1 00:00:01,902 --> 00:00:03,071 - HEY, I WAS JUST RUNNING BY 2 00:00:03,104 --> 00:00:05,373 AND HE JUST COLLAPSED. - OKAY. 3 00:00:10,911 --> 00:00:12,680 NOTHING. BRIAN, TURN OFF THE GOD-- 4 00:00:12,713 --> 00:00:14,515 BRIAN TURN OFF THE GODDAMN BALL MACHINE, PLEASE. 5 00:00:14,548 --> 00:00:15,583 - RIGHT! 6 00:00:17,785 --> 00:00:19,687 - I'M NOT LOSING THIS GUY. 7 00:00:22,290 --> 00:00:23,657 BRIAN! I CAN'T-- 8 00:00:23,691 --> 00:00:25,393 I CAN'T FIND THE SWITCH, JOHN-- 9 00:00:25,426 --> 00:00:27,261 - CAN YOU UNPLUG THE MACHINE? - DAMN IT, THAT KID-- 10 00:00:27,295 --> 00:00:28,929 - OW! - THE CORD... 11 00:00:28,962 --> 00:00:32,100 IT'S--IT'S TOO LONG. 12 00:00:32,133 --> 00:00:33,534 IT'S TOO LONG OF A CORD - BRIAN! 13 00:00:33,567 --> 00:00:35,069 - CLEAR. [power up whine] 14 00:00:35,103 --> 00:00:36,737 [thump] 15 00:00:36,770 --> 00:00:39,540 THERE HE IS--AH. EASY, EASY, EASY, EASY, EASY. 16 00:00:39,573 --> 00:00:41,008 EASY. - HEY, PULSE, STRONG. 17 00:00:41,041 --> 00:00:42,243 - GOOD. - PULSE STRONG. 18 00:00:42,276 --> 00:00:44,112 - HEY, WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 19 00:00:44,145 --> 00:00:45,179 HE'S WITH-- HE'S WITH US. 20 00:00:45,213 --> 00:00:46,680 - THANK GOD. 21 00:00:46,714 --> 00:00:49,083 TELL ME WHEN YOU GET HIM OUT OF THE LINE OF FIRE. 22 00:00:49,117 --> 00:00:50,384 AH! 23 00:00:50,418 --> 00:00:53,354 [hip hop music] 24 00:00:53,387 --> 00:00:56,224 * 25 00:00:57,791 --> 00:00:58,959 - GIN. 26 00:00:58,992 --> 00:01:01,095 - VOODOO, THAT IS NOT GIN. 27 00:01:01,129 --> 00:01:03,030 YOU CAN'T JUST SAY "GIN." 28 00:01:03,063 --> 00:01:05,533 - HEY, EXCUSE ME. I'M LOOKING FOR JOHN FARRELL. 29 00:01:05,566 --> 00:01:06,934 - WHAT'S YOUR NAME, SON? 30 00:01:06,967 --> 00:01:08,969 - I'M JOSH MILLER, HE SAVED MY LIFE 31 00:01:09,002 --> 00:01:10,704 A COUPLE OF DAYS AGO AND I JUST-- 32 00:01:10,738 --> 00:01:12,039 I WANTED TO THANK HIM. - HEY, JOHN. 33 00:01:12,072 --> 00:01:14,242 YOU GOT ONE. 34 00:01:14,275 --> 00:01:16,410 - OH, THOSE DO-RITE DONUTS? 35 00:01:16,444 --> 00:01:18,112 - THESE ARE DO-RITE DONUTS. 36 00:01:18,146 --> 00:01:19,747 - HOLY SH--! ARE THERE ANY CANDY-MAPLE BACON IN THERE? 37 00:01:19,780 --> 00:01:22,250 - I THINK THERE'S FOUR IN HERE. - AH! MY MAN! 38 00:01:22,283 --> 00:01:24,285 THESE ARE LITERALLY THE BEST DONUTS IN CHICAGO. 39 00:01:24,318 --> 00:01:26,487 I'M SO GLAD YOU LIVED! [laughter] 40 00:01:26,520 --> 00:01:28,456 - I DIDN'T THINK YOU'D REMEMBER ME. 41 00:01:28,489 --> 00:01:29,923 - OH, I REMEMBER ALL MY SAVES. 42 00:01:29,957 --> 00:01:31,492 TENNIS COURT. CARDIAC ARREST, RIGHT? 43 00:01:31,525 --> 00:01:32,993 - THAT'S RIGHT. - MM-HMM. 44 00:01:33,026 --> 00:01:34,395 - I WASN'T SURE WHAT TO GET THE PERSON 45 00:01:34,428 --> 00:01:35,496 THAT SAVED MY LIFE SO I JUST-- 46 00:01:35,529 --> 00:01:36,964 - OH, NO. NO. YOU NAILED IT. 47 00:01:36,997 --> 00:01:38,832 - THANKS FOR STOPPING BY. 48 00:01:38,866 --> 00:01:40,301 - YEAH, THANKS FOR STOPPING BY. 49 00:01:40,334 --> 00:01:42,436 - IT'S THE LEAST I CAN DO. - MM-HMM. 50 00:01:43,971 --> 00:01:45,806 - LOOK, JOHN, UM... - HMM? 51 00:01:47,641 --> 00:01:48,909 - THANK YOU. 52 00:01:48,942 --> 00:01:50,144 - YOU'RE WELCOME. 53 00:01:50,178 --> 00:01:52,012 - THANK YOU. 54 00:01:52,045 --> 00:01:53,113 - YOU'RE WELCOME. - THANK YOU. 55 00:01:53,147 --> 00:01:54,448 - YOU'RE WELCOME. 56 00:01:54,482 --> 00:01:57,017 - THANK YOU. - YOU'RE...WELCOME. 57 00:01:57,050 --> 00:01:58,919 HEY, MAYBE NO MORE TENNIS FOR AWHILE, HUH? 58 00:01:58,952 --> 00:02:01,088 - [laughing] 59 00:02:01,121 --> 00:02:04,825 - * CANDY-MAPLE BACON DO-RITE DONUTS * 60 00:02:04,858 --> 00:02:05,993 - I BELIEVE I WAS PART OF THAT SAVE. 61 00:02:06,026 --> 00:02:07,295 [all yelling] 62 00:02:07,328 --> 00:02:08,696 - REALLY? YOU'RE NOT GONNA SHARE? 63 00:02:08,729 --> 00:02:10,130 THERE'S THOUSANDS OF CALORIES IN THAT BOX. 64 00:02:10,164 --> 00:02:11,465 - YEAH, MY CALORIES. 65 00:02:11,499 --> 00:02:13,267 - HIS CALORIES. 66 00:02:13,301 --> 00:02:14,968 THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU'RE THE WHITE KNIGHT. 67 00:02:15,002 --> 00:02:16,136 - OCCASIONALLY, WHEN YOU SAVE SOMEBODY, 68 00:02:16,170 --> 00:02:17,505 THEY GET ALL EMOTIONAL ABOUT IT 69 00:02:17,538 --> 00:02:19,039 AND FEEL LIKE THEY NEED TO SHOWER YOU 70 00:02:19,072 --> 00:02:20,674 WITH GIFTS AND ATTENTION. 71 00:02:20,708 --> 00:02:22,510 IT'S CALLED "WHITE KNIGHT SYNDROME." 72 00:02:22,543 --> 00:02:24,712 AND TODAY, IT'S JOHN. - AWESOME. 73 00:02:24,745 --> 00:02:26,380 - HAPPENS ALL THE TIME IN OUR LINE OF WORK. 74 00:02:26,414 --> 00:02:27,715 - TO SOME OF US MORE THAN OTHERS. 75 00:02:27,748 --> 00:02:29,049 - YEAH. - [laughs] YEAH! YEARS AGO, 76 00:02:29,082 --> 00:02:31,652 I SAVED A MASSEUSE AT MARIO TRICOCI. 77 00:02:31,685 --> 00:02:33,354 HE STILL GIVES ME MONTHLY FOOT RUBS 78 00:02:33,387 --> 00:02:34,822 AND THE SIGNATURE BODY SCRUB. 79 00:02:34,855 --> 00:02:36,557 - YOU KNOW, IT CAN GO THE OTHER WAY, TOO. 80 00:02:36,590 --> 00:02:38,626 THEY CALL THAT "THE FLORENCE NIGHTINGALE SYNDROME." 