1 00:00:04,800 --> 00:00:06,850 Peralta, you need to come with me right now. 2 00:00:06,890 --> 00:00:08,370 Can I eat my bagel? 3 00:00:08,420 --> 00:00:10,810 Trust me, you're not gonna wanna eat before you see this. 4 00:00:10,850 --> 00:00:13,420 That's Shane Reed. Suspect in a string of B&Es. 5 00:00:13,460 --> 00:00:16,550 Got pulled over this morning. This was in his trunk. 6 00:00:16,600 --> 00:00:18,860 Son of a bitch! 7 00:00:18,900 --> 00:00:21,040 Peralta... Peralta, calm down. 8 00:00:21,080 --> 00:00:23,430 - Why am I here? - I didn't do anything. 9 00:00:23,470 --> 00:00:25,170 You broke into 15 houses, Shane, 10 00:00:25,220 --> 00:00:26,716 but that's not what I care about right now. 11 00:00:26,740 --> 00:00:28,570 All I care about is what we found in your car. 12 00:00:28,610 --> 00:00:30,236 - I don't understand. - He doesn't understand, Diaz. 13 00:00:30,260 --> 00:00:31,740 Why don't you fill him in? 14 00:00:31,790 --> 00:00:33,376 "You are invited to celebrate the wedding 15 00:00:33,400 --> 00:00:35,400 of Katherine Joyner and Douglas Judy." 16 00:00:35,440 --> 00:00:37,880 Douglas Judy, AKA Doug Judy, 17 00:00:37,920 --> 00:00:39,880 AKA, the Pontiac Bandit. 18 00:00:39,930 --> 00:00:41,410 - Maybe. - That's a yes. 19 00:00:41,450 --> 00:00:43,126 Now tell me, Shane, when did you get the invite? 20 00:00:43,150 --> 00:00:44,580 What? 21 00:00:44,630 --> 00:00:45,946 When did you receive the invite in the mail 22 00:00:45,970 --> 00:00:47,320 and how come I didn't get one? 23 00:00:47,370 --> 00:00:49,216 - Why would you get an invite? - Do you know Doug? 24 00:00:49,240 --> 00:00:50,736 Hey, I'm the one asking the questions here! 25 00:00:50,760 --> 00:00:53,240 - Calm down, Jake. - Maybe it's a small wedding. 26 00:00:53,290 --> 00:00:55,980 - Okay, good point. - How big is the venue, Shane? 27 00:00:56,030 --> 00:00:57,250 I said how big is the venue? 28 00:00:57,290 --> 00:00:58,730 I... I... I don't know! 29 00:00:58,770 --> 00:01:00,526 - I... I... I... I don't know! - But I bet you do know 30 00:01:00,550 --> 00:01:01,926 the password to the wedding website, don't you? 31 00:01:01,950 --> 00:01:03,380 Yeah, I guess. 32 00:01:03,430 --> 00:01:04,966 Well, then I guess you better tell it to me, Shane. 33 00:01:04,990 --> 00:01:06,146 You wash my back, I'll wash yours. 34 00:01:06,170 --> 00:01:07,740 - Wash? - I meant scratch. 35 00:01:07,780 --> 00:01:09,326 You know I meant scratch. Now tell me the password. 36 00:01:09,350 --> 00:01:11,390 I think it's "dougandkateforever." 37 00:01:11,440 --> 00:01:13,830 There, was that so hard, Shane? 38 00:01:13,870 --> 00:01:15,270 You did the right thing. 39 00:01:15,310 --> 00:01:17,750 Now get this piece of trash out of my sight. 40 00:01:18,830 --> 00:01:22,710 Oh, is forever spelled out, or is it the number four? 41 00:01:22,750 --> 00:01:24,376 - Oh, it's spelled out. - Okay, thank you so much. 42 00:01:24,400 --> 00:01:26,410 Now get this piece of trash out of my sight! 43 00:01:46,470 --> 00:01:48,470 I'm so glad you called. 44 00:01:48,520 --> 00:01:50,600 Thanks for meeting me at my favorite establishment. 45 00:01:50,650 --> 00:01:52,390 A place where you paint pottery? 46 00:01:52,430 --> 00:01:53,740 I find a hand-painted mug 47 00:01:53,780 --> 00:01:55,520 makes a thoughtful gift for any occasion. 48 00:01:55,570 --> 00:01:58,180 - So, what's going on? - Anything exciting in your life 49 00:01:58,220 --> 00:01:59,660 that you maybe want to tell me about? 50 00:01:59,700 --> 00:02:01,920 - I got a new job. - I sit behind white CEOs 51 00:02:01,960 --> 00:02:03,416 when they have to testify before Congress, 52 00:02:03,440 --> 00:02:04,920 so they don't look so racist. 53 00:02:04,970 --> 00:02:07,450 Every 15 minutes I just whisper some nonsense at 'em. 54 00:02:07,490 --> 00:02:11,100 The texture of quiche is unsettling. 55 00:02:11,150 --> 00:02:14,190 I got paid $75,000 for that nonsense. 56 00:02:14,240 --> 00:02:17,200 - That's cool, congratulations. - But there's nothing else, 57 00:02:17,240 --> 00:02:18,476 you know, maybe even more interesting 58 00:02:18,500 --> 00:02:19,760 that you want to fill me in on? 59 00:02:19,810 --> 00:02:21,640 It seemed like a pretty cool fact to me. 60 00:02:21,680 --> 00:02:23,306 All right, look Judy, I know you're getting married. 61 00:02:23,330 --> 00:02:25,316 Damn it, I didn't think you'd find out about that. 62 00:02:25,340 --> 00:02:27,600 Who told you, Ronnie? Bobby? 63 00:02:27,640 --> 00:02:28,990 Ricky? Mike? 64 00:02:29,030 --> 00:02:30,486 Don't try and change the subject by tricking me 65 00:02:30,510 --> 00:02:31,796 into singing New Edition with you. 66 00:02:31,820 --> 00:02:33,276 I don't know what you're talking about. 67 00:02:33,300 --> 00:02:35,000 Ronnie, Bobby, Ricky and Mike... 68 00:02:35,040 --> 00:02:37,040 ♪ If I like the girl who cares who you like ♪ 69 00:02:37,090 --> 00:02:38,700 - Whoo! - So all is forgiven? 70 00:02:38,740 --> 00:02:40,440 - No! - Why didn't you invite me? 71 00:02:40,480 --> 00:02:42,830 I wanted to, but a lot of people in my life are crooks 72 00:02:42,870 --> 00:02:44,936 and they think it's weird that I'm friends with a cop. 73 00:02:44,960 --> 00:02:48,230 They just don't understand. Kind of like... parents? 74 00:02:48,270 --> 00:02:49,710 No, no more songs. 75 00:02:49,750 --> 00:02:51,840 Look, I'm having my Bachelor party tomorrow night 76 00:02:51,880 --> 00:02:54,126 and I want you to be there. We'll make up a criminal alias 77 00:02:54,150 --> 00:02:55,426 for you so you can meet the boys. 78 00:02:55,450 --> 00:02:56,736 Obviously that's a super cool plan, 79 00:02:56,760 --> 00:02:58,460 but no, I don't want your pity. 80 00:02:58,500 --> 00:03:03,070 Suit yourself, but it's gonna be one sexy-ass weekend. 