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My fellow detectives,
ours is not an easy job.
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The hours are long.
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The danger is constant.
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The pay is LOL.
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But today, a glimmer of hope.
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For today... a new
vending machine.
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[applause]
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Behold him in all of his glory.
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So full of strength and promise,
and most importantly,
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sodium, gluten, and fat.
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- Whoo!
- The time has finally come
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to christen the machine.
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- Boyle, the champagne?
- Oh, well, technically
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it's a Hungarian Pezsgo
from the Tarnok Valley.
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For once in your life,
don't ruin it.
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Give him the bottle.
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Thank you.
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I hereby christen
thee Snacky Chan!
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[electricity crackling]
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Whoa!
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Okay, well, at least it
was just the keypad.
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None of the snacks
got messed up.
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Whoa!
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- Go!
- Oh, right!
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Okay, okay.
[fire alarm beeping]
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No!
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It should've been me.
It should've been me!
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Sync & corrections by Rafael UPD
www.addic7ed.com/
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♪ ♪
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[foghorn blaring]
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Our perp's name is Karl Ove.
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My CI said he's selling
counterfeit caviar
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out of a blue stall.
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This place smells
like a squid farted
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inside a whale's butt.
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[sniffs]
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Yes, that is the exact combo
of smells.
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Nicely done.
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Hey, next week is my six-month
anniversary with Amy.
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Should I do something special?
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You know what I like about
our relationship, Jake?
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We don't talk about
our love lives,
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or our families, or anything
that's on our minds.
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It's why you're
my closest friend in the world.
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Yeah, I know,
but I need help on this.
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I asked Boyle
and he was useless.
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Put a baby in her, Jake.
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What are you waiting for?
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So do that then.
Problem solved.
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Look, it's our guy.
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Excuse me, sir,
we're with the NYPD.
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I just need to ask
you a couple of...
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Oh, shrimp!
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I hate that!
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[dramatic music]
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♪ ♪
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[grunts]
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You're under arrest, punk.
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Nobody gets away
from Jake Per... ew!
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Something yucky touched me!
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Ugh, gross, gross, gross!
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Hang on.
What's that?
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What have we here?
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[speaking Swedish]
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What?
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[speaking Swedish]
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I have no idea
what you're saying.
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[speaking Swedish]
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Just as I suspected immediately.
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It's a flawless 39-carat diamond
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that was stolen six weeks ago
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from the Royal Stockholm Museum.
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I've just received word
from Interpol
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that two detectives
are on their way from Sweden
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to pick up the suspect.
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Please make them feel welcome.
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Welcome?
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We're gonna roll out
the fricking red carpet.
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Working a jewel heist
with Interpol?
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This is the best thing
that's ever happened to me!
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- Second best.
- Aww.
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[whispers] First best.
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I was lying to Amy.
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[sighing loudly]
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Do you guys know anyone
who wants some used textbooks?
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I'd love them.
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It's never too late to teach
yourself something new...
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So no one.
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Great.
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Why are you throwing those out?
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Because I'm never gonna
pass this astronomy final,
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so I won't graduate,
so my life is ruined.
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Or we could help you study.
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I did graduate
magna cum laude from Syracuse.
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I know that sounds like a brag.
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And it was!
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Terry killed it in college.
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Plus, I know a thing
or two about astronomy.
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I had 11 straight birthdays
at the planetarium.
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That was also a brag.
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My God, you guys are
such pathetic nerds.
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But maybe that's what I need
right now, pathetic nerds.
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Okay.
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You pathetic nerds can help me.
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Thank you?
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You are so welcome.
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Peralta, Diaz.
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This is Inspector Knausgaard
and Deputy Inspector Carlsson.
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Their flight here
was eight hours.
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It's been a pleasure
talking with you
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about the duration
of your flight.
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Good day.
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Well, there goes
my opening question
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about how long your flight was.
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It was eight hours.
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Yeah, no, I got that.
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I was joking, sorry.
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It must have got lost
in translation.
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No, we understand you perfectly.
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Everyone in Sweden
speaks English.
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We also speak Norwegian,
Dutch, German,
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French, Russian, and Finnish.
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But not Danish.
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That is a garbage language
for garbage people.
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- Yeah.
- Oh, word up.
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Well, I have almost
memorized "Gangnam Style"
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phonetically, so samesies.
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I don't know this word.
"Samesies"?
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From context, I believe it
means "proudly uneducated."
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- Ah.
- So...
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- No.
- Where's our prisoner?
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Being processed.
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But, in the meantime,
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may I offer you some
of the finest cuisine
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in Brooklyn from
my favorite restaurant?
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The food cart outside
the precinct.
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It's really good.
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Hm, none for Soren.
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He's allergic to lactose,
gluten, and tomato ketchup.
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- Oh.
- Also, none for Agneta.
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She and her husband are trying
to have another baby,
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so she can't eat anything
that will alter her cervical pH.
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Oh.
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You guys are real close, huh?
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In Sweden, we believe
for a proper team to function,
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partners must be completely open
with each other.
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Yeah.
We have no secrets.
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Not even our bodies.
