1 00:00:01,472 --> 00:00:03,974 Dryin' dishes, yeah. 2 00:00:04,008 --> 00:00:06,343 Man, Charles has been so happy and confident 3 00:00:06,377 --> 00:00:07,811 ever since he hooked up with that Professor 4 00:00:07,845 --> 00:00:09,112 at the Captain's party. 5 00:00:11,148 --> 00:00:14,351 She has tenure, and also has ten years, 6 00:00:14,385 --> 00:00:16,886 times two, older than him. 7 00:00:16,921 --> 00:00:18,321 That sucked. Yeah. 8 00:00:18,356 --> 00:00:19,589 It's nice to see him like this. 9 00:00:19,623 --> 00:00:21,324 He's so confident. 10 00:00:21,359 --> 00:00:23,226 This morning, he finally corrected the barista 11 00:00:23,260 --> 00:00:24,861 when she called him "Charlize." 12 00:00:24,895 --> 00:00:27,731 He's been living as "Charlize broil" for five years. 13 00:00:27,765 --> 00:00:29,799 It's great. It's all so great. 14 00:00:29,834 --> 00:00:31,868 He could take it down, just a smidge. 15 00:00:31,902 --> 00:00:34,137 ♪ If you like pina coladas 16 00:00:34,171 --> 00:00:36,873 dead guy, Charles. Sorry. 17 00:00:36,907 --> 00:00:38,575 But whatever, I can handle the singing. 18 00:00:38,609 --> 00:00:39,809 I'm just so happy for that guy. 19 00:00:39,844 --> 00:00:40,910 It's about time he caught a break. 20 00:00:40,945 --> 00:00:43,380 Sexy train is leaving the station. 21 00:00:43,414 --> 00:00:45,348 Check out this caboose. 22 00:00:45,383 --> 00:00:46,816 Later, sluts. 23 00:00:46,851 --> 00:00:47,851 Just let him have it. 24 00:00:47,885 --> 00:00:49,819 Great job, Boyle. 25 00:00:50,300 --> 00:00:53,300 Sync and corrections by parlobrito www.addic7ed.com 26 00:01:09,907 --> 00:01:12,509 Peralta, where are we with the black cab holdups? 27 00:01:12,543 --> 00:01:14,377 Well-- I got this, Jakey. 28 00:01:14,412 --> 00:01:16,579 Oh, all right. Have at it, man. 29 00:01:16,614 --> 00:01:18,181 Nice jeans, Boyle. 30 00:01:18,215 --> 00:01:20,350 Those are surprisingly low-waisted. 31 00:01:20,384 --> 00:01:21,584 Eyes up here, Gina. 32 00:01:21,619 --> 00:01:23,186 I'm more than just a piece of ass. 33 00:01:23,220 --> 00:01:24,654 Ooh. 34 00:01:24,688 --> 00:01:26,289 Not bad, not bad. 35 00:01:26,323 --> 00:01:29,025 An unlicensed cab driver's been picking up tourists. 36 00:01:29,060 --> 00:01:31,194 Driverakeshe vics down under the B.Q.E., 37 00:01:31,228 --> 00:01:32,862 robs 'em at gunpoint, leaves them stranded. 38 00:01:32,897 --> 00:01:34,798 Unfortunately, because they're tourists, 39 00:01:34,832 --> 00:01:36,733 and our perp is not Caucasian, 40 00:01:36,767 --> 00:01:38,735 we don't have a clear idea of what he looks like. 41 00:01:38,769 --> 00:01:42,572 He was either Latino, arabor mican. 42 00:01:42,606 --> 00:01:45,909 Either way, very Muslim. 43 00:01:45,943 --> 00:01:48,311 We'll go undercover, dress as out-of-towners, 44 00:01:48,345 --> 00:01:49,746 hope the perp picks us up. 45 00:01:49,780 --> 00:01:52,615 Don't worry, sarge, we'll nail this guy. 46 00:01:52,650 --> 00:01:54,317 I can't believe I was just 47 00:01:54,351 --> 00:01:55,885 briefly attracted to Boyle. 48 00:01:55,920 --> 00:01:58,421 Ugh. Ugh! 49 00:02:00,758 --> 00:02:03,393 A Mr. brain Jensen here to see you, sir. 50 00:02:03,427 --> 00:02:06,096 It's Brian. Mm, not according to this note 51 00:02:06,130 --> 00:02:09,099 I wrote on my hand very quickly: "Brain." 52 00:02:09,133 --> 00:02:11,968 Captain holt, we recently met at the African-American 53 00:02:12,002 --> 00:02:14,904 gay and lesbian New York City policeman's association. 54 00:02:14,939 --> 00:02:16,473 Uh, yes, that name is quite a mouthful. 55 00:02:16,507 --> 00:02:18,007 Just call it the "aaglnycpa." 56 00:02:18,042 --> 00:02:19,742 Your organization has meant so much to me. 57 00:02:19,777 --> 00:02:21,611 Uh, well, it's not my organization. 58 00:02:21,645 --> 00:02:23,379 I mean, I did found it and I've been president 59 00:02:23,414 --> 00:02:26,449 for the last 25 years and I oversee every detail, 60 00:02:26,484 --> 00:02:29,018 but really, it's our organization. 61 00:02:29,053 --> 00:02:30,386 It's yours. 62 00:02:30,421 --> 00:02:31,721 And out of respect for you and everything 63 00:02:31,755 --> 00:02:33,590 that you've done, I wanted to stop by 64 00:02:33,624 --> 00:02:35,325 and let you know I'll be running for president. 65 00:02:35,359 --> 00:02:37,127 I hate to run against you, 66 00:02:37,161 --> 00:02:38,561 but I have some ideas for change that'll 67 00:02:38,596 --> 00:02:41,064 bring aaglnycpa into the 21st century. 68 00:02:41,098 --> 00:02:42,132 I see. 69 00:02:42,166 --> 00:02:44,033 Well, it's been good meeting you. 70 00:02:44,068 --> 00:02:46,102 And, uh, I wish you the very best. Thank you. 71 00:02:46,137 --> 00:02:47,570 Good-bye, brain. 72 00:02:47,605 --> 00:02:49,272 It's--it's Brian. 73 00:02:49,306 --> 00:02:50,607 Very nice man. 74 00:02:50,641 --> 00:02:51,875 Yes, he is. 75 00:02:51,909 --> 00:02:55,245 Now, let's figure out how to... 76 00:02:55,279 --> 00:02:57,280 Destroy him. 77 00:02:57,314 --> 00:02:59,549 How'd the interview with the victim go? 78 00:02:59,583 --> 00:03:00,717 It went okay. 79 00:03:00,751 --> 00:03:02,051 The guy was from Canada, said it was probably 80 00:03:02,086 --> 00:03:03,319 his fault for getting robbed, 81 00:03:03,354 --> 00:03:04,621 and apologized for wasting my time. 82 00:03:04,655 --> 00:03:05,989 Oh, Canada. 