1 00:00:01,978 --> 00:00:03,347 - SPEED KILLS. 2 00:00:03,380 --> 00:00:04,948 YOU HEAR THAT A LOT OUT IN THE WORLD. 3 00:00:04,981 --> 00:00:08,352 DON'T RUSH. TAKE YOUR TIME. SPEED KILLS. 4 00:00:08,385 --> 00:00:11,722 BUT IF YOU WANT TO BE AN E.M.T., YOU WANT TO BE ONE OF US, 5 00:00:11,755 --> 00:00:13,690 YOU GOT TO LEARN A DIFFERENT RULE. 6 00:00:13,724 --> 00:00:16,760 SPEED SAVES. 7 00:00:16,793 --> 00:00:18,129 SPEED SAVES. 8 00:00:18,162 --> 00:00:20,964 - NO, SIR. JESUS SAVES. 9 00:00:20,997 --> 00:00:22,799 - SPEED SAVES. 10 00:00:22,833 --> 00:00:25,369 JESUS HELPS. 11 00:00:25,402 --> 00:00:28,139 - EVERY DAY, WE ANSWER ANYWHERE FROM 5 TO 15 CALLS. 12 00:00:28,172 --> 00:00:30,707 A LOT OF 'EM ARE JUST WHAT WE CALL "MILK RUNS." 13 00:00:30,741 --> 00:00:32,876 - OLD LADY GETS MOVED FROM HER LONG-TERM APARTMENT 14 00:00:32,909 --> 00:00:35,279 INTO LONG-TERM ELDERLY HOUSING. 15 00:00:35,312 --> 00:00:36,747 - A HYPOCHONDRIAC WITH HEART PALPITATIONS. 16 00:00:36,780 --> 00:00:38,282 TURNS OUT IT'S JUST GAS. 17 00:00:38,315 --> 00:00:40,884 - AND SOMETIMES YOU GOT THE LIFE-AND-DEATH DEALS-- 18 00:00:40,917 --> 00:00:44,988 CAR CRASHES, GUNSHOT VICTIMS, DRUG OVERDOSES. 19 00:00:45,021 --> 00:00:46,723 EVERY SECOND COUNTS-- 20 00:00:46,757 --> 00:00:50,127 EACH ONE LIKE A BOMB ABOUT TO GO OFF. 21 00:00:50,161 --> 00:00:52,763 NOW, YOU MIGHT THINK IT'S NOT A PROBLEM 22 00:00:52,796 --> 00:00:55,232 TO DEFUSE ONE OF THOSE BOMBS, 23 00:00:55,266 --> 00:00:59,503 BUT EVERY TIME YOU DEFUSE ONE, ANOTHER BOMB POPS UP, 24 00:00:59,536 --> 00:01:02,072 TICKING, WAITING TO EXPLODE. 25 00:01:02,105 --> 00:01:03,574 - TO GIVE YOU AN IDEA OF WHAT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT HERE, 26 00:01:03,607 --> 00:01:05,642 WE'RE GONNA WALK YOU THROUGH A SHIFT WE HAD 27 00:01:05,676 --> 00:01:07,278 JUST A FEW WEEKS AGO. 28 00:01:07,311 --> 00:01:09,513 IT STARTED OUT A DAY LIKE ANY OTHER DAY. 29 00:01:09,546 --> 00:01:12,616 - TOP THREE FIRST LADIES YOU'D SLEEP WITH IN THEIR PRIME? 30 00:01:12,649 --> 00:01:14,285 - JACKIE KENNEDY, MICHELLE OBAMA, 31 00:01:14,318 --> 00:01:16,019 AND LAURA BUSH AS A LIBRARIAN, 32 00:01:16,052 --> 00:01:19,122 IN THE LIBRARY, IN THE CHRISTIANITY SECTION. 33 00:01:19,156 --> 00:01:20,457 GO. 34 00:01:20,491 --> 00:01:21,692 - BARBARA BUSH. 35 00:01:21,725 --> 00:01:24,295 - BARBARA BUSH? SHE NEVER HAD A PRIME. 36 00:01:24,328 --> 00:01:25,962 SHE ALWAYS LOOKED LIKE GEORGE FRICKIN' WASHINGTON. 37 00:01:25,996 --> 00:01:27,664 - EXACTLY, AND GEORGE WAS A SLAVE OWNER, 38 00:01:27,698 --> 00:01:31,368 SO IT'D BE LIKE A GRUDGE-HUMP... FOR MY PEOPLE. 39 00:01:31,402 --> 00:01:33,370 - WOULD YOU EVER BLOW ABRAHAM LINCOLN? 40 00:01:33,404 --> 00:01:34,971 - DANIEL-DAY LINCOLN, YES. 41 00:01:35,005 --> 00:01:36,440 REAL LIFE LINCOLN, NO. 42 00:01:36,473 --> 00:01:38,141 FREEDOM OR NOT, I DO HAVE SOME STANDARDS. 43 00:01:38,175 --> 00:01:39,976 - I ALWAYS ADMIRED ROSALYNN CARTER. 44 00:01:40,010 --> 00:01:42,045 SHE WORE VERY SENSIBLE SHOES. 45 00:01:46,417 --> 00:01:48,319 - [laughs] - [groans] 46 00:01:48,352 --> 00:01:51,688 - WHAT HAPPENED, BUDDY? - TEAMWORK IS EVERYTHING. 47 00:01:51,722 --> 00:01:53,290 - STERILE SWABS. 48 00:01:53,324 --> 00:01:54,791 - 85. 49 00:01:54,825 --> 00:01:57,228 - WIDE-GAUGE SHARPS. - 44. 50 00:01:57,261 --> 00:01:59,730 - NARROW-GAUGE SHARPS. - 30. 51 00:01:59,763 --> 00:02:01,965 - THAT LOW? BETTER COUNT AGAIN. 52 00:02:01,998 --> 00:02:03,400 - 30. 53 00:02:03,434 --> 00:02:05,068 - VOO. - ALREADY ORDERING MORE. 54 00:02:05,101 --> 00:02:07,538 - AND FIND A NEW SANDWICH SHOP IN BUCKTOWN. 55 00:02:07,571 --> 00:02:09,340 - FOUND IT. PUT YOUR ORDER IN TEN MINUTES AGO. 56 00:02:09,373 --> 00:02:10,641 - ITALIAN BEEF? - YOU GOT IT. 57 00:02:10,674 --> 00:02:12,042 - MY GIRL. 58 00:02:12,075 --> 00:02:13,510 - IT'S ACTUALLY BIGGER THAN A TEAM. 59 00:02:13,544 --> 00:02:16,547 SEE, WITH A TEAM, A GUY CAN DEMAND A TRADE 60 00:02:16,580 --> 00:02:18,482 OR HOLD OUT FOR MORE MONEY, BUT WITH US, 61 00:02:18,515 --> 00:02:20,851 WHEN A CREW'S BEEN WORKING TOGETHER LONG ENOUGH, 62 00:02:20,884 --> 00:02:23,186 THEY BECOME SOMETHING STRONGER. 