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- Good morning, everyone.
- Oh. My. Goodness.

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Sarge.

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What. Are. The. Chances?

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- I say zero?
- Ugh!

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I mean, when Genevieve
got me these suspenders,

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I thought I'd lean into it
and go for the whole look,

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but I didn't want to step on your toes.

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That being said, you
know what this means.

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- Don't do this, Charles.
- Oh, it's already done.

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Gather round, y'all.

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It's time to play

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"Who Wore It Best?"

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I'd really rather not.

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Because you're a wittle chicken?

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Who wore it best? Who wore it best?

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Who wore it beeest?

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- all: Terry.
- What?

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- Come on!
- You should change, Boyle.

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- Fine.
- Not here!

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- sync and corrections by Mr. C -
www.addic7ed.com

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Hey, Peralta. How's it going, man?

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Pretty good.

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Thanks for asking.

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Cool, cool, cool.

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- So how's it going?
- I'm still pretty good.

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- Nothing has changed.
- I hadn't heard about that.

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All right, you're clearly
not listening to me.

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- I can say whatever I want.
- Tell me about it.

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I murdered Charles this weekend.

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I feel you.

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Now that I have the taste for blood,

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- I can't stop murdering.
- Been there.

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Okay, Sarge. Sarge?

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Jake. When'd you get here?

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- Wow.
- I'm sorry.

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I'm just trying to see if Captain Holt

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is done with his meeting yet.

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So, how's it going?

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Okay. We've been over this.
I'm pretty good.

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Why are you acting so weird?

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I'm nervous. I'm gonna
talk to Captain Holt

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about getting me more responsibility.

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Well, got to go.

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"Die Hard." Explosions. Whatever.

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Wait, no!

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Just when the conversation
was getting interesting!

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Hello, Captain Raymond Holt,

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it is I, Sergeant Terrance Jeffords,

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your friend, but more
importantly, your employee.

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I've never heard you
speak like this, Sergeant.

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I like it.

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Each sentence so rife with information.

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- Go on, please.
- Thank you.

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I can do more, sir.

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I'd like to take on
additional responsibilities.

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Good. I like seeing
you take initiative.

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Let's see what there is.

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One Police Plaza is looking
for a City Council liaison.

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That's a rewarding but
challenging opportunity,

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but I think you'll do a great job.

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That sounds perfect.
Thank you, Captain.

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My pleasure. The
application is due tomorrow.

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- Okay.
- It's 96 pages.

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- Okay. Okay.
- Not including

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a 4,000-word personal essay.

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- Okay. Okay. Okay.
- Will that be a problem?

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No!

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Not a problem for Terry.

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Terry does not have a problem at all.

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Terry's got a big problem!

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Ooh! Math or real life?

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Why would I have a big math problem?

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- I've seen it happen.
- I'm supposed to pick up

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Cagney and Lacey from
day care in 30 minutes,

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but I have to stay late
to work on an application

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I just got from Holt.

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They're six. They can take the subway.

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Rosa, that's crazy. They're babies.

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Terry, just call them an Uber.

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Or just have your sitter pick 'em up.

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Scully actually has the
most reasonable idea.

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These truly are strange days.

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Sharon can't pick 'em up

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'cause she's out of town with Ava,

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and the sitter doesn't get
to my house till 6:30.

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- Jake and I can pick them up.
- Absolutely.

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Couple of issues... I
don't have any car seats,

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and my rear window is
technically a "shower curtain."

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- Really? Why?
- Mm.

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You know what? Doesn't matter.

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- Just take my minivan.
- You got it.

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Thanks, guys. I appreciate it.

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Mm, mm-mm-mm-mm!

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Mm-mm!

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Why are you doing that with your face?

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I'm smiling at Mommy and Daddy.

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- Ugh.
- Gross.

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Picking up Cagney and Lacey.

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One taste of practice parenting,

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and you two will be so hot to have sex.

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The kind that make babies.

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- Walk away, Charles.
- Okay.

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But I'll be back in nine months.

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How ridiculous is Charles? Pssh.

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So ridiculous. Pssh.

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- Pssh.
- Pssh.

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Pssh.<i> Hey, girls!</i>

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<i>Who's the coolest person</i>

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you've ever met in your entire lives?

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both: You are!

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And who's the most handsome
dude in all the land,

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even objectively more than Idris Elba?

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both: You are!

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Man, kids are awesome.

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You can tell them literally anything,

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and they'll just say it.

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I know, right? Check it out.

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Who was the first female congresswoman?

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both: Jeannette Rankin!

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Oh. That's fun. They
won't get teased for that.

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both: Up. Down. Up. Down. Up.
Down. Up. Down. Up. Down.

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Oh, uh, maybe don't
play with the windows?

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Jake, tell them to stop.

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But playing with the windows is fun.

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- Jake.
- And...

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it could spark a lifelong interest

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in mechanical engineering.

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But sure. If you want, I'll
tell these young girls

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that you don't think science
is a good fit for them.

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Play with those windows, ladies.

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both: Yay!

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That was actually really
cool with Cagney and Lacey.

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I think we rocked it.

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Right? I don't see
what the big deal is

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about being a parent...
that was so easy.

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Yeah, anyone who's ever complained

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about parenting has no
idea what they're doing.

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Mm.

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Hey, it's the sarge.

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Probably calling for
some child-rearing tips.

