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Sir, you wanted to see me?
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Yes,
I have an assignment for you.
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I'm afraid it's not
a pleasant one.
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Oh, my God.
Please tell me it's not...
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Yes, it's Hitchcock related.
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Son of a bitch.
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Detective Hitchcock is set to
testify in court this afternoon.
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It's an important case, and I'd rather
not get another call from the DA
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saying he showed up
"covered in condiments."
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So you want me to
keep Hitchcock from
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spilling on himself for
the rest of the day?
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We both know that's impossible.
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- I'm counting on you.
- I won't do it.
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- There's nobody else I trust.
- What you're asking is insane.
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- I'm not asking.
- It's a suicide mission!
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- Then prepare for death.
- You've lost your mind!
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This is a direct order,
Detective! Get in line!
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Hey.
You guys startled Hitchcock.
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He spilled two full jars
of spaghetti sauce on himself.
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Thanks a lot, fellas.
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Ames, super important question.
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Which one of these shirts
should I wear to dinner
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- with your mom tonight?
- Those are exactly the same.
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I have a signature look, Rosa.
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Put on a T-shirt for all I care.
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It doesn't matter what you wear.
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Of course it matters.
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He has to wear
the smaller checks.
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Big checks wash him out.
Where are you, Amy?
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It doesn't matter, because
the night is already ruined.
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My stupid mother invited my
stupid brother David to join us.
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- I thought you liked your brothers.
- I have seven brothers, Rosa,
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and I like all of them except David.
Perfect David.
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David graduated at the top of
his class at the police academy.
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David took a bullet for the mayor.
David bakes his own bread.
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Ooh, and does this David have a sister?
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- Yes. Amy is his sister.
- And what's her deal?
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You were at the wedding,
Hitchcock.
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I'm just gonna call and cancel.
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I really don't want
to have dinner with my mom
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fawning all over the golden boy.
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I'm sure
your mom loves you both equally.
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No, she definitely doesn't.
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My parents arrange
the photos of their kids
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by who makes them the proudest.
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Number one goes on the
mantel above the fireplace,
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two through four on the
piano, and the rest
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- are on the staircase.
- This is wack.
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- So David's on the mantel?
- Always.
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Meanwhile, my picture
gathers dust on the piano.
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The piano's not that bad.
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Nobody in the family even plays, Rosa.
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At least people use the stairs.
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All right, David is perfect,
but so are you.
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Let's just go tonight,
and I'll be your hype man.
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You know how good I am
at talking you up.
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Here, watch.
Hey, Scully.
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Did you know that Amy
is super cool?
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No way. Can I get
your autograph, ma'am?
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- See?
- Fine, we'll go.
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What, too stuck up for your fans?
Ya friggin' turd!
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Hey, Captain, Sarge, I have a case
I want to discuss with you.
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You want to talk about work
in the break room?
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That's highly unorthodox, but
I suppose we can give it a try.
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Okay, so I have a perp...
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I'm sorry, this is insane.
Let's talk in my office.
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Much better.
All right, Boyle,
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what's this case
you wanted to talk about?
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I have a perp, Alfonso Tucker,
transferring into our holding cell.
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The guy who was dealing
that toxic batch of meth?
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Yeah, and he refuses to name
his supplier.
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I want to send someone
into holding,
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undercover as a perp,
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- to see if they can get him to open up.
- Why don't you do it?
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You're always going on
about your acting abilities
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and that time you played Annie.
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I'm an adult man, Sarge.
I didn't play Annie.
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I was in "Annie."
I played Miss Hannigan.
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Unfortunately,
Alfonso knows I'm a cop,
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so I can't be Maxwell Blaze.
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But Terry might be right
for the role.
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Ooh, that sounds fun.
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I love flexing
my creative muscles.
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In addition to flexing
my actual muscles.
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- Or I could do it.
- What? You hate theater.
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You always say acting
is just professional lying.
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Yes, but this is what the mission
calls for, and I'm good at it.
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Kevin and I
went to a dinner party
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where we played the French
parlor game "charades."
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I had to act out Elvis Presley.
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♪ ♪
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He's dead now,
so I portrayed him as such.
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Everyone understood...
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[snaps fingers]
Immediately.
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You know, a little competition might
bring out the best in both of you.
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We'll hold auditions this afternoon.
I'll prepare sides.
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Please wear clothes
you can move in.
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Okay, let's get to the table
before David gets here.
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My mother loves an early bird.
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Hey, babe, before we go in,
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I know I said I was gonna do
the whole hype man thing, but...
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I know. I shouldn't compare
myself to my brother.
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We're all on our own journey.
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What? No.
Who told you that garbage?
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I was gonna say,
we need a backup plan
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so you can win this thing.
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If it starts slipping away,
I'll pretend to choke,
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and then you give me the Heimlich
and save my life in front of everyone.
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Aw, thanks for not trying
to make me a better person.
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- I love you.
- Love you too.
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Amy, Jake! David and I
both arrived an hour early.
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We're sharing a French onion.
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Mother...
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So she's about to jump,
and I say,
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"Hey, I can't tell you
this world is a good place,
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but I guarantee you
it's better with you in it."
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And she climbs down
off the ledge,
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- and she gives me a big hug.
- Ugh.
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And that was
before she won the Oscar?
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I don't know, I don't
really follow pop culture.
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You never cease
to impress me, David.
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Hey, speaking of impressive,
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Amy just went
to the NYPD shooting range
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and received a gold
certification in marksmanship.
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Oh, I just got
the platinum certification.
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What? That exists?
What did you do,
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curve the bullets,
"Wanted" -style?
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Yeah, I don't know what "Wanted" is.
I don't follow pop culture.
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But I fired ten shots,
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and they all went
into the same hole.
