1 00:00:01,176 --> 00:00:02,609 This installation is composed 2 00:00:02,644 --> 00:00:05,533 of Constantine's accounts of the first Punic War 3 00:00:05,568 --> 00:00:08,596 - in the year 264... - Ah, yes the first pubic war, 4 00:00:08,631 --> 00:00:10,432 the sexiest of all wars. 5 00:00:10,467 --> 00:00:12,334 Hi, Dr. Albrin Einstibe. 6 00:00:12,369 --> 00:00:15,048 I have an urgent question for you about Ancient Greece. 7 00:00:15,083 --> 00:00:17,238 - Shall we walk? - Of course, Doctor... 8 00:00:17,273 --> 00:00:18,573 I feel like you said Einstibe? 9 00:00:18,608 --> 00:00:20,008 Yes, that's correct, it's a family name. 10 00:00:20,043 --> 00:00:21,643 - What is going on? - Captain Holt sent me. 11 00:00:21,678 --> 00:00:23,378 Just follow my lead. Your theory is wrong. 12 00:00:23,413 --> 00:00:25,880 The Greeks did not climb out of the Trojan Horse's butt. 13 00:00:25,915 --> 00:00:27,816 - Put this on. - A rose shearing hat, at work? 14 00:00:27,851 --> 00:00:29,784 - People will think I'm demented. - Just put it on. 15 00:00:29,819 --> 00:00:32,253 - Kevin, Dr. Einstibe. - Ah, professor McGonagall. 16 00:00:32,288 --> 00:00:34,436 - Why is Boyle dressed as me? - Shh! 17 00:00:34,471 --> 00:00:35,672 - Get in. - But this cart is... 18 00:00:35,707 --> 00:00:36,926 Get in! 19 00:00:41,655 --> 00:00:43,554 - Professor. - Student. 20 00:00:58,996 --> 00:01:00,963 Hello, Kevin. It's me, Raymond Holt. 21 00:01:00,998 --> 00:01:03,108 We need to get you to safety. Your life is in danger. 22 00:01:17,885 --> 00:01:21,885 Sync & corrections by emeline-whovian www.addic7ed.com 00:01:25,353 Okay, so we've secured Captain Holt's husband. 24 00:01:25,388 --> 00:01:26,875 Let's discuss how to proceed. 25 00:01:26,910 --> 00:01:29,511 So what you're saying is, we need to talk about Kevin. 26 00:01:29,546 --> 00:01:31,814 I have no regrets! 27 00:01:31,849 --> 00:01:33,917 Kevin is currently at the safe house with Captain Holt. 28 00:01:33,952 --> 00:01:35,102 How long will he have to stay there? 29 00:01:35,137 --> 00:01:36,878 My friend in the Organized Crime division 30 00:01:36,913 --> 00:01:38,286 says they've been building a case 31 00:01:38,321 --> 00:01:40,488 against Seamus Murphy for years, and they're close. 32 00:01:40,523 --> 00:01:42,457 They think they'll move on him in the next month or two. 33 00:01:42,492 --> 00:01:44,459 So you're saying, Kevin can wait? 34 00:01:45,530 --> 00:01:47,896 You know what, you people are insane. That was gold. 35 00:01:47,931 --> 00:01:50,665 Okay, two months in a safe house... that's not impossible. 36 00:01:50,700 --> 00:01:53,374 It's nothing. I once stayed in my apartment for 3 1/2 months straight. 37 00:01:53,409 --> 00:01:55,999 - Was that after they cancelled "Bunheads"? - Why would you bring that up? 38 00:01:56,034 --> 00:01:58,306 I don't understand. Why can't we just put Kevin into WITSEC? 39 00:01:58,341 --> 00:01:59,908 The Murphys have killed three witnesses 40 00:01:59,943 --> 00:02:01,943 in federal protection. Captain doesn't wanna risk it. 41 00:02:01,978 --> 00:02:03,611 We'll take shifts staying with Kevin. 42 00:02:03,646 --> 00:02:05,613 No, it should just be me. 43 00:02:05,648 --> 00:02:07,381 Look, it's my fault that Murphy's after Kevin. 44 00:02:07,416 --> 00:02:09,918 Captain Holt bailed me out, and now it's my turn to bail him out. 45 00:02:09,953 --> 00:02:11,719 Plus we've got this whole tit for tat thing going, 46 00:02:11,754 --> 00:02:13,488 and it's my time to tit. It's my tit turn. 47 00:02:13,523 --> 00:02:15,290 My time to tit is today, Terry. 48 00:02:15,325 --> 00:02:16,858 You're gonna stay locked up in a safe house, 49 00:02:16,893 --> 00:02:18,693 away from us for two months? That's going to be brutal. 50 00:02:18,728 --> 00:02:20,962 - You just said it was nothing. - Brutal for me, Gina. 51 00:02:20,997 --> 00:02:22,831 Relax, I'm still going to be able 52 00:02:22,866 --> 00:02:24,365 to text and chat with everyone. It's not like I'm being 53 00:02:24,400 --> 00:02:26,835 totally shut off from the outside world. 54 00:02:26,870 --> 00:02:28,603 Say good-bye to the outside world. 55 00:02:28,638 --> 00:02:30,271 You're in the safe house now, so I'll need your phone. 56 00:02:30,306 --> 00:02:32,407 - Why? - Internet, cellular signals. 57 00:02:32,442 --> 00:02:34,409 - They're too easy to trace. - Seriously, no phone? 58 00:02:34,444 --> 00:02:35,877 What am I supposed to do to pass the time? 59 00:02:35,912 --> 00:02:37,678 You could learn a foreign language. 60 00:02:38,223 --> 00:02:39,514 Go to hell. 61 00:02:39,549 --> 00:02:41,249 The "no internet rule" was a shock to me as well. 62 00:02:41,284 --> 00:02:42,617 I was hoping to salvage this time 63 00:02:42,652 --> 00:02:43,899 to do research on my new book. 64 00:02:43,934 --> 00:02:46,050 But apparently that will not be possible. 65 00:02:46,085 --> 00:02:47,454 I'm sorry, it's for your own safety. 66 00:02:47,489 --> 00:02:49,691 Here, Peralta, let me give you a tour of the safe house. 