1 00:00:01,103 --> 00:00:02,403 Santiago, your test results 2 00:00:02,438 --> 00:00:03,996 from the sergeant's exam have arrived. 3 00:00:04,031 --> 00:00:05,798 Ooh, everybody make room. 4 00:00:05,833 --> 00:00:08,582 Amy needs adequate space to do her signature dork dance. 5 00:00:08,618 --> 00:00:10,218 I don't know if there's going to be a dork dance. 6 00:00:10,253 --> 00:00:11,686 I mean, look how small that envelope is. 7 00:00:11,721 --> 00:00:13,254 That's not a big, good news envelope. 8 00:00:13,289 --> 00:00:14,823 That's a little, bad news envelope. 9 00:00:14,858 --> 00:00:17,158 What? That's nuts. Sarge, tell her envelope size 10 00:00:17,193 --> 00:00:18,827 - doesn't matter. - If I'm being honest, 11 00:00:18,862 --> 00:00:20,502 - I got a much bigger envelope. - Oh, God. 12 00:00:20,530 --> 00:00:21,729 Unhelpful, Terry. Very unhelpful. 13 00:00:21,764 --> 00:00:23,298 - Mine was bigger, too. - Okay. 14 00:00:23,333 --> 00:00:24,466 I just won't ever open it. 15 00:00:24,501 --> 00:00:25,800 That way, I'll never get rejected. 16 00:00:25,835 --> 00:00:27,435 - Fine, I'll open it. - No! 17 00:00:27,470 --> 00:00:28,636 - [bones crack] - Oh, whoa! 18 00:00:28,671 --> 00:00:29,671 - [both grunt] - Do it harder. 19 00:00:29,706 --> 00:00:30,859 I opened it. 20 00:00:31,241 --> 00:00:33,475 - You passed. - [gasps] Oh, my God. 21 00:00:33,510 --> 00:00:34,742 I'm going to be a sergeant. 22 00:00:34,777 --> 00:00:35,877 You're going to be a sergeant! 23 00:00:35,912 --> 00:00:37,545 - Yes! - [all cheer] 24 00:00:37,580 --> 00:00:39,781 ♪ Oh, no, it's happening. ♪ 25 00:00:39,816 --> 00:00:41,616 Whoo! 26 00:00:41,651 --> 00:00:44,419 - [grunts] Yeah! - That's my future wife! 27 00:00:44,454 --> 00:00:45,920 [inhales] So... 28 00:00:45,955 --> 00:00:48,923 [upbeat music] 29 00:00:48,958 --> 00:00:55,930 ♪ ♪ 30 00:01:01,866 --> 00:01:04,866 Sync & corrections by emeline-whovian www.addic7ed.com 31 00:01:06,231 --> 00:01:09,099 Amy Santiago, put down that melon, 32 00:01:09,135 --> 00:01:11,179 for you are about to feast your eyes 33 00:01:11,214 --> 00:01:14,282 on one of the most delicious cases in the NYPD. 34 00:01:14,317 --> 00:01:15,950 I don't like the personality I've chosen here. 35 00:01:15,985 --> 00:01:17,852 I do. You sound like Caesar Flickerman 36 00:01:17,887 --> 00:01:20,288 welcoming new "Hunger Games" tributes to the Quarter Quell. 37 00:01:20,323 --> 00:01:21,623 - What's going on, Jake? - In one week, 38 00:01:21,658 --> 00:01:22,891 you will officially become a sergeant. 39 00:01:22,926 --> 00:01:24,325 Which means this case will be the last one 40 00:01:24,360 --> 00:01:26,728 we ever work together as detectives, so it has to be perfect. 41 00:01:26,763 --> 00:01:29,898 I present to you a serial arson case. 42 00:01:29,933 --> 00:01:31,866 - Mm-hmm. - And the fires seem to be 43 00:01:31,901 --> 00:01:34,536 connected to the Saturday crossword puzzle. 44 00:01:34,571 --> 00:01:35,737 - Mama like. - Two different buildings, 45 00:01:35,772 --> 00:01:37,238 two consecutive Saturdays, 46 00:01:37,273 --> 00:01:38,982 and a puzzle left at each crime scene, 47 00:01:39,018 --> 00:01:41,174 and a note was sent to the puzzle's author, 48 00:01:41,210 --> 00:01:44,579 - Mr. Melvin Stermley. - Melvin Stermley? 49 00:01:44,614 --> 00:01:46,581 He's the best in the game! 50 00:01:46,616 --> 00:01:48,516 He made a puzzle once where all the answers 51 00:01:48,551 --> 00:01:50,752 were just the word "puzzle" in different languages. 52 00:01:50,787 --> 00:01:54,756 - In Estonian, it was moistatus. - Yeah, well, your moistatus 53 00:01:54,791 --> 00:01:56,558 is about to be hecka moist... 54 00:01:56,593 --> 00:01:58,293 don't call HR, we are getting married... 55 00:01:58,328 --> 00:01:59,694 because Melvin Stermley is coming in 56 00:01:59,729 --> 00:02:02,375 - to help us with the case! - Sha-wing! 57 00:02:02,865 --> 00:02:05,533 Hey, I was going through your calendar for some reason. 58 00:02:05,568 --> 00:02:07,902 - It's your job. - Right. 59 00:02:07,937 --> 00:02:10,805 Anyhoobs, I wanted to remind you about the commissioner 60 00:02:10,840 --> 00:02:13,341 candidate meet and greet, and your presentation 61 00:02:13,376 --> 00:02:14,742 to the selection committee. 62 00:02:14,777 --> 00:02:16,344 Being that I am your campaign manager... 63 00:02:16,379 --> 00:02:17,912 - You are not. - I did a little sleuthing 64 00:02:17,947 --> 00:02:20,348 on your rivals. You want me to spill the beans? 65 00:02:20,383 --> 00:02:22,283 Why would you ever intentionally spill beans? 66 00:02:22,318 --> 00:02:24,652 They're one of nature's most densely packed protein sources, 67 00:02:24,687 --> 00:02:27,355 and they remain unsullied by flavor. 68 00:02:27,390 --> 00:02:29,290 Okay, forget it, I'll just mosey on out. 69 00:02:29,325 --> 00:02:31,292 Fine, fine, tell me everything. 70 00:02:31,327 --> 00:02:33,895 All right, have a seat. It's Gina time. 71 00:02:33,930 --> 00:02:35,997 Say hello to your compe-tish. 72 00:02:36,032 --> 00:02:39,968 Bryan McCann, John Kelly, and John Kelly. 73 00:02:40,003 --> 00:02:42,637 Yes, that's right, there are two John Kellys. 74 00:02:42,672 --> 00:02:44,606 How are these not the same man? 75 00:02:44,641 --> 00:02:47,508 You should see their wives. Or should I say, wife. 76 00:02:47,543 --> 00:02:49,444 Good God, do you know what their speeches are about? 77 00:02:49,479 --> 00:02:50,778 I do. 78 00:02:50,813 --> 00:02:52,447 "Staying the course." 79 00:02:52,482 --> 00:02:53,881 "Maintaining the course," and. 80 00:02:53,916 --> 00:02:56,284 "Blazing a path to a new future." 