1 00:00:00,574 --> 00:00:03,130 Hey, Gina, you got that file I needed Captain Holt to sign? 2 00:00:03,131 --> 00:00:05,370 Uh-huh. 3 00:00:14,247 --> 00:00:15,547 Mm. 4 00:00:15,581 --> 00:00:17,949 Gina hasn't taken her eyes off her phone in two hours. 5 00:00:17,984 --> 00:00:20,052 First person to make her look up wins the pot. 6 00:00:20,086 --> 00:00:21,353 I'm in. 7 00:00:21,354 --> 00:00:23,555 A bet which improves someone's manners? Double score. 8 00:00:23,589 --> 00:00:24,990 Sorry, guys. I got this in the bag. 9 00:00:24,991 --> 00:00:26,692 I used to have to distract her from her phone 10 00:00:26,693 --> 00:00:28,894 all the time when we were smooshin' booties. 11 00:00:28,928 --> 00:00:30,395 - Ugh. - Yeah. 12 00:00:30,430 --> 00:00:32,464 Hey, girl... 13 00:00:32,465 --> 00:00:34,900 Catch you later. 14 00:00:35,935 --> 00:00:37,436 Mid-morning dance party. 15 00:00:39,472 --> 00:00:41,540 She's dancing even better than normal. 16 00:00:41,574 --> 00:00:45,110 Oh, my God, did you hear that George W. Bush died? 17 00:00:45,144 --> 00:00:46,278 Who dat? 18 00:00:47,847 --> 00:00:49,047 Ooh. 19 00:00:49,082 --> 00:00:51,550 Gina may never look at another real human being again. 20 00:00:51,584 --> 00:00:52,583 She's unbeatable. 21 00:00:52,585 --> 00:00:55,987 Oh, I don't know about that. 22 00:00:55,988 --> 00:00:58,924 Terrence Jeffords, are you kidding me? 23 00:00:58,958 --> 00:01:02,094 Changed my relationship status to "it's complicated." 24 00:01:02,095 --> 00:01:03,328 Pony up, y'all! 25 00:01:03,363 --> 00:01:05,097 Whoo! 26 00:01:05,098 --> 00:01:07,132 It's my wife. 27 00:01:07,166 --> 00:01:09,134 Hey, baby. 28 00:01:09,135 --> 00:01:11,136 No! No, no, no. It was a mistake. 29 00:01:11,137 --> 00:01:14,172 My thumb slipped and... I have to go home. 30 00:01:14,173 --> 00:01:17,892 Sync & corrections by Rafael UPD www.addic7ed.com/ 31 00:01:17,893 --> 00:01:23,892 ♪ ♪ 32 00:01:34,193 --> 00:01:37,562 Ladies and gentlemen, today is the greatest day of my life. 33 00:01:37,563 --> 00:01:41,166 Guess who just got murdered! 34 00:01:41,167 --> 00:01:43,702 That's right... it's Carl Mather. 35 00:01:45,071 --> 00:01:46,271 What? I'm the only one gasping? 36 00:01:46,305 --> 00:01:49,107 Guys, Carl Mather? Did 25 years in Attica... 37 00:01:50,376 --> 00:01:51,476 Sor... sorry. 38 00:01:51,477 --> 00:01:52,711 Just point at me when you want me to gasp. 39 00:01:52,745 --> 00:01:53,979 Will do. 40 00:01:53,980 --> 00:01:56,248 Mather is part of the Fulton Street Four. 41 00:01:56,249 --> 00:01:57,516 Oh! 42 00:01:57,517 --> 00:02:00,018 They stole $21 million from an armored car depot. 43 00:02:00,019 --> 00:02:01,987 Feds caught them but they never found the money. 44 00:02:02,021 --> 00:02:04,723 - Until now. - You found $21 million? 45 00:02:04,757 --> 00:02:06,558 Oh, God no. Not yet. 46 00:02:06,559 --> 00:02:08,327 I can see how that would be confusing though. 47 00:02:08,328 --> 00:02:09,895 I'm sorry. But I'm going to. 48 00:02:09,929 --> 00:02:11,096 Over the past six months, 49 00:02:11,097 --> 00:02:12,764 all four of these guys have been released, 50 00:02:12,765 --> 00:02:14,366 and now one of them shows up dead. 51 00:02:14,367 --> 00:02:15,901 Someone's after that money, 52 00:02:15,902 --> 00:02:17,936 and they're willing to kill for it. 53 00:02:19,205 --> 00:02:20,339 You're getting ahead of yourself. 54 00:02:20,373 --> 00:02:21,573 You don't know that Mather's death 55 00:02:21,574 --> 00:02:22,874 is connected to the money yet. 56 00:02:22,909 --> 00:02:24,976 Don't turn this into something bigger than it is, 57 00:02:24,977 --> 00:02:28,613 not with Madeline Wuntch watching us at all times. 58 00:02:29,849 --> 00:02:31,883 Ew. When'd they put that in? 59 00:02:31,884 --> 00:02:33,652 Right after Wuntch got promoted. 60 00:02:33,653 --> 00:02:35,554 She had it installed at that height so she'd, 61 00:02:35,555 --> 00:02:38,457 I quote, "always be looking down at me," unquote. 62 00:02:38,458 --> 00:02:39,858 Treat this like a regular case. 63 00:02:39,892 --> 00:02:42,894 Sir, with all due respect, this is an epic case. 64 00:02:42,895 --> 00:02:44,129 It's the reason I became a cop. 65 00:02:44,130 --> 00:02:45,410 I mean, hunting down a murderer, 66 00:02:45,431 --> 00:02:47,132 recovering millions in stolen money, 67 00:02:47,133 --> 00:02:49,414 rappelling out of a chopper with a knife between my teeth. 68 00:02:49,435 --> 00:02:50,669 Why would you jump out of a helicopter 69 00:02:50,670 --> 00:02:51,703 with a knife in your mouth? 70 00:02:51,738 --> 00:02:54,072 It's called a chopper, and the knife is in my mouth 71 00:02:54,073 --> 00:02:56,274 because both of my hands are holding giant machine guns. 72 00:02:56,275 --> 00:02:58,043 And that's how it's going down. 73 00:02:58,077 --> 00:03:01,546 Okay, reminder, tomorrow we are hosting 74 00:03:01,581 --> 00:03:04,416 a field trip for the Brooklyn Park Magnet School. 75 00:03:04,450 --> 00:03:06,251 Sorry, Sarge, I can't be around magnets. 