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(BRIGHT FANFARE)

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Can you believe this, Scully?

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Looks like we're
the only responsible people

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who show up on time anymore.

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And they're always calling us
lazy, but where are they now?

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- I don't see them.
- They're not here.

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- But you know who is?
- Hitchcock and Scully.

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The oafs - The bozos.

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- The...
- Idiots!

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What are you doing here?
The building's being fumigated.

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There were so many emails.

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There were? We didn't...

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- Lightweight.
- That's your takeaway?

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(UPBEAT MUSIC)

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♪

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It just doesn't seem
like he should be that fast

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for how big he is
Gah, I hate Wario.

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Peralta, my office.

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Oh, Kevin's here
And you both look so upset.

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Oh, no, did they stop
funding the arts?

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They did, but that doesn't
matter anymore.

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Nothing does
Cheddar has been kidnapped.

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- Someone took our fluffy boy.
- Oh, my God.

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What happened?

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Well, Cheddar and I walked
to the bakery together,

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we shared a plain scone
Then we went to the park,

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and I let him off leash
He never came back.

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- Someone took our fluffy boy.
- Right, you mentioned that.

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Now, just to be clear,

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you didn't actually see someone
take him, right?

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So there's a chance
Cheddar just ran away.

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- You know like some dogs do.
- Cheddar isn't some dog.

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He would never do that
Someone took our...

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Fluffy boy, yes, I understand

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I need you to drop everything.

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Nothing in the world
is important to me as this dog

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I wouldn't say nothing.

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For example,
you and I are very close.

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- We don't have time for this.
- Okay.

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In kidnappings, the first
48 hours are the most crucial.

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Right, and in dog years,
that's only seven hours.

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- Why would you say that?
- This is why everyone

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- prefers that dog to you.
- Everyone?

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Okay, look, I'm just saying

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that before we jump
to any conclusions.

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(TEXT DINGS)
We should consider the fact

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that there's no actual proof
that someone kidnapped Cheddar.

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It's a text It reads,

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"I have kidnapped your dog"

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I see Well, that seems

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like pretty hard proof.

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That's good Good proof.

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♪ I said who's that mama
looking so cool ♪

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♪ I'm that mama
looking so cool ♪

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- Whoa?
- (GASPS) What?

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Oh, sorry, didn't see you there.

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Yeah, that was clear
What's going on?

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- Why you dork dancing?
- A baby store in Dumbo

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is having a contest
to win a Snoog.

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Who or what is a Snoog?

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- Are you kidding me?
- It's only the best roller.

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It has the versatility
of Sporjule,

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the safety rating of a Fajerb,

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and an even smoother ride
than the Kinderbuscht.

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Are you having a stroke?

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All the best strollers
are from Scandinavia,

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where they don't hate people
for having children

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I saw "Midsommar".

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Those people have
their own problems.

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A Snoog is my dream stroller,

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but it's way too expensive.

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What's the contest?

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It's an endurance competition.

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Everyone has to stand
with one hand on the stroller,

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and if you let go, you're out.

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Last person holding on wins.

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Sounds painful Can I come?

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Aww For moral support?

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Sure That.

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Okay, sir,

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the kidnapper should be calling
with his demands any minute.

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If we trace his location,
we can find your fuzzy boy.

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Not fuzzy He's fluffy.

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We don't know
what he is anymore.

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He could be fuzzy,
he could be anything

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Raymond, he could be scruffy.

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Now you've upset Kevin
I hope you're happy.

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Why would I be happy?

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I clearly just mixed up
fuzzy and fluffy.

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"Just?" You're fired

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I want your shield
and your piece.

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- That seems a little extreme.
- Jake is right.

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- Thank you, Kevin.
- Just suspend him without pay.

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- Why did you ask for my help?
- (PHONE BUZZING)

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He's calling - Sir, remember,

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we need two minutes
for the trace.

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Two minutes, understood.

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So just keep him talking
and stay calm.

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Peralta,
I'm in complete control.

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- (DISGUISED VOICE) Hello?
- Shut your damn mouth

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- I'm the one talking here.
- Then this is over.

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(BEEP)
And he hung up.

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Well, that could've gone better.

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Come on, Terry
You can pick up that paper

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(STRAINED GROAN)

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No, forget it
It's only a first offence.

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Is everything okay, Lieutenant?

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You've been groaning all morning

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I'm sore from my workout
My muscles hurt so bad.

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Look Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.

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Come with me, friend
I have exactly what you need.

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Bone broth!

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It's an old Boyle family recipe

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I drink it after every workout,
and I'm never sore.

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Boyle, I don't think
we're maxing out

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at the same weight at the gym.

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Oh, Terry, they're just numbers.

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You'll get there.

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Hey, there you are, and oh,
my God what is happening?

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I've gotten mad,
and now I'm getting even.

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Okay, look, Sir,
I know you're upset,

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but you need to stay calm and
treat this like any other case

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I mean, I can't believe
I'm gonna say this,

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but now is not the time
to go all John Wick.

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Who's that? A friend of yours?

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(SIGHS) I wish,
but he's not a real person.

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He's a movie assassin
that goes nuts

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when someone messes with his dog.

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Then call me "John Wicks,"
'cause I'm about to go nuts.

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It's "Wick," singular,
and you already did go nuts.

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It cost us the trace, remember?
Look, I need you to focus.

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The kidnapper texted his demands.

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How much does the bastard
want for my little doggy?

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Oh, that's just it
He doesn't want money.

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He requested all the files
we worked from May 2004.

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It's a lead.

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He's gotta be connected
to one of those cases somehow.

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Interesting.

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You know what else
is interesting?

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- Hmm?
- Grenades.

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Just please, stop it
I'm gonna take Kevin

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to the park where Cheddar was
kidnapped and look for clues

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I need you to stay here,
go through those files,

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and put together a list
of potential suspects.