81 00:02:56,319 --> 00:02:58,052 I'm kidding, it's "Remaining on the course." 82 00:02:58,087 --> 00:02:59,587 Unbelievable, none of these men 83 00:02:59,622 --> 00:03:01,656 have any interest in advancing the NYPD. 84 00:03:01,691 --> 00:03:03,591 That's right, because they're dinosaurs. 85 00:03:03,626 --> 00:03:05,426 But do you know what kills dinosaurs? 86 00:03:05,461 --> 00:03:06,494 - Asteroids? - No. 87 00:03:06,529 --> 00:03:08,029 You-steroids. 88 00:03:08,064 --> 00:03:10,390 You are going to kill these dinosaurs. 89 00:03:11,434 --> 00:03:13,935 Hey, hey dum-dum. What are you thinking? 90 00:03:13,970 --> 00:03:15,803 Introducing Amy to her celebrity crush? 91 00:03:15,838 --> 00:03:17,705 - Are you insane? - Relax, Charles. 92 00:03:17,740 --> 00:03:19,888 It's not a crush, it's her nerdy crossword puzzling hero. 93 00:03:19,924 --> 00:03:21,376 I mean, the guy's got to be a massive dork. 94 00:03:21,411 --> 00:03:23,011 His name is Melvin Stermley, for God's sake. 95 00:03:23,046 --> 00:03:25,265 Jake, he's here. Come meet Melvin. 96 00:03:25,715 --> 00:03:27,872 Hey, you can call me Vin. 97 00:03:28,851 --> 00:03:31,686 But, where is nerd? 98 00:03:33,923 --> 00:03:35,857 Whoa, is this a new detective car? 99 00:03:35,892 --> 00:03:37,859 It sure is, I put in the paperwork 100 00:03:37,894 --> 00:03:41,062 18 months ago, and got lucky. They fast tracked it! 101 00:03:41,097 --> 00:03:45,033 Say hello to the Nine-Nine's brand new, fully loaded, 102 00:03:45,068 --> 00:03:47,502 sweet-as-hell crime-crusher on wheels! 103 00:03:47,537 --> 00:03:51,005 Holy crap, it has a heads-up display with built-in license plate reader. 104 00:03:51,040 --> 00:03:52,840 Who cares. It's got two burrito holders. 105 00:03:52,875 --> 00:03:54,359 - Those are cup holders, Scully. - Oh yeah? 106 00:03:54,395 --> 00:03:56,332 Then what am I supposed to use my thighs for, genius? 107 00:03:56,368 --> 00:03:58,796 Wait, who are you assigning this car to, Sarge? 108 00:03:58,832 --> 00:04:01,462 Um, I was actually thinking I'd get this one. 109 00:04:01,498 --> 00:04:02,750 - Seriously? - You suck. 110 00:04:02,785 --> 00:04:04,686 Whoa, the heater in my detective car 111 00:04:04,721 --> 00:04:07,021 hasn't worked in two years. I don't have enough body fat 112 00:04:07,056 --> 00:04:08,623 to keep warm, Terry's sick of shivering. 113 00:04:08,658 --> 00:04:10,124 Okay, just seems a little selfish 114 00:04:10,159 --> 00:04:11,592 to keep it for yourself when your detectives, 115 00:04:11,627 --> 00:04:12,927 who you took an oath to protect, 116 00:04:12,962 --> 00:04:14,729 are stuck driving their crappy old cars. 117 00:04:14,764 --> 00:04:17,098 - Mine's the oldest. - I've never felt so abandoned. 118 00:04:17,133 --> 00:04:19,701 And I was actually abandoned. They found me in a swamp. 119 00:04:19,736 --> 00:04:21,769 Fine. We'll do a drawing for it. 120 00:04:21,804 --> 00:04:23,738 But until then, no one touches it. 121 00:04:23,773 --> 00:04:25,106 Oops, too late. 122 00:04:25,141 --> 00:04:27,008 I left a ranch handprint on the windshield. 123 00:04:27,043 --> 00:04:28,609 Okay, so here are your puzzles 124 00:04:28,644 --> 00:04:30,144 from the days the arsonist set the fire. 125 00:04:30,179 --> 00:04:32,013 This is really good, Amy, thanks. 126 00:04:32,048 --> 00:04:34,982 Hey, so Vin, just curious. Would you say you have 127 00:04:35,017 --> 00:04:36,918 the typical physique of a puzzle maker, or? 128 00:04:36,953 --> 00:04:38,753 Well, each puzzle only pays a couple hundred bucks, 129 00:04:38,788 --> 00:04:40,479 so I mostly make my money modeling. 130 00:04:40,885 --> 00:04:42,495 - Primarily swimwear. - Yeah, I hear that. 131 00:04:42,531 --> 00:04:44,407 I could do that too, but I make pretty good money here, 132 00:04:44,443 --> 00:04:45,400 so I don't really need to. 133 00:04:45,436 --> 00:04:46,594 Anyways, let's talk about the case. 134 00:04:46,629 --> 00:04:48,863 So here's the letter that the arsonist sent to Vin. 135 00:04:48,898 --> 00:04:51,866 "Your clues I discombobulate to teach you to conjugate, 136 00:04:51,901 --> 00:04:54,969 the fool who fails to validate will watch as I conflagrate." 137 00:04:55,004 --> 00:04:57,071 It seems like he's using my crossword to tell me something. 138 00:04:57,106 --> 00:05:00,541 Oh, maybe we should look at anagrams of the answers. 139 00:05:00,576 --> 00:05:02,577 That's really good, "o nasty amiga!" 140 00:05:02,612 --> 00:05:04,412 - [laughs] - Oh, what? 141 00:05:04,447 --> 00:05:06,514 He re-arranged the letters of "Amy Santiago." 142 00:05:06,549 --> 00:05:09,550 He anagrammed me! Vin, do Jake Peralta. 143 00:05:09,585 --> 00:05:11,085 - I doubt that's even possible. - Eat a jerk, pal. 144 00:05:11,120 --> 00:05:13,054 What, no one's ever said that phrase. 145 00:05:13,089 --> 00:05:15,022 I really think this anagram approach makes a lot of sense. 146 00:05:15,057 --> 00:05:16,524 Seriously? Let's do it. 147 00:05:16,559 --> 00:05:17,959 I'll take even clues, you take odds. 148 00:05:17,994 --> 00:05:21,095 Great, and I will take everyone's coffee order. 149 00:05:21,130 --> 00:05:22,864 - That's equally helpful. - I don't drink coffee. 150 00:05:22,899 --> 00:05:24,920 - But I'd love a kombucha. - Great, I'll just... 151 00:05:25,201 --> 00:05:26,868 walk to the kombucha store. 152 00:05:26,903 --> 00:05:29,543 - Everything okay? - Yeah, of course. 153 00:05:30,072 --> 00:05:31,906 You can't wear a coat over a tank, 154 00:05:31,941 --> 00:05:34,709 - You're not Ryan Gosling. - Feeling jealous, buddy? 