Go, Brazil! Yes!
Play ball like no one else!
Go! Do your thing!
Trust in me, Felipão. Relax.
What are three goals? Three goals?
We will turn this game around!
We will win the game!
Go!
Oh, Germany scored again.
Felipão, listen, we have 3 options.
The first option: Substitute the midfielder,
focus on the offense and the defense will crush them.
There is also the second option,
trust your intuition and the game will stay as it is.
The third option is calling the Big Bad Wolf and...
Holy shit! Brazil!
Why did I have to lose my wings?
He makes the bad choices and I have to pay for it?
It's unfair! It's unfair!
Holy Shit!
Watch your mouth, Geraldine, this is not your tree!
Finally! Someone is listening to me!
I thought I was talking to myself!
7 to 1, dear, Brazil won't forget this.
Fuck, but...
I'm sorry.
He made the wrong choice! It was him!
I gave him three options!
He chose the worse one and now it's my fault?
He should realize that these are not the best players in the world,
like everyone says!
The productivity evaluators made a poor assessment of your work.
The evaluators, the evaluators, the evaluators...
They are a bunch of frustrated fairies!
A bunch of...!
If this had been your first mistake,
I could let it pass, but, dear...
Just one more chance. Please, please.
Babies learn to walk by falling, right?
Please, one more chance.
If I don't do well this time, you can make me a garden dwarf.
You will be Dopey.
Please, one more chance. Please.
Do you want your wings back?
- Yes. - So get them.
Take your time, dear. No rush.
Any problems?
That's it! This is more expensive than an iPhone.
True.
There, you blew it. OK.
Alice Ribeiro, from Rio de Janeiro,
and Vicente, from Bahia, met each other...
I'll be this couple's fairy godmother?
- Deal! - Focus on the mission!
- This is ridiculous. - I'm focused. I'm focused.
The mission and me, me and the mission.
They met each other at Salvador's Carnaval in 2000.
This led to the birth of a girl...
Her name is Julia...
When she was born, Alice got a scholarship
and had to go to England.
Julia was raised by her father, Vicente,
who is a really nice guy.
He not always did it in the most orthodox way,
but he always had so much love for her.
I love these videos from the past. It's so cute.
Me too. I'm sorry.
So, did the mother abandon the girl?
Pretty much.
Alice became an international lawyer, girl!
She got married to a foreigner,
they had a son called Johnnie,
and she came back to Brazil 1 year ago.
Can you believe this? Close your mouth.
So, Julia is going to be my client?
OK, but what do I have to do?
Last chance! Understood?
When four hearts beat at the same rhythm,
two halves will be united in time and space,
in the sky and in the land, night and day,
they will all live in perfect harmony.
- Was that good? - What?
- Any questions? - No, of course not.
I got it. OK, let's do this.
Can I go? Are we done? Am I off the hook?
No privileges.
- No wings, right? - Yes.
Bye!
Good morning! Good morning, day!
- Let's get up! - Dad! It's still dark.
Look how wonderful, dear.
What if the sun was bright, the sky was blue?
What do we feel like doing? What? Going to the beach!
Skipping class!
This gray weather, the pollution, the traffic!
Dear, this is a great day to study
and to go to to your new school for the first time.
You have 5 minutes to shower, OK?
Make sure to turn the water off when you're lathering,
because daddy didn't win the lottery yet.
It will take too long. I'll get off here.
No, I'll drop you at the gates.
- Dad, it's OK! - I'll take you there.
Dad, it's OK.
- Are you sure? - Yes.
- Seriously? - Yes.
- Can I ask? - Yes.
- Can I trust you? - Yes.
- Are you taking everything? - Yes, I am.
That's right. Throw this away.
Julia, you will always be my baby!
Daddy loves you!
Excuse me.
Of course, dear.
Excuse me.
She got sandpaper on my eye!
Wait, breathe! Breathe!
Breathe!
Is anyone sitting there?
- No, sit here. - Thanks.
Come on in.
Good morning, kids.
We have a new student today, her name is...
Let me see here. Julia Ribeiro Pontes.
Julia. Stand up. Greet your new friends.
Hi.
"Hi".
- Gravity is one of the 4... - Can I borrow a pen?
...fundamental powers of nature,
along with strong force, electromagnetism and weak force.
- Yes? - May I go to the toilet?
Yes.
Does anyone know who was the father of gravity?
Who discovered gravity? What's going on, guys?
Calm down, everyone!
What's up, old man?
Mrs. Vani, excuse me, go take a walk.
It's a miracle! Are you helping me with work?
Dad, I'm about to make you lose money.
- What is this? - This is the happy McPedro meal.
Two hamburgers, lettuce...
- I told you everything. - No guy whatsoever?
Wow, I just lost my appetite.
Of course, this has gluten and lactose.
Guys, Grazi Marinezi's blog just said
we can only have hot water, lime and half a leaf of arugula.
- Girls? - Disgusting.
I lost my appetite.
Barbies talk.
Welcome, girls! Welcome!
How were the holidays?
Did you travel? Did you relax?
No, no, no, no, no. Put the phones away.
No phones in my class.
Come on, put your phones away in the locker room, come on.
But what's the point of dancing if we can't post anything?
Dear, can you please put away your phone?
Hi! Are you OK, dear?
Are you new? A new student.
- Your name? - Julia.