76 00:03:06,252 --> 00:03:07,386 Pacemaker. 77 00:03:07,420 --> 00:03:09,254 I'm actually not gonna correct you on that. 78 00:03:09,255 --> 00:03:11,823 Guys, I really need this to go well. 79 00:03:11,824 --> 00:03:14,259 My girls are on the wait list for their preschool 80 00:03:14,260 --> 00:03:16,295 and it's twice as tough to get in with twins. 81 00:03:16,329 --> 00:03:17,729 Why don't you just get one of them in 82 00:03:17,730 --> 00:03:19,598 and then let them take turns going to school every other day? 83 00:03:19,632 --> 00:03:22,000 Diaz, that's crazy. 84 00:03:22,001 --> 00:03:23,368 I asked my wife and she said no. 85 00:03:23,403 --> 00:03:25,737 This field trip has to go well. 86 00:03:25,738 --> 00:03:27,572 This is my chance to impress the principal. 87 00:03:27,607 --> 00:03:29,174 Sarge, you're in luck. 88 00:03:29,175 --> 00:03:31,410 I went to a magnet school where I was voted 89 00:03:31,411 --> 00:03:33,946 "most likely to befriend a school administrator." 90 00:03:33,947 --> 00:03:35,213 Oh, Amy. 91 00:03:35,214 --> 00:03:37,015 Preteens are my people. 92 00:03:37,016 --> 00:03:38,617 I speak their language. 93 00:03:38,618 --> 00:03:40,786 They are gonna have an amazing time. 94 00:03:40,820 --> 00:03:42,487 Thanks, guys. That's great. 95 00:03:42,488 --> 00:03:43,822 If you want, I can show them some of the cool stuff 96 00:03:43,823 --> 00:03:45,090 we have in the evidence locker. 97 00:03:45,091 --> 00:03:46,892 I'm pretty sure there's a bag of hands in there. 98 00:03:46,926 --> 00:03:48,493 Whoa! No. No. 99 00:03:48,528 --> 00:03:50,295 We got to make this place kid-friendly. 100 00:03:50,330 --> 00:03:52,097 No crime scene photos lying about. 101 00:03:52,098 --> 00:03:53,432 That's not a crime scene. 102 00:03:53,466 --> 00:03:55,867 That's a boudoir photo I'm having framed for my wife. 103 00:03:55,868 --> 00:03:57,936 That's me underneath the mask. 104 00:03:57,971 --> 00:03:59,004 Oh, God! 105 00:04:00,573 --> 00:04:02,774 Next, let's get statements from the neighbors. 106 00:04:02,775 --> 00:04:04,076 Ah, hello, Captain. 107 00:04:04,110 --> 00:04:06,245 Another one of the Fulton Street Four 108 00:04:06,246 --> 00:04:07,646 was murdered here this morning. 109 00:04:07,680 --> 00:04:10,415 Huh, I'm surprised you're not celebrating inappropriately. 110 00:04:10,450 --> 00:04:12,417 This is a crime scene and I'm a professional. 111 00:04:12,452 --> 00:04:13,585 You did it before I showed up? 112 00:04:13,620 --> 00:04:15,087 Yeah, that is exactly correct. 113 00:04:15,088 --> 00:04:17,656 So two of these guys murdered in the past two days? 114 00:04:17,657 --> 00:04:19,124 It has to be tied to the missing money. 115 00:04:19,125 --> 00:04:20,158 Admit I was right. 116 00:04:20,193 --> 00:04:22,227 Circumstances do suggest a connection. 117 00:04:22,262 --> 00:04:23,495 Admit it with more gusto. 118 00:04:23,529 --> 00:04:25,364 - You were right. - Yes! Did you get it, Boyle? 119 00:04:25,365 --> 00:04:26,732 Oh, the camera was in selfie mode, 120 00:04:26,733 --> 00:04:28,133 but I look super proud of you. 121 00:04:28,134 --> 00:04:30,736 Unfortunately, because this case has turned out to be important, 122 00:04:30,737 --> 00:04:32,004 that she-skunk Madeline Wuntch 123 00:04:32,038 --> 00:04:33,672 has her hindquarters pointed right at it. 124 00:04:33,706 --> 00:04:35,340 She wants to see us in her office, 125 00:04:35,341 --> 00:04:37,175 no doubt to give the case to Major Crimes. 126 00:04:37,210 --> 00:04:38,410 No, no, no. We can't let that happen. 127 00:04:38,411 --> 00:04:39,378 Sir, we have to do something. 128 00:04:39,412 --> 00:04:40,512 Fine. I'll seduce her. 129 00:04:40,513 --> 00:04:41,713 I'll just put on my bike shorts 130 00:04:41,714 --> 00:04:43,382 and give her a glimpse of the quad cities. 131 00:04:43,383 --> 00:04:45,150 No. No. That's not what I meant. 132 00:04:45,151 --> 00:04:46,351 I meant we have to fight her. 133 00:04:46,386 --> 00:04:48,320 We're not gonna fight her. She's the devil. 134 00:04:48,321 --> 00:04:52,090 And you don't dance with the devil, because you get burned. 135 00:04:52,091 --> 00:04:53,492 Also, because in Madeline's case, 136 00:04:53,493 --> 00:04:56,328 she has no rhythm and her hands are like little rat claws. 137 00:04:56,362 --> 00:04:59,364 If she wants the case, it's hers. 138 00:04:59,365 --> 00:05:01,300 For the record, you're turning this murder scene 139 00:05:01,301 --> 00:05:02,801 into a real bummer-scape. 140 00:05:02,835 --> 00:05:03,969 Tell me you got that zinger. 141 00:05:03,970 --> 00:05:05,537 Oh, the camera was in selfie mode again, 142 00:05:05,538 --> 00:05:06,772 but I was really laughing hard. 143 00:05:06,773 --> 00:05:08,206 Okay. 144 00:05:08,207 --> 00:05:13,412 Okay, kids, this is where my detective squad solves crimes. 