155 00:05:34,744 --> 00:05:36,744 No, not at all. I mean, I am a little surprised 156 00:05:36,779 --> 00:05:38,980 that somebody named Melvin is so bodacious, 157 00:05:39,015 --> 00:05:41,082 but I feel that jealousy is an ugly emotion. 158 00:05:41,117 --> 00:05:42,683 - That you are feeling. - And I'm just glad 159 00:05:42,718 --> 00:05:44,118 that Amy is spending some time with her hero. 160 00:05:44,153 --> 00:05:45,720 - Who is super hot. - Charles, let it go. 161 00:05:45,755 --> 00:05:46,954 - And smart. - I'm serious, stop. 162 00:05:46,989 --> 00:05:48,723 [laughs] 163 00:05:48,758 --> 00:05:50,284 And hilarious. 164 00:05:50,660 --> 00:05:51,905 Eat a jerk, pal! 165 00:05:55,589 --> 00:05:56,822 So, how's it going in here? 166 00:05:56,857 --> 00:05:58,124 Vin, I see you're still coatless. 167 00:05:58,160 --> 00:05:59,931 - I run hot, like a wolf. - Oh, I see. 168 00:05:59,967 --> 00:06:01,505 I wonder if the word "conjugate" 169 00:06:01,541 --> 00:06:02,973 in the arsonist's letter means we should 170 00:06:03,009 --> 00:06:06,035 - focus on the verb answers. - Cool, I love verbs. 171 00:06:06,071 --> 00:06:08,533 - Second favorite part of speech. - Both: After prepositions. 172 00:06:08,568 --> 00:06:10,708 [laughs] Yeah, words are cool. 173 00:06:10,744 --> 00:06:12,236 But maybe we should switch gears a bit, 174 00:06:12,272 --> 00:06:14,139 and get back to some good old-fashioned police work. 175 00:06:14,175 --> 00:06:15,674 - What are you thinking? - Well, whoever's setting 176 00:06:15,709 --> 00:06:17,342 these fires is clearly trying to humiliate Vin. 177 00:06:17,377 --> 00:06:18,910 You know, make a puzzle he can't solve. 178 00:06:18,945 --> 00:06:20,745 So maybe we should focus on people that don't like you. 179 00:06:20,780 --> 00:06:22,447 Jake has a point about motive. 180 00:06:22,482 --> 00:06:23,849 Maybe another puzzler wants to take you down. 181 00:06:23,884 --> 00:06:25,750 Well, if you're looking for a puzzle head, 182 00:06:25,785 --> 00:06:27,919 I'm hosting a crossword night at the Turnkey Bar tonight. 183 00:06:27,954 --> 00:06:29,721 Oh, I've always wanted to go there. 184 00:06:29,756 --> 00:06:31,756 That place is a total puzz-hang. 185 00:06:31,791 --> 00:06:34,059 Ah, gross, all right, so we'll go undercover, 186 00:06:34,094 --> 00:06:36,027 chat some people up, and see if we can't find our arsonist. 187 00:06:36,062 --> 00:06:37,996 - Good idea. - Oh, Amy likes my plan. 188 00:06:38,031 --> 00:06:42,467 Great, so Vin, why don't we just get this coat back on you, 189 00:06:42,502 --> 00:06:44,736 and I'll help you get out of the door, here. 190 00:06:44,771 --> 00:06:47,105 And we'll see you tonight, okay, bye! 191 00:06:47,140 --> 00:06:49,474 - [laughs] The best. - Right? 192 00:06:49,509 --> 00:06:51,042 Yeah! 193 00:06:51,245 --> 00:06:53,578 Wow, the competition looks even older in person. 194 00:06:53,613 --> 00:06:55,614 What do you think these dinosaurs are talking about? 195 00:06:55,649 --> 00:06:57,148 Where to find "Matlock" reruns? 196 00:06:57,183 --> 00:06:58,717 Be professional, Gina. 197 00:06:58,752 --> 00:07:00,385 Like the homecare nurses 198 00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:01,920 who will tuck them into bed tonight. 199 00:07:01,955 --> 00:07:03,121 [laughs] 200 00:07:03,156 --> 00:07:04,856 - Oh, hello, John. - Raymond. 201 00:07:04,891 --> 00:07:06,091 I just want to say what an honor it is 202 00:07:06,126 --> 00:07:07,459 to be up for the same job 203 00:07:07,494 --> 00:07:10,362 as a man with your... experience. 204 00:07:10,537 --> 00:07:11,624 Thank you. 205 00:07:12,947 --> 00:07:15,400 I paused suggestively before I said "experience," 206 00:07:15,435 --> 00:07:17,435 so he would know it wasn't really a compliment. 207 00:07:17,470 --> 00:07:19,804 Who are you talking to? I invented the pause. 208 00:07:19,839 --> 00:07:22,407 Raymond Holt, I'm Captain Olivia Crawford. 209 00:07:22,621 --> 00:07:24,316 I'm the new candidate for commissioner. 210 00:07:24,352 --> 00:07:25,370 - Oh? - Excuse me? 211 00:07:25,383 --> 00:07:26,644 Yeah, I replaced the other candidate. 212 00:07:26,680 --> 00:07:28,680 He retired to spend more time with his grandchildren. 213 00:07:28,715 --> 00:07:30,849 Anyway, I just wanted to say what a privilege it is 214 00:07:30,884 --> 00:07:35,620 to be up for the same job as a man with your... tenure. 215 00:07:35,655 --> 00:07:38,623 - Oh, damn, she paused, dude. - In error, I am certain. 216 00:07:38,658 --> 00:07:39,858 Olivia, I may be older than you, 217 00:07:39,893 --> 00:07:41,426 but I am not some dinosaur 218 00:07:41,461 --> 00:07:42,961 intent on maintaining the status quo. 219 00:07:42,996 --> 00:07:45,997 For example, I would add a social media officer 220 00:07:46,032 --> 00:07:47,810 - to every precinct. - Interesting. 221 00:07:48,388 --> 00:07:50,669 I plan on eliminating precincts all together. 222 00:07:50,704 --> 00:07:52,837 What, no precincts? That's not how we do things. 223 00:07:52,872 --> 00:07:55,337 That's exactly what both John Kellys said. 224 00:07:56,543 --> 00:07:59,477 Oh no, she's the asteroid. 225 00:07:59,512 --> 00:08:01,935 And I don't want to say you're a dinosaur, but... 226 00:08:02,331 --> 00:08:03,931 [whispering] You're a dinosaur. 227 00:08:04,084 --> 00:08:06,851 Wow, a whole crowd full of puzzlers. 228 00:08:06,886 --> 00:08:08,720 Gotta be honest, I'm a little disappointed 229 00:08:08,755 --> 00:08:10,589 no one's wearing a green suit covered in question marks. 