67 00:02:49,726 --> 00:02:51,526 This is the living room. 68 00:02:51,561 --> 00:02:52,961 - Oh. - Stop! 69 00:02:52,996 --> 00:02:54,762 You're entering the zone of visibility. 70 00:02:54,797 --> 00:02:56,464 Someone could see you through the windows. 71 00:02:56,499 --> 00:02:57,899 Why don't we just close the blinds? 72 00:02:57,934 --> 00:02:59,801 At mid-day? That's far too suspicious. 73 00:02:59,836 --> 00:03:01,736 Blinds will only be closed at night. 74 00:03:01,771 --> 00:03:04,572 If you must go into the living room, crawl on your belly. 75 00:03:04,607 --> 00:03:05,623 Observe. 76 00:03:07,777 --> 00:03:09,711 Seems a little extreme. 77 00:03:09,946 --> 00:03:11,780 You're right, it's extreme of me to try 78 00:03:11,815 --> 00:03:14,124 to prevent my husband from being shot in the face. 79 00:03:14,159 --> 00:03:15,850 I'm over-doing it. Kevin, come in here. 80 00:03:15,885 --> 00:03:17,552 - Take your bullet. - No, fine. 81 00:03:17,587 --> 00:03:19,521 - We'll stay on our bellies. - Thank you. 82 00:03:19,556 --> 00:03:21,689 This is one of several designated areas 83 00:03:21,724 --> 00:03:23,358 where you can stand upright during the day. 84 00:03:23,393 --> 00:03:25,660 You can move about freely in this square. 85 00:03:25,695 --> 00:03:28,563 Wow, so we have all this room to work in? 86 00:03:28,598 --> 00:03:30,732 Your hand can be seen from the living room window. 87 00:03:30,767 --> 00:03:32,433 - You just killed Kevin. - Raymond... 88 00:03:32,468 --> 00:03:33,835 I can't hear you, Kevin. You're dead. 89 00:03:33,870 --> 00:03:35,436 He bled out in your lap. 90 00:03:35,471 --> 00:03:37,005 How will you break the news to me? Let's see. 91 00:03:37,040 --> 00:03:38,806 - We don't have to do this. - Ah, Detective Peralta, 92 00:03:38,841 --> 00:03:40,341 how are things going with Kevin, 93 00:03:40,376 --> 00:03:41,271 the love of my life? 94 00:03:41,306 --> 00:03:43,259 Wait, why are you here at this late hour? 95 00:03:43,294 --> 00:03:44,345 And whose blood is that? 96 00:03:44,380 --> 00:03:45,747 - Okay, I get it. - It's Kevin's? 97 00:03:45,782 --> 00:03:47,715 This is devastating. I'm inconsolable. 98 00:03:47,750 --> 00:03:49,761 And I've killed myself. 99 00:03:50,019 --> 00:03:51,553 Cool, well, I can see this is 100 00:03:51,588 --> 00:03:52,954 gonna be a fun couple of months. 101 00:03:52,989 --> 00:03:54,790 - _ - Okay, we can't stream anything, 102 00:03:54,825 --> 00:03:56,726 but I brought my DVD collection. 103 00:03:56,761 --> 00:03:59,396 - Do you like Nic Cage movies? - I don't know who that is. 104 00:03:59,431 --> 00:04:01,499 Only the greatest and most compelling actor of all time. 105 00:04:01,534 --> 00:04:03,134 What are his movies like? Describe them. 106 00:04:03,169 --> 00:04:04,904 Okay, well, one of them is 107 00:04:04,939 --> 00:04:07,741 the FBI has developed face-swapping technology. 108 00:04:07,776 --> 00:04:09,039 Not interested. 109 00:04:09,074 --> 00:04:11,616 - There's a whole plane full of convicts. - Nope. 110 00:04:11,651 --> 00:04:12,941 On the back of the original 111 00:04:12,976 --> 00:04:15,209 Declaration of Independence, there's a hidden treasure map! 112 00:04:15,244 --> 00:04:16,778 - Stop. - But that's the smartest one! 113 00:04:16,813 --> 00:04:17,749 _ 114 00:04:17,784 --> 00:04:19,547 Oh my God, I'm so glad Captain Holt finally agreed 115 00:04:19,582 --> 00:04:21,416 to let you come visit. I missed you so much. 116 00:04:21,451 --> 00:04:22,671 Me too. 117 00:04:23,653 --> 00:04:27,088 Um... is there a way we could get a bit more privacy? 118 00:04:28,200 --> 00:04:30,892 Just pretend I'm not here. God knows I am. 119 00:04:30,927 --> 00:04:31,803 _ 120 00:04:31,838 --> 00:04:33,877 Okay, I think you're actually going to like this one. 121 00:04:33,912 --> 00:04:35,113 Nic Cage is a chemist... 122 00:04:35,148 --> 00:04:36,464 Interesting, keep going. 123 00:04:36,499 --> 00:04:37,832 Who has to break into Alcatraz... 124 00:04:37,867 --> 00:04:39,188 Absolutely not! 125 00:04:42,605 --> 00:04:44,138 Are there no other actors? 126 00:04:45,708 --> 00:04:47,290 It's Captain Holt. 127 00:04:48,011 --> 00:04:51,122 - Hello, Captain. - And... you're both dead. 128 00:04:51,481 --> 00:04:53,281 You didn't ask for the password. 129 00:04:53,316 --> 00:04:55,283 What if I were an assassin 130 00:04:55,318 --> 00:04:57,852 wearing a hyper-realistic latex mask? 131 00:04:57,887 --> 00:05:00,321 Or perhaps you employed "Face/Off" technology. 132 00:05:00,356 --> 00:05:01,456 - What? - I broke down 133 00:05:01,491 --> 00:05:03,491 and watched one of Peralta's action films. 134 00:05:03,526 --> 00:05:05,073 I'm lying, I watched them all, 135 00:05:05,108 --> 00:05:06,361 including one wherein a man's head 136 00:05:06,396 --> 00:05:07,662 turns into a flaming skull. 137 00:05:07,697 --> 00:05:09,511 "Ghost Rider", and "Ghost Rider 2." 138 00:05:09,546 --> 00:05:10,531 Both master-pie. 139 00:05:10,566 --> 00:05:11,899 Yes, I need your help, Raymond. 