1 00:00:00,862 --> 00:00:02,842 Hey there, Boyle. How was your weekend? 2 00:00:02,843 --> 00:00:04,609 Well, actually I got a little sick. 3 00:00:04,645 --> 00:00:06,646 Oh, really? I'm sorry to hear that, man. 4 00:00:06,647 --> 00:00:09,682 Yeah, "Bullets over Broadway" was on TV. 5 00:00:09,683 --> 00:00:13,467 And I came down with a big ol' Dianne Wiest infection. 6 00:00:24,331 --> 00:00:25,433 Like "yeast." 7 00:00:25,434 --> 00:00:29,160 Sync & corrections by Rafael UPD www.addic7ed.com/ 8 00:00:46,053 --> 00:00:48,087 So I'll coordinate with the transit cops while you 9 00:00:48,088 --> 00:00:52,291 follow up with the DA's off... Uh, can I help you, 10 00:00:52,292 --> 00:00:55,494 - Captain Stentley? - Oh, hey, uh, did you guys 11 00:00:55,495 --> 00:00:57,429 see a black backpack sitting around anywhere? 12 00:00:57,464 --> 00:00:58,798 - I did not. - No. 13 00:00:58,799 --> 00:01:00,833 Aww, shoot, this is turning out to be a real cluster-biff. 14 00:01:00,834 --> 00:01:01,867 Why? What's in the backpack? 15 00:01:01,868 --> 00:01:03,602 Uh, just some evidence. Do you guys know 16 00:01:03,603 --> 00:01:05,738 - a drug dealer named Flaco? - Oh, yeah, he's a big-time 17 00:01:05,739 --> 00:01:08,441 supplier, consolidated half the territory in Brooklyn. 18 00:01:08,442 --> 00:01:10,009 Well, the bag belongs to one of his runners, 19 00:01:10,010 --> 00:01:12,944 and it contains, like, a football's worth of cocaine... 20 00:01:12,979 --> 00:01:14,947 I'm not good with sizes... and a cell phone. 21 00:01:14,948 --> 00:01:16,248 And you think that the cell phone might 22 00:01:16,249 --> 00:01:17,650 have Intel that could lead us to Flaco. 23 00:01:17,651 --> 00:01:19,984 I do now. That's a great theory! 24 00:01:20,020 --> 00:01:23,422 Whoa. But the bag is missing, so... 25 00:01:23,423 --> 00:01:26,691 Hey, how big of a deal is it if I, um, if I never find it? 26 00:01:26,727 --> 00:01:28,194 - I'd say it's a very... - Ah-uh-uh-uh. 27 00:01:28,195 --> 00:01:31,664 - Sugarcoat it for me. - Okay, um, no biggie. 28 00:01:31,665 --> 00:01:34,233 Ahh, that is great news. Thank you so much. 29 00:01:34,234 --> 00:01:36,235 Hey, if you see something, say something. 30 00:01:36,236 --> 00:01:39,672 Oh, that is catchy, huh? It's like, I just 31 00:01:39,673 --> 00:01:41,474 - made up a hit song. - Nope, very common 32 00:01:41,475 --> 00:01:43,642 - police expression. - ♪ If you see somethin' ♪ 33 00:01:43,643 --> 00:01:47,413 ♪ Say somethin', come on and party tonight ♪ 34 00:01:49,416 --> 00:01:51,616 This is our chance. If C.J. can't find that 35 00:01:51,651 --> 00:01:53,519 evidence, he could be fired. This could be our way 36 00:01:53,520 --> 00:01:57,189 back onto the day shift. ♪ Come on and party tonight ♪ 37 00:01:57,190 --> 00:01:58,557 Wow! It's actually 38 00:01:58,558 --> 00:02:01,026 - a really catchy song. - There's nothing to celebrate. 39 00:02:01,027 --> 00:02:02,628 Captain Stentley is going to find that evidence 40 00:02:02,629 --> 00:02:05,197 - because we're gonna help him. - What? No, this is our chance 41 00:02:05,198 --> 00:02:07,533 to undermine him. Come on and party tonight. 42 00:02:07,534 --> 00:02:10,770 Peralta, we're police officers. 43 00:02:10,771 --> 00:02:13,406 We have a duty to protect this city. 44 00:02:13,407 --> 00:02:17,843 We took an oath, a sacred oath. What if those drugs end up 45 00:02:17,844 --> 00:02:20,913 on the street or a dangerous criminal is set free 46 00:02:20,914 --> 00:02:23,282 because of missing evidence? 47 00:02:23,283 --> 00:02:26,285 Okay, you know, you're trying to say it's whatever 48 00:02:26,286 --> 00:02:28,621 because you just.... 49 00:02:28,622 --> 00:02:30,122 - You're fumfering. - Of course I'm fumfering. 50 00:02:30,123 --> 00:02:32,024 Fine, we'll find the bag. Come on and party tonight. 51 00:02:32,025 --> 00:02:33,325 Damn it. 52 00:02:33,326 --> 00:02:36,595 Hey, guys, department has a new green initiative. 53 00:02:36,596 --> 00:02:39,832 We have to reduce energy usage by 15%. 54 00:02:39,833 --> 00:02:41,801 That means no more laminating, Santiago. 55 00:02:41,802 --> 00:02:44,570 Oh, that's fine. It's not the thing 56 00:02:44,571 --> 00:02:46,605 that gives me the most pleasure in life. 57 00:02:46,606 --> 00:02:49,208 Interacting with other people, that's what gets me going. 58 00:02:49,209 --> 00:02:51,544 Scully, Hitchcock, lose the chocolate fountain. 59 00:02:51,545 --> 00:02:53,946 What are we supposed to dip our strawberries in? 60 00:02:53,947 --> 00:02:56,482 Our nacho cheese fountain? That's crazy. 61 00:02:56,483 --> 00:02:57,749 Unless... 62 00:03:01,455 --> 00:03:05,391 - Sarge, you beautiful bastard. - Get rid of 'em. 63 00:03:05,392 --> 00:03:08,594 And, Gina, you can't run that space heater 24/7 anymore. 64 00:03:08,595 --> 00:03:11,297 Space heater? Excuse me, this is 65 00:03:11,298 --> 00:03:15,534 a Fornax Radiant Comfort System, and her name is Jacinta. 