230 00:08:10,624 --> 00:08:12,190 That guy has crossword puzzle pants. 231 00:08:12,225 --> 00:08:15,493 - Does that scratch your itch? - Very much so, thanks. 232 00:08:15,528 --> 00:08:17,968 All right, we should probably start talking to people in line. 233 00:08:18,231 --> 00:08:19,965 Pardon me there, fellow puzzler. 234 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:21,766 What do you think of Melvin Stermley? 235 00:08:21,801 --> 00:08:23,635 Uh, you mean my future husband? 236 00:08:23,670 --> 00:08:25,070 Oh, so you like his puzzles? 237 00:08:25,105 --> 00:08:27,505 And his face, body, and brain... and body. 238 00:08:27,540 --> 00:08:28,640 Honestly, Vin makes all other men 239 00:08:28,675 --> 00:08:30,475 seem really stupid and ugly. 240 00:08:30,510 --> 00:08:31,710 Okay, well, thank you for your 241 00:08:31,745 --> 00:08:33,301 very candid and hurtful input. 242 00:08:33,613 --> 00:08:36,014 You must solve one of Vin's puzzles to enter. 243 00:08:36,049 --> 00:08:37,949 Rearrange the letters of this phrase 244 00:08:37,984 --> 00:08:39,851 to reveal a place in the world. 245 00:08:39,904 --> 00:08:42,553 Jake: "Meet a brainier stud, a." 246 00:08:42,589 --> 00:08:44,889 Oh, come on, there's no place with that many letters in it. 247 00:08:44,924 --> 00:08:46,758 I mean, most places are, like, four letters. 248 00:08:46,793 --> 00:08:50,095 - You know, park, mall, dump... - United Arab Emirates! 249 00:08:50,130 --> 00:08:52,130 - You may enter. - [exhales] 250 00:08:52,165 --> 00:08:54,265 Uh, you must each answer a puzzle. 251 00:08:54,300 --> 00:08:56,134 Oh... great. 252 00:08:56,169 --> 00:08:58,136 Unscramble the letters in this phrase 253 00:08:58,171 --> 00:09:01,039 to reveal the name of a film based on a classic novel. 254 00:09:01,074 --> 00:09:03,908 - Okay. - "Sad anus loser, I go in". 255 00:09:03,943 --> 00:09:06,578 You know, I feel like these puzzles are actually very pointed. 256 00:09:06,613 --> 00:09:08,146 Forget it, I got this. 257 00:09:08,181 --> 00:09:10,148 Uh, A, R, uh... 258 00:09:10,183 --> 00:09:11,816 [suspenseful music] 259 00:09:11,851 --> 00:09:13,184 Puzzle solved. 260 00:09:13,219 --> 00:09:15,086 ♪ ♪ 261 00:09:15,121 --> 00:09:17,022 [grunts] 262 00:09:17,057 --> 00:09:18,757 [laughs] 263 00:09:18,792 --> 00:09:21,100 Who's the anus loser now? 264 00:09:22,095 --> 00:09:24,257 [grunts] It's still me. 265 00:09:24,597 --> 00:09:27,198 Okay, one of us is about to get access 266 00:09:27,233 --> 00:09:30,568 to the best detective car ever, and everyone else 267 00:09:30,603 --> 00:09:32,537 will go back to driving junk cars 268 00:09:32,572 --> 00:09:33,972 for the rest of your junk lives. 269 00:09:34,007 --> 00:09:35,807 Damn, Sarge, that took a dark turn. 270 00:09:35,842 --> 00:09:37,981 I want seat warmers. I want them bad. 271 00:09:38,017 --> 00:09:39,144 I need this car too. 272 00:09:39,179 --> 00:09:41,179 I'm sick of riding my Vespa to work every day. 273 00:09:41,214 --> 00:09:43,048 Well, being on the seat behind you is no picnic either. 274 00:09:43,083 --> 00:09:45,416 All right, here it goes. 275 00:09:47,687 --> 00:09:49,754 [laughs] What? 276 00:09:49,789 --> 00:09:52,991 Oh, my God, it says "Terry." I won! 277 00:09:53,026 --> 00:09:55,660 ♪ Terry got a car, Terry got a car ♪ 278 00:09:55,695 --> 00:09:56,995 No way. You cheated. 279 00:09:57,030 --> 00:09:58,997 What? I didn't cheat. 280 00:09:59,032 --> 00:10:00,644 I bet every slip in there says Terry. 281 00:10:02,869 --> 00:10:04,803 He filled it full of fake people. 282 00:10:04,838 --> 00:10:07,072 - Who the hell is Norm? - That's Scully's first name. 283 00:10:07,107 --> 00:10:08,873 - It is? - Stop being sore losers. 284 00:10:08,908 --> 00:10:10,208 I won fair and square. 285 00:10:10,243 --> 00:10:11,876 No, you won unfair and un-square, 286 00:10:11,911 --> 00:10:13,945 - and I'm going to prove it. - And if we can't, 287 00:10:13,980 --> 00:10:15,414 - we'll plant it. - No. 288 00:10:15,782 --> 00:10:17,132 Charles, I need your help. 289 00:10:17,186 --> 00:10:18,717 What's the best way to dry out a pant leg that's 290 00:10:18,752 --> 00:10:20,652 - been soaked in toilet water? - Wait 28 minutes. 291 00:10:20,687 --> 00:10:22,587 Trust me, that's how long it takes for toilet pants to dry. 292 00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:24,122 Well, I can't just be standing around 293 00:10:24,157 --> 00:10:26,057 for half an hour while Amy chats it up with Vin. 294 00:10:26,092 --> 00:10:29,327 Ah, so it's not toilet water. You're drenched in jealousy. 295 00:10:29,362 --> 00:10:32,362 I told you before, jealousy is an ugly emotion that I don't feel. 296 00:10:32,398 --> 00:10:34,152 Besides, Amy picked my plan to come here. 297 00:10:34,188 --> 00:10:35,319 Why would I be jealous of Vin? 298 00:10:35,355 --> 00:10:38,236 Because of his body, and face, and brain... and body. 299 00:10:38,271 --> 00:10:39,871 Why does everybody say "body" twice? 300 00:10:39,906 --> 00:10:41,339 - [door opening] - Oh, hang on a second. 301 00:10:41,374 --> 00:10:43,041 - Somebody's coming. - Vin is on fire tonight. 302 00:10:43,076 --> 00:10:44,976 - He's phenomenal. - No wonder the Saturday 303 00:10:45,011 --> 00:10:46,945 crossword replaced Sam with him. 304 00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:49,214 - Sam must be pissed. - I heard the only place 305 00:10:49,249 --> 00:10:51,316 that buys his puzzles now is "Parade" magazine. 