63 00:02:23,220 --> 00:02:24,855 THEY BECOME A FAMILY. 64 00:02:24,888 --> 00:02:28,359 ONE DOZEN BAVARIAN CREAMS, LADIES AND GERMS, 65 00:02:28,392 --> 00:02:31,695 FROM CHICAGO'S FINEST GOURMET DOUGHNUT SHOP-- 66 00:02:31,728 --> 00:02:32,863 GLAZED AND INFUSED. 67 00:02:32,896 --> 00:02:33,864 GOOGLE IT, BITCHES. 68 00:02:33,897 --> 00:02:35,332 YEP, THAT'S RIGHT. 69 00:02:35,366 --> 00:02:37,401 THANK YOU, UNCLE JOHNNY. YOU'RE WELCOME. 70 00:02:39,536 --> 00:02:43,106 BECAUSE THESE ARE THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE MY BACK... 71 00:02:43,139 --> 00:02:47,611 PEOPLE WITHOUT WHOM I COULD NOT DO MY JOB... 72 00:02:47,644 --> 00:02:51,915 THE PEOPLE WHO MAKE ME WANT TO PUT ON THIS UNIFORM EVERY DAY. 73 00:02:54,551 --> 00:02:57,388 AND I LOVE THESE PEOPLE. I LOVE THIS FAMILY. 74 00:02:57,421 --> 00:02:58,722 OH! 75 00:02:58,755 --> 00:03:01,224 YOU'VE GOT TO BE SH------ ME. 76 00:03:01,258 --> 00:03:04,395 OKAY, ASSHOLES, WHO TOOK THE LAST GODDAMN DOUGHNUT? 77 00:03:04,428 --> 00:03:07,298 [hip-hop music] 78 00:03:07,331 --> 00:03:15,472 * 79 00:03:27,851 --> 00:03:30,721 - EVERYONE ON THE TEAM, EVERYONE IN THE FAMILY, 80 00:03:30,754 --> 00:03:35,392 EVERY E.M.T. ON EVERY RIG, EACH ONE BRINGS SOME TALENT 81 00:03:35,426 --> 00:03:37,260 THAT CAN HELP SAVE A LIFE. 82 00:03:37,294 --> 00:03:39,095 - WELL, WE KNOW I BRING THE DOUGHNUTS. 83 00:03:39,129 --> 00:03:40,564 - AND SPEED AND DECISIVENESS 84 00:03:40,597 --> 00:03:41,898 IN CERTAIN LIFE-AND-DEATH SITUATIONS, 85 00:03:41,932 --> 00:03:43,099 WHICH I REALLY ADMIRE. 86 00:03:43,133 --> 00:03:44,134 - THANK YOU, HANK. - HUH. 87 00:03:44,167 --> 00:03:45,502 AND THEN I BRING THE MUSCLE. 88 00:03:45,536 --> 00:03:47,304 - AND THE MEDICAL KNOW-HOW. - OH. 89 00:03:47,338 --> 00:03:50,707 - SERIOUSLY, YOU'RE LIKE AN E.M.T. ENCYCLOPEDIA. 90 00:03:53,109 --> 00:03:55,579 - [clears throat] 91 00:03:55,612 --> 00:03:57,013 AND WHAT IS IT 92 00:03:57,047 --> 00:04:00,751 THAT YOU GUYS WOULD SAY THAT I BRING? 93 00:04:00,784 --> 00:04:03,320 - OH, UM... - OH... 94 00:04:03,354 --> 00:04:04,655 YOU ARE VERY ENTHUSIASTIC. - YES. 95 00:04:04,688 --> 00:04:06,790 - YES! YES, I BRING THE ENTHUSIASM. 96 00:04:06,823 --> 00:04:08,325 - AND THE GUM. - YES, I DO! 97 00:04:08,359 --> 00:04:10,361 I BRING THE GUM. - YOU BROUGHT THE GUM, RIGHT? 98 00:04:10,394 --> 00:04:13,163 - YES, IT'S A NEW KIND WHERE THE FLAVOR DOESN'T RUN OUT 99 00:04:13,196 --> 00:04:15,298 BEFORE YOU'VE CHEWED IT FIVE TIMES. 100 00:04:15,332 --> 00:04:17,834 - GODDAMN FRUIT STRIPE. - THAT SH-- BIT IT HARD. 101 00:04:17,868 --> 00:04:19,770 - THIS IS, UH-- IT'S SUPPOSED TO LAST FOREVER. 102 00:04:19,803 --> 00:04:21,171 IT'S CALLED TRIPLE TASTE... - OKAY. 103 00:04:21,204 --> 00:04:22,773 - AND IT LASTS THREE TIMES LONGER. 104 00:04:22,806 --> 00:04:25,141 - OKAY. 105 00:04:25,175 --> 00:04:28,278 - AND BLAST OFF. 106 00:04:28,311 --> 00:04:30,013 - MMM. 107 00:04:30,046 --> 00:04:31,615 - [laughs] - WOW. 108 00:04:31,648 --> 00:04:33,684 - IT'S GREAT. - WELCOME TO FLAVOR COUNTRY. 109 00:04:33,717 --> 00:04:35,786 YEAH, IT'S LIKE A CHEWABLE FRUIT BASKET. 110 00:04:35,819 --> 00:04:37,020 - THE SECOND ACT-- IS THAT HONEYDEW? 111 00:04:37,053 --> 00:04:38,689 - YEAH, MM-HMM. MM-HMM. 112 00:04:38,722 --> 00:04:40,056 - LITTLE POMEGRANATE? - OH, YEAH. 113 00:04:40,090 --> 00:04:41,358 NO, I GOT THE POMEGRANATE BIG-TIME. 114 00:04:41,392 --> 00:04:42,693 - WE'RE JUST ONE PART OF THE MACHINERY 115 00:04:42,726 --> 00:04:43,994 THAT KEEPS PEOPLE ALIVE, 116 00:04:44,027 --> 00:04:45,696 AND WE HAVE CONNECTIONS TO OTHER PARTS 117 00:04:45,729 --> 00:04:47,297 OF THAT MACHINERY. 118 00:04:47,330 --> 00:04:49,065 LIKE, MY FATHER WAS A FIREMAN FOR THREE DECADES. 119 00:04:49,099 --> 00:04:51,468 MY GIRLFRIEND-- - EX-GIRLFRIEND. 120 00:04:51,502 --> 00:04:53,570 - HOT EX-GIRLFRIEND. 