1 00:00:04,047 --> 00:00:05,744 And I believe that's all I've got 2 00:00:05,788 --> 00:00:07,659 Oh, wait, there's one more thing 3 00:00:07,703 --> 00:00:10,010 Peralta gave me a note before the meeting 4 00:00:11,446 --> 00:00:15,058 Ugh, the penmanship is horrid, but I think it says, 5 00:00:15,102 --> 00:00:17,147 "Ask if anyone has an anal mint" 6 00:00:17,191 --> 00:00:19,149 It's announcements, and we do 7 00:00:19,193 --> 00:00:20,585 Wow, what an entrance 8 00:00:20,629 --> 00:00:23,501 Amy and I have some big news to share 9 00:00:23,545 --> 00:00:25,677 I'm pregnant We're pregnant! 10 00:00:25,721 --> 00:00:27,505 Wow, I can't believe it Congratulations 11 00:00:27,549 --> 00:00:28,767 What a surprise 12 00:00:28,811 --> 00:00:30,354 What the hell? I thought you guys would be 13 00:00:30,378 --> 00:00:32,486 more excited than that Charles, you didn't even faint 14 00:00:32,510 --> 00:00:34,817 I'm so sorry, I'll try 15 00:00:34,860 --> 00:00:36,340 It's not working Somebody choke me 16 00:00:36,384 --> 00:00:37,385 On it Rosa 17 00:00:37,428 --> 00:00:39,300 Sorry, we're so happy for you, 18 00:00:39,343 --> 00:00:41,563 but we also maybe, kind of already knew 19 00:00:41,606 --> 00:00:43,410 I mean, you didn't do the best job of hiding it 20 00:00:43,434 --> 00:00:46,307 Why have you been carrying that box around so much? 21 00:00:46,350 --> 00:00:47,699 I just love this box 22 00:00:47,743 --> 00:00:49,183 Why are you reading that newspaper? 23 00:00:49,223 --> 00:00:51,051 It's two days old I just love this issue 24 00:00:51,094 --> 00:00:52,550 Hey, why are you wearing that hazmat suit? 25 00:00:52,574 --> 00:00:53,836 I just love this look 26 00:00:53,879 --> 00:00:55,683 Okay, fine, so you all knew we were pregnant 27 00:00:55,707 --> 00:00:57,424 Good for you But I bet you didn't figure out 28 00:00:57,448 --> 00:00:59,233 that we're having twins 29 00:01:01,148 --> 00:01:02,584 No, not really It's one baby 30 00:01:02,627 --> 00:01:04,325 I just needed to see Charles faint 31 00:01:24,388 --> 00:01:25,694 Aw, Jake 32 00:01:25,737 --> 00:01:28,392 I am excited that you're having a kid 33 00:01:28,436 --> 00:01:30,109 Thank you, Dad Oh, and hey, if you're free 34 00:01:30,133 --> 00:01:31,676 next Friday, we're having a sex reveal party 35 00:01:31,700 --> 00:01:33,417 Well, I went to one of those in Amsterdam 36 00:01:33,441 --> 00:01:35,399 I would not invite relatives 37 00:01:35,443 --> 00:01:37,053 What? No, no, no 38 00:01:37,097 --> 00:01:39,205 It's a party where we find out the biological sex of the baby 39 00:01:39,229 --> 00:01:40,317 in a surprising way 40 00:01:40,361 --> 00:01:41,642 You better hope you're having a girl 41 00:01:41,666 --> 00:01:44,234 Peralta fathers do not get along with sons 42 00:01:44,278 --> 00:01:45,670 What? That's not true 43 00:01:45,714 --> 00:01:47,431 I mean, look at us We're doing better than ever 44 00:01:47,455 --> 00:01:49,346 This year, you even remembered my birthday month 45 00:01:49,370 --> 00:01:51,154 Things are good now, but honestly, 46 00:01:51,198 --> 00:01:53,809 it's probably just a blip Well, that's fun to hear 47 00:01:53,852 --> 00:01:55,332 Well, that's just the way it is 48 00:01:55,376 --> 00:01:56,638 It's the family curse 49 00:01:56,681 --> 00:01:58,901 I haven't talked to my father since you were 10 50 00:01:58,944 --> 00:02:01,338 His dad abandoned him at the World's Fair 51 00:02:01,382 --> 00:02:05,908 His dad fled to America after drowning his dad in a well 52 00:02:05,951 --> 00:02:07,257 Oh, my God 53 00:02:07,301 --> 00:02:09,781 Okay, so yes, fine, there's a bit of a trend 54 00:02:09,825 --> 00:02:11,609 But we're not cursed You and I are good 55 00:02:11,653 --> 00:02:13,573 I bet you could even fix things up with your dad 56 00:02:13,611 --> 00:02:15,004 The Admiral? 57 00:02:15,047 --> 00:02:16,895 I always hoped that I could reconcile things with him 58 00:02:16,919 --> 00:02:18,636 one day, but he's not going to let that happen 59 00:02:18,660 --> 00:02:21,619 What can I tell you? We're not meant to have sons 60 00:02:21,663 --> 00:02:23,621 There's a demon in our genes 61 00:02:23,665 --> 00:02:26,320 Title of your sex tape No, the title of my sex tape 62 00:02:26,363 --> 00:02:28,800 is "Cockpit Larry and the Mile High Stewardae" 63 00:02:28,844 --> 00:02:29,932 What? "Stewardae" 64 00:02:29,975 --> 00:02:31,934 It's plural for stewardess 65 00:02:31,977 --> 00:02:32,935 Okay 66 00:02:32,978 --> 00:02:34,632 ADA Kurm, how are you? 67 00:02:34,676 --> 00:02:37,287 Do you want the real answer, about how my wife's leaving me, 68 00:02:37,331 --> 00:02:39,637 or do you just want me to say, "Good, how are you?" 69 00:02:39,681 --> 00:02:41,117 The latter? 70 00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:42,877 Good, how are you? We're fine; why are you here? 71 00:02:42,901 --> 00:02:44,701 You know that Carroll Street Brownstone B&E? 72 00:02:44,729 --> 00:02:46,731 Yeah, broken windows, swiped an old TV 73 00:02:46,775 --> 00:02:48,535 The house belongs to a friend of the mayor's 74 00:02:48,559 --> 00:02:51,954 Oh, I didn't realize the case was a priority 75 00:02:51,997 --> 00:02:53,390 I'll check into it right away 76 00:02:53,434 --> 00:02:55,194 Great, call me as soon as you have anything 77 00:02:55,218 --> 00:02:57,612 Yeah Will do 78 00:02:57,655 --> 00:02:59,614 Oh, God, what a nightmare 79 00:02:59,657 --> 00:03:00,658 Agreed Dude's a mess 80 00:03:00,702 --> 00:03:01,659 You know he's only 24? 