81 00:02:38,659 --> 00:02:40,728 THAT'S WHEN THE CAREGIVER FORMS AN UNNATURAL BOND 82 00:02:40,761 --> 00:02:42,296 WITH THE PERSON THEY SAVE. 83 00:02:42,330 --> 00:02:45,132 - THAT'S HOW I ENDED UP WITH MY SECOND WIFE. 84 00:02:45,165 --> 00:02:47,301 DON'T EVER MARRY A PERSON YOU SAVE, 85 00:02:47,335 --> 00:02:50,037 'CAUSE ALL YOU END UP WANTING TO DO IS TO KILL THEM. 86 00:02:50,070 --> 00:02:52,640 AND THEN YOU REALIZE THAT YOU ALREADY HAD YOUR CHANCE 87 00:02:52,673 --> 00:02:53,707 AND YOU BLEW IT. 88 00:02:53,741 --> 00:02:57,044 - GIN. 89 00:02:57,077 --> 00:02:58,679 - THAT'S ACTUALLY GIN. 90 00:02:58,712 --> 00:03:01,649 [mellow electronic music] 91 00:03:01,682 --> 00:03:04,051 * 92 00:03:04,084 --> 00:03:06,053 - DO YOU FEEL NAUSEOUS? ANY DIZZINESS AT ALL? 93 00:03:06,086 --> 00:03:09,657 - NO, NO. I'M OKAY, I THINK. 94 00:03:09,690 --> 00:03:11,225 HOW DOES MY FACE LOOK? 95 00:03:11,259 --> 00:03:12,660 DOES MY FACE LOOK OKAY? 96 00:03:12,693 --> 00:03:14,362 - YOU HAVE SOME BUMPS AND BRUISES, 97 00:03:14,395 --> 00:03:15,896 BUT IT LOOKS SUPERFICIAL. - SUPER--SUPERFICIAL HOW? 98 00:03:15,929 --> 00:03:17,731 WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 99 00:03:17,765 --> 00:03:20,067 - OH, YOU KNOW WHAT? HERE, TAKE A LOOK. 100 00:03:22,035 --> 00:03:23,271 [phone camera clicks] 101 00:03:25,439 --> 00:03:26,740 - OH, NO! 102 00:03:26,774 --> 00:03:28,276 - WHAT'S GOING ON OVER THERE, BRI? 103 00:03:28,309 --> 00:03:30,578 [woman sobbing] - NOTHING. WE'RE--WE ARE OKAY. 104 00:03:30,611 --> 00:03:33,447 I PUT A VALENCIA FILTER ON IT. THAT WAS MY BAD. 105 00:03:33,481 --> 00:03:35,349 LET ME JUST SHOW YOU THE ORIGINAL. 106 00:03:35,383 --> 00:03:37,385 OH, MY GOD, THAT'S WORSE. I LOOK-- 107 00:03:37,418 --> 00:03:38,852 I LOOK DISGUSTING. 108 00:03:38,886 --> 00:03:40,187 - I'LL PUT IT IN BLACK AND WHITE. 109 00:03:40,220 --> 00:03:41,589 IT'S A CLASSIC WAY TO LOOK AT-- 110 00:03:41,622 --> 00:03:43,857 - NEVER SHOW THEM THEIR FACE. 111 00:03:43,891 --> 00:03:46,594 - I HAVE PROM IN LESS THAN A WEEK. 112 00:03:46,627 --> 00:03:48,262 WHAT AM I GONNA DO? 113 00:03:48,296 --> 00:03:49,963 - YOU KNOW THE PROM. 114 00:03:49,997 --> 00:03:51,265 I MEAN, THE PICTURES THAT THEY TAKE, 115 00:03:51,299 --> 00:03:53,066 THEY DON'T WORK OUT WELL FOR ANYBODY. 116 00:03:53,100 --> 00:03:55,636 I MEAN, HAVE YOU SEEN JENNIFER GARNER'S PROM PICTURE? 117 00:03:55,669 --> 00:03:57,638 SHE LOOKED HIDEOUS! LIKE AN ABSOLUTE COW. 118 00:03:57,671 --> 00:04:00,073 I MEAN, YOU'RE BETTER OFF WITH A FEW SCRATCHES ON YOUR FACE. 119 00:04:00,107 --> 00:04:01,375 AT LEAST THEN YOU HAVE AN EXCUSE. 120 00:04:01,409 --> 00:04:02,776 I'M GONNA GO CHECK ON EVERYBODY 121 00:04:02,810 --> 00:04:03,911 AND JUST SEE HOW EVERYONE'S DOING. 122 00:04:03,944 --> 00:04:04,912 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 123 00:04:04,945 --> 00:04:07,881 [hip hop music] 124 00:04:07,915 --> 00:04:09,917 * 125 00:04:09,950 --> 00:04:13,321 JENNIFER GARNER LOOKED AMAZING IN HER PROM PICTURE. 126 00:04:13,354 --> 00:04:15,589 I REALLY HOPE SHE DOESN'T LOOK IT UP. 127 00:04:15,623 --> 00:04:17,325 I MEAN, ALL PROM PICTURES ARE GREAT. 128 00:04:17,358 --> 00:04:20,461 THEY ARE LITERALLY THE GREATEST PICTURES IN THE WORLD. 129 00:04:20,494 --> 00:04:22,463 - MINE WASN'T. - I CAN'T BELIEVE I LIED TO HER. 130 00:04:22,496 --> 00:04:23,831 - YOU JUST TRIED TO MAKE HER FEEL BETTER, BRIAN. 131 00:04:23,864 --> 00:04:26,600 THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT. 132 00:04:26,634 --> 00:04:29,002 - I NEED FIVE, GUYS. 133 00:04:29,036 --> 00:04:31,472 - MAN, MY PROM WAS SO DOPE. 134 00:04:31,505 --> 00:04:34,074 I WORE THIS LIME GREEN TUXEDO I GOT FOR 200 BUCKS. 135 00:04:34,107 --> 00:04:36,844 THAT WAS MY POWER SUIT, YO. I KILLED IT IN THAT THING. 136 00:04:36,877 --> 00:04:39,246 I WORE IT FOR EVERY JOB INTERVIEW THAT SUMMER, TOO. 137 00:04:39,279 --> 00:04:41,849 DIDN'T GET NO JOBS, BUT I CAN'T BLAME THE SUIT THOUGH. 138 00:04:41,882 --> 00:04:43,250 I JUST CAN'T. 139 00:04:43,283 --> 00:04:44,952 I KNOW I SHOULD, BUT I CAN'T. 140 00:04:44,985 --> 00:04:47,355 - MY PROM WAS SEGREGATED. 141 00:04:48,956 --> 00:04:51,692 - MY PROM WAS INTEGRATED? 142 00:04:51,725 --> 00:04:54,628 [funk music] 143 00:04:54,662 --> 00:04:55,963 - HEY, JOSH! - JOHNNY. 144 00:04:55,996 --> 00:04:57,865 - WHAT'S UP, MAN? - I'M GOOD, MAN. 145 00:04:57,898 --> 00:04:59,299 HEY, SO, UH, I PICKED SOMETHING UP FOR YOU 146 00:04:59,333 --> 00:05:01,268 WHEN I WAS IN HONG KONG, 147 00:05:01,301 --> 00:05:03,270 AND I THOUGHT IT'D BE EASIER FOR ME TO JUST DROP IT OFF HERE 148 00:05:03,303 --> 00:05:05,539 THAN PUT IT IN THE MAIL, SO... 149 00:05:09,209 --> 00:05:11,278 - THANK YOU, JOSH. 150 00:05:11,311 --> 00:05:13,481 WOW. DID IT COME IN THIS NICE PLASTIC? 151 00:05:13,514 --> 00:05:15,449 - NO. I PAID A LOT EXTRA FOR IT. 152 00:05:15,483 --> 00:05:17,451 [laughter] 153 00:05:17,485 --> 00:05:19,387 HEY, JUST TRY IT ON, SEE IF I GOT THE SIZES RIGHT. 154 00:05:19,420 --> 00:05:20,788 - OKAY, YEAH. I WILL. 155 00:05:20,821 --> 00:05:23,223 WOW, YOU WERE IN CHINA? 156 00:05:23,256 --> 00:05:24,892 - I GO THERE ALL THE TIME FOR BUSINESS. 157 00:05:24,925 --> 00:05:26,460 AND WHEN I'M THERE, THEY MAKE CUSTOM CLOTHES SO CHEAP, 158 00:05:26,494 --> 00:05:28,729 I JUST LOAD UP. - YO, I'VE ALWAYS WANTED 159 00:05:28,762 --> 00:05:30,864 TO GO TO CHINA. MOSTLY FOR THE PANDAS. 160 00:05:30,898 --> 00:05:34,134 I HEAR THEY GOT 1.35 BILLION PANDAS OVER THERE. 