel Johnson wrote the first great English dictionary. 236 00:12:06,539 --> 00:12:07,906 Is he your hero? 237 00:12:07,908 --> 00:12:09,508 Among many. 238 00:12:10,778 --> 00:12:12,844 Are you a lover of books? 239 00:12:12,846 --> 00:12:14,146 I could be. 240 00:12:15,983 --> 00:12:17,683 Glenn Warburg. 241 00:12:17,685 --> 00:12:19,451 Katie Kampenfelt. 242 00:12:19,453 --> 00:12:22,554 Three days a week, $12 an hour. 243 00:12:22,556 --> 00:12:23,755 Wow! 244 00:12:23,757 --> 00:12:24,990 And it's butt-easy. 245 00:12:24,992 --> 00:12:26,358 All I have to do is help customers 246 00:12:26,360 --> 00:12:27,859 while Glenn runs the online business. 247 00:12:27,861 --> 00:12:31,964 Sweetie, I got to hand it to you, that was fast. 248 00:12:31,966 --> 00:12:33,498 You did it. 249 00:12:33,500 --> 00:12:35,668 KATIE: Yup, I am indeed impressive. 250 00:12:35,670 --> 00:12:38,004 Does Glenn have a last name? 251 00:12:38,006 --> 00:12:39,606 Warburg. 252 00:12:39,608 --> 00:12:41,207 Is he married? 253 00:12:41,209 --> 00:12:43,376 Why? You think he only hired me 254 00:12:43,378 --> 00:12:45,812 so he could have sexual intercourse with me? 255 00:12:45,814 --> 00:12:47,780 It crossed my mind. 256 00:12:49,351 --> 00:12:51,851 Your moustache is heinous. 257 00:13:01,831 --> 00:13:03,964 I've only been blogging for 16 days, 258 00:13:03,966 --> 00:13:08,969 but I already get between 450 and 500 discreet visitors a day. 259 00:13:08,971 --> 00:13:12,740 The most popular search terms that people use to find me 260 00:13:12,742 --> 00:13:14,742 are "high school," "college," 261 00:13:14,744 --> 00:13:18,846 "blond," "sex," and "oral sex," 262 00:13:18,848 --> 00:13:23,450 which means many of you are lonely, disgusting pigs. 263 00:13:24,854 --> 00:13:27,388 I also know a lot of you are just normal people 264 00:13:27,390 --> 00:13:29,924 who want to read the true-life confessions of a tee... 265 00:13:29,926 --> 00:13:32,060 (Knocking at door) What? 266 00:13:32,062 --> 00:13:33,194 It's me. 267 00:13:33,196 --> 00:13:34,396 Come in. 268 00:13:34,398 --> 00:13:35,897 Boyfriend invasion. 269 00:13:35,899 --> 00:13:37,732 Stand by. 270 00:13:37,734 --> 00:13:39,701 I thought you had band practice. 271 00:13:39,703 --> 00:13:41,102 Casey had a midterm. 272 00:13:41,104 --> 00:13:42,837 (Gasping) 273 00:13:45,008 --> 00:13:47,342 MAN 1, OVER TV: You know, Wong, I don't know which is worse. 274 00:13:47,344 --> 00:13:49,844 Watching you eat or watching you at work. 275 00:13:49,846 --> 00:13:53,181 MAN 2: I'm perfectly able to do anything I want... 276 00:13:53,183 --> 00:13:56,152 KATIE, NARRATING: None of you care that I cheat on Rory, 277 00:13:56,154 --> 00:13:59,355 but for some reason you hate that it's with an older guy 278 00:13:59,357 --> 00:14:01,290 who has a girlfriend. 279 00:14:02,527 --> 00:14:04,160 Well, I had no clue about Martina 280 00:14:04,162 --> 00:14:06,729 until after the third time Dan and I fooled around, 281 00:14:06,731 --> 00:14:09,865 and I found her birth control in a bathroom drawer. 282 00:14:11,369 --> 00:14:13,636 By then it was too late. 283 00:14:13,638 --> 00:14:14,904 (Laughing) 284 00:14:14,906 --> 00:14:16,672 I was in it. 285 00:14:28,554 --> 00:14:30,654 (Breathing heavily) 286 00:14:39,998 --> 00:14:41,264 (Grunting) 287 00:14:41,266 --> 00:14:42,733 Hold on... 288 00:14:43,869 --> 00:14:45,168 Oh, God. 289 00:14:45,170 --> 00:14:46,737 (Panting) 290 00:14:49,775 --> 00:14:52,216 Oh, wow, you're so hot. 291 00:14:54,247 --> 00:14:55,780 Oh, God, I love you. 292 00:14:55,782 --> 00:14:57,715 Oh, God. Oh! 293 00:14:57,717 --> 00:14:59,751 Oh, God... Ah! 294 00:14:59,753 --> 00:15:01,085 Oh! 295 00:15:01,087 --> 00:15:03,588 (Both panting) 296 00:15:07,260 --> 00:15:08,760 I think I just came. 297 00:15:08,762 --> 00:15:10,428 (Both laughing) 298 00:15:12,766 --> 00:15:15,286 Was I supposed to pull out? 299 00:15:16,269 --> 00:15:17,903 Six o'clock. 300 00:15:17,905 --> 00:15:19,571 Hey, so it is. 301 00:15:19,573 --> 00:15:24,376 $288 cash with a two-dollar bill for good luck. 302 00:15:25,780 --> 00:15:27,012 Good first week? 303 00:15:27,014 --> 00:15:28,781 Amazing. 304 00:15:28,783 --> 00:15:31,250 And I almost finished Who Has Changed and Who Is Dead. 305 00:15:31,252 --> 00:15:32,951 Thank you for the recommendation. 306 00:15:32,953 --> 00:15:34,520 You're very welcome. 307 00:15:34,522 --> 00:15:36,522 You know, it's the first book I've read since second grade 308 00:15:36,524 --> 00:15:39,191 that was... You know, like, wasn't for school. 309 00:15:39,193 --> 00:15:41,927 Yeah, that's the way it is these days, I guess. 310 00:15:41,929 --> 00:15:43,095 So sad. 311 00:15:43,097 --> 00:15:44,531 I know. 312 00:15:44,533 --> 00:15:47,333 I can't imagine life without great books. 313 00:15:48,503 --> 00:15:51,070 It's as close to the angels as I get. 314 00:15:51,072 --> 00:15:52,806 What do you mean? 315 00:15:52,808 --> 00:15:57,377 Well, for me, reading is a transcendent experience. 316 00:15:59,047 --> 00:16:00,914 Hmm. 317 00:16:02,751 --> 00:16:05,118 What does that mean, exactly? 318 00:16:05,120 --> 00:16:06,920 What, "transcendence"? 319 00:16:06,922 --> 00:16:10,456 It means beyond the physical realm. 320 00:16:10,458 --> 00:16:12,827 It's a spiritual experience. 321 00:16:12,829 --> 00:16:15,529 I get it from great literature, great paintings, 322 00:16:15,531 --> 00:16:17,932 classical music, all the arts. 323 00:16:17,934 --> 00:16:20,401 What about classical art films, 324 00:16:20,403 --> 00:16:22,970 like Fellini or Buñuel? 325 00:16:22,972 --> 00:16:24,905 Sure. 326 00:16:26,209 --> 00:16:27,541 Cool. 327 00:16:27,543 --> 00:16:30,544 ♪ I knew it from the start ♪ 328 00:16:30,546 --> 00:16:34,114 ♪ You would break my heart ♪ 329 00:16:34,116 --> 00:16:38,652 ♪ But I fell for you ♪ 330 00:16:38,654 --> 00:16:41,823 ♪ No matter how hard I try ♪ 331 00:16:41,825 --> 00:16:46,394 ♪ Change what's inside ♪ 332 00:16:46,396 --> 00:16:48,029 ♪ You are all I need ♪ 333 00:16:48,031 --> 00:16:50,799 Dan didn't even call to say goodbye. 334 00:16:50,801 --> 00:16:54,069 ♪ You're the fire in my heart ♪ 335 00:16:54,071 --> 00:16:58,406 If I don't get a car now, I'll never see him again. 336 00:16:58,408 --> 00:17:00,108 (Indistinct chattering over TV) 337 00:17:08,753 --> 00:17:11,787 Look at the size of that blue-gummed dummy. 338 00:17:19,931 --> 00:17:21,430 (Turns TV off) 339 00:17:21,432 --> 00:17:23,833 So, what's up? 340 00:17:23,835 --> 00:17:26,335 Well, it's been really, really hard 341 00:17:26,337 --> 00:17:29,405 ever since all my friends left to go to college. 342 00:17:29,407 --> 00:17:30,806 And I just... 343 00:17:30,808 --> 00:17:32,408 I've been sitting at home all the time. 344 00:17:32,410 --> 00:17:33,911 I have no ride. 345 00:17:33,913 --> 00:17:35,979 I can't get anywhere. And I'm just... 346 00:17:35,981 --> 00:17:37,614 Tell the witch to buy you a car. 347 00:17:37,616 --> 00:17:38,916 No, she won't do it. 348 00:17:38,918 --> 00:17:40,717 She thinks I'm so much like you, 349 00:17:40,719 --> 00:17:42,386 she thinks I'm just going to drink a bunch of beers 350 00:17:42,388 --> 00:17:43,553 and hit a tree. 351 00:17:43,555 --> 00:17:45,889 Sanctimonious cunt. 352 00:17:45,891 --> 00:17:48,859 If she had her way we'd all be drinking holy water. 353 00:17:48,861 --> 00:17:51,261 Out of the pope's jockstrap. 354 00:17:51,263 --> 00:17:52,930 Did you come up with that? 355 00:17:52,932 --> 00:17:55,065 No, you did. 356 00:17:55,067 --> 00:17:56,934 No wonder. 357 00:17:56,936 --> 00:17:58,302 (Chuckling) 358 00:17:58,304 --> 00:18:01,539 What about peckerhead? Why can't he squire you around? 359 00:18:01,541 --> 00:18:05,343 Well, because we broke up last night. 360 00:18:05,345 --> 00:18:06,878 How come? 361 00:18:08,648 --> 00:18:11,783 He's been pressuring me to, you know, 362 00:18:11,785 --> 00:18:13,351 like, go all the way, 363 00:18:13,353 --> 00:18:16,187 and I'm just not ready yet. 364 00:18:18,058 --> 00:18:22,627 Shit. Must have done something right. 365 00:18:31,339 --> 00:18:33,138 Daddy... 366 00:18:33,140 --> 00:18:36,508 my whole life, you said you would buy me a car 367 00:18:36,510 --> 00:18:38,677 when I graduated. 368 00:18:39,747 --> 00:18:42,514 Please keep your promise. 369 00:18:42,516 --> 00:18:45,250 Please, Daddy, just this once. 370 00:18:45,252 --> 00:18:46,819 Please. 371 00:18:46,821 --> 00:18:49,722 And you promised me you'd stay my little angel forever. 372 00:18:50,758 --> 00:18:52,858 You'd never grow up. 373 00:18:56,965 --> 00:18:58,832 Now look at you. 374 00:19:00,402 --> 00:19:01,868 Tits and everything. 375 00:19:07,876 --> 00:19:09,909 (Cell phone vibrating) 376 00:19:13,315 --> 00:19:16,116 MAN, OVER PHONE: Hey, uh, Joel Seidler here. 377 00:19:16,118 --> 00:19:18,785 I'm not sure if you remember me. 378 00:19:18,787 --> 00:19:22,156 I'm tall and muscular, and I played football. 379 00:19:22,158 --> 00:19:24,658 No, wait, that's my diametric opposite. 380 00:19:24,660 --> 00:19:28,095 I'm the short, depressed Jew who tutored you in math. 381 00:19:28,097 --> 00:19:31,065 Anyway, I'm a senior at Princeton now, 382 00:19:31,067 --> 00:19:33,067 and I'm taking a semester off. 383 00:19:33,069 --> 00:19:37,238 I heard that you were around. Call me or text me, whatever. 384 00:19:40,109 --> 00:19:42,276 GIRL, OVER PHONE: I'm back, bitch! 385 00:19:42,278 --> 00:19:43,677 (Laughing) 386 00:19:46,115 --> 00:19:47,782 KATIE, NARRATING: Thank God Jade's home 387 00:19:47,784 --> 00:19:49,451 from visiting her grandmother in Greece. 388 00:19:49,453 --> 00:19:52,954 Jade's pretty much my only female friend now. 389 00:19:52,956 --> 00:19:57,159 There was a rumour last year that Jade and I were dykes. 390 00:19:57,161 --> 00:19:58,760 I have no idea why. 391 00:19:58,762 --> 00:20:01,196 I want your tits! I want your ass! 392 00:20:01,198 --> 00:20:02,697 I want your skin! 393 00:20:02,699 --> 00:20:04,132 I want your ass! 394 00:20:04,134 --> 00:20:05,567 I want your ass! 395 00:20:05,569 --> 00:20:08,103 ♪ I'm finding it true ♪ 396 00:20:08,105 --> 00:20:10,639 ♪ When I'm hanging around you ♪ 397 00:20:10,641 --> 00:20:14,142 ♪ I think it's easy to say ♪ 398 00:20:15,279 --> 00:20:17,613 ♪ My boyfriend is in junior high ♪ 399 00:20:17,615 --> 00:20:20,083 ♪ His real age is just one big lie ♪ 400 00:20:20,085 --> 00:20:22,018 ♪ I wish I would have known that... ♪ 401 00:20:22,020 --> 00:20:23,920 JADE: If he lived here, let's face it. 402 00:20:23,922 --> 00:20:26,856 We'd end up hating each other's guts. 403 00:20:26,858 --> 00:20:30,293 This way it stays perfect forever. 404 00:20:32,597 --> 00:20:35,131 KATIE: You fall in love every time you go on vacation. 405 00:20:35,133 --> 00:20:36,332 (Jade laughing) 406 00:20:36,334 --> 00:20:37,633 (Inhaling deeply) 407 00:20:37,635 --> 00:20:40,169 I know. I'm a rock star. (Laughing) 408 00:20:40,171 --> 00:20:43,107 I met him like my second day in Corfu. 409 00:20:43,109 --> 00:20:45,375 I told you Dan moved away, right? 410 00:20:45,377 --> 00:20:46,910 Yeah. 411 00:20:46,912 --> 00:20:49,913 He hasn't called me since. It's humiliating. 412 00:20:52,318 --> 00:20:54,685 You didn't fool around with him, did you? 413 00:20:54,687 --> 00:20:56,320 (Laughing): No! Hello! 414 00:20:56,322 --> 00:20:59,389 He's 32 and he has a girlfriend. 