81 00:03:01,703 --> 00:03:03,183 No, the Carroll Street case 82 00:03:03,226 --> 00:03:05,315 I didn't realize that the mayor was interested in it, 83 00:03:05,359 --> 00:03:07,926 and I think I did something bad 84 00:03:07,970 --> 00:03:10,451 You gave Hitchcock and Scully an important case? 85 00:03:10,494 --> 00:03:13,236 Both: 86 00:03:13,280 --> 00:03:14,846 Okay, here's the cake 87 00:03:14,890 --> 00:03:16,389 If it's pink on the inside, it's a girl 88 00:03:16,413 --> 00:03:17,564 And if it's blue, it's a boy 89 00:03:17,588 --> 00:03:19,199 And why do you seem so bummed by that? 90 00:03:19,242 --> 00:03:21,351 Because I still think you should have done the pig roast, 91 00:03:21,375 --> 00:03:22,830 where we start eating it from the snout, 92 00:03:22,854 --> 00:03:24,832 and discover the baby's sex when we get to the genitals 93 00:03:24,856 --> 00:03:26,443 Yeah, you know, Amy wanted to do that too, 94 00:03:26,467 --> 00:03:27,574 but I just don't see it Hmm 95 00:03:27,598 --> 00:03:28,749 I'm getting a text 96 00:03:28,773 --> 00:03:30,732 Ooh "I will see you soon, sir" 97 00:03:30,775 --> 00:03:32,342 Guess who that was Elton John 98 00:03:32,386 --> 00:03:33,474 What? 99 00:03:33,517 --> 00:03:34,668 You said "sir," and that's on you 100 00:03:34,692 --> 00:03:36,279 No, it was my grandfather, the Admiral 101 00:03:36,303 --> 00:03:37,565 Whoa, you tracked him down? 102 00:03:37,608 --> 00:03:38,846 Yup, he's on his way to my apartment right now 103 00:03:38,870 --> 00:03:40,544 I'm going to fix his relationship with my dad 104 00:03:40,568 --> 00:03:41,873 It's going to be very emotional 105 00:03:41,917 --> 00:03:43,199 It's going to be so dramatic You should be 106 00:03:43,223 --> 00:03:44,548 producing for Ellen Do you really think so? 107 00:03:44,572 --> 00:03:45,984 'Cause I actually have another idea for a segment 108 00:03:46,008 --> 00:03:47,768 where Ellen turns your home into a haunted house 109 00:03:47,792 --> 00:03:50,578 I call it "Extreme Makeover: Bone Edition" 110 00:03:52,884 --> 00:03:55,017 But you know, I I don't have to do it 111 00:03:55,060 --> 00:03:56,690 I like being a cop And you're so good at it 112 00:03:56,714 --> 00:03:58,039 Yeah, okay, I'm going to go meet my grandpa 113 00:03:58,063 --> 00:03:59,239 Yup 114 00:04:01,502 --> 00:04:03,895 Ooh, fun! Terry's playing the flute 115 00:04:03,939 --> 00:04:06,463 At work Who are you, William Wonka? 116 00:04:06,507 --> 00:04:08,335 No, this is police business 117 00:04:08,378 --> 00:04:10,728 The flautist for the NYPD band retired, 118 00:04:10,772 --> 00:04:12,730 and I'm going to audition to take her spot 119 00:04:12,774 --> 00:04:15,385 Captain Holt, you love music Can you give me some pointers? 120 00:04:15,429 --> 00:04:18,301 I'd rather not The music they play is dreck 121 00:04:18,345 --> 00:04:19,824 Last month, they performed Sousa 122 00:04:19,868 --> 00:04:21,391 at a fallen officer's funeral 123 00:04:21,435 --> 00:04:23,698 And the people were so appalled, they cried 124 00:04:23,741 --> 00:04:25,265 Or they were crying for the deceased 125 00:04:25,308 --> 00:04:26,483 No, she was very unpopular 126 00:04:26,527 --> 00:04:29,312 The band made them cry 127 00:04:29,356 --> 00:04:31,072 Suffice it to say, I don't respect what they do, 128 00:04:31,096 --> 00:04:32,489 so I wouldn't be the right teacher 129 00:04:32,533 --> 00:04:34,274 I'm sorry 130 00:04:36,058 --> 00:04:37,712 Hey, Grandpa 131 00:04:37,755 --> 00:04:39,931 Attention! Oh 132 00:04:39,975 --> 00:04:41,977 At ease Just pulling your leg 133 00:04:42,020 --> 00:04:44,414 I'm your grandfather, not your commanding officer 134 00:04:44,458 --> 00:04:45,415 Now, come on Aw 135 00:04:45,459 --> 00:04:46,938 Give me a handshake Okay 136 00:04:46,982 --> 00:04:48,157 Right, come on in 137 00:04:48,200 --> 00:04:52,335 Wow, it's really been quite a while, huh? 138 00:04:52,379 --> 00:04:53,617 Yeah Are you still watching 139 00:04:53,641 --> 00:04:55,556 those cartoons about the karate lizards? 140 00:04:55,599 --> 00:04:57,732 The "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"? 141 00:04:57,775 --> 00:04:59,777 I am There was recently a reboot 142 00:04:59,821 --> 00:05:01,015 They did some interesting things 143 00:05:01,039 --> 00:05:02,606 with Splinter and Krang's backstories 144 00:05:02,650 --> 00:05:04,018 Anyways, I'm an adult now How are you? 145 00:05:04,042 --> 00:05:06,654 Oh, me? Well, I guess I'm 146 00:05:11,006 --> 00:05:12,616 Grandpa? What? 147 00:05:12,660 --> 00:05:13,941 Oh, I was just asking how you were 148 00:05:13,965 --> 00:05:15,880 Oh, sharp as ever Yeah 149 00:05:15,924 --> 00:05:17,447 I'm so glad you reached out to me 150 00:05:17,491 --> 00:05:19,754 Same, you know, now that I'm having a baby of my own, 151 00:05:19,797 --> 00:05:21,495 I've started to realize how important 152 00:05:21,538 --> 00:05:23,801 father/son/grandfather relationships really are 153 00:05:23,845 --> 00:05:26,717 Which reminds me, my dad is also coming 154 00:05:26,761 --> 00:05:27,805 He is? 155 00:05:27,849 --> 00:05:29,130 I'm surprised he wanted to see me 156 00:05:29,154 --> 00:05:31,548 