1 00:00:02,979 --> 00:00:05,682 [police radio chatter] 2 00:00:05,716 --> 00:00:08,085 - WHAT YOU THINKING ABOUT, T? 3 00:00:08,119 --> 00:00:10,354 - THE FUTURE, ACTUALLY... - MM. 4 00:00:10,387 --> 00:00:12,289 - YOU KNOW, WHERE I SEE MYSELF IN TEN YEARS' TIME. 5 00:00:12,323 --> 00:00:15,359 YOU KNOW WHAT? I THINK I'M GONNA BE HIGH-LEVEL FBI BY THEN. 6 00:00:15,392 --> 00:00:17,694 - I KNOW WHERE I'M GONNA BE IN TEN YEARS. 7 00:00:17,728 --> 00:00:20,364 - WOW. REALLY? YOU HAVE A PLAN? 8 00:00:20,397 --> 00:00:22,466 - YEAH. - I'M IMPRESSED. 9 00:00:22,499 --> 00:00:24,101 - YEAH, I PUT A LOT OF THOUGHT INTO IT TOO. 10 00:00:24,135 --> 00:00:25,369 PLANNED IT OUT. 11 00:00:25,402 --> 00:00:27,204 GET THIS. - YEAH? 12 00:00:27,238 --> 00:00:29,940 - MIAMI. 13 00:00:33,244 --> 00:00:36,980 - AND YOU'RE WHAT-- GONNA BE A DETECTIVE? 14 00:00:37,013 --> 00:00:38,449 - YEAH. 15 00:00:38,482 --> 00:00:40,551 YEAH! I'M GONNA BE A DETECTIVE. 16 00:00:40,584 --> 00:00:42,119 OH, MY GOD! - OH, MY GOD. 17 00:00:42,153 --> 00:00:45,222 - YES, I'M GONNA BE A DETECTIVE IN MIAMI! 18 00:00:45,256 --> 00:00:47,624 MAN, THAT WOULD BE, LIKE, SO COOL. 19 00:00:47,658 --> 00:00:49,426 IF I WAS A DETECTIVE IN MIAMI, I COULD DO 20 00:00:49,460 --> 00:00:50,927 SO MANY DETECTIVE THINGS. - YEAH, YOU COULD. 21 00:00:50,961 --> 00:00:52,929 - AND YOU CAN BE PRETTY DAMN SURE OF ONE THING. 22 00:00:52,963 --> 00:00:56,933 - WHAT IS THAT? - * IT'LL BE SUNNY 23 00:00:56,967 --> 00:00:58,302 - YEP. 24 00:00:58,335 --> 00:01:00,070 - ALL UNITS, ARMED ROBBERY IN PROGRESS. 25 00:01:00,103 --> 00:01:02,005 NORTHWEST CORNER OF 18TH AND MORGAN. 26 00:01:02,038 --> 00:01:03,307 - THAT'S US. 27 00:01:03,340 --> 00:01:05,442 - CAR 48, READY TO ANNIHILATE. 28 00:01:05,476 --> 00:01:08,512 [siren wailing] 29 00:01:10,281 --> 00:01:11,348 [tires screech] 30 00:01:11,382 --> 00:01:13,617 - DON'T MOVE, ASSHOLE! 31 00:01:13,650 --> 00:01:15,252 - OH, WHY DO THEY ALWAYS MOVE? 32 00:01:15,286 --> 00:01:17,087 - HEY, DROP YOUR WEAPON! 33 00:01:17,120 --> 00:01:18,622 [gunshots] - [groans] 34 00:01:18,655 --> 00:01:19,990 - GOT HIM! 35 00:01:20,023 --> 00:01:21,992 - AAH! AAH! 36 00:01:22,025 --> 00:01:24,195 - SUSPECT DOWN, CORNER OF MORGAN AND 18TH. 37 00:01:24,228 --> 00:01:26,163 OFFICER DOWN-- MEDICAL ASSISTANCE REQUIRED. 38 00:01:26,197 --> 00:01:27,698 - YO, NICE SHOT, T. - NO. 39 00:01:27,731 --> 00:01:30,000 HE GOT ME IN THE ARM. - NO, NO, NO, YOU GOT HIM. 40 00:01:30,033 --> 00:01:32,169 - NO, HE GOT ME RIGHT IN THE ARM. 41 00:01:32,203 --> 00:01:34,271 - NO, T, I'M LOOKING AT IT. IT LOOKS FINE. 42 00:01:34,305 --> 00:01:35,772 - THE ARM WITH ALL THE BLOOD ON IT? 43 00:01:35,806 --> 00:01:38,342 - I'M SERIOUS, YOUR UNIFORM--OH, MY GOD! 44 00:01:38,375 --> 00:01:39,976 OH, MY GOD! 45 00:01:40,010 --> 00:01:41,378 OH, MY GOD, OH, MY GOD, OH, MY GOD! 46 00:01:41,412 --> 00:01:43,113 OKAY, OKAY. - DUDE, IT'S OKAY. HEY. 47 00:01:43,146 --> 00:01:44,948 - PAPI, PAPI, PAPI. SANTO DIOS, HALLELUJAH. 48 00:01:44,981 --> 00:01:47,050 OH, MY-- 49 00:01:47,083 --> 00:01:49,286 [thud] 50 00:01:49,320 --> 00:01:51,154 - [sighs] 51 00:01:51,188 --> 00:01:54,191 ONE OFFICER DOWN, ONE OFFICER... 52 00:01:54,225 --> 00:01:56,260 KIND OF A PUSSY. 53 00:02:01,398 --> 00:02:03,066 - HOW'S SHE DOING, GUYS? HOW YOU DOING, HON? 54 00:02:03,099 --> 00:02:04,535 - QUIKCLOT'S WORKING GREAT. 55 00:02:04,568 --> 00:02:06,237 SHE WON'T BE LOSING ANY MORE BLOOD. 56 00:02:06,270 --> 00:02:07,971 TOOK A COUPLE OF PELLETS OF BUCKSHOT, T. 57 00:02:08,004 --> 00:02:09,340 DON'T WORRY--THE DOCS SHOULD PATCH YOU UP IN NO TIME. 58 00:02:09,373 --> 00:02:11,041 - ANY SHORTNESS OF BREATH, BLURRED VISION, 59 00:02:11,074 --> 00:02:12,409 DIZZINESS, CLAMMY HANDS? - UM... 60 00:02:12,443 --> 00:02:13,810 - YES, YES, ALL OF THEM. 61 00:02:13,844 --> 00:02:15,145 OH, MY GOD. - BILLY, I'M OKAY. 62 00:02:15,178 --> 00:02:16,647 - I'M SO SORRY, T, YOU KNOW? - HEY. 63 00:02:16,680 --> 00:02:18,582 - IT'S ALL MY FAULT. MADRE DE DIOS. 64 00:02:18,615 --> 00:02:20,584 - IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT, BILLY. - JUST BLAME YOUR PARENTS. 65 00:02:20,617 --> 00:02:22,052 THAT'S PROBABLY WHAT THE SHOOTER'S GONNA DO. 66 00:02:22,085 --> 00:02:23,587 ARE YOU OKAY, BABE? 67 00:02:23,620 --> 00:02:25,522 - OH, SH--, CALL MY PARENTS BEFORE THE PRECINCT DOES 68 00:02:25,556 --> 00:02:27,057 AND LET THEM KNOW THAT I'M ABSOLUTELY FINE. 69 00:02:27,090 --> 00:02:28,925 - NO, IT'S NOT FINE, T. 70 00:02:28,959 --> 00:02:31,262 [crying] YOU'RE MY PARTNER, AND I'M SUPPOSED TO PROTECT YOU. 71 00:02:31,295 --> 00:02:32,996 YO SOY UN IDIOTA! 72 00:02:33,029 --> 00:02:34,698 - YOUR MOUTH'S PROBABLY DRY. DO YOU WANT SOME WATER? 73 00:02:34,731 --> 00:02:36,333 - OH, MY GOD, YES. THANK YOU. 74 00:02:36,367 --> 00:02:39,069 MY MOUTH IS SO DRY, I CAN'T EVEN BREATHE. 75 00:02:41,472 --> 00:02:44,174 [gasps] 76 00:02:44,207 --> 00:02:46,243 IT SHOULD BE ME LYING THERE, T. 77 00:02:46,277 --> 00:02:48,745 NOT YOU, IT SHOULD BE ME. 78 00:02:48,779 --> 00:02:51,214 BILLY SHOULD BE IN THAT BED. 79 00:02:51,248 --> 00:02:53,650 [siren wailing] 80 00:02:56,587 --> 00:02:59,189 - I HATE TO SEDATE A PATIENT WHO'S NOT SERIOUSLY INJURED, 81 00:02:59,222 --> 00:03:01,091 BUT I JUST COULDN'T TAKE ALL THE GODDAMN WHINING. 