83 00:03:06,023 --> 00:03:08,291 Truly odie to America's garfield. Mm-hmm. 84 00:03:08,325 --> 00:03:09,413 Hey, what are you doing tomorrow night? 85 00:03:09,426 --> 00:03:10,660 I think I can get us some nets tickets. 86 00:03:10,694 --> 00:03:11,895 No go, amigo. 87 00:03:11,929 --> 00:03:14,931 Tomorrow is vivi's and my big 20-day anniversary. 88 00:03:14,965 --> 00:03:16,466 I'm pulling out all the stops. 89 00:03:16,500 --> 00:03:17,600 Dinner at le bonbon, 90 00:03:17,635 --> 00:03:18,868 with 300 roses at the table. 91 00:03:18,903 --> 00:03:20,103 No. Oh, man. 92 00:03:20,137 --> 00:03:22,972 Then a gondola ride along the gowanus canal. 93 00:03:23,007 --> 00:03:25,208 No. No, no, no, no, no. And then, a skywriter's 94 00:03:25,242 --> 00:03:27,310 gonna write, "Charles loves v." 95 00:03:27,344 --> 00:03:28,578 I couldn't afford her full name. 96 00:03:28,612 --> 00:03:30,480 Okay, first of all, "Charles loves v" 97 00:03:30,514 --> 00:03:32,048 means something very specific 98 00:03:32,082 --> 00:03:33,716 and, I'm gonna guess, not what you're intending. 99 00:03:33,751 --> 00:03:36,719 But more importantly, you're going full Boyle. 100 00:03:36,754 --> 00:03:38,288 What? I am not. 101 00:03:38,322 --> 00:03:40,223 What's full Boyle? Anytime Charles gets 102 00:03:40,257 --> 00:03:42,091 into a new relationship, he gets way too intense 103 00:03:42,126 --> 00:03:45,328 way too fast, and it always ends in heartbreak. 104 00:03:45,362 --> 00:03:46,629 We met on the subway, 105 00:03:46,664 --> 00:03:48,364 went out to dinner, and I told her ioveder. 106 00:03:48,399 --> 00:03:50,433 And my mom was so happy. 107 00:03:50,467 --> 00:03:53,236 And then the barbershop quartet I hired started to sing. 108 00:03:53,270 --> 00:03:55,305 And then she broke up with me. And then she broke up with you. 109 00:03:55,339 --> 00:03:56,573 Yes! 110 00:03:56,607 --> 00:03:59,409 Oh, joanna, no! 111 00:03:59,443 --> 00:04:00,577 Courtney! 112 00:04:00,611 --> 00:04:01,778 Rhonda! 113 00:04:01,812 --> 00:04:03,446 I know when I'm going full Boyle. 114 00:04:03,480 --> 00:04:04,814 Trust me, this is different. 115 00:04:04,848 --> 00:04:06,049 I have it under control. 116 00:04:06,083 --> 00:04:08,585 Gotta go, Jakey. 117 00:04:08,619 --> 00:04:10,086 Excuse me. 118 00:04:10,120 --> 00:04:11,688 Are you a Detective? 119 00:04:11,722 --> 00:04:13,756 Oh, uh, who's asking? 120 00:04:13,791 --> 00:04:14,958 I'm super Dan, 121 00:04:14,992 --> 00:04:17,327 scourge of Brooklyn's underworld, 122 00:04:17,361 --> 00:04:19,762 and I need to talk to an officer of the law. 123 00:04:19,797 --> 00:04:23,032 I'm busy right now, working on this... Excuse. 124 00:04:23,067 --> 00:04:24,367 I think Santiago's free. 125 00:04:24,401 --> 00:04:25,802 Hi. 126 00:04:25,836 --> 00:04:27,537 I'm super Dan. 127 00:04:27,571 --> 00:04:29,205 And I have a crime to report. 128 00:04:29,240 --> 00:04:31,741 Oh, gosh, I am so sorry. 129 00:04:31,775 --> 00:04:34,510 I literally just retired. 130 00:04:34,545 --> 00:04:37,513 This is my retirement cake. Mmm. 131 00:04:37,548 --> 00:04:40,450 Thanks, you guys. I'm gonna miss this place. 132 00:04:40,484 --> 00:04:42,318 Why aren't you guys taking me seriously? 133 00:04:42,353 --> 00:04:44,787 Your cape and your tights, 134 00:04:44,822 --> 00:04:45,888 and your name is super Dan, 135 00:04:45,923 --> 00:04:47,557 and I can kinda see your penis. 136 00:04:47,591 --> 00:04:49,792 And it's just all a rich tapestry. 137 00:04:49,827 --> 00:04:51,127 Yeah, well, I'm a citizen. 138 00:04:51,161 --> 00:04:52,528 I'm from this neighborhood. 139 00:04:52,563 --> 00:04:55,365 So the only reason I'm wearing this costume 140 00:04:55,399 --> 00:04:58,234 is so when I'm fighting crime, , 141 00:04:58,269 --> 00:04:59,936 people will respect my authority. 142 00:04:59,970 --> 00:05:01,237 How's that working out for you? 143 00:05:01,272 --> 00:05:03,940 Detectives, when a citizen comes in off the street, 144 00:05:03,974 --> 00:05:06,442 it is NYPD policy to take a statement. 145 00:05:06,477 --> 00:05:09,345 This isn't enough of a statement? 146 00:05:09,380 --> 00:05:11,414 Yes, I wanted to inquire 147 00:05:11,448 --> 00:05:13,016 about renting out the statue of liberty 148 00:05:13,050 --> 00:05:14,550 for a romantic evening. 149 00:05:14,585 --> 00:05:15,685 Mm-hmm. 150 00:05:15,719 --> 00:05:17,320 Is there a bed in the torch? 151 00:05:17,354 --> 00:05:18,888 No? Okay. 152 00:05:18,922 --> 00:05:19,989 I'll get back to you. 153 00:05:20,024 --> 00:05:21,758 Hey there, Charles. 154 00:05:21,792 --> 00:05:23,359 I thought maybe we should have a little chat 155 00:05:23,394 --> 00:05:24,794 about how crazy you're acting, 156 00:05:24,828 --> 00:05:26,429 and how you're blowing this beyond repair. 157 00:05:26,463 --> 00:05:29,098 Are you really qualified to give romantic advice? 158 00:05:29,133 --> 00:05:31,968 You're not exactly the king of mature relationships. 