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- Ladies and gentlemen,
prepare to start clapping,
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'cause I just made
a major drug bust.
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Talking about four kilos
of cocaine,
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$200,000 cash,
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and my new partner, a tarantula.
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I call him Jake Jr.,
AKA Spidey Klum,
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AKA Mrs. Doubtspider,
AKA Joe Spiden,
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AKA Tarantula Basset,
AKA Spi-dermot Mulrooney.
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- AKA Tarantulina Jolie.
- What?
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No, Charles,
have you seen this spider?
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That's a terrible name.
- Sorry.
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- Why do you have that thing?
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- Because they were gonna
throw him away,
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but I couldn't do that
to my furry little... ah!
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He's actually
really scary up close.
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- It's horrifying
from everywhere.
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Terry hates creepy crawlers.
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- Seriously, I'm not going
to your apartment
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if that thing is there.
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- All right, fine,
then he'll just live here
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and help me solve crimes.
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Get used to him, everyone,
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'cause me and this spider
are partners for life.
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He's gone.
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I left the cage unlocked,
and he's gone.
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- Somebody find him!
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- Stay off the ground!
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- I'm good.
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- I'm out of here.
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- He couldn't have gone far...
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unless he can fly.
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Can tarantulas fly?
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- Jake, you better
find that spider.
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And I'm not coming back here
until you do.
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- Uh, sarge, I think I found it.
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- [gasps]
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- Why are you
looking at me like that?
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- Oh, no.
- Oh, my gosh.
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- It's on my head!
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[screams]
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[upbeat music]
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♪ ♪
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- A whole hour until we testify.
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Hey, donut holes.
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Don't mind if I do.
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Ugh!
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Fish?
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Fish donuts, Boyle?
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What is wrong with you?
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- It's takoyaki.
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I'm drowning my sorrows
in octopus balls.
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I've been online dating;
it's a total disaster.
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I've only had one match,
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and it was a pretty obvious
catfish situation.
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- My name Yennifer.
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You give me social security?
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- Oh, Yennifer...
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- Now, I see that
as a positive story.
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Out of all the identities
he could have stolen,
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he chose yours,
and you want to know why?
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- Because I posted
my annual income?
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- Because you posted
your annual income, you moron.
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- Excuse me, is that takoyaki?
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- Yeah, from Senka,
right down the street.
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- Oh, I love that place.
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The chef lets me take
octopus hearts home for my dogs.
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- Oh, lucky!
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How many dogs do you have?
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- Oh, too many.
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Three.
- That's how many I have.
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- Oh.
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- All right, wait,
quick question.
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How do you keep them
off the bed?
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- I gave up.
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I sleep on the floor.
- Me too.
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Both: It's better for your back.
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[laughter]
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- Wow.
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- Well, nice meeting you.
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- What are you doing?
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She's walking away.
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- I got nervous.
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She eats octopus balls,
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and she sleeps on the floor.
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She's the perfect woman.
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- Oh, my God.
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Sorry, I was aiming
at somebody else,
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but now that I have
your attention, Charles?
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- He was aiming
at a terrible cwim... criminal,
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he probably saved the world.
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Do you want to
have tak-takoyaki at the...
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Um, on the bench over there?
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- Sure, I was hoping you'd ask.
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- My work here is done.
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Ugh, still fish.
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Oh, God.
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- Santiago, thank you
for coming in.
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It's no secret the NYPD
has an image problem.
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- Yeah, when I told
my garbage man I was a cop,
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he said, "Gross."
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He had someone else's
Band-Aid stuck to him.
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- Police approval ratings
are... pardon my language...
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In the commode.
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All the headlines
are about the bad cops,
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but there are good cops too,
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and I want to put up posters
that showcase some of our best.
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I'd like you to be
on the first one.
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- Shut up, Ray.
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I mean, interesting, Captain.
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I'll think about it.
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- Wow, this is a bad idea.
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First off, Amy has
an epic lack of swagger.
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- Uh, I'll have you know
I have swagger.
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I ooze swagger.
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- Right.
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More importantly,
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putting up a bunch of photos
of smiling cops
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isn't gonna change
how people feel about us.
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- I think this campaign
is very promising.
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Santiago, what's your take?
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- Oh, right, let's hear
an unbiased opinion
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from your straight-up Swimfan.
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- [scoffs]
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I think it's a great idea, sir.
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- Well, you can count me out.
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I will not pose
for your posters.
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- I didn't ask you,
and you're not a police officer.
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- Yeah, I'm out.
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- Sarge, permission to arrest
Hitchcock and Scully.
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- I told you before,
it's not harassment
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unless you can
prove intent to fart.
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- No, it's not that.
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They robbed me.
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They ate my moose tracks
ice cream.
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- [laughs]
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That's funny.
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I wouldn't think
you like moose tracks.
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- My boyfriend Marcus
introduced me to it.
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- [laughs]
- What?
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It is a delicious treat
for all ages.
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- Damn, Rosa, okay.
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Look, I think they've been
skimming people's desserts
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for weeks,
but I can never prove it.
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Did you see them
take your ice cream?
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- No, but Hitchcock has
fudge stains all over his chest.
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- He's always got fudge stains
all over his chest.
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- Ugh.
- They'll deny everything.
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We need hard proof.
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- So let's get it.
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Step one: put a delicious
pie in the fridge
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and cover it with poison.
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- That's step one?
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What's step two?
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- Tell their widows
they were thieves.
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- Hey, where'd she go?