306 00:10:51,351 --> 00:10:53,618 The hardest clue he had in his last one 307 00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:55,720 was a five-letter word for a game 308 00:10:55,755 --> 00:10:58,223 - popular in nursing homes. - Bingo. 309 00:10:58,258 --> 00:10:59,791 I figured out who the arsonist is. 310 00:10:59,826 --> 00:11:01,826 It's this guy named Sam. He's a puzzle maker. 311 00:11:01,861 --> 00:11:04,327 - And Vin took his job. - Sam Jepson? 312 00:11:04,363 --> 00:11:05,420 Oh, he's not the arsonist. 313 00:11:05,456 --> 00:11:06,614 He's been out of town for weeks. 314 00:11:06,649 --> 00:11:07,783 And he's one of my closest friends. 315 00:11:07,819 --> 00:11:09,217 He let me stay on his couch 316 00:11:09,252 --> 00:11:10,651 when Anna Kournikova and I broke up. 317 00:11:10,686 --> 00:11:12,787 [scoffs] Well, I mean, she never won a major, so. 318 00:11:12,822 --> 00:11:14,789 All right, fine, if I'm so wrong, what did you guys find? 319 00:11:14,824 --> 00:11:16,390 Both fires were located 320 00:11:16,425 --> 00:11:17,760 at the intersection of numbered streets. 321 00:11:17,796 --> 00:11:19,329 If you match those intersections with the same 322 00:11:19,365 --> 00:11:21,432 intersections of the numbered clues in the puzzles, 323 00:11:21,468 --> 00:11:23,006 you get the letters "MA". 324 00:11:23,042 --> 00:11:24,764 We think the arsonist is spelling his name. 325 00:11:24,800 --> 00:11:27,601 We can build a puzzle around that, and catch him setting his next fire. 326 00:11:27,637 --> 00:11:30,083 But we have a suspect with a crystal clear motive. 327 00:11:30,119 --> 00:11:32,487 I think we need to solve this like cops, not puzzlers. 328 00:11:32,523 --> 00:11:34,323 I hear you, Jake. But people who make crosswords 329 00:11:34,359 --> 00:11:35,926 love hiding their names in their puzzles. 330 00:11:35,962 --> 00:11:37,328 It's our version of a self portrait. 331 00:11:37,364 --> 00:11:38,897 [sighs] All right, you know what? 332 00:11:38,933 --> 00:11:40,967 Amy, it's your last case, you decide. 333 00:11:41,003 --> 00:11:42,782 Should we go with Vin's wacky little plan, 334 00:11:42,818 --> 00:11:44,824 or should we go with Sam Jepson, 335 00:11:44,860 --> 00:11:46,759 my exceptionally solid lead? 336 00:11:46,795 --> 00:11:50,088 I see where you're coming from, Jake, but this is Vin's world, 337 00:11:50,124 --> 00:11:52,124 and I think we should go with his strategy. 338 00:11:52,160 --> 00:11:53,772 - Sound good? - Yeah. 339 00:11:54,137 --> 00:11:56,638 - Yeah, sounds great. - Okay, great. 340 00:11:56,674 --> 00:11:58,704 - Let's go. - Yeah, let's go. 341 00:11:59,535 --> 00:12:02,136 Oh, no, ugly emotion. 342 00:12:05,118 --> 00:12:07,458 Okay, so we think the arsonist is using the fires 343 00:12:07,494 --> 00:12:08,639 to spell out his name. 344 00:12:08,675 --> 00:12:09,742 The most common third letter 345 00:12:09,778 --> 00:12:12,271 in names that start with "MA" are L for Malcolm, 346 00:12:12,307 --> 00:12:14,274 X for Max, R for Mark, and T for Matthew. 347 00:12:14,309 --> 00:12:16,510 Or his name is Sam, and he's spelling it backwards. 348 00:12:16,545 --> 00:12:17,683 Uh-huh. 349 00:12:18,213 --> 00:12:20,380 Let's just stick with the LXRT plan. 350 00:12:20,415 --> 00:12:22,216 - Copy that. - Vin designed today's puzzle 351 00:12:22,251 --> 00:12:24,017 using only one of each of those letters. 352 00:12:24,052 --> 00:12:26,237 Isn't that the craziest thing you've ever seen? 353 00:12:26,273 --> 00:12:27,372 I don't know, I mean, remember that time 354 00:12:27,408 --> 00:12:29,022 we investigated the disappearance of Mrs. Jackson, 355 00:12:29,057 --> 00:12:30,991 and it turned out her parrot ate her, bones and all? 356 00:12:31,026 --> 00:12:32,893 - That was pretty crazy. - That was crazy. 357 00:12:32,928 --> 00:12:34,461 - Yeah. - [both laugh] 358 00:12:34,496 --> 00:12:36,263 So tonight, we'll stake out the intersections 359 00:12:36,298 --> 00:12:38,499 that correspond to where the L, X, R, and T are 360 00:12:38,534 --> 00:12:41,168 in Vin's puzzle, and hopefully catch the arsonist in the act. 361 00:12:41,203 --> 00:12:44,371 I'll take the MAT corner, you take the MAR corner, 362 00:12:44,406 --> 00:12:47,040 and we'll have patrolman take the MAL and MAX. 363 00:12:47,075 --> 00:12:48,624 - Cool? - Yep, very cool. 364 00:12:48,660 --> 00:12:50,294 Okay, great, I'll get the surveillance equipment. 365 00:12:50,330 --> 00:12:51,727 [exhales] 366 00:12:51,763 --> 00:12:53,032 Shame. 367 00:12:53,248 --> 00:12:55,048 Shame, shame, shame. 368 00:12:55,430 --> 00:12:57,121 I can't believe you're doing Vin's plan. 369 00:12:57,157 --> 00:12:58,757 Will you relax? I'm only doing it 370 00:12:58,793 --> 00:13:00,201 because someone else is going to do my plan. 371 00:13:00,237 --> 00:13:01,403 - Who? - You. 372 00:13:01,439 --> 00:13:02,680 - Oh. - While I'm busy watching 373 00:13:02,716 --> 00:13:03,876 nothing happen on my stupid corner, 374 00:13:03,912 --> 00:13:04,945 you're going to stake out Sam's apartment. 375 00:13:04,981 --> 00:13:07,126 Then when he sets a fire, Vin is going to look like a dummy. 376 00:13:07,162 --> 00:13:09,247 That's right, use the jealousy, Jake. 377 00:13:09,283 --> 00:13:11,227 It will give you unimaginable power. 378 00:13:11,263 --> 00:13:14,351 Yes, yes, I can feel it coursing through my veins. 379 00:13:14,387 --> 00:13:15,453 - Oh, my hand cramped. - Oh. 380 00:13:15,489 --> 00:13:16,660 Oh, it's stuck in a claw. 381 00:13:16,755 --> 00:13:18,255 - It's a claw now. - Oh. 382 00:13:18,512 --> 00:13:20,958 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. What are you doing? 