66 00:03:15,535 --> 00:03:17,402 Okay, well, Jacinta's gotta go. 67 00:03:17,437 --> 00:03:19,839 - He didn't mean that, darling. - Seriously, turn off 68 00:03:19,840 --> 00:03:21,474 - the space heater. - No. 69 00:03:21,475 --> 00:03:23,976 - Do it, now. That's an order. - Yeah, well, you don't wanna 70 00:03:23,977 --> 00:03:27,146 start a battle of the wills with Gina Linetti because 71 00:03:27,147 --> 00:03:29,615 you will emerge from that battle a broken man. 72 00:03:29,616 --> 00:03:31,217 Not to brag, but I was name-checked 73 00:03:31,218 --> 00:03:34,086 in my kindergarten teacher's suicide note. 74 00:03:34,087 --> 00:03:35,502 Oh, my God. 75 00:03:36,456 --> 00:03:38,057 Any luck finding the missing backpack? 76 00:03:38,058 --> 00:03:40,826 No, but I did find C.J.'s wallet, badge, and gun 77 00:03:40,827 --> 00:03:42,294 on top of the toilet paper dispenser. 78 00:03:42,295 --> 00:03:43,696 I'm assuming he doesn't know they're missing. 79 00:03:43,697 --> 00:03:44,830 - Mm. - Why are you helping 80 00:03:44,831 --> 00:03:46,065 this guy, sir? He's the opposite of 81 00:03:46,066 --> 00:03:48,100 everything you stand for. His favorite expression 82 00:03:48,101 --> 00:03:49,668 is "that's gonna leave a mark." 83 00:03:49,669 --> 00:03:50,949 And he doesn't even use it right. 84 00:03:52,339 --> 00:03:54,807 Whoo, that soup is good. That's gonna leave a mark. 85 00:03:54,808 --> 00:03:56,242 What? 86 00:03:56,243 --> 00:03:58,010 Well, he's not our best, but I won't be part of 87 00:03:58,011 --> 00:04:00,279 any sneaky subterfuge designed to undermine him. 88 00:04:00,280 --> 00:04:02,114 You think you're so great just 'cause you always do 89 00:04:02,115 --> 00:04:03,682 what's good and right. Well, I've got news 90 00:04:03,683 --> 00:04:06,619 - for you: ya boring. - You know who else 91 00:04:06,620 --> 00:04:09,655 was called "boring"? Andreas Marggraf. 92 00:04:09,656 --> 00:04:11,390 - And you know what he did? - He discovered zinc, 93 00:04:11,391 --> 00:04:12,992 because you've used that one on me before because, 94 00:04:12,993 --> 00:04:14,393 uh, ya boring. 95 00:04:14,394 --> 00:04:16,228 Well, if I'm so boring, how come I have a lead? 96 00:04:16,229 --> 00:04:18,864 Come take a look at this. This is security footage 97 00:04:18,865 --> 00:04:20,466 from the day the backpack went missing. 98 00:04:20,467 --> 00:04:22,067 11:00 a.m., the bag's over a chair. 99 00:04:22,068 --> 00:04:24,203 Now let's fast forward and see what happened to it. 100 00:04:24,204 --> 00:04:27,072 Wait, that was two hours? Where's C.J. during all this? 101 00:04:27,073 --> 00:04:30,776 ♪ You have the right to remain silent ♪ 102 00:04:30,777 --> 00:04:32,444 - ♪ Come on and party tonight ♪ - ♪ Party tonight ♪ 103 00:04:32,445 --> 00:04:35,481 The guy's got good hooks. I mean, right? 104 00:04:35,482 --> 00:04:37,850 Wait, who's this guy? Flaco must've sent someone 105 00:04:37,851 --> 00:04:39,985 to get the backpack, and they just waltzed right in 106 00:04:39,986 --> 00:04:43,956 and took it out of the precinct. Oh, C.J. is in so much trouble. 107 00:04:43,957 --> 00:04:45,491 You think that disapproving glare works on me 108 00:04:45,492 --> 00:04:46,725 after all the times I've seen it? 109 00:04:46,726 --> 00:04:49,828 Step it up, find something new, ya boring. 110 00:04:49,829 --> 00:04:52,598 'Ello, me lady. It's your matey lil' 111 00:04:52,599 --> 00:04:54,433 Charlie Boyle, innit, love? 112 00:04:54,434 --> 00:04:55,768 Ugh, it's 2:00 a.m., 113 00:04:55,769 --> 00:04:57,803 and we're working. How can you be so happy? 114 00:04:57,804 --> 00:05:00,539 Because I figured out the secret of surviving the night shift. 115 00:05:00,540 --> 00:05:04,243 You see, this little piggy went to the warehouse. 116 00:05:04,244 --> 00:05:07,012 This little piggy went with him. This little piggy was like... 117 00:05:07,013 --> 00:05:08,981 Stop, just stop and say whatever 118 00:05:08,982 --> 00:05:11,884 - you are saying another way. - I found a 24 hour 119 00:05:11,885 --> 00:05:14,453 foot massage parlor, and it's amazing. 120 00:05:14,454 --> 00:05:16,789 It's the best experience you've ever had. 121 00:05:16,790 --> 00:05:22,428 You're just like, mmm... 122 00:05:22,429 --> 00:05:24,663 Ahh, wha? 123 00:05:24,664 --> 00:05:26,365 Wouldn't stop making that noise, man. 124 00:05:26,366 --> 00:05:28,233 Let me take you, let me show you the greatest 125 00:05:28,234 --> 00:05:30,035 and only pleasure of the night shift. 126 00:05:30,036 --> 00:05:33,272 Pass, I'd rather die than have a stranger touch my bare feet. 127 00:05:33,273 --> 00:05:34,707 I'm telling you, once they get get 128 00:05:34,708 --> 00:05:37,376 their strong fingers in your toe gaps, 129 00:05:37,377 --> 00:05:41,480 it's just mmm... 130 00:05:41,481 --> 00:05:43,882 Uh, that's on me, 131 00:05:43,883 --> 00:05:45,250 shouldn't have had my eyes closed. 132 00:05:45,251 --> 00:05:47,686 Hey, C.J., you upset 133 00:05:47,687 --> 00:05:50,222 about something, man? Maybe something in your career? 134 00:05:50,223 --> 00:05:53,025 Yeah, I told the brass that I lost the bag 135 00:05:53,026 --> 00:05:55,027 and I screwed up the whole Flaco case, 136 00:05:55,028 --> 00:05:56,862 and you were wrong, it was a biggie. 