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Parent of the year speaking.

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Terry, baby, talk to me.

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Where the hell is Moo Moo?

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Oh, no. I think Terry has
a child named Moo Moo,

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and we forgot to pick her up.

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It's not a baby, Jake.

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It's Cagney's blankie.

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She calls it that because
it has a little cow head.

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She said she had it in the minivan.

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Where is it now?

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Uhhh...

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all: Up. Down. Up. Down.
Up. Down. Up. Down.

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Never let 'em play with the windows.

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That's Parenting 101.

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And Santiago, I can't
believe you didn't stop it.

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I'm sorry, sir.

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I knew it was wrong, and I did nothing,

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which is ultimately worse.

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Cagney can't sleep without Moo Moo,

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and if Cagney doesn't sleep,
then Lacey doesn't sleep,

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and if Cagney and Lacey don't sleep...

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Terry doesn't sleep.

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No. Jake doesn't live.

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- Oh, my God.
<i>- Where did you start</i>

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letting them play with the windows?

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Uh, on Eighth. It was
close to the house.

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<i>It better be.</i>

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The sitter leaves in ten minutes,

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and this is the last thing I need!

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Okay. So sorry about this, Sarge.

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<i>Oh, and one more thing.</i>

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I love you.

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I love you too, Jake.

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Moo Moo? Moo Moo!

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What's going on, buddy?

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- Oh, hey.
- Whoa, whoa, don't move.

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- Oh, I was just...
- Step back.

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Keep your hands where I can see 'em.

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Drop that.

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Hey, Sarge.

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We felt really bad about Moo Moo,

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so we got you a new one.

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- She's called New Moo.
- I don't want it.

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Oh, the liaison
application got you down?

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- I finished that.
- I know. There's nothing sadder

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than finishing a nice,
long juicy application.

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It's like, why can't
there be another essay

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or even a short answer?

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No one is relating to you right now.
What's wrong?

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I got stopped by a cop last night.

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- Stopped for what?
- Stopped for walking.

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That makes zero sense unless...

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Oh, crap. I see what happened.

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- Yeah.
- Sarge, that's terrible.

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That's so messed up.

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Oh, jeez. I have no
idea what's going on.

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He got stopped for being black.

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- Get woke, Scully.
- What happened?

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It was right after I found Moo Moo.

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What're you doing
in this neighborhood,

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- buddy?
- I live here. Listen...

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Whoa. You need to lower your voice.

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Lower my voice?

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You know what? Put
your hands on your head.

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Turn around. Don't make
any sudden movements.

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I didn't do anything. Also, I'm a...

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Keep talking. See
what happens next, huh?

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Big guy.

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Well, did you tell him you're a cop?

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I tried to,

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but things escalated so quickly,

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and I didn't have my badge on me.

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I eventually told him,

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and he finally looked
me up in the system

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and let me go.

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I can't believe this...
I mean, nothing like that

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has ever happened to me, and I've done

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some pretty suspicious
things in the street.

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Hey, hey, hey, there.
What are you doing?

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I'm just playing a prank on my buddy.

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Sounds fun. Carry on.

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It was a very good prank.

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I totally thought I was gonna die.

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I mean, I've had run-ins
with officers before,

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but this one really stings.

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It was right outside my home.

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So what are you gonna do?
Slash his tires?

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You shouldn't do that, but
just out of curiosity,

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what kind of car does he drive,
and where does he park it?

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You could file an official complaint.

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I mean, Captain Holt would wield that

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like a hammer and crush the guy.

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I don't want to start a
whole hullaballoo, all right?

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I mean, I think I just need
to sit down with the guy

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and have a direct conversation,

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just to make sure he
doesn't ever do anything

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like this again.

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- That makes sense.
- You think you two

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can handle watching the kids

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while I meet with Officer Maldack?

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Oh, they can handle it.

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- Calm down, Charles.
- Ugh.

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But yes, Terry, we can watch the kids.

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Trust me. There's nothing
those little munchkins

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can throw at us that we can't handle.

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Why was Daddy in trouble
with the policeman?

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Uh... that's complicated.

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Is it because he's black?

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both: Uh...

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What do we do? We can't call Terry.

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We told him we could handle anything.

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I've got it. We just leave.

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We go home. Never speak of this.

254
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No! We can't leave the
children that are in our care.

255
00:07:49,240 --> 00:07:50,240
- Right.
- Let me call Charles.

256
00:07:50,240 --> 00:07:51,240
He's a parent.

257
00:07:51,241 --> 00:07:52,243
He'll know what to do.

258
00:07:52,277 --> 00:07:53,277
<i>- Smart.</i>
- Mm.

259
00:07:53,277 --> 00:07:54,912
A parental crisis.

260
00:07:54,945 --> 00:07:56,113
This is the good stuff right here.

261
00:07:56,147 --> 00:08:00,986
You are knee-deep in the thick,
rich broth of parenthood.

262
00:08:01,019 --> 00:08:01,987
Well, that was a nightmare.

263
00:08:02,019 --> 00:08:03,188
Who else can we call?

264
00:08:03,221 --> 00:08:04,923
I'm already ahead of you.
Calling Rosa.

265
00:08:04,955 --> 00:08:06,924
- Make 'em go to bed.
- It's 6:30 p.m.

266
00:08:06,957 --> 00:08:08,025
They're not tired.