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Oh, so you actually did.
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Hey, Camila,
did you know that Amy
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is the youngest female sergeant
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in the history of the Nine-Nine?
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Yes, I'm very proud of her.
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I'm proud of all my children.
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The sergeant and the lieutenant.
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What? You passed
the lieutenant's exam?
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It actually wasn't something
I was planning on taking,
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but then my partner got sick
and I wanted to be able
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to send home extra money
to his wife and kids.
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Then I read the MRI.
He was totally misdiagnosed.
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So long story short,
Bo is alive,
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and I got a perfect score
on the test for no reason.
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Oh, man. Hey, check out
these dinner rolls, huh?
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Love these bad boys.
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I'm just gonna chomp down
on that, recklessly.
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[mimics choking]
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Oh! Oh, no, Jake!
He's choking!
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Let David do it.
He has EMT training.
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- I'm here for you, Jake.
- I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
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[exclaims] You know what...
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Don't worry.
It is gonna hurt like hell.
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I think it's actually okay.
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[grunting]
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Thank you both so much
for coming in.
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This is a safe space
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where choices are welcome.
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Okay, now, I trust that both of you
had a chance to review the script?
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- Yeah.
- Good. Now throw them away!
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What the hell?
I wrote notes in the margin.
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Terry found his super-objective.
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I want to see you improvise
without the safety net.
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I want to see you become
Maxwell Blaze.
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So, Maxwell,
what was your childhood like?
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I was a lookout at 8,
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had my own corner at 10,
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trigger man at 13.
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You know what it's like
to look a man in his eyes
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as the life drains out of him?
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I was bad from a young age.
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At school, I pushed people.
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And this wasn't horseplay.
This was pushing to hurt.
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Do you have a girlfriend
at home?
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Used to. She got tired
of me getting locked up.
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She's with my brother now.
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He better hope
I never find his ass.
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I do,
and you should see her heavy,
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feminine breasts,
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with their perfectly placed
nipples.
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Don't get me started on her can.
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- What's your greatest fear?
- I ain't scared of nothing.
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My girlfriend. I'm scared
she'll find out about my mistress,
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who also has a perfect can.
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It's smaller, but it's harder.
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Great.
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You both have given me
something totally different.
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I've got a lot to think about.
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Thank you.
Next!
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What up, dawgs?
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Norm Scully,
reading for Maxwell Blaze.
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Listen, I just did
what anyone would do.
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Hey, where'd you go?
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I just couldn't stand there
while the whole restaurant
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gushed over David
saving your life.
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Yeah, there was
a standing ovation.
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Also, everyone saw you
walk away while I was choking,
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and I don't want to say
you're a villain now,
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but the B-word
was tossed around a lot.
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Ugh.
I'm sorry.
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I just can't be around him.
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I shouldn't have come.
So let's leave.
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I'll tell everyone my stomach
hurts, which it does.
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I'm pretty sure he broke my rib
when he gave me the Heimlich.
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Lieutenant Santiago, a word?
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Why is David's captain here?
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What's going on?
Is there a maniac on the loose,
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and David's the only one
who can catch him
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before he blows up a train?
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Oh, we could call him
the Trainiac.
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We're focused
on the same things.
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Sorry, folks,
we've discovered a large quantity
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of cocaine in Lieutenant Santiago's desk.
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We've had to place
him under arrest.
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Oh, no.
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Of course.
We'll head over soon.
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So that was my brother.
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He needs me to
bail him out of jail.
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I feel so awful for him.
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You are smiling so much.
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No, no, I promise.
I feel so, so, bad.
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Rosa D!
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Deezer, what up?
Deezer?
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Hey, Scully, did you do
something new with your hair?
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Same thing as always:
Put mousse in it
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while it's wet,
then I watch a scary movie.
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- [chuckles] You the man.
- What is wrong with her?
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Her brother David got arrested.
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- He's a cokehead!
- And you're happy about this?
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That's savage.
I love it.
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- I'm not happy about it!
- All right. Calm down, Littlefinger.
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He's in a lot of trouble,
you know.
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Yeah, yeah, you're right.
You're right.
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It's a terrible situation.
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- Let's go bail him out.
- All right.
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Ooh, should I get my hair
blown out first?
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I'm gonna have pictures from
today for the rest of my life.
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Are you...
a bad person?
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Casting's up!
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This is not
a high school play, Boyle.
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Just let us know
who you went with.
243
00:08:34,220 --> 00:08:35,221
Okay, first of all,
244
00:08:35,265 --> 00:08:36,788
I want to say that this was
245
00:08:36,832 --> 00:08:38,877
one of the hardest decisions
I've ever had to make.
246
00:08:38,921 --> 00:08:40,966
There is so much talent
in this room.
247
00:08:41,010 --> 00:08:42,489
Just tell us, bitch.
248
00:08:42,533 --> 00:08:43,752
Act as if you already have
the role.
249
00:08:43,795 --> 00:08:47,930
I could have cast any one of
you and put on a great show,
250
00:08:47,973 --> 00:08:49,105
but I had to make a call.
251
00:08:49,148 --> 00:08:50,846
Enough, Boyle.
We're all adults.
252
00:08:50,889 --> 00:08:52,630
No one cares about this
that much.
253
00:08:52,674 --> 00:08:54,197
- It's Captain Holt.
- Captain Holt?
254
00:08:54,240 --> 00:08:55,546
He was the worst one!
255
00:08:55,590 --> 00:08:58,288
No offense,
but Holt was so unconvincing.
256
00:08:58,331 --> 00:08:59,637
He kept referring
to his childhood
257
00:08:59,681 --> 00:09:01,421
as a soot-covered street urchin.
