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The muggings were
confined to Cabot Street.
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They began over
two months ago...
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Just like this briefing did.
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Please go to charisma class.
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I'm here. I'm here.
Sorry, Charles.
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No, Jake.
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Never apologize for
making an amazing entrance.
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My power went out last night,
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and my alarm didn't go off.
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Your alarm is power-dependent?
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You brought this
on yourself, son.
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The point is,
it will not happen again.
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Carry on.
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Sorry I'm late, Sarge.
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No hot water this morning.
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But I'm here, ready to go.
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Will cause no
further distractions.
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- Sorry, sorry, sorry.
- Seriously?
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What is your excuse today?
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More bad luck.
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My car ran out of gas,
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and then my clothes
disappeared from the Laundromat.
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I had to beg one of my neighbors
to loan me some of his.
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You never told us Sinbad
lives in your building.
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If Sinbad lived in my building,
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I would have a tattoo
on my forehead
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that said "Sinbad
lives in my building."
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I'm here, I'm here, I'm here,
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and I'm a half an hour early.
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That's right, my string of bad
luck has finally come to an end.
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Peralta, you failed
your drug test.
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There were traces
of cocaine and methamphetamines
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- found in your urine.
- What?
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Captain, this is insane.
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I don't do drugs.
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I mean, sure, a couple
of my teeth are loose,
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but that's from dental neglect,
not meth.
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Yeah, those tests
are unreliable.
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Okay, let's not blame "tests."
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I believe in you, Jake,
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but come on,
he's going after tests.
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Sir, listen:
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the missing laundry,
the hot water,
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the power, the gas,
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now this?
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This is not bad luck,
it's a pattern.
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Someone's trying to sabotage me.
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And who would want to do that?
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Probably someone I put away.
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It's the only explanation.
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Or you didn't pay your bills
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and you only put a quarter
gallon of gas in your tank
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'cause you wanted to spend the
rest on mini-mart beef jerky.
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Wrong, I buy my jerky online
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from the world's
top jerkmasters,
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so it looks like you need
to update your jerk Rolodex,
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which is not as dirty
as it sounds.
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Anyway, I can prove that I
filled up my tank, all right?
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I even have a receipt,
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because I keep all my receipts
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like a mature adult person.
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Laser tag,
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wheelie shoes,
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remote control monster truck,
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aha!
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Gas station.
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Someone drained my tank.
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Okay, I know you don't do drugs,
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so maybe there is something
to what you're saying.
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I'll talk to One Police Plaza
and arrange an appeal.
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I'll also put someone
on this sabotage theory.
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I got it.
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Jake, when I find
whoever did this to you,
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I'm gonna rip out their eyeballs
and fill their sockets...
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I think you might be
too close to this.
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Copy that.
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Santiago, Diaz: look into it.
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Noice.
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In the meantime, Peralta,
you're suspended.
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I'm gonna need you to hand in
your badge and gun.
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All right, fine,
you can have my badge and gun,
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but we're doing it
in your office
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so I can slam them
down on your desk
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and yell out,
"The system stinks!"
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Actually, the procedure is
to bring your gun and badge
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down to the equipment room
on the second floor,
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fill out form 452-underscore-J,
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hand said form in
to the inventory clerk,
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and then receive a claim check
through interoffice mail.
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The system stinks!
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Hey, Boyle,
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any progress with
that extortion case
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you and Jake
have been working on?
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No, I've just been
going over his notes.
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Look how cool and illegible
his handwriting is.
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Oh, I wish I could be that free.
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But you know me,
ever the calligrapher.
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Yeah, well, I thought you might
need a little more manpower.
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Okay.
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So I'm assigning you
a new partner.
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Actually, partners.
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Yep, there's definitely
something in there.
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Looks like a peanut.
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Bet it's a cashew.
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You're on.
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No, Sarge, come on!
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They're terrible.
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Stop exaggerating, Boyle.
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They're good detectives.
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They're fine.
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Oh, no.
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I pushed it in deeper.
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They're all we got.
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Sir,
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Gina's dance concert
was last night.
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Right.
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The Dancy Reagan performance.
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I've been so preoccupied
with Peralta's drug test,
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it totally slipped my mind.
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Me too.
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But don't worry.
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I told her we were there.
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Was your favorite move
"The Gull"?
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Or was it "Space Bubbles"?
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Oh, I loved them both!
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I'm a bubble man
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and a gull man!
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You lied to her?
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Like a pro.
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I couldn't hurt her feelings.
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She really wanted
us to be there.
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Well, I wish you hadn't
involved me in your deception.
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I maintain a strict
code of integrity.
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Come on, Captain.
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You never told a white lie
to make a person feel better?
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I only lie when someone's
safety is at risk.
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Or if a juvenile aged
eight years or younger
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asks about Santa Claus.
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In which case...
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I feed them some reassuring pap
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about the logical impossibility
of proving a negative.
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It's sentimental drivel,
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but they eat it up.
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So...
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does this mean you're
gonna blow up my spot
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and tell Gina the truth?
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If she asks me, then yes,
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I suppose I will have to
blow your spot right up.
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Okay, this is
everyone I could think of
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who would want to
mess with my life.
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Perps,
people I've testified against,
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the old guy
who lived underneath me
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when I was learning
the Gangnam Style dance.