121 00:04:53,604 --> 00:04:55,839 - OH, VERY, VERY HOT. 122 00:04:55,872 --> 00:04:58,375 - MY VERY, VERY, VERY HOT EX-GIRLFRIEND, 123 00:04:58,409 --> 00:04:59,810 WHO'S STILL KIND OF MY GIRLFRIEND, 124 00:04:59,843 --> 00:05:01,578 EVEN THOUGH WE SORT OF BROKE UP, 125 00:05:01,612 --> 00:05:05,849 AND IS NOW BEING OBJECTIFIED BY MY COWORKERS, BRIAN... 126 00:05:05,882 --> 00:05:07,183 IS A COP. 127 00:05:07,217 --> 00:05:09,720 AND AS YOU CAN IMAGINE, THAT JOB COMES 128 00:05:09,753 --> 00:05:11,822 WITH SPECIAL STRESSES ALL ITS OWN. 129 00:05:11,855 --> 00:05:13,524 - [grunts] 130 00:05:13,557 --> 00:05:15,258 [sighs] 131 00:05:15,291 --> 00:05:16,760 - GUN. 132 00:05:16,793 --> 00:05:18,595 - AAH! 133 00:05:18,629 --> 00:05:21,097 - DEALING IN LIFE AND DEATH ALL DAY 134 00:05:21,131 --> 00:05:23,700 CAN PUT TERRIBLE PRESSURE ON YOUR PERSONAL RELATIONSHIPS. 135 00:05:23,734 --> 00:05:25,201 - MEXICAN. - CHINESE. 136 00:05:25,235 --> 00:05:26,570 - NO, MEXICAN. - COME ON. 137 00:05:26,603 --> 00:05:27,838 I'M CRAVING CHINESE. - NO! 138 00:05:27,871 --> 00:05:29,239 MY DAY SUCKED. I NEED GUACAMOLE. 139 00:05:29,272 --> 00:05:30,541 - YOUR DAY SUCKED? 140 00:05:30,574 --> 00:05:32,409 WE HAD TWO HEART ATTACK VICTIMS TODAY. 141 00:05:32,443 --> 00:05:34,611 - ONE AGGRAVATED ASSAULT, ONE ATTEMPTED ROBBERY. 142 00:05:34,645 --> 00:05:36,547 - CONSTRUCTION WORKER WITH A METAL ROD 143 00:05:36,580 --> 00:05:38,248 IMPALED IN HIS NECK, 90 STITCHES. 144 00:05:38,281 --> 00:05:40,350 - I CHASED TWO DRUG DEALERS 5 1/2 BLOCKS. 145 00:05:40,383 --> 00:05:41,785 - THAT'S JUST GOOD CARDIO. 146 00:05:41,818 --> 00:05:43,887 - AND THEY SHOT AT ME. - THAT'S A LIE. 147 00:05:43,920 --> 00:05:45,789 YOU WOULD HAVE LED WITH THAT. - OH, BUT THEY COULD HAVE! 148 00:05:45,822 --> 00:05:47,390 - YEAH, BUT BY THAT LOGIC, 149 00:05:47,424 --> 00:05:49,560 YOU'D GET TO PICK DINNER EVERY SINGLE NIGHT. 150 00:05:49,593 --> 00:05:50,961 YEAH. - YOU KNOW... 151 00:05:50,994 --> 00:05:52,295 TEQUILA MAKES ME HORNY. - LIKE I SAID, MEXICAN. 152 00:05:56,767 --> 00:05:58,201 - YOU GOT TO HAVE RESPECT FOR EACH OTHER 153 00:05:58,234 --> 00:05:59,436 AND RESPECT FOR THE RULES AND REGULATIONS 154 00:05:59,470 --> 00:06:01,104 AND THE UNWRITTEN RULES. 155 00:06:01,137 --> 00:06:04,575 THERE ARE ALWAYS UNWRITTEN RULES IN EVERY FAMILY. 156 00:06:04,608 --> 00:06:05,876 - AND JAY CUTLER'S SHOULDER 157 00:06:05,909 --> 00:06:07,611 WILL BE EXAMINED TODAY BY TEAM DOCTORS 158 00:06:07,644 --> 00:06:09,646 FOR ANY EVIDENCE OF SERIOUS DAMAGE. 159 00:06:09,680 --> 00:06:11,715 - SH--. - WE LOSE CUTLER, WE'RE DONE. 160 00:06:11,748 --> 00:06:13,049 - DONE-DONE. 161 00:06:13,083 --> 00:06:15,385 - SO, UH, DID HE HURT HIS, UH-- 162 00:06:15,418 --> 00:06:18,054 - WHOA! - WHOA! 163 00:06:18,088 --> 00:06:19,055 WHAT THE HELL YOU THINK YOU DOING? 164 00:06:19,089 --> 00:06:20,323 - I WAS JUST-- 165 00:06:20,356 --> 00:06:21,792 - WHO TOLD YOU YOU COULD SIT THERE? 166 00:06:21,825 --> 00:06:23,393 - IS SOMEBODY SITTING THERE? both: NO. 167 00:06:23,426 --> 00:06:24,561 - OH, WELL, THEN-- 168 00:06:24,595 --> 00:06:26,630 - [laughs] - HOLY SH--! 169 00:06:26,663 --> 00:06:28,231 - WHAT IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW? 170 00:06:28,264 --> 00:06:29,966 - YOU'VE BROKEN THEIR LITTLE SEATING CHART. 171 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:31,301 - IT'S NOT A SEATING CHART. - IT'S A HIERARCHY. 172 00:06:31,334 --> 00:06:32,302 - IT'S A POWER STRUCTURE. 173 00:06:32,335 --> 00:06:33,937 - CASH SITS IN THE CHAIR. 174 00:06:33,970 --> 00:06:36,072 I SIT HERE. JOHNNY SITS THERE. 175 00:06:36,106 --> 00:06:38,141 THE SPACE BETWEEN US IS THE NEUTRAL ZONE. 176 00:06:38,174 --> 00:06:40,243 - THE ALL-IMPORTANT NEUTRAL ZONE. 177 00:06:40,276 --> 00:06:41,845 - WHY DO YOU NEED A NEUTRAL ZONE? 178 00:06:41,878 --> 00:06:44,314 [laughter] 179 00:06:44,347 --> 00:06:45,949 - WHY DO WE NEED A NEUTRAL ZONE? 180 00:06:45,982 --> 00:06:48,118 IF YOU HAVE TO ASK WHY WE NEED A NEUTRAL ZONE, 181 00:06:48,151 --> 00:06:49,853 YOU'RE CLEARLY NOT PART OF THE POWER STRUCTURE. 