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- Lastly, on a personal note,
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as many of you know,
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Kevin and I
have recently reconciled.
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- Noice.
Somebody's getting some.
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- It's true. I am.
Now, when we originally wed,
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we didn't know how long
gay marriage would be legal,
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so we had a somewhat
rushed ceremony.
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- Do you, Kevin--
- Yes.
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- And do you--
- Yes. Yes, we do.
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We're married.
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Kevin has always regretted it,
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so we're having
a vow renewal ceremony.
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This time, we're pulling out
all the stops.
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It's will be
a truly extravagant affair.
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- Oh, how extravagant
are we talking?
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Champagne pyramid?
- Destination wedding?
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- Celebrity officiant?
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- We got the salad forks.
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Can you believe it,
a second fork?
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Who do we think we are?
[laughs]
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Oh, no. You're shocked
at how garish it is.
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Now I don't even wanna tell you
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the other surprise
I have in store for Kevin.
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- Wait, let me guess.
You're getting bread plates?
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- Don't be absurd.
We're not crazy.
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No, the big surprise is...
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I'm retiring from the NYPD.
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- Wait.
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- What?
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- Why did you lead
with the salad forks?
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[upbeat music]
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♪
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- You're leaving the NYPD?
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- My preoccupation with my job
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has been a point of contention
with Kevin for some time now.
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I wanna show him that
our relationship comes first.
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- But, sir, it's too soon
for you to retire.
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We didn't even get to do
one final cool case together.
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The last thing we worked
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was finding that kid's
missing mitten.
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- I thought that was rewarding
and poignant.
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- It was boring as crap!
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- What were you hoping for
otherwise?
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- I'm so glad you asked.
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We hunt down a serial killer,
stare death in the face,
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and then in the final battle,
you save my life
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and I say to you,
"How can I ever repay you?"
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And you say,
"You already have."
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Then you jump
on your motorcycle,
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drive off,
never to be seen again.
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- I don't have a motorcycle,
but Kevin and I
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did just purchase
recumbent bicycles.
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- [bleep] you, Captain Holt.
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- Anyway, I already have
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a cool final case
that I'm working on:
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the police reform proposal
that Santiago and I
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have been toiling over
for these past six months.
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- Oh, my God,
I didn't even think about Amy.
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She's gonna be devastated.
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- Which is why I made sure she
wasn't here when I told you.
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I need Santiago laser-focused
on this proposal.
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We can tell her
after we turn the report in.
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Hopefully, you can keep
the news to yourselves for now.
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- Sir, she's my wife.
I can't lie to her.
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- What about that time
you spent $1,000
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on a Patrick Ewing Top Shot?
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- That wasn't a lie.
I just didn't tell her.
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But she's gonna be happy
about it, because that Top Shot
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is currently worth--oh, no.
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I will keep your secret
for $992.
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- Deal.
- Great, let's lie to my wife.
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[light music]
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- Ah, hello.
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Thank you for coming early
to help out.
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There's a lot to do since we
decided to go so over the top.
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I mean, look at the napkins.
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We're going
with a pretty whimsical fold...
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lengthwise.
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- That is...funny.
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- The intent was whimsy,
not humor.
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Now you have me
doubting everything.
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Where's--where's Raymond?
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- You know what?
I'll go find him.
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I got something
I wanna ask him anyway.
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[indistinct chatter]
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There you are.
Why are you hiding?
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- Oh, I was just
looking at pornography.
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I felt an urgent need to watch
some men taking a bath.
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- What?
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- Okay, fine, you caught me.
I was checking my email.
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- And that's worse
than watching porn?
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- Much worse.
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Kevin can't know
I'm working on our special day.
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But I just received an email
from my contact
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at One Police Plaza
about our reform proposal.
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- Ah, yeah, speaking of that,
now that the report is done,
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can you please tell Amy
you're retiring?
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I don't like lying to her.
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- So then you told her
about the Top Shot?
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- I didn't need to because
I traded it for an investment
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in The Rock's
new cryptocurrency,
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which is currently worth--
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oh, no,
what happened to RockCoin?
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- We can't tell her.
Things aren't settled.
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The brass is having
a closed-door meeting today
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about our reform proposal,
but apparently,
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the union is gonna claim
that we fudged our numbers.
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- That's crazy.
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Amy would never fudge numbers.
She loves numbers.
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Sometimes I think
she loves them more than me.
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Stupid numbers,
think they're so great.
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I'd love to see numbers
give you a baby.
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- I'm gonna check those
CompStat numbers right now.
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I'm just gonna click
on this video link entitled
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"Handyman fixes squeaky door,
[bleep] customer."
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- Oh, my God.
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- What? This isn't correct.
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Somebody changed these
since last night.
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- Wait.
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I bet O'Sullivan
hacked into the system.
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Do you know what this means?
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- They're trying to kill...
- Jake and Holt...
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- Police reform.
- Have a final case.
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Yep. Mm-hmm.
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Two equally important
sets of stakes.
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- He claims you messed
with the numbers?
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That son of a bitch.
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- I would never
fabricate numbers.
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I love numbers.
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- Numbers can't be a father
to your child, Amy.
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- So what are we gonna do?
- I have a plan.
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We can prove that O'Sullivan
changed the CompStat numbers
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if we find this.
- What is that, a bed?
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- No, that's a cheese grater.
- It's his computer.
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Obviously, I should have had
Terry do the drawings.
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Fortunately, I know how to find
his personal computer
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thanks to his YouTube rants
about the NHL.
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- This is "Islanders Talk,"
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and today's topic:
can hockey have female fans?
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- Yeah, he's not a good person.