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You guys were hitting it off.
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I half expected to see you
sitting in her lap by now.
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- She is amazing.
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Her palate is wide and deep.
- Gross.
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- And at one point
when she wasn't looking,
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I snuck a whiff of her hair.
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- Of course you did.
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- She uses one of my
top three shampoos:
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Tahitian Coconut, extra lather.
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- Sounds good, Boyle.
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Did you get her number?
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- Oh, we lost track of time.
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She had to go back into court.
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When she's done,
I'm gonna ask her out.
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- Oh, okay, okay.
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So what's the plan?
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- Going straight from here
to the spa.
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Couples massage.
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- Okay, seems a little intense,
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but given how your
other weirdness lined up,
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I say go for it.
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Oh, here she comes.
- Oh, okay.
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How do I look?
- You look great.
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I've got a good
feeling about this.
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- Genevieve, I know we just met,
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and I don't want
to be too forward...
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- Charles.
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- But sometimes you just get
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a feeling about a person....
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- Charles.
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- And I've got
that feeling about you.
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I like you...
- Charles, look down.
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- I think tonight we...
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Oh, shoot.
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- They just gave me
ten years in prison.
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- She didn't say no.
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- Hey, buddy.
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Got you some of those
fish donuts you like so much
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to cheer you up.
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Although, full disclosure,
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I couldn't find
where they sold them,
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so that's just
a chocolate éclair
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with lox on it.
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- Oh, thanks, Jake,
but I don't need cheering up.
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You can eat it yourself.
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- Nope.
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So what, you're not upset
about falling hard
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for a lady who was
immediately thrown in jail?
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- No, because she's
not actually guilty.
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They say she robbed
her own art gallery
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for the insurance money,
but that makes no sense.
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She would have made more
if the art had sold.
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This piece,
"Breastfeeding Knight,"
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was worth twice what she got
from the insurance company.
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- Wow, look at that.
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Not to sound
overly intellectual,
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but dem knight boobies is crazy.
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[laughs]
I get art.
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- Also, I talked to
Genevieve's lawyer.
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He's a total disaster.
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I have a couple questions about
a beautiful client of yours,
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Genevieve Mirren-Carter.
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- She got hit by a tow truck
and sued the driver?
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- No, she was accused
of insurance fraud.
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- Oh, good, because I blew
that tow truck case.
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Straight-up forgot
to go to court.
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- Well, they found one of the
stolen paintings at her house.
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- But she said she didn't
know how it ended up there.
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She's being set up.
- Framed.
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Art joke.
Continue.
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- My hunch is that it's
a jealous ex-lover.
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A girl like that, three dogs,
makes her own turkey stock,
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that's the kind of woman
you don't get over.
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Look, I know you think
my judgment's clouded
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because I like her
a little bit...
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- You doodled your
wedding invitation.
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- No, that's our
joint tombstone.
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- My mistake.
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- But as a cop, I really don't
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think that she did it.
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Something is off about the case.
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- Okay, Boyle.
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I trust your gut.
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Let's go free an innocent woman.
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- Nice!
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My dreams are coming true.
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You and me getting
my lady off together.
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- I mean, you know
how that sounds, right?
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- Look strong but fair.
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But approachable.
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But professional.
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And fun.
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But not too fun.
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This is your job.
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Can you handle all that?
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- Sir, "fun but not too fun"
was my campaign slogan
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when I ran for prom queen.
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- Did you win?
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- No.
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- Ames?
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I want to say you look great.
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- Thank you.
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- You didn't let me finish.
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Dot, dot, dot,
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for you.
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Great news is,
it doesn't matter,
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because this campaign,
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like three out of five
Backstreet Boys,
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is inconsequential.
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- That's enough, Gina.
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- All I'm saying as a...
If not the...
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Voice of the streets is,
this tisn't gonna work.
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- And all I'm saying as a...
If not the...
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Boss here is,
if you're not gonna support me,
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you can leave.
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- Fine.
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I will leave.
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I'm gonna go get
a mani-pedi,
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and I'm gonna do some
serious subtweeting,
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so you might want to
276
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[whispering]
keep off the net.
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- Diaz.
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Look what I found
279
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in Hitchcock and Scully's
trash can:
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ice cream spoon.
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- Son of a bitch.
282
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You hungry, hungry hippos
ate my ice cream.
283
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Why was this in your trash?
284
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- And who throws away a spoon?
285
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It's the easiest
utensil to clean.
286
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- I don't even think
it's ice cream.
287
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It's probably medicine.
288
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You know, I'm on
lots of medicines, Rosa.
289
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I'm sick all over.
290
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- This is ice cream,
and I'm gonna prove it.
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- Sarge, no.
292
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It's been in their mouths.
293
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- What am I doing?
294
00:09:02,909 --> 00:09:04,209
- Well, I guess
your little investigation
295
00:09:04,211 --> 00:09:05,476
has hit a dead end.
296
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- I'll be back.
297
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Don't move.
298
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- Not a problem.
299
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I hate moving.
300
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- Let it go.
301
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Let it go.
302
00:09:18,225 --> 00:09:20,542
- Interesting.
303
00:09:20,543 --> 00:09:22,860
Yeah, something definitely
doesn't add up.
304
00:09:22,863 --> 00:09:25,897
Did you know there's
a sausage you can drink?
305
00:09:25,899 --> 00:09:27,048
- What?
306
00:09:27,049 --> 00:09:28,198
Are you even talking
about the case?