137 00:05:56,863 --> 00:05:58,429 Yeah, well, you told me to sugarcoat it. 138 00:05:58,465 --> 00:06:00,599 - And whose fault it that, Jake? - Yours. 139 00:06:00,600 --> 00:06:03,636 - I know. - Okay, so what happened? 140 00:06:03,637 --> 00:06:05,638 I mean, they couldn't have fired you, right? 141 00:06:05,639 --> 00:06:07,306 That'd be crazy. I mean, they could, 142 00:06:07,307 --> 00:06:09,308 for sure, they had every reason to, but did they? 143 00:06:09,309 --> 00:06:11,577 - Did they fire you? - Worse. 144 00:06:11,578 --> 00:06:13,612 - They're pulling my transfer. - What transfer, what now? 145 00:06:13,613 --> 00:06:16,582 Oh, I've just been feeling overwhelmed with this job, 146 00:06:16,583 --> 00:06:17,716 and I don't know if you've noticed, 147 00:06:17,717 --> 00:06:19,150 but I'm a little in over my head. 148 00:06:19,185 --> 00:06:22,421 - Completely unqualified, yeah. - It is so cool that you get me. 149 00:06:22,422 --> 00:06:23,756 - Yeah. - Anyway, I heard that they 150 00:06:23,757 --> 00:06:26,325 were hiring a head administrator at the Police Academy, 151 00:06:26,326 --> 00:06:27,993 - so I put in for it. - Wait, you wanna 152 00:06:27,994 --> 00:06:30,095 - train other officers? - Well, the nine years 153 00:06:30,096 --> 00:06:32,397 at the academy were some of the best years of my life. 154 00:06:32,432 --> 00:06:35,167 - That's a six-month program. - Sure, for a lot of people. 155 00:06:35,168 --> 00:06:37,569 Anyway, they said that the job was mine, 156 00:06:37,570 --> 00:06:40,272 and now they're pissed, so it looks like 157 00:06:40,273 --> 00:06:43,142 I'm stuck here forever. 158 00:06:43,143 --> 00:06:44,877 No, no, no, no, no, no. 159 00:06:44,878 --> 00:06:46,577 All is not lost. We can still fix this. 160 00:06:46,613 --> 00:06:48,447 So, sure, maybe you can't get back the backpack, 161 00:06:48,448 --> 00:06:50,482 but you could do something even better. 162 00:06:50,483 --> 00:06:52,851 Like, what if you single-handedly 163 00:06:52,852 --> 00:06:55,721 figure out who Flaco is and then you take him down. 164 00:06:55,722 --> 00:06:58,090 Oh, come on, Jake. 165 00:06:58,091 --> 00:07:00,693 I'll just screw it up like I screw up everything else. 166 00:07:00,694 --> 00:07:02,261 No, you won't, because I will be there 167 00:07:02,262 --> 00:07:04,530 to help you, but don't worry, you'll still get all the credit. 168 00:07:04,531 --> 00:07:07,599 Listen to me, C.J., we're gonna get you the hell out of here. 169 00:07:07,600 --> 00:07:09,568 Are you sugarcoating this for me? 170 00:07:09,569 --> 00:07:10,903 I most certainly am not. 171 00:07:10,904 --> 00:07:13,471 Whoo, that's gonna leave a mark. 172 00:07:13,506 --> 00:07:14,906 Ahh. 173 00:07:17,393 --> 00:07:19,127 So, Captain, I've been thinking about this whole 174 00:07:19,128 --> 00:07:22,531 missing backpack thing, and what if we find Flaco 175 00:07:22,532 --> 00:07:24,366 - and take him down? - Oh, are you trying to solve 176 00:07:24,367 --> 00:07:26,034 C.J.'s case behind his back to embarrass him? 177 00:07:26,035 --> 00:07:28,737 No, not at all. In fact, I think C.J. 178 00:07:28,738 --> 00:07:31,506 should come along. I just realized how important 179 00:07:31,507 --> 00:07:34,042 my duty as a police officer is to me, you know? 180 00:07:34,043 --> 00:07:36,978 The sacred oath I took. Your speech really inspired me. 181 00:07:36,979 --> 00:07:38,513 Well, it was one of my better ones. 182 00:07:38,514 --> 00:07:40,014 Felt really good as I was saying it. 183 00:07:40,049 --> 00:07:42,216 - Yeah. - So what's the plan, son? 184 00:07:42,251 --> 00:07:44,852 Well, Dad, we don't know where Flaco is, but I have 185 00:07:44,887 --> 00:07:47,656 a C.I. who says he's got an agreement with Marco Severino. 186 00:07:47,657 --> 00:07:50,091 So you think we should pose as drug dealers looking for 187 00:07:50,092 --> 00:07:52,327 a new heroin supplier and get Severino 188 00:07:52,328 --> 00:07:54,062 to hook us up with Flaco. And you think 189 00:07:54,063 --> 00:07:56,264 - C.J. can handle this mission. - I know he's inexperienced, 190 00:07:56,265 --> 00:07:57,566 but he's a creative guy. 191 00:07:57,567 --> 00:07:58,966 I think he'd be great undercover. 192 00:07:59,001 --> 00:08:04,005 Okay, muchachos, let's roll up on these muchachos. 193 00:08:04,006 --> 00:08:06,707 Great start, and I love your double use of "muchachos." 194 00:08:06,742 --> 00:08:09,410 Hey, it's C.J., by the way. 195 00:08:09,445 --> 00:08:14,115 Oooh, that's a nice lam job. 196 00:08:14,116 --> 00:08:16,050 This one goes on the blog. 197 00:08:17,320 --> 00:08:19,453 Hey, Sarge, what up, bro? 198 00:08:19,488 --> 00:08:21,222 "What up, bro?" You're laminating 199 00:08:21,257 --> 00:08:23,225 - in here, aren't you? - I'm sorry. 