140 00:05:11,934 --> 00:05:13,735 Luckily, I come bearing good news. 141 00:05:13,770 --> 00:05:15,770 My friend in the Organized Crime unit 142 00:05:15,805 --> 00:05:17,772 tells me that they're moving against Murphy tonight. 143 00:05:17,807 --> 00:05:19,440 - Oh, my God, really? - You're serious? 144 00:05:19,475 --> 00:05:21,209 You mean to say this could be ending? 145 00:05:21,244 --> 00:05:22,777 Peralta, it's happening. It's finally happening. 146 00:05:22,812 --> 00:05:24,812 Call everyone, we'll get a live feed of the raid 147 00:05:24,847 --> 00:05:26,547 and have a viewing party. 148 00:05:26,582 --> 00:05:28,916 "Tie a yellow ribbon round the old oak tree, 149 00:05:28,951 --> 00:05:30,618 'cause this boy's comin' home." 150 00:05:30,653 --> 00:05:31,703 "Con Air". 151 00:05:32,275 --> 00:05:33,454 What have I become? 152 00:05:33,489 --> 00:05:35,223 Oh, yes, people. 153 00:05:35,258 --> 00:05:36,858 Actual real people that aren't Kevin. 154 00:05:36,893 --> 00:05:38,893 - Hi, I want to touch you. - Babe, you're being weird. 155 00:05:38,928 --> 00:05:40,695 Right, sorry. I forgot how to be human. 156 00:05:40,730 --> 00:05:42,230 - Yeah. - Oh, Charles! 157 00:05:42,265 --> 00:05:43,765 - Ah. - I need to hear your voice, 158 00:05:43,800 --> 00:05:44,999 Tell me what I've been missing at the nine-nine. 159 00:05:45,034 --> 00:05:46,467 Ooh, Terry's grandma got really sick 160 00:05:46,502 --> 00:05:48,236 and had to spend a month in the hospital. 161 00:05:48,271 --> 00:05:50,004 Oh... that's sad. 162 00:05:50,039 --> 00:05:52,473 I more meant like funny work anecdotes. 163 00:05:52,508 --> 00:05:53,808 Ah, Scully sat on a cherry pie 164 00:05:53,843 --> 00:05:55,309 and he didn't notice for six hours. 165 00:05:55,344 --> 00:05:57,011 The tin stayed on the whole time. 166 00:05:57,046 --> 00:05:58,813 Now we're talking. Did you take a picture? 167 00:05:58,848 --> 00:05:59,981 Honestly, I didn't see it. 168 00:06:00,016 --> 00:06:01,416 I was at Terry's grandma's funeral. 169 00:06:01,451 --> 00:06:02,980 - Come on. - Everyone, quiet down. 170 00:06:03,015 --> 00:06:05,720 The feed is live and the raid begins in T-minus 60 seconds. 171 00:06:05,755 --> 00:06:07,355 In one minute, Kevin and I will finally be able 172 00:06:07,390 --> 00:06:09,190 to leave this awful place. 173 00:06:09,225 --> 00:06:10,858 And yet we'll never be free of the nightmares. 174 00:06:10,893 --> 00:06:12,660 No, those shall haunt us for always. 175 00:06:12,695 --> 00:06:14,529 Whoa, things got really intense in here, huh? 176 00:06:14,564 --> 00:06:16,297 Oh, yeah, it got dark. This place is a hell-mouth. 177 00:06:16,332 --> 00:06:17,799 - Cool. - Shh! They're about to move. 178 00:06:17,834 --> 00:06:19,500 - Bravo team, stand by. - I love this. 179 00:06:19,535 --> 00:06:20,902 I feel like Ellen watching her producers 180 00:06:20,937 --> 00:06:22,437 go through a haunted house. 181 00:06:22,472 --> 00:06:24,059 - Breach, breach! - They're in. 182 00:06:24,094 --> 00:06:26,274 - There's nobody here. - Uh-oh, the house is empty! 183 00:06:26,309 --> 00:06:28,209 No, no, no, no, no, no. Where's Seamus? 184 00:06:28,244 --> 00:06:29,477 I don't understand, what's happening? 185 00:06:29,512 --> 00:06:31,048 Someone must have tipped them off. 186 00:06:31,083 --> 00:06:33,152 The raid is a bust, and Murphy's still at large. 187 00:06:33,187 --> 00:06:34,270 So what you're saying is... 188 00:06:34,305 --> 00:06:36,400 Everyone on the ground, immediately! 189 00:06:36,586 --> 00:06:38,786 Oh no, I sat in another pie. 190 00:06:38,821 --> 00:06:40,221 Damn it! Next time, sit on a pie 191 00:06:40,256 --> 00:06:42,319 when we can enjoy it, Scully. 192 00:06:45,091 --> 00:06:46,659 Organized Crime is hunting for Murphy, 193 00:06:46,694 --> 00:06:48,682 but we can't just sit back and hope they find him. 194 00:06:48,717 --> 00:06:50,202 Diaz, where are you with your CI? 195 00:06:50,237 --> 00:06:52,104 They said Seamus' girlfriend Nikki works 196 00:06:52,139 --> 00:06:54,830 - in a hair salon in Bay Ridge. - Nice, classic mistress job. 197 00:06:54,865 --> 00:06:56,511 Hey, my girlfriend's a hairdresser! 198 00:06:56,546 --> 00:06:58,127 And you cheated on your ex-wife with her. 199 00:06:58,162 --> 00:06:59,568 Checkmate. Well played. 200 00:06:59,603 --> 00:07:01,149 Okay, Nikki won't talk to cops. 201 00:07:01,184 --> 00:07:02,643 So we've got to send someone in as a customer. 202 00:07:02,678 --> 00:07:04,127 Get her to open up, start gossiping. 203 00:07:04,162 --> 00:07:06,251 Send me. I'm a gossip surgeon. 204 00:07:06,286 --> 00:07:07,617 I can get anything out of anyone. 205 00:07:07,652 --> 00:07:09,520 You can't go undercover, you're not a cop. 206 00:07:09,555 --> 00:07:12,567 How am I not a cop, Terry? 'Cause I don't have a badge? 207 00:07:12,602 --> 00:07:15,326 - Being a cop is a state of mind. - It's definitely not. 208 00:07:15,361 --> 00:07:16,566 Diaz, the mission is yours. 209 00:07:16,601 --> 00:07:18,935 Great. I love strangers touching my head. 210 00:07:18,970 --> 00:07:20,914 Sorry, you don't have a choice. Dismissed! 