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<i>Come in here!</i>

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Hey, papa's here.

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Papa, I'm so scared.

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There's a monster in my closet.

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Oh, buddy.
Shh.

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It's okay, I'm here.

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Monster's aren't real,
my little Pierogi.

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But I saw it.
It was big and hairy.

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You just had a nightmare, buddy.

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No, it was real!

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I'm sure it felt that way.

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But I am gonna open this closet,

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and I'm gonna show you
that there's nothing in there.

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Don't do that, papa!

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See? Nothing... whoo!

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Ah, hey, Chuck.

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It's Pimento.

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And now Nikolaj says
he's too frightened

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to ever sleep again,
so that's just superduper.

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I don't understand
what he's so scared about.

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If I was there to kill him,
he never would've heard me.

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A thing you told him
several times.

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God, Nikolaj is having
such a rich childhood.

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Can we back up?

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What were you doing
in Boyle's closet

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in the first place?
Well, I still had a key

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from when I was crashing there
last year, and I wanted

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to shower and anoint my body
with essential oils

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before I saw Rosa.
Duh.

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Well, she's gonna be
so psyched that you're back.

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Where have you been
all this time?

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Figgis has been locked up
for a month.

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I was in prison in Uzbekistan.

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It's actually not as bad
as it sounds.

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I deserve this!

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Why were you in jail?

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Ah, I got shot down smuggling
ammo to a rebel group,

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flying an old Soviet prop plane.

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They tortured us.

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Made me eat
my co-pilot's tongue.

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Oof, now I've
got a taste for it.

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The important thing is
you're safe and sound

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and back in Brooklyn.

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Thank you, captain.

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Ooh, you smell good!
Wowza.

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And end of hug.
Okay.

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I'll see about
getting you reinstated

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to the NYPD immediately.

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I think this deserves
another hug.

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Me too.
Nope.

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One was sufficient.
Cool.

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Pimento, you son of a bitch!

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You're the son of a bitch!

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Oh, we'll see
who's a son of a bitch.

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Oh, yes, we will.

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Aww.

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It's so sweet.

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And violent.

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Yeah, this is awkward.

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I'm sure they'll stop soon.

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And it's escalating.
Let's go.

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I left my phone
in the briefing room.

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It's been 20 minutes.
You think they're still...

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They're not doing anything.

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Kissing just turned into talk.

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It's like, why even work here?

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Listen up!
We have an announcement to make.

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When I was in that Uzbek prison,

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choking on my own blood

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because my face
was being beaten in,

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I realized, life is funny!

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That's what you realized?

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Mm-hmm.
And it's short.

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We're picking up
where we left off

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when Adrian went into hiding.

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We're getting married tomorrow.

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Tomorrow.
That's real quick.

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Thank you, sarge.

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And we want it to be beautiful,

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and lush, and romantic,

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just like a Nancy Meyers movie.

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She's our favorite director.
Aw.

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I love "you've got mail."

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That's Nora Ephron, you idiot.
I know.

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Wait, hold up.

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Planning a wedding like that
in 14 hours would be

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the greatest organizational
challenge in history.

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How are you gonna do it?

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I was kinda hoping you would.

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I thought I was supposed
to get you guys

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the wedding present!

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Of course I will!
That's my girl.

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All right.

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Listen up, people.

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The next 14 hours
are gonna be hell,

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but in the end
you will have the satisfaction

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of knowing that you've finally
done something worthwhile

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with your lives.
I kinda think

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the police work we do...
Eh-eh-eh!

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I don't have time to stroke
your damn ego, sergeant.

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Let's make a wedding!

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Hey, Jake.

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I need a wedding favor.

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Of course.
Anything.

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Except killing someone,
or maiming someone,

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or breaking the law in any way,
or nudity.

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Also I don't like waking up
super early in the morning...

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You know what, why don't
you just tell me what you want?

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Cool, I need to go
to Neustadter, New York.

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I gotta pick up a pair
of Ruby earrings I pawned

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before I went into hiding.

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Neustadter's like
six hours away.

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I'm not so sure we can
get there and back in time.

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Jake, there's no wedding
without the earrings.

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My grandmother wore them
on her wedding day,

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and said they blessed her union.

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Do you want this union
to be blessed, Jake?

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Or do you want this union
to be friggin' unblessed?

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Blessed, totally blessed.
I'll do it, it's fine.

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But I should warn you,
my car is a piece of junk

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and it's always breaking down.
Ah, come on!

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The universe isn't gonna
let anything bad happen

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to two best friends...
Unless we're in a fiery crash,

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and our bodies are burned
beyond recognition.

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Ooh, Gina's got jelly beans!

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Pimento, no.

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Bad.
Sorry, Gina.

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That was amazing.

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He actually listens to you.

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Hey, you should come
with us on this trip.

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You know, in case
he starts acting...

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Bat crap loony tunes.
Yes.

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You can use your powers
to keep him in check.

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Yeah, people fear me.
Mm.

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The only reason
I'm not your boss right now

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is 'cause I'd hate
to do that to Holt.

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He needs this.
And also you're not a cop.

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Well, you're not the basis
of a character on "empire,"

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Jake, but I don't throw that
in your face every damn day.

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So you will come with us?
Yeah, I'll be there.

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You da man!
Bye, girl!