81 00:03:03,110 --> 00:03:04,980 Like... 82 00:03:05,720 --> 00:03:07,550 How sexy-ass are we talking here? 83 00:03:07,590 --> 00:03:10,420 - Private jet to Miami, baby! - And there's a red carpet! 84 00:03:10,470 --> 00:03:12,250 - Forget the red carpet. - Private jet! 85 00:03:12,300 --> 00:03:14,040 - Yes, and a jet! - The jet is better. 86 00:03:14,080 --> 00:03:15,560 Miami, here we come! 87 00:03:15,600 --> 00:03:16,910 Whoo! 88 00:03:16,950 --> 00:03:18,300 Today is Holt's first day 89 00:03:18,340 --> 00:03:20,350 back in his office and I wanna make sure 90 00:03:20,390 --> 00:03:21,960 everything is just how he left it. 91 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:24,390 Now, I can't remember, was this little figurine 92 00:03:24,440 --> 00:03:28,220 of Cheddar at a 45 or 50 degree angle? 93 00:03:28,270 --> 00:03:30,100 Terry, it's a five degree difference. 94 00:03:30,140 --> 00:03:32,100 You better figure it out. 95 00:03:32,140 --> 00:03:34,450 Ah, I missed this place. 96 00:03:34,490 --> 00:03:36,230 Huh, little Cheddar's askew. 97 00:03:36,280 --> 00:03:39,060 You really made yourself at home, didn't you Jeffords? 98 00:03:39,100 --> 00:03:40,890 But, uh... no matter. 99 00:03:40,930 --> 00:03:42,540 Just glad to be here. 100 00:03:42,590 --> 00:03:46,500 I am a captain again. Back where I belong. 101 00:03:46,550 --> 00:03:49,590 Everything is perfect. 102 00:03:49,640 --> 00:03:51,070 Wow... 103 00:03:51,120 --> 00:03:53,900 there's absolutely nothing that could puncture my... 104 00:03:53,950 --> 00:03:56,300 - where's the business card? - What? 105 00:03:56,340 --> 00:03:57,910 The business card that was right here. 106 00:03:57,950 --> 00:04:00,260 It had a piece of gum on it. It's very important to me. 107 00:04:00,300 --> 00:04:01,586 You didn't throw it away, did you? 108 00:04:01,610 --> 00:04:03,130 No, Terry would never 109 00:04:03,170 --> 00:04:05,300 throw away something that looked exactly like trash. 110 00:04:05,350 --> 00:04:06,806 - Good. - I'll be back in half an hour. 111 00:04:06,830 --> 00:04:08,220 Make sure it's on my desk by then. 112 00:04:08,260 --> 00:04:10,310 - Will do, sir. - I got it. 113 00:04:10,350 --> 00:04:11,530 I'm on it. 114 00:04:11,570 --> 00:04:13,750 I definitely threw it away. 115 00:04:13,790 --> 00:04:15,530 I want you to meet the guys. 116 00:04:15,580 --> 00:04:17,400 This is Nathan, Josh, and Chuck. 117 00:04:17,450 --> 00:04:18,516 This is my buddy, Sean, from prison. 118 00:04:18,540 --> 00:04:19,880 How's it going, fellas? 119 00:04:19,930 --> 00:04:21,516 I've never heard you mention Sean before. 120 00:04:21,540 --> 00:04:23,256 Yeah, well like he said, I just got out of jail. 121 00:04:23,280 --> 00:04:24,450 Five years. 122 00:04:24,500 --> 00:04:25,776 - Tough sentence. - What'd you do? 123 00:04:25,800 --> 00:04:28,330 - Elder abuse. - Got my grandpa good, so... 124 00:04:28,370 --> 00:04:29,940 Damn, that's very upsetting. 125 00:04:29,980 --> 00:04:31,110 Damn straight it is. 126 00:04:31,160 --> 00:04:32,380 Elder abuse? 127 00:04:32,420 --> 00:04:33,656 I was trying to think of something that 128 00:04:33,680 --> 00:04:35,330 wouldn't inspire any follow-up questions. 129 00:04:35,380 --> 00:04:36,940 Doug Judy! 130 00:04:36,990 --> 00:04:39,210 - Cubes! - My man. 131 00:04:39,250 --> 00:04:40,950 Sean, I'd like you to meet 132 00:04:40,990 --> 00:04:43,430 the man whose private jet we are flying on today. 133 00:04:43,470 --> 00:04:44,690 Yeah, you're Mark Cuban. 134 00:04:44,740 --> 00:04:45,796 How do you guys know each other? 135 00:04:45,820 --> 00:04:47,300 Doug came on "Shark Tank" 136 00:04:47,350 --> 00:04:49,000 to pitch his idea for the Smush Shush. 137 00:04:49,040 --> 00:04:51,440 It's a noise-cancelling blanket for secret sex. 138 00:04:51,480 --> 00:04:53,920 The product demonstration did not go well. 139 00:04:53,960 --> 00:04:55,960 - Robert fainted. - Anyway, enjoy the jet. 140 00:04:56,010 --> 00:04:57,620 Just bring it back in one piece, okay? 141 00:04:57,660 --> 00:04:58,710 No promises, Mark Cuban. 142 00:04:58,750 --> 00:05:00,100 I mean, we do wanna make sure 143 00:05:00,140 --> 00:05:01,940 the airplane stays in one piece though, right? 144 00:05:01,970 --> 00:05:03,516 - Nah, I saw, "Flight." - If anything goes wrong, 145 00:05:03,540 --> 00:05:05,100 fly the plane upside down. 146 00:05:05,150 --> 00:05:06,686 Oh, right, I forgot about "Flight," the movie, "Flight." 147 00:05:06,710 --> 00:05:08,540 All right, let's rip it up! 148 00:05:08,590 --> 00:05:11,370 - What's going on here? - Oh, measuring the space. 149 00:05:11,410 --> 00:05:12,680 We finally got a work order 150 00:05:12,720 --> 00:05:14,500 approved to fix the outlet, so... 151 00:05:14,550 --> 00:05:16,290 we can get a third vending machine. 152 00:05:16,330 --> 00:05:17,420 What? 153 00:05:17,460 --> 00:05:19,030 A third vending machine. 154 00:05:19,070 --> 00:05:20,706 Why are you whispering about getting a new vending machine? 155 00:05:20,730 --> 00:05:22,136 - New vending machine! - What model number? 156 00:05:22,160 --> 00:05:23,380 Oh, that's why. 157 00:05:23,430 --> 00:05:24,536 We asked you what model number. 158 00:05:24,560 --> 00:05:26,170 I don't know, a normal one 159 00:05:26,210 --> 00:05:27,470 with glass in the front. 160 00:05:27,520 --> 00:05:29,080 - Seriously? - Did you even look into 161 00:05:29,130 --> 00:05:30,650 the DiGiSnax 600E? 162 00:05:30,690 --> 00:05:32,610 I'd be into a fancy machine, too. 163 00:05:32,650 --> 00:05:34,610 I was just reading about a Japanese one 164 00:05:34,650 --> 00:05:36,400 that serves shellfish. 165 00:05:36,440 --> 00:05:37,896 We're not getting a shellfish machine. 