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Wow, you've pissed off
a lot of people.
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Well, that's what happens
when you live out loud, Rosa.
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We need to look into
the power outage and hot water.
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Do you have proof
you pay your bills?
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Are you serious?
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Guys, this is not my fault.
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My reputation is being sabotaged
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by some guy.
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Or girl, you know.
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Monsters can be women too.
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Super progressive
attitude, Jake.
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Look, we are on your side.
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It's just, you're not
the most responsible person.
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We have to do our job.
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All right, fine.
You can see my bank records.
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But I always pay my power bill.
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Often late.
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One time in person
with Canadian pennies.
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Oh, my God, talking
about your finances
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makes me sweat behind the knees.
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Nice.
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Hey, speaking of funky smells,
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should we start this
investigation
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at the urinalysis lab?
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Hmm? Take a trip
to the old pee factory?
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Jake, you're suspended.
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Just go home, have a beer,
and smash something.
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That's what I'd do.
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Or take advantage
of this amazing city.
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Go sightseeing.
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MoMA has an exhibit
I'm dying to see.
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It's all about
office chair design.
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Oh!
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Look, I know technically
I'm not supposed to help out,
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but rules are made to be broken.
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They were made to be followed.
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Nothing is made to be broken.
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Uh, piñatas.
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- Glow sticks.
- Karate boards.
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Spaghetti when you
have a small pot.
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Rules.
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Look, someone's messing
with my life here.
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I thought you guys had my back.
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We do.
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But seriously,
you can't come with us.
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Okay.
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Fine.
I get it.
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Protocol's protocol.
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I'm gonna go check out
that office chair design exhibit
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at the MoMA.
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Rosa? Amy?
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What are you guys doing here?
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Our non-suspended jobs.
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You're not supposed
to be investigating.
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I'm not, I'm sightseeing,
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just as Amy suggested.
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At Brooklyn Urine and Blood?
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Oh, yeah, the internet says
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this is the number-one
urinalysis lab
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in all of New York.
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Fun tourist selfie!
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Boink!
Not your best.
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Anyways, I'm gonna take
a "walking tour" in here
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while you guys ask
a couple of questions,
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and also, I've been
waiting for 20 minutes.
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Where have you been?
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We had to find the addresses
of all 78 people
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you said might want to hurt you.
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Uh-huh.
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And was there another
stop along the way?
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We got coffee.
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Those are cappuccinos.
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You know how long it takes
to foam that milk?
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Time you could have
spent on my case,
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but I guess it's just froth
over friends with you two.
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Anyways, let's do this.
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Jake...
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I can't believe
I'm about to say this.
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I really wish you could come
look at urine with us,
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but you can't.
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You're suspended.
Go home.
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All right, fine.
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If you guys won't help me,
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I guess I'll just
get myself off.
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Context.
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Context was
important on that one.
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I get Greek yogurt,
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'cause there's heritage there,
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but Iceland?
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No, no, no, no, no!
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Hey, Gina!
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What are you guys talking about?
Yogurt? Me too.
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Let's keep talking about that.
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Whoo!
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Terry's out of breath.
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Cool. I was just
dropping off some files.
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Great, let's just
go out to your desk
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and let's talk
about how that went.
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Okay, Terry.
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But first, I want
to ask the captain
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for his impresh of my show.
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Got any feed-b, or was it just
love, love, love?
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Well, actually...
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I thought it was amazing!
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You were like a swan
who went to Juilliard.
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It was so good.
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Terry, I have already
received your praise.
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I'm clearly fishing
in another pond right now.
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00:07:41,691 --> 00:07:43,041
I'm putting an end to this.
265
00:07:43,059 --> 00:07:44,193
Sergeant Jeffords and I
266
00:07:44,194 --> 00:07:47,463
were unable to attend
your performance.
267
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Oh.
268
00:07:49,165 --> 00:07:51,265
r compliments.
269
00:07:51,301 --> 00:07:53,134
Terry is a practiced liar.
270
00:07:53,169 --> 00:07:55,011
I'm sorry we missed the show.
271
00:07:55,038 --> 00:07:57,773
I know that dancing is
an important hobby to you.
272
00:07:57,774 --> 00:07:59,074
Hobby?
273
00:07:59,075 --> 00:08:00,516
You think my dancing is a hobby?
274
00:08:00,543 --> 00:08:01,643
Oh, yes.
275
00:08:01,644 --> 00:08:03,712
Like me and antique
globe collecting.
276
00:08:03,713 --> 00:08:06,782
It's thrilling, but nobody is
ever going to pay me for it.
277
00:08:06,783 --> 00:08:07,815
Ergo, a hobby.
278
00:08:07,851 --> 00:08:09,151
I get paid...
279
00:08:09,152 --> 00:08:10,853
in applause.
280
00:08:10,854 --> 00:08:12,612
But apparently not yours.
281
00:08:15,291 --> 00:08:18,076
I know that maintaining
integrity can be difficult,
282
00:08:18,094 --> 00:08:19,528
but in the long run,
283
00:08:19,529 --> 00:08:21,397
everyone is better for it.
284
00:08:24,267 --> 00:08:26,035
Attention everyone.
285
00:08:26,036 --> 00:08:29,671
The tragic sound you hear
is the shredding of my spandie.