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Anyway, those videos
are taken in the "man cave"
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in O'Sullivan's basement,
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so that's gotta be
where his laptop is.
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Holt and I will be infiltrating
his house and retrieving it.
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- How are you gonna
get past him?
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- He won't be home.
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We're gonna lure him out
using his one weakness.
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- Rare Billy Joel
memorabilia sale?
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- Oh, that's nice, hear.
- Ah.
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- O'Sullivan will meet
with an ex-roadie
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named Geronimo Rodriguez,
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who will actually be
an undercover Terry Jeffords,
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our resident
Billy Joel superfan.
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- It was one time.
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You caught me lip-synching
to "Uptown Girl" one time.
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- Nope, he's your favorite
singer; everybody knows it.
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- And you're the only one
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O'Sullivan
hasn't interacted with.
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If he stumps you,
Santiago will be nearby,
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feeding you Billy Joel facts
into your ear.
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- You guys need
to keep him busy
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and then use a piece
of fake memorabilia
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to get a fingerprint we can use
to unlock his laptop.
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- What am I doing?
- You, Charles, and Scully
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will be here, distracting Kevin
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and making sure
he doesn't know Holt's working.
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- And who will be
on Cheddar duty?
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- I mean, can't we just
distract him with a bone?
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- Bone?
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Bone?
- Yeah.
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- [yelling] Bone?
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Cheddar's not some street rat.
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This is never gonna work.
- Yes, it will.
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Just give me 90 minutes,
and I promise
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I will get you back
in time for your vows.
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- Fine, but if there are any
complications, I pull the plug.
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The ceremony is too important.
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Kevin cannot find out
what we're up to.
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- He won't, I promise.
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- Raymond?
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What are you all doing in here?
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- Peralta's watching porn.
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- What?
- What?
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- Peralta's watching a handyman
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repair a squeaky door
and then [bleep] his customer.
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- Is that true, Jake?
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♪
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- Yes.
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- I wish I could say
I was surprised.
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♪
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- Told you
it was a great cover.
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- Okay, if we wanna get past
O'Sullivan's ma,
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we need undercover personas.
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I'm thinking you will be
Maxwell Maxwell,
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international playboy
and black ops specialist.
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He'd had affairs
on every continent,
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but his true mistress
is danger.
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- I thought you learned
your lesson
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about turning police work
into movies.
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- Yeah, I did, but this
is a movie about reform.
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I mean, isn't that a movie
you'd wanna see?
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- The only movie I wanna see
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is called
"The World of Mosses."
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It's a documentary
about the world of mosses.
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- It sounds bad.
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- Now, we will go in dressed
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as gas company employees
named Mitch and Henry.
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- Ugh.
At least tell me I'm Henry.
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Hello, ma'am.
We're from the gas company.
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My name is...
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Mitch.
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- Okay, this is how we'll get
O'Sullivan's print:
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fast-drying dental resin.
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O'Sullivan touches this,
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leaves an imprint,
and we have a mold,
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Which we use to make
a fake finger that will fool
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99% of biometric scanners.
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Pretty sweet, right?
- I gotta say,
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I thought Holt retiring would
crush your mood, but it hasn't.
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- Wait.
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Holt's retiring?
- You knew that.
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He said he would tell you
when you handed in
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your reform proposal,
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and you handed it in,
and he told you.
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- No, he didn't.
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- Okay, well,
then I just told you.
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But you're still
taking it well.
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Amy?
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Amy!
[cell phone chimes]
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O'Sullivan just texted.
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He'll be here in three.
You gotta hide!
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Um...
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I'm just gonna pick you up and
carry you like furniture, okay?
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[funky music]
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♪
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- Look alive.
Kevin's on your six.
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- Do you know where Raymond is?
- Yes, I do.
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He's, um...
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Come on, Scully.
Think of something.
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- Think of something.
What does that mean?
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[glass shatters]
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- Cheddar did it.
- Cheddar, I know
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you wanted us to go
with the other vase.
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I have a different
aesthetic sense than you,
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and it's my day.
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Sorry you had to witness that.
I will get a broom.
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- Scully, tail him.
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Well, that should keep him busy
for a bit.
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- That was smart,
but I don't think
250
00:08:02,656 --> 00:08:04,266
we should mess with Cheddar
too much.
251
00:08:04,309 --> 00:08:05,397
- Why not? He's an animal.
252
00:08:05,441 --> 00:08:06,921
- Animals can be
very vengeful, Rosa.
253
00:08:06,964 --> 00:08:08,400
- Is this about Lieutenant--
- Of course it's about
254
00:08:08,444 --> 00:08:09,837
Lieutenant Peanut Butter.
- Yeah.
255
00:08:09,880 --> 00:08:11,926
- So here's the shutoff
to the main line.
256
00:08:11,969 --> 00:08:14,406
- Thank you very much, ma'am.
257
00:08:14,450 --> 00:08:15,973
Okay, to get into the basement,
258
00:08:16,017 --> 00:08:17,105
we're gonna have
to distract her,
259
00:08:17,148 --> 00:08:18,323
so here's what I'm thinking.
260
00:08:18,367 --> 00:08:20,238
Maxwell Maxwell
turns on the charm.
261
00:08:20,282 --> 00:08:23,981
Unbutton your jumper and say,
"The thing about gas lines is,
262
00:08:24,025 --> 00:08:25,766
"the pressure builds
and builds
263
00:08:25,809 --> 00:08:29,117
and it just needs
a little...release."
264
00:08:29,160 --> 00:08:30,510
[moans]
265
00:08:30,553 --> 00:08:31,685
You don't have to make
that sound,
266
00:08:31,728 --> 00:08:32,773
but if I were you,
I definitely would.