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We sauna together all the time.
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Yeah, well,
we are also very close.
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One time, Rosa saw me
in my bathing suit.
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No, I didn't, you told
me to turn around.
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- Yeah.
- Well, uh, since we cannot eat
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your disgusting street food,
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could you please check if
our prisoner has been processed?
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Yeah, we don't mean
to offend, it's just
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this place is filthy and you
both seem unprofessional.
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Unprofessional?
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Well, we were going
to take you to our favorite
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laser tag place, but now,
you're officially uninvited.
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Rosa.
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Ah, Boyle. Just the man
we were looking for.
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Kevin has accepted
a fellowship to teach
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at the Sorbonne
for the next six months.
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Oh, I love Paris.
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At least how it's represented
in the movie "Ratatouille."
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- Uh...
- The rodent chef.
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Ah, yes.
Farfetched.
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Anyway, Kevin and I belong
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to the Park Slope Racquet Club,
where we've established
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a squash doubles dynasty.
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We've taken home the trophy
two years in a row.
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Unfortunately, I'll be flying
to Paris this year
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during the tournament.
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- It's a seven-hour flight.
- [whistles]
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I remember you told me
you played in college.
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Three-time intramural
champion at Sarah Lawrence.
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Would have been four,
but senior year I played Greaseball
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in our school's production
of "Starlight Express."
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Interesting casting.
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In any case, I would be honored
if you would take my place
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so that Raymond
could make it a treble.
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Absolutely!
I would love to do that!
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- Great.
- Formidable.
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Yup!
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That is great.
This is great.
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- This is terrible.
- Why?
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You always said you wanted
more face time with Holt.
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No, not like this.
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Squash brings out
my competitive side.
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Breaking racquets, cursing,
excessive mooning.
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One time, just to
psych a guy out,
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I locked eyes with him
and ate a squash ball.
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That's not possible.
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It's still in me, Terry.
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Look, the point is to have fun.
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So just relax and have fun.
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Right, right, right, yeah.
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It's just a game.
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It's fun.
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There's no need for Holt
to see me unleash the beast.
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[laughs] Okay.
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That's a strange little man.
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Probably telling Captain Holt
how much they like
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- to sauna together.
- Please.
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They think they're so great
just 'cause
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they know
each other's allergies.
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You know what I'm allergic to?
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- Yup. Them.
- Totally.
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And also bees.
You should know that.
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If I got stung by a bee,
I could die.
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Detectives, I've been talking
with the inspectors.
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There's been a development
in the Kottbullediamant case.
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Excellent pronunciation,
Captain.
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Tack. They believe our perp
may have smuggled more
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stolen Swedish diamonds
into Brooklyn.
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Oh, well, thank you for the tip.
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Have a wonderful flight home.
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We will send you the jewels
as soon as we find them.
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They're staying and working
the case with you.
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Ah, fantastic.
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Rosa, could you please fill
my car with a million bees?
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Okay, since the Swedes
are rudely late,
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let's talk anniversary gift.
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Should I get Amy something
caszh like shot glasses,
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or something less caszh,
like golden shot glasses?
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Still don't care.
How about I get a jump
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on our new partners
and search the perp's apartment?
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Right. We'll get some
clues, solve the case,
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make them look like fools.
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They can eat our American dust.
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No, no.
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Soren is probably
allergic to dust.
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Oh, hello!
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Yes, I am allergic to dust.
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Everyone is.
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That's what sneezes are.
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You're what sneezes are.
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Okay.
[clears throat]
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What are you guys doing here?
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Oh, in Sweden,
we call it police work.
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Perhaps you don't
have a word for it?
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- [whispers] I hate you.
- This is our case.
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You can't work it without us.
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Get your weird,
hairless fingers off of it.
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Soren shaves his fingers
for cycling.
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It cuts down on drag.
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Agneta is my biggest fanatic.
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Just as I am a fanatic
of her slam poetry.
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- Would you like to hear some?
- Would I like to?
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- I would hate to!
- Your loss.
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Well, we've already searched
the entire apartment.
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Yeah, well,
now we're gonna search it,
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and find things you all missed,
like this!
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Your own keys?
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Damn straight.
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Bag 'em, Diaz.
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[keys thud]
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Astronomy is full
of interesting facts.
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For instance, here's one that
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Hollywood doesn't
want you to know.
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A parsec is actually
a measure of distance.
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One of the many inaccuracies
in the "Star Wars" universe.
264
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Uh-huh.
And what's "Star Wars"?
265
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Oh, boy.
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Maybe I'm getting ahead
of myself.
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Okay, let's talk planets.
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Jupiter is a gas giant.
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So is Hitchcock.
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How does this help me?
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It also has 67 moons.
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I came up with a fun mnemonic
device to remember them all.
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It goes, "Every
Individual Gets Crayons
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"After Telling His Aggressive
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"Little Mongoose Painter
Called Ernest
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"Some Lies About
Tiny Panda Heads... period...
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"Maybe One Kid Could Take
Her Elephant
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Into California, Except..."
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Where's Gina?
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She told me you called me
a gas giant.