267
00:08:08,058 --> 00:08:09,226
Make. Them.

268
00:08:09,260 --> 00:08:10,795
Okay. Hang up. I'll call Gina.

269
00:08:10,827 --> 00:08:11,895
Ugh. Come on, Jake.

270
00:08:11,928 --> 00:08:14,031
Just explain the deep-rooted
institutionalized racism

271
00:08:14,065 --> 00:08:16,067
that remains pervasive in this country

272
00:08:16,099 --> 00:08:17,201
to this day.

273
00:08:17,235 --> 00:08:19,004
Gina, they're children.

274
00:08:19,036 --> 00:08:20,204
So put it in a song, Jake.

275
00:08:20,238 --> 00:08:21,773
Watch this.

276
00:08:21,805 --> 00:08:24,942
♪ Racism, racism ♪

277
00:08:24,976 --> 00:08:27,212
- I'm hanging up.
- ♪ Racism ♪

278
00:08:27,245 --> 00:08:29,079
- Gina, I'm hanging up.<i>
- ♪ Racism, baby ♪</i>

279
00:08:29,113 --> 00:08:30,949
That's a great song. I'm hanging up.

280
00:08:30,982 --> 00:08:33,218
Okay. So Gina was a bust as well.

281
00:08:33,251 --> 00:08:35,820
Looks like we're out of options.

282
00:08:35,853 --> 00:08:37,222
Unless.

283
00:08:37,254 --> 00:08:39,089
- No.
- It's all we have.

284
00:08:40,959 --> 00:08:42,027
Hey, Jakey.

285
00:08:42,060 --> 00:08:43,194
Yeah, I'd love to chat, but I can't.

286
00:08:43,228 --> 00:08:45,164
Hitchcock and I are
eating cake for dinner

287
00:08:45,195 --> 00:08:46,297
and watching a movie.

288
00:08:46,330 --> 00:08:48,132
Ask Amy if she wants to come over.

289
00:08:48,166 --> 00:08:48,967
<i>I'm hanging up.</i>

290
00:08:48,999 --> 00:08:51,101
Why're you smiling?

291
00:08:51,134 --> 00:08:53,103
- That was useless.
- Are you kidding me?

292
00:08:53,137 --> 00:08:56,007
Hitchcock and Scully
just handed us a gem.

293
00:08:56,040 --> 00:08:57,208
Who wants cake?

294
00:08:57,241 --> 00:08:58,777
both: Me!

295
00:08:58,810 --> 00:09:00,311
And who wants to
watch "101 Dalmatians"

296
00:09:00,344 --> 00:09:02,046
and not ask any hard-to-answer questions

297
00:09:02,079 --> 00:09:03,781
about your father and race?

298
00:09:03,815 --> 00:09:05,883
- both: Me! Me! Me!
- Nice.

299
00:09:07,118 --> 00:09:09,020
Officer Maldack. Thanks for coming.

300
00:09:09,052 --> 00:09:11,322
Hey.

301
00:09:11,356 --> 00:09:13,992
I'm really glad you set this up.

302
00:09:14,025 --> 00:09:15,894
I'm so sorry for what happened.

303
00:09:15,926 --> 00:09:19,163
Oh. Wow.

304
00:09:19,196 --> 00:09:21,732
I am really happy to hear that.

305
00:09:21,766 --> 00:09:24,368
I was thinking this conversation
was gonna go a lot differently.

306
00:09:24,402 --> 00:09:25,869
No, no. It was an honest mistake.

307
00:09:25,902 --> 00:09:27,004
I mean, if I had known you were a cop,

308
00:09:27,037 --> 00:09:28,172
I never would've treated you that way.

309
00:09:28,205 --> 00:09:32,310
So you're sorry for not
knowing I was a cop sooner?

310
00:09:32,343 --> 00:09:34,045
- Yeah.
- And that's it?

311
00:09:34,078 --> 00:09:36,214
- Yeah.
- But you shouldn't have

312
00:09:36,247 --> 00:09:39,284
treated me that way whether
I was a cop or not.

313
00:09:39,316 --> 00:09:40,818
What do you mean?

314
00:09:40,852 --> 00:09:42,887
I was just walking down the street.

315
00:09:42,920 --> 00:09:45,390
There's nothing suspicious
or illegal about that.

316
00:09:45,422 --> 00:09:46,657
Okay, but you and I both know

317
00:09:46,690 --> 00:09:50,094
that you don't exactly look like
you belong in that neighborhood.

318
00:09:50,128 --> 00:09:51,296
- I live there.
- Look.

319
00:09:51,329 --> 00:09:53,164
Nine out of ten times I get
called to that neighborhood,

320
00:09:53,196 --> 00:09:54,298
it's about a guy that looks like you.

321
00:09:54,331 --> 00:09:56,033
Were you responding to a call?

322
00:09:56,066 --> 00:09:57,201
No, but you're missing the point.

323
00:09:57,234 --> 00:09:59,036
No, you're missing the point.

324
00:09:59,070 --> 00:10:00,171
I just want you to admit

325
00:10:00,204 --> 00:10:01,906
you only stopped me because I'm black

326
00:10:01,939 --> 00:10:04,175
and to apologize and say
you won't do it again!

327
00:10:04,208 --> 00:10:05,208
Hey, look.