161 00:05:34,167 --> 00:05:36,670 - THAT'S 1.35 BILLION PEOPLE, BILLY. 162 00:05:36,704 --> 00:05:39,707 - THEY GOT A PANDA FOR EVERY PERSON OVER THERE? 163 00:05:39,740 --> 00:05:41,909 OH, MAN, I'M GONNA LOVE CHINA. 164 00:05:41,942 --> 00:05:45,913 - HOLY SH--, LOOK AT THIS. 165 00:05:45,946 --> 00:05:47,648 HUH? - HEY. 166 00:05:47,681 --> 00:05:49,249 - THESE SHOULDERS AREN'T EASY TO SIZE. 167 00:05:49,282 --> 00:05:50,684 - PERFECT FIT, BRO. - RIGHT? 168 00:05:50,718 --> 00:05:52,653 - COLOR'S PRETTY EPIC ON YOU, TOO. 169 00:05:52,686 --> 00:05:54,154 - WHAT'S HAPPENING? 170 00:05:54,187 --> 00:05:55,556 - ALL RIGHT, I'MA LET YOU GUYS GET TO IT, OKAY? 171 00:05:55,589 --> 00:05:56,924 - OKAY, HEY, THANK YOU! 172 00:05:56,957 --> 00:05:57,891 - YOU'RE WELCOME. 173 00:05:57,925 --> 00:05:59,427 [laughing] 174 00:05:59,460 --> 00:06:00,728 - THANK YOU. - YOU'RE WELCOME. 175 00:06:00,761 --> 00:06:01,929 - THANK YOU. - YOU'RE WELCOME. 176 00:06:01,962 --> 00:06:03,497 [laughing] 177 00:06:03,531 --> 00:06:05,265 - UH, HEY, SO, ALL RIGHT, 178 00:06:05,298 --> 00:06:07,435 I'M IN TOWN FOR A FEW MORE WEEKS BEFORE I GO BACK OVERSEAS. 179 00:06:07,468 --> 00:06:08,502 WANNA HANG OUT? GRAB A BEER? 180 00:06:08,536 --> 00:06:09,837 - SOUNDS GREAT. - AWESOME. 181 00:06:09,870 --> 00:06:11,071 I'LL GIVE YOU A SHOUT. - HIT ME UP. 182 00:06:11,104 --> 00:06:12,606 - ALL RIGHT, HEY, GUYS, TAKE CARE. 183 00:06:12,640 --> 00:06:14,374 - OKAY. WE'LL SEE YOU LATER, BUDDY. 184 00:06:14,408 --> 00:06:16,410 - YES. - [chuckling] 185 00:06:16,444 --> 00:06:19,046 - YO, THAT'S A NICE MAN, BRO. - RIGHT? 186 00:06:19,079 --> 00:06:20,047 - YOU GIVE HIM YOUR PHONE NUMBER? 187 00:06:20,080 --> 00:06:21,715 - WHO, JOSH? 188 00:06:21,749 --> 00:06:23,283 - SOME OTHER GUY BUYING YOU CUSTOM-MADE SHIRTS? 189 00:06:23,316 --> 00:06:25,385 - IT'S A SHIRT. IT'S NO BIG DEAL. 190 00:06:25,419 --> 00:06:26,720 I BOUGHT HANK A DICK BUTKUS SHIRT ONCE. 191 00:06:26,754 --> 00:06:28,288 - AND YOU GOT THE SIZE WRONG 192 00:06:28,321 --> 00:06:29,523 'CAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW MY SHOULDERS. 193 00:06:29,557 --> 00:06:31,124 DUDE KNOWS YOUR SHOULDERS. 194 00:06:31,158 --> 00:06:32,926 - I THINK WHAT EVERYBODY'S TRYING TO SAY 195 00:06:32,960 --> 00:06:34,895 IS BE CAREFUL, MOUSSE. 196 00:06:34,928 --> 00:06:37,297 WHITE KNIGHT SYNDROME IS GREAT WHEN YOU'RE BEING SHOWERED 197 00:06:37,330 --> 00:06:40,934 WITH GIFTS, BUT THAT SH-- CAN TURN DARK REAL QUICK, MAN. 198 00:06:40,968 --> 00:06:42,402 - HAPPENS ALL THE TIME. 199 00:06:42,436 --> 00:06:44,071 ONE MINUTE HE'S BUYING YOU SHIRTS, 200 00:06:44,104 --> 00:06:46,239 AND THE NEXT MINUTE HE'S SITTING IN A CHAIR IN THE CORNER 201 00:06:46,273 --> 00:06:48,275 OF YOUR BEDROOM WATCHING YOU SLEEP. 202 00:06:48,308 --> 00:06:49,643 - CREEPY. 203 00:06:49,677 --> 00:06:52,446 - OR DEVOTED. 204 00:06:52,480 --> 00:06:53,681 IT'S A FINE LINE. 205 00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:03,423 [upbeat music] 206 00:07:03,457 --> 00:07:05,493 * 207 00:07:05,526 --> 00:07:08,762 - SO, WE JUST GONNA IGNORE THE FACT THAT YOU DIDN'T ANSWER 208 00:07:08,796 --> 00:07:10,130 MY CALLS THIS WEEKEND. 209 00:07:10,163 --> 00:07:11,799 - REALLY GLAD SOMEONE SAID SOMETHING. 210 00:07:11,832 --> 00:07:13,734 THE TENSION IN THAT SILENCE WAS PALPABLE. 211 00:07:13,767 --> 00:07:15,102 - I'M SORRY, MAN. 212 00:07:15,135 --> 00:07:17,471 I WAS SUPER BUSY THIS WEEKEND. 213 00:07:17,505 --> 00:07:19,940 I, UH, HAD TO HELP THERESA'S BROTHER MOVE. 214 00:07:19,973 --> 00:07:21,274 AND THEN JOSH AND I WERE HANGING OUT. 215 00:07:21,308 --> 00:07:23,443 WE WENT TO THE GAME ON SATURDAY NIGHT, 216 00:07:23,477 --> 00:07:26,113 THEN WE STOPPED AT GIBSON'S FOR SOME STEAKS AFTER. 217 00:07:26,146 --> 00:07:29,783 [siren receding] 218 00:07:29,817 --> 00:07:32,085 - YOU GOT A TABLE AT GIBSON'S ON THE WEEKEND? 219 00:07:32,119 --> 00:07:33,587 - YEAH, TURNS OUT, JOSH KNOWS SOMEONE IN THE KITCHEN. 220 00:07:33,621 --> 00:07:35,422 HE'S KIND OF A FOODIE. 221 00:07:35,455 --> 00:07:37,124 I USED TO THINK I HATED FOODIES, BUT THIS DUDE'S PRETTY COOL. 222 00:07:37,157 --> 00:07:38,458 [phone ringing] 223 00:07:38,492 --> 00:07:40,293 OH, THAT'S HIM. 224 00:07:40,327 --> 00:07:42,963 YO, JOSH-WA. 225 00:07:42,996 --> 00:07:44,798 NO, NOW'S A GOOD TIME. 226 00:07:44,832 --> 00:07:45,999 HMM? 227 00:07:46,033 --> 00:07:47,134 YEAH, HE'S HERE. 228 00:07:47,167 --> 00:07:50,170 [laughing] 229 00:07:50,203 --> 00:07:52,706 - WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT? - WHAT WAS WHAT ABOUT? 230 00:07:52,740 --> 00:07:54,975 - WITH JOSH. YOU LOOKED AT ME AND LAUGHED. 231 00:07:55,008 --> 00:07:56,977 - WHAT? THAT'S CRAZY, BRO. 232 00:07:57,010 --> 00:07:58,145 [gasps] 233 00:07:58,178 --> 00:07:59,947 ARE YOU JEALOUS OF JOSH? 234 00:07:59,980 --> 00:08:00,848 - OH, YOU MEAN "JOSH-WA"? 235 00:08:00,881 --> 00:08:03,150 - GUYS, I'M REAL-- 236 00:08:03,183 --> 00:08:05,886 - YOU'RE JEALOUS. THAT'S ACTUALLY KIND OF SWEET. 237 00:08:05,919 --> 00:08:07,621 - I DON'T GET JEALOUS. - GOOD, 'CAUSE I DIDN'T 238 00:08:07,655 --> 00:08:09,189 GET JEALOUS WHEN YOU STARTED GETTING FREE WIFI 239 00:08:09,222 --> 00:08:10,724 FROM THAT CABLE GUY WHO FELL OFF THE ROOF. 240 00:08:10,758 --> 00:08:12,159 ALAN?