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See ya in the car, girl.

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Okay.
First, the good news.

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I've generated a detailed
timeline broken down

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into 30-second increments
to keep us on track.

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We're already 16.5 increments

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behind schedule.
Oh, man.

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Terry feels overwhelmed.

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Good!
Use it!

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Neil Armstrong was overwhelmed
when he walked on the moon,

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but you know what he did?

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He walked on the moon!

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Charles, you're in charge
of food.

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I've been planning
a nuptial menu

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since the day I met Genevieve.

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Warning, it will be delicious
and highly erotic.

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Your menu is not gonna involve
animal genitalia, is it?

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No, I was gonna make...
Not that.

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Terry,
you're on hair and makeup.

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I've seen your
little girls' pigtails,

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so I know you can do it.

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They actually prefer
my hair work to their mommy's.

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I love their little heads.

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Terry, what's going on, man?

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It's just a matter of time
before I'm doing their hair

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at their weddings.

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It goes so fast.
They're still babies!

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Pull it together, Jeffords!

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Scully and Hitchcock,
you're in charge of seating.

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Smart move, Amy.
I've been called

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the Leonardo da Vinci
of sitting on my ass.

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Great.

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And, captain,
you can help me decorate.

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I'm at your disposal,
just tell me what to do.

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I'm here to implement
your vision.

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Well, we just wanna
keep it classy.

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Got it.
Balloon arch.

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What?
Say no more, it's done.

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I'm off to the nearest
balloon store.

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Okay, Rosa.

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You go to the office,
have a couple bellinis,

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and just relax.
What's a Bellini?

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Peach juice and champagne.

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Peach juice and champagne?
What am I, six?

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Come on, just try it.

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It's what Nancy Meyers
would drink.

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Fine.
For Nancy.

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So, big day.
How you feeling, buddy?

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Good, giddy.

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I've never felt giddy before.

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Didn't realize how close
it was to hungry.

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You know, it's possible
you're just hungry.

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When's the last time you ate?
Uh, three days ago?

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Ah.
You excited for being married?

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Yeah!
I love Rosa.

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I can't wait to just jam
my tongue in her earholes,

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and eat the hair off her head.

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Hoo! I'm giddy.
Aw, that's cute.

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All right, we're looking
for 381 Smith street.

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It should be up here.

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Hopefully they still have
your earrings.

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You sure we're looking for 381?

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'Cause 381's looking
a little crispy.

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Oh, no.
It burned down.

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How did this happen?

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Uh, it's okay.
Everything's gonna be fine.

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We'll think of something,
all right?

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Nope!

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This is a sign
from the universe.

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I can't marry Rosa.

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Guys, the wedding's off.

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This is a disaster.
Come on.

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I mean, they're just earrings,
right?

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We can get another pair,
or we could make some new ones.

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All we need is, like,
a blacksmith.

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Or a smelter... a smelt man.
That can't be right.

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The point is
you can still married.

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No, Jake.
You don't understand.

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The universe is
sending me a sign.

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And when the universe talks,
I listen!

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Well, I personally don't even
really believe in signs, so...

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What?
Then you deserve to die.

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Ah...
The sign was real.

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If I ignore it
and marry Rosa anyway,

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I'm basically asking the
universe to stomp on my balls.

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Okay, good point.

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Hey, Gina,
I could use your help here.

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You wanna maybe
weigh in on this one?

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Yeah, sure.

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You're right.
The marriage is cursed.

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What? No!
You weighed in wrong.

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I'm sorry, Jake, it's an omen.

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And I'm not taking your side
against the universe's.

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It's hundred of years old.
What if there was something

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in the universe that could prove
to you that you

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should still get married?
What would that be?

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Finding his grandma's earrings.

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Or we could cut Rosa's ears off,
and then it's like

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the earrings
don't even make sense.

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Thank you!
Someone's trying to help.

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Okay, so the earrings.

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Maybe somebody bought them

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before the place burned down,
right?

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We could track 'em down.

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And lookee here.

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I just got the owner's name.
That's good, right?

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Okay, maybe there is
a little bit of hope.

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You're damn right there is.

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Suck it, universe!

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Are you crazy?
Why would you even say that?

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Come on, man!

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How are the chairs coming, guys?

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Shh.
We're working!

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00:08:03,420 --> 00:08:05,020
This one's good.
Okay.

256
00:08:05,090 --> 00:08:06,913
So we'll go with that one?
No, I said it was good.

257
00:08:06,920 --> 00:08:08,120
I didn't say it was right.

258
00:08:08,190 --> 00:08:10,150
Wow, you're taking this
really seriously.

259
00:08:10,220 --> 00:08:11,990
Amy, will you taste this batter?

260
00:08:12,060 --> 00:08:13,930
Mm-hmm.

261
00:08:13,990 --> 00:08:15,990
Hmm...
I think it's a little off.

262
00:08:16,060 --> 00:08:17,360
You know what's off?
Your mouth!

263
00:08:17,430 --> 00:08:20,030
Why Jake lets your stupid tongue
anywhere near him,

264
00:08:20,100 --> 00:08:21,800
I'll never know.

265
00:08:21,870 --> 00:08:23,800
Nope, I forgot the sugar.
That's on me.

266
00:08:25,170 --> 00:08:28,140
Whoa, you really made
the balloon arch.