267
00:08:32,816 --> 00:08:34,252
- No one will be talking
about release
268
00:08:34,296 --> 00:08:36,080
or making the sound
of a rodent in labor.
269
00:08:36,124 --> 00:08:37,299
- It was a sensuous moan,
but fair enough.
270
00:08:37,342 --> 00:08:38,474
- We just have to get
the laptop
271
00:08:38,518 --> 00:08:39,736
so I can get back to Kevin.
272
00:08:39,780 --> 00:08:41,782
You will simply approach her
and say...
273
00:08:41,825 --> 00:08:43,827
- Ma'am, I need to check your
water heater in the basement
274
00:08:43,871 --> 00:08:46,569
to make sure there's no leaks
or blockages to the gas line.
275
00:08:46,613 --> 00:08:48,571
- You should maybe come back
later when my son is home.
276
00:08:48,615 --> 00:08:49,964
He's better at this stuff.
277
00:08:50,007 --> 00:08:51,226
- Oh, it's just a quick check.
278
00:08:51,269 --> 00:08:53,010
- The answer is no.
279
00:08:53,054 --> 00:08:55,143
- Sorry about him.
280
00:08:55,186 --> 00:08:56,579
He's a little abrasive.
281
00:08:56,623 --> 00:09:00,061
The name is Maxwell Maxwell.
282
00:09:00,104 --> 00:09:01,584
- Carol.
283
00:09:01,628 --> 00:09:03,238
- You see, the thing
about gas lines is,
284
00:09:03,281 --> 00:09:06,589
the pressure
just builds and builds.
285
00:09:06,633 --> 00:09:11,681
Sometimes...it just needs
a little release.
286
00:09:11,725 --> 00:09:14,510
[moans]
287
00:09:14,554 --> 00:09:16,338
- Well, we wouldn't want that.
288
00:09:16,381 --> 00:09:18,732
You can go down
to the basement now, Mitch.
289
00:09:18,775 --> 00:09:20,342
- Yeah, sounds good.
Have fun, you two.
290
00:09:20,385 --> 00:09:22,605
- Amy, look alive.
He's here.
291
00:09:22,649 --> 00:09:24,389
- You the guy selling
the memorabilia?
292
00:09:24,433 --> 00:09:26,087
- Oh, yeah.
- Where did you get this stuff?
293
00:09:26,130 --> 00:09:28,698
- I used to haul amps for him.
- Yeah? Which tours?
294
00:09:28,742 --> 00:09:30,395
- The, you know--
295
00:09:30,439 --> 00:09:32,572
- Oh, Terry,
I'm not ready to say goodbye.
296
00:09:32,615 --> 00:09:35,096
- I'm Not Ready
to Say Goodbye tour.
297
00:09:35,139 --> 00:09:37,533
- Never heard of that one.
- You haven't? That's weird.
298
00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:39,796
Maybe you just weren't
paying attention.
299
00:09:39,840 --> 00:09:42,277
- Sorry.
I'm on Billy Joel's wiki now.
300
00:09:42,320 --> 00:09:44,366
- I've done other tours too,
like...
301
00:09:44,409 --> 00:09:47,195
- Innocent Man and The Bridge.
302
00:09:47,238 --> 00:09:49,023
- Okay. What's in the box?
303
00:09:49,066 --> 00:09:54,550
- An early draft of the lyrics
to "We Didn't Start the Fire."
304
00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:58,380
- "Eisenhower, vaccine,
side salad, mixed greens."
305
00:09:58,423 --> 00:09:59,686
What is this?
306
00:09:59,729 --> 00:10:01,078
- Well, I guess, while he was
writing the song,
307
00:10:01,122 --> 00:10:04,038
he must have accidently
included his lunch order.
308
00:10:04,081 --> 00:10:05,866
Anyway, that's 10K.
309
00:10:05,909 --> 00:10:07,084
- Oh.
310
00:10:07,128 --> 00:10:08,695
What's the sticky stuff?
- Yes.
311
00:10:08,738 --> 00:10:10,653
- I grabbed that out of
the trash in his dressing room.
312
00:10:10,697 --> 00:10:12,655
It must be gum.
Look, I'm so sorry.
313
00:10:12,699 --> 00:10:14,004
Just let me have that back.
314
00:10:14,048 --> 00:10:15,658
- Ah-ah, not so fast.
315
00:10:15,702 --> 00:10:19,227
This has been
in William Martin Joel's mouth.
316
00:10:19,270 --> 00:10:21,359
His tongue touched this.
317
00:10:21,403 --> 00:10:22,926
- Wait. What's happening?
318
00:10:22,970 --> 00:10:25,146
- What's this, now?
- That is $10,000.
319
00:10:25,189 --> 00:10:26,495
And I'm keeping the gum.
320
00:10:26,538 --> 00:10:28,410
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
321
00:10:29,367 --> 00:10:31,239
- A grown adult
with a man cave.
322
00:10:31,282 --> 00:10:32,457
This is so embarrassing.
323
00:10:32,501 --> 00:10:34,372
Oh, my God,
he has root beer on tap.
324
00:10:34,416 --> 00:10:36,374
[breathes shakily]
325
00:10:36,418 --> 00:10:40,596
♪
326
00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:43,860
Okay, everything is all--
327
00:10:43,904 --> 00:10:44,948
what am I looking at?
328
00:10:44,992 --> 00:10:46,950
- Your friend here
was very clumsy
329
00:10:46,994 --> 00:10:48,735
and he spilled on himself.