328
00:10:05,209 --> 00:10:07,212
We wouldn't even be
having this conversation

329
00:10:07,244 --> 00:10:07,878
if you had your badge on you.

330
00:10:07,912 --> 00:10:09,180
Next time, don't forget it.

331
00:10:09,213 --> 00:10:10,949
Oh, so this is all my fault?

332
00:10:10,982 --> 00:10:12,283
I'm not apologizing for doing my job.

333
00:10:12,315 --> 00:10:14,351
That's not the job, man.

334
00:10:16,253 --> 00:10:17,921
Whoa. I can't believe
it went down like that.

335
00:10:17,954 --> 00:10:19,924
Should we maybe revisit
some of our earlier ideas

336
00:10:19,956 --> 00:10:21,825
vis-à-vis tires and slashing?

337
00:10:21,858 --> 00:10:24,161
I should've known there was
no talking to a guy like that.

338
00:10:24,195 --> 00:10:26,164
I don't see any other option.

339
00:10:26,196 --> 00:10:28,198
I'm submitting an official
complaint with Holt.

340
00:10:28,232 --> 00:10:30,334
I know it might feel weird
to report another officer,

341
00:10:30,369 --> 00:10:32,071
but it's the right move.

342
00:10:32,103 --> 00:10:33,338
Holt's gonna eat him for breakfast.

343
00:10:33,371 --> 00:10:37,009
Maldack has no idea
what's about to hit him.

344
00:10:38,944 --> 00:10:40,880
I'm not gonna submit this.

345
00:10:40,912 --> 00:10:42,347
What? Why not?

346
00:10:42,380 --> 00:10:44,282
Because I think it's a mistake.

347
00:10:49,076 --> 00:10:51,675
Hey, Sarge? Everything okay?

348
00:10:51,677 --> 00:10:55,648
Only ask 'cause you haven't
moved in the last 58 minutes.

349
00:10:55,682 --> 00:10:57,064
He doesn't want me
to file the complaint.

350
00:10:57,197 --> 00:10:59,166
Well, of course Officer
Maldack doesn't want you

351
00:10:59,199 --> 00:11:00,266
to file the complaint.

352
00:11:00,300 --> 00:11:01,133
He's the one being complained about.

353
00:11:01,168 --> 00:11:02,870
I just realized you meant Captain Holt.

354
00:11:02,902 --> 00:11:03,970
- Yeah.
- What?

355
00:11:04,003 --> 00:11:05,271
Did you mess up the grammar

356
00:11:05,305 --> 00:11:06,573
- or something?
- Did you dangle a participle?

357
00:11:06,606 --> 00:11:09,009
Ugh, Terry, Holt hates a dangler.

358
00:11:09,041 --> 00:11:11,210
Grammar was fine.

359
00:11:11,243 --> 00:11:13,213
He said he thought
filing it was a mistake.

360
00:11:13,246 --> 00:11:14,881
Wow. Well, look.

361
00:11:14,915 --> 00:11:17,016
Captain Holt cares about
you more than anything.

362
00:11:17,050 --> 00:11:18,986
I'm sure he's got a good reason.

363
00:11:19,019 --> 00:11:20,287
Maybe you should go talk
to him about it, you know?

364
00:11:20,319 --> 00:11:21,954
Go to his house.

365
00:11:21,987 --> 00:11:24,190
Yeah. That's a good idea.
I'm gonna do that.

366
00:11:24,223 --> 00:11:25,658
And while you're talking to him,

367
00:11:25,691 --> 00:11:27,560
Jake and Amy can babysit your kids.

368
00:11:27,593 --> 00:11:29,595
Unless they're too busy
making babies of their own.

369
00:11:29,628 --> 00:11:32,632
- Shaka-daka-dow.
- Get out of us.

370
00:11:32,665 --> 00:11:35,301
But yes, we are happy to
look after the kids again.

371
00:11:35,334 --> 00:11:37,905
Thanks, guys. I
appreciate your support.

372
00:11:37,938 --> 00:11:39,139
Now, I'm gonna go find out

373
00:11:39,171 --> 00:11:42,242
what the hell is going
on with Captain Holt.

374
00:11:44,144 --> 00:11:45,913
Are you two sure you
should be babysitting?

375
00:11:45,945 --> 00:11:47,080
You seemed real freaked when
you called me last night.

376
00:11:47,113 --> 00:11:49,649
Yes, but then we figured
out how to be good parents.

377
00:11:49,683 --> 00:11:51,151
TV and cake.

378
00:11:51,184 --> 00:11:53,252
TV and cake<i> were</i> my parents.

379
00:11:55,722 --> 00:11:57,691
It's okay.

380
00:12:00,226 --> 00:12:01,295
Sergeant Jeffords.

381
00:12:01,328 --> 00:12:02,328
That's right.

382
00:12:02,329 --> 00:12:03,564
It's me, Sergeant Jeffords,

383
00:12:03,597 --> 00:12:04,331
from the precinct.

384
00:12:04,363 --> 00:12:06,032
I'm the guy whose damn complaint

385
00:12:06,065 --> 00:12:07,000
you don't want to submit,

386
00:12:07,034 --> 00:12:10,069
and I can't think of
one damn reason why!

387
00:12:10,103 --> 00:12:11,271
Everyone.

388
00:12:11,304 --> 00:12:13,240
This is Sergeant Jeffords.

389
00:12:14,340 --> 00:12:16,275
Hi!