267
00:08:28,210 --> 00:08:31,010
Made? No.
I birthed her.

268
00:08:31,080 --> 00:08:33,210
There's no form more graceful
than the arch,

269
00:08:33,280 --> 00:08:35,980
no object more whimsical
than the balloon.

270
00:08:36,050 --> 00:08:38,980
Yes, you and I think that,
but...

271
00:08:39,050 --> 00:08:41,120
What will Rosa think?

272
00:08:41,190 --> 00:08:42,890
Good point.

273
00:08:42,960 --> 00:08:45,360
Rosa would want a much,
much bigger balloon arch.

274
00:08:45,430 --> 00:08:46,990
Back to the balloon store.

275
00:08:47,060 --> 00:08:49,160
Uh, Amy?
We've got a problem.

276
00:08:49,230 --> 00:08:51,000
What?
Rosa's drunk.

277
00:08:51,060 --> 00:08:52,960
Rosa?
No. How?

278
00:08:53,030 --> 00:08:54,300
Bellinis rule!

279
00:08:54,370 --> 00:08:57,070
Nancy Meyers, you've done it
again, you saucy bitch.

280
00:08:57,140 --> 00:08:59,870
For the last time,
I don't have your earrings.

281
00:08:59,940 --> 00:09:01,140
They didn't survive the fire.

282
00:09:01,210 --> 00:09:03,210
Aw, no, this is really bad.

283
00:09:03,280 --> 00:09:05,810
Well, not necessarily.
I mean, maybe the universe

284
00:09:05,880 --> 00:09:07,303
allowed something else
to survive, you know?

285
00:09:07,310 --> 00:09:09,270
Like a rabbit's foot.
I don't think you understand

286
00:09:09,320 --> 00:09:11,250
how pawn shops work.
I don't think you understand

287
00:09:11,320 --> 00:09:12,383
how they work.
Yours burned down!

288
00:09:12,390 --> 00:09:13,920
I'm so sorry
you lost everything.

289
00:09:13,990 --> 00:09:16,250
I'm just really worked up.
No, please don't!

290
00:09:16,320 --> 00:09:18,260
Okay, so...

291
00:09:18,320 --> 00:09:20,990
I know that seemed like
a little bit of a dead end.

292
00:09:21,060 --> 00:09:22,860
She's got the earrings.

293
00:09:22,930 --> 00:09:24,153
She does?
She stole all the merch,

294
00:09:24,160 --> 00:09:26,100
and then burned down the store.

295
00:09:26,170 --> 00:09:28,093
She was wearing a necklace
that I also pawned there.

296
00:09:28,100 --> 00:09:30,570
Oh, snap!
Signs on signs on signs!

297
00:09:30,640 --> 00:09:32,040
Are you sure
it's the same necklace?

298
00:09:32,070 --> 00:09:33,333
Uh, yeah, Jake.
I once punched it

299
00:09:33,340 --> 00:09:35,110
through a guy's throat,
so I'm pretty sure

300
00:09:35,180 --> 00:09:36,940
I remember it.
I stand corrected.

301
00:09:37,010 --> 00:09:38,173
All right,
I'm gonna call the local police

302
00:09:38,180 --> 00:09:39,880
and get a warrant.
Oh, don't bother.

303
00:09:39,950 --> 00:09:41,303
Let's just kick down the door,
and take back what's mine.

304
00:09:41,310 --> 00:09:43,110
No! No, no, no.
That's a bad idea.

305
00:09:43,180 --> 00:09:45,050
He's right.
Just use the lattice.

306
00:09:45,120 --> 00:09:46,350
The upstairs window's open.

307
00:09:46,420 --> 00:09:48,090
No!
Nice!

308
00:09:48,150 --> 00:09:49,353
What are you doing?
I'm trying to make

309
00:09:49,360 --> 00:09:50,453
this wedding happen.
What are you doing?

310
00:09:50,460 --> 00:09:51,960
Trying to keep us out of prison.

311
00:09:52,030 --> 00:09:53,453
You know what, forget it.
I'll just deal with him myself...

312
00:09:53,460 --> 00:09:54,960
Nope, he's already on the roof.

313
00:09:55,030 --> 00:09:57,060
Aha! Yeah, dog!
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

314
00:09:57,130 --> 00:09:59,200
Rosa, what happened?
Sorry.

315
00:09:59,270 --> 00:10:00,970
I didn't know you could drunk
off champers.

316
00:10:01,030 --> 00:10:02,900
I mean, it's half bubbles.
Don't worry, Amy.

317
00:10:02,970 --> 00:10:04,970
I got this.
I'm a master at sobering up.

318
00:10:05,040 --> 00:10:06,570
Are you sure?
Uh, you don't go

319
00:10:06,640 --> 00:10:08,463
to the renaissance faire
every weekend in your 20s

320
00:10:08,470 --> 00:10:10,140
without learning
how to handle your mead.

321
00:10:10,210 --> 00:10:11,280
Great.
Thanks, Charles.

322
00:10:11,340 --> 00:10:13,280
Mm-hmm.

323
00:10:13,350 --> 00:10:16,050
Charles,
I'm getting married today.

324
00:10:16,120 --> 00:10:17,280
Yes, you are.