159 00:05:32,002 --> 00:05:33,369 Fair enough. But I would argue 160 00:05:33,404 --> 00:05:35,505 that I am like a beautiful angel of love, 161 00:05:35,539 --> 00:05:37,206 who has trouble finding love for himself. 162 00:05:37,241 --> 00:05:38,474 Admit that you would see that movie. 163 00:05:38,509 --> 00:05:39,509 I would. 164 00:05:39,543 --> 00:05:40,643 Thank you for honesty. 165 00:05:40,678 --> 00:05:42,045 But this is not about me. 166 00:05:42,079 --> 00:05:43,313 It's about Charles. 167 00:05:43,347 --> 00:05:45,515 I've seen this before, buddy, and it is bad. 168 00:05:45,549 --> 00:05:47,483 Jake, I'm nowhere near full Boyle. 169 00:05:47,518 --> 00:05:49,452 Then prove it. Just push your 170 00:05:49,486 --> 00:05:50,987 anniversary dinner one night. 171 00:05:51,021 --> 00:05:52,955 Say, "Vivian, tomorrow doesn't work for me. 172 00:05:52,990 --> 00:05:54,057 Can we reschedule?" 173 00:05:54,091 --> 00:05:56,926 If this will convince you, more than happy. 174 00:05:56,960 --> 00:05:58,661 No problem. Great. 175 00:05:58,696 --> 00:06:00,196 Voice mail. 176 00:06:00,230 --> 00:06:02,332 God, I love how she says the words, "you've reached." 177 00:06:02,366 --> 00:06:04,534 Hi, vivi. It's chucklebunny. Oof. 178 00:06:04,568 --> 00:06:08,504 I'm just calling about dinner tomorrow. 179 00:06:08,539 --> 00:06:09,572 I can't wait to see you, 180 00:06:09,606 --> 00:06:10,907 my luscious little breakfast quiche. 181 00:06:10,941 --> 00:06:12,475 I just wanna draw you a bubble bath 182 00:06:12,509 --> 00:06:14,110 and spoon-feed you caviar. 183 00:06:14,144 --> 00:06:15,845 I think we should open up a joint checking account. 184 00:06:15,879 --> 00:06:17,347 I love you-- what am I doing? 185 00:06:17,381 --> 00:06:20,883 It's okay. I hung up right after "chucklebunny." 186 00:06:20,918 --> 00:06:23,886 Help me. I've gone full Boyle. 187 00:06:26,841 --> 00:06:29,376 I need to focus on my reelection campaign. 188 00:06:29,410 --> 00:06:30,744 Clear my schedule. 189 00:06:30,778 --> 00:06:32,479 You really care about this little club, huh? 190 00:06:32,514 --> 00:06:34,681 It's not a club. It's an organization 191 00:06:34,716 --> 00:06:36,650 that I founded over 25 years ago. 192 00:06:36,684 --> 00:06:39,653 I'm proud to say we now have 50 members. 193 00:06:39,687 --> 00:06:41,722 But it wasn't so easy in the beginning. 194 00:06:41,756 --> 00:06:43,557 I'd like to request discretionary funds, 195 00:06:43,591 --> 00:06:45,559 to start an organization supporting black 196 00:06:45,593 --> 00:06:47,194 gay and lesbian police officers. 197 00:06:53,234 --> 00:06:55,736 They never actually said no, 198 00:06:55,770 --> 00:06:57,638 so I just went ahead and did it. 199 00:06:57,672 --> 00:07:00,274 I've poured my heart and soul into this organization. 200 00:07:00,308 --> 00:07:02,910 And I'm not gonna just give up the presidency. 201 00:07:02,944 --> 00:07:05,212 You should make me your campaign manager. 202 00:07:05,246 --> 00:07:06,613 I was born for politics. 203 00:07:06,648 --> 00:07:09,116 I have great hair and I love lying. 204 00:07:09,150 --> 00:07:11,852 Find out everything you can about this Jensen. 205 00:07:11,886 --> 00:07:13,253 I'll work on my speech. 206 00:07:13,288 --> 00:07:16,023 How's this for an opening joke? 207 00:07:16,057 --> 00:07:17,291 You know what the toughest part about 208 00:07:17,325 --> 00:07:20,294 being a gay black police officer is? 209 00:07:20,328 --> 00:07:22,396 The discrimination. 210 00:07:24,232 --> 00:07:26,366 I believe that's what you call observational humor. 211 00:07:26,401 --> 00:07:28,702 Probably. That's great. 212 00:07:30,872 --> 00:07:33,206 All right, let's go over our disguise 213 00:07:33,241 --> 00:07:36,043 I am Herbert goffleman from San Diego. 214 00:07:36,077 --> 00:07:37,311 I came here to stand in the cold 215 00:07:37,345 --> 00:07:38,845 outside the today show, holding a sign 216 00:07:38,880 --> 00:07:40,847 with a misspelled word on it. 217 00:07:40,882 --> 00:07:42,149 Oh, you know what? You win. 218 00:07:42,183 --> 00:07:44,351 That neon green Fanny pack screams, "gullible tourist." 219 00:07:44,385 --> 00:07:45,552 It's mine. I brought it from home. 220 00:07:45,587 --> 00:07:47,220 Hey, can I have my phone back, please? 221 00:07:47,255 --> 00:07:49,089 Uh, no, because you will call Vivian, 222 00:07:49,123 --> 00:07:50,223 and you have the worst case 223 00:07:50,258 --> 00:07:52,292 of full Boyle I've ever seen. What? 224 00:07:52,327 --> 00:07:53,627 I found this, by the way. 225 00:07:53,661 --> 00:07:56,029 You wrote "Mr. Charles Ludley" over a thousand times. 226 00:07:56,064 --> 00:07:57,831 Why would you take her last name, Boyle? 227 00:07:57,865 --> 00:07:58,999 Look. 228 00:07:59,033 --> 00:08:00,267 For the last two years, I've been 229 00:08:00,301 --> 00:08:02,035 directing all my love at rosa. 230 00:08:02,070 --> 00:08:03,670 So my emotions just piled up. 231 00:08:03,705 --> 00:08:04,972 And now with Vivian, my feelings 232 00:08:05,006 --> 00:08:06,740 are springing out of me like a fire hose. 233 00:08:06,774 --> 00:08:08,742 Oh, that is overtly sexual. 