- - YEAH, YEAH, ALAN. 241 00:08:12,192 --> 00:08:13,894 - ALAN WAS DIFFERENT. ALAN WAS BLOWING ME. 242 00:08:13,927 --> 00:08:16,229 NOW, UNLESS JOSH IS BLOWING YOU, I TOTALLY GET IT. 243 00:08:16,263 --> 00:08:18,131 - HE'S NOT BLOWING ME. - DO YOU? 244 00:08:18,165 --> 00:08:19,667 - HE'S NOT BLOWING ME. - OKAY, SURE. 245 00:08:19,700 --> 00:08:22,570 - HEY, SOPHIE, WHAT'S THE MATTER? 246 00:08:22,603 --> 00:08:23,804 I THOUGHT THEY RELEASED YOU DAYS AGO. 247 00:08:23,837 --> 00:08:25,072 - CAN WE HELP YOU? 248 00:08:25,105 --> 00:08:27,040 - HI, I'M BRIAN, THE PARAMEDIC 249 00:08:27,074 --> 00:08:28,241 WHO BROUGHT SOPHIE TO THE HOSPITAL. 250 00:08:28,275 --> 00:08:29,743 IS SHE OKAY? 251 00:08:29,777 --> 00:08:31,244 - WELL, HER PROM DATE CANCELLED ON HER. 252 00:08:31,278 --> 00:08:33,046 - WHAT? WHAT A JERK! 253 00:08:33,080 --> 00:08:35,348 - HE SAID IT'S BECAUSE HE COULDN'T AFFORD IT, 254 00:08:35,382 --> 00:08:37,484 BUT SHE THINKS IT'S BECAUSE OF THE BRUISES. 255 00:08:37,517 --> 00:08:39,753 SHE WANTED TO SEE IF THE DOCTORS COULD DO ANYTHING 256 00:08:39,787 --> 00:08:41,655 TO SPEED UP THE HEALING PROCESS. 257 00:08:41,689 --> 00:08:45,092 - UNFORTUNATELY, IT'S JUST GONNA TAKE TIME. 258 00:08:45,125 --> 00:08:46,727 HEY, SOPHIE. 259 00:08:46,760 --> 00:08:50,731 - I LOOKED UP JENNIFER GARNER'S PROM PICTURE. 260 00:08:50,764 --> 00:08:52,199 YEAH, YOU LIED. 261 00:08:52,232 --> 00:08:54,034 SHE LOOKED AMAZING. 262 00:08:54,067 --> 00:08:55,235 - I DID LIE ABOUT THAT. 263 00:08:55,268 --> 00:08:57,170 YOU DESERVE THE TRUTH. 264 00:08:57,204 --> 00:08:59,539 THAT GUY WHO CANCELLED ON YOU, WHAT'S HIS NAME? 265 00:08:59,573 --> 00:09:01,274 - JEREMY TRAVERS. 266 00:09:01,308 --> 00:09:04,678 - WELL, JEREMY TRAVERS IS ONE DUMB MOTHER, 267 00:09:04,712 --> 00:09:06,446 YOU CAN GUESS THE REST. AM I RIGHT, SOPHIE'S DAD? 268 00:09:06,479 --> 00:09:08,081 - NEVER TRUSTED HIM. - YEAH. 269 00:09:08,115 --> 00:09:10,050 ANY GUY WOULD BE LUCKY TO GO TO THE PROM WITH YOU. 270 00:09:10,083 --> 00:09:11,952 - YOU DON'T HAVE TO SAY THAT. - I'M SURE THERE'S 271 00:09:11,985 --> 00:09:13,721 THOUSANDS OF GUYS WAITING TO TAKE HIS PLACE. 272 00:09:13,754 --> 00:09:16,456 - EVERYBODY WHO WANTS TO GO ALREADY HAS A DATE. 273 00:09:16,489 --> 00:09:18,425 SO... 274 00:09:18,458 --> 00:09:20,093 - WHAT IF I TOOK YOU? 275 00:09:20,127 --> 00:09:21,461 - YOU'D DO THAT FOR ME? 276 00:09:21,494 --> 00:09:24,231 - WITH YOUR PARENTS' BLESSING, I WOULD. 277 00:09:24,264 --> 00:09:25,599 - WELL...[stammers] - THAT'S-- 278 00:09:25,633 --> 00:09:27,067 - WHAT A GENTLEMAN. 279 00:09:27,100 --> 00:09:28,201 - THAT'S REALLY NICE OF YOU, BRIAN. 280 00:09:28,235 --> 00:09:29,603 - AWESOME! 281 00:09:29,637 --> 00:09:31,238 WELL, I JUST HAVE ONE QUESTION FOR YOU. 282 00:09:31,271 --> 00:09:32,305 CUMMERBUND OR VEST? 283 00:09:32,339 --> 00:09:34,374 - YOUR CHOICE. 284 00:09:34,407 --> 00:09:36,309 - OH! OKAY, CURVEBALL. 285 00:09:36,343 --> 00:09:38,411 ALL RIGHT, ONE MORE QUESTION. 286 00:09:38,445 --> 00:09:40,748 DO YOU WANT TO BE SURPRISED OR DO YOU WANT ME TO TELL YOU 287 00:09:40,781 --> 00:09:42,149 WHAT I'M GOING WITH RIGHT NOW? 288 00:09:42,182 --> 00:09:43,450 - WHATEVER. 289 00:09:43,483 --> 00:09:46,419 - OKAY, SURPRISE IT IS. 290 00:09:46,453 --> 00:09:48,121 CUMMERBUND. IT'S CUMMERBUND. 291 00:09:48,155 --> 00:09:51,158 I'M SORRY, I GOT TOO EXCITED. I SPILLED THE BEANS. 292 00:09:51,191 --> 00:09:52,292 IT'S ALWAYS GONNA BE CUMMERBUND, ISN'T IT? 293 00:09:52,325 --> 00:09:53,293 OKAY. 294 00:09:55,663 --> 00:09:57,164 - ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY, THIS WEEKEND, 295 00:09:57,197 --> 00:09:59,132 DINNER AT MY PLACE IF YOU'RE NOT WORKING. 296 00:09:59,166 --> 00:10:02,670 YOU'RE INVITED. I'LL BE MAKING...SHRIMP SCAMPI. 297 00:10:02,703 --> 00:10:03,837 - EXCUSE ME? - OH! 298 00:10:03,871 --> 00:10:05,605 I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE A GOOD SCAMPI. 299 00:10:05,639 --> 00:10:06,840 - I'M IN. 300 00:10:06,874 --> 00:10:08,642 - SINCE WHEN DO YOU MAKE DINNER, JOHNNY? 301 00:10:08,676 --> 00:10:11,011 - WELL, THIS'LL BE A FIRST. JOSH CONVINCED ME TO TRY IT. 302 00:10:11,044 --> 00:10:12,012 - OH, JOSH. - JOSH... 303 00:10:12,045 --> 00:10:13,513 - JOSH ASKED YOU TO COOK FOR HIM? 304 00:10:13,546 --> 00:10:14,982 - YEAH. 305 00:10:15,015 --> 00:10:16,583 HE'S BEEN HOOKING ME UP WITH ALL THIS STUFF. 306 00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:18,285 I TOLD HIM I WANTED TO DO SOMETHING COOL FOR HIM. 307 00:10:18,318 --> 00:10:20,587 HE WAS LIKE, "MAKE ME DINNER SOME NIGHT," 308 00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:22,589 AND I WAS LIKE, "ALL RIGHT." [chuckles] 309 00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:24,091 WHAT WAS I GONNA DO, SAY NO? 310 00:10:24,124 --> 00:10:25,592 - HELL, YEAH, YOU SAY NO! - YES! 311 00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:27,594 - I DON'T KNOW, MAN. 312 00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:29,629 YOU'RE IN DANGEROUS TERRITORY WITH THIS WHITE KNIGHT THING. 313 00:10:29,663 --> 00:10:30,998 - YEAH, WE JUST WANNA MAKE SURE 314 00:10:31,031 --> 00:10:32,465 THIS GUY ISN'T SOME WEIRDO, JOHNNY. 315 00:10:32,499 --> 00:10:35,302 - NO, GUYS, HO--WHA--WHA... IT'S FINE. 316 00:10:35,335 --> 00:10:36,670 JOSH IS FINE. 317 00:10:36,704 --> 00:10:39,172 I SAVED HIS LIFE, AND WE GOT CLOSE. 