166 00:05:37,920 --> 00:05:39,750 Yeah, Boyle, we're getting a smart machine 167 00:05:39,790 --> 00:05:42,010 that suggests soda pairings based on your chip choice. 168 00:05:42,050 --> 00:05:44,660 Or one with a make-it-wet gravy feature! 169 00:05:44,710 --> 00:05:46,670 - Okay, look. - Why don't you get a few options 170 00:05:46,710 --> 00:05:48,670 together and then I'll decide, okay? 171 00:05:48,710 --> 00:05:50,060 At least Terry's not here 172 00:05:50,100 --> 00:05:51,386 to try to make me get a yogurt machine. 173 00:05:51,410 --> 00:05:53,190 What was that about yogurt? 174 00:05:53,240 --> 00:05:54,850 This jet is insane. 175 00:05:54,890 --> 00:05:56,956 There's a private chef that'll make anything you ask for, 176 00:05:56,980 --> 00:05:58,290 no matter how expensive. 177 00:05:58,330 --> 00:05:59,940 I just ordered lobster enchanté. 178 00:05:59,980 --> 00:06:01,590 - Oh, damn, what's that? - I don't know. 179 00:06:01,640 --> 00:06:02,966 I just said the fanciest words I could think of. 180 00:06:02,990 --> 00:06:05,120 Oh, I'm gonna get the Veal Prime Minister. 181 00:06:05,160 --> 00:06:06,430 Mm, that sounds good. 182 00:06:06,470 --> 00:06:08,120 Hey, you wanna try out the Smush Shush? 183 00:06:08,170 --> 00:06:09,820 - What? - You have one with you? 184 00:06:09,860 --> 00:06:12,340 - I take it everywhere, baby. - Yeah, there it is. 185 00:06:12,390 --> 00:06:14,090 - Yeah. - So it's noise canceling? 186 00:06:15,520 --> 00:06:17,700 It's so heavy. It's crushing my bones. 187 00:06:17,740 --> 00:06:18,936 Yeah, that was the Shark's problem with it, too. 188 00:06:18,960 --> 00:06:20,246 - I can't breathe. - Get it off me. 189 00:06:20,270 --> 00:06:21,750 Get it off me. 190 00:06:21,790 --> 00:06:23,546 Yeah, you sound exactly like Barbara right now. 191 00:06:23,570 --> 00:06:25,440 Disappointed in you, Jake. 192 00:06:25,490 --> 00:06:26,896 Pilot says we're starting our descent. 193 00:06:26,920 --> 00:06:28,580 - Then let's get changed, boys! - Changed? 194 00:06:28,620 --> 00:06:29,900 But these are my coolest clothes. 195 00:06:29,930 --> 00:06:31,426 I got them from a targeted Instagram ad 196 00:06:31,450 --> 00:06:32,866 after looking at photos of Cam Newton. 197 00:06:32,890 --> 00:06:34,476 The outfit's beautiful, but it doesn't really 198 00:06:34,500 --> 00:06:36,060 say, "Miami." 199 00:06:36,110 --> 00:06:38,070 What does say, "Miami?" 200 00:06:38,110 --> 00:06:40,370 ♪ Come on, shake your body baby do the conga ♪ 201 00:06:40,420 --> 00:06:42,370 ♪ I know you can't control yourself any longer ♪ 202 00:06:42,420 --> 00:06:44,510 ♪ Feel the rhythm of the music getting stronger ♪ 203 00:06:44,550 --> 00:06:47,250 ♪ Don't you fight it 'til you tried it, do that conga beat ♪ 204 00:06:47,290 --> 00:06:49,430 Are you sure this is culturally okay for me? 205 00:06:49,470 --> 00:06:51,510 - We're gonna find out. - All right. 206 00:06:51,560 --> 00:06:53,730 ♪ Come on, shake your body baby do that conga ♪ 207 00:06:53,780 --> 00:06:55,650 Damn, Judy, this place is nice. 208 00:06:55,690 --> 00:06:57,740 Yeah, some Russian oligarch got the penthouse, 209 00:06:57,780 --> 00:06:59,740 but this is the second nicest room. 210 00:06:59,780 --> 00:07:02,260 - Surprise! - Trudy Judy! 211 00:07:02,310 --> 00:07:04,026 What you doing here? I thought you were in prison! 212 00:07:04,050 --> 00:07:06,090 Nope, I was a real sweet pea, so they let me out 213 00:07:06,140 --> 00:07:07,830 for good behavior. What the hell? 214 00:07:07,880 --> 00:07:10,580 What's this NARC doing here? 215 00:07:18,630 --> 00:07:21,110 - What the hell was that? - You almost blew my cover. 216 00:07:21,150 --> 00:07:22,630 Yeah, they're all suspicious now. 217 00:07:22,680 --> 00:07:24,306 You have to help us convince them that Jake's not a cop. 218 00:07:24,330 --> 00:07:25,476 Why? I don't understand why you invited him. 219 00:07:25,500 --> 00:07:26,740 This was supposed to be a crazy 220 00:07:26,770 --> 00:07:28,030 weekend of boobs and butts. 221 00:07:28,070 --> 00:07:29,136 Trudy Judy, you're not gonna see 222 00:07:29,160 --> 00:07:30,510 boobs or butts this weekend. 223 00:07:30,550 --> 00:07:32,250 I'll see butts if I wanna see butts. 224 00:07:32,290 --> 00:07:33,666 And Jake is here because he's my friend 225 00:07:33,690 --> 00:07:35,120 and he really wanted to come. 226 00:07:35,170 --> 00:07:36,910 No, he's up to something. 227 00:07:36,950 --> 00:07:38,390 He's probably here to arrest Chuck. 228 00:07:38,430 --> 00:07:40,170 I would never arrest Chuck... But, I mean, 229 00:07:40,210 --> 00:07:41,366 why'd you say that? What did Chuck do? 230 00:07:41,390 --> 00:07:43,960 Wow... cops always be copping. 231 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:45,520 - That's not true. - I do bad things. 232 00:07:45,570 --> 00:07:47,570 One time I illegally downloaded an O-Town album! 233 00:07:47,610 --> 00:07:49,286 Dang, that's one of the hardest boy bands. 234 00:07:49,310 --> 00:07:51,530 - Exactly, they're scary. - Look, I can be cool. 235 00:07:51,570 --> 00:07:53,686 As long as nobody commits any major crimes in front of me. 236 00:07:53,710 --> 00:07:55,970 - It's not a problem. - We don't have to break the law 237 00:07:56,010 --> 00:07:57,540 to have fun. We gonna have some drinks, 238 00:07:57,580 --> 00:07:59,460 smoke some Cubans, eat a steak, either crazy big 239 00:07:59,500 --> 00:08:01,710 or crazy small, whichever's more expensive. 240 00:08:01,760 --> 00:08:03,240 I'd rather see butts. 241 00:08:03,280 --> 00:08:05,330 Fine, if I let you see butts, 242 00:08:05,370 --> 00:08:07,266 will you convince the guys that Jake's not a cop? 243 00:08:07,290 --> 00:08:08,306 How many butts are we talking? 