330
00:10:48,778 --> 00:10:51,607
- Well, we got everything
we needed, but I can wait
331
00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:53,740
if Maxwell needs
a little more time to dry off.
332
00:10:53,783 --> 00:10:56,917
- No, no, no, I'm all dry now.
We can leave.
333
00:10:56,960 --> 00:10:58,658
- Oh, wait, let me give you
my number.
334
00:10:58,701 --> 00:11:00,268
I only have the landline,
335
00:11:00,311 --> 00:11:02,531
so if my son, Frankie, answers,
hang up.
336
00:11:02,574 --> 00:11:04,185
He gets a little jealous.
337
00:11:04,228 --> 00:11:05,534
- Not to worry,
Mrs. O'Sullivan.
338
00:11:05,577 --> 00:11:08,276
Maxwell Maxwell is nothing
if not discreet.
339
00:11:08,319 --> 00:11:10,278
- Not discreet enough.
340
00:11:10,321 --> 00:11:11,627
- Okay, look,
I don't know
341
00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:13,150
what kind of freaky stuff
you guys are into,
342
00:11:13,194 --> 00:11:14,761
but I want no part of it.
343
00:11:17,415 --> 00:11:19,374
- Let's just try to stay calm.
344
00:11:19,417 --> 00:11:20,636
I think you're making
a big mistake here.
345
00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:22,551
- No, I'm not.
He called me Mrs. O'Sullivan.
346
00:11:22,594 --> 00:11:24,248
That was my name
three marriages ago.
347
00:11:24,292 --> 00:11:25,989
I'm Carol Shaughnessy now.
348
00:11:26,033 --> 00:11:28,209
If he's calling me
Mrs. O'Sullivan,
349
00:11:28,252 --> 00:11:29,819
it's 'cause he knows
who my son is
350
00:11:29,863 --> 00:11:31,734
and you're up to something.
351
00:11:31,778 --> 00:11:33,562
- Carol, baby.
352
00:11:33,605 --> 00:11:35,869
- Don't "baby" me.
Get down in the basement.
353
00:11:35,912 --> 00:11:37,348
- Well, I always like
going down.
354
00:11:37,392 --> 00:11:39,394
- I said move.
I'm calling my son.
355
00:11:39,437 --> 00:11:40,961
- Feel like she considered it.
356
00:11:42,179 --> 00:11:43,572
- We're locked in.
357
00:11:43,615 --> 00:11:44,921
If she gets in touch
with O'Sullivan, it's over.
358
00:11:44,965 --> 00:11:46,706
- Wait. She said she doesn't
have a cell phone.
359
00:11:46,749 --> 00:11:48,272
That means if we can
tie up her landline,
360
00:11:48,316 --> 00:11:49,665
she can't call anyone.
361
00:11:52,059 --> 00:11:54,539
- Hey, what did you do
with the phone?
362
00:11:54,583 --> 00:11:57,629
- Smart, but we're still
trapped down here.
363
00:11:57,673 --> 00:11:59,762
Does that smile mean
you know a way out?
364
00:11:59,806 --> 00:12:01,155
- Hmm? Oh, no, I was just...
365
00:12:01,198 --> 00:12:02,286
thinking about
how you were about
366
00:12:02,330 --> 00:12:03,766
to hook up with that old lady.
[laughs]
367
00:12:03,810 --> 00:12:05,812
[clears throat] But no, yeah,
we're totally screwed.
368
00:12:05,855 --> 00:12:08,466
- [barking]
- That's odd.
369
00:12:08,510 --> 00:12:09,729
He only barks like that when
he's worried about Raymond.
370
00:12:09,772 --> 00:12:11,382
- Oh, Cheddar's not worried
about Holt.
371
00:12:11,426 --> 00:12:13,036
I saw him eat a shrimp
off the platter earlier.
372
00:12:13,080 --> 00:12:14,472
I bet he just wants more.
373
00:12:14,516 --> 00:12:16,126
- Hmm, Cheddar doesn't usually
indulge in shrimp.
374
00:12:16,170 --> 00:12:17,824
He considers it bougie.
Speaking of indulging,
375
00:12:17,867 --> 00:12:20,696
the gray boutonniere
should've arrived by now, hmm.
376
00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:22,350
- Oh, Lord.
377
00:12:22,393 --> 00:12:24,613
- See?
Cheddar almost blew our cover.
378
00:12:24,656 --> 00:12:26,006
I told you
not to mess with him.
379
00:12:26,049 --> 00:12:28,269
- Charles, he smelled food
and he wanted to eat it.
380
00:12:28,312 --> 00:12:29,792
He's a dog,
not a super villain.
381
00:12:29,836 --> 00:12:31,881
- I don't know, he's really
staring you down right now.
382
00:12:31,925 --> 00:12:32,839
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
383
00:12:32,882 --> 00:12:34,797
- Watch this.
384
00:12:34,841 --> 00:12:38,235
[dramatic music]
385
00:12:38,279 --> 00:12:41,717
♪
386
00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:43,719
- [whines]
387
00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:45,025
- Sucker.
- Hmm.
388
00:12:45,068 --> 00:12:46,853
- Wait, wait!
I want that back.
389
00:12:46,896 --> 00:12:48,376
I was only selling the lyrics.
390
00:12:48,419 --> 00:12:50,813
If I knew about the gum,
I would've charged you more.
391
00:12:50,857 --> 00:12:52,162
- Ah, a bunch of bunk.
392
00:12:52,206 --> 00:12:54,774
You set a price, I hit the bid.
End of story.