145 00:05:13,413 --> 00:05:16,081 - Wow. - This is my desk. 146 00:05:16,082 --> 00:05:19,084 You can tell by the framed 200-piece puzzle 147 00:05:19,118 --> 00:05:20,919 my three-year-olds put together on their own. 148 00:05:20,954 --> 00:05:22,821 That's very advanced, Sergeant Jeffords. 149 00:05:22,855 --> 00:05:25,057 Is it? I wouldn't know what milestones 150 00:05:25,058 --> 00:05:28,560 are impressive to a school admissions officer. 151 00:05:28,561 --> 00:05:30,662 They can count to 20 in English and Mandarin. 152 00:05:30,663 --> 00:05:33,899 Hi. Detective Santiago, magnet school alumna. 153 00:05:33,933 --> 00:05:35,500 Well, I appreciate that you used 154 00:05:35,501 --> 00:05:37,269 the proper declension of alumnus. 155 00:05:37,270 --> 00:05:39,204 Well, some say Latin is a dead language, 156 00:05:39,205 --> 00:05:41,607 but I say it's just taking a long nap. 157 00:05:43,743 --> 00:05:46,845 Okay, you two are obviously the alphas. 158 00:05:46,880 --> 00:05:48,313 Let me guess. 159 00:05:48,314 --> 00:05:52,751 You're dating the blond kid and you like Filipino Bieber 160 00:05:52,752 --> 00:05:54,286 but you're worried he's still into 161 00:05:54,287 --> 00:05:56,788 Little Miss Side Braid Janky Purse. 162 00:05:56,823 --> 00:05:57,890 How did you know? 163 00:05:57,924 --> 00:06:00,559 I know so much. 164 00:06:00,560 --> 00:06:02,361 Hi, I'm Gina. 165 00:06:02,362 --> 00:06:04,496 Hey. 166 00:06:07,600 --> 00:06:08,967 Hello, Raymond. 167 00:06:09,002 --> 00:06:12,204 How do you like my new office? 20th floor. 168 00:06:12,238 --> 00:06:13,839 Yes, I never thought I'd see you this high 169 00:06:13,840 --> 00:06:14,973 without a broom under you. 170 00:06:14,974 --> 00:06:16,208 Enough niceties. Have a seat. 171 00:06:16,242 --> 00:06:19,111 Thanks, but I'm actually fine standing. 172 00:06:19,112 --> 00:06:22,881 I could stay in these bad boys all day. 173 00:06:22,882 --> 00:06:24,850 So two members of the Fulton Street Four 174 00:06:24,851 --> 00:06:26,818 have been murdered... sounds like a big case. 175 00:06:26,853 --> 00:06:28,820 No, it's actually the opposite. 176 00:06:28,821 --> 00:06:30,989 Pretty much an NBT sitch. 177 00:06:30,990 --> 00:06:32,558 No big thang. 178 00:06:32,559 --> 00:06:35,460 The word is "thing," and the thing is big. 179 00:06:35,461 --> 00:06:37,996 We believe someone is after the missing $21 million, 180 00:06:37,997 --> 00:06:40,465 and solving this murder could lead us to the money. 181 00:06:40,500 --> 00:06:42,801 Sure, but that money's, like, 25 years old. 182 00:06:42,802 --> 00:06:44,269 It's probably not even good anymore. 183 00:06:44,304 --> 00:06:46,572 Sorry. Cramped up. 184 00:06:46,606 --> 00:06:49,308 This is a very important case, Raymond, 185 00:06:49,309 --> 00:06:51,643 to me, and to the city of New York. 186 00:06:51,644 --> 00:06:53,779 I'm not sure the Nine-Nine has the resources 187 00:06:53,780 --> 00:06:55,447 to deal with something of this magnitude. 188 00:06:55,481 --> 00:06:57,282 I understand the politics. 189 00:06:57,283 --> 00:06:59,084 This is a high-profile case. 190 00:06:59,085 --> 00:07:00,752 Do what you must. 191 00:07:00,787 --> 00:07:02,521 What I was going to say is, 192 00:07:02,522 --> 00:07:04,356 since you don't have the resources, 193 00:07:04,357 --> 00:07:05,637 I'll give you anything you need. 194 00:07:05,658 --> 00:07:07,326 The case is yours. You have my full support. 195 00:07:07,360 --> 00:07:08,393 What? 196 00:07:08,394 --> 00:07:11,926 He meant that more excited. Like, "What!" 197 00:07:12,023 --> 00:07:15,669 Okay, two of the Fulton Street Four are dead. 198 00:07:15,704 --> 00:07:18,072 My hunch... one of them is killing off his co-scums 199 00:07:18,073 --> 00:07:19,707 so he can keep the money for his scum-self. 200 00:07:19,741 --> 00:07:21,208 We'll start with Reggie Bludsoe. 201 00:07:21,209 --> 00:07:23,310 He listed a Brooklyn address with his parole officer. 202 00:07:23,345 --> 00:07:24,778 We're gonna nail this son of a bitch. 203 00:07:24,779 --> 00:07:25,913 Unless he's innocent... 204 00:07:25,914 --> 00:07:27,248 then we're gonna have the son of a bitch. 205 00:07:27,282 --> 00:07:28,949 Either way, this case is gonna be awesome. 206 00:07:28,950 --> 00:07:31,719 Peralta, I'm putting myself on this investigation with you. 207 00:07:31,753 --> 00:07:33,487 - What? Why? - Wuntch is up to something. 208 00:07:33,488 --> 00:07:35,756 There's only one reason why she would let us keep this case. 209 00:07:35,791 --> 00:07:37,024 She took one look at me and said, 210 00:07:37,025 --> 00:07:38,692 "That's the guy I want flying my chopper." 211 00:07:38,693 --> 00:07:39,860 You know how to fly a chopper? 212 00:07:39,861 --> 00:07:41,095 How hard could it be? 213 00:07:41,096 --> 00:07:42,496 It's just a big fan that goes in the sky. 214 00:07:42,497 --> 00:07:44,532 She let us keep this case because she wants us to fail. 215 00:07:44,566 --> 00:07:46,500 I'm coming along so that you don't waste 216 00:07:46,501 --> 00:07:48,769 time and resources turning this investigation 217 00:07:48,770 --> 00:07:50,371 into another Ron McClane movie. 