415 00:20:59,391 --> 00:21:02,826 And you have fucking Rory. 416 00:21:02,828 --> 00:21:04,695 ♪ Lick my lips ♪ 417 00:21:04,697 --> 00:21:06,597 ♪ I'm mouthwatering ♪ 418 00:21:06,599 --> 00:21:08,365 ♪ Take a sip ♪ 419 00:21:10,270 --> 00:21:12,070 ♪ Pretty please ♪ 420 00:21:12,072 --> 00:21:13,738 ♪ I'm begging for some honey ♪ 421 00:21:13,740 --> 00:21:15,907 ♪ Indulge me ♪ 422 00:21:17,344 --> 00:21:19,505 ♪ Baby, got me going 'Cause you looking so... ♪ 423 00:21:21,681 --> 00:21:24,349 KATIE, NARRATING: I can't believe you're all really out there. 424 00:21:24,351 --> 00:21:27,285 I'm used to only being famous in my own mind. 425 00:21:28,288 --> 00:21:29,854 (Pop music playing) 426 00:21:33,160 --> 00:21:34,225 What are you doing? 427 00:21:34,227 --> 00:21:36,761 Oh, nothing. Just wasting time. 428 00:21:36,763 --> 00:21:38,831 (Knocking at door) 429 00:21:39,834 --> 00:21:41,367 Come with me. 430 00:21:41,369 --> 00:21:42,635 What's wrong? 431 00:21:42,637 --> 00:21:44,036 Just come. Not you. 432 00:21:44,038 --> 00:21:46,105 And put some clothes on. We have neighbours. 433 00:21:46,107 --> 00:21:47,706 (Gasping) 434 00:21:51,812 --> 00:21:54,346 Dad's dead, isn't he? 435 00:22:04,960 --> 00:22:06,660 MAN: Bad news, hon. 436 00:22:06,662 --> 00:22:08,762 Your starting salary just didn't past the smell test with me, 437 00:22:08,764 --> 00:22:12,132 so I had a friend of mine in law enforcement do some digging. 438 00:22:14,002 --> 00:22:15,802 Is this your boss? 439 00:22:22,010 --> 00:22:23,743 Glenn's a rapist? 440 00:22:23,745 --> 00:22:26,379 Sexual assault's a much broader category. 441 00:22:26,381 --> 00:22:28,281 The particulars can vary, 442 00:22:28,283 --> 00:22:32,920 but, yeah, it's basically sexual contact without consent. 443 00:22:34,424 --> 00:22:36,924 You have to quit your job right away. 444 00:22:36,926 --> 00:22:39,126 What am I supposed to say? 445 00:22:41,864 --> 00:22:44,232 Hmm. Start with this. 446 00:22:45,702 --> 00:22:48,536 My mom's boyfriend has a partner at a really big law firm. 447 00:22:48,538 --> 00:22:50,504 She thinks it'll look impressive on my résumé 448 00:22:50,506 --> 00:22:54,375 if I ever want to be an attorney, which I might. 449 00:22:55,845 --> 00:22:57,345 So I really have to quit. 450 00:22:57,347 --> 00:22:59,648 GLENN, OVER PHONE: Oh, I'm so disappointed. 451 00:22:59,650 --> 00:23:03,518 So am I, really. 452 00:23:03,520 --> 00:23:07,022 You're a very special girl, Katie, and a joy to be around. 453 00:23:07,024 --> 00:23:08,557 And I'll miss you. 454 00:23:08,559 --> 00:23:10,959 Thanks. You too. 455 00:23:12,663 --> 00:23:13,996 Bye, Glenn. 456 00:23:19,837 --> 00:23:22,037 Do you have some clean underwear? 457 00:23:40,725 --> 00:23:42,358 (Cell phone vibrating) 458 00:23:42,360 --> 00:23:46,596 Please be Dan. Please, please, please be Dan. 459 00:23:46,598 --> 00:23:48,331 Please be Dan. 460 00:23:50,502 --> 00:23:52,068 Hello? 461 00:23:52,070 --> 00:23:53,637 MAN, OVER PHONE: Catherine? 462 00:23:53,639 --> 00:23:55,506 Katie, actually. 463 00:23:55,508 --> 00:23:57,775 I don't know if you remember me. 464 00:23:57,777 --> 00:23:59,276 My name's Paul Spooner. 465 00:23:59,278 --> 00:24:02,046 I interviewed you for admittance to Tufts. 466 00:24:03,249 --> 00:24:06,317 Oh, no, of course I remember you. 467 00:24:06,319 --> 00:24:07,718 Hello, Paul. 468 00:24:07,720 --> 00:24:11,055 Oh, you know, I got in. I just decided to defer a year. 469 00:24:11,057 --> 00:24:13,691 I know. That's actually why I'm calling. 470 00:24:13,693 --> 00:24:16,827 You don't by any chance need a job, do you? 471 00:24:16,829 --> 00:24:21,032 That is so, so weird. 472 00:24:21,034 --> 00:24:22,801 I had one until, like, 10 days ago, 473 00:24:22,803 --> 00:24:24,269 but then I had to quit. 474 00:24:24,271 --> 00:24:27,739 My boss turned out to be a convicted sex offender. 475 00:24:27,741 --> 00:24:29,441 That's terrible. 476 00:24:29,443 --> 00:24:34,079 Well, even more terrible for the gal he sexually offended. 477 00:24:35,182 --> 00:24:36,981 (Laughing): Yeah. 478 00:24:36,983 --> 00:24:38,583 (Chuckling) 479 00:24:39,686 --> 00:24:42,087 I got a new job! 480 00:24:42,089 --> 00:24:44,589 Hey, can I call you back? 481 00:24:44,591 --> 00:24:45,757 That's wonderful. 482 00:24:45,759 --> 00:24:47,292 What is it? I'm a nanny. 483 00:24:47,294 --> 00:24:52,365 I get paid $12 an hour, and I get the use of a car. 484 00:24:53,434 --> 00:24:54,834 A car! I get a Volvo! 485 00:24:54,836 --> 00:24:56,569 I'm getting a Volvo! 486 00:24:56,571 --> 00:24:57,737 What? 487 00:24:57,739 --> 00:24:59,538 What's with the face? 488 00:24:59,540 --> 00:25:01,907 Well, did you tell him you have no experience? 489 00:25:01,909 --> 00:25:03,476 Of course not. 490 00:25:03,478 --> 00:25:04,844 Honey. What? 491 00:25:04,846 --> 00:25:06,212 What? What?! 492 00:25:06,214 --> 00:25:09,515 Why are you so fucking negative?! 493 00:25:29,938 --> 00:25:31,938 Catherine. Katie. 494 00:25:31,940 --> 00:25:34,908 Oh, my God, you are so cute and tiny. 495 00:25:34,910 --> 00:25:37,077 Come in. I'm Margaret Spooner. 496 00:25:37,079 --> 00:25:39,913 It is a pleasure to meet you. 497 00:25:39,915 --> 00:25:41,615 You are a godsend. 498 00:25:41,617 --> 00:25:43,050 Oh, cool. 499 00:25:43,052 --> 00:25:45,586 You have no idea. I'll show you around. 500 00:25:45,588 --> 00:25:46,788 This house is amazing. 501 00:25:46,790 --> 00:25:49,390 Oh, thank you. I'm an interior designer, 502 00:25:49,392 --> 00:25:51,259 so love it. 503 00:25:51,261 --> 00:25:53,628 You just missed Paul. He works for a big hedge fund, 504 00:25:53,630 --> 00:25:57,365 so he travels all the time, but he'll be back on Friday. 505 00:25:57,367 --> 00:26:01,602 So Paul said that you have some experience with newborns. 506 00:26:01,604 --> 00:26:04,939 Oh, not much, but yeah. 507 00:26:04,941 --> 00:26:08,576 Well, I had zero when Kyle was born. 508 00:26:08,578 --> 00:26:09,912 Okay, you smell that? 509 00:26:09,914 --> 00:26:11,613 That is newborn poop. 510 00:26:11,615 --> 00:26:16,385 Kind of like butter popcorn when they're nursing, which Kyle is. 511 00:26:17,188 --> 00:26:18,720 Go ahead. Your first lesson. 512 00:26:18,722 --> 00:26:20,522 Pick him up. 513 00:26:20,524 --> 00:26:21,523 Really? Yeah. 514 00:26:21,525 --> 00:26:23,459 Just make sure you cradle his head. 515 00:26:27,631 --> 00:26:29,331 That's it. 516 00:26:31,368 --> 00:26:33,068 You got it. 517 00:26:33,070 --> 00:26:34,536 (Sighing) 518 00:26:36,842 --> 00:26:38,475 Hi. 519 00:26:39,711 --> 00:26:41,544 He likes you. 520 00:26:41,546 --> 00:26:43,480 KATIE, NARRATING: Stop being mad at me for not posting. 521 00:26:43,482 --> 00:26:47,584 I had a very busy week learning how to take care of a baby. 522 00:26:48,920 --> 00:26:50,653 (Typing) 523 00:27:05,137 --> 00:27:06,937 KATIE: Hey! 524 00:27:06,939 --> 00:27:10,007 Hey, super nanny Katherine Kampenfelt. 525 00:27:10,009 --> 00:27:11,275 (Laughing): How was your flight? 526 00:27:11,277 --> 00:27:13,544 It was interminable. Where's Maggie? 527 00:27:13,546 --> 00:27:15,012 Feeding Kyle. 528 00:27:15,014 --> 00:27:16,894 Come on, let's get reacquainted. 529 00:27:20,152 --> 00:27:23,053 So tell me everything. How was your first week? 530 00:27:23,055 --> 00:27:24,388 It was awesome. Hmm. 531 00:27:24,390 --> 00:27:26,724 Margaret is such a great teacher. 532 00:27:26,726 --> 00:27:28,459 Kyle is such a good baby. 533 00:27:28,461 --> 00:27:30,462 Way more mature than my boyfriend. 534 00:27:30,464 --> 00:27:31,730 (Laughing) 535 00:27:31,732 --> 00:27:34,199 I can't tell you how relieved I am this worked out. 536 00:27:34,201 --> 00:27:37,102 Remember how much fun we had at our interview? 537 00:27:38,071 --> 00:27:40,605 Honestly, not really. 538 00:27:40,607 --> 00:27:43,208 I thought Tufts was just my safety school. 539 00:27:43,210 --> 00:27:45,677 Well, that explains why you were so cocky. 540 00:27:45,679 --> 00:27:47,279 Hey. 541 00:27:47,281 --> 00:27:48,914 Hi, sweetie. Hi. 542 00:27:48,916 --> 00:27:51,016 Ow. Oh, sorry. 543 00:27:51,018 --> 00:27:53,084 Your pay. 544 00:27:53,086 --> 00:27:55,587 Yeah, but it's only 3:15. 545 00:27:55,589 --> 00:27:58,124 Oh, um, okay. 546 00:27:58,126 --> 00:28:00,459 Well, I'll see you guys Monday. 547 00:28:00,461 --> 00:28:03,563 MARGARET: Remember when my ass looked like that? 548 00:28:04,899 --> 00:28:06,532 Bye. 549 00:28:08,636 --> 00:28:10,836 KATIE, NARRATING: Last night was the fifth Friday in a row 550 00:28:10,838 --> 00:28:13,172 that Dan didn't call me. 551 00:28:13,174 --> 00:28:15,141 And since I'm not allowed to call, 552 00:28:15,143 --> 00:28:17,343 text or even e-mail him, 553 00:28:17,345 --> 00:28:19,612 there's nothing I can do. 554 00:28:24,385 --> 00:28:26,687 My grandmother once told me, 555 00:28:26,689 --> 00:28:28,755 "Never make a big decision while you're bleeding, 556 00:28:28,757 --> 00:28:31,358 because there's a pretty good chance you're nuts." 557 00:28:31,360 --> 00:28:34,261 But I don't care. 558 00:28:38,934 --> 00:28:41,001 I'm tired of waiting. 559 00:28:41,003 --> 00:28:43,337 (Funky upbeat music playing) 560 00:29:09,733 --> 00:29:11,165 (Turning music off) 561 00:29:11,167 --> 00:29:12,767 Hi. Hey. 562 00:29:12,769 --> 00:29:15,136 I have an evil scheme. 563 00:29:15,138 --> 00:29:16,437 My favourite kind. 564 00:29:16,439 --> 00:29:18,906 (Phone line ringing) 565 00:29:18,908 --> 00:29:21,577 Oh, God, please answer the phone. 566 00:29:21,579 --> 00:29:24,179 I did not know you were religious. 567 00:29:24,181 --> 00:29:25,948 Only when I'm jonesing for a bonesing. 568 00:29:25,950 --> 00:29:27,416 WOMAN, OVER PHONE: Hello? 569 00:29:27,418 --> 00:29:29,385 (Speaking Spanish) 570 00:29:33,391 --> 00:29:35,190 Wrong number. 571 00:29:35,192 --> 00:29:37,526 (Laughing): Okay, what did you just say? 572 00:29:37,528 --> 00:29:39,294 "Where's the clog that we ate yesterday 573 00:29:39,296 --> 00:29:42,464 at the beauty parlour train station bathroom?" 574 00:29:42,466 --> 00:29:43,832 Genius. Yeah. 575 00:29:43,834 --> 00:29:45,668 Okay, wrong numbers always come in twos, right? 576 00:29:45,670 --> 00:29:46,870 Right. 577 00:29:46,872 --> 00:29:48,371 I have one more chance. Maybe he'll answer. 578 00:29:48,373 --> 00:29:50,040 Why does he let her answer the phone? 579 00:29:50,042 --> 00:29:52,308 She grabs it. She's this crazy, jealous French bitch from hell. 580 00:29:52,310 --> 00:29:54,477 That's why I can't contact him. 581 00:29:54,479 --> 00:29:56,079 (Phone line ringing) 582 00:29:56,081 --> 00:29:57,881 DAN, OVER PHONE: Hello? 583 00:29:57,883 --> 00:29:59,949 Hey, it's me. Call me when you get this. It's really important. 584 00:29:59,951 --> 00:30:01,117 Okay, bye. Aah! 585 00:30:01,119 --> 00:30:02,799 Got it! (Laughing) 586 00:30:04,423 --> 00:30:06,063 (Sighing) Okay. 587 00:30:08,026 --> 00:30:09,492 Want to watch some porn? 588 00:30:12,030 --> 00:30:13,998 Bye, Jadey. 589 00:30:15,468 --> 00:30:17,301 (Cell phone vibrating) 590 00:30:21,974 --> 00:30:23,474 (Sighing) 591 00:30:29,816 --> 00:30:31,582 (Cell phone vibrating) 592 00:30:34,554 --> 00:30:36,320 Please don't be mad at me. 593 00:30:36,322 --> 00:30:38,022 DAN: I'm not. 594 00:30:38,024 --> 00:30:40,525 Martine just ran out to buy cigarettes. What's up? 595 00:30:45,799 --> 00:30:47,866 I got a car. 596 00:30:47,868 --> 00:30:49,735 A Volvo. 597 00:30:53,574 --> 00:30:55,640 Hello? 598 00:30:57,144 --> 00:30:58,677 Yeah. 599 00:30:59,913 --> 00:31:02,547 I can come see you whenever you want me to. 600 00:31:12,861 --> 00:31:15,495 Remember what I did last time? 601 00:31:18,032 --> 00:31:19,432 How I touched you? 602 00:31:19,434 --> 00:31:21,367 (Sighing) 603 00:31:27,008 --> 00:31:29,442 I want to do it again. 