82 00:03:01,124 --> 00:03:02,393 both: MM. 83 00:03:02,426 --> 00:03:05,095 [hip-hop music] 84 00:03:05,128 --> 00:03:08,365 * 85 00:03:08,399 --> 00:03:10,601 - WERE YOU SCARED? I KNOW I WAS. 86 00:03:10,634 --> 00:03:12,536 - YOU KNOW WHAT THE REALLY SCARY PART WAS? 87 00:03:12,569 --> 00:03:15,138 DEALING WITH MY PARENTS... AND MAEVE. 88 00:03:15,171 --> 00:03:17,073 DID YOU SEE HER HITTING ON THAT DOCTOR? 89 00:03:17,107 --> 00:03:18,542 - YEAH, I THOUGHT SHE WAS GONNA BLOW HIM 90 00:03:18,575 --> 00:03:19,443 RIGHT THERE IN THE WAITING ROOM. - YEAH, I KNOW. 91 00:03:19,476 --> 00:03:21,111 - I KNOW HANK WANTED TO. 92 00:03:21,144 --> 00:03:22,313 - OH, HE GAVE HANK HIS NUMBER. - NO! 93 00:03:22,346 --> 00:03:23,547 - MM-HMM. CLASSIC. 94 00:03:23,580 --> 00:03:24,981 [laughs] - WOW. 95 00:03:25,015 --> 00:03:26,317 ARE THE PERCOCETS WORKING? - OH, YEAH. 96 00:03:26,350 --> 00:03:27,651 - GOOD. 97 00:03:27,684 --> 00:03:30,220 HOW'S YOUR WOUND? - WHAT WOUND? 98 00:03:30,253 --> 00:03:32,623 - YOU ALL RIGHT? - I AM HIGH AS SH--. 99 00:03:32,656 --> 00:03:34,725 - OKAY, WELL, WHATEVER YOU WANT, I AM AT YOUR SERVICE. 100 00:03:34,758 --> 00:03:36,293 YOU NAME IT, YOU GOT IT. 101 00:03:36,327 --> 00:03:38,061 YOU WANT ICE CREAM, 102 00:03:38,094 --> 00:03:39,630 YOU WANT A DWAYNE JOHNSON FILM FEST, WHATEVER YOU WANT. 103 00:03:39,663 --> 00:03:41,332 - WILL YOU STAY OVER? 104 00:03:41,365 --> 00:03:43,300 - YEAH, OF COURSE. 105 00:03:43,334 --> 00:03:45,168 - COOL. 106 00:03:45,201 --> 00:03:46,837 JUST, YOU KNOW, I DON'T WANT TO BE ALONE TONIGHT. 107 00:03:46,870 --> 00:03:50,607 - YEAH, I TOTALLY GET IT. 108 00:03:50,641 --> 00:03:53,810 YOU KNOW, IT'S OKAY TO BE, UM... 109 00:03:53,844 --> 00:03:55,979 IF YOU'RE AFRAID. 110 00:03:56,012 --> 00:03:57,614 - NO, I WASN'T. - NO, NOT AT THE TIME. NOW. 111 00:03:57,648 --> 00:03:59,082 I PULLED ONE OF THE DOCTORS ASIDE, 112 00:03:59,115 --> 00:04:00,851 AND HE SAID SOMETIMES IN CASES LIKE THIS, 113 00:04:00,884 --> 00:04:02,319 THERE CAN BE A DELAYED REACTION. 114 00:04:02,353 --> 00:04:04,287 SOMETIMES PEOPLE FEEL MORE AFRAID AFTERWARDS. 115 00:04:04,321 --> 00:04:06,623 - NO--I MEAN, WHAT-- AFRAID OF WHAT? 116 00:04:06,657 --> 00:04:08,258 - OF DYING. - BUT I DIDN'T DIE. 117 00:04:08,291 --> 00:04:09,493 - NO, BUT YOU COULD HAVE. - NO, BUT I DIDN'T. 118 00:04:09,526 --> 00:04:10,827 - I KNOW, HONEY, BUT JUST-- 119 00:04:10,861 --> 00:04:13,464 - HEY, I AM NOT AFRAID OF ANYTHING, BABY. 120 00:04:13,497 --> 00:04:14,765 I AM... 121 00:04:14,798 --> 00:04:16,266 HORNY. 122 00:04:16,299 --> 00:04:18,134 I'M THIRSTY. 123 00:04:18,168 --> 00:04:22,172 I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND DRINK A TON OF REALLY GREAT TEQUILA 124 00:04:22,205 --> 00:04:25,208 AND THEN HAVE REALLY INSANE SEX. 125 00:04:25,241 --> 00:04:26,677 HA. 126 00:04:26,710 --> 00:04:29,446 - SERIOUSLY? - SERIOUSLY. 127 00:04:29,480 --> 00:04:31,382 HOW WAS THAT FOR DELAYED REACTION? 128 00:04:31,415 --> 00:04:33,884 [both chuckle] 129 00:04:33,917 --> 00:04:37,253 - I HATE TO SAY IT, BUT YOU SHOULD GET WOUNDED MORE OFTEN. 130 00:04:42,526 --> 00:04:44,528 GOOD MORNING, MY LOVE. 131 00:04:44,561 --> 00:04:48,131 I WHIPPED YOU UP YOUR FAVORITE BREAKFAST AND A ROSE... 132 00:04:48,164 --> 00:04:53,404 A FRESH AND HEALING FLOWER, YOUR FAVORITE KIND OF-- 133 00:04:53,437 --> 00:04:54,805 OKAY, WHAT--I KNOW THAT LOOK. 134 00:04:54,838 --> 00:04:56,473 - NO, YOU DON'T. - YEAH, I DO. 135 00:04:56,507 --> 00:04:58,141 - YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS LOOK BEFORE. 136 00:04:58,174 --> 00:04:59,876 - I'M PRETTY SURE IT'S THE "WE NEED TO TALK 137 00:04:59,910 --> 00:05:01,211 ABOUT OUR RELATIONSHIP" LOOK. 138 00:05:01,244 --> 00:05:02,713 NO? 139 00:05:02,746 --> 00:05:04,047 IT'S "THE BULLET HOLES IN MY ARM 140 00:05:04,080 --> 00:05:05,348 ARE REALLY STARTING TO HURT" LOOK? 141 00:05:05,382 --> 00:05:06,817 YOU DON'T WANT EGGS. 142 00:05:06,850 --> 00:05:08,652 OKAY, IT'S OFFICIAL. I'M SCARED HERE. 143 00:05:08,685 --> 00:05:10,654 WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT HAPPY, SEXY, FUN GIRL FROM LAST NIGHT? 144 00:05:10,687 --> 00:05:13,056 - I GOT SHOT. I SURVIVED. I WANTED TO CELEBRATE. 145 00:05:13,089 --> 00:05:14,591 - OH, RIGHT. I'LL GET THE PERCOCETS. 146 00:05:14,625 --> 00:05:16,326 - NO, NO PERCOCETS! 147 00:05:16,359 --> 00:05:19,530 - HAPPY, FUN, SEXY TIME, BABE, 3 FEET AWAY. 148 00:05:19,563 --> 00:05:21,865 - LISTEN, I'VE BEEN THINKING A LOT LATELY ABOUT... 149 00:05:21,898 --> 00:05:23,366 WHERE I SEE MYSELF IN TEN YEARS' TIME AND-- 150 00:05:23,400 --> 00:05:24,668 - OH, BOY, I'M TAKING THE PERCOCETS. 151 00:05:24,701 --> 00:05:27,771 - NO, WAIT. HEY. - HUH? 152 00:05:27,804 --> 00:05:29,506 - DON'T YOU HAVE A PLAN? - WHAT? 153 00:05:29,540 --> 00:05:30,907 UH, YEAH, I DO. 154 00:05:30,941 --> 00:05:33,209 IN TEN YEARS, I PLAN TO BE SITTING 155 00:05:33,243 --> 00:05:35,746 IN PRIMO SEASON-TICKET-OWNER BOX SEATS 156 00:05:35,779 --> 00:05:37,581 RIGHT BEHIND THE CUBS DUGOUT AT WRIGLEY FIELD, 157 00:05:37,614 --> 00:05:39,516 THANK YOU VERY MUCH... 158 00:05:39,550 --> 00:05:41,017 WITH YOU. 159 00:05:41,051 --> 00:05:42,786 - THAT IS YOUR TEN-YEAR PLAN? 160 00:05:42,819 --> 00:05:44,521 - NO, OF COURSE NOT. THAT'S MY 20-YEAR PLAN. 161 00:05:44,555 --> 00:05:46,389 IT TOOK ME TEN YEARS JUST TO GET ON THE LIST FOR THESE TICKETS. 