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- Can you do that?
- Okay, fine

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- I'll go through the files.
- Great.

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You realize I can't leave

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until you put
the grenades back, right?

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Oh, but you let John Wicks
have grenades?

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It's "Wick" Singular.

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Just put 'em back.

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Okay, Kevin, we need
to recreate your morning

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and see
if we can find some clues.

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All right, Cheddar and I entered

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on the east side of the park
over past those trees...

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Oh, how he loved those trees

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Jake, I don't know
if I can do this.

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Yeah, you can do this,
I'm right here with you.

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We're gonna get through it
together.

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Now let's go - (COUGHS)

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Oh, hey, Kev, bud,
couldn't help but notice

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that when I said, "let's go,"
you didn't go.

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You stayed here
and stared at that bench.

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Cheddar loved benches.

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He'd run up to them
Sniff their legs.

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Paw at them with his...

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Paws, sure,
that's what you paw with.

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(CLEARS THROAT) I'm sorry
This is impossible.

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Everything I see
reminds me of Cheddar.

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The grass, the asphalt,
squirrels...

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- Cheddar loved squirrels.
- Oh, stop.

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He loves to chase them
I suppose I should say loved.

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He'd never get there He's like...

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Eeyh, Kevin, stop, all right?

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We need to get over to that
gate and recreate your morning,

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and if seeing all these things
is too much,

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- then just focus only on me.
- Okay.

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All right,
stare straight into my eyes.

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Very good, I will stare
straight into your eyes.

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Okay Oh, wow.

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Piercing
Huh, okay, so let's do this.

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And we are heading to the east
gate, we're doing great.

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This is working I can do this.

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Here we go - I'm doing it.

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- You're looking away.
- No, I'm not.

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Stop looking away - I'm not.

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- Don't look away.
- But I see leaves.

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- No!
- Cheddar loved

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playing in leaves
Didn't matter what kind.

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Oak, maple, elm.

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Wait, I hate to cut you off,
but look what I found.

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Security camera.

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Cheddar loved security cameras.

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How is that possible?

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Oh, Rosa, there she is
The Snoog!

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Look at those sexy lines.

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Oh, I just wanna get
behind that thing and push.

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Aw, man, you're grossing me out.

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(GASPS)
What is Teddy doing here?

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- Teddy?
- Oh, my gosh, hey Amy.

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Right, boring ex-boyfriend
Teddy.

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Hey, Teddy - Hey, Rosa.

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- What are you doing here?
- You promised you would stop

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showing up places
to propose to me.

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Quit flattering yourself
I only did that four times.

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(LAUGHS) Also, I'm taken now

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I got married, last year,
in the spiciest little city

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Phoenix It was very posh.

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We served a flight
of large batch Pilsners

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I don't know if you remember,
but I love...

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BOTH: Pilsners.
- Yeah, we remember.

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Yeah, long story short,
we're pregnant now,

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and I'ma... I'ma try and win
this sexy little number.

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Oh, God, is that
what I sound like?

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Yep - Excuse me.

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Are you here
for the competition?

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Uh, yes, hi I'm Teddy Ramos.

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Took my wife's last name
Very brave.

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He's the worst.

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Hi, I'm Amy Santiago

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I am so sorry,

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but pregnant women
aren't allowed to compete.

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Not after what happened
last year.

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Are you gonna say what happened?

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It's part of the settlement
We can't.

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Okay.

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Well, uh, good news:
I'm not pregnant!

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- I just had a huge lunch.
- I'm so sorry, I just can't.

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All right, I'll compete for her.

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What? You will?

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But I know you think
these strollers are dumb.

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They are, but I can't let
that boring bastard win.

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So we decided to paint
the baby room white

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I mean, you used to have sex
with him

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I know.

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Charles, this Boyle
bone broth is incredible

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- I'm not sore at all anymore.
- I told you it works.

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The Boyles used to drink it
during potato digging season

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to keep everyone healthy
in the furrows.

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You know, I bet we could sell
this stuff.

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You really think so? (GASPS)

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We can call our company
"The Bone Boys".

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No! "More Bone, Less Moan".

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No! "Workplace Bone Buds".

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That's the one
I'm registering it.

246
00:07:54,648 --> 00:07:56,432
Ewh, we can name
the company later.

247
00:07:56,476 --> 00:07:58,478
Anyway, I know just who
to pitch this to.

248
00:07:58,521 --> 00:08:00,523
My buddy who invented
Muscle Malt.

249
00:08:00,567 --> 00:08:02,133
(GASPS) This is great!

250
00:08:02,177 --> 00:08:03,546
- (LAUGHS)
- We're the perfect partners.

251
00:08:03,570 --> 00:08:05,136
When it comes to cooking,
you got me.

252
00:08:05,180 --> 00:08:07,399
When it comes to being ripped,
you also have me.

253
00:08:07,443 --> 00:08:08,879
And you have a little connection.

254
00:08:08,923 --> 00:08:10,577
We're gonna be rich - (LAUGHS)

255
00:08:10,620 --> 00:08:12,056
Sir, we're back.

256
00:08:12,100 --> 00:08:13,580
Find anything in the case files?

257
00:08:13,623 --> 00:08:15,688
Yes, most of them were
useless, but one caught my eye.

258
00:08:15,712 --> 00:08:19,107
On May 15th, 2004 detectives
arrested Frank Kingston,

259
00:08:19,150 --> 00:08:20,543
leader of the 16th Street Gang.

260
00:08:20,587 --> 00:08:22,937
Thanks to the testimony
of confidential informant,

261
00:08:22,980 --> 00:08:26,549
Kingston served 16 years
He just got out last month.