200 00:08:23,226 --> 00:08:24,726 I just love it so much. 201 00:08:24,727 --> 00:08:27,662 It's okay, I'm used to it. No one listens to me. 202 00:08:27,663 --> 00:08:30,765 - I'm a lousy sergeant. - What? No, don't say that. 203 00:08:30,766 --> 00:08:33,468 - Why would you say that? - If I tell you something, 204 00:08:33,469 --> 00:08:35,002 you promise not to tell anyone else? 205 00:08:35,037 --> 00:08:37,005 - Of course. - You know how I took 206 00:08:37,006 --> 00:08:38,874 - the lieutenant's exam last week? - Uh-huh. 207 00:08:38,875 --> 00:08:40,442 I just found out I didn't pass. 208 00:08:40,443 --> 00:08:44,679 Oh, no, but you shouldn't feel bad, only like 10% 209 00:08:44,680 --> 00:08:46,047 of people pass on the first try. 210 00:08:46,048 --> 00:08:47,782 I know, and I'm all exhausted 211 00:08:47,783 --> 00:08:50,085 because of the night shift, plus my bathroom break 212 00:08:50,086 --> 00:08:52,319 during the test took a little longer than anticipated. 213 00:08:52,355 --> 00:08:54,356 May I use the restroom, please? 214 00:08:54,357 --> 00:08:57,759 Uh-oh, nothing to see here. 215 00:08:57,760 --> 00:09:00,295 Excuse me, I'm sorry. Little desk. 216 00:09:00,296 --> 00:09:04,099 That's why they say "it's test time, so diaper up." 217 00:09:04,100 --> 00:09:05,567 They say that, I've never said that. 218 00:09:05,568 --> 00:09:07,369 I've never worn a diaper during test. Who would wear 219 00:09:07,370 --> 00:09:09,070 a diaper during a test? That's ridiculous, I mean... 220 00:09:09,071 --> 00:09:12,240 - Santiago. - Sorry, look, don't give up 221 00:09:12,241 --> 00:09:14,809 on the green initiative. You're a great sergeant. 222 00:09:14,810 --> 00:09:16,578 - You'll get everyone on board. - Not Gina. 223 00:09:16,579 --> 00:09:20,115 Yes, Gina. You can handle her. You can do this. 224 00:09:20,116 --> 00:09:22,317 Sarge, it's test time. 225 00:09:22,318 --> 00:09:24,451 Diaper up. 226 00:09:24,487 --> 00:09:26,821 Thank you for coming along with me on this manhunt. 227 00:09:26,822 --> 00:09:28,423 - I needed your help. - No problem, 228 00:09:28,424 --> 00:09:30,525 - who are we looking for? - He's a one-armed smuggler 229 00:09:30,526 --> 00:09:32,928 from the dunes of Tunisia. He goes by the name 230 00:09:32,929 --> 00:09:35,263 - of Señor Riff Raff. - You're taking me 231 00:09:35,264 --> 00:09:37,132 - to that foot massage place. - I am taking you 232 00:09:37,133 --> 00:09:39,400 to the foot massage place. I made that whole thing up. 233 00:09:39,435 --> 00:09:41,002 - Shocking. - Look, the night shift 234 00:09:41,003 --> 00:09:42,871 hasn't been easy on any of us. 235 00:09:42,872 --> 00:09:44,306 Let me make it slightly better 236 00:09:44,307 --> 00:09:45,907 by paying a strong-handed woman 237 00:09:45,908 --> 00:09:48,375 to literally milk the stress from your feet. 238 00:09:48,411 --> 00:09:50,745 Just shut up, I'll do it once. 239 00:09:50,746 --> 00:09:52,213 - Yes! - As long as you promise 240 00:09:52,214 --> 00:09:54,983 to never ever talk about foot milk again. 241 00:09:54,984 --> 00:09:57,884 - Deal, you're gonna love it. - I guarantee you, I won't. 242 00:09:57,887 --> 00:10:01,655 Mmm. 243 00:10:01,691 --> 00:10:04,259 All right, that's Severino's restaurant. 244 00:10:04,260 --> 00:10:07,095 - My C.I. says he's in there. - Whoo, I'm pumped. I'm ready. 245 00:10:07,096 --> 00:10:09,830 Um, just out of curiosity, how... how scared are you guys? 246 00:10:09,865 --> 00:10:12,934 - Not at all. How about you? - I'm terrified, 247 00:10:12,935 --> 00:10:14,302 but, you know, I just keep telling myself, 248 00:10:14,303 --> 00:10:16,271 worst comes to worst, just start shooting things, you know? 249 00:10:16,272 --> 00:10:18,073 I think it might be better if you stayed in the van. 250 00:10:18,074 --> 00:10:19,341 Wait, are you trying to sideline me? 251 00:10:19,342 --> 00:10:20,742 - Yes. - Oh, thank God. 252 00:10:20,743 --> 00:10:22,477 But just because you're 253 00:10:22,478 --> 00:10:23,845 in the van doesn't mean you're not an important 254 00:10:23,846 --> 00:10:25,280 part of the mission. Your job will be 255 00:10:25,281 --> 00:10:26,448 to keep an eye on the restaurant. 256 00:10:26,449 --> 00:10:28,416 And, if anybody suspicious walks in, you just... 257 00:10:28,417 --> 00:10:30,018 Run everybody over with the van and then 258 00:10:30,019 --> 00:10:31,319 back up if they're still moving. 259 00:10:31,320 --> 00:10:32,754 Don't try and guess where I'm going with it. 260 00:10:32,755 --> 00:10:34,823 You keep an eye on the door. If anyone suspicious walks in, 261 00:10:34,824 --> 00:10:36,791 - let us know in our ear pieces. - Oh, I could 262 00:10:36,792 --> 00:10:38,593 do that, absolutely. You know, actually I saw 263 00:10:38,594 --> 00:10:41,363 those ear pieces on "Ellen." One time, Justin Bieber was on, 264 00:10:41,364 --> 00:10:43,798 and he was supposed to be, like, a security guard, only... 265 00:10:43,799 --> 00:10:45,467 C.J., I'm loving the story, but we gotta go in. 266 00:10:45,468 --> 00:10:46,767 - I'll finish later. - TBC. 267 00:10:48,738 --> 00:10:50,672 Thanks for hand-laminating, Santiago. 268 00:10:50,673 --> 00:10:55,744 Of course, if you ask me, saving energy is trending. 