211 00:07:20,949 --> 00:07:22,950 Actually, Sarge, I have a lead too. 212 00:07:22,985 --> 00:07:24,919 I found the place that provides shredding services 213 00:07:24,954 --> 00:07:27,255 for Murphy's companies. I subpoenaed those shreds. 214 00:07:27,290 --> 00:07:28,591 We can piece them together. 215 00:07:28,626 --> 00:07:30,560 Smart. How many shreds are we talking? 216 00:07:30,595 --> 00:07:31,628 A few. 217 00:07:31,749 --> 00:07:32,933 Oh, crap. 218 00:07:33,482 --> 00:07:35,364 According to Organized Crime, 219 00:07:35,399 --> 00:07:37,367 Murphy has gone to ground, and there are no leads. 220 00:07:37,402 --> 00:07:38,870 Oh, that's great. If he's on the run, 221 00:07:38,905 --> 00:07:40,107 he probably won't be worrying about Kevin. 222 00:07:40,142 --> 00:07:42,368 And if you coat yourself in chum and swim with sharks, 223 00:07:42,403 --> 00:07:44,237 you probably won't be eaten. 224 00:07:44,272 --> 00:07:46,566 Said the half-eaten chum-covered swimmer. 225 00:07:46,601 --> 00:07:48,693 While Murphy is at large, he's still a threat. 226 00:07:48,728 --> 00:07:50,661 So I'm going to be stuck here forever, 227 00:07:50,696 --> 00:07:51,909 following these over-the-top security precautions? 228 00:07:51,944 --> 00:07:52,922 - No. - Thank God. 229 00:07:52,957 --> 00:07:54,545 The security procedures are about to become 230 00:07:54,580 --> 00:07:55,716 much more over-the-top. 231 00:07:55,751 --> 00:07:58,279 Say good-bye to your one hour of open window time. 232 00:07:58,314 --> 00:08:01,249 But sir, the stench. It needs some way to escape. 233 00:08:01,284 --> 00:08:03,007 I already feel as though I'm trapped inside of... 234 00:08:03,042 --> 00:08:04,342 What are those things you're always eating? 235 00:08:04,377 --> 00:08:05,844 - Pizza bagels? Pizza rolls? - No. No. 236 00:08:05,879 --> 00:08:07,211 - Pizza poppers? Pizzaritos? - No. No. 237 00:08:07,246 --> 00:08:08,579 - Pizza pockets? - That's it. 238 00:08:08,614 --> 00:08:10,247 How much longer will I be forced to live 239 00:08:10,282 --> 00:08:12,149 - inside this pizza pocket? - Look, I could tell you 240 00:08:12,184 --> 00:08:13,350 that it'll just be a few more weeks, 241 00:08:13,385 --> 00:08:14,785 but you don't want me to lie to you. 242 00:08:14,820 --> 00:08:16,721 Raymond, I beg of you. Give me two hours 243 00:08:16,756 --> 00:08:18,522 at the library to work on my book... just two hours. 244 00:08:18,557 --> 00:08:19,929 It will make all the difference. 245 00:08:19,964 --> 00:08:21,329 Yeah, I could go with him, keep him safe. 246 00:08:21,364 --> 00:08:23,832 No library. Seamus' men could be lurking in the stacks. 247 00:08:23,867 --> 00:08:26,035 - I find that unlikely. - I understand, but I disagree. 248 00:08:26,070 --> 00:08:28,205 Well then, we are in disagreement. 249 00:08:28,240 --> 00:08:29,968 You'll have to excuse me. 250 00:08:34,317 --> 00:08:36,485 I'm sorry you had to witness such a vicious fight. 251 00:08:36,520 --> 00:08:38,421 - Oh, was that a fight? - Are you kidding? 252 00:08:38,456 --> 00:08:41,470 He said "you'll have to excuse me" instead of "please excuse me." 253 00:08:42,255 --> 00:08:44,573 Might as well have spit in my face. 254 00:08:44,849 --> 00:08:46,542 _ 255 00:08:46,577 --> 00:08:48,753 Okay, first of all, Rosa, you look amazing. 256 00:08:48,788 --> 00:08:51,122 Secondly, I made an appointment at the salon 257 00:08:51,157 --> 00:08:52,556 with Nikki, for you, under the name 258 00:08:52,591 --> 00:08:54,692 Gabriella Fuentes de San Miguel Estrada. 259 00:08:54,727 --> 00:08:56,204 - I had fun with the name. - Clearly. 260 00:08:56,239 --> 00:08:57,062 Here's the plan. 261 00:08:57,097 --> 00:09:00,080 Gabriella Fuentes de San Miguel Estrada gossips about her love life. 262 00:09:00,115 --> 00:09:02,067 Then, Nikki opens up about hers. 263 00:09:02,102 --> 00:09:03,828 Yeah, this is the problem. I suck at gossiping. 264 00:09:03,863 --> 00:09:05,863 Which is why I brought along a specialist. 265 00:09:06,338 --> 00:09:09,173 Gina will be in your ear feeding you stories. 266 00:09:09,208 --> 00:09:12,156 I will be basing Gabriella on my sister's friend, Dana. 267 00:09:12,191 --> 00:09:14,959 Just be warned... Dana real sloppy. 268 00:09:14,994 --> 00:09:18,149 So, Nikki, I always wanted to get my hair cut here. 269 00:09:18,184 --> 00:09:19,617 Everyone says you're the best. 270 00:09:19,652 --> 00:09:23,322 Oh, my God, I love your earrings. 271 00:09:23,357 --> 00:09:26,158 Where did you get those hoops? 272 00:09:26,193 --> 00:09:27,873 Mmm, I don't know. 273 00:09:27,908 --> 00:09:30,142 Oh no, Nikki's not a talker. We're screwed. 274 00:09:30,177 --> 00:09:34,037 Don't worry angel, Gina's got this, crackety-crack. 275 00:09:34,800 --> 00:09:37,802 Rosa, repeat after me and don't change a thing. 276 00:09:37,837 --> 00:09:40,595 Can I tell you the craziest story? 277 00:09:40,630 --> 00:09:42,740 One time I was like so drunk... 