182 00:06:49,886 --> 00:06:52,155 - IN TWO YEARS, IF YOU WORK OUT, 183 00:06:52,188 --> 00:06:54,124 WE MIGHT INVITE YOU TO SIT ON THE COUCH WITH US. 184 00:06:54,157 --> 00:06:55,325 - MIGHT. - REALLY? 185 00:06:55,358 --> 00:06:56,860 IS THAT-- IS THAT TRUE, CASH? 186 00:06:56,893 --> 00:07:00,196 - KEVIN, IF YOU SIT ON THAT COUCH AGAIN UNINVITED, 187 00:07:00,230 --> 00:07:02,465 I WILL SET YOUR FACE ON FIRE. 188 00:07:02,499 --> 00:07:05,135 - BRIAN, YOU CAN COME SIT OVER HERE WITH US. 189 00:07:05,168 --> 00:07:08,304 ALL THESE CHAIRS ARE OPEN... 190 00:07:08,338 --> 00:07:12,509 EXCEPT I SIT IN THIS ONE AND DON'T SIT IN THAT ONE. 191 00:07:12,543 --> 00:07:15,011 [groans] 192 00:07:15,045 --> 00:07:16,947 THEY THINK I'M AFRAID OF THAT COUCH. 193 00:07:16,980 --> 00:07:18,515 IT'S NOT THAT. 194 00:07:18,549 --> 00:07:22,786 I'M AFRAID OF ALL COUCHES... EVERYWHERE. 195 00:07:22,819 --> 00:07:24,387 - I'M AFRAID OF THAT COUCH. 196 00:07:24,420 --> 00:07:26,189 FIVE YEARS' WORTH OF HANK AND JOHNNY'S FARTS 197 00:07:26,222 --> 00:07:27,490 STORED UP IN THOSE CUSHIONS. 198 00:07:27,524 --> 00:07:29,726 - HENCE THE NEUTRAL ZONE. - YEAH. 199 00:07:29,760 --> 00:07:31,194 - REAL POWER DOES NOT LIE 200 00:07:31,227 --> 00:07:33,163 IN THE INANE SEATING SITUATION YOU HAVE, BOYS. 201 00:07:33,196 --> 00:07:37,500 IT LIES IN MY OFFICE, BECAUSE I AM THE VOICE OF GOD. 202 00:07:37,534 --> 00:07:38,735 YOU CAN HAVE YOUR COUCH. 203 00:07:38,769 --> 00:07:41,572 I HAVE MY THRONE AND MY YOGA BALL 204 00:07:41,605 --> 00:07:43,707 FOR WHEN MY SCIATICA ACTS UP. 205 00:07:43,740 --> 00:07:45,809 IT'S A HUMBLING JOB. 206 00:07:45,842 --> 00:07:48,378 WHOEVER YOU ARE WHEN YOU WALK THROUGH THAT DOOR-- 207 00:07:48,411 --> 00:07:51,414 MAN, WOMAN, HOT SH--, DORK OF ALL DORKS-- 208 00:07:51,447 --> 00:07:53,483 ONCE YOU'RE HERE, YOU ARE JUST ONE OF US, 209 00:07:53,516 --> 00:07:55,819 A COG IN THE MACHINE. 210 00:07:55,852 --> 00:07:58,521 AND THE ONLY THING YOU ARE JUDGED BY IS... 211 00:07:58,555 --> 00:08:01,324 - YOUR SPEED. - YOUR ABILITY TO MAKE 212 00:08:01,357 --> 00:08:05,528 SWIFT DECISIONS IN THE FACE OF CATASTROPHIC EMERGENCIES. 213 00:08:05,562 --> 00:08:07,530 - I SAID THE SAME THING FASTER. 214 00:08:07,564 --> 00:08:09,332 - YOU HAVE TO BE PREPARED TO FUNCTION, 215 00:08:09,365 --> 00:08:12,936 EVEN IN THE MIDST OF THE MOST UNIMAGINABLE HORRORS. 216 00:08:12,969 --> 00:08:14,705 - GUY WHO JUST GOT OUT OF A CHEMICAL FIRE, 217 00:08:14,738 --> 00:08:16,873 MELTED EYEBALLS DRIPPING DOWN HIS CHEEKS, 218 00:08:16,907 --> 00:08:18,609 ASKING, "WHO TURNED OUT THE LIGHTS?" 219 00:08:18,642 --> 00:08:20,176 - THAT IS ONE EXAMPLE. 220 00:08:20,210 --> 00:08:21,912 - TEENAGE GIRL CARRYING A HOT BOWL OF RAMEN 221 00:08:21,945 --> 00:08:23,513 WIPES OUT WHILE WALKING DOWN A SET 222 00:08:23,546 --> 00:08:25,381 OF CEMENT COMMUNITY-COLLEGE STAIRS, 223 00:08:25,415 --> 00:08:27,517 AND YOU HAVE TO GET HER BRAINS BACK INTO HER SKULL, 224 00:08:27,550 --> 00:08:29,352 BUT NOT THE NOODLES. - VOO. 225 00:08:29,385 --> 00:08:31,855 - FAT MAN WHO WEIGHS 1,300 POUNDS HAS A HEART ATTACK 226 00:08:31,888 --> 00:08:34,190 AND HAS TO BE TRANSPORTED TO THE HOSPITAL, 227 00:08:34,224 --> 00:08:37,427 AND YOU GET SIX E.M.T.s INTO THE FILTHY, RAT-INFESTED 228 00:08:37,460 --> 00:08:39,562 MESS OF AN APARTMENT TO TRY TO MOVE HIM. 229 00:08:39,596 --> 00:08:41,531 AND FIRST YOU FIND AN OLD SANDWICH IN A FAT FOLD... 230 00:08:41,564 --> 00:08:42,733 - VAL. 231 00:08:42,766 --> 00:08:44,267 - AND THEN ONCE YOU ROLL HIM OVER-- 232 00:08:44,300 --> 00:08:45,435 - VAL! 233 00:08:45,468 --> 00:08:46,770 - YOU SAID I SHOULD SCARE 'EM. 234 00:08:46,803 --> 00:08:47,971 - MISSION ACCOMPLISHED. 235 00:08:48,004 --> 00:08:50,073 - IT WAS HIS CAT! [all groan] 236 00:08:50,106 --> 00:08:52,408 - YOU HAVE TO BE PREPARED FOR ANYTHING. 237 00:08:54,978 --> 00:08:56,613 - YES, ALL RIGHT. 