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I am so sick of this city.
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I go into a coffee shop,
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and as soon as everybody
sees that I'm a cop,
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they stop talking and they
avoid eye contact with me.
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One lady even walked out.
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I am just so tired of being treated
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- like the enemy...
- Hey, Hitchcock?
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Your penis is hanging out.
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Oh. Well, that's a relief.
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[upbeat music]
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♪ ♪
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Sync & corrections by emeline-whovian
www.addic7ed.com
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All right, there are
seven days until the wedding,
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so we are officially transitioning
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from the "Month Of" binder to...
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- "Week Of" binder.
- My goodness.
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- They're getting bigger.
- You should see
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- the honeymoon binder.
- Ooh.
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Is there a tab for sex stuff?
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Several. And they're cascading.
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- Yeah, they are.
- Today's our only day off
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before Saturday. We have 24 hours
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to accomplish a week's worth
of wedding prep.
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This is what getting married
is all about.
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And spending your life
with your soul mate.
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Uh-huh. Hey, Rosa,
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why do you have a picture
of Sergio Mindar up?
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Facial recognition picked
him up at JFK yesterday.
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He finally resurfaced after seven years.
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- Who's Sergio Mindar?
- The bane of my existence.
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Bane from "Batman",
[grunts imitatively] right?
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Continue.
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He's a ruthless killer
who built a meth empire.
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We were tracking him for weeks,
but he kept getting away.
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Finally, we cornered him in a warehouse.
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Every exit was covered
and he just vanished.
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Then he sent us a postcard
from Paraguay a year later
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just to taunt us. It was diabolical.
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Yeah, it was full of grammar errors...
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and other taunts that
normal people care about.
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That was the first time
I was the primary on a case.
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The fact that I let him
get away still haunts me.
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He's been in every dream I've had
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for the last seven years.
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Even the one you told me about
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where you're flying on a marshmallow?
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Who do you think was riding
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- the jellybean I was chasing?
- Mindar.
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Well, you won't be haunted any longer
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because we're gonna catch him.
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Rosa, I'm working this case with you.
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Jake, I know we have a ton
of wedding stuff to do, but...
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No, no, no.
You absolutely have to do this.
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He's your white whale.
He's your Johnny Franzia.
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- Who?
- My archnemesis?
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Johnny Franzia? The guy who's been
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tormenting me with
a deck of cards for years?
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"Looks like deuces are wild, Peralta"?
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Seriously? I feel like I talk
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about him constantly,
but it doesn't matter.
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You definitely have to go.
I'll handle the wedding stuff.
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Are you sure?
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It's a lot to get done in one day.
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Absolutely. You work the case,
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and hey, if you guys need any pointers
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on a cool high five
or something, I could...
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Well, if you need
any suggestions, let me know.
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- This all looks fine.
- Charles, shh.
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- I wasn't talking.
- Shh!
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Olivia Crawford just
got off the elevator.
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My rival for the commissionership?
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She's here right now?
I've got to come up
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with a confident opening salvo.
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Think, Raymond. Think.
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- Hello, Raymond.
- Olivia.
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You have a little bit of...
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goop in your eye.
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Oh, thank you.
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I'm sorry to barge in like this,
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but I have a source
on the nominating committee.
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They're making their recommendation
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to the mayor at the end of next week,
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and it seems that John Kelly
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is going to beat out both of us.
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Big shocker.
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The straight white man wins again.
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- [sighs] Exactly.
- Amen.
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That was my complaint
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about Owen winning "Top Chef Junior,"
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and you guys all acted like I was crazy.
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Half of the committee
supports John Kelly,
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and the other half is divided
between the two of us.
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We're splitting the vote.
So for either of us
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to have a chance,
one of us needs to step aside.
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Exactly. You should drop out.
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Is what you said to yourself
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in the mirror this morning
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instead of checking your eye for goop.
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And I agree. You should drop out.
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Is what you said
to yourself in the mirror
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this morning while polishing your head.
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Don't you think it's time New York had
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its first female commissioner?
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What about its first openly
gay commissioner?
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Yes, that would be vital and important
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if you weren't 1 million years old.
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You do know that exaggeration
is the "huckster's crutch"?
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Also, I come off quite youthful.
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You just said "huckster's crutch."
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Step aside... Grandpa.
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Hey, hey, Sarge.
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Large and in charge like El DeBarge.
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Quick "quesht":
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How would you like to spend
your day off with me,
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doing an endless list of wedding tasks?
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I can see from your eyes,
you're excited.
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No way. Sharon and the girls are going
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on a playdate all day
and I'm going to see a movie
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for grown-ups. No talking animals
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and tons of cuss words.
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I know cuss words.
Come with me and I'll cuss
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at you all day long,
you big piece of crap.
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Yeah, that sounds fun, but I'm gonna
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- stick with the movie.
- No, no, no.
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Please don't do that. Look...
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I promised Amy I could
get everything done,
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and I definitely can't.
Breaking promises is how
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marriages end, not how they start!
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[phone alarm blares]
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- What is that?
- I have 143 tasks
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to get through in the next 12 hours.
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I set a recurring alarm
so I know how fast
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- I should be moving.
- Well, how's that going?
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Not well. I'm already three tasks behind
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and the alarms keep piling up.
It's kind of making me feel
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a little bit stressed out.
Please help me, Sarge.
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Please. Come on, you're, like,
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the best husband ever.
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You're, like, the Tiger Woods
of being a husband.
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What he was to golf, not what
he was to being a husband.
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Terry's husband game is flawless.
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- Okay, I'm in... but you owe me.
- Yes!
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Anything you want. Now, let's roll out,
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you friggin' dick!
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Wait, you don't have to cuss at me, man.
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No, it's too late.
It's already locked in.