262
00:08:26,593 --> 00:08:28,396
And you think he wants
the file to figure out

263
00:08:28,420 --> 00:08:30,268
which one of his guys
turned on him to get revenge.

264
00:08:30,292 --> 00:08:32,250
- It's a Vendetta.
- (ITALIAN ACCENT) Vendetta.

265
00:08:32,294 --> 00:08:33,687
Sure.

266
00:08:33,730 --> 00:08:36,211
So now I know who the
sumbitch is who took my dog.

267
00:08:36,254 --> 00:08:37,517
The only problem is,

268
00:08:37,560 --> 00:08:39,519
I have no idea where
to find that sumbitch.

269
00:08:39,562 --> 00:08:41,453
Well, Raymond, I think we can
help you find that sumbitch

270
00:08:41,477 --> 00:08:42,913
Jake?

271
00:08:42,957 --> 00:08:44,567
Sumbitch We all got to say it.

272
00:08:44,611 --> 00:08:46,502
Let me show you what we found:
A security camera grabbed

273
00:08:46,526 --> 00:08:48,678
some footage of Cheddar being
picked up and put into a car

274
00:08:48,702 --> 00:08:50,593
which was registered to
an anonymous shell company

275
00:08:50,617 --> 00:08:53,445
on Dean Street
We can be there in 15 minutes.

276
00:08:53,489 --> 00:08:55,360
That's weird It's sunny outside.

277
00:08:55,404 --> 00:08:57,275
Why's that weird?

278
00:08:57,319 --> 00:08:59,036
Because a (BLEEP)storm
is about to rain down

279
00:08:59,060 --> 00:09:00,452
on that punk.

280
00:09:00,496 --> 00:09:03,238
Oh, my God, I fell for it,
and I loved it.

281
00:09:03,281 --> 00:09:05,109
All right, let's gear up
Kevin, you stay here,

282
00:09:05,153 --> 00:09:07,590
and don't worry
We're gonna get your dog back.

283
00:09:07,634 --> 00:09:09,723
So we did not get your dog back.

284
00:09:09,766 --> 00:09:12,552
Unfortunately, he wasn't here
No, no, no

285
00:09:12,595 --> 00:09:14,138
I think Captain Holt's
taking it really well.

286
00:09:14,162 --> 00:09:17,208
- (SCREAMS)
- So we'll see you soon.

287
00:09:17,252 --> 00:09:18,732
Wow, five hours.

288
00:09:18,775 --> 00:09:20,647
This is the most exciting
contest we've had.

289
00:09:20,690 --> 00:09:22,530
Of course, the incident
last year was exciting,

290
00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:25,477
but we all know how that ended
(INHALES)

291
00:09:25,521 --> 00:09:27,001
No We don't.

292
00:09:27,044 --> 00:09:28,306
Right Because of the gag order

293
00:09:28,350 --> 00:09:29,743
(GROANS)

294
00:09:29,786 --> 00:09:31,372
Are you sure you wanna
keep doing this, Rosa?

295
00:09:31,396 --> 00:09:33,268
You really don't have to.

296
00:09:33,311 --> 00:09:35,115
My feet hurt a little, but
I can go as long as it takes.

297
00:09:35,139 --> 00:09:36,421
We're having a great time
back here

298
00:09:36,445 --> 00:09:37,596
I was just telling
my buddy Reggie here

299
00:09:37,620 --> 00:09:38,728
about this great salsa
that I make.

300
00:09:38,752 --> 00:09:40,275
It's so mild you barely taste it.

301
00:09:40,318 --> 00:09:41,972
That's it I can't take any more

302
00:09:42,016 --> 00:09:43,365
I'm out - Bye, Reggie

303
00:09:43,408 --> 00:09:45,038
I'll send you that article
about mailboxes.

304
00:09:45,062 --> 00:09:46,542
- Please don't!
- Oh, my God,

305
00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:49,023
Teddy is boring
people out of the competition,

306
00:09:49,066 --> 00:09:52,287
and he doesn't even realize it
Can't let him get to you, Rosa.

307
00:09:52,330 --> 00:09:54,004
It's fine, I can handle boring
We're friends.

308
00:09:54,028 --> 00:09:55,638
Ooh, guys,
you will never believe

309
00:09:55,682 --> 00:09:58,989
who I saw at Bush Gardens last
SUMMER: My neighbor.

310
00:09:59,033 --> 00:10:00,774
Yeah? Just walking around.

311
00:10:00,817 --> 00:10:03,341
The kidnapper said he would
call with drop instructions

312
00:10:03,385 --> 00:10:06,301
at 8:00 am
It is now... (SIGHS)... 8:01.

313
00:10:06,344 --> 00:10:07,737
Cheddar's dead.

314
00:10:07,781 --> 00:10:09,521
Cheddar is not dead
It's just one minute.

315
00:10:09,565 --> 00:10:11,088
Perhaps the kidnapper's watch
is slow.

316
00:10:11,132 --> 00:10:12,786
Oh, dear God,
if his watch is slow,

317
00:10:12,829 --> 00:10:14,807
there's no telling what else
this psychopath is capable of.

318
00:10:14,831 --> 00:10:17,529
Raymond, Cheddar is fine
He's coming back to us,

319
00:10:17,573 --> 00:10:20,402
and that is why I bought a new
GPS tag to put on his collar.

320
00:10:20,445 --> 00:10:21,664
Thank you, Kevin.

321
00:10:21,708 --> 00:10:23,492
At least some of us
are thinking clearly.

322
00:10:23,535 --> 00:10:25,668
Yes, crystal clear
In fact I bought 5 GPS tags.

323
00:10:25,712 --> 00:10:27,801
One for his collar
and one for each arm and leg

324
00:10:27,844 --> 00:10:29,629
I'm going to make bracelets
to put them on,

325
00:10:29,672 --> 00:10:32,066
and I'll never lose
my Cheddar again.