604 00:31:29,444 --> 00:31:33,513 But this time with my mouth. 605 00:31:36,118 --> 00:31:37,651 Let me. 606 00:31:38,821 --> 00:31:40,354 Please. 607 00:31:41,824 --> 00:31:45,058 Wednesday, I'll text you the address. 608 00:31:50,466 --> 00:31:51,965 KATIE, NARRATING: Paul made a ton of money today 609 00:31:51,967 --> 00:31:54,601 because he predicted a stock would tank. 610 00:31:54,603 --> 00:31:58,839 He brought home Belgium chocolates and champagne. 611 00:32:03,013 --> 00:32:06,080 All day I was so excited about my date with Dan 612 00:32:06,082 --> 00:32:09,017 my heart felt like it was going to explode. 613 00:32:09,019 --> 00:32:11,419 I loved the whole world. 614 00:32:12,622 --> 00:32:14,522 ♪ You're calling me on my phone ♪ 615 00:32:14,524 --> 00:32:17,692 ♪ It's 2:00 in the morning ♪ 616 00:32:20,931 --> 00:32:22,864 ♪ Boy, you just ain't the type ♪ 617 00:32:22,866 --> 00:32:24,833 ♪ That a girl gonna hit once or twice ♪ 618 00:32:24,835 --> 00:32:27,735 ♪ Gonna send you on a slow jam ♪ 619 00:32:31,776 --> 00:32:34,109 - DAN: We need protection. - KATIE: No. No, we don't. 620 00:32:34,111 --> 00:32:36,512 Are you sure? 621 00:32:50,428 --> 00:32:52,061 (Panting) 622 00:32:54,332 --> 00:32:56,833 (Children laughing) 623 00:32:59,271 --> 00:33:00,871 (Bird hooting) 624 00:33:08,580 --> 00:33:10,146 GIRL: Daddy! 625 00:33:10,148 --> 00:33:11,615 (Sighing) 626 00:33:20,692 --> 00:33:23,427 Cigarettes? Since when? 627 00:33:24,764 --> 00:33:26,163 Yeah. 628 00:33:27,333 --> 00:33:29,000 It was a mistake. 629 00:33:29,002 --> 00:33:30,968 Oh, come on. One's not going to kill you. 630 00:33:30,970 --> 00:33:33,838 No, I meant that. 631 00:33:34,874 --> 00:33:36,707 Well, my period just ended. 632 00:33:36,709 --> 00:33:39,510 That's not what I meant. 633 00:33:40,480 --> 00:33:41,812 Is it my age? 634 00:33:41,814 --> 00:33:44,582 You know my birthday's at midnight. 635 00:33:51,258 --> 00:33:53,091 Here's the thing. 636 00:33:54,528 --> 00:33:56,929 I care about you a lot, 637 00:33:56,931 --> 00:33:58,664 but... Okay before you dump me, 638 00:33:58,666 --> 00:34:00,666 let me say something. 639 00:34:00,668 --> 00:34:03,802 Martine treats you like shit 640 00:34:03,804 --> 00:34:05,437 and I think you should dump her 641 00:34:05,439 --> 00:34:07,005 and go out with me instead. 642 00:34:07,007 --> 00:34:08,874 Now I know my age freaks you out, 643 00:34:08,876 --> 00:34:11,343 but we can do it in a really cool, healthy way. 644 00:34:11,345 --> 00:34:12,978 I promise. 645 00:34:12,980 --> 00:34:14,947 I wouldn't have to meet any of your friends, 646 00:34:14,949 --> 00:34:17,416 and I wouldn't make you meet my mom. 647 00:34:17,418 --> 00:34:19,752 We could keep the whole thing a secret. 648 00:34:19,754 --> 00:34:21,754 It would just be us right here, 649 00:34:21,756 --> 00:34:24,490 making love and watching art films. 650 00:34:24,492 --> 00:34:27,293 And then when I go away to college, 651 00:34:27,295 --> 00:34:29,829 we break up really maturely. 652 00:34:30,865 --> 00:34:33,599 Stay friends forever. It's perfect. 653 00:34:33,601 --> 00:34:35,101 (Sighing) 654 00:34:35,103 --> 00:34:37,170 It would be. 655 00:34:38,506 --> 00:34:39,906 Is that a yes? 656 00:34:42,610 --> 00:34:44,277 I can't. 657 00:34:47,917 --> 00:34:49,216 Why? 658 00:34:50,519 --> 00:34:51,785 Martine and I are engaged. 659 00:34:51,787 --> 00:34:54,922 Since the middle of October. 660 00:35:00,062 --> 00:35:03,664 What do you have with her that you don't have with me? 661 00:35:03,666 --> 00:35:05,232 (Sighing): Katie... 662 00:35:05,234 --> 00:35:06,500 Answer the fucking question. 663 00:35:06,502 --> 00:35:07,701 There are just... 664 00:35:07,703 --> 00:35:09,436 There are things that... That people 665 00:35:09,438 --> 00:35:11,271 close to each other in age share. 666 00:35:11,273 --> 00:35:12,640 Like what? Martine and I 667 00:35:12,642 --> 00:35:14,542 are intellectually compatible. 668 00:35:21,351 --> 00:35:24,319 KATIE: Why did you have to fuck me before you told me the truth? 669 00:35:24,321 --> 00:35:26,654 You're such a liar! 670 00:35:36,299 --> 00:35:38,166 So is that why you moved? 671 00:35:39,404 --> 00:35:41,570 So you could live together? 672 00:35:43,307 --> 00:35:44,774 She lives here? 673 00:36:05,430 --> 00:36:06,663 RORY: Where were you? 674 00:36:06,665 --> 00:36:08,265 What happened to your study group? 675 00:36:08,267 --> 00:36:10,333 It ended an hour ago. Where were you? 676 00:36:10,335 --> 00:36:11,501 A movie! 677 00:36:11,503 --> 00:36:13,003 Is everything all right? 678 00:36:13,005 --> 00:36:15,272 Have you been crying? 679 00:36:17,709 --> 00:36:19,810 CAROLINE: Rory, come down. 680 00:36:19,812 --> 00:36:21,378 What did you see? 681 00:36:21,380 --> 00:36:22,546 What? 682 00:36:22,548 --> 00:36:24,481 The name of the movie, what was it? 683 00:36:24,483 --> 00:36:27,284 Sex With a Paranoid Guy. It was a comedy. 684 00:36:27,286 --> 00:36:29,152 Now go home, you freak. 685 00:36:29,154 --> 00:36:30,620 Where were you? 686 00:36:30,622 --> 00:36:32,222 Fuck you! 687 00:36:32,224 --> 00:36:33,891 (Grunting) 688 00:36:33,893 --> 00:36:35,359 CAROLINE: Are you okay? 689 00:36:35,361 --> 00:36:36,561 He was older. 690 00:36:36,563 --> 00:36:38,029 He's a 32-year-old guy, 691 00:36:38,031 --> 00:36:40,331 and I'm madly in love with him, okay?! 692 00:36:40,333 --> 00:36:42,333 Did you have sex with him? 693 00:36:46,673 --> 00:36:48,840 You did. 694 00:36:50,777 --> 00:36:52,577 (Grunting) 695 00:36:52,579 --> 00:36:54,745 Hey, hey, hey! 696 00:36:54,747 --> 00:36:56,147 Never hit a girl! 697 00:36:56,149 --> 00:36:58,282 Never hit a girl! Get the hell out of here! 698 00:36:58,284 --> 00:37:01,153 Get out of here! You want to go to jail?! 699 00:37:03,157 --> 00:37:04,389 (Door closing) 700 00:37:04,391 --> 00:37:05,924 (Breathing heavily) 701 00:37:05,926 --> 00:37:07,926 You want to tell me what that was about? 702 00:37:09,763 --> 00:37:13,298 Just go, please. 703 00:37:13,300 --> 00:37:16,368 Okay, okay, okay, okay. 704 00:37:19,073 --> 00:37:20,405 Mark... 705 00:37:24,712 --> 00:37:26,145 thanks. 706 00:37:32,020 --> 00:37:35,889 KATIE: Turns out they were engaged the whole time. 707 00:37:35,891 --> 00:37:38,324 They moved in together. 708 00:37:40,328 --> 00:37:42,128 I'm such a retard. 709 00:37:42,130 --> 00:37:44,230 Oh, sweetheart, 710 00:37:44,232 --> 00:37:46,332 I wish you would have told me about it sooner. 711 00:37:46,334 --> 00:37:47,534 I could have warned you. 712 00:37:47,536 --> 00:37:48,868 Never get mixed up with someone 713 00:37:48,870 --> 00:37:51,371 if there's a third party involved. 714 00:37:51,373 --> 00:37:53,306 You almost always lose. 715 00:37:54,844 --> 00:37:56,410 You didn't sleep with him, did you? 716 00:37:56,412 --> 00:37:57,545 Of course not. 717 00:37:57,547 --> 00:37:59,713 I'm sorry. Had to ask. 718 00:38:04,153 --> 00:38:06,854 Aren't you going to wish me a happy birthday? 719 00:38:06,856 --> 00:38:09,890 Oh, sweetie, I'm so sorry. 720 00:38:11,394 --> 00:38:13,127 Happy birthday. 721 00:38:15,898 --> 00:38:19,166 So, what do you want to do to celebrate? 722 00:38:20,336 --> 00:38:22,404 I don't know. 723 00:38:22,406 --> 00:38:25,774 KATIE, NARRATING: Thank God my name's not really Katie 724 00:38:25,776 --> 00:38:29,244 and I'm 100% invisible to the world, 725 00:38:29,246 --> 00:38:32,747 or I'd be so humiliated by my life right now 726 00:38:32,749 --> 00:38:35,250 I'd probably kill myself. 727 00:38:40,090 --> 00:38:42,557 Do you stay friends with your exes? 728 00:38:42,559 --> 00:38:45,760 Only if they can handle us being platonic. 729 00:38:45,762 --> 00:38:47,896 Hasn't happened yet. 730 00:38:47,898 --> 00:38:50,099 Do you pee in swimming pools? 731 00:38:50,101 --> 00:38:52,702 That's the only place. 732 00:38:52,704 --> 00:38:55,705 What's your favourite thing in your bedroom? 733 00:38:55,707 --> 00:38:57,573 My heart. 734 00:38:57,575 --> 00:39:01,377 What's your least favorite thing in your bedroom? 735 00:39:01,379 --> 00:39:03,045 My heart. 736 00:39:04,349 --> 00:39:06,849 What are you listening to these days? 737 00:39:06,851 --> 00:39:10,186 A voice in my head telling me that something wonderful 738 00:39:10,188 --> 00:39:12,288 is going to happen any minute. 739 00:39:12,290 --> 00:39:13,723 It just has to. 740 00:39:13,725 --> 00:39:16,193 MARGARET: I know the prices are outrageous, 741 00:39:16,195 --> 00:39:17,794 but you just can't beat the organic produce. 742 00:39:17,796 --> 00:39:20,330 Absolutely. The meats are to die for. Oh, I know. 743 00:39:20,332 --> 00:39:22,032 The other day I got a leg of lamb. 744 00:39:22,034 --> 00:39:23,734 I'm telling you it was this big. 745 00:39:23,736 --> 00:39:25,335 Hang on one second. Is he down? 746 00:39:25,337 --> 00:39:26,536 Yup, boom. 747 00:39:26,538 --> 00:39:27,738 Oh, good. 748 00:39:27,740 --> 00:39:30,007 Did I mention you look adorable? 749 00:39:30,009 --> 00:39:31,575 Oh, well, I don't feel it. 750 00:39:31,577 --> 00:39:33,910 Barely got two hours of sleep last night. 751 00:39:33,912 --> 00:39:36,580 Excitement about Santa's arrival, or boy trouble? 752 00:39:36,582 --> 00:39:38,081 KATIE: Boy trouble. 753 00:39:38,083 --> 00:39:39,683 Well, good riddance, whoever he is. 754 00:39:39,685 --> 00:39:40,817 You can do better. 755 00:39:40,819 --> 00:39:42,052 Couldn't do worse. 756 00:39:42,054 --> 00:39:43,521 I have a nephew. Oh. 757 00:39:45,091 --> 00:39:47,625 - Onwards and upwards. - KATIE: Cheers. 758 00:39:47,627 --> 00:39:49,827 I thought we were the bad guys. 759 00:39:49,829 --> 00:39:51,796 MAN: Well, no, no, no. 760 00:39:51,798 --> 00:39:53,031 People are people. 761 00:39:53,033 --> 00:39:55,533 You know, red, white, purple. 762 00:39:55,535 --> 00:39:57,368 We're all shit. 763 00:39:57,370 --> 00:40:00,538 You know what else the Apache enjoyed? 764 00:40:00,540 --> 00:40:02,407 Sodomy. 765 00:40:03,710 --> 00:40:06,444 Most of Custer's seventh brigade, 766 00:40:06,446 --> 00:40:10,549 second cavalry, they were found buck naked, 767 00:40:10,551 --> 00:40:12,918 all torn up inside. 768 00:40:12,920 --> 00:40:15,721 Well, Ollie, listen, it's been a riot. 769 00:40:15,723 --> 00:40:18,324 Cornflower blue. 770 00:40:18,326 --> 00:40:21,427 You're a real blond, aren't you? 771 00:40:21,429 --> 00:40:22,995 Oh, yeah. 772 00:40:22,997 --> 00:40:25,130 You're real naughty too. 773 00:40:25,132 --> 00:40:27,099 Not tonight. Not... Not... 774 00:40:27,101 --> 00:40:29,368 Not feeling it tonight, turtleneck, okay? 775 00:40:29,370 --> 00:40:31,270 Now let me go before I scream. 776 00:40:31,272 --> 00:40:33,772 (Laughing): Whoa! 777 00:40:33,774 --> 00:40:35,341 (Imitating Indian war whoop) 778 00:40:39,181 --> 00:40:41,214 PAUL: You better slow down there. 779 00:40:41,216 --> 00:40:42,882 That stuff will kill you. 780 00:40:42,884 --> 00:40:44,517 I still have to drive home. 781 00:40:44,519 --> 00:40:45,819 You having fun? 782 00:40:45,821 --> 00:40:48,341 At my own party? Not a chance. 783 00:40:53,495 --> 00:40:55,295 We've got to stop meeting like this. 784 00:40:55,297 --> 00:40:57,230 Maggie will get suspicious. 785 00:40:57,232 --> 00:40:58,932 Really? 786 00:41:11,781 --> 00:41:14,915 ♪ Snow is falling ♪ 787 00:41:14,917 --> 00:41:18,652 ♪ Do you hear those winter bells ringing ♪ 788 00:41:18,654 --> 00:41:21,389 ♪ In this winter storm? ♪ 789 00:41:21,391 --> 00:41:23,824 JOEL, OVER ANSWERING MACHINE: Hey, uh, Merry Christmas Eve. 790 00:41:23,826 --> 00:41:25,626 It's Joel again. 