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God, looking at these old files
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is really bringing back some memories.
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Sergio's evil voice, his stupid face...
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His delicious aroma.
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Man, I hated how good he smelled.
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I know.
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That jerk smelled like
an English garden.
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He almost made me quit
the force, but my God,
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- I could breathe him in for days.
- Why do you think he came back?
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According to this picture from JFK,
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he's taking the bus, so I'm guessing
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- he's out of money in Paraguay.
- Right.
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Didn't his number two say
he had to leave a bunch
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of his cash behind before he fled?
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Hey, look at this.
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Sergio's getting on the B15.
That goes to Bed-Stuy
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via Garvey Avenue, where he had...
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a hideout in an old brownstone.
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I don't know. You think he's dumb enough
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- to go back there?
- Yeah, I do.
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You know why?
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'Cause he forgot who was on his tail.
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Nope, he remembered.
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And he used the wrong "you're"
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- and the wrong "too"!
- Son of a bitch!
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[sniffs] Ugh!
Damn it, he still smells great.
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How is this guy always
one step ahead of us?
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God, I hate him!
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- Ow! My noggin!
- Oh, no.
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It's happening again.
This is exactly like last time.
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No, it's not. What makes you say that?
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God, I hate him!
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Ow! My noggin!
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Okay, fine.
But not everything is the same.
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Honestly, the only thing
that's different
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is Hitchcock's hair.
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Ow! My noggin!
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How dare you, Diaz?
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Oh, I miss that toupee.
You know it was a reversible?
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No, you know what else is different?
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We're better cops now. Look, Sergio knew
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that we knew about that hideout.
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It was listed in his
original arrest warrant.
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Right. We need to find a connection
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to him that he doesn't know
that we know about.
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Wait.
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What about his grandmother?
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She was the last person he visited
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- before he fled.
- I don't know.
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I'm just not sure we'll be able
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to get some old bag to squeal
on her grandson.
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Clearly, you've never
seen me with the elderly.
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They love me.
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I can talk about coupons for days, son.
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That's right, you're looking
at a senior queen.
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What is that?
That's not a widely used term.
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Jake, you gotta pick a napkin.
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The binder said they should be beige.
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I didn't realize there'd
be 45 different shades.
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"Chanterelle," "desert whimsy,"
"filbert husk"?
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Words have no more meaning, Terry.
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We're running out of time, man.
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- You gotta make a call.
- But what if I choose wrong?
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That's a terrible way
to start off a marriage.
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People won't even watch our first dance.
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They're gonna be too busy
laughing at the napkins.
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[cell phone alarm blares]
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Okay... maybe I can narrow it down.
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Uh, I think I don't like desert whimsy.
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- Okay.
- Why did you pause like that
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before you said "okay"?
Was that secretly your favorite one?
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Look, you know Amy better than anyone.
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You just have to trust your gut.
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What is your gut telling you?
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That I'm a terrible napkin chooser
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and will therefore be a horrible spouse.
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That is not your gut.
That is your crazy,
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nonsense brain. Trust me, Jake.
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You know the right napkin.
Is it this one?
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[scoffs] With that crimping? No way.
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- Oh, my God, what did I just do?
- You listened to your gut!
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Yes! I have a gut! My groom gut!
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Every groom has one.
You just had to find yours.
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Okay, I can do this.
Uh, this one's too big.
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This is too scratchy.
This one is shedding.
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This one's too rustic.
Am I using that term right?
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Yes, you're doing it! It is too rustic!
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This one. Classy, but very absorbent.
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Simple, and it won't clash
with our color scheme.
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It's perfect! We'll take it!
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- Groom gut!
- Groom gut!
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Did you hear anything from Olivia?
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She's not gonna step down,
and neither am I.
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- We're at an impasse.
- Okay.
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Well, Gina and I have been
discussing the situation
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and we think we know
what you need to do.
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- Oh? What is that?
- Whisper campaign.
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It's the best way to bring down an enemy
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if you don't wanna get your hands dirty.
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How do you think I stole
the cheese club presidency
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- away from Bruce?
- [whispering] Whisper.
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[whispering] I heard he thought
camembert was goat cheese.
249
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And how do you think I got Janet
250
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and her horrible daughter
Dakota to drop out
251
00:08:01,621 --> 00:08:04,121
- of baby bongos class?
- Whispers.
252
00:08:04,157 --> 00:08:06,724
I heard Dakota has
foot in mouth disease.
253
00:08:06,887 --> 00:08:08,954
Sir, you have to give us
permission to do this.
254
00:08:08,989 --> 00:08:10,389
Weaponize our sweet little mouths.
255
00:08:10,424 --> 00:08:12,398
Ugh, how are we on
the same side of this?
256
00:08:12,434 --> 00:08:14,501
This is not a strategy
I'd normally entertain,
257
00:08:14,862 --> 00:08:16,995
however, challenging Olivia publicly
258
00:08:17,031 --> 00:08:19,798
is out of the question, so...
what do you have in mind?
259
00:08:20,055 --> 00:08:21,700
- Both: Whispers.
- Yes, I know,
260
00:08:21,735 --> 00:08:23,035
but what specifically are the words
261
00:08:23,070 --> 00:08:24,403
that you would be whispering?
262
00:08:24,438 --> 00:08:26,104
[whispering] She lied on her resume.
263
00:08:26,140 --> 00:08:28,707
- She's a shoplifter.
- She planted evidence.
264
00:08:28,742 --> 00:08:32,177
- She seduced a priest.
- She pads her stats.
265
00:08:32,213 --> 00:08:34,112
She's sort of stanky, I heard.
266
00:08:34,148 --> 00:08:36,114
No, no. I wanna be commissioner
267
00:08:36,150 --> 00:08:39,952
of the NYPD, but I want
to achieve it honorably.