244 00:08:08,330 --> 00:08:09,290 - Six. - Ten. 245 00:08:09,330 --> 00:08:10,550 - Seven. - Nine. 246 00:08:10,590 --> 00:08:12,290 Fine, eight, I'll meet you in the middle. 247 00:08:12,330 --> 00:08:13,576 - Nah, you waited too long. - Now it's up to 14. 248 00:08:13,600 --> 00:08:15,290 - 14 butts! - She's a grown woman. 249 00:08:15,340 --> 00:08:16,796 - Just let her see butts, man. - Thank you, Jake. 250 00:08:16,820 --> 00:08:18,616 Thank you for coming to my aid on the butt thing. 251 00:08:18,640 --> 00:08:20,910 One step closer to trust. Now I'ma go out there and help 252 00:08:20,950 --> 00:08:22,796 your fedora-wearing Jason Mraz-looking ass, okay? 253 00:08:22,820 --> 00:08:24,620 I think I look like Andy Garcia in this hat. 254 00:08:24,650 --> 00:08:26,146 - You look like Seth Green. - Seth Green? 255 00:08:26,170 --> 00:08:27,740 - No, Tom Green. - Tom Green. 256 00:08:27,780 --> 00:08:29,610 - You're thinking of Tom Green. - Tom Green? 257 00:08:29,660 --> 00:08:31,480 No, go back to Jason Mraz. 258 00:08:31,530 --> 00:08:35,840 Okay, so Holt's gum-covered business card is long gone. 259 00:08:35,880 --> 00:08:37,010 But I have a plan. 260 00:08:37,050 --> 00:08:38,620 Great, what's the scheme? 261 00:08:38,660 --> 00:08:40,686 Well, when I first moved in, I took a couple selfies 262 00:08:40,710 --> 00:08:43,150 to commemorate getting my own office. 263 00:08:43,190 --> 00:08:45,240 - A couple? - Oh, please. 264 00:08:45,280 --> 00:08:46,720 Like you don't have any selfies. 265 00:08:46,760 --> 00:08:49,020 Let me see your camera roll. 266 00:08:49,070 --> 00:08:51,850 Zero photos? That's so much weirder! 267 00:08:51,900 --> 00:08:53,590 - Thank you. - Anyway, look. 268 00:08:53,640 --> 00:08:56,600 If you zoom in enough, you can see the business card. 269 00:08:56,640 --> 00:08:58,820 We can recreate it and print a new one! 270 00:08:58,860 --> 00:09:00,560 Wait, does that say "Zeff Wilcox"? 271 00:09:00,600 --> 00:09:02,600 - Zeff? - No, it's probably Jeff. 272 00:09:02,650 --> 00:09:04,600 You know, like a normal human name. 273 00:09:04,650 --> 00:09:05,740 Names are all made up. 274 00:09:05,780 --> 00:09:07,650 There's no such thing as a normal name. 275 00:09:07,690 --> 00:09:09,000 "Terry." 276 00:09:09,040 --> 00:09:10,740 I am not putting "Zeff" on that card. 277 00:09:10,780 --> 00:09:12,000 It's your funeral. 278 00:09:12,050 --> 00:09:13,286 Have you found my business card? 279 00:09:13,310 --> 00:09:15,090 Uh... you know what, 280 00:09:15,140 --> 00:09:17,310 I actually brought it home by accident. 281 00:09:17,360 --> 00:09:20,400 I got confused because I know someone with that name. 282 00:09:20,450 --> 00:09:23,320 You know another Zeff? 283 00:09:23,360 --> 00:09:26,630 Yeah, he's married to Sharon's friend, Zudy. 284 00:09:26,670 --> 00:09:28,850 We have dinner with Zeff and Zudy once a month. 285 00:09:28,890 --> 00:09:30,500 You know, I'm gonna go home and get it. 286 00:09:30,540 --> 00:09:32,630 Excuse me. 287 00:09:34,020 --> 00:09:35,550 I think they swing. 288 00:09:35,590 --> 00:09:38,250 So in the end, it's more than a vending machine. 289 00:09:38,290 --> 00:09:40,420 It's a vending experience. 290 00:09:40,470 --> 00:09:43,560 A vending experience that serves fried octopus balls? 291 00:09:43,600 --> 00:09:47,040 It also serves eel balls and clam balls and... 292 00:09:47,080 --> 00:09:49,130 it's really just the three kinds of balls. 293 00:09:49,170 --> 00:09:51,480 - Oh, okay. - On that horrifying note, 294 00:09:51,520 --> 00:09:53,520 Scully and Hitchcock, it's your turn. 295 00:09:53,570 --> 00:09:56,180 Allow me to introduce you to the Q3400. 296 00:09:56,220 --> 00:09:58,050 She's got it all. Chips, candy, soda, 297 00:09:58,090 --> 00:09:59,570 and a whole lot of class. 298 00:09:59,620 --> 00:10:02,100 That sounds great for snacking, but what if 299 00:10:02,140 --> 00:10:03,710 I'm stuck working late at the office? 300 00:10:03,750 --> 00:10:06,060 How about a personal-sized frozen pizza? 301 00:10:06,100 --> 00:10:07,710 - And then what? - I have to carry it 302 00:10:07,750 --> 00:10:10,320 all the way over to the microwave on my own? 303 00:10:10,360 --> 00:10:11,930 Who has the time? 304 00:10:11,980 --> 00:10:13,370 Well, you're in luck, because... 305 00:10:13,410 --> 00:10:15,370 - I get it! - It cooks the pizza for you. 306 00:10:15,410 --> 00:10:17,850 It cooks the pizza for you. 307 00:10:17,890 --> 00:10:19,240 ♪ And you know 308 00:10:19,290 --> 00:10:20,370 ♪ It ain't fiction 309 00:10:20,420 --> 00:10:22,250 ♪ Just a natural fact 310 00:10:22,290 --> 00:10:24,420 ♪ Ooh We come together ♪ 311 00:10:24,470 --> 00:10:30,300 ♪ 'Cause opposites attract 312 00:10:32,080 --> 00:10:33,520 - No applause? - Wow. 313 00:10:33,560 --> 00:10:35,040 I'm still just a little confused. 314 00:10:35,090 --> 00:10:36,300 Who is Sean, really? 315 00:10:36,350 --> 00:10:37,496 Why'd your sister say he was a NARC? 316 00:10:37,520 --> 00:10:38,756 - Is he a cop? - He's not a cop. 317 00:10:38,780 --> 00:10:40,220 He caught me cheating on my boyfriend 318 00:10:40,260 --> 00:10:42,350 and he snitched. It was a real dick move, 319 00:10:42,400 --> 00:10:43,660 but I have since forgiven him. 320 00:10:43,700 --> 00:10:44,936 It's just weird that none of us have 321 00:10:44,960 --> 00:10:46,270 ever heard of him before. 322 00:10:46,310 --> 00:10:47,766 And we're paranoid because Doug still has 323 00:10:47,790 --> 00:10:49,140 that copy friend in the NYPD. 324 00:10:49,190 --> 00:10:50,376 - That dude is not my friend. - Yeah. 325 00:10:50,400 --> 00:10:51,930 - He dumb as hell. - Yeah. 326 00:10:51,970 --> 00:10:53,646 - I'm always tricking him. - Well, not every time. 327 00:10:53,670 --> 00:10:55,346 - Plus, he's short. - Everyone's short to you. 328 00:10:55,370 --> 00:10:56,646 - You're a giant. - Probably never even had sex. 329 00:10:56,670 --> 00:10:58,150 - Seems unlikely. - He's an adult. 