234 00:08:08,776 --> 00:08:10,043 Jake, I'm gonna ruin it. 235 00:08:10,078 --> 00:08:11,311 You gotta help me. 236 00:08:11,346 --> 00:08:12,679 All right, here's the plan. 237 00:08:12,714 --> 00:08:14,348 I'll text Vivian from your phone, 238 00:08:14,382 --> 00:08:16,316 and tell her you want it to be a double date. 239 00:08:16,351 --> 00:08:18,151 That way, I can come with you and hold your hand. 240 00:08:18,186 --> 00:08:19,219 Well, then your hand will be on her butt, 241 00:08:19,253 --> 00:08:20,260 because my hand will be on her butt. 242 00:08:20,288 --> 00:08:21,455 You gotta get it together, man. 243 00:08:21,489 --> 00:08:23,357 I told you I need help! 244 00:08:23,391 --> 00:08:25,058 Hey, can I get your file 245 00:08:25,093 --> 00:08:26,693 on that Atlantic Avenue drug ring? 246 00:08:26,728 --> 00:08:28,528 Sarge gave me and Scully the case. 247 00:08:28,563 --> 00:08:30,664 What? Oh! 248 00:08:30,698 --> 00:08:31,732 Why did you do that? 249 00:08:31,766 --> 00:08:33,867 I-I know I deserved it, but why? 250 00:08:33,901 --> 00:08:36,236 Sarge, you reassigned our drug case? 251 00:08:36,270 --> 00:08:38,939 Diaz and I have been working it for three months. 252 00:08:38,973 --> 00:08:40,107 Remember super Dan? 253 00:08:40,141 --> 00:08:41,875 The guy you ignored and made fun of? 254 00:08:41,909 --> 00:08:43,744 He's been perching on rooftops at night, 255 00:08:43,778 --> 00:08:45,612 secretly taking photos of drug deals. 256 00:08:45,647 --> 00:08:47,681 He has thousands of images 257 00:08:47,715 --> 00:08:49,916 and can I.D. The entire network of dealers. 258 00:08:49,951 --> 00:08:51,051 What? But you refused 259 00:08:51,085 --> 00:08:53,253 to take his statement, because he had a cape on. 260 00:08:53,287 --> 00:08:55,122 Luckily, Hitchcock and Scully didn't mind. 261 00:08:55,156 --> 00:08:56,857 I didn't even notice he was wearing a cape. 262 00:08:56,891 --> 00:08:58,759 You're a cop. You should've noticed that. 263 00:08:58,793 --> 00:09:01,595 We screwed up. Message received. 264 00:09:01,629 --> 00:09:02,929 Yep, be nicer to virgins. 265 00:09:02,964 --> 00:09:04,464 She doesn't speak for me. 266 00:09:04,499 --> 00:09:06,767 You're not getting your case back. 267 00:09:06,801 --> 00:09:08,235 Okay. 268 00:09:08,269 --> 00:09:11,104 Here's what I found out about our competition. 269 00:09:11,139 --> 00:09:14,274 Brian Jensen, born 1899, 270 00:09:14,308 --> 00:09:16,543 served in the Navy during world war I. 271 00:09:16,577 --> 00:09:18,745 A hero at the battle of scimitar hill, 272 00:09:18,780 --> 00:09:20,480 Jensen perished in a factory fire 273 00:09:20,515 --> 00:09:22,616 in the Netherlands. 274 00:09:22,650 --> 00:09:24,384 This may be a different Brian Jensen. 275 00:09:24,419 --> 00:09:26,420 I've never been in this position before. 276 00:09:26,454 --> 00:09:28,321 I've always run unopposed. 277 00:09:28,356 --> 00:09:30,824 If you wanna compete, you're gonna have to have 278 00:09:30,858 --> 00:09:33,427 a little more pizzazz. 279 00:09:33,461 --> 00:09:35,162 A couple ideas for ya. 280 00:09:35,196 --> 00:09:37,064 The obvious place to start would be you, 281 00:09:37,098 --> 00:09:38,398 in a silver suit, 282 00:09:38,433 --> 00:09:40,834 with sunglasses and roller skates-- 283 00:09:40,868 --> 00:09:43,303 the candidate of fun. 284 00:09:43,337 --> 00:09:45,305 What's your second idea? Nada. 285 00:09:45,339 --> 00:09:48,008 Thought I had a slam dunk on the first one. 286 00:09:51,079 --> 00:09:52,045 Hi, there. 287 00:09:52,080 --> 00:09:53,747 We'd like to go to the Times Square. 288 00:09:53,781 --> 00:09:55,549 We're brothers. 289 00:09:56,751 --> 00:09:58,318 We're all set for the double date tonight. 290 00:09:58,352 --> 00:10:00,787 Vivian's bringing her friend bernice. 291 00:10:00,822 --> 00:10:02,155 Bernice? 292 00:10:02,190 --> 00:10:04,024 That sounds like a cartoon dump truck. 293 00:10:04,058 --> 00:10:05,859 Whatever, that's probably for the best. 294 00:10:05,893 --> 00:10:07,327 I don't need any distractions. 295 00:10:07,361 --> 00:10:08,762 My mission is to protect you. 296 00:10:08,796 --> 00:10:09,996 All right. 297 00:10:10,031 --> 00:10:11,231 Hey, this guy's going the right way. 298 00:10:11,265 --> 00:10:12,632 We should get out and try again. 299 00:10:12,667 --> 00:10:14,301 You can let us off here. 300 00:10:18,639 --> 00:10:20,974 We would like to buy some bagels. 301 00:10:21,008 --> 00:10:22,743 And where is the sex and the city street? 302 00:10:22,777 --> 00:10:24,377 We wanna see where Carrie and big live. 303 00:10:24,412 --> 00:10:26,113 I'm a Carrie. I think I'm a Carrie. 304 00:10:26,147 --> 00:10:28,615 We're both carries. 305 00:10:28,649 --> 00:10:30,717 All right, let's prepare for the date tonight. 306 00:10:30,752 --> 00:10:32,619 Here's the things you're not allowed to talk about: 307 00:10:32,653 --> 00:10:35,122 Love, poetry, music, or passion. 308 00:10:35,156 --> 00:10:36,823 We don't have to talk at all. 309 00:10:36,858 --> 00:10:38,158 I'll just stare into her eyes. 310 00:10:38,192 --> 00:10:40,060 They're like little drops of cilantro reduction 311 00:10:40,094 --> 00:10:41,795 on Lily-white flan. Okay, no. 312 00:10:41,829 --> 00:10:43,396 See, no food talk. 313 00:10:43,431 --> 00:10:44,464 It sets off something primal 314 00:10:44,499 --> 00:10:45,932 and disgusting in both of you. 315 00:10:45,967 --> 00:10:47,300 It makes me wanna barf. 316 00:10:47,335 --> 00:10:48,602 You're right. Look, if you feel like 317 00:10:48,636 --> 00:10:50,403 you can't handle it, we need a signal. 