268
00:08:39,987 --> 00:08:41,019
There has to be another way.
269
00:08:41,055 --> 00:08:42,254
[whispering] There isn't.
270
00:08:42,289 --> 00:08:44,331
[whispering] Whispers.
271
00:08:44,853 --> 00:08:47,888
So Louise Mindar is
right over there, officers.
272
00:08:47,924 --> 00:08:49,190
Oh, please don't call us that.
273
00:08:49,226 --> 00:08:51,096
- We're undercover.
- Yeah, we're pretending
274
00:08:51,131 --> 00:08:52,431
we like old people
and don't think they're gross.
275
00:08:52,466 --> 00:08:53,966
Some of us aren't pretending.
276
00:08:54,001 --> 00:08:56,301
I think the elderly
are treasured to society.
277
00:08:56,337 --> 00:08:58,937
Actually, from experience,
she is more right.
278
00:08:58,973 --> 00:09:00,205
You definitely shouldn't
be working here,
279
00:09:00,241 --> 00:09:02,010
but thank you for your help.
280
00:09:03,028 --> 00:09:06,029
All right, Rosa, time for
some senior seduction.
281
00:09:08,716 --> 00:09:11,884
Hello, Mrs. Mindar.
We're from Sunset for Seniors,
282
00:09:11,919 --> 00:09:13,352
and we're here to brighten your day.
283
00:09:13,387 --> 00:09:15,967
- Where's my regular girl?
- Oh, she's sick.
284
00:09:16,003 --> 00:09:17,469
Appendicitis.
285
00:09:17,505 --> 00:09:19,123
Oh, Frank's niece just had that.
286
00:09:19,159 --> 00:09:21,126
- Hi, I'm Eunice.
- Hi, Eunice.
287
00:09:21,161 --> 00:09:22,761
- We're talking to Louise.
- Oh...
288
00:09:22,796 --> 00:09:24,997
So, I have a really fun
activity for today.
289
00:09:25,032 --> 00:09:26,774
- We are going to...
- You know what?
290
00:09:26,810 --> 00:09:29,177
I was wrong. Frank's niece
had a botched uterus.
291
00:09:29,213 --> 00:09:30,912
Thank you for that visual, Eunice.
292
00:09:30,948 --> 00:09:32,881
I thought we could do
an oral history project
293
00:09:32,917 --> 00:09:35,161
on your family. Wouldn't that be a hoot?
294
00:09:35,197 --> 00:09:36,575
Oh, I guess so.
295
00:09:36,611 --> 00:09:38,944
Well, I was born during the Depression,
296
00:09:38,979 --> 00:09:41,813
and I had to sleep in a dresser
drawer till I was three.
297
00:09:41,849 --> 00:09:43,315
Yeah, this is more of a recent history.
298
00:09:43,350 --> 00:09:45,150
Like, in the last week or so,
have you had any visits
299
00:09:45,185 --> 00:09:47,319
- from family?
- I don't have any relatives,
300
00:09:47,354 --> 00:09:48,887
except for my grandson,
301
00:09:48,923 --> 00:09:50,789
who I haven't seen in seven years.
302
00:09:50,824 --> 00:09:53,125
Thank you for reminding me of that.
303
00:09:53,160 --> 00:09:54,493
Yeah, we all have family problems.
304
00:09:54,528 --> 00:09:56,128
The question is, are you
going to see him soon?
305
00:09:56,163 --> 00:09:58,497
How do I know? He never calls me.
306
00:09:58,532 --> 00:09:59,546
My turn.
307
00:09:59,582 --> 00:10:00,614
I was born in the Depression too,
308
00:10:00,650 --> 00:10:02,617
but we were extremely rich.
309
00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:05,103
- We had a chambermaid.
- Not now, Eunice.
310
00:10:05,139 --> 00:10:07,406
Okay, so we are way behind.
311
00:10:07,441 --> 00:10:09,341
Picking out napkins took up
a shockingly large part
312
00:10:09,376 --> 00:10:11,143
of the day, which is funny,
because in my regular life,
313
00:10:11,178 --> 00:10:13,078
- I don't use napkins ever.
- That's gross,
314
00:10:13,113 --> 00:10:16,014
but the good news is,
your groom gut is all fired up.
315
00:10:16,050 --> 00:10:18,116
She sure is, and she's hungry for tasks.
316
00:10:18,152 --> 00:10:19,885
- Your groom gut is a woman?
- Yeah, why?
317
00:10:19,920 --> 00:10:21,753
- I think it's really cool.
- Oh, thanks!
318
00:10:21,789 --> 00:10:23,155
All right, let's crush this list.
319
00:10:23,190 --> 00:10:24,523
Calla lilies? Do you think I'm planning
320
00:10:24,558 --> 00:10:27,020
a funeral? I want dahlias.
321
00:10:27,528 --> 00:10:29,828
No, no, no. Brown sprinkles
322
00:10:29,863 --> 00:10:31,163
at the ice cream bar?
323
00:10:31,198 --> 00:10:32,197
Do you think I'm planning a funeral?
324
00:10:32,232 --> 00:10:33,620
Give me rainbow!
325
00:10:33,656 --> 00:10:34,955
Mini lamb shanks?
326
00:10:34,991 --> 00:10:36,257
Do you think I'm planning a funeral?
327
00:10:36,293 --> 00:10:38,907
Swap 'em out for some tiny tuna tacos.
328
00:10:39,907 --> 00:10:41,440
Why do you keep saying
the funeral thing?
329
00:10:41,475 --> 00:10:43,108
Because my groom gut has a catchphrase.
330
00:10:43,143 --> 00:10:44,443
Doy. [Laughs]
331
00:10:44,478 --> 00:10:46,244
[alarm blares] Hey, Sarge, look at this!