258
00:09:01,465 --> 00:09:04,207
Yes, I gave myself
a Dickensian backstory,
259
00:09:04,250 --> 00:09:06,513
which apparently
made quite the impression.
260
00:09:06,557 --> 00:09:07,993
I'm sorry, Sarge.
261
00:09:08,037 --> 00:09:10,953
Honestly, I don't think
I'm the right director
262
00:09:10,996 --> 00:09:14,086
to bring your vision
of Maxwell Blaze to life.
263
00:09:14,130 --> 00:09:15,522
What does that even mean?
264
00:09:15,566 --> 00:09:16,785
It means you blew it.
265
00:09:16,828 --> 00:09:19,526
Walk away, Jeffords.
Walk away.
266
00:09:19,570 --> 00:09:22,312
Okay, this is gonna be
my mantel shot.
267
00:09:22,355 --> 00:09:23,661
So every time Mom and Dad
look at it,
268
00:09:23,705 --> 00:09:25,228
they'll be reminded
of what David did.
269
00:09:25,271 --> 00:09:26,882
I would say
you should chill out,
270
00:09:26,925 --> 00:09:28,231
but this is actually
making me feel great
271
00:09:28,274 --> 00:09:29,972
about my family,
so let's dive in.
272
00:09:30,015 --> 00:09:32,839
Everybody say "possession
with intent to distribute"!
273
00:09:32,840 --> 00:09:34,015
Hey.
274
00:09:34,059 --> 00:09:35,582
- Oh!
- Ah, David, hi there.
275
00:09:35,626 --> 00:09:37,236
That was unrelated
to your recent arrest
276
00:09:37,279 --> 00:09:38,585
for possession
with intent to distribute.
277
00:09:38,629 --> 00:09:40,152
- How are you?
- Not great.
278
00:09:40,195 --> 00:09:41,545
Yeah, jail is rough.
279
00:09:41,588 --> 00:09:43,024
You got to go poop
in front of everyone.
280
00:09:43,068 --> 00:09:44,548
I remember when I was in prison,
281
00:09:44,591 --> 00:09:46,114
I held it for weeks,
and when I finally did go,
282
00:09:46,158 --> 00:09:47,464
it was...
283
00:09:47,507 --> 00:09:49,248
You know what, Jake?
This isn't about you.
284
00:09:49,291 --> 00:09:51,163
So, David, did you get fired,
285
00:09:51,206 --> 00:09:52,904
or is there gonna be, like,
a hearing?
286
00:09:52,947 --> 00:09:55,210
She's asking so she can
be there to support you.
287
00:09:55,254 --> 00:09:56,516
Oh, yeah, I wouldn't miss it.
288
00:09:56,560 --> 00:09:58,387
- I'm so excited.
- To support you.
289
00:09:58,431 --> 00:10:00,414
That's what I said.
I'm really looking forward
290
00:10:00,415 --> 00:10:01,581
- to being there.
- To support you.
291
00:10:01,581 --> 00:10:02,748
Yeah, we're saying
the same thing.
292
00:10:02,750 --> 00:10:04,665
- I am pumped this is happening.
- All right, babe,
293
00:10:04,709 --> 00:10:06,188
maybe your brother doesn't want
to talk about what happened.
294
00:10:06,232 --> 00:10:07,276
- Let's just go.
- It's okay.
295
00:10:07,320 --> 00:10:08,887
I owe you guys an explanation.
296
00:10:08,930 --> 00:10:11,803
I actually started doing drugs
when I was a teenager.
297
00:10:11,846 --> 00:10:14,806
You know how Mom and Dad
put so much pressure on us?
298
00:10:14,849 --> 00:10:18,592
- Eventually I just kind of cracked.
- Wait, you felt pressure?
299
00:10:18,636 --> 00:10:20,638
You always seemed
to effortlessly thrive
300
00:10:20,681 --> 00:10:23,457
at everything.
I was so jealous.
301
00:10:23,458 --> 00:10:24,994
But knowing that you also felt
the pressure...
302
00:10:25,037 --> 00:10:25,933
All right, we can drop the act.
303
00:10:25,934 --> 00:10:27,015
I just didn't know
who was listening.
304
00:10:27,016 --> 00:10:28,496
- What act, now?
- Everything I've said before
305
00:10:28,540 --> 00:10:29,889
just now is a lie.
I'm being framed.
306
00:10:29,932 --> 00:10:31,630
I've been investigating
these dirty cops
307
00:10:31,673 --> 00:10:33,457
who are being paid off
by the Brazilian mob.
308
00:10:33,501 --> 00:10:35,634
Oh, Brazilian mobsters
are so good-looking.
309
00:10:35,677 --> 00:10:37,723
They're just a bunch of
Giseles, the women and the men.
310
00:10:37,766 --> 00:10:39,507
Yes, it's insane.
They're all gorgeous.
311
00:10:39,551 --> 00:10:41,161
Anyway, I think I got too close.
312
00:10:41,204 --> 00:10:43,598
Those dirty cops must have
planted the drugs in my desk.
313
00:10:43,642 --> 00:10:46,296
So what you're saying is,
you're not addicted to cocaine?
314
00:10:46,340 --> 00:10:48,603
Amy, it's me.
I don't even drink coffee.
315
00:10:48,647 --> 00:10:49,822
I have too much respect
for my body.
316
00:10:49,865 --> 00:10:50,953
This is water.
317
00:10:50,997 --> 00:10:52,520
And you didn't feel pressure
318
00:10:52,564 --> 00:10:54,435
- from Mom and Dad?
- No, they're so supportive.
319
00:10:54,478 --> 00:10:56,655
I'd actually love
some constructive criticism.
320
00:10:56,698 --> 00:10:58,265
It's the only way to grow.
321
00:10:58,308 --> 00:11:00,136
Anyway, thank you so much
for bailing me out.