326
00:10:32,109 --> 00:10:33,696
Okay, a little unsettling,
but I like your positivity.

327
00:10:33,720 --> 00:10:35,504
(PHONE BUZZING)
Three minutes after 8:00.

328
00:10:35,547 --> 00:10:37,332
This man is unhinged.

329
00:10:37,375 --> 00:10:39,377
You said you'd call at 8:00
My watch is slow.

330
00:10:39,421 --> 00:10:40,683
Put the files on a flash drive,

331
00:10:40,727 --> 00:10:42,598
and have your husband bring it

332
00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:44,097
to the 9th Street entrance
of Prospect Park at noon.

333
00:10:44,121 --> 00:10:45,688
My husband? No

334
00:10:45,732 --> 00:10:47,405
I'm not involving him in this
I'll bring them myself

335
00:10:47,429 --> 00:10:49,170
I don't trust you

336
00:10:49,213 --> 00:10:50,713
I told you not to look for me,
but you did.

337
00:10:50,737 --> 00:10:53,087
Send your husband
or the deal is off.

338
00:10:53,130 --> 00:10:54,697
Clearly, we're not doing this.

339
00:10:54,741 --> 00:10:56,283
No, it's fine
We can just alter the files

340
00:10:56,307 --> 00:10:57,439
and give him fakes.

341
00:10:57,482 --> 00:10:59,136
He'll never know - It's not that.

342
00:10:59,180 --> 00:11:00,723
It's that I refuse to put Kevin
in harm's way.

343
00:11:00,747 --> 00:11:03,401
Understood,
but I think maybe I have a way

344
00:11:03,445 --> 00:11:05,099
to put Kevin in danger

345
00:11:05,142 --> 00:11:06,666
without putting Kevin in danger.

346
00:11:06,709 --> 00:11:08,165
(IMPERSONATING)
Well, hello there Raymond.

347
00:11:08,189 --> 00:11:09,712
It's me, Kevin!

348
00:11:09,756 --> 00:11:11,583
(FLATLY) And I am
Detective Jacob Peralta.

349
00:11:11,627 --> 00:11:13,692
We didn't have anything else
to wear so we just switched.

350
00:11:13,716 --> 00:11:15,457
He understands.

351
00:11:18,721 --> 00:11:20,549
Okay, if we're gonna pull
this off,

352
00:11:20,592 --> 00:11:21,985
we need to teach you

353
00:11:22,029 --> 00:11:24,335
how to move, talk, and act
exactly like Kevin.

354
00:11:24,379 --> 00:11:26,729
In other words we have
a "Pygmalion" situation.

355
00:11:26,773 --> 00:11:29,079
Exactly, a "pig mailman"
situation.

356
00:11:29,123 --> 00:11:30,690
Raymond - It'll be okay.

357
00:11:30,733 --> 00:11:32,145
- What'll be okay?
- Let's get started.

358
00:11:32,169 --> 00:11:33,886
- Yes, let's get started!
- It's getting worse.

359
00:11:33,910 --> 00:11:35,216
Spot on, Kevin.

360
00:11:35,259 --> 00:11:37,653
Look, Raymond
A yellow crested warbler.

361
00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:39,786
Look, Raymond
A yellow crested warbler.

362
00:11:39,829 --> 00:11:42,223
No, you're too excited
The warbler's a common bird.

363
00:11:42,266 --> 00:11:43,790
Ah - And then I said,

364
00:11:43,833 --> 00:11:46,227
"Which 'Metamorphosis'?
Kafka or Ovid?"

365
00:11:46,270 --> 00:11:48,272
- (LAUGHS)
- He loves it.

366
00:11:48,316 --> 00:11:50,013
He loves it - (SIGHS)

367
00:11:50,057 --> 00:11:51,338
So that's the joke
Now, you tell it.

368
00:11:51,362 --> 00:11:53,103
Oh, okay, (CLEARS THROAT)

369
00:11:53,147 --> 00:11:55,236
so a professor walks in
to a rare books collection...

370
00:11:55,279 --> 00:11:57,673
No, you've ruined it
Now it's not funny.

371
00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:59,762
Look, Raymond
A yellow crested warbler.

372
00:11:59,806 --> 00:12:02,069
Look, Raymond
A yellow crested warbler.

373
00:12:02,112 --> 00:12:03,853
Ugh, not excited enough.

374
00:12:03,897 --> 00:12:05,768
They may be common,
but they're still birds.

375
00:12:05,812 --> 00:12:07,248
At the 92nd Street Y,

376
00:12:07,291 --> 00:12:09,095
I had a wonderful symposium
on just that topic.

377
00:12:09,119 --> 00:12:10,817
That's it You're getting it.

378
00:12:10,860 --> 00:12:12,403
Ah, cool, cool, cool,
cool, cool, cool, cool.

379
00:12:12,427 --> 00:12:14,995
Don't say "cool,"
instead say "indeed".

380
00:12:15,038 --> 00:12:16,779
Oh, indeed, indeed,
indeed, indeed, indeed.

381
00:12:16,823 --> 00:12:18,738
(LAUGHS) It's weird.

382
00:12:18,781 --> 00:12:21,088
Look, Raymond
A yellow crested warbler.

383
00:12:21,131 --> 00:12:22,872
Yes!

384
00:12:22,916 --> 00:12:24,807
That's the right level
of excitement for such a bird.

385
00:12:24,831 --> 00:12:26,789
You captured
the essence of Kevin.

386
00:12:26,833 --> 00:12:28,095
You've done it.

387
00:12:28,138 --> 00:12:29,966
Correction,
I've accomplished it.

388
00:12:30,010 --> 00:12:31,620
Indeed - Indeed.

389
00:12:31,663 --> 00:12:33,100
Indeed, indeed, indeed.