332
00:10:46,280 --> 00:10:48,146
I cleared all my alarms. We're amazing!
333
00:10:48,182 --> 00:10:49,848
Should we start a business
where we just become
334
00:10:49,883 --> 00:10:51,783
professional choosers?
We could call it...
335
00:10:51,819 --> 00:10:53,385
- "Pro-Choice Industries."
- Jake?
336
00:10:53,420 --> 00:10:54,989
You're right, that name
is needlessly political,
337
00:10:55,025 --> 00:10:56,334
but the business idea is solid.
338
00:10:56,370 --> 00:10:59,303
No, I'm not talking about that.
All those decisions you made?
339
00:10:59,339 --> 00:11:01,005
You are way over budget.
340
00:11:01,041 --> 00:11:04,579
Oh, no. My groom gut is a fancy bitch.
341
00:11:05,232 --> 00:11:07,065
Well, our only lead turned to crap.
342
00:11:07,101 --> 00:11:09,267
Let me go back in there.
I just need a little more time
343
00:11:09,303 --> 00:11:11,103
with Louise. Did you see Eunice?
344
00:11:11,138 --> 00:11:12,404
She was practically humping my leg.
345
00:11:12,439 --> 00:11:15,040
No, dude, it's over. We lost Sergio.
346
00:11:15,075 --> 00:11:17,042
Oh, God, I just wanna crush something.
347
00:11:17,077 --> 00:11:19,411
- Look, we will find him.
- No, we won't.
348
00:11:19,446 --> 00:11:21,279
I thought I was a better cop
than I was seven years ago,
349
00:11:21,315 --> 00:11:23,015
but I'm not. I'm still the same loser
350
00:11:23,050 --> 00:11:25,625
who lost him back then. Stupid loser!
351
00:11:26,987 --> 00:11:28,553
That's very wasteful.
352
00:11:28,589 --> 00:11:31,559
Thank you for your wisdom.
Greatest generation.
353
00:11:31,761 --> 00:11:33,828
Look, you didn't lose him back then.
354
00:11:33,864 --> 00:11:35,560
Yes, I did. I had him cornered
355
00:11:35,596 --> 00:11:36,828
- and I lost him.
- No.
356
00:11:36,864 --> 00:11:37,842
I lost him.
357
00:11:37,878 --> 00:11:40,111
I'm the one who let him
get away the first time.
358
00:11:40,601 --> 00:11:42,300
- What?
- When we had him cornered
359
00:11:42,336 --> 00:11:44,136
in that warehouse,
you told me to cover the back.
360
00:11:44,171 --> 00:11:46,538
I thought I heard something on
the roof and I left my post.
361
00:11:46,573 --> 00:11:48,273
You always wondered how he got away?
362
00:11:48,308 --> 00:11:50,572
I let him. It was my fault.
363
00:11:51,945 --> 00:11:54,913
- And I never told you.
- Seriously?
364
00:11:54,948 --> 00:11:57,215
Hey, Louise Mindar has
been signed out of the building
365
00:11:57,251 --> 00:11:59,584
for a therapy appointment,
but she doesn't do therapy
366
00:11:59,620 --> 00:12:01,853
and hasn't left the premises in years.
367
00:12:01,889 --> 00:12:03,488
Oh, my God, she must
be going to see Sergio.
368
00:12:03,524 --> 00:12:05,190
- Maybe.
- Definitely!
369
00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:07,926
Rosa, we have a lead!
We finally have a lead!
370
00:12:07,961 --> 00:12:09,361
Whatever. I'm not talking to you.
371
00:12:09,396 --> 00:12:10,644
Let's go.
372
00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:13,532
That seems like a good thing.
Why isn't she happier?
373
00:12:13,567 --> 00:12:16,134
There's a lot going on
that I can't explain, Ezra!
374
00:12:16,170 --> 00:12:17,536
But thank you.
Seriously, you saved the day.
375
00:12:28,546 --> 00:12:29,545
Look at us.
376
00:12:29,581 --> 00:12:30,858
Following an old lady,
377
00:12:30,894 --> 00:12:32,645
about to catch our white whale.
378
00:12:32,984 --> 00:12:36,018
Ah, just another exciting day
for the sleuth sisters.
379
00:12:36,257 --> 00:12:38,091
That's a name I just came up with.
380
00:12:38,127 --> 00:12:39,906
If you like it, stay silent.
381
00:12:40,491 --> 00:12:42,491
Good, I like it too.
That's our name forever.
382
00:12:42,527 --> 00:12:44,160
[cell phone rings] Oh, that's weird.
383
00:12:44,195 --> 00:12:45,995
The nursing home's calling me. Hello?
384
00:12:46,030 --> 00:12:47,530
Hello, this is Eunice,
385
00:12:47,565 --> 00:12:49,332
the lady from the home
with the chambermaid.
386
00:12:49,367 --> 00:12:51,334
- Yes.
- I mentioned Frank's niece's
387
00:12:51,369 --> 00:12:53,936
- botched uterus.
- We know who you are, Eunice.
388
00:12:53,972 --> 00:12:56,138
- What can I help you with?
- You said to call you
389
00:12:56,174 --> 00:12:58,140
- if I saw anything peculiar.
- Mm-hmm?
390
00:12:58,176 --> 00:13:00,309
There's a very strange man
in Louise's room,
391
00:13:00,345 --> 00:13:02,144
digging around while she's away.
392
00:13:02,180 --> 00:13:04,247
- Isn't that peculiar?
- Can I put you on hold?
393
00:13:04,282 --> 00:13:05,372
Is there music?
394
00:13:05,408 --> 00:13:06,975
I love the mu... [phone beeps]
395
00:13:07,011 --> 00:13:08,244
I bet that's Sergio.