278 00:09:42,775 --> 00:09:44,608 And this meathead comes up to me. 279 00:09:44,643 --> 00:09:46,510 And his body is hot, but his face is like okay. 280 00:09:46,545 --> 00:09:48,412 So I'm like, what? 281 00:09:48,447 --> 00:09:51,182 And I was like, bitch, I'm not gonna sleep with you 282 00:09:51,217 --> 00:09:53,584 just because you promised to take me to the Bahamas. 283 00:09:53,619 --> 00:09:55,252 Take me to the Bahamas first 284 00:09:55,287 --> 00:09:57,017 and then we'll see what happens, okay? 285 00:09:57,052 --> 00:10:00,424 I was only with him because he drove a Jaguar. 286 00:10:00,459 --> 00:10:01,826 Turns out it was a Mercury 287 00:10:01,861 --> 00:10:03,727 with a Thundercat taped to the hood. 288 00:10:03,762 --> 00:10:06,101 And that relationship lasted for three months. 289 00:10:06,136 --> 00:10:08,749 I don't know why we broke up. I guess we just grew apart 290 00:10:08,784 --> 00:10:10,320 when he went to prison for life. 291 00:10:10,634 --> 00:10:11,817 I hear that. 292 00:10:13,081 --> 00:10:15,983 The guy I'm seeing is into some shady stuff. 293 00:10:16,018 --> 00:10:17,176 Right? 294 00:10:17,211 --> 00:10:19,779 There it is, the breakthrough. Follow up, follow up! 295 00:10:20,145 --> 00:10:21,335 So, how'd you guys meet? 296 00:10:21,370 --> 00:10:24,390 That's a funny story, for next time. 297 00:10:25,093 --> 00:10:26,684 You're all done, and you look hot, girl. 298 00:10:26,719 --> 00:10:27,907 No, no, she was opening up. 299 00:10:27,942 --> 00:10:29,909 Rosa, figure out a way to stay in that chair. 300 00:10:30,354 --> 00:10:33,306 Hey, Nikki, I was just wondering. 301 00:10:33,341 --> 00:10:35,027 How do you think I would look... 302 00:10:36,087 --> 00:10:37,453 as a blonde? 303 00:10:37,630 --> 00:10:39,763 Like a Danielle Steele novel. 304 00:10:40,300 --> 00:10:43,802 Good oranges, nice and dry. Not at all ripe. 305 00:10:43,922 --> 00:10:46,456 Fascinating. My orange is beginning to rot. 306 00:10:46,805 --> 00:10:48,239 That happens when you leave an orange 307 00:10:48,274 --> 00:10:49,707 sitting around for too long 308 00:10:49,742 --> 00:10:51,775 and refuse to even let that orange go to a library 309 00:10:51,810 --> 00:10:53,777 for two hours so it can feel like a real orange again. 310 00:10:53,812 --> 00:10:55,741 You know what really causes an orange to go bad? 311 00:10:55,776 --> 00:10:57,458 Getting shot. Have you seen what a bullet 312 00:10:57,493 --> 00:10:58,827 does to an orange? 313 00:10:58,862 --> 00:11:00,668 I shot a watermelon once. 314 00:11:01,587 --> 00:11:03,587 It's exactly what you want it to be. 315 00:11:03,622 --> 00:11:05,623 - I miss Amy. - You think I enjoy doing this? 316 00:11:05,658 --> 00:11:07,391 I assure you, I do not. 317 00:11:07,426 --> 00:11:09,013 I'm simply trying to keep my husband alive. 318 00:11:09,048 --> 00:11:11,450 Well, you may not have a husband when all of this is over. 319 00:11:11,485 --> 00:11:13,085 You're not going to die, Kevin. 320 00:11:13,332 --> 00:11:14,768 That's not what I meant. 321 00:11:17,270 --> 00:11:20,039 I'm leaving. This is an absurd conversation, 322 00:11:20,074 --> 00:11:21,582 and you're being ridiculous. 323 00:11:27,513 --> 00:11:30,648 You know what, screw this. We need a break. 324 00:11:30,683 --> 00:11:32,816 I'm a cop, I can protect us. We're going to the library. 325 00:11:32,851 --> 00:11:34,967 These two oranges are stepping out. 326 00:11:35,287 --> 00:11:37,854 Oh, damn it, peeling out. It was right there! 327 00:11:41,087 --> 00:11:43,087 Okay, Captain Holt has back-to-back meetings 328 00:11:43,122 --> 00:11:44,523 at One Police Plaza today, 329 00:11:44,558 --> 00:11:45,857 which means we have a four-hour window 330 00:11:45,892 --> 00:11:47,681 before he checks on any of the security feeds. 331 00:11:47,716 --> 00:11:49,692 But going out into public is a huge risk, 332 00:11:49,727 --> 00:11:52,162 so maybe let's go over some self-defense techniques. 333 00:11:54,315 --> 00:11:56,725 Usually, you warn somebody before you do that. 334 00:11:56,760 --> 00:11:58,795 Raymond told me that the element of surprise was crucial. 335 00:11:58,830 --> 00:12:00,099 Cool. 336 00:12:00,134 --> 00:12:02,536 So he's a great teacher. But I will say this. 337 00:12:02,571 --> 00:12:03,829 If you're going to do a throat punch, 338 00:12:03,864 --> 00:12:07,269 it is key that you say something cool afterwards like, "choke on that." 339 00:12:07,304 --> 00:12:09,819 But they're not choking. They're experiencing airway trauma. 340 00:12:09,854 --> 00:12:11,045 Ooh, how about, 341 00:12:11,080 --> 00:12:13,930 "Better get some corticosteroids to treat that laryngeal fracture." 342 00:12:13,965 --> 00:12:15,500 Okay, yeah, that's very informative 343 00:12:15,535 --> 00:12:16,900 and quite polite. 344 00:12:16,935 --> 00:12:19,116 But maybe add a "dirtbag" on the end? 345 00:12:19,151 --> 00:12:20,733 But a dirtbag is a useful part of a vacuum. 346 00:12:20,768 --> 00:12:22,392 I don't see how it's an insult. 347 00:12:22,427 --> 00:12:23,710 All right, you know, puncher's choice. 348 00:12:23,745 --> 00:12:25,693 Moving on, we're going to need disguises. 