Julia.
Come on, girls! Please!
Get in position. I want a group here.
Come on, here.
Get in position, please.
Veronica, Ingrid and Priscila.
Do you remember last year's choreography?
Do you? Come on, show it to us.
Do a good job, please.
Wow! That was great!
Excellent! That was beautiful.
Listen, this year we need some fresh air.
Julia! Julia.
Come. Come on, dear.
Come, show us what you can do.
I wish I had my phone to record this.
Guys, from what hole did this girl come out from?
Arlindo is finally here! Arlindo!
I'll tell my father about this!
- Bia! Come on, girl! - I'm coming! I'm coming!
Julia is here. Ask Mrs. Alice if she may come in.
She may come in.
I don't believe this.
I just got you in this school and you already want to leave?
Those girls, those people, they are nothing like me!
Are the people nothing like you, or are you nothing like them?
If I were you, Julia, I would do anything to be like them,
because those people have opportunities, challenges...
But they are completely different from me.
They don't fit what your father
- thinks for you. - Julia?
- What? - Do you know the joke
of the Portuguese in the shower?
Johnny, please. Julia, I'm here to take care of you,
to make you a better person.
A father not always has conditions...
Don't bring my father into this.
I'm very, very, very happy with my father.
I was a lot happier in the other school.
I want to hear the rest of the joke later, OK?
Julia!
Don't be ungrateful. Give your mother a kiss.
Vicente?
Listen, I registered her, I paid for everything,
I bought all the books...
I even had Neide label and bind everything with so much love,
and you send the girl to school like a bum?
Her hair and her clothes were all a mess!
She likes to dress like that, Alice. It's her age. It will pass.
No! This won't pass!
This won't pass, Vicente. Julia needs discipline.
She needs a firm hand.
I honestly think Julia should spend more time with me.
Maybe we can spend some time in Europe.
Maybe she will have a wider view of the world.
Open up!
Thank you.
- So, how was your first day? - First and last day, dad.
Calm down, Julia. It will be all right, dear.
Your mother called and yelled at me.
I went there to tell her I won't stay in that school!
It doesn't fit me!
Julia, your mother is just trying to help.
Now? How cute, dad!
Those people are as bizarre as she is!
I'm really busy today. I'll even get home late.
I promise we will talk later, OK?
Where is that smile?
- Go home. - Bye.
Hey.
Hello? Hi...
It's never ice cream.
What's the deal with this school?
What's the deal with this school? It's full of spoiled girls.
No one will talk to me and I'll be by myself.
Hi!
Shut up! Shut up!
Let me explain who I am!
Don't get closer! Don't get closer!
I don't have anything! I don't have money!
I don't want your money!
My father is at work! He is arriving soon!
Your father is not my type!
- Please, leave me alone! - Quiet, quiet, quiet!
- I'm calling the police! - You're not calling the police!
It won't help calling the police!
Help!
They will play that song...
That song! That song!
Enough, listen...
It didn't hurt.
Go away! Go! Leave my home!
Go!
- You're so rude! - Leave! Go!
Go away!
We already did the yelling part.
I yelled, you yelled, it was great, now, shush.
You're a stranger in my home! Leave!
I'm not a stranger! I know you!
Listen, you are Julia Ribeiro. You are 15 years old.
You like rap, you collect sneakers,
and from what I can see, you're not very organized.
You're a pig.
- Are you stalking me? - I'm not stalking anyone.
Look, I could come up with thousands of stories,
give you thousands of reasons, but I'll be honest with you.
- I'm a fairy! - Where are your wings?
You have no boobs and I'm not throwing it in your face.
I'm a fairy! I'm a fairy! I'm a fairy! I'm a fairy!
- I'm a fairy! - Leave! Go!
Please, leave my home!
- You will be surprised! - I don't want a surprise! Leave!
Fine.
Your dad, your dad, your dad, your dad arrives in 31 seconds.
Leave my home!
Go away!
Meet me on the roof.
Julia?
Did you leave everything on, dear?
- Dear? - Dad.
- I'm here. - OK.
Do you want to talk about school?
No, I will give it another shot.
- Good night. I love you. - Good night.
OK, let me see if I get it.
You're here to help me with my problems?
I came to fulfill my mission.
Mission?
When four hearts beat at the same rhythm,
two people meet each other
and...
When two people meet each other...
They meet each other somewhere with a 'C'.
- You were talking to me. - Oh, yes! Hi!
So, do a trick to get me out of that school,
one to make my mom stop bothering me,
and give my father's life an upgrade.
Look, there are things we can do and there are things we can't do.
Tell me, what do you do?
I'm more like a personal.
Personal?
Person. A personal person.
I stay by your side and I help you with your problems.
You have family issues, relationship problems,
complex of inferiority.
I see 3 options for us to work on,
and you choose one.
The first option is, you can run away from home,
and don't go to school ever again!
Are you mad? What will I do?
I don't know, maybe shop, massages, nails...
We can figure this out later.
You didn't like it? Fine, there's the second option.
Give your life an extreme makeover.
- Let's start with this. - With what?
- That thing. - What?
This locked up energy here.
What are you talking about?
On top of everything, she is dumb.
Listen, there is also the third option:
Prick your finger on this needle and you will sleep for 100 years.
Then, just is wait for a prince to wake you up.
Choose the third option. Choose the third option.