791 00:41:25,628 --> 00:41:27,128 You never call me back, 792 00:41:27,130 --> 00:41:28,796 so I assume you're either really busy 793 00:41:28,798 --> 00:41:30,865 or you hate Jews. 794 00:41:30,867 --> 00:41:32,367 (Laughing) 795 00:41:32,369 --> 00:41:34,970 So here's why I keep calling. 796 00:41:34,972 --> 00:41:36,471 The third week of school 797 00:41:36,473 --> 00:41:38,507 I tried to jump out of a dorm window. 798 00:41:38,509 --> 00:41:41,643 And I remember you spent some time at a mental hospital, 799 00:41:41,645 --> 00:41:43,678 and I thought you might be able to relate 800 00:41:43,680 --> 00:41:45,781 to what I'm going through, and then we could be friends. 801 00:41:45,783 --> 00:41:47,416 My bad. 802 00:41:48,685 --> 00:41:51,953 ♪ Take it in, take it in ♪ 803 00:41:51,955 --> 00:41:56,324 ♪ And sing your Christmas song ♪ 804 00:41:59,864 --> 00:42:02,498 ♪ The world is changing ♪ 805 00:42:02,500 --> 00:42:06,469 ♪ Everything is painted white and red ♪ 806 00:42:06,471 --> 00:42:08,638 ♪ And gold ♪ 807 00:42:10,041 --> 00:42:12,341 ♪ The stars are dangling... ♪ 808 00:42:17,882 --> 00:42:20,016 Oh. 809 00:42:24,856 --> 00:42:26,757 (Sniffing) 810 00:42:26,759 --> 00:42:28,826 Thank you so much. 811 00:42:28,828 --> 00:42:30,394 You're welcome. 812 00:42:32,364 --> 00:42:33,730 Oh, Dad. 813 00:42:35,267 --> 00:42:37,601 What did I do to deserve this? 814 00:42:37,603 --> 00:42:39,436 You knocked up Mom. 815 00:42:43,609 --> 00:42:45,676 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. 816 00:42:45,678 --> 00:42:49,379 Oh, these will keep my nuts warm. 817 00:42:51,484 --> 00:42:53,150 Thank you, kid. 818 00:43:06,166 --> 00:43:08,046 How was dinner with your family? 819 00:43:09,069 --> 00:43:10,735 Oh, thank you for asking. 820 00:43:10,737 --> 00:43:12,170 My... 821 00:43:12,172 --> 00:43:14,405 Don't ever spend Christmas Eve with old Hindus. 822 00:43:16,276 --> 00:43:18,576 It was like Gunga Din meets the Brothers Grimm. 823 00:43:18,578 --> 00:43:20,679 I couldn't get out of there fast enough. 824 00:43:20,681 --> 00:43:22,615 (Doug chuckling) 825 00:43:22,617 --> 00:43:24,650 Oh, here. 826 00:43:25,920 --> 00:43:28,387 I know what my baby girl likes. 827 00:43:38,466 --> 00:43:40,533 Thanks. 828 00:43:40,535 --> 00:43:42,735 It's beautiful. 829 00:43:50,078 --> 00:43:52,445 DOUG: I used to be your hero. 830 00:43:56,785 --> 00:43:59,052 Bet you don't even remember that, do you? 831 00:43:59,054 --> 00:44:01,021 Not really. 832 00:44:01,023 --> 00:44:05,792 I used to come home from work, you'd just go crazy. 833 00:44:07,462 --> 00:44:11,565 You'd grab my hand, show me your latest Barbie or whatever. 834 00:44:14,403 --> 00:44:16,837 Then the witch kicked me out. 835 00:44:16,839 --> 00:44:20,041 Right before Christmas, too. 836 00:44:20,043 --> 00:44:24,445 You latched on like a goddamn pit bull. 837 00:44:25,982 --> 00:44:27,815 Wouldn't let go. 838 00:44:27,817 --> 00:44:29,317 Seriously? 839 00:44:30,820 --> 00:44:32,887 Screaming your lungs out. 840 00:44:37,760 --> 00:44:40,795 I can't believe I don't remember that. 841 00:44:45,736 --> 00:44:47,002 (Turning TV on) 842 00:44:47,004 --> 00:44:48,737 CROWD, OVER TV: Happy New Year! 843 00:44:48,739 --> 00:44:50,739 KATIE, NARRATING: Right after Rory and I broke up, 844 00:44:50,741 --> 00:44:52,908 Jade found a new boyfriend. 845 00:44:52,910 --> 00:44:55,143 I had no one to celebrate with last night. 846 00:44:55,145 --> 00:44:56,311 (Knocking on door) 847 00:44:56,313 --> 00:44:58,146 CAROLINE: Honey? It's me. 848 00:44:58,148 --> 00:44:59,648 Come in. 849 00:45:08,626 --> 00:45:10,393 Oh, God. 850 00:45:10,395 --> 00:45:11,894 Dad's dead? 851 00:45:17,168 --> 00:45:18,635 Oh, my God! 852 00:45:18,637 --> 00:45:20,637 Congratulations! 853 00:45:22,173 --> 00:45:26,442 I don't even know what to say. 854 00:45:26,444 --> 00:45:28,611 She's marrying the moustache. 855 00:45:28,613 --> 00:45:30,813 RORY, OVER PHONE: Oh, no! 856 00:45:30,815 --> 00:45:33,182 I knew you'd understand. 857 00:45:33,184 --> 00:45:35,918 Come over, please. 858 00:45:37,256 --> 00:45:39,657 Uh... 859 00:45:39,659 --> 00:45:41,125 first I, uh, 860 00:45:41,127 --> 00:45:43,060 I got to tell you something. 861 00:45:43,062 --> 00:45:44,695 (Whispering): Shit. 862 00:45:45,631 --> 00:45:47,432 (In normal voice): Hold on. 863 00:45:57,009 --> 00:45:59,076 Okay, what? 864 00:45:59,078 --> 00:46:01,879 Okay, um... 865 00:46:01,881 --> 00:46:06,551 so the night we broke up I took two sleeping pills. 866 00:46:06,553 --> 00:46:11,456 And Jade was over trolling on 4chan with my roommates. 867 00:46:13,126 --> 00:46:15,193 So, any resolutions? 868 00:46:15,195 --> 00:46:18,763 Well, I found out my boyfriend's boning my best friend. 869 00:46:18,765 --> 00:46:21,299 I thought you and your boyfriend broke up. 870 00:46:21,301 --> 00:46:24,035 We did. Now it's permanent. 871 00:46:24,037 --> 00:46:26,671 I'm never going to speak to either of them again. 872 00:46:26,673 --> 00:46:28,073 Smart choice. 873 00:46:28,075 --> 00:46:29,407 What about you? 874 00:46:29,409 --> 00:46:32,545 I am going back to work part-time. 875 00:46:32,547 --> 00:46:34,680 Wow, really? So soon? 876 00:46:34,682 --> 00:46:36,348 Yeah, well, I feel great. 877 00:46:36,350 --> 00:46:38,918 You know, I got my body back. Why not? 878 00:46:38,920 --> 00:46:41,287 Paul's pissed. 879 00:46:41,289 --> 00:46:43,089 If he had his way I'd stay home forever 880 00:46:43,091 --> 00:46:44,623 and be a broodmare. 881 00:46:44,625 --> 00:46:47,293 Do you know what that is? 882 00:46:47,295 --> 00:46:49,228 Like a sad horse. 883 00:46:49,230 --> 00:46:50,529 Close, yeah. 884 00:46:50,531 --> 00:46:52,732 One that does nothing but give birth. 885 00:46:54,302 --> 00:46:56,502 Do you want to have more kids? 886 00:46:56,504 --> 00:46:57,670 No. 887 00:47:03,112 --> 00:47:04,911 (Cell phone vibrating) 888 00:47:09,752 --> 00:47:12,452 (Laughing) 889 00:47:12,454 --> 00:47:14,521 (Indistinct chattering) 890 00:47:26,269 --> 00:47:27,735 How's it going? 891 00:47:27,737 --> 00:47:30,138 Wow, you're even prettier than I remember. 892 00:47:30,140 --> 00:47:31,739 And you're just as sweet. 893 00:47:31,741 --> 00:47:33,107 Um... 894 00:47:33,109 --> 00:47:36,077 I can't believe you finally decided to hang out with me. 895 00:47:36,079 --> 00:47:39,046 I hope I don't destroy your social standing. 896 00:47:39,048 --> 00:47:41,082 Stop it. 897 00:47:42,352 --> 00:47:44,318 What made you finally call me back? 898 00:47:44,320 --> 00:47:46,687 Your text made me laugh. 899 00:47:48,324 --> 00:47:50,091 Hey, you're legal, right? 900 00:47:50,093 --> 00:47:51,726 Yeah. You should order wine. 901 00:47:51,728 --> 00:47:53,862 They won't card me here if you do it. 902 00:48:02,473 --> 00:48:05,641 So anyway, long story short, 903 00:48:05,643 --> 00:48:08,177 they've been fucking ever since. 904 00:48:08,179 --> 00:48:10,379 What a roll you're on. 905 00:48:10,381 --> 00:48:14,516 I know. I have the worst luck with guys. 906 00:48:14,518 --> 00:48:16,718 Yeah, I would say the worst taste. 907 00:48:16,720 --> 00:48:19,389 I mean, you're the one who picks them, right? 908 00:48:19,391 --> 00:48:20,890 Yeah. 909 00:48:20,892 --> 00:48:23,459 Anyway, it seems like your problems go way beyond guys. 910 00:48:23,461 --> 00:48:25,295 I mean, you're confused about a lot. 911 00:48:25,297 --> 00:48:27,130 Well, who isn't at our age? 912 00:48:27,132 --> 00:48:29,465 And that's why the most important thing 913 00:48:29,467 --> 00:48:31,801 is to develop self-awareness. 914 00:48:31,803 --> 00:48:33,970 I'm pretty much the most fucked-up person I know, 915 00:48:33,972 --> 00:48:37,941 and I'm working really hard to understand myself. 916 00:48:39,377 --> 00:48:41,110 Are you? 917 00:48:41,112 --> 00:48:44,547 Working really hard to understand you? 918 00:48:44,549 --> 00:48:46,249 Not really. 919 00:48:46,251 --> 00:48:48,619 (Both laughing) (Footsteps approaching) 920 00:48:48,621 --> 00:48:50,981 WAITER: When you're ready. 921 00:49:01,200 --> 00:49:02,867 Right. 922 00:49:04,937 --> 00:49:06,904 (Vibrating) 923 00:49:15,883 --> 00:49:18,917 - Hello? - (Woman sobbing over phone) 924 00:49:20,087 --> 00:49:22,787 Who is this? Affie? 925 00:49:23,857 --> 00:49:26,491 What is it? Is it my dad? 926 00:49:26,493 --> 00:49:28,493 Affie, what's wrong?! 927 00:49:28,495 --> 00:49:30,815 DOCTOR: You can see him now. 928 00:49:32,499 --> 00:49:34,165 KATIE, NARRATING: When he fell, 929 00:49:34,167 --> 00:49:37,002 an artery in the sac around his brain ripped open. 930 00:49:37,004 --> 00:49:39,204 They fixed it and stopped the bleeding, 931 00:49:39,206 --> 00:49:42,708 but now all they can do is wait and see. 932 00:49:52,854 --> 00:49:54,954 (Machinery hissing and beeping) 933 00:50:08,237 --> 00:50:09,836 (Sniffling) 934 00:50:27,022 --> 00:50:28,922 (Typing) 935 00:50:51,581 --> 00:50:54,415 I used to pour my dad his beers for him. 936 00:50:54,417 --> 00:50:59,087 Even though I get how sad and inappropriate that is, 937 00:50:59,089 --> 00:51:01,756 at the time it made me feel really special. 938 00:51:03,961 --> 00:51:05,561 And I'm still an expert at pouring beer 939 00:51:05,563 --> 00:51:08,564 so that the foam doesn't spill over. 940 00:51:12,303 --> 00:51:14,670 Oh, uh, one more... 941 00:51:14,672 --> 00:51:16,238 One more thing. 942 00:51:16,240 --> 00:51:19,308 My dad and I, we used to play this game together 943 00:51:19,310 --> 00:51:21,143 when we were watching TV, 944 00:51:21,145 --> 00:51:25,481 and I would ask him if I could have some of his beer. 945 00:51:25,483 --> 00:51:27,716 So he would reach over to grab his mug, 946 00:51:27,718 --> 00:51:31,121 and when he did I would flop my mouth down 947 00:51:31,123 --> 00:51:33,256 on his beer belly and... 948 00:51:33,258 --> 00:51:36,159 (Lips sputtering) 949 00:51:39,431 --> 00:51:43,199 And he would get all mad, like I had tricked him. 950 00:51:43,201 --> 00:51:44,968 And... 951 00:51:44,970 --> 00:51:48,071 I would just laugh my head off. 952 00:52:09,262 --> 00:52:11,362 (Knocking) 953 00:52:17,370 --> 00:52:18,903 Yes. 954 00:52:21,240 --> 00:52:22,773 Hi, my name's Amy Graham. 955 00:52:22,775 --> 00:52:25,410 I'm a student of Professor Gallo's. 956 00:52:25,412 --> 00:52:27,479 I hate bothering him at home, 957 00:52:27,481 --> 00:52:29,514 but it's really, really important, 958 00:52:29,516 --> 00:52:31,049 and I lost his phone number. 959 00:52:31,051 --> 00:52:33,611 Oh, I'm sorry. He's not home. 960 00:52:35,389 --> 00:52:38,356 Darn it. Okay, okay. 961 00:52:38,358 --> 00:52:39,791 Uh... 962 00:52:39,793 --> 00:52:42,561 But I'll be happy to give him a message. 963 00:52:42,563 --> 00:52:45,063 Will you please tell him there's been a death in my family, 964 00:52:45,065 --> 00:52:47,399 so I can't finish my paper on time. 965 00:52:47,401 --> 00:52:50,202 Which paper? 966 00:52:51,272 --> 00:52:53,272 The one he assigned. 967 00:52:54,843 --> 00:52:57,810 All right. I'm sorry. 968 00:52:57,812 --> 00:53:00,313 I mean, for your loss. 969 00:53:00,315 --> 00:53:01,948 That's okay. 970 00:53:01,950 --> 00:53:03,182 Merci. 971 00:53:03,184 --> 00:53:04,817 Bye. 972 00:53:13,128 --> 00:53:14,560 (Sighing) 973 00:53:14,562 --> 00:53:16,229 (Heart beating) 974 00:53:24,440 --> 00:53:26,740 KATIE, NARRATING: During the week of work I missed, 975 00:53:26,742 --> 00:53:28,442 Margaret kept her resolution 976 00:53:28,444 --> 00:53:31,478 and got a job redoing a zillionaire's media room. 977 00:53:31,480 --> 00:53:33,080 For the next month 978 00:53:33,082 --> 00:53:35,849 she'll be working weekdays from 9:00 to 3:00. 