396
00:13:08,280 --> 00:13:09,880
I bet he set up this whole Louise thing
397
00:13:09,916 --> 00:13:11,415
as a distraction to get us
out of the nursing home
398
00:13:11,451 --> 00:13:13,117
because that's where he stashed his cash
399
00:13:13,153 --> 00:13:14,418
before he went to Paraguay.
400
00:13:14,454 --> 00:13:16,287
Damn it, I wish there
was some way to know
401
00:13:16,427 --> 00:13:18,394
if that peculiar man was Sergio.
402
00:13:18,429 --> 00:13:20,263
Eunice, what did the man smell like?
403
00:13:20,298 --> 00:13:21,731
Like an English garden.
404
00:13:24,068 --> 00:13:26,602
Okay, I have a plan
to get us back on budget.
405
00:13:26,638 --> 00:13:29,138
I got my groom gut to agree
to a more basic wine package.
406
00:13:29,173 --> 00:13:31,744
Basic meaning simple,
or basic meaning "basic"?
407
00:13:31,780 --> 00:13:33,246
Basic meaning "basic," Terry.
408
00:13:33,282 --> 00:13:35,048
We're drinking the wine with
the foot on the label,
409
00:13:35,084 --> 00:13:36,651
but it's a huge savings
and we can make up the rest
410
00:13:36,687 --> 00:13:38,470
if we just assemble
the gift bags ourselves.
411
00:13:38,506 --> 00:13:40,072
Okay, we can do that.
412
00:13:40,108 --> 00:13:41,340
How much work can that possibly be?
413
00:13:41,376 --> 00:13:43,109
Here are Amy's instructions.
414
00:13:43,254 --> 00:13:45,221
"Place eight Jordan almonds...
two pink, two blue,
415
00:13:45,256 --> 00:13:46,956
"two white, and two purple...
at the center
416
00:13:46,991 --> 00:13:49,325
"of the organza square.
Draw the corners to a point
417
00:13:49,360 --> 00:13:50,760
"and use the two-centimeter ribbon
418
00:13:50,795 --> 00:13:52,762
to cinch into a mini-bag." Good lord.
419
00:13:52,797 --> 00:13:55,665
- That doesn't sound so bad.
- That's step one... of 38.
420
00:13:55,700 --> 00:13:57,747
We don't have time for that!
We need help.
421
00:13:57,783 --> 00:13:59,182
- We need to hire a team.
- I know,
422
00:13:59,218 --> 00:14:00,885
but there's no money in the budget.
423
00:14:01,172 --> 00:14:03,039
Unless... maybe we could find people
424
00:14:03,074 --> 00:14:04,979
that were willing to work
for something other than money.
425
00:14:05,543 --> 00:14:07,743
Hey, Hitchcock and Scully!
How would you two like
426
00:14:07,779 --> 00:14:10,182
to earn some candy almonds?
427
00:14:10,815 --> 00:14:12,315
You got our attention.
428
00:14:12,350 --> 00:14:13,616
- Water bottle.
- Nut assortment.
429
00:14:13,651 --> 00:14:15,217
- Local jam.
- Jake and Amy cookie.
430
00:14:15,253 --> 00:14:17,019
- Cone of pretzels.
- Jordan almonds, and...
431
00:14:17,055 --> 00:14:18,254
Aspirin for the morning after.
432
00:14:18,289 --> 00:14:20,556
- Cake pops.
- And cinch and...
433
00:14:20,591 --> 00:14:22,024
- Done.
- Blink.
434
00:14:22,060 --> 00:14:23,459
- Mmm.
- Block.
435
00:14:23,494 --> 00:14:25,461
Sir, Olivia Crawford is on her way up.
436
00:14:25,496 --> 00:14:26,588
I know. I invited her.
437
00:14:26,624 --> 00:14:28,124
Did you change your mind
about the whispering?
438
00:14:28,160 --> 00:14:29,649
'Cause we came up with some dandies.
439
00:14:29,685 --> 00:14:31,952
I heard she's a day drinker.
440
00:14:31,988 --> 00:14:33,487
I heard she doesn't like me.
441
00:14:33,638 --> 00:14:35,371
I actually did hear that.
Officer Thomas told me.
442
00:14:35,406 --> 00:14:37,106
I told you I wouldn't be doing that.
443
00:14:37,141 --> 00:14:38,341
I've come up with a different plan
444
00:14:38,376 --> 00:14:39,809
- and I've implemented it.
- Raymond.
445
00:14:39,844 --> 00:14:40,855
Hello.
446
00:14:42,128 --> 00:14:44,195
- You have goop in your eye.
- No, I don't.
447
00:14:44,349 --> 00:14:45,815
I rinsed my eyes before you arrived.
448
00:14:45,850 --> 00:14:47,107
Fine. What's this about?
449
00:14:47,143 --> 00:14:49,151
I wanted to let you know
that I've thought it over,
450
00:14:49,187 --> 00:14:51,387
and I've been acting selfishly.
451
00:14:51,422 --> 00:14:53,589
I wasn't considering
what's best for this city.
452
00:14:53,624 --> 00:14:55,524
That's why, before you got here,
453
00:14:55,560 --> 00:14:57,426
I sent a letter withdrawing my name
454
00:14:57,462 --> 00:14:58,728
- from the commissioners race.
- What?
455
00:14:58,763 --> 00:15:00,363
- Both: No!
- You're young and smart
456
00:15:00,398 --> 00:15:01,597
and progressive
and a hell of a lot better
457
00:15:01,632 --> 00:15:03,199
than John Kelly. I've been waiting
458
00:15:03,234 --> 00:15:04,667
my entire career for
a commissioner like you.
459
00:15:04,702 --> 00:15:06,502
- Captain...