393
00:12:54,817 --> 00:12:56,558
- Terry, if we don't
get that fingerprint,
394
00:12:56,601 --> 00:12:58,168
we won't be able
to open his laptop
395
00:12:58,212 --> 00:12:59,648
and they'll kill
our reform program.
396
00:12:59,691 --> 00:13:02,520
- Please!
I really need that gum.
397
00:13:02,564 --> 00:13:05,480
- You can beg all you want.
A deal is a deal.
398
00:13:05,523 --> 00:13:07,482
- Oh, God,
it's all falling apart.
399
00:13:07,525 --> 00:13:08,657
Everything good in my life...
- Look, you don't understand
400
00:13:08,700 --> 00:13:10,137
how special this is,
so you don't
401
00:13:10,180 --> 00:13:11,529
deserve to have it.
- Happened when he showed up.
402
00:13:11,573 --> 00:13:12,661
I mean, Jake is only...
- I can't even believe
403
00:13:12,704 --> 00:13:14,184
you worked
for William Martin Joel...
404
00:13:14,228 --> 00:13:15,185
- The mostly mature man
that he is because of Holt...
405
00:13:15,229 --> 00:13:16,926
- And rummaged
through his trash.
406
00:13:16,970 --> 00:13:18,058
- So he'll backslide, and then
our marriage will fall apart.
407
00:13:18,101 --> 00:13:19,320
- So no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no.
408
00:13:19,363 --> 00:13:20,582
- And our son will grow up
in a broken home.
409
00:13:20,625 --> 00:13:22,540
- Oh, my God, enough!
You need to move on!
410
00:13:22,584 --> 00:13:23,933
- Are you talking to me?
- You talking to me?
411
00:13:23,977 --> 00:13:25,805
- Yeah, I'm talking to you.
412
00:13:25,848 --> 00:13:27,807
You need to move on.
413
00:13:27,850 --> 00:13:29,373
- From Captain Holt?
- From Billy Joel?
414
00:13:29,417 --> 00:13:31,898
- It's not healthy to have
your entire identity
415
00:13:31,941 --> 00:13:34,030
wrapped up in another person.
416
00:13:34,074 --> 00:13:36,076
- I know, but Raymond Holt...
- I know, but Billy Joel...
417
00:13:36,119 --> 00:13:37,468
both: Taught me everything.
418
00:13:37,512 --> 00:13:39,166
- But look
what it's doing to you.
419
00:13:39,209 --> 00:13:41,603
Just look at yourself
right now.
420
00:13:41,646 --> 00:13:43,126
- I guess I am kind of
messing up this mission.
421
00:13:43,170 --> 00:13:44,693
- I guess I could use the money
422
00:13:44,736 --> 00:13:47,261
for the bank so they don't
take my ma's house.
423
00:13:47,304 --> 00:13:48,392
- Thank you, Terry.
424
00:13:48,436 --> 00:13:51,700
- Thank you,
Geronimo Rodriguez.
425
00:13:51,743 --> 00:13:53,615
- All right, look,
all's not lost.
426
00:13:53,658 --> 00:13:55,356
I have the laptop.
We just need to get in touch
427
00:13:55,399 --> 00:13:57,358
with someone from the Nine-Nine
so they can get us out of here.
428
00:13:57,401 --> 00:13:58,707
Give me your phone.
- I left it back at the venue
429
00:13:58,750 --> 00:14:00,578
so Kevin couldn't track it
and know I was gone.
430
00:14:00,622 --> 00:14:01,884
Use yours.
- Mine's dead.
431
00:14:01,928 --> 00:14:03,755
I used up all the battery
mining for MetsCoin.
432
00:14:03,799 --> 00:14:06,367
It's the first cryptocurrency
that is also the Mets?
433
00:14:06,410 --> 00:14:08,064
I don't know what I'm doing
in this space.
434
00:14:08,108 --> 00:14:09,370
- Use the landline.
Call Santiago.
435
00:14:09,413 --> 00:14:12,242
- Great idea. Okay.
436
00:14:12,286 --> 00:14:14,897
Just one problem.
I don't know her number.
437
00:14:14,941 --> 00:14:17,247
- How can you not know
your own wife's phone number?
438
00:14:17,291 --> 00:14:18,640
- It's saved in my phone.
439
00:14:18,683 --> 00:14:20,076
Stupid smartphones,
making me so dumb
440
00:14:20,120 --> 00:14:21,773
by giving me the world's
knowledge at my fingertips.
441
00:14:21,817 --> 00:14:23,819
- Well, I don't know
anyone's phone number either,
442
00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:25,603
except for Kevin's, and
obviously, we can't call him.
443
00:14:25,647 --> 00:14:27,431
- How do you not know
a single phone number?
444
00:14:27,475 --> 00:14:28,955
I've literally watched you
memorize the entire
445
00:14:28,998 --> 00:14:30,826
terms and conditions agreement
for a credit card.
446
00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:32,436
- True, but to make room
for important information
447
00:14:32,480 --> 00:14:34,438
like that,
I regularly purge my brain
448
00:14:34,482 --> 00:14:36,484
of useless facts
like phone numbers
449
00:14:36,527 --> 00:14:37,833
or the names
of people's children.
450
00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:41,315
- But you know
the name of my son, right?
451
00:14:42,403 --> 00:14:43,926
- The little guy
has his mother's eyes.
452
00:14:43,970 --> 00:14:45,101
- Yeah.
453
00:14:45,145 --> 00:14:46,146
- Rough night
with the little guy?
454
00:14:46,189 --> 00:14:49,062
Oh, hello there,
the little guy.
455
00:14:49,105 --> 00:14:52,326
- How did I never see that?
Am I a bad detective?