979 00:53:39,355 --> 00:53:42,055 So Kyle doesn't get too traumatized by the change, 980 00:53:42,057 --> 00:53:44,925 Paul's going to eat lunch at home every day. 981 00:53:52,068 --> 00:53:55,003 Well, I can't believe how okay you seem. 982 00:53:55,005 --> 00:53:58,006 He had cirrhosis for a long time. 983 00:53:58,008 --> 00:53:59,641 I knew he was going to die. 984 00:53:59,643 --> 00:54:01,276 I was pretty much prepared for it. 985 00:54:01,278 --> 00:54:02,443 (Chuckling) 986 00:54:02,445 --> 00:54:04,925 The arrogance of youth. 987 00:54:05,282 --> 00:54:06,314 Don't say that. 988 00:54:06,316 --> 00:54:09,484 No, no, I mean it as a compliment. 989 00:54:09,486 --> 00:54:12,721 An ironic one, but if young people weren't so arrogant, 990 00:54:12,723 --> 00:54:14,557 they'd really be in trouble. 991 00:54:14,559 --> 00:54:16,592 What do you mean? 992 00:54:16,594 --> 00:54:18,194 Look, life kicks your ass. 993 00:54:18,196 --> 00:54:20,029 If young people knew it, they'd crawl into the basement 994 00:54:20,031 --> 00:54:21,530 with a crack pipe and never come out. 995 00:54:21,532 --> 00:54:26,235 Wouldn't take risks or fight for lost causes, 996 00:54:26,237 --> 00:54:28,478 or even start a career. I mean, why bother, right? 997 00:54:30,942 --> 00:54:33,175 You think you're okay with your dad's death? 998 00:54:33,177 --> 00:54:35,878 Not a chance. It won't even hit you that he's really gone 999 00:54:35,880 --> 00:54:37,446 until you're in your 30's, 1000 00:54:37,448 --> 00:54:40,383 which happens to be the most difficult decade of life. 1001 00:54:40,385 --> 00:54:44,754 That is when the shit really hits the fan. 1002 00:54:46,358 --> 00:54:47,958 (Sighing) 1003 00:54:49,528 --> 00:54:51,428 What are you grinning at? 1004 00:54:51,430 --> 00:54:53,830 You. 1005 00:54:53,832 --> 00:54:55,932 Tell me more. 1006 00:54:57,069 --> 00:54:59,336 I want to know everything. 1007 00:55:01,173 --> 00:55:03,006 MARGARET: Hey, you haven't quit yet. 1008 00:55:03,008 --> 00:55:04,808 - KATIE: Not yet. - MARGARET: See you later. Thanks. 1009 00:55:04,810 --> 00:55:06,510 - KATIE: Yeah! - PAUL: Hey, hey. Hi, sweetie. 1010 00:55:06,512 --> 00:55:09,080 I'll be right back. 1011 00:55:09,082 --> 00:55:11,549 Here's your salary, and a little something extra. 1012 00:55:13,186 --> 00:55:14,652 Thanks. Bye. 1013 00:55:14,654 --> 00:55:16,220 PAUL: Bye. 1014 00:55:27,133 --> 00:55:28,699 PAUL: "Dear Miss Kampenfelt, 1015 00:55:28,701 --> 00:55:30,301 "since you expressed a desire today 1016 00:55:30,303 --> 00:55:32,203 "to learn more about adult life, 1017 00:55:32,205 --> 00:55:34,172 "here are 10 bitter truths for your reading pleasure. 1018 00:55:34,174 --> 00:55:38,110 "Number one: complete honesty is a complete lie. 1019 00:55:38,112 --> 00:55:40,846 "Two, marriage is sacred only to those 1020 00:55:40,848 --> 00:55:42,547 "who have never been married. 1021 00:55:42,549 --> 00:55:45,851 "Three, money is more integral to happiness 1022 00:55:45,853 --> 00:55:47,719 than romantic love." 1023 00:55:47,721 --> 00:55:51,390 KATIE: "Four, every human being is a contradiction. 1024 00:55:51,392 --> 00:55:53,659 "Some hide it better than others. 1025 00:55:53,661 --> 00:55:57,329 "Five, never underestimate the tendency of human beings 1026 00:55:57,331 --> 00:56:00,599 "to act contrary to their own best interests. 1027 00:56:00,601 --> 00:56:03,403 "Six, were it not for the fear of getting caught, 1028 00:56:03,405 --> 00:56:06,472 "most of us would behave like savages. 1029 00:56:06,474 --> 00:56:09,575 "Seven, all sex has consequences, 1030 00:56:09,577 --> 00:56:12,011 most of them dire." 1031 00:56:13,648 --> 00:56:16,316 JOEL: "The older you get, the faster time flies 1032 00:56:16,318 --> 00:56:19,218 "until months pass like days. 1033 00:56:19,220 --> 00:56:22,855 "There's no such thing as living happily ever after. 1034 00:56:22,857 --> 00:56:25,191 Everything gets worse." 1035 00:56:28,631 --> 00:56:30,030 He wants to fuck you. 1036 00:56:30,032 --> 00:56:31,699 (Laughing): He has, like, 1037 00:56:31,701 --> 00:56:35,169 the most perfect, beautiful wife on the planet. 1038 00:56:35,171 --> 00:56:36,804 And that's why it's not going to happen? 1039 00:56:36,806 --> 00:56:38,539 Because he doesn't want to? 1040 00:56:38,541 --> 00:56:39,907 What about you? 1041 00:56:39,909 --> 00:56:41,642 I would never do that. 1042 00:56:41,644 --> 00:56:43,344 You don't know me. 1043 00:56:43,346 --> 00:56:45,112 JOEL: You're self-centered. 1044 00:56:45,114 --> 00:56:47,381 KATIE: Ooh, news flash. 1045 00:56:47,383 --> 00:56:49,950 JOEL: You're promiscuous. 1046 00:56:49,952 --> 00:56:51,752 KATIE: I can't help it. 1047 00:56:51,754 --> 00:56:53,153 It feels good. 1048 00:56:53,155 --> 00:56:55,957 And plus, I owe it to my fans. 1049 00:56:55,959 --> 00:56:58,593 JOEL: You're an incipient alcoholic. 1050 00:56:58,595 --> 00:57:00,235 KATIE: No, I'm not. 1051 00:57:02,232 --> 00:57:04,265 Hey, what does that mean again? 1052 00:57:04,267 --> 00:57:06,534 JOEL: It means you're not an addict yet, but you're well on the way. 1053 00:57:06,536 --> 00:57:08,670 KATIE: Oh, okay. 1054 00:57:11,475 --> 00:57:13,007 JOEL: I want to ask you something, 1055 00:57:13,009 --> 00:57:14,609 KATIE: Mm-hmm. 1056 00:57:14,611 --> 00:57:16,978 JOEL: You don't have to answer, 1057 00:57:16,980 --> 00:57:21,750 but were you molested when you were little? 1058 00:57:21,752 --> 00:57:25,521 Because you remind me of a friend of mine from school. 1059 00:57:25,523 --> 00:57:26,922 She was abused. 1060 00:57:34,999 --> 00:57:37,166 A little. 1061 00:57:39,370 --> 00:57:42,938 I mean, it just depends on... 1062 00:57:47,378 --> 00:57:51,381 The summer before my parents got divorced, I was like 6. 1063 00:57:51,383 --> 00:57:53,216 My dad had disconnected the cable. 1064 00:57:53,218 --> 00:57:54,985 He was going to write this book 1065 00:57:54,987 --> 00:57:58,088 on worst sports injures in history, 1066 00:57:58,090 --> 00:57:59,990 and he didn't want to be distracted. 1067 00:57:59,992 --> 00:58:01,591 That's a good idea for a book. 1068 00:58:01,593 --> 00:58:03,393 Well, he never wrote it. 1069 00:58:03,395 --> 00:58:05,862 Anyway, since we had no TV, 1070 00:58:05,864 --> 00:58:08,398 my mom sent me next door to watch at the Solagee's. 1071 00:58:08,400 --> 00:58:10,834 And Mrs. Solagee would always make me 1072 00:58:10,836 --> 00:58:14,871 these yummy prune Hungarian cookies, 1073 00:58:14,873 --> 00:58:17,542 and I'd get to watch cartoons. 1074 00:58:19,746 --> 00:58:22,280 But then when we were alone, 1075 00:58:22,282 --> 00:58:25,917 Mr. Solagee would put me on his lap, 1076 00:58:25,919 --> 00:58:29,487 and he'd touch me. 1077 00:58:31,558 --> 00:58:34,192 He would squirm around the whole time. 1078 00:58:39,732 --> 00:58:41,165 God. 1079 00:58:42,569 --> 00:58:46,271 You know, it actually felt kind of good. 1080 00:58:58,619 --> 00:59:01,186 My friend Joel thinks I need therapy. 1081 00:59:02,523 --> 00:59:04,289 What do you think? 1082 00:59:04,291 --> 00:59:06,658 He's probably right. 1083 00:59:06,660 --> 00:59:08,494 I agree. 1084 00:59:09,797 --> 00:59:12,065 Surprise, surprise. 1085 00:59:14,135 --> 00:59:16,536 I'll find you someone good. 1086 00:59:16,538 --> 00:59:18,805 A lady, okay? 1087 00:59:24,746 --> 00:59:27,347 KATIE, NARRATING: JulietIsDead wants to know what Joel meant 1088 00:59:27,349 --> 00:59:30,250 when he said I was in a mental hospital. 1089 00:59:32,621 --> 00:59:35,021 When I was 13 I stole a bunch of my mom's Ambiens 1090 00:59:35,023 --> 00:59:37,992 and climbed in the window of a 26-year-old lifeguard 1091 00:59:37,994 --> 00:59:39,760 I had a massive crush on. 1092 00:59:39,762 --> 00:59:43,330 When he told me to go home, I started crying hysterically 1093 00:59:43,332 --> 00:59:45,733 and locked myself in his bathroom. 1094 00:59:48,404 --> 00:59:50,771 They kept me in the psych ward for three days. 1095 00:59:50,773 --> 00:59:54,108 Been pretty much anti-therapy ever since. 1096 00:59:55,311 --> 00:59:56,911 (Doorbell ringing) 1097 00:59:56,913 --> 01:00:00,681 And now I'm thinking that maybe what Mr. Solagee did 1098 01:00:00,683 --> 01:00:03,417 really affected me. 1099 01:00:03,419 --> 01:00:06,288 Maybe that's why I like older guys so much. 1100 01:00:07,658 --> 01:00:11,493 I just always that it was because my dad was such a dick. 1101 01:00:11,495 --> 01:00:13,461 (Laughing) 1102 01:00:13,463 --> 01:00:17,465 I'd like you to write a letter to Mr. Solagee. 1103 01:00:19,403 --> 01:00:22,370 He's really old. He's probably dead. 1104 01:00:23,707 --> 01:00:25,373 It's not for him. 1105 01:00:27,611 --> 01:00:29,344 (Paul sighing) 1106 01:00:29,346 --> 01:00:31,147 PAUL: Kyle had night terrors again last night. 1107 01:00:31,148 --> 01:00:32,481 Even after I picked him up, 1108 01:00:32,483 --> 01:00:34,116 he cried for another half-hour. 1109 01:00:34,118 --> 01:00:35,651 Scared the shit out of us. 1110 01:00:35,653 --> 01:00:37,453 Well, what do you think's causing it? 1111 01:00:37,455 --> 01:00:40,389 Well, I think it's that Maggie went back to work, 1112 01:00:40,391 --> 01:00:43,392 but she doesn't want to hear about that, of course. 1113 01:00:44,529 --> 01:00:46,762 So, what are you going to do? 1114 01:00:46,764 --> 01:00:48,030 (Sighing) 1115 01:00:48,032 --> 01:00:49,699 Just give him some extra love, 1116 01:00:49,701 --> 01:00:52,635 and hope that she comes to her senses. 1117 01:00:52,637 --> 01:00:54,170 Hmm. 1118 01:00:54,172 --> 01:00:55,905 She's so lucky to be married to you. 1119 01:00:55,907 --> 01:00:58,908 I don't know why she wants to go back to work so quickly. 1120 01:00:58,910 --> 01:01:00,711 It's ridiculous. 1121 01:01:03,048 --> 01:01:04,281 (Sighing) 1122 01:01:04,283 --> 01:01:05,682 You know what? 1123 01:01:05,684 --> 01:01:08,518 It's not till tomorrow, but what the hell? 1124 01:01:16,328 --> 01:01:17,928 Happy Valentine's Day. 1125 01:01:22,468 --> 01:01:24,334 It's a locket. 1126 01:01:24,336 --> 01:01:26,003 Until you have a kid of your own, 1127 01:01:26,005 --> 01:01:29,407 I figured a picture of Kyle will have to do. 1128 01:01:31,311 --> 01:01:33,277 Thank you. I love it. 1129 01:01:49,629 --> 01:01:51,462 God, you're beautiful. 1130 01:01:51,464 --> 01:01:54,066 (Door opening and closing) 1131 01:01:54,068 --> 01:01:58,370 KATIE: So yeah, I mostly just hang out with this kid, Joel Seidler. 1132 01:01:58,372 --> 01:01:59,638 He's kind of funny. 1133 01:01:59,640 --> 01:02:01,240 Look who it is. Hey, honey. 1134 01:02:01,242 --> 01:02:03,509 What time did she say the samples were coming? 1135 01:02:03,511 --> 01:02:05,377 Ha! No, no, no, no, no. 1136 01:02:05,379 --> 01:02:08,113 I need something way more specific than that. 1137 01:02:08,115 --> 01:02:09,815 Yes, please call back. 1138 01:02:09,817 --> 01:02:11,777 All right, fine. I'll call you back. 1139 01:02:15,923 --> 01:02:17,723 (Cell phone vibrating) 1140 01:02:21,396 --> 01:02:23,263 Well, well. 1141 01:02:23,265 --> 01:02:24,798 DAN, OVER PHONE: Hey, um... 1142 01:02:24,800 --> 01:02:28,568 Martine's out of town for the weekend. 1143 01:02:35,510 --> 01:02:39,546 Hey, why didn't you tell me your dad died? 1144 01:02:41,016 --> 01:02:43,183 Because I hate your guts. 1145 01:02:43,185 --> 01:02:44,451 Oh, God! 1146 01:02:44,453 --> 01:02:46,619 (Panting and moaning) 1147 01:02:46,621 --> 01:02:48,656 Okay, slow down, slow down. 1148 01:02:48,658 --> 01:02:50,725 I want it to last longer. 