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Well, now you
and I will never hook up.
282
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Uh-oh.
What's this?
283
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A little piece of evidence
that evaded
284
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your bald little hands.
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A shipping manifest
that was shoved
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into the back of a drawer.
287
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Our perp transferred a container
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to a shipyard in Bay Ridge
on October 11th.
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That arrived over a month ago,
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I doubt you'll find
anything in it.
291
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Please, you're just pissed
292
00:09:36,650 --> 00:09:38,818
we cracked the case wide open
and you've got nada.
293
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That's right, I speak Spanish.
294
00:09:40,821 --> 00:09:42,827
Actually, we've got
much more than nada.
295
00:09:42,857 --> 00:09:44,190
Damn it, he speaks Spanish too.
296
00:09:44,191 --> 00:09:47,160
Agneta found an invitation
to a party tonight
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at the home of...
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Alvar Gustavsson.
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The hot blond guy
from "True Blood"?
300
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No, the Swedish millionaire
with ties to organized crime.
301
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- Alvar Gustavsson.
- Yeah.
302
00:09:55,336 --> 00:09:58,137
Oh, that...
Alvar Gooz-hev-vren.
303
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Well, you're welcome to
pursue that dead-end lead
304
00:10:00,140 --> 00:10:02,442
while we got to the shipping
container and find the jewels.
305
00:10:02,443 --> 00:10:04,077
And maybe to celebrate,
Rosa will wear them
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to your dumbass party.
307
00:10:05,613 --> 00:10:07,447
No, they're priceless,
please do not do that.
308
00:10:07,448 --> 00:10:08,715
Yeah, obviously we wouldn't.
309
00:10:08,716 --> 00:10:09,916
We were just being jerks.
310
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See you later, jerks.
311
00:10:11,485 --> 00:10:13,483
- Okay.
- Bye, Jake. Bye, Rosie.
312
00:10:16,090 --> 00:10:18,423
Whoo!
You ready, Boyle?
313
00:10:18,459 --> 00:10:20,093
- Psyched up?
- No, why?
314
00:10:20,094 --> 00:10:21,160
Do I seem psyched?
315
00:10:21,161 --> 00:10:22,328
'Cause I'm definitely not.
316
00:10:22,329 --> 00:10:23,328
I just want to have fun.
317
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And to win.
318
00:10:24,698 --> 00:10:27,066
Hey, if we all have fun
and don't throw any racquets
319
00:10:27,067 --> 00:10:30,169
and don't eat squash balls,
then we're all winners.
320
00:10:30,170 --> 00:10:32,105
- What?
- Nothing. I'll serve.
321
00:10:32,106 --> 00:10:35,108
[upbeat music]
322
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♪ ♪
323
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- Out.
- What?
324
00:10:39,179 --> 00:10:40,546
Are you out of your mind?
325
00:10:40,547 --> 00:10:45,584
That was... fun.
326
00:10:45,619 --> 00:10:47,453
That was a fun call.
327
00:10:47,454 --> 00:10:50,924
You're a real fun guy, fun guy.
328
00:10:50,925 --> 00:10:53,892
This is fun!
This is fun!
329
00:10:56,363 --> 00:10:57,363
Gina!
330
00:10:57,364 --> 00:11:00,433
I know astronomy can seem
a little daunting and scientific,
331
00:11:00,434 --> 00:11:02,168
but I have a friend who I think
332
00:11:02,169 --> 00:11:04,836
can make it pretty interesting.
333
00:11:07,775 --> 00:11:08,841
Who dis?
334
00:11:08,842 --> 00:11:10,610
Hi, Gina,
I'm Neil deGrasse Tyson.
335
00:11:10,611 --> 00:11:11,611
And I care, why?
336
00:11:11,612 --> 00:11:13,378
Director of
the Hayden Planetarium.
337
00:11:13,414 --> 00:11:15,815
One of the world's
leading astrophysicists.
338
00:11:15,816 --> 00:11:17,483
And he's doing me a huge favor.
339
00:11:17,484 --> 00:11:19,918
And how do you know
Terrance, Space Tie?
340
00:11:19,954 --> 00:11:21,120
We're gym buddies.
341
00:11:21,121 --> 00:11:22,989
[grunting]
342
00:11:22,990 --> 00:11:24,824
Damn, Neil deGrasse Tyson!
343
00:11:24,825 --> 00:11:26,326
How are you doing that?
344
00:11:26,327 --> 00:11:27,860
It's physics, Terry.
345
00:11:27,861 --> 00:11:30,063
It's physics.
346
00:11:30,064 --> 00:11:31,264
Gina, look.
347
00:11:31,265 --> 00:11:32,799
Give me two hours.
348
00:11:32,800 --> 00:11:34,467
You'll not only pass your exam,
349
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you'll gain a deeper
appreciation of the universe
350
00:11:37,237 --> 00:11:41,307
through which we journey
on this spaceship Earth.
351
00:11:41,308 --> 00:11:43,276
Spaceship Earth?
Way to go.
352
00:11:43,277 --> 00:11:45,578
You just made Earth lame,
and that is my house.