Well, he doesn't exactly know you're here 157 00:05:31,592 --> 00:05:33,811 I thought it might be cool to surprise both of you 158 00:05:33,855 --> 00:05:35,987 You know who else thought surprises were cool? 159 00:05:36,031 --> 00:05:39,426 Admiral Yamamoto, and we all know what happened then, huh? 160 00:05:39,469 --> 00:05:40,818 We do? Pearl Harbor 161 00:05:40,862 --> 00:05:42,666 Pearl Harbor, right Some surprises can be bad 162 00:05:42,690 --> 00:05:44,798 But this one's not gonna be This one's gonna be good, 163 00:05:44,822 --> 00:05:45,843 just like The Battle of Midway 164 00:05:45,867 --> 00:05:47,347 The Bimble of Durbay Yup 165 00:05:47,390 --> 00:05:48,454 We both said the same thing at the same time 166 00:05:48,478 --> 00:05:49,760 Oh, that's my Dad 167 00:05:49,784 --> 00:05:51,786 This is going to be amazing 168 00:05:51,829 --> 00:05:53,831 Hey, Jakey Roger Peralta 169 00:05:53,875 --> 00:05:55,485 Prepare to hug and cry 170 00:05:55,529 --> 00:05:58,880 This is your father 171 00:05:58,923 --> 00:06:01,883 Dad, you son of a bitch 172 00:06:01,926 --> 00:06:03,885 Uh-oh Ow! 173 00:06:07,236 --> 00:06:08,977 I can't believe you hit me 174 00:06:09,020 --> 00:06:10,239 I'm sorry 175 00:06:10,282 --> 00:06:12,154 My face is throbbing Hey, "Dino Bites" 176 00:06:12,197 --> 00:06:13,566 What the hell is my father doing here? 177 00:06:13,590 --> 00:06:15,287 You said you wanted to reconcile 178 00:06:15,331 --> 00:06:16,985 I meant after he was dead 179 00:06:17,028 --> 00:06:18,552 I planned on standing over his grave 180 00:06:18,595 --> 00:06:20,162 and yelling, "I forgive you" 181 00:06:20,205 --> 00:06:22,183 Well, you may get the chance sooner than you think 182 00:06:22,207 --> 00:06:24,079 He keeps trailing off and staring into space 183 00:06:24,122 --> 00:06:26,429 That's his old trick 184 00:06:26,473 --> 00:06:28,364 Whenever he doesn't want to talk about something, 185 00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:29,998 he does that The old bastard 186 00:06:30,041 --> 00:06:31,565 Look, I know you don't like him, 187 00:06:31,608 --> 00:06:35,220 but can you at least try to be nice for me? 188 00:06:35,264 --> 00:06:37,353 Okay 189 00:06:37,397 --> 00:06:38,746 I'll be nice 190 00:06:38,789 --> 00:06:41,009 I wish you were dead, you lousy son of a bitch! 191 00:06:41,052 --> 00:06:42,489 You said you were gonna be nice 192 00:06:42,532 --> 00:06:44,578 I lied so I could say the "son of a bitch" thing 193 00:06:44,621 --> 00:06:46,057 Dad! Okay 194 00:06:46,101 --> 00:06:49,539 Your grandson would like us to make peace 195 00:06:49,583 --> 00:06:52,455 So, do you apologize for being the worst father 196 00:06:52,499 --> 00:06:54,477 in the history in the world? Even worse than fathers 197 00:06:54,501 --> 00:06:56,154 who chain their children in basements? 198 00:06:56,198 --> 00:06:58,243 I do not That's on him I tried 199 00:06:58,287 --> 00:07:00,308 I really don't think you did Jake, you don't get it 200 00:07:00,332 --> 00:07:01,508 He's a heartless jerk 201 00:07:01,551 --> 00:07:02,876 When I was in high school, I almost died 202 00:07:02,900 --> 00:07:04,511 He didn't even visit me in the hospital 203 00:07:04,554 --> 00:07:06,426 Okay, so maybe start by asking him 204 00:07:06,469 --> 00:07:07,949 to apologize for that 205 00:07:07,992 --> 00:07:11,300 No, he should apologize to me for being in the hospital 206 00:07:11,343 --> 00:07:13,060 I'm starting to see the heartless thing now 207 00:07:13,084 --> 00:07:16,044 Growing up, he had a boat Meant everything to him 208 00:07:16,087 --> 00:07:18,133 He named it "Walter," after himself 209 00:07:18,176 --> 00:07:19,656 She was the child I never had 210 00:07:19,700 --> 00:07:21,963 I was the child you did have 211 00:07:22,006 --> 00:07:24,400 Anyway, one day I took Walter Junior out for a spin 212 00:07:24,444 --> 00:07:27,055 I was trying to impress one of the lake girls 213 00:07:27,098 --> 00:07:29,536 Before I met your mom, I was a bit of a ladies' man 214 00:07:29,579 --> 00:07:31,538 Yes, that continued long after you met my mom 215 00:07:31,581 --> 00:07:33,540 He's always been a floozy It was dark 216 00:07:33,583 --> 00:07:36,238 I crashed into the dock; I woke up in the hospital 217 00:07:36,281 --> 00:07:37,544 How was the girl? Flexible 218 00:07:37,587 --> 00:07:39,241 Man, she could put her leg Total 219 00:07:39,284 --> 00:07:40,634 No, I was After the accident 220 00:07:40,677 --> 00:07:42,026 Oh, right! No 221 00:07:42,070 --> 00:07:43,264 She was totally unhurt, thank goodness 222 00:07:43,288 --> 00:07:44,918 But I was in the hospital for three weeks, 223 00:07:44,942 --> 00:07:48,119 and Admiral Ass never visited me once 224 00:07:48,163 --> 00:07:50,470 I warned you not to take the boat out 225 00:07:50,513 --> 00:07:53,168 You make mistakes, you got to accept the consequences 226 00:07:53,211 --> 00:07:55,692 I'm your son! And Walter was my daughter 227 00:07:55,736 --> 00:07:57,477 Okay, both of you, stop 228 00:07:57,520 --> 00:07:59,261 You're acting like children You know what? 229 00:07:59,304 --> 00:08:01,219 That's it, if you're gonna act like kids, 230 00:08:01,263 --> 00:08:03,265 then I'm gonna act like a parent 231 00:08:03,308 --> 00:08:05,136 "Cry Hard with a Vengeance"? Yeah 232 00:08:05,180 --> 00:08:07,356 It's Bruce Willis' book about parenting 233 00:08:07,399 --> 00:08:09,053 And we're gonna read it 234 00:08:09,097 --> 00:08:12,274 I just got another call from the saddest ADA in the world 235 00:08:12,317 --> 00:08:14,319 He's still pissed Did Hitchcock and Scully 236 00:08:14,363 --> 00:08:15,799 get anywhere? Hard to say 237 00:08:15,843 --> 00:08:19,063 Their file contains a lot of non-case related documents 238 00:08:19,107 --> 00:08:20,238 A bunch of menus? 