349 00:12:25,728 --> 00:12:27,677 And since we're going to a public library, 350 00:12:27,712 --> 00:12:28,915 the best way to fit in is as... 351 00:12:28,950 --> 00:12:30,584 - Scholars. - Weird perverts. 352 00:12:30,619 --> 00:12:32,540 Yes, weird perverts is far better. 353 00:12:32,575 --> 00:12:33,586 Far better. 354 00:12:46,462 --> 00:12:49,350 What is the bandwidth on the wifi here? 355 00:12:49,385 --> 00:12:52,253 We have much content to stream. 356 00:12:54,075 --> 00:12:57,243 Bam! Solid match. Okay, I've got three words. 357 00:12:57,278 --> 00:13:00,309 I've got an "and", I've got an "an" and a "he". 358 00:13:00,345 --> 00:13:02,409 Now, the "he" could be a part of a "the" 359 00:13:02,445 --> 00:13:04,407 or the end of "Apache." 360 00:13:04,493 --> 00:13:07,385 I don't know why, but I'm getting a strong "Apache" vibe. 361 00:13:07,534 --> 00:13:09,689 Amy? Amy? 362 00:13:09,989 --> 00:13:12,423 - Amy, where'd you go? - Down here. 363 00:13:13,439 --> 00:13:15,170 I let the pile take me. 364 00:13:15,288 --> 00:13:16,695 I don't know what I was thinking. 365 00:13:16,861 --> 00:13:18,160 We've been at it for two hours 366 00:13:18,196 --> 00:13:20,096 and all we've got is three words. 367 00:13:20,132 --> 00:13:22,633 Really two. Terry's just fooling himself. 368 00:13:22,809 --> 00:13:24,546 "Apache's" a long shot at best. 369 00:13:24,582 --> 00:13:26,439 Ooh, are you guys building a nap nest? 370 00:13:26,475 --> 00:13:27,908 - Mind if we burrow? - No! 371 00:13:27,944 --> 00:13:29,209 We're piecing together shredded documents 372 00:13:29,244 --> 00:13:31,445 - to find Seamus Murphy. - Can I help? 373 00:13:31,481 --> 00:13:33,980 I'm really good at jigsaw puzzles. I do them all the time. 374 00:13:34,015 --> 00:13:36,378 It's why my wrist muscles are so defined. 375 00:13:36,414 --> 00:13:38,531 No offense, Scully, but you can't be good or bad 376 00:13:38,567 --> 00:13:39,833 at jigsaw puzzles. 377 00:13:39,869 --> 00:13:41,921 It's just putting shapes together. 378 00:13:41,956 --> 00:13:45,154 There's no strategy or reasoning, or logic... 379 00:13:45,190 --> 00:13:48,060 Look, I got half a page! 380 00:13:48,757 --> 00:13:50,213 He is the one. 381 00:13:50,249 --> 00:13:52,467 This is great. There's nobody here. 382 00:13:52,503 --> 00:13:54,294 Everyone cleared out as soon as we got here. 383 00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:56,734 Even that actual pervert was creeped out by us. 384 00:13:57,772 --> 00:14:00,272 I can feel your heat. 385 00:14:01,943 --> 00:14:04,277 Ooh! No offense, but it feels so good to breathe air 386 00:14:04,312 --> 00:14:05,945 that didn't come out of your mouth. 387 00:14:05,980 --> 00:14:08,133 - None taken. - Ooh, I know you're working, 388 00:14:08,169 --> 00:14:10,049 but you should probably put something on your screen perverted 389 00:14:10,085 --> 00:14:11,785 in case someone comes in 390 00:14:11,821 --> 00:14:13,686 like a lady in high heels stepping on a businessman. 391 00:14:13,788 --> 00:14:15,088 Sorry, yes, I meant to do that. 392 00:14:15,123 --> 00:14:16,789 I've just gotten so wrapped up in my research. 393 00:14:16,825 --> 00:14:18,425 I've been reading the most thrilling footnote. 394 00:14:21,537 --> 00:14:23,043 - What was that? - I don't know. 395 00:14:23,079 --> 00:14:24,631 But don't worry... 396 00:14:25,072 --> 00:14:27,572 I'll creep them right the hell out of here. 397 00:14:28,294 --> 00:14:32,258 Hello... who's sneaking around back here? 398 00:14:32,325 --> 00:14:33,789 Bang, you're dead. And so is Kevin. 399 00:14:33,847 --> 00:14:34,955 Oh, thank God, it's just you. 400 00:14:34,991 --> 00:14:36,582 Wait, no, this is bad in a different way. 401 00:14:36,618 --> 00:14:37,744 What are you doing? 402 00:14:37,779 --> 00:14:39,212 You brought my husband to a public place? 403 00:14:39,248 --> 00:14:41,631 He's undercover. We're perverts, see? 404 00:14:41,667 --> 00:14:43,100 You're not fooling anyone. 405 00:14:43,136 --> 00:14:44,450 Kevin's zipper is up, for God's sake. 406 00:14:44,485 --> 00:14:47,220 Wait, I'm confused... how did you even know we were here? 407 00:14:47,898 --> 00:14:50,432 Oh, my God, you sewed a tracker into my neck, didn't you? 408 00:14:50,468 --> 00:14:51,861 Don't be stupid. 409 00:14:51,897 --> 00:14:53,934 The trackers are in your shoes, underwear, and wallet. 410 00:14:53,970 --> 00:14:55,334 I also braided one into your hair. 411 00:14:55,370 --> 00:14:56,452 In my tangle? 412 00:14:56,488 --> 00:14:58,677 You put my husband at risk, and for what? 413 00:14:58,713 --> 00:15:00,291 Because you felt a little cooped up? 414 00:15:00,327 --> 00:15:01,276 That's not it. 415 00:15:01,312 --> 00:15:03,903 - You could have cost him his life. - What life, Raymond? 416 00:15:03,939 --> 00:15:06,468 I spend every day lying on the floor of that house 417 00:15:06,504 --> 00:15:09,092 talking with Jake about popular culture. 418 00:15:09,128 --> 00:15:11,438 Do you know what it means to "clap back", Raymond? 419 00:15:11,474 --> 00:15:12,946 Be-cause-I-do. 420 00:15:12,981 --> 00:15:14,781 Enough. We have to get back to the safe house immediately. 