218 00:07:50,405 --> 00:07:52,606 Oh, you know it's John McClane. 219 00:07:52,607 --> 00:07:55,109 I've made my decision. End of discussion. 220 00:07:55,143 --> 00:07:56,277 All right, fine. 221 00:07:56,278 --> 00:07:57,778 But you're gonna have to take your own car. 222 00:07:57,779 --> 00:07:59,947 I signed out that drug dealer's Lamborghini from the impound. 223 00:07:59,948 --> 00:08:01,015 It only has two seats. 224 00:08:01,049 --> 00:08:02,616 I saw that you had made that request. 225 00:08:02,617 --> 00:08:04,351 I changed it to a sensible sedan. 226 00:08:04,386 --> 00:08:05,953 Okay, but the sunroof stays open. 227 00:08:05,987 --> 00:08:07,121 There is no sunroof. 228 00:08:07,155 --> 00:08:09,190 Why did you even become a cop? 229 00:08:09,224 --> 00:08:11,592 Oh, great job, kids. 230 00:08:11,593 --> 00:08:13,794 Don't solve too many crimes and put me out of business. 231 00:08:13,829 --> 00:08:15,963 Terry's got to pay the rent. 232 00:08:17,566 --> 00:08:20,301 Dr. Susman wants a private chat with me. 233 00:08:20,335 --> 00:08:22,369 Thanks for warming her up, Santiago. 234 00:08:22,404 --> 00:08:23,804 They didn't give eighth grade Amy 235 00:08:23,805 --> 00:08:26,307 the key to the teacher's lounge just for nothing. 236 00:08:26,308 --> 00:08:28,409 I stocked their fridge and cleaned up after them. 237 00:08:28,443 --> 00:08:30,945 Great. So can you take over with the kids for a minute? 238 00:08:30,979 --> 00:08:32,379 They're done with this activity. 239 00:08:32,380 --> 00:08:35,716 Of course. I am amazing with kids. 240 00:08:35,717 --> 00:08:38,219 Okay. 241 00:08:38,220 --> 00:08:39,420 I am terrible with kids. 242 00:08:39,421 --> 00:08:41,322 I haven't listened to rap music in three years. 243 00:08:41,323 --> 00:08:43,157 I don't know the lingo. You have to do this. 244 00:08:43,158 --> 00:08:45,426 I can't... McKenzie is in the bathroom right now 245 00:08:45,427 --> 00:08:48,295 freaking out because Kelsey S. Made out with Hayes 246 00:08:48,296 --> 00:08:50,931 even though she knows Brianna's into him. 247 00:08:50,966 --> 00:08:53,167 So unless you want the spring dance 248 00:08:53,168 --> 00:08:57,004 to be a total drama fest, I have to be there for her. 249 00:08:57,005 --> 00:08:59,573 Honestly, you should show them a picture of a dead body. 250 00:08:59,574 --> 00:09:03,377 No! Rosa, Terry said to keep it kid-friendly. 251 00:09:03,378 --> 00:09:06,280 Okay, I'll just show them the stuff that I was into 252 00:09:06,281 --> 00:09:07,348 when I was their age. 253 00:09:07,349 --> 00:09:09,083 - I'm done. - What do we do now? 254 00:09:09,084 --> 00:09:11,352 - What's next? - Hello, friends. 255 00:09:11,386 --> 00:09:13,587 Who here would like to see a presentation 256 00:09:13,588 --> 00:09:14,789 about crime statistics 257 00:09:14,790 --> 00:09:17,358 as a function of demographics and time? 258 00:09:21,063 --> 00:09:22,663 Who wants to see a picture of a dead body? 259 00:09:22,697 --> 00:09:24,131 Me! 260 00:09:27,135 --> 00:09:28,536 Bludsoe lives at the end of his hall. 261 00:09:28,570 --> 00:09:31,205 Hmm... I would have preferred an abandoned lighthouse 262 00:09:31,206 --> 00:09:33,641 or a dilapidated barn, but I can embellish in my memoirs. 263 00:09:33,675 --> 00:09:35,076 Oh, I can't wait to read that book. 264 00:09:35,077 --> 00:09:36,610 What are you gonna call it? 265 00:09:36,611 --> 00:09:38,345 "Go Ahead, Jake My Day." 266 00:09:38,380 --> 00:09:41,982 No, yours is much better. 267 00:09:41,983 --> 00:09:43,684 "Case Closed, Jake Open." 268 00:09:43,718 --> 00:09:44,852 - Wow. - I know. 269 00:09:44,886 --> 00:09:46,220 I said yours was better. 270 00:09:46,221 --> 00:09:47,655 Whatever. Let's just do this. 271 00:09:53,061 --> 00:09:54,628 NYPD. Open up. 272 00:10:01,803 --> 00:10:02,903 Hey, check it out. 273 00:10:02,904 --> 00:10:04,138 Half-packed suitcase. 274 00:10:04,139 --> 00:10:05,673 Looks like Bludsoe was planning a trip 275 00:10:05,674 --> 00:10:07,174 until he got interrupted by someone. 276 00:10:07,175 --> 00:10:08,743 - Or something. - Like what? 277 00:10:08,744 --> 00:10:10,478 I don't know... I just thought it would help the intrigue. 278 00:10:10,512 --> 00:10:11,579 It did. 279 00:10:11,580 --> 00:10:12,646 That's enough chitchat already. 280 00:10:12,681 --> 00:10:14,048 Come on, how many people have to get killed 281 00:10:14,049 --> 00:10:15,416 before you start having fun? 282 00:10:15,417 --> 00:10:17,418 You do know it's our job to stop the killing, right? 283 00:10:17,419 --> 00:10:19,186 Wait a second. 284 00:10:19,187 --> 00:10:20,688 I think I smell a dead body. 285 00:10:22,224 --> 00:10:25,092 Nope. My mistake. 286 00:10:25,127 --> 00:10:26,494 Wait! Don't close that. 287 00:10:26,528 --> 00:10:27,995 Look. Handprint. 288 00:10:28,029 --> 00:10:30,331 That's a fake wall. 289 00:10:30,332 --> 00:10:31,632 NYPD. 290 00:10:31,633 --> 00:10:33,701 Come out with your hands on your head. 291 00:10:33,702 --> 00:10:35,403 Don't shoot! Don't shoot. 