307
00:09:28,201 --> 00:09:29,467
- We got distracted.
308
00:09:29,469 --> 00:09:30,535
She has an amazing tongue.
309
00:09:30,537 --> 00:09:33,004
Strong, supple,
great bud density.
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00:09:33,006 --> 00:09:34,472
- Okay, I'm gonna
take over the questioning.
311
00:09:34,474 --> 00:09:35,874
- Yeah, I'm too close to this.
312
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- Disgusting eating habits.
313
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Hi, Genevieve.
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I'm just gonna ask you
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a couple of questions now,
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and Detective Boyle
will just sit there
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and keep waving at you, I guess.
318
00:09:43,650 --> 00:09:45,105
Now then, is there anybody
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00:09:45,106 --> 00:09:46,561
you can think of
besides yourself
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that has access
to the gallery after hours?
321
00:09:48,021 --> 00:09:49,888
- No, just me, and the vault is
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only accessible
through fingerprint ID.
323
00:09:51,658 --> 00:09:53,524
Does Charles have a girlfriend?
324
00:09:53,526 --> 00:09:54,525
- I just saw her mouth my name.
325
00:09:54,527 --> 00:09:55,627
What did she say?
326
00:09:55,629 --> 00:09:56,961
Is she asking
if I'm circumcised?
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00:09:56,963 --> 00:09:57,996
- What?
No.
328
00:09:57,998 --> 00:09:58,997
Who asks that?
329
00:09:58,999 --> 00:10:00,665
Stop interrupting.
330
00:10:00,667 --> 00:10:01,666
Sorry about that.
331
00:10:01,668 --> 00:10:02,667
Okay, next question.
332
00:10:02,669 --> 00:10:04,247
Can you think of anyone
333
00:10:04,248 --> 00:10:05,826
that might be
trying to set you up?
334
00:10:05,827 --> 00:10:07,405
Maybe an employee
or a rival of some kind?
335
00:10:07,407 --> 00:10:09,140
- Maybe my ex-boyfriend Nick.
336
00:10:09,142 --> 00:10:11,009
He's an artist, a terrible one.
337
00:10:11,011 --> 00:10:13,044
He was always in debt
and begging for money.
338
00:10:13,046 --> 00:10:14,245
That's why we broke up.
339
00:10:14,247 --> 00:10:15,680
Maybe he's resentful.
340
00:10:15,682 --> 00:10:16,948
- Dirtbag ex.
341
00:10:16,950 --> 00:10:18,216
- Oh, that was
my theory, remember?
342
00:10:18,218 --> 00:10:19,295
Tell her it was my theory.
343
00:10:19,296 --> 00:10:20,373
- Okay.
- Wait, give me a second.
344
00:10:20,374 --> 00:10:21,451
I want to look smart
when you say it.
345
00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:22,587
- Okay.
346
00:10:22,589 --> 00:10:24,289
Uh, hey, Genevieve,
347
00:10:24,290 --> 00:10:25,990
Detective Boyle wanted me
to let you know
348
00:10:25,991 --> 00:10:27,691
that he, a college graduate,
had a similar theory
349
00:10:27,694 --> 00:10:29,394
that it could have been
an ex-boyfriend.
350
00:10:29,396 --> 00:10:30,428
- Wow.
351
00:10:30,430 --> 00:10:31,562
He is so smart.
352
00:10:31,564 --> 00:10:32,997
- Wow, it actually worked.
353
00:10:32,999 --> 00:10:34,399
I've got to
hand it to you, buddy
354
00:10:34,401 --> 00:10:35,934
whatever you're putting down,
she is picking up.
355
00:10:35,936 --> 00:10:37,502
- Oh, good.
356
00:10:37,503 --> 00:10:39,069
Oh, one more thing.
- Boyle has another question.
357
00:10:39,072 --> 00:10:40,371
- Tell her
when this is all over,
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00:10:40,373 --> 00:10:41,673
I'm gonna rub her body in pâté,
359
00:10:41,675 --> 00:10:43,174
and then rub it off her
with a cornichon.
360
00:10:43,176 --> 00:10:44,242
- I'm just gonna
give the phone back.
361
00:10:44,244 --> 00:10:45,643
- Okay.
362
00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:46,925
Hi.
363
00:10:49,182 --> 00:10:51,015
Guard got nauseous,
so we had to stop.
364
00:10:51,017 --> 00:10:52,216
- Hmm, that's weird.
365
00:10:52,218 --> 00:10:53,351
Do you think it's because
you're the two
366
00:10:53,353 --> 00:10:54,419
most disgusting people
in the universe?
367
00:10:54,421 --> 00:10:56,154
- Could be.
- Yeah, check this out.
368
00:10:56,156 --> 00:10:57,989
Remember the ex-boyfriend
that she mentioned, Nick?
369
00:10:57,991 --> 00:10:59,390
- Call him Mr. Butthead.
370
00:10:59,392 --> 00:11:01,492
- Okay, well,
apparently Mr. Butthead
371
00:11:01,493 --> 00:11:03,593
just bought a brand-new gallery
in Dumbo to showcase his art,
372
00:11:03,596 --> 00:11:05,129
which is weird,
because Genevieve said
373
00:11:05,131 --> 00:11:06,531
he was always in debt.
374
00:11:06,533 --> 00:11:09,701
Looks like somebody just
came into a ton of money.
375
00:11:09,703 --> 00:11:11,235
- Oh, and you think
she's gonna want to
376
00:11:11,237 --> 00:11:13,071
get back together with him
now that he's rich.