390
00:12:33,143 --> 00:12:34,773
ALL: Indeed, indeed, indeed,
indeed, indeed.

391
00:12:34,797 --> 00:12:35,972
It's growing on me.

392
00:12:36,973 --> 00:12:38,975
Oh, my God, Rosa

393
00:12:39,019 --> 00:12:40,934
I can't believe
you're still here.

394
00:12:40,977 --> 00:12:42,805
And I can't believe Teddy
looks so normal

395
00:12:42,849 --> 00:12:44,130
I'm 'onna win you that Snoo
Slog.

396
00:12:44,154 --> 00:12:45,349
Snat... whatever,
my brain is broken,

397
00:12:45,373 --> 00:12:47,114
I haven't slept in 72 hours.

398
00:12:47,157 --> 00:12:48,831
You've only been doing
the competition for one night

399
00:12:48,855 --> 00:12:50,833
I mean, you're allowed
to not sleep for other reasons.

400
00:12:50,857 --> 00:12:53,773
- Okay, I got you a coffee.
- Oh, thank you.

401
00:12:53,816 --> 00:12:55,818
Just need to put my left hand
on the stroller.

402
00:12:56,863 --> 00:12:59,430
My right hand grabs the cup
My mouth do the sippin'

403
00:12:59,474 --> 00:13:01,302
What's happening?

404
00:13:01,345 --> 00:13:03,739
My broken brain won't talk
to my body, so I'm doing it.

405
00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:04,958
Blink.

406
00:13:05,001 --> 00:13:06,239
Rosa, you don't have to do this.

407
00:13:06,263 --> 00:13:07,917
You can stop - Snarl at Amy.

408
00:13:07,961 --> 00:13:09,112
(SNARLS) Teddy and I
are the only ones left

409
00:13:09,136 --> 00:13:10,833
I'm 'onna win this

410
00:13:10,877 --> 00:13:12,680
no matter how much he talks
about light rail systems.

411
00:13:12,704 --> 00:13:13,986
Ooh, you should ride the one
in Akron, by the way.

412
00:13:14,010 --> 00:13:15,707
Very little noise - Oh, my God.

413
00:13:15,751 --> 00:13:17,337
Enough about light rails
Let's talk trams.

414
00:13:17,361 --> 00:13:18,861
- Amusement parks get it.
- I can't, I can't, I can't.

415
00:13:18,885 --> 00:13:20,166
If more cities adopted
amusement park

416
00:13:20,190 --> 00:13:21,452
I can't, I can't (GASPS)

417
00:13:21,496 --> 00:13:22,976
Oh, put your hands
over your ears.

418
00:13:23,019 --> 00:13:24,281
Oh no, wait, Rosa!

419
00:13:24,325 --> 00:13:25,979
Hands are off We have a winner!

420
00:13:26,022 --> 00:13:27,328
(BUZZER SOUNDS)
Me?

421
00:13:27,371 --> 00:13:29,460
I won a stroller? Whoo-hoo!

422
00:13:29,504 --> 00:13:31,811
(LAUGHING)
Oh, I see what I did wrong.

423
00:13:31,854 --> 00:13:33,377
It's okay
Come on, let's get you home.

424
00:13:33,421 --> 00:13:34,988
Excuse me Amy.

425
00:13:35,031 --> 00:13:37,294
You can have the stroller
for the right price.

426
00:13:37,338 --> 00:13:38,730
Okay, how much?

427
00:13:40,776 --> 00:13:42,169
Amy Santiago, will you marry me?

428
00:13:42,212 --> 00:13:43,779
No!

429
00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:45,191
Okay, I'm approaching
the drop site

430
00:13:45,215 --> 00:13:46,366
I don't see anything unusual.

431
00:13:46,390 --> 00:13:48,001
We have eyes on you.

432
00:13:48,044 --> 00:13:50,177
Just be natural - Indeed, I will.

433
00:13:50,220 --> 00:13:52,875
Oh, look,
a yellow crested warbler.

434
00:13:52,919 --> 00:13:54,398
Very good (PHONE RINGING)

435
00:13:54,442 --> 00:13:55,922
He's calling Wait, Kevin,

436
00:13:55,965 --> 00:13:57,203
we didn't go over
how you answer the phone.

437
00:13:57,227 --> 00:13:58,881
There isn't time Just answer.

438
00:13:58,925 --> 00:14:00,187
Okay.

439
00:14:00,230 --> 00:14:01,971
You've reached
Professor Kevin Cozner.

440
00:14:02,015 --> 00:14:04,408
Please start speaking
when I finish this sentence.

441
00:14:04,452 --> 00:14:06,889
Pick up the book
on the bench and head south.

442
00:14:06,933 --> 00:14:09,022
He hung up.

443
00:14:09,065 --> 00:14:11,024
And he had me pick up a copy
of "The Tempest".

444
00:14:11,067 --> 00:14:12,721
"Tempest?" Oh, no, Raymond.

445
00:14:12,764 --> 00:14:14,394
Do you know what's happening
in the park today?

446
00:14:14,418 --> 00:14:17,247
The Shakespeare Festival
which will be attended by...

447
00:14:17,291 --> 00:14:18,858
Guys, I'm in a sea of Kevins

448
00:14:18,901 --> 00:14:20,903
(HIJINKS MUSIC)

449
00:14:20,947 --> 00:14:24,037
Okay, between us,
I think we made enough broth.

450
00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:25,405
Did you edit the presentation
like I asked?

451
00:14:25,429 --> 00:14:26,909
You mean did I remove

452
00:14:26,953 --> 00:14:28,365
the tasteful photos
of me stretching?

453
00:14:28,389 --> 00:14:30,957
- They weren't tasteful!
- You were in a thong

454
00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:32,915
(PHONE DINGS)

455
00:14:32,959 --> 00:14:35,352
All right, Muscle Malt Kenneth
is on his way up.