- Option 2. - Fuck! The most boring one?
Are you sure about what you're doing?
Of course! I never made any mistakes.
Take Angelina Jolie's mouth, for instance,
do you think it is naturally beautiful? Of course not!
I added a little something there.
Of course, she helped, since she was born pretty.
Now, we are going to fix this.
It's a bit more complicated. It's a bit tough.
Anyway, let's go.
What's this, Geraldine? I look like a spider!
A fashion spider. A hip spider.
Geraldine, I look like a mushroom.
Shitake!
- So? - Geraldine.
And what is this, Geraldine?
Everyone had this hairstyle when I was in Paris.
- When were you in Paris? - 88, 89...
- 1988? - 1788.
Geraldine, do you want to help me?
Go get that curling iron.
I do want to help you, but you're annoying as fuck.
Geraldine!
Look! I'm done!
Geraldine!
Listen, these girls from your school
only care about your looks if you're pretty on your Instagram,
if you have friends on Facebook,
and if everyone watches everything you post on Snapchat.
For instance, this girl, who is she?
It's Veronica. She is doing a duck face.
Do you really think she is so pretty all the time?
Do you think she doesn't fart, she doesn't stink,
she doesn't scratch her belly button to smell it?
Of course she does. Everyone does it.
You just have to take pictures in the right angle.
Come on, do the pose. It's really important.
Chest out, tummy in. Get your ass up!
Press your boobs to make those tits bigger.
Smile, show your teeth and raise your foot.
Take the picture.
If you can get likes from pictures with kitties,
you'll get many more with a baby giraffe. 1, 2, 3...
You have to be versatile.
I love the heat, but I love the cold too.
It doesn't snow in Brazil, so I'll go to the snow. I'm rich!
What are you doing?
Get there late, but be beautiful,
gorgeous, powerful, that's it!
I'm boosting your self esteem.
Come on, get your boobs up! Like this!
Raise your chin, watch your boobs.
Come on, I have trained this for years.
That's it, one foot after the other.
- Look at that boy. - Stop, Geraldine.
I'm not stopping, brat! Go!
Press those boobs! Make those tits bigger, Julia!
Help me help you.
The curling iron was hot.
Very well, silence, kids.
Let's see if you studied during the holidays.
Who were the presocratic philosophers?
You!
It's Julia, right?
Stand up.
Did you study this at your previous school?
No.
Are you sure you don't know the answer?
Thales of Miletus, Zeno of Elea,
Heraclitus of Samos, Pythagoras,
Parmenides, Anaxagoras
and Democritus.
Well done.
Who are you seeing there?
That's Margareth, the philosophy teacher.
She is completely mad.
Well done.
In such a competitive world, we must begin to prepare
for the schools' festival.
That's it. Watch your shoulders.
I have suggested to the direction to have a meditation festival,
But what can I do?
The school wants to compete.
Come one. Seven, eight...
Two, three, four, five, six, seven and eight.
Come on, one. Watch your head.
Watch your heads. Come on, Julia.
Seven, eight and...
Look, she looks like a duck trying to dance.
A lame duck, that is.
You are all fake! You'll see a real dance!
I am a fairy, but I can also be a witch!
Don't cry!
She is rocking it!
Now. Let it go.
Enough.
Teacher, she is in our group!
- What? - Didn't you see that?
We want her!
I'm not just a fairy, I'm a bad-ass fairy!
- Jujube! - It's a miracle!
Shouldn't you be at work?
I'll get in later today, so I thought we could eat a pizza.
Focus! Get rid of him, quick!
It will ruin everything! The girls are coming!
Dad, I can't.
I promised the girls I would study with them after class.
Nice, you made some buddies.
Buddies? Julia!
Buddies, dad? Seriously?
- It's OK, dad, you can go. - OK, I'm going.
- Study well. - OK, thank you.
- Bye! - Bye.
Who was that guy?
Arlindo is here.
Thank God!
- Ms. Julia! - You know Julia?
Who doesn't know the Ribeiro Pontes.
- So, shall we go? - Where do you live, Julia?
Excuse me, Ms. Ingrid, Ms. Julia's house is on the way.
Come on, girls. Seat belts on.
I worked at Ms. Julia's house for years.
I think you are mistaking me for someone else.
It's OK if you don't remember me, Ms. Julia,
after all, you were always in Tokyo, Milan, Paris...
You have a house in Paris too?
It's not exactly what... he is saying.
Guys, take a look at her Facebook!
Let me see.
You're kidding! You were in Aspen too?
I love skiing!
- I added you, Ju. - I'm adding you too.
Accept it.
Oh, I forgot my phone at home.
She is so detached.
What is this? What is your problem?
Arlindo, you're mad!
- Thanks for the ride, Ingrid. - Don't worry about it, Ju.
- Bye. - Bye.
- Are they your friends? - Yes, they are from my class.
I loved your hair.
Julia, you could dress a little more like your friends in the car.
Where are the clothes I brought you from London?
Julia, remember the Portuguese joke?
Not now, dear, or else we will be late for judo.
Mom, I came here...
Julia, I know you lost control yesterday.
You are forgiven, OK?
I knew you would realize I was right.
I'm so late.
I loved your new friends!
Holy Shit! Five thousand views
for the video on your... I mean, my dance moves.
But what really matters is your life's extreme makeover.
