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- Happy Turkey Day.
- Yes! Right out of the gate.
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What?
What's going on?
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We're playing Boyle Bingo,
Thanksgiving edition.
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Everyone filled out their cards with
possible Charles-related scenarios.
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First to bingo
get 100 bucks.
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I had "Boyle calls it 'Turkey Day'"
on the center square.
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"Boyle explains that they ate
lobsters at the first Thanksgiving."
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They did. Back in that time,
they called lobsters "ocean bugs."
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- And... I'll just mark it off for you.
- I think got the winning card here.
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Boyle tells us that he played
Pocahontas in his third grade play.
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All the girls were too big.
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This is a fun one... "Boyle says,
'Gobble, gobble, gobble.'"
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Well, now that I know
you want me to say that,
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I'll just say it
with two gobbles.
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Gobble, gobble...
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Gobble. God, it just
sounds right that way.
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Ugh. I don't like
this game.
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Ha! "Boyle objects
to Boyle Bingo."
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- Come on, guys.
- Boyle says, "Come on, guys."
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That's two for Terry.
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Well, guess what.
I can spoil your little game
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by sitting over here quietly
all day and doing nothing.
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- Oh!
- Aah!
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Anybody have "Boyle falls
on the floor?"
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- (Jake) No one?
- That's a victory.
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That's a victory for Boyle.
Boom!
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(All)
Boyle says, "Boom!"
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[Upbeat music]
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♪
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Season 1, Episode 10
"Thanksgiving"
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Synced by P2Pfiend & Reef
www.addic7ed.com
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(Jake) Check it out, chair jockeys.
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While you were busy tickling the ivories
on your computers, I was doing a bust.
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Cocaine!
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Thanks, Lucius.
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He ran, I pursued.
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Whole thing turned into
an awesome car chase.
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[Tense music]
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- Aah.
- NYPD!
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[Grunts]
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[Tires screeching]
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Come on.
Move, move, move.
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Hey there, criminal.
It's me, Johnny Law.
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Well, at least
you're done early,
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so you have time to go home and
change for my Thanksgiving dinner.
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Ugh. Why do we have
to dress up for Thanksgiving.
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I don't even
celebrate that stuff.
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The whole holiday is
based on overeating.
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We should be wearing
velvet track suits and diapers.
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Jacket and tie.
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Rosa's even wearing
her formal leather jacket.
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It's the one without
any blood on it.
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You're gonna dress up,
and you're gonna
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give a toast about
what you're thankful for.
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Start preparing.
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Oh, I prefer not
to prepare for my toasts.
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I just wing 'em
like scat jazz.
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[Imitates jazz]
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- Are we singing?
- No, no, no, no.
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[Singing opera]
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OK... That's nice.
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You don't have to...
[Singing opera]
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[Whispering] I'm not
dressing up for your party.
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[Singing opera]
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Damn it, Boyle.
You left the fridge open.
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The door couldn't shut
because of your empty pizza box.
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Pizza? Please. This is a butternut
squash and truffle butter flatbread.
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Everything's spoiled.
My lunch is ruined.
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My chicken, my potatoes,
my pasta, my meatballs,
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ham, my yogurt.
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- Wow, that's a lot of yogurt.
- I love yogurt.
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So this is your lunch
for, like, the month?
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I need to eat 10,000 calories a day
to maintain muscle mass.
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My wife made me all of this before
she left town with the kids.
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That was everything
in my fridge.
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- Scully.
- Hey-a, Sarge.
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I know you got a secret stash
of food hidden somewhere.
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- Oh, no.
- Where is it?
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- No, I don't.
- Is it in your pockets?
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Oh, come on.
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I'm gonna shake it out of your pockets.
Turn around.
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Sarge. [Grunts] Sarge!
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Go limp, Scully.
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[Grunts] This is fun.
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Release your sweets.
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Can I help you,
Santiago?
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Oh, Captain, didn't
expect to see you there.
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In my office?
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So, I just wanted
to make sure that
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you knew about the Thanksgiving dinner
I'm hosting for the squad after work.
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Yes, I received your "Save the date"
decorative gourd,
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your ornamental cornucopia,
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and this beautiful handcrafted card
of a turkey wearing a top hat.
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- It's a pilgrim's hat.
- Where's the buckle, Santiago?
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The buckle.
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My husband's out of town for work,
so of course I will attend your dinner.
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Cool. Whatever.
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Yeah, don't worry about it,
either way.
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It's not a big deal.
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- [Whispers] Yes!
- Why so excited?