286
00:08:29,672 --> 00:08:32,240
Gina Linetti
will never dance again.
287
00:08:34,978 --> 00:08:36,744
So those threatening phone calls
288
00:08:36,780 --> 00:08:38,614
were being made to Tim Orsk
289
00:08:38,615 --> 00:08:40,014
of Tim O's Limos.
290
00:08:40,050 --> 00:08:41,316
That's interesting.
291
00:08:41,317 --> 00:08:43,818
This Orsk guy's name keeps
cropping up in this case.
292
00:08:43,853 --> 00:08:45,421
'Cause he's the victim.
293
00:08:45,422 --> 00:08:47,056
You know, he's
the guy whose window
294
00:08:47,057 --> 00:08:49,425
was smashed with this rock.
295
00:08:49,426 --> 00:08:50,426
Okay?
296
00:08:50,427 --> 00:08:52,110
He's being extorted for $10,000.
297
00:08:52,128 --> 00:08:54,404
Sure, but what do
they want from him?
298
00:08:54,431 --> 00:08:55,864
$10,000.
299
00:08:55,865 --> 00:08:57,399
I just said that.
300
00:08:57,400 --> 00:09:00,201
We're trying to figure out
who's doing the threatening.
301
00:09:00,236 --> 00:09:02,504
Wait.
I have a theory.
302
00:09:02,505 --> 00:09:05,007
I think "limousine"
and "magazine"
303
00:09:05,008 --> 00:09:06,340
come from the same word.
304
00:09:06,376 --> 00:09:07,743
Just focus!
305
00:09:07,744 --> 00:09:09,178
I'm sorry for snapping.
306
00:09:09,179 --> 00:09:10,178
I interviewed Orsk...
307
00:09:10,213 --> 00:09:11,580
Orsk!
There it is again.
308
00:09:11,581 --> 00:09:12,981
Oh, you're useless!
309
00:09:12,982 --> 00:09:14,383
You're completely useless!
310
00:09:14,384 --> 00:09:16,618
You are without a doubt
the most incompetent detectives
311
00:09:16,619 --> 00:09:18,020
I've ever seen.
312
00:09:18,021 --> 00:09:19,888
And I'm including
that bomb-sniffing dog
313
00:09:19,889 --> 00:09:21,180
who humps all the bombs!
314
00:09:23,259 --> 00:09:25,794
You know your turning
signal's been on for 30 seconds.
315
00:09:25,795 --> 00:09:27,728
I like to announce
my turning intention.
316
00:09:27,764 --> 00:09:29,272
This isn't the Indy 500.
317
00:09:29,299 --> 00:09:31,733
Well, when you finally change
lanes an hour from now,
318
00:09:31,734 --> 00:09:33,135
we should go talk
to Jake's super...
319
00:09:33,136 --> 00:09:34,335
see if there was a power outage.
320
00:09:34,370 --> 00:09:35,704
What?
321
00:09:35,705 --> 00:09:36,839
Oh!
322
00:09:36,840 --> 00:09:38,156
Why would you do that?
323
00:09:38,174 --> 00:09:39,208
I just broke into your car
324
00:09:39,209 --> 00:09:40,742
and then
popped up without warning.
325
00:09:40,743 --> 00:09:41,826
Not cool.
326
00:09:41,845 --> 00:09:43,044
What the hell are you doing?
327
00:09:43,079 --> 00:09:44,980
I thought I was hitching
a ride to Rikers
328
00:09:44,981 --> 00:09:46,815
so we could interview
some convicts I put away,
329
00:09:46,816 --> 00:09:49,217
but apparently you're still
wasting time investigating me.
330
00:09:49,252 --> 00:09:52,087
Hey, it's your fault we have to
check up on your power outages.
331
00:09:52,088 --> 00:09:54,422
You have three mini-fridges
plugged in to the same outlet.
332
00:09:54,457 --> 00:09:56,674
Three mini-fridges are cheaper
than one regular one.
333
00:09:56,693 --> 00:09:58,026
We're just doing our jobs.
334
00:09:58,027 --> 00:09:59,027
Why don't you trust us?
335
00:09:59,028 --> 00:10:00,028
How can I?
336
00:10:00,029 --> 00:10:01,130
You didn't even know a man
337
00:10:01,131 --> 00:10:02,831
was lying
in the backseat of your car.
338
00:10:02,832 --> 00:10:04,633
And while you two
were busy lolly-gargling...
339
00:10:04,634 --> 00:10:06,201
I'm not familiar
with the expression...
340
00:10:06,202 --> 00:10:08,570
I was investigating.
I'll send you some selfies.
341
00:10:08,571 --> 00:10:09,972
Look, we're gonna
get to your list.
342
00:10:09,973 --> 00:10:11,740
We just have to rule out
other possibilities first.
343
00:10:11,741 --> 00:10:13,108
You know, there is a real chance
344
00:10:13,109 --> 00:10:14,609
that no one is after you.
345
00:10:14,644 --> 00:10:16,145
Yeah, but I'm telling you
that someone is.
346
00:10:16,146 --> 00:10:17,111
That should be enough.
347
00:10:17,147 --> 00:10:18,747
And we told you to trust us.
348
00:10:18,748 --> 00:10:19,780
That should be enough.
349
00:10:19,816 --> 00:10:21,083
All right, fine.