- If I have to be
460
00:15:06,537 --> 00:15:07,737
the bigger person to open
the doors to change, then...
461
00:15:07,772 --> 00:15:09,338
I also felt bad.
462
00:15:09,374 --> 00:15:10,673
And I also sent in a letter
463
00:15:10,708 --> 00:15:12,541
withdrawing my name from contention.
464
00:15:15,130 --> 00:15:17,030
We just made John Kelly commissioner.
465
00:15:17,331 --> 00:15:20,032
Not if we get those letters
back before anyone reads them.
466
00:15:20,184 --> 00:15:22,718
- Are you too old to run?
- Are you too inexperienced
467
00:15:22,754 --> 00:15:25,121
to know that power-walking
is a far more efficient
468
00:15:25,156 --> 00:15:26,389
and sustainable method of hurrying?
469
00:15:26,424 --> 00:15:27,423
Burn.
470
00:15:30,328 --> 00:15:32,461
[grunts] Wow!
471
00:15:32,497 --> 00:15:34,263
We're actually gonna get these gift bags
472
00:15:34,298 --> 00:15:36,332
to the venue before they close.
Thank you, Terry.
473
00:15:36,367 --> 00:15:37,423
Don't thank me.
474
00:15:37,447 --> 00:15:38,933
Hitchcock and Scully
did more than I did.
475
00:15:38,969 --> 00:15:40,380
Yeah, but you had to hold
your hand near their mouth
476
00:15:40,416 --> 00:15:41,520
when you fed them those almonds.
477
00:15:41,556 --> 00:15:43,805
And that's scary.
We're like snapping turtles.
478
00:15:43,841 --> 00:15:45,441
Exactly. All right, let's get going.
479
00:15:45,476 --> 00:15:46,776
Those chocolates are gonna melt.
480
00:15:46,811 --> 00:15:48,377
Oop. Open up.
481
00:15:48,413 --> 00:15:49,879
- I gave you the keys.
- Oh, right.
482
00:15:49,914 --> 00:15:51,847
Um... oh, no. Where did I put them?
483
00:15:51,883 --> 00:15:53,749
Let's see. I had them in my left hand,
484
00:15:53,785 --> 00:15:55,217
and then I went to open the trunk,
485
00:15:55,253 --> 00:15:56,685
so I switched to my right hand.
486
00:15:56,721 --> 00:15:58,387
Oh, but then I had to sneeze,
and I thought,
487
00:15:58,423 --> 00:15:59,722
"I don't want to sneeze on these keys."
488
00:15:59,757 --> 00:16:01,690
Dr. Seuss. Not really, but should be.
489
00:16:01,726 --> 00:16:04,827
"Do not sneeze on my keys.
Do not wheeze on my keys.
490
00:16:04,862 --> 00:16:08,497
Do not sneeze on your knees
on my keys, if you please."
491
00:16:08,533 --> 00:16:10,332
Jake, could you please move
along on this thought journey?
492
00:16:10,368 --> 00:16:11,600
Yeah, right, sorry.
Okay, so then I put them
493
00:16:11,636 --> 00:16:13,940
on top of a plastic tub, which is...
494
00:16:14,472 --> 00:16:16,701
locked inside the car.
495
00:16:16,942 --> 00:16:18,608
The keys are locked inside the car!
496
00:16:18,910 --> 00:16:20,438
Why?
497
00:16:21,959 --> 00:16:24,559
- He's gone.
- [sighs] Look at the vent.
498
00:16:24,916 --> 00:16:26,682
We were right.
He came back for the cash.
499
00:16:26,717 --> 00:16:28,884
Hi, it's Eunice,
the lady with the chambermaid.
500
00:16:28,920 --> 00:16:30,419
Yes, Eunice, we know who you are.
501
00:16:30,455 --> 00:16:31,821
That man is in the hall right now.
502
00:16:31,856 --> 00:16:33,422
- What?
- Ooh.
503
00:16:33,458 --> 00:16:34,723
He's heading for the back exit!
504
00:16:34,759 --> 00:16:37,726
[residents murmuring]
505
00:16:37,762 --> 00:16:39,076
Look! There's Sergio.
506
00:16:39,112 --> 00:16:40,612
Damn it! He's getting away again.
507
00:16:40,648 --> 00:16:42,248
Not this time, partner.
See you on the ground.
508
00:16:42,284 --> 00:16:45,051
- What?
- You're mine, Sergio!
509
00:16:45,087 --> 00:16:46,586
[grunts] Ow!
510
00:16:46,838 --> 00:16:48,704
[car engine turns over] Did he get away?
511
00:16:48,739 --> 00:16:50,439
[wheels screech]
512
00:16:50,475 --> 00:16:52,475
Yes. Very easily.
513
00:16:56,455 --> 00:16:58,088
What the hell were you thinking?
514
00:16:58,124 --> 00:16:59,874
You're lucky you just
dislocated your knee.
515
00:16:59,937 --> 00:17:00,878
How do you know it's dislocated?
516
00:17:00,914 --> 00:17:02,272
I went to med school for three years.
517
00:17:02,308 --> 00:17:03,648
- You did? When?
- That's not the point!
518
00:17:03,683 --> 00:17:04,649
Why did you jump off the building?
519
00:17:04,684 --> 00:17:05,917
I was trying to make up
520
00:17:05,952 --> 00:17:07,318
for letting him get away
seven years ago.
521
00:17:07,353 --> 00:17:08,586
What? I don't care about that.
522
00:17:08,621 --> 00:17:10,288
You had an instinct. You followed it
523
00:17:10,323 --> 00:17:12,216
and you were wrong.
That happens to everybody.
524
00:17:12,357 --> 00:17:13,873
I care that you lied to me.