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Did you make the cover of
"Hair Pulled Back" magazine?
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The captain is coming
to my party.
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I'm gonna give a toast, tell him how
thankful I am to have him in the precinct,
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and officially ask him
to be my mentor.
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Wait, are you only hosting dinner
because you wanna suck up to Holt?
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Not cool. This was supposed
to be about friendship.
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You said you were only coming to see if
my apartment was the reason I was single,
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or if it was my personality,
like you suspected.
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Yeah, but that was before I knew
I could get up on this high horse.
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Love the view up here.
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Clip clop, clip clop,
clip clop.
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Same to you, Your Honor.
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- Oh, what judge were you talking to?
- That was my mother.
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You call your mom
"Your Honor"?
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She's a federal judge
in the Ninth Circuit.
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- What else would I call her?
- Yeah, okay.
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Captain, paperwork is
all done on that drug bust.
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- What else you got for me?
- Nothing. All open cases are assigned.
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Come on, there's gotta be
something I can investigate.
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No, there's nothing.
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All right, well, when there's nothing,
there's nothing, you know? What can you...
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Whoa!
Who did that?
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Don't worry, sir. I will stay
here all night figuring this out.
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I know what you're
up to here, Peralta.
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Damn straight. I'm trying to catch
the mad paper scatterer.
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You want an excuse to skip
Santiago's Thanksgiving dinner,
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because for some reason,
you refuse
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to celebrate this holiday
like a normal person.
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Fine. You're right. I wanna do
what I do every year -
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Sit at home, watch football,
and eat mayo nut spoonsies.
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Those are spoonfuls of mayo,
sprinkled with peanuts.
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That's revolting.
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Maybe so, but it's what
I invented when I was six
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because my mom was working,
so I had to make dinner for myself.
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My sad story
trumps your insult.
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Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake!
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(Both)
Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake!
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Thank you, Boyle.
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If a case opens up,
it's yours.
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But if not, you will be at Santiago's
as a professional courtesy. Dismissed.
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From what?
I thought we were just chatting.
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We never chat anymore.
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Oh, my God, Amy, that's so cool that
you still live with your grandmother.
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I live alone.
This is my stuff.
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- I like quilts.
- Stop. Each sentence is getting sadder.
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It looks like you live
on the set of Murder, She Wrote.
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Well, I gotta say, it's not as bad
as I thought it would be.
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I mean, the football game's not on,
so I can still watch it later at home.
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And it's kind of cool to visit a time
before electricity was invented.
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I have to practice my toast.
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- God, how long is that?
- Eight pages.
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- Single-spaced?
- Double-sided.
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- Santiago style.
- Mm-hmm.
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Hey, excuse me.
Can we please eat?
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My body is starting
to digest itself.
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Terry needs nutrients.
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No eating until
the captain gets here.
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- Okay? Sorry.
- Don't apologize.
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I'd rather spend Thanksgiving
at your house than with my sister.
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"Things you find
a the beach."
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- For "S", I had seagull.
- Good one, Diana!
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- Ice cream break.
- Yay!
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Yay.
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It's so pleasant and boring.
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But, Holt, at your house,
surrounded by these idiots?
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Guaranteed train wreck.
Thanks for the invite.
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[Doorbell chimes]
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He's here! Okay, he's here, everybody.
Be cool.
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Hitchcock, why do you
have your shirt off?
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Can't spill food on your shirt
if you're not wearing one.
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What...
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- Captain Holt.
- Happy Thanksgiving.
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Your apartment was
very easy to locate.
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Thank you so much.
You look beautiful.
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Weirdest conversation ever.
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Nice work, you two.
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Before we eat,
I'd like everyone
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to go around and say what
they're thankful for this year.
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[Sighs]
Fine, I'll go first.
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I am thankful that Thanksgiving
only comes once a year.
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People stuff themselves,
and then at midnight they
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run to appliance stores
and trample each other to death.
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It's a garbage holiday.
[Sniffles]
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I'm sorry, I just get emotional when
I talk about how bogus Thanksgiving is.
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I'll just go.
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- I actually prepared a little something.
- You did?
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When I was a little girl,
playing cops and robbers...
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[cell phone ringing]
Excuse me.
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Please.
Continue, Santiago.
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- Or I could wait.
- No waiting, just toasting.
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I want you to toast.
Now I wanna eat toast.
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- Give me some toast!
- (Holt) OK, I'll be right there.
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- I have to head back to the precinct.
- No. Why?
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Someone stole $10,000
from the evidence lockup.
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Yes!
Oh, awesome.
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- Why is that awesome?