318 00:10:50,438 --> 00:10:51,471 I'll do this. 319 00:10:54,675 --> 00:10:56,243 And how would you do that naturally? 320 00:10:56,277 --> 00:10:57,377 I don't know. 321 00:10:57,411 --> 00:10:58,779 This guy's clean, by the way. 322 00:10:58,813 --> 00:11:00,380 Can we pull over, please? 323 00:11:00,414 --> 00:11:02,816 There she is. 324 00:11:02,850 --> 00:11:04,184 I don't know if I can do this. 325 00:11:04,218 --> 00:11:05,652 Listen to me. I am with you all night. 326 00:11:05,686 --> 00:11:06,953 And nothing will distract me 327 00:11:06,988 --> 00:11:09,122 from my solemn vow to protect you, okay? 328 00:11:09,157 --> 00:11:10,223 Okay. 329 00:11:10,258 --> 00:11:11,725 Vivian, you look beautiful. 330 00:11:11,759 --> 00:11:13,260 I love your dress. Aww. 331 00:11:13,294 --> 00:11:15,595 You too, Charlie. You look so handsome. 332 00:11:16,964 --> 00:11:19,099 Steady, steady. 333 00:11:19,133 --> 00:11:21,067 Jake, this is my friend bernice. 334 00:11:21,102 --> 00:11:24,237 Oh, hello. I'm jak-tractive. 335 00:11:24,272 --> 00:11:25,572 Jak-tractive? 336 00:11:25,606 --> 00:11:30,544 Yes, my parents were hippies. 337 00:11:30,578 --> 00:11:32,045 Let's eat. 338 00:11:34,270 --> 00:11:35,604 Okay, so, Jake, you're a cop. 339 00:11:35,639 --> 00:11:37,406 I wanted to be a cop when I was a kid, 340 00:11:37,440 --> 00:11:39,675 mostly because I love die hard. 341 00:11:39,709 --> 00:11:42,645 Die hard, really? Mm-hmm. 342 00:11:42,679 --> 00:11:44,913 Well, that makes sense, everyone loves that movie. 343 00:11:44,948 --> 00:11:46,181 Oh, not like me. 344 00:11:46,216 --> 00:11:49,018 I sleep in a nakatomi Plaza security t-shirt. 345 00:11:49,052 --> 00:11:50,853 Oh, no. 346 00:11:50,887 --> 00:11:52,321 What kinda dogs do you like? 347 00:11:52,355 --> 00:11:54,023 I mean, you know, just hypothetically, 348 00:11:54,057 --> 00:11:55,524 if we were to get a dog. 349 00:11:55,558 --> 00:11:56,992 Oh, I love all dogs. 350 00:11:57,027 --> 00:11:58,927 When I was a kid, I had the cutest 351 00:11:58,962 --> 00:12:01,196 golden retriever, named Rufus. 352 00:12:01,231 --> 00:12:02,865 That is the most amazing thing I've ever heard. 353 00:12:02,899 --> 00:12:04,233 I wanna meet him. 354 00:12:04,267 --> 00:12:06,335 Charles, why don't you tell Vivian 355 00:12:06,369 --> 00:12:08,203 about the ten-day forecast? 356 00:12:08,238 --> 00:12:09,471 Oh, good idea. 357 00:12:09,506 --> 00:12:10,606 Sorry about that. 358 00:12:10,640 --> 00:12:12,875 So if you're not a cop, then what do you do? 359 00:12:12,909 --> 00:12:14,076 I'm in grad school. 360 00:12:14,110 --> 00:12:15,811 I thought about maybe being a sports reporter, 361 00:12:15,845 --> 00:12:18,380 but it would be impossible for me to be objective. 362 00:12:18,415 --> 00:12:20,115 I love the nets so much. 363 00:12:20,150 --> 00:12:21,784 You're a nets fan? I love the nets. 364 00:12:21,818 --> 00:12:25,020 Oh, my God. This season has been a disaster, right? Yes. 365 00:12:25,055 --> 00:12:27,256 And everybody blames it onas kidd. Yes. 366 00:12:27,290 --> 00:12:29,091 But it's like, at a certain point, 367 00:12:29,125 --> 00:12:30,693 Billy king is the one who put the team together. 368 00:12:30,727 --> 00:12:31,694 Yes. 369 00:12:31,728 --> 00:12:32,861 Wow. 370 00:12:32,896 --> 00:12:34,963 I love rainy days. My mother loves rainy days. 371 00:12:34,998 --> 00:12:37,066 You should meet her. 372 00:12:37,100 --> 00:12:38,200 Excuse me. 373 00:12:38,234 --> 00:12:39,435 Our signal. 374 00:12:39,469 --> 00:12:41,003 Uh, here's a question for the group. 375 00:12:41,037 --> 00:12:44,006 What is the longest funeral you've ever attended? 376 00:12:44,040 --> 00:12:45,474 Ladies first. 377 00:12:45,508 --> 00:12:48,377 On behalf of Captain holt: Floorgasm. 378 00:12:50,613 --> 00:12:52,915 ♪ Hands in the air fist pumpin' like champs ♪ 379 00:12:52,949 --> 00:12:55,217 ♪ hands in the air fist pumpin' like champs ♪ 380 00:12:55,251 --> 00:12:57,686 ♪ hands in the air fist pumpin' like champs ♪ 381 00:12:57,721 --> 00:12:59,088 ♪ fist pumpin' like champs 382 00:12:59,122 --> 00:13:00,622 ♪ fist pumpin' like champs 383 00:13:03,126 --> 00:13:04,927 Did you like it? 384 00:13:04,961 --> 00:13:07,396 It was inspired by the city of New York, 385 00:13:07,430 --> 00:13:09,331 in that I stole it from some kids 386 00:13:09,365 --> 00:13:11,200 I saw dancing on the subway station. 387 00:13:11,234 --> 00:13:13,869 All of you, go home, immediately. 388 00:13:15,105 --> 00:13:16,238 I appreciate the effort, Gina, but I can't risk 389 00:13:16,272 --> 00:13:17,406 losing this election. 390 00:13:17,440 --> 00:13:19,475 The aaglnycpa means too much. 391 00:13:19,509 --> 00:13:20,943 Let me rehearse my speech. 392 00:13:20,977 --> 00:13:23,879 Do you want a president who struggled against all odds 393 00:13:23,913 --> 00:13:25,714 to create this great organization? 