1149 01:02:50,727 --> 01:02:53,861 You can do it. You can. 1150 01:02:53,863 --> 01:02:55,463 You can. 1151 01:02:58,167 --> 01:03:00,835 (Both breathing heavily) 1152 01:03:04,507 --> 01:03:05,973 (Birds squawking) 1153 01:03:18,789 --> 01:03:20,455 (Both shuddering) 1154 01:03:23,961 --> 01:03:26,194 That was a big mistake. 1155 01:03:26,196 --> 01:03:27,963 Yeah. 1156 01:03:30,134 --> 01:03:31,700 I'm in love... 1157 01:03:33,036 --> 01:03:34,803 with somebody else. 1158 01:03:34,805 --> 01:03:36,705 Oh, and suddenly age matters? 1159 01:03:36,707 --> 01:03:38,774 Yeah, it matters, because I'm 14 years older then you. 1160 01:03:38,776 --> 01:03:42,612 I'm not 23. And I'm not married. And I'm not your boss. 1161 01:03:42,614 --> 01:03:45,214 Why are you freaking out? All we did was kiss. 1162 01:03:45,216 --> 01:03:47,984 Oh, stop. Stop pretending like you don't know what's going on. 1163 01:03:47,986 --> 01:03:49,652 That's why he hired you. 1164 01:03:49,654 --> 01:03:51,420 He's a fucking scumbag. 1165 01:03:51,422 --> 01:03:52,889 And what are you? 1166 01:03:57,495 --> 01:03:59,729 You need help. 1167 01:03:59,731 --> 01:04:01,430 I know. 1168 01:04:01,432 --> 01:04:02,932 I'm in therapy. 1169 01:04:02,934 --> 01:04:08,037 Good, well, hope you tell him all about Spooner. 1170 01:04:08,039 --> 01:04:10,207 It's a she. 1171 01:04:10,209 --> 01:04:11,809 And I didn't. 1172 01:04:11,811 --> 01:04:14,878 But I told her all about you. 1173 01:04:15,915 --> 01:04:17,247 That's great. 1174 01:04:17,249 --> 01:04:19,683 Thanks. 1175 01:04:19,685 --> 01:04:22,319 Well, you can tell her this next time you go: 1176 01:04:22,321 --> 01:04:24,054 you can tell her that I ended it. 1177 01:04:24,056 --> 01:04:26,790 No more. We're not doing this ever again, you understand? 1178 01:04:26,792 --> 01:04:28,725 One of us has to be strong enough to end it. 1179 01:04:28,727 --> 01:04:31,228 Since I'm the adult I guess it'll be me. 1180 01:04:31,230 --> 01:04:33,363 Don't call me again either. 1181 01:04:49,416 --> 01:04:50,915 Good morning! 1182 01:04:50,917 --> 01:04:53,585 Gotcha. Okay, so you... So you don't like that. 1183 01:04:53,587 --> 01:04:56,354 I thought I didn't want it to happen, 1184 01:04:56,356 --> 01:04:58,756 but maybe I did. 1185 01:05:49,211 --> 01:05:52,078 When I'm with him I feel so special. 1186 01:05:59,055 --> 01:06:00,988 I forget everything. 1187 01:06:19,609 --> 01:06:21,208 CAROLINE: Dear Dr. Sherman, 1188 01:06:21,210 --> 01:06:23,311 first off, I want to thank you for making time 1189 01:06:23,313 --> 01:06:26,181 in your busy schedule to see my darling Katie. 1190 01:06:26,183 --> 01:06:28,350 She really is something, isn't she? 1191 01:06:28,352 --> 01:06:29,751 One of a kind, all right. 1192 01:06:29,753 --> 01:06:31,853 As much as she enjoyed your session together, 1193 01:06:31,855 --> 01:06:35,123 I have decided to send her to a different therapist, 1194 01:06:35,125 --> 01:06:37,459 one who specializes in young women 1195 01:06:37,461 --> 01:06:41,496 and their many food-body issues, a national epidemic. 1196 01:06:41,498 --> 01:06:42,831 Thank you so much for your time. 1197 01:06:42,833 --> 01:06:46,735 (Typing) Yours truly... 1198 01:06:46,737 --> 01:06:50,739 Caroline Kampenfelt. 1199 01:06:55,847 --> 01:06:58,081 (Cell phone vibrating) 1200 01:07:02,087 --> 01:07:05,121 JOEL, OVER PHONE: Katie, Joel. 1201 01:07:05,123 --> 01:07:06,889 Hi. 1202 01:07:08,393 --> 01:07:11,060 I just wanted to tell you that you're a monster. 1203 01:07:11,062 --> 01:07:13,162 I've been a really good friend to you, 1204 01:07:13,164 --> 01:07:17,200 and this is how you repay me? By never calling me back. 1205 01:07:18,670 --> 01:07:20,237 Besides me, how many straight guys are there 1206 01:07:20,239 --> 01:07:22,039 in the whole world who like you enough 1207 01:07:22,041 --> 01:07:25,109 to be your friend without there being anything sexual? 1208 01:07:26,779 --> 01:07:28,979 I'll give you a hint: 1209 01:07:28,981 --> 01:07:30,647 zero. 1210 01:07:31,851 --> 01:07:33,417 I'm only three years older than you, 1211 01:07:33,419 --> 01:07:36,186 but I'm so much smarter it's ridiculous. 1212 01:07:37,723 --> 01:07:39,757 You have no inner life. 1213 01:07:45,698 --> 01:07:47,632 (Sobbing) 1214 01:07:55,909 --> 01:07:58,710 KATIE, NARRATING: Why was I crying so hard? 1215 01:07:58,712 --> 01:08:01,613 Who cares what Joel thought of me? 1216 01:08:04,651 --> 01:08:06,418 And then I thought, 1217 01:08:06,420 --> 01:08:11,589 Oh, wait, maybe it's just hormones. 1218 01:08:23,504 --> 01:08:25,304 (Beeping) 1219 01:08:29,644 --> 01:08:32,845 (Inhaling and exhaling) 1220 01:08:33,648 --> 01:08:35,147 No, thanks. 1221 01:08:36,984 --> 01:08:38,884 Okay. 1222 01:08:38,886 --> 01:08:41,421 What's going on? 1223 01:08:41,423 --> 01:08:43,423 What do you mean? 1224 01:08:43,425 --> 01:08:45,392 You never say no. 1225 01:08:52,568 --> 01:08:54,401 Why not? 1226 01:08:58,407 --> 01:09:00,407 I'm pregnant. 1227 01:09:04,313 --> 01:09:06,279 Holy shit. 1228 01:09:06,281 --> 01:09:07,514 Stop. 1229 01:09:07,516 --> 01:09:09,050 I'm not keeping it. 1230 01:09:09,052 --> 01:09:11,419 And there's a decent chance it's not yours. 1231 01:09:12,822 --> 01:09:14,489 Then why'd you even tell me? 1232 01:09:14,491 --> 01:09:16,224 Because you wanted me to get high. 1233 01:09:16,226 --> 01:09:19,694 Yeah, well, if you're just going to kill it, why not get high? 1234 01:09:21,464 --> 01:09:23,164 I might change my mind. 1235 01:09:28,371 --> 01:09:30,138 Maybe. 1236 01:09:31,708 --> 01:09:33,207 Oh, man. 1237 01:09:35,579 --> 01:09:38,013 How many others are there? 1238 01:09:38,015 --> 01:09:39,815 Two. 1239 01:09:43,821 --> 01:09:46,021 You're a fucking whore. 1240 01:09:47,758 --> 01:09:49,558 You're not even worth it! 1241 01:09:49,560 --> 01:09:50,893 (Door slamming) 1242 01:09:50,895 --> 01:09:52,261 WOMAN, OVER PHONE: Hello? 1243 01:09:52,263 --> 01:09:53,795 I'm sorry, I might have the wrong number. 1244 01:09:53,797 --> 01:09:56,198 I'm looking for Joel Seidler. 1245 01:09:56,200 --> 01:09:58,467 Who is this? 1246 01:09:58,469 --> 01:10:00,435 Katie Kempenfelt. 1247 01:10:00,437 --> 01:10:02,338 Oh, Katie. 1248 01:10:02,340 --> 01:10:05,775 You know he's clinically depressed, right? 1249 01:10:05,777 --> 01:10:07,510 Of course. 1250 01:10:07,512 --> 01:10:10,313 We talk about it all the time. 1251 01:10:10,315 --> 01:10:13,082 Well, he made another attempt. 1252 01:10:13,084 --> 01:10:16,753 Pills this time. Very female. 1253 01:10:16,755 --> 01:10:18,855 I was the one who found him. 1254 01:10:18,857 --> 01:10:20,757 Worst moment of my life. 1255 01:10:20,759 --> 01:10:23,393 Is he okay? 1256 01:10:23,395 --> 01:10:25,895 Physically, yes. 1257 01:10:25,897 --> 01:10:28,498 Mentally, who the hell knows? 1258 01:10:28,500 --> 01:10:30,568 He's at St. Jude's. 1259 01:10:30,570 --> 01:10:32,102 Can I visit him? 1260 01:10:32,104 --> 01:10:33,837 No, honey we got to get his chemistry 1261 01:10:33,839 --> 01:10:36,040 straightened out first. 1262 01:10:37,910 --> 01:10:40,844 Will you let me know when he can have visitors? 1263 01:10:40,846 --> 01:10:43,247 Of course. Absolutely. 1264 01:10:43,249 --> 01:10:44,815 Thank you. 1265 01:10:58,065 --> 01:11:00,298 I'm so happy you finally called. 1266 01:11:47,215 --> 01:11:49,115 (Sighing) 1267 01:12:01,964 --> 01:12:03,997 (Sobbing) 1268 01:12:14,443 --> 01:12:17,911 I can't believe I miss him so much. 1269 01:12:24,421 --> 01:12:28,122 If only he had left that silly card where it was. 1270 01:12:29,826 --> 01:12:31,526 What? What silly card? 1271 01:12:33,296 --> 01:12:35,963 I wasn't sure whether to tell you. 1272 01:12:35,965 --> 01:12:38,900 What? What are you talking about? 1273 01:12:51,816 --> 01:12:54,583 One day I was cleaning the house, 1274 01:12:54,585 --> 01:12:57,586 and in his closet I found the underwear 1275 01:12:57,588 --> 01:12:59,221 you gave him for Christmas. 1276 01:12:59,223 --> 01:13:04,126 I put them away and threw the box in the trash. 1277 01:13:04,128 --> 01:13:07,796 Later, when your father found out what I had done, 1278 01:13:07,798 --> 01:13:09,164 he was furious at me. 1279 01:13:09,166 --> 01:13:12,669 In the middle of the night, 1280 01:13:12,671 --> 01:13:14,270 he rose. 1281 01:13:14,272 --> 01:13:16,506 I asked him where he was going. 1282 01:13:16,508 --> 01:13:19,042 He said, "To pick through the garbage, 1283 01:13:19,044 --> 01:13:22,112 like your cousins back in Calcutta." 1284 01:13:22,114 --> 01:13:24,681 I woke up minutes later. 1285 01:13:24,683 --> 01:13:27,350 The room was very cold. 1286 01:13:28,353 --> 01:13:30,387 I found the back door wide open. 1287 01:13:30,389 --> 01:13:32,422 Your father slipped in the dark 1288 01:13:32,424 --> 01:13:36,092 and fell on the way to retrieve your card. 1289 01:13:38,430 --> 01:13:41,565 But he never even opened my cards. 1290 01:13:41,567 --> 01:13:43,601 He didn't care about those things. 1291 01:13:43,603 --> 01:13:45,936 That's precisely what I thought. 1292 01:13:45,938 --> 01:13:47,538 But no. 1293 01:13:58,985 --> 01:14:01,318 I found them in his desk. 1294 01:14:01,320 --> 01:14:03,721 All from you. 1295 01:14:16,737 --> 01:14:20,405 ♪ Fog tints the windows ♪ 1296 01:14:20,407 --> 01:14:23,708 ♪ And clouds up the view ♪ 1297 01:14:23,710 --> 01:14:26,278 ♪ Sits in the trees ♪ 1298 01:14:26,280 --> 01:14:29,614 ♪ And hugs the sky too ♪ 1299 01:14:29,616 --> 01:14:32,951 ♪ Mr. Blue Sky ♪ 1300 01:14:32,953 --> 01:14:35,655 ♪ Greets his old friend ♪ 1301 01:14:35,657 --> 01:14:38,124 ♪ Blankets the earth ♪ 1302 01:14:38,126 --> 01:14:41,627 ♪ To brings the year's end ♪ 1303 01:14:41,629 --> 01:14:47,033 ♪ There's a longing in the air ♪ 1304 01:14:48,036 --> 01:14:50,102 ♪ And something tells you ♪ 1305 01:14:50,104 --> 01:14:53,072 ♪ That wintertime is here ♪ 1306 01:14:54,242 --> 01:14:58,611 ♪ The nostalgia warms your heart ♪ 1307 01:14:58,613 --> 01:15:03,550 ♪ And everything feels ♪ 1308 01:15:03,552 --> 01:15:04,164 ♪ Right ♪ 1309 01:15:18,801 --> 01:15:21,535 (Knocking at door) 1310 01:15:21,537 --> 01:15:25,205 You have an appointment with Dr. Sherman Saturday at 10:00. 1311 01:15:25,207 --> 01:15:27,407 I know you only went once. 1312 01:15:27,409 --> 01:15:28,810 What? 1313 01:15:28,812 --> 01:15:30,745 That's non-negotiable. 1314 01:15:34,784 --> 01:15:36,985 (Blowing) KATIE: Yay! 1315 01:15:36,987 --> 01:15:39,120 Happy birthday. (Laughing) 1316 01:15:39,122 --> 01:15:40,488 Thank you. I love it. Oh, good. 1317 01:15:40,490 --> 01:15:42,457 It's gorgeous. Thank you so much. 1318 01:15:42,459 --> 01:15:44,459 Oh, come on. You didn't have to do that. 1319 01:15:44,461 --> 01:15:45,894 I know. 1320 01:15:45,896 --> 01:15:48,096 Let's see. 1321 01:15:48,098 --> 01:15:49,831 Very cute. 1322 01:15:49,833 --> 01:15:51,199 (Laughing) 1323 01:15:51,201 --> 01:15:52,500 Aww, that's sweet. 1324 01:15:52,502 --> 01:15:54,235 Very sweet. Thank you. (Kyle crying) 1325 01:15:54,237 --> 01:15:57,239 Whoa, looks like somebody wants to join the party. 1326 01:15:57,241 --> 01:15:58,707 Oh, no, no, I'll get him. 1327 01:16:04,181 --> 01:16:07,249 So, what's it like being 43? 1328 01:16:07,251 --> 01:16:09,852 MARGARET, OVER INTERCOM: Hi, honey. Shh. 1329 01:16:09,854 --> 01:16:11,720 Same as being 18. 1330 01:16:11,722 --> 01:16:13,589 Just, uh, when you get up, 1331 01:16:13,591 --> 01:16:16,492 your back is a little stiff, that's all. 1332 01:16:22,401 --> 01:16:25,168 There we go. Good boy. 1333 01:16:25,170 --> 01:16:26,970 (Laughing): Oh. 1334 01:16:26,972 --> 01:16:28,605 God. 1335 01:16:30,142 --> 01:16:32,342 Just your back? (Moaning) 1336 01:16:42,120 --> 01:16:44,387 This is your real present. 