377
00:11:13,073 --> 00:11:14,572
Damn it!
- No, Boyle.
378
00:11:14,574 --> 00:11:16,674
He probably got the cash
from selling the stolen art.
379
00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:18,009
Your hunch was right.
380
00:11:18,011 --> 00:11:19,310
- Yeah, it was.
381
00:11:19,312 --> 00:11:22,513
♪ My hunch, my hunch,
my lovely case-y hunch ♪
382
00:11:22,515 --> 00:11:23,614
Come on, Jake, sing with me.
383
00:11:23,616 --> 00:11:24,615
- That's not gonna happen.
384
00:11:24,617 --> 00:11:26,000
I will literally never...
385
00:11:26,001 --> 00:11:27,384
♪ Whatcha gonna do
with all that hunch ♪
386
00:11:27,387 --> 00:11:29,220
♪ All that hunch
inside your brain ♪
387
00:11:29,222 --> 00:11:30,688
both: ♪ We're gonna solve,
solve, solve this case ♪
388
00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:33,691
♪ Solve this case
right in your face ♪
389
00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:35,259
- We should probably
leave this prison.
390
00:11:35,261 --> 00:11:36,541
- Yep.
391
00:11:39,132 --> 00:11:40,431
- Okay, here's my cover.
392
00:11:40,433 --> 00:11:42,266
My name is Sherwin LeMonde,
393
00:11:42,268 --> 00:11:44,569
sculptor, painter,
full-time barista.
394
00:11:44,571 --> 00:11:47,739
But once I sell my first piece,
part-time barista.
395
00:11:47,741 --> 00:11:48,740
- Oh, nice.
396
00:11:48,742 --> 00:11:51,409
I'm Donald Hoberman-Seitz.
397
00:11:51,411 --> 00:11:53,011
I wear glasses.
398
00:11:53,013 --> 00:11:54,796
- Is that all you got?
399
00:11:54,797 --> 00:11:56,580
- Sorry, I spent
the cab ride here imagining
400
00:11:56,583 --> 00:11:58,049
me and Genevieve kissing.
401
00:11:58,051 --> 00:11:59,717
- Okay, just let me
do the talking.
402
00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:00,718
- Wine?
403
00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:02,420
- Yes, thank you so much.
404
00:12:02,422 --> 00:12:03,755
Oh, wow, I love your outfit.
405
00:12:03,757 --> 00:12:05,189
I'm an artist,
so I get that it's
406
00:12:05,191 --> 00:12:06,557
more than just tight.
407
00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:08,459
- Nick likes to
coat women in latex.
408
00:12:08,461 --> 00:12:10,762
He's fascinated by the idea
of the human chrysalis
409
00:12:10,764 --> 00:12:12,196
in society's pupation.
410
00:12:12,198 --> 00:12:13,197
- Hmm, cool.
411
00:12:13,199 --> 00:12:14,599
Human chrysalis and whatnot.
412
00:12:14,601 --> 00:12:16,667
- Yeah, whatnot.
413
00:12:16,669 --> 00:12:17,668
It's a whatnot.
414
00:12:17,670 --> 00:12:19,804
- Yeah, yeah.
415
00:12:19,806 --> 00:12:21,439
I have no idea
what a chrysalis is,
416
00:12:21,441 --> 00:12:22,440
but serious question:
417
00:12:22,442 --> 00:12:23,441
if she farts in that thing,
418
00:12:23,443 --> 00:12:24,642
does it blow up like a balloon?
419
00:12:24,644 --> 00:12:25,710
- You have to assume
that it would.
420
00:12:25,712 --> 00:12:26,711
- You have to, right?
421
00:12:26,713 --> 00:12:27,779
- Yeah.
- Art is so intense.
422
00:12:27,781 --> 00:12:29,313
- It really is.
423
00:12:29,315 --> 00:12:30,715
Look, there's Nick.
424
00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:35,086
- Hey, man.
- Hey.
425
00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:36,154
- Is this your work?
- Yes.
426
00:12:36,156 --> 00:12:37,722
- It's good.
427
00:12:37,723 --> 00:12:39,289
I haven't talked to anyone here,
but it almost seems like
428
00:12:39,292 --> 00:12:40,825
you're going for
a human chrysalis thing.
429
00:12:40,827 --> 00:12:42,360
- I'm glad you like it.
430
00:12:42,362 --> 00:12:45,096
I wish I could take credit,
but this is society.
431
00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:46,431
I'm just holding up the mirror.
432
00:12:46,433 --> 00:12:48,599
- Hmm?
433
00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:50,134
Wow.
434
00:12:50,136 --> 00:12:51,469
You meant that literally.
435
00:12:51,471 --> 00:12:52,703
Very cool.
436
00:12:52,705 --> 00:12:55,206
Anyhow, I'm a fellow artist
named Sherwin.
437
00:12:55,208 --> 00:12:56,808
- I'm Donald Hoberman-Seitz.
438
00:12:56,810 --> 00:12:58,543
I wear glasses.
439
00:12:58,545 --> 00:12:59,544
- So anyway, I was wondering.
440
00:12:59,546 --> 00:13:00,545
How'd you get your own gallery?
441
00:13:00,547 --> 00:13:01,646
It must be really expensive.
442
00:13:01,648 --> 00:13:03,314
- Art's not about
the money, man.
443
00:13:03,316 --> 00:13:04,348
- Totally.