456
00:14:35,396 --> 00:14:38,790
Hey, I just wanna say,
no matter how this turns out,

457
00:14:38,834 --> 00:14:40,377
it was really fun
working on this with you.

458
00:14:40,401 --> 00:14:42,229
Aw, Terry,
it's gotta turn out well

459
00:14:42,272 --> 00:14:45,449
- I invested $11,000 in it.
- $11,000?!

460
00:14:45,493 --> 00:14:47,887
It only costs 30 bucks
to make the broth!

461
00:14:47,930 --> 00:14:49,453
Yeah, but it cost $11,000

462
00:14:49,497 --> 00:14:51,934
to buy the domain name
"workplacebonebudscom"

463
00:14:51,978 --> 00:14:53,370
I am all in.

464
00:14:53,414 --> 00:14:55,416
Boyle, why in the world
would you do that?

465
00:14:55,459 --> 00:14:58,419
You are such a...
An amazing business partner

466
00:14:58,462 --> 00:14:59,942
Kenneth, I'd like you to meet

467
00:14:59,986 --> 00:15:01,509
my amazing business partner
Charles.

468
00:15:01,552 --> 00:15:02,989
Hey - Hello

469
00:15:03,032 --> 00:15:04,947
I'm excited to see
what you guys have here.

470
00:15:04,991 --> 00:15:06,446
Well, take a sip
and feel the soreness

471
00:15:06,470 --> 00:15:08,124
start to drain away

472
00:15:08,168 --> 00:15:09,473
(LAUGHS)

473
00:15:10,387 --> 00:15:11,954
Mmm.

474
00:15:11,998 --> 00:15:13,825
It's good Very tasty.

475
00:15:13,869 --> 00:15:16,480
Not only is it delicious,
it's high in amino acids,

476
00:15:16,524 --> 00:15:17,960
and low in sodium.

477
00:15:18,004 --> 00:15:19,284
Well, not exactly low in sodium.

478
00:15:19,309 --> 00:15:20,876
It definitely has salt in it.

479
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,922
Not in the batch I made
I left it out

480
00:15:22,965 --> 00:15:24,488
Terry doesn't like
to get all bloaty.

481
00:15:24,532 --> 00:15:26,838
- You left out the salt?
- That stops the fermentation.

482
00:15:26,882 --> 00:15:28,101
The salt keeps it stable.

483
00:15:28,144 --> 00:15:30,407
- Oh, ah!
- God, what is happening?

484
00:15:30,451 --> 00:15:32,148
They're all gonna blow!
Take cover!

485
00:15:32,192 --> 00:15:35,151
(UPBEAT MUSIC)

486
00:15:35,195 --> 00:15:36,587
♪

487
00:15:36,631 --> 00:15:38,285
So, uh, do we have a deal?

488
00:15:38,328 --> 00:15:40,026
(ALL SCREAM)

489
00:15:40,069 --> 00:15:41,481
Still waiting
for instructions, over.

490
00:15:41,505 --> 00:15:43,116
Wait, we don't have eyes on you.

491
00:15:43,159 --> 00:15:44,571
- Kevin, do you see Jake?
- Yes, he's right there.

492
00:15:44,595 --> 00:15:46,380
Oh, no,
that's a different gentlemen

493
00:15:46,423 --> 00:15:48,314
wearing a handsome jacket
Everyone is so well dressed.

494
00:15:48,338 --> 00:15:50,210
Peralta, head for
the north gate.

495
00:15:50,253 --> 00:15:52,125
We're having trouble finding you.

496
00:15:52,168 --> 00:15:54,364
All right, Professor, I'm
assuming you're wearing a wire.

497
00:15:54,388 --> 00:15:55,911
A what? A... huh?

498
00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:57,260
Ah, yes, a wire.

499
00:15:57,304 --> 00:15:59,001
My husband asked me to wear that.

500
00:15:59,045 --> 00:16:01,003
We lost comms
Something happened.

501
00:16:01,656 --> 00:16:04,441
Cheddar! Uh, my fluffy boy!

502
00:16:04,485 --> 00:16:06,269
I've missed you so.

503
00:16:06,313 --> 00:16:08,030
All right, put up your hands
I'm gonna tap you down.

504
00:16:08,054 --> 00:16:09,509
There's no need for that
I have the drive.

505
00:16:09,533 --> 00:16:11,971
Just take it - Thanks

506
00:16:12,014 --> 00:16:13,494
I'm still gonna pat you down.

507
00:16:13,537 --> 00:16:15,887
Be my guest, but you're not
gonna find anything.

508
00:16:15,931 --> 00:16:18,978
Here's a gun - Whoops.

509
00:16:19,021 --> 00:16:21,023
- And another gun.
- I forgot about that one too.

510
00:16:21,067 --> 00:16:23,156
So, the Professor's got
two guns on him,

511
00:16:23,199 --> 00:16:25,071
and he's wearing a fake beard.

512
00:16:25,114 --> 00:16:26,657
Oh, please don't rip it off
It hurts so much

513
00:16:26,681 --> 00:16:28,180
I think the Professor's
actually a cop

514
00:16:28,204 --> 00:16:29,510
(SCOFFS)

515
00:16:29,553 --> 00:16:31,009
Something tells me
I should check that drive.

516
00:16:31,033 --> 00:16:32,141
There's a laptop
in the front seat.

517
00:16:32,165 --> 00:16:33,514
Get it If these files

518
00:16:33,557 --> 00:16:35,187
aren't the real deal,
you and the dog are dead.

519
00:16:35,211 --> 00:16:37,170
Oh, no need to worry
Because everything

520
00:16:37,213 --> 00:16:39,172
is on the level
and will be completely fine.