Let's start: You are in Ingrid's dancing group.
You still need to learn those boring dance moves.
What a ridiculous dance.
But that ridiculous dance got you into the best group.
We have to work on your sense of reality, but we will get there.
Just one more question.
- Pedro... - What about him?
He is cute, he has that Masterchef style,
he is a nice guy, but the VIPs don't like him.
They will get on your case for hooking up with him.
Pedro is my friend and I won't stop talking to him.
He was the only one to talk to me on my first day.
OK, there is only one way to prove you are not hooking up,
which is, finding you a new hookup.
Never mind, this is something for another moment OK?
Be quiet! My dad is here!
Relax, he can't see me.
The only people who see me are those I want to see me.
Do you want to make me fat?
Fat? It was made with special ingredients
that I got for you from the fairy world.
- It's just like drinking water. - Does it taste like water too?
Try it out and see, brat.
- I want to have this forever. - You don't. You don't.
You don't know what I had to do to get those.
I ended up at Alice's tea party,
and I almost got in a fight with that fucking selfish rabbit.
He didn't want to give me a single cupcake.
So, I grew and I shrunk, I grew and I shrunk,
and a stretch-mark appeared on my ass! It was horrible!
So, I'll enjoy this.
Now that you don't have that butt face anymore,
let's get to the point.
You need to get more intimate with the VIPs, you know?
We need to know what they are doing on Saturday.
Tell, why can't such a powerful fairy such as yourself
make us disappear from one place and appear on the other?
- Are you talking to me? - No.
Listen up, teletransportation is a very hard magic trick, girl.
What's up with the slang?
I'm trying to be social. Everyone speaks like this.
What's up? What's up?
Just like them.
The smell is right on my face. What the fuck!
This guy's smell is not normal! What the hell!
His hair looks like a fern! He is rotten and he stinks!
When was the last time he showered?
- Quiet, Geraldine. - I am quiet!
I can't move! Even if I wanted to!
Come.
Why didn't you save the seat for me?
OK!
You didn't save me the seat. It's your fault.
What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up?
Sit here, please.
Fuck!
Come, Geraldine!
I'm coming!
This is hard without my wings.
Seriously?
Is this girl going to follow us around now?
Damn it, she must be needy.
Ve won't relax until she hates her.
Oh my God, you are so phoney!
You were the first one to talk behind her back.
Am I the only one who thinks this lace bikini belongs to my grandma?
No, here, at Carioca Life,
they just posted #ByeLace #CropltForever.
- Hi, girls. - Hi, Ju.
You almost missed us.
We are about to leave, actually. It's a bit late.
That's true, I just read on Healthy Life
that the sun is terrible for the skiing after 10am.
It's OK, I just came for a dive.
Bocão! What's up, Maureba?
- What's up, gorgeous? - Hey, girls.
I missed you a lot.
Hey, I don't know you.
- Julia. - Maureba.
Lace bikinis! It's in fashion!
The rest is in the past! Do you want one?
Listen, you have to hook up with Maureba!
He is the best friend of Ingrid's boyfriend.
- Veronica is into him. - I don't give a fuck about her!
What? Are you a saint now?
"I am not a bitch". Go and hook up with him. Didn't you
choose to have an extreme makeover for your life?
So, you have to be crazy.
You will become Ingrid's BFF.
OK, I didn't like any of these.
That's a shame.
Lace bikinis! They are in fashion!
- Hi, do you have swimsuits? - No!
Didn't your mother give you manners? How rude!
Go, go, go.
Lace bikinis! They are in fashion!
Hey, Julia.
Someone fell into a margarine pot.
Your friends are so funny.
- Come take a dive with me. - Not now.
OK then, hold my stuff so that I can take a dive.
Dude, you will love it.
- Thanks, Julia. - Go on.
I really want to play tennis. Let's go to the club?
I'm in.
Bikinis on sale! You can't miss it!
- Bikinis on sale! - I'm in!
- I'm in. - We're heading to the car, OK?
Quick, guys. Come on.
Go, go, fast.
Let's go.
Wait.
- You caught that on video? - Sure.
This will be a blast in Instagram.
What happened, son?
Dude, someone stole my things!
You have to pay attention at the beach!
You didn't leave it with anyone? This is what happens.
Are you mad? Bikinis on sale!
Guys, I'm back and I'm hungry.
I'll just have an orange juice.
- Won't you be hungry? - I'm on a diet.
You ate that crap from Pedro's canteen,
of course you would get fat.
Pedro.
Guys, I want to know who's going to Shut Up?
What's that?
It's an awesome party. It' next week.
- Tell them, Bocão. - R$ 300 to get in.
Why? Because it has free drinks!
I went last year and it was great!
I remember. You were gorgeous.
"You were gorgeous."
My God.
We are going again this year.
I want you to come.
Girl! Girl friend!
Hi, how are you? Can I borrow her for a second?
I really want to hear all the gossip from London.
The three of you! Show me your documents!
Eat like a...
Eat like a lady. Come on.
What about Maureba? He was totally into you.
Sure.
As if a senior hunk would even look at me.
I'll give you 3 options to get Maureba, OK?
The first option would be getting a fan
and start waving it.
Then, get a handkerchief, drop it and wait for him to pick it up.
You didn't see it. Pretend you're blind.
"I dropped it, but I didn't see it".