394 00:13:25,749 --> 00:13:27,716 Or do you want a great nothing 395 00:13:27,751 --> 00:13:31,086 who struggled against nothing odds to create nhing 396 00:13:31,121 --> 00:13:32,488 yikes. 397 00:13:33,757 --> 00:13:35,090 The meeting is beginning. 398 00:13:35,125 --> 00:13:36,458 The stakes are very high for me. 399 00:13:36,493 --> 00:13:37,826 I'm getting nervous. 400 00:13:37,861 --> 00:13:42,598 My stomach is in flux. 401 00:13:42,632 --> 00:13:44,333 You know, in the court of Louis xi, 402 00:13:44,367 --> 00:13:46,201 women would only eat consomme, because 403 00:13:46,236 --> 00:13:47,402 they were worried that 404 00:13:47,437 --> 00:13:49,171 chewing would give them wrinkles. 405 00:13:49,205 --> 00:13:51,240 I love it when you talk broth. 406 00:13:51,274 --> 00:13:53,041 Hey, Charles, remember that dog 407 00:13:53,076 --> 00:13:54,309 we found on the train tracks? 408 00:13:54,344 --> 00:13:56,512 Was it inside-out or just very badly burned? 409 00:13:56,546 --> 00:13:57,579 Inside-out. Yeah, 'cause there were 410 00:13:57,614 --> 00:13:58,647 things on the outside that 411 00:13:58,681 --> 00:14:00,115 definitely should've been on the inside. 412 00:14:00,150 --> 00:14:01,283 Definition of inside-out. 413 00:14:01,317 --> 00:14:03,185 Bingo. Uh, will you excuse us? 414 00:14:03,219 --> 00:14:05,387 Bernice and I are gonna use the ladies' room. Yeah. 415 00:14:05,421 --> 00:14:08,624 Hurry back. Oh, no. 416 00:14:08,658 --> 00:14:10,259 Jake, I can't stop looking at her butt. 417 00:14:10,293 --> 00:14:12,194 Yeah, you are definitely making her uncomfortable. 418 00:14:12,228 --> 00:14:13,862 And this beautiful basketball-loving 419 00:14:13,897 --> 00:14:16,131 die hard fan is tearing down my walls of defenses. 420 00:14:16,166 --> 00:14:17,833 If we find out that she is half-Jewish, 421 00:14:17,867 --> 00:14:19,101 we are all doomed! 422 00:14:19,135 --> 00:14:20,736 I know. I borrowed the waiter's phone 423 00:14:20,770 --> 00:14:22,404 when you weren't looking, and bought me and Vivian 424 00:14:22,438 --> 00:14:23,872 plane tickets to Rome. What? 425 00:14:23,907 --> 00:14:25,240 We leave in two hours. 426 00:14:25,275 --> 00:14:27,042 Terrible itinerary, connect through Vietnam. 427 00:14:27,076 --> 00:14:28,710 All right, just go home. Get out of here and regroup. 428 00:14:28,745 --> 00:14:30,045 I'll take care of everything. 429 00:14:30,079 --> 00:14:32,247 I'll tell 'em it was an emergency. Thank you. 430 00:14:32,282 --> 00:14:33,248 Can you make it a work emergency, 431 00:14:33,283 --> 00:14:34,349 not a bathroom one? 432 00:14:34,384 --> 00:14:35,450 I kinda wanna make IA. 433 00:14:36,820 --> 00:14:38,654 Sarge, you made your point. 434 00:14:38,688 --> 00:14:39,688 We messed up. 435 00:14:39,722 --> 00:14:41,056 But this is a big case, and Hitchcock 436 00:14:41,090 --> 00:14:42,524 and Scully are gonna screw it up. 437 00:14:42,559 --> 00:14:43,859 I'm sure they can handle it. 438 00:14:43,893 --> 00:14:46,261 They have a combined 50 years of experience. 439 00:14:46,296 --> 00:14:47,930 This morning I found Scully's gun 440 00:14:47,964 --> 00:14:49,998 in the freezer, in the frozen yogurt. 441 00:14:50,033 --> 00:14:51,834 I think he was using it as a spoon. 442 00:14:51,868 --> 00:14:54,536 The truth is, I had to give 'em the case. 443 00:14:54,571 --> 00:14:56,271 You insulted super Dan. 444 00:14:56,306 --> 00:14:58,473 He refuses to cooperate with you. 445 00:14:58,508 --> 00:14:59,741 We weren't that bad. 446 00:14:59,776 --> 00:15:01,577 You told him his superpower was being so embarrassing 447 00:15:01,611 --> 00:15:03,478 that people laughed themselves to death. 448 00:15:03,513 --> 00:15:05,147 Yeah. 449 00:15:05,181 --> 00:15:07,850 For those of you who don't know me, 450 00:15:07,884 --> 00:15:09,318 I'm officer Brian Jensen. 451 00:15:10,887 --> 00:15:12,120 Listen to him talk. 452 00:15:12,155 --> 00:15:13,288 He has no gravitas. 453 00:15:13,323 --> 00:15:15,858 Do you know what gravitas sounds like? 454 00:15:15,892 --> 00:15:18,594 Greetings, all. 455 00:15:18,628 --> 00:15:20,729 Details about this organization 456 00:15:20,763 --> 00:15:23,165 should be included in NYPD recruitment literature 457 00:15:23,199 --> 00:15:24,867 and on the website. 458 00:15:24,901 --> 00:15:26,902 He actually has some good ideas. 459 00:15:26,936 --> 00:15:29,338 Maybe you shouldn't be so quick to dismiss him, 460 00:15:29,372 --> 00:15:31,974 like you were with a certain amazing dance troop. 461 00:15:32,008 --> 00:15:33,342 He isn't fit to be president. 462 00:15:33,376 --> 00:15:35,077 He hasn't spent the last 25 years 463 00:15:35,111 --> 00:15:36,745 fighting to build this organization. 464 00:15:36,779 --> 00:15:38,046 Right. Is that bad? 465 00:15:38,081 --> 00:15:42,217 I thought you created agla--naca--macapa 466 00:15:42,252 --> 00:15:44,152 or whatever, so people like him 467 00:15:44,187 --> 00:15:46,221 wouldn't have to go through what you went through. 468 00:15:46,256 --> 00:15:48,290 Isn't it a good thing that Brian Jensen 469 00:15:48,324 --> 00:15:51,059 didn't have to struggle for 25 years 470 00:15:51,094 --> 00:15:52,861 just to get up on this stage? 