- It's a case.
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You said I could
hop on any case that came up.
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It's a Thanksgiving miracle.
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Have fun, you guys.
Let's roll!
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You'd think that one place money
would be safe is a police station.
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(Jake) I hear that.
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Remember when Santiago
called you beautiful?
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Yes, that was odd.
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We need to get this money
back, the exact bills,
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so the commissioner's office
won't make our lives hell.
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What is this?
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(Jake)
Uh, this is Terry dancing.
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People do the weirdest stuff
in the evidence lockup
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when they think
no one's watching.
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Fast forward, fast forward,
fast forward.
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Wait, wait, wait. Stop, stop, stop.
(Jake) Okay, so here's our money.
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Fast forward.
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(Jake) Hold it,
hold it, go back.
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There's our guy.
Got him.
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Okay, we should start
by checking all the perps
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that were released
from holding today.
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- Good idea.
- And if's none of them,
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we may miss Santiago's
altogether.
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Thanksgiving is dead!
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Santiago, can we please,
please just eat?
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What if captain Holt
and Jake are coming back?
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Hang on.
I have a toast.
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I am thankful to have someone
in my life
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who gives me a reason
to get out of bed every morning.
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And I hope that my relationship
with this person
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will only grow more intimate.
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Who are you talking about?
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Um, Hitchcock.
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OK, enough is enough.
I'm eatin'.
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[Grunts]
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What's in these?
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Potatoes, butter,
a little milk.
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Oh, and I ran out of salt,
so I used baking soda.
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Why wouldn't you?
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They're both white powders.
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Of course they're
interchangeable.
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Yeah.
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[Grunts]
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00:09:39,029 --> 00:09:40,829
There were two men
released from holding today
240
00:09:40,864 --> 00:09:43,599
that were the right height and weight
to be our thief on the security footage.
241
00:09:43,633 --> 00:09:45,467
Even if it is one of them,
how will we know?
242
00:09:45,502 --> 00:09:47,383
Easy. The guy on the footage
was left-handed.
243
00:09:47,384 --> 00:09:49,767
We just give all of our suspects
some made-up form to sign,
244
00:09:49,768 --> 00:09:51,273
and see which hand they use.
245
00:09:51,307 --> 00:09:53,621
All right, amigo.
246
00:09:54,145 --> 00:09:55,678
Punch it.
247
00:09:58,783 --> 00:10:01,798
Good. Did that.
Now punch it.
248
00:10:02,720 --> 00:10:06,813
Uh-huh. Safety first.
Punch it!
249
00:10:09,327 --> 00:10:11,795
Okay, see, now I just feel like
you're messing with...
250
00:10:13,531 --> 00:10:16,233
- Anyone want seconds?
- Can't. I'm so stuffed.
251
00:10:16,267 --> 00:10:20,103
- (Scully) Amy, the toilet's overflowing.
- What? Ew!
252
00:10:20,138 --> 00:10:21,872
Scully, what did you do?
253
00:10:21,906 --> 00:10:24,808
- And the night gets worse better.
- I didn't do it.
254
00:10:24,842 --> 00:10:26,643
Although, I understand
why you suspect me.
255
00:10:26,677 --> 00:10:28,628
Well, then who clogged it?
256
00:10:31,549 --> 00:10:32,783
[Flushes]
257
00:10:34,252 --> 00:10:36,520
So none of you ate anything?
258
00:10:36,555 --> 00:10:38,656
Terry, you said
you ate the whole turkey.
259
00:10:38,690 --> 00:10:39,890
Toilet.
260
00:10:42,827 --> 00:10:45,361
I ate one string bean.
It tasted like fish vomit.
261
00:10:45,396 --> 00:10:48,297
- That was it for me.
- But I'm a good cook.
262
00:10:48,331 --> 00:10:50,566
You all ate those brownies
I brought in last week.
263
00:10:50,600 --> 00:10:53,235
- I thought they were erasers.
- Charles said he loved them.
264
00:10:53,269 --> 00:10:55,804
I'm a textbook people-pleaser.
I have a serious problem.
265
00:10:55,838 --> 00:10:58,874
This was great though.
You must be so proud.
266
00:10:58,933 --> 00:11:00,788
Yeah, Thanksgiving's over.
267
00:11:00,823 --> 00:11:03,758
Everybody go home. We're just...
We're done hanging out together.
268
00:11:03,792 --> 00:11:06,931
I-I'm not done hanging out. Let's go
to the bar, they serve food there.
269
00:11:06,932 --> 00:11:09,264
- That's a great idea.