318 00:10:39,206 --> 00:10:41,208 NOW I'M MAKING HIM DINNER. WHATEVS. 319 00:10:41,241 --> 00:10:42,710 AND THE RECIPE CALLS FOR 12, 320 00:10:42,743 --> 00:10:44,211 SO ALL YOU ASSHOLES BETTER BE THERE. 321 00:10:44,244 --> 00:10:46,947 SATURDAY NIGHT. - OH, I WISH I COULD, JOHN, 322 00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:49,917 BUT I'LL BE ATTENDING THE NORTH PARK PROM ON SATURDAY. 323 00:10:52,219 --> 00:10:53,353 - SERIOUSLY, BUDDY? 324 00:10:53,386 --> 00:10:55,288 - UH... 325 00:10:55,322 --> 00:10:56,323 YEAH. 326 00:10:56,356 --> 00:10:59,192 - YEAH, I'M OUT SATURDAY, TOO. 327 00:10:59,226 --> 00:11:00,527 ACTUALLY, ALL SATURDAYS. 328 00:11:00,560 --> 00:11:02,562 - WAIT, WHAT DO YOU DO ALL SATURDAYS? 329 00:11:02,595 --> 00:11:05,132 [rescue radio chatter in background] 330 00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:08,468 - NOTHING. 331 00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:10,470 WHAT'S WITH ALL THE QUESTIONS, MAN? 332 00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:13,506 [jazz music] 333 00:11:13,540 --> 00:11:17,677 * 334 00:11:17,711 --> 00:11:18,846 - WHAT'S UP, GUYS? 335 00:11:22,182 --> 00:11:23,917 WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING? 336 00:11:23,951 --> 00:11:25,719 - JOHNNY'S TRIPPING. 337 00:11:25,753 --> 00:11:27,420 HE'S HOLED UP OUT THERE IN THE KITCHEN, 338 00:11:27,454 --> 00:11:29,923 AND I'M SITTING HERE WITHOUT SO MUCH AS A PRINGLE. 339 00:11:29,957 --> 00:11:31,391 NO SNACKS! 340 00:11:31,424 --> 00:11:32,592 - HE'S BEEN IN THERE ALL DAY. 341 00:11:32,625 --> 00:11:34,227 - WON'T LET ANYONE IN. 342 00:11:34,261 --> 00:11:37,397 - YOU BETTER GET SOME APPETIZERS OUT HERE SOON, MOUSSE! 343 00:11:37,430 --> 00:11:40,067 YOU DON'T WANNA SEE MY BLOOD SUGAR ON TILT. 344 00:11:40,100 --> 00:11:43,003 I GET WILD WHEN MY BLOOD SUGAR'S LOW, I AIN'T PLAYING. 345 00:11:43,036 --> 00:11:48,075 - YOU BETTER BRING SOME SNACKS OUT HERE RIGHT NOW, JOHNNY. 346 00:11:48,108 --> 00:11:51,044 THAT WAS BILLY THAT SAID THAT. IT WAS JUST A JOKE THOUGH, MAN. 347 00:11:51,078 --> 00:11:52,913 YOU CAN TAKE YOUR TIME. 348 00:11:52,946 --> 00:11:55,615 - EVERYBODY GETS TWO FORKS? 349 00:11:55,648 --> 00:11:57,684 - TWO FORKS. NO FOOD. 350 00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:59,119 - EVERYTHING HAS TO BE PERFECT FOR JOSH. 351 00:11:59,152 --> 00:12:00,587 - UH-OH. 352 00:12:00,620 --> 00:12:01,688 - YUP. 353 00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:02,756 - VOILA! 354 00:12:02,790 --> 00:12:04,925 CRABMEAT ST. FRANCIS. 355 00:12:04,958 --> 00:12:06,193 AND YOU CRETINS BETTER ENJOY IT 356 00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:07,627 'CAUSE IT TOOK ME FOREVER TO MAKE. 357 00:12:07,660 --> 00:12:09,797 I HAD TO STIR THE ROUX FOR LIKE AN HOUR. 358 00:12:09,830 --> 00:12:10,931 - AH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, BRO. 359 00:12:10,964 --> 00:12:12,399 I CAN'T HAVE ANY KANGAROO. 360 00:12:12,432 --> 00:12:15,068 NOT AFTER EVERYTHING THEY DONE FOR ME. 361 00:12:15,102 --> 00:12:16,136 NO, "ROUX." 362 00:12:16,169 --> 00:12:18,205 LIKE, R-O-U-X. 363 00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:20,073 - LIKE, MULTIPLE KANGAROOS? 364 00:12:20,107 --> 00:12:21,875 - YOU KNOW WHAT? DON'T TALK TONIGHT, BILLY-- 365 00:12:21,909 --> 00:12:23,110 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 366 00:12:23,143 --> 00:12:24,744 WHAT? 367 00:12:24,778 --> 00:12:26,947 - GOD DAMN, VOO, PORTION SIZE! SAVE SOME FOR JOSH. 368 00:12:26,980 --> 00:12:28,949 THAT SCOOP IS LIKE THE SIZE OF YOUR HEAD. 369 00:12:28,982 --> 00:12:32,552 OH! YOU DID IT ANYWAY, AFTER I ASKED YOU NICELY NOT TO. 370 00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:34,087 - I COULDN'T HELP IT. 371 00:12:34,121 --> 00:12:35,755 - WOW, JOHNNY. - WHAT? 372 00:12:35,789 --> 00:12:36,924 - YOU'RE BEING AN ASSHOLE TONIGHT. 373 00:12:36,957 --> 00:12:39,092 - NO, HE'S NOT BEING AN ASSHOLE. 374 00:12:39,126 --> 00:12:40,593 - THANK YOU, CASH. 375 00:12:40,627 --> 00:12:41,895 - NO, NO, NO. IT'S WORSE THAN THAT. 376 00:12:41,929 --> 00:12:43,964 THE WAY YOU'RE ACTING RIGHT NOW? 377 00:12:43,997 --> 00:12:45,833 THAT CRAZY LOOK IN YOUR EYES? 378 00:12:45,866 --> 00:12:48,568 I HAD THAT LOOK WITH MY SECOND WIFE. 379 00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:51,338 YOU'VE GOT FLORENCE NIGHTINGALE SYNDROME, DUDE. 380 00:12:51,371 --> 00:12:52,739 - WHAT? - OH, BROTHER, 381 00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:54,474 YOU ARE CERTIFIABLE. YOU SAVED THIS DUDE, 382 00:12:54,507 --> 00:12:56,243 AND NOW YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH HIM. 383 00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:58,178 - WHY 'CAUSE I WANT TO SHOW MY NEW FRIEND A GOOD TIME? 384 00:12:58,211 --> 00:13:00,113 - JOHNNY, YOU ARE WEARING HIS SHIRT. 385 00:13:00,147 --> 00:13:02,482 - TAKE IT FROM SOMEBODY WHO'S BEEN THERE. 386 00:13:02,515 --> 00:13:04,417 YOU GOT IT...BAD! 387 00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:07,020 - I DON'T GET NIGHTINGALE'D, OKAY? 388 00:13:07,054 --> 00:13:09,089 I'M THE WHITE KNIGHT. THAT'S MY THING, THE WHITE-- 389 00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:10,991 [knock on door] OH, MY GOD, THAT'S HIM. 390 00:13:11,024 --> 00:13:12,659 HE'S HERE. 391 00:13:13,961 --> 00:13:15,628 THERE HE IS! - JOHNNY! 