238 00:08:56,647 --> 00:08:58,949 - MOMS ALWAYS SAID, "IT'S ONLY A MISTAKE, PAPI, 239 00:08:58,982 --> 00:09:00,150 IF YOU DON'T LEARN FROM IT." 240 00:09:00,183 --> 00:09:01,718 AND I TELL YOU, PARTNER, 241 00:09:01,752 --> 00:09:03,586 I WILL NEVER, EVER FORGET MY GUN AGAIN, 242 00:09:03,620 --> 00:09:06,322 BECAUSE I JUST HAD, LIKE, A VERY VALUABLE EXPERIENCE, 243 00:09:06,356 --> 00:09:10,460 WHICH IS, LIKE, AWESOME AND UNFORGETTABLE. 244 00:09:10,493 --> 00:09:13,229 AND NOW I'M READY TO ROCK AND ROLL, KID! 245 00:09:13,263 --> 00:09:15,565 - [chuckles] 246 00:09:15,598 --> 00:09:17,701 RADIO. 247 00:09:26,176 --> 00:09:28,344 - WHICH BRINGS US BACK TO OUR TYPICAL DAY. 248 00:09:28,378 --> 00:09:30,013 MOUSSE? I CALL HIM "MOUSSE" 249 00:09:30,046 --> 00:09:31,682 'CAUSE HE PUTS MOUSSE IN HIS HAIR. 250 00:09:31,715 --> 00:09:33,083 - IT'S A HAIR NUTRIENT. 251 00:09:33,116 --> 00:09:35,018 - MM-HMM. - OH. 252 00:09:35,051 --> 00:09:39,255 - WELL, IT WAS A DAY LIKE ANY OTHER DAY. 253 00:09:39,289 --> 00:09:41,992 WHO ATE ALL THE DOUGHNUTS? 254 00:09:42,025 --> 00:09:46,329 THERE WERE 12 GOURMET BAVARIAN CREAMS IN THERE. 255 00:09:46,362 --> 00:09:47,698 - I HAD ONE. - I HAD ONE. 256 00:09:47,731 --> 00:09:48,932 - ONE. - I HAD ONE. 257 00:09:48,965 --> 00:09:50,466 AND IT WAS EXTREMELY DELICIOUS, 258 00:09:50,500 --> 00:09:52,669 LIKE PUDDING INSIDE A PILLOW MADE OF SUGAR. 259 00:09:52,703 --> 00:09:54,137 THANK YOU SO MUCH, JOHNNY. 260 00:09:54,170 --> 00:09:56,172 - YEAH, YOU'RE WELCOME. THAT'S FOUR. 261 00:09:56,206 --> 00:09:57,941 THAT MEANS THAT THERE'S EIGHT UNACCOUNTED FOR. 262 00:09:57,974 --> 00:10:00,643 $36, PEOPLE. THAT'S HOW MUCH I SPENT. 263 00:10:00,677 --> 00:10:01,945 $3 A DOUGHNUT. 264 00:10:01,978 --> 00:10:03,646 - OH, MY GOD. THAT'S INSANE. 265 00:10:03,680 --> 00:10:04,881 - DID YOU HAVE ONE? 266 00:10:04,915 --> 00:10:06,216 - YES, BUT HAD I KNOWN THE COST, 267 00:10:06,249 --> 00:10:10,020 I WOULD HAVE EATEN IT MUCH, MUCH SLOWER. 268 00:10:10,053 --> 00:10:12,555 - THAT'S SEVEN UNACCOUNTED FOR. 269 00:10:12,588 --> 00:10:15,225 - WHY WOULD YOU SPEND $40 ON DOUGHNUTS? 270 00:10:15,258 --> 00:10:18,729 - BECAUSE YOU GUYS ARE LIKE A FAMILY TO ME! 271 00:10:18,762 --> 00:10:22,298 SO I SPLURGED ON THE DOUGHNUTS SO THAT EVERY MEMBER 272 00:10:22,332 --> 00:10:24,835 OF MY FAMILY COULD HAVE A FANCY-PANTS DOUGHNUT. 273 00:10:24,868 --> 00:10:26,669 AND EVERYONE GOT ONE, RIGHT? RIGHT? RIGHT? RIGHT? 274 00:10:26,703 --> 00:10:28,038 EXCEPT ME. I DIDN'T GET ONE. 275 00:10:28,071 --> 00:10:29,840 SO THAT MEANS SOMEBODY-- I DON'T KNOW WHO-- 276 00:10:29,873 --> 00:10:31,041 DOUBLE-DIPPED. 277 00:10:31,074 --> 00:10:32,575 - IF YOU WANTED A DOUGHNUT SO BAD, 278 00:10:32,608 --> 00:10:33,576 WHY DIDN'T YOU HAVE IT IN YOUR TRUCK 279 00:10:33,609 --> 00:10:35,045 ON THE WAY OVER HERE? 280 00:10:35,078 --> 00:10:37,080 - BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE NICE 281 00:10:37,113 --> 00:10:38,849 TO EAT IT WITH MY WORK FAMILY, 282 00:10:38,882 --> 00:10:42,218 WITH THE PEOPLE THAT I LOVE AND CARE FOR. 283 00:10:42,252 --> 00:10:44,988 I WANTED TO ENJOY MY GOURMET DOUGHNUT 284 00:10:45,021 --> 00:10:47,724 WITH MY WORK BROTHERS AND SISTERS. 285 00:10:47,758 --> 00:10:49,425 - I HAD ONE. THANKS, JOHNNY. 286 00:10:49,459 --> 00:10:51,928 - YEAH, YOU'RE WELCOME. 287 00:10:51,962 --> 00:10:53,997 WHO'S THAT? - JEREMY, DISPATCH. 288 00:10:54,030 --> 00:10:57,533 - YOU KNOW, YOUR WORK BROTHER. 289 00:10:57,567 --> 00:10:59,102 - DO YOU THINK THAT HE HAD TWO? 290 00:10:59,135 --> 00:11:00,370 HE LOOKED LIKE HE WAS KIND OF GUILTY TO ME. 291 00:11:00,403 --> 00:11:01,437 - HEY, GHANDI, YOU'RE UP. - HEY. 292 00:11:01,471 --> 00:11:03,439 - CARDIAC ARREST IN WRIGLEYVILLE. 293 00:11:03,473 --> 00:11:06,509 - THIS ISN'T OVER. 294 00:11:06,542 --> 00:11:08,779 STABILIZE A HEART ATTACK VICTIM, 295 00:11:08,812 --> 00:11:11,748 BOOK IT OVER TO THE HOSPITAL, CHECK THE GUY IN-- 296 00:11:11,782 --> 00:11:13,950 DOESN'T GET MORE TEXTBOOK. 297 00:11:13,984 --> 00:11:15,585 - AMBULANCE 14 RESPONDING. 298 00:11:15,618 --> 00:11:17,287 OUR NEXT CALL HAD A LITTLE VARIETY. 299 00:11:17,320 --> 00:11:19,856 OLD LADY ON THE SOUTH SIDE SMELLED BURNT TOAST, 300 00:11:19,890 --> 00:11:22,793 THOUGHT SHE WAS HAVING A STROKE. 