325
00:10:17,350 --> 00:10:19,250
And I'm gonna make sure
you are sober

326
00:10:19,320 --> 00:10:22,120
when that happens.
Now I just need cayenne pepper

327
00:10:22,190 --> 00:10:24,290
and some horse milk.
Marriage is the best.

328
00:10:24,360 --> 00:10:26,420
Hey, how come you and Genevieve
aren't married?

329
00:10:26,490 --> 00:10:28,660
Huh?
Uh...

330
00:10:28,730 --> 00:10:30,630
You know, it's complicated.
No, it's not.

331
00:10:30,700 --> 00:10:32,430
It's easy.
Bring her down here.

332
00:10:32,500 --> 00:10:34,670
We'll all get married!
Yeah, right.

333
00:10:34,730 --> 00:10:37,300
She doesn't want that.
Whoa, that sounds...

334
00:10:37,370 --> 00:10:39,270
No, no, no, no, no, no.

335
00:10:39,340 --> 00:10:41,940
No, no, no.
Uh-uh, no, no.

336
00:10:42,010 --> 00:10:43,240
Everything's great with us.

337
00:10:43,310 --> 00:10:45,070
I mean, if it was up to me,
we'd get hitched,

338
00:10:45,080 --> 00:10:46,910
but she had
a really bad divorce, so...

339
00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:49,010
Oh, I'm sorry.
Does that upset you?

340
00:10:49,080 --> 00:10:51,020
I'm good!
Yeah, I'm good!

341
00:10:51,080 --> 00:10:52,920
I'm so sad.

342
00:10:52,990 --> 00:10:54,190
I love her so much.

343
00:10:54,250 --> 00:10:56,020
I wanna marry her butt so bad.

344
00:10:56,090 --> 00:10:58,990
To Genevieve's butt!
To Genevieve's butt!

345
00:10:59,060 --> 00:11:01,690
Look at all this crap.
See, I told you.

346
00:11:01,760 --> 00:11:04,630
They took all their merchandise,
and burned their store.

347
00:11:04,700 --> 00:11:07,030
This is a bad idea.
We should leave now.

348
00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:08,200
What? No.
All we're gonna do

349
00:11:08,270 --> 00:11:09,500
is find the earrings,

350
00:11:09,570 --> 00:11:11,940
and then light this place
on fire for revenge.

351
00:11:12,010 --> 00:11:13,700
Check it out!
Rainstick.

352
00:11:13,770 --> 00:11:15,110
Keeping it.
No, you're not.

353
00:11:15,170 --> 00:11:16,970
That is a crime.
Untrue.

354
00:11:17,040 --> 00:11:18,210
Once you steal something,

355
00:11:18,280 --> 00:11:19,600
none of your stuff
belongs to you.

356
00:11:19,610 --> 00:11:21,043
I've heard that too.
No, you haven't.

357
00:11:21,050 --> 00:11:22,210
No one has.
Put that down.

358
00:11:22,280 --> 00:11:23,650
Okay.

359
00:11:23,720 --> 00:11:25,320
Gina!
Be a quieter robber!

360
00:11:25,390 --> 00:11:27,650
But you told me to put it down.

361
00:11:27,720 --> 00:11:29,050
Hi, we met earlier.

362
00:11:29,120 --> 00:11:30,690
You're breaking into my house?

363
00:11:30,760 --> 00:11:33,020
Or are you breaking into
our house?

364
00:11:33,090 --> 00:11:35,190
Yeah.
Dino! Robbers! Dino!

365
00:11:35,260 --> 00:11:36,730
Aha!
I found the earrings!

366
00:11:36,800 --> 00:11:38,130
Dino! Get up here!

367
00:11:38,200 --> 00:11:40,000
Yeah, Dino!
Get in here!

368
00:11:40,070 --> 00:11:42,400
So you can watch me
light your house on fire!

369
00:11:42,470 --> 00:11:44,400
Whoa! Okay, everybody,
just keep it cool.

370
00:11:44,470 --> 00:11:47,070
Everybody be chilly chill chill.

371
00:11:47,140 --> 00:11:49,170
I am gonna slice your face off!

372
00:11:49,240 --> 00:11:52,040
Not chill, Dino.

373
00:11:52,110 --> 00:11:53,610
Let me in there,
you sons of bitches!

374
00:11:55,320 --> 00:11:56,680
Wait, wait!

375
00:11:56,750 --> 00:11:58,443
The trellis won't hold all three
of us at the same time.

376
00:11:58,450 --> 00:12:01,250
Smart.

377
00:12:01,320 --> 00:12:02,590
Whoo!
Ooh!

378
00:12:02,660 --> 00:12:05,760
That was awesome!
I love being a police officer!

379
00:12:05,830 --> 00:12:07,990
That was the opposite
of being a police officer.

380
00:12:08,060 --> 00:12:10,260
We just robbed somebody.
Who robbed us!

381
00:12:10,330 --> 00:12:12,260
The universe is back on track,
baby!

382
00:12:12,330 --> 00:12:13,700
We got grandma's earrings back!

383
00:12:13,770 --> 00:12:15,030
And the rainstick!

384
00:12:15,100 --> 00:12:17,600
Which you will be returning.
Uh, sure I will.

385
00:12:17,670 --> 00:12:18,840
How are we doing on traffic?

