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Sir, I'd like to talk to you
about the new task force
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you're on the hiring committee for.
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The Special Tactical
Operations and Auxiliary
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Strategic Response Citywide Emergency
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Investigative Unit
for Emergency Operations?
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You know, I had a hand in naming it.
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And it's great, although you
might wanna try shortening it,
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maybe using a cool acronym.
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So the S.T.O.A.S.R.C.E.I.U.E.O.?
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Hm, you're right. That is cool.
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Sure, anyways, I know some
of the best cops in the city
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are gonna be on that task force,
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and I would appreciate it
if you'd consider me for it.
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Here's my résumé.
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And I thought it would be fun
if I rapped it.
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But then I realized that would
be a terrible idea,
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so I just wrote it down normally.
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It'll probably rhyme a lot on accident.
Try not to focus on that.
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"Jake Peralta is age 39,
but professionally,
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- he's still in his prime..."
- [chuckles]
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"If you ask me,
he's New York's fine... est.
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Charles enters."
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♪ Rat-tat-tat-tat-tat,
Chucky B with the burner ♪
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♪ Raining hot fire! ♪
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Charles, it's not a rap. It never was.
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Everyone's professional here.
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Not the lyrics we discussed either.
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Anyways, sir, I really think
that I deserve this task force.
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My clearance rate puts me
in the top 2% of all NYPD det...
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I am aware of your
qualifications, Peralta,
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but I'm only allowed
to recommend one name
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for the S.T.O.A.S.R.C.E.I.U.E.O.
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And you don't think the
acronym's just a little clunky?
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Oh, no, it's quite catchy.
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Look, I really feel like
I've got what it takes.
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I'm experienced, I'm hardworking,
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and I'm unflappable in the face of...
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- [loud booming and crashing]
- [screams]
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Oh, my God! What was that?
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[upbeat music]
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♪ ♪
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Sync & corrections by emeline-whovian
www.addic7ed.com
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- [alarm blaring]
- Scully, are you hurt?
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- Is that blood?
- It's glitter.
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There was a box on Jake's desk.
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I opened it, and it just exploded.
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I can't feel my face.
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And, not to be rude,
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but is that something
you can normally feel?
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Oh, right. I guess I'm fine.
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Jeffords, evacuate the precinct.
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- I'll contact the bomb squad.
- No, no, no, no, no, wait.
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I think this actually might have been
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a prank that malfunctioned.
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Look, the box was connected to a tank
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of compressed air under the desk.
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It was supposed to shoot
glitter at whoever opened it,
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but something must have clogged
the pressure release valve,
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- and the tank exploded.
- Wow.
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The silver lining is no one got hurt.
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And the lead lining is that this prank
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caused significant property
damage in the precinct.
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Fair point, but we do shatter
a lot of glass around here.
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Either it's Rosa who's disappointed
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in her Buzzfeed results...
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I am not a Blanche.
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Or Charles trying to bro out...
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Hut, think fast, dude.
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Or just Terry gently shutting a window
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and forgetting how strong he is.
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- And look at this.
Evidence was compromised.
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Oh no, the shirt from
the Dekalb Street murder.
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That's the only hard evidence we have.
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ADA Green's already mad
we didn't find anything else.
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Why is this on your desk, Peralta?
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I logged it out for trial,
but Officer Howard
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is the one who got it
from the evidence locker.
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Let's blame him.
He's always up to no good.
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What? You don't even know me.
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- Yes, I do.
- Then what's my last name?
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I thought it was Howard.
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It's Booth. My name is Howard Booth.
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Okay, fine, but just so you know,
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the only thing I'm gonna
remember from this interaction
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is that you put me on the spot, so...
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Sir, I know this is important,
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but I kinda gotta go.
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Cagney and Lacey's recorder concert's
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in an hour and I promised that I...
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No one leaves until the culprit
is brought to justice.
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But they're playing "Uptown Funk."
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I wouldn't care if they
were playing actual music.
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Whoever did this was obviously
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someone Peralta pranked seeking revenge.
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Who are his recent victims?
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[chuckles]
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I'm sorry, but I'm the
Prankmaster General
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and I take that role very seriously.
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Look at this. There's a note.
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It says, "Gotcha back, babe."
It was Amy.
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Who else would call Jake "babe"?
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Charles went through
that year-long phase
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where he called everybody "babe."
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- Uh-huh.
- I forget.
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- Did you guys like that?
- [together] No.
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I still think it was Amy.
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Obviously I'm being framed,
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probably by whomever keeps accusing me.
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No one's asking the obvious question.
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Why did Scully open a package
on Peralta's desk?
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Perhaps he was setting up the prank,
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and it blew up in his face.
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[all muttering in agreement]
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No, I just saw a box and I thought,
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"Oh, cookies come in boxes."
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[all muttering in agreement]
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I bet it wasn't anyone in this squad.
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That's exactly what
a guilty person would say.
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So in order to prove my innocence,
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- I just need to start pointing fingers?
- Mm-hmm.
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- Fine, it was Amy.
- Really?
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Because the "Babe" thing
screams you, Charles.
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Oh, you wanna hear screaming?
It was Amy!
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- [overlapping shouting]
- Somebody confess!
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[siren whoops]
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[in German accent] Well, well, well.
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What do we have here?
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It appears a crime has been committed,
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and no one will confess.
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- Doing a German accent?
- I was going for Belgian,
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Like in "Murder on the Orient Express."
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You sound like a Nazi.
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Okay, not a great note to hear.
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I'll just use my normal voice.
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The point is a crime has been committed,
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and someone in this room did it.
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There are seven suspects
all with means and motive.
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It appears what we have
is a classic whodunit.
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The phrase "whodunit"
is a grammatical abomination.
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Please use the proper term,
a "who has done this."
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I will not, however,
in order to solve this case,
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we need the very finest of detectives,
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one with a unique set
of skills, someone named...
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Dillman! I'll call Dillman!
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Who?
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[elevator dings]
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[rock music]
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♪ ♪
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I hear you need some help
with a "who has done this."