- Oh, look at that.
270
00:11:09,298 --> 00:11:11,065
"Boyle saves Thanksgiving."
271
00:11:11,100 --> 00:11:12,534
- Does it really say that?
- No.
272
00:11:12,568 --> 00:11:14,803
But it does say,
"Boyle believes obvious lie."
273
00:11:14,870 --> 00:11:16,504
Damn it.
274
00:11:16,538 --> 00:11:18,072
So what's our strategy here?
275
00:11:18,106 --> 00:11:20,307
I'm thinking maybe we could
do the whole thing in character.
276
00:11:20,341 --> 00:11:22,275
I'll play
detective Bart Barley...
277
00:11:22,310 --> 00:11:24,878
Tightly wound, hates
violence against animals.
278
00:11:24,879 --> 00:11:27,212
And you're my partner,
Gerald Jimes...
279
00:11:27,213 --> 00:11:29,950
A man who solved every crime,
but one...
280
00:11:29,951 --> 00:11:33,174
- The murder of his wife.
- Peralta, take this seriously.
281
00:11:33,196 --> 00:11:35,631
I am. As seriously
as you're taking the search
282
00:11:35,632 --> 00:11:37,524
for the man
who killed Jane Jimes.
283
00:11:37,558 --> 00:11:40,326
Your only clue?
He wore a yellow sweater.
284
00:11:40,360 --> 00:11:41,694
Eh?
285
00:11:41,728 --> 00:11:44,361
You're considering it.
Let's get in there.
286
00:11:45,031 --> 00:11:47,054
NYPD.
[Knocks]
287
00:11:47,668 --> 00:11:50,057
What's going on? I'm right
in the middle of carving turkey.
288
00:11:50,058 --> 00:11:52,251
(Jake) I'm vegetarian.
Eating meat is murder.
289
00:11:52,252 --> 00:11:55,175
- I hate violence against animals.
- Bup, bup, bup, bup.
290
00:11:55,209 --> 00:11:59,742
We overlooked our release form we were
supposed to have you sign. We apologize.
291
00:12:00,515 --> 00:12:03,116
Yeah, he's really right-handed.
Let's go.
292
00:12:03,150 --> 00:12:04,417
♪ Look out, bad guys
293
00:12:04,451 --> 00:12:06,185
♪ it's Barley and Jimes
294
00:12:06,220 --> 00:12:08,688
♪ Barley and Jimes
are on the case ♪
295
00:12:08,723 --> 00:12:11,393
Please refrain
from make believe this time.
296
00:12:11,394 --> 00:12:13,503
Fine.
[Knocks]
297
00:12:13,678 --> 00:12:17,098
Evening, ma'am. NYPD.
Barley and Jimes.
298
00:12:17,132 --> 00:12:20,601
- We're looking for Donny Romano.
- Ugh. Come in.
299
00:12:20,636 --> 00:12:23,804
Donny, what'd you do?
Cops are here.
300
00:12:23,839 --> 00:12:25,306
Aww.
301
00:12:25,340 --> 00:12:27,091
What do you guys want?
302
00:12:27,092 --> 00:12:28,709
Sorry to bother you, sir,
my partner here
303
00:12:28,744 --> 00:12:30,334
forgot about a form
we need you to sign.
304
00:12:30,335 --> 00:12:32,273
What's happening, Donny?
What'd you do?
305
00:12:32,281 --> 00:12:34,598
I didn't do anything.
It's not my fault.
306
00:12:34,627 --> 00:12:37,229
- Same old story. It's never you, is it?
- What did Donny do?
307
00:12:37,255 --> 00:12:39,130
I swear, ma, I don't know
what this is about.
308
00:12:39,164 --> 00:12:42,200
- Why won't you ever believe me?
- 'Cause I raised a liar.
309
00:12:42,234 --> 00:12:44,235
- You lie.
- Shut up, ma.
310
00:12:44,270 --> 00:12:45,537
Hey, don't
talk to ma like that.
311
00:12:45,571 --> 00:12:47,539
Don't you tell me
what to do, Louie!
312
00:12:47,573 --> 00:12:48,773
Excuse me.
313
00:12:48,774 --> 00:12:49,774
- Hey!
- Not the rolls!
314
00:12:49,808 --> 00:12:51,042
George, do something.
315
00:12:51,076 --> 00:12:52,743
Excuse me, if...
316
00:12:52,778 --> 00:12:54,112
[overlapping arguing]
317
00:12:54,146 --> 00:12:55,647
You know,
you're gonna get hurt.