330 00:10:58,200 --> 00:10:59,720 But the point is, I'm Sean. Tall Sean. 331 00:10:59,760 --> 00:11:01,086 Okay, well I'm glad to hear you're not a NARC, 332 00:11:01,110 --> 00:11:02,396 'cause it'd have been real awkward 333 00:11:02,420 --> 00:11:03,696 considering what we did earlier. 334 00:11:03,720 --> 00:11:05,120 Huh? 335 00:11:05,160 --> 00:11:06,706 While you were checking in, we stole $10 million 336 00:11:06,730 --> 00:11:08,006 worth of diamonds from that rich Russian dude 337 00:11:08,030 --> 00:11:09,290 in the penthouse! 338 00:11:09,340 --> 00:11:10,510 Bling, bling, baby! 339 00:11:10,560 --> 00:11:12,860 - You idiots. - He's NYPD. 340 00:11:12,910 --> 00:11:14,470 That's Doug's cop friend. 341 00:11:14,520 --> 00:11:19,090 Wow... way to ruin Doug's bachelor party, Trudy. 342 00:11:19,130 --> 00:11:22,480 What a buzz kill, right, guys? 343 00:11:28,180 --> 00:11:30,100 I knew it was a mistake to invite a cop. 344 00:11:30,140 --> 00:11:31,660 That's why you should only interact 345 00:11:31,710 --> 00:11:32,776 with people who are exactly the same as you. 346 00:11:32,800 --> 00:11:33,880 That's a terrible lesson. 347 00:11:33,930 --> 00:11:35,206 Sometimes things aren't lessons. 348 00:11:35,230 --> 00:11:36,930 Sometimes things are just messed up facts. 349 00:11:36,970 --> 00:11:39,060 Guys, relax, Jake wasn't gonna arrest anybody. 350 00:11:39,110 --> 00:11:40,826 - No, I definitely was. - With what evidence? 351 00:11:40,850 --> 00:11:42,110 The diamonds aren't even here. 352 00:11:42,150 --> 00:11:43,436 They confessed right in front of me. 353 00:11:43,460 --> 00:11:44,760 Why would you pull a heist 354 00:11:44,810 --> 00:11:46,086 in the middle of my bachelor party? 355 00:11:46,110 --> 00:11:47,680 You pulled a heist during my wedding. 356 00:11:47,720 --> 00:11:48,786 - Shh... he's a cop, man. - Come on, chill. 357 00:11:48,810 --> 00:11:49,940 - Judy. - Come on, guys. 358 00:11:49,990 --> 00:11:50,940 What are we gonna do? 359 00:11:50,990 --> 00:11:52,770 I say we tie this NARC up, 360 00:11:52,820 --> 00:11:54,056 leave him to starve, and disappear with the diamonds. 361 00:11:54,080 --> 00:11:55,510 - Chuck. - We're not doing that. 362 00:11:55,560 --> 00:11:56,966 - Thank you. - It'll ruin my bachelor party. 363 00:11:56,990 --> 00:11:58,210 That's your issue with it? 364 00:11:58,260 --> 00:11:59,796 I put a lot of work into this weekend. 365 00:11:59,820 --> 00:12:01,106 I got us all shirts that say, "Doug's Dudes." 366 00:12:01,130 --> 00:12:02,040 Ooh. 367 00:12:02,090 --> 00:12:03,390 Sorry, but what's done is done. 368 00:12:03,430 --> 00:12:04,756 It's not like we can put the diamonds back. 369 00:12:04,780 --> 00:12:06,390 Hold up, that's a great idea. 370 00:12:06,440 --> 00:12:07,830 We pull a reverse heist. 371 00:12:07,870 --> 00:12:09,066 Does the Russian know his diamonds are missing? 372 00:12:09,090 --> 00:12:10,530 No, we swapped them for fakes. 373 00:12:10,570 --> 00:12:12,156 Perfect, that means he hasn't reported it. 374 00:12:12,180 --> 00:12:13,790 - No harm, no foul. - Okay, wait. 375 00:12:13,840 --> 00:12:15,686 I mean, obviously I love the premise and I think 376 00:12:15,710 --> 00:12:17,946 a reverse heist would make for a great movie and I already 377 00:12:17,970 --> 00:12:19,686 have the tag line, "This summer there are takebacks." 378 00:12:19,710 --> 00:12:21,060 Love that. 379 00:12:21,100 --> 00:12:22,646 The poster would be you and me back-to-back with 380 00:12:22,670 --> 00:12:24,256 our arms crossed, but no, I'm not onboard with this. 381 00:12:24,280 --> 00:12:25,670 I'm a cop. 382 00:12:25,720 --> 00:12:26,956 And a cop's job is to prevent crime 383 00:12:26,980 --> 00:12:28,176 and that's what you'd be doing. 384 00:12:28,200 --> 00:12:30,850 Please, Jake. For me? 385 00:12:31,900 --> 00:12:34,070 - Okay, fine. - 'Cause it's your bachelor party 386 00:12:34,120 --> 00:12:36,120 and only if I see them put back with my own eyes. 387 00:12:36,160 --> 00:12:38,820 - Yes! Deal. - Reverse heist, baby. 388 00:12:38,860 --> 00:12:40,486 - The Takeback. - Coming this fall to HBO. 389 00:12:40,510 --> 00:12:41,820 It's a TV show now? 390 00:12:41,860 --> 00:12:44,210 Well that's where all the best content is. 391 00:12:45,780 --> 00:12:47,910 - So what do you think? - Which gum looks 392 00:12:47,960 --> 00:12:49,480 the most like the one from the picture? 393 00:12:49,520 --> 00:12:52,530 Two pink, too wet, too small, too chewed, too smooth, 394 00:12:52,570 --> 00:12:53,880 too wet, all wrong, too pink, 395 00:12:53,920 --> 00:12:55,116 too fresh, too dirty, too clean. 396 00:12:55,140 --> 00:12:56,530 None of these work. You struck out. 397 00:12:56,570 --> 00:12:58,530 - We don't have any time. - What do we do? 398 00:12:58,580 --> 00:12:59,686 - I don't know. - Pick one and pray. 399 00:12:59,710 --> 00:13:02,490 Uh... I'm gonna go with... you. 400 00:13:02,540 --> 00:13:04,710 Not that one. 401 00:13:04,760 --> 00:13:06,450 This one. 402 00:13:06,500 --> 00:13:09,500 Hmm... it's a little less pink than I recall. 403 00:13:09,540 --> 00:13:12,850 But I suppose we exaggerate the beauty of those we love. 404 00:13:12,900 --> 00:13:14,980 It's good to have you back, old friend. 405 00:13:15,030 --> 00:13:16,860 Can I ask why that card is so important? 406 00:13:16,900 --> 00:13:18,900 Because of Zeff Wilcox. 407 00:13:18,940 --> 00:13:21,030 He was a victim in the first case I worked. 