269 00:10:55,745 --> 00:10:58,880 - Oh, Gina, didn't see you there. - Gina, did you shut off 270 00:10:58,881 --> 00:11:01,850 - your space heater yet? - Space heater... 271 00:11:01,851 --> 00:11:03,885 - Doesn't ring any bells. - Jacinta. 272 00:11:03,886 --> 00:11:05,587 Oh, no, she's still going strong. 273 00:11:05,588 --> 00:11:09,791 I will take that thing away from you by force, if necessary. 274 00:11:09,792 --> 00:11:12,994 - Well, come and get it. - Seriously? 275 00:11:12,995 --> 00:11:16,231 - The heater's under your skirt? - Maybe. You can't prove that. 276 00:11:16,232 --> 00:11:18,600 Yeah, I can. There's a cord running under it, 277 00:11:18,601 --> 00:11:22,202 - and I think you may be on fire. - Mm, so? 278 00:11:22,238 --> 00:11:25,640 - What do you mean "so"? - I'm not giving up Jacinta. 279 00:11:25,641 --> 00:11:29,209 You are on fire, Gina. You do not have the upper hand 280 00:11:29,245 --> 00:11:32,814 - in this situation. - I always have the upper hand. 281 00:11:32,815 --> 00:11:35,049 Not when there's flames shooting out of your butt! 282 00:11:35,084 --> 00:11:38,185 Especially when there's flames shooting out of my butt. 283 00:11:46,228 --> 00:11:47,962 Damn it. 284 00:11:52,034 --> 00:11:53,867 How the hell did I lose that one? 285 00:11:53,903 --> 00:11:56,838 - Hey, you Severino? - Who wants to know? 286 00:11:56,839 --> 00:11:59,474 I'm Cal, this is Billy. We used to buy from Rosario, 287 00:11:59,475 --> 00:12:01,076 but he got busted by the feds, and we're looking for 288 00:12:01,077 --> 00:12:03,144 - a new hookup. - Guys, we got company. 289 00:12:03,145 --> 00:12:05,513 There's a lady with a dog, and a man with a ponytail. 290 00:12:05,514 --> 00:12:08,182 Another lady with a dog, two dogs back to back, guys. 291 00:12:08,217 --> 00:12:10,285 - Is that fishy? - I knew Rosario. 292 00:12:10,286 --> 00:12:11,820 - Seems fishy to me... - So how's come... 293 00:12:11,821 --> 00:12:14,289 - There's a lot of dogs out... - I never heard of you? 294 00:12:14,290 --> 00:12:15,657 Well, you can ask Rosario's guys about us. 295 00:12:15,658 --> 00:12:17,025 They're right on top of each other. 296 00:12:17,026 --> 00:12:18,827 If you think it's weird, just cough once for yes, 297 00:12:18,828 --> 00:12:20,261 - twice for no. - I didn't come here 298 00:12:20,262 --> 00:12:22,363 to be accused of something. We can buy from somebody else. 299 00:12:22,364 --> 00:12:23,998 Jake, I need an answer, why is nobody coughing? 300 00:12:23,999 --> 00:12:25,900 Hold up, I got a right to know 301 00:12:25,901 --> 00:12:27,836 - who I might be in business with. - I need an answer on 302 00:12:27,837 --> 00:12:30,071 the dog thing, is it weird? Can somebody cough? 303 00:12:31,340 --> 00:12:32,807 Whose cough was that? Was that you, Jake? 304 00:12:32,808 --> 00:12:35,210 If it was you, cough twice, if it was somebody else, 305 00:12:35,211 --> 00:12:36,678 cough three times. 306 00:12:36,679 --> 00:12:39,681 Sorry, bad allergy day, pollen count is off the charts. 307 00:12:39,682 --> 00:12:42,584 Pollen count, oh, man, how do you come up with that stuff? 308 00:12:42,585 --> 00:12:44,719 - So what's your territory? - But that's why you guys are 309 00:12:44,720 --> 00:12:46,654 - in there, and I'm out here. - We don't sell on the streets. 310 00:12:46,655 --> 00:12:48,056 We have loyal buyers that come to us. 311 00:12:48,057 --> 00:12:49,591 - On the mic, you know... - And we need quality product, 312 00:12:49,592 --> 00:12:51,593 - our customers are discerning. - Check one, check two, check, 313 00:12:51,594 --> 00:12:54,496 - check, DJ C.J. on the mic. - I got a guy that could get 314 00:12:54,497 --> 00:12:56,431 - you the best dope in the city. - You know, I actually did DJ 315 00:12:56,432 --> 00:12:57,999 - my sister's wedding. - But it ain't gonna be cheap. 316 00:12:58,000 --> 00:12:59,701 It did not turn out well. Apparently, there's such a thing 317 00:12:59,702 --> 00:13:01,803 - as too much Smash Mouth. - I'm sorry, you think we wanna 318 00:13:01,804 --> 00:13:03,204 - deal with complete strangers? - God, sometimes I look at my 319 00:13:03,205 --> 00:13:04,672 - sister, and I'm like... - I mean, we gotta 320 00:13:04,673 --> 00:13:06,074 - cover our own asses. - She's got two kids, 321 00:13:06,075 --> 00:13:07,742 - beautiful house, and I'm like... - How do we know 322 00:13:07,743 --> 00:13:09,144 - this guy's even legit? - C.J., what have you 323 00:13:09,145 --> 00:13:10,211 - done with your life? - Shut up! 324 00:13:10,212 --> 00:13:11,212 - Stop talking! - Ahh! 325 00:13:11,213 --> 00:13:12,213 - Shut up, now! - Oh, my God. 326 00:13:12,214 --> 00:13:13,314 Shut up, C.J. 327 00:13:13,315 --> 00:13:14,549 Oh, whoa, whoa, what are you, cops? 328 00:13:14,550 --> 00:13:15,984 Yes, obviously we're cops. Put your hands up. 329 00:13:15,985 --> 00:13:17,619 Whoa, who said we were cops? We haven't gotten any 330 00:13:17,620 --> 00:13:20,388 information we needed yet. Jake, you're blowing it, man. 331 00:13:20,389 --> 00:13:22,942 Stop talking! 332 00:13:24,851 --> 00:13:26,654 Crime scene investigators combed every inch 333 00:13:26,655 --> 00:13:28,326 of Severino's restaurant, no drugs. 