301 00:11:22,826 --> 00:11:23,894 PHANTOM SMELLS-- 302 00:11:23,927 --> 00:11:27,363 VERY COMMON SIGN OF STROKE. 303 00:11:27,397 --> 00:11:28,799 - BURNING TOAST-- 304 00:11:28,832 --> 00:11:31,434 A VERY COMMON SIGN OF BEING AN OLD LADY. 305 00:11:31,467 --> 00:11:34,137 AND THAT'S ROUGHLY OVER HALF THE JOB. 306 00:11:34,170 --> 00:11:36,039 - PIZZA DELIVERY GUYS WITH BLOOD PRESSURE CUFFS. 307 00:11:36,072 --> 00:11:38,074 - WE PICK YOU UP, HAUL ASS TO THE HOSPITAL, 308 00:11:38,108 --> 00:11:39,776 AND DROP YOU OFF IN 30 MINUTES OR LESS. 309 00:11:39,810 --> 00:11:42,445 - TOP THREE DOUGHNUTS ALL TIME? 310 00:11:42,478 --> 00:11:44,080 - SERIOUSLY? 311 00:11:44,114 --> 00:11:45,581 AFTER THIS MORNING, YOU WANT TO DO DOUGHNUTS? 312 00:11:45,615 --> 00:11:48,551 - I WANT TO DO DOUGHNUTS. 313 00:11:48,584 --> 00:11:50,453 - GREAT. FINE. LET'S DO DOUGHNUTS. 314 00:11:50,486 --> 00:11:51,888 UM, TOP THREE. 315 00:11:51,922 --> 00:11:53,256 NUMBER ONE, BAVARIAN CREAM. 316 00:11:53,289 --> 00:11:55,992 UH, NUMBER TWO... BAVARIAN CREAM. 317 00:11:56,026 --> 00:11:57,593 NUMBER THREE, BAVARIAN CREAM. 318 00:11:57,627 --> 00:11:59,229 NUMBER FOUR, FIVE, AND SIX, BAVARIAN GODDAMN CREAM. 319 00:11:59,262 --> 00:12:00,897 - OKAY, YOU'RE VENTING. NOW, DO YOU WANT TO VENT, 320 00:12:00,931 --> 00:12:02,632 OR DO YOU WANT TO HAVE A SERIOUS DISCOURSE ON DOUGHNUTS? 321 00:12:02,665 --> 00:12:04,167 - WE CAN'T DO BOTH? - OKAY. 322 00:12:04,200 --> 00:12:07,070 I'LL GO FIRST. 323 00:12:07,103 --> 00:12:11,274 CHOCOLATE FROSTED, SUGAR GLAZED, JELLY. 324 00:12:12,142 --> 00:12:13,910 - [laughs] 325 00:12:13,944 --> 00:12:15,478 OH, BAVARIAN CREAM ISN'T EVEN IN YOUR TOP THREE, HUH? 326 00:12:15,511 --> 00:12:17,747 - NOT EVEN TOP FIVE, BRO-- TOO GOOEY. 327 00:12:17,780 --> 00:12:19,449 - BUT YOU HAD ONE THIS MORNING, RIGHT, GOO OR NO GOO? 328 00:12:19,482 --> 00:12:22,185 - THEY WERE THE ONLY DOUGHNUTS THERE. 329 00:12:22,218 --> 00:12:23,920 - DID YOU HAVE TWO DOUGHNUTS? - I HAD ONE. 330 00:12:23,954 --> 00:12:25,421 - SOMEBODY HAD TWO. 331 00:12:25,455 --> 00:12:27,257 - I HAD ONE GOOEY GOURMET GODDAMN DOUGHNUT. 332 00:12:27,290 --> 00:12:30,526 NOW, IF THEY HAD BEEN JELLY, I WOULD HAVE HAD TWO. 333 00:12:30,560 --> 00:12:31,995 OH. 334 00:12:32,028 --> 00:12:33,596 YOU LOOK LIKE YOU WANT TO DO SOME MORE VENTING. 335 00:12:33,629 --> 00:12:34,998 - BRIAN? - YES? 336 00:12:35,031 --> 00:12:36,299 - TOP THREE DOUGHNUTS ALL TIME--GO. 337 00:12:36,332 --> 00:12:39,135 - I'M NOT REALLY A DOUGHNUT ENTHUSIAST. 338 00:12:39,169 --> 00:12:40,336 - AND YET YOU HAD ONE THIS MORNING AS WELL. 339 00:12:40,370 --> 00:12:41,938 - ACTUALLY, I ONLY ATE HALF OF IT. 340 00:12:41,972 --> 00:12:44,040 IT'S TOO FILLING. 341 00:12:44,074 --> 00:12:48,011 - THERE'S NO "I" IN "CREAM," JOHN. 342 00:12:48,044 --> 00:12:49,479 - IS THERE AN "I" IN "SHUT UP"? 343 00:12:49,512 --> 00:12:52,015 - NO. - NO. 344 00:12:52,048 --> 00:12:54,918 - GOOD DAY, BAD DAY, WE'RE STUCK WITH EACH OTHER. 345 00:12:58,588 --> 00:13:00,690 - WHAT'S GOT YOU SO THOUGHTFUL? - I HAVE AN ITCH. 346 00:13:00,723 --> 00:13:02,725 I'M TRYING TO DECIDE IF I SHOULD SCRATCH IT. 347 00:13:02,758 --> 00:13:06,296 - LET US KNOW WHERE YOU END UP ON THAT. 348 00:13:06,329 --> 00:13:08,064 - IT'S A FEMININE ITCH. 349 00:13:08,098 --> 00:13:10,666 - I DON'T NEED TO KNOW THIS. - YOU ASKED. 350 00:13:10,700 --> 00:13:13,636 - TECHNICALLY, HE DIDN'T ASK. I VOLUNTEERED THE INFORMATION. 351 00:13:13,669 --> 00:13:15,538 - STATS, THERE'S NO REASON TO SUFFER. 352 00:13:15,571 --> 00:13:19,675 WE GOT A WHOLE RIG FULL OF OINTMENTS BACK THERE. 353 00:13:19,709 --> 00:13:21,077 - WAIT A MINUTE. 354 00:13:21,111 --> 00:13:22,645 IS SHE GONNA BE APPLYING OINTMENTS RIGHT NOW? 355 00:13:22,678 --> 00:13:24,680 - SHE SAID SHE HAD A FEMININE ITCH. 356 00:13:24,714 --> 00:13:27,183 - I KNOW WHAT SHE SAID. 357 00:13:27,217 --> 00:13:29,552 - IF YOU HAD A MAN ITCH THAT REQUIRED AN OINTMENT 358 00:13:29,585 --> 00:13:31,054 AND THE OINTMENT WAS RIGHT HERE IN THE RIG, 359 00:13:31,087 --> 00:13:32,355 WOULD YOU WAIT BEFORE APPLYING IT? 360 00:13:32,388 --> 00:13:33,523 - HEY, STATS-- - NO! 361 00:13:33,556 --> 00:13:35,425 DON'T COME BACK HERE, PLEASE! 