353
00:11:45,579 --> 00:11:47,580
Gina, why did you want
to take astronomy?
354
00:11:47,581 --> 00:11:49,015
Because I thought
it would be cool,
355
00:11:49,016 --> 00:11:51,818
just me, sitting around
naming moons left and right,
356
00:11:51,819 --> 00:11:54,786
like "Zorp," "Bong," "Dingo."
357
00:11:54,822 --> 00:11:57,256
"Etcetera," that would
be one of the names.
358
00:11:57,257 --> 00:11:58,256
"Etcetera."
359
00:11:58,258 --> 00:12:00,326
She's gonna fail, isn't she?
360
00:12:00,327 --> 00:12:01,924
- Big time.
- Yeah.
361
00:12:01,929 --> 00:12:03,196
According to
the shipping company,
362
00:12:03,197 --> 00:12:06,232
the container that came in
on October 11th is 34G1.
363
00:12:06,233 --> 00:12:07,233
Cool.
364
00:12:07,234 --> 00:12:08,434
Hey, what did you and Marcus do
365
00:12:08,435 --> 00:12:10,003
for your six-month anniversary?
366
00:12:10,004 --> 00:12:11,838
Keeping in mind, that he's
dreamy and romantic
367
00:12:11,839 --> 00:12:13,436
and I only own $50.
368
00:12:13,440 --> 00:12:15,707
- Marcus and I broke up.
- What? When?
369
00:12:15,743 --> 00:12:18,277
- A month ago.
- A month ago?
370
00:12:18,278 --> 00:12:19,678
How do I not know about this?
371
00:12:19,713 --> 00:12:20,713
Because we don't
talk about that crap.
372
00:12:20,714 --> 00:12:21,880
We're not lame like the Swedes.
373
00:12:21,915 --> 00:12:22,949
Right.
374
00:12:22,950 --> 00:12:24,484
Yeah, totally.
375
00:12:24,485 --> 00:12:26,786
If Agneta broke up with her
husband, she'd probably be all,
376
00:12:26,787 --> 00:12:28,488
"Oh, Soren,
I am so heartbroken,"
377
00:12:28,489 --> 00:12:29,622
and he'd be like,
378
00:12:29,623 --> 00:12:31,190
"What can I do to help?
I'm sorry,"
379
00:12:31,191 --> 00:12:33,192
and give her a big old hug
and she'd be all
380
00:12:33,193 --> 00:12:34,394
feeling better like an idiot.
381
00:12:34,395 --> 00:12:35,495
We don't need to do that
382
00:12:35,496 --> 00:12:37,263
because what we do together
is solve crimes.
383
00:12:37,264 --> 00:12:38,464
You know it.
384
00:12:38,465 --> 00:12:39,999
For example...
385
00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:41,367
34G1.
386
00:12:41,368 --> 00:12:43,036
Boom.
387
00:12:43,037 --> 00:12:45,370
We are about to uncover
a butt-load of diamonds.
388
00:12:45,406 --> 00:12:47,039
Exactly.
389
00:12:49,743 --> 00:12:52,578
It's fish!
It's fish, Rosa!
390
00:12:52,579 --> 00:12:53,578
Ugh.
391
00:12:54,403 --> 00:12:56,535
[indistinct chatter]
392
00:12:56,536 --> 00:12:58,170
Swedes.
393
00:12:58,171 --> 00:12:59,572
Oh, hello, Jake.
394
00:12:59,573 --> 00:13:00,873
You missed quite a party.
395
00:13:00,874 --> 00:13:03,075
The blond man from
"True Blood" was there.
396
00:13:03,076 --> 00:13:04,776
- Very cool guy.
- So cool.
397
00:13:04,811 --> 00:13:06,278
Yeah, that's cool.
Hey, this is weird
398
00:13:06,279 --> 00:13:08,380
because I hate you guys,
but can I ask you a question?
399
00:13:08,381 --> 00:13:09,715
If you broke up
with your husband,
400
00:13:09,716 --> 00:13:10,916
would you tell Soren about it?
401
00:13:10,917 --> 00:13:13,486
Are you making a funny
laugh joke right now?
402
00:13:13,487 --> 00:13:14,920
I would insist
he be there for it
403
00:13:14,921 --> 00:13:16,856
so that my husband would
have a shoulder to cry on.
404
00:13:16,857 --> 00:13:19,023
Yeah, several years ago,
Agneta and Lars
405
00:13:19,059 --> 00:13:20,392
were having trouble conceiving.
406
00:13:20,393 --> 00:13:22,695
She didn't even have to ask me
to donate my sperm.
407
00:13:22,696 --> 00:13:25,030
I had it already in
a "Tooperware," ready to go.
408
00:13:25,031 --> 00:13:28,399
Wow, that's...
so gross, yeah.
409
00:13:28,435 --> 00:13:29,735
Can we ask you a question?
410
00:13:29,736 --> 00:13:31,437
- Mm-hm.
- Why do you smell like fish?
411
00:13:31,438 --> 00:13:32,505
Is it hygiene?