334 00:13:28,327 --> 00:13:30,616 Well, we can't hold him much longer, and he's not talking. 335 00:13:30,617 --> 00:13:32,898 The interrogation did not exactly go well. 336 00:13:32,933 --> 00:13:34,467 You're gonna tell us who Flaco is, and you're 337 00:13:34,468 --> 00:13:36,268 gonna tell us right now. 338 00:13:36,303 --> 00:13:38,638 Oh, that was crazy. 339 00:13:38,639 --> 00:13:40,238 Well, there's one bit of good news. 340 00:13:40,274 --> 00:13:42,442 The last call on Severino's phone was to a contact 341 00:13:42,443 --> 00:13:44,476 we believe to be Flaco. We've tracked his location 342 00:13:44,511 --> 00:13:46,980 to a warehouse by the water. We're gonna storm the place. 343 00:13:46,981 --> 00:13:50,082 - Great, I'll go get C.J. - Why? Why are you 344 00:13:50,117 --> 00:13:51,850 so determined to make him a part of this? 345 00:13:51,885 --> 00:13:53,920 - No reason. - If you actually cared 346 00:13:53,921 --> 00:13:55,888 about your sacred oath, you'd see that he's 347 00:13:55,889 --> 00:13:58,157 a risk to the case. 348 00:13:58,158 --> 00:14:02,628 Oh, my speech didn't actually inspire you, did it? 349 00:14:02,629 --> 00:14:04,998 Ugh, all right, here's the truth. 350 00:14:04,999 --> 00:14:07,467 If we catch Flaco, and C.J. gets credit for it, 351 00:14:07,468 --> 00:14:09,802 he's gonna transfer out of the Nine-Nine. 352 00:14:09,803 --> 00:14:11,337 That's what this is all about? You're still trying 353 00:14:11,338 --> 00:14:13,006 - to undermine the man? - What? No! 354 00:14:13,007 --> 00:14:15,274 The opposite, if anything. I want to see him succeed. 355 00:14:15,275 --> 00:14:17,777 - I'm trying to overmine him. - Oh, you know I hate it 356 00:14:17,778 --> 00:14:19,545 - when you make up words, Peralta. - Are you still mad at me 357 00:14:19,546 --> 00:14:21,180 - for saying "snaccident"? - Yes, very. 358 00:14:21,181 --> 00:14:22,348 Please, just let him come along. 359 00:14:22,349 --> 00:14:23,348 - No. - Just so his name 360 00:14:23,350 --> 00:14:24,584 - is on the arrest report. - No. 361 00:14:24,585 --> 00:14:25,985 I'll put him in a car a block away. 362 00:14:27,388 --> 00:14:30,423 Fine. At least tell me what it was 363 00:14:30,424 --> 00:14:32,158 about my speech that didn't work for you. 364 00:14:32,159 --> 00:14:33,793 Oh, man, if I had to 365 00:14:33,794 --> 00:14:35,795 boil it down to one thing and really pinpoint it, 366 00:14:35,796 --> 00:14:38,164 I guess I would just say it's, uh, ya boring. 367 00:14:38,165 --> 00:14:40,199 But still let him come? Great. 368 00:14:40,200 --> 00:14:42,535 What is all this? 369 00:14:42,536 --> 00:14:45,438 Oh, hey, Sarge. I'm growing tropical plants now 370 00:14:45,439 --> 00:14:48,173 in the warmth of my three space heaters. 371 00:14:48,208 --> 00:14:49,909 It's getting a little hot though, wouldn't you say? 372 00:14:49,910 --> 00:14:51,677 Ugh, oh, yeah. 373 00:14:51,678 --> 00:14:55,048 Probably also turn on my portable air conditioning unit. 374 00:14:55,049 --> 00:14:56,182 - Boop. - You're not gonna 375 00:14:56,183 --> 00:14:59,419 beat me, Gina. This is my last stand. 376 00:14:59,420 --> 00:15:03,589 - My whole life is last stands. - Gina, can I talk to you 377 00:15:03,590 --> 00:15:05,023 - for a second? - Yeah, what's up? 378 00:15:06,860 --> 00:15:08,895 Let me guess, you and Jake are having problems; 379 00:15:08,896 --> 00:15:10,329 you want me to teach you how to kiss? 380 00:15:10,330 --> 00:15:12,265 - What? No, stop that. - Oh. 381 00:15:12,266 --> 00:15:14,133 I know how I kiss, I've read books. 382 00:15:14,134 --> 00:15:15,735 This is about Terry. You can't tell 383 00:15:15,736 --> 00:15:17,737 - anyone else this, but... - He failed his 384 00:15:17,738 --> 00:15:19,472 - lieutenant's exam. - How do you know that? 385 00:15:19,473 --> 00:15:20,873 Let's just say my little birds 386 00:15:20,874 --> 00:15:23,543 are everywhere collecting whispers. 387 00:15:23,544 --> 00:15:25,344 He left the letter on his desk, and I read it. 388 00:15:25,345 --> 00:15:27,480 Okay, but if you know he's depressed, then why 389 00:15:27,481 --> 00:15:29,148 - are you being so hard on him? - Don't worry, 390 00:15:29,149 --> 00:15:31,284 I got this. Just clear the lane 391 00:15:31,285 --> 00:15:35,254 - and let Gina do her thing. - What? Ugh. 392 00:15:35,255 --> 00:15:38,091 Gina? You locked me in. 393 00:15:38,092 --> 00:15:39,892 Going to lunch. 394 00:15:39,893 --> 00:15:42,528 Gina, you know I'm very claustrophobic. 395 00:15:42,529 --> 00:15:45,398 Everybody ready? Where's C.J.? 396 00:15:45,399 --> 00:15:47,767 Parked a block away on Winthrop, as promised. 397 00:15:47,768 --> 00:15:48,968 Don't worry, he's not going anywhere. 398 00:15:48,969 --> 00:15:50,803 I downloaded an app on his phone that makes 399 00:15:50,804 --> 00:15:53,339 - your words sound like burps. - Smart, really smart. 400 00:15:53,340 --> 00:15:55,208 - Yeah. - Here we go, on three, 401 00:15:55,209 --> 00:15:58,211 two, one. 402 00:15:58,212 --> 00:16:01,147 - NYPD, on the ground. - On the ground! 