421 00:15:14,816 --> 00:15:17,886 Let's go. And if you're gonna be a pervert, Kevin, 422 00:15:17,922 --> 00:15:19,355 adjust yourself as you walk. 423 00:15:19,391 --> 00:15:21,354 Move some quarters around in your pocket. 424 00:15:21,389 --> 00:15:23,926 So I used to see my boyfriend on Friday nights 425 00:15:23,962 --> 00:15:25,437 after his wife went to bed, 426 00:15:25,473 --> 00:15:27,538 but then he left town a couple of weeks ago. 427 00:15:28,062 --> 00:15:29,395 You're all done here, gorgeous. 428 00:15:29,430 --> 00:15:33,132 Ahhhh-ha-ha, I love it! 429 00:15:33,234 --> 00:15:34,901 But finish what you were saying. 430 00:15:34,936 --> 00:15:36,302 Where'd your boyfriend run off to? 431 00:15:36,404 --> 00:15:39,072 Oh, that's a story for next time. 432 00:15:39,107 --> 00:15:40,808 Rosa, we're so close, you can't leave. 433 00:15:40,844 --> 00:15:43,784 Tell her you want a perm. I want a perm. 434 00:15:43,820 --> 00:15:45,187 A big ol' perm. 435 00:15:45,461 --> 00:15:46,713 Great idea. 436 00:15:49,183 --> 00:15:51,684 _ 437 00:15:53,618 --> 00:15:57,889 _ 438 00:16:00,862 --> 00:16:04,030 _ 439 00:16:07,240 --> 00:16:09,901 _ 440 00:16:14,190 --> 00:16:18,393 _ 441 00:16:23,889 --> 00:16:25,831 _ 442 00:16:28,351 --> 00:16:30,668 _ 443 00:16:30,704 --> 00:16:33,785 _ 444 00:16:46,007 --> 00:16:47,940 Go, go, go! 445 00:16:50,571 --> 00:16:52,037 Take a seat. 446 00:16:59,293 --> 00:17:00,992 I can't believe someone took Raymond. 447 00:17:01,028 --> 00:17:02,285 He had a gun, Jake. 448 00:17:02,321 --> 00:17:03,760 It'll be okay. We're gonna get him back. 449 00:17:03,796 --> 00:17:05,556 Let me just call the nine-nine. 450 00:17:06,552 --> 00:17:09,259 Hey, Rosa, do you guys have any idea where Seamus Murphy is? 451 00:17:09,295 --> 00:17:10,527 We have a huge problem. 452 00:17:10,563 --> 00:17:12,296 Yeah, we all have huge problems. 453 00:17:12,332 --> 00:17:14,466 You kinda look like Phil Spector when he was on trial. 454 00:17:14,502 --> 00:17:16,569 Guys, focus up. Have you found anything? 455 00:17:16,605 --> 00:17:18,451 One of Murphy's guys just took Holt. 456 00:17:18,487 --> 00:17:20,287 Oh, no. We did get something from Nikki. 457 00:17:20,322 --> 00:17:22,323 Apparently, Seamus has been staying up 458 00:17:22,358 --> 00:17:24,324 - in Rhinebeck, New York. - Rhinebeck? 459 00:17:24,427 --> 00:17:26,394 Scully, where's that piece of junk mail 460 00:17:26,429 --> 00:17:27,661 with the Rhinebeck address? 461 00:17:27,696 --> 00:17:30,097 - Scully, surface! - Yes, Sarge? 462 00:17:30,132 --> 00:17:32,266 - Rhinebeck letter. - One sec. 463 00:17:36,847 --> 00:17:40,092 - 8221 Oak Ridge Parkway. - Copy that. 464 00:17:40,128 --> 00:17:41,928 All right, we're going to commandeer a car, 465 00:17:41,964 --> 00:17:43,402 and then we're going to drive to Rhinebeck. 466 00:17:43,438 --> 00:17:46,411 No one is going to hurt your husband... this I swear. 467 00:17:47,015 --> 00:17:49,682 Ow, owie, owie, owie, it stings, ow! 468 00:17:49,718 --> 00:17:52,601 Oh, ho, ho. Follow me. 469 00:17:55,424 --> 00:17:56,657 Hello, Raymond. 470 00:17:56,692 --> 00:17:58,259 So Seamus, are you going to kill me? 471 00:17:58,294 --> 00:18:00,361 No, don't be stupid, nothing like that. 472 00:18:00,396 --> 00:18:01,899 I'm just going to find your husband, 473 00:18:01,935 --> 00:18:03,468 bring him here, slit his throat in front of you, 474 00:18:03,504 --> 00:18:06,569 then, after you watch him suffer, kill you too. 475 00:18:08,737 --> 00:18:11,946 - There it is... 8221. - All right, let's go. 476 00:18:11,982 --> 00:18:13,515 What? No, you're not coming in. 477 00:18:13,553 --> 00:18:14,904 It's way too dangerous for a civilian. 478 00:18:14,940 --> 00:18:16,210 You're driving back to the safe house 479 00:18:16,245 --> 00:18:17,778 and watching another Nic Cage movie. 480 00:18:17,813 --> 00:18:19,713 You still haven't seen "Gone in 60 Seconds." 481 00:18:19,748 --> 00:18:21,649 His character's name is Memphis Raines. I'm so sorry. 482 00:18:21,684 --> 00:18:24,218 No, I'm not abandoning my husband. I love him. 483 00:18:24,253 --> 00:18:26,320 Yeah, I love him too. Everybody loves Raymond. 484 00:18:26,355 --> 00:18:28,155 - Don't. - I think that's pretty funny! 485 00:18:28,191 --> 00:18:29,357 - No. - It doesn't matter. 486 00:18:29,458 --> 00:18:31,982 You got to go. Get the hell out of here, I got this. 487 00:18:42,838 --> 00:18:44,012 Sir! 488 00:18:46,141 --> 00:18:47,474 Hey there. 489 00:18:50,379 --> 00:18:52,546 - Where is Kevin? - Don't worry, he's safe. 490 00:18:52,648 --> 00:18:55,649 Look, Captain, I just want to say that I'm sorry. 491 00:18:55,684 --> 00:18:57,384 You should be. 492 00:18:57,431 --> 00:18:59,432 You should have abided by my security rules. 493 00:18:59,522 --> 00:19:01,322 You're right. But I want you to know, 494 00:19:01,357 --> 00:19:02,556 I didn't take Kevin to the library 495 00:19:02,591 --> 00:19:04,625 because I was stir-crazy. 