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Squad, meet detective Frank Dillman
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of the San Francisco PD.
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He is in town, and we were supposed
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to have lunch tomorrow,
but I asked him to come down
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because I need an objective
set of eyes on this.
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- I can be objective.
- Then tell me.
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- How do I look today?
- Normal?
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No. Dillman?
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- Bloated.
- Thank you.
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Dillman is the single best detective
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I have ever worked with.
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Sadly, he was unjustly fired
for investigating
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corruption in the NYPD.
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He hated dirty cops so much
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they used to call him Mr. Clean.
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Uh-huh, I'm sure that's the only reason
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they called him that.
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Because I'm bald?
You think that's funny?
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I started shaving my head
20 years ago in solidarity
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with my mother who was
undergoing chemotherapy.
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Oh, look, I'm so sorry...
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I'm obviously lying.
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It's classic male pattern baldness.
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But now, based on your reaction,
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I know every single thing
about you as a person.
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- That can't be true.
- It is.
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- You're cooked.
- All right, let's get started.
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I want written statements
from every witness...
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personnel files for the entire squad.
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Of course, I need to have
this desk dusted for prints,
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see if we get a hit on the AFI system.
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Somebody could maybe get rid
of those pigeons.
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And, of course, I'll need
to see any surveillance video.
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Unfortunately, this area's a blind spot.
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The camera that covers it
broke two weeks ago,
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and it hasn't been fixed yet.
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Really don't want me
to see that security footage,
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do you, Lieutenant?
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- Hm, I wonder why.
- I was just stating the facts.
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I didn't do anything to the camera.
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I never thought you did, but now I know
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every single thing
about you as a person.
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Everyone back off.
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Dillman has the scene.
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♪ ♪
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Man, this sucks.
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This case would have been
the perfect chance for you
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to prove to Holt that you
deserve that task force.
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Yeah. Maybe it still is.
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Holt thinks Dillman's the best detective
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he's ever worked with, so what happens
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if I solve the case before him?
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Then I become the best
detective Holt has ever
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worked with, and he has
to give me the task force.
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Dillman thinks he knows
everything about me
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as a person, but there's
one thing he doesn't know.
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I'm about to take him down...
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Oh, my God, he's staring right at us.
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Quick, pretend like
I was saying something else.
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Yes, Jake, you were young
when you lost your virginity.
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Thank you, Charles!
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The DA's office called.
Greene is furious.
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He thinks he may have to drop
all charges in the Dekalb case.
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Whoever did this is facing
a massive suspension,
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and there's no use hiding
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because Dillman will smoke you out.
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Right, but is there any way
he could hurry it up?
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So far it's just been a lot
of silent pacing.
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Would you ask a heart surgeon
to hurry it up?
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I mean, I would if he was
just walking around a room.
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Okay, here's what we know.
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The glitter bomb was placed
between 12:20 and 12:55.
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All the suspects say they were at lunch
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and have an alibi for that time,
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which means one of you is lying.
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It was Terry.
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Thanks for coming by, Dill,
but I got it from here.
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You see, Terrence,
I couldn't help but notice
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you're not wearing suspenders today...
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odd, considering suspenders
are your entire personality.
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Seems a little reductive.
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I had a rough childhood,
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but I lifted myself up
through arts and athletics...
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Ah-buh-buh-buhp.
You're the suspenders guy.
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Something felt fishy,
so Jakey went fishing,
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and I caught me a fat one.
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And look at that...
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Terry's suspenders
stuffed into his desk drawer,
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and there's glitter on them...
red glitter.
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Feels like that deserved
an audible gasp.
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- [gasps loudly]
- Thank you, Charles.
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You got messy setting up the prank.
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You didn't want anyone to see.
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You put the suspenders
in your desk drawer.
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Case closed.
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Did you put that folder there
just so you could close it?
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Yes, Rosa, obviously.
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I didn't do anything.
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Well, if you didn't do anything,
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how come the case is closed?
250
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- It's not.
- Hm?
251
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The glitter on Jeffords' suspenders
252
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is type 9A round red glitter
while the bomb spewed
253
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type 9C round red glitter,
but then I suppose
254
00:08:16,856 --> 00:08:19,224
all round red glitter
looks the same to you.
255
00:08:19,259 --> 00:08:21,326
No. I know the difference.
256
00:08:23,129 --> 00:08:24,095
- One is bigger?
- Shinier.
257
00:08:24,130 --> 00:08:25,845
- Ah.
- The number refers to the size.
258
00:08:25,881 --> 00:08:27,466
The letter refers
to its reflective qualities.
259
00:08:27,501 --> 00:08:29,434
Seems like you know a weird
amount about glitter, man.
260
00:08:29,469 --> 00:08:31,927
So good detective work is weird to you?
261
00:08:32,372 --> 00:08:34,105
Interesting squad
you have here, Raymond.
262
00:08:34,140 --> 00:08:35,774
I didn't choose them.
They were here when I arrived.
263
00:08:35,809 --> 00:08:37,737
Understood. The real question is
264
00:08:37,773 --> 00:08:39,578
why Jeffords had glitter on him at all.
265
00:08:39,613 --> 00:08:41,112
Fortunately, I have the answer.
266
00:08:41,147 --> 00:08:43,148
I deduced that he has
three young daughters...
267
00:08:43,183 --> 00:08:44,483
twins and a toddler.
268
00:08:44,518 --> 00:08:46,351
Big deal.
You saw the picture on his desk.
269
00:08:46,386 --> 00:08:48,420
I did, and judging by
270
00:08:48,455 --> 00:08:50,489
the maple trees in
the background of that picture,
271
00:08:50,524 --> 00:08:52,957
it was taken last fall...
probably mid October.
272
00:08:52,992 --> 00:08:55,760
The twins are smiling,
each revealing a missing tooth.
273
00:08:55,795 --> 00:08:58,196
The twin on the right...
let's call her "Twin A."
274
00:08:58,231 --> 00:08:59,530
- That's Cagney.
- Is that relevant?