403 00:16:01,148 --> 00:16:04,217 - Flaco, run! - That's Flaco. 404 00:16:08,956 --> 00:16:10,723 It's locked, go back. 405 00:16:20,067 --> 00:16:23,536 - Oh, sorry. - C.J., that's Flaco. 406 00:16:23,537 --> 00:16:25,071 - You got him. - Yeah! 407 00:16:25,072 --> 00:16:26,873 He's out cold, how'd you do it? 408 00:16:26,874 --> 00:16:28,741 No, no, wait. Let me guess. 409 00:16:28,742 --> 00:16:30,109 You opened your car door into him. 410 00:16:30,110 --> 00:16:31,344 - Yep. - He never saw it coming. 411 00:16:31,345 --> 00:16:32,545 - Yep. - And neither did you. 412 00:16:32,546 --> 00:16:33,913 It was a total accident; you were getting out 413 00:16:33,914 --> 00:16:35,681 - of your car to go pee. - No! 414 00:16:35,682 --> 00:16:37,517 There was a spider in the car, and I panicked. 415 00:16:37,518 --> 00:16:38,951 Damn it, how did I not guess that? 416 00:16:38,952 --> 00:16:41,087 You gotta see this spider. It's gigantic. 417 00:16:41,088 --> 00:16:43,890 Charles, this is amazing. 418 00:16:43,891 --> 00:16:46,659 I know, when's the last time you cried like that? 419 00:16:46,660 --> 00:16:48,794 - Huh? You cried? - Damn right, I did. 420 00:16:48,795 --> 00:16:51,797 Oh, guess we gotta get back to the Nine-Nine. 421 00:16:51,798 --> 00:16:54,500 Let's not be hasty. Neither of us have any 422 00:16:54,501 --> 00:16:59,372 open cases right now, so should we tell the ladies 423 00:16:59,373 --> 00:17:01,474 - we're ready for round two? - Let's do it, 424 00:17:01,475 --> 00:17:04,309 - you insatiable little minx. - I'll go get 'em. 425 00:17:04,344 --> 00:17:05,520 Mmm. 426 00:17:11,151 --> 00:17:12,718 Charles, this place is a front, 427 00:17:12,719 --> 00:17:14,654 - money laundering or something. - We gotta get out 428 00:17:14,655 --> 00:17:15,888 of here right now. 429 00:17:15,889 --> 00:17:16,956 I just got off the phone 430 00:17:16,957 --> 00:17:19,091 with One Police Plaza. They're thrilled. 431 00:17:19,092 --> 00:17:20,860 Captain Stentley, you got your transfer. 432 00:17:20,861 --> 00:17:22,094 - Whoo! - I'm not transferring. 433 00:17:22,095 --> 00:17:23,629 - What, why? - The whole reason 434 00:17:23,630 --> 00:17:25,164 I wanted to transfer in the first place 435 00:17:25,165 --> 00:17:27,233 is because I didn't feel like I could do this job, 436 00:17:27,234 --> 00:17:30,303 but the mission tonight, me taking down Flaco... 437 00:17:30,304 --> 00:17:31,971 - More the door than you. - It just showed me 438 00:17:31,972 --> 00:17:34,740 that I can do this, and now I feel like 439 00:17:34,741 --> 00:17:35,774 I really do belong here. 440 00:17:35,809 --> 00:17:38,978 So thank you, guys, for... 441 00:17:38,979 --> 00:17:40,746 for making me believe in myself again. 442 00:17:40,747 --> 00:17:43,916 - Oh. - Come here. 443 00:17:43,917 --> 00:17:45,641 That's gonna leave a mark. 444 00:17:46,320 --> 00:17:48,376 I can't believe this. 445 00:17:48,377 --> 00:17:50,178 Not only are we still stuck on the night shift, 446 00:17:50,179 --> 00:17:52,347 but now we have to watch C.J. get a medal. 447 00:17:52,348 --> 00:17:54,616 Why are there so many reporters? Even "The Times" is here. 448 00:17:54,617 --> 00:17:57,185 Wait, really? Who'd they send? 449 00:17:57,186 --> 00:18:00,555 Wilson, Palmer, Schneier, Levine, Rogers, Tyler, Baker, 450 00:18:00,556 --> 00:18:02,923 Correal, Bromwich, Robbins, Schmidt? 451 00:18:02,958 --> 00:18:05,260 Stop saying reporters' names. How do you know so many names? 452 00:18:05,261 --> 00:18:07,095 They're the only real rock stars we have left. 453 00:18:07,096 --> 00:18:08,596 - Okay. - Hello, we're here today 454 00:18:08,597 --> 00:18:12,000 to honor Captain Jason Stentley, who single-handedly brought down 455 00:18:12,001 --> 00:18:13,835 a major drug ring. 456 00:18:13,836 --> 00:18:15,837 And so it is my pleasure to bestow upon him 457 00:18:15,838 --> 00:18:18,406 the Medal of Honor. Captain Stentley. 458 00:18:18,407 --> 00:18:20,808 Oh, bestow me, baby. 459 00:18:20,809 --> 00:18:22,877 Ahh, wow, 460 00:18:22,878 --> 00:18:25,480 that's a lot of people. Uh... 461 00:18:25,481 --> 00:18:27,949 Baba Booey, Cornholio. 462 00:18:30,386 --> 00:18:32,787 That's it for my prepared remarks. 463 00:18:32,788 --> 00:18:33,821 Any questions? 464 00:18:33,822 --> 00:18:35,623 Will taking down one drug dealer make 465 00:18:35,624 --> 00:18:37,491 a big difference in the overall level of drugs 466 00:18:37,526 --> 00:18:39,560 - moving into the city? - No idea, next? 467 00:18:39,561 --> 00:18:40,795 What's your philosophy for dealing with 468 00:18:40,796 --> 00:18:42,496 international narcotic supply chains? 469 00:18:42,531 --> 00:18:43,997 Didn't understand the question, next. 470 00:18:44,033 --> 00:18:46,601 Why was Flaco targeted for this operation? 471 00:18:46,602 --> 00:18:49,070 Okay, there's a question I can answer. 472 00:18:49,071 --> 00:18:53,574 Well, it all started because I lost a huge bag of cocaine, 473 00:18:53,575 --> 00:18:55,576 so I totally biffed it, you know, but... 474 00:18:55,577 --> 00:18:57,111 - Thank you, thank you, Captain. - Oh, oh. 475 00:18:57,112 --> 00:19:00,114 - That... That is... That's plenty. - That was a train wreck. 