444
00:13:04,350 --> 00:13:07,085
It's more about
the other things.
445
00:13:07,087 --> 00:13:08,319
- Right on.
446
00:13:08,321 --> 00:13:10,855
- This painting is called
"Genevieve 416."
447
00:13:10,857 --> 00:13:11,856
What's that all about?
448
00:13:11,858 --> 00:13:13,391
- Well, April 16th was the day
449
00:13:13,393 --> 00:13:16,094
my ex, Genevieve, and I
covered ourselves with paint
450
00:13:16,096 --> 00:13:18,229
and made love on that canvas
for 24 hours straight.
451
00:13:18,231 --> 00:13:19,564
- That's pretty pathetic, dude.
452
00:13:19,566 --> 00:13:21,632
You seem pretty obsessed
with Genevieve, huh?
453
00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:22,867
- Excuse me?
- Donald.
454
00:13:22,869 --> 00:13:25,103
- I bet it really hurt
when she dumped you.
455
00:13:25,105 --> 00:13:26,604
- What?
- Donald, your glasses.
456
00:13:26,606 --> 00:13:28,372
- Where were you July 21st,
Mr. Butthead?
457
00:13:28,374 --> 00:13:29,373
- Uh...
458
00:13:29,375 --> 00:13:30,842
[mocking]
- Uh, duh, uh...
459
00:13:30,844 --> 00:13:32,844
you were robbing
Genevieve's gallery.
460
00:13:32,846 --> 00:13:33,878
You framed her,
461
00:13:33,880 --> 00:13:35,513
and I should
arrest you right now.
462
00:13:35,515 --> 00:13:36,614
- What are you, cops?
- What?
463
00:13:36,616 --> 00:13:38,516
No, we're artists.
464
00:13:38,518 --> 00:13:40,485
And as artists,
we question everything,
465
00:13:40,487 --> 00:13:43,187
including certain people's
whereabouts on particular dates.
466
00:13:43,189 --> 00:13:44,188
- Get out of here.
467
00:13:44,190 --> 00:13:45,556
- Fine, but we're taking this,
468
00:13:45,558 --> 00:13:47,125
because you don't
deserve that memory.
469
00:13:47,127 --> 00:13:48,526
- That painting is $95,000.
470
00:13:48,528 --> 00:13:49,527
- I don't want it anyway.
471
00:13:49,529 --> 00:13:51,696
Your penis was on it.
472
00:13:51,698 --> 00:13:52,697
- Sorry about that.
473
00:13:52,699 --> 00:13:54,365
Donald is...
474
00:13:54,367 --> 00:13:55,433
sucks.
475
00:13:57,370 --> 00:13:58,836
- Hey, you dum-dums.
476
00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:00,271
Ice cream.
477
00:14:00,273 --> 00:14:02,540
Moose tracks ice cream.
478
00:14:02,542 --> 00:14:03,808
- How do you know?
479
00:14:03,810 --> 00:14:05,776
- Yep, it's
definitely ice cream.
480
00:14:05,778 --> 00:14:08,329
- Knew it!
- They're going down.
481
00:14:08,330 --> 00:14:10,881
- Also, whoever used this spoon,
their body ain't right.
482
00:14:10,884 --> 00:14:12,483
- Okay, let's say
it is ice cream.
483
00:14:12,485 --> 00:14:14,585
But I didn't eat it;
I couldn't have.
484
00:14:14,587 --> 00:14:15,853
I'm lactose intolerant.
485
00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:17,155
- Me too.
486
00:14:17,157 --> 00:14:19,157
I'm super lactose intolerant.
487
00:14:19,159 --> 00:14:20,158
- You're lying.
488
00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:21,592
- Have you ever
seen us eat dairy?
489
00:14:21,594 --> 00:14:23,928
- You know no one can bear
to watch you eat.
490
00:14:23,930 --> 00:14:25,363
- Check.
491
00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:26,864
- And...
492
00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:28,366
check.
493
00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:29,901
- No, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no.
494
00:14:29,903 --> 00:14:31,669
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
495
00:14:31,671 --> 00:14:33,404
- I got to say, Boyle.
496
00:14:33,406 --> 00:14:34,805
Nick was pretty defensive.
497
00:14:34,807 --> 00:14:36,941
- Yeah, and he's
a terrible artist.
498
00:14:36,943 --> 00:14:38,876
All he does is
have sex on canvases.
499
00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:41,712
Any fourth grader could do that.
500
00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:43,848
- But...
501
00:14:43,850 --> 00:14:44,849
they shouldn't.
502
00:14:44,851 --> 00:14:45,816
- No.
503
00:14:45,818 --> 00:14:47,818
- Hey, Nick doesn't like cops,
504
00:14:47,820 --> 00:14:49,253
but he didn't do anything wrong.
505
00:14:49,255 --> 00:14:50,454
- And how would you know?
506
00:14:50,456 --> 00:14:52,290
- I'm his assistant, Dvora.
507
00:14:52,292 --> 00:14:53,591
He would never set up Genevieve.
508
00:14:53,593 --> 00:14:54,825
He's still in love with her.
509
00:14:54,827 --> 00:14:56,928
He keeps boxes of
her old stuff lying around.
510
00:14:56,930 --> 00:14:59,263
- Ooh, can we look at,
smell, and handle them?
511
00:14:59,265 --> 00:15:00,598
I mean, you know,
for the investigation.
512
00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:01,899
We're cops.
513
00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:03,334
- Please, take the boxes.