362 00:13:35,458 --> 00:13:36,359 UH, YEAH. 363 00:13:36,392 --> 00:13:39,195 I FOUND A SPRAY. 364 00:13:39,229 --> 00:13:40,196 IT'S A-- 365 00:13:40,230 --> 00:13:41,497 [can spraying] 366 00:13:41,531 --> 00:13:42,565 - OH, MY-- 367 00:13:42,598 --> 00:13:45,001 - OOH. 368 00:13:45,035 --> 00:13:48,771 [spraying continues] OOH! 369 00:13:48,804 --> 00:13:52,408 OOH, IT-- I THINK IT'S BETTER NOW. 370 00:13:52,442 --> 00:13:56,546 OH, I THINK IT'S REALLY GOOD. 371 00:13:56,579 --> 00:13:58,281 MMM! 372 00:13:58,314 --> 00:13:59,715 MM-HMM. [grunts] 373 00:14:03,987 --> 00:14:05,088 - * WHOA, WHOA, WHOA 374 00:14:05,121 --> 00:14:06,256 * WHOA, WHOA 375 00:14:06,289 --> 00:14:07,790 * THERESA AND BILLY 376 00:14:07,823 --> 00:14:09,692 * DRIVING IN THE CAR 377 00:14:09,725 --> 00:14:12,595 * GOING TO GET OUR BAD GUYS 378 00:14:12,628 --> 00:14:14,030 * TO-- [groans] 379 00:14:14,064 --> 00:14:17,167 - WHAT? - FORGOT TO PUT ON SOCKS. 380 00:14:19,169 --> 00:14:21,204 - YOU LOOK MAD. - DON'T HE LOOK MAD? 381 00:14:21,237 --> 00:14:22,638 - YOU LOOK REALLY MAD. 382 00:14:22,672 --> 00:14:24,207 - I'M SORRY ABOUT YOUR DOUGHNUTS, MAN. 383 00:14:24,240 --> 00:14:25,741 - WHAT'D YOU DO WITH THE OTHER HALF? 384 00:14:25,775 --> 00:14:29,479 - SAVED IT IN MY SAFE PLACE. 385 00:14:29,512 --> 00:14:30,981 - SAFE PLACE? - WHERE'S YOUR SAFE PLACE? 386 00:14:31,014 --> 00:14:32,648 - IF I TELL YOU WHERE MY SAFE PLACE IS, 387 00:14:32,682 --> 00:14:33,984 IT'S NO LONGER SAFE. - MM. 388 00:14:34,017 --> 00:14:35,618 YOU GOT TO TREASURE TIMES LIKE THAT, 389 00:14:35,651 --> 00:14:38,921 BECAUSE YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN THEY'RE GONNA END. 390 00:14:38,955 --> 00:14:42,058 [beeping] - HOLY SH--! 391 00:14:42,092 --> 00:14:43,793 OH, MY-- 392 00:14:43,826 --> 00:14:46,129 DRIVE-BY SHOOTING, MULTIPLE VICTIMS, 393 00:14:46,162 --> 00:14:47,730 CORNER OF WABASH AND 41ST. 394 00:14:47,763 --> 00:14:50,633 ALL UNITS RESPONDING. ALL UNITS RESPONDING. 395 00:14:50,666 --> 00:14:54,104 - AMBULANCE ONE RESPONDING. [siren wailing] 396 00:14:54,137 --> 00:14:57,307 - SEE, AT THE EXACT SAME TIME WE WERE HAVING OUR BORING DAY... 397 00:14:57,340 --> 00:14:59,009 [gunfire, screams] 398 00:14:59,042 --> 00:15:00,810 A COUPLE GANG MEMBERS DECIDE TO SPRAY THE STREET CORNER 399 00:15:00,843 --> 00:15:03,079 AS PAYBACK FOR SOME EARLIER SLIGHT. 400 00:15:03,113 --> 00:15:05,181 [sirens wailing] 401 00:15:09,819 --> 00:15:11,687 - 11 BODIES DOWN. 402 00:15:17,460 --> 00:15:19,695 - IT'S A SPECIAL KIND OF CHAOS-- 403 00:15:19,729 --> 00:15:21,464 NOT TOO DIFFERENT FROM WAR, ACTUALLY. 404 00:15:21,497 --> 00:15:24,967 AND JUST LIKE WAR, YOU EITHER STEP UP 405 00:15:25,001 --> 00:15:28,438 OR STEP THE HELL OUT OF THE GODDAMN WAY. 406 00:15:28,471 --> 00:15:31,341 [hip-hop music] 407 00:15:31,374 --> 00:15:39,515 * 408 00:15:54,730 --> 00:15:58,368 [siren wailing] 409 00:16:10,046 --> 00:16:13,749 - HANDS! SHOW ME YOUR HANDS! 410 00:16:13,783 --> 00:16:16,686 [siren wails] 411 00:16:16,719 --> 00:16:21,091 [monitor beeping] 412 00:16:21,124 --> 00:16:22,492 - HEY. 413 00:16:22,525 --> 00:16:25,661 - TOP THREE SUPERHEROES, MIKEY, ALL TIME-- 414 00:16:25,695 --> 00:16:28,764 GO! 415 00:16:28,798 --> 00:16:29,932 - HUH? 416 00:16:29,965 --> 00:16:31,934 - TOP THREE SUPERHEROES, MAN. 417 00:16:31,967 --> 00:16:33,903 SUPERMAN, BATMAN? 418 00:16:33,936 --> 00:16:36,239 - I GO BATMAN NUMBER ONE 'CAUSE HE'S GOT THE COOLEST COSTUME. 419 00:16:36,272 --> 00:16:38,074 I DON'T CARE IF SUPERMAN'S MADE OF STEEL. 420 00:16:38,108 --> 00:16:41,010 HE'S STILL FLYING AROUND IN HIS UNDERWEAR, YOU KNOW? 421 00:16:41,043 --> 00:16:42,912 [laughter] 422 00:16:42,945 --> 00:16:45,415 - HEY, YOU KNOW, HANK DOESN'T LIKE SPIDER-MAN. 423 00:16:45,448 --> 00:16:47,750 - YEAH, I AM AFRAID OF SPIDERS. 