412
00:13:32,506 --> 00:13:34,306
No, we spent the night
cutting open
413
00:13:34,307 --> 00:13:37,042
hundreds of dogfish to see
if they had diamonds inside.
414
00:13:37,043 --> 00:13:38,577
- Did they?
- Wouldn't you like to know?
415
00:13:38,578 --> 00:13:40,646
Yeah. It would be pertinent
to the case.
416
00:13:40,647 --> 00:13:41,646
They didn't.
417
00:13:41,648 --> 00:13:43,182
Although, one did have
a battery in it.
418
00:13:43,183 --> 00:13:45,284
What kind of a sicko feeds
a battery to a fish?
419
00:13:45,285 --> 00:13:47,419
Well, while you
were wasting your time,
420
00:13:47,420 --> 00:13:49,288
we set up a meeting
on 14 November
421
00:13:49,289 --> 00:13:51,056
with the man we think
is the buyer.
422
00:13:51,057 --> 00:13:52,491
- Um...
- No, don't worry, Soren.
423
00:13:52,492 --> 00:13:54,894
I rescheduled your cycling
practice for 16 November,
424
00:13:54,895 --> 00:13:56,428
and your dentist
for 19 November.
425
00:13:56,429 --> 00:13:58,630
- You know me so well.
- [giggles]
426
00:14:02,602 --> 00:14:04,603
Ugh.
Those guys suck.
427
00:14:04,604 --> 00:14:05,704
They're so into each other,
they're probably
428
00:14:05,705 --> 00:14:07,907
gonna start holding hands.
429
00:14:07,908 --> 00:14:09,375
Oh, they're actually
holding hands.
430
00:14:09,376 --> 00:14:11,477
Yeah, they are awful, for sure.
431
00:14:11,478 --> 00:14:13,212
All tall and beautiful,
and you don't
432
00:14:13,213 --> 00:14:15,281
want to know what they've got
in their "Tooperware."
433
00:14:15,282 --> 00:14:16,715
But honestly,
I don't know that it's
434
00:14:16,716 --> 00:14:18,183
that bad that they're close.
435
00:14:18,184 --> 00:14:20,452
- Wrong, it's the worst.
- Okay.
436
00:14:20,453 --> 00:14:22,221
Oh, my God, I just figured out
where the diamonds are.
437
00:14:22,222 --> 00:14:23,489
We thought the shipping
container came in
438
00:14:23,490 --> 00:14:25,724
on October 11th,
10/11, but dumb Europeans
439
00:14:25,725 --> 00:14:27,293
write their dates backwards.
440
00:14:27,294 --> 00:14:29,193
We should've been going through
the one from 10 November.
441
00:14:29,229 --> 00:14:30,229
Of course!
442
00:14:30,230 --> 00:14:32,965
Stupid rest of the world,
writing their date all dumb.
443
00:14:32,966 --> 00:14:35,134
- Yeah. Let's go.
- Okay.
444
00:14:35,135 --> 00:14:36,535
Boyle.
445
00:14:36,536 --> 00:14:39,672
Is everything okay, you know,
with your brain?
446
00:14:39,673 --> 00:14:40,839
Yeah.
I'm great.
447
00:14:40,840 --> 00:14:41,941
I'm having a lot of fun.
448
00:14:41,942 --> 00:14:44,710
Yes, I've heard you
say that 162 times.
449
00:14:44,711 --> 00:14:46,545
You do realize, that if
we lose this next match,
450
00:14:46,546 --> 00:14:48,013
we're out of the tournament?
451
00:14:48,014 --> 00:14:49,882
Yes, but the important thing
is we had a good time.
452
00:14:49,883 --> 00:14:53,786
No! The important thing
is that we win the trophy.
453
00:14:53,787 --> 00:14:55,354
Because I promised Kevin
before he left
454
00:14:55,355 --> 00:14:57,256
for Paris that we would do that.
455
00:14:57,257 --> 00:15:00,926
Do you know why
I chose you as my partner?
456
00:15:00,927 --> 00:15:02,828
Because I'm the most
athletic person you know?
457
00:15:02,829 --> 00:15:04,129
No, because of an article I read
458
00:15:04,130 --> 00:15:05,431
in the "Sarah Lawrence Phoenix"
459
00:15:05,432 --> 00:15:10,336
about a young man they called
"squash's unhinged lunatic."
460
00:15:10,337 --> 00:15:11,770
I don't know what
you're talking about.
461
00:15:11,771 --> 00:15:15,908
According to that article,
that lunatic was 27-0.
462
00:15:15,909 --> 00:15:18,644
I need him on my team.
463
00:15:18,645 --> 00:15:23,549
I need you to unleash the beast.
464
00:15:23,550 --> 00:15:26,919
["Wild Side" by Motley Crue]
465
00:15:26,920 --> 00:15:29,722
♪ Take a ride on the wild side ♪
466
00:15:29,723 --> 00:15:30,756
Whoo!
467
00:15:30,757 --> 00:15:32,691
You butternuts ready
to get squashed?
468
00:15:32,692 --> 00:15:34,560
"Huh? What? Duh?"