383 00:13:20,993 --> 00:13:22,893 You're snacking? This is from the guy 384 00:13:22,928 --> 00:13:24,695 who told me that eating finger foods 385 00:13:24,730 --> 00:13:26,196 was the one true sign of depression? 386 00:13:26,231 --> 00:13:27,898 Then watch me chew, Gina. 387 00:13:27,933 --> 00:13:30,100 I'm a creature of the past. I'm a dinosaur. 388 00:13:30,135 --> 00:13:32,836 No, you are not, you're the best man for the job. 389 00:13:32,871 --> 00:13:34,705 And I think you know what you have to do to get it. 390 00:13:34,740 --> 00:13:37,495 Believe in myself and give a great presentation? 391 00:13:37,531 --> 00:13:38,644 Not even close. 392 00:13:38,935 --> 00:13:42,079 That's the head of the committee over there, gorging on crab cakes. 393 00:13:42,114 --> 00:13:43,948 Just go up to him and sabotage Olivia. 394 00:13:43,983 --> 00:13:45,168 Um... 395 00:13:45,441 --> 00:13:47,151 - I don't think I can do that. - Well, you can't really be 396 00:13:47,186 --> 00:13:49,286 the best commissioner the NYPD has ever had 397 00:13:49,321 --> 00:13:51,290 if you're not the commissioner. 398 00:13:52,347 --> 00:13:55,774 Right. You're right, I want this. 399 00:13:56,433 --> 00:13:58,996 And I will do good things for the city. 400 00:13:59,031 --> 00:14:01,298 Yes, you will. Now, get over there, 401 00:14:01,333 --> 00:14:04,693 and crap all over Olivia's ideas. 402 00:14:05,637 --> 00:14:08,139 - Patrick, nice to see you. - Hello, Raymond. 403 00:14:09,201 --> 00:14:10,841 - Shall we small-talk? - Mm. 404 00:14:10,876 --> 00:14:12,810 I've been thinking recently about how vital 405 00:14:12,845 --> 00:14:15,312 the existence of precincts is to the NYPD. 406 00:14:15,347 --> 00:14:17,465 Oh, you spoke to Crawford. 407 00:14:17,850 --> 00:14:19,883 She's very forward thinking, isn't she? 408 00:14:19,918 --> 00:14:21,819 I suppose you could call it that. 409 00:14:21,854 --> 00:14:23,354 I mean, I wouldn't, but... 410 00:14:23,389 --> 00:14:25,975 Ray, you don't need to worry about her. 411 00:14:26,725 --> 00:14:31,095 Between you and me, we had to nominate a girl for PR reasons. 412 00:14:31,413 --> 00:14:32,963 There's no way the NYPD 413 00:14:32,998 --> 00:14:35,459 is ready for a female commissioner. 414 00:14:36,180 --> 00:14:38,002 - Oh. - Hey. 415 00:14:38,037 --> 00:14:39,803 Grab a crab cake before we start. 416 00:14:39,838 --> 00:14:41,794 Real crab, big chunks. 417 00:14:42,207 --> 00:14:44,641 [pensive music] 418 00:14:44,982 --> 00:14:47,244 Okay, no one saw Sarge do anything suspicious 419 00:14:47,279 --> 00:14:49,079 on the day of the drawing. We got nothing. 420 00:14:49,114 --> 00:14:51,621 Speak for yourself, sister. We found a smoking gun. 421 00:14:51,657 --> 00:14:52,657 Play it, Hitchcock. 422 00:14:52,692 --> 00:14:53,850 - Voila. - Bah-boom. 423 00:14:53,886 --> 00:14:55,853 - What, I don't see anything. - Focus on the butt. 424 00:14:55,889 --> 00:14:58,598 - The butt don't lie. - He squeezed his cheeks 425 00:14:58,634 --> 00:15:00,891 before he opened the slip. He knew his name was on it. 426 00:15:00,926 --> 00:15:02,659 It was a pre-emptive celebration clench. 427 00:15:02,694 --> 00:15:04,928 I don't know, we need better proof than a butt clench 428 00:15:04,963 --> 00:15:07,164 - to take down Terry. - I did it, okay? 429 00:15:07,199 --> 00:15:10,367 I cheated. I wanted that car, and I took it. 430 00:15:10,402 --> 00:15:13,037 And it's killing me. I couldn't sleep all night. 431 00:15:13,072 --> 00:15:15,039 I just kept hearing the blinker. 432 00:15:15,074 --> 00:15:18,008 You-cheat, you-cheat, you-cheat. 433 00:15:18,043 --> 00:15:20,310 Here are the keys. Take the damn car. 434 00:15:20,345 --> 00:15:21,786 Terry doesn't deserve it. 435 00:15:22,615 --> 00:15:25,182 And that is why I became a cop. 436 00:15:26,852 --> 00:15:29,420 Hey, Charles, nothing's happening on my MAR corner. 437 00:15:29,455 --> 00:15:32,156 - Any movement at Sam's place? - No, I did, however, see 438 00:15:32,191 --> 00:15:34,691 a cool-looking dude in a ponytail on a Razor scooter. 439 00:15:34,726 --> 00:15:36,360 I have to admit, I like the look. 440 00:15:36,395 --> 00:15:38,829 Is it possible I'm wrong, and Sam is out of town? 441 00:15:38,864 --> 00:15:40,497 Vin's plan is actually kind of smart. 442 00:15:40,532 --> 00:15:43,333 - Jake, I have eyes on Sam. - Yes, suck it, Vin. 443 00:15:43,368 --> 00:15:44,968 My judgment is clear, and I am a genius. 444 00:15:45,003 --> 00:15:46,203 Charles, I'll be right there. 445 00:15:46,421 --> 00:15:48,038 But enough about the crab cakes. 446 00:15:48,073 --> 00:15:51,008 [laughter] Our first presentation tonight 447 00:15:51,043 --> 00:15:53,043 will be from the 99th precinct's. 448 00:15:53,078 --> 00:15:54,912 Captain Raymond Holt. Raymond? 449 00:15:54,947 --> 00:15:57,981 [applause] 450 00:15:58,250 --> 00:16:00,718 Let me begin with a hilarious joke. 451 00:16:00,796 --> 00:16:02,956 I'm surprised I was on the short list for commissioner. 452 00:16:03,271 --> 00:16:05,157 After all, I am six feet tall. [laughter] 453 00:16:06,469 --> 00:16:09,471 Actually, what I have to say tonight is no laughing matter. 454 00:16:09,507 --> 00:16:11,462 I was just told by a member of the selection committee 455 00:16:11,497 --> 00:16:13,197 that they have no intention 456 00:16:13,233 --> 00:16:15,867 of ever choosing a woman to run the NYPD. 457 00:16:16,093 --> 00:16:17,357 I suppose I should have been relieved, 458 00:16:17,393 --> 00:16:19,903 because Captain Crawford is a damn qualified candidate. 