476 00:19:00,115 --> 00:19:02,216 Yes, he never should have been put in that position. 477 00:19:02,217 --> 00:19:04,652 Whoever recommended him for the medal and called 478 00:19:04,653 --> 00:19:08,389 all those reporters really messed up. 479 00:19:08,390 --> 00:19:10,458 - Wait, what are you saying? - Oh, nothing. 480 00:19:10,459 --> 00:19:14,829 It just seems as if C.J. has been... overmined. 481 00:19:14,830 --> 00:19:16,163 - You did this? - I did. 482 00:19:16,198 --> 00:19:19,434 - And you used my made-up word. - I hated it, "overmined." 483 00:19:19,435 --> 00:19:21,636 What have I become? Was this whole thing 484 00:19:21,637 --> 00:19:24,242 - even worth it? - It was no snaccident. 485 00:19:26,575 --> 00:19:28,876 So the foot massage place reported $7 million 486 00:19:28,877 --> 00:19:30,511 in profit last year. To make that much, 487 00:19:30,512 --> 00:19:33,848 they'd have to massage 100 feet an hour, 24 hours a day, 488 00:19:33,849 --> 00:19:35,984 7 days a week for the entire year. 489 00:19:35,985 --> 00:19:37,485 Damn it, we have to shut them down. 490 00:19:37,486 --> 00:19:39,921 Wait. Let's not be hasty about this. 491 00:19:39,922 --> 00:19:41,923 Let's think this through. We wanna be smart about this. 492 00:19:41,924 --> 00:19:44,425 Right, I mean, what if we bust them tonight, 493 00:19:44,426 --> 00:19:46,597 and then tomorrow I'm chasing a murderer, 494 00:19:46,628 --> 00:19:48,363 and I'm about to get him, and my foot cramps up? 495 00:19:48,364 --> 00:19:49,864 - Due to lack of massaging. - And then the murderer 496 00:19:49,865 --> 00:19:51,866 - gets away. - Know who he kills next? 497 00:19:51,867 --> 00:19:53,134 - The mayor. - Oh, my God, the city 498 00:19:53,135 --> 00:19:54,302 - has no mayor now. - It's chaos. 499 00:19:54,303 --> 00:19:55,970 Rioting, looting, panic in the streets. 500 00:19:55,971 --> 00:19:57,305 They gotta call in the National Guard, there's 501 00:19:57,306 --> 00:19:59,674 tanks rolling down 5th Avenue, declaring martial law. 502 00:19:59,675 --> 00:20:01,175 It's insane. All because we shut down 503 00:20:01,176 --> 00:20:03,478 - the foot massage place... - That was doing God's work. 504 00:20:03,479 --> 00:20:05,278 - What were we thinking. - So it's agreed: 505 00:20:05,314 --> 00:20:07,849 we let them stay open for the sake of the city. 506 00:20:07,850 --> 00:20:09,316 For the sake of the city. 507 00:20:11,173 --> 00:20:12,786 We have to do our stupid jobs, don't we? 508 00:20:12,821 --> 00:20:15,390 Yeah, let me get my stupid gun. 509 00:20:15,391 --> 00:20:17,461 NYPD, get down on the comfortable matted floor. 510 00:20:17,493 --> 00:20:19,027 Put your magical hands where we can see them. 511 00:20:19,028 --> 00:20:21,029 You're under arrest for ruining something perfect. 512 00:20:21,030 --> 00:20:22,030 And money laundering. 513 00:20:22,031 --> 00:20:23,676 Yes, money laundering, whatever. 514 00:20:24,733 --> 00:20:26,801 Gina, I've been thinking a lot about how you refuse 515 00:20:26,802 --> 00:20:28,703 - to give up Jacinta. - That's right. 516 00:20:28,704 --> 00:20:30,872 - She's never leaving. - I know, which is why 517 00:20:30,873 --> 00:20:32,706 I decided to do the only fair thing. 518 00:20:32,741 --> 00:20:36,109 - Space heaters for everyone. - So what? That sounds great. 519 00:20:36,145 --> 00:20:39,180 - Everyone. - Whoo-whee, 520 00:20:39,181 --> 00:20:41,783 - it's toasty in here. - You're gonna be 521 00:20:41,784 --> 00:20:43,317 looking at that all night long. 522 00:20:43,318 --> 00:20:44,619 Whoop, I think he's 523 00:20:44,620 --> 00:20:48,289 about to eat a hoagie. Is that mayonnaise or sweat? 524 00:20:48,290 --> 00:20:50,991 Ugh, fine, I give up. You can take Jacinta. 525 00:20:51,026 --> 00:20:53,126 Really? And the other two space heaters, too? 526 00:20:53,162 --> 00:20:55,163 All of them, you win. 527 00:20:55,164 --> 00:20:57,632 I win? I won. 528 00:20:57,633 --> 00:20:59,934 - Amy, I won! - You did it, Sarge. 529 00:20:59,935 --> 00:21:01,502 You're gonna get our power usage down. 530 00:21:01,503 --> 00:21:05,239 I don't care about that crap. I took down Gina Linetti. 531 00:21:05,240 --> 00:21:09,277 I did the impossible. Terry is back on top. 532 00:21:09,278 --> 00:21:12,480 - Diaper up! What! - Ladies and gentlemen, 533 00:21:12,481 --> 00:21:15,750 Captain Jason Stentley has been transferred from active duty 534 00:21:15,751 --> 00:21:18,186 effective immediately. Captain Raymond Holt 535 00:21:18,187 --> 00:21:21,174 will be taking his place, and, yes, he's taking 536 00:21:21,175 --> 00:21:22,932 - all of us with him. - You mean... 537 00:21:22,933 --> 00:21:25,178 Yes, Amy. We're back on the day shift! 538 00:21:25,179 --> 00:21:28,229 Nine-Nine! - Nine-Nine! 539 00:21:28,230 --> 00:21:30,055 ♪ Come on and party tonight! ♪ 540 00:21:30,056 --> 00:21:32,016 Sync & corrections by Rafael UPD www.addic7ed.com/