The second option is to talk as if you were singing,
as if you were talking to birds and forest critters.
This works at Disney.
He might think you are a bit schizophrenic?
He might think you are a bit schizophrenic.
But there is no harm to try.
The third option: You can run really fast
- and leave your shoe behind. - Geraldine, come on.
Shoe, handkerchief... None of this will work.
So, play his game, get the surfer style on.
Look at him and say, "Hey, dude, what's up?"
Do it like this. Squint your eyes.
Like this?
You appear to be nearsighted. Like this. Be subtle, you know?
Push your chin forward so you don't have a jowl.
Look at him straight, don't look at him sideways,
or your turtle neck will show.
Then you do this with your lips. Understood?
Are you sure about this?
Of course I am, Julia!
Did you ever see me do anything to harm you?
Come on, dear.
I'm a bad-ass fairy, dear. I know this, trust me.
Look, look at them. They are coming.
Go, go, go, go.
- Go, go, go, go! - Calm down, Geraldine!
Julia!
Go on, girl! Hi.
Julia, you disappeared.
Maureba drank your juice.
Was it good?
There's something wrong with your eye.
Is it conjunctivitis?
It's not.
I'm really late! Bye!
- OK, let's go? - Let's go.
Did you see that? Was she hitting on Maureba?
- Apparently. - I will get this girl.
- Stop bitching. - That's my line.
You're so cute!
Don't you have an owner?
R$ 300 for a dance outfit?
Yes, dad, it's a tournament to represent the school.
I really need this. It's crucial.
"It's crucial"?
Dear, I don't recognize you.
Actually, let's talk about something crucial.
Where were you this afternoon?
You didn't call to say where you were.
I went to the beach,
and then, I went to a great club with my friends.
Is there a problem?
No.
Dear, you are going to an expensive school
but you are not rich.
We need to have priorities.
You know this.
When is this performance?
- I can get some money... - Never mind, dad.
- I can pay it in installments. - Never mind. I'll figure it out.
I can ask my mom.
Do that. Ask your mom.
She will understand.
I think you are becoming more like her every day.
I was thinking about your dress!
It will be pink with embroidery! It will be wonderful!
- There is no dress, Geraldine. - No dress?
It's a nudist party!
OK, if there is no dress, we can focus on the carriage.
Geraldine, there won't be a carriage.
No carriage?
I get it! The nudist party will be here!
What will your dad think?
There is no carriage and no dress because I'm not going.
But why aren't you going?
Because I don't have money.
My father doesn't have money.
- Who are you calling? - Pedro.
I need to apologize for leaving him and his things at the beach.
You won't be able to reach him on this number.
Why?
I was going to spare you, but you asked.
I swear! I was robbed and I lost all my documents!
What have I done?
Forget about it.
I'm glad you came, dear.
Sit.
I was invited to be on the state dance competition at school.
That's great!
I need money to get the outfit for the performance,
because my father doesn't have the money.
Julia, about the outfit for the performance,
ask your father, understood, dear?
I have a surprise for you.
I bought myself a new phone. Do you want my old one?
I do. Thank you.
You know, Julia, your manners, the way you dress,
says a lot about you, you know?
Pedro?
I'm sorry, they called me to go to the club and I forgot.
Dude, don't be like this with me.
It wasn't on purpose!
Look, I thought I knew you.
I thought you were different, but you are not.
You're just another human Barbie,
just like everyone else.
It wasn't me.
Maybe it was, but just a little.
Hey, check out the competition.
Dude, look at their splits!
Ju, let it go. Pedro is too childish.
- He is our age. - But he don't belong with her.
"Canteen"?
You need someone like Maureba.
Ve is into him.
Imagine hooking up with my boyfriend's best friend.
Dude, we could go out together!
Maybe even travel!
You need to hook up with him at the party!
- You bought the ticket, right? - Yes.
I'm buying mine now.
You do know you must be 18 to get in, right?
Look, you can get a fake ID for R$ 200.
Hello, my friend!
- What is this? - "Soy yo!"
Actually, it's me. It's me!
Lady Gaga!
No? Britney. Britney Spears.
Madonna? Madonna!
OK, OK, OK! Did you get the stuff?
Dear, we have plenty of options.
You'll love it. Check it out.
I got this pink one and this one.
Look at this one, it's so funny! I love it!
This one makes some noise.
Check this one out. It's totally "legalize".
I got this from Bob Marley himself and...
OK! Enough, Geraldine!
You didn't understand it has to be a specific bracelet?
What do you mean by specific bracelet?
- Its like an invitation. - An invitation?
If I knew it was that easy,
Maleficent wouldn't have crashed Sleeping Beauty's baptism!
So, create the money and buy the invitation.
FAIRY MANUAL
Look, according to the Fairy Manual,
"The fairy is authorized to provide consumer goods
according to their client's needs.
However, creating any sort of money transaction."
Basically, I can't do money.
Shit! Besides the money, I need a fake ID.
Fake ID?
Let me guess, the manual is against forgery?
This is why we stopped working in China.
But I can give you three options.
Here we go.
First one: You tell your mother the truth,
and ask her for the money.
The second one, option two,
we crash the party, we can figure something out and get it.
And, option three...
We can give your father this poisoned apple,
and as soon as he passes out, we grab his wallet
and we use the money to buy the invitation to the party.
An apple, Geraldine? Are you mad?