408 00:13:21,080 --> 00:13:23,080 - I always want to remember him. - That's nice. 409 00:13:23,120 --> 00:13:24,780 And the words he wrote on the back. 410 00:13:24,820 --> 00:13:26,520 The back... say what, now? 411 00:13:26,560 --> 00:13:28,170 Why is this blank? 412 00:13:28,210 --> 00:13:31,390 - I threw it away. - I thought it was trash. 413 00:13:31,440 --> 00:13:33,366 I didn't know you kept it to remember someone you helped. 414 00:13:33,390 --> 00:13:35,740 I didn't help Zeff, I failed Zeff. 415 00:13:35,790 --> 00:13:37,090 His case was never solved. 416 00:13:37,140 --> 00:13:38,920 The words written on the back were: 417 00:13:38,960 --> 00:13:40,570 "Thanks for nothing." 418 00:13:40,620 --> 00:13:41,970 Oh, man, that's rough. 419 00:13:42,010 --> 00:13:44,100 I have held onto that card for 30 years 420 00:13:44,140 --> 00:13:45,946 because I always wanted to remember what it felt like 421 00:13:45,970 --> 00:13:48,100 to let someone down, so I'd never do it again. 422 00:13:48,150 --> 00:13:51,800 That card made me the cop I am today. 423 00:13:51,850 --> 00:13:56,290 Without it... I'm lost. 424 00:13:57,160 --> 00:13:59,250 Since this seems important now, I want to be clear. 425 00:13:59,290 --> 00:14:01,096 This is Terry's thing, I've just been along for the ride. 426 00:14:01,120 --> 00:14:02,810 - Rosa! - Noted. 427 00:14:02,860 --> 00:14:04,120 So tell us how you stole 428 00:14:04,160 --> 00:14:05,616 the diamonds, so we can just reverse it. 429 00:14:05,640 --> 00:14:07,056 - Won't work. - We took them from the luggage 430 00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:08,520 downstairs, posing as bellhops. 431 00:14:08,560 --> 00:14:09,910 It was a one-time opportunity. 432 00:14:09,950 --> 00:14:11,146 And now the fakes are locked in the safe 433 00:14:11,170 --> 00:14:12,870 in a bodyguard-protected suite. 434 00:14:12,910 --> 00:14:15,910 Well lucky for you, I have a long past in heist planning. 435 00:14:15,960 --> 00:14:17,920 It's how I proposed to my wife. 436 00:14:17,960 --> 00:14:20,050 - That's a great story. - Makes me cry every time. 437 00:14:20,090 --> 00:14:21,466 - Oh, thank you. - Well, I guess I'll tell it. 438 00:14:21,490 --> 00:14:24,180 You see, once a year, at Halloween... 439 00:14:24,230 --> 00:14:25,506 I can tell that I'm losing the room. 440 00:14:25,530 --> 00:14:27,010 I'll just move on. 441 00:14:27,060 --> 00:14:30,190 So here's how our thing is gonna go. 442 00:14:30,230 --> 00:14:31,930 Every hotel safe has an override code, 443 00:14:31,970 --> 00:14:33,630 in case guests leave them locked. 444 00:14:33,670 --> 00:14:36,070 That code is kept on the concierge's computer. 445 00:14:36,110 --> 00:14:38,070 Do you know who this is? 446 00:14:38,110 --> 00:14:40,460 This is Matt Daniel, the most popular 447 00:14:40,500 --> 00:14:42,460 male ASMR performer on Twitch. 448 00:14:42,510 --> 00:14:45,770 - ASMR performer? - Someone who speaks real soft. 449 00:14:45,810 --> 00:14:47,120 I also crinkle paper. 450 00:14:47,160 --> 00:14:48,406 We're trying to stream and the noise 451 00:14:48,430 --> 00:14:50,250 on the eighth floor is unacceptable. 452 00:14:50,300 --> 00:14:52,340 My fans can't hear my mouth sounds. 453 00:14:52,390 --> 00:14:53,950 I'm so sorry, I can't hear you. 454 00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:55,300 That's the point, Georgina. 455 00:14:55,350 --> 00:14:56,820 He says that's the point, Georgina. 456 00:14:56,870 --> 00:14:58,146 This is taking too long. Make a video. 457 00:14:58,170 --> 00:15:00,090 Tell your 25 million subscribers 458 00:15:00,130 --> 00:15:02,830 to never stay at this crap hotel. 459 00:15:02,870 --> 00:15:04,156 - No, no, no. - I'll take care of it. 460 00:15:04,180 --> 00:15:06,050 Let me talk to my general manager. 461 00:15:06,100 --> 00:15:08,360 - You better run. - Matt, don't yell. 462 00:15:08,400 --> 00:15:10,230 You'll strain your beautiful voice. 463 00:15:10,270 --> 00:15:11,750 Once we hack into the computer 464 00:15:11,800 --> 00:15:13,320 and get the override code, 465 00:15:13,360 --> 00:15:15,020 Trudy will put on a housekeeper's uniform 466 00:15:15,060 --> 00:15:17,540 and I will gracefully hide in her cart. 467 00:15:17,580 --> 00:15:20,020 I got it myself. 468 00:15:20,070 --> 00:15:22,420 Then, after the Russian goes out for the night, 469 00:15:22,460 --> 00:15:24,330 Trudy will show up for turn-down service 470 00:15:24,370 --> 00:15:26,510 and I sneak out when the guards are distracted by 471 00:15:26,550 --> 00:15:28,730 Trudy's signature sexy housekeeping. 472 00:15:30,600 --> 00:15:32,666 Trudy will then exit, leaving me behind in the suite 473 00:15:32,690 --> 00:15:35,170 so I can unlock the balcony door for Chuck and Doug, 474 00:15:35,210 --> 00:15:37,430 who are waiting outside on the window washer's rig. 475 00:15:37,470 --> 00:15:39,326 Chuck will bring the stolen diamonds and I'll use 476 00:15:39,350 --> 00:15:41,366 the override code to put them back where they belong. 477 00:15:41,390 --> 00:15:44,740 Then, we head down to the room where we party like hell. 478 00:15:47,750 --> 00:15:49,270 Trudy Judy... 479 00:15:49,310 --> 00:15:52,100 It's exactly 14, just like you promised. 480 00:15:52,140 --> 00:15:54,970 - You did promise her butts. - I know. 481 00:15:55,010 --> 00:15:57,710 Mmm... the smell of fresh cooked pizza. 482 00:15:57,760 --> 00:15:59,370 - Where are we? - Rome, Italy? 483 00:15:59,410 --> 00:16:01,540 Guys, you got the vending machine you wanted. 484 00:16:01,590 --> 00:16:03,410 You can stop with the play acting. 485 00:16:03,460 --> 00:16:04,890 I don't think that's scripted. 486 00:16:04,940 --> 00:16:06,720 That's just them talking about pizza. 487 00:16:06,760 --> 00:16:08,200 Yum, yum, yum. 488 00:16:08,240 --> 00:16:11,250 I shouldn't have pushed for the fish ball machine. 