469
00:15:34,561 --> 00:15:36,662
That's you guys
while I smoke your butts,
470
00:15:36,663 --> 00:15:40,032
because Ray-Ray and the Beast
don't even give a what.
471
00:15:40,033 --> 00:15:41,367
We don't give a what.
472
00:15:41,368 --> 00:15:42,968
Unh-uh.
Whoo!
473
00:15:42,969 --> 00:15:44,203
Let's do this.
474
00:15:44,204 --> 00:15:48,340
♪ ♪
475
00:15:48,341 --> 00:15:50,275
Boo-ya-kah, suckers!
476
00:15:50,276 --> 00:15:53,712
[both grunting]
477
00:15:53,713 --> 00:15:54,712
♪ Wild side ♪
478
00:15:54,714 --> 00:15:56,515
- Yeah!
- Ohh!
479
00:15:56,516 --> 00:15:57,683
What?
480
00:15:57,684 --> 00:15:59,284
You kidding me?
Are you kidding me?
481
00:15:59,285 --> 00:16:00,753
- [grunts]
- Yes!
482
00:16:00,754 --> 00:16:02,054
- Whoo! [slaps]
- Ow!
483
00:16:02,055 --> 00:16:04,456
Way to go!
That's it, baby!
484
00:16:04,457 --> 00:16:06,290
Gina, great news.
485
00:16:06,326 --> 00:16:09,294
Oh, no.
Is Neil deGrasse Tyson here?
486
00:16:09,295 --> 00:16:11,063
He will not stop trying
to friend me.
487
00:16:11,064 --> 00:16:13,132
No, but we think
we figured out how
488
00:16:13,133 --> 00:16:14,432
you're gonna pass your test.
489
00:16:14,467 --> 00:16:16,347
Yeah, we realized
that we were trying to get you
490
00:16:16,369 --> 00:16:18,270
to learn using our methods.
491
00:16:18,271 --> 00:16:21,106
We should've been speaking
your language.
492
00:16:21,107 --> 00:16:22,241
[dance music plays]
493
00:16:22,242 --> 00:16:24,009
The language of...
494
00:16:24,010 --> 00:16:25,577
both: Dance!
495
00:16:25,578 --> 00:16:29,281
13.8 billion years ago,
there was nothing.
496
00:16:29,282 --> 00:16:31,617
And then the big bang!
497
00:16:31,618 --> 00:16:32,885
Yes!
498
00:16:32,886 --> 00:16:35,587
Now, Amy,
back up till you feel the wall.
499
00:16:35,588 --> 00:16:37,756
And, Terry, ditch the shirt.
500
00:16:37,757 --> 00:16:39,425
I'm ready to learn.
501
00:16:39,426 --> 00:16:40,459
♪ ♪
502
00:16:40,460 --> 00:16:43,629
[both panting]
503
00:16:43,630 --> 00:16:46,665
And that's how you calculate
parallax distance.
504
00:16:46,666 --> 00:16:48,901
So you ready for the test?
505
00:16:48,902 --> 00:16:50,002
Oh, I took it this morning.
506
00:16:50,003 --> 00:16:51,470
I passed.
507
00:16:51,471 --> 00:16:52,571
What?
508
00:16:52,572 --> 00:16:54,006
It was nice how much
you guys cared,
509
00:16:54,007 --> 00:16:56,942
so I actually opened up
my textbook for the first time.
510
00:16:56,943 --> 00:16:59,845
Ya'll, astronomy is
kind of interesting.
511
00:16:59,846 --> 00:17:02,381
And I am hella smart.
512
00:17:02,382 --> 00:17:04,783
Then why'd you make us
do that whole dance?
513
00:17:04,784 --> 00:17:06,085
Two reasons:
514
00:17:06,086 --> 00:17:09,088
Uno and dos.
515
00:17:09,089 --> 00:17:10,154
I get that.
516
00:17:10,190 --> 00:17:13,291
One-two, one-two,
one-two, one-two.
517
00:17:17,464 --> 00:17:19,131
Ha-ha!
518
00:17:19,132 --> 00:17:22,334
I guess we are the better team.
519
00:17:22,335 --> 00:17:23,635
Why do people like these things?
520
00:17:23,636 --> 00:17:24,737
They're just shiny rocks.
521
00:17:24,738 --> 00:17:26,672
Yeah, totally.
522
00:17:26,673 --> 00:17:27,673
You should be happier.
523
00:17:27,674 --> 00:17:28,774
We found the jewels, we won.
524
00:17:28,775 --> 00:17:29,775
Yeah, you're right.
525
00:17:29,776 --> 00:17:31,009
We should celebrate.
526
00:17:31,010 --> 00:17:33,011
Why don't we go to a bar
and drink in silence?
527
00:17:33,012 --> 00:17:34,012
Cool.
Sounds good.
528
00:17:34,013 --> 00:17:35,013
No, I was being a bitch.
529
00:17:35,014 --> 00:17:36,180
How did you not pick up on that?
530
00:17:36,216 --> 00:17:37,583
What is your problem, man?
531
00:17:37,584 --> 00:17:39,418
Is this about your stupid
anniversary present?