386
00:12:18,910 --> 00:12:20,770
Green all the way.
All right, looks like

387
00:12:20,840 --> 00:12:23,070
we're actually gonna make it
in time for this wedding.

388
00:12:23,140 --> 00:12:24,210
Thank you, universe.

389
00:12:24,280 --> 00:12:26,040
Thank you for blessing
this marriage.

390
00:12:28,280 --> 00:12:30,610
Okay, I know
what you're thinking,

391
00:12:30,680 --> 00:12:32,120
but this is not a sign.

392
00:12:32,190 --> 00:12:34,343
I just have to pump the gas
twice, and turn it back on.

393
00:12:34,350 --> 00:12:36,050
This happens all the time.

394
00:12:41,990 --> 00:12:43,113
Do you know where your dad hides his pot?
Yep. Damn it.

395
00:12:43,120 --> 00:12:44,783
The universe doesn't want me
to marry Rosa.

396
00:12:44,790 --> 00:12:46,090
Look, it's gonna be fine.

397
00:12:46,160 --> 00:12:47,823
We'll get the car fixed
and make it back in time.

398
00:12:47,830 --> 00:12:49,083
Gina, when's the tow truck
getting here?

399
00:12:49,090 --> 00:12:51,590
No idea, I'm talking
to my spiritual advisor.

400
00:12:51,660 --> 00:12:53,530
He says we have
an engine problem.

401
00:12:53,600 --> 00:12:55,530
Yeah, I know, that's why
I said call a tow truck!

402
00:12:55,600 --> 00:12:57,670
So you meant my spiritual
advisor is right?

403
00:12:57,740 --> 00:12:59,940
Guys! This is my fault.
I should've just given up

404
00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:01,840
when fate burned down
the pawn shop, okay?

405
00:13:01,910 --> 00:13:04,040
Stupid Adrian.
Stupid Adrian!

406
00:13:04,110 --> 00:13:06,540
Idiot! Read the signs!
Enough!

407
00:13:06,610 --> 00:13:08,610
I'm so sick
of this garbage, all right?

408
00:13:08,680 --> 00:13:10,010
The two of you need to stop

409
00:13:10,080 --> 00:13:12,050
looking for signs everywhere...
Oh, my god, a sign.

410
00:13:12,120 --> 00:13:14,680
Whoo! He can fly!
Prop planes!

411
00:13:14,750 --> 00:13:15,750
You can fly, you can fly!

412
00:13:15,820 --> 00:13:17,620
I'm a vessel for the universe.

413
00:13:18,660 --> 00:13:20,720
Wow.
The chairs look amazing.

414
00:13:20,790 --> 00:13:22,923
I can't believe you two aren't
my biggest problem today.

415
00:13:22,930 --> 00:13:24,730
We're not?
Who is?

416
00:13:24,800 --> 00:13:26,530
<i>My arch.
Isn't she beautiful?</i>

417
00:13:28,700 --> 00:13:31,730
I got eye-rolled<i> to,</i>
not<i> about!</i>

418
00:13:31,800 --> 00:13:33,740
While Pimento stares at Rosa,

419
00:13:33,800 --> 00:13:37,110
we'll all be staring at...
Her.

420
00:13:37,170 --> 00:13:39,710
Yes, we will.
She's truly breathtaking.

421
00:13:39,780 --> 00:13:41,110
There's a double meaning
to that.

422
00:13:41,180 --> 00:13:44,610
The breath that it takes
to inflate all those balloons.

423
00:13:44,680 --> 00:13:47,980
Of course I used the hand pump,
but the bon mot still works.

424
00:13:48,050 --> 00:13:49,650
Oh, no! What's happening?

425
00:13:49,720 --> 00:13:50,813
Someone tell me
what's happening.

426
00:13:50,820 --> 00:13:52,550
I got some more bad news.
Oh.

427
00:13:52,620 --> 00:13:54,620
Oh, wow.
That thing's huge.

428
00:13:54,690 --> 00:13:56,630
Didn't Rosa want things
to be classy?

429
00:13:56,690 --> 00:13:58,930
I mean, she's getting married,
not finishing a marathon.

430
00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:00,600
So says the hair guy.

431
00:14:00,660 --> 00:14:02,660
Stay in your Lane, bucko.
Right, Santiago?

432
00:14:02,730 --> 00:14:04,730
The arch sucks!
I'm sorry.

433
00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:06,833
I didn't want to say anything
because you're my boss

434
00:14:06,840 --> 00:14:09,740
and you were so excited,
but the truth is every time

435
00:14:09,810 --> 00:14:12,640
I look at it I wanna die
and take you with me.

436
00:14:12,710 --> 00:14:14,510
Well, I wish
you'd said something

437
00:14:14,580 --> 00:14:15,940
before I spent
all day making it.

438
00:14:16,010 --> 00:14:18,580
Of course, you didn't want to...

439
00:14:18,650 --> 00:14:21,620
"Burst my bubble."
Pun intended.

440
00:14:21,690 --> 00:14:25,090
And then...
You did.

441
00:14:30,730 --> 00:14:33,100
Forget the arch!
Charles didn't sober up Rosa.

442
00:14:33,160 --> 00:14:34,760
She got him drunk!
Oh, no.

443
00:14:34,830 --> 00:14:35,960
How drunk is he?