322
00:11:00,180 --> 00:11:02,356
If you can just drop me off
at home, I will clear my name,
323
00:11:02,399 --> 00:11:03,923
and things can go back
to the way they were.
324
00:11:03,966 --> 00:11:05,228
The way they were.
Great.
325
00:11:05,272 --> 00:11:07,840
It's my favorite way
of things being.
326
00:11:07,883 --> 00:11:10,886
Okay, Alfonso, I hope
you like it here in holding.
327
00:11:10,930 --> 00:11:13,019
It's gonna be a while.
328
00:11:13,062 --> 00:11:14,586
[door closes]
329
00:11:14,629 --> 00:11:18,546
- So... what they got you in here for?
- Drugs.
330
00:11:18,590 --> 00:11:21,331
They want me to flip,
but I'm no snitch.
331
00:11:21,375 --> 00:11:23,769
I'd rather do the time.
How about you?
332
00:11:23,812 --> 00:11:26,423
I pushed a man,
just to see him frown.
333
00:11:26,467 --> 00:11:27,860
[laughs] He is terrible.
334
00:11:27,903 --> 00:11:31,472
Yeah, it's almost like
casting a robotic old nerd
335
00:11:31,515 --> 00:11:32,908
was a huge mistake.
336
00:11:32,952 --> 00:11:34,649
Was it a mistake, Sarge?
337
00:11:34,693 --> 00:11:36,564
Or was it
a stroke of brilliance?
338
00:11:36,608 --> 00:11:38,174
- What are you talking about?
- Look, you're a good actor.
339
00:11:38,218 --> 00:11:40,307
You could even be a great one.
But you're too gentle.
340
00:11:40,350 --> 00:11:42,004
Life hasn't kicked
you around enough.
341
00:11:42,048 --> 00:11:44,964
I mean, I grew up poor, and my
father was emotionally abusive.
342
00:11:45,007 --> 00:11:46,226
It's not enough.
343
00:11:46,269 --> 00:11:47,662
You needed to be rejected by me,
344
00:11:47,706 --> 00:11:49,751
a man you admire so much.
345
00:11:49,795 --> 00:11:52,362
What? So all this
was just to make me mad?
346
00:11:52,406 --> 00:11:54,887
I need you to feel
the anger and resentment
347
00:11:54,930 --> 00:11:59,195
that Tyrone McCallister feels
every single day of his life.
348
00:11:59,239 --> 00:12:01,284
Who's Tyrone McCallister?
349
00:12:01,328 --> 00:12:02,721
You are.
350
00:12:02,764 --> 00:12:05,593
That's the part I wrote for you
all along.
351
00:12:05,637 --> 00:12:07,334
This is so stupid, Boyle.
352
00:12:07,377 --> 00:12:08,596
You can't manipulate somebody
like this
353
00:12:08,640 --> 00:12:09,945
and then expect them
to get on board.
354
00:12:09,989 --> 00:12:11,077
Right, Sarge?
355
00:12:11,120 --> 00:12:13,253
Sarge?
356
00:12:13,296 --> 00:12:15,908
My name's Tyrone.
357
00:12:15,951 --> 00:12:17,257
Tyrone McGallagher.
358
00:12:17,300 --> 00:12:19,520
- McCallister.
- McCallister.
359
00:12:19,563 --> 00:12:21,261
So I checked up
on David's case file.
360
00:12:21,304 --> 00:12:22,741
He passed his drug test.
361
00:12:22,784 --> 00:12:24,873
Apparently he has the cleanest
blood they've ever seen.
362
00:12:24,917 --> 00:12:26,527
I knew this was all too good
to be true.
363
00:12:26,570 --> 00:12:28,137
Now David's gonna clear his name
364
00:12:28,181 --> 00:12:30,618
and singlehandedly take down
drug dealers and dirty cops
365
00:12:30,662 --> 00:12:32,098
and get another medal
from the governor.
366
00:12:32,141 --> 00:12:34,013
It sounds pretty dangerous.
Maybe we should help him.
367
00:12:34,056 --> 00:12:35,579
Pretty sure he can
handle this on his own.
368
00:12:35,623 --> 00:12:37,103
That's never been
a problem for him.
369
00:12:37,146 --> 00:12:39,583
All right, look, Ames.
370
00:12:39,627 --> 00:12:41,063
I never had a brother,
371
00:12:41,107 --> 00:12:42,325
but I know four guys who did,
372
00:12:42,369 --> 00:12:44,588
and they would have fights
and squabbles,
373
00:12:44,632 --> 00:12:48,070
but in the end, they always
had each other's shells.
374
00:12:48,114 --> 00:12:49,876
Are you talking about
the Ninja Turtles?
375
00:12:49,878 --> 00:12:51,411
Of course I'm talking
about the Ninja Turtles!
376
00:12:51,412 --> 00:12:51,977
Ugh.
377
00:12:51,978 --> 00:12:53,299
Look, if something happens
to your brother,
378
00:12:53,300 --> 00:12:54,736
you are gonna regret it,
379
00:12:54,780 --> 00:12:56,477
just like Raph regretted it
when he abandoned Leo
380
00:12:56,521 --> 00:12:57,565
in the Technodrome with Krang.
381
00:12:57,609 --> 00:12:58,784
I don't know what that means.
382
00:12:58,828 --> 00:13:00,351
Well, that's on you.
It's a classic.
383
00:13:00,394 --> 00:13:01,787
The point is,
if your brother gets hurt
384
00:13:01,831 --> 00:13:03,789
and you don't get his back now,
385
00:13:03,833 --> 00:13:05,443
it's gonna haunt you
for the rest of your life.
386
00:13:05,486 --> 00:13:07,097
[sighs] You're right.