What about the clothes?
The clothes? Dear, look at me.
Honey bunny, look at this.
Are you asking if I know anything about clothes?
Check out this movement! This is Lycra!
Hey, Jujube, it's your dad.
Pick up, please! This is my fourth message today.
Do you like to see me like this?
Answer the phone. Bye.
Come, come, come.
Watch the hole.
Don't lean on me like this,
because it seems like you're leaning on a ghost.
No one can see me, just you.
Listen, what do you think about my clothes?
It's... nice.
Really? I thought it was too basic, dude.
Damn it! Basic?
I'm nude, it's the nude tones. I don't like it.
You look like a Christmas tree, Geraldine.
Really?
Thanks! Stop it!
You're just trying to cheer me up!
Geraldine, how will I get in?
Look, I'll give you three options.
The first one: Go back home
and spend the whole night watching jewelry auctions.
- No. - No? OK?
So, here is the second option.
We can rob the bracelet from someone in the queue!
- Are you mad, Geraldine? - Or the third option.
- Plant a beanstalk. - A magic beanstalk?
No, a normal one. We'll wait for it to grow.
It may take a while, but it will do.
No, Geraldine.
Fuck, you're so annoying! You don't like anything!
Hey, Julia.
So, you're not picking up the phone.
I've been calling you for hours.
Julia?
My God.
What are you doing?
I'm trying to find my wand, but...
I hid it too well.
Where are we going?
We're going to the party, girl!
Alice, Julia is gone.
I need to know if she is there. Call me, please.
Geraldine, I won't make it!
Don't complain, if you were down here, you'd know what is pain.
Fuck, it can't be that hard!
Go, Julia! Go, go!
I can't, Geraldine.
Julia, my back is frozen. Hold on.
Geraldine, don't move.
Geraldine!
Hey, grab my hand!
I can't! Geraldine, I'm falling!
No, you're not! Grab my hand!
Geraldine, help me!
Stop complaining and don't panic, girl!
- Geraldine, I'm falling! Help me! - No, you're not! Try to meditate!
Geraldine, help me!
- I'm trying! - Geraldine!
- Hold on. - No!
Geraldine, I'm falling!
Hi, is this the Fairy Customer Service?
I needed to ask for some magic. Calm down.
- Levitation. - For the love of God, Geraldine!
It's urgent, OK? It's a matter of life and death.
- Geraldine, help me! - What?
The download has a delay?
- Geraldine! - How long?
- Geraldine! - OK! Thank you, Bye!
- Will it take long? - Calm down, there's a delay!
- It's not my fault! - You're kidding me!
I'm not kidding! Grab my hand.
- I'm falling. - Come on. Come on.
Why are you so angry?
Didn't you want to come to the party? Here you are!
Look who is here. The little bitches.
I mean, your friends.
Look who's there too. It's Maureba.
You can't miss this opportunity.
You must hook up with him! Go on and do it!
- If you don't, I'll do it. - What?
What? He is hot.
He is hot, his energy is good and he is a good person.
Fine, Geraldine.
Walk properly. Look what you're doing.
It seems like you shit your pants.
I don't know how to walk in heels.
Everyone can see!
You have to hide that you don't know how to walk in heels.
Go, greet everyone. Say, "Hi, friends!"
Laugh, pretend you know everyone here.
- Hi, Ju! - Hi.
Hi.
- What is this? - You poor thing!
She doesn't know about the silence party.
It's way better, because no one can interact with us!
Hey, girls. How are you?
- Hi, Maureba! - Hi.
Maureba, have you seen Bocão?
Bocão? No, I haven't.
- Come, Pri. - I'm coming.
Be good, sweetie
- You are gorgeous. - Thank you.
- Where are your headphones? - I... Iost them.
We can share mine. Hold them.
- Thanks. - I'll play a song for us.
I need someone to interact with. I'm nervous.
Maureba! Excuse me.
It's our song. Remember?
I don't believe this. It's our song.
- Spring Love? - Spring Love.
- I think you're mistaken. - I must be mistaken.
If you want to dance, I'm fine.
- No! - OK.
No, no. So, I'm going to...
Alice, do you think I would be so desperate if this wasn't new?
She can come home whenever she wants, at whatever time she wishes.
You never know where she is. I honestly don't know, Vicente.
She is out of control!
Who are you to talk about control, Alice?
You don't know anything about Julia.
You lived your life abroad sending her gifts.
I wanted to see if it was the other way around, Vicente.
If you left to study, to make money,
to ensure your daughter's future.
But no, in the meantime...
In the meantime, I was changing her diapers,
taking her to the hospital, teaching her to read, to eat,
sorting out her notebooks, studying for...
Enough, fine.
I'll wait for you to call me back, OK?
OK, I'll call you. Bye.
Hey, come. Come back.
Come here.
Lassie? Rex?
Pluto? Sonia?
Lilly? Marley?
Wilma?
Hello? Who is this?
I can't hear anything. The connection is terrible.
Message me through Whats App!
The download is done?
What download?
Come down! Come down!
Look! The boy is here!
Come down! Come down, Julia!
- Look! - Geraldine!
- Julia! - Get me out!
Don't panic! I'm in control, OK?
Don't panic! It's fine! I'm in control!
Come here! Come down!
Julia! Julia!
Head that way, Julia! That way, Julia!