275
00:08:59,565 --> 00:09:00,832
- It's her name.
- So no.
276
00:09:00,867 --> 00:09:02,934
Twin A is missing an upper right incisor
277
00:09:02,969 --> 00:09:05,603
while Twin B is missing
a lower left incisor
278
00:09:05,638 --> 00:09:07,772
suggesting that they were seven
when the photo was taken,
279
00:09:07,807 --> 00:09:09,440
which would put them in second grade.
280
00:09:09,475 --> 00:09:11,209
Spring semester of second grade is when
281
00:09:11,244 --> 00:09:13,878
the Brooklyn schools
do their solar system unit,
282
00:09:13,913 --> 00:09:15,479
a highlight of which is constructing
283
00:09:15,514 --> 00:09:16,547
a mobile of the planets.
284
00:09:16,582 --> 00:09:19,650
My hypothesis is that Twin A
and Twin B requested
285
00:09:19,685 --> 00:09:23,454
Daddy's help making Mars
sparkle, hence the red glitter.
286
00:09:23,489 --> 00:09:25,690
Damn, yeah, that's exactly right.
287
00:09:25,725 --> 00:09:26,858
Just seems like a very complicated way
288
00:09:26,893 --> 00:09:28,326
- of saying Terry has kids.
- Thank you.
289
00:09:28,361 --> 00:09:29,361
What?
290
00:09:29,397 --> 00:09:30,428
The point is, Jeffords is innocent,
291
00:09:30,463 --> 00:09:33,891
so I guess it's fair to say case open.
292
00:09:33,927 --> 00:09:35,999
My God, I have gooseflesh.
293
00:09:36,034 --> 00:09:37,968
So now I'd like to move on
to a real suspect.
294
00:09:38,003 --> 00:09:40,570
I wanna see detective Diaz in the box.
295
00:09:40,605 --> 00:09:42,372
- [gasps]
- What... don't gasp for him.
296
00:09:42,407 --> 00:09:43,373
- What are you doing?
- I'm sorry.
297
00:09:43,408 --> 00:09:44,574
- It just slipped out.
- Title of your sex tape.
298
00:09:44,609 --> 00:09:47,377
Yeah, it's... obviously
it's the title of his sex tape.
299
00:09:47,412 --> 00:09:49,079
Everyone's taking my stuff.
300
00:09:49,114 --> 00:09:52,182
[tense music]
301
00:09:52,217 --> 00:09:55,718
♪ ♪
302
00:09:55,754 --> 00:09:57,855
Dillman never talks first
when he's in the box.
303
00:09:57,890 --> 00:10:00,858
Well, Rosa never initiates
conversation of any kind.
304
00:10:00,893 --> 00:10:02,926
Guys, I really have to get out of here.
305
00:10:02,961 --> 00:10:05,195
Somebody please say something
to get it started.
306
00:10:05,230 --> 00:10:06,663
- No.
- And there it is.
307
00:10:06,698 --> 00:10:08,865
Now that I have the upper hand,
let's get started.
308
00:10:08,900 --> 00:10:10,867
Stupid Terry and his stupid kids.
309
00:10:10,902 --> 00:10:13,570
You were the only suspect
who did not go out for lunch,
310
00:10:13,605 --> 00:10:15,372
but if you were eating at your desk,
311
00:10:15,407 --> 00:10:16,539
how did you not see the perpetrator
312
00:10:16,574 --> 00:10:17,874
plant the glitter bomb?
313
00:10:17,909 --> 00:10:19,108
I wasn't at my desk.
I was in the break room.
314
00:10:19,143 --> 00:10:20,543
Oh, the break room. That explains it.
315
00:10:20,578 --> 00:10:21,674
I guess we're done here.
316
00:10:22,081 --> 00:10:24,757
Oh, here it comes...
the Dillman double back.
317
00:10:25,417 --> 00:10:26,783
Just to double back...
318
00:10:26,818 --> 00:10:28,823
Oh, my. He actually said the words.
319
00:10:28,859 --> 00:10:29,886
What a treat.
320
00:10:29,921 --> 00:10:31,421
If you were in the break room,
321
00:10:31,456 --> 00:10:33,222
why was the IP address of your laptop
322
00:10:33,257 --> 00:10:35,785
logged into the Wi-Fi
on the fifth floor?
323
00:10:35,873 --> 00:10:36,873
Fine.
324
00:10:37,128 --> 00:10:39,228
There's an empty office there
where I go to be alone.
325
00:10:39,263 --> 00:10:42,956
Seems innocent enough.
Why would you lie about that?
326
00:10:43,768 --> 00:10:46,402
Maybe because you were up there
assembling a glitter bomb.
327
00:10:47,271 --> 00:10:48,771
[mumbles]
328
00:10:48,806 --> 00:10:50,907
- I'm sorry, I didn't...
- I was watching a soap opera.
329
00:10:50,942 --> 00:10:52,775
It's called "Drake's Hollow."
I never miss an episode.
330
00:10:52,810 --> 00:10:54,911
It's my mother's favorite show,
and when things were bad
331
00:10:54,946 --> 00:10:56,045
between us, it was the one thing
332
00:10:56,080 --> 00:10:58,281
- that we could still talk about.
- Oh, that's sweet.
333
00:10:58,316 --> 00:10:59,315
It is kind of sweet.
334
00:10:59,351 --> 00:11:01,617
Sweet enough to fool a lesser detective.
335
00:11:01,652 --> 00:11:03,786
What... I wasn't fooled. Take her away.
336
00:11:03,821 --> 00:11:05,754
If you really watch
"Drake's Hollow" every day,
337
00:11:05,789 --> 00:11:07,323
you won't mind if I give you
a little quiz.
338
00:11:07,358 --> 00:11:09,391
You see, I've been known
to visit the Hollow myself
339
00:11:09,426 --> 00:11:12,473
from time to time not unlike
Nicholas Van Bronderberg.
340
00:11:12,509 --> 00:11:14,430
Who's the father of Eliana's twins?