387
00:13:07,140 --> 00:13:08,794
- Obviously you're right.
- Thank you.
388
00:13:08,838 --> 00:13:10,187
If David gets killed
by the Brazilian mafia,
389
00:13:10,230 --> 00:13:12,058
my parents' mantel
is gonna become, like,
390
00:13:12,102 --> 00:13:13,799
- a permanent shrine to him.
- No, that's not what I meant.
391
00:13:13,843 --> 00:13:15,018
Oh, the thought of it
makes me want to puke.
392
00:13:15,061 --> 00:13:16,584
You've learned the wrong lesson.
393
00:13:16,628 --> 00:13:17,847
Come on,
let's go help the bastard.
394
00:13:17,890 --> 00:13:20,501
Don't love how we got here,
but we're going where I want.
395
00:13:21,840 --> 00:13:23,214
I'm glad you guys are here.
396
00:13:23,215 --> 00:13:24,956
So this place is run
by the Brazilian mob.
397
00:13:24,999 --> 00:13:27,583
My CI tells me there's a ledger
with all the cops on payroll
398
00:13:27,584 --> 00:13:28,380
hidden in here somewhere.
399
00:13:28,381 --> 00:13:30,427
I'm guessing it's in that room
surrounded by armed guards.
400
00:13:30,470 --> 00:13:31,515
Those are guards?
401
00:13:31,558 --> 00:13:32,690
I thought they were models.
402
00:13:32,733 --> 00:13:34,387
We need a plan to get past them.
403
00:13:34,431 --> 00:13:35,997
So here's what I'm thinking.
I speak a little Portuguese
404
00:13:36,041 --> 00:13:38,173
from that time I opened
a school in the favelas of Rio.
405
00:13:38,217 --> 00:13:39,174
- Ugh, barf.
- What?
406
00:13:39,218 --> 00:13:39,908
I said barf.
407
00:13:39,909 --> 00:13:41,345
I can't deal with
your bragging anymore.
408
00:13:41,388 --> 00:13:42,520
How is that bragging?
409
00:13:42,563 --> 00:13:44,087
I said
I speak a little Portuguese
410
00:13:44,130 --> 00:13:45,697
when I'm actually fluent.
[speaks Portuguese]
411
00:13:46,403 --> 00:13:47,956
Ugh, shut up!
412
00:13:47,999 --> 00:13:50,132
Look, if you're so angry
with me, why are you even here?
413
00:13:50,175 --> 00:13:51,916
Because Jake convinced me
if you die,
414
00:13:51,960 --> 00:13:53,614
I'd never hear the end of it
from Mom and Dad.
415
00:13:53,657 --> 00:13:54,977
That's not exactly
how I phrased it.
416
00:13:54,977 --> 00:13:56,283
Look, I get it.
You're jealous.
417
00:13:56,326 --> 00:13:58,763
I'd be jealous too
if someone was better than me
418
00:13:58,807 --> 00:14:00,069
at everything their whole life.
419
00:14:00,113 --> 00:14:01,853
- Oh, no.
- [scoffs] Not everything.
420
00:14:01,897 --> 00:14:04,406
- I have more allergies than you.
- Not the best brag.
421
00:14:04,407 --> 00:14:05,640
I have so many allergies,
I just found out
422
00:14:05,683 --> 00:14:07,729
- I'm allergic to chia seeds.
- But apparently effective.
423
00:14:07,772 --> 00:14:10,123
I'm allergic to chia
and acai berries.
424
00:14:10,166 --> 00:14:12,299
Yeah? My throat gets scratchy
when I eat stone fruit.
425
00:14:12,342 --> 00:14:15,954
Oh, yeah? I'm also
a better dancer than you.
426
00:14:15,998 --> 00:14:18,348
Ames, you have badly
misjudged your own abilities.
427
00:14:18,392 --> 00:14:20,350
You think you're better than me?
428
00:14:21,177 --> 00:14:22,526
Oh, damn.
429
00:14:22,570 --> 00:14:24,398
She's got a shot.
430
00:14:25,094 --> 00:14:28,097
- What, afraid to use your forearms?
- Pretty good.
431
00:14:28,141 --> 00:14:29,881
You're not using enough elbow!
432
00:14:29,925 --> 00:14:32,362
Guys, those aren't the parts
people feature when they dance.
433
00:14:32,406 --> 00:14:34,364
Now can we please find a way
to distract those guards?
434
00:14:34,408 --> 00:14:37,106
Don't worry, Jake, 'cause
I'm about to end this thing.
435
00:14:37,150 --> 00:14:38,760
Death drop!
436
00:14:38,803 --> 00:14:40,414
[grunts]
Ow!
437
00:14:40,457 --> 00:14:41,763
Ow, ow, ow!
438
00:14:41,806 --> 00:14:43,373
- Oh, that looked really bad.
- Are you okay?
439
00:14:43,417 --> 00:14:45,201
Oh, look, the guards
are leaving their post.
440
00:14:45,245 --> 00:14:47,508
Looks like they're coming here to
help you. Jake, you should go now.
441
00:14:47,551 --> 00:14:49,553
- Are you sure?
- Yes, I'm "fone."
442
00:14:49,597 --> 00:14:51,033
Oh, well,
as long as you're "fone."
443
00:14:51,077 --> 00:14:52,774
- Jake, go.
- All right, fine.
444
00:14:55,037 --> 00:14:56,430
Believe me, they're perfect.
445
00:14:56,473 --> 00:14:57,866
They're about 5 1/2 pounds each,
446
00:14:57,909 --> 00:15:01,435
and they look so good
smushed together.
447
00:15:01,478 --> 00:15:02,610
Or dangling.
448
00:15:02,653 --> 00:15:03,915
[door opens]
449
00:15:03,959 --> 00:15:06,701
Get off me, man.