1337 01:16:44,389 --> 01:16:46,756 (Laughing): Oh, yeah. 1338 01:16:53,166 --> 01:16:56,033 KATIE: "To Paul on his 43rd birthday. 1339 01:16:56,035 --> 01:16:58,135 "Napping on the sofa, 1340 01:16:58,137 --> 01:17:00,571 "your baby boy napping in his bouncing chair. 1341 01:17:00,573 --> 01:17:03,808 "Two separate lives, lying so close for a while 1342 01:17:03,810 --> 01:17:07,311 "until you both wake up and become father and son again. 1343 01:17:07,313 --> 01:17:09,347 "May you always be like this. 1344 01:17:09,349 --> 01:17:12,316 "Sleeping close and awaking close, 1345 01:17:12,318 --> 01:17:14,518 "sharing nearly all of your lives. 1346 01:17:14,520 --> 01:17:16,755 I wish I could share them too." 1347 01:17:18,058 --> 01:17:19,424 It's beautiful. 1348 01:17:19,426 --> 01:17:21,026 Really? Yeah. 1349 01:17:21,028 --> 01:17:22,829 - (Kyle crying) - MARGARET: Shh. 1350 01:17:28,202 --> 01:17:29,935 I'm sorry. 1351 01:17:35,242 --> 01:17:36,942 (Paper tearing) 1352 01:17:44,452 --> 01:17:46,219 It's okay, it's okay. 1353 01:17:46,221 --> 01:17:48,021 You understand, right? 1354 01:17:48,023 --> 01:17:49,489 I'm sorry. 1355 01:17:49,491 --> 01:17:51,290 It's going to be okay. 1356 01:17:52,460 --> 01:17:53,726 Okay. 1357 01:17:56,097 --> 01:17:57,797 Oh, God. 1358 01:17:57,799 --> 01:18:00,900 KATIE, NARRATING: Being pregnant is like being seasick, 1359 01:18:00,902 --> 01:18:03,302 and you can't get off the boat. 1360 01:18:04,639 --> 01:18:07,073 The smell of bubble gum, deodorant, 1361 01:18:07,075 --> 01:18:11,979 scented candles makes me want to vomit from my toes. 1362 01:18:13,249 --> 01:18:14,882 (Groaning) 1363 01:18:18,254 --> 01:18:20,254 (Panting) 1364 01:18:24,393 --> 01:18:27,027 (Phone line ringing) 1365 01:18:27,029 --> 01:18:28,729 DAN, OVER PHONE: Hello? 1366 01:18:28,731 --> 01:18:30,564 I'm pregnant. 1367 01:18:30,566 --> 01:18:32,399 And the baby's yours. 1368 01:18:32,401 --> 01:18:34,268 So I thought maybe before I got an abortion, 1369 01:18:34,270 --> 01:18:36,103 you'd like to discuss it. 1370 01:18:36,105 --> 01:18:37,705 Dwayne, you know better. 1371 01:18:37,707 --> 01:18:39,574 You got to call me during my office hours, okay? 1372 01:18:39,576 --> 01:18:41,409 Good night. Wait... 1373 01:18:42,245 --> 01:18:43,712 (Cell phone beeping off) 1374 01:18:43,714 --> 01:18:45,780 (Screaming) 1375 01:18:45,782 --> 01:18:47,415 (Sobbing) 1376 01:18:48,552 --> 01:18:50,919 SHERMAN: You don't need antidepressants, 1377 01:18:50,921 --> 01:18:54,055 because you're not clinically depressed. 1378 01:18:54,057 --> 01:18:55,790 You're grieving. 1379 01:18:55,792 --> 01:18:58,426 There's a world of difference. 1380 01:18:58,428 --> 01:19:01,296 Not just for your father. 1381 01:19:09,574 --> 01:19:12,341 KATIE, NARRATING: When I was in the second grade I liked to gross boys out 1382 01:19:12,343 --> 01:19:14,443 by eating flies and ants. 1383 01:19:14,445 --> 01:19:16,979 Even a daddy longlegs once. 1384 01:19:18,616 --> 01:19:21,517 In junior high, I stopped taking showers. 1385 01:19:23,254 --> 01:19:24,954 My mom would say, 1386 01:19:24,956 --> 01:19:27,556 "Why do you want to treat your body with such disrespect?" 1387 01:19:27,558 --> 01:19:29,925 I had no idea why. 1388 01:19:29,927 --> 01:19:31,761 But now I do. 1389 01:19:34,199 --> 01:19:35,966 You probably thought I forgot, 1390 01:19:35,968 --> 01:19:39,369 but I remember everything you did to me. 1391 01:19:39,371 --> 01:19:42,272 Sometimes I thought maybe you forgot. 1392 01:19:42,274 --> 01:19:46,409 But you were a grown man at the time you molested me. 1393 01:19:48,080 --> 01:19:50,213 If you are a Christian, 1394 01:19:50,215 --> 01:19:51,782 and I think you are, 1395 01:19:51,784 --> 01:19:54,017 then you know what awaits you. 1396 01:19:55,354 --> 01:19:59,690 Yours truly, little Katie next door. 1397 01:20:15,675 --> 01:20:17,108 Katie. 1398 01:20:17,110 --> 01:20:18,276 Miss Matsuo. 1399 01:20:18,278 --> 01:20:20,311 How's the grand experiment? 1400 01:20:20,313 --> 01:20:22,280 Excuse me? 1401 01:20:22,282 --> 01:20:24,115 Life without semesters? 1402 01:20:24,117 --> 01:20:26,350 Oh, it's great. 1403 01:20:26,352 --> 01:20:27,719 Good. 1404 01:20:28,856 --> 01:20:31,223 Actually, I just lied to you. 1405 01:20:31,225 --> 01:20:33,785 It's really, really hard. 1406 01:20:35,796 --> 01:20:37,129 I'm sorry. 1407 01:20:38,532 --> 01:20:39,965 That's okay. 1408 01:20:39,967 --> 01:20:41,900 You know, I... I think it's getting better. 1409 01:20:41,902 --> 01:20:44,570 I think I'm going to be okay. 1410 01:20:44,572 --> 01:20:46,672 Well, you take care. 1411 01:20:49,877 --> 01:20:51,777 ♪ Did you hear ♪ 1412 01:20:51,779 --> 01:20:55,181 ♪ Where I was going, my dear? ♪ 1413 01:20:55,183 --> 01:20:57,350 ♪ Did you see me ♪ 1414 01:20:57,352 --> 01:21:01,421 ♪ Walking down that road? ♪ 1415 01:21:02,757 --> 01:21:05,658 ♪ And do you understand ♪ 1416 01:21:05,660 --> 01:21:09,028 ♪ That my life (Unclear) ♪ 1417 01:21:09,030 --> 01:21:11,397 ♪ And no, baby ♪ 1418 01:21:11,399 --> 01:21:13,333 ♪ You know I'm not very old ♪ 1419 01:21:13,335 --> 01:21:17,237 Well, if it isn't one of my favorite people in the world. 1420 01:21:17,239 --> 01:21:19,505 That's me. 1421 01:21:20,508 --> 01:21:22,476 What's wrong? 1422 01:21:23,412 --> 01:21:25,312 Just wanted to come say hi. 1423 01:21:25,314 --> 01:21:27,147 I don't believe that. 1424 01:21:27,149 --> 01:21:30,150 Come on in. Tell me what's going on with you. 1425 01:21:35,558 --> 01:21:37,524 I need some advice. 1426 01:21:38,961 --> 01:21:40,828 Okay. 1427 01:21:43,299 --> 01:21:46,800 But I want to talk to you about something first. 1428 01:21:49,873 --> 01:21:53,308 I didn't quit for the reason I said. 1429 01:21:53,310 --> 01:21:57,045 My mom's fiancé found out that you're a convicted sex offender. 1430 01:22:00,984 --> 01:22:03,485 That occurred to me. 1431 01:22:08,892 --> 01:22:10,859 I wanted to tell you the truth, 1432 01:22:10,861 --> 01:22:14,062 but my mom would have grounded me until the end of time. 1433 01:22:14,064 --> 01:22:16,198 She was afraid for you. 1434 01:22:16,200 --> 01:22:19,001 Well, hello, I'm a girl. 1435 01:22:19,003 --> 01:22:21,037 But you're here now. 1436 01:22:22,907 --> 01:22:24,941 What changed? 1437 01:22:26,210 --> 01:22:27,877 I need your wisdom. 1438 01:22:28,913 --> 01:22:31,547 But I want to know what your crime was. 1439 01:22:34,118 --> 01:22:35,484 Why? 1440 01:22:35,486 --> 01:22:37,920 I need to know. 1441 01:22:44,964 --> 01:22:47,230 (Glenn sighing) 1442 01:22:47,232 --> 01:22:48,999 It was a long time ago. 1443 01:22:51,870 --> 01:22:54,037 Please? 1444 01:22:54,039 --> 01:22:55,639 (Exhaling) 1445 01:22:56,675 --> 01:22:58,141 May I have one of those? 1446 01:23:01,113 --> 01:23:02,546 You smoke? 1447 01:23:02,548 --> 01:23:05,482 I'm what is known in Nicotine Anonymous 1448 01:23:05,484 --> 01:23:07,417 as a periodic. 1449 01:23:07,419 --> 01:23:09,019 I start and stop. 1450 01:23:10,824 --> 01:23:12,957 Right now I'm undecided. 1451 01:23:12,959 --> 01:23:14,759 Have a seat. 1452 01:23:20,066 --> 01:23:21,599 Ah, there it is. 1453 01:23:23,269 --> 01:23:25,336 (Sniffing) 1454 01:23:25,338 --> 01:23:26,904 (Sighing) 1455 01:23:28,775 --> 01:23:30,608 Where do I begin? 1456 01:23:34,447 --> 01:23:36,147 When I was your age, Katie, 1457 01:23:36,149 --> 01:23:38,751 I was a very angry, 1458 01:23:38,753 --> 01:23:41,520 nasty piece of work. 1459 01:23:41,522 --> 01:23:43,655 I was rarely clean or sober. 1460 01:23:43,657 --> 01:23:45,424 I had hair down to here and a full beard, 1461 01:23:45,426 --> 01:23:47,092 believe it or not. 1462 01:23:47,094 --> 01:23:50,863 And when I was 19 years old I got busted for selling drugs. 1463 01:23:50,865 --> 01:23:55,601 So in order to avoid jail time I enlisted in the Army. 1464 01:23:55,603 --> 01:23:57,970 And I just stayed high all the time. 1465 01:23:57,972 --> 01:24:00,205 Well, surprise, surprise, I get busted 1466 01:24:00,207 --> 01:24:02,908 and dishonourably discharged and sent home. 1467 01:24:02,910 --> 01:24:06,279 And I stayed out of trouble for a very long time, 1468 01:24:06,281 --> 01:24:08,281 until one night I got shit-face drunk 1469 01:24:08,283 --> 01:24:11,785 and showed up at the house of a woman I knew 1470 01:24:11,787 --> 01:24:13,353 who was a prostitute. 1471 01:24:13,355 --> 01:24:14,721 Not one that I could afford, 1472 01:24:14,723 --> 01:24:17,824 but she had a soft spot for vets. 1473 01:24:17,826 --> 01:24:19,426 And the last thing I remember was, 1474 01:24:19,428 --> 01:24:23,229 she pulled out a bottle of rum and a tab of acid. 1475 01:24:23,231 --> 01:24:25,565 So when I woke up in jail the next morning, 1476 01:24:25,567 --> 01:24:28,368 I had no choice but to take her word for what happened. 1477 01:24:28,370 --> 01:24:33,007 And the word of the emergency room doctor, of course. 1478 01:24:33,009 --> 01:24:34,508 (Sighing) 1479 01:24:34,510 --> 01:24:39,013 I did not rape her in the way 1480 01:24:39,015 --> 01:24:41,182 that most people would define that term, 1481 01:24:41,184 --> 01:24:43,918 but it was a very, uh, 1482 01:24:43,920 --> 01:24:46,921 cruel sexual assault, 1483 01:24:46,923 --> 01:24:49,023 and I paid the price. 1484 01:24:53,729 --> 01:24:58,733 Now, tell me what's wrong with you. 1485 01:24:58,735 --> 01:25:01,069 I'm pregnant. 1486 01:25:06,276 --> 01:25:08,543 Hmm. 1487 01:25:08,545 --> 01:25:11,680 KATIE: I'm just... I'm too young to have a baby. 1488 01:25:11,682 --> 01:25:15,317 And I know... I know I should get an abortion. 1489 01:25:15,319 --> 01:25:18,086 But days keep passing by, 1490 01:25:18,088 --> 01:25:19,688 and I don't make the appointment. 1491 01:25:19,690 --> 01:25:21,423 (Sighing) 1492 01:25:22,826 --> 01:25:27,063 I just... I think I'm scared to go alone. 1493 01:25:27,065 --> 01:25:29,505 I think it's more than that. 1494 01:25:32,036 --> 01:25:34,637 I think you're afraid to go at all. 1495 01:25:34,639 --> 01:25:36,639 And for good reason. 1496 01:25:36,641 --> 01:25:39,642 Because if you do this, 1497 01:25:39,644 --> 01:25:43,846 there's no telling how you'll feel about it later. 1498 01:25:43,848 --> 01:25:46,516 You're afraid you'll regret it. 1499 01:25:46,518 --> 01:25:48,918 Maybe. 1500 01:25:51,055 --> 01:25:55,025 But, you know, very few people 1501 01:25:55,027 --> 01:25:57,928 ever regret having had a child. 1502 01:25:59,465 --> 01:26:01,266 Is that true? Absolutely. 1503 01:26:02,368 --> 01:26:05,469 You want some more wisdom? No extra charge. 1504 01:26:05,471 --> 01:26:07,271 Please. 1505 01:26:07,273 --> 01:26:10,207 Stop drinking and smoking immediately. 1506 01:26:10,209 --> 01:26:14,378 And you must never see any of these men ever again. 1507 01:26:14,380 --> 01:26:16,046 Dump Paul? 1508 01:26:16,048 --> 01:26:18,015 No, no, he'll freak out. 1509 01:26:18,017 --> 01:26:19,817 Please, please, Katie, listen to me. 1510 01:26:19,819 --> 01:26:22,554 When a married man 1511 01:26:22,556 --> 01:26:25,823 is having an affair with a beautiful, young girl, 1512 01:26:25,825 --> 01:26:27,225 no matter how much he feels for that girl, 1513 01:26:27,227 --> 01:26:29,060 he's always relieved when it's over 1514 01:26:29,062 --> 01:26:32,030 because he knows he's been playing a dangerous game, 1515 01:26:32,032 --> 01:26:34,933 and he's lucky to escape alive. 1516 01:26:37,370 --> 01:26:38,970 He doesn't love me? 1517 01:26:38,972 --> 01:26:41,573 Not the way you think. 