318
00:12:55,681 --> 00:12:56,915
- Get off now.
- Get off.
319
00:12:56,949 --> 00:12:59,651
My wife was murdered by a man
in a yellow sweater!
320
00:13:00,130 --> 00:13:03,528
It's the one case
I can't solve.
321
00:13:04,201 --> 00:13:05,435
Don't fight with family.
322
00:13:05,657 --> 00:13:08,926
It can all go away
so quickly.
323
00:13:08,961 --> 00:13:10,628
Sign this?
324
00:13:15,871 --> 00:13:18,738
(Jake) That's a hell of a breakthrough,
Jimes. I'm proud of you.
325
00:13:18,772 --> 00:13:22,008
Also, we just
caught our man.
326
00:13:22,042 --> 00:13:24,810
- He signed with his right hand.
- That's right, he did.
327
00:13:24,845 --> 00:13:26,245
But he didn't do it.
328
00:13:26,280 --> 00:13:27,846
- He did.
- What?
329
00:13:27,847 --> 00:13:30,616
Couldn't help but notice you throwing
those rolls with your left hand, boss.
330
00:13:30,650 --> 00:13:33,869
Not mention, this hoodie matches
our security footage exactly.
331
00:13:34,171 --> 00:13:35,722
You stole that money
when you came in to pick up
332
00:13:35,756 --> 00:13:37,324
your brother from holding
today, didn't you?
333
00:13:37,359 --> 00:13:39,327
- Damn it.
- Nice work, Peralta.
334
00:13:39,361 --> 00:13:41,829
- So where's the money now?
- It's not here, all right?
335
00:13:41,863 --> 00:13:42,863
I bet it all
on the football game.
336
00:13:42,897 --> 00:13:44,298
- My bookie has it.
- Yes!
337
00:13:44,332 --> 00:13:45,466
The case continues.
338
00:13:45,500 --> 00:13:48,836
- This is not good.
- Right. Sorry, Jimes.
339
00:13:48,870 --> 00:13:51,772
His father was murdered
by a bookie.
340
00:13:51,806 --> 00:13:53,807
I know you miss him.
341
00:13:56,462 --> 00:13:59,922
Our perp says the bookie operates
out of a hidden back room.
342
00:14:00,427 --> 00:14:02,228
- Try to blend in.
- Good idea.
343
00:14:02,229 --> 00:14:05,735
I'll just age myself 60 years,
become Chinese and female.
344
00:14:05,736 --> 00:14:07,571
Here we go. Whoosh.
345
00:14:07,751 --> 00:14:09,585
- Did it work?
- $10 to play.
346
00:14:09,620 --> 00:14:13,023
- Oh, we're just looking around.
- $40 just to look around.
347
00:14:13,058 --> 00:14:15,760
- All right, we'll play.
- $15 to play.
348
00:14:15,794 --> 00:14:17,195
All right.
349
00:14:18,697 --> 00:14:21,967
- Tommy, can we order some food?
- The cook's gone. I sent him home.
350
00:14:21,968 --> 00:14:24,359
- Do you have any more of these pretzels?
- Sure.
351
00:14:27,816 --> 00:14:30,493
- I'm gonna call the cook.
- Smart. Good call.
352
00:14:31,586 --> 00:14:33,487
Hey, rough night?
353
00:14:33,522 --> 00:14:36,624
Yeah, it certainly hasn't
gone according to plan.
354
00:14:36,658 --> 00:14:38,126
Aw, no. Aw, Amy,
355
00:14:38,160 --> 00:14:40,461
I was ordering a drink
called "A Rough Night."
356
00:14:40,495 --> 00:14:43,063
It's tequila
with a nicotine patch.
357
00:14:43,098 --> 00:14:44,832
Right.
358
00:14:44,866 --> 00:14:47,067
How do I get Holt
to pay attention to me?
359
00:14:47,102 --> 00:14:49,203
He sure spends a lot
of time on Peralta.
360
00:14:49,237 --> 00:14:52,239
Maybe I should start
screwing up, like Jake does.
361
00:14:52,273 --> 00:14:55,075
- I can act out too, you know?
- Please do.
362
00:14:55,110 --> 00:14:57,678
Okay. Watch this.
363
00:15:00,382 --> 00:15:03,251
[Glass shattering]
364
00:15:03,285 --> 00:15:04,318
Oops.
365
00:15:04,353 --> 00:15:06,855
Out...
All of you.
366
00:15:06,889 --> 00:15:09,124
- But the cook is coming back.
- Out!
367
00:15:10,873 --> 00:15:12,640
Fine!