444
00:14:36,030 --> 00:14:38,100
Remember the night
they cancelled "bunheads"?

445
00:14:38,170 --> 00:14:39,600
We're ruined.
It's fine.

446
00:14:39,670 --> 00:14:42,640
I'll handle it.
You got your hands full.

447
00:14:42,710 --> 00:14:43,940
Yeah.

448
00:14:45,710 --> 00:14:47,880
This is just 18 shots
of Espresso.

449
00:14:47,950 --> 00:14:50,550
It got me through the first
three months of having twins,

450
00:14:50,610 --> 00:14:51,943
but I imagine it'll
sober you up too.

451
00:14:51,950 --> 00:14:54,650
Aww, he's taking care of you.

452
00:14:54,720 --> 00:14:55,650
Such a good father.

453
00:14:55,720 --> 00:14:57,190
Ugh, I miss my father.

454
00:14:57,250 --> 00:14:59,660
I used to be daddy's little
girl, but we never talk anymore.

455
00:14:59,720 --> 00:15:00,960
You don't?
That's what happens.

456
00:15:01,030 --> 00:15:03,030
You grow up,
your bond with your dad goes...

457
00:15:04,090 --> 00:15:05,460
No, it doesn't always happen.

458
00:15:05,530 --> 00:15:08,160
All right, not to special
daddies who put the time in.

459
00:15:08,230 --> 00:15:10,670
You know, read them stories,
do their little pigtails.

460
00:15:10,730 --> 00:15:12,570
Really, sarge?

461
00:15:12,640 --> 00:15:15,670
Who do you think
used to do my pigtails?

462
00:15:15,740 --> 00:15:18,010
Why can't they
stay babies forever?

463
00:15:18,080 --> 00:15:19,140
Berlini!

464
00:15:19,210 --> 00:15:21,840
Bellini!
Bellini!

465
00:15:21,910 --> 00:15:23,150
Okay, this is very scary,

466
00:15:23,210 --> 00:15:25,010
but it's okay,
because you're a trained pilot.

467
00:15:25,080 --> 00:15:26,073
No, I'm not.
I'm self-taught.

468
00:15:26,080 --> 00:15:27,050
What?
Oh, yeah.

469
00:15:27,120 --> 00:15:28,750
You can learn anything online.

470
00:15:28,820 --> 00:15:30,113
Ooh, you should see me
do origami.

471
00:15:30,120 --> 00:15:31,650
Oh, do you know
how to do a frog?

472
00:15:31,720 --> 00:15:32,620
Oh, no!

473
00:15:32,690 --> 00:15:33,820
Can you do a swan?
No.

474
00:15:33,890 --> 00:15:35,153
Can you do a crane?
What's a crane?

475
00:15:35,160 --> 00:15:37,190
Okay, he does not know
how to fly a plane.

476
00:15:37,260 --> 00:15:41,560
All right, food is ready,
decorations are set,

477
00:15:41,630 --> 00:15:43,123
guests should start arriving
any moment,

478
00:15:43,130 --> 00:15:45,770
and the chairs
are still perfection.

479
00:15:45,840 --> 00:15:49,000
She said they're perfection.
I'm so proud of you, buddy.

480
00:15:49,070 --> 00:15:51,040
It was you.
You made this happen.

481
00:15:51,110 --> 00:15:53,580
All right!
Let's show Rosa what we got.

482
00:15:53,640 --> 00:15:55,580
Wait.
Where is Rosa?

483
00:15:57,780 --> 00:15:59,880
Narc.

484
00:15:59,950 --> 00:16:01,750
And that's why
you shouldn't drink.

485
00:16:01,820 --> 00:16:03,620
Being drunk sounds terrible.

486
00:16:03,690 --> 00:16:05,050
Hello, Amy,
I didn't see you there.

487
00:16:05,090 --> 00:16:06,250
How did the wedding go?
Terry!

488
00:16:06,290 --> 00:16:07,953
What the hell, man?
You said you were gonna

489
00:16:07,960 --> 00:16:09,730
sober them up.
It was her fault.

490
00:16:09,790 --> 00:16:12,190
My girls are never gonna grow up
and lose their virginity.

491
00:16:12,260 --> 00:16:14,060
I lost my v-card to the woman

492
00:16:14,130 --> 00:16:16,370
that refilled Nana's
oxygen tanks.

493
00:16:16,430 --> 00:16:18,800
Her hands were so strong
from turning the nozzles.

494
00:16:18,870 --> 00:16:21,640
This is a room of nightmares.

495
00:16:21,710 --> 00:16:22,900
You're the nightmare.

496
00:16:22,970 --> 00:16:25,740
You made me kill
my balloon baby.

497
00:16:25,810 --> 00:16:26,910
Look at me.

498
00:16:26,980 --> 00:16:29,910
So drunk, I'm alliterating
like a beatnik.

499
00:16:29,980 --> 00:16:33,950
Okay, everybody outside now!

500
00:16:34,020 --> 00:16:35,920
Just know that you brought this
on yourselves.

501
00:16:35,990 --> 00:16:37,950
Wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait!

502
00:16:38,020 --> 00:16:39,760
Can't we just go to sleep
for a winker?

503
00:16:39,820 --> 00:16:41,160
We're way past winkers.