390
00:12:16,309 --> 00:12:18,312
I'm sorry for interrupting
your dinner party.

391
00:12:18,344 --> 00:12:19,779
No problem at all. This is important.

392
00:12:19,813 --> 00:12:21,348
Also, Kevin's friend Margo is here,

393
00:12:21,381 --> 00:12:23,317
and she's a real class-A drip.

394
00:12:23,349 --> 00:12:26,185
Sir, I can't get why you don't
want me to file the complaint.

395
00:12:26,218 --> 00:12:28,689
I thought you of all
people would support me.

396
00:12:28,722 --> 00:12:30,723
First of all, let me say,
what that officer did to you

397
00:12:30,756 --> 00:12:33,359
was wrong, deeply wrong,
and I'm furious about it.

398
00:12:33,392 --> 00:12:35,295
Okay. So why don't you back me up?

399
00:12:35,328 --> 00:12:37,363
Because that complaint could backfire.

400
00:12:37,396 --> 00:12:39,199
Cops who blow the whistle on other cops

401
00:12:39,232 --> 00:12:40,968
almost always face a backlash,

402
00:12:41,001 --> 00:12:43,035
just like people who
socialize with Margo

403
00:12:43,069 --> 00:12:44,972
invariably hear about
her trip to Scottsdale.

404
00:12:45,005 --> 00:12:46,373
You're real worked up about Margo.

405
00:12:46,405 --> 00:12:47,774
Sorry.

406
00:12:47,806 --> 00:12:49,375
She's horrible.

407
00:12:49,409 --> 00:12:51,278
Listen, I don't want to
see your career derailed

408
00:12:51,310 --> 00:12:52,378
because you were besmirched

409
00:12:52,411 --> 00:12:54,146
for reporting on another officer.

410
00:12:54,180 --> 00:12:55,247
But what he did was wrong.

411
00:12:55,280 --> 00:12:56,983
He should be besmirched!

412
00:12:57,016 --> 00:12:57,850
Yes, but is that besmirching worth

413
00:12:57,885 --> 00:12:59,218
the greater besmirching of your career?

414
00:12:59,252 --> 00:13:00,786
You have to balance besmirchings.

415
00:13:00,819 --> 00:13:02,254
There's politics to being a cop.

416
00:13:02,287 --> 00:13:03,990
But I wasn't harassed for being a cop.

417
00:13:04,024 --> 00:13:05,726
I was harassed as a black man.

418
00:13:05,758 --> 00:13:06,792
I'm not saying do nothing.

419
00:13:06,825 --> 00:13:08,829
I'm saying the most powerful action

420
00:13:08,862 --> 00:13:10,731
you can take is to
rise through the ranks

421
00:13:10,763 --> 00:13:12,398
so that you can make
large-scale changes.

422
00:13:12,431 --> 00:13:14,233
I've had to pick my battles,

423
00:13:14,266 --> 00:13:15,736
and it hasn't always been easy,

424
00:13:15,769 --> 00:13:17,304
but now I have my own precinct,

425
00:13:17,337 --> 00:13:19,306
a precinct whose officers
would never do to you

426
00:13:19,338 --> 00:13:20,741
what Officer Maldack did.

427
00:13:20,774 --> 00:13:22,743
I understand what
you're saying, but...

428
00:13:22,776 --> 00:13:25,078
Shh.

429
00:13:25,111 --> 00:13:27,180
I hear Margo's squeaky
shoes in the hallway.

430
00:13:27,213 --> 00:13:30,651
One guess as to where in Arizona
she brought them. Scottsdale.

431
00:13:30,684 --> 00:13:32,319
Oh. Ray. There you are.

432
00:13:32,352 --> 00:13:34,353
I'm about to start my
Scottsdale slideshow.

433
00:13:34,386 --> 00:13:35,421
It has all the highlights.

434
00:13:35,454 --> 00:13:38,025
There are no highlights
in Scottsdale, Margo.

435
00:13:38,058 --> 00:13:40,127
That's what you think, Raymond.

436
00:13:45,231 --> 00:13:46,766
Okay, we got chocolate-chocolate,

437
00:13:46,800 --> 00:13:49,102
chocolate-vanilla, and
my personal favorite,

438
00:13:49,135 --> 00:13:50,737
a bowl full of cake batter.

439
00:13:50,770 --> 00:13:53,273
- And loads o' movies.
- Eh?

440
00:13:53,305 --> 00:13:54,675
We don't want to do that.

441
00:13:54,708 --> 00:13:56,108
Uh, maybe you didn't

442
00:13:56,141 --> 00:13:57,141
hear us correctly.

443
00:13:57,142 --> 00:13:58,142
We've got cake.

444
00:13:58,144 --> 00:13:59,144
We've got movies.

445
00:13:59,145 --> 00:14:00,747
It's time to party!

446
00:14:00,780 --> 00:14:02,149
- Is being black bad?
- We're black.

447
00:14:02,181 --> 00:14:05,184
Are we gonna get in trouble like Daddy?

448
00:14:06,285 --> 00:14:07,454
Jake, can I talk to you for a second?

449
00:14:07,487 --> 00:14:08,221
Yes, please.

450
00:14:08,255 --> 00:14:10,123
- We have a problem.
- I know.

451
00:14:10,155 --> 00:14:11,425
What kind of kids don't
want to eat cake?

