1 00:00:00,441 --> 00:00:02,526 Guys! I have a great idea for a prank. 2 00:00:02,562 --> 00:00:03,693 Before Holt comes in, 3 00:00:03,729 --> 00:00:05,370 I'm gonna put ink on the podium where he puts his hands. 4 00:00:05,406 --> 00:00:06,505 I don't think he'll fall for that. 5 00:00:06,540 --> 00:00:07,538 - I did! - How? 6 00:00:07,574 --> 00:00:08,575 I haven't even opened this yet. 7 00:00:08,611 --> 00:00:09,582 I guess it's unrelated. 8 00:00:09,618 --> 00:00:11,327 Captain Holt hates pranks. This is gonna backfire, man. 9 00:00:11,363 --> 00:00:13,265 Ugh, fine, I'll tone it down. I'll... 10 00:00:13,514 --> 00:00:15,081 move his podium a foot to the left. 11 00:00:15,116 --> 00:00:16,480 What? He'll be so angry. 12 00:00:16,516 --> 00:00:17,800 - Okay, five inches. - Five? 13 00:00:17,836 --> 00:00:18,802 - Three? - Three? 14 00:00:18,838 --> 00:00:19,806 - One? - One? 15 00:00:19,842 --> 00:00:20,953 All right. I'll move it a half inch. 16 00:00:20,988 --> 00:00:22,188 Fine. It's your funeral. 17 00:00:22,223 --> 00:00:23,408 Oh my god. 18 00:00:24,357 --> 00:00:25,980 Worst prank ever. So stupid. 19 00:00:26,016 --> 00:00:27,596 Holt's not even going to notice. 20 00:00:27,754 --> 00:00:28,771 Good morning. 21 00:00:32,378 --> 00:00:33,511 You guys... 22 00:00:33,824 --> 00:00:35,185 the podium, it's... 23 00:00:36,509 --> 00:00:37,493 Ha. 24 00:00:44,554 --> 00:00:45,745 You're crazy! 25 00:00:45,780 --> 00:00:46,946 How did you pull this off? 26 00:01:02,230 --> 00:01:06,230 Sync & corrections by emeline-whovian www.addic7ed.com 27 00:01:06,801 --> 00:01:09,568 Yes, Kevin, they moved it a full half inch. 28 00:01:09,603 --> 00:01:11,201 I'll tell you the entire story tonight. 29 00:01:11,237 --> 00:01:12,964 I love you as well. Goodbye. 30 00:01:13,741 --> 00:01:15,889 Oh, that was a fun several moments. 31 00:01:15,925 --> 00:01:17,676 So, there's been a series of homicides. 32 00:01:17,711 --> 00:01:19,578 Three victims, all young men, 33 00:01:19,613 --> 00:01:21,480 each murdered in their own fashion. 34 00:01:21,515 --> 00:01:22,715 A serial killer? How'd they do it? 35 00:01:22,750 --> 00:01:24,683 Strangled? Mangled? Hung, i.e. dangled? 36 00:01:24,718 --> 00:01:25,751 Their bodies were disfigured. 37 00:01:25,786 --> 00:01:26,797 I.e. "mangled." Continue. 38 00:01:26,833 --> 00:01:28,087 Our killer cut the victims open 39 00:01:28,122 --> 00:01:29,143 and ripped out their hearts. 40 00:01:29,179 --> 00:01:30,423 Now, before I assign this case... 41 00:01:30,458 --> 00:01:31,791 - Five dollars! - What? 42 00:01:31,826 --> 00:01:33,192 I'm bidding for it. I want this so badly. 43 00:01:33,227 --> 00:01:34,293 - That's not how we... - $20. 44 00:01:34,328 --> 00:01:35,462 Just to make this interesting. 45 00:01:35,498 --> 00:01:37,595 - $100 for Jake to have it! - I was going to assign 46 00:01:37,631 --> 00:01:39,732 the case to you and Peralta but perhaps I should 47 00:01:39,767 --> 00:01:41,467 - give it to Diaz instead. - $200! 48 00:01:41,502 --> 00:01:42,935 It's not about the money, Boyle! 49 00:01:42,970 --> 00:01:44,804 Commissioner Kelly is breathing down my neck. 50 00:01:44,839 --> 00:01:47,339 I need this case handled professionally and maturely. 51 00:01:47,374 --> 00:01:49,251 Name one time I haven't acted professionally. 52 00:01:49,287 --> 00:01:50,309 You're holding a juice box. 53 00:01:50,344 --> 00:01:51,877 It stops me from spilling my juice! 54 00:01:51,912 --> 00:01:53,412 Look, we can handle this, sir. 55 00:01:53,447 --> 00:01:55,381 Do we joke around sometimes? Yes, but when it's time 56 00:01:55,416 --> 00:01:56,982 to buckle down, we're seasoned professionals. 57 00:01:57,017 --> 00:01:58,317 That's why they call us the Spice Boys. 58 00:01:58,352 --> 00:01:59,452 They don't and they won't. 59 00:01:59,487 --> 00:02:01,587 Sir, I swear, give us a chance. 60 00:02:01,622 --> 00:02:02,730 We can get this guy. 61 00:02:03,753 --> 00:02:05,491 Fine. Case goes to the Spice Boys. 62 00:02:05,526 --> 00:02:07,226 - Please don't call us that. - Too late. 63 00:02:07,261 --> 00:02:08,594 Spice Boy train has left the station. 64 00:02:08,629 --> 00:02:09,528 Toot toot! 65 00:02:09,563 --> 00:02:10,896 Hey, hey, check it out. 66 00:02:10,931 --> 00:02:12,565 It's my lieutenant start paperwork! 67 00:02:12,600 --> 00:02:14,266 It's gonna be so weird not calling you Sarge anymore. 68 00:02:14,302 --> 00:02:16,168 Maybe I'll go by Loot. "Morning, Loot!" 69 00:02:16,203 --> 00:02:18,137 "Loot over here." "Let's invite Loot!" 70 00:02:18,173 --> 00:02:19,195 What do you think? 71 00:02:21,108 --> 00:02:22,308 I bet you're excited about 72 00:02:22,343 --> 00:02:23,928 the raise that comes with your promotion. 73 00:02:23,964 --> 00:02:26,611 Well, Terry doesn't like to talk about money, but, uh... 74 00:02:26,647 --> 00:02:28,280 Cha-ching! 75 00:02:28,315 --> 00:02:29,882 Now I can pay for Showtime. 76 00:02:29,917 --> 00:02:31,417 Find out who or what "SMILF" is! 77 00:02:31,452 --> 00:02:33,052 You know, some people say, "Mo money, mo problems," 78 00:02:33,087 --> 00:02:34,687 but those people are idiots. Money's amazing. 79 00:02:34,722 --> 00:02:35,733 Wait, what? 80 00:02:36,355 --> 00:02:37,456 This says there's not enough money 81 00:02:37,491 --> 00:02:39,425 in the Nine-Nine's budget for my raise! 82 00:02:39,460 --> 00:02:40,391 What does that mean? 83 00:02:40,427 --> 00:02:41,566 They're going to transfer me! 84 00:02:41,996 --> 00:02:42,945 _ 85 00:02:44,265 --> 00:02:46,165 Now, I know what you're thinking. 