504
00:16:41,230 --> 00:16:44,790
Scully, Hitchcock,
bring the frost.

505
00:16:48,230 --> 00:16:50,170
No!

506
00:16:52,840 --> 00:16:54,100
Nice job, you two.

507
00:16:54,170 --> 00:16:55,770
We are nailing it today!

508
00:16:55,840 --> 00:16:57,140
Hey!
We're back.

509
00:16:57,210 --> 00:16:59,003
Pimento's got the earrings,
guests are arriving...

510
00:16:59,010 --> 00:17:01,130
What the hell are you doing?
Sobering these clowns up.

511
00:17:01,180 --> 00:17:02,910
All right,
everyone go get dressed.

512
00:17:02,980 --> 00:17:04,180
You would not believe

513
00:17:04,250 --> 00:17:06,180
the day I've had.
You and me both, sister.

514
00:17:06,250 --> 00:17:08,120
Rosa got drunk,
and then every time

515
00:17:08,190 --> 00:17:10,950
I sent someone in to help her,
she got them drunk too!

516
00:17:11,020 --> 00:17:12,483
It's like she was trying
to tank this thing.

517
00:17:12,490 --> 00:17:14,423
Yeah, well, Pimento called off
the wedding three times

518
00:17:14,430 --> 00:17:15,923
because of the universe.
If I didn't know them

519
00:17:15,930 --> 00:17:19,090
any better, I'd think they
don't even wanna get married.

520
00:17:19,160 --> 00:17:20,630
They don't wanna get married!

521
00:17:24,270 --> 00:17:26,133
You two have no idea what you've
gotten yourselves into do you?

522
00:17:26,140 --> 00:17:27,300
No, right?
Right?

523
00:17:27,370 --> 00:17:29,670
It's their decision,
even if it's a bad one.

524
00:17:29,740 --> 00:17:31,070
They could always get divorced.

525
00:17:31,140 --> 00:17:33,233
People love getting divorced!
My parents got divorced,

526
00:17:33,240 --> 00:17:35,510
and all it did was scar our
family for years and years.

527
00:17:35,580 --> 00:17:37,480
We have to say something.
Yeah.

528
00:17:37,550 --> 00:17:40,080
I suppose I can see
how a balloon arch

529
00:17:40,150 --> 00:17:42,580
might've been a little too much.
Oh, yeah, for sure.

530
00:17:42,650 --> 00:17:43,920
No, you're supposed to say,

531
00:17:43,990 --> 00:17:46,690
"this wedding looks
like garbage."

532
00:17:46,760 --> 00:17:48,190
This wedding looks like garbage.

533
00:17:48,260 --> 00:17:51,490
No, no.
As long as the bride's happy.

534
00:17:51,560 --> 00:17:54,330
Hey there, everyone.
Great wedding so far, right?

535
00:17:54,400 --> 00:17:56,670
Uh, next up,
we're gonna take a quick break,

536
00:17:56,730 --> 00:17:59,600
which happens at every wedding,
but in the meantime,

537
00:17:59,670 --> 00:18:01,100
how about a little
entertainment?

538
00:18:01,170 --> 00:18:02,710
Boyle?
You got your devil sticks?

539
00:18:02,770 --> 00:18:04,910
Always.

540
00:18:04,980 --> 00:18:06,210
Hey, Adrian.
Yeah.

541
00:18:06,280 --> 00:18:07,580
We gotta talk.
Really? Right now?

542
00:18:07,650 --> 00:18:09,580
I'm working on my vows.
Hey!

543
00:18:09,650 --> 00:18:11,450
What rhymes with juicy heinie?

544
00:18:11,520 --> 00:18:12,773
Nothing.
Nothing rhymes with that.

545
00:18:12,780 --> 00:18:15,080
I would cut that line.
But that's all I have.

546
00:18:15,150 --> 00:18:17,190
Forget it.
The thing I wanna say is,

547
00:18:17,250 --> 00:18:19,210
maybe the universe wasn't
telling you stuff today.

548
00:18:19,260 --> 00:18:21,420
Maybe you were telling
yourself something.

549
00:18:21,490 --> 00:18:23,530
Telling myself what?
Yeah, tell himself what?

550
00:18:23,590 --> 00:18:25,623
What are you doing here?
I'm a part of this journey.

551
00:18:25,630 --> 00:18:28,130
Don't you dare
try to cut me out.

552
00:18:28,200 --> 00:18:30,370
Wow, you look beautiful.

553
00:18:30,430 --> 00:18:32,300
Thanks, Amy.

554
00:18:32,370 --> 00:18:34,240
I'm super nervous.

555
00:18:34,310 --> 00:18:36,440
Kinda wish I was still drunk.
Yeah.

556
00:18:36,510 --> 00:18:39,240
About that...
I think we should talk.

557
00:18:39,310 --> 00:18:41,580
Why?
Are you packing a Bellini?

558
00:18:41,650 --> 00:18:43,380
Look, I spent the whole day
denying the fact

559
00:18:43,450 --> 00:18:44,773
that there were signs,
but I was wrong.

560
00:18:44,780 --> 00:18:46,550
They were actually there.
So far, duh.

561
00:18:46,620 --> 00:18:49,380
The fact that you kept
cancelling your own wedding...