452
00:14:11,458 --> 00:14:13,427
Should we call Child Services on Terry?

453
00:14:13,459 --> 00:14:14,894
Jake, I think we
have to face the music

454
00:14:14,928 --> 00:14:16,396
and talk to them for real.

455
00:14:16,429 --> 00:14:18,432
I know. You're right.

456
00:14:18,464 --> 00:14:20,434
But I'm gonna munch the
cake batter while we do it.

457
00:14:20,467 --> 00:14:21,702
If you don't eat the raw egg fast,

458
00:14:21,734 --> 00:14:24,303
it makes you even more sick.

459
00:14:24,337 --> 00:14:26,106
- Never mind, let's go.
- Okay.

460
00:14:26,138 --> 00:14:27,373
Okay, girls.

461
00:14:27,406 --> 00:14:28,441
There's something called prejudice,

462
00:14:28,474 --> 00:14:31,377
which comes from the Latin
words "pre," or "before,"

463
00:14:31,410 --> 00:14:33,446
and "judicium," which means "to judge."

464
00:14:33,479 --> 00:14:34,479
Are you with me so far?

465
00:14:34,481 --> 00:14:36,415
- both: No.
- No.

466
00:14:36,449 --> 00:14:38,484
Okay. Um,

467
00:14:38,517 --> 00:14:40,386
you know how it's tougher in
this world to be a woman?

468
00:14:40,420 --> 00:14:41,822
both: It is?

469
00:14:41,854 --> 00:14:43,223
No. No, no, no. That's
not what I meant.

470
00:14:43,256 --> 00:14:45,125
Then I don't want to be a woman.

471
00:14:45,157 --> 00:14:46,392
- Me neither.
- You don't have to be

472
00:14:46,425 --> 00:14:47,493
if that's who you are... you know what?

473
00:14:47,526 --> 00:14:48,929
That's a whole other conversation.

474
00:14:48,962 --> 00:14:50,831
Uh...

475
00:14:50,863 --> 00:14:51,863
Okay. Here we go.

476
00:14:51,864 --> 00:14:53,899
A cop did a bad thing

477
00:14:53,933 --> 00:14:55,168
and tried to get your daddy in trouble,

478
00:14:55,200 --> 00:14:56,902
but your daddy didn't do anything wrong.

479
00:14:56,935 --> 00:14:59,372
Because Daddy's black?

480
00:14:59,405 --> 00:15:00,372
Yeah.

481
00:15:00,405 --> 00:15:01,875
That's scary.

482
00:15:01,907 --> 00:15:02,908
It is scary.

483
00:15:02,943 --> 00:15:05,235
But that cop was wrong,
and what he did was bad.

484
00:15:05,282 --> 00:15:07,252
And the most important
thing is your daddy's okay,

485
00:15:07,284 --> 00:15:08,352
and he's not in trouble,

486
00:15:08,385 --> 00:15:10,687
and he loves you both more
than anything in the world.

487
00:15:10,720 --> 00:15:12,990
Okay? both: Okay.

488
00:15:13,023 --> 00:15:14,225
Yeah. Okay.

489
00:15:14,258 --> 00:15:16,694
Well, that wasn't so bad.

490
00:15:16,726 --> 00:15:20,063
Well, if you guys have any other
questions, we're here for you.

491
00:15:20,096 --> 00:15:22,132
- What's an orgasm?
- Come on!

492
00:15:22,166 --> 00:15:23,201
Terry, I know you're upset,

493
00:15:23,234 --> 00:15:24,268
but this is the right thing to do.

494
00:15:24,301 --> 00:15:26,537
You're this close to the
City Council position,

495
00:15:26,571 --> 00:15:28,071
and that's just the beginning.

496
00:15:28,104 --> 00:15:30,274
It would be a shame to jeopardize that.

497
00:15:30,307 --> 00:15:32,109
Look, I get that the
guys in our precinct

498
00:15:32,143 --> 00:15:33,143
wouldn't profile me,

499
00:15:33,143 --> 00:15:34,211
but it still happened

500
00:15:34,244 --> 00:15:36,147
only one precinct over.

501
00:15:36,180 --> 00:15:37,916
Which is why you need to keep
pushing forward in your career,

502
00:15:37,949 --> 00:15:39,551
so that you can change the system.

503
00:15:39,584 --> 00:15:41,219
Terry, you're a great cop.

504
00:15:41,252 --> 00:15:43,221
You could become a chief or higher.

505
00:15:43,253 --> 00:15:45,956
How long will it take
to make change that way?

506
00:15:45,989 --> 00:15:48,960
Maldack is on the street now.

507
00:15:48,993 --> 00:15:50,328
You know why I became a cop?

508
00:15:50,360 --> 00:15:51,360
Please share.

509
00:15:51,361 --> 00:15:52,729
Because when I was a kid,

510
00:15:52,763 --> 00:15:54,699
I always wanted to be a superhero.

511
00:15:54,731 --> 00:15:57,134
Stop it! Stop bothering little Terry!

512
00:15:57,167 --> 00:16:00,171
- Or what?
- Or I will defeat you!

513
00:16:07,611 --> 00:16:09,012
Whoa.

514
00:16:09,046 --> 00:16:12,617
I wanted to help people
like that cop helped me.