450
00:15:06,744 --> 00:15:07,789
- Hey.
- Hey.
451
00:15:07,832 --> 00:15:09,704
- Hey.
- Cops, man.
452
00:15:09,747 --> 00:15:11,271
- Mm-hmm.
- Word.
453
00:15:11,314 --> 00:15:13,229
McCallister, your lawyer's here.
454
00:15:13,273 --> 00:15:14,796
He wants to talk to you.
Already?
455
00:15:14,839 --> 00:15:17,320
What the hell, man?
I was just getting started.
456
00:15:17,364 --> 00:15:18,756
And yet it felt like forever.
457
00:15:18,800 --> 00:15:22,151
You were playing at Alfonso,
not with Alfonso.
458
00:15:22,195 --> 00:15:24,197
What are you doing right now,
Sarge?
459
00:15:24,240 --> 00:15:25,850
- Listening to you?
- Yes, listening.
460
00:15:25,894 --> 00:15:27,896
What humans do 95% of the time
461
00:15:27,939 --> 00:15:29,898
and Tyrone does, apparently,
none of the time.
462
00:15:29,941 --> 00:15:32,640
I want you to go back in there
and listen.
463
00:15:32,683 --> 00:15:35,070
- Can you do that for me?
- Yeah, okay, jeez.
464
00:15:35,071 --> 00:15:37,552
I mean, you know, look, take
the note about Tyrone or don't.
465
00:15:37,595 --> 00:15:40,163
What do I know?
But also, I created him.
466
00:15:40,206 --> 00:15:41,456
[sighs]
467
00:15:41,456 --> 00:15:42,762
Hey.
468
00:15:46,635 --> 00:15:48,028
[door opens]
469
00:15:48,071 --> 00:15:50,248
McCallister, your lawyer
has more questions for you.
470
00:15:50,291 --> 00:15:51,379
- What?
- Why were you doing that?
471
00:15:51,423 --> 00:15:52,902
You said I should listen!
472
00:15:52,946 --> 00:15:55,427
Well, listening doesn't
always mean being quiet.
473
00:15:55,470 --> 00:15:57,124
Sometimes,
the only way to listen
474
00:15:57,168 --> 00:15:58,517
is to say something.
475
00:15:58,560 --> 00:16:00,432
I'm listening to you right now.
476
00:16:00,475 --> 00:16:02,956
Do you see how I listen?
This is me listening.
477
00:16:02,999 --> 00:16:04,436
You're pissing me off, Boyle!
478
00:16:04,479 --> 00:16:06,568
Ah, and he's back!
Hold on to that aggression.
479
00:16:06,612 --> 00:16:07,874
Yeah, go!
Go, go, go!
480
00:16:07,917 --> 00:16:09,180
[clapping]
481
00:16:10,181 --> 00:16:11,965
What are you looking at?
482
00:16:12,008 --> 00:16:13,880
McCallister.
483
00:16:13,923 --> 00:16:15,621
Terry, Terry, Terry.
484
00:16:15,664 --> 00:16:17,769
I need you to help me see
what I'm not seeing.
485
00:16:17,770 --> 00:16:19,192
Why can't you do this?
486
00:16:19,195 --> 00:16:20,610
You're giving me too many notes.
487
00:16:20,612 --> 00:16:23,853
Okay, well, then I can boil
it down for you into one note:
488
00:16:23,896 --> 00:16:25,289
Tyrone is an ocean.
489
00:16:25,333 --> 00:16:26,899
I don't know what that means.
490
00:16:26,943 --> 00:16:28,684
It means I want you
to be tough but vulnerable,
491
00:16:28,727 --> 00:16:30,860
brave but scared,
jittery but perfectly still.
492
00:16:30,903 --> 00:16:33,297
Also, pace it up a little.
Come on, buddy, you got this.
493
00:16:33,341 --> 00:16:35,256
Man, these stupid cops
won't leave me alone.
494
00:16:35,299 --> 00:16:37,258
What the hell?
They think I'm a snitch?
495
00:16:37,301 --> 00:16:38,563
- Not me.
- I hear that.
496
00:16:38,607 --> 00:16:40,043
McCallister,
I need to talk to you.
497
00:16:40,086 --> 00:16:41,131
- No!
- Excuse me?
498
00:16:41,174 --> 00:16:42,350
I don't want any more notes.
499
00:16:42,393 --> 00:16:43,785
I've gone undercover before.
500
00:16:43,786 --> 00:16:45,614
Now just back off
and let me do this!
501
00:16:47,790 --> 00:16:48,965
Uh-oh, Alfonso,
502
00:16:49,009 --> 00:16:51,881
seems as though we got a pig
in our midst.
503
00:16:51,925 --> 00:16:53,535
Looks like we can only trust
each other.
504
00:16:53,579 --> 00:16:55,668
Come on, man,
you're obviously a cop too.
505
00:16:55,711 --> 00:16:58,018
You keep talking
about how nefarious you are.
506
00:16:58,061 --> 00:16:59,541
Jake, let us in!
507
00:16:59,585 --> 00:17:01,064
I think she's gonna be okay,
508
00:17:01,108 --> 00:17:02,675
but she's probably got
a low-grade concussion.
509
00:17:02,718 --> 00:17:04,851
I wish you hadn't tried
to do a death drop.
510
00:17:04,894 --> 00:17:07,375
The ladies on "Drag Race"
make it look so easy.
511
00:17:07,419 --> 00:17:08,898
I know, you don't get
that reference because
512
00:17:08,942 --> 00:17:10,813
- you don't have a television.
- Why?
513
00:17:10,857 --> 00:17:13,120
Amy, I'm sorry for getting
so competitive back there.