341
00:11:14,465 --> 00:11:15,597
Christian is Jacob's father,
342
00:11:15,632 --> 00:11:17,233
but Joshua was stolen from the hospital.
343
00:11:17,268 --> 00:11:18,734
His real father remains unknown.
344
00:11:18,769 --> 00:11:19,791
Who did Joshua grow up to marry?
345
00:11:19,827 --> 00:11:21,403
First came Sandra,
then there was Brigitte,
346
00:11:21,438 --> 00:11:22,604
but she turned out to be his sister.
347
00:11:22,639 --> 00:11:23,906
Katherine died during childbirth,
348
00:11:23,941 --> 00:11:25,607
though it was later revealed
that she was murdered
349
00:11:25,642 --> 00:11:27,109
by Amanda, Joshua's next wife.
350
00:11:27,144 --> 00:11:29,498
They divorced after Amanda
was sentenced to the electric chair.
351
00:11:29,534 --> 00:11:31,146
But Joshua rebounded quickly
with Jasmine.
352
00:11:31,181 --> 00:11:32,948
Jasmine was followed by Grace,
the love of his life,
353
00:11:32,983 --> 00:11:34,650
but she had a contract dispute
with the producers
354
00:11:34,685 --> 00:11:36,418
so she was killed off camera by a snake.
355
00:11:36,453 --> 00:11:37,786
[chuckles] You messed up.
356
00:11:37,821 --> 00:11:39,822
- You forgot Gwendolyn.
- No, I didn't.
357
00:11:39,857 --> 00:11:41,857
Joshua and Gwendolyn were
technically never married
358
00:11:41,892 --> 00:11:44,626
because that whole season took
place inside Kiki's mind...
359
00:11:44,661 --> 00:11:46,695
[whispering] While she was in a coma.
360
00:11:48,399 --> 00:11:49,513
Diaz is innocent.
361
00:11:49,549 --> 00:11:51,467
So I guess he was wrong about Rosa.
362
00:11:51,502 --> 00:11:53,301
Don't worry about Dillman.
363
00:11:53,336 --> 00:11:55,337
He's the best detective
I've ever worked with.
364
00:11:55,372 --> 00:11:56,972
Or you just keep talking him up
365
00:11:57,007 --> 00:11:58,940
because you don't want us
to notice how weird it is
366
00:11:58,975 --> 00:12:00,376
that you brought in a friend
to work the case.
367
00:12:00,411 --> 00:12:01,610
We're not friends.
368
00:12:01,645 --> 00:12:02,845
My only friends are James and Julian.
369
00:12:02,880 --> 00:12:04,645
Hurtful, but I still think it's strange
370
00:12:04,680 --> 00:12:06,113
that you won't let me
run the investigation...
371
00:12:06,148 --> 00:12:07,615
unless, of course, there's something
372
00:12:07,650 --> 00:12:09,472
- you're scared I might find.
- Excuse me?
373
00:12:09,508 --> 00:12:11,494
Where were you between 12:20 and 12:55?
374
00:12:11,530 --> 00:12:13,187
You aren't seriously suggesting
375
00:12:13,222 --> 00:12:14,393
that I am the prank man.
376
00:12:14,429 --> 00:12:16,023
It does seem a little far-fetched, Jake.
377
00:12:16,058 --> 00:12:18,192
I mean, he did just use
the phrase, "prank man."
378
00:12:18,227 --> 00:12:19,527
It's not far-fetched at all.
379
00:12:19,562 --> 00:12:21,829
Holt is not the joyless robot
that he once was.
380
00:12:21,864 --> 00:12:23,531
Is this about the time I ate a burrito?
381
00:12:23,566 --> 00:12:24,665
I was pressured into it.
382
00:12:24,700 --> 00:12:25,867
Just tell us where you were at lunch.
383
00:12:25,902 --> 00:12:27,818
Well, if you must know,
I was having lunch with Boyle.
384
00:12:27,854 --> 00:12:28,854
[laughs] No way.
385
00:12:28,890 --> 00:12:30,405
You two are the second most unlikely
386
00:12:30,440 --> 00:12:31,706
Nine-Nine lunch combination.
387
00:12:31,741 --> 00:12:33,408
First is anyone
with Hitchcock and Scully.
388
00:12:33,443 --> 00:12:34,876
Second is Holt and Charles.
389
00:12:34,911 --> 00:12:36,070
It is pretty strange.
390
00:12:36,106 --> 00:12:38,345
I mean, obviously it was uncomfortable,
391
00:12:38,380 --> 00:12:39,413
but it was a work lunch.
392
00:12:39,448 --> 00:12:40,647
Look, it's not a big deal, guys.
393
00:12:40,682 --> 00:12:41,615
We don't have to talk about it.
394
00:12:41,650 --> 00:12:43,750
I was offering him
the task force position.
395
00:12:43,785 --> 00:12:45,920
Boyle is my choice.
396
00:12:45,955 --> 00:12:47,004
Boyle?
397
00:12:47,986 --> 00:12:48,982
From work?
398
00:12:49,018 --> 00:12:51,108
[chuckles] Oh.
399
00:12:51,393 --> 00:12:54,302
How great for him...
[laughs] And no one else.
400
00:12:54,338 --> 00:12:55,827
You know what, I just remembered
that I'm late to leave.
401
00:12:55,863 --> 00:12:56,863
Gotta go, bye.
402
00:12:57,803 --> 00:12:58,871
Hey.
403
00:12:59,851 --> 00:13:01,270
I don't understand, Charles.
404
00:13:01,306 --> 00:13:02,957
If Holt already assigned you
to the task force,
405
00:13:02,993 --> 00:13:04,192
why were you helping me try and get it?
406
00:13:04,228 --> 00:13:06,653
I was planning on telling Holt no.
407
00:13:06,689 --> 00:13:07,906
What? That's insane.
408
00:13:07,942 --> 00:13:09,033
It's a huge opportunity.
409
00:13:09,069 --> 00:13:11,390
I know, but I've been meaning
to cut back on hours.