292 00:10:35,404 --> 00:10:36,871 He's trying to kill me. 293 00:10:36,905 --> 00:10:39,340 So I guess, if I had to sum them up, 294 00:10:39,341 --> 00:10:41,208 Cagney is the intellectual one, 295 00:10:41,243 --> 00:10:45,780 whereas Lacey is more of your traditional prodigy. 296 00:10:45,814 --> 00:10:48,282 Well, your daughters sound great. 297 00:10:48,283 --> 00:10:51,085 You know, I'm gonna look over their applications again. 298 00:10:51,119 --> 00:10:52,586 Oh, no, that's not necessary. 299 00:10:52,587 --> 00:10:53,821 It's Jeffords with two Fs. 300 00:10:53,822 --> 00:10:56,424 But what really matters is that your students 301 00:10:56,425 --> 00:10:58,459 have an amazing experience here today. 302 00:10:58,493 --> 00:11:01,128 They are. 303 00:11:01,129 --> 00:11:03,130 Look, Rosa. Sarge is here. 304 00:11:03,165 --> 00:11:04,265 Oh, my God. 305 00:11:06,301 --> 00:11:08,069 Children, get out of this room immediately. 306 00:11:08,103 --> 00:11:09,270 Let's go. 307 00:11:09,271 --> 00:11:11,038 What the hell, guys? 308 00:11:11,039 --> 00:11:12,073 They're 12 years old. 309 00:11:12,074 --> 00:11:14,375 I would've killed to have seen a bag of hands at that age. 310 00:11:14,376 --> 00:11:16,744 I'm so sorry... I tired to be myself and they hated it. 311 00:11:16,778 --> 00:11:19,513 - Where were you? - Saving the day. 312 00:11:19,514 --> 00:11:21,115 Hayes is out of the picture. 313 00:11:21,116 --> 00:11:24,218 The McKenzie/Kelsey S. Beef is squashed, 314 00:11:24,219 --> 00:11:26,153 and Brianna's going to the dance with Aidan, 315 00:11:26,154 --> 00:11:28,589 who's a much better match for her anyway, BT-dubs. 316 00:11:28,590 --> 00:11:30,758 How does any of that help me? 317 00:11:30,792 --> 00:11:33,394 - Dr. Susman... - Good-bye, Sergeant Jeffords. 318 00:11:33,395 --> 00:11:35,129 I think this experience has been 319 00:11:35,130 --> 00:11:36,497 more than enough for the children. 320 00:11:36,531 --> 00:11:37,965 We're done here. 321 00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:40,001 I was walking home from the coffee shop. 322 00:11:40,035 --> 00:11:41,769 I have a job bussing tables there. 323 00:11:41,803 --> 00:11:45,006 Anyway, the next thing I know, Mikey D has a gun in my back. 324 00:11:45,040 --> 00:11:46,474 Michael D'Angelo, the other member 325 00:11:46,475 --> 00:11:47,641 of the Fulton Street Four. 326 00:11:47,676 --> 00:11:49,610 Yes, believe it or not, I familiarized myself 327 00:11:49,611 --> 00:11:51,379 with the names of all two suspects 328 00:11:51,380 --> 00:11:53,581 in this high-profile homicide we're investigating. 329 00:11:53,615 --> 00:11:55,850 I fought him off, but he got my key. 330 00:11:55,884 --> 00:11:56,984 What's the key for? 331 00:11:57,019 --> 00:11:58,319 Each of us had one, 332 00:11:58,320 --> 00:12:00,321 and you needed all four to open the safe. 333 00:12:00,355 --> 00:12:02,023 And what's in the safe? 334 00:12:02,057 --> 00:12:03,657 The $21 million. 335 00:12:03,658 --> 00:12:04,759 Bing... pot... 336 00:12:04,760 --> 00:12:05,960 Nope... I was gonna say bingo, 337 00:12:05,961 --> 00:12:07,328 but then I was like, "Jackpot's better," 338 00:12:07,329 --> 00:12:09,463 but then it was too late; I was halfway through the word. 339 00:12:09,498 --> 00:12:11,298 Bingpot works. It's taking off. 340 00:12:11,333 --> 00:12:13,100 It's taking off. 341 00:12:13,101 --> 00:12:16,337 Captain, D'Angelo has a place upstate. 342 00:12:16,371 --> 00:12:18,506 The local sheriff says there's a car in the driveway right now. 343 00:12:18,507 --> 00:12:19,774 He must be there. 344 00:12:19,808 --> 00:12:21,409 Okay, they're gonna have to raid the place without us. 345 00:12:21,410 --> 00:12:22,610 It'll take us two hours to get up there. 346 00:12:22,644 --> 00:12:23,644 Or we could take... 347 00:12:23,645 --> 00:12:24,879 We are not taking a helicopter. 348 00:12:24,880 --> 00:12:26,280 You know I was gonna say chopper. 349 00:12:26,281 --> 00:12:27,915 Look, Peralta, I know you're having fun, 350 00:12:27,916 --> 00:12:29,350 but a helicopter is exactly the kind 351 00:12:29,351 --> 00:12:31,152 of wasteful expenditure that Wuntch will use 352 00:12:31,153 --> 00:12:32,687 to bury me if something goes wrong. 353 00:12:32,688 --> 00:12:34,188 - Okay, sir... - Or... 354 00:12:34,189 --> 00:12:37,325 It's the kind of thing she'll crucify me for not getting. 355 00:12:37,326 --> 00:12:38,859 "You could've had a chopper, Raymond. 356 00:12:38,860 --> 00:12:40,161 "Why didn't you take advantage? 357 00:12:40,162 --> 00:12:41,962 Just a minute... my cauldron's boiling over." 358 00:12:41,963 --> 00:12:44,131 Yeah, but what she actually said was, 359 00:12:44,166 --> 00:12:46,133 "Chopper's yours, Peralta." 360 00:12:46,134 --> 00:12:47,468 Your impression was better. 