489 00:16:11,290 --> 00:16:13,030 I should've just played it safe 490 00:16:13,080 --> 00:16:14,550 and gone for the fish cake machine. 491 00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:16,730 So you don't think the fish part was the problem? 492 00:16:16,770 --> 00:16:19,340 - I don't. - Well, at least they're happy. 493 00:16:19,390 --> 00:16:20,430 Look at 'em. 494 00:16:22,130 --> 00:16:24,740 My pizza! 495 00:16:24,780 --> 00:16:26,000 You did it, Peralta. 496 00:16:26,040 --> 00:16:27,480 You pulled off the reverse heist. 497 00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:29,570 This whole time I thought you were a bitch... 498 00:16:29,610 --> 00:16:32,310 but truth is, you're actually that bitch! 499 00:16:32,360 --> 00:16:35,050 - He is, isn't he? - He's that bitch. 500 00:16:35,100 --> 00:16:36,980 I don't know if I want that nickname to stick. 501 00:16:37,620 --> 00:16:38,880 Ooh, I hope my butts are back. 502 00:16:38,930 --> 00:16:40,020 I do not like how butts 503 00:16:40,060 --> 00:16:41,410 have become your thing, Trudy. 504 00:16:41,450 --> 00:16:43,290 - You used to love horses. - Horses have butts. 505 00:16:43,320 --> 00:16:44,980 Guys, it's not butts. 506 00:16:45,020 --> 00:16:46,370 I'm so sorry, Doug. 507 00:16:46,410 --> 00:16:47,500 Miami PD! 508 00:16:47,540 --> 00:16:48,826 It's just those three back there. 509 00:16:48,850 --> 00:16:49,810 Hand on the table. 510 00:16:49,850 --> 00:16:51,160 Jake, what the hell? 511 00:16:51,200 --> 00:16:53,380 Cops always be copping. 512 00:16:56,640 --> 00:16:58,770 - Hey! - Hey there, friends. 513 00:16:58,820 --> 00:17:00,226 I tried to flag down your taxi as you were leaving 514 00:17:00,250 --> 00:17:01,706 the police station. It was actually funny, 515 00:17:01,730 --> 00:17:02,690 'cause we made a lot of eye contact, 516 00:17:02,730 --> 00:17:03,950 but you just drove off. 517 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:05,560 Anyways, I'm here now. We can go. 518 00:17:05,610 --> 00:17:06,756 You want us to take you back to New York 519 00:17:06,780 --> 00:17:08,016 after you got my friends arrested? 520 00:17:08,040 --> 00:17:09,416 Nuh-uh, you flying commercial, son. 521 00:17:09,440 --> 00:17:10,740 I hope you get a middle seat. 522 00:17:10,780 --> 00:17:12,106 I hope they charge you for your carry-ons. 523 00:17:12,130 --> 00:17:13,790 I hope you sit next to someone chatty. 524 00:17:13,830 --> 00:17:15,246 Someone going through something real hard. 525 00:17:15,270 --> 00:17:17,026 I hope the pilot makes an announcement during 526 00:17:17,050 --> 00:17:18,636 the emotional climax of the movie you're watching. 527 00:17:18,660 --> 00:17:20,580 - Ooh, you nasty! - Damn, Doug and Trudy Judy. 528 00:17:20,620 --> 00:17:22,710 Look, I'm sorry, but it was grand larceny. 529 00:17:22,750 --> 00:17:24,126 I couldn't just let them get away with it. 530 00:17:24,150 --> 00:17:25,606 Well if you were gonna arrest them anyway, 531 00:17:25,630 --> 00:17:26,646 why bother with the reverse heist? 532 00:17:26,670 --> 00:17:28,190 It's like Trudy said. 533 00:17:28,240 --> 00:17:29,776 We didn't have the diamonds. It wasn't enough evidence. 534 00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:31,070 But we put them back. 535 00:17:31,110 --> 00:17:32,850 Yeah, only because I was there. 536 00:17:32,890 --> 00:17:34,266 Not to mention the fact that I was fully complicit. 537 00:17:34,290 --> 00:17:35,420 I could've gone to jail. 538 00:17:35,460 --> 00:17:36,980 Wait, we destroyed your phone. 539 00:17:37,030 --> 00:17:38,836 - How did you call for backup? - That was actually easy. 540 00:17:38,860 --> 00:17:40,746 When Doug was distracted, yelling at the concierge... 541 00:17:40,770 --> 00:17:42,290 Let me talk to my general manager. 542 00:17:42,340 --> 00:17:44,860 I swapped out my waterlogged phone for his. 543 00:17:44,910 --> 00:17:46,446 Damn, I would have noticed that if I wasn't trying 544 00:17:46,470 --> 00:17:48,496 to live in the moment and not look at my phone so much. 545 00:17:48,520 --> 00:17:50,846 And then when I was hidden in the cart, I called the cops. 546 00:17:50,870 --> 00:17:52,416 - Mm, impossible. - I would've heard you. 547 00:17:52,440 --> 00:17:54,050 Not with the Smush Shush! 548 00:17:54,090 --> 00:17:56,740 - This is Jake Peralta. - I'm a detective with the NYPD. 549 00:17:56,790 --> 00:17:58,660 Foot cramp, foot cramp. 550 00:17:58,700 --> 00:18:00,360 First of all, how dare you! 551 00:18:00,400 --> 00:18:02,620 Second of all, would you call Barbara Corcoran 552 00:18:02,660 --> 00:18:04,800 and tell her this product is not useless? 553 00:18:04,840 --> 00:18:07,150 - I don't know her. - I'm sorry that I betrayed you, 554 00:18:07,190 --> 00:18:08,970 Doug, but I'm a cop. I didn't have a choice. 555 00:18:09,020 --> 00:18:11,370 - We can still be friends, right? - I don't know. 556 00:18:11,410 --> 00:18:14,330 Did you even illegally download that O-Town album? 557 00:18:14,370 --> 00:18:16,200 No. 558 00:18:16,240 --> 00:18:19,590 - I bought it at their concert. - Came bundled with a sweatshirt. 559 00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:21,460 - You make me sick. - Disgusting. 560 00:18:21,510 --> 00:18:23,160 Doug! 561 00:18:23,210 --> 00:18:24,550 Trudy! 562 00:18:24,600 --> 00:18:26,560 Judy's! 563 00:18:26,600 --> 00:18:28,340 Hey, sir. 564 00:18:28,380 --> 00:18:29,576 I'm sure you're still mad at us. 565 00:18:29,600 --> 00:18:31,000 Just you, not Diaz. 566 00:18:31,040 --> 00:18:33,690 Okay, well, I can't get that card back, 567 00:18:33,740 --> 00:18:35,610 but I did bring you these. 568 00:18:35,650 --> 00:18:38,920 They're business cards of people you've helped. 