514
00:15:03,336 --> 00:15:04,335
I want them out of here.
515
00:15:04,337 --> 00:15:05,670
- Oh, okay, great.
516
00:15:05,672 --> 00:15:06,804
You wouldn't happen
to know where he was
517
00:15:06,806 --> 00:15:07,939
on July 21st, would you?
518
00:15:07,941 --> 00:15:09,758
- Actually, I would.
519
00:15:09,759 --> 00:15:11,576
He did a performance art piece
that entire month.
520
00:15:11,578 --> 00:15:13,911
He lived in a cage on the street
and never left it.
521
00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:14,979
The whole thing's on video.
522
00:15:14,981 --> 00:15:16,447
- Okay, great.
523
00:15:16,449 --> 00:15:17,448
Totally.
524
00:15:17,450 --> 00:15:18,583
We'll just go around back
525
00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:19,917
and pick up the boxes.
526
00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:21,786
Oh, one more thing.
527
00:15:21,788 --> 00:15:23,921
Where in this "cage"
did he go to the bathroom?
528
00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:24,989
- Bucket.
- Okay, gross.
529
00:15:24,991 --> 00:15:26,271
Have a good night.
530
00:15:27,860 --> 00:15:30,528
- Sir, I saw my poster
on the subway this morning.
531
00:15:30,530 --> 00:15:31,929
- Well, you must feel
like a celebrity,
532
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:33,898
a regular Ira Glass.
533
00:15:33,900 --> 00:15:38,402
- They put a Hitler
mustache on me.
534
00:15:38,404 --> 00:15:40,538
- Yes, this is unfortunate,
535
00:15:40,540 --> 00:15:42,707
but let's not overreact
to one graffito.
536
00:15:42,709 --> 00:15:44,242
- It wasn't just one.
537
00:15:44,244 --> 00:15:46,944
People drew on
every single poster.
538
00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:50,648
They put devil horns,
target on my face,
539
00:15:50,650 --> 00:15:53,017
this one says, "Die Pig,"
and worst of all,
540
00:15:53,019 --> 00:15:55,319
they didn't put the comma
between "Die" and "Pig."
541
00:15:55,321 --> 00:15:56,654
- This is easily dealt with.
542
00:15:56,656 --> 00:15:57,722
I'll just issue
a statement saying
543
00:15:57,724 --> 00:15:59,290
vandals will be prosecuted.
544
00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:01,392
- It's not just vandalism, sir.
545
00:16:01,394 --> 00:16:03,894
People have real complaints too.
546
00:16:03,896 --> 00:16:04,962
"End stop and frisks.
547
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:06,497
"Stop racial profiling.
548
00:16:06,499 --> 00:16:08,799
Unlawful arrest is a crime."
549
00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:10,284
- I see.
550
00:16:10,285 --> 00:16:11,768
- I think Gina was right
about the campaign, sir.
551
00:16:11,771 --> 00:16:13,771
- Hmm.
552
00:16:13,772 --> 00:16:15,772
I'm surprised she hasn't marched
in here to say, "I told you so."
553
00:16:15,775 --> 00:16:16,907
- She wouldn't do that.
554
00:16:16,909 --> 00:16:19,010
- You're right, Amy.
555
00:16:19,012 --> 00:16:21,612
For once in your life,
you're 100% right.
556
00:16:21,614 --> 00:16:23,381
I would never say that.
557
00:16:28,621 --> 00:16:30,955
Did you have enough time
to read it all?
558
00:16:30,957 --> 00:16:31,822
- Yes.
559
00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:33,324
- Okay, good.
560
00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:35,026
- Yep, it's true.
561
00:16:35,028 --> 00:16:36,661
He sat in a cage for a month.
562
00:16:36,663 --> 00:16:38,496
- Eww, the bucket checks out.
563
00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:39,497
- This is insane.
564
00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:40,598
Anything is art.
565
00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:42,183
Here, watch this.
566
00:16:42,184 --> 00:16:43,767
A statue of Jesus
made out of cigarette butts.
567
00:16:43,770 --> 00:16:45,236
Boom, I'm a millionaire.
568
00:16:45,237 --> 00:16:46,703
- That's actually pretty good.
- I know.
569
00:16:46,706 --> 00:16:47,838
And I could
call it "Holy Smokes."
570
00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:49,073
Should we really do this?
571
00:16:49,075 --> 00:16:50,775
No, right?
572
00:16:50,777 --> 00:16:52,476
That's crazy; you can't just
become an artist out of nowhere.
573
00:16:52,478 --> 00:16:53,477
- Jake.
- What?
574
00:16:53,479 --> 00:16:54,712
- The case.
- Yeah.
575
00:16:54,714 --> 00:16:55,846
- So Nick has an alibi;
that's not great.
576
00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:57,315
But we have a box
577
00:16:57,316 --> 00:16:58,783
of Genevieve's stuff
from the gallery.
578
00:16:58,785 --> 00:17:00,618
I'm sure there's something
in here that will exonerate her.
579
00:17:00,620 --> 00:17:01,919
- Right.
- Oh, my God.
580
00:17:01,921 --> 00:17:03,788
Socks and shoes.
581
00:17:03,790 --> 00:17:05,956
This is exactly
the type of stuff I own.
582
00:17:05,958 --> 00:17:07,725
This is kismet.
583
00:17:07,727 --> 00:17:09,493
Oh, no, what's this?