392 00:13:15,662 --> 00:13:17,630 FOR YOU. - WHAT'S THIS, MAN? 393 00:13:17,664 --> 00:13:19,967 - MY BUDDY'S A WINE REP AND HE'S ALWAYS SENDING ME FREE CASES, 394 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:21,835 SO I FIGURED I'D BRING ONE TO DINNER. 395 00:13:21,869 --> 00:13:23,136 - YOU SEE THAT? 396 00:13:23,170 --> 00:13:25,038 JOSH BROUGHT A BUNCH OF NICE WINE. 397 00:13:25,072 --> 00:13:26,907 NONE OF Y'ALL BROUGHT SH--. 398 00:13:28,876 --> 00:13:31,011 - HEY, GUYS. 399 00:13:31,044 --> 00:13:32,946 UM, IT SMELLS INTERESTING IN HERE. 400 00:13:32,980 --> 00:13:35,082 - IT'S THE KANGAROO. 401 00:13:42,355 --> 00:13:45,058 - OH, MY GOD, YOU LOOK SO CUTE! 402 00:13:45,092 --> 00:13:47,627 [background chatter] 403 00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:48,828 - I DON'T THINK I CAN DO THIS. 404 00:13:48,862 --> 00:13:51,831 OKAY, I LOOK TERRIBLE. I-- 405 00:13:51,865 --> 00:13:53,033 - HERE'S WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO. 406 00:13:53,066 --> 00:13:54,968 WE'RE GONNA GO IN THERE 407 00:13:55,002 --> 00:13:57,070 AND WE'RE GONNA HAVE THE BEST FRICKIN' NIGHT OF OUR LIVES, 408 00:13:57,104 --> 00:13:58,238 BECAUSE THIS IS THE PROM. 409 00:13:58,271 --> 00:14:00,073 - I CAN'T, I-- 410 00:14:00,107 --> 00:14:02,075 - THE MORE FUN YOU HAVE, 411 00:14:02,109 --> 00:14:04,144 THE WORSE STUPID JEREMY'S GONNA FEEL 412 00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:06,079 ABOUT NOT GOING WITH YOU. 413 00:14:06,113 --> 00:14:08,081 WHAT DO YOU SAY? 414 00:14:08,115 --> 00:14:09,549 M'LADY? 415 00:14:11,784 --> 00:14:14,754 [overlapping chatter] 416 00:14:16,556 --> 00:14:21,228 - JOSH, THIS WINE IS LITERALLY THE BEST WINE. 417 00:14:21,261 --> 00:14:22,429 - YEAH. - WELL... 418 00:14:22,462 --> 00:14:24,731 I'LL TELL YOU THE SECRET. 419 00:14:24,764 --> 00:14:25,999 [whispers] GRAPES. 420 00:14:26,033 --> 00:14:28,902 [all laughing] 421 00:14:28,936 --> 00:14:31,071 - I THOUGHT YOU WERE REALLY GONNA SAY A SECRET THERE. 422 00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:36,109 - SO, UM... 423 00:14:36,143 --> 00:14:39,012 WHAT DO Y'ALL THINK OF THE...SCAMPI? 424 00:14:39,046 --> 00:14:40,880 - IT IS SO GOOD-- - I LOVE IT. 425 00:14:40,914 --> 00:14:42,049 - JOSH? 426 00:14:42,082 --> 00:14:43,683 WHAT'D YOU THINK OF THE SCAMPI? 427 00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:45,052 - IT'S GOOD. 428 00:14:45,085 --> 00:14:47,220 - IT'S REALLY GOOD. 429 00:14:47,254 --> 00:14:49,722 - WHY'D YOU SAY IT LIKE THAT? [laughs] 430 00:14:49,756 --> 00:14:51,458 - LIKE WHAT? 431 00:14:51,491 --> 00:14:53,126 IT'S GOOD. 432 00:14:54,594 --> 00:14:55,795 - BE HONEST, BRO. I CAN TAKE IT. 433 00:14:55,828 --> 00:14:57,230 [weak chuckle] 434 00:14:58,665 --> 00:15:00,067 - NO, IT WAS GREAT. 435 00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:01,901 - YES, IT WAS GREAT, YUM! - YOU KNOW? 436 00:15:01,935 --> 00:15:03,803 I MEAN LIKE, IF I WAS GONNA OFFER 437 00:15:03,836 --> 00:15:05,905 ANY CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM-- - OH, YOU HATED IT. 438 00:15:05,939 --> 00:15:07,207 - I DIDN'T HATE IT. 439 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:09,242 JOHNNY. - THE SHRIMP IS FINE, MOUSSE. 440 00:15:09,276 --> 00:15:10,777 - FINE? DID JOSH DRIVE ALL THE WAY FROM ANDERSONVILLE 441 00:15:10,810 --> 00:15:12,212 FOR "FINE"? I DON'T THINK SO. 442 00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:13,713 I CAN TOTALLY MAKE SOME MORE-- YOU KNOW WHAT? 443 00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:15,315 I'M GONNA MAKE SOME MORE REAL QUICK, NO BIG DEAL. 444 00:15:15,348 --> 00:15:16,816 - DUDE, DUDE... - NO, DON'T, DON'T-- 445 00:15:16,849 --> 00:15:19,152 - ABSOLUTELY NOT. IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL. 446 00:15:19,186 --> 00:15:21,121 AND YOU KNOW WHAT? I ACTUALLY HAVE TO GET GOING. 447 00:15:21,154 --> 00:15:23,423 I'VE GOT ANOTHER THING. 448 00:15:23,456 --> 00:15:26,926 - OH...I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD SOMETHING ELSE TONIGHT. 449 00:15:29,296 --> 00:15:35,235 - UM, I'M SORRY, I THOUGHT THIS WAS JUST A CASUAL THING. 450 00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:39,272 - YEAH. YEAH, YEAH. IT'S TO--IT'S TOTALLY CASUAL. 451 00:15:39,306 --> 00:15:42,309 UM, YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU SIT TIGHT 452 00:15:42,342 --> 00:15:47,314 AND I'M GONNA GET YOU SOME COBBLER TO GO, ALL RIGHT? 453 00:15:47,347 --> 00:15:49,116 - HEY, SOPH. 454 00:15:49,149 --> 00:15:51,618 I CAN'T BELIEVE JEREMY HAD THE TO SHOW UP 455 00:15:51,651 --> 00:15:53,353 TO THE DANCE WITH AMANDA. WHAT A DICK. 456 00:15:53,386 --> 00:15:54,988 - YEAH... 457 00:15:55,022 --> 00:15:57,124 - THAT'S AWESOME THAT YOU STILL CAME, THOUGH. 458 00:15:57,157 --> 00:15:59,759 AND I THINK YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL. 459 00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:01,494 AND YOUR UNCLE'S NOT SO BAD EITHER. 460 00:16:01,528 --> 00:16:03,496 - OH, NO, UH, HE'S NOT MY UNCLE. 