162 00:05:46,423 --> 00:05:47,891 - HOLY CRAP. - WHAT? 163 00:05:47,924 --> 00:05:49,893 - I'M A COP, JOHN. 164 00:05:49,926 --> 00:05:52,195 I MIGHT NOT HAVE TEN YEARS' TIME. 165 00:05:52,228 --> 00:05:54,397 I COULD TAKE A BULLET IN THE FACE TOMORROW MORNING 166 00:05:54,431 --> 00:05:56,232 FROM SOME METH-HEAD FREAK 167 00:05:56,266 --> 00:05:57,868 OUTSIDE OF A CHICKEN AND LIQUOR STORE. 168 00:05:57,901 --> 00:05:59,603 OR I COULD TAKE A BULLET 169 00:05:59,636 --> 00:06:01,738 IN THE LINE OF DUTY FOR MY COUNTRY IN D.C. 170 00:06:01,772 --> 00:06:03,474 - HMM? - I WANT TO GO TO WASHINGTON 171 00:06:03,507 --> 00:06:05,308 AND WORK FOR THE FBI. - WHAT? WHEN? 172 00:06:05,341 --> 00:06:06,910 - TODAY, NOW. 173 00:06:06,943 --> 00:06:07,911 I'M READY TO FILL OUT THE APPLICATION FORM. 174 00:06:07,944 --> 00:06:09,913 - OKAY, WAIT. WAIT. 175 00:06:09,946 --> 00:06:11,815 LISTEN, I THINK THAT YOU LOST A LOT OF BLOOD YESTERDAY, 176 00:06:11,848 --> 00:06:13,884 AND I THINK THAT YOU GOT A SHOCK TO YOUR SYSTEM. 177 00:06:13,917 --> 00:06:15,452 - WHAT AM I WAITING FOR, HUH? 178 00:06:15,486 --> 00:06:17,588 THERE'S NOTHING KEEPING ME HERE. - EASY, EASY. 179 00:06:17,621 --> 00:06:19,823 - THAT'S FOR SURE. 180 00:06:19,856 --> 00:06:21,257 - WELL, WHAT ABOUT A LITTLE THING CALLED US? 181 00:06:21,291 --> 00:06:22,993 - OH, RIGHT, US. 182 00:06:23,026 --> 00:06:25,729 YES, THERE'S MY PLACE, AND THERE'S YOUR PLACE. 183 00:06:25,762 --> 00:06:29,566 AND YOU KNOW WHAT, JOHN? IT'S NOT ENOUGH ANYMORE. 184 00:06:29,600 --> 00:06:31,101 - OKAY, I THINK THIS IS THE PART THE DOCTOR WAS TALKING ABOUT. 185 00:06:31,134 --> 00:06:32,936 THIS IS, LIKE, A DELAYED REACTION. 186 00:06:32,969 --> 00:06:35,271 - YES. I WAS 16 WHEN I DECIDED I WANTED TO WORK FOR THE FBI. 187 00:06:35,305 --> 00:06:38,575 IT'S ONLY TAKEN ME A DECADE TO FINALLY MAKE THE MOVE. 188 00:06:38,609 --> 00:06:39,743 - YOU'RE SERIOUS? 189 00:06:39,776 --> 00:06:41,344 - WOW. 190 00:06:41,377 --> 00:06:44,515 YOU ARE SO OBSERVANT. 191 00:06:44,548 --> 00:06:47,984 YES, I'VE ONLY BEEN UP HALF THE NIGHT THINKING ABOUT IT. 192 00:06:48,018 --> 00:06:49,586 - MARRY ME. 193 00:06:49,620 --> 00:06:51,454 - [laughs] YEAH, RIGHT. 194 00:06:51,488 --> 00:06:52,823 - I'M SERIOUS. - I'M SERIOUS! 195 00:06:52,856 --> 00:06:55,592 LET'S GET MARRIED. HA HA! WHOO! 196 00:06:55,626 --> 00:06:57,260 [chuckles sarcastically] GREAT IDEA. 197 00:06:57,293 --> 00:06:59,930 - THERESA KELLY... 198 00:06:59,963 --> 00:07:04,000 THERESA KELLY, WILL YOU MARRY ME? 199 00:07:04,034 --> 00:07:05,468 - YOU'RE KNEELING ON MY PANTS. 200 00:07:05,502 --> 00:07:08,672 - HEY, LISTEN TO ME. 201 00:07:08,705 --> 00:07:12,609 I AM 100% BALLS-OUT DEAD CERTAIN GODDAMN SERIOUS RIGHT NOW. 202 00:07:12,643 --> 00:07:14,878 - CAN YOU PASS ME MY TOP? - NOT UNTIL YOU ANSWER ME. 203 00:07:14,911 --> 00:07:16,046 - GET UP. - NO. 204 00:07:16,079 --> 00:07:18,348 - JOHN FARRELL, GET UP. 205 00:07:18,381 --> 00:07:21,718 - I'M NOT GETTING UP. - OKAY, FINE. 206 00:07:21,752 --> 00:07:24,320 SO I SAY YES, AND THEN WE'RE ENGAGED FOREVER AND EVER 207 00:07:24,354 --> 00:07:26,489 BECAUSE YOU WON'T COMMIT TO A WEDDING DATE, 208 00:07:26,523 --> 00:07:29,192 AND THEN I WASTE A WHOLE NOTHER CHUNK OF MY LIFE 209 00:07:29,225 --> 00:07:31,227 DRINKING OVERPRICED BOX-SEAT BEERS 210 00:07:31,261 --> 00:07:34,497 WATCHING A TEAM WHO IS CURSED BY A BILLY GOAT? 211 00:07:34,531 --> 00:07:36,132 I DON'T THINK SO! 212 00:07:36,166 --> 00:07:37,467 - LET'S DO IT RIGHT NOW. - WHAT? 213 00:07:37,500 --> 00:07:39,536 - LET'S GET MARRIED. RIGHT NOW. 214 00:07:39,570 --> 00:07:40,737 WE'LL GO DOWN TO THE COURTHOUSE. WE'LL GET A LICENSE. 215 00:07:40,771 --> 00:07:42,472 WE'LL GET A JUSTICE OF THE PEACE. 216 00:07:42,505 --> 00:07:43,807 WE'LL GET TWO WITNESSES, AND WE'LL MAKE IT LEGAL... 217 00:07:43,840 --> 00:07:45,576 RIGHT NOW, TODAY, 218 00:07:45,609 --> 00:07:48,712 AS IN THIS MORNING, AS IN AT 8:37 A.M. 219 00:07:48,745 --> 00:07:49,980 - ARE YOU OKAY? 220 00:07:50,013 --> 00:07:52,015 - I'VE NEVER BEEN BETTER. 221 00:07:52,048 --> 00:07:53,550 ARE YOU OKAY? YOU'RE THE ONE THAT'S BEEN SHOT. 222 00:07:53,584 --> 00:07:55,251 - YEAH. 223 00:07:56,853 --> 00:07:58,589 - WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT? 224 00:07:58,622 --> 00:08:00,691 - BACON. 225 00:08:06,096 --> 00:08:08,799 [crunching] 226 00:08:11,902 --> 00:08:14,370 LET'S DO IT. 227 00:08:21,745 --> 00:08:23,213 - MAEVE'S IN. 228 00:08:23,246 --> 00:08:24,414 SHE'S MEETING US THERE. - PERFECT. 229 00:08:24,447 --> 00:08:25,849 - OH, MY GOODNESS. - [laughs] 230 00:08:25,882 --> 00:08:28,852 [cell phone rings] 231 00:08:28,885 --> 00:08:30,754 - YEAH? - HEY, YOU ALONE? 232 00:08:30,787 --> 00:08:31,922 - NO, WHOLE GANG'S HERE. WHY? 233 00:08:31,955 --> 00:08:33,423 - PUT YOUR POKER FACE ON. 234 00:08:33,456 --> 00:08:34,591 - OH. 235 00:08:37,761 --> 00:08:40,530 I AM LADY GAGA, BABY. WHAT'S UP? 236 00:08:40,563 --> 00:08:42,198 - THERESA AND I ARE GETTING MARRIED. 237 00:08:42,232 --> 00:08:43,934 - WHAT? - POKER FACE, ASSHOLE! 238 00:08:43,967 --> 00:08:45,869 - OKAY, YES. 239 00:08:45,902 --> 00:08:47,270 NO, I-I KNEW THAT ALREADY. 240 00:08:47,303 --> 00:08:49,472 SHE HAD TOLD ME WHEN WE GOT BACK TO-- 241 00:08:49,505 --> 00:08:52,042 I'M LADY GAGA AGAIN. WHAT THE HELL? 242 00:08:52,075 --> 00:08:53,409 - OKAY, I NEED YOU TO MEET US 243 00:08:53,443 --> 00:08:55,378 AT THE COURTHOUSE ON WEST WASHINGTON. 