Damn! I want some of that too!
Fuck, this is hard work.
- I tried everything! - I can't believe this, Geraldine!
- Julia? Julia? - What?
Tell me, what are you good for?
Until now, you haven't helped me with anything!
What? I invited you to this party!
I don't want anything from you! Are you mad?
Go back to your canteen boyfriend!
Forget about Maureba! Forget about the festival!
- I need my wings. - What are you talking about?
I'm saying you are just hanging out with us because of your spin!
This is my last chance to get my wings back.
Hold on, you were trying to help yourself!
You were taking advantage of me all this time?
- You're a bitch! - No, you're a bitch!
Stop this, girls!
Stop this! Two girls fighting?
If we must stick to animals, she is a mare!
Son of a bitch, man.
A bitch? I was helping her.
At least you're here to cheer me up.
You're completely wrong once again.
Isn't that right, Geraldine?
What the fuck is this?
I'm Anko, from the Monitoring Department.
I was sent to keep an eye on you in this mission.
- I'm taking you back. - No.
- I'm taking you. - No.
- Why not! I'm taking you. - No, you're not.
No, you're not. My mission is not over yet.
I'm sorry, but you failed. You messed up.
You screwed up.
Now I'll have to take you back.
You know where.
- Julia? - Dad!
Dear!
Are you OK? Is everything OK?
- Have you been drinking, Julia? - Just a bit.
Your daughter and her friend were in a fight.
She attacked me, dad.
- You called me a bitch! - I wasn't talking to you!
Come here! Listen, I didn't go through all these hardships
to have to see you in this state!
Are you embarrassed?
You should have thought about it before doing this!
- Everyone can hear. - That's great, Julia!
Great, everyone here can hear!
I know there are so many minors here lying to their parents!
What do you want, Julia? Suck it up! Come on!
Besides being a betrayer, the skank is also a liar?
She was pretending to be someone else.
What about you, young lady? Isn't your father coming?
The driver is coming.
Did you see her face?
I'm coming.
Alice? I'm sorry.
Please, come in.
I'm sorry, Alice.
I forgot to tell you it was fine.
I managed to talk to Julia. She was studying with a friend.
- You know how teenagers are. - Where is Julia?
She is in her room, but everything is fine.
I've talked to her friend, to her friend's father,
- She was studying. - Studying on a Saturday night?
Do you really think I'm this naive?
Do you think I was never a teenager?
I fucked up too. Our relationship is proof of this.
But I'm not here to talk about a relationship that never existed.
- I came to fix a mistake. - Well, that's great.
That's great. "Fix a mistake".
It's never to late, right, Alice?
I called my mother in London...
I'm glad you have a mother. That's important.
We talked, quite a lot actually,
and we decided that the best for Julia, right now,
is for her to live in England.
She will graduate there! She will learn more languages!
- You abandoned your daughter... - I didn't abandon anyone!
- Yes, you did! - No!
I went after a better life, a better future!
She dreamed you'd come back for years! Years!
You came back and you remained distant!
You didn't even try to get close to Julia!
Now, you come into my house pretending to be a great mom!
"I am the mother of the year! We have to fix a mistake!"
Where is the mistake?
How can you fix this? Tell me!
Sending her away from you and from me is fixing a mistake?
I can't reason with an idiot!
You should know that Julia never lacked anything!
I'm sorry, she did lack something.
A present mother.
- I'll go to the courts. - Go on.
- I'll prove you're unable... - Go, go, go.
The courts? Go ask the president!
- Talk to whoever you want! - You can't take care of her!
You're not taking my daughter from me! You're not!
She has a great life!
- She was raised here! - Look at you, Vicente!
You don't live under a bridge. You live inside one.
- Dad! - Dear.
Calm down.
Geraldine?
Fuck, Anko, don't do this to me. You scared me.
This mission is done. It's over.
I did everything to help this girl.
I showed her that mistakes lead you to the right path.
I'm already fucked, but I still want to help her!
Geraldine, focus!
Focus on your new job,
monitor people and point out those who need help.
OK, but I doubt she will lie or pretend to be rich now.
Look, if you do a good job,
I might give you a new chance in 100 years.
100 years?
Not a chance!
Focus, Geraldine! Focus!
Everyone has... stories...
Everyone has a...
Everyone. I can't hear.
Pay attention, please. Everybody.
Try to understand that people are not always
as they first seem.
Again.
Try to understand... Louder.
That people are not always...
You didn't have breakfast today, right?
OK, open your books on page 34, please, everybody.
One, two, three, four, five, hands, six, drop...
Ju! Ju! Julia! Come!
Quick, look at this! Look!
- Who recorded this? - The goth girl.
She posted it before dance class, so, no one has seen it.
Julia, if this hits the internet, Ingrid will die.
Dude, if this goes viral...
My mother, the judge, my father!
Listen to me. I have an idea.
- Will you come with me? - We'll do it together.
Come!
No running.
Let's do this while everyone is here.
Yes.
- Let's go? - Let's go.
Come! Quick!
Look, wait for me here.
Pay attention. Watch out.
- Go ahead. - We're in this together.
Ve! Faster!
I got everyone's phones. Let's go!
- Here, it's yours. - I'll get it later.
Wait, you got everyone's phones?
You should have gotten the goth girl's.
Wake up, I got all of them for safety, now let's go.