584
00:17:09,495 --> 00:17:10,861
It's a receipt
for a storage unit
585
00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:12,496
that she didn't
tell anyone about.
586
00:17:12,498 --> 00:17:13,798
- It's probably nothing.
- Yeah.
587
00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:14,832
Yeah, yeah.
588
00:17:14,834 --> 00:17:15,833
I'm sure it's nothing.
- Yeah.
589
00:17:15,835 --> 00:17:17,635
- It's totally nothing.
- No.
590
00:17:19,706 --> 00:17:21,539
- It's a bunch of stolen art.
591
00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:22,821
- [sighs]
592
00:17:26,512 --> 00:17:27,778
- Hey, buddy.
593
00:17:27,780 --> 00:17:28,779
Sorry about Genevieve.
594
00:17:28,781 --> 00:17:29,847
- It's okay.
595
00:17:29,849 --> 00:17:31,682
I'm resigned to
my life of solitude.
596
00:17:31,684 --> 00:17:33,617
Just me and my five dogs.
597
00:17:33,619 --> 00:17:35,453
- Wait, I thought
you only had three dogs.
598
00:17:35,455 --> 00:17:37,488
- I just adopted two
online right now.
599
00:17:37,490 --> 00:17:38,723
Oh, this pit bull hates kids.
600
00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:39,890
That's fine;
I'll never have any.
601
00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:40,891
Add to cart.
602
00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:44,795
- Okay, let me just grab that.
603
00:17:44,797 --> 00:17:46,063
Listen to me, Charles.
604
00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:47,381
You're gonna be fine.
605
00:17:47,382 --> 00:17:48,698
There are plenty
of women out there.
606
00:17:48,701 --> 00:17:51,001
Strong, beautiful, smart women.
607
00:17:51,003 --> 00:17:52,002
How about her?
608
00:17:52,004 --> 00:17:53,504
She's very beautiful.
609
00:17:53,506 --> 00:17:55,573
- With my luck,
she's probably a car thief.
610
00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:56,574
- Don't be ridiculous.
611
00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:58,075
- Hey, Scully.
- Yeah?
612
00:17:58,077 --> 00:17:59,377
- Who's the babe?
613
00:17:59,379 --> 00:18:01,579
- Just booked her
for elder abuse.
614
00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:02,480
- Elder abuse, that's nice.
615
00:18:02,482 --> 00:18:03,798
All right, fine.
616
00:18:03,799 --> 00:18:05,115
We shouldn't be
doing this at a precinct.
617
00:18:05,118 --> 00:18:07,151
- I really thought I was gonna
get Genevieve out of prison.
618
00:18:07,153 --> 00:18:09,353
Then we'd cover
ourselves in paint
619
00:18:09,354 --> 00:18:11,554
and make love for 25 hours,
one more hour than her and Nick.
620
00:18:11,557 --> 00:18:13,074
- Boyle, you would hate that.
621
00:18:13,075 --> 00:18:14,592
Your little hummingbird heart
would explode.
622
00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:16,994
- I wish I didn't have a heart.
623
00:18:16,996 --> 00:18:19,556
I'm off to the cheese shop...
624
00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:22,800
And I'm buying by the wheel.
625
00:18:22,802 --> 00:18:24,602
The cheese wheel.
- Yeah, I got it.
626
00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:26,103
- Gina, as you predicted,
627
00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:28,606
there was some backlash
to the poster campaign.
628
00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:31,942
- Yes, I'm the Nostradamus
of your shame.
629
00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:33,511
- I think a problem
the police have had
630
00:18:33,513 --> 00:18:36,480
is our inability
to admit our mistakes,
631
00:18:36,482 --> 00:18:39,550
so this campaign
632
00:18:39,552 --> 00:18:42,753
was, um...
633
00:18:42,755 --> 00:18:43,754
a mistake.
634
00:18:43,756 --> 00:18:44,955
You told me that,
635
00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:46,457
but I got defensive
and didn't listen.
636
00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:48,159
I should have been
open to criticism,
637
00:18:48,161 --> 00:18:51,529
as this department should be
open to criticism.
638
00:18:51,531 --> 00:18:55,599
That's why I'm
replacing these with...
639
00:18:58,671 --> 00:19:01,472
These.
640
00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:02,840
My email address
is at the bottom,
641
00:19:02,842 --> 00:19:05,576
and I intend to respond
to every message I receive.
642
00:19:05,578 --> 00:19:08,078
Before we put them up,
I want to hear your thoughts.
643
00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:09,580
- I love them.
644
00:19:09,582 --> 00:19:13,517
Once again, my advice has,
like, saved the city.
645
00:19:13,519 --> 00:19:15,286
- I came up with the slogan.
646
00:19:15,287 --> 00:19:17,847
- It's tacky to
take credit for stuff.
647
00:19:18,958 --> 00:19:20,524
- We're here to apologize.
648
00:19:20,526 --> 00:19:21,859
I can't prove you took
my moose tracks,
649
00:19:21,861 --> 00:19:22,993
so I shouldn't have
yelled at you.
650
00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:24,161
- I'm impressed.
651
00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:25,696
It takes a big person to admit
652
00:19:25,698 --> 00:19:27,465
when they're being
a total dum-dum.
653
00:19:27,467 --> 00:19:28,766
- We want to make it up to you.
654
00:19:28,768 --> 00:19:29,967
We got you a pizza.
655
00:19:29,969 --> 00:19:32,970
- Only one pizza for both of us?