You don't want my help?
350
00:10:21,084 --> 00:10:22,049
You're not gonna get it.
351
00:10:22,085 --> 00:10:24,219
Dude...
352
00:10:24,220 --> 00:10:26,829
In fact, I'm deleting
your numbers from my phone.
353
00:10:26,856 --> 00:10:27,997
Just let us take you home.
354
00:10:28,024 --> 00:10:29,491
See you never.
355
00:10:29,492 --> 00:10:30,625
Fine.
356
00:10:34,898 --> 00:10:35,898
Where am I?
357
00:10:44,807 --> 00:10:46,707
Hello, Peralta.
358
00:10:48,235 --> 00:10:50,417
Geoffrey Hoytsman?
359
00:10:50,418 --> 00:10:52,018
You're the one
who's been sabotaging me?
360
00:10:52,019 --> 00:10:55,088
I'm just ruining your life
like you ruined mine.
361
00:10:55,089 --> 00:10:56,589
You never should
have arrested me.
362
00:10:56,624 --> 00:10:58,625
But I basically got
your cocaine charges dropped.
363
00:10:58,626 --> 00:11:00,793
You only had to do 40 hours
of community service.
364
00:11:00,828 --> 00:11:03,430
Right, but I wanted to
get them all done at once,
365
00:11:03,431 --> 00:11:06,466
so for energy, I did way too
much cocaine and meth.
366
00:11:06,467 --> 00:11:08,667
Went on a prolonged
psychotic episode
367
00:11:08,703 --> 00:11:10,737
involving assault,
public fornication,
368
00:11:10,738 --> 00:11:12,672
and, apparently,
the touching of my scrotum
369
00:11:12,673 --> 00:11:14,608
to every doorknob
in a synagogue.
370
00:11:14,609 --> 00:11:15,808
And you know what happened then?
371
00:11:15,843 --> 00:11:17,110
They thoroughly cleaned
the synagogue,
372
00:11:17,111 --> 00:11:18,311
you landed on your feet
373
00:11:18,312 --> 00:11:20,046
and pursued your true passion
of selling ice cream?
374
00:11:20,047 --> 00:11:21,248
None of that.
375
00:11:21,249 --> 00:11:24,017
I lost my job
and my wife and my home.
376
00:11:24,018 --> 00:11:25,519
An ex-client lent me this truck.
377
00:11:25,520 --> 00:11:26,753
He likes me
because I got him off
378
00:11:26,754 --> 00:11:27,953
on a strangle-and-mangle.
379
00:11:27,989 --> 00:11:29,522
You have a phrase for that?
380
00:11:29,557 --> 00:11:31,925
I used to, when I was
an awesome lawyer.
381
00:11:31,926 --> 00:11:34,226
Now I'm just another idiot
living in an ice cream truck.
382
00:11:34,262 --> 00:11:36,228
So that's why you put
drugs in my urine.
383
00:11:36,264 --> 00:11:38,198
Hey, that was my urine.
384
00:11:38,199 --> 00:11:39,832
Your urine is in there.
385
00:11:39,867 --> 00:11:41,300
Why would you keep my pee?
386
00:11:41,335 --> 00:11:43,003
I need belongings, Jake,
387
00:11:43,004 --> 00:11:44,104
to feel like a man.
388
00:11:44,105 --> 00:11:46,005
Look, this is a bad idea,
Hoytsman.
389
00:11:46,040 --> 00:11:48,207
People are gonna notice
if I disappear.
390
00:11:48,242 --> 00:11:50,210
See? Someone's already
looking for me.
391
00:11:50,211 --> 00:11:52,379
You're in big trouble, buddy.
392
00:11:52,380 --> 00:11:55,815
Your e-coupon for Big Mike's
Calzones expires today.
393
00:11:55,850 --> 00:11:56,950
You're damn right.
394
00:11:56,951 --> 00:11:58,385
And if I don't redeem that,
395
00:11:58,386 --> 00:12:00,719
Big Mike is gonna get
real suspicious.
396
00:12:00,755 --> 00:12:02,289
Big Mike is a cartoon
397
00:12:02,290 --> 00:12:04,224
with pizzas for eyes.
398
00:12:04,225 --> 00:12:05,591
All right, fine.
399
00:12:05,626 --> 00:12:07,726
Maybe not Big Mike,
but someone will.
400
00:12:07,762 --> 00:12:09,428
Shut up, Peralta!
401
00:12:09,464 --> 00:12:10,830
Oh, boy.
402
00:12:10,865 --> 00:12:12,799
Captain Holt,
403
00:12:12,800 --> 00:12:15,569
here's your CompStat report.
404
00:12:15,570 --> 00:12:17,304
This is how I move now.
405
00:12:17,305 --> 00:12:19,105
Walking is too close to dancing,
406
00:12:19,106 --> 00:12:21,741
and there's no more dance in me.
407
00:12:21,742 --> 00:12:24,344
Plus I'm hoping my leg
muscles will atrophy
408
00:12:24,345 --> 00:12:26,579
so I won't be
tempted to use them.
409
00:12:32,253 --> 00:12:35,221
I bet you feel real good about
calling her dancing hobby, huh?
410
00:12:35,256 --> 00:12:37,723
Sarcasm...
the coward's lie.