There! Here, here, here, here!
Grab this bag and try to find out which one belongs to the goth.
- What about the password? - A senior who is a hacker.
He can find the passwords and even erase the videos.
- But... - I'll meet you at the canteen.
- I'll find him! Go! - OK!
Shouldn't you be in P. E?
I don't know, dad. I don't feel too well.
Don't you say I never help you out?
I decided to help you.
Hang on, dad.
It was too good to be true.
What's going on? Why aren't you in class?
My God, where is Geraldine when I need her?
OK, tell me, what's going on?
I have everything here.
Ve, she convinced me.
I don't think we should do this,
but I had no choice.
Guys! Guys!
Someone stole my bag!
My phone was in there!
Someone went through everyone's bags!
Calm down, girls! Calm down!
What's the meaning of this?
This smells very fishy!
Did you know you could be expelled for this?
Come, you'll give these phones back right now.
Come on.
Everyone! Enough, enough! What's the meaning of this?
You are out of control! For the love of God!
Use my phone to call your phones.
Can I borrow it, please?
My God.
Julia, don't you want to answer that?
Don't you want to answer that, Julia?
Shit.
What's up?
Geraldine, I know what you are doing.
Great, because I don't.
I was looking for the toilet. Do you know where it is?
- I'm a bit lost. - Geraldine?
Can you focus?
Wow, did you always have these beautiful eyes?
- What? - Anko, help me help Julia?
Geraldine, I can't.
I'm following orders.
But your orders are to watch me.
I'll let you watch me wherever you want,
in whichever way you want.
Hello, this is Anko, from monitoring,
Hi. Hi.
I need teletransportation right now!
- It will take a few minutes. - OK.
- So? - It will take 5 minutes.
- 5 minutes? - Yes.
- It will be enough. - Really?
It's enough time.
Veronica, where do you think you're going?
To the toilet. May I?
Come on in. Julia is in there.
Johnnie, wait here, OK? I'll be right back.
- Dad! - Dear.
- Dad! - It's OK.
Tell the truth, like we have always done.
Vicente, Alice, thank you so much for coming so quickly.
We have to talk about something really serious.
- Theft. - Theft?
- What? Theft? - What theft?
- There was no theft. - How are you so certain?
I trust my daughter. I know my daughter.
Of course.
Is there anyone here?
Is there anyone in the bathroom?
Help! Help!
Please! Please! CONFESS
I'll confess! I'll confess! Stop! Stop!
Julia, what does this video show?
Julia, please, listen to Mrs. Erminia.
- Listen... - It was me! I confess!
It was me! I did everything!
I recorded the video, I posted it,
and I made Julia hold the bag and the phones.
I did this because I was jealous.
I was jealous of Julia with my friends,
and I was Jealous of Julia for being with Maureba.
Vicente, Alice, I apologize for all this trouble, Julia,
but right now, I have to talk to Veronica.
Manuel said, "Maria, we only have shampoo for dry hair,
but my hair is wet!"
OK, but what is the deal with the dry hair?
It was written there.
Come on, Johnnie.
Pedro, you have been cleared. You can go now.
Cool.
- Hi. - Hi.
What's up, girls?
Now, representing the Belgian Alliance School,
we have the VIP Jazz team!
You can do almost anything in life
If you are persistent you'll get anywhere
Just try not to hurt anyone else
If you have this in mind, anything goes
It doesn't matter if you have straight or curly hair
The color of your skin or if you can dance
You can support Botafogo, Flamengo, Corinthians
It doesn't matter if you like funk, hip hop, bolero, rock or axe
Actually, everyone is different
What matters in life is being who you are
Wonderful!
- You did it! - No, you did it!
- This is why... - You have 3 options.
Are you stealing my lines?
You know me too well!
First option: You dump Pedro, I dump my fairy
and we can go to the clubs to hook up with everyone.
Stop, don't mention clubs. I'm traumatized.
Second option: We can call the Fairy Customer Service,
and ask for a replay from your kiss on Pedro,
which was really shitty!
We can work on your technique.
Next.
The third option is a silly fairytale thing.
- You won't like it. - Tell me.
This bad-ass fairy is naughty This bad-ass fairy is so naughty
This bad-ass fairy is naughty This bad-ass fairy is naughty
This bad-ass fairy is so naughty
She is different She talks smoothly
She is almost obscene This bad-ass fairy is crazy
She just wants to have fun She loves to tease
She wants to provoke This bad-ass fairy is crazy
Let her have fun Let her shine
This fairy has no limits She just wants to enjoy herself
Let her have fun Let her shine
She is ready to fly
This bad-ass fairy is naughty This bad-ass fairy is naughty
This bad-ass fairy is so naughty
This bad-ass fairy is naughty This bad-ass fairy is naughty
This bad-ass fairy is so naughty
So naughty
She is different She talks smoothly
She is almost obscene This bad-ass fairy is crazy
She just wants to have fun She loves to tease
She wants to provoke This bad-ass fairy is crazy
Let her have fun Let her shine
This fairy has no limits She just wants to enjoy herself
Let her have fun Let her shine
She is ready to fly
This bad-ass fairy is naughty This bad-ass fairy is naughty
This bad-ass fairy is so naughty
This bad-ass fairy is naughty This bad-ass fairy is naughty
You have three options.
Recovered by (c) dCd / March 2018