456
00:14:52,369 --> 00:14:53,675
- We don't have time
to go into that.
457
00:14:53,718 --> 00:14:55,068
- It would've been much faster
to just say,
458
00:14:55,111 --> 00:14:57,157
"No, you're great."
- Ah, what are we gonna do?
459
00:14:57,200 --> 00:14:58,288
- All right, look,
there's one number
460
00:14:58,332 --> 00:14:59,637
I still have memorized
that could help,
461
00:14:59,681 --> 00:15:00,595
my middle school friend
Mikey J.'s old landline.
462
00:15:00,638 --> 00:15:01,857
- Do you have any reason
to believe
463
00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:03,554
that Mikey J.
still resides there?
464
00:15:03,598 --> 00:15:05,121
- Well, we were in a ska band
together in high school,
465
00:15:05,165 --> 00:15:07,732
so I'm thinking
the odds are good.
466
00:15:07,776 --> 00:15:10,170
- Okay, here's your resin.
Do your magic.
467
00:15:10,213 --> 00:15:12,476
- You're not gonna scold me
for almost ruining the mission?
468
00:15:12,520 --> 00:15:13,738
- No, Amy, I get it.
469
00:15:13,782 --> 00:15:16,132
But look, you don't need Holt
to succeed.
470
00:15:16,176 --> 00:15:18,830
You are the most capable
person I know.
471
00:15:18,874 --> 00:15:20,136
- Thanks, Terry.
472
00:15:20,180 --> 00:15:22,486
Now, let's go get this mold
to Jake and Holt.
473
00:15:22,530 --> 00:15:23,618
- What are you doing?
474
00:15:23,661 --> 00:15:24,575
- I thought
you could carry me again.
475
00:15:24,619 --> 00:15:25,750
It was very comforting.
476
00:15:25,794 --> 00:15:28,318
- Okay.
477
00:15:28,362 --> 00:15:30,277
- Thank you, Terry.
I love you.
478
00:15:30,320 --> 00:15:31,887
- Have you seen Cheddar?
479
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:33,410
The officiant is wondering
how he'd like to be introduced.
480
00:15:33,454 --> 00:15:35,151
- Uh, no. I haven't seen him.
481
00:15:35,195 --> 00:15:36,674
- Hmm.
Cheddar.
482
00:15:36,718 --> 00:15:38,328
- I have a bad feeling
about this.
483
00:15:38,372 --> 00:15:39,503
Cheddar is up to something.
484
00:15:39,547 --> 00:15:43,420
- Come on.
- [barking]
485
00:15:43,464 --> 00:15:45,161
- Oh, no!
- Cheddar.
486
00:15:45,205 --> 00:15:47,337
- Oh, hi, Kevin.
Found Cheddar.
487
00:15:47,381 --> 00:15:50,384
- Oh, my God,
Raymond is on a case.
488
00:15:50,427 --> 00:15:54,475
♪
489
00:15:54,518 --> 00:15:56,781
- You sick son of a bitch.
490
00:16:00,176 --> 00:16:01,830
- Come on, Mrs. Joseph.
491
00:16:01,873 --> 00:16:03,049
I was at your house
all the time.
492
00:16:03,092 --> 00:16:04,050
Remember, you caught us
wearing your bras
493
00:16:04,093 --> 00:16:05,529
so we could practice
unclasping them?
494
00:16:05,573 --> 00:16:06,791
Hello. Hello.
495
00:16:06,835 --> 00:16:09,011
Ugh.
What?
496
00:16:09,055 --> 00:16:10,795
You have no idea what it's like
taking bras off.
497
00:16:10,839 --> 00:16:12,623
You had it so easy
growing up gay.
498
00:16:12,667 --> 00:16:14,016
- The ceremony's
about to start
499
00:16:14,060 --> 00:16:15,844
and O'Sullivan's about
to come home and catch us.
500
00:16:15,887 --> 00:16:18,673
It seems the reform proposal
is as dead as my marriage.
501
00:16:18,716 --> 00:16:20,501
- I'm sorry. It's all my fault.
502
00:16:20,544 --> 00:16:21,545
I was so desperate for us
503
00:16:21,589 --> 00:16:22,851
to have one last cool case
together
504
00:16:22,894 --> 00:16:24,374
that I forced you into this.
505
00:16:24,418 --> 00:16:25,723
- [sighs] No, Jake.
506
00:16:25,767 --> 00:16:29,118
The truth is... I enjoyed it.
507
00:16:29,162 --> 00:16:31,903
I had fun being
Maxwell Maxwell.
508
00:16:31,947 --> 00:16:33,601
- Yes.
I knew it was a good idea.
509
00:16:33,644 --> 00:16:34,819
- And I hate myself for it.
510
00:16:34,863 --> 00:16:36,256
- Damn it.
I interjected too soon.
511
00:16:36,299 --> 00:16:39,302
- It makes me scared that...
I'm not ready to retire,
512
00:16:39,346 --> 00:16:42,392
no matter how much I want to
for Kevin's sake.
513
00:16:42,436 --> 00:16:43,872
I mean, clearly,
514
00:16:43,915 --> 00:16:46,440
there's a part of me
that still wants to work cases.
515
00:16:47,963 --> 00:16:49,225
What if I'm making
the wrong choice?
516
00:16:49,269 --> 00:16:50,661
- It's completely
understandable
517
00:16:50,705 --> 00:16:51,836
that you would feel that way.
518
00:16:51,880 --> 00:16:53,055
You've devoted
your whole life to this.
519
00:16:53,099 --> 00:16:54,230
It's who you are.
520
00:16:54,274 --> 00:16:56,232
But you're also
Kevin's husband.