1518 01:26:41,575 --> 01:26:43,608 But if I dump Paul, 1519 01:26:43,610 --> 01:26:46,110 then I lose my job. 1520 01:26:49,183 --> 01:26:52,918 Well, you could always come back and work here. 1521 01:26:52,920 --> 01:26:55,487 Yeah, my mom would kill me. 1522 01:26:55,489 --> 01:26:57,923 You don't need her permission anymore. 1523 01:26:57,925 --> 01:26:59,225 You're an adult. 1524 01:26:59,227 --> 01:27:00,693 She'd kick me out of the house... 1525 01:27:00,695 --> 01:27:02,761 You know what? There just happens to be 1526 01:27:02,763 --> 01:27:04,964 an empty room above my garage, 1527 01:27:04,966 --> 01:27:06,966 and you're welcome to it, rent-free. 1528 01:27:09,070 --> 01:27:12,738 You have to start making your own decisions, young lady. 1529 01:27:12,740 --> 01:27:14,474 Now, come on. I got to close up. 1530 01:27:14,476 --> 01:27:15,942 And I'll give you a lift. 1531 01:27:18,747 --> 01:27:20,580 Read any good books lately? 1532 01:27:20,582 --> 01:27:23,717 KATIE: No. not even a bad one. 1533 01:27:23,719 --> 01:27:25,986 But I've sort of been writing. 1534 01:27:27,489 --> 01:27:29,823 I thought you'd be proud that I have a blog. 1535 01:27:31,226 --> 01:27:34,394 I like that it's creative and that it's verbal. 1536 01:27:34,396 --> 01:27:37,464 What I don't like is that it's public. 1537 01:27:37,466 --> 01:27:40,700 Your generation is addicted to attention. 1538 01:27:40,702 --> 01:27:42,169 (Keys rattling) 1539 01:27:42,171 --> 01:27:43,838 I know. 1540 01:27:43,840 --> 01:27:45,172 It's like we all want to be famous, 1541 01:27:45,174 --> 01:27:46,707 even though we're not good at anything. 1542 01:27:46,709 --> 01:27:48,075 Precisely. 1543 01:27:48,077 --> 01:27:49,944 You sure I can't give you a lift? 1544 01:27:49,946 --> 01:27:52,313 I like to walk. 1545 01:27:52,315 --> 01:27:54,348 All right, then. 1546 01:27:57,220 --> 01:27:58,953 Thanks for all the advice. 1547 01:27:58,955 --> 01:28:00,821 You're welcome. 1548 01:28:21,445 --> 01:28:23,512 Something else you might consider. 1549 01:28:25,916 --> 01:28:28,250 I can understand how you feel, 1550 01:28:28,252 --> 01:28:30,719 how you think you're not ready to be a mother. 1551 01:28:30,721 --> 01:28:33,722 But have the baby anyway. 1552 01:28:33,724 --> 01:28:35,591 What's the harm? 1553 01:28:37,696 --> 01:28:41,097 I'll raise it as my own, and you can come and go as you please. 1554 01:28:41,099 --> 01:28:44,300 You can be as much of a mother as you care to be. 1555 01:28:51,776 --> 01:28:53,643 (Car alarm chirping) 1556 01:28:56,448 --> 01:28:59,382 If I don't do what you want me to, 1557 01:28:59,384 --> 01:29:02,653 then could I still work here and live with you? 1558 01:29:05,391 --> 01:29:08,125 Of course. 1559 01:30:18,933 --> 01:30:20,900 KATIE, NARRATING: I want to thank everyone who wrote to tell me 1560 01:30:20,902 --> 01:30:23,836 I'm a baby killer even though I haven't even decided 1561 01:30:23,838 --> 01:30:26,173 what I'm going to do yet. 1562 01:30:45,160 --> 01:30:47,294 (Bathwater running) 1563 01:31:00,009 --> 01:31:01,642 (Turns water off) 1564 01:31:10,153 --> 01:31:12,386 If I move in with Glenn, 1565 01:31:12,388 --> 01:31:14,889 it's the beginning of my adult life. 1566 01:31:14,891 --> 01:31:17,658 On my own for the first time. 1567 01:31:19,263 --> 01:31:22,331 It's a perfect time to stop blogging. 1568 01:31:29,039 --> 01:31:31,206 Can I do it? 1569 01:31:31,208 --> 01:31:34,710 Just live without describing everything I do? 1570 01:31:34,712 --> 01:31:39,581 Can I cancel my reality show and become a better person? 1571 01:31:39,583 --> 01:31:42,217 Do human beings ever dream a whole new life 1572 01:31:42,219 --> 01:31:43,852 and make it come true? 1573 01:31:43,854 --> 01:31:46,656 Or do they always go back to the way they were? 1574 01:31:50,862 --> 01:31:53,496 I guess there's only one way to find out. 1575 01:31:53,498 --> 01:31:57,567 Say goodbye to all of you and just live. 1576 01:31:57,569 --> 01:31:59,536 Really live. 1577 01:32:04,242 --> 01:32:06,442 CAROLINE: My name is Carol Granthum. 1578 01:32:06,444 --> 01:32:08,511 I'm the mother of Amy Granthum, 1579 01:32:08,513 --> 01:32:12,515 whom you know as Katie Kampenfelt. 1580 01:32:14,353 --> 01:32:17,087 A few minutes after posting her final blog, 1581 01:32:17,089 --> 01:32:20,491 someone called Amy from a blocked number. 1582 01:32:20,493 --> 01:32:24,395 The call lasted a minute and 38 seconds. 1583 01:32:29,435 --> 01:32:31,101 A few minutes later 1584 01:32:31,103 --> 01:32:35,339 Amy got in her car, drove away 1585 01:32:35,341 --> 01:32:37,741 and never came back. 1586 01:32:37,743 --> 01:32:41,279 No one's seen or heard from her since. 1587 01:32:47,054 --> 01:32:49,588 She hasn't withdrawn any money from the bank 1588 01:32:49,590 --> 01:32:52,724 or even used her cell phone. 1589 01:32:52,726 --> 01:32:56,728 The police believe the person who called Amy that night 1590 01:32:56,730 --> 01:33:00,265 could very well hold the key to her whereabouts. 1591 01:33:02,402 --> 01:33:03,735 (Typing) 1592 01:33:03,737 --> 01:33:06,404 I'm writing because I need your help. 1593 01:33:06,406 --> 01:33:09,609 Please keep reading. 1594 01:33:09,611 --> 01:33:13,546 I have hired a private investigator. 1595 01:33:13,548 --> 01:33:17,083 He's questioned everyone in Amy's life. 1596 01:33:17,085 --> 01:33:18,884 He showed them her blog. 1597 01:33:21,956 --> 01:33:25,891 To hide her identity, she changed names and details. 1598 01:33:27,929 --> 01:33:29,762 (No audio) 1599 01:33:31,132 --> 01:33:32,598 Her boyfriend Aiden 1600 01:33:32,600 --> 01:33:35,902 says everything Amy wrote about him is true. 1601 01:33:35,904 --> 01:33:38,338 He has a terrible temper, 1602 01:33:38,340 --> 01:33:41,742 but he insists that he would never harm her. 1603 01:33:44,713 --> 01:33:47,581 Dan is not actually a college professor. 1604 01:33:47,583 --> 01:33:49,683 He manages a video store. 1605 01:33:49,685 --> 01:33:52,819 He says Amy's description of their relationship 1606 01:33:52,821 --> 01:33:54,721 was mostly accurate, 1607 01:33:54,723 --> 01:33:57,791 but that she never told him she was pregnant. 1608 01:34:01,464 --> 01:34:03,131 The couple she works for 1609 01:34:03,133 --> 01:34:06,567 dispute only the most important fact of the blog. 1610 01:34:06,569 --> 01:34:10,371 The husband denies any sexual involvement. 1611 01:34:15,745 --> 01:34:18,479 Jake Seidler is devastated. 1612 01:34:18,481 --> 01:34:22,517 He regrets the cruelty of his last voice message. 1613 01:34:27,957 --> 01:34:31,894 Amy's best friend Noelle is a drug addict. 1614 01:34:31,896 --> 01:34:33,962 She has a blocked phone number, 1615 01:34:33,964 --> 01:34:36,632 but she says that she did not call Amy 1616 01:34:36,634 --> 01:34:38,967 on the night she disappeared. 1617 01:34:42,239 --> 01:34:44,673 Roy Olson, her boss, 1618 01:34:44,675 --> 01:34:48,010 says word Amy wrote about him is true 1619 01:34:48,012 --> 01:34:51,880 except that he never offered to raise her child. 1620 01:34:57,189 --> 01:35:01,524 If any of you exchanged e-mails or phone calls with Amy 1621 01:35:01,526 --> 01:35:03,526 in which she shared any information 1622 01:35:03,528 --> 01:35:05,462 that might help us to locate her 1623 01:35:05,464 --> 01:35:08,798 please, please write to me here. 1624 01:35:13,004 --> 01:35:17,273 Amy is a wonderful girl with a remarkable spirit. 1625 01:35:17,275 --> 01:35:20,977 She's my life, my whole heart. 1626 01:35:24,150 --> 01:35:25,750 Since her disappearance, 1627 01:35:25,752 --> 01:35:27,852 on nights when I can't sleep 1628 01:35:27,854 --> 01:35:31,555 I read and reread Amy's postings. 1629 01:35:31,557 --> 01:35:34,925 I read all of your e-mails and comments too, 1630 01:35:34,927 --> 01:35:37,128 even the most vicious of them. 1631 01:35:37,130 --> 01:35:41,899 I ask myself: who would want to hurt my daughter? 1632 01:35:41,901 --> 01:35:44,769 I hear the answer: 1633 01:35:44,771 --> 01:35:46,470 everyone. 1634 01:35:52,513 --> 01:35:56,014 ♪ I did my time, I stood in line ♪ 1635 01:35:56,016 --> 01:35:59,885 ♪ I waited for so long ♪ 1636 01:35:59,887 --> 01:36:01,920 ♪ Stand in circles ♪ 1637 01:36:01,922 --> 01:36:03,255 ♪ Sitting duck ♪ 1638 01:36:03,257 --> 01:36:06,658 ♪ I finally jumped this pond ♪ 1639 01:36:06,660 --> 01:36:10,495 ♪ Now I get this year to live ♪ 1640 01:36:10,497 --> 01:36:13,732 ♪ I'm going to live it well ♪ 1641 01:36:13,734 --> 01:36:17,603 ♪ 'Cause I want something new to give ♪ 1642 01:36:17,605 --> 01:36:20,907 ♪ In my life's show-and-tell ♪ 1643 01:36:20,909 --> 01:36:24,844 ♪ I'm gonna try things, I'm gonna go there ♪ 1644 01:36:24,846 --> 01:36:28,548 ♪ Gonna take this all the way ♪ 1645 01:36:28,550 --> 01:36:31,918 ♪ Test my limits, I'm gonna wing it ♪ 1646 01:36:31,920 --> 01:36:35,922 ♪ And there's nothing you can say ♪ 1647 01:36:35,924 --> 01:36:39,525 ♪ So here I go with an open heart ♪ 1648 01:36:39,527 --> 01:36:41,961 ♪ 'Cause... ♪ 1649 01:36:41,963 --> 01:36:45,599 ♪ Right now my life starts bum-ba-dum ♪ 1650 01:36:45,601 --> 01:36:47,000 ♪ Bum-bum-bum-ba-dum ♪ 1651 01:36:47,002 --> 01:36:50,537 ♪ Da-da-da-da-da-da da-da-da ♪ 1652 01:36:50,539 --> 01:36:52,539 ♪ Bum-ba-dum ♪ 1653 01:36:52,541 --> 01:36:54,474 ♪ Bum-bum-bum-ba-dum ♪ 1654 01:36:54,476 --> 01:36:57,678 ♪ Da-da-da-da-da-da da-da-da ♪ 1655 01:36:57,680 --> 01:37:01,381 ♪ Time to go off on my own ♪ 1656 01:37:01,383 --> 01:37:04,084 ♪ It's finally my turn ♪ 1657 01:37:04,086 --> 01:37:05,452 ♪ It's my turn ♪ 1658 01:37:05,454 --> 01:37:06,820 ♪ No right or wrong ♪ 1659 01:37:06,822 --> 01:37:08,589 ♪ 'Cause from now on ♪ 1660 01:37:08,591 --> 01:37:11,526 ♪ The stakes are how I learn ♪ 1661 01:37:11,528 --> 01:37:12,861 ♪ Hm-hmm ♪ 1662 01:37:12,863 --> 01:37:15,897 ♪ And now I get this year to live ♪ 1663 01:37:15,899 --> 01:37:19,467 ♪ I'm going to live it well ♪ 1664 01:37:19,469 --> 01:37:23,404 ♪ 'Cause I want something new to give ♪ 1665 01:37:23,406 --> 01:37:26,341 ♪ In my life's show-and-tell ♪ 1666 01:37:26,343 --> 01:37:29,844 ♪ I'm gonna try things, I'm gonna go there ♪ 1667 01:37:29,846 --> 01:37:33,915 ♪ Gonna take this all the way ♪ 1668 01:37:33,917 --> 01:37:37,218 ♪ Test my limits, I'm gonna wing it ♪ 1669 01:37:37,220 --> 01:37:40,456 ♪ And there's nothing you can say ♪ 1670 01:37:40,458 --> 01:37:41,857 ♪ Oh, whoa ♪ 1671 01:37:41,859 --> 01:37:45,060 ♪ So here I go with an open heart ♪ 1672 01:37:45,062 --> 01:37:47,296 ♪ 'Cause... ♪ 1673 01:37:47,298 --> 01:37:49,598 ♪ Right now my life starts ♪ 1674 01:37:49,600 --> 01:37:52,902 ♪ Oh, whoa ♪ 1675 01:37:52,904 --> 01:37:55,571 ♪ But I know you're scared ♪ 1676 01:37:55,573 --> 01:37:57,706 ♪ And it's tough to bear ♪ 1677 01:37:57,708 --> 01:38:01,543 ♪ That your little girl just walked out the door ♪ 1678 01:38:01,545 --> 01:38:03,579 ♪ She's gone, she's gone ♪ 1679 01:38:03,581 --> 01:38:06,349 ♪ But it's time to see ♪ 1680 01:38:06,351 --> 01:38:08,151 ♪ The bad girl is me ♪ 1681 01:38:08,153 --> 01:38:12,989 ♪ And I just ain't that little anymore ♪ 1682 01:38:12,991 --> 01:38:16,860 ♪ Oh, whoa ♪ 1683 01:38:16,862 --> 01:38:20,997 ♪ I'm gonna try things, I'm gonna go there ♪ 1684 01:38:20,999 --> 01:38:25,635 ♪ Gonna take this all the way ♪ 1685 01:38:25,637 --> 01:38:29,139 ♪ Test my limits, I'm gonna wing it ♪ 1686 01:38:29,141 --> 01:38:31,975 ♪ And there's nothing you can say ♪ 1687 01:38:31,977 --> 01:38:33,711 ♪ There's nothing you can say ♪ 1688 01:38:33,713 --> 01:38:37,048 ♪ So here I go with an open heart ♪ 1689 01:38:37,050 --> 01:38:39,450 ♪ 'Cause... ♪ 1690 01:38:39,452 --> 01:38:42,787 ♪ Right now my life starts ♪