496 00:19:04,660 --> 00:19:06,695 It was because I didn't want you guys to get divorced. 497 00:19:06,731 --> 00:19:08,933 How is that any concern of yours? 498 00:19:08,969 --> 00:19:10,330 I don't know, I just... 499 00:19:10,432 --> 00:19:12,833 I've been around so many failed marriages in my life. 500 00:19:12,868 --> 00:19:15,236 You know, first my mom and my dad, 501 00:19:15,271 --> 00:19:18,105 then Charles and Eleanor, Hitchcock and Brandi, 502 00:19:18,140 --> 00:19:21,141 Hitchcock and Francine, Hitchcock and Brandi again, 503 00:19:21,243 --> 00:19:23,344 - Hitchcock and Madison... - Madison wasn't his daughter? 504 00:19:23,379 --> 00:19:25,112 But he dropped her off at college last fall. 505 00:19:25,147 --> 00:19:27,348 I know, it was really gross. But the point is, 506 00:19:27,383 --> 00:19:29,896 I just couldn't stand to see you two fall apart. 507 00:19:30,842 --> 00:19:32,185 Perhaps I should have been more understanding 508 00:19:32,221 --> 00:19:34,065 of what Kevin was going through. 509 00:19:34,947 --> 00:19:36,872 I may die here tonight, 510 00:19:36,908 --> 00:19:39,527 and his last memory of me will be how miserable I made him. 511 00:19:39,562 --> 00:19:43,363 So, Peralta, what do you have to say for yourself? 512 00:19:43,465 --> 00:19:44,798 The whole NYPD knows where you are, 513 00:19:44,900 --> 00:19:46,700 and they're coming for you right now. 514 00:19:46,735 --> 00:19:48,602 Okay, thanks for the tip. 515 00:19:48,637 --> 00:19:50,370 Let's kill them both, get out of here before the cops come. 516 00:19:50,406 --> 00:19:52,128 Wait, no, no, no, I was lying about the back-up. 517 00:19:52,164 --> 00:19:53,798 I came alone... title of my sex tape. 518 00:19:53,834 --> 00:19:57,006 Doesn't matter. You're both gonna die now. 519 00:20:04,564 --> 00:20:05,863 Better get some corticosteroids 520 00:20:05,899 --> 00:20:07,632 to treat that laryngeal fracture. 521 00:20:07,668 --> 00:20:09,523 Sorry, I couldn't bring myself to call him a dirtbag. 522 00:20:09,559 --> 00:20:11,292 And why would you? A dirtbag is a very useful part 523 00:20:11,328 --> 00:20:13,562 of the vacuum cleaner. Clearly, it's a compliment. 524 00:20:13,729 --> 00:20:16,463 Wow, you guys are so perfect for each other. 525 00:20:16,498 --> 00:20:18,732 Oh, my garsh! 526 00:20:18,767 --> 00:20:21,914 It's all the same. Nothing has changed. 527 00:20:22,747 --> 00:20:24,948 - Except for that. - This perm saved your life. 528 00:20:24,984 --> 00:20:26,507 And I thank it for its service. 529 00:20:27,245 --> 00:20:29,376 Hello, Captain. Hello, Kevin. 530 00:20:29,411 --> 00:20:31,595 So, here's an update on Seamus. 531 00:20:31,631 --> 00:20:33,431 Thanks to our little operation, 532 00:20:33,467 --> 00:20:36,660 the FBI was able to roll up his entire organization. 533 00:20:36,696 --> 00:20:38,018 They're saying it's going to be 534 00:20:38,054 --> 00:20:40,613 one of the most significant RICO prosecutions they've ever done. 535 00:20:40,649 --> 00:20:42,168 - Amazing. - It's over now. 536 00:20:42,204 --> 00:20:45,225 He can't hurt me or Kevin. Thank you, for titting my tat. 537 00:20:45,260 --> 00:20:47,124 Well, thank you for tatting my tit. 538 00:20:47,160 --> 00:20:48,526 And you know, in a weird way, 539 00:20:48,562 --> 00:20:49,726 I'm going to miss our little house. 540 00:20:49,762 --> 00:20:51,131 Yes, and in an even weirder way, 541 00:20:51,166 --> 00:20:53,167 I think I might actually miss you. 542 00:20:53,358 --> 00:20:56,626 And in an even weirder way, I want you guys to be my dads. 543 00:20:56,662 --> 00:20:58,672 - That is weirder. - Yeah, I got stuff. 544 00:20:58,707 --> 00:21:00,140 I brought you your box of DVDs. 545 00:21:00,175 --> 00:21:02,012 Oh, thank you. 546 00:21:02,444 --> 00:21:04,396 Oh! Forgot about this one. 547 00:21:04,432 --> 00:21:06,766 We never watched "Captain Corelli's Mandolin." 548 00:21:06,802 --> 00:21:08,482 What the hell did you just say? 549 00:21:08,892 --> 00:21:11,893 - "Captain Corelli's Mandolin"? - Say that to my face. 550 00:21:12,058 --> 00:21:13,253 "Captain Corelli's Mandolin"? 551 00:21:13,288 --> 00:21:14,655 There was a movie about a mandolin, 552 00:21:14,690 --> 00:21:16,423 and you kept it from me for two months? 553 00:21:16,458 --> 00:21:17,758 Well I didn't think it was any good. 554 00:21:17,793 --> 00:21:19,126 - It's just some period piece. - What? 555 00:21:19,161 --> 00:21:20,361 - Set in Greece. - Oh, my God. 556 00:21:20,396 --> 00:21:22,137 Based on some dumb book. Aah! 557 00:21:22,398 --> 00:21:25,963 Terribly sorry. It has been a very trying time. 558 00:21:25,999 --> 00:21:27,532 Yeah, next thing, you're going to say you'd wished 559 00:21:27,568 --> 00:21:28,835 we had watched "Leaving Las Vegas," 560 00:21:28,871 --> 00:21:30,137 a dark, ponderous reflection on alcoholism 561 00:21:30,172 --> 00:21:31,405 that earned Cage his Oscar. 562 00:21:31,440 --> 00:21:34,208 - Aah! - What? 563 00:21:34,243 --> 00:21:35,842 I told you, the guy's got range! 564 00:21:35,877 --> 00:21:39,877 Sync & corrections by emeline-whovian www.addic7ed.com