515
00:16:12,649 --> 00:16:14,184
But right now,

516
00:16:14,218 --> 00:16:16,220
I don't feel like a superhero.

517
00:16:16,253 --> 00:16:18,323
I feel the opposite.

518
00:16:18,355 --> 00:16:20,591
When I got stopped the other day,

519
00:16:20,624 --> 00:16:22,759
I wasn't a cop.

520
00:16:22,792 --> 00:16:24,962
I wasn't a guy who lived
in a neighborhood

521
00:16:24,995 --> 00:16:26,997
looking for his daughter's toy.

522
00:16:27,031 --> 00:16:31,636
I was a black man, a
dangerous black man.

523
00:16:31,668 --> 00:16:36,239
That's all he could see: a threat.

524
00:16:36,273 --> 00:16:39,310
And I couldn't stop thinking
about my daughters.

525
00:16:39,343 --> 00:16:40,612
And their future.

526
00:16:40,644 --> 00:16:42,346
And how years from now,

527
00:16:42,379 --> 00:16:44,749
they could be walking down the street,

528
00:16:44,782 --> 00:16:46,150
looking for their kids' Moo Moo,

529
00:16:46,182 --> 00:16:48,652
and get stopped by a bad cop.

530
00:16:48,686 --> 00:16:50,655
And they probably won't get
to play the police card

531
00:16:50,687 --> 00:16:53,725
to get out of trouble.

532
00:16:53,758 --> 00:16:55,692
I don't like that thought,

533
00:16:55,725 --> 00:16:57,794
and I'm gonna do something about it.

534
00:16:57,827 --> 00:17:00,263
So I don't care if it
might hurt my career.

535
00:17:00,297 --> 00:17:02,299
I'm filing that report.

536
00:17:02,333 --> 00:17:04,748
Even if I have to go
over your head to do it.

537
00:17:09,483 --> 00:17:11,019
Kind of seemed like you were gonna

538
00:17:11,051 --> 00:17:13,221
get up and leave after saying all that.

539
00:17:13,253 --> 00:17:16,154
I was, but I think I hear Margo.

540
00:17:17,509 --> 00:17:19,045
Thanks for babysitting last night.

541
00:17:19,077 --> 00:17:20,445
The girls told me what you talked about,

542
00:17:20,479 --> 00:17:21,614
and it couldn't have been easy.

543
00:17:21,646 --> 00:17:22,414
I'm sorry I told them

544
00:17:22,448 --> 00:17:24,117
orgasms was another word for oranges.

545
00:17:24,150 --> 00:17:25,652
I panicked.

546
00:17:25,684 --> 00:17:26,684
Yeah, it did make it awkward

547
00:17:26,685 --> 00:17:28,922
when they asked for orgasm
juice this morning,

548
00:17:28,954 --> 00:17:30,656
but I was more talking
about the other stuff.

549
00:17:30,690 --> 00:17:32,557
Yeah. We didn't really
know what to say.

550
00:17:32,591 --> 00:17:34,093
At one point, I'm pretty sure I sang

551
00:17:34,125 --> 00:17:35,994
all of En Vogue's "Free Your Mind."

552
00:17:36,028 --> 00:17:38,131
Well, they had fun, and
you made 'em feel safe.

553
00:17:38,163 --> 00:17:39,031
You did good.

554
00:17:39,065 --> 00:17:42,000
Oh. They made you a "thank you" card.

555
00:17:42,034 --> 00:17:42,969
Aww.

556
00:17:43,001 --> 00:17:45,171
Pretty sure my nose
isn't quite this big,

557
00:17:45,203 --> 00:17:47,172
especially with all the
racial sensitivity talk,

558
00:17:47,205 --> 00:17:48,440
but I appreciate the effort.

559
00:17:48,473 --> 00:17:50,042
Sergeant Jeffords.

560
00:17:50,076 --> 00:17:52,144
A moment of your time, please.

561
00:17:53,578 --> 00:17:54,947
I came to a realization

562
00:17:54,980 --> 00:17:56,048
after you stormed out last night.

563
00:17:56,082 --> 00:17:58,084
I wouldn't say I stormed out.

564
00:17:58,116 --> 00:18:00,485
I shook hands with both you
and Kevin before I left.

565
00:18:00,518 --> 00:18:02,154
And Kevin and I agreed
that you squeezed

566
00:18:02,188 --> 00:18:04,157
significantly tighter than necessary.

567
00:18:04,190 --> 00:18:05,691
I guess I was a little worked up.

568
00:18:05,724 --> 00:18:07,125
With good reason.

569
00:18:07,159 --> 00:18:09,095
I thought a lot about our conversation.

570
00:18:09,127 --> 00:18:10,562
When I was a young police officer

571
00:18:10,595 --> 00:18:12,498
and things like this would happen to me,

572
00:18:12,530 --> 00:18:13,530
I felt very alone.

573
00:18:13,531 --> 00:18:17,169
I wanted to call out every
bad cop I encountered,

574
00:18:17,202 --> 00:18:19,271
and there were a lot,
but as a black gay man,

575
00:18:19,305 --> 00:18:22,542
I never had a superior
who was on my side,

576
00:18:22,575 --> 00:18:24,210
so the advice I offered you,

577
00:18:24,242 --> 00:18:27,480
that came from a different
place at a different time.

578
00:18:27,512 --> 00:18:30,682
I put all my energy
towards rising to a rank

579
00:18:30,716 --> 00:18:32,185
where I could make a difference.