368
00:15:13,128 --> 00:15:14,628
But I'm taking these olives.
369
00:15:14,663 --> 00:15:16,630
[Sighs]
370
00:15:17,686 --> 00:15:19,821
Sorry.
Happy Turkey Day.
371
00:15:23,004 --> 00:15:24,204
[Speaking Chinese]
372
00:15:24,206 --> 00:15:25,672
Ah.
373
00:15:25,707 --> 00:15:27,608
I think I'm getting
the hang of this.
374
00:15:27,642 --> 00:15:31,078
These tiles are either
game pieces or candy.
375
00:15:31,113 --> 00:15:33,430
Game pieces. Here we go.
376
00:15:33,494 --> 00:15:36,763
[Overlapping chatter]
377
00:15:36,764 --> 00:15:38,549
I think I just won.
378
00:15:38,795 --> 00:15:41,643
The guy by the bathroom seems very
interested in the commotion you just made.
379
00:15:41,677 --> 00:15:44,212
Yeah, and he's been waiting
for the toilet since we got here.
380
00:15:44,246 --> 00:15:46,547
Ten-to-one that's not a bathroom,
and he's a lookout.
381
00:15:46,581 --> 00:15:48,779
- Let's go.
- You got it.
382
00:15:48,780 --> 00:15:50,918
Ahh, I'm gonna just cash out.
383
00:15:50,952 --> 00:15:52,687
[Speaking Chinese]
384
00:15:54,990 --> 00:15:59,099
- There is nothing here.
- Don't worry, guys, I found food.
385
00:15:59,422 --> 00:16:01,556
Are you eating
packing peanuts?
386
00:16:01,998 --> 00:16:04,733
Okay, I do keep a secret stash
of food in the office.
387
00:16:04,767 --> 00:16:06,663
I knew it!
Where?
388
00:16:06,664 --> 00:16:08,203
[Screams] Where?
389
00:16:08,818 --> 00:16:11,472
- Sarge, am I too heavy?
- No. Where is it?
390
00:16:11,507 --> 00:16:14,275
- There, the one with the water stain.
- There's a lot of food up there?
391
00:16:14,310 --> 00:16:16,911
Yeah, it's a smorgasbord.
392
00:16:16,946 --> 00:16:22,451
[All screaming]
393
00:16:25,254 --> 00:16:27,189
- I think the rats got to it.
- You think?
394
00:16:27,223 --> 00:16:29,091
This is the greatest thing
that's ever happened.
395
00:16:29,125 --> 00:16:30,492
Okay, it's over.
396
00:16:30,526 --> 00:16:32,360
Thanksgiving time of death:
Now.
397
00:16:32,395 --> 00:16:35,042
No, this will not
be our Thanksgiving.
398
00:16:35,043 --> 00:16:36,610
All right,
you all wait here.
399
00:16:36,644 --> 00:16:39,146
Give me an hour.
Terry, to the door.
400
00:16:39,180 --> 00:16:40,514
I'm just gonna
put you down, man.
401
00:16:40,548 --> 00:16:42,776
Yeah, totally. That makes sense.
That makes sense.
402
00:16:42,784 --> 00:16:44,351
Hey, there.
Bathroom?
403
00:16:44,386 --> 00:16:46,120
There's another one upstairs,
over there.
404
00:16:46,154 --> 00:16:49,124
Aah. Oh!
[Grunts]
405
00:16:51,761 --> 00:16:53,962
Oh. Never mind.
Let's go.
406
00:16:53,996 --> 00:16:55,764
- What, it's really a bathroom?
- No, no, no.
407
00:16:55,798 --> 00:16:57,832
There's tons of illegal stuff
happening in there.
408
00:16:57,866 --> 00:17:00,367
But they're watching the football
game and I DVR'd it.
409
00:17:00,402 --> 00:17:02,550
- I don't wanna see the score.
- What?
410
00:17:02,559 --> 00:17:04,660
Okay, fine.
We'll go get the stolen money.
411
00:17:04,694 --> 00:17:05,894
NYPD. Freeze.
412
00:17:05,929 --> 00:17:07,496
Change the channel
and then freeze.
413
00:17:07,531 --> 00:17:10,165
Put it down!
414
00:17:10,200 --> 00:17:11,500
(Holt) Put it down,
put it down.
415
00:17:11,534 --> 00:17:14,169
This is a weird request, but
will you switch places with me?
416
00:17:14,204 --> 00:17:15,557
I really don't wanna
see the score.