525
00:17:13,909 --> 00:17:14,960
It's just...
526
00:17:15,677 --> 00:17:17,777
we didn't know each
other well back then,
527
00:17:17,813 --> 00:17:20,814
and, to be honest, when I
first got to the Nine-Nine,
528
00:17:20,849 --> 00:17:22,983
I was a little intimidated by you.
529
00:17:23,018 --> 00:17:24,341
Good. Go on.
530
00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:25,952
And then it got more and more
awkward to bring up,
531
00:17:25,988 --> 00:17:27,821
so... I never did.
532
00:17:27,856 --> 00:17:29,656
I just hoped that we'd
catch him eventually
533
00:17:29,691 --> 00:17:33,022
and you'd never be tipped off
to the fact that I let him go.
534
00:17:33,328 --> 00:17:35,999
[gasps] Oh! [Groans]
535
00:17:36,035 --> 00:17:37,334
What are you doing
with your face and your voice?
536
00:17:37,370 --> 00:17:38,898
I had an epiphany
and I got real excited.
537
00:17:38,934 --> 00:17:41,601
I moved my knee
and now I hurt a-real bad.
538
00:17:41,637 --> 00:17:42,736
Okay, breathe through the pain
539
00:17:42,771 --> 00:17:43,737
and tell me what you figured out.
540
00:17:43,772 --> 00:17:44,732
Someone tipped off Sergio
541
00:17:44,768 --> 00:17:46,234
that the cops were visiting
his grandmother,
542
00:17:46,270 --> 00:17:47,797
and there was only one person
that knew we were cops.
543
00:17:47,833 --> 00:17:49,609
That nurse who hates old people, Ezra.
544
00:17:49,645 --> 00:17:51,401
Of course. Never leave
your money unprotected.
545
00:17:51,437 --> 00:17:53,025
That's the first thing
I learned in business school.
546
00:17:53,061 --> 00:17:54,670
You also went to business school?
547
00:17:54,706 --> 00:17:56,648
Yeah, and I also have
a pilot's license. Whatever.
548
00:17:56,684 --> 00:17:58,116
Point is, now we have a link to Sergio,
549
00:17:58,152 --> 00:17:59,751
- so let's go get him.
- So we're good?
550
00:18:00,022 --> 00:18:01,593
You're not mad at me anymore?
551
00:18:01,990 --> 00:18:03,523
No. You're about to be
552
00:18:03,559 --> 00:18:04,758
- real mad at me.
- For what?
553
00:18:04,793 --> 00:18:05,892
'Cause I'm gonna reset your knee.
554
00:18:05,928 --> 00:18:06,973
- Look at the bunny.
- Huh?
555
00:18:07,009 --> 00:18:08,061
[bones crack, Amy shouts]
556
00:18:08,096 --> 00:18:09,629
I called the locksmith.
557
00:18:09,665 --> 00:18:11,665
He said an hour.
That means two hours minimum.
558
00:18:11,700 --> 00:18:13,400
We can't wait that long.
Our little cookie faces
559
00:18:13,435 --> 00:18:14,534
are already melting.
560
00:18:14,570 --> 00:18:15,729
We look like a couple of Slimers.
561
00:18:15,765 --> 00:18:17,698
Yeah, those cookies
are definitely ruined.
562
00:18:17,834 --> 00:18:20,602
- I'll take them off your hands.
- You're a good person, Scully.
563
00:18:20,638 --> 00:18:21,904
[sighs] This is crazy.
564
00:18:21,940 --> 00:18:23,573
Why don't you have a backup key, Terry?
565
00:18:23,609 --> 00:18:25,912
The dealer tried charging me
an extra $300 for it.
566
00:18:25,948 --> 00:18:27,347
I told him I didn't want it
567
00:18:27,382 --> 00:18:29,783
because Terry never loses his key.
568
00:18:29,818 --> 00:18:31,818
Yeah, but Jake does.
You always have to plan
569
00:18:31,853 --> 00:18:33,653
around me. I'm a part of your life.
570
00:18:33,689 --> 00:18:34,988
All right, look.
We only have one option left.
571
00:18:35,023 --> 00:18:36,942
You're gonna have to pick up the car
and carry it to the venue.
572
00:18:36,978 --> 00:18:38,244
Well, how will we get the bags out?
573
00:18:38,280 --> 00:18:39,846
Is that seriously your only problem
574
00:18:39,882 --> 00:18:41,248
- with what I just said?
- Pretty much.
575
00:18:41,284 --> 00:18:43,462
This was a test. These tasks were a way
576
00:18:43,498 --> 00:18:44,731
for me to prove I was gonna
be a good husband,
577
00:18:44,766 --> 00:18:46,129
- and I failed!
- Jake,
578
00:18:46,165 --> 00:18:49,033
being a good husband doesn't
mean you have to pass some test
579
00:18:49,069 --> 00:18:51,604
or do everything right.
Do you have any idea
580
00:18:51,640 --> 00:18:53,106
- how often I mess things up?
- [sighs]
581
00:18:53,141 --> 00:18:54,497
- So you're a bad husband too?
- No.
582
00:18:54,533 --> 00:18:56,166
Definitely not.
You're cutting in too soon
583
00:18:56,202 --> 00:18:57,417
- before the point.
- Sorry.
584
00:18:57,453 --> 00:19:00,580
Look, being a good husband
is about caring enough to try.
585
00:19:00,616 --> 00:19:01,982
This whole day, you've been doing
586
00:19:02,017 --> 00:19:04,384
everything possible to
make sure Amy was happy.
587
00:19:04,419 --> 00:19:06,086
You keep doing that, you gonna be okay,
588
00:19:06,121 --> 00:19:07,990
even if you make some mistakes.
589
00:19:08,212 --> 00:19:09,315
You're right.