459 00:16:19,938 --> 00:16:21,805 But as someone who has been denied opportunity 460 00:16:21,840 --> 00:16:23,156 because of who I am, 461 00:16:24,009 --> 00:16:26,376 I cannot stand by and watch it happen to someone else. 462 00:16:26,411 --> 00:16:29,279 So, I will be reserving my presentation 463 00:16:29,314 --> 00:16:31,748 for a selection committee that will judge 464 00:16:31,783 --> 00:16:33,450 all of the candidates fairly. 465 00:16:33,841 --> 00:16:35,059 And let's be honest. 466 00:16:35,592 --> 00:16:37,175 The crab cakes were only so-so. 467 00:16:37,343 --> 00:16:38,759 - [crowd murmurs] - Thank you. 468 00:16:40,367 --> 00:16:41,992 All right, talk to me, what's happening? 469 00:16:42,027 --> 00:16:44,528 - What's Sammy up to? - Well, he just sat down 470 00:16:44,563 --> 00:16:46,697 - on the plaza. - Okay, he's opening up 471 00:16:46,732 --> 00:16:50,000 his backpack and pulling out what appears to be a thermos. 472 00:16:50,035 --> 00:16:52,536 Possibly containing some sort of accelerant-like gasoline. 473 00:16:52,571 --> 00:16:54,304 - Yup. - No, he's eating it 474 00:16:54,339 --> 00:16:56,206 with a spoon. It's soup, he's eating soup. 475 00:16:56,241 --> 00:16:59,079 Well, maybe he's fueling up for a night of starting fires. 476 00:16:59,115 --> 00:17:00,510 He just pulled out a lighter! 477 00:17:00,546 --> 00:17:03,187 Nope, it's not a lighter. It's a bumblebee PEZ dispenser. 478 00:17:03,223 --> 00:17:04,918 - Hmm. - Ooh, he's making a phone call. 479 00:17:04,954 --> 00:17:06,116 Quick, get the parabolic mic. 480 00:17:06,151 --> 00:17:09,019 - [laughs] - Mom, I did something bad. 481 00:17:09,054 --> 00:17:10,888 Yeah, you set some fires. 482 00:17:10,923 --> 00:17:13,357 I proposed to Gretchen, and she said no. 483 00:17:13,392 --> 00:17:16,741 - So you set some fires. - So, I left Myrtle Beach. 484 00:17:16,777 --> 00:17:18,511 Two weeks ago, and then you set some fires. 485 00:17:18,547 --> 00:17:20,074 No, I got back home today. 486 00:17:20,685 --> 00:17:22,673 Yeah, all my fish were dead. 487 00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:24,005 Okay, so Sam didn't do it. 488 00:17:24,041 --> 00:17:25,596 I should probably get back to my corner. 489 00:17:25,632 --> 00:17:26,661 Just for the record, 490 00:17:26,697 --> 00:17:27,971 just because I was wrong about Sam, 491 00:17:28,006 --> 00:17:30,207 does not mean that Vin was right. 492 00:17:30,987 --> 00:17:34,822 - [siren wails] - Well, this is disappointing. 493 00:17:38,411 --> 00:17:40,263 I can't believe you left your post. 494 00:17:40,298 --> 00:17:41,775 What, the plan wasn't yours, 495 00:17:41,811 --> 00:17:43,244 so you didn't think it was worth following? 496 00:17:43,280 --> 00:17:45,280 Well, because of your juvenile behavior, 497 00:17:45,316 --> 00:17:47,183 one of our city's finest... 498 00:17:47,219 --> 00:17:49,820 abandoned lard factories is now burned to the ground. 499 00:17:49,856 --> 00:17:51,990 My gut told me that Sam Jepson was setting the fires. 500 00:17:52,026 --> 00:17:53,426 Although I now realize his actual life 501 00:17:53,462 --> 00:17:55,262 is much sadder than that of a serial arsonist. 502 00:17:55,298 --> 00:17:57,031 But we agreed to do Vin's plan. 503 00:17:57,067 --> 00:17:58,850 So what? Vin is not a cop. 504 00:17:58,886 --> 00:18:00,602 Why do you keep siding with him instead of me? 505 00:18:00,638 --> 00:18:02,084 Oh, let me guess, because he was right, 506 00:18:02,120 --> 00:18:03,420 and the building was on fire, and he's perfect? 507 00:18:03,455 --> 00:18:05,655 Wait, are you jealous of Vin? 508 00:18:05,690 --> 00:18:06,802 [scoffs] 509 00:18:06,838 --> 00:18:07,838 Jake? 510 00:18:08,326 --> 00:18:10,160 All right, I didn't want to say anything 511 00:18:10,195 --> 00:18:12,396 because it's a gross emotion, but yes, I am a little bit 512 00:18:12,431 --> 00:18:14,406 jealous of the super smart supermodel. 513 00:18:14,933 --> 00:18:16,433 This was our last case together. 514 00:18:16,469 --> 00:18:18,285 And you and him have been joined at the hip. 515 00:18:18,537 --> 00:18:20,570 Or in his case, that super sexy V muscle 516 00:18:20,605 --> 00:18:22,172 that I don't understand how to tone. 517 00:18:22,207 --> 00:18:24,041 He told me, it's a lot of bicycle crunches. 518 00:18:24,076 --> 00:18:25,575 Crunches on a bicycle? 519 00:18:25,610 --> 00:18:27,203 That's crazy, you would just fall right off. 520 00:18:27,239 --> 00:18:30,341 Babe, you have no reason to be jealous of him. 521 00:18:30,377 --> 00:18:31,764 [exhales] I just... 522 00:18:32,384 --> 00:18:34,080 I don't want you to wake up one day 523 00:18:34,116 --> 00:18:37,185 and with that you were with someone as smart as you are. 524 00:18:37,356 --> 00:18:39,289 I am with someone as smart as I am. 525 00:18:39,324 --> 00:18:40,424 You. 526 00:18:40,459 --> 00:18:42,056 You're a brilliant detective. 527 00:18:42,092 --> 00:18:43,926 I love the way you think. 528 00:18:44,129 --> 00:18:45,995 That's why I want to marry you. 529 00:18:47,599 --> 00:18:48,690 Marry me. 530 00:18:49,768 --> 00:18:52,069 Marry. Oh, my God, look. 531 00:18:52,104 --> 00:18:54,337 The arsonist spelled MAR, but they were going to spell. 532 00:18:54,372 --> 00:18:56,397 M-A-R-R-Y! Or... 533 00:18:56,708 --> 00:18:58,241 Conjugate. Conjugate means marry! 534 00:18:58,276 --> 00:18:59,878 Yes, and who wants to marry Vin? 535 00:18:59,914 --> 00:19:01,583 Both: The lady from the bar! 536 00:19:01,820 --> 00:19:04,187 Hey, puzzle chick, unscramble this. 537 00:19:04,223 --> 00:19:06,294 You're going to "ailj." 538 00:19:08,245 --> 00:19:09,678 All right, Sarge. The car is yours. 