656
00:19:32,972 --> 00:19:34,605
- Oh, my God.
657
00:19:34,607 --> 00:19:37,475
That was an obvious
setup, you morons.
658
00:19:37,477 --> 00:19:38,809
- You're eating cheese.
659
00:19:38,811 --> 00:19:40,945
You're lying about
being lactose intolerant.
660
00:19:40,947 --> 00:19:42,213
- No, we weren't.
661
00:19:42,214 --> 00:19:43,480
Some things are
just delicious enough
662
00:19:43,483 --> 00:19:44,815
to suffer the consequences.
663
00:19:44,817 --> 00:19:46,784
I'm diabetic, but I still
eat sugar out of the bag.
664
00:19:46,786 --> 00:19:48,452
Both: Ugh!
665
00:19:48,453 --> 00:19:50,119
- Just admit you took
my moose tracks.
666
00:19:50,122 --> 00:19:51,789
Admit it!
667
00:19:51,791 --> 00:19:53,557
Admit...
668
00:19:53,559 --> 00:19:55,125
It.
669
00:19:55,127 --> 00:19:56,794
- Yeah, we ate it.
670
00:19:56,796 --> 00:19:59,129
And we're eating your pizza.
671
00:19:59,131 --> 00:20:03,267
So who's the moron now?
672
00:20:03,269 --> 00:20:05,269
Ooh, stomach.
673
00:20:05,271 --> 00:20:06,270
- Oh, yeah.
674
00:20:06,272 --> 00:20:09,740
It's coming.
675
00:20:09,742 --> 00:20:10,741
- They admitted it.
676
00:20:10,743 --> 00:20:12,643
That's a victory, right?
677
00:20:12,645 --> 00:20:14,512
- No, Terry.
678
00:20:14,514 --> 00:20:15,579
There are no winners here.
679
00:20:15,581 --> 00:20:16,580
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
680
00:20:16,582 --> 00:20:17,581
Coming through, coming through!
681
00:20:17,583 --> 00:20:18,899
Move it!
682
00:20:18,900 --> 00:20:20,940
Move, move, move,
move, move, move, move!
683
00:20:22,822 --> 00:20:24,655
- Getting in a little late there
this morning, Boyle.
684
00:20:24,657 --> 00:20:25,656
Where you been?
685
00:20:25,658 --> 00:20:27,408
- Cursing out my own shadow
686
00:20:27,409 --> 00:20:29,159
for hanging out
with a loser like me.
687
00:20:29,161 --> 00:20:30,494
Also an eye doctor appointment.
688
00:20:30,495 --> 00:20:31,828
- Well, there's something
in the holding cell
689
00:20:31,831 --> 00:20:34,999
that might cheer you up.
690
00:20:35,001 --> 00:20:36,000
- That's Nick's assistant.
691
00:20:36,002 --> 00:20:37,001
Why is she here?
692
00:20:37,003 --> 00:20:38,503
- After you left last night,
693
00:20:38,504 --> 00:20:40,004
I was thinking about
the 24-hour sex painting,
694
00:20:40,006 --> 00:20:42,206
"Genevieve 416."
695
00:20:42,208 --> 00:20:44,091
Check out the date
on this receipt
696
00:20:44,092 --> 00:20:45,975
from the storage locker
with the stolen art.
697
00:20:45,978 --> 00:20:47,044
- April 16th.
698
00:20:47,046 --> 00:20:48,746
416!
- Exactly.
699
00:20:48,748 --> 00:20:49,780
She couldn't have rented it,
700
00:20:49,782 --> 00:20:52,082
because she was busy
getting busy.
701
00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:53,083
- Oh, good one.
702
00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:54,318
This is fantastic.
703
00:20:54,320 --> 00:20:55,742
I mean, I'm not happy
704
00:20:55,743 --> 00:20:57,165
that she was having sex
with another man,
705
00:20:57,166 --> 00:20:58,588
but I'm okay with it
if that's what gets her off.
706
00:20:58,591 --> 00:20:59,840
- Do you seriously not hear it,
707
00:20:59,841 --> 00:21:01,090
because it almost seems
intentional at this point.
708
00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:03,327
- Why would Dvora
set Genevieve up?
709
00:21:03,329 --> 00:21:05,279
- Because she's
in love with Nick.
710
00:21:05,280 --> 00:21:07,230
She used one of those
latex casts of Genevieve's hand
711
00:21:07,233 --> 00:21:08,577
to get the fingerprints
712
00:21:08,578 --> 00:21:09,922
so she could
break into the gallery.
713
00:21:09,923 --> 00:21:11,267
- Wow, I can't believe
you kept working the case
714
00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:12,937
even after I gave up.
715
00:21:12,939 --> 00:21:14,104
That was a nice thing to do.
716
00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:17,141
- Charles, I didn't
do it to be nice.
717
00:21:17,143 --> 00:21:19,243
I did it to be amazing.
718
00:21:19,245 --> 00:21:20,644
And I think you're
a great detective,
719
00:21:20,646 --> 00:21:21,779
and I trusted your gut.
720
00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:23,247
Go get your girlfriend
out of prison.
721
00:21:23,249 --> 00:21:25,016
- Oh, thanks, man.
722
00:21:25,017 --> 00:21:26,784
Next time you see me,
I'm gonna be all out of orgasms.
723
00:21:26,786 --> 00:21:29,346
- No, you can't say that
while you're hugging someone.
724
00:21:31,257 --> 00:21:32,977
- Not a doctor.
Shh.