239 00:08:20,282 --> 00:08:22,110 A cease and desist letter from TJ Maxx 240 00:08:22,153 --> 00:08:23,459 Multiple patent submissions 241 00:08:23,503 --> 00:08:25,069 for something called a "pillow shoe" 242 00:08:25,113 --> 00:08:27,202 An application for a time share in Figi 243 00:08:27,245 --> 00:08:29,987 You mean Fiji No, Figi with a G 244 00:08:30,031 --> 00:08:32,381 They're getting scammed 245 00:08:32,424 --> 00:08:34,339 Wait This is good 246 00:08:34,383 --> 00:08:36,037 There was a witness who saw everything 247 00:08:36,080 --> 00:08:38,319 Identified the thief, they even described the getaway car down 248 00:08:38,343 --> 00:08:40,128 to a dent in the right bumper We're golden 249 00:08:40,171 --> 00:08:42,236 Yeah, but Hitchcock and Scully forgot to write down 250 00:08:42,260 --> 00:08:44,088 the witness' name or contact info 251 00:08:44,132 --> 00:08:46,526 What? No, that's insane 252 00:08:46,569 --> 00:08:48,397 Even they wouldn't do something that dumb 253 00:08:48,440 --> 00:08:50,573 Dumb? Excuse me 254 00:08:50,617 --> 00:08:51,966 I don't need this crap 255 00:08:52,009 --> 00:08:53,596 I could be on the beach in Figi right now 256 00:08:53,620 --> 00:08:55,317 If we go to court, we're gonna need 257 00:08:55,360 --> 00:08:56,579 the witness to testify 258 00:08:56,623 --> 00:08:58,712 But now, we have no way of contacting him 259 00:08:58,755 --> 00:09:00,409 So there's no case 260 00:09:00,452 --> 00:09:03,107 How could you not take down the witness' contact info? 261 00:09:03,151 --> 00:09:06,067 Well, unlike you dorks, we don't do everything 262 00:09:06,110 --> 00:09:07,653 "by the book" We play by our own rules 263 00:09:07,677 --> 00:09:09,636 And we get results Mm-hmm 264 00:09:09,679 --> 00:09:11,028 No! You don't! 265 00:09:11,072 --> 00:09:12,726 That's why we're here! 266 00:09:12,769 --> 00:09:14,379 So John McClain's advice wasn't great, 267 00:09:14,423 --> 00:09:16,512 but I have other books This one says 268 00:09:16,556 --> 00:09:18,732 to make sure neither of you has a full diaper 269 00:09:18,775 --> 00:09:20,342 Feels like we can skip that part 270 00:09:20,385 --> 00:09:23,084 I wouldn't be so sure Dad, come on, all right? 271 00:09:23,127 --> 00:09:24,738 How about this? 272 00:09:24,781 --> 00:09:27,020 Dad, just name one happy memory that you have with Grandpa 273 00:09:27,044 --> 00:09:29,327 And don't say the memory you're going to have at his funeral 274 00:09:29,351 --> 00:09:32,615 All right, when I was eight, he was on shore leave, 275 00:09:32,659 --> 00:09:36,663 and we played catch in the yard, and that was fun 276 00:09:36,706 --> 00:09:38,534 Hey, there you go That was great 277 00:09:38,578 --> 00:09:41,363 And Grandpa, is there a happy memory you want to share? 278 00:09:41,406 --> 00:09:43,495 Well, can I pick the catch thing too? 279 00:09:43,539 --> 00:09:44,821 Yeah, sure 'Cause that was really 280 00:09:44,845 --> 00:09:46,760 a nice time While we were playing, 281 00:09:46,803 --> 00:09:48,631 the neighbor kid fell off his bike 282 00:09:48,675 --> 00:09:51,199 Yeah, he broke his arm You could see the bone 283 00:09:51,242 --> 00:09:52,742 Do you remember when we went 284 00:09:52,766 --> 00:09:55,203 skiing, and the guy fell off the lift and busted his leg? 285 00:09:55,246 --> 00:09:56,789 And you could see the bone It was just, like, 286 00:09:56,813 --> 00:09:59,816 sticking right out of the skin, and he's, like, screaming 287 00:09:59,860 --> 00:10:02,166 We were laughing Oh, oh, it was beautiful 288 00:10:02,210 --> 00:10:03,646 God, I hope somebody found him 289 00:10:03,690 --> 00:10:05,474 Okay, well, you guys are both monsters, 290 00:10:05,517 --> 00:10:06,780 but this is going great 291 00:10:09,304 --> 00:10:10,348 Yes, yes 292 00:10:10,392 --> 00:10:11,698 I know you're being positive, 293 00:10:11,741 --> 00:10:14,222 but I could use some honest criticism 294 00:10:14,265 --> 00:10:15,745 Terry, I'd love to help, but 295 00:10:17,747 --> 00:10:20,402 Follow me 296 00:10:20,445 --> 00:10:21,708 Hello 297 00:10:21,751 --> 00:10:23,623 You caught me stretching I've been doing this 298 00:10:23,666 --> 00:10:26,234 and nothing else for the last half hour continuously 299 00:10:26,277 --> 00:10:27,670 I saw you watching Terry 300 00:10:27,714 --> 00:10:29,237 You were finger conducting 301 00:10:29,280 --> 00:10:31,326 Fine 302 00:10:31,369 --> 00:10:32,719 Yes 303 00:10:32,762 --> 00:10:35,722 I may have overstated my contempt for the music 304 00:10:35,765 --> 00:10:38,463 they play so that I wouldn't have to help Jeffords 305 00:10:38,507 --> 00:10:40,683 Oh, no, am I so bad, I can't be helped? 