424 00:16:47,783 --> 00:16:49,519 - ME TOO. - SEE? 425 00:16:49,552 --> 00:16:52,122 - IRON MAN NUMBER THREE. 426 00:16:52,155 --> 00:16:53,956 - OKAY. 427 00:16:53,989 --> 00:16:55,591 - BATMAN NUMBER TWO. 428 00:16:55,625 --> 00:16:58,561 - GOOD. WHO'S YOUR NUMBER ONE? 429 00:16:58,594 --> 00:16:59,695 - JAY-Z. 430 00:16:59,729 --> 00:17:01,764 - JAY-Z? - HOW YOU FIGURE THAT? 431 00:17:01,797 --> 00:17:04,234 - BECAUSE NEITHER ONE OF THEM OTHER GUYS 432 00:17:04,267 --> 00:17:07,069 ARE MARRIED TO BEYONCE. 433 00:17:07,103 --> 00:17:09,472 [laughter] 434 00:17:09,505 --> 00:17:11,607 - YOU'RE A SMART MAN. YOU'RE A SMART KID. 435 00:17:11,641 --> 00:17:13,643 [laughter] 436 00:17:13,676 --> 00:17:15,411 NICE. 437 00:17:17,613 --> 00:17:20,082 - OUR KID'S GONNA MAKE IT. - FANTASTIC. 438 00:17:20,116 --> 00:17:22,452 - THANKS TO YOUR BALLS-OUT DRIVING ABILITIES, BRO. 439 00:17:22,485 --> 00:17:23,586 - I'M JUST DRIVING THE DEAD UNLESS SOMEONE'S IN THE BACK 440 00:17:23,619 --> 00:17:25,054 DOING GOD'S WORK. 441 00:17:25,087 --> 00:17:27,557 - SPEAKING OF WHICH, TALKED TO THE OTHER UNITS. 442 00:17:27,590 --> 00:17:29,559 FOUR VICTIMS D.O.A. 443 00:17:29,592 --> 00:17:31,093 - DAMN IT. 444 00:17:31,127 --> 00:17:32,828 - OUR MOM'S GONNA BE FINE. 445 00:17:32,862 --> 00:17:34,830 - SHE LOST A LOT OF BLOOD, BUT SHE'S STABILIZING NOW. 446 00:17:34,864 --> 00:17:38,100 - THANK GOD FOR THAT. 447 00:17:40,936 --> 00:17:43,573 57 SECONDS. [spits] 448 00:17:43,606 --> 00:17:45,908 ONE MORE BRAND OF BULLSH---ASS GUM. 449 00:17:45,941 --> 00:17:47,109 - ALL GUM IS BULLSH--. 450 00:17:47,143 --> 00:17:48,778 - KNOW WHAT'S NOT BULLSH--? 451 00:17:48,811 --> 00:17:50,079 PIZZA. 452 00:17:50,112 --> 00:17:51,614 YOU GUYS WANT SOME PIZZA? 453 00:17:51,647 --> 00:17:53,115 YOU DESERVE SOME PIZZA. 454 00:17:53,149 --> 00:17:56,986 DON'T WORRY, DOUGHNUT BOY. I'LL PAY. 455 00:17:57,019 --> 00:17:59,289 - HEY, BRIAN, YOU GO BACK TO THE DEPOT 456 00:17:59,322 --> 00:18:01,090 WITH STATS AND VOODOO IN THEIR RIG. 457 00:18:01,123 --> 00:18:02,792 WE'LL PICK UP THE PIZZA IN OURS. 458 00:18:02,825 --> 00:18:05,161 - YEAH, IT WAS A LONG DAY. 459 00:18:05,195 --> 00:18:09,131 AND IN THE END, IT WAS A DAY FULL OF LAUGHTER AND HEARTACHES 460 00:18:09,165 --> 00:18:12,735 AND MIND-MELTING STRESS AND PRESSURE. 461 00:18:15,171 --> 00:18:17,640 THAT DAY WAS A BITCH. 462 00:18:17,673 --> 00:18:22,612 BUT WE WOULDN'T HAVE IT ANY OTHER WAY. 463 00:18:22,645 --> 00:18:24,680 HOLY SH--! IT'S TYRANNY. 464 00:18:24,714 --> 00:18:26,216 - UGH. 465 00:18:26,249 --> 00:18:27,650 [whispering] BREAKTHROUGH. 466 00:18:27,683 --> 00:18:30,119 I'M NOT AFRAID OF THE COUCH ANYMORE. 467 00:18:30,152 --> 00:18:32,655 - THAT'S NICE, STATS. 468 00:18:32,688 --> 00:18:34,457 - THANK YOU. 469 00:18:34,490 --> 00:18:35,991 - OH, I'M SORRY, GUYS. 470 00:18:36,025 --> 00:18:38,528 WE WERE ALL SO TIRED. - I'M NOT SORRY. 471 00:18:38,561 --> 00:18:40,396 IT WAS MY IDEA. - LISTEN... 472 00:18:40,430 --> 00:18:43,866 IF ANYBODY DESERVED TO UPSET THE POWER STRUCTURE TODAY, 473 00:18:43,899 --> 00:18:45,501 IT'S YOU FOUR. 474 00:18:45,535 --> 00:18:48,204 YOU DONE DAMN GOOD BY ME AND THE CITY. 475 00:18:48,238 --> 00:18:50,673 NOW, LET'S GO OUT IN THE GARAGE AND EAT THESE PIZZAS. 476 00:18:50,706 --> 00:18:52,842 - YOU'RE NOT GONNA KICK MAC OUT OF YOUR CHAIR? 477 00:18:52,875 --> 00:18:55,911 - YOU EVER SEEN MAC WHEN SHE'S BEEN WOKEN UP UNEXPECTEDLY? 478 00:18:55,945 --> 00:18:58,481 SHE MAKES MY COMMANDING OFFICER IN THE SERVICE 479 00:18:58,514 --> 00:19:01,751 LOOK LIKE GOLDIE FRICKIN' HAWN. 480 00:19:01,784 --> 00:19:04,320 - IS THAT A BAVARIAN CREAM ON HER CHEST? 481 00:19:04,354 --> 00:19:06,155 - NO. 482 00:19:06,188 --> 00:19:09,559 THAT'S HER BAVARIAN CREAM ON HER CHEST. 483 00:19:21,471 --> 00:19:23,639 - [snorts] 484 00:19:30,246 --> 00:19:33,048 - AH! [mutters] 485 00:19:36,886 --> 00:19:37,753 [sighs] 486 00:19:37,787 --> 00:19:39,789 [indistinct chatter] 487 00:19:54,169 --> 00:19:55,137 EH. 488 00:19:55,170 --> 00:19:58,073 [hip-hop music] 489 00:19:58,107 --> 00:20:06,248 *