562
00:18:49,450 --> 00:18:51,220
That was the real sign.
Whoa!

563
00:18:51,290 --> 00:18:53,390
You took the situation,
and you flippity-flopped it.

564
00:18:53,460 --> 00:18:55,500
I don't think it was
an accident that you got drunk,

565
00:18:55,560 --> 00:18:57,590
or that you got
everyone else drunk.

566
00:18:57,660 --> 00:18:59,553
What? You think I'm trying
to sabotage my own wedding?

567
00:18:59,560 --> 00:19:02,330
I don't know.
Were you?

568
00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:03,600
Maybe I was.

569
00:19:03,670 --> 00:19:06,340
I don't know, something
just doesn't feel right.

570
00:19:06,400 --> 00:19:07,770
Oh, man, I gotta talk to Adrian.

571
00:19:07,840 --> 00:19:09,640
I was my own sign
the whole time?

572
00:19:09,710 --> 00:19:12,270
Wow, that's a real
M. Night Shyamalan twist the...

573
00:19:12,340 --> 00:19:13,610
Oh!
"Signs"!

574
00:19:14,850 --> 00:19:16,403
Wait, do you think
he's behind all of this?

575
00:19:16,410 --> 00:19:17,450
I do not.

576
00:19:17,520 --> 00:19:19,280
I should go talk to Rosa.

577
00:19:19,350 --> 00:19:21,450
Thanks, Jake.

578
00:19:21,520 --> 00:19:23,450
Jake, you done good, kid.

579
00:19:23,520 --> 00:19:26,620
Glad I took you along
for the ride.

580
00:19:26,690 --> 00:19:28,620
Hup, hup, hup, hup, hup!

581
00:19:28,690 --> 00:19:30,190
All right,
give it up for Charles.

582
00:19:30,260 --> 00:19:31,630
Yeah!

583
00:19:31,700 --> 00:19:33,460
No, give it up
for the devil sticks.

584
00:19:33,530 --> 00:19:35,370
They're the real heroes here.
No, they are not.

585
00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:36,693
No one thinks that.
All right, I'm not sure

586
00:19:36,700 --> 00:19:38,630
how much time we have,
but anybody know a joke?

587
00:19:38,700 --> 00:19:40,470
Oh, I do!

588
00:19:40,540 --> 00:19:42,140
Two Jews walk into a...
No! Sit down!

589
00:19:42,210 --> 00:19:44,270
No, definitely not.
Oh!

590
00:19:47,380 --> 00:19:49,680
All right,
we have an announcement to make.

591
00:19:49,750 --> 00:19:51,510
We're not getting married.
Aww!

592
00:19:51,580 --> 00:19:52,843
You can shove those "awws"
up your butts.

593
00:19:52,850 --> 00:19:54,320
Yeah, or I'll come out there,

594
00:19:54,390 --> 00:19:55,520
and I'll do it for ya!

595
00:19:55,590 --> 00:19:56,750
What an interesting event.

596
00:19:56,820 --> 00:19:58,490
I just feel like
we were rushing things.

597
00:19:58,560 --> 00:20:00,220
We love each other,

598
00:20:00,290 --> 00:20:02,223
but we haven't even really
spent that much time together.

599
00:20:02,230 --> 00:20:03,553
We've never even been
on a real date,

600
00:20:03,560 --> 00:20:05,460
so we're gonna start there.

601
00:20:07,700 --> 00:20:09,230
Shut up!

602
00:20:09,300 --> 00:20:10,623
Thank you for the presents.
We're keeping them.

603
00:20:10,630 --> 00:20:12,300
All of them.
Yeah, if you got a problem

604
00:20:12,370 --> 00:20:14,140
with it, come talk to us
in the parking lot.

605
00:20:14,210 --> 00:20:16,240
Also, in just 14 hours
Amy put together

606
00:20:16,310 --> 00:20:18,510
the most amazing
non-wedding wedding in history.

607
00:20:18,580 --> 00:20:20,180
Better than
"sleepless in Seattle."

608
00:20:20,240 --> 00:20:22,140
Nope.
That is also Nora Ephron.

609
00:20:22,210 --> 00:20:23,770
Kill yourself.
Don't take it personally.

610
00:20:23,780 --> 00:20:25,510
Anyway, we can't let all this
go to waste.

611
00:20:25,580 --> 00:20:27,413
Everybody, clear these chairs
out of here, and let's get

612
00:20:27,420 --> 00:20:29,520
this party started.
No, not the chairs!

613
00:20:29,590 --> 00:20:31,620
Don't touch the chairs,
you monsters!

614
00:20:34,790 --> 00:20:37,190
Yeah?
Oh, I just wanted to thank you

615
00:20:37,260 --> 00:20:39,360
for all your help yesterday.
I didn't do much.

616
00:20:39,430 --> 00:20:40,600
It was nothing.

617
00:20:40,660 --> 00:20:42,600
Good day.
What's going on?

618
00:20:42,670 --> 00:20:45,730
I'm just very busy.
Get back to work.

619
00:20:45,800 --> 00:20:47,640
Wait.
What do you have in there?

620
00:20:50,610 --> 00:20:51,610
A balloon arch.

621
00:20:51,680 --> 00:20:53,540
Oh, my god, captain.

622
00:20:53,610 --> 00:20:55,540
She is magnificent.