590
00:19:10,424 --> 00:19:11,758
Thanks, Terry.
591
00:19:12,427 --> 00:19:13,693
Hiyah!
592
00:19:13,729 --> 00:19:15,729
What the hell? My van!
593
00:19:15,764 --> 00:19:18,043
- What are you doing?
- Whatever it takes to make Amy happy.
594
00:19:18,079 --> 00:19:20,176
You told me to do this.
Now, let's get these gift bags
595
00:19:20,212 --> 00:19:21,548
to the venue!
596
00:19:22,537 --> 00:19:24,537
Oh, my God! Why did you do that?
597
00:19:24,573 --> 00:19:26,773
Because I care! Oh, I feel so good.
598
00:19:26,808 --> 00:19:28,441
Why'd you break a second window, fool?
599
00:19:28,477 --> 00:19:30,810
You know, you're really stepping
on my moment here, Terry.
600
00:19:30,846 --> 00:19:32,112
I love Amy Santiago!
601
00:19:32,147 --> 00:19:34,268
We're gonna take each other's names!
602
00:19:34,304 --> 00:19:35,336
Let's go!
603
00:19:35,372 --> 00:19:36,687
- [sneaky music]
604
00:19:38,086 --> 00:19:41,988
♪ ♪
605
00:19:42,024 --> 00:19:44,124
- Boyle, watch the door.
- Watch the door.
606
00:19:44,159 --> 00:19:47,060
That's the job they always give
the coolest guy in the heist.
607
00:19:47,095 --> 00:19:49,029
Everyone else, dig in.
We're looking for any letter
608
00:19:49,064 --> 00:19:50,815
addressed to Deputy
Commissioner Stevenson.
609
00:19:50,851 --> 00:19:52,183
Are we even sure they're here?
610
00:19:52,219 --> 00:19:54,033
I messengered mine over.
There are only three
611
00:19:54,069 --> 00:19:55,412
building-wide distributions a day.
612
00:19:55,448 --> 00:19:56,614
The next one isn't until 6:00 p.m.,
613
00:19:56,650 --> 00:19:57,883
so we still have 22 minutes.
614
00:19:57,919 --> 00:20:00,407
What are we looking for?
Can you describe the envelope?
615
00:20:00,442 --> 00:20:02,108
It was a white number ten.
It's the same kind you use
616
00:20:02,144 --> 00:20:03,567
to send fan mail to yourself.
617
00:20:03,603 --> 00:20:05,970
I've never done that,
but I do know what envelopes
618
00:20:06,006 --> 00:20:08,770
my fans use, so that's very helpful.
619
00:20:08,968 --> 00:20:10,367
Is this it?
620
00:20:10,986 --> 00:20:12,719
Yes! Well done, Olivia.
621
00:20:12,754 --> 00:20:14,054
Okay, tear that up,
622
00:20:14,089 --> 00:20:16,022
and now we just have
to find your letter.
623
00:20:16,058 --> 00:20:17,957
What are the dimensions
of your envelope?
624
00:20:17,993 --> 00:20:19,159
Zero by zero.
625
00:20:21,730 --> 00:20:22,862
It's too late for me.
626
00:20:22,898 --> 00:20:24,130
I withdrew from the race by e-mail.
627
00:20:24,166 --> 00:20:25,799
- What?
- Yes, I used e-mail,
628
00:20:25,834 --> 00:20:27,967
because I'm not a million years old.
629
00:20:28,003 --> 00:20:30,003
Listen, the only reason why
I even made it this far
630
00:20:30,038 --> 00:20:32,639
is because you stood up for me
with the selection committee.
631
00:20:32,674 --> 00:20:34,674
I came here to make sure
that at least one of us
632
00:20:34,710 --> 00:20:37,711
stays in the running.
Someone has to beat John Kelly.
633
00:20:37,746 --> 00:20:39,665
So you better get that damn job.
634
00:20:40,464 --> 00:20:42,585
'Cause I'm excited to have you
as my commissioner.
635
00:20:44,676 --> 00:20:45,844
Thank you, Olivia.
636
00:20:46,422 --> 00:20:48,389
And I'll be excited for you
to be commissioner after me.
637
00:20:48,425 --> 00:20:49,889
That'll probably be
in a matter of months,
638
00:20:49,925 --> 00:20:52,041
once you die from old age.
639
00:20:52,334 --> 00:20:53,385
Go get 'em, Grandpa.
640
00:20:54,620 --> 00:20:55,395
[knocking]
641
00:20:56,526 --> 00:20:58,459
Nurse Ezra, hey. Do you have a minute?
642
00:20:58,495 --> 00:21:00,328
I'm actually kind of busy right now.
643
00:21:00,364 --> 00:21:02,998
Right, harboring a fugitive.
Should I come back, or...
644
00:21:03,034 --> 00:21:04,700
he's here and on the move!
645
00:21:04,736 --> 00:21:10,741
♪ ♪
646
00:21:12,689 --> 00:21:15,490
- [shouts, grunts]
- All right, Sergio.
647
00:21:15,526 --> 00:21:17,183
We've been waiting seven
years to say this.
648
00:21:17,219 --> 00:21:19,219
Sergio Mindar, you're under arrest.
649
00:21:19,254 --> 00:21:22,789
That's Y-O-U, apostrophe, R-E.
650
00:21:22,824 --> 00:21:24,026
I can't believe you caught me.
651
00:21:24,062 --> 00:21:26,396
Well, believe it. We're an amazing team.
652
00:21:26,432 --> 00:21:29,362
- We're the sleuth sisters.
- Damn straight, we are.
653
00:21:33,702 --> 00:21:36,136
- Lame.
- Stay out of it, Sergio!
654
00:21:38,188 --> 00:21:42,188
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