461 00:16:03,530 --> 00:16:05,665 HE'S THE PARAMEDIC THAT SAVED ME. 462 00:16:05,698 --> 00:16:07,334 - WHOA, THAT'S-- THAT'S HOT. 463 00:16:07,367 --> 00:16:09,036 MAJOR UPGRADE. [giggles] 464 00:16:09,069 --> 00:16:11,671 SEE, WE WERE ALL FEELING PRETTY SORRY FOR YOU, IN A BAD WAY, 465 00:16:11,704 --> 00:16:14,874 BUT, PARAMEDIC-- MAJOR, MAJOR UPGRADE. 466 00:16:14,907 --> 00:16:16,943 LET'S GO, GUYS. 467 00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:19,846 [pop music plays] 468 00:16:19,879 --> 00:16:21,548 - SO WHAT DO YOU SAY WE GET OUT THERE 469 00:16:21,581 --> 00:16:24,451 AND MIX IT UP A LITTLE BIT? - NO, I'M HONESTLY FINE. 470 00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:25,652 - FINE? 471 00:16:25,685 --> 00:16:27,520 THERE IS NO WAY, AS YOUR DATE, 472 00:16:27,554 --> 00:16:29,656 I'M GOING TO ALLOW YOUR PROM EXPERIENCE TO BE JUST "FINE." 473 00:16:29,689 --> 00:16:31,058 IT HAS TO BE SPECTACULAR. 474 00:16:31,091 --> 00:16:32,792 I MEAN, LOOK, SOPHIE, DO WHATEVER YOU WANT DO. 475 00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:34,161 THIS IS YOUR NIGHT. 476 00:16:34,194 --> 00:16:37,297 BUT I MEAN, IT WOULD BE PRETTY GREAT OUT THERE. 477 00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:39,232 BUT NO PRESSURE. 478 00:16:39,266 --> 00:16:41,401 BUT THAT--I MEAN, LISTEN TO THAT SONG. 479 00:16:41,434 --> 00:16:42,635 THAT'S A GOOD SONG. 480 00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:44,371 I CAME HERE THINKING ABOUT THAT SONG. 481 00:16:44,404 --> 00:16:45,872 I HEARD THAT SONG IN MY HEAD WHEN WE WALKED THROUGH THE DOOR. 482 00:16:45,905 --> 00:16:47,307 WHAT DO YOU SAY? LOOK AT YOU. 483 00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:48,708 LOOKIT, YOU WANNA GO. YOU WANNA GO, 484 00:16:48,741 --> 00:16:50,210 I WANNA GO. YOU'RE TALKING ME INTO IT. 485 00:16:50,243 --> 00:16:51,711 I'M LOOKING AT YOUR FACE, YOU WANT TO GO. 486 00:16:51,744 --> 00:16:53,680 LET'S GO, COME ON. - OKAY, OKAY, OKAY. 487 00:16:55,782 --> 00:16:59,152 [pop song continues] [students whooping] 488 00:16:59,186 --> 00:17:03,256 - OH, WE HAVE GOT TO ORGANIZE THIS TUPPERWARE DRAW. 489 00:17:03,290 --> 00:17:04,924 THIS IS INSANE. 490 00:17:04,957 --> 00:17:06,926 THERE'S NO MATCHES. HOW CAN THEY CONTAIN ANYTHING? 491 00:17:06,959 --> 00:17:08,895 JUST A SECOND, JOSH. 492 00:17:08,928 --> 00:17:10,863 - HEY, YOU NEED TO CHILL OUT. - IS HE BEING WEIRD, 'CAUSE... 493 00:17:10,897 --> 00:17:12,432 - YOU'RE FREAKING EVERYONE OUT. - HE'S BARELY SPOKEN TO ME-- 494 00:17:12,465 --> 00:17:13,933 SHH--ALL NIGHT. 495 00:17:13,966 --> 00:17:16,769 OH, OH! HA HA HA! 496 00:17:16,803 --> 00:17:18,205 THANK YOU, GOD! 497 00:17:20,473 --> 00:17:23,276 OKAY, JOSH I GOT THE-- 498 00:17:25,145 --> 00:17:26,379 WHERE'S JOSH? 499 00:17:26,413 --> 00:17:28,381 - [laughs] OH, HE LEFT. 500 00:17:28,415 --> 00:17:29,916 - WHAT? HE JUST LEFT? 501 00:17:29,949 --> 00:17:31,384 - YOU FREAKED HIM OUT, MAN. 502 00:17:31,418 --> 00:17:32,752 - WHY DIDN'T YOU GUYS SAY ANYTHING? 503 00:17:32,785 --> 00:17:34,787 - SOMEBODY TOLD ME NOT TO SAY NOTHING. 504 00:17:34,821 --> 00:17:36,523 - WE WERE TRYING TO GIVE HIM A HEAD START. 505 00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:38,291 - WHAT, DID YOU THINK I WAS GONNA CHASE AFTER HIM? 506 00:17:38,325 --> 00:17:40,227 - WELL, YOU DID JUST PULL YOUR KEYS OUT OF YOUR POCKET. 507 00:17:40,260 --> 00:17:41,928 [keys jingle] 508 00:17:45,332 --> 00:17:47,200 - I GOT NIGHTINGALE'D, DIDN'T I? 509 00:17:47,234 --> 00:17:49,136 - YEAH, BUDDY. - MM-HMM. 510 00:17:49,169 --> 00:17:50,603 - REAL BAD. - HARD. 511 00:17:50,637 --> 00:17:52,272 [scattered giggling] 512 00:17:52,305 --> 00:17:54,474 - ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY, THE VOTES ARE IN. 513 00:17:54,507 --> 00:17:57,877 IT'S TIME TO ANNOUNCE THE KING AND QUEEN OF THE PROM. 514 00:17:57,910 --> 00:17:58,945 - THERE WAS VOTING? I DIDN'T KNOW THAT. 515 00:17:58,978 --> 00:18:00,280 DID YOU KNOW THAT? 516 00:18:00,313 --> 00:18:01,814 - YEAH, I VOTED WHILE YOU WERE DANCING. 517 00:18:01,848 --> 00:18:03,916 - WELL, WHY DIDN'T YOU COME AND-- 518 00:18:03,950 --> 00:18:06,253 PROBABLY BEST I DIDN'T VOTE. WHO'D YOU PICK? 519 00:18:06,286 --> 00:18:07,720 - UM, SARAH AND JASON. 520 00:18:07,754 --> 00:18:10,290 - NICE. BEEN ROOTING FOR THEM ALL NIGHT. 521 00:18:10,323 --> 00:18:12,925 I LIKE HOW THEIR OUTFITS MATCH BUT NOT TOO MUCH. 522 00:18:12,959 --> 00:18:14,927 THEY--THEY GET IT. 523 00:18:14,961 --> 00:18:17,497 - AND THE WINNERS ARE... 524 00:18:17,530 --> 00:18:21,067 SOPHIE PARNELL AND BRIAN CZYK! 525 00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:24,404 [applause and whooping] 526 00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:26,506 - NO WAY! - I DON'T BELIEVE IT. 527 00:18:26,539 --> 00:18:28,107 I DON'T BELIEVE IT. - NO WAY! 528 00:18:28,141 --> 00:18:29,142 - NO WAY! 529 00:18:32,345 --> 00:18:34,614 - GET UP HERE, YOU GUYS. 530 00:18:37,984 --> 00:18:39,152 - WOW! 531 00:18:41,221 --> 00:18:43,656 IT'S AN HONOR, IT'S AN HONOR. 532 00:18:43,690 --> 00:18:45,992 WOW, WOW, THIS IS UNEXPECTED. 