580
00:18:32,218 --> 00:18:38,490
Well, I'm there now, and I realize

581
00:18:38,524 --> 00:18:40,460
that if I don't back you up on this,

582
00:18:40,492 --> 00:18:42,662
I would be betraying the very thing

583
00:18:42,694 --> 00:18:45,063
that I worked so hard for,

584
00:18:45,096 --> 00:18:46,699
so I filed the complaint.

585
00:18:46,731 --> 00:18:49,201
I appreciate that, Captain.

586
00:18:51,202 --> 00:18:53,705
- Are you still upset?
- No. Not at all.

587
00:18:53,739 --> 00:18:55,107
You should consider
modifying your handshake.

588
00:18:55,141 --> 00:18:56,743
It's sending the wrong message.

589
00:18:56,776 --> 00:18:58,544
Copy that.

590
00:18:58,576 --> 00:19:01,079
Whew. I am so glad we don't have to do

591
00:19:01,113 --> 00:19:02,215
any more babysitting for a while.

592
00:19:02,248 --> 00:19:04,283
I know. It was so stressful.

593
00:19:04,316 --> 00:19:05,684
So stressful.

594
00:19:05,718 --> 00:19:08,254
But, like, actually
kind of rewarding too.

595
00:19:08,287 --> 00:19:11,190
Shaping young minds like
that felt so powerful.

596
00:19:11,222 --> 00:19:13,091
- Yeah.
- But, like, so exhausting.

597
00:19:13,124 --> 00:19:15,094
Oh, yeah. Can you imagine
doing that every night?

598
00:19:15,126 --> 00:19:15,961
Forget it.

599
00:19:15,995 --> 00:19:18,097
But also, their little
shoes are so cute.

600
00:19:18,130 --> 00:19:19,198
They're like little circles.

601
00:19:19,230 --> 00:19:21,099
I know, and everything they hold

602
00:19:21,133 --> 00:19:23,568
looks so big because
their hands are so tiny.

603
00:19:23,602 --> 00:19:26,105
Yeah, and they have to hold a
cup of water with both hands

604
00:19:26,137 --> 00:19:27,205
- 'cause they're so weak.
- I know!

605
00:19:27,239 --> 00:19:28,240
Whoo-whee!

606
00:19:28,274 --> 00:19:29,742
That's what I'm talking about!

607
00:19:29,775 --> 00:19:31,711
- both: Boyle.
- Lucky for you,

608
00:19:31,743 --> 00:19:33,311
Amy, I am an unlicensed doula.

609
00:19:33,345 --> 00:19:34,814
I've delivered three of my cousins

610
00:19:34,846 --> 00:19:36,749
and one of my uncles... long story.

611
00:19:36,781 --> 00:19:38,750
- Go away!
- Yes, Papa.

612
00:19:40,251 --> 00:19:41,720
Please close the blinds.

613
00:19:41,753 --> 00:19:44,256
We're about to violate several
departmental regulations.

614
00:19:44,289 --> 00:19:46,158
Ho, ho! All right!

615
00:19:46,191 --> 00:19:47,326
It's been a very long week,

616
00:19:47,358 --> 00:19:49,061
and as of right now,

617
00:19:49,095 --> 00:19:50,563
we're both off duty.

618
00:19:50,595 --> 00:19:51,697
I think we've earned a drink.

619
00:19:51,730 --> 00:19:54,099
I can get behind that.

620
00:19:54,133 --> 00:19:56,568
I heard from City Council
about the liaison position.

621
00:19:56,602 --> 00:19:58,171
Is that right?

622
00:19:58,203 --> 00:19:59,203
You didn't get it.

623
00:19:59,204 --> 00:20:00,772
Oh.

624
00:20:00,806 --> 00:20:03,241
Oh, this is a sad drink.

625
00:20:03,275 --> 00:20:05,078
Was it the complaint?

626
00:20:05,111 --> 00:20:07,613
We'll never know for sure,
but, uh, I think it's likely.

627
00:20:07,645 --> 00:20:10,316
However, this is not a sad drink.

628
00:20:10,348 --> 00:20:11,683
We're celebrating

629
00:20:11,717 --> 00:20:16,288
to doing the right thing.

630
00:20:17,756 --> 00:20:19,225
I don't know.

631
00:20:19,258 --> 00:20:21,760
Maybe we shouldn't have
filed the complaint.

632
00:20:21,794 --> 00:20:24,764
Maybe I could've done more if
I had gotten the liaison job.

633
00:20:24,797 --> 00:20:25,832
Maybe.

634
00:20:25,864 --> 00:20:27,266
But one thing's for certain.

635
00:20:27,298 --> 00:20:28,298
Maldack will think twice

636
00:20:28,299 --> 00:20:31,136
before making another bad
stop like that again.

637
00:20:31,170 --> 00:20:32,705
That's a win.

638
00:20:32,738 --> 00:20:34,707
Yeah.

639
00:20:34,739 --> 00:20:36,642
It's tough.

640
00:20:36,674 --> 00:20:38,211
It is.

641
00:20:39,878 --> 00:20:41,279
So if Sharon's still out of town,

642
00:20:41,313 --> 00:20:43,216
who's, uh, looking out
for Cagney and Lacey?

643
00:20:43,249 --> 00:20:46,184
both: