1 00:00:01,987 --> 00:00:03,974 And so concludes this year's Secret Santa drawing. 2 00:00:04,010 --> 00:00:05,276 Just a quick reminder of the rules: 3 00:00:05,311 --> 00:00:07,044 $40 limit, no perishable items, 4 00:00:07,079 --> 00:00:09,046 and no homemade massage coupons, Hitchcock. 5 00:00:09,081 --> 00:00:11,148 Fine, then everyone'll have to pay full price for them. 6 00:00:11,183 --> 00:00:14,118 Oh, Captain. I would like a $40 gift card 7 00:00:14,153 --> 00:00:16,420 to any restaurant that serves nachos. 8 00:00:16,455 --> 00:00:18,255 - I don't have you, Peralta. - Not only do I know 9 00:00:18,291 --> 00:00:20,124 that you do indeed have me, but I also know 10 00:00:20,159 --> 00:00:22,192 - who everyone else has. - That's not possible. 11 00:00:22,228 --> 00:00:24,643 Perhaps not for an ordinary man such as yourself, Jeffords. 12 00:00:24,679 --> 00:00:28,298 But for the brilliant mind of Detective Sherlock Peralta... 13 00:00:28,333 --> 00:00:31,401 I legally changed my name... it's quite simply... 14 00:00:31,436 --> 00:00:32,600 elementary. 15 00:00:32,636 --> 00:00:34,185 For, you see, Amy made a face 16 00:00:34,221 --> 00:00:35,501 I only recognized from our bedroom, 17 00:00:35,537 --> 00:00:36,951 which means that she has Captain Holt. 18 00:00:36,987 --> 00:00:38,402 Charles has Terry. His eyes keep 19 00:00:38,438 --> 00:00:39,715 - shifting over to him. - No, I don't. 20 00:00:39,751 --> 00:00:41,284 Terry looked disgusted, which means he has Hitchcock. 21 00:00:41,320 --> 00:00:43,020 Rosa didn't draw a name, nor did she put one in. 22 00:00:43,056 --> 00:00:44,599 - She doesn't wanna participate. - Never do. 23 00:00:44,635 --> 00:00:46,000 Hitchcock moves his mouth when he reads 24 00:00:46,036 --> 00:00:47,433 and he quite clearly said Charles. 25 00:00:47,469 --> 00:00:48,965 - I did get Charles. - Scully has Amy. 26 00:00:49,001 --> 00:00:50,534 He's hold his paper name-side out. 27 00:00:50,570 --> 00:00:52,130 - Oh, he's good. - And I have Scully, 28 00:00:52,166 --> 00:00:53,780 which means Captain Holt has me. 29 00:00:53,816 --> 00:00:56,442 I'll be taking that gift card. Daddy loves nachos. 30 00:00:58,930 --> 00:01:00,504 Should we draw the names again and leave Jake out? 31 00:01:00,540 --> 00:01:01,497 Yeah! 32 00:01:01,533 --> 00:01:03,006 No! Sherlock wants a present! 33 00:01:18,359 --> 00:01:22,359 Sync & corrections by emeline-whovian www.addic7ed.com 34 00:01:23,169 --> 00:01:25,666 Okay, quick update on the Warren Street break-in. 35 00:01:25,702 --> 00:01:27,088 Security cameras caught a picture 36 00:01:27,123 --> 00:01:28,490 of the suspect and guess what? 37 00:01:28,525 --> 00:01:30,959 That's right. We got a hot perp alert. 38 00:01:30,994 --> 00:01:33,060 Ooh! 39 00:01:33,096 --> 00:01:34,596 - That's a handsome man. - Mm, I'd like to 40 00:01:34,631 --> 00:01:36,364 - bring that guy to justice. - We all would. 41 00:01:36,399 --> 00:01:38,164 But unfortunately, police cornered him 42 00:01:38,200 --> 00:01:40,089 and he shot himself in the face. 43 00:01:40,125 --> 00:01:41,668 All right. Thank you for that 44 00:01:41,704 --> 00:01:43,490 shockingly dark update. 45 00:01:43,526 --> 00:01:45,168 - Anything else? - Uh, yes. 46 00:01:45,541 --> 00:01:46,956 Something I'd like to say. 47 00:01:46,992 --> 00:01:49,528 I'm a pretty private person so this is kinda hard for me, but... 48 00:01:50,078 --> 00:01:51,171 here we go. 49 00:01:52,280 --> 00:01:54,147 I'm bi-sexual. All right. 50 00:01:54,182 --> 00:01:56,149 I will now field one minute and zero seconds 51 00:01:56,184 --> 00:01:57,484 of questions pertaining to this. 52 00:01:57,520 --> 00:01:59,189 - Go. Amy. - How long have you known? 53 00:01:59,225 --> 00:02:00,903 Since seventh grade. I was watching "Saved by the Bell" 54 00:02:00,939 --> 00:02:02,964 and I thought, Zack Morris is hot. 55 00:02:03,104 --> 00:02:06,192 And then I thought Lisa Turtle, also hot. 56 00:02:06,228 --> 00:02:07,627 The fact that the words Kelly and Kapowski 57 00:02:07,662 --> 00:02:09,329 didn't just come out of your mouth is lunacy. 58 00:02:09,364 --> 00:02:10,963 What made you decided to tell us now? 59 00:02:10,999 --> 00:02:12,266 Charles found out on the road trip 60 00:02:12,302 --> 00:02:13,633 and I was positive he was not 61 00:02:13,668 --> 00:02:15,402 gonna be able to keep the secret for much longer. 62 00:02:15,577 --> 00:02:16,600 Bye Rosa. 63 00:02:17,569 --> 00:02:19,539 I mean, not "bi," but bye! 64 00:02:19,574 --> 00:02:21,274 I mean, see ya! 65 00:02:21,309 --> 00:02:22,708 I mean, have fun only having sex with men. 66 00:02:22,744 --> 00:02:24,444 Just bangin' dudes, left and right. 67 00:02:24,479 --> 00:02:26,012 I just stopped saying bye all together. 68 00:02:26,048 --> 00:02:27,192 So are you seeing anyone now? 69 00:02:27,228 --> 00:02:28,969 - Yeah. Her name's Tiffany. - Are you lying about her name 70 00:02:29,005 --> 00:02:30,504 - so we won't look her up? - Yes, I am. Next. 71 00:02:30,540 --> 00:02:31,906 - Do you know Anne Heche? - I do. 72 00:02:31,942 --> 00:02:33,542 - Ohh. - I must say, this is going 73 00:02:33,578 --> 00:02:35,714 considerably better than when I came out to my colleagues. 74 00:02:35,750 --> 00:02:38,189 They were not, as the kids say, awake. 75 00:02:38,225 --> 00:02:39,591 - Do you mean woke? - I did mean woke. 76 00:02:39,626 --> 00:02:41,213 But it's grammatically incoherent. 77 00:02:41,249 --> 00:02:42,640 Okay, we have time for one more question. 78 00:02:42,676 --> 00:02:44,726 - Oh! Ooh, ooh, ooh! - Nope. Absolutely not. We're done. 79 00:02:45,332 --> 00:02:47,837 Smart. It was not tasteful. 80 00:02:48,469 --> 00:02:50,302 Is anyone else having trouble with the Internet? 81 00:02:50,337 --> 00:02:52,082 I've been trying to file a warrant request 82 00:02:52,118 --> 00:02:54,572 for 45 minutes and the stupid server keeps timing out. 83 00:02:54,608 --> 00:02:56,575 Nothing's loading. It's all pinwheels. 84 00:02:56,610 --> 00:02:59,077 This all started when Cyber Crimes moved in downstairs. 85 00:02:59,112 --> 00:03:01,343 I bet those jerks are hogging our bandwidth. 86 00:03:01,379 --> 00:03:02,890 Man, I miss the Sex Crimes Unit. 87 00:03:02,926 --> 00:03:04,716 I know! They were so fun. 88 00:03:04,751 --> 00:03:06,451 Remember their Christmas Party? 89 00:03:06,486 --> 00:03:08,086 Okay, Sergeant Jeffords and I 90 00:03:08,121 --> 00:03:09,249 will talk to Cyber. 91 00:03:09,285 --> 00:03:11,122 Tell them I can't get on WebMD. 92 00:03:11,157 --> 00:03:12,757 My nipple tripled in size and I wanna know 93 00:03:12,793 --> 00:03:15,451 - if it's good or bad. - Can't believe that's good. 94 00:03:16,573 --> 00:03:18,262 Hey. Was that weird earlier? 95 00:03:18,298 --> 00:03:20,198 You mean when Charles showed us those pictures of Nikolaj 96 00:03:20,233 --> 00:03:21,599 taking a very sudsless bath? 97 00:03:21,634 --> 00:03:23,201 Yes, it was uncomfortable. 98 00:03:23,236 --> 00:03:24,735 No, I mean when I told everyone I was bi. 99 00:03:24,770 --> 00:03:27,138 - Was it too touchy-feely? - Rosa, no. It was great. 100 00:03:27,173 --> 00:03:29,107 And don't worry, just because you opened up a little bit 101 00:03:29,142 --> 00:03:30,810 doesn't mean everyone's gonna be less afraid of you. 102 00:03:30,846 --> 00:03:33,405 - We're all still terrified. - Thanks, Jake. 103 00:03:33,441 --> 00:03:35,546 - So how'd your parents take it? - Uhh... 104 00:03:35,582 --> 00:03:37,022 - I haven't told 'em yet. - Really? 105 00:03:37,058 --> 00:03:39,083 I mean, of course, you don't have to but I just thought 106 00:03:39,119 --> 00:03:40,451 you guys were getting closer since prison. 107 00:03:40,487 --> 00:03:42,220 No, I mean, we are. It's just, 108 00:03:42,255 --> 00:03:43,665 I don't know how I would say something like that. 109 00:03:43,701 --> 00:03:45,400 Especially to my dad. He's super traditional. 110 00:03:45,436 --> 00:03:47,169 I'm afraid this would just mess everything up. 111 00:03:47,391 --> 00:03:48,912 We've been having so much fun lately. 112 00:03:55,980 --> 00:03:57,614 - I don't wanna lose that. - Okay. 113 00:03:57,650 --> 00:03:59,683 Maybe just be honest with them. Right? 114 00:03:59,719 --> 00:04:02,082 Tell 'em how you feel. Like, you could say, 115 00:04:02,875 --> 00:04:06,543 Mom, Dad, I'm bisexual. 116 00:04:06,578 --> 00:04:08,378 But I'm still your daughter. 117 00:04:08,413 --> 00:04:10,147 I'm still the same person that I've always been. 118 00:04:10,182 --> 00:04:12,300 And who I love will never change that. 119 00:04:12,862 --> 00:04:16,219 And you guys raised me to be strong and confident. 120 00:04:16,255 --> 00:04:18,588 And I don't wanna hide who I am anymore. 121 00:04:18,624 --> 00:04:21,491 I am bi. 122 00:04:21,527 --> 00:04:23,360 Damn. That was... 123 00:04:23,395 --> 00:04:24,628 And I know that this may come as a shock to you, 124 00:04:24,664 --> 00:04:26,429 but it's my truth. 125 00:04:26,465 --> 00:04:28,165 So I hope you can accept that. 126 00:04:28,200 --> 00:04:29,566 - Jake... - Maybe you still see me 127 00:04:29,601 --> 00:04:32,216 as your little girl, but I'm woman now. 128 00:04:32,772 --> 00:04:34,538 And I know my own heart. 129 00:04:34,873 --> 00:04:36,573 - You done? - Yeah. 130 00:04:36,609 --> 00:04:38,407 Wow, that felt amazing. I really disappeared into it. 131 00:04:38,442 --> 00:04:40,121 - Should I become an actor? - Absolutely not. 132 00:04:40,157 --> 00:04:41,754 - Copy that. All right. Good luck. - Thanks. 133 00:04:46,460 --> 00:04:48,417 Look, that guy's watching a video. 134 00:04:48,452 --> 00:04:49,886 No buffering. 135 00:04:49,921 --> 00:04:52,388 They got all the bars, Captain. All the bars! 136 00:04:52,423 --> 00:04:53,622 Keep it together, Jeffords. 137 00:04:53,658 --> 00:04:55,558 Oh. You must be Raymond Holt. 138 00:04:55,593 --> 00:04:57,482 Whoa. No. Germs. 139 00:05:00,208 --> 00:05:02,364 We just wanted to ask about the Internet. 140 00:05:02,400 --> 00:05:04,266 Ever since you guys arrived, things have gotten 141 00:05:04,302 --> 00:05:06,630 - slow for us upstairs. - We're the Cyber Crimes Unit. 142 00:05:06,666 --> 00:05:08,095 Kinda need the bandwidth. 143 00:05:08,131 --> 00:05:09,705 Do you guys even use the Internet upstairs? 144 00:05:09,740 --> 00:05:11,473 I thought you just write down your hunches 145 00:05:11,509 --> 00:05:12,976 in your notebooks with your pens and paper. 146 00:05:13,012 --> 00:05:14,366 I'll have you know you're speaking to your Captain. 147 00:05:14,402 --> 00:05:16,402 Well, I'll have you know that we don't report to you. 148 00:05:16,574 --> 00:05:18,680 We report to the Commissioner's office. Ever heard of them? 149 00:05:18,716 --> 00:05:21,055 I don't care who you report to, this is what you're gonna do. 150 00:05:21,091 --> 00:05:22,675 You're gonna, um... 151 00:05:24,188 --> 00:05:25,554 - put the wires... - Right. 152 00:05:25,590 --> 00:05:26,864 Um... 153 00:05:27,524 --> 00:05:29,757 - Terry. - Uh... into the things. 154 00:05:29,792 --> 00:05:32,427 And... and beef up the speeds. Got it? 155 00:05:32,862 --> 00:05:34,629 We want beefy speeds! 156 00:05:34,664 --> 00:05:36,931 Long story short, we remain un-beefed. 157 00:05:36,966 --> 00:05:38,833 Unfortunately, we're out of options. 158 00:05:38,868 --> 00:05:40,602 - They're just not scared of us. - Right. 159 00:05:40,637 --> 00:05:43,268 But there is one person who scares everyone. 160 00:05:44,224 --> 00:05:48,309 Hey! Captain Holt, Terry, Charles, 161 00:05:48,345 --> 00:05:51,184 I wanna say... Alan? 162 00:05:51,325 --> 00:05:53,092 Close. It's Amy. 163 00:05:53,283 --> 00:05:54,782 This is nice. I can't believe 164 00:05:54,817 --> 00:05:55,882 - you're buying me dinner. - Oh, well, you really 165 00:05:55,917 --> 00:05:57,484 - helped me today. - Did I? 166 00:05:57,519 --> 00:05:58,652 I felt like I sorta straight-splained 167 00:05:58,687 --> 00:05:59,753 how to come out to you. 168 00:05:59,788 --> 00:06:01,121 No, it was good practice. 169 00:06:01,157 --> 00:06:02,590 I think I'm ready to tell my parents. 170 00:06:02,626 --> 00:06:04,016 That's awesome. When are you gonna do it? 171 00:06:04,052 --> 00:06:05,115 - In five minutes. - What? 172 00:06:05,151 --> 00:06:06,850 Actually, scratch that, they're here. 173 00:06:06,886 --> 00:06:08,218 This is happening and I need you to be here with me 174 00:06:08,254 --> 00:06:09,821 and also just step in and do it for me. 175 00:06:09,857 --> 00:06:11,256 Rosa, I think that's a very bad idea. 176 00:06:11,292 --> 00:06:12,391 And frankly, I'm not very comfortable... 177 00:06:12,427 --> 00:06:14,915 Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Diaz! 178 00:06:15,337 --> 00:06:17,804 America's favorite couple! 179 00:06:20,568 --> 00:06:22,068 I didn't know Jake was joining us. 180 00:06:22,103 --> 00:06:24,581 Neither did I. What a fun surprise that none of us 181 00:06:24,617 --> 00:06:26,203 were remotely prepared for, Rosa, right? 182 00:06:26,239 --> 00:06:28,532 - You seem nervous. Why? - Uhh... 183 00:06:28,874 --> 00:06:29,907 global warming. 184 00:06:29,943 --> 00:06:31,275 What a bitch, right? 185 00:06:31,311 --> 00:06:32,745 We all gon' drown. 186 00:06:32,781 --> 00:06:34,313 Anyways, I'm gonna head to the bathroom 187 00:06:34,349 --> 00:06:35,314 for the duration of one conversation. 188 00:06:35,350 --> 00:06:36,357 No! 189 00:06:37,049 --> 00:06:38,882 Uh, guys, I have something I need to tell you. 190 00:06:38,917 --> 00:06:41,217 - What is it, honey? - Uhh, Jake, you take it. 191 00:06:41,253 --> 00:06:42,986 Seriously? Me? Oh, man, 192 00:06:43,021 --> 00:06:44,554 now I really do have to go to the bathroom. 193 00:06:44,590 --> 00:06:45,789 What, you didn't before? You lied? 194 00:06:45,824 --> 00:06:48,015 You know, Oscar, most people just ignore my nervous rambling. 195 00:06:48,051 --> 00:06:49,017 Maybe shift focus back to Rosa. 196 00:06:49,053 --> 00:06:50,107 Don't worry. 197 00:06:50,143 --> 00:06:51,719 - We know what's happening. - You do? 198 00:06:51,755 --> 00:06:52,720 Of course. 199 00:06:52,888 --> 00:06:54,521 You and Jake are dating. 200 00:06:54,557 --> 00:06:55,746 That's why you were nervous. 201 00:06:55,782 --> 00:06:57,483 'Cause you know I never liked him. 202 00:06:57,803 --> 00:06:59,603 What? Okay, first of all, that's insane. 203 00:06:59,638 --> 00:07:01,237 We've only met once and we totally hit it off. 204 00:07:01,273 --> 00:07:03,573 We talked about soccer, I called it fútbol. 205 00:07:03,609 --> 00:07:05,208 Oh, I see what happened. But secondly, 206 00:07:05,243 --> 00:07:07,177 - Rosa and I are not... - Denying that we're dating. 207 00:07:07,212 --> 00:07:08,912 Uh, you're right. We're a couple. 208 00:07:08,947 --> 00:07:10,409 I love you, honey bun. 209 00:07:10,669 --> 00:07:11,801 Uhh! 210 00:07:11,837 --> 00:07:13,206 We need your help, Gina. 211 00:07:13,242 --> 00:07:15,984 Gina, ugh, I haven't heard that name in a long time. 212 00:07:16,020 --> 00:07:17,553 - It's on your jacket. - I know, 213 00:07:17,588 --> 00:07:20,222 but no one says it out loud and my baby can't read. 214 00:07:20,257 --> 00:07:22,858 Which, I'm told is normal for a ten-week-old, so... 215 00:07:22,893 --> 00:07:25,194 - How's little Enigma doing? - We call her Iggy now, 216 00:07:25,229 --> 00:07:26,929 but you're gonna wanna keep it down 217 00:07:26,964 --> 00:07:28,766 because she's trying to take a nap, okay, Amy? 218 00:07:28,802 --> 00:07:31,834 Oh, sure, I just feel like I was matching the same volume 219 00:07:31,869 --> 00:07:34,355 - that you were speaking at. - Amy, keep it down. 220 00:07:34,391 --> 00:07:36,104 Yes, yes, babies are adorable. 221 00:07:36,140 --> 00:07:38,808 They're like we are but so much smaller. 222 00:07:38,843 --> 00:07:41,510 So we're here because we're having an issue 223 00:07:41,546 --> 00:07:42,911 with the new Cyber Unit 224 00:07:42,947 --> 00:07:44,112 that has moved into the second floor. 225 00:07:44,148 --> 00:07:45,180 What happened to Sex Crimes? 226 00:07:45,216 --> 00:07:46,716 They were so nice. 227 00:07:46,751 --> 00:07:48,083 Remember their Christmas party? 228 00:07:48,118 --> 00:07:49,517 Oh, so good. 229 00:07:49,553 --> 00:07:51,119 - Ohh. - But now Cyber's 230 00:07:51,155 --> 00:07:53,055 hogging our Internet and we can't get them to stop. 231 00:07:53,090 --> 00:07:55,590 But you can intimidate anyone into doing what you want. 232 00:07:55,625 --> 00:07:57,259 No, sorry, I can't. 233 00:07:57,294 --> 00:07:59,895 That's precinct business and, well, 234 00:07:59,930 --> 00:08:01,274 I've left that life behind. 235 00:08:01,310 --> 00:08:03,665 But your maternity leave is over in two weeks. 236 00:08:03,700 --> 00:08:06,301 Amy, volume, okay? 237 00:08:06,337 --> 00:08:07,702 Volume! 238 00:08:09,673 --> 00:08:11,288 Hey, wait up. 239 00:08:11,324 --> 00:08:12,690 Why'd you leave the table? 240 00:08:12,726 --> 00:08:14,309 If we go to the bathroom at the same time, 241 00:08:14,345 --> 00:08:16,501 they're gonna think we're hooking up since apparently we're dating now. 242 00:08:16,537 --> 00:08:18,533 I'm sorry I said that. I thought I was 243 00:08:18,569 --> 00:08:20,036 ready to do this, but I am not. 244 00:08:20,317 --> 00:08:22,492 - I'm not gonna do it tonight, okay? - Yes, of course. 245 00:08:22,528 --> 00:08:24,185 Look, I support you no matter what. 246 00:08:24,220 --> 00:08:26,053 Just do whatever feels right. 247 00:08:26,089 --> 00:08:27,739 Can we just pretend to be a couple for tonight? 248 00:08:27,775 --> 00:08:29,056 And then I'll tell them in a few weeks that we broke up. 249 00:08:29,092 --> 00:08:31,426 Fine. But I have one rule. 250 00:08:31,928 --> 00:08:33,294 - Hands off my butt. - That's not gonna 251 00:08:33,329 --> 00:08:34,896 - be a problem. - Well, you say that now 252 00:08:34,931 --> 00:08:37,899 but you're about to enter the Jake Peralta boyfriend experience. 253 00:08:37,934 --> 00:08:39,800 It can be quite intoxicating. 254 00:08:39,835 --> 00:08:41,302 Hm. Also, you sat on a meatball. 255 00:08:41,337 --> 00:08:44,038 Did I? Oh, man, these are my Friday jeans. 256 00:08:44,073 --> 00:08:45,940 Anyways, I'm gonna snap off a wiz 257 00:08:45,975 --> 00:08:47,861 and I'll meet you back at the table. Let's do this. 258 00:08:48,205 --> 00:08:50,144 Guys, without Gina, we'll never be able 259 00:08:50,179 --> 00:08:51,678 to bend Cyber to our will. 260 00:08:51,714 --> 00:08:53,714 So we need to change tactics. 261 00:08:53,749 --> 00:08:55,601 We need to woo them 262 00:08:55,884 --> 00:08:58,906 with the international language of friendship. 263 00:08:59,466 --> 00:09:00,532 - Pork. - Ohh. 264 00:09:00,568 --> 00:09:01,808 Ooh! I'll take it to them. 265 00:09:01,844 --> 00:09:03,890 It's all dudes down there and I'm not above 266 00:09:03,926 --> 00:09:06,402 using a little flirtation to get what I want. 267 00:09:07,262 --> 00:09:09,421 - Was that a wink? - You tell me. 268 00:09:09,932 --> 00:09:12,165 I honestly don't know, but you're all we got. 269 00:09:14,803 --> 00:09:16,767 Hello, boys. 270 00:09:17,339 --> 00:09:20,205 Oh, wait, wait... I winked my contact out. 271 00:09:20,241 --> 00:09:21,645 No, no, no. It's still there. 272 00:09:21,681 --> 00:09:23,309 - Oh, God it's behind my eye! - Fall back, Amy. 273 00:09:23,344 --> 00:09:25,010 - Ohh... - I got it, I got it. 274 00:09:25,046 --> 00:09:28,680 Look, we got off on the wrong foot this morning. 275 00:09:28,715 --> 00:09:30,916 And I was hoping we could start fresh. 276 00:09:30,952 --> 00:09:32,117 So we got you this. 277 00:09:34,288 --> 00:09:36,088 Mmm. Decent. 278 00:09:36,123 --> 00:09:38,157 Great, now that you've accepted our meat pile, 279 00:09:38,192 --> 00:09:40,159 perhaps you'll help us restore our internet. 280 00:09:40,194 --> 00:09:41,660 Sure. I can definitely help with that. 281 00:09:41,695 --> 00:09:43,864 - Mm. - How many KBPSs are you looking for? 282 00:09:45,801 --> 00:09:47,445 - Many. - Yeah, that's not an answer. 283 00:09:47,481 --> 00:09:49,164 I need an exact number. 284 00:09:49,770 --> 00:09:51,336 100. 285 00:09:51,371 --> 00:09:53,071 Too few? Too many? 286 00:09:53,106 --> 00:09:54,940 - Four. - Okay, bro, I'll give you 287 00:09:54,975 --> 00:09:58,176 four kilobytes of Internet. 288 00:09:58,211 --> 00:09:59,945 You're making a fool of yourself. 289 00:09:59,980 --> 00:10:02,161 No! You're the fool! 290 00:10:02,197 --> 00:10:04,015 Hey, little man. 291 00:10:04,051 --> 00:10:05,790 - Why so teeny? - I'm not teeny. 292 00:10:05,826 --> 00:10:08,126 - I'm average size. - What a sad brag. 293 00:10:08,162 --> 00:10:09,263 I don't even know who you are. 294 00:10:09,299 --> 00:10:11,192 But I know who you are, Devin. 295 00:10:11,228 --> 00:10:14,118 You tell everyone you got a degree from Stanford 296 00:10:14,154 --> 00:10:16,992 but you really went to Stamforb, 297 00:10:17,028 --> 00:10:19,295 an online college based in Arkansas. 298 00:10:19,331 --> 00:10:20,964 It's a good school. 299 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:22,725 You live with your aunt. That's sad. 300 00:10:22,761 --> 00:10:25,495 And you spend a third of your salary on tropical fish 301 00:10:25,531 --> 00:10:27,131 and aquaria. 302 00:10:27,167 --> 00:10:28,766 You know, I found all this off of, hm, 303 00:10:28,802 --> 00:10:31,703 20 minutes of idle snoopin' around. 304 00:10:31,739 --> 00:10:35,106 Imagine what I could do with a dedicated couple of hours. 305 00:10:35,142 --> 00:10:36,808 - What do you want? - I want you to give 306 00:10:36,844 --> 00:10:38,776 the Internet back to my friends. 307 00:10:38,812 --> 00:10:42,214 Mm-kay? Or I'll keep diggin' and diggin' 308 00:10:42,250 --> 00:10:44,550 and diggin' and diggin'. 309 00:10:44,586 --> 00:10:46,786 Fine! I'll give you back your Internet, okay? 310 00:10:46,882 --> 00:10:48,982 - Just... we're through. - Oh! 311 00:10:49,018 --> 00:10:50,918 And maybe your co-workers would like to know 312 00:10:50,954 --> 00:10:53,754 what happened on your 7th grade field trip to D.C. 313 00:10:53,790 --> 00:10:56,190 - You monster. - He pooped in the Reflecting Pool. 314 00:10:59,404 --> 00:11:01,237 So how did you two finally get together 315 00:11:01,273 --> 00:11:02,272 after all these years? 316 00:11:02,308 --> 00:11:03,889 Oh, uh, you know, 317 00:11:03,924 --> 00:11:05,924 I've just been crazy about her forever 318 00:11:05,960 --> 00:11:08,127 and then one day I picked up my battered old guitar 319 00:11:08,162 --> 00:11:09,661 and I sang her a song. 320 00:11:09,697 --> 00:11:11,230 Ohh! 321 00:11:11,265 --> 00:11:13,399 - How did it go? - Oh, you don't wanna hear it. 322 00:11:13,434 --> 00:11:14,567 - Yeah. - Yes, I do! 323 00:11:14,603 --> 00:11:15,764 Well, I don't have my guitar here. 324 00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:17,599 - Sing the song. - ♪ Rosa, Rosa, Rosa, Rosa ♪ 325 00:11:17,635 --> 00:11:18,901 ♪ Rosa, Rosa, Rosa, Rosa, Diaz, Diaz, Diaz, Diaz ♪ 326 00:11:18,937 --> 00:11:20,036 ♪ Diaz, Diaz, Diaz, Diaz ♪ 327 00:11:20,072 --> 00:11:21,171 ♪ Rosa Diaz, Rosa Diaz ♪ 328 00:11:21,207 --> 00:11:22,640 ♪ Diaz Rosa, Riza Diaz ♪ 329 00:11:22,676 --> 00:11:25,978 ♪ Diaz, you are so cool ♪ 330 00:11:26,014 --> 00:11:27,279 Sounds better with a guitar. 331 00:11:27,315 --> 00:11:29,715 Oh! 332 00:11:29,750 --> 00:11:31,817 - Just put that away. - What was that in the picture? 333 00:11:31,852 --> 00:11:33,451 - Just my mom. - Kinda looked like 334 00:11:33,487 --> 00:11:35,453 - your co-worker Amy. - Jake and Amy are friends. 335 00:11:35,489 --> 00:11:37,422 - It's not weird. - He had his arm around her 336 00:11:37,457 --> 00:11:39,391 and she was showing off a ring. 337 00:11:39,426 --> 00:11:40,759 Wow, you got a really good look at that picture, huh? 338 00:11:40,794 --> 00:11:42,105 What's going on? 339 00:11:43,724 --> 00:11:45,544 Jake and Amy are engaged. 340 00:11:50,404 --> 00:11:51,605 - That's okay. - What? 341 00:11:51,641 --> 00:11:53,939 We understand. Love is complicated. 342 00:11:53,974 --> 00:11:55,306 Wait, why would you be okay with that? 343 00:11:55,342 --> 00:11:57,409 Mijita, when you called this dinner, 344 00:11:57,444 --> 00:11:59,444 you were so nervous, we were worried 345 00:11:59,479 --> 00:12:01,329 you were gonna tell us you were gay. 346 00:12:03,316 --> 00:12:05,306 So you would rather me be 347 00:12:05,692 --> 00:12:07,091 some dude's mistress than be in 348 00:12:07,127 --> 00:12:09,217 a loving relationship with a woman? 349 00:12:11,891 --> 00:12:14,725 Well, Jake and I aren't dating. 350 00:12:14,761 --> 00:12:15,860 But guess what? 351 00:12:15,895 --> 00:12:17,429 Your worst fears are real. 352 00:12:17,464 --> 00:12:19,397 I'm not straight. I'm bisexual. 353 00:12:19,433 --> 00:12:21,466 And I don't care what you think about it. 354 00:12:21,501 --> 00:12:23,280 Screw this. I'm outta here. 355 00:12:26,440 --> 00:12:28,773 I'm also gonna go. Are you guys on Venmo? 356 00:12:28,808 --> 00:12:30,208 You know what? We'll figure it out later. 357 00:12:30,243 --> 00:12:31,921 This isn't the right time. All right. 358 00:12:40,141 --> 00:12:42,774 Hey, so, I ran after you last night, 359 00:12:42,809 --> 00:12:44,443 - but I lost you in the subway. - I took a cab home. 360 00:12:44,478 --> 00:12:47,312 Really? Well, then, I definitely terrified some random lady. 361 00:12:47,348 --> 00:12:49,381 Hey, look, I'm sorry things didn't go 362 00:12:49,416 --> 00:12:51,049 how you wanted with your parents. 363 00:12:51,084 --> 00:12:52,784 - It was fine. - Rosa, you don't 364 00:12:52,819 --> 00:12:54,886 - have to say that. - No, it really did go fine. 365 00:12:54,921 --> 00:12:56,421 They texted me last night. 366 00:12:56,649 --> 00:12:58,355 "Don't worry about dinner. See you at game night." 367 00:12:58,391 --> 00:13:00,925 Nice. But very surprising. 368 00:13:00,961 --> 00:13:02,426 It's great. I told them I'm bi, 369 00:13:02,462 --> 00:13:03,823 and they still invited me to game night. 370 00:13:03,859 --> 00:13:04,932 They're clearly okay with it. 371 00:13:04,968 --> 00:13:06,453 Well, I'm just glad it worked out. 372 00:13:06,489 --> 00:13:07,965 - Enjoy game night. - Actually, they want 373 00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:09,399 you to come to make up for 374 00:13:09,434 --> 00:13:10,433 - how awkward dinner was. - Oh, fantastic. 375 00:13:10,469 --> 00:13:11,769 I'm still involved. 376 00:13:12,104 --> 00:13:13,804 Well, I'm sure your dad is a super chill guy 377 00:13:13,839 --> 00:13:15,739 - to play against. - He is not. 378 00:13:15,775 --> 00:13:17,274 Well, then, let's hope I'm on his team. 379 00:13:17,309 --> 00:13:18,976 - That is worse. - Cool. So no good options. 380 00:13:19,011 --> 00:13:20,821 Super stoked about this invite. 381 00:13:21,988 --> 00:13:23,988 Here we go. 382 00:13:24,024 --> 00:13:25,051 It's loading! 383 00:13:25,087 --> 00:13:26,163 We got Internet! 384 00:13:26,199 --> 00:13:28,251 All right, I guess my work here is done, guys, 385 00:13:28,287 --> 00:13:29,519 How can we ever thank you? 386 00:13:29,555 --> 00:13:30,954 I'll tell you how. 387 00:13:30,990 --> 00:13:32,822 Use this precious Internet. 388 00:13:32,857 --> 00:13:34,291 Use it every day. 389 00:13:34,326 --> 00:13:35,992 Keep multiple tabs open, 390 00:13:36,027 --> 00:13:37,527 stream videos in HD, 391 00:13:37,563 --> 00:13:40,430 leave comments on everything you can find. 392 00:13:40,465 --> 00:13:42,098 Most importantly, 393 00:13:42,133 --> 00:13:44,267 make your avatars GIFs. 394 00:13:44,303 --> 00:13:46,135 I was thinking more like a pizza party 395 00:13:46,171 --> 00:13:47,504 when you come back in two weeks. 396 00:13:47,539 --> 00:13:49,806 Oh, yeah. So here's the thing: 397 00:13:49,841 --> 00:13:51,174 - I'm not coming back. - What? 398 00:13:51,210 --> 00:13:52,942 - Seriously? - Yeah, listen, 399 00:13:52,977 --> 00:13:54,777 I have a daughter now and when she grows up 400 00:13:54,813 --> 00:13:56,346 I wanna be doing something that makes her proud. 401 00:13:56,381 --> 00:13:58,181 So I'm starting my own company. 402 00:13:58,217 --> 00:14:00,382 - Ooh! What is it? - I'm running a sports league 403 00:14:00,418 --> 00:14:01,950 for other people's pets. 404 00:14:01,985 --> 00:14:03,919 - Ohh. - Well, Gina, 405 00:14:03,954 --> 00:14:07,223 as your colleague, best friend, brother and ex-lover... 406 00:14:07,258 --> 00:14:09,325 - Ugh. - I fully support your dreams, 407 00:14:09,360 --> 00:14:11,126 but do you really wanna leave? 408 00:14:11,161 --> 00:14:14,396 My mind is made up. And so... 409 00:14:14,432 --> 00:14:17,866 this is Gina Linetti's last grand exit 410 00:14:17,901 --> 00:14:19,034 from the Nine-Nine. 411 00:14:19,069 --> 00:14:22,471 ♪ I will remember you ♪ 412 00:14:22,506 --> 00:14:23,985 Where's that coming from? 413 00:14:25,041 --> 00:14:26,574 - She's gone. - Do you think 414 00:14:26,610 --> 00:14:28,243 that's the last time we'll ever see her? 415 00:14:31,180 --> 00:14:32,580 Bye, Gina. 416 00:14:35,452 --> 00:14:36,984 I don't know what that is. 417 00:14:37,019 --> 00:14:38,119 That could literally be anything. 418 00:14:38,154 --> 00:14:39,120 Maybe try guessing. 419 00:14:39,155 --> 00:14:40,355 Rule violation! 420 00:14:40,390 --> 00:14:41,556 You're not supposed to speak. 421 00:14:41,591 --> 00:14:43,224 There's our turn, once again. 422 00:14:43,260 --> 00:14:44,592 Oh, well, do you want me to tell you 423 00:14:44,628 --> 00:14:45,874 what I was drawing just for fun? 424 00:14:45,910 --> 00:14:47,643 We're not playing just for fun. 425 00:14:47,679 --> 00:14:49,530 Mm-kay, well, don't let my desire to have fun 426 00:14:49,566 --> 00:14:52,300 ruin what seems to be a very nice night so far. 427 00:14:52,335 --> 00:14:54,268 - Right, Rosa? - Yeah, right. 428 00:14:54,303 --> 00:14:55,969 So your mother and I talked 429 00:14:56,004 --> 00:14:57,471 about what you told us last night. 430 00:14:57,506 --> 00:14:59,072 We don't need to talk about that right now. 431 00:14:59,107 --> 00:15:00,206 We want you to know we're not upset. 432 00:15:00,242 --> 00:15:01,531 Great. I'm not upset either. 433 00:15:01,567 --> 00:15:03,477 Because no matter what you call yourself, 434 00:15:03,512 --> 00:15:04,911 you still like men. 435 00:15:04,946 --> 00:15:06,546 So you can still get married 436 00:15:06,582 --> 00:15:08,181 - and have a child. - I can do those things 437 00:15:08,216 --> 00:15:09,483 with either a man or a woman. 438 00:15:09,518 --> 00:15:11,151 Yes, but it will be a man 439 00:15:11,186 --> 00:15:14,087 because this is just a phase. 440 00:15:14,122 --> 00:15:16,222 Okay, that's settled. Ladies up. 441 00:15:20,562 --> 00:15:22,396 So, since you're not coming back, 442 00:15:22,431 --> 00:15:24,631 we wanted to bring you all your stuff. 443 00:15:24,667 --> 00:15:28,001 It's a lot of gum and what seem to be 444 00:15:28,036 --> 00:15:30,203 blackmail files you've been keeping on all of us? 445 00:15:30,238 --> 00:15:31,971 I'm not a blackmailer. 446 00:15:32,007 --> 00:15:34,240 If you tell anyone I am, I will release your secrets. 447 00:15:34,276 --> 00:15:36,142 Look, we know you want your daughter to be proud 448 00:15:36,178 --> 00:15:37,377 of the work that you do. 449 00:15:37,413 --> 00:15:39,445 I just hope you know how important you've been to the Nine-Nine. 450 00:15:39,481 --> 00:15:42,282 Yeah, just today, I was able to pull a warrant and arrest the guy 451 00:15:42,317 --> 00:15:43,883 I've been tracking for three months 452 00:15:43,919 --> 00:15:45,384 because you got the internet back. 453 00:15:45,420 --> 00:15:46,953 You're indispensible 454 00:15:46,988 --> 00:15:48,955 and we're really gonna miss you. 455 00:15:48,990 --> 00:15:51,191 And I loved the Nine-Nine, you guys. 456 00:15:51,226 --> 00:15:52,658 It just feels like it's time for me 457 00:15:52,694 --> 00:15:54,961 to, like, build something of my own. 458 00:15:54,996 --> 00:15:57,130 Like my entrepreneurial idols, 459 00:15:57,166 --> 00:15:58,930 Oprah Winfrey, Lex Luthor... 460 00:15:58,966 --> 00:16:00,028 The Superman villain? 461 00:16:00,064 --> 00:16:01,633 He built an empire, didn't he? 462 00:16:01,669 --> 00:16:04,269 - Yeah. - Well, we wish you luck. 463 00:16:04,305 --> 00:16:06,238 And it's not gonna be the same without you. 464 00:16:06,273 --> 00:16:08,534 Mm, thanks for saying that, and... 465 00:16:08,894 --> 00:16:10,637 I don't know, uh... 466 00:16:10,673 --> 00:16:11,953 You know what? 467 00:16:12,284 --> 00:16:14,083 You can have your blackmail files back. 468 00:16:14,315 --> 00:16:15,581 I don't want 'em anymore. 469 00:16:15,616 --> 00:16:17,216 Gina, these are just photos of me 470 00:16:17,251 --> 00:16:18,917 in my everyday clothes. 471 00:16:18,953 --> 00:16:20,907 - I know. It's painful, right? - All right. 472 00:16:21,456 --> 00:16:22,922 - Your turn, mija. - Right. 473 00:16:32,166 --> 00:16:34,266 Uhh, a woman. 474 00:16:34,301 --> 00:16:36,132 Uhh, uh, lady. 475 00:16:36,703 --> 00:16:38,536 Uhh, women. Two women. 476 00:16:38,572 --> 00:16:41,573 Holding hands, uh, friends. 477 00:16:41,608 --> 00:16:44,342 Ohh, mm, uhh... sisters! 478 00:16:44,378 --> 00:16:45,410 Ooh! Business partners. 479 00:16:45,445 --> 00:16:47,479 Uh, um, ooh, oh, oh, 480 00:16:47,514 --> 00:16:49,280 co-owners of a chocolate shop! 481 00:16:49,315 --> 00:16:52,116 Oh, love. Love... what do women love? 482 00:16:52,151 --> 00:16:53,485 The... George Clooney! 483 00:16:53,520 --> 00:16:55,186 It's a wedding! 484 00:16:55,221 --> 00:16:56,925 They're brides. They're in love. 485 00:16:57,056 --> 00:16:59,357 Mom, Dad, I know you don't wanna talk about this 486 00:16:59,393 --> 00:17:01,025 but I do. 487 00:17:01,060 --> 00:17:02,193 I might get married to a man... 488 00:17:02,228 --> 00:17:03,361 like you so clearly want... 489 00:17:03,397 --> 00:17:04,729 and I might not. 490 00:17:04,765 --> 00:17:06,398 'Cause this is not a phase. 491 00:17:06,433 --> 00:17:08,115 And I need you to understand that. 492 00:17:08,889 --> 00:17:11,035 - I'm bisexual. - There's no such thing 493 00:17:11,070 --> 00:17:12,236 as being bisexual. 494 00:17:12,272 --> 00:17:13,500 Yes, there is. 495 00:17:13,706 --> 00:17:15,967 I know there is because that's who I am. 496 00:17:16,575 --> 00:17:18,553 I'm attracted to both men and women. 497 00:17:18,711 --> 00:17:20,544 I've known this about myself for a really long time, 498 00:17:20,579 --> 00:17:22,380 and I didn't wanna tell you because I was afraid 499 00:17:22,415 --> 00:17:24,526 you were gonna react exactly like you are. 500 00:17:25,718 --> 00:17:27,575 What do you want us to say? 501 00:17:29,136 --> 00:17:30,675 That you accept me for who I am. 502 00:17:36,329 --> 00:17:37,427 Wow. 503 00:17:39,365 --> 00:17:40,719 Okay, let's go. 504 00:17:49,221 --> 00:17:51,755 Hey. Got you coffee. 505 00:17:51,791 --> 00:17:53,123 I don't drink coffee. Just herbal tea. 506 00:17:53,158 --> 00:17:54,959 Oh. That's cool. 507 00:17:54,994 --> 00:17:56,955 It only cost me, like, 18 bucks. Brooklyn is a nightmare. 508 00:17:56,991 --> 00:17:58,737 Hey, man, thanks for being there last night. 509 00:17:58,773 --> 00:17:59,773 Of course. 510 00:17:59,809 --> 00:18:01,732 Sorry again about how it all went down. 511 00:18:01,767 --> 00:18:03,067 Well, I'm glad I opened up to them, 512 00:18:03,102 --> 00:18:04,516 even if it didn't change their minds. 513 00:18:04,937 --> 00:18:06,609 I finally said what I wanted to say. 514 00:18:06,973 --> 00:18:08,467 - It felt right. - Yeah. 515 00:18:08,841 --> 00:18:10,240 Still sucks, though. 516 00:18:10,275 --> 00:18:11,575 Still sucks. 517 00:18:12,720 --> 00:18:14,193 That's weird. My dad's here. 518 00:18:14,228 --> 00:18:15,995 Hey, do you mind staying out here 519 00:18:16,031 --> 00:18:18,798 - with me to talk to him? - Um, yes, of course. 520 00:18:18,833 --> 00:18:20,166 Whatever you need. 521 00:18:20,201 --> 00:18:21,701 Your face. No, man, you've done enough. 522 00:18:21,736 --> 00:18:23,002 - Get out of here. - Oh, thank God. 523 00:18:23,038 --> 00:18:24,264 Good luck. 524 00:18:25,659 --> 00:18:26,870 Hello. 525 00:18:27,970 --> 00:18:29,167 What are you doing here? 526 00:18:29,456 --> 00:18:30,922 I wanted to say I'm sorry. 527 00:18:31,145 --> 00:18:33,340 I reacted poorly last night. 528 00:18:33,915 --> 00:18:35,722 - This is all new to me. - I know. 529 00:18:36,751 --> 00:18:38,953 But it's also not new, you know. 530 00:18:39,253 --> 00:18:40,954 I'm still the same person I always was. 531 00:18:40,989 --> 00:18:42,788 Well, I don't feel I know that person. 532 00:18:42,823 --> 00:18:44,990 - Dad... - My fault, not yours. 533 00:18:45,025 --> 00:18:47,759 I want you to be able to tell me everything. 534 00:18:47,795 --> 00:18:50,037 I can't promise you I'll understand. 535 00:18:50,698 --> 00:18:52,631 But I'm trying. I want you to know 536 00:18:52,666 --> 00:18:55,033 that I accept you for who you are. 537 00:18:55,069 --> 00:18:57,632 And I love you very, very much. 538 00:18:59,802 --> 00:19:01,239 I love you, too. 539 00:19:05,713 --> 00:19:09,181 So have you been on any dates with women, yet? 540 00:19:09,217 --> 00:19:10,816 Dad, we didn't talk about my dating life before, 541 00:19:10,851 --> 00:19:12,351 we don't need to talk about it now. 542 00:19:12,386 --> 00:19:14,886 Yeah, good, good. You're right. 543 00:19:14,922 --> 00:19:16,111 So where's Mom? 544 00:19:16,356 --> 00:19:18,909 Mm... Mom needs a little more time. 545 00:19:19,359 --> 00:19:20,440 Oof. 546 00:19:20,680 --> 00:19:22,836 I guess family game night's gonna be kinda weird. 547 00:19:23,363 --> 00:19:25,363 You know what, mijita, maybe we better 548 00:19:25,398 --> 00:19:27,797 put game night on hold for a little while. 549 00:19:29,136 --> 00:19:30,668 - Okay. - I'm gonna let you 550 00:19:30,703 --> 00:19:32,183 get back to work, okay? 551 00:19:37,277 --> 00:19:39,076 I expect certain things from my assistant. 552 00:19:39,112 --> 00:19:41,846 Black ink only. No blue. I'm not a street artist. 553 00:19:41,881 --> 00:19:43,681 Also, if you must knock on my door, 554 00:19:43,716 --> 00:19:45,382 limit yourself to two raps. 555 00:19:45,417 --> 00:19:47,717 If I wanted to hear inane pounding, 556 00:19:47,753 --> 00:19:50,320 - I could go see "Stomp." - He could go see "Stomp." 557 00:19:50,356 --> 00:19:52,055 - Gina. - Who's this noob? 558 00:19:52,090 --> 00:19:53,790 We had to hire someone to replace you, Gina, 559 00:19:53,825 --> 00:19:55,192 - because you quit. - Well, fire him. 560 00:19:55,227 --> 00:19:56,860 'Cause I'm back, baby! 561 00:19:56,895 --> 00:19:58,728 - Really? - What changed your mind? 562 00:19:58,764 --> 00:20:00,330 Was is the speech that Charles and I gave you? 563 00:20:00,366 --> 00:20:02,065 No. Captain Holt said 564 00:20:02,100 --> 00:20:04,067 he'd give me a 5% raise if I came back 565 00:20:04,102 --> 00:20:06,002 and he's letting me sit at my desk 566 00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:08,038 and work on my side business one day a week. 567 00:20:08,073 --> 00:20:09,639 We never had that conversation. 568 00:20:09,674 --> 00:20:11,359 We just did, baby. 569 00:20:11,598 --> 00:20:13,095 See ya, man bangs. 570 00:20:13,678 --> 00:20:15,645 Come, Brent, let's get you down to HR 571 00:20:15,680 --> 00:20:17,246 before that start paperwork goes through. 572 00:20:17,282 --> 00:20:20,383 - Welcome back, Linetti. - Thanks, man. 573 00:20:20,418 --> 00:20:21,817 Ugh! 574 00:20:21,852 --> 00:20:23,152 All right, look, Gina, come on. 575 00:20:23,188 --> 00:20:24,920 It's just us now. Admit it. 576 00:20:24,955 --> 00:20:26,121 Amy and I changed your mind. 577 00:20:26,157 --> 00:20:27,856 All right, it was you guys. 578 00:20:27,892 --> 00:20:29,225 I actually even cried a little bit 579 00:20:29,260 --> 00:20:30,859 after you left my apartment. 580 00:20:30,895 --> 00:20:32,661 - Aw. - Oh! I made Gina Linetti cry? 581 00:20:32,696 --> 00:20:34,362 Hey, calm down. I had a baby ten weeks ago. 582 00:20:34,398 --> 00:20:37,031 I cried to a carpet cleaner commercial yesterday. 583 00:20:37,067 --> 00:20:38,932 Gina! Welcome back. 584 00:20:38,967 --> 00:20:40,834 It's great to see you. Hey, what's everybody 585 00:20:40,869 --> 00:20:42,236 - doing tonight? - Nothin'. Why? 586 00:20:42,271 --> 00:20:43,737 There's something we all need to do. 587 00:20:45,441 --> 00:20:47,007 - What's going on? - Family game night! 588 00:20:47,042 --> 00:20:49,276 Don't worry, I brought "Twister." 589 00:20:49,312 --> 00:20:51,011 - Hey. - Hey, Rosa. 590 00:20:51,046 --> 00:20:52,879 - Hey, Rosa. Beer. - Here goes the snacks. 591 00:20:52,915 --> 00:20:54,815 Ehh, you know, in another lifetime, 592 00:20:54,850 --> 00:20:56,750 you and I would've made a hot ass couple. 593 00:20:56,785 --> 00:20:58,215 Agreed. 594 00:21:00,122 --> 00:21:01,955 Diaz, you should be very proud of yourself. 595 00:21:01,990 --> 00:21:04,024 I know things aren't exactly where you wanna be right now, 596 00:21:04,059 --> 00:21:06,810 but, uh, I promise you they will improve. 597 00:21:06,995 --> 00:21:08,294 - Thank you, Captain. - Every time 598 00:21:08,330 --> 00:21:10,102 someone steps up and says who they are, 599 00:21:10,398 --> 00:21:13,552 the world becomes a better, more interesting place. 600 00:21:13,717 --> 00:21:14,770 So... 601 00:21:15,337 --> 00:21:16,746 thank you. 602 00:21:19,173 --> 00:21:21,841 Hey, do you seriously only have two wine glasses? 603 00:21:21,876 --> 00:21:23,443 - Yeah. I live alone. - Well, you're gonna need 604 00:21:23,478 --> 00:21:25,010 to get some more, 'cause there's a lot of us here. 605 00:21:25,046 --> 00:21:26,479 Thank you for doing this, man. 606 00:21:26,514 --> 00:21:28,414 Of course. We'll be here every week. 607 00:21:28,450 --> 00:21:31,183 Rosa, I broke both your wine glasses and your fridge door 608 00:21:31,219 --> 00:21:32,418 and your bathroom. 609 00:21:32,454 --> 00:21:34,887 Every single week!