244 00:08:55,411 --> 00:08:56,747 DON'T TELL ANYBODY. DON'T RUSH OUT THE DOOR LIKE A MANIAC. 245 00:08:56,780 --> 00:08:58,481 JUST BE COOL. 246 00:08:58,514 --> 00:09:00,283 - IS THIS PAYBACK FOR THE SKIN-CREAM PRANK? 247 00:09:00,316 --> 00:09:01,584 - TELL HANK IT'S NOT PAYBACK. - IT'S NOT PAYBACK. 248 00:09:01,618 --> 00:09:03,253 - GOD DAMN. 249 00:09:03,286 --> 00:09:05,155 - LADY GAGA, PLEASE, NOT A PEEP. 250 00:09:05,188 --> 00:09:06,657 AND WHEN YOU LEAVE, TAKE BRIAN WITH YOU, 251 00:09:06,690 --> 00:09:07,991 SO NOBODY GETS SUSPICIOUS. 252 00:09:08,024 --> 00:09:10,994 - 10-4. - NOT A WORD TO ANYONE--NO ONE. 253 00:09:11,027 --> 00:09:12,629 - OH, YOU AIN'T GOT TO WORRY, BROTHER. 254 00:09:12,663 --> 00:09:15,832 I AM CIA ON THIS BITCH. 255 00:09:15,866 --> 00:09:18,434 - WHAT'S UP? 256 00:09:18,468 --> 00:09:19,970 - SO WE CAN'T GET MARRIED FOR AT LEAST 24 HOURS? 257 00:09:20,003 --> 00:09:21,604 - NO. MAYBE IT'S A SIGN. 258 00:09:21,638 --> 00:09:22,973 - THAT WE SHOULDN'T DO IT? - NO! 259 00:09:23,006 --> 00:09:24,140 THAT WE SHOULD GO TO VEGAS AND DO IT. 260 00:09:24,174 --> 00:09:25,408 - SORRY WE'RE LATE, BRO. - HEY. 261 00:09:25,441 --> 00:09:26,743 - LOOK, THEY FIGURED OUT SOMETHING WAS UP 262 00:09:26,777 --> 00:09:27,978 WHILE I WAS TALKING TO YOU. 263 00:09:28,011 --> 00:09:29,245 - I THOUGHT YOU HAD YOUR POKER FACE ON. 264 00:09:29,279 --> 00:09:30,580 - IF THAT WAS HIS POKER FACE, 265 00:09:30,613 --> 00:09:31,815 WE GOT TO START PLAYING SOME GODDAMN CARDS 266 00:09:31,848 --> 00:09:33,149 AROUND THE DEPOT, MAN. 267 00:09:33,183 --> 00:09:34,985 - DID WE MISS EVERYTHING? - NO-- 268 00:09:35,018 --> 00:09:36,619 - JESUS, MAEVE, YOU CALLED BILLY? 269 00:09:36,653 --> 00:09:38,488 - I COULDN'T GO TO A WEDDING WITHOUT A DATE. 270 00:09:38,521 --> 00:09:40,857 - WAIT. THIS IS A DATE? HELL, YEAH. 271 00:09:40,891 --> 00:09:42,659 HEY, I'M ALL BETTER NOW, THERESA. 272 00:09:42,693 --> 00:09:44,194 - WE GOT SEVEN WITNESSES AND NO WAY TO GET MARRIED. 273 00:09:44,227 --> 00:09:45,962 - YEAH, THE LAW SAYS WE HAVE TO WAIT 24 HOURS. 274 00:09:45,996 --> 00:09:47,698 - WAIT, I GOT A WAY. MY UNCLE RUNS A CHURCH ACROSS TOWN. 275 00:09:47,731 --> 00:09:49,332 IT'S PENTECOSTAL. 276 00:09:49,365 --> 00:09:50,934 - YOU THINK HE'D DO IT? - REALLY? 277 00:09:50,967 --> 00:09:52,869 - HE'LL DO ALMOST ANYTHING IF YOU GOT THE CASH. 278 00:09:52,903 --> 00:09:54,437 I'LL CALL HIM REAL QUICK. - WHAT'S THIS WITNESS BULLSH--? 279 00:09:54,470 --> 00:09:56,206 - WE NEED TWO WITNESSES. - I KNOW THAT, ASSHOLE. 280 00:09:56,239 --> 00:09:57,607 YOU GOT A SH--LOAD OF WITNESSES. 281 00:09:57,640 --> 00:09:59,309 I NEED A TITLE, BRO, LIKE BEST MAN. 282 00:09:59,342 --> 00:10:00,543 - NO, WE'RE NOT DOING ALL OF THAT. 283 00:10:00,576 --> 00:10:02,178 - NO. - HEY, WHEN YOU SAID 284 00:10:02,212 --> 00:10:03,947 TWO YEARS AGO YOU WAS THINKING ABOUT GETTING MARRIED, 285 00:10:03,980 --> 00:10:05,181 THAT HANDS DOWN, I WAS THE ONLY CHOICE FOR BEST MAN. 286 00:10:05,215 --> 00:10:06,182 - YOU STILL ARE. - YOU WERE THINKING 287 00:10:06,216 --> 00:10:07,951 ABOUT MARRIAGE TWO YEARS AGO, 288 00:10:07,984 --> 00:10:09,552 AND YOU DIDN'T THINK TO SAY ANYTHING TO ME? 289 00:10:09,585 --> 00:10:10,987 - IF HE GETS TO BE BEST MAN, I'M MAID OF HONOR. 290 00:10:11,021 --> 00:10:12,155 - NO, WE'RE NOT DOING THAT SH--, MAEVE. 291 00:10:12,188 --> 00:10:13,990 - THAT WAS JUST IDLE CHAT. 292 00:10:14,024 --> 00:10:15,826 WE WERE JUST BULLSH--TING IN THE RIG ONE DAY, YOU KNOW? 293 00:10:15,859 --> 00:10:17,127 - CAN I BE A GROOMSMAN? - IDLE CHAT ABOUT MARRYING ME? 294 00:10:17,160 --> 00:10:18,795 - BABE, NOT RIGHT NOW. 295 00:10:18,829 --> 00:10:20,296 - CAN WE BE BRIDESMAIDS? - I LOVE THAT MOVIE. 296 00:10:20,330 --> 00:10:21,564 - HEY, YOU SAID "BULLSH--TING." 297 00:10:21,597 --> 00:10:22,833 SO WERE YOU BULLSH--TING ABOUT MARRYING ME? 298 00:10:22,866 --> 00:10:24,334 - HEY, HOW ABOUT USHERS? 299 00:10:24,367 --> 00:10:25,836 YOU GOT GROOMSMEN. HOW ABOUT A COUPLE USHERS? 300 00:10:25,869 --> 00:10:27,137 - DOES THIS LOOK LIKE I'M BULLSH--TING YOU? 301 00:10:27,170 --> 00:10:28,471 - I DON'T KNOW. YOU TELL ME. 302 00:10:28,504 --> 00:10:30,306 - BUT THERE WON'T BE ANYONE TO USH. 303 00:10:30,340 --> 00:10:31,541 - IT'S NOT ABOUT WHO I USH OR WHO I DON'T USH. 304 00:10:31,574 --> 00:10:33,243 IT'S ABOUT THE POSITION. 305 00:10:33,276 --> 00:10:34,845 - TWO SECONDS AGO, YOU WANTED TO THROW IN THE TOWEL. 306 00:10:34,878 --> 00:10:36,713 - BULLSH--. WHEN? 307 00:10:36,747 --> 00:10:38,481 - I AM THE BEST MAN. BRIAN, YOU'RE THE GROOMSMAN. 308 00:10:38,514 --> 00:10:40,183 - YES! - I THOUGHT WAITING 24 HOURS 309 00:10:40,216 --> 00:10:41,651 WAS A POSITIVE SIGN. YOU THOUGHT 310 00:10:41,684 --> 00:10:42,919 IT WAS A NEGATIVE SIGN. - NO. 311 00:10:42,953 --> 00:10:44,520 - WHAT'S BILLY GONNA BE? 312 00:10:44,554 --> 00:10:45,989 - BILLY SHOULD BE AN USHER. - STEP OFF, BITCH. 313 00:10:46,022 --> 00:10:47,758 I AM THE BEST MAN. 314 00:10:47,791 --> 00:10:49,092 I'M THE BOSS OF ALL THE MEN IN THE WEDDING PARTY, 315 00:10:49,125 --> 00:10:50,827 NOT THE GROOMSMAN. 316 00:10:50,861 --> 00:10:53,029 BILLY IS AN USHER. - WE SHOULD GET DRESSES. 317 00:10:53,063 --> 00:10:54,898 - NO! WE'RE NOT GETTING DRESSES, MAEVE! 318 00:10:54,931 --> 00:10:56,867 - THEN I'M THE HEAD USHER. - THERE ARE ONLY TWO OF YOU! 319 00:10:56,900 --> 00:10:58,234 - I'M NOT HAVING EQUAL BILLING 320 00:10:58,268 --> 00:10:59,936 WITH SOME DIM-WITTED SPECIAL-ED REJECT. 321 00:10:59,970 --> 00:11:01,204 NOW, EITHER I'M THE HEAD USHER, 322 00:11:01,237 --> 00:11:02,773 OR I AIN'T NO GODDAMN USHER AT ALL. 323 00:11:02,806 --> 00:11:04,407 - [speaking Spanish] 324 00:11:04,440 --> 00:11:05,575 OKAY, YO, HE SAID HE'S GONNA DO IT, Y'ALL. 325 00:11:05,608 --> 00:11:06,943 [all cheering] - REALLY? 326 00:11:06,977 --> 00:11:08,011 - SO HE'S GOT AN OPENING IN AN HOUR, 327 00:11:08,044 --> 00:11:09,746 BUT WE GOT TO BE ON TIME, 328 00:11:09,780 --> 00:11:11,047 BECAUSE HE HAS AN EXORCISM RIGHT AFTER THAT. 329 00:11:11,081 --> 00:11:12,515 AND IT'S GONNA BE 200 BUCKS CASH. 330 00:11:12,548 --> 00:11:14,050 - 200 BUCKS? - WHAT KIND OF CHURCH IS THIS? 331 00:11:14,084 --> 00:11:15,218 - IT'S CALLED IGLESIA PENTECOSTAL 332 00:11:15,251 --> 00:11:16,252 ESPIRITU SANTO DE KOSTNER. 333 00:11:16,286 --> 00:11:18,688 - COSTNER-- AS IN KEVIN COSTNER? 334 00:11:18,721 --> 00:11:20,056 - HOLY SH--, I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT THAT. 335 00:11:20,090 --> 00:11:21,758 NAH, THAT'S JUST THE STREET THAT IT'S ON. 336 00:11:21,792 --> 00:11:23,093 - OKAY. 337 00:11:23,126 --> 00:11:24,527 - BUT MY UNCLE REALLY DID LIKE TIN CUP. 338 00:11:24,560 --> 00:11:27,063 CHEECH MARIN, YO-- THAT MAN IS RIDICULOUS. 339 00:11:30,733 --> 00:11:32,903 - BILLY, DON'T START CRYING AGAIN. 340 00:11:32,936 --> 00:11:34,871 - OKAY, KOSTNER STREET, EVERYBODY, LOCK AND LOAD. 341 00:11:34,905 --> 00:11:36,372 T AND I ARE GONNA STOP AT THE CASH MACHINE. 342 00:11:36,406 --> 00:11:38,809 THIS--HONEY, THIS IS A POSITIVE SIGN, RIGHT? 343 00:11:38,842 --> 00:11:40,076 - MM-HMM. - OKAY, LET'S GO. 344 00:11:40,110 --> 00:11:41,744 - OKAY. - LET'S GO. 345 00:11:41,778 --> 00:11:43,947 - COME ON, WHAT DO YOU-- - NOW IT'S GONNA BE A WEDDING. 346 00:11:43,980 --> 00:11:45,048 WE GONNA HAVE A GOOD TIME. - WHAT KIND OF CHURCH IS THIS? 347 00:11:45,081 --> 00:11:46,416 - THIS IS GONNA BE A GOOD WEDDING! 348 00:11:46,449 --> 00:11:47,717 - WHAT KIND OF CHURCH? - THEY GOT SOME KIND 349 00:11:47,750 --> 00:11:49,052 OF EXORCISM. DON'T NOBODY KNOW. 350 00:11:49,085 --> 00:11:50,320 LOOK, WE GONNA DO THIS RIGHT. 351 00:11:50,353 --> 00:11:52,088 - THEY COULD HAVE CHICKENS FOR USHERS, MAN. 352 00:11:52,122 --> 00:11:52,856 - CHICKENS? I DON'T KNOW ABOUT NO CHICKEN. 353 00:11:58,094 --> 00:11:59,595 - WHAT? 354 00:11:59,629 --> 00:12:01,998 - HEY, DID MAEVE BLAB THIS TO YOU GUYS? 355 00:12:02,032 --> 00:12:03,266 - YES, BABY. OH, MY GOD. 356 00:12:03,299 --> 00:12:05,301 CONGRATULATIONS. - THANK YOU. 357 00:12:05,335 --> 00:12:08,004 - YES, YES, CONGRATULATIONS MY ASS, OKAY? 358 00:12:08,038 --> 00:12:09,973 IF YOU THINK THAT MY DAUGHTER IS MARRYING THIS KID 359 00:12:10,006 --> 00:12:12,242 IN THIS FLEABAG FAKE FRIGGIN' CHURCH, 360 00:12:12,275 --> 00:12:13,243 YOU'RE ALL OUT OF YOUR GODDAMN MINDS. 361 00:12:13,276 --> 00:12:14,845 - LANGUAGE, JERRY. 362 00:12:14,878 --> 00:12:16,179 - I DIDN'T SAY SH--HOLE, BRIDGET. 363 00:12:16,212 --> 00:12:17,113 - DAD! - EXCUSE ME, SIR. 364 00:12:17,147 --> 00:12:18,648 MY CHURCH IS FULLY LICENSED. 365 00:12:18,681 --> 00:12:19,983 - YEAH, BY WHO? THE PUERTO RICAN 366 00:12:20,016 --> 00:12:22,018 COCKFIGHTING ASSOCIATION? - STOP IT. 367 00:12:22,052 --> 00:12:24,120 - THE JOINT'S A DUMP, PADRE. - HEY, STAY OUT OF THIS, MIKE. 368 00:12:24,154 --> 00:12:25,688 YOU STAYED OUT OF OUR LIVES FOR 15 YEARS. 369 00:12:25,721 --> 00:12:27,323 WE MANAGED JUST FINE. - MA! 370 00:12:27,357 --> 00:12:29,525 - HEY, ME AND JOHNNY MADE UP. YOU KNOW, I APOLOGIZED. 371 00:12:29,559 --> 00:12:31,461 NOW WE TALK, AND WE HANG OUT. WE DO STUFF. 372 00:12:31,494 --> 00:12:33,830 WE'RE LIKE, UM, UH-- - FATHER AND SON? 373 00:12:33,864 --> 00:12:36,266 - VERY FUNNY, I WAS THINKING MORE LIKE STARSKY AND HUTCH. 374 00:12:36,299 --> 00:12:38,001 LISTEN, KID, WE GOT TO THINK THIS OVER. 375 00:12:38,034 --> 00:12:39,535 - LET ME TAKE A PICTURE. 376 00:12:39,569 --> 00:12:40,803 I'VE GOT ONE OF THOSE NEW SMARTPHONES. 377 00:12:40,837 --> 00:12:42,372 - IT'S NOT UP TO YOU, HUTCH. 378 00:12:42,405 --> 00:12:43,606 - IT SURE AS HELL AIN'T UP TO YOU, PAL. 379 00:12:43,639 --> 00:12:44,875 - GET CLOSER TOGETHER. 380 00:12:44,908 --> 00:12:46,176 - WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN BY THAT? 381 00:12:46,209 --> 00:12:47,710 - CLOSER, SCRUNCH IN. 382 00:12:47,743 --> 00:12:48,879 - IT MEANS THAT MY DAUGHTER'S A TEN, BIGFACE. 383 00:12:48,912 --> 00:12:50,646 - BIGFACE? - YOUR FACE IS HUGE. 384 00:12:50,680 --> 00:12:52,949 THIS IS NEWS TO YOU, SECRETARIAT? 385 00:12:52,983 --> 00:12:54,484 - LET ME GET IN, FATHER. - SURE. 386 00:12:54,517 --> 00:12:56,052 - SCRUNCH IN, SCRUNCH IN. SAY "CHEESEBURGER." 387 00:12:56,086 --> 00:12:57,353 - YOU ADD TO THAT THE FACT THAT SHE'S A HERO COP... 388 00:12:57,387 --> 00:12:59,322 - CHEESEBURGER. - THAT'S A 13. 389 00:12:59,355 --> 00:13:01,357 AND SHE'S MARRYING WHAT? 390 00:13:01,391 --> 00:13:04,060 THIS GUY WHO'S WHAT? MAYBE--NOT FOR NOTHING--A FOUR? 391 00:13:04,094 --> 00:13:05,795 - YOU ASSHOLE. MY SON AIN'T NO FOUR. 392 00:13:05,828 --> 00:13:07,030 - YEAH, YOU TELL HIM. - THAT'S RIGHT. 393 00:13:07,063 --> 00:13:08,664 HE'S AT LEAST A FIVE. - WHAT? 394 00:13:08,698 --> 00:13:10,233 WELL, ADD THREE POINTS 'CAUSE HE'S AN E.M.T., 395 00:13:10,266 --> 00:13:12,168 AND THAT MAKES HIM AN EIGHT. 396 00:13:12,202 --> 00:13:13,836 YOUR DAUGHTER'S A TEN, MINUS TWO POINTS FOR BEING A COP. 397 00:13:13,870 --> 00:13:15,338 - WHAT? - THAT MAKES HER AN EIGHT TOO. 398 00:13:15,371 --> 00:13:17,340 SO IT ALL EVENS OUT HERE. - I'M CONFUSED. 399 00:13:17,373 --> 00:13:18,975 WHY IS SHE LOSING TWO POINTS? 400 00:13:19,009 --> 00:13:20,343 - 'CAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT EVERY FIREFIGHTER AND COP 401 00:13:20,376 --> 00:13:22,412 HAVE IN COMMON? 402 00:13:22,445 --> 00:13:24,047 THEY BOTH WANT TO BE FIREFIGHTERS. 403 00:13:24,080 --> 00:13:25,648 [laughter] - OKAY, THAT'S-- 404 00:13:25,681 --> 00:13:27,317 - THAT'S FUNNY. - LET'S--LET'S NOT-- 405 00:13:27,350 --> 00:13:28,718 - ONE MORE. - MOM, COME ON. 406 00:13:28,751 --> 00:13:30,520 - COME ON, EVERYBODY, COME ON. 407 00:13:30,553 --> 00:13:31,754 - QUICK, QUICK, QUICK, QUICK, LET'S JUST GET IT DONE. 408 00:13:31,787 --> 00:13:33,389 - SCRUNCH IN. - ONE MORE, EVERYONE IN. 409 00:13:33,423 --> 00:13:35,358 - HOW DO YOU KNOW WHEN A FIREFIGHTER HAS PASSED AWAY? 410 00:13:35,391 --> 00:13:37,660 HE DROPS THE REMOTE CONTROL. 411 00:13:37,693 --> 00:13:39,930 - OH, THAT'S ENOUGH! - HEY, HEY, HEY! 412 00:13:39,963 --> 00:13:42,532 - PLEASE STOP! - HEY, GUYS, LISTEN UP, HEY! 413 00:13:42,565 --> 00:13:43,866 - THE WEDDING-- - HEY, LISTEN! 414 00:13:43,900 --> 00:13:45,101 THIS IS OUR DAY... - RIGHT. 415 00:13:45,135 --> 00:13:46,569 - NOT YOURS. - RIGHT. 416 00:13:46,602 --> 00:13:47,770 - AND I AM MARRYING THE LOVE OF MY LIFE, 417 00:13:47,803 --> 00:13:49,672 WHO IS NOT A 4 OR A 5. 418 00:13:49,705 --> 00:13:51,274 HE IS A FRICKIN' 15. 419 00:13:51,307 --> 00:13:52,708 - OH! - THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 420 00:13:52,742 --> 00:13:53,944 - WELL, YOU WERE NEVER TOO GOOD AT MATH, HONEY. 421 00:13:53,977 --> 00:13:56,279 MY CHIN IS SO WEIRD IN THIS. 422 00:13:56,312 --> 00:13:58,348 WE NEED ONE MORE. FATHER, JUST ONE MORE. 423 00:13:58,381 --> 00:14:00,416 ONE MORE, THANK YOU. - HEY, WHERE'S CASH AND THEM AT? 424 00:14:00,450 --> 00:14:01,884 - THEY'RE SEATING ALL THE GUESTS. 425 00:14:01,918 --> 00:14:03,553 both: GUESTS? 426 00:14:03,586 --> 00:14:04,887 - YEAH, THERE'S, LIKE, 35 PUERTO RICANS IN THERE. 427 00:14:04,921 --> 00:14:06,957 - WHAT? - WHAT? 428 00:14:06,990 --> 00:14:08,024 - HERE AT THE IGLESIA DEL ESPIRITU SANTO DE KOSTNER... 429 00:14:08,058 --> 00:14:09,025 - COME ON, LET'S GO. - FINE! 430 00:14:09,059 --> 00:14:10,793 - ONE MORE! 431 00:14:10,826 --> 00:14:12,362 MY NECK LOOKED FUNNY. - WE HAVE TO GET IN THERE. 432 00:14:12,395 --> 00:14:13,796 - WE LIKE TO FILL THE PEWS. 433 00:14:13,829 --> 00:14:16,299 IT MAKES THE OCCASION MUCH MORE JOYOUS. 434 00:14:16,332 --> 00:14:18,068 [camera shutter clicks] 435 00:14:18,101 --> 00:14:20,236 SPEAKING OF WHICH, YOU HAVE THE $400? 436 00:14:20,270 --> 00:14:21,871 both: WHAT? - I THOUGHT IT WAS $200. 437 00:14:21,904 --> 00:14:23,974 - 200 FOR THE SERVICE, 200 FOR THE JOY. 438 00:14:24,007 --> 00:14:25,908 - CAN WE GET AN ITEMIZED RECEIPT FOR THIS? 439 00:14:25,942 --> 00:14:27,643 - I ONLY HAVE $200. 440 00:14:27,677 --> 00:14:29,379 DOES ANYBODY HAVE ANY MONEY? - UM... 441 00:14:29,412 --> 00:14:31,147 - DON'T LOOK AT ME. I AIN'T THE FATHER OF THE BRIDE. 442 00:14:31,181 --> 00:14:32,248 - WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME FOR? 443 00:14:32,282 --> 00:14:33,783 - GET IN THERE! 444 00:14:33,816 --> 00:14:35,285 - THANK YOU. THANK YOU, MR. KELLY. 445 00:14:35,318 --> 00:14:37,087 - HE'S A COP. HE AIN'T USED TO THIS. 446 00:14:37,120 --> 00:14:39,555 USUALLY WHEN CASH CHANGES HANDS, HE'S ON THE RECEIVING END. 447 00:14:39,589 --> 00:14:41,224 - HEY, I HEARD THAT, PAL! [overlapping shouting] 448 00:14:41,257 --> 00:14:42,758 YOU WANT TO START WITH ME? 449 00:14:42,792 --> 00:14:45,395 - NO, DAD! - YOU'LL BE LOCKED UP, PAL! 450 00:14:45,428 --> 00:14:46,229 - ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO DO THIS? 451 00:14:46,262 --> 00:14:47,463 - ABSOLUTELY. 452 00:14:47,497 --> 00:14:48,931 - LOOK, I JUST NEED YOU TO KNOW-- 453 00:14:48,965 --> 00:14:50,466 I GOT THE RIG GASSED UP AND READY TO GO. 454 00:14:50,500 --> 00:14:51,834 WE CAN THELMA & LOUISE THIS SH-- RIGHT NOW. 455 00:14:51,867 --> 00:14:53,469 - NOT NECESSARY, BRO. I'M GOOD. 456 00:14:53,503 --> 00:14:54,971 - OKAY. - YOU REALIZE THEY DIE 457 00:14:55,005 --> 00:14:56,239 AT THE END OF THAT MOVIE, RIGHT? 458 00:14:56,272 --> 00:14:57,940 - WHO GIVES A SH--? BRAD PITT LIVED. 459 00:14:57,974 --> 00:14:59,275 - WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? 460 00:14:59,309 --> 00:15:00,510 - THIS IS YOUR BEST MAN SAVING... 461 00:15:00,543 --> 00:15:02,112 - [gasps] - YOUR SORRY WHITE ASS. 462 00:15:02,145 --> 00:15:04,147 - IS THIS REAL? - $8,000 REAL. 463 00:15:04,180 --> 00:15:06,449 - AAH! HOLY SH--. 464 00:15:06,482 --> 00:15:08,418 JESUS, HANK-- - I ADVISE AGAINST IT. 465 00:15:08,451 --> 00:15:10,353 - LOOK, THREE MONTHS' SALARY IS A NORMAL AMOUNT OF MONEY 466 00:15:10,386 --> 00:15:11,354 TO SPEND ON A WEDDING RING, NUMBNUTS, 467 00:15:11,387 --> 00:15:13,256 FOR SOMEONE YOU TRULY LOVE. 468 00:15:13,289 --> 00:15:15,091 - THERESA'S NOT REALLY AN $8,000-RING KIND OF GIRL. 469 00:15:15,125 --> 00:15:16,792 THAT'S WHY I LOVE HER. 470 00:15:16,826 --> 00:15:19,029 - DOES SHE HAVE TITS? - SHE'S GOT FABULOUS TITS. 471 00:15:19,062 --> 00:15:20,330 - THEN WATCH AND LEARN, ASSHOLE. 472 00:15:20,363 --> 00:15:21,931 - HOLY SH--! 473 00:15:21,964 --> 00:15:23,166 [gasps] IS THAT REAL? 474 00:15:23,199 --> 00:15:25,168 - YES, IT IS. - OH, MY GOD! 475 00:15:25,201 --> 00:15:27,003 I LOVE YOU! - OH, GOD. 476 00:15:27,037 --> 00:15:29,305 - MOM, LOOK AT THIS RING! - OH, MY--OH, MY GOD! 477 00:15:29,339 --> 00:15:32,275 - AW. IT'S AMAZING. 478 00:15:32,308 --> 00:15:35,111 I KNOW MORE ABOUT PUSSY THAN YOU TWO DIPSH--S PUT TOGETHER, 479 00:15:35,145 --> 00:15:37,280 AND I AIN'T EVEN SEEN ONE SINCE THE DAY I WAS BORN. 480 00:15:37,313 --> 00:15:40,150 - WHO'S IN THE LIMO? 481 00:15:44,254 --> 00:15:47,490 - OH, SH--. WAIT. WHO IS THAT? IS THAT THE DRIVER? 482 00:15:47,523 --> 00:15:49,892 - OH, MY GOD, MAEVE! 483 00:15:49,925 --> 00:15:52,228 YOU LOOK GORGEOUS. - THANKS. HI. 484 00:15:52,262 --> 00:15:53,529 - OH. - OH, MY GOD. 485 00:15:53,563 --> 00:15:55,065 LET ME GET A PICTURE. 486 00:15:55,098 --> 00:15:56,499 SAY "CHEESEBURGER." - CHEESEBURGER. 487 00:15:56,532 --> 00:15:58,068 - CHEESEBURGER. 488 00:15:58,101 --> 00:16:01,003 - WHO'S THE DRIVER? - MY SON RAMON. 489 00:16:01,037 --> 00:16:03,639 WE RUN A WEDDING STORE, AS WELL AS THE CHURCH. 490 00:16:03,673 --> 00:16:05,475 - YOU GOT 'EM COMING AND GOING, HUH? 491 00:16:05,508 --> 00:16:08,378 I GOT MY EYE ON YOU, FATHER DAMIEN. 492 00:16:08,411 --> 00:16:10,480 - RAMON GOT US A GREAT DEAL. - IT'S THE LEAST I CAN DO. 493 00:16:10,513 --> 00:16:12,215 BESIDES, WHEN I SAW THIS TUX, 494 00:16:12,248 --> 00:16:13,983 I THOUGHT, "BILLY! BILLY, BILLY!" 495 00:16:14,016 --> 00:16:17,187 [laughter] 496 00:16:18,621 --> 00:16:20,590 - WE'RE CATHOLIC, AND I'M SO GLAD 497 00:16:20,623 --> 00:16:22,525 TO SEE A CHURCH THAT ACCEPTS THE GAYS. 498 00:16:22,558 --> 00:16:25,995 - RAMON IS NOT GAY. HE'S CREATIVE. 499 00:16:26,028 --> 00:16:28,231 - YOU CALLED MOM AND DAD? 500 00:16:28,264 --> 00:16:31,567 - I WANTED 'EM TO SEE ME IN THIS DRESS. 501 00:16:31,601 --> 00:16:32,935 - I SAID NO DRESSES, MAEVE. 502 00:16:32,968 --> 00:16:36,172 - OH, MY GOD, THERESA, YOU'RE JEALOUS. 503 00:16:36,206 --> 00:16:38,774 - HA! - THAT IS SO SMALL... 504 00:16:38,808 --> 00:16:41,711 JUST LIKE MY ASS IN THIS HOT LITTLE DRESS. 505 00:16:41,744 --> 00:16:45,081 [chuckles] WHO'S GOING TO FAT CAMP NOW? 506 00:16:46,582 --> 00:16:49,619 - HEY, I'M SORRY, T. 507 00:16:55,625 --> 00:16:57,560 - * HE IS GATHERED HERE AMONG YOU * 508 00:16:57,593 --> 00:17:00,396 * AT THE CALLING OF YOUR HEARTS * 509 00:17:00,430 --> 00:17:04,267 * REST ASSURED THIS TROUBADOUR * 510 00:17:04,300 --> 00:17:07,103 * IS ACTING ON HIS PART 511 00:17:07,137 --> 00:17:10,273 * THE UNION OF YOUR SPIRITS HERE * 512 00:17:10,306 --> 00:17:13,276 * HAS CAUSED HIM TO REMAIN 513 00:17:13,309 --> 00:17:16,479 * FOR WHENEVER TWO OR MORE OF YOU * 514 00:17:16,512 --> 00:17:18,581 * ARE GATHERED IN HIS NAME 515 00:17:18,614 --> 00:17:22,318 * THERE IS LOVE 516 00:17:22,352 --> 00:17:23,586 [trembling] 517 00:17:23,619 --> 00:17:25,921 * EL HOMBRE DEJA SU MADRE * 518 00:17:25,955 --> 00:17:29,792 * Y LA MUJER DEJA SU CASA * 519 00:17:29,825 --> 00:17:35,265 * LOS DOS JUNTOS VAN A IR HACERSE UNA PERSONA * 520 00:17:35,298 --> 00:17:37,167 THAT MEANS YOU GUYS ARE GONNA BE ONE. 521 00:17:37,200 --> 00:17:38,268 [crying] 522 00:17:38,301 --> 00:17:41,237 [rooster crows] 523 00:17:41,271 --> 00:17:44,307 [sniffling] 524 00:17:44,340 --> 00:17:46,442 YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL. 525 00:17:46,476 --> 00:17:49,912 JOHNNY, MAN, I JUST LOVE YOU, MAN. 526 00:17:49,945 --> 00:17:52,615 - I LOVE YOU TOO, BILLY. - THANKS, BILLY. 527 00:17:52,648 --> 00:17:55,685 - IN THE INTEREST OF TIME, I WILL KEEP MY REMARKS BRIEF. 528 00:17:55,718 --> 00:17:57,487 WE GATHER TODAY TO WITNESS THE JOINING 529 00:17:57,520 --> 00:17:59,922 OF TWO LOVING PEOPLE 530 00:17:59,955 --> 00:18:03,826 AS THEY EMBARK ON THE JOURNEY OF MARRIAGE. 531 00:18:03,859 --> 00:18:08,130 IT HAS BEEN SAID BY ONE GREATER THAN ME, 532 00:18:08,164 --> 00:18:10,500 "WHEN A DEFINING MOMENT COMES ALONG, 533 00:18:10,533 --> 00:18:12,635 "YOU MUST DEFINE THE MOMENT, 534 00:18:12,668 --> 00:18:16,105 OR THE MOMENT WILL DEFINE YOU." 535 00:18:16,138 --> 00:18:19,309 - ISN'T THAT FROM THE MOVIE BULL DURHAM? 536 00:18:19,342 --> 00:18:21,677 - NO, TIN CUP, WHEN COSTNER'S TALKING TO CHEECH MARIN. 537 00:18:21,711 --> 00:18:23,313 - NO, IT'S BULL DURHAM. - TIN CUP. 538 00:18:23,346 --> 00:18:24,547 - SHH! 539 00:18:24,580 --> 00:18:27,483 - "I BELIEVE IN THE HEART. 540 00:18:27,517 --> 00:18:29,485 "I BELIEVE IN THE SOUL. 541 00:18:29,519 --> 00:18:34,490 "I BELIEVE IN LONG, SLOW, DEEP, SOFT, WET KISSES 542 00:18:34,524 --> 00:18:37,460 THAT LAST FOREVER AND EVER." 543 00:18:37,493 --> 00:18:39,562 - THAT'S BULL DURHAM, HORSEFACE. 544 00:18:39,595 --> 00:18:42,131 - [grunting like a horse] 545 00:18:42,164 --> 00:18:43,533 - QUIET. 546 00:18:43,566 --> 00:18:45,235 - DO YOU, JIMMY FARRELL... - JOHNNY. 547 00:18:45,268 --> 00:18:47,370 - TAKE THIS WOMAN, THERESA, TO BE YOUR LAWFULLY WEDDED WIFE, 548 00:18:47,403 --> 00:18:50,005 TO HAVE AND TO HOLD AND SO ON AND SO FORTH? 