532
00:17:39,419 --> 00:17:41,754
Yeah, that, and you
not telling me about Marcus.
533
00:17:41,755 --> 00:17:43,121
We're supposed to be friends.
534
00:17:43,156 --> 00:17:45,557
You sound like Soren or Agneta,
whichever the boy one is.
535
00:17:45,558 --> 00:17:46,992
Well, say what
you want about them,
536
00:17:46,993 --> 00:17:48,927
but at least they communicate,
you know?
537
00:17:48,928 --> 00:17:51,463
I've never even heard
your slam poetry, Rosa.
538
00:17:51,464 --> 00:17:52,898
Why do you
all of a sudden care about
539
00:17:52,899 --> 00:17:54,633
every single little detail
of my life?
540
00:17:54,634 --> 00:17:57,436
Because all we talk about
is cop stuff.
541
00:17:57,437 --> 00:17:59,138
All right, and that was fine
when we were 20
542
00:17:59,139 --> 00:18:00,506
because that's all
I cared about.
543
00:18:00,507 --> 00:18:02,741
But we're adults now
and there are other things,
544
00:18:02,742 --> 00:18:04,710
like me and Amy
and you and Marcus,
545
00:18:04,711 --> 00:18:06,378
that friends are
supposed to talk about.
546
00:18:06,379 --> 00:18:08,213
Well, I guess
we're not friends then.
547
00:18:08,214 --> 00:18:09,448
[scoffs] Wow.
548
00:18:09,449 --> 00:18:10,949
All right, I guess we're not.
549
00:18:10,950 --> 00:18:12,317
[truck rumbling]
550
00:18:12,318 --> 00:18:14,553
Oh, uh-oh.
551
00:18:14,554 --> 00:18:15,921
- We're moving.
- Oh, really?
552
00:18:15,922 --> 00:18:18,323
Thank you for sharing that intimate
detail about your life.
553
00:18:18,324 --> 00:18:19,658
- Jake.
- I know, we're screwed.
554
00:18:19,659 --> 00:18:21,259
I was being a bitch again!
555
00:18:24,329 --> 00:18:26,029
All right, I called for backup.
556
00:18:26,030 --> 00:18:27,731
I also texted all of my friends.
557
00:18:27,732 --> 00:18:29,266
You'll notice your phone
didn't buzz.
558
00:18:29,267 --> 00:18:30,601
I think we're in Red Hook.
559
00:18:30,602 --> 00:18:32,936
- We're not on the BQE anymore.
- Nice try, Rosa.
560
00:18:32,937 --> 00:18:34,471
Don't try to kiss up
to me by mentioning
561
00:18:34,472 --> 00:18:36,306
my third-favorite
New York expressway.
562
00:18:36,307 --> 00:18:37,306
Shut up!
563
00:18:37,308 --> 00:18:38,542
We pulled into a parking lot.
564
00:18:38,543 --> 00:18:39,643
Things are about to go down.
565
00:18:39,644 --> 00:18:41,245
Backup won't make it here
in time.
566
00:18:41,246 --> 00:18:44,148
It's just me and you.
567
00:18:44,149 --> 00:18:45,482
I heard two voices in the truck.
568
00:18:45,483 --> 00:18:47,184
There'll be more
if there's a meet-up.
569
00:18:47,185 --> 00:18:49,052
- Go word is "Glurg."
- Copy that.
570
00:18:49,053 --> 00:18:52,042
[suspenseful music]
571
00:18:52,056 --> 00:18:55,492
♪ ♪
572
00:18:55,493 --> 00:18:56,827
Flergen!
573
00:18:56,828 --> 00:18:58,095
Come on, is that you?
574
00:18:58,096 --> 00:19:00,631
I haven't seen you
since Blorgenbergen, man!
575
00:19:00,632 --> 00:19:01,698
Who the hell are you?
576
00:19:01,699 --> 00:19:03,700
Give me a hand, you old dummy.
577
00:19:03,701 --> 00:19:06,069
It's me, Glurg.
578
00:19:06,070 --> 00:19:07,371
NYPD!
Drop it!
579
00:19:07,372 --> 00:19:08,772
Drop it, you're under arrest.
580
00:19:08,773 --> 00:19:11,308
I hope they have saunas
in Swedish prison.
581
00:19:11,309 --> 00:19:12,476
They do, actually.
582
00:19:12,477 --> 00:19:14,010
- They're quite nice.
- Oh.
583
00:19:16,147 --> 00:19:18,048
Kevin, there's something
we'd like to show you.
584
00:19:18,049 --> 00:19:19,216
Ta-da!
585
00:19:19,217 --> 00:19:21,785
Ah, magnifique.
The treble is ours.
586
00:19:21,786 --> 00:19:23,687
I look forward to getting
number four next year.
587
00:19:23,688 --> 00:19:25,589
Actually,
we've been banned for life
588
00:19:25,590 --> 00:19:26,890
from all future tournaments.
589
00:19:26,891 --> 00:19:27,958
Oh, no.
What happened?
590
00:19:27,959 --> 00:19:29,193
My fault, Kevin.