411
00:12:37,758 --> 00:12:38,891
I don't get it.
412
00:12:38,926 --> 00:12:40,560
Gina's always
so sure of herself.
413
00:12:40,561 --> 00:12:41,761
She usually doesn't care at all
414
00:12:41,762 --> 00:12:43,128
what people say
or think about her.
415
00:12:43,164 --> 00:12:45,432
Maybe not with
most people, Captain.
416
00:12:45,433 --> 00:12:46,867
But she cares what you think.
417
00:12:49,570 --> 00:12:51,505
Fine.
I regret what I said.
418
00:12:51,506 --> 00:12:53,939
But now, I don't know how
to make it right with her.
419
00:12:53,975 --> 00:12:55,342
Lie!
420
00:12:55,343 --> 00:12:57,344
Look, yesterday I told my twins
421
00:12:57,345 --> 00:12:59,145
there were baby bunnies
in their stomachs
422
00:12:59,146 --> 00:13:00,579
to get them to eat lettuce.
423
00:13:00,615 --> 00:13:01,882
And that worked?
424
00:13:01,883 --> 00:13:04,150
Yeah, but then they refused
to drink their milk
425
00:13:04,151 --> 00:13:06,019
because they thought
the bunnies would drown.
426
00:13:06,020 --> 00:13:08,755
So I bought a couple rabbits
and told the girls
427
00:13:08,756 --> 00:13:10,990
that they hopped out of
their mouths while they slept.
428
00:13:11,025 --> 00:13:12,224
I've lost track of your point.
429
00:13:12,260 --> 00:13:13,360
They ate their lettuce,
430
00:13:13,361 --> 00:13:14,494
I'm stuck with two bunnies,
431
00:13:14,495 --> 00:13:16,061
and lying works!
432
00:13:23,004 --> 00:13:24,104
Pretty good gag, huh?
433
00:13:24,105 --> 00:13:25,772
A prostitute taught me
how to make it.
434
00:13:25,773 --> 00:13:27,274
Ugh.
Where were you?
435
00:13:27,275 --> 00:13:28,842
You were gone for three hours.
436
00:13:28,843 --> 00:13:31,677
I know because I sang "This Is
How We Do It" 143 times.
437
00:13:31,712 --> 00:13:34,347
Okay, well, I had to grab a few
things at the art supply store.
438
00:13:34,348 --> 00:13:36,416
Kidnapping is 90% crafting.
439
00:13:36,417 --> 00:13:38,885
Jake, you're gonna help me
get my life back.
440
00:13:38,886 --> 00:13:40,487
You're gonna confess, on video,
441
00:13:40,488 --> 00:13:42,689
to framing me for everything
that got me in trouble.
442
00:13:42,690 --> 00:13:44,123
And why would I do that?
443
00:13:44,158 --> 00:13:45,492
Because I'm high on bath salts,
444
00:13:45,493 --> 00:13:46,526
emotionally unstable,
445
00:13:46,527 --> 00:13:47,826
and pointing a gun at you.
446
00:13:47,862 --> 00:13:49,261
Let's make a movie!
447
00:13:50,598 --> 00:13:51,765
Hey, Boyle,
448
00:13:51,766 --> 00:13:53,666
guess who caught
the Tim O's Limos perp.
449
00:13:53,701 --> 00:13:55,335
Jake?
450
00:13:55,336 --> 00:13:56,336
Is Jake back?
451
00:13:56,337 --> 00:13:57,337
No, we did.
452
00:13:57,338 --> 00:13:58,505
Scully and Hitchcock.
453
00:13:58,506 --> 00:14:00,440
Signed confession.
454
00:14:00,441 --> 00:14:01,441
You called us useless.
455
00:14:01,442 --> 00:14:02,976
You called us incompetent.
456
00:14:02,977 --> 00:14:04,476
You called us zeros in the sack.
457
00:14:04,512 --> 00:14:05,644
Never happened.
458
00:14:05,680 --> 00:14:07,847
Well, someone said it
to me last night.
459
00:14:07,848 --> 00:14:10,216
Oh, uh, must have been my wife.
460
00:14:10,217 --> 00:14:11,650
How did you solve the case?
461
00:14:11,686 --> 00:14:13,219
We listened to those
voicemails again
462
00:14:13,220 --> 00:14:15,255
and noticed the sound
of parrots in the background.
463
00:14:15,256 --> 00:14:17,057
Got a list of employees,
did door duty
464
00:14:17,058 --> 00:14:19,224
asking neighbors
if any of them kept pet birds.
465
00:14:19,260 --> 00:14:22,228
We finally found
one who did, and guess what.
466
00:14:22,229 --> 00:14:25,197
The landscaping in front of his
building was covered with these.
467
00:14:25,232 --> 00:14:27,901
Same type of rock that
was thrown through the window.
468
00:14:27,902 --> 00:14:29,002
I can't believe it.
469
00:14:29,003 --> 00:14:30,470
What, you don't think
it could break one?
470
00:14:30,471 --> 00:14:31,470
Watch.
471
00:14:33,574 --> 00:14:35,507
I meant I can't believe
you solved the case.
472
00:14:35,543 --> 00:14:36,942
Well, you were
wrong on that too.
473
00:14:39,747 --> 00:14:43,049
Hi.