514
00:17:13,163 --> 00:17:15,078
You guys are helping me out,
and I should just be grateful.
515
00:17:15,122 --> 00:17:17,516
Of course you're being nice
to me when I'm being a monster.
516
00:17:17,559 --> 00:17:19,213
Well, you know what,
Mr. Perfect?
517
00:17:19,257 --> 00:17:20,519
I'm gonna find that ledger,
518
00:17:20,562 --> 00:17:21,868
and I'm gonna save
your stupid butt.
519
00:17:21,911 --> 00:17:24,349
- That would be so great.
- Please stop.
520
00:17:24,392 --> 00:17:25,953
Maybe there's
a hidden panel somewhere?
521
00:17:25,954 --> 00:17:26,911
It's not in the desk.
522
00:17:26,955 --> 00:17:28,075
I bet it's in this old safe.
523
00:17:28,076 --> 00:17:29,469
That seems like
a lot of work to open
524
00:17:29,512 --> 00:17:30,861
every time
you have to pay a bribe.
525
00:17:30,905 --> 00:17:33,951
I would keep it
in this filing cabinet.
526
00:17:35,779 --> 00:17:37,738
[gasps]
I found it!
527
00:17:37,781 --> 00:17:39,653
I beat the golden boy!
I'm the golden girl!
528
00:17:39,696 --> 00:17:41,045
[pounding on door]
Hey, open up!
529
00:17:41,089 --> 00:17:42,482
- Who's in there?
- Okay, everybody out.
530
00:17:42,525 --> 00:17:44,048
Go! Go, go, go!
531
00:17:44,092 --> 00:17:46,315
♪ ♪
532
00:17:46,318 --> 00:17:47,748
Hey, get off me!
533
00:17:47,791 --> 00:17:50,054
My God, you're even more
stunning up close.
534
00:17:50,098 --> 00:17:51,708
[groans]
535
00:17:53,026 --> 00:17:54,636
I called for backup,
but it could take ten minutes.
536
00:17:54,680 --> 00:17:55,942
- Should we storm the place?
- Too late.
537
00:17:55,985 --> 00:17:57,291
Look, they're bringing Jake out.
538
00:17:57,334 --> 00:17:59,772
I told you, I was in the
office because I work there,
539
00:17:59,815 --> 00:18:01,295
and we've actually met
a bunch of times,
540
00:18:01,338 --> 00:18:02,557
and it's crazy
you don't remember me!
541
00:18:02,601 --> 00:18:04,480
What should we do?
If they get away,
542
00:18:04,483 --> 00:18:05,605
we'll never be able
to track them.
543
00:18:05,610 --> 00:18:07,220
Shoot out the tires.
544
00:18:08,057 --> 00:18:09,188
You're a way better shot
than me.
545
00:18:09,232 --> 00:18:10,302
- You should do it.
- Are you crazy?
546
00:18:10,304 --> 00:18:11,811
- You're the golden girl.
- David, take the shot.
547
00:18:11,812 --> 00:18:13,031
I just don't want you to feel
bad about yourself...
548
00:18:13,075 --> 00:18:14,119
Take the shot!
549
00:18:14,163 --> 00:18:15,555
[tires squealing]
550
00:18:16,513 --> 00:18:18,036
[crashing]
551
00:18:18,080 --> 00:18:20,865
You're under arrest,
you beautiful man.
552
00:18:20,908 --> 00:18:23,215
Cuff this son of a bitch.
553
00:18:23,259 --> 00:18:25,696
Oh, my God,
you also smell so good.
554
00:18:25,739 --> 00:18:28,351
[laughs]
Brazil!
555
00:18:28,394 --> 00:18:30,048
All right,
so first things first,
556
00:18:30,092 --> 00:18:31,702
I think I owe you both
something,
557
00:18:31,745 --> 00:18:34,661
and it's this.
558
00:18:34,705 --> 00:18:36,446
Stop clapping!
There's nothing to clap about.
559
00:18:36,489 --> 00:18:38,883
Look, I know you're upset,
but everything went great.
560
00:18:38,926 --> 00:18:40,754
Great?
You ruined this mission.
561
00:18:40,798 --> 00:18:42,234
Yeah, we might have
gotten him to talk
562
00:18:42,278 --> 00:18:44,019
if you didn't give me notes
every two seconds.
563
00:18:44,062 --> 00:18:46,630
Guys, you performed exactly
the way I expected you to.
564
00:18:46,673 --> 00:18:49,241
It's just that you were both
supporting characters.
565
00:18:49,285 --> 00:18:50,895
Hey, Boyle,
I did what you asked.
566
00:18:50,938 --> 00:18:52,244
Alfonso told me everything.
567
00:18:52,288 --> 00:18:53,506
Yes! I knew it would work.
568
00:18:53,550 --> 00:18:54,899
What?
What's going on?
569
00:18:54,942 --> 00:18:56,640
You were never my real star,
Sarge.
570
00:18:56,683 --> 00:18:58,163
But I needed to create a scene
571
00:18:58,207 --> 00:19:00,557
so that Alfonso would think
that my mission had failed.
572
00:19:00,600 --> 00:19:02,211
Then I could send in...
573
00:19:02,254 --> 00:19:05,431
Ricki Sheetz, DJ by night,
gun smuggler by later night.
574
00:19:05,475 --> 00:19:06,911
Alfonso started telling me
575
00:19:06,954 --> 00:19:08,565
about all the crazy crap
you guys pulled in there.
576
00:19:08,608 --> 00:19:09,870
He just couldn't stop talking
577
00:19:09,914 --> 00:19:11,568
till he gave me the name
of his supplier.
578
00:19:11,611 --> 00:19:13,918
Rosa was my leading lady
from the start.
579
00:19:13,961 --> 00:19:15,615
- She's the only good actor here.