521
00:16:39,215 --> 00:16:41,391
- (SHOUTS)
- Cheddar, go!

522
00:16:41,435 --> 00:16:42,958
Go, boy!

523
00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:45,134
Hey cop.

524
00:16:45,178 --> 00:16:46,657
Would you like to buy a laptop?

525
00:16:49,443 --> 00:16:51,706
There's no sign
of Peralta out here.

526
00:16:51,749 --> 00:16:53,360
Did you hear anything
on the wire?

527
00:16:53,403 --> 00:16:54,554
No, it never came back on
Do you think he's okay?

528
00:16:54,578 --> 00:16:55,753
- Shh!
- What?

529
00:16:55,797 --> 00:16:57,233
- Do you hear?
- Yes, I do.

530
00:16:57,277 --> 00:16:58,558
That's the jingle
of Cheddar's collar.

531
00:16:58,582 --> 00:16:59,888
- (BARKS)
- And that's his bark!

532
00:16:59,931 --> 00:17:02,369
(TRIUMPHANT MUSIC)

533
00:17:02,412 --> 00:17:05,372
Oh, that's our fluffy boy!

534
00:17:05,415 --> 00:17:07,722
Good dog Good dog.

535
00:17:07,765 --> 00:17:09,767
Oh, Mr Cheddar,
how I've missed you.

536
00:17:09,811 --> 00:17:11,465
We both have

537
00:17:11,508 --> 00:17:13,051
I'm putting that GPS tag
on your collar immediately.

538
00:17:13,075 --> 00:17:15,556
Oh, damn it, it's not here
I'm wearing Peralta's pants.

539
00:17:15,599 --> 00:17:17,253
Ugh, and now my hands are sticky.

540
00:17:17,297 --> 00:17:20,300
Wait, Peralta's wearing
your pants which means...

541
00:17:20,343 --> 00:17:22,060
- He doesn't have sticky hands.
- Yes, but also

542
00:17:22,084 --> 00:17:24,434
he has the GPS tracker - (GASPS)

543
00:17:25,609 --> 00:17:28,917
Hey, so, given the fact that
you haven't slept in forever,

544
00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:30,571
I feel
like I should drive you home

545
00:17:30,614 --> 00:17:32,007
I'm not going home
I'm going out.

546
00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:33,704
What? Really?

547
00:17:33,748 --> 00:17:35,247
- What is your life?
- It's pretty good actually.

548
00:17:35,271 --> 00:17:36,751
Huh - By the way,

549
00:17:36,794 --> 00:17:38,424
I'm sorry that I didn't win you
that stroller.

550
00:17:38,448 --> 00:17:40,929
No, no, no, you were right
I don't need a Snoog.

551
00:17:40,972 --> 00:17:42,365
It's way too fancy.

552
00:17:42,409 --> 00:17:43,801
It is stupid - It's not stupid

553
00:17:43,845 --> 00:17:45,281
I said you didn't need it

554
00:17:45,325 --> 00:17:46,563
because I already bought you
a stroller

555
00:17:46,587 --> 00:17:48,067
for your shower this weekend,

556
00:17:48,110 --> 00:17:49,653
and it's just... isn't as fancy,
and I felt bad.

557
00:17:49,677 --> 00:17:51,635
Rosa, I would love
any stroller you got me

558
00:17:51,679 --> 00:17:54,421
- because it came from you.
- It's a Luftroller.

559
00:17:55,813 --> 00:17:59,643
Oh, that is...
That is a great stroller

560
00:17:59,687 --> 00:18:01,645
- I got you a gift receipt.
- Thank you so much

561
00:18:01,689 --> 00:18:03,430
I cleaned up as much as I could,

562
00:18:03,473 --> 00:18:04,822
but I think that couch

563
00:18:04,866 --> 00:18:06,452
is gonna smell like bone broth
for a while.

564
00:18:06,476 --> 00:18:07,956
So did you talk to your friend?

565
00:18:07,999 --> 00:18:09,871
Any chance
he'll reconsider investing?

566
00:18:09,914 --> 00:18:11,612
Yeah, that's not happening.

567
00:18:11,655 --> 00:18:13,918
He said that was
the most scared he's ever been,

568
00:18:13,962 --> 00:18:15,766
and he was on that plane
that landed on the Hudson

569
00:18:15,790 --> 00:18:16,965
I guess that's it

570
00:18:17,008 --> 00:18:19,446
I'm never gonna make
my $11,000 back.

571
00:18:19,489 --> 00:18:21,883
Actually, I called
another guy from my gym.

572
00:18:21,926 --> 00:18:23,450
He wants to buy the domain

573
00:18:23,493 --> 00:18:25,060
workplacebonebudscom off of you.

574
00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:26,540
That's amazing!

575
00:18:26,583 --> 00:18:27,995
I can't believe you found
someone else

576
00:18:28,019 --> 00:18:30,413
who runs a bone broth company
with a coworker.

577
00:18:30,457 --> 00:18:31,980
What are the odds?

578
00:18:32,023 --> 00:18:33,982
No, obviously he wants
to make a website

579
00:18:34,025 --> 00:18:36,115
that helps people hook up
with their coworkers

580
00:18:36,158 --> 00:18:38,073
I don't see it - Charles.

581
00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:40,467
It's called workplacebonebudscom.

582
00:18:40,510 --> 00:18:41,990
All I hear
is friendship and broth.

583
00:18:42,033 --> 00:18:43,707
But yeah, I mean he wants
to burn his money,

584
00:18:43,731 --> 00:18:45,361
I'll light the match
Yeah, tell him to call me.

585
00:18:45,385 --> 00:18:47,126
His loss.

586
00:18:47,169 --> 00:18:48,779
So what's your plan here,
Kingston?