533 00:18:46,025 --> 00:18:51,198 UM...OOH, MY GOD. MY HEART'S BEATING SO FAST. 534 00:18:51,231 --> 00:18:52,699 UH, WHAT CAN I SAY? 535 00:18:52,732 --> 00:18:56,169 UM, FIRST AND FOREMOST, AS YOUR KING, 536 00:18:56,203 --> 00:18:59,372 I PROMISE TO ALWAYS SHOOT STRAIGHT WITH YA. 537 00:18:59,406 --> 00:19:01,941 I'M NOT GONNA BE LIKE ONE OF THOSE A-HOLE KINGS 538 00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:03,876 LIKE IN ROBIN HOOD: PRINCE OF THIEVES 539 00:19:03,910 --> 00:19:05,111 AND ROBIN HOOD: MEN IN TIGHTS. 540 00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:08,481 I'M GONNA BE AN HONEST KING. 541 00:19:08,515 --> 00:19:12,219 MORE LIKE THE LION KING KING. 542 00:19:12,252 --> 00:19:14,387 I GUESS, AS MY FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS, 543 00:19:14,421 --> 00:19:16,656 I'M GONNA DELIVER SOME HARD TRUTHS. 544 00:19:16,689 --> 00:19:18,157 JEREMY TRAVERS, I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU ARE, 545 00:19:18,191 --> 00:19:19,659 BUT THAT WAS A DICK MOVE 546 00:19:19,692 --> 00:19:21,228 NOT TAKING SOPHIE TO THE PROM WITH YOU. 547 00:19:21,261 --> 00:19:23,129 THIS COULD'VE BEEN YOU UP HERE, SIR. 548 00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:26,199 UH, LET'S SEE, WHAT ELSE? I WANNA THANK MY MOM. 549 00:19:26,233 --> 00:19:29,402 FOR JUST BEING THERE FOR ME AND BEING A SUPPORTER-- 550 00:19:29,436 --> 00:19:31,838 [crowd chanting Sophie] 551 00:19:31,871 --> 00:19:33,473 SOPHIE! SOPHIE! SOPHIE! 552 00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:35,174 SOPHIE! SOPHIE! SOPHIE! 553 00:19:35,208 --> 00:19:37,910 SOPHIE! SOPHIE! SOPHIE! [cheers and applause] 554 00:19:37,944 --> 00:19:40,747 HIT IT, DJ! 555 00:19:40,780 --> 00:19:44,050 - UH, I THINK EVERYBODY WANTS TO HEAR FROM SOPHIE. 556 00:19:44,083 --> 00:19:45,485 [cheers and applause] 557 00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:48,221 - YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! SOPHIE, RIGHT! 558 00:19:48,255 --> 00:19:51,190 ALL RIGHT, SOPHIE. TAKE IT AWAY, SOPH. 559 00:19:53,893 --> 00:19:55,528 - YOU'RE--YOU'RE HOLDING THE MICROPHONE. 560 00:19:55,562 --> 00:19:58,197 - WHAT? OH, ME-- IS THIS THE ONLY ONE YOU HAVE? 561 00:19:58,231 --> 00:20:00,233 - YEAH. - OKAY, MY BAD. 562 00:20:00,267 --> 00:20:04,103 - UH, THANKS, EVERYBODY, AND, UH, HIT IT DJ! 563 00:20:04,136 --> 00:20:06,105 [dance music starts] [cheers and applause] 564 00:20:06,138 --> 00:20:09,075 * 565 00:20:09,108 --> 00:20:11,911 - COME HERE. 566 00:20:11,944 --> 00:20:13,846 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR EVERYTHING. 567 00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:14,814 THIS IS ONE OF THE GREATEST DAYS OF MY LIFE. 568 00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:21,120 - I CAN'T BELIEVE I FRICKIN' 569 00:20:21,153 --> 00:20:22,689 NIGHTINGALE'D MYSELF. 570 00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:24,223 I'M SO EMBARRASSED. 571 00:20:24,257 --> 00:20:25,425 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 572 00:20:25,458 --> 00:20:27,727 - WELL, I NEED TO APOLOGIZE TO JOSH. 573 00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:30,563 I KEEP CALLING HIM, BUT HE HASN'T GOTTEN BACK TO ME. 574 00:20:30,597 --> 00:20:32,131 - THIS IS JOSH'S OFFICE? 575 00:20:32,164 --> 00:20:33,633 - YEAH, I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 576 00:20:33,666 --> 00:20:35,134 - OH SH--. 577 00:20:35,167 --> 00:20:37,370 - NOW YOUR VALVE, WHEN WE GOT IN THERE, 578 00:20:37,404 --> 00:20:38,938 YOU KNOW, WAS LOOKING A LITTLE GNARLY. 579 00:20:38,971 --> 00:20:42,442 SO WE WENT AHEAD AND WE REPLACED IT. 580 00:20:42,475 --> 00:20:44,076 - HEY, I'VE BEEN TRYING TO CALL YOU. 581 00:20:44,110 --> 00:20:47,314 - HEY...SH--. UH... 582 00:20:47,347 --> 00:20:50,049 YEAH, JOHN, I'VE-- I'VE BEEN--I'VE BEEN BUSY. 583 00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:51,384 - YEAH, NO WORRIES. 584 00:20:51,418 --> 00:20:53,920 WHO'S THIS? 585 00:20:53,953 --> 00:20:55,455 - THIS IS DAVE. 586 00:20:55,488 --> 00:20:59,125 HE'S...MY CARDIOLOGIST. 587 00:20:59,158 --> 00:21:01,394 - OH, HEY, DAVE. - SO, THIS IS JOHNNY. 588 00:21:01,428 --> 00:21:03,796 - THIS IS JOHNNY! - [laughing] YEAH! OKAY. 589 00:21:03,830 --> 00:21:06,098 - WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT, DAVE? - [laughs] HEY.... 590 00:21:06,132 --> 00:21:07,233 - IT'S TIME TO GO, JOHN. - WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT? 591 00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:09,101 - JOHN, IT'S TIME TO GO. COME ON. 592 00:21:09,135 --> 00:21:10,437 - HUH? THIS IS INSANE. DID HE TELL YOU THAT I SAVED HIS LIFE? 593 00:21:10,470 --> 00:21:11,838 HMM? - YEAH, HE DID. 594 00:21:11,871 --> 00:21:12,905 - THIS IS SO MESSED UP. - JOHN, JOHN, JOHN. 595 00:21:12,939 --> 00:21:14,273 - YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU KNOW WHAT? 596 00:21:14,307 --> 00:21:15,975 GO BACK TO HONG KONG, JOSH, OKAY? 597 00:21:16,008 --> 00:21:18,110 'CAUSE YOU JUST AWOKE THIS SLEEPING GIANT. 598 00:21:18,144 --> 00:21:19,446 I'M THE SLEEPING GIANT. - OKAY, OKAY, OKAY. 599 00:21:19,479 --> 00:21:21,180 - AND I'M NEVER COOKING FOR YOU AGAIN. 600 00:21:21,213 --> 00:21:23,115 - THAT WAS JAPAN, AND YOUR SHRIMP NEEDED SALT, JOHN. 601 00:21:23,149 --> 00:21:25,284 - WHAT? SAY THAT AGAIN ABOUT MY SCAMPI! 602 00:21:25,318 --> 00:21:27,019 SAY THAT AGAIN ABOUT MY SCAMPI. 603 00:21:27,053 --> 00:21:28,455 - SECURITY! SECURITY! 604 00:21:28,488 --> 00:21:29,789 SECURITY! SECURITY!