591
00:19:29,194 --> 00:19:31,628
I snapped the second-place
trophy over my knee
592
00:19:31,629 --> 00:19:32,896
and threw it in a urinal.
593
00:19:32,897 --> 00:19:34,665
- Oh, my.
- Yeah.
594
00:19:34,666 --> 00:19:37,768
But the important
thing is, we had fun.
595
00:19:37,769 --> 00:19:39,102
Yeah.
596
00:19:39,103 --> 00:19:41,471
So we'll be taking the jewels
back to Sweden tomorrow.
597
00:19:41,472 --> 00:19:43,540
Yeah. Guess you were
wrong about us, huh?
598
00:19:43,541 --> 00:19:44,808
Bet you feel pretty stupid.
599
00:19:44,809 --> 00:19:46,043
Actually, when you're wrong,
600
00:19:46,044 --> 00:19:47,578
that means you've
learned something.
601
00:19:47,579 --> 00:19:50,280
And any opportunity
for learning is good.
602
00:19:50,281 --> 00:19:52,049
Ugh.
You are the absolute worst.
603
00:19:52,050 --> 00:19:53,517
I hope you die in a fjord.
604
00:19:53,518 --> 00:19:55,118
No, no, we are
trying to say we are happy
605
00:19:55,119 --> 00:19:56,787
- to have worked with you.
- Yeah, I know.
606
00:19:56,788 --> 00:19:58,922
That is an infuriating attitude.
607
00:19:58,923 --> 00:20:00,324
Yeah, I second the fjord thing.
608
00:20:00,325 --> 00:20:02,125
[speaking Swedish]
609
00:20:02,126 --> 00:20:06,530
Bye, Jake.
Bye, Rosie.
610
00:20:06,531 --> 00:20:08,265
It's just how they walk around,
I guess.
611
00:20:08,266 --> 00:20:09,700
Get your hands
off each other, weirdos.
612
00:20:09,701 --> 00:20:10,934
God.
613
00:20:10,935 --> 00:20:12,936
Well...
[sighs]
614
00:20:12,937 --> 00:20:14,104
Nice job today.
615
00:20:14,105 --> 00:20:15,672
I guess we didn't have
to know each other
616
00:20:15,673 --> 00:20:17,341
to have each other's backs.
617
00:20:17,342 --> 00:20:19,176
So drink in silence?
618
00:20:19,177 --> 00:20:20,477
This sucks.
619
00:20:20,478 --> 00:20:22,379
We solved the case and told
the Swedes how to die.
620
00:20:22,380 --> 00:20:24,581
I should be happy,
but I can tell you're bummed,
621
00:20:24,582 --> 00:20:27,251
and that's not cool
'cause we are friends.
622
00:20:27,252 --> 00:20:29,653
- Really?
- Yes.
623
00:20:29,654 --> 00:20:30,988
And I thought of what
you should do
624
00:20:30,989 --> 00:20:32,389
with Amy for your anniversary.
625
00:20:32,390 --> 00:20:33,490
Oh, thank God.
626
00:20:33,491 --> 00:20:34,591
I got her a boogie board.
627
00:20:34,592 --> 00:20:36,627
It has an iguana
playing electric guitar on it.
628
00:20:36,628 --> 00:20:38,061
She's gonna hate it.
629
00:20:38,062 --> 00:20:40,831
New York Public Library
lets VIPs stay there overnight.
630
00:20:40,832 --> 00:20:42,766
Ooh, that's perfect.
631
00:20:42,767 --> 00:20:45,035
But wait, how do I become
a library VIP?
632
00:20:45,036 --> 00:20:46,770
I forgot to return "Superfudge"
in the fourth grade,
633
00:20:46,771 --> 00:20:48,572
and I've been scared
to go back ever since.
634
00:20:48,573 --> 00:20:52,142
Don't worry about it.
I can hook you up.
635
00:20:52,143 --> 00:20:53,310
My new boyfriend works there.
636
00:20:53,311 --> 00:20:55,145
[gasps] You shared!
637
00:20:55,146 --> 00:20:56,480
What's his name?
No, wait.
638
00:20:56,481 --> 00:20:59,283
- I don't want to push too hard.
- No, it's cool.
639
00:20:59,284 --> 00:21:01,952
I want to tell you his name.
640
00:21:01,953 --> 00:21:04,721
Oh, okay, just gonna
take a quick drink break.
641
00:21:04,722 --> 00:21:05,722
Here comes the name.
642
00:21:05,723 --> 00:21:07,758
Nope.
Uno mas.
643
00:21:07,759 --> 00:21:09,493
All righty.
644
00:21:09,494 --> 00:21:10,627
Good Lord.
645
00:21:10,628 --> 00:21:12,429
Putting them away.
646
00:21:12,430 --> 00:21:14,230
I have to imagine these belong
to someone else.
647
00:21:14,265 --> 00:21:15,265
It's fine.
648
00:21:15,266 --> 00:21:18,635
Yeah.
649
00:21:18,636 --> 00:21:20,871
- It's Tom.
- [gasps] I love it!
650
00:21:20,872 --> 00:21:24,859
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