587
00:18:48,823 --> 00:18:50,433
You gonna torture me?

588
00:18:50,477 --> 00:18:51,976
You gonna put my beard back on
and rip it off again?

589
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:53,630
No, I'm gonna cut off
each one of your fingers

590
00:18:53,654 --> 00:18:55,003
until you tell me who the rat is

591
00:18:55,046 --> 00:18:56,700
I see Well that's bad news,

592
00:18:56,744 --> 00:18:58,572
because I don't know
who the rat is,

593
00:18:58,615 --> 00:19:00,506
and I need all my fingers
if I'm gonna beat Wario.

594
00:19:00,530 --> 00:19:01,725
- You can't beat Wario?
- You can?

595
00:19:01,749 --> 00:19:03,142
- How do you do it?
- It's simple.

596
00:19:03,185 --> 00:19:04,554
When he's approaching,
you just tap the...

597
00:19:04,578 --> 00:19:06,014
(ALARM BLARES) Damn it!

598
00:19:06,057 --> 00:19:07,644
- Motion detector!
- I'm sorry, what do you tap?

599
00:19:07,668 --> 00:19:09,626
- Get up, let's go!
- Kingston!

600
00:19:09,670 --> 00:19:11,976
What do you tap?
What do you tap?!

601
00:19:12,020 --> 00:19:14,849
NYPD! NYPD!

602
00:19:14,892 --> 00:19:17,068
Split up! Cover the exits!

603
00:19:17,112 --> 00:19:19,332
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)

604
00:19:19,375 --> 00:19:20,942
- Freeze!
- Captain!

605
00:19:20,985 --> 00:19:23,510
- Captain!
- He's not getting away!

606
00:19:23,553 --> 00:19:26,556
- He took my dog!
- Oh, my God.

607
00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:28,558
It's happening!

608
00:19:28,602 --> 00:19:30,169
(GRUNTING) (GUNSHOT)

609
00:19:30,212 --> 00:19:32,519
♪

610
00:19:32,562 --> 00:19:35,130
(TIRES SQUEALING)

611
00:19:35,870 --> 00:19:38,133
(TIRES SCREECH) Aah!

612
00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:41,876
♪

613
00:19:41,919 --> 00:19:44,183
Oh, I see you have a knife.

614
00:19:44,226 --> 00:19:46,750
But what you need is an umbrella.

615
00:19:46,794 --> 00:19:48,578
Tell him why Tell him why!

616
00:19:48,622 --> 00:19:53,670
'Cause there's a (BLEEP)storm
gonna rain down on you, punk

617
00:19:53,714 --> 00:19:55,846
(BOTH SHOUTING)

618
00:19:55,890 --> 00:19:57,413
(GRUNTS)

619
00:19:57,457 --> 00:20:00,503
(BOTH GRUNTING)

620
00:20:00,547 --> 00:20:02,070
Ooh

621
00:20:02,113 --> 00:20:05,116
(BOTH SHOUTING AND GRUNTING)

622
00:20:06,596 --> 00:20:07,641
My goodness

623
00:20:12,733 --> 00:20:14,648
(GRUNTS)

624
00:20:17,607 --> 00:20:19,435
- Awh!
- Ooo-hoo-hoo!

625
00:20:19,479 --> 00:20:22,525
(BOTH GRUNTING)

626
00:20:24,092 --> 00:20:25,746
- (SCREAMS)
- (GRUNTS)

627
00:20:25,789 --> 00:20:29,532
♪

628
00:20:29,576 --> 00:20:34,407
You took the wrong fluffy boy!

629
00:20:34,450 --> 00:20:35,886
(GRUNTS)

630
00:20:35,930 --> 00:20:37,758
(APPROACHING SIRENS)

631
00:20:37,801 --> 00:20:39,934
(SIGHS) (GRUNTS)

632
00:20:39,977 --> 00:20:41,109
He's done Cuff him.

633
00:20:41,152 --> 00:20:42,241
Yes, sir

634
00:20:42,284 --> 00:20:44,155
(GASPS)

635
00:20:44,199 --> 00:20:47,681
That was the single coolest
thing that has ever happened.

636
00:20:47,724 --> 00:20:49,117
Relax, Peralta.

637
00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:51,120
That wasn't even the coolest
thing I've ever done.

638
00:20:51,162 --> 00:20:52,599
What have you done
that's cooler?

639
00:20:52,642 --> 00:20:53,967
It was the '80s
It was nothing, I mean,

640
00:20:53,991 --> 00:20:55,491
they made a movie out of it,
but whatever.

641
00:20:55,515 --> 00:20:56,646
What? What movie?

642
00:20:56,690 --> 00:20:58,126
I don't remember the title.

643
00:20:58,169 --> 00:21:00,433
Uh, there was a crime
on a plane, I was a passenger.

644
00:21:00,476 --> 00:21:02,826
- Was it "Passenger 57?"
- I honestly don't know.

645
00:21:02,870 --> 00:21:04,567
It had to have been
Just say it was that.

646
00:21:04,611 --> 00:21:06,241
You know, Peralta,
sometimes I don't understand

647
00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:08,179
the words
coming out of your mouth.

648
00:21:08,223 --> 00:21:09,790
Oh, my God, was it "Rush Hour?"

649
00:21:09,833 --> 00:21:11,226
What? No.

650
00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:13,620
You know what?
I'm too old for this crap.

651
00:21:13,663 --> 00:21:17,580
- It was "Lethal Weapon?!"
- Sir, are you Murtaugh?!

652
00:21:19,016 --> 00:21:21,715
Does that make me Riggs?

653
00:21:21,758 --> 00:21:23,586
I'm Riggs!

654
00:21:23,630 --> 00:21:25,588
Fremulon.

655
00:21:25,632 --> 00:21:27,677
Not a doctor Shh