My name is Jake Peralta,
474
00:14:43,050 --> 00:14:44,516
and this is my confession.
475
00:14:44,552 --> 00:14:47,052
I destroyed the good name
of an American hero...
476
00:14:47,088 --> 00:14:48,287
Geoffrey Hoytsman.
477
00:14:50,625 --> 00:14:52,525
I framed him
for drug possession,
478
00:14:52,526 --> 00:14:53,860
I got him fired from his job,
479
00:14:53,861 --> 00:14:55,495
and I planted his scrotal prints
480
00:14:55,496 --> 00:14:57,429
on the synagogue doorknobs.
481
00:14:57,465 --> 00:14:59,666
Great, now just eighty more
confessions to go.
482
00:14:59,667 --> 00:15:01,834
You've been very naughty.
483
00:15:01,869 --> 00:15:04,738
I threatened to blow
Mr. Hoytsman's head off
484
00:15:04,739 --> 00:15:06,506
if he didn't quote-unquote
485
00:15:06,507 --> 00:15:09,074
"really cheap out
on his dad's funeral."
486
00:15:09,110 --> 00:15:11,077
And while he slept,
487
00:15:11,078 --> 00:15:12,912
I logged in to
Hoytsman's computer
488
00:15:12,913 --> 00:15:15,315
and flooded it with Thai
pornography.
489
00:15:15,316 --> 00:15:16,382
Starts crying.
490
00:15:16,417 --> 00:15:18,151
"Starts crying"
is a stage direction,
491
00:15:18,152 --> 00:15:19,686
you imbecile!
492
00:15:19,687 --> 00:15:22,856
Also, I fathered two children
with Hoytsman's cleaning lady,
493
00:15:22,857 --> 00:15:24,624
and it was I,
disguised as Geoffrey,
494
00:15:24,625 --> 00:15:27,359
who spoke against her
at her political asylum hearing.
495
00:15:27,395 --> 00:15:28,460
God.
496
00:15:28,496 --> 00:15:29,840
You did it, not me.
497
00:15:31,098 --> 00:15:33,967
I am a horrible person
who has done horrible things
498
00:15:33,968 --> 00:15:35,768
to a truly decent man,
499
00:15:35,803 --> 00:15:39,606
which is why I've decided
to take my own life.
500
00:15:39,607 --> 00:15:41,040
Wait, no, I didn't decide that.
501
00:15:41,075 --> 00:15:42,274
Spoiler alert!
502
00:15:43,210 --> 00:15:45,640
Decided to take my own life.
503
00:15:45,641 --> 00:15:47,408
That last take sounded great.
504
00:15:47,409 --> 00:15:49,710
You really brought
my words to life.
505
00:15:49,711 --> 00:15:51,212
You know, I should write more.
506
00:15:51,213 --> 00:15:52,213
What a rush!
507
00:15:52,214 --> 00:15:54,181
Hoytsman, you don't
have to do this.
508
00:15:54,182 --> 00:15:55,416
Your life's not so bad.
509
00:15:55,417 --> 00:15:57,418
Living in an ice cream truck?
Never showering?
510
00:15:57,419 --> 00:15:58,886
That was my childhood dream.
511
00:15:58,887 --> 00:16:00,288
I had everything.
512
00:16:00,289 --> 00:16:03,891
I had friends, a wife,
two beautiful children...
513
00:16:03,892 --> 00:16:04,992
out of three total.
514
00:16:04,993 --> 00:16:06,127
Not a bad ratio.
515
00:16:06,128 --> 00:16:07,295
And now I have nothing
516
00:16:07,296 --> 00:16:08,296
and no one.
517
00:16:08,297 --> 00:16:09,397
Look, I get it.
518
00:16:09,398 --> 00:16:10,865
I know what that feels like.
519
00:16:10,866 --> 00:16:13,701
You've only lived in an ice
cream truck for part of one day!
520
00:16:13,702 --> 00:16:15,303
How could you possibly know?
521
00:16:15,304 --> 00:16:17,438
Well, I know no one's
coming to rescue me.
522
00:16:17,439 --> 00:16:19,740
I was so concerned with saving
myself and my reputation
523
00:16:19,741 --> 00:16:21,074
I pushed all my friends away.
524
00:16:22,444 --> 00:16:23,711
Wow.
525
00:16:23,712 --> 00:16:25,780
Sounds like you're
having a breakthrough.
526
00:16:25,781 --> 00:16:27,080
You should act on this.
527
00:16:27,115 --> 00:16:29,617
You still have time
to make it right.
528
00:16:29,618 --> 00:16:31,085
Really?
You're not gonna kill me?
529
00:16:31,086 --> 00:16:32,186
Oh, jeez.
530
00:16:32,187 --> 00:16:33,554
I totally forgot.
531
00:16:33,555 --> 00:16:35,690
Thanks for reminding me.
Of course I'm gonna kill you.
532
00:16:35,691 --> 00:16:38,192
Drugs make me say
such silly things.
533
00:16:38,193 --> 00:16:39,694
Drugs are so silly.
534
00:16:39,695 --> 00:16:42,897
Ooh, I'm gonna do some
right now.
535
00:16:42,898 --> 00:16:43,898
- Hoytsman.
- What?
536
00:16:43,899 --> 00:16:44,899
- Hyah!
- Oh!
537
00:16:44,900 --> 00:16:46,901
God!
That's my nose!
538
00:16:46,902 --> 00:16:48,335
That's where I put the drugs in!
539
00:16:48,370 --> 00:16:50,438
- Gyah!
- Oh!
540
00:16:52,407 --> 00:16:54,075
So long, Hoytsman.
541
00:16:54,076 --> 00:16:56,009
Hyah!
542
00:16:56,044 --> 00:16:57,111
I can't move!
543
00:16:57,112 --> 00:16:59,547
I'm turtling.
I'm turtling!
544
00:16:59,548 --> 00:17:01,515
Nice try, Jake.
545
00:17:01,516 --> 00:17:02,550
Get up!
546
00:17:02,551 --> 00:17:03,683
I can't.
547
00:17:03,719 --> 00:17:05,186
Oh.
548
00:17:05,187 --> 00:17:06,453
Yeah. Okay.
My bad.
549
00:17:08,123 --> 00:17:09,724
What's this?
550
00:17:09,725 --> 00:17:13,694
I'm selling my smoke machine,
glitter cannon, and castanets.
551
00:17:13,695 --> 00:17:15,062
I would've put my soul on there,
552
00:17:15,063 --> 00:17:17,832
but that was shredded
along with my spandies.
553
00:17:17,833 --> 00:17:19,567
Gina, I want to
tell you something.
554
00:17:19,568 --> 00:17:22,303
Dancing is more than just
a hobby for you.
555
00:17:22,304 --> 00:17:23,638
It's a profession.
556
00:17:23,639 --> 00:17:25,539
Oh, so you're a liar
like Terry now?
557
00:17:25,540 --> 00:17:27,842
No, I'm no bunny-buying coward.
558
00:17:27,843 --> 00:17:29,777
You are a professional dancer,
559
00:17:29,778 --> 00:17:32,213
because I'm paying Dancy Reagan
560
00:17:32,214 --> 00:17:35,716
to perform two shows at
our at-risk youth program.
561
00:17:35,717 --> 00:17:36,884
Congratulations.
562
00:17:36,885 --> 00:17:40,054
Thank you, Captain.
563
00:17:40,055 --> 00:17:41,822
You just made me
the happiest, prettiest,
564
00:17:41,823 --> 00:17:43,357
most talented girl in the world.
565
00:17:43,358 --> 00:17:45,693
This is the best $8,000
you ever spent.
566
00:17:45,694 --> 00:17:47,127
It's $200.
567
00:17:47,162 --> 00:17:49,229
I'm sure you're
good for the rest.
568
00:17:49,264 --> 00:17:51,464
Captain loves my dancing.
569
00:17:57,839 --> 00:18:00,141
This is why you're alone, Jake.
570
00:18:00,142 --> 00:18:01,509
We were bonding,
571
00:18:01,510 --> 00:18:02,543
talking about our pain,
572
00:18:02,544 --> 00:18:04,412
and you pull a stunt like that?
573
00:18:04,413 --> 00:18:05,546
You were gonna kill me.
574
00:18:05,547 --> 00:18:07,181
Deflect, deflect, deflect.
575
00:18:07,182 --> 00:18:09,650
This is why everyone hates you.
576
00:18:09,651 --> 00:18:10,851
You open?
577
00:18:10,852 --> 00:18:12,853
Okay.
You keep it shut.
578
00:18:12,854 --> 00:18:14,387
I really need this sale.
579
00:18:17,192 --> 00:18:19,325
Hello, ma...
whoa!
580
00:18:20,362 --> 00:18:21,429
Don't hurt me!
581
00:18:21,430 --> 00:18:23,397
I'm someone's little boy.
582
00:18:23,398 --> 00:18:25,099
Geoffrey Hoytsman,
you're under arrest.
583
00:18:25,100 --> 00:18:26,233
Ow.
584
00:18:26,234 --> 00:18:29,737
Oh, I am so relieved
you guys found me.
585
00:18:29,738 --> 00:18:30,937
Wait, how did you find me?
586
00:18:30,972 --> 00:18:32,506
You hadn't done anything
super annoying to us
587
00:18:32,507 --> 00:18:33,507
for, like, five hours,
588
00:18:33,508 --> 00:18:34,709
so we knew something was wrong.
589
00:18:34,710 --> 00:18:36,077
Oh, that's very insulting
590
00:18:36,078 --> 00:18:37,511
but dead on.
591
00:18:37,512 --> 00:18:39,814
We looked through those
irritating selfies you sent us,
592
00:18:39,815 --> 00:18:41,282
and in the background
of three of them
593
00:18:41,283 --> 00:18:42,383
was an ice cream truck.
594
00:18:42,384 --> 00:18:44,285
We ran the plates
and put out an APB.
595
00:18:44,286 --> 00:18:46,220
I'm sorry we doubted
anybody was sabotaging you.
596
00:18:46,221 --> 00:18:47,822
No, I'm the one
who should apologize.
597
00:18:47,823 --> 00:18:49,490
For some reason,
I have trouble believing
598
00:18:49,491 --> 00:18:50,691
people actually have my back.
599
00:18:50,692 --> 00:18:51,992
I don't know why.
600
00:18:51,993 --> 00:18:54,428
Probably my dad abandoning me.
601
00:18:54,429 --> 00:18:56,764
Maybe something I should work
out in therapy, but...
602
00:18:56,765 --> 00:19:00,401
who has an hour to spare
once every two weeks, right?
603
00:19:00,402 --> 00:19:01,402
Anyways,
604
00:19:01,403 --> 00:19:02,969
I'm sorry I acted
like a jackass.
605
00:19:03,004 --> 00:19:05,272
Wow, Jake, you're so sincere
since you got off coke.
606
00:19:05,273 --> 00:19:07,141
And meth.
That was the hard one to kick.
607
00:19:07,142 --> 00:19:09,343
No, the hard one to kick
is angel dust,
608
00:19:09,344 --> 00:19:11,812
which is why I am
locked in for life.
609
00:19:14,015 --> 00:19:15,015
Hey.
610
00:19:15,016 --> 00:19:16,250
I double checked your evidence.
611
00:19:16,251 --> 00:19:17,251
Everything looks good.
612
00:19:17,252 --> 00:19:19,353
I got to say...
613
00:19:19,354 --> 00:19:20,788
you guys are good cops.
614
00:19:20,789 --> 00:19:22,656
Hyeah, no doy!
615
00:19:22,657 --> 00:19:24,625
How do you think we got to be
the oldest guys here?
616
00:19:24,626 --> 00:19:25,726
By never being promoted
617
00:19:25,727 --> 00:19:27,428
and losing all
your money to divorces?
618
00:19:27,429 --> 00:19:28,796
And bad investments.
619
00:19:28,797 --> 00:19:31,198
Anyway, I'm sorry
for calling you useless.
620
00:19:31,199 --> 00:19:33,100
I'm gonna make sure
everyone knows you did good.
621
00:19:33,101 --> 00:19:34,335
- Boyle, please don't.
- Don't?
622
00:19:34,336 --> 00:19:35,736
The last thing we need
623
00:19:35,737 --> 00:19:37,304
is to suddenly be
on everyone's A list.
624
00:19:37,305 --> 00:19:38,339
The ones to watch.
625
00:19:38,340 --> 00:19:39,340
The golden boys.
626
00:19:39,341 --> 00:19:40,707
Pair of red hot dicks.
627
00:19:40,742 --> 00:19:42,276
No one calls detectives
that anymore.
628
00:19:42,277 --> 00:19:43,611
People call detectives that?
629
00:19:43,612 --> 00:19:45,846
All that
investigating was exhausting.
630
00:19:45,847 --> 00:19:48,115
Besides, we did our share
of that in the '70s and '80s.
631
00:19:48,116 --> 00:19:51,018
Now we like to do paperwork
in our comfy chairs.
632
00:19:51,019 --> 00:19:52,653
If we're away from
our desks for too long,
633
00:19:52,654 --> 00:19:56,190
they'll update our computers,
and we'll lose Minesweeper.
634
00:19:56,191 --> 00:19:57,825
So please, don't tell anyone
635
00:19:57,826 --> 00:19:59,827
about the amazing work
we did today.
636
00:19:59,828 --> 00:20:01,395
I never said "amazing."
637
00:20:01,396 --> 00:20:03,297
You kind of just did your jobs.
638
00:20:03,298 --> 00:20:05,132
There you go.
639
00:20:05,133 --> 00:20:06,133
No, really.
640
00:20:06,134 --> 00:20:07,367
I mean, you also broke a window.
641
00:20:07,402 --> 00:20:08,635
Now you get it.
642
00:20:12,507 --> 00:20:14,341
Your suspension
has been lifted, Peralta.
643
00:20:14,342 --> 00:20:15,843
Well, that's great news, sir.
644
00:20:15,844 --> 00:20:17,578
And now it is time
for the traditional
645
00:20:17,579 --> 00:20:18,913
handing back of gun and badge
646
00:20:18,914 --> 00:20:20,314
to the vindicated hero ceremony.
647
00:20:20,315 --> 00:20:21,482
Everyone in!
648
00:20:21,483 --> 00:20:23,116
I don't have your gun
or your badge.
649
00:20:23,151 --> 00:20:26,620
Just take form 891-underscore-J
down to the equipment room
650
00:20:26,621 --> 00:20:28,189
and retrieve your things there.
651
00:20:28,190 --> 00:20:29,924
I'm sorry,
but that's unacceptable.
652
00:20:29,925 --> 00:20:31,125
Come on, Captain.
I need this.
653
00:20:31,126 --> 00:20:32,126
We all need this!
654
00:20:33,695 --> 00:20:36,063
Fine. Fine.
655
00:20:36,064 --> 00:20:37,897
If this will make you happy...
656
00:20:39,701 --> 00:20:42,570
I believe these belong to you.
657
00:20:42,571 --> 00:20:43,737
Congratulations.
658
00:20:46,107 --> 00:20:47,675
That's very nice.
Thank you.
659
00:20:47,676 --> 00:20:49,910
But as I've said before,
the system stinks,
660
00:20:49,911 --> 00:20:51,178
and this isn't over.
661
00:20:51,179 --> 00:20:53,514
I say we march down
to city hall!
662
00:20:53,515 --> 00:20:54,915
Get out of my office.
663
00:20:54,916 --> 00:20:55,916
Yup.
664
00:20:55,917 --> 00:20:59,698
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