417
00:17:15,558 --> 00:17:20,676
[Both grunting]
418
00:17:20,710 --> 00:17:24,246
Oh, yeah. Thank you.
That's so much better. Oh!
419
00:17:24,280 --> 00:17:27,349
Why are there
so many TVs in here?
420
00:17:27,384 --> 00:17:28,584
Thank you.
421
00:17:28,618 --> 00:17:31,387
The money was still in the bookie's safe.
All the numbers match.
422
00:17:31,421 --> 00:17:34,390
- Let's head back to Santiago's party.
- Ah, no thanks.
423
00:17:34,424 --> 00:17:36,654
I think I'm gonna head home
and watch the football game,
424
00:17:36,655 --> 00:17:38,704
which was ruined for me!
425
00:17:38,705 --> 00:17:40,497
What's your problem
with celebrating Thanksgiving?
426
00:17:40,531 --> 00:17:42,778
It's a sucky holiday.
It's always sucked.
427
00:17:42,779 --> 00:17:46,347
My mom worked. My dad was gone.
And I sat at home, watching football.
428
00:17:46,382 --> 00:17:48,016
Look, Jake.
429
00:17:48,050 --> 00:17:50,385
I came from
a very formal family.
430
00:17:50,419 --> 00:17:52,820
My parents were not
especially affectionate.
431
00:17:52,854 --> 00:17:55,219
Really? "Your Honor"
wasn't a big snuggler?
432
00:17:55,220 --> 00:17:58,794
But the beauty of being an adult
is that you can make a new family
433
00:17:58,828 --> 00:18:00,606
with new traditions.
434
00:18:00,863 --> 00:18:03,342
Well, that's nice, captain, but
I don't have a new family yet,
435
00:18:03,343 --> 00:18:06,835
so I guess I'm stuck with
my awesome old traditions.
436
00:18:06,869 --> 00:18:09,637
Okay. I'll tell the squad
you couldn't make it.
437
00:18:09,671 --> 00:18:10,771
Thank you.
438
00:18:10,805 --> 00:18:12,739
Before you go,
can I borrow some money?
439
00:18:12,774 --> 00:18:15,075
I'm getting some pretty serious
vibes from Wendy over there,
440
00:18:15,110 --> 00:18:17,945
and I'd like to take her
someplace special.
441
00:18:22,884 --> 00:18:25,486
Hey. What are y'all
doing here?
442
00:18:25,521 --> 00:18:27,822
Amy broke everything and
got us kicked out of the bar.
443
00:18:27,856 --> 00:18:30,892
Then we got attacked by rats.
It's the best Thanksgiving ever.
444
00:18:30,926 --> 00:18:32,755
Fascinating.
445
00:18:32,756 --> 00:18:35,864
Happy Turkey Day.
Right through there, gentlemen.
446
00:18:35,898 --> 00:18:37,231
Not a lot of places
are open,
447
00:18:37,266 --> 00:18:40,635
so this will be a multiethnic,
nontraditional Thanksgiving.
448
00:18:40,669 --> 00:18:43,764
(Charles) It's a real culinary challenge.
Give me 15 minutes, and then we feast.
449
00:18:43,765 --> 00:18:44,888
Make it five.
450
00:18:44,889 --> 00:18:47,141
You eat with your eyes,
so the plating alone...
451
00:18:47,175 --> 00:18:49,577
[screams] Five, Boyle!
452
00:18:53,214 --> 00:18:54,347
- Captain?
- Hm?
453
00:18:54,382 --> 00:18:55,682
I wanna tell you something.
454
00:18:55,716 --> 00:18:58,084
I think you're...
455
00:18:58,119 --> 00:18:59,986
Like, when I was
a little girl...
456
00:19:00,021 --> 00:19:02,555
You think I'm like
when you were a little girl?
457
00:19:02,590 --> 00:19:06,050
- Forget it. The moment's passed.
- Is this about your toast?
458
00:19:06,961 --> 00:19:09,254
- How'd you get that?
- Gina gave it to me.
459
00:19:09,255 --> 00:19:10,555
It's very well-written.
460
00:19:10,589 --> 00:19:14,254
There are several compelling anecdotes.
The fonts suit the tone.
461
00:19:14,255 --> 00:19:15,655
Good work.
462
00:19:16,528 --> 00:19:19,730
I do feel, however, the word choice
could've been improved in spots.
463
00:19:19,765 --> 00:19:23,767
I marked them "Awk"
for "Awkward."
464
00:19:28,327 --> 00:19:30,262
That was the best thing
anyone's ever said to me.