- She is?
580
00:19:15,659 --> 00:19:17,008
Yeah, you know nothing
about my real life.
581
00:19:17,052 --> 00:19:19,445
- I'm always acting.
- Well done, Boyle.
582
00:19:19,489 --> 00:19:22,100
You've executed this mission
flawlessly. I'm impressed.
583
00:19:22,144 --> 00:19:24,581
Wait, if you were gonna use
Diaz the whole time,
584
00:19:24,624 --> 00:19:25,886
why didn't you just
tell us that?
585
00:19:25,930 --> 00:19:27,410
Because you two
would have given it away
586
00:19:27,453 --> 00:19:28,672
with your terrible acting.
587
00:19:28,715 --> 00:19:30,021
No offense, but I can read
588
00:19:30,065 --> 00:19:32,110
every emotion you're feeling
on your face.
589
00:19:32,154 --> 00:19:34,025
- Can you read this one?
- Actually, yes.
590
00:19:34,069 --> 00:19:36,245
You're trying to be tough,
but inside,
591
00:19:36,288 --> 00:19:40,118
you're super impressed by what
I've accomplished today.
592
00:19:40,162 --> 00:19:42,425
Damn, you're right.
You're good.
593
00:19:42,468 --> 00:19:45,428
Thank you, everyone,
for joining me again.
594
00:19:45,471 --> 00:19:47,082
To David.
You're my hero.
595
00:19:47,125 --> 00:19:49,171
And to Amy.
You saved my butt.
596
00:19:49,214 --> 00:19:51,608
You're a great cop
and a great sister.
597
00:19:51,651 --> 00:19:55,177
Wow. That means a lot
coming from you.
598
00:19:55,220 --> 00:19:56,787
You've always been a role model
for me.
599
00:19:56,830 --> 00:19:58,441
He's everyone's role model.
600
00:19:58,484 --> 00:19:59,746
That's why he's on the mantel.
601
00:19:59,790 --> 00:20:01,444
[clears throat]
602
00:20:01,487 --> 00:20:03,707
I have to go to the bathroom.
603
00:20:03,750 --> 00:20:05,752
♪ ♪
604
00:20:06,017 --> 00:20:07,543
Hey, are you okay?
605
00:20:07,548 --> 00:20:09,158
Yeah, I just had to go
to the bathroom, like I said.
606
00:20:09,201 --> 00:20:10,551
Oh, great.
I thought you went in there
607
00:20:10,594 --> 00:20:12,248
to give yourself a pep talk
in the mirror
608
00:20:12,291 --> 00:20:13,510
like the girl
from the deodorant commercial.
609
00:20:13,554 --> 00:20:14,750
I don't know
what you're referring to.
610
00:20:14,751 --> 00:20:15,839
She wants the big promotion,
611
00:20:15,883 --> 00:20:17,189
but there's just one problem.
612
00:20:17,232 --> 00:20:19,544
She got skunk pit.
We'll watch it later.
613
00:20:19,545 --> 00:20:21,155
The point is,
I came to comfort you.
614
00:20:21,199 --> 00:20:24,245
Aw, thanks, but I actually
feel really great.
615
00:20:24,289 --> 00:20:27,118
I've spent my whole life trying
to beat David at something,
616
00:20:27,161 --> 00:20:29,947
but when you were in danger,
617
00:20:29,990 --> 00:20:32,123
I just didn't care anymore.
618
00:20:32,166 --> 00:20:34,604
All I wanted was for you
to be okay.
619
00:20:34,647 --> 00:20:37,476
I may never have the mantel,
but it doesn't matter,
620
00:20:37,520 --> 00:20:38,467
'cause I have you.
621
00:20:38,468 --> 00:20:39,773
Well, I'm very proud of you,
622
00:20:39,817 --> 00:20:42,298
and I also wish you had told me that
before you went to the bathroom,
623
00:20:42,341 --> 00:20:44,038
because I really roasted
your mom back there.
624
00:20:44,082 --> 00:20:46,389
And another thing,
you should appreciate Amy more,
625
00:20:46,432 --> 00:20:47,781
because she's amazing.
626
00:20:47,825 --> 00:20:49,305
And another thing,
when you come to visit us,
627
00:20:49,348 --> 00:20:50,828
you don't have to bring
your own coffee.
628
00:20:50,871 --> 00:20:52,134
Our coffee is fine.
629
00:20:52,177 --> 00:20:53,961
And another thing,
I know enough Spanish
630
00:20:54,005 --> 00:20:55,485
to understand what idiota means!
631
00:20:55,528 --> 00:20:56,834
And another thing!
632
00:20:56,877 --> 00:20:58,879
When you say I have
an "interesting nose,"
633
00:20:58,923 --> 00:21:00,968
I know you mean big!
634
00:21:01,012 --> 00:21:02,709
I got lost in it.
635
00:21:02,753 --> 00:21:04,711
There were, like,
35 "another things."
636
00:21:04,755 --> 00:21:06,496
- I'm so sorry.
- It's okay.
637
00:21:06,539 --> 00:21:07,975
You were defending my honor.
638
00:21:08,019 --> 00:21:09,499
And I'm glad you said something.
639
00:21:09,542 --> 00:21:11,849
So should I go back
and apologize to your mom?
640
00:21:11,892 --> 00:21:13,111
Oh, hell no.
We're sneaking out the back.
641
00:21:13,155 --> 00:21:14,852
Oh, thank God.
She is terrifying.
642
00:21:14,895 --> 00:21:16,723
See ya at Thanksgiving,
Mrs. Santiago.
643
00:21:16,767 --> 00:21:18,725
- Not a doctor.
- Shh.
644
00:21:18,769 --> 00:21:21,032
Fremulon.