361 00:12:47,469 --> 00:12:48,736 What did you do? 362 00:12:48,737 --> 00:12:50,571 She may have called me and I may have briefed her 363 00:12:50,572 --> 00:12:51,872 and she may have said yes to the chopper 364 00:12:51,873 --> 00:12:53,674 because it's definitely on its way right now! 365 00:12:53,675 --> 00:12:55,570 I call middle seat! 366 00:12:57,606 --> 00:12:58,673 Whoo! 367 00:12:58,674 --> 00:13:01,810 This is awesome! 368 00:13:01,844 --> 00:13:04,713 Okay, just so we're clear, from this point forward, 369 00:13:04,747 --> 00:13:06,581 my call sign will be Death Blade. 370 00:13:06,615 --> 00:13:08,249 And I'll be Rum Tum Tugger. 371 00:13:08,284 --> 00:13:10,719 No, Boyle. No characters from Cats. 372 00:13:10,720 --> 00:13:12,487 Dig deep. Think of something scary. 373 00:13:12,521 --> 00:13:13,588 Adolf Hitler. 374 00:13:13,622 --> 00:13:14,856 No! 375 00:13:14,857 --> 00:13:17,158 You will be... Sidewinder. 376 00:13:17,193 --> 00:13:19,027 All right, but I'm more scared of Hitler. 377 00:13:19,028 --> 00:13:20,829 How about you, Captain? What's your call sign? 378 00:13:20,863 --> 00:13:22,597 I will be Captain Raymond Holt. 379 00:13:22,598 --> 00:13:24,165 Uh-huh, I knew you wouldn't play ball. 380 00:13:24,200 --> 00:13:26,668 And that is why your call sign is Wet Blanket. 381 00:13:26,702 --> 00:13:29,371 Sidewinder, this is Death Blade. 382 00:13:29,372 --> 00:13:31,473 Do you copy, Sidewinder? Over. 383 00:13:31,474 --> 00:13:33,475 This is Sidewinder, Death Blade. 384 00:13:33,476 --> 00:13:35,377 I read you loud and clear. Over. 385 00:13:35,378 --> 00:13:37,579 Do you have a 20 on Wet Blanket, Sidewinder? 386 00:13:37,580 --> 00:13:38,613 Over. 387 00:13:38,614 --> 00:13:40,649 - I do have a visual... - Over. 388 00:13:40,650 --> 00:13:43,118 All right, look, Captain, Wuntch said that we could have 389 00:13:43,119 --> 00:13:44,452 anything we needed to solve this case. 390 00:13:44,487 --> 00:13:45,754 Yes, but why? 391 00:13:45,788 --> 00:13:48,356 To catch a murder who stole $21 million. 392 00:13:48,391 --> 00:13:50,325 No, it's so that when we do fail, 393 00:13:50,326 --> 00:13:53,428 it'll be that much more spectacular. 394 00:13:53,429 --> 00:13:55,964 If we don't get D'Angelo, my career is over. 395 00:13:55,998 --> 00:14:01,236 But if we do catch him, your career will really take off. 396 00:14:01,237 --> 00:14:03,271 Chopper pun! 397 00:14:03,306 --> 00:14:06,274 Dr. Susman, I am so, so sorry. 398 00:14:06,275 --> 00:14:08,076 Please don't hold this against my daughters. 399 00:14:08,077 --> 00:14:09,878 I would never do that. 400 00:14:09,879 --> 00:14:11,179 Preschool admissions are based 401 00:14:11,180 --> 00:14:12,480 on what we think of the parents. 402 00:14:12,515 --> 00:14:13,548 Oh, no. 403 00:14:13,549 --> 00:14:14,616 Dr. Susman... 404 00:14:14,617 --> 00:14:15,884 Nancy, if I may... 405 00:14:15,918 --> 00:14:17,852 - You may not. - Okay. 406 00:14:17,853 --> 00:14:20,622 Look, our methods may have been a little unorthodox, 407 00:14:20,623 --> 00:14:22,057 and perhaps a little... 408 00:14:22,091 --> 00:14:23,425 Graphic and disgusting. 409 00:14:23,459 --> 00:14:25,360 I was gonna go with yucky... 410 00:14:25,361 --> 00:14:27,562 But these kids had fun today. 411 00:14:27,596 --> 00:14:28,797 And they learned a lot. 412 00:14:28,798 --> 00:14:30,432 Tricia, what's Luminol? 413 00:14:30,466 --> 00:14:32,467 It's used to look for blood in a crime scene. 414 00:14:32,468 --> 00:14:34,169 Even if a criminal tried to clean it up, 415 00:14:34,170 --> 00:14:36,171 the iron in blood makes the chemical glow. 416 00:14:36,205 --> 00:14:38,607 And, Bobby, what's enucleation? 417 00:14:38,641 --> 00:14:40,475 It's when someone pops your eyeball out. 418 00:14:40,509 --> 00:14:42,344 Probably should've used a less gross example. 419 00:14:42,345 --> 00:14:43,578 The point is, 420 00:14:43,579 --> 00:14:45,880 this is exactly the kind of educational experience 421 00:14:45,881 --> 00:14:47,449 I loved about my magnet school. 422 00:14:47,483 --> 00:14:49,284 Well, there's something to be said for that. 423 00:14:49,285 --> 00:14:52,754 Also, and more importantly, I got McKenzie and Brianna 424 00:14:52,755 --> 00:14:54,356 to stop hating on Kelsey S. 425 00:14:54,357 --> 00:14:56,758 And now they're best friends... you're welcome. 426 00:14:56,759 --> 00:14:58,159 Wow, that's actually impressive. 427 00:14:58,160 --> 00:14:59,160 Thank you. 428 00:14:59,195 --> 00:15:00,695 So, Dr. Susman, 429 00:15:00,696 --> 00:15:03,365 let's just call this field trip what it was... 430 00:15:03,366 --> 00:15:04,532 a huge success. 431 00:15:04,567 --> 00:15:06,434 It was... interesting. 432 00:15:06,469 --> 00:15:08,270 I saw a prostitute. 433 00:15:08,271 --> 00:15:09,604 Not helping, kid. 434 00:15:16,345 --> 00:15:22,344 ♪ ♪ 435 00:15:29,825 --> 00:15:32,460 I'm Death Blade. 436 00:15:32,495 --> 00:15:38,494 ♪ ♪ 437 00:15:40,970 --> 00:15:43,438 D'Angelo's place is just beyond those trees. 438 00:15:43,439 --> 00:15:45,173 No one's gone in our out. 439 00:15:45,174 --> 00:15:46,975 Good thing we got here in time. 440 00:15:46,976 --> 00:15:48,442 Flew in on a chopper. 