549 00:18:50,039 --> 00:18:52,642 - I DO. - AND DO YOU, THERESA KELLY, 550 00:18:52,675 --> 00:18:56,412 TAKE THIS MAN, TOMMY, TO BE YOUR LAWFULLY WEDDED HUSBAND, 551 00:18:56,446 --> 00:18:58,514 BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH? 552 00:18:58,548 --> 00:19:02,385 - YES, JOHNNY, I DO. 553 00:19:02,418 --> 00:19:05,421 - IF THERE IS ANYONE AMONGST YOU WHO KNOWS OF ANY REASON 554 00:19:05,455 --> 00:19:08,057 WHY THERESA AND DONNY 555 00:19:08,090 --> 00:19:10,326 SHOULD NOT BE JOINED TOGETHER... [rooster crows] 556 00:19:10,360 --> 00:19:13,363 SPEAK NOW OR FOREVER HOLD YOUR PEACE. 557 00:19:13,396 --> 00:19:15,164 - OH, I DO. 558 00:19:15,197 --> 00:19:17,567 THERE'S AN ENTIRE BARN'S WORTH OF FIGHTING BIRDS 559 00:19:17,600 --> 00:19:19,935 LOCKED UP DOWN IN THE BASEMENT 560 00:19:19,969 --> 00:19:21,937 AND A FULLY EQUIPPED COCKFIGHTING RING, 561 00:19:21,971 --> 00:19:24,440 AND YOU, FATHER JULIO, ARE UNDER ARREST. 562 00:19:24,474 --> 00:19:27,076 - AY, DIOS! - WHAT? 563 00:19:28,278 --> 00:19:30,212 - RAMON! 564 00:19:30,246 --> 00:19:32,915 MARICON! - W-W-W-WHOA. 565 00:19:32,948 --> 00:19:36,018 - [gasping in pain] - OH, NO, NO! 566 00:19:36,051 --> 00:19:37,920 [concerned chatter] - HEY, BRIAN, GET THE A.E.D. 567 00:19:37,953 --> 00:19:41,223 - OH, OH, OH! AH! - THERE'S NO TIME FOR THAT! 568 00:19:41,257 --> 00:19:42,358 EVERYONE OUT OF THE GODDAMN WAY! 569 00:19:42,392 --> 00:19:44,460 [rooster crows] 570 00:19:44,494 --> 00:19:47,730 [sirens wailing] 571 00:19:47,763 --> 00:19:51,401 - VITAL SIGNS STABILIZING FAST. 572 00:19:51,434 --> 00:19:53,102 - HE'S CONSCIOUS. 573 00:19:53,135 --> 00:19:55,037 - I'M GLAD YOU'RE STILL WITH US, PADRE, 574 00:19:55,070 --> 00:19:56,539 'CAUSE YOU'RE UNDER ARREST 575 00:19:56,572 --> 00:19:58,808 FOR RUNNING AN ILLEGAL GAMBLING OPERATION. 576 00:19:58,841 --> 00:20:00,276 YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, 577 00:20:00,310 --> 00:20:01,711 BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH. 578 00:20:01,744 --> 00:20:03,279 - THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH THIS PHONE. 579 00:20:03,313 --> 00:20:05,481 I DON'T HAVE BAGS UNDER MY EYES. 580 00:20:05,515 --> 00:20:08,050 - SO WHAT EXACTLY DO WE CALL OURSELVES NOW, HMM? 581 00:20:08,083 --> 00:20:09,319 ENGAGED? 582 00:20:09,352 --> 00:20:12,288 STILL ON A BREAK FROM EACH OTHER? WHAT? 583 00:20:12,322 --> 00:20:13,823 - HOW ABOUT ROOMMATES? 584 00:20:13,856 --> 00:20:15,791 - YOU'RE GONNA MOVE IN WITH ME? - MM-HMM. 585 00:20:15,825 --> 00:20:17,627 - YOU CAN COMMIT TO THAT? 586 00:20:17,660 --> 00:20:20,796 - YEAH, 'CAUSE I LOVE YOU. 587 00:20:20,830 --> 00:20:22,465 AND BASED ON THE PRICE OF THAT RING, 588 00:20:22,498 --> 00:20:24,166 I CAN'T REALLY AFFORD TO LIVE BY MYSELF ANYMORE, SO... 589 00:20:24,199 --> 00:20:26,101 - LOOK, SO SHINY. - [laughs] 590 00:20:26,135 --> 00:20:29,439 - I'D SAY VISIT ME IN PRISON... 591 00:20:29,472 --> 00:20:33,509 BUT I'LL PROBABLY BE JUGGLING A FEW GUYS BY THEN. 592 00:20:33,543 --> 00:20:35,678 [siren wailing] 593 00:20:35,711 --> 00:20:38,113 - I DON'T SEE WHAT THE HOOPLA IS ABOUT A RING. 594 00:20:38,147 --> 00:20:40,950 ANYBODY CAN GO TO A MALL AND WALK OUT WITH A RING. 595 00:20:40,983 --> 00:20:42,918 BUT IT TAKES A SPECIAL KIND OF MAN 596 00:20:42,952 --> 00:20:45,821 TO FIND THE SEVERED DIGIT OF A REAL, LIVE PERSON, 597 00:20:45,855 --> 00:20:47,690 CAREFULLY PACKAGE IT UP, CARRY IT ACROSS THE CITY, 598 00:20:47,723 --> 00:20:50,426 AND PRESENT IT AS A GIFT TO ANOTHER REAL, LIVE PERSON, 599 00:20:50,460 --> 00:20:52,762 LIKE YOU DID FOR ME. 600 00:20:52,795 --> 00:20:54,997 THAT WAS VERY, VERY DEEP. 601 00:20:55,030 --> 00:20:58,334 IT CREATES A UNIQUE AND LASTING BOND. 602 00:21:02,638 --> 00:21:06,208 - YOU KNOW I CAN'T PROCURE YOU ANY MORE BODY PARTS, RIGHT? 603 00:21:08,143 --> 00:21:09,779 - NORTH CICERO'S GONNA BE JAMMED, 604 00:21:09,812 --> 00:21:11,647 SO MAYBE CUT DOWN WEST KINZIE TO SOUTH CENTRAL. 605 00:21:11,681 --> 00:21:13,649 - BABE, I DRIVE FOR A LIVING. I THINK I KNOW WHERE I'M GOING. 606 00:21:13,683 --> 00:21:15,451 - AND I DON'T? 607 00:21:15,485 --> 00:21:17,487 CUT DOWN KINZIE. - I'M NOT CUTTING DOWN KINZIE. 608 00:21:17,520 --> 00:21:19,489 - OH, I AM GOING TO THROW THIS GODDAMN RING OUT THE WINDOW. 609 00:21:19,522 --> 00:21:20,690 - OKAY, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. - CUT DOWN KINZIE! 610 00:21:20,723 --> 00:21:22,658 - I'LL CUT DOWN KINZIE. 611 00:21:22,692 --> 00:21:24,360 THERE. HAPPY NOW? 612 00:21:24,394 --> 00:21:26,896 - YEP. [laughs] - OH, SH--. 613 00:21:26,929 --> 00:21:28,831 IT'S WIDE OPEN. - SUCKER. 614 00:21:28,864 --> 00:21:31,000 - YOU WERE RIGHT. - TAKE A LEFT ON LARAMIE. 615 00:21:31,033 --> 00:21:32,968 - I WILL. I WAS GONNA. - NO, YOU WEREN'T. 616 00:21:33,002 --> 00:21:34,504 - I ALWAYS TAKE A LEFT ON LARAMIE. 617 00:21:34,537 --> 00:21:35,838 - YOU NEVER TAKE LARAMIE. - LARAMIE IS MY STREET. 618 00:21:35,871 --> 00:21:37,339 I SHOWED YOU LARAMIE! - OH, REALLY? 619 00:21:37,373 --> 00:21:39,742 - I'VE KNOWN LARAMIE FOR YEARS. YOU KNOW THAT. 620 00:21:39,775 --> 00:21:41,511 - WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO MOVE ALL YOUR STUFF. 621 00:21:41,544 --> 00:21:43,513 WHEN DO YOU WANT TO MOVE? 622 00:21:43,546 --> 00:21:44,880 - I DON'T KNOW IF I WANT TO ANYMORE. 623 00:21:44,914 --> 00:21:46,482 I'M JUST KIDDING. - YOU'RE AN IDIOT. 624 00:21:46,516 --> 00:21:49,419 [hip-hop music] 625 00:21:49,452 --> 00:21:57,460 *