465
00:19:30,296 --> 00:19:32,331
"I marked them 'Awk'
for 'Awkward'?"
466
00:19:32,365 --> 00:19:35,157
It's advice.
He's mentoring me.
467
00:19:35,256 --> 00:19:37,224
Yes!
468
00:19:37,837 --> 00:19:41,005
So this is kind of a play on your
typical Thanksgiving dinner.
469
00:19:41,040 --> 00:19:45,010
For turkey, we have the Peking duck
with a veggie samosa stuffing.
470
00:19:45,044 --> 00:19:49,614
(Charles) The potatoes are the empanadas
with an Ethiopian lentil stew gravy.
471
00:19:49,649 --> 00:19:52,283
And for dessert,
some seasonal gelatin cups.
472
00:19:52,317 --> 00:19:53,550
Okay, I ran out of money.
473
00:19:53,585 --> 00:19:55,119
They're from when Hitchcock
got his colonoscopy.
474
00:19:55,153 --> 00:19:56,687
Bon appétit.
475
00:19:56,721 --> 00:19:57,921
I'm here, I'm here.
476
00:19:57,922 --> 00:19:59,156
[All cheer]
477
00:19:59,190 --> 00:20:01,358
Finally something
to actually be thankful for.
478
00:20:01,392 --> 00:20:04,061
- What are you wearing?
- Santiago said to dress up, so...
479
00:20:04,095 --> 00:20:05,729
Well, you look beautiful.
480
00:20:05,764 --> 00:20:07,631
That's my thing now.
I'm just owning it.
481
00:20:07,666 --> 00:20:09,867
Okay. Before we eat...
482
00:20:09,901 --> 00:20:12,369
- Nope, not doing that again. Move.
- Could you pass the, uh...
483
00:20:12,404 --> 00:20:14,686
You get that hand near me again,
you're gonna lose it.
484
00:20:14,687 --> 00:20:17,322
Okey-doke, let's eat.
485
00:20:17,709 --> 00:20:19,743
Hey, thanks for giving a copy
of my toast to Holt.
486
00:20:19,778 --> 00:20:21,645
- That was nice of you.
- Oh, you're welcome.
487
00:20:21,680 --> 00:20:23,781
I mean, you don't have to get
so freaked out around him.
488
00:20:23,815 --> 00:20:25,997
You were just trying
to tell him you respect him.
489
00:20:26,017 --> 00:20:27,485
Okay.
490
00:20:27,519 --> 00:20:30,056
But, to be honest, I kinda
gave it to him as a prank,
491
00:20:30,057 --> 00:20:32,424
'cause I thought it would be
super embarrassing for you.
492
00:20:32,458 --> 00:20:34,793
But I'm happy it worked out.
493
00:20:34,827 --> 00:20:37,636
But I would've been happy
if you hated it.
494
00:20:37,637 --> 00:20:39,722
But I'm happy you didn't.
495
00:20:39,983 --> 00:20:43,069
So, you pretty much got
the disaster night you were hoping for?
496
00:20:43,070 --> 00:20:46,434
Yeah, till you made the best Thanksgiving
meal I've ever had and ruined it.
497
00:20:48,085 --> 00:20:53,491
Excuse me! Uh, so, earlier at Amy's,
I didn't give a real toast because...
498
00:20:53,516 --> 00:20:54,936
I didn't know what to say.
499
00:20:54,961 --> 00:20:56,961
But, since that time,
500
00:20:56,986 --> 00:21:00,576
a wise, unsmiling man
named Gerald Jimes
501
00:21:00,601 --> 00:21:02,601
made me realize
what I am thankful for.
502
00:21:02,626 --> 00:21:06,538
So, I'd just like to say
I'm happy to be here...
503
00:21:06,563 --> 00:21:08,168
With my family.
504
00:21:08,193 --> 00:21:12,095
My super-weird family,
with two black dads and...
505
00:21:12,283 --> 00:21:15,667
Two Latina daughters
and two white sons and...
506
00:21:15,933 --> 00:21:17,933
Gina, and...
507
00:21:18,043 --> 00:21:21,429
I don't know what you are...
Some strange giant baby?
508
00:21:21,454 --> 00:21:24,388
- To the Nine-Nine!
- (all) To the Nine-Nine!
509
00:21:24,413 --> 00:21:25,960
That was perfect.
510
00:21:25,985 --> 00:21:28,183
Uh ***!
I got Boyle Bingo!
511
00:21:28,208 --> 00:21:30,208
- (all) No...
- Yeah!
512
00:21:30,507 --> 00:21:33,507
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