306 00:10:40,727 --> 00:10:43,164 Aw, man, I wanted to play in the Thanksgiving Day Parade 307 00:10:43,207 --> 00:10:44,687 Terry loves being in and among floats 308 00:10:44,731 --> 00:10:47,168 You're not bad You're maybe even 309 00:10:47,211 --> 00:10:49,083 Good But to make you great, 310 00:10:49,126 --> 00:10:52,260 I'd have to break you down to nothing 311 00:10:52,303 --> 00:10:54,610 It would ruin our friendship I can handle criticism 312 00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:56,394 My daughters criticize me all the time 313 00:10:56,438 --> 00:10:58,614 They're so mean now Please help me, sir, please! 314 00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:00,703 Okay 315 00:11:00,747 --> 00:11:02,487 Give me your flute 316 00:11:02,531 --> 00:11:04,315 Wrong! First rule: 317 00:11:04,359 --> 00:11:08,711 never give anyone your flute 318 00:11:08,755 --> 00:11:11,235 Hey, babe, how's it going? Amazingly well 319 00:11:11,279 --> 00:11:13,126 My dad and my grandpa are actually getting along 320 00:11:13,150 --> 00:11:14,456 They've been catching up nonstop 321 00:11:14,499 --> 00:11:15,587 Aunt Millie? Dead 322 00:11:15,631 --> 00:11:16,763 Uncle Thomas? Dead 323 00:11:16,806 --> 00:11:17,764 Aunt Janet? Dead 324 00:11:17,807 --> 00:11:18,765 Uncle Dean? Gay 325 00:11:18,808 --> 00:11:20,114 Ooh, good for him 326 00:11:20,157 --> 00:11:21,593 What about Aunt Lyn? Dead 327 00:11:21,637 --> 00:11:23,615 Apparently there was a fire at the family reunion 328 00:11:23,639 --> 00:11:25,878 Lucky for my Uncle Dean, he was not welcome at the event 329 00:11:25,902 --> 00:11:27,861 Wow Dark Yeah 330 00:11:27,904 --> 00:11:30,124 Well, I'm glad everything's working out 331 00:11:30,167 --> 00:11:31,734 Oh, I got to go Love you, bye 332 00:11:31,778 --> 00:11:33,127 Actually, I got to go too, so 333 00:11:34,650 --> 00:11:37,609 I didn't even think it was possible to put a cast 334 00:11:37,653 --> 00:11:39,916 on that part of the body 335 00:11:39,960 --> 00:11:41,788 That was Amy I hung up first 336 00:11:41,831 --> 00:11:43,711 Looks like things are still going great in here 337 00:11:43,746 --> 00:11:46,270 Yeah, they sure are Hey, Dad, toss me a beer 338 00:11:46,314 --> 00:11:47,663 Bring the heat 339 00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:49,273 - Whoa! - Both: 340 00:11:49,317 --> 00:11:50,381 No, the sex reveal cake! Oh 341 00:11:50,405 --> 00:11:51,580 Nobody look at the floor! 342 00:11:51,623 --> 00:11:53,190 No one can see the color of the cake 343 00:11:55,802 --> 00:11:57,257 How long are we doing this? What's the plan? 344 00:11:57,281 --> 00:11:58,326 I don't know yet! 345 00:12:01,329 --> 00:12:03,113 Okay, we all heard the cake splat 346 00:12:03,157 --> 00:12:04,636 on the other side of the counter, 347 00:12:04,680 --> 00:12:06,136 which means we can probably assume you can see the color 348 00:12:06,160 --> 00:12:07,703 Why does that matter? Because the color of the cake 349 00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:09,182 tells us if we're having a boy or a girl 350 00:12:09,206 --> 00:12:10,294 How can that baker tell? 351 00:12:10,338 --> 00:12:11,818 Because the baker does the test 352 00:12:11,861 --> 00:12:13,012 No, the doctor does the test Then the doctor calls 353 00:12:13,036 --> 00:12:14,864 the baker, and the baker makes the cake 354 00:12:14,908 --> 00:12:16,886 Okay, I hate to say this, but can you start over? 355 00:12:16,910 --> 00:12:18,409 No, we don't have time Just help me fix this 356 00:12:18,433 --> 00:12:19,782 You know, it's Roger's fault 357 00:12:19,826 --> 00:12:21,305 All he had to do was catch the beer 358 00:12:21,349 --> 00:12:23,153 Well, maybe I'd be better at catch if I played it 359 00:12:23,177 --> 00:12:25,875 more than once growing up Guys, focus up 360 00:12:25,919 --> 00:12:27,398 We're all getting along, remember? 361 00:12:27,442 --> 00:12:29,749 Now, we can't see the cake before Amy, which means we have 362 00:12:29,792 --> 00:12:31,814 to figure out a way to clean it up without looking at it 363 00:12:31,838 --> 00:12:33,796 We have to "Birdbox" it 364 00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:36,146 And "Birdbox" is the bakery No, "Birdbox" is a movie 365 00:12:36,190 --> 00:12:37,990 where people aren't allowed to look at things 366 00:12:38,018 --> 00:12:40,716 Just put on these blindfolds and help me clean it up 367 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:42,979 I "Birdbox-ed" the stewardess in Sweden once 368 00:12:43,023 --> 00:12:44,023 Dad! 369 00:12:45,025 --> 00:12:47,679 Okay, that should be all of it 370 00:12:47,723 --> 00:12:49,986 I think it's safe to take off our blindfolds 371 00:12:50,030 --> 00:12:51,031 Oh, ! 372 00:12:51,074 --> 00:12:53,947 No, no! Oh, God! 373 00:12:55,078 --> 00:12:57,341 What happened? We were so careful 374 00:12:57,385 --> 00:12:59,039 Here comes the mop 375 00:12:59,082 --> 00:13:00,214 Bag 376 00:13:00,257 --> 00:13:01,389 This is hard Yeah 377 00:13:01,432 --> 00:13:04,174 I could use a beer, you know? 378 00:13:04,218 --> 00:13:05,828 Oh, oh You okay? 379 00:13:05,872 --> 00:13:07,047 The cake was blue 380 00:13:07,090 --> 00:13:09,266 You're having a boy It's the curse 381 00:13:09,310 --> 00:13:11,181 No No, no, no, there's no curse 382 00:13:11,225 --> 00:13:13,793 Look, we can still fix this All we have to do is clean 383 00:13:13,836 --> 00:13:16,099 every inch of this room, and then bake a gourmet cake 384 00:13:16,143 --> 00:13:18,058 No one can do all that in two hours 385 00:13:18,101 --> 00:13:20,190 Wrong, Dad 386 00:13:20,234 --> 00:13:21,452 There is one who can 387 00:13:24,238 --> 00:13:27,023 Hello, fellas Let's get to work 388 00:13:29,243 --> 00:13:31,506 Oh, hey I got something 389 00:13:31,549 --> 00:13:33,987 There was a security camera by the Carroll Street brownstone 390 00:13:34,030 --> 00:13:35,181 And it got footage of the perps? 391 00:13:35,205 --> 00:13:36,772 No, but it caught Scully and Hitchcock 392 00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:38,184 interviewing the witness All right 393 00:13:38,208 --> 00:13:39,862 Let's start canvassing the neighborhood, 394 00:13:39,906 --> 00:13:41,187 see if anybody recognizes that guy 395 00:13:41,211 --> 00:13:42,212 Yeah 396 00:13:42,256 --> 00:13:44,258 Wait! 397 00:13:44,301 --> 00:13:46,434 What the hell? Sorry, I didn't want to run, 398 00:13:46,477 --> 00:13:48,218 and that was the only way to stop the doors 399 00:13:48,262 --> 00:13:50,786 It wasn't, and it didn't It worked, we're here 400 00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:52,503 Please, don't go looking for that witness 401 00:13:52,527 --> 00:13:54,113 We're just trying to fix your screw-up 402 00:13:54,137 --> 00:13:56,226 We didn't screw up The witness gave us his name, 403 00:13:56,270 --> 00:13:58,838 but he asked us not to write it down because he's undocumented 404 00:13:58,881 --> 00:14:01,884 So he's scared to show up to testify at the courthouse 405 00:14:01,928 --> 00:14:03,427 because he didn't want to be detained by ICE 406 00:14:03,451 --> 00:14:04,713 Damn it You know, 407 00:14:04,756 --> 00:14:06,517 that keeps lots of immigrants from helping cops 408 00:14:06,541 --> 00:14:08,195 Yeah, we know that We're just surprised 409 00:14:08,238 --> 00:14:09,849 that you know that That's insulting 410 00:14:09,892 --> 00:14:11,522 I'm very concerned with immigration issues 411 00:14:11,546 --> 00:14:13,504 And I've dated my fair share of spicy 412 00:14:13,548 --> 00:14:15,245 No! Scully said the nice thing 413 00:14:15,289 --> 00:14:17,117 You don't need to go past it, Hitchcock 414 00:14:17,160 --> 00:14:19,815 Okay, I know you need help and time is tight, 415 00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:21,445 but I see there is blue cake on the floor, 416 00:14:21,469 --> 00:14:23,775 and I know what that means, vis-à-vis the sex of the baby 417 00:14:23,819 --> 00:14:27,040 So before we do anything, I'm going to need a minute 418 00:14:28,476 --> 00:14:30,521 Sorry for all the weeping and the weird snort noise 419 00:14:30,565 --> 00:14:32,088 I made at the end It's genetic 420 00:14:32,132 --> 00:14:34,482 Now, Jake, grab the mop, you're on cleanup 421 00:14:34,525 --> 00:14:36,179 Admiral, you're making the batter 422 00:14:36,223 --> 00:14:38,442 Captain, you're on frosting duty 423 00:14:39,617 --> 00:14:41,402 Okay, Amy just texted 424 00:14:41,445 --> 00:14:43,926 She's gonna be here any second, so hide that thing 425 00:14:43,970 --> 00:14:45,493 The 426 00:14:45,536 --> 00:14:48,931 Oh Dad, that is so noticeable 427 00:14:48,975 --> 00:14:50,106 Nuh-uh, it's awesome 428 00:14:50,150 --> 00:14:51,475 All right, everybody, act normal 429 00:14:51,499 --> 00:14:52,587 Act normal 430 00:14:52,630 --> 00:14:54,328 Hey, guys 431 00:14:54,371 --> 00:14:56,199 Hey, welcome home 432 00:14:56,243 --> 00:14:58,898 I'd like you to meet my grandpa, Walter 433 00:14:58,941 --> 00:15:00,334 It's so nice to meet you 434 00:15:00,377 --> 00:15:02,118 Hello, things are normal here 435 00:15:02,162 --> 00:15:03,815 Yeah, everything's totally normal 436 00:15:03,859 --> 00:15:05,165 Back here too, behind the chair 437 00:15:05,208 --> 00:15:06,949 Yup, and that was a normal thing to say 438 00:15:06,993 --> 00:15:08,298 Are things normal with you, Amy? 439 00:15:08,342 --> 00:15:09,604 Sure Cool 440 00:15:09,647 --> 00:15:11,954 I'm going to go get ready for the party 441 00:15:11,998 --> 00:15:13,216 Oh, fun 442 00:15:17,003 --> 00:15:19,135 Oh, my God, I can't believe we pulled it off 443 00:15:19,179 --> 00:15:20,658 Charles, we owe it all to you 444 00:15:20,702 --> 00:15:23,270 Stop, it was an honor to cook and clean with all of you 445 00:15:23,313 --> 00:15:26,403 Boy, Jake is so lucky to have you as his butler 446 00:15:26,447 --> 00:15:27,404 Oh, he's not Thank you 447 00:15:27,448 --> 00:15:28,492 Oh 448 00:15:28,536 --> 00:15:30,407 I'm so glad you're helping me 449 00:15:30,451 --> 00:15:31,887 Maybe I won't blow it after all 450 00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:33,169 Oh, you'll do plenty of blowing 451 00:15:33,193 --> 00:15:34,498 Of that flute Now, let's go 452 00:15:34,542 --> 00:15:36,500 A five, six, seven, eight 453 00:15:37,545 --> 00:15:39,112 Stop 454 00:15:39,155 --> 00:15:41,331 The nod meant start now, not start one second later 455 00:15:41,375 --> 00:15:43,072 Again Five, six, seven, eight 456 00:15:44,639 --> 00:15:45,640 Stop 457 00:15:47,555 --> 00:15:49,620 Are you playing "The Muffin Man" or "The Garbage Man"? 458 00:15:49,644 --> 00:15:51,341 Huh? Do you know the Garbage Man? 459 00:15:51,385 --> 00:15:52,429 Because I do 460 00:15:52,473 --> 00:15:53,909 Because I'm looking right at him 461 00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:55,650 Again Five, six, seven, eight 462 00:16:02,657 --> 00:16:04,267 Again 463 00:16:06,313 --> 00:16:07,401 Again 464 00:16:12,536 --> 00:16:14,060 Why did you stop playing, Garbage Man? 465 00:16:14,103 --> 00:16:15,539 I need some water 466 00:16:15,583 --> 00:16:17,387 What you need to do is keep practicing, Garbage Man 467 00:16:17,411 --> 00:16:18,649 I don't have any more saliva And I don't have any more 468 00:16:18,673 --> 00:16:21,284 time for your excuses, Garbage Man 469 00:16:21,328 --> 00:16:23,156 Now play again Five, six 470 00:16:23,199 --> 00:16:24,548 I don't want your help anymore! 471 00:16:24,592 --> 00:16:28,944 I'm not a garbage man! I'm a muffin man! 472 00:16:30,206 --> 00:16:31,599 Attention, everyone 473 00:16:31,642 --> 00:16:33,209 Thank you all so much for coming 474 00:16:33,253 --> 00:16:34,384 Please gather around 475 00:16:34,428 --> 00:16:36,908 We're going to cut the cake and find out 476 00:16:36,952 --> 00:16:40,651 what our baby's whole downstairs situation is 477 00:16:40,695 --> 00:16:42,523 Why the accent? I don't know 478 00:16:42,566 --> 00:16:44,066 I did so bad I should have let you talk 479 00:16:44,090 --> 00:16:45,241 Yeah, you should have Okay 480 00:16:45,265 --> 00:16:46,309 I love you Oh 481 00:16:46,353 --> 00:16:47,397 Okay, let's do this 482 00:16:47,441 --> 00:16:49,225 Here we go 483 00:16:49,269 --> 00:16:52,620 All right, we are having a 484 00:16:52,663 --> 00:16:54,578 Green 485 00:16:54,622 --> 00:16:56,145 Oh, my God What's inside of me? 486 00:16:56,189 --> 00:16:58,582 No, you just cut a bad slice Here, I'll get a good one 487 00:16:58,626 --> 00:17:00,280 I guess the bakery must have messed up 488 00:17:00,323 --> 00:17:01,629 What are you talking about? 489 00:17:01,672 --> 00:17:03,500 Roger's the one that added the food coloring 490 00:17:03,544 --> 00:17:04,936 Well, you mixed the batter 491 00:17:04,980 --> 00:17:06,590 Wait, did you guys bake that cake? 492 00:17:06,634 --> 00:17:10,203 Well, we just, you could say that 493 00:17:10,246 --> 00:17:11,595 Jake? 494 00:17:11,639 --> 00:17:13,249 Okay, fine Yes, we baked it 495 00:17:13,293 --> 00:17:15,121 I'm so sorry I'll explain everything later 496 00:17:15,164 --> 00:17:16,484 Dad, please stop cutting the cake 497 00:17:16,513 --> 00:17:17,708 I'm trying to find a good slice 498 00:17:17,732 --> 00:17:20,387 There is no good slice! You screwed it up! 499 00:17:20,430 --> 00:17:21,910 You're a screw-up! Yeah? 500 00:17:21,953 --> 00:17:23,975 Well, if I'm a screw up, it's 'cause you screwed me up 501 00:17:23,999 --> 00:17:25,305 You screw-up Screw you 502 00:17:25,348 --> 00:17:27,307 I'm leaving Wait, wait, no, don't go! 503 00:17:27,350 --> 00:17:28,351 We reversed the curse! 504 00:17:28,395 --> 00:17:29,589 Don't reverse the curse reverse! 505 00:17:29,613 --> 00:17:31,224 Actually, Jake, I'm going too 506 00:17:31,267 --> 00:17:32,573 What? No, why would you go? 507 00:17:32,616 --> 00:17:34,183 I need to go to the hospital 508 00:17:34,227 --> 00:17:35,358 I cut my thumb off 509 00:17:35,402 --> 00:17:36,968 Again? The other one 510 00:17:37,012 --> 00:17:38,100 All: 511 00:17:38,144 --> 00:17:40,407 Oh, God Oh, God 512 00:17:40,450 --> 00:17:43,018 Ah Get the "Dino Bites" 513 00:17:45,716 --> 00:17:48,197 Hey, how are you feeling? How's the thumb? 514 00:17:48,241 --> 00:17:50,547 Great, looks perfect Like nothing ever happened 515 00:17:50,591 --> 00:17:53,594 It's the other thumb, Dad Oh, no, yeah, that looks bad 516 00:17:53,637 --> 00:17:55,615 The doctor said it might take a long time to heal, 517 00:17:55,639 --> 00:17:57,554 and that it might never be as long again 518 00:17:57,598 --> 00:17:59,817 My thumb? I don't care 519 00:17:59,861 --> 00:18:01,602 Is my dad here? No 520 00:18:01,645 --> 00:18:04,431 I called him and he said 521 00:18:04,474 --> 00:18:05,910 How do I put this? 522 00:18:05,954 --> 00:18:08,565 That I'm a useless screw-up and he's done with me? 523 00:18:08,609 --> 00:18:10,785 Yeah, something exactly like that, verbatim, sure 524 00:18:10,828 --> 00:18:12,787 Look, I'm really sorry that I forced this 525 00:18:12,830 --> 00:18:15,442 whole reunion on you I think our family might be 526 00:18:15,485 --> 00:18:16,897 cursed, and I'm going to be a bad dad 527 00:18:16,921 --> 00:18:18,619 No, I was wrong 528 00:18:18,662 --> 00:18:22,797 There's no curse My dad is just a selfish dick 529 00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:24,842 And I was too 530 00:18:24,886 --> 00:18:27,802 All the other Peralta dads, we probably just learned it 531 00:18:27,845 --> 00:18:30,109 from each other Or it's just in our genes 532 00:18:30,152 --> 00:18:31,893 No, you proved that wrong 533 00:18:31,936 --> 00:18:34,678 You care, and you do the work 534 00:18:34,722 --> 00:18:38,552 You're reading parenting books before your kid is even born 535 00:18:38,595 --> 00:18:41,120 You tried to get me and Dad back together 536 00:18:41,163 --> 00:18:43,470 Hell, you even fished my thumb out of the cake 537 00:18:43,513 --> 00:18:44,688 Yeah, that was gross 538 00:18:44,732 --> 00:18:46,057 You're so excited about having a kid, 539 00:18:46,081 --> 00:18:47,648 you're having a sex reveal party 540 00:18:47,691 --> 00:18:49,215 I never did anything like that, 541 00:18:49,258 --> 00:18:50,825 except that one time in Amsterdam 542 00:18:50,868 --> 00:18:52,653 I really wish you'd stop bringing that up 543 00:18:52,696 --> 00:18:55,003 Jake, you're going to be a great dad 544 00:18:55,046 --> 00:18:57,832 And your son's gonna love you 545 00:18:57,875 --> 00:18:59,529 Thanks 546 00:18:59,573 --> 00:19:02,053 And I think you're going to make a real good grandpa 547 00:19:02,097 --> 00:19:03,229 Hey, 548 00:19:03,272 --> 00:19:05,840 who's got two surgically reattached thumbs 549 00:19:05,883 --> 00:19:08,234 and is super proud of his son? 550 00:19:08,277 --> 00:19:10,018 Oh, you don't have to 551 00:19:10,061 --> 00:19:11,237 This guy 552 00:19:15,241 --> 00:19:16,633 My boss is furious 553 00:19:16,677 --> 00:19:18,200 You ruined my 25th birthday 554 00:19:18,244 --> 00:19:19,810 I want those guys punished 555 00:19:19,854 --> 00:19:21,638 Understood I'll talk to them right now 556 00:19:21,682 --> 00:19:24,598 Without that witness, the DA has nothing 557 00:19:24,641 --> 00:19:26,165 Kurm is pissed It's true 558 00:19:26,208 --> 00:19:27,925 He kept calling you guys the human centipede 559 00:19:27,949 --> 00:19:29,603 Because we have our heads up our asses 560 00:19:29,646 --> 00:19:31,755 Yes, we've heard that before I never thought I'd say this, 561 00:19:31,779 --> 00:19:33,059 but you guys did the right thing 562 00:19:33,084 --> 00:19:34,758 Unfortunately, Kurm wants you disciplined 563 00:19:34,782 --> 00:19:36,000 So effective tomorrow, 564 00:19:36,044 --> 00:19:38,002 you're each getting one week paid suspension 565 00:19:38,046 --> 00:19:40,614 Like vacation? You deserve this punishment! 566 00:19:40,657 --> 00:19:42,592 It's punishment where you don't have to work 567 00:19:42,616 --> 00:19:43,723 And we can go anywhere we like? 568 00:19:43,747 --> 00:19:45,271 You can go to hell for all I care! 569 00:19:45,314 --> 00:19:47,074 Or to a resort where you're being scammed 570 00:19:47,098 --> 00:19:48,187 Figi Good idea 571 00:19:48,230 --> 00:19:49,251 Now, get out of my face! 572 00:19:49,275 --> 00:19:50,711 Have fun 573 00:19:53,279 --> 00:19:54,715 Next 574 00:19:54,758 --> 00:19:57,674 Hi, my name is Terry Jeffords 575 00:19:57,718 --> 00:19:59,633 And I don't know how this is going to go 576 00:19:59,676 --> 00:20:00,982 Wait! 577 00:20:01,025 --> 00:20:02,375 Sir 578 00:20:02,418 --> 00:20:04,222 I'm Captain Raymond Holt of the 99th precinct, 579 00:20:04,246 --> 00:20:05,943 and I need to tell you about this man 580 00:20:05,987 --> 00:20:07,947 Now, the audition piece he's about to play may not 581 00:20:07,989 --> 00:20:10,774 be technically perfect In fact, it may hurt your ears 582 00:20:10,818 --> 00:20:13,081 You may consider it an insult to music 583 00:20:13,124 --> 00:20:14,691 You may whisper to each other, 584 00:20:14,735 --> 00:20:15,953 "'Muffin Man'? Pssh! 585 00:20:15,997 --> 00:20:17,607 More like Garbage Man" 586 00:20:17,651 --> 00:20:19,261 Come on But you would be wrong 587 00:20:19,305 --> 00:20:21,611 This man has taught me something 588 00:20:21,655 --> 00:20:24,745 He's taught me that music is about heart and soul 589 00:20:24,788 --> 00:20:28,618 It's about perseverance Despite everything 590 00:20:28,662 --> 00:20:31,882 I put him through, he showed up here today 591 00:20:31,926 --> 00:20:35,364 And you would be a fool not to put him in your band 592 00:20:35,408 --> 00:20:37,627 Thank you, Captain Lieutenant? 593 00:20:37,671 --> 00:20:38,889 What instrument do you play? 594 00:20:38,933 --> 00:20:40,195 The flute You're hired 595 00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:41,805 What? I haven't even played 596 00:20:41,849 --> 00:20:43,305 You're the only flute who auditioned 597 00:20:43,329 --> 00:20:44,286 Welcome to the band 598 00:20:44,330 --> 00:20:46,114 Yes! I did it! 599 00:20:47,420 --> 00:20:48,812 Hey How's your dad doing? 600 00:20:48,856 --> 00:20:50,312 Well, the doctor said he'll be okay, 601 00:20:50,336 --> 00:20:52,120 but his hands are basically claws now 602 00:20:52,163 --> 00:20:53,706 I don't know why they think that's okay 603 00:20:53,730 --> 00:20:55,776 Hey, listen, I'm sorry the cake was green 604 00:20:55,819 --> 00:20:57,038 It's okay 605 00:20:57,081 --> 00:20:58,711 I'll love our little Shrek no matter what 606 00:20:58,735 --> 00:20:59,823 Oh, my God That's right 607 00:20:59,867 --> 00:21:01,192 You still don't know the sex of the baby 608 00:21:01,216 --> 00:21:02,783 With all the craziness, I almost forgot 609 00:21:02,826 --> 00:21:04,698 Emphasis on "almost" What? 610 00:21:04,741 --> 00:21:06,961 Well, I got another cake just for the two of us 611 00:21:07,004 --> 00:21:09,050 Jake, that's so sweet 612 00:21:09,093 --> 00:21:11,835 Here we go I'm so excited 613 00:21:11,879 --> 00:21:13,239 It's empty There's no cake inside 614 00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:14,664 What? Where'd it go? 615 00:21:14,708 --> 00:21:16,318 Hey, guys Do you have any milk? 616 00:21:16,362 --> 00:21:18,320 We're having a boy? 617 00:21:18,364 --> 00:21:19,843 We're having a boy! 618 00:21:19,887 --> 00:21:21,976 Hey, do you have milk or not? 619 00:21:22,019 --> 00:21:23,238 Jeez God 620 00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:25,240 Fremulon 621 00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:27,286 Not a doctor Shh!