521
00:16:56,276 --> 00:16:58,713
- What would you do?
- [sighs]
522
00:16:58,756 --> 00:17:00,889
I'm not sure.
523
00:17:00,932 --> 00:17:02,934
But I know
that when things are hard,
524
00:17:02,978 --> 00:17:05,198
I talk them through with Amy.
525
00:17:05,241 --> 00:17:07,330
And just being with her,
looking into her eyes,
526
00:17:07,374 --> 00:17:10,420
everything that seemed
so complicated
527
00:17:10,464 --> 00:17:12,118
becomes simple.
528
00:17:12,161 --> 00:17:16,122
And then... I just know.
529
00:17:16,165 --> 00:17:17,993
[door bangs shut, footsteps]
- What's that?
530
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:19,864
- That's O'Sullivan.
He's coming home.
531
00:17:19,908 --> 00:17:21,953
- NYPD.
Step away from the door.
532
00:17:21,997 --> 00:17:24,652
- Wait, that voice.
533
00:17:24,695 --> 00:17:27,089
- Neighbors reported
seeing two men enter
534
00:17:27,133 --> 00:17:31,050
from an unmarked van,
then heard yelling.
535
00:17:31,093 --> 00:17:32,964
- There's been
a misunderstanding, Officer.
536
00:17:33,008 --> 00:17:34,879
- You are under arrest, punk.
537
00:17:34,923 --> 00:17:37,099
- You jags are so screwed.
538
00:17:37,143 --> 00:17:39,101
- [whispering] I love your hat.
539
00:17:39,145 --> 00:17:40,668
- Kevin, I'm sorry.
540
00:17:40,711 --> 00:17:42,800
I will never forgive myself
for working today.
541
00:17:42,844 --> 00:17:45,890
I want you to know that this
will be my last assignment
542
00:17:45,934 --> 00:17:47,370
for the NYPD.
543
00:17:47,414 --> 00:17:48,676
I'm retiring.
544
00:17:48,719 --> 00:17:50,069
- Well, that seems like
an extreme reaction.
545
00:17:50,112 --> 00:17:52,071
- No, I want this--for us.
546
00:17:52,114 --> 00:17:53,637
- That's not for us.
547
00:17:53,681 --> 00:17:56,336
I never wanted you
to give up your career.
548
00:17:56,379 --> 00:17:57,902
Putting our relationship first
549
00:17:57,946 --> 00:17:59,426
doesn't mean you can't have
anything else in your life.
550
00:17:59,469 --> 00:18:02,255
It just means prioritizing me
over stupid little stuff.
551
00:18:02,298 --> 00:18:04,387
- Like returning lost mittens
to dumb kids.
552
00:18:04,431 --> 00:18:05,736
- No, that actually sounds
quite rewarding.
553
00:18:05,780 --> 00:18:07,086
- Really?
554
00:18:07,129 --> 00:18:09,088
- This reform program
is not a little thing.
555
00:18:09,131 --> 00:18:11,220
It could fundamentally
change the police.
556
00:18:11,264 --> 00:18:13,222
I just wish you had told me
557
00:18:13,266 --> 00:18:14,528
so I could've helped
from the start.
558
00:18:14,571 --> 00:18:15,920
- I'm so sorry.
559
00:18:15,964 --> 00:18:18,532
- Apology accepted.
560
00:18:18,575 --> 00:18:21,752
Now, let's get that laptop
to One Police Plaza.
561
00:18:21,796 --> 00:18:23,363
- No.
562
00:18:23,406 --> 00:18:25,104
There's something
I need to do first.
563
00:18:25,147 --> 00:18:27,018
- We are gathered here
to affirm the marriage
564
00:18:27,062 --> 00:18:29,195
of Raymond Holt
and Kevin Cozner.
565
00:18:29,238 --> 00:18:30,587
- We don't have to do this.
566
00:18:30,631 --> 00:18:32,546
Everyone who's not family
has already gone home,
567
00:18:32,589 --> 00:18:33,764
and we need to hurry.
568
00:18:33,808 --> 00:18:35,505
- No, this is important.
569
00:18:35,549 --> 00:18:37,812
Kevin Cozner...
570
00:18:37,855 --> 00:18:39,118
when we first got married,
571
00:18:39,161 --> 00:18:41,294
I thought of it primarily
as a legal contract,
572
00:18:41,337 --> 00:18:43,339
which is why I memorized
the entire federal tax code
573
00:18:43,383 --> 00:18:47,256
301.7701-18, definitions
pertaining to marriage.
574
00:18:47,300 --> 00:18:49,432
- And yet he can't remember
Mac's name.
575
00:18:49,476 --> 00:18:52,435
- But I finally learned
what marriage really is.
576
00:18:52,479 --> 00:18:55,090
It's not something
you can memorize
577
00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:57,179
or an equation
you can solve for.
578
00:18:57,223 --> 00:18:58,528
It's the feeling you get
579
00:18:58,572 --> 00:19:00,443
when you look
in your partner's eyes.
580
00:19:00,487 --> 00:19:03,577
And that feeling
is all that matters.
581
00:19:03,620 --> 00:19:05,013
[soft music]
582
00:19:05,056 --> 00:19:11,150
Which is why I will now
purge tax code 301.7701-18
583
00:19:11,193 --> 00:19:13,978
from my memory
so that I will have room
584
00:19:14,022 --> 00:19:16,546
to remember this moment
forever.
585
00:19:16,590 --> 00:19:22,944
♪
586
00:19:22,987 --> 00:19:25,338
It's done.
- Oh, Raymond.