410
00:13:11,426 --> 00:13:12,729
I'm working too much.
411
00:13:12,765 --> 00:13:14,600
It's affecting Nikolaj at school.
412
00:13:14,636 --> 00:13:16,200
He's been making so many new friends.
413
00:13:16,235 --> 00:13:17,366
Wait, isn't that a good thing?
414
00:13:17,402 --> 00:13:19,049
No, he's trying to get me jealous.
415
00:13:19,085 --> 00:13:20,498
I did the same thing to my dad.
416
00:13:20,534 --> 00:13:22,502
So, Jake, for real.
417
00:13:22,538 --> 00:13:23,646
I'm not gonna take the assignment.
418
00:13:23,682 --> 00:13:25,740
[sighs] Okay, I guess that makes sense.
419
00:13:25,776 --> 00:13:28,052
But just promise me you're not
turning it down because of me.
420
00:13:28,088 --> 00:13:29,318
Jake, I promise.
421
00:13:29,962 --> 00:13:31,045
Okay.
422
00:13:32,110 --> 00:13:33,402
Great, well,
423
00:13:33,967 --> 00:13:35,519
if you're turning it down,
that means there's still
424
00:13:35,554 --> 00:13:36,853
an opportunity for me to solve the case
425
00:13:36,888 --> 00:13:38,522
and prove to Holt
I belong on the task force.
426
00:13:38,557 --> 00:13:40,131
- What task force?
- BOTH: [surprised grunt]
427
00:13:40,492 --> 00:13:42,393
- How long have you been here?
- Just a few seconds.
428
00:13:42,428 --> 00:13:43,360
But that was more than enough time
429
00:13:43,395 --> 00:13:45,306
for me to ascertain
everything about you...
430
00:13:45,342 --> 00:13:47,617
As a person, yes, we know.
No one likes a know-it-all.
431
00:13:47,653 --> 00:13:48,794
You're married to one.
432
00:13:49,271 --> 00:13:50,772
- You're married to one.
- Follow me.
433
00:13:50,808 --> 00:13:52,474
I have an important
announcement to make.
434
00:13:53,911 --> 00:13:54,844
BOTH: Dillman.
435
00:13:54,880 --> 00:13:56,909
May I have everyone's attention please?
436
00:13:56,945 --> 00:13:58,874
I have solved the, "who has done this."
437
00:13:58,909 --> 00:14:00,416
I know by whom it was done.
438
00:14:00,745 --> 00:14:02,680
- It was Jake Peralta.
- What?
439
00:14:02,716 --> 00:14:04,858
That's crazy. The box was on my desk.
440
00:14:04,894 --> 00:14:06,048
- I'm the victim.
- Wrong.
441
00:14:06,083 --> 00:14:07,383
- Scully's the victim.
- You know,
442
00:14:07,418 --> 00:14:09,419
you think glitter's gonna taste
like sprinkles, but it doesn't.
443
00:14:09,454 --> 00:14:10,787
- It tastes like blood.
- That is blood.
444
00:14:10,822 --> 00:14:11,954
The glitter's shredding your tongue.
445
00:14:11,989 --> 00:14:12,989
Oh.
446
00:14:13,025 --> 00:14:14,089
Why would I blow up my own desk?
447
00:14:14,124 --> 00:14:15,495
For the task force.
448
00:14:15,531 --> 00:14:17,226
I just heard you say
you wanted to prove to Holt
449
00:14:17,261 --> 00:14:18,428
that you're a great detective.
450
00:14:18,463 --> 00:14:20,090
That's why you set this whole thing up.
451
00:14:20,126 --> 00:14:21,192
It was a perfect plan,
452
00:14:21,228 --> 00:14:23,132
and you would've gotten away
with it if not for me.
453
00:14:23,167 --> 00:14:24,566
Wow. You're a lunatic.
454
00:14:24,601 --> 00:14:26,468
Would a lunatic know
that your body temperature
455
00:14:26,503 --> 00:14:28,904
just rose 9/10 of a degree
indicating guilt?
456
00:14:28,939 --> 00:14:30,505
- Yes.
- Oh, look.
457
00:14:31,842 --> 00:14:32,975
What do we have here...
458
00:14:33,010 --> 00:14:34,608
a receipt from Party Zone
459
00:14:34,643 --> 00:14:36,628
for one air tank rental paid in cash.
460
00:14:36,664 --> 00:14:39,118
That's not mine.
I never keep my receipts.
461
00:14:39,154 --> 00:14:40,982
Amy, tell them. Tell them how
much our accountant hates me.
462
00:14:41,017 --> 00:14:42,450
She hates him so much.
463
00:14:42,485 --> 00:14:43,773
My bag was sitting next to my desk.
464
00:14:43,809 --> 00:14:45,199
Anyone could have put that in there.
465
00:14:45,235 --> 00:14:46,713
That kind of evidence
would never hold up at trial.
466
00:14:46,749 --> 00:14:47,749
You'd be laughed out of court.
467
00:14:47,785 --> 00:14:49,148
I've only been laughed at in court once,
468
00:14:49,184 --> 00:14:51,060
and that was because
I made a terrific joke.
469
00:14:51,096 --> 00:14:53,133
- I was there. It was hilarious.
- Come on.
470
00:14:53,169 --> 00:14:56,262
I guess it's fair to say case closed.
471
00:14:56,298 --> 00:14:58,248
No. He stole that from me.
472
00:14:58,284 --> 00:15:00,801
Go home. You're suspended
until further notice.
473
00:15:00,836 --> 00:15:01,903
This is nuts.
474
00:15:02,138 --> 00:15:03,137
I can't believe Holt believes
475
00:15:03,172 --> 00:15:05,673
that ridiculous windbag
and his sack of lies.
476
00:15:05,708 --> 00:15:08,342
Oh, I know everything about
glitter and "Drake's Elbow."
477
00:15:08,377 --> 00:15:09,642
- "Hollow."
- Amy, please.
478
00:15:09,677 --> 00:15:11,488
I just need your support
right now, okay?
479
00:15:11,880 --> 00:15:13,347
Wait a minute, you believe me, right?
480
00:15:13,382 --> 00:15:15,182
Of course I do. I'm your wife.
481
00:15:15,217 --> 00:15:16,549
I'm on your side no matter what.
482
00:15:16,584 --> 00:15:17,985
[sighs] Thanks.
483
00:15:18,020 --> 00:15:19,353
- Same, by the way.
- Thanks.
484
00:15:19,388 --> 00:15:20,888
I mean, no one really suspects me.
485
00:15:20,923 --> 00:15:22,356
- Right.
- Look, go home.
486
00:15:22,391 --> 00:15:24,324
I'll check for prints
on the Party Zone receipt.
487
00:15:24,359 --> 00:15:26,793
Yours won't be there,
but maybe someone else's will.
488
00:15:26,986 --> 00:15:29,196
Wait a minute. Prints... that's it.
489
00:15:29,316 --> 00:15:31,131
- I think I know who framed me.
- Who?
490
00:15:31,166 --> 00:15:32,232
I can't say yet. I wanna be sure.
491
00:15:32,267 --> 00:15:33,500
You wanna do a big, dramatic reveal
492
00:15:33,535 --> 00:15:34,734
in front of everyone, don't you?
493
00:15:34,769 --> 00:15:35,602
Yes, obviously.
494
00:15:35,637 --> 00:15:36,625
Look, I have to check on one thing.
495
00:15:36,661 --> 00:15:38,113
- Don't let anybody leave.
- Okay.
496
00:15:38,506 --> 00:15:39,706
[elevator dings]
497
00:15:39,742 --> 00:15:41,320
[in German accent] Attention, everyone.
498
00:15:41,356 --> 00:15:42,809
Stop what you are doing.
499
00:15:42,844 --> 00:15:44,143
[normally] Eh, still a little Nazi.
500
00:15:44,178 --> 00:15:45,337
I'm gonna just drop the accent.
501
00:15:45,373 --> 00:15:47,922
Peralta, you can't be here.
You're suspended.
502
00:15:47,958 --> 00:15:49,181
And you're lucky it's not worse.
503
00:15:49,216 --> 00:15:50,761
The DA's office wanted you fired.
504
00:15:50,797 --> 00:15:52,819
I'm being framed, and I know who did it.
505
00:15:53,155 --> 00:15:54,480
It was Dillman!
506
00:15:54,516 --> 00:15:56,992
[scoffs] I just met you today.
507
00:15:57,028 --> 00:15:58,568
- Why would I do that?
- Good question.
508
00:15:58,604 --> 00:16:01,130
It's because you want Holt
to put you on that task force.
509
00:16:01,166 --> 00:16:03,554
Dillman can't be
on a New York task force.
510
00:16:03,590 --> 00:16:05,275
The SFPD would never approve it.
511
00:16:05,311 --> 00:16:07,562
Correct, only he's not SFPD.
512
00:16:07,598 --> 00:16:09,138
When you first arrived,
you asked us to check
513
00:16:09,174 --> 00:16:10,770
the fingerprints against the AFI system,
514
00:16:10,805 --> 00:16:13,640
but that system hasn't
been used in over five years
515
00:16:13,676 --> 00:16:15,010
by any police department.
516
00:16:15,046 --> 00:16:17,972
Well, I used
the AFI system for 20 years.
517
00:16:18,411 --> 00:16:20,308
- I guess I misspoke.
- Oh, misspoke.
518
00:16:20,344 --> 00:16:22,416
I see. That explains everything.
My apologies.
519
00:16:22,749 --> 00:16:25,183
I'm just gonna
head back on out to exile...
520
00:16:25,218 --> 00:16:26,763
just to double back.
521
00:16:26,799 --> 00:16:28,106
My God. He's double backing Dillman.
522
00:16:28,142 --> 00:16:29,619
How could the best detective
that Holt's ever worked with
523
00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:30,588
make such a mistake?
524
00:16:30,624 --> 00:16:32,321
I wondered myself,
so I made a few phone calls.
525
00:16:32,357 --> 00:16:34,868
It turns out,
Dillman was fired by the SFPD.
526
00:16:34,904 --> 00:16:36,607
I guess he rubbed the brass
the wrong way.
527
00:16:36,643 --> 00:16:38,046
Not only that,
but he's currently working
528
00:16:38,082 --> 00:16:40,566
part time at Yarn Barn,
a hobby shop in Albany.
529
00:16:40,601 --> 00:16:42,935
I have his manager
on the phone right now.
530
00:16:43,105 --> 00:16:45,036
Frank, what is going on?
You have a shift tonight.
531
00:16:45,071 --> 00:16:46,438
You know I have finals.
532
00:16:46,473 --> 00:16:48,055
[stammers] I'm so sorry, Alyssa.
533
00:16:48,091 --> 00:16:51,075
I got hung up in the city.
I just lost track of time.
534
00:16:51,110 --> 00:16:52,759
This explains everything.
He's not a great detective.
535
00:16:52,795 --> 00:16:54,612
He's a sad man working part time
536
00:16:54,647 --> 00:16:56,028
selling crafting supplies.
537
00:16:56,064 --> 00:16:59,435
Okay, fine, yes.
I was fired by the SFPD.
538
00:16:59,471 --> 00:17:00,618
And yes, I contacted Raymond
539
00:17:00,653 --> 00:17:02,086
in hopes of getting on that task force.
540
00:17:02,121 --> 00:17:04,455
I thought it would be my way
back onto the NYPD.
541
00:17:04,490 --> 00:17:06,144
Oh, my God. I hate the Yarn Barn.
542
00:17:06,180 --> 00:17:07,558
Really disappointing to hear, Frank,
543
00:17:07,593 --> 00:17:09,448
Yeah, well you're
a bad manager, Alyssa, okay?
544
00:17:09,484 --> 00:17:11,793
You play favorites and it hurts
to be on the outside.
545
00:17:11,829 --> 00:17:12,961
- You don't even show up to...
- Okay.
546
00:17:12,997 --> 00:17:13,931
I was gonna bring up the task force
547
00:17:13,966 --> 00:17:15,466
when I had lunch with Raymond tomorrow,
548
00:17:15,501 --> 00:17:17,067
but when he called about this case,
549
00:17:17,102 --> 00:17:19,303
I thought solving it
would seal the deal...
550
00:17:19,338 --> 00:17:20,337
Which would have been easy since you set
551
00:17:20,372 --> 00:17:22,003
the whole thing up to frame me.
552
00:17:22,039 --> 00:17:23,039
Ridiculous.
553
00:17:23,075 --> 00:17:24,608
Why would I have waited
so long to accuse you?
554
00:17:24,643 --> 00:17:25,609
Because if you solved it right away,
555
00:17:25,644 --> 00:17:26,476
it would've been too obvious.
556
00:17:26,511 --> 00:17:27,777
He's deflecting because he's guilty.
557
00:17:27,812 --> 00:17:29,145
Dillman lied about where he worked.
558
00:17:29,180 --> 00:17:30,346
We can't trust him.
559
00:17:30,381 --> 00:17:31,314
The receipt was in Peralta's bag.
560
00:17:31,349 --> 00:17:32,181
You're the glitter expert.
561
00:17:32,216 --> 00:17:33,483
Well, you're the Prankmaster General.
562
00:17:33,518 --> 00:17:35,485
- BOTH: It was him.
- [siren whoops]
563
00:17:35,520 --> 00:17:37,337
It wasn't either of you,
564
00:17:37,993 --> 00:17:39,571
but I know who it was.
565
00:17:40,358 --> 00:17:41,906
Son of a bitch stole my bullhorn.
566
00:17:43,629 --> 00:17:46,649
Okay, I'm not 100% sure this is right,
567
00:17:46,685 --> 00:17:48,452
and maybe I'm missing something...
568
00:17:48,487 --> 00:17:50,025
Charles, as a veteran
of many big reveals,
569
00:17:50,061 --> 00:17:51,061
can I give you a tip?
570
00:17:51,097 --> 00:17:52,510
- Not so much waffling.
- I agree.
571
00:17:52,546 --> 00:17:53,478
You're not commanding the room.
572
00:17:53,514 --> 00:17:55,205
Let him finish... his way.
573
00:17:55,594 --> 00:17:57,595
- But do pace it up a bit, Charles.
- Copy that.
574
00:17:57,631 --> 00:17:59,829
So from the beginning,
I was very skeptical
575
00:17:59,864 --> 00:18:02,065
that anyone in our squad
was behind the prank.
576
00:18:02,100 --> 00:18:03,634
- Why didn't you just say that?
- I did, and then you said,
577
00:18:03,669 --> 00:18:05,335
"That's exactly what
a guilty person would say."
578
00:18:05,370 --> 00:18:06,286
Eh, I stand by it.
579
00:18:06,322 --> 00:18:08,168
Okay, so who was the prank man?
580
00:18:08,204 --> 00:18:09,314
There was no prank.
581
00:18:09,607 --> 00:18:10,939
That was just a cover.
582
00:18:11,074 --> 00:18:13,509
You see, guys,
the point of the explosion
583
00:18:13,681 --> 00:18:16,288
was to contaminate the evidence
of the Dekalb Street murder.
584
00:18:16,324 --> 00:18:19,114
But the suspect is in prison,
has no ties to organized crime,
585
00:18:19,149 --> 00:18:20,449
and no means of bribing an officer.
586
00:18:20,484 --> 00:18:22,185
How could he have possibly
pulled that off?
587
00:18:22,220 --> 00:18:23,852
Yeah, Jake, that stumped me
for a little bit too,
588
00:18:23,887 --> 00:18:26,155
but then something you said
gave me an idea.
589
00:18:26,190 --> 00:18:28,023
I mean, that kind of evidence
would never hold up at trial.
590
00:18:28,058 --> 00:18:29,358
You'd be laughed out of court.
591
00:18:29,393 --> 00:18:30,793
Ah, yeah, I remember when I said that.
592
00:18:30,828 --> 00:18:32,437
It was awesome. Wait, but who did it?
593
00:18:32,473 --> 00:18:34,863
The mastermind was ADA Greene.
594
00:18:35,005 --> 00:18:36,666
He didn't have enough evidence
for the case.
595
00:18:36,701 --> 00:18:38,000
He was afraid he was gonna lose
596
00:18:38,035 --> 00:18:39,535
and needed someone to blame it on.
597
00:18:39,570 --> 00:18:40,869
Whom did he work with...
598
00:18:40,904 --> 00:18:42,671
obviously someone who knew
about the pranks
599
00:18:42,706 --> 00:18:44,839
and that Amy called Jake "babe."
600
00:18:44,874 --> 00:18:46,274
Excellent question, Captain.
601
00:18:46,309 --> 00:18:47,511
It took a little digging
to find that out,
602
00:18:47,547 --> 00:18:48,976
but I pulled some personnel files
603
00:18:49,011 --> 00:18:50,613
and combed through some social media.
604
00:18:50,649 --> 00:18:53,062
Do you know what Greene's
wife's maiden name is?
605
00:18:53,098 --> 00:18:54,198
- Duchovny?
- No.
606
00:18:54,234 --> 00:18:55,116
- Zappa.
- No.
607
00:18:55,151 --> 00:18:56,718
- Fagerbakke.
- No, Booth.
608
00:18:56,753 --> 00:18:57,921
Howard Booth...
609
00:18:58,588 --> 00:18:59,721
as in, Officer Booth.
610
00:18:59,756 --> 00:19:01,856
Oh, yes. Officer Howard.
611
00:19:01,891 --> 00:19:03,291
He's Greene's brother-in-law.
612
00:19:03,326 --> 00:19:05,327
He didn't just put the evidence
on Jake's desk.
613
00:19:05,362 --> 00:19:07,329
- He put the glitter bomb there.
- Oh, my God.
614
00:19:07,364 --> 00:19:09,267
- We have to find Booth.
- Already did it.
615
00:19:09,733 --> 00:19:10,843
And I booked him.
616
00:19:11,067 --> 00:19:13,901
- [elevator dings]
- Oh, classic elevator reveal.
617
00:19:13,936 --> 00:19:15,737
This feels like it calls
for an audible gasp.
618
00:19:15,772 --> 00:19:17,170
- [gasps loudly]
- Not from you, Charles.
619
00:19:17,205 --> 00:19:18,610
From me. [gasps loudly]
620
00:19:18,646 --> 00:19:19,446
[gasps loudly]
621
00:19:19,482 --> 00:19:20,741
Wait, did you just gasp at my gasp?
622
00:19:20,776 --> 00:19:22,543
Sorry. Your gasp was so good.
623
00:19:22,578 --> 00:19:24,310
Oh, thank you for gasping at my gasp.
624
00:19:24,346 --> 00:19:25,579
My pleasure.
625
00:19:26,705 --> 00:19:28,349
Sorry you missed
your daughter's concert.
626
00:19:28,384 --> 00:19:29,650
No, no, it's okay.
627
00:19:29,685 --> 00:19:31,218
Sharon totally understood...
628
00:19:31,520 --> 00:19:33,520
after I lied to her
and said we had to stay late
629
00:19:33,555 --> 00:19:34,688
because Rosa got shot.
630
00:19:34,723 --> 00:19:36,423
Next time you see her, walk with a limp.
631
00:19:36,458 --> 00:19:37,385
Copy that.
632
00:19:38,427 --> 00:19:40,527
Hey, you know you don't
have to sweep up, right?
633
00:19:40,562 --> 00:19:41,528
Well, someone's gotta.
634
00:19:41,563 --> 00:19:43,264
Plus it reminds me
of the three years I spent
635
00:19:43,299 --> 00:19:44,759
as a cleaning lady in college.
636
00:19:44,795 --> 00:19:47,100
Huh, I guess there really
is no term for cleaning man.
637
00:19:47,135 --> 00:19:48,935
- Mm-mm.
- That's not great.
638
00:19:49,191 --> 00:19:50,147
So hey, listen.
639
00:19:50,183 --> 00:19:52,939
I wanted to say great job today
and also I'm sorry.
640
00:19:52,974 --> 00:19:53,877
Sorry for what?
641
00:19:53,913 --> 00:19:55,242
Well, when I heard
you got the task force,
642
00:19:55,277 --> 00:19:57,443
my first reaction was just
to feel sad for myself
643
00:19:57,478 --> 00:19:58,869
instead of happy for you.
644
00:19:58,905 --> 00:20:00,613
Well, you sure hid it well.
645
00:20:00,648 --> 00:20:01,648
I really didn't.
646
00:20:01,683 --> 00:20:03,784
I stormed into the other room
and moped by myself.
647
00:20:03,819 --> 00:20:04,785
Eh, but you had style.
648
00:20:04,820 --> 00:20:06,070
Charles, no. Look.
649
00:20:07,155 --> 00:20:08,901
You have to take the task force job.
650
00:20:08,937 --> 00:20:11,124
Really? What about Nikolaj?
651
00:20:11,159 --> 00:20:12,959
He's gonna be so proud of his dad.
652
00:20:12,994 --> 00:20:14,507
I bet he even ditches those new friends.
653
00:20:14,543 --> 00:20:16,265
Oh, man. That's the dream.
654
00:20:16,603 --> 00:20:17,798
Thank you for saying that.
655
00:20:17,833 --> 00:20:20,494
Honestly, though, I still don't
get why Holt chose me over you.
656
00:20:20,530 --> 00:20:23,103
Are you kidding?
I mean, just look at today.
657
00:20:23,138 --> 00:20:24,970
Instead of fighting for attention,
658
00:20:25,005 --> 00:20:26,705
you did the work and
methodically built your case.
659
00:20:26,740 --> 00:20:28,679
You noticed things that
a room full of seasoned cops
660
00:20:28,715 --> 00:20:29,775
all missed.
661
00:20:29,810 --> 00:20:31,476
You're a great detective, Charles.
662
00:20:31,511 --> 00:20:32,544
Wow.
663
00:20:32,579 --> 00:20:35,305
Even in defeat,
you are a true prince of a man.
664
00:20:36,083 --> 00:20:37,817
- The task force is yours.
- What? No.
665
00:20:37,852 --> 00:20:39,548
- Boyle, just take the win!
- Right.
666
00:20:39,938 --> 00:20:41,220
It was good to see you today.
667
00:20:41,255 --> 00:20:43,702
I'll keep my ears open for any
job opportunities that arise.
668
00:20:43,738 --> 00:20:45,661
Appreciate it. I could use it.
669
00:20:45,969 --> 00:20:48,974
Just got a text from Alyssa,
I've been fired by the Yarn Barn.
670
00:20:49,010 --> 00:20:51,661
Well, you still the best damn
detective I've ever worked with.
671
00:20:51,697 --> 00:20:52,631
Thank you.
672
00:20:53,118 --> 00:20:54,117
Wait a minute.
673
00:20:54,153 --> 00:20:56,755
Your iris just contracted
by 1/10th of a millimeter.
674
00:20:56,791 --> 00:20:57,757
You're lying.
675
00:20:57,793 --> 00:20:59,817
Yes, I've lost a lot
of respect for you today.
676
00:20:59,853 --> 00:21:00,854
Understood.
677
00:21:01,774 --> 00:21:02,906
Goodbye, Raymond.
678
00:21:04,310 --> 00:21:05,733
Well... [sighs]
679
00:21:05,769 --> 00:21:08,255
Since Dillman is clearly
out of the top spot now,
680
00:21:09,015 --> 00:21:10,849
who's the best detective
you've ever worked with?
681
00:21:10,884 --> 00:21:12,881
It's Sergeant Leslie Hunt-Minkoff.
682
00:21:15,681 --> 00:21:16,681
Who?
683
00:21:17,346 --> 00:21:20,346
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