441 00:15:48,444 --> 00:15:50,445 Bell 412 or the A119 Koala? 442 00:15:50,479 --> 00:15:52,480 It's classified. 443 00:15:52,515 --> 00:15:54,282 Actually, it was the 350B2. 444 00:15:54,283 --> 00:15:55,617 Nice. 445 00:15:55,618 --> 00:15:56,918 No, don't give him the "nice." 446 00:15:56,919 --> 00:15:58,587 We haven't seen any movement in the house, 447 00:15:58,588 --> 00:16:00,021 but there are lights on in the barn. 448 00:16:00,056 --> 00:16:01,122 There's a barn? 449 00:16:01,123 --> 00:16:02,591 What is your fascination with barns? 450 00:16:02,592 --> 00:16:04,492 It's where all the awesome stand-offs happen... 451 00:16:04,493 --> 00:16:07,162 rusty farm equipment, light shining through bullet holes. 452 00:16:07,163 --> 00:16:09,564 I'll bet you at least one dove takes flight in slo-mo. 453 00:16:09,565 --> 00:16:11,499 I will take that bet, because that's impossible. 454 00:16:11,500 --> 00:16:12,980 We've got a team on the back entrance, 455 00:16:13,002 --> 00:16:15,537 a team watching the house, and a marksman on that hill. 456 00:16:15,538 --> 00:16:17,472 Okay, tell your men if they find the money first, 457 00:16:17,473 --> 00:16:19,140 that I get to riffle it next to my ear and go, 458 00:16:19,141 --> 00:16:20,208 "It's all here." 459 00:16:20,243 --> 00:16:21,910 - Already told them, Jake. - Love you, bud. 460 00:16:21,911 --> 00:16:23,612 All right, let's lock and load. 461 00:16:26,616 --> 00:16:32,615 ♪ ♪ 462 00:16:33,556 --> 00:16:34,990 Dope. 463 00:16:40,563 --> 00:16:43,298 Moved faster than I was expecting, but still cool. 464 00:16:43,299 --> 00:16:44,699 I don't see him. 465 00:16:44,734 --> 00:16:46,468 Oh, he's here. 466 00:16:46,469 --> 00:16:47,468 I can feel it. 467 00:16:47,470 --> 00:16:48,937 He is. He's dead. 468 00:16:48,971 --> 00:16:50,906 - What? - The body is right here. 469 00:16:52,742 --> 00:16:54,743 Damn it! Bludsoe played us. 470 00:16:57,580 --> 00:16:59,881 Pick up, pick up, pick up. 471 00:16:59,882 --> 00:17:01,483 - Hello? - Hey, it's Peralta. 472 00:17:01,484 --> 00:17:02,817 Is Bludsoe still in custody? 473 00:17:02,852 --> 00:17:04,953 Yeah, we got him. He's in his... 474 00:17:06,389 --> 00:17:08,156 Ooh. 475 00:17:14,597 --> 00:17:17,566 So... good news first. 476 00:17:17,567 --> 00:17:21,570 We're gonna be flying back past a beautiful sunset. 477 00:17:21,571 --> 00:17:23,705 Bad news... Bludsoe escaped from the hospital 478 00:17:23,706 --> 00:17:24,839 and we're all screwed. 479 00:17:24,874 --> 00:17:28,324 But... Pretty sunset. 480 00:17:28,816 --> 00:17:30,237 Oh, man, look at the captain. 481 00:17:30,238 --> 00:17:32,082 He's pacing slowly. 482 00:17:32,083 --> 00:17:34,694 For him, that's like a full-on, rage-fueled freak out. 483 00:17:34,695 --> 00:17:37,997 The only thing worse is when he stands perfectly still. 484 00:17:37,998 --> 00:17:39,732 Oh, no, he's standing perfectly still. 485 00:17:39,733 --> 00:17:41,413 All right, I'm gonna go talk to him. 486 00:17:41,435 --> 00:17:42,635 Mm, no I'm not. 487 00:17:42,636 --> 00:17:45,305 Yep, I am. No, I'm not gonna do it. 488 00:17:45,306 --> 00:17:46,472 Okay, I am. I'm gonna go. 489 00:17:46,473 --> 00:17:47,774 Okay. Be careful. 490 00:17:47,775 --> 00:17:49,943 - You're so brave. - Thanks. 491 00:17:49,944 --> 00:17:52,245 Hey, Captain. 492 00:17:52,246 --> 00:17:53,413 What you thinking about? 493 00:17:53,447 --> 00:17:55,782 Mostly about how Madeline Wuntch will destroy me 494 00:17:55,783 --> 00:17:58,084 because you wanted a helicopter to play action movie. 495 00:17:58,118 --> 00:18:01,254 I needed the helicopter because I was chasing a bad guy 496 00:18:01,255 --> 00:18:02,388 because I'm a cop. 497 00:18:02,423 --> 00:18:04,591 Really? It wasn't just to make this case epic? 498 00:18:04,625 --> 00:18:06,159 This case is epic. 499 00:18:06,160 --> 00:18:08,695 You're just too wrapped up in the politics to see it. 500 00:18:08,696 --> 00:18:10,763 Sir, we're tracking a triple murderer 501 00:18:10,764 --> 00:18:12,232 who stole $21 million, 502 00:18:12,233 --> 00:18:14,834 and all you can think about is Madeline Wuntch. 503 00:18:18,305 --> 00:18:19,672 - You're right. - What's that now? 504 00:18:19,673 --> 00:18:21,674 Before I came to the Nine-Nine, 505 00:18:21,675 --> 00:18:23,209 I was rotting away behind a desk 506 00:18:23,210 --> 00:18:24,677 in the public relations department. 507 00:18:24,678 --> 00:18:27,247 All I wanted was the chance to do good police work again. 508 00:18:27,248 --> 00:18:33,152 I just got it, and I blew it thinking about that devil toad. 509 00:18:33,187 --> 00:18:35,421 I'm tired of politics. 510 00:18:35,422 --> 00:18:37,924 Let's get that punk! Bludsoe. 511 00:18:37,958 --> 00:18:39,826 This is amazing. 512 00:18:39,827 --> 00:18:41,294 Of course, we have no idea where he is, 513 00:18:41,295 --> 00:18:42,495 but I love where your head's at. 514 00:18:42,530 --> 00:18:43,630 He has no family. 