471 00:15:52,896 --> 00:15:55,097 Thank you all for your time. 472 00:15:55,131 --> 00:15:56,398 I hope you vote for me. 473 00:16:01,437 --> 00:16:04,172 Greetings, all. 474 00:16:04,207 --> 00:16:05,507 You know what the toughest part about 475 00:16:05,541 --> 00:16:08,243 being a gay black police officer is? 476 00:16:08,278 --> 00:16:09,511 The discrimination. 477 00:16:12,081 --> 00:16:13,415 What? 478 00:16:13,449 --> 00:16:15,817 At the very first meeting of the aaglnycpa, 479 00:16:15,852 --> 00:16:18,120 I was elected president unanimously, 480 00:16:18,154 --> 00:16:19,321 because I was the only member 481 00:16:19,355 --> 00:16:20,856 and I voted for myself. 482 00:16:20,890 --> 00:16:23,792 But after 25 years of struggle, 483 00:16:23,826 --> 00:16:25,994 I am no longer the only member. 484 00:16:26,029 --> 00:16:27,963 And lookorward to casting my vote 485 00:16:27,997 --> 00:16:29,264 for someone else. 486 00:16:29,299 --> 00:16:31,033 That is why I withdraw my name 487 00:16:31,067 --> 00:16:34,269 from consideration as president. 488 00:16:34,304 --> 00:16:36,438 Congratulations, Brian. 489 00:16:39,943 --> 00:16:42,177 If you screw this up, I will impeach you. 490 00:16:42,211 --> 00:16:44,613 I wrote the bylaws, so I know how to do it. 491 00:16:44,647 --> 00:16:47,649 But I'm very happy for you. 492 00:16:47,684 --> 00:16:50,686 But I will impeach you, if necessary. 493 00:16:51,821 --> 00:16:53,255 Anyways, Charles wanted me 494 00:16:53,289 --> 00:16:55,123 to reiterate how sorry he is, 495 00:16:55,158 --> 00:16:56,758 but he got an emergency call. 496 00:16:56,793 --> 00:16:59,261 And that is plausible, because we're detectives. 497 00:16:59,295 --> 00:17:00,495 Well, is it a tough case? 498 00:17:00,530 --> 00:17:02,464 'Cause Charlie was acting so weird tonight. 499 00:17:02,498 --> 00:17:05,634 Mm-hmm. Work has been so stressful. 500 00:17:05,668 --> 00:17:08,170 Speaking of, here is your coat. 501 00:17:08,204 --> 00:17:09,538 I've gotta run. 502 00:17:09,572 --> 00:17:10,939 If you wouldn't mind using the back exit, 503 00:17:10,974 --> 00:17:12,174 it'll be much safer. Trust me. 504 00:17:12,208 --> 00:17:15,110 I'm a cop. New York, right? 505 00:17:15,144 --> 00:17:18,347 Charles, what are you doing here? 506 00:17:18,381 --> 00:17:20,015 I'm so close to getting you out of this. 507 00:17:20,049 --> 00:17:21,783 They're putting their coats on. Funny story-- 508 00:17:21,818 --> 00:17:23,352 I was walking home and I passed a pawn shop. 509 00:17:23,386 --> 00:17:24,686 And then I went into a trance. 510 00:17:24,721 --> 00:17:25,954 And now I have this engagement ring. 511 00:17:25,989 --> 00:17:27,689 No, Charles! Well, 512 00:17:27,724 --> 00:17:29,624 I'm gonna go ask Vivian to marry me. Bye. 513 00:17:29,659 --> 00:17:31,493 No, give me that. Jake! 514 00:17:31,527 --> 00:17:32,494 Give that back. 515 00:17:32,528 --> 00:17:33,729 I'm doing this for your own good. 516 00:17:33,763 --> 00:17:35,597 You've gone full Boyle. I'm helping you out. 517 00:17:35,631 --> 00:17:37,199 Give me that ring, or I'm gonna pepper spray you. 518 00:17:37,233 --> 00:17:40,669 Pepper spray me, I will pepper spray you! 519 00:17:40,703 --> 00:17:43,038 Huh? Mm. 520 00:17:43,072 --> 00:17:44,039 No! 521 00:17:50,079 --> 00:17:51,146 Aah! 522 00:17:51,180 --> 00:17:53,582 Crap! Crap! Aah, crap! Crap! Aw, crap! 523 00:17:56,875 --> 00:17:58,542 Hey, buddy. 524 00:17:58,576 --> 00:18:00,311 Got you that fancy coffee you like. 525 00:18:00,345 --> 00:18:01,445 Nah, I don't want it. 526 00:18:01,479 --> 00:18:03,180 Ah, so expensive. 527 00:18:03,214 --> 00:18:04,348 How you holding up? 528 00:18:04,382 --> 00:18:05,916 Well, Jake, I've been better. 529 00:18:05,951 --> 00:18:07,584 Right. Look, I'm sorry 530 00:18:07,619 --> 00:18:09,420 I threw your ring in that boiling pork water. 531 00:18:09,454 --> 00:18:11,722 Yeah. I'm sorry I pepper sprayed you. 532 00:18:11,756 --> 00:18:13,290 I'm sorry I pepper sprayed you. 533 00:18:13,325 --> 00:18:14,959 It burned like hell, right? Yeah. 534 00:18:14,993 --> 00:18:16,026 Thank God for that soda. 535 00:18:18,997 --> 00:18:22,433 Ahh, it's so sticky, but it feels so good. 536 00:18:22,467 --> 00:18:24,001 Ooh, cab. 537 00:18:24,035 --> 00:18:27,237 After you. Yes, sir. 538 00:18:29,007 --> 00:18:30,607 What are you two still doing here? 539 00:18:30,642 --> 00:18:31,809 Isn't your shift over? 540 00:18:31,843 --> 00:18:33,310 There's something we need to take care of. 541 00:18:33,345 --> 00:18:36,347 Oh, super Dan, over here. Thanks for coming. 542 00:18:36,381 --> 00:18:37,881 Great. 543 00:18:37,916 --> 00:18:39,049 You two? 544 00:18:39,084 --> 00:18:40,317 If you guys wanna make fun of me, 545 00:18:40,352 --> 00:18:42,820 just come down to pita paradise like everyone else does. 546 00:18:42,854 --> 00:18:44,221 We need your help. Why? 547 00:18:44,255 --> 00:18:45,522 What happened to Scully and Hitchcock? 548 00:18:45,557 --> 00:18:48,625 They're busy, cleaning Hitchcock's ear. 549 00:18:48,660 --> 00:18:51,662 Yeah. Did you witness any of these men 550 00:18:51,696 --> 00:18:53,030 selling narcotics? 551 00:18:53,064 --> 00:18:54,999 This is so official. 