587
00:19:25,381 --> 00:19:27,992
- Raymond Holt, do you promise
to continue to live
588
00:19:28,036 --> 00:19:30,169
in this marriage
for richer or poorer,
589
00:19:30,212 --> 00:19:31,692
through sickness
and in health
590
00:19:31,735 --> 00:19:33,781
as long as you two both
shall live?
591
00:19:33,824 --> 00:19:34,912
- I do.
- And, Kevin--
592
00:19:34,956 --> 00:19:36,175
- Yes, yes,
we're still married.
593
00:19:36,218 --> 00:19:37,480
We really have to go.
594
00:19:37,524 --> 00:19:41,876
♪
595
00:19:42,746 --> 00:19:44,922
- I've just come back
from One Police Plaza,
596
00:19:44,966 --> 00:19:46,228
and I have some good news.
597
00:19:46,272 --> 00:19:48,317
- The union voted
and O'Sullivan's out?
598
00:19:48,361 --> 00:19:49,623
- No, he was reelected
for life,
599
00:19:49,666 --> 00:19:51,233
which I didn't think
was technically possible.
600
00:19:51,277 --> 00:19:53,235
But the good news is,
the commissioner has approved
601
00:19:53,279 --> 00:19:54,454
our police reform program
602
00:19:54,497 --> 00:19:56,325
and will be
implementing it citywide.
603
00:19:56,369 --> 00:19:57,674
- Citywide?
- Wow!
604
00:19:57,718 --> 00:20:01,243
- That's amazing.
- Yes, I know. It is exciting.
605
00:20:01,287 --> 00:20:03,593
But there's no guarantee
that it'll work.
606
00:20:03,637 --> 00:20:05,682
There's a lot of resistance
to change.
607
00:20:05,726 --> 00:20:08,598
Nevertheless,
it's our duty to try
608
00:20:08,642 --> 00:20:10,339
because if we don't,
609
00:20:10,383 --> 00:20:13,168
then we are truly lost.
610
00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:14,865
Which is why
I will not be retiring.
611
00:20:14,909 --> 00:20:18,217
I have been appointed deputy
commissioner of police reform.
612
00:20:18,260 --> 00:20:20,436
- Wow!
Congratulations, sir.
613
00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:22,699
- Thank you, and since I don't
want work to consume my life
614
00:20:22,743 --> 00:20:25,006
and this is a big job,
so I will need some help,
615
00:20:25,049 --> 00:20:27,269
which is why I'd like
to bring you along, Santiago,
616
00:20:27,313 --> 00:20:31,360
with a well-deserved promotion
to chief.
617
00:20:31,404 --> 00:20:33,275
If you're interested.
- Wait, what?
618
00:20:33,319 --> 00:20:34,494
I'm gonna be a chief?
619
00:20:34,537 --> 00:20:35,625
- Terry, you might wanna
step aside,
620
00:20:35,669 --> 00:20:37,236
'cause there's
a dork dance a-coming.
621
00:20:37,279 --> 00:20:40,064
- Oh, damn.
- Whoo! Yes!
622
00:20:40,108 --> 00:20:41,327
Gonna be a chief.
623
00:20:41,370 --> 00:20:42,893
- We share a marital bed.
624
00:20:42,937 --> 00:20:45,156
♪
625
00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:46,897
[exhales heavily]
He's down.
626
00:20:46,941 --> 00:20:48,029
- Good.
627
00:20:48,072 --> 00:20:49,465
So...
628
00:20:49,509 --> 00:20:50,988
what do you think
about this new job?
629
00:20:51,032 --> 00:20:52,425
- I think you gotta take it.
630
00:20:52,468 --> 00:20:54,296
I mean, first of all,
it's a huge promotion,
631
00:20:54,340 --> 00:20:56,342
so cha-ching,
but more importantly,
632
00:20:56,385 --> 00:20:58,474
it's the culmination
of all your hard work
633
00:20:58,518 --> 00:21:01,869
and a chance
to make a real impact.
634
00:21:01,912 --> 00:21:03,305
And also, cha-ching.
635
00:21:03,349 --> 00:21:05,568
- What's with all
the cha-chings?
636
00:21:05,612 --> 00:21:07,048
Oh, no.
You bought something dumb.
637
00:21:07,091 --> 00:21:09,746
- No, I invested
in something dumb.
638
00:21:09,790 --> 00:21:11,922
It's an NFT of Michelangelo
from the Ninja Turtles
639
00:21:11,966 --> 00:21:13,315
eating pizza.
640
00:21:13,359 --> 00:21:14,838
But not to worry,
because it is currently worth--
641
00:21:14,882 --> 00:21:17,363
oh, no, what happened
to TurtleBucks?
642
00:21:17,406 --> 00:21:19,060
- Jake, I'm serious.
643
00:21:19,103 --> 00:21:20,322
I don't know
if I can do this job
644
00:21:20,366 --> 00:21:21,802
and still be an equal parent.
645
00:21:21,845 --> 00:21:24,718
I mean, who's gonna pick up Mac
on the odd days?
646
00:21:24,761 --> 00:21:26,459
And who's gonna bathe him
on the even days?
647
00:21:26,502 --> 00:21:28,809
And who's gonna do the cooking?
And who's gonna figure out--
648
00:21:28,852 --> 00:21:30,985
- Ames, we'll figure
all that stuff out.
649
00:21:31,028 --> 00:21:32,726
- How can you be so sure?
650
00:21:34,162 --> 00:21:35,206
- I just know.
651
00:21:35,250 --> 00:21:38,819
♪
652
00:21:40,908 --> 00:21:42,823
- Not a doctor. Shh.