515 00:18:43,631 --> 00:18:44,797 Maybe there was a girlfriend 516 00:18:44,798 --> 00:18:46,566 or someone he worked with at the coffee shop. 517 00:18:46,567 --> 00:18:48,001 The coffee shop... why would someone 518 00:18:48,002 --> 00:18:50,003 who knows they have $21 million coming 519 00:18:50,004 --> 00:18:51,538 take a minimum wage job? 520 00:18:51,572 --> 00:18:53,940 Because he needed access to that building. 521 00:18:53,974 --> 00:18:55,642 Because that's where the money's hidden. 522 00:18:55,643 --> 00:18:56,843 All right, we got to get there quick. 523 00:18:56,877 --> 00:18:58,211 Maybe we should take the chopper. 524 00:18:58,212 --> 00:19:00,480 You said chopper. 525 00:19:00,514 --> 00:19:04,150 Death Blade, Sidewinder, it's go time! 526 00:19:04,185 --> 00:19:05,451 Roger that, Wet Blanket. 527 00:19:05,452 --> 00:19:08,121 No, from now on, call me... 528 00:19:08,122 --> 00:19:11,558 Velvet Thunder. 529 00:19:11,592 --> 00:19:13,660 Okay. 530 00:19:14,962 --> 00:19:18,031 Hey, Cagney and Lacey got off the wait list. 531 00:19:18,065 --> 00:19:19,833 Thank you, guys, for helping me. 532 00:19:19,834 --> 00:19:21,701 Rosa, I should've listened to you. 533 00:19:21,735 --> 00:19:23,136 Yeah, everyone should listen to me 534 00:19:23,137 --> 00:19:24,370 all the time about everything. 535 00:19:24,371 --> 00:19:26,573 It was pretty fun. The kids actually liked me. 536 00:19:26,574 --> 00:19:28,041 I wish I could go back to middle school 537 00:19:28,042 --> 00:19:29,041 knowing what I know now. 538 00:19:29,043 --> 00:19:31,110 I'd be so cool. 539 00:19:31,111 --> 00:19:33,079 And I'd get to retake all the tests. 540 00:19:33,080 --> 00:19:34,714 And update some book reports. 541 00:19:34,748 --> 00:19:38,151 Oh, un, Gina, Dr. Susman said 542 00:19:38,185 --> 00:19:40,186 you had a real impact on those kids. 543 00:19:40,187 --> 00:19:42,088 Apparently, you were just named 544 00:19:42,089 --> 00:19:43,857 Spring Dance Princess somehow. 545 00:19:43,891 --> 00:19:46,459 Mm-hmm, what am I always telling you guys? 546 00:19:46,460 --> 00:19:47,827 I'm royalty. 547 00:19:47,862 --> 00:19:49,596 All right, listen up. 548 00:19:49,597 --> 00:19:51,264 We go in strong and we go in fast. 549 00:19:51,298 --> 00:19:52,899 Evans, you're on door breach. 550 00:19:52,933 --> 00:19:54,267 Patterson... flashbang. 551 00:19:54,268 --> 00:19:56,302 Boyle, stop squatting like that. 552 00:19:56,303 --> 00:19:57,604 Sorry, I thought it looked cool. 553 00:19:57,638 --> 00:19:59,139 - It didn't. - On the count of three. 554 00:20:00,412 --> 00:20:02,408 It's Bludsoe! 555 00:20:02,409 --> 00:20:04,410 - NYPD! - Go, go, go! 556 00:20:04,411 --> 00:20:05,812 Facedown, flat on the ground! 557 00:20:05,813 --> 00:20:07,580 Hey, over here, over here. 558 00:20:11,986 --> 00:20:13,953 Bingpot! 559 00:20:17,558 --> 00:20:18,892 This rules. 560 00:20:18,926 --> 00:20:20,827 Did you know that my dream has always been to have 561 00:20:20,828 --> 00:20:22,862 my picture taken with a mountain of recovered cash? 562 00:20:22,863 --> 00:20:24,030 And it's always been my dream 563 00:20:24,031 --> 00:20:25,465 to take that picture of you, Jake. 564 00:20:25,466 --> 00:20:27,066 - Oh. - Yeah. 565 00:20:27,067 --> 00:20:28,368 Yeah! 566 00:20:28,369 --> 00:20:30,570 $21 million, Raymond. 567 00:20:30,604 --> 00:20:32,572 I have to admit, I'm impressed. 568 00:20:32,606 --> 00:20:34,073 Sorry to disappoint you, Madeline. 569 00:20:34,074 --> 00:20:35,308 I know you'd hoped we'd fail. 570 00:20:35,342 --> 00:20:37,410 Oh, no, I couldn't be happier. 571 00:20:37,444 --> 00:20:39,746 Wait... Why would you say that? 572 00:20:39,780 --> 00:20:44,617 And why aren't you clenching your little rat hands in anger? 573 00:20:46,720 --> 00:20:48,488 You didn't want me to fail. 574 00:20:48,489 --> 00:20:49,789 You wanted me to succeed. 575 00:20:49,824 --> 00:20:51,291 That's right. 576 00:20:51,292 --> 00:20:54,094 I was looking for an excuse to promote you to a desk job, 577 00:20:54,095 --> 00:20:56,329 and you handed it to me on a silver platter 578 00:20:56,330 --> 00:20:57,664 with your little rat hands. 579 00:20:57,698 --> 00:20:58,832 Oh, no. 580 00:20:58,833 --> 00:21:01,000 Say good-bye to the Nine-Nine, Raymond. 581 00:21:01,001 --> 00:21:04,471 I'm making you head of NYPD Public Relations. 582 00:21:04,505 --> 00:21:06,973 Captain, get in here with me. 583 00:21:07,007 --> 00:21:09,175 Go ahead. Smile for the cameras, Raymond. 584 00:21:09,176 --> 00:21:11,111 That's your new job now. 585 00:21:12,580 --> 00:21:13,813 Hey! 586 00:21:13,848 --> 00:21:15,582 Okay, quick, let's pose back-to-back 587 00:21:15,583 --> 00:21:17,650 with our arms crossed and a cocky smirk. 588 00:21:19,919 --> 00:21:21,387 You doing it? Your arms crossed? 589 00:21:21,388 --> 00:21:22,989 No, arms down. That's good. 590 00:21:22,990 --> 00:21:27,044 Sync & corrections by Rafael UPD www.addic7ed.com/