552 00:18:55,033 --> 00:18:57,668 Yeah, this guy, number three. 553 00:18:57,702 --> 00:18:59,036 That's the mope we brought in. 554 00:18:59,070 --> 00:19:00,904 Yeah, okay. 555 00:19:00,939 --> 00:19:02,539 We're gonna need to take your statement. 556 00:19:02,574 --> 00:19:04,575 Spare no detail. Really? 557 00:19:04,609 --> 00:19:06,176 Mm-hmm. Yeah! 558 00:19:06,211 --> 00:19:09,213 Okay, um, all right. 559 00:19:09,247 --> 00:19:11,482 Well, uh, I was driving around my neighborhood 560 00:19:11,516 --> 00:19:13,584 in the "danmobile," which is my bike. 561 00:19:13,618 --> 00:19:15,986 I know what we did wrong. 562 00:19:16,021 --> 00:19:17,921 Ah, should've followed the rules, 563 00:19:17,956 --> 00:19:20,190 but more importantly, we're supposed 564 00:19:20,225 --> 00:19:22,292 to help out everyone, no matter what. 565 00:19:22,327 --> 00:19:23,694 That's right. 566 00:19:23,728 --> 00:19:25,462 Nice work on the arrest. 567 00:19:25,497 --> 00:19:27,431 I got vaccinated that year, 568 00:19:27,465 --> 00:19:29,233 but then I still got the flu. 569 00:19:29,267 --> 00:19:31,201 Whoa. 570 00:19:31,236 --> 00:19:32,736 Don't be bummed, man. 571 00:19:32,771 --> 00:19:34,905 It's gonna be okay. No, it isn't. 572 00:19:34,939 --> 00:19:37,107 You can't be with me every minute of every day. 573 00:19:37,142 --> 00:19:39,009 I'm in love with this woman, for real. 574 00:19:39,044 --> 00:19:41,111 And I'm gonna go full Boyle and scare her off. 575 00:19:41,146 --> 00:19:43,280 No, we can figure this out, all right? 576 00:19:43,314 --> 00:19:44,915 I still got your phone, so you're good there-- 577 00:19:44,949 --> 00:19:45,983 hey, hey, hey, hey. 578 00:19:46,017 --> 00:19:47,718 I think we're gonna get robbed. 579 00:19:47,752 --> 00:19:48,919 I need to pull over. 580 00:19:48,953 --> 00:19:52,289 Flat tire. 581 00:19:52,323 --> 00:19:53,557 Give me your wallets. 582 00:19:53,591 --> 00:19:55,692 NYPD, you're under arrest for armed robbery! 583 00:19:55,727 --> 00:19:57,094 A little to the left, Charles. 584 00:19:57,128 --> 00:20:00,164 Yeah, I'm still not seeing great because of the pepper spray. 585 00:20:01,733 --> 00:20:04,368 Hey, cab driver's in the interrogation room. 586 00:20:04,402 --> 00:20:07,037 You ready? Let's do it. 587 00:20:07,072 --> 00:20:09,139 Oh, no, what's this? 588 00:20:09,174 --> 00:20:11,275 What is this? 589 00:20:11,309 --> 00:20:12,376 I checked your phone. 590 00:20:12,410 --> 00:20:13,444 There were a hundred texts from Vivian, 591 00:20:13,478 --> 00:20:14,478 worried about you, 592 00:20:14,512 --> 00:20:16,113 a selfie that I can never unsee, 593 00:20:16,147 --> 00:20:17,648 and dozens of voice mails. 594 00:20:18,950 --> 00:20:20,584 Hey, chucklebunny, it's me. 595 00:20:20,618 --> 00:20:21,618 You disappeared last night. 596 00:20:21,653 --> 00:20:23,253 And you were acting weird. 597 00:20:23,288 --> 00:20:25,222 And I'm worried it's because I'm moving too fast. 598 00:20:25,256 --> 00:20:26,990 I really wanna see you. 599 00:20:27,025 --> 00:20:28,158 And I know it's 3:00 A.M., 600 00:20:28,193 --> 00:20:29,726 but we should feed each other falafel 601 00:20:29,761 --> 00:20:31,195 in our underwear-- okay. 602 00:20:32,230 --> 00:20:33,530 I know it when I hear it. 603 00:20:33,565 --> 00:20:34,798 She's full Boyle. 604 00:20:34,833 --> 00:20:36,033 Full Boyle for Boyle. 605 00:20:36,067 --> 00:20:37,501 I took the liberty of texting her, 606 00:20:37,535 --> 00:20:38,969 and telling her to come meet you here. 607 00:20:39,003 --> 00:20:41,338 I thought you might wanna give her this, 608 00:20:41,372 --> 00:20:43,340 or something considerably nicer. 609 00:20:43,374 --> 00:20:44,675 That is definitely not platinum. 610 00:20:44,709 --> 00:20:46,343 You really think this is a good idea? 611 00:20:46,377 --> 00:20:47,811 Buddy, I honestly don't know, 612 00:20:47,846 --> 00:20:49,746 but you're definitely not gonna scare her off. 613 00:20:49,781 --> 00:20:51,748 I say do whatever makes you happiest. 614 00:20:51,783 --> 00:20:52,850 Jakey, you're the best. 615 00:20:52,884 --> 00:20:54,318 Ahh. 616 00:20:54,352 --> 00:20:56,320 Your body is trembling like a leaf. 617 00:20:56,354 --> 00:20:59,623 I'm so excited. 618 00:20:59,657 --> 00:21:00,991 Yes! Yes? 619 00:21:01,025 --> 00:21:02,326 Yes! 620 00:21:02,360 --> 00:21:03,660 Aww. 621 00:21:03,695 --> 00:21:06,396 Charles is engaged. 622 00:21:06,431 --> 00:21:08,699 You handled this really well, peralta. 623 00:21:08,733 --> 00:21:11,034 I take back what I said about you being immature. 624 00:21:11,069 --> 00:21:13,637 Oh, apology accepted, fart monster. 625 00:21:13,671 --> 00:21:15,672 Okay. 626 00:21:15,707 --> 00:21:17,007 Ohh. Oh, no. 627 00:21:17,041 --> 00:21:18,242 Oh, boy. Okay. 628 00:21:18,276 --> 00:21:20,344 Yeah, this is turning into a live sex show. 629 00:21:20,378 --> 00:21:21,712 Yeah, let's go. Oh, no. 630 00:21:21,746 --> 00:21:22,980 I wasn't saying it in a bad way. 631 00:21:23,014 --> 00:21:24,214 Jake! Yep. 632 00:21:26,484 --> 00:21:27,451 Although they can't see us. 633 00:21:27,485 --> 00:21:28,752 - Jake! - Yep. 634 00:21:28,753 --> 00:21:32,253 Sync and corrections by parlobrito www.addic7ed.com