569 00:18:38,960 --> 00:18:41,790 One mistake did not make you the cop you are today. 570 00:18:41,830 --> 00:18:44,570 30 years of service to the community did. 571 00:18:44,620 --> 00:18:46,010 That should be your motivation. 572 00:18:46,050 --> 00:18:47,686 I know you can't remember their names, but... 573 00:18:47,710 --> 00:18:50,190 - Alex Chen. - I do remember him. 574 00:18:50,230 --> 00:18:52,930 36-year-old male, carjacked at the corner 575 00:18:52,970 --> 00:18:54,580 of 7th Avenue and 11th Street. 576 00:18:54,630 --> 00:18:57,500 Had three siblings, Alice, Arlene, and Anna. 577 00:18:57,540 --> 00:18:59,460 Okay, so you remember Alex Chen. 578 00:18:59,500 --> 00:19:02,980 - Yes, and I really helped him. - Perhaps he'll be my new Zeff. 579 00:19:03,030 --> 00:19:04,510 Welcome back, Captain Holt. 580 00:19:04,550 --> 00:19:06,046 I'm really glad we could help you with this. 581 00:19:06,070 --> 00:19:07,836 Oh, no, you're not gonna just jump back in here 582 00:19:07,860 --> 00:19:09,340 now that it all worked out! 583 00:19:09,380 --> 00:19:10,690 - Thank you, Diaz. - No! 584 00:19:10,730 --> 00:19:12,860 No, thank Terry. I did this! 585 00:19:12,910 --> 00:19:14,910 Oh, I'm done. You know what, 586 00:19:14,950 --> 00:19:16,690 I did all of this. This was all me! 587 00:19:16,740 --> 00:19:18,170 This is ridiculous! 588 00:19:19,910 --> 00:19:22,220 - We barely got to know her. - And now we never will. 589 00:19:22,260 --> 00:19:24,700 I feel so bad for them, but what do you say to someone 590 00:19:24,740 --> 00:19:26,700 that's suffered this kind of loss? 591 00:19:26,750 --> 00:19:28,970 I mean, it's kind of on them for not checking 592 00:19:29,010 --> 00:19:31,800 the voltage on a machine that has a built in air-fryer. 593 00:19:31,840 --> 00:19:33,490 Don't blame the victim, Amy. 594 00:19:33,540 --> 00:19:35,360 - Okay, guys, look. - I know this is sad, 595 00:19:35,410 --> 00:19:37,060 but maybe everything happens for a reason. 596 00:19:37,100 --> 00:19:38,386 What reason could there possibly be 597 00:19:38,410 --> 00:19:39,760 for the pain I'm feeling? 598 00:19:39,800 --> 00:19:41,476 Look, I probably shouldn't be telling you this 599 00:19:41,500 --> 00:19:43,150 because I know you'll abuse it, 600 00:19:43,200 --> 00:19:45,030 but when there's no third machine, 601 00:19:45,070 --> 00:19:49,200 you can come back here and do this. 602 00:19:51,860 --> 00:19:54,030 Everything happens for a reason. 603 00:19:54,080 --> 00:19:56,120 - Peralta! - You have to see this. 604 00:19:59,560 --> 00:20:00,910 Guy got brought in this morning. 605 00:20:00,950 --> 00:20:02,390 Look what we found on him. 606 00:20:02,430 --> 00:20:03,910 Yeah, I get it, Rosa. 607 00:20:03,960 --> 00:20:05,416 Every perp in the city is invited and I'm not. 608 00:20:05,440 --> 00:20:09,700 But I... wait a minute, why is my name on this? 609 00:20:09,750 --> 00:20:12,270 'Cause you're coming to the wedding, baby! 610 00:20:12,310 --> 00:20:14,076 - What's going on? - You're not mad at me anymore? 611 00:20:14,100 --> 00:20:15,710 I arrested your best man. 612 00:20:15,750 --> 00:20:17,010 Just like I wanted you to. 613 00:20:17,060 --> 00:20:18,970 I was putting on a show in front of Trudy. 614 00:20:19,020 --> 00:20:20,240 What? 615 00:20:20,280 --> 00:20:21,956 Katherine, my fiancée, doesn't want any of my 616 00:20:21,980 --> 00:20:23,256 crook friends coming to the wedding. 617 00:20:23,280 --> 00:20:25,150 She's a federal judge, how would that look? 618 00:20:25,200 --> 00:20:26,826 Okay, but couldn't you just tell them they're not invited? 619 00:20:26,850 --> 00:20:29,030 Eh... that's an uncomfortable conversation to have. 620 00:20:29,070 --> 00:20:30,460 It was much easier this way. 621 00:20:30,510 --> 00:20:33,420 - Oh, my God. - This whole thing was a set up? 622 00:20:34,810 --> 00:20:36,136 You wanted me to find that invitation. 623 00:20:36,160 --> 00:20:37,380 Mm-hmm. 624 00:20:37,430 --> 00:20:38,966 You knew I would never go on a trip with 625 00:20:38,990 --> 00:20:40,276 a bunch of crooks unless I felt unwanted. 626 00:20:40,300 --> 00:20:41,650 Classic negging. 627 00:20:41,690 --> 00:20:43,406 I bet you planned to have your bachelor party 628 00:20:43,430 --> 00:20:44,536 at that hotel because you knew 629 00:20:44,560 --> 00:20:45,960 the oligarch was staying there. 630 00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:47,546 Hell, yeah, otherwise I would've got an Airbnb. 631 00:20:47,570 --> 00:20:49,156 And as soon as your friends committed a crime, 632 00:20:49,180 --> 00:20:50,636 you banked on me needing to arrest them. 633 00:20:50,660 --> 00:20:52,350 - Damn right. - You're the most consistent 634 00:20:52,400 --> 00:20:53,530 person in my life, Peralta. 635 00:20:53,570 --> 00:20:54,830 I can always count on you. 636 00:20:54,880 --> 00:20:57,180 But, there is one detail you missed. 637 00:20:57,230 --> 00:20:59,670 You never saw what I was painting on the inside 638 00:20:59,710 --> 00:21:01,970 of my mug at the pottery place. 639 00:21:02,890 --> 00:21:04,370 "Will you be my best man"? 640 00:21:04,410 --> 00:21:05,850 Judy, is this for real? 641 00:21:05,890 --> 00:21:06,980 It ain't fiction.... 642 00:21:07,020 --> 00:21:09,070 ♪ Just a natural fact 643 00:21:09,110 --> 00:21:10,550 What! 644 00:21:10,590 --> 00:21:13,550 ♪ We come together 'cause opposites attract ♪ 645 00:21:13,590 --> 00:21:15,460 I'll do it! 646 00:21:15,510 --> 00:21:18,340 ♪ Awww... I'm MC Kat on the rap, so mic it ♪ 647 00:21:18,380 --> 00:21:20,510 ♪ Here's a little story and you're sure to like it ♪ 648 00:21:20,560 --> 00:21:22,340 The worst rap! 649 00:21:24,390 --> 00:21:26,340 - Not a doctor. - Shh.