539 00:19:09,713 --> 00:19:11,480 What? Why? 540 00:19:11,515 --> 00:19:13,648 - I don't deserve that car. - I don't know about that. 541 00:19:13,683 --> 00:19:16,017 I went back and watched the tapes to figure out how you did it. 542 00:19:16,052 --> 00:19:17,586 Right before the drawing, 543 00:19:17,621 --> 00:19:19,254 you got a peanut butter cup out of the freezer. 544 00:19:19,289 --> 00:19:21,189 The thing is, you don't eat sugar past 4:00 p.m. 545 00:19:21,224 --> 00:19:22,524 Could have been a cheat day. 546 00:19:22,559 --> 00:19:24,012 Oh, it was definitely a cheat day. 547 00:19:24,048 --> 00:19:25,393 You froze your slip of paper, 548 00:19:25,428 --> 00:19:26,795 so that when you pulled the name, 549 00:19:26,830 --> 00:19:28,597 all you had to do was find the cold one. 550 00:19:28,632 --> 00:19:29,732 So. 551 00:19:29,992 --> 00:19:31,408 You thought the way I cheated 552 00:19:31,443 --> 00:19:33,135 was so cool, you gave me the car? 553 00:19:33,170 --> 00:19:34,703 Yeah, but also while I was watching those tapes, 554 00:19:34,738 --> 00:19:36,338 I noticed all the nice crap you do for people. 555 00:19:36,373 --> 00:19:37,706 You got Gina a cushion for her chair. 556 00:19:37,741 --> 00:19:39,608 You let Charles show you 130 pictures 557 00:19:39,643 --> 00:19:41,209 of Nikolaj brushing his teeth. 558 00:19:41,244 --> 00:19:42,777 You Heimlich'd Scully twice. 559 00:19:42,812 --> 00:19:45,215 - On the same peanut. - I also solved a murder. 560 00:19:45,251 --> 00:19:47,078 Yeah, we all solve murders, but you, 561 00:19:47,784 --> 00:19:49,718 you let Hitchcock borrow a pair of your socks, 562 00:19:49,753 --> 00:19:51,263 because his somehow disintegrated. 563 00:19:51,299 --> 00:19:53,099 Anyway, I'm sorry I guilted you in the first place. 564 00:19:53,135 --> 00:19:55,435 - You deserve that car. - Thanks, Diaz. 565 00:19:55,725 --> 00:19:58,426 How did you get Hitchcock and Scully to agree to this? 566 00:19:58,461 --> 00:20:00,362 I washed their car and told them it was a new one. 567 00:20:00,398 --> 00:20:01,763 They're napping in it right now. 568 00:20:01,798 --> 00:20:03,102 Smart! 569 00:20:04,367 --> 00:20:07,068 - Hello, Captain Holt. - Ah, Captain Crawford. 570 00:20:07,103 --> 00:20:08,436 To what do I owe the pleasure? 571 00:20:08,471 --> 00:20:10,238 Captain Crawford is here to see you. 572 00:20:10,273 --> 00:20:11,431 Thank you, Gina. 573 00:20:12,609 --> 00:20:15,427 So, it would seem that we have become frenemies. 574 00:20:15,745 --> 00:20:18,346 - Do you know what that means? - Are you trying to imply 575 00:20:18,381 --> 00:20:20,148 that I'm too old to understand a portmanteau? 576 00:20:20,183 --> 00:20:23,752 I am not, but I am too dignified to use one. 577 00:20:23,787 --> 00:20:24,980 Friend-enemy. 578 00:20:25,016 --> 00:20:27,302 I just wanted to thank you, for your brave speech. 579 00:20:27,338 --> 00:20:28,610 The mayor's office has replaced 580 00:20:28,646 --> 00:20:31,318 the selection committee with a less biased one, so. 581 00:20:31,661 --> 00:20:33,628 Feel free to start calling me commissioner now. 582 00:20:33,663 --> 00:20:35,197 The only time I plan on calling you 583 00:20:35,232 --> 00:20:36,464 is to hear you concede. 584 00:20:36,499 --> 00:20:37,766 It's going to be hard to hear anything 585 00:20:37,801 --> 00:20:39,534 once I've crushed you into a fine powder. 586 00:20:39,569 --> 00:20:42,030 A fine powder that will choke you until you die. 587 00:20:42,477 --> 00:20:44,419 May the better candidate win. 588 00:20:45,038 --> 00:20:46,270 She will. 589 00:20:48,878 --> 00:20:50,474 Captain Crawford left. 590 00:20:51,881 --> 00:20:53,215 So, we brought her in this morning, 591 00:20:53,250 --> 00:20:54,683 and she confessed immediately. 592 00:20:54,718 --> 00:20:57,586 Hi, Vin, I love you! Did you see my fires? 593 00:20:57,621 --> 00:20:59,187 Turned out, she was writing something. 594 00:20:59,222 --> 00:21:02,457 Specifically, "marry me, or else I will kill you." 595 00:21:02,492 --> 00:21:04,125 Yours forever, Helen Gorbelson." 596 00:21:04,160 --> 00:21:06,861 - Wow, that's so many fires. - So many fires. 597 00:21:06,896 --> 00:21:09,397 Thank you for catching her. With a brilliant puzzling mind 598 00:21:09,432 --> 00:21:11,299 like yours on the case, it was only a matter of time. 599 00:21:11,334 --> 00:21:12,701 Actually, Jake solved it. 600 00:21:13,101 --> 00:21:14,538 He's kind of a genius with this stuff. 601 00:21:14,574 --> 00:21:15,736 Oh, thank you, then. 602 00:21:15,772 --> 00:21:16,783 Couldn't have done it without your help. 603 00:21:16,819 --> 00:21:18,066 So I guess that's that. 604 00:21:18,102 --> 00:21:19,307 I should probably run if I'm going to make it 605 00:21:19,342 --> 00:21:21,039 to the Javits Center by four. 606 00:21:21,106 --> 00:21:23,106 They're making a mold of me for the upcoming Bodies Exhibit. 607 00:21:23,142 --> 00:21:25,543 As they should, your body is great. 608 00:21:25,579 --> 00:21:27,245 - And that's okay. - Thanks, man. 609 00:21:27,450 --> 00:21:28,850 You should join me for a puzzle night sometime. 610 00:21:28,885 --> 00:21:30,139 - Oh. - No! 611 00:21:30,350 --> 00:21:32,287 Jake is taken. He already has a friend. 612 00:21:32,322 --> 00:21:33,855 Hang out offer declined. 613 00:21:33,890 --> 00:21:35,770 Now let's strut your centerfold ass out of here. 614 00:21:37,244 --> 00:21:41,244 Sync & corrections by emeline-whovian www.addic7ed.com