86 00:02:46,353 --> 00:02:48,267 Where'd Dem guts go? 87 00:02:48,302 --> 00:02:49,173 Uh, yeah. 88 00:02:49,209 --> 00:02:50,469 This guy needs a dentist, 89 00:02:50,504 --> 00:02:52,238 because he's got a big ol' cavity. 90 00:02:52,273 --> 00:02:53,806 I love that. I'm stealing it. 91 00:02:53,841 --> 00:02:55,541 You cannot steal what is a gift. 92 00:02:55,576 --> 00:02:57,910 Thank you. Okay, so whoever did this, 93 00:02:57,945 --> 00:02:59,778 they weren't careful with the organs. 94 00:02:59,813 --> 00:03:02,248 They just sorta grabbed whatever and yanked. 95 00:03:02,283 --> 00:03:04,416 Title of your sex tape. Oh, that's just something 96 00:03:04,451 --> 00:03:05,574 we say back at the Nine-Nine. 97 00:03:05,610 --> 00:03:07,418 Interesting, 'cause around here sex tape is what 98 00:03:07,454 --> 00:03:10,389 we call the adhesive you use to reattach a severed penis. 99 00:03:10,424 --> 00:03:12,258 Oh, I'll have to pick some of that up. 100 00:03:12,293 --> 00:03:13,959 - Why? - Anyway... 101 00:03:13,994 --> 00:03:16,682 most of the killer's incisions are very sloppy 102 00:03:16,718 --> 00:03:19,441 but then once he gets to the heart they become very careful. 103 00:03:19,477 --> 00:03:22,001 I mean, look at the vena cava. That's a clean cut. 104 00:03:22,036 --> 00:03:23,335 Game recognize game. 105 00:03:23,370 --> 00:03:25,237 Hmm. I like your style, Doctor Cox. 106 00:03:25,272 --> 00:03:27,239 Gentlemen! The Commissioner would like 107 00:03:27,274 --> 00:03:28,507 a status update on the case. 108 00:03:28,542 --> 00:03:31,103 Oh, come on Ray. You make it sound like I'm puttin' the screws to ya. 109 00:03:31,139 --> 00:03:32,502 No, I just popped in to say 110 00:03:32,537 --> 00:03:33,779 if you don't solve these murders immediately 111 00:03:33,814 --> 00:03:36,160 there's gonna be some serious consequences. 112 00:03:38,492 --> 00:03:39,952 I'm just messin' with ya! 113 00:03:39,987 --> 00:03:42,154 Listen, you know what would help you catch this guy? 114 00:03:42,189 --> 00:03:44,323 I just launched a new app, HotClues. 115 00:03:44,358 --> 00:03:45,330 Are you familiar with it? 116 00:03:45,366 --> 00:03:46,595 The one that allows civilians 117 00:03:46,631 --> 00:03:49,161 to submit anonymous tips directly to the NYPD? 118 00:03:49,196 --> 00:03:51,463 Yes, I'm familiar with... HotClues. 119 00:03:51,498 --> 00:03:53,165 Great! You know, it's actually 120 00:03:53,200 --> 00:03:55,534 helped us solve 17 cases, so I think we should ask 121 00:03:55,569 --> 00:03:57,036 for the public's help with this one. 122 00:03:57,071 --> 00:03:59,378 No, study after study has shown that soliciting 123 00:03:59,414 --> 00:04:02,308 anonymous tips results in false leads and wrongful convictions. 124 00:04:02,343 --> 00:04:03,642 Hmm. Tell me how you really feel. 125 00:04:03,677 --> 00:04:06,111 - I did. - And I loved it! Such passion! 126 00:04:06,146 --> 00:04:07,513 But I think HotClues could help us here. 127 00:04:07,548 --> 00:04:09,782 No, we will solve this case the proper way 128 00:04:09,817 --> 00:04:12,818 with actual police work conducted by the two best 129 00:04:12,853 --> 00:04:15,387 - detectives in the NYPD. - Captain! 130 00:04:15,422 --> 00:04:17,894 Well, I certainly hope your methods work. 131 00:04:18,192 --> 00:04:20,238 For the sake of your careers. 132 00:04:20,694 --> 00:04:21,789 Bye now. 133 00:04:22,853 --> 00:04:25,497 Oof! Now that guy's gonna need some sex tape. 134 00:04:25,532 --> 00:04:27,600 'Cause someone's gonna cut his penis off. 135 00:04:27,635 --> 00:04:29,161 We are vibing! 136 00:04:29,503 --> 00:04:31,403 So... I found out where 137 00:04:31,438 --> 00:04:32,805 they're transferring me. 138 00:04:32,840 --> 00:04:35,040 And, you know, I'm feeling pretty good about it. 139 00:04:35,075 --> 00:04:36,742 Oh! Somewhere nice? Upper West Side? 140 00:04:36,777 --> 00:04:38,844 No, even better. 141 00:04:38,879 --> 00:04:40,212 Staten Island! 142 00:04:40,247 --> 00:04:42,881 Good one, Loot. 143 00:04:42,916 --> 00:04:45,084 - Where you really going? - No, I'm serious. Staten! 144 00:04:45,119 --> 00:04:46,552 Wait, they're transferring you out of New York? 145 00:04:46,587 --> 00:04:47,953 It's part of the City! 146 00:04:47,988 --> 00:04:49,755 - Is it, though? - Hey, Staten Island is great. 147 00:04:49,790 --> 00:04:52,691 It's got parks, loads of bike paths, 148 00:04:52,726 --> 00:04:54,893 tons of up and coming restaurants... 149 00:04:54,928 --> 00:04:56,829 I mean... easy access to New Jersey! 150 00:04:56,864 --> 00:04:58,664 You're lying. Your right pec is popping 151 00:04:58,699 --> 00:05:00,799 all over the place. We all know that's your tell. 152 00:05:00,834 --> 00:05:02,735 Of course I'm lying! It's Staten Island! 153 00:05:02,770 --> 00:05:04,103 The precinct is the One-Two-Two. 154 00:05:04,138 --> 00:05:06,538 How the hell am I supposed to chant One-Two-Two? 155 00:05:06,573 --> 00:05:09,341 One-Two-Two! One-Two-Two! 156 00:05:09,376 --> 00:05:11,277 I sound like a damn choo-choo train! 157 00:05:11,601 --> 00:05:13,379 Detectives, how's the case? Any breakthroughs? 158 00:05:13,414 --> 00:05:15,481 Uh, well, we're still in the early stages. 159 00:05:15,516 --> 00:05:17,216 Do you have a suspect or DNA evidence? 160 00:05:17,251 --> 00:05:18,484 Oh my god. I wish. 161 00:05:18,520 --> 00:05:20,919 Look, we need to solve this to prove to that idiot 162 00:05:20,954 --> 00:05:24,390 John Kelly, how inane and useless his little app is. 163 00:05:24,425 --> 00:05:25,791 Oh dip. I see what's going on. 164 00:05:25,826 --> 00:05:28,027 - Holt is feeling petty. - I'm not being petty. 165 00:05:28,062 --> 00:05:29,228 I can assure you my feelings 166 00:05:29,263 --> 00:05:30,663 about John Kelly are purely professional. 167 00:05:30,698 --> 00:05:32,292 Are they? Because every time his name 168 00:05:32,328 --> 00:05:34,133 is brought up in our group text thread you immediately send back 169 00:05:34,168 --> 00:05:35,434 a super catty GIF of some lady 170 00:05:35,469 --> 00:05:37,102 from "The Durrells in Corfu" rolling her eyes. 171 00:05:37,137 --> 00:05:40,072 That's Louisa Durrell, exasperated by the pace of life on Corfu! 172 00:05:40,107 --> 00:05:41,259 Wait, the group text thread is back? 173 00:05:41,295 --> 00:05:42,290 - No. - We misspoke. 174 00:05:42,326 --> 00:05:43,792 - Yeah. - Look, if you can't solve this case, 175 00:05:43,828 --> 00:05:45,428 I'll reassign it to someone who can. 176 00:05:45,464 --> 00:05:46,897 Wait, no, no, no, no, no! I have an idea. 177 00:05:46,933 --> 00:05:48,533 We need to get into the mind of a sicko. 178 00:05:48,629 --> 00:05:52,761 And the only way to do that is with the help of another sicko. 179 00:05:59,259 --> 00:06:01,226 Jake! It's so good to see you! 180 00:06:01,261 --> 00:06:03,295 Come give me a hug, I'm not going to eat you! 181 00:06:03,330 --> 00:06:05,756 Also, don't hug me 'cause I will try to eat you. 182 00:06:07,834 --> 00:06:09,567 This is such a surprise! 183 00:06:09,603 --> 00:06:11,424 I haven't seen you since I transferred here! 184 00:06:11,627 --> 00:06:12,927 - How's Amy? - She's great! 185 00:06:12,963 --> 00:06:14,924 We're married and she's a Sergeant now. 186 00:06:14,960 --> 00:06:16,845 - Wow! - Yeah! How's everything here? 187 00:06:16,881 --> 00:06:18,381 You know, same old same old. 188 00:06:18,416 --> 00:06:20,799 - Guess who's here? Herman. - Herman! 189 00:06:20,835 --> 00:06:23,102 Always playing Yahtzee, knew everybody's name. 190 00:06:23,137 --> 00:06:24,337 - Worshipped Satan. - Did he? 191 00:06:24,372 --> 00:06:25,406 He never mentioned that. 192 00:06:26,907 --> 00:06:29,375 - He wouldn't shut up about it. - It is exhausting. 193 00:06:29,410 --> 00:06:31,924 Well, I'm Charles. I'm Jake's best friend. 194 00:06:31,960 --> 00:06:33,779 Charles, he's serving three life sentences. 195 00:06:33,814 --> 00:06:35,348 No need to flex. So Caleb, we're tracking 196 00:06:35,383 --> 00:06:37,377 a serial killer and I was thinking 197 00:06:37,679 --> 00:06:39,412 you could help us get inside his head. 198 00:06:39,448 --> 00:06:40,786 Just because I ate humans 199 00:06:40,821 --> 00:06:42,521 doesn't mean that I'm inhuman, Jake. 200 00:06:42,556 --> 00:06:43,923 Caleb, come on. That's not what I meant. 201 00:06:43,958 --> 00:06:45,191 I'm just kidding. 202 00:06:45,226 --> 00:06:47,059 I'm probably friends with the guy online. 203 00:06:47,094 --> 00:06:48,394 What's his deal? 204 00:06:48,429 --> 00:06:50,830 Well, he's been murdering young men 205 00:06:50,865 --> 00:06:52,431 and cutting out their hearts. 206 00:06:52,466 --> 00:06:53,632 Ew. What? 207 00:06:53,667 --> 00:06:54,734 I would never eat a heart. 208 00:06:54,769 --> 00:06:56,070 I stick to the normal stuff. 209 00:06:56,106 --> 00:06:57,175 Butts and thighs. 210 00:06:57,211 --> 00:06:59,872 One time I ate a foot, but it was nasty. 211 00:06:59,907 --> 00:07:01,240 - Yeah, I can see that. - You know what? 212 00:07:01,275 --> 00:07:03,609 There was some weird guy on the forum recently. 213 00:07:03,644 --> 00:07:05,077 - The forum? - Yeah, it's a chat room 214 00:07:05,112 --> 00:07:07,413 for people who like to talk about eating human beings 215 00:07:07,448 --> 00:07:08,914 but definitely won't act on it. 216 00:07:08,949 --> 00:07:10,716 Wink. Yeah, it's hosted on... 217 00:07:10,751 --> 00:07:11,853 - Reddit. - Obviously. 218 00:07:11,889 --> 00:07:14,353 Anyways, he showed up from out of nowhere asking questions 219 00:07:14,388 --> 00:07:15,755 - about cutting out hearts. - Really? 220 00:07:15,790 --> 00:07:16,989 Do you know anything else about him? 221 00:07:17,024 --> 00:07:18,227 I'd never seen him on there before 222 00:07:18,263 --> 00:07:20,353 but you could check the logs. I'll approve you. 223 00:07:20,389 --> 00:07:21,755 - I'm an admin. - Ah. 224 00:07:21,791 --> 00:07:23,558 Oh, you might want to switch to incognito mode. 225 00:07:23,594 --> 00:07:27,300 Otherwise your targeted ads will be pretty cannibal-specific. 226 00:07:27,336 --> 00:07:28,371 Ah, good to know. 227 00:07:28,407 --> 00:07:29,907 Well, it was good to see you, Caleb. 228 00:07:29,943 --> 00:07:31,046 Send me that info. 229 00:07:34,103 --> 00:07:36,142 Hey Terry, you okay? You skipped all your lunches. 230 00:07:36,177 --> 00:07:38,110 I'm going through the budget to see if there's any way 231 00:07:38,145 --> 00:07:39,879 we could save enough money for me to stay here. 232 00:07:39,914 --> 00:07:41,781 - You find anything yet? - Yeah, we could 233 00:07:41,816 --> 00:07:45,484 switch to generic printer ink, cut down on custodial services, 234 00:07:45,519 --> 00:07:47,386 and stop buying office birthday cakes. 235 00:07:47,421 --> 00:07:49,622 - Over my dead body! - It's just an idea. 236 00:07:49,657 --> 00:07:51,757 - Well, take it off the table! - Damn, Scully, fine. 237 00:07:51,792 --> 00:07:53,259 We could stop paying for an exterminator. 238 00:07:53,294 --> 00:07:54,381 It's pointless. We all have guns. 239 00:07:54,417 --> 00:07:55,435 Who am I kidding? 240 00:07:55,608 --> 00:07:57,496 We'll never save enough to keep me at the Nine-Nine. 241 00:07:57,531 --> 00:07:59,231 You're right. The only way to free up 242 00:07:59,266 --> 00:08:00,966 that money is if you fire someone. 243 00:08:01,001 --> 00:08:03,769 What? I can't just fire someone without cause. 244 00:08:03,804 --> 00:08:06,972 Come on. We all know there's a bunch of dead weight around here. 245 00:08:07,007 --> 00:08:09,608 Sloppy paperwork, penmanship fails, 246 00:08:09,643 --> 00:08:11,844 phone etiquette that makes me want to barf. 247 00:08:11,879 --> 00:08:13,179 Let's axe a dud! 248 00:08:13,214 --> 00:08:15,448 Damn, Amy. I am loving this shade on you. 249 00:08:15,483 --> 00:08:16,949 But Loot's right. We can't just fire somebody. 250 00:08:16,984 --> 00:08:20,011 That said, you could "inspire" somebody to quit. 251 00:08:20,370 --> 00:08:22,102 For example, Broadway Brian. 252 00:08:22,575 --> 00:08:24,924 Yes! Broadway Brian, of course! 253 00:08:24,959 --> 00:08:26,525 Who the hell is Broadway Brian? 254 00:08:26,560 --> 00:08:27,593 Brian in records. 255 00:08:27,628 --> 00:08:30,362 He's always talking about what a great singer he is 256 00:08:30,397 --> 00:08:32,498 and how his dream is to be in musicals. 257 00:08:32,709 --> 00:08:35,134 You just need to convince him to go for his dream. 258 00:08:35,169 --> 00:08:37,303 Oh, I don't know. That feels underhanded. 259 00:08:37,338 --> 00:08:39,374 It's never underhanded to help somebody follow their dream. 260 00:08:39,410 --> 00:08:40,439 Yesterday, I was watching "Ellen," 261 00:08:40,474 --> 00:08:42,274 and she had this woman on who wanted to be a chef, 262 00:08:42,309 --> 00:08:43,943 but she didn't have any taste buds, so she quit her job, 263 00:08:43,978 --> 00:08:45,411 hired her best friend to be her taste tester. 264 00:08:45,446 --> 00:08:46,912 And now they have the best taco truck in Lansing. 265 00:08:46,947 --> 00:08:48,280 It was inspiration as [bleep]. 266 00:08:48,549 --> 00:08:49,583 Yeah. 267 00:08:49,788 --> 00:08:51,554 I'd just be helping him follow his dream! 268 00:08:51,589 --> 00:08:53,156 I'd be doing him a favor! 269 00:08:53,192 --> 00:08:56,474 I'm going to inspire Brian's ass right out of this office! 270 00:08:56,861 --> 00:08:58,160 For him, not me. 271 00:08:58,196 --> 00:09:00,243 Dreams, and whatnot, you know. 272 00:09:00,391 --> 00:09:02,433 Detectives, Commissioner Kelly is back 273 00:09:02,469 --> 00:09:04,096 and he found his way here on his own 274 00:09:04,131 --> 00:09:05,591 without any tips from the public. 275 00:09:05,627 --> 00:09:07,694 - How impressive is that? - Well, thank you, Raymond. 276 00:09:07,730 --> 00:09:09,024 I just happened to be in the neighborhood. 277 00:09:09,060 --> 00:09:10,659 Thought I'd check on your progress. 278 00:09:10,804 --> 00:09:12,905 Um, we have a solid lead. 279 00:09:12,940 --> 00:09:14,573 Suspicious online behavior 280 00:09:14,608 --> 00:09:16,742 from someone using the name Jamburger77. 281 00:09:16,777 --> 00:09:18,577 There's only one person in the tri-state area 282 00:09:18,612 --> 00:09:20,346 with that surname... Eileen Jamburger. 283 00:09:20,381 --> 00:09:23,382 101 years old, and immediately racist on the phone. 284 00:09:23,417 --> 00:09:24,884 She is not a suspect at this time. 285 00:09:24,919 --> 00:09:27,119 But the user did make one non-cannibal post. 286 00:09:27,154 --> 00:09:30,666 A negative review of the headroom in a 2006 Saturn Ion. 287 00:09:30,702 --> 00:09:31,802 Real creep car. 288 00:09:31,838 --> 00:09:34,439 So, we pulled records on every 2006 Ion in the city 289 00:09:34,475 --> 00:09:35,783 and we're following up on them now. 290 00:09:35,819 --> 00:09:37,085 Well, I'll be. 291 00:09:37,121 --> 00:09:39,063 That's some nice police work, Peralta. 292 00:09:39,099 --> 00:09:40,633 - And Charles. - I especially like how 293 00:09:40,668 --> 00:09:42,278 you found evidence, followed up on it, 294 00:09:42,314 --> 00:09:44,115 and it's lead you closer to a solve. 295 00:09:44,305 --> 00:09:46,138 No, I agree, Peralta. It's excellent work. 296 00:09:46,173 --> 00:09:47,487 You must've hated saying that. 297 00:09:47,523 --> 00:09:49,708 No, I didn't. I like giving compliments. 298 00:09:49,743 --> 00:09:52,511 You have a nice deep voice. It is very commanding. 299 00:09:52,546 --> 00:09:55,314 Cut the crap, John. You're furious! 300 00:09:55,349 --> 00:09:56,690 And everyone can tell! 301 00:09:57,630 --> 00:10:00,083 See? Very commanding. 302 00:10:00,119 --> 00:10:03,255 So, I know Raymond has some issues with HotClues, 303 00:10:03,290 --> 00:10:05,224 but we did put the call out on the app 304 00:10:05,259 --> 00:10:07,393 and got a very promising tip. 305 00:10:07,428 --> 00:10:09,295 Look, we're not going against our Captain. 306 00:10:09,330 --> 00:10:12,845 So this guy says he saw someone covered in blood 307 00:10:12,881 --> 00:10:14,615 getting out of a Saturn Ion. 308 00:10:14,723 --> 00:10:16,223 But you don't need that tip 309 00:10:16,259 --> 00:10:19,627 because you are among the best detectives in the NYPD! 310 00:10:21,475 --> 00:10:25,010 You're right, we don't need that tip! 311 00:10:25,045 --> 00:10:26,926 But seriously, send us that tip. We need it. 312 00:10:27,708 --> 00:10:29,275 Hey, Brian! What are you up to? 313 00:10:29,428 --> 00:10:31,195 Typing in numbers into a computer. 314 00:10:31,285 --> 00:10:33,852 Like I always do endlessly for 40-60 hours a week. 315 00:10:33,887 --> 00:10:36,290 Well, when you love what you do, you don't work a day in your life! 316 00:10:36,824 --> 00:10:39,291 Unless, do you not love sad data entry? 317 00:10:39,326 --> 00:10:41,060 Well, my passion is performing. 318 00:10:41,095 --> 00:10:42,428 I do musical theater. 319 00:10:42,463 --> 00:10:44,230 - It's the hardest form of acting. - I agree! 320 00:10:44,265 --> 00:10:46,665 I am always saying, if you're not singing, 321 00:10:46,700 --> 00:10:48,062 - you're not acting. - Right! 322 00:10:48,310 --> 00:10:50,001 It's probably hard to audition 323 00:10:50,037 --> 00:10:51,670 because you're always here, right? 324 00:10:51,705 --> 00:10:54,840 Yes! I had to pass up a chance to read for "Seussical." 325 00:10:54,875 --> 00:10:56,642 You know Brian, this makes me think 326 00:10:56,677 --> 00:10:57,977 of something I saw on "Ellen." 327 00:10:58,012 --> 00:11:00,613 There was this lady, she wanted to be a cook, 328 00:11:00,648 --> 00:11:02,414 but her tongue was all messed up, 329 00:11:02,449 --> 00:11:05,551 and she had this friend who didn't even have a tongue... 330 00:11:05,586 --> 00:11:06,760 I mean, she did, 331 00:11:06,796 --> 00:11:10,297 and now they own a taco truck in Lansing! 332 00:11:10,756 --> 00:11:11,823 Huh? 333 00:11:11,859 --> 00:11:13,225 Follow your dreams, man! 334 00:11:13,260 --> 00:11:14,660 You gotta follow your dreams. 335 00:11:14,695 --> 00:11:16,267 Find your taco truck! 336 00:11:16,930 --> 00:11:19,188 Wow. Thank you. 337 00:11:19,354 --> 00:11:20,982 That gives me a lot to think about. 338 00:11:21,568 --> 00:11:22,868 So what did you come down here for? 339 00:11:22,903 --> 00:11:27,125 Oh, uh, I had to borrow... 340 00:11:27,161 --> 00:11:28,461 the water cooler! 341 00:11:28,709 --> 00:11:30,609 All right. Thanks, Brian. 342 00:11:30,644 --> 00:11:31,965 Think about what I said. 343 00:11:32,346 --> 00:11:35,214 So, the tipster saw the Saturn parked out back 344 00:11:35,249 --> 00:11:36,482 and the woman at the desk said 345 00:11:36,517 --> 00:11:37,950 it belongs to the man in room 203. 346 00:11:37,985 --> 00:11:40,586 - One "Larry Bird." - Obvious fake name. 347 00:11:40,621 --> 00:11:42,588 Or is it so insane that there's no way it's fake? 348 00:11:42,623 --> 00:11:44,156 If you're trying not to draw attention, 349 00:11:44,191 --> 00:11:45,475 why not go with something like "John Smith?" 350 00:11:45,511 --> 00:11:46,659 From "Pocahontas"? 351 00:11:46,694 --> 00:11:48,827 Uh, yeah. Way to fly under the radar. 352 00:11:49,563 --> 00:11:51,386 Excuse me, is there ice yet? 353 00:11:51,422 --> 00:11:52,897 Oh, I'm sorry. I don't work here. 354 00:11:52,933 --> 00:11:54,245 I'm a police officer. 355 00:11:54,281 --> 00:11:55,906 Well, then I'd like to lodge a formal complaint. 356 00:11:55,942 --> 00:11:57,467 There hasn't been ice here for days 357 00:11:57,503 --> 00:11:59,370 and everyone knows my wine coolers are supposed 358 00:11:59,406 --> 00:12:00,939 - to be served chilled. - You're an adult. 359 00:12:00,975 --> 00:12:02,163 Why are you drinking wine coolers? 360 00:12:02,199 --> 00:12:03,958 - Because I'm on vacation. - Okay. 361 00:12:03,994 --> 00:12:05,928 Well, I'll mention the ice. 362 00:12:05,964 --> 00:12:07,430 Thanks. Pig. 363 00:12:07,466 --> 00:12:08,533 Okay. 364 00:12:10,984 --> 00:12:12,318 Oh, it's Holt. 365 00:12:12,353 --> 00:12:13,285 I didn't tell him what we were doing. 366 00:12:13,320 --> 00:12:14,342 I'll act natural. 367 00:12:14,378 --> 00:12:15,812 You're not gonna be on the phone call. Just do nothing. 368 00:12:15,848 --> 00:12:16,958 Hey, Captain! 369 00:12:16,994 --> 00:12:18,528 What delicious water I'm drinking! 370 00:12:18,826 --> 00:12:20,526 Sorry that we didn't check in before we left. 371 00:12:20,561 --> 00:12:22,094 We're just down at the DMV following up 372 00:12:22,129 --> 00:12:23,528 - on the Saturn owners. - Lies! 373 00:12:23,564 --> 00:12:25,497 Captain! How'd you know we were here? 374 00:12:25,533 --> 00:12:26,483 I followed you! 375 00:12:26,519 --> 00:12:28,293 John Kelly gave you a "Hot Clue," didn't he? 376 00:12:28,329 --> 00:12:30,002 How dare you disobey me. 377 00:12:30,037 --> 00:12:31,337 Come on, sir, it was a good tip 378 00:12:31,372 --> 00:12:32,738 and we're trying to catch a serial killer. 379 00:12:32,773 --> 00:12:33,917 Well then let's see this tip, 380 00:12:33,953 --> 00:12:36,053 this groundbreaking tip 381 00:12:36,089 --> 00:12:37,589 that threatens to blow the case wide open. 382 00:12:37,625 --> 00:12:39,859 Okay, I know this tone. Here comes petty Holt. 383 00:12:39,895 --> 00:12:41,028 Naw, bitch. I'm not being petty. 384 00:12:41,064 --> 00:12:42,363 You just said, "naw, bitch." 385 00:12:42,399 --> 00:12:44,266 Show me the tip. 386 00:12:44,302 --> 00:12:45,702 Title of your sex tape. 387 00:12:45,968 --> 00:12:47,653 I was behind the Royal Motor Inn. 388 00:12:47,688 --> 00:12:50,489 I saw a guy get out of a blue Saturn Ion 389 00:12:50,524 --> 00:12:51,720 and he was covered in blood. 390 00:12:51,756 --> 00:12:53,225 Anyway, Baba Booey! 391 00:12:53,260 --> 00:12:55,160 Baba Booey? Is that a clue? 392 00:12:55,195 --> 00:12:57,296 Uh, I don't know what Baba Booey means, actually. 393 00:12:57,331 --> 00:12:59,665 It's a popular prank phrase from Howard Stern. 394 00:12:59,700 --> 00:13:01,934 - Charles! - Oh, from a shock jock. 395 00:13:01,969 --> 00:13:03,235 Well, that changes everything. 396 00:13:03,270 --> 00:13:05,932 Now we have a credible break in the case. 397 00:13:05,968 --> 00:13:07,109 Baba Booey! 398 00:13:07,393 --> 00:13:09,093 NYPD, open up! 399 00:13:09,129 --> 00:13:10,576 Uh, just a minute! 400 00:13:10,611 --> 00:13:12,845 Ooh, I bet he's frantically packing up 401 00:13:12,880 --> 00:13:14,246 his collection of hearts. 402 00:13:15,783 --> 00:13:17,277 Goin' in! Get back. 403 00:13:18,837 --> 00:13:20,904 - There's blood everywhere! - He went out the window. 404 00:13:20,940 --> 00:13:22,098 I'll go around back. 405 00:13:23,257 --> 00:13:25,524 Fine, Kelly found the murderer's kill room. 406 00:13:25,559 --> 00:13:27,526 Whoop-Dee-doo! Should we throw him a parade? 407 00:13:27,561 --> 00:13:29,332 Yeah! Maybe! 408 00:13:32,356 --> 00:13:33,824 Patrols have searched a five-block radius. 409 00:13:33,859 --> 00:13:35,038 No sign of the perp. 410 00:13:35,074 --> 00:13:36,960 And there were no prints. He was wearing gloves. 411 00:13:36,995 --> 00:13:38,628 - Like the inimitable Audrey Hepburn. - Nope. 412 00:13:38,664 --> 00:13:40,032 Gentlemen, there's something I need to say. 413 00:13:40,068 --> 00:13:41,460 I gave you such a hard time 414 00:13:41,496 --> 00:13:44,667 about using Commissioner Kelly's app because I was being petty. 415 00:13:44,703 --> 00:13:46,937 I wanted him to fail and I took it out on you 416 00:13:46,972 --> 00:13:49,450 and for that I am very... 417 00:13:52,142 --> 00:13:54,164 Oh. You kind of trailed off there, sir. 418 00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:55,397 Were you going to finish your sentence? 419 00:13:55,433 --> 00:13:56,584 It felt like you were going to say you were sorry. 420 00:13:56,620 --> 00:13:57,915 I did. Boyle heard it. 421 00:13:57,950 --> 00:13:59,683 Uh, I would remember if someone said my catch phrase. 422 00:13:59,718 --> 00:14:01,785 Fine, I'm sorry. 423 00:14:01,820 --> 00:14:03,821 I'm very sorry. 424 00:14:03,856 --> 00:14:05,789 Apology accepted. 425 00:14:05,824 --> 00:14:07,991 - I am so proud of you. - Peralta. 426 00:14:08,026 --> 00:14:09,293 You're right. I'll rub it in later. 427 00:14:09,328 --> 00:14:10,828 What matters now is solving this case. 428 00:14:10,863 --> 00:14:12,296 Now, our murderer may have gotten away, 429 00:14:12,331 --> 00:14:14,198 but we did find his kill room. 430 00:14:14,233 --> 00:14:16,033 Maybe there's something in here that we're not seeing, yet. 431 00:14:16,068 --> 00:14:17,968 Perhaps we should pay your cannibal friend another visit. 432 00:14:18,003 --> 00:14:20,704 I wouldn't say they're friends so much as ex-cellmates. 433 00:14:20,739 --> 00:14:22,372 No, it's true. We're friends. 434 00:14:22,407 --> 00:14:25,282 - He ate kids! - Well, people are complicated. 435 00:14:25,544 --> 00:14:26,710 Now, I'll tell you one thing. 436 00:14:26,745 --> 00:14:28,178 You are not looking for a cannibal. 437 00:14:28,213 --> 00:14:29,980 - Why do you say that? - With all that blood? 438 00:14:30,015 --> 00:14:32,816 No self-respecting cannibal would waste all that sauce. 439 00:14:32,851 --> 00:14:34,318 See, Charles? He's a foodie, like you. 440 00:14:34,353 --> 00:14:36,535 - Who are you? - Can I see that picture again? 441 00:14:36,692 --> 00:14:38,726 Oh man, those are some nice tools. 442 00:14:38,762 --> 00:14:40,395 I would love to spread some ribs 443 00:14:40,431 --> 00:14:41,764 using that sternum retractor, 444 00:14:41,800 --> 00:14:43,158 but they only sell those to hospitals. 445 00:14:43,194 --> 00:14:45,061 Wait a minute. What did you just say? 446 00:14:45,097 --> 00:14:47,164 I said I'd love to get my little fingies 447 00:14:47,199 --> 00:14:48,098 in some chesties. 448 00:14:48,133 --> 00:14:49,867 No, no, no. Not the super gross part. 449 00:14:49,902 --> 00:14:51,068 Surgery-grade tools, 450 00:14:51,103 --> 00:14:52,236 precise incisions around the heart, 451 00:14:52,271 --> 00:14:53,971 and there was no ice at the motel. 452 00:14:54,006 --> 00:14:55,873 Because the perp was using it for the hearts. 453 00:14:55,908 --> 00:14:57,875 We're not looking for a serial killer. 454 00:14:57,910 --> 00:14:59,743 He stole the hearts for a transplant! 455 00:14:59,778 --> 00:15:01,178 Boom! We solved it. 456 00:15:01,213 --> 00:15:03,514 - Boyle, give me a hug. - Yeah! 457 00:15:03,549 --> 00:15:06,082 No! 458 00:15:06,552 --> 00:15:07,753 Hey, I did it! 459 00:15:07,789 --> 00:15:10,087 I talked to Brian and encouraged him to pursue his dreams. 460 00:15:10,122 --> 00:15:11,588 Really? Is he gonna quit? 461 00:15:11,623 --> 00:15:13,190 I don't know, that was the first step. 462 00:15:13,225 --> 00:15:15,058 But I figure if I talk to him twice a day 463 00:15:15,093 --> 00:15:17,060 - for the next few weeks... - Attention, everyone! 464 00:15:17,095 --> 00:15:19,196 Today will be my final day at the Nine-Nine. 465 00:15:19,231 --> 00:15:20,864 Damn, Loot. That was fast. 466 00:15:20,899 --> 00:15:22,366 I will be taking my talents to Broadway 467 00:15:22,401 --> 00:15:24,368 and I owe it all to Lieutenant Terry Jeffords. 468 00:15:24,403 --> 00:15:26,036 All I did was believe in you. 469 00:15:26,071 --> 00:15:27,337 And it changed everything. 470 00:15:27,372 --> 00:15:29,740 So Lieutenant, this one's for you. 471 00:15:29,775 --> 00:15:30,795 Oh. 472 00:15:31,243 --> 00:15:33,043 ♪ Another opening ♪ 473 00:15:33,078 --> 00:15:34,344 ♪ Another show ♪ 474 00:15:34,379 --> 00:15:36,547 - Uh oh. - ♪ From Philly, Boston ♪ 475 00:15:36,582 --> 00:15:37,781 ♪ To Baltimore ♪ 476 00:15:37,816 --> 00:15:39,195 Amy, you said he could sing. 477 00:15:39,231 --> 00:15:41,398 I didn't say he could sing. He said he could sing. 478 00:15:41,434 --> 00:15:43,134 ♪ Dance break! ♪ 479 00:15:46,237 --> 00:15:47,737 What have I done? 480 00:15:48,356 --> 00:15:50,394 - Bye, Jake! - Here it is. 481 00:15:50,429 --> 00:15:52,362 The federal heart transplant waiting list. 482 00:15:52,397 --> 00:15:54,965 Check out who's all the way down at 2,319. 483 00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:58,135 Angelo Rinaldi, who runs the Rinaldi crime family. 484 00:15:58,450 --> 00:16:00,771 Well. Then let's pay him a visit. 485 00:16:02,174 --> 00:16:04,215 - NYPD! - Hands where we can see them! 486 00:16:04,500 --> 00:16:06,100 There's a heart in the cooler. 487 00:16:06,136 --> 00:16:08,670 Sorry, Rinaldi, the only transplant happening today 488 00:16:08,706 --> 00:16:10,206 is your ass to jail. 489 00:16:10,242 --> 00:16:11,875 He is definitely unconscious and didn't hear any of that. 490 00:16:11,911 --> 00:16:13,714 But I'm still pumped. Case closed. Let's go! 491 00:16:14,119 --> 00:16:16,486 So Rinaldi had his trigger-man stealing hearts 492 00:16:16,521 --> 00:16:18,722 so he could have a transplant. 493 00:16:18,757 --> 00:16:20,824 That is fun! Good job, Ray. 494 00:16:20,859 --> 00:16:22,159 Thank you, Commissioner Kelly. 495 00:16:22,194 --> 00:16:23,754 We couldn't have done it without your... 496 00:16:25,559 --> 00:16:27,591 Sir, you're doing the trailing off thing again. 497 00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:30,667 Help. Um... and I owe you an apology. 498 00:16:30,702 --> 00:16:33,403 I'm sorry and I must admit, 499 00:16:33,438 --> 00:16:35,755 you've really got something on your hands with this... 500 00:16:36,508 --> 00:16:37,941 HotClues app. 501 00:16:37,976 --> 00:16:39,610 Well, that is so nice of you to say. 502 00:16:39,645 --> 00:16:41,612 But, if you like the app now, 503 00:16:41,647 --> 00:16:44,348 wait until you see the updates we're rolling out. 504 00:16:44,383 --> 00:16:47,084 Now you can Auto-Tune your tips. Show 'em, Micah. 505 00:16:47,119 --> 00:16:49,019 ♪ There's a mysterious package ♪ 506 00:16:49,054 --> 00:16:50,287 ♪ On the corner of Fourth and Park ♪ 507 00:16:50,322 --> 00:16:52,022 - ♪ 4th and Park ♪ - Huh? Sounds... 508 00:16:52,057 --> 00:16:54,076 Pretty nifty. 509 00:16:54,112 --> 00:16:55,184 No... 510 00:16:56,161 --> 00:16:57,294 You a Stern fan, Micah? 511 00:16:57,329 --> 00:16:59,496 Oh yeah. Listen every day. 512 00:16:59,531 --> 00:17:00,697 Baba Booey! 513 00:17:00,732 --> 00:17:02,633 - Baba Booey? - Baba Booey. 514 00:17:02,668 --> 00:17:03,785 Baba Booey. 515 00:17:04,303 --> 00:17:06,079 You're the guy from the video. 516 00:17:06,489 --> 00:17:07,822 You called in the tip. 517 00:17:07,858 --> 00:17:09,024 Yeah. 518 00:17:09,207 --> 00:17:10,974 Ah, Micah, do me a favor. 519 00:17:11,009 --> 00:17:12,503 Give us a moment here, all right? 520 00:17:12,539 --> 00:17:13,639 Nobody in or out. 521 00:17:13,675 --> 00:17:15,275 Lock the doors. Thanks, bud. 522 00:17:15,311 --> 00:17:16,844 Actually Micah, you wanna leave that door unlocked 523 00:17:16,880 --> 00:17:18,246 in case we want to make a quick getaway? 524 00:17:18,282 --> 00:17:19,749 I'm gonna do what he told me to do. 525 00:17:19,785 --> 00:17:22,376 Yeah, that makes sense. Thanks, bud. 526 00:17:23,605 --> 00:17:24,805 What's going on, Kelly? 527 00:17:24,841 --> 00:17:27,843 Why is your assistant submitting tips? 528 00:17:28,290 --> 00:17:30,161 Because they already had the information. 529 00:17:30,361 --> 00:17:31,995 The tips aren't coming from the public at all. 530 00:17:32,030 --> 00:17:33,059 Oh, cool theory. 531 00:17:33,095 --> 00:17:34,472 But if I already had the information, 532 00:17:34,508 --> 00:17:37,281 why am I pouring so much money into developing this app? 533 00:17:37,317 --> 00:17:38,750 To hide where you're getting it. 534 00:17:38,785 --> 00:17:40,672 Because you're using illegal wiretaps or something! 535 00:17:41,588 --> 00:17:44,189 You got me! You guys are good! 536 00:17:44,224 --> 00:17:46,558 I just love how you ping pong off each other. 537 00:17:46,593 --> 00:17:48,893 This is blatantly unconstitutional. 538 00:17:48,928 --> 00:17:50,695 - I'm going to the press! - Yes, you should. 539 00:17:50,730 --> 00:17:53,398 But first, do you know what a stingray is? 540 00:17:53,433 --> 00:17:54,863 Of course we know what a Stingray is. 541 00:17:54,899 --> 00:17:56,067 Tenderest meat in the ocean! 542 00:17:56,102 --> 00:17:58,036 No, stingray is a portable cell tower. 543 00:17:58,071 --> 00:17:59,397 You drive it around the city. 544 00:17:59,433 --> 00:18:01,872 It captures data from any cell phone within reach. 545 00:18:01,908 --> 00:18:06,044 Like, oh, text messages, location history, voicemail... 546 00:18:06,079 --> 00:18:07,268 Oh my god. 547 00:18:07,447 --> 00:18:09,047 You have a "Dark Knight" machine! 548 00:18:09,082 --> 00:18:10,715 Yes, I do, and the three of you 549 00:18:10,750 --> 00:18:12,253 are not going to say a word about it 550 00:18:12,289 --> 00:18:13,789 because the 18 felons 551 00:18:13,825 --> 00:18:16,587 we captured through the system, they'd go free. 552 00:18:16,623 --> 00:18:18,089 That's unfortunate, but it's better 553 00:18:18,124 --> 00:18:19,291 than living in a police state. 554 00:18:19,326 --> 00:18:20,992 - I'm not sitting on this. - Okay. 555 00:18:21,027 --> 00:18:23,395 But I can assure you, you can't prove this program exists. 556 00:18:23,430 --> 00:18:24,963 It's just your word against mine. 557 00:18:24,998 --> 00:18:26,898 - I'm more than fine with that. - You shouldn't be. 558 00:18:26,933 --> 00:18:29,734 Because I can prove you'd do anything to sabotage me. 559 00:18:29,769 --> 00:18:32,737 My stingray captured your texts, too. 560 00:18:32,772 --> 00:18:35,073 No, he has the "Durrells in Corfu" GIF! 561 00:18:35,108 --> 00:18:36,941 Oh-ho-ho. Way worse. 562 00:18:36,976 --> 00:18:38,643 You wrote several people, 563 00:18:38,678 --> 00:18:41,775 "I would do anything to rid the NYPD of John Kelly. 564 00:18:41,811 --> 00:18:43,311 "Sincerely, Raymond Holt." 565 00:18:43,347 --> 00:18:46,104 You have got to stop signing your text messages! 566 00:18:46,886 --> 00:18:47,919 What do I do? 567 00:18:47,954 --> 00:18:49,287 Brian sounds terrible. 568 00:18:49,322 --> 00:18:50,422 I can't let him quit his job! 569 00:18:50,457 --> 00:18:51,990 He'll never get cast in anything. 570 00:18:52,025 --> 00:18:53,658 Maybe he'll be one of those people on "The Voice" 571 00:18:53,693 --> 00:18:55,427 that's so bad they become an Internet sensation. 572 00:18:55,462 --> 00:18:57,262 That's not what they do on "The Voice", Amy, 573 00:18:57,297 --> 00:18:58,697 that's "American Idol"! 574 00:18:58,732 --> 00:19:00,482 "The Voice" is purely a celebration of talent. 575 00:19:00,518 --> 00:19:02,319 If he wants to pursue his dream and it doesn't work out, 576 00:19:02,355 --> 00:19:04,655 that's not on you. He made his choice. 577 00:19:04,691 --> 00:19:07,025 Yeah, yeah, you're right. You know, no blood on my hands. 578 00:19:07,173 --> 00:19:08,440 I just need to let him do his thing. 579 00:19:08,475 --> 00:19:11,176 - Terry... - Hey, Brian! 580 00:19:11,211 --> 00:19:13,911 So, what did you think of my song? 581 00:19:15,715 --> 00:19:17,949 - I loved how loud it was. - Thank you. 582 00:19:17,984 --> 00:19:20,352 I wouldn't have had the courage to do it without you. 583 00:19:20,387 --> 00:19:21,886 Sure, I daydream about it all the time, 584 00:19:21,921 --> 00:19:23,988 but being a single dad, I always chickened out. 585 00:19:24,023 --> 00:19:25,623 You... have... a kid? 586 00:19:25,658 --> 00:19:27,692 I have kids. Three under three. 587 00:19:27,727 --> 00:19:30,662 Oh, fun! Hey, unrelated. 588 00:19:30,697 --> 00:19:32,630 Uh, what's your financial situation like? 589 00:19:32,665 --> 00:19:34,632 Do you have savings to fall back on? 590 00:19:34,667 --> 00:19:35,967 Do you come from wealth, or...? 591 00:19:36,002 --> 00:19:37,502 No, no, but... 592 00:19:37,537 --> 00:19:42,407 ♪ That's not gonna stop my dreams ♪ 593 00:19:42,442 --> 00:19:43,575 Sick pipes, Bri. 594 00:19:43,610 --> 00:19:45,143 - Good luck out there. - Thanks. 595 00:19:45,178 --> 00:19:47,371 No! I can't let you do this. 596 00:19:47,700 --> 00:19:48,748 What? 597 00:19:50,077 --> 00:19:52,384 You're a bad singer, man. I don't want to be mean, 598 00:19:52,419 --> 00:19:54,252 but if you try to make a living at this, 599 00:19:54,287 --> 00:19:55,813 you will die on the street. 600 00:19:56,556 --> 00:19:57,590 Oh. 601 00:19:58,704 --> 00:20:00,263 Thanks for telling me. 602 00:20:02,229 --> 00:20:03,827 - So that's it, then. - Yup. 603 00:20:03,863 --> 00:20:05,597 Next week is my last week at the Nine-Nine. 604 00:20:05,632 --> 00:20:07,365 Attention, everyone! 605 00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:09,367 I will be giving up singing. 606 00:20:09,402 --> 00:20:11,770 This will be my final performance. 607 00:20:11,805 --> 00:20:15,240 ♪ One pound two ounces... ♪ 608 00:20:15,275 --> 00:20:16,967 Not now, Brian! 609 00:20:19,379 --> 00:20:20,678 Sir, there you are. 610 00:20:20,713 --> 00:20:22,213 We've been looking everywhere for. 611 00:20:22,248 --> 00:20:23,515 Kevin says he hasn't heard from you all night. 612 00:20:23,550 --> 00:20:25,250 Yes, I've been sitting in my office 613 00:20:25,285 --> 00:20:27,018 wallowing in my hopelessness, 614 00:20:27,053 --> 00:20:29,942 and eating the saddest food known to mankind. 615 00:20:30,678 --> 00:20:31,689 Ice cream. 616 00:20:31,725 --> 00:20:33,358 Oh my god, he's Bridget Jones-ing. 617 00:20:33,393 --> 00:20:34,959 Okay, well it's time to put that aside 618 00:20:34,994 --> 00:20:36,728 and pull out whatever food you eat when you're happy. 619 00:20:36,764 --> 00:20:38,063 - Dry beans? - Sure! 620 00:20:38,099 --> 00:20:40,731 Look. We can still stop John Kelly. 621 00:20:40,767 --> 00:20:42,567 All we need is some hard evidence. 622 00:20:42,602 --> 00:20:45,570 How? He won't let us anywhere near him or One Police Plaza. 623 00:20:45,605 --> 00:20:47,372 I know, which is why I've assembled 624 00:20:47,407 --> 00:20:49,541 a team of powerful allies in the NYPD. 625 00:20:49,576 --> 00:20:50,975 No, that's too risky. 626 00:20:51,010 --> 00:20:53,044 How do you know they're not loyal to John Kelly? 627 00:20:53,079 --> 00:20:55,747 Because these people aren't loyal to anybody. 628 00:21:08,724 --> 00:21:10,090 I made a suicide squad! 629 00:21:10,594 --> 00:21:14,594 Sync & corrections by emeline-whovian www.addic7ed.com