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Oh, this is amazing.
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This is so amazing.
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Everything about this
is amazing.
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What are you talking about?
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A virus got on the server
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and sent all of us an email
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with everyone's
search histories.
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Check this out.
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Sergeant Jeffords
searched the Internet
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for "undiscovered muscle."
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I was working out
and saw a muscle in my shoulder
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I'd never seen before.
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I thought it might've
been a scientific discovery.
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Listen to this.
Scully searched for
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"how much fudge
is in a calorie?"
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I never found the answer,
but it was a good question.
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Boyle looked up,
"how to make desk yogurt."
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Yes, I did, and I am thrilled
with the results.
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Although the jar
is really hot.
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That's gross.
And Amy searched for
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"Daniel Craig hands"
plus "close up."
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Ugh.
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You should talk.
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You searched for
"cheapest date possible."
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And I wear that search
like badge of honor.
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So, ready for dinner?
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Here we go.
[Grunts]
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Would you like
something sweet?
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Or maybe savory?
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Apple pie...
And I'm stuck.
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I'm stuck!
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Sync & corrections by dzimu_kairu
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♪
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Peralta.
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Hey, Sal.
To what do I owe the honor?
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Oh, my God.
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Yeah, we'll be right there.
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Boyle...
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(Jake)
No!
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I can't believe Sal's
is gone.
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This place
is an institution.
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It's the best pizza
in the neighborhood.
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Well, eighth-best.
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But yeah, a tragedy.
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I mean, any food-related crime
is a tragedy.
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[Siren blares]
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Oh, no.
Heads up, fire marshal.
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Oh, Boone.
What's that nimrod doing here?
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Hey, Peralta.
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Hey, Boone.
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What are you doing here,
you nimrod?
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Uh, there was a fire.
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Big question is,
what are you doing here?
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What, did somebody call in
a missing doughnut?
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Uh, actually
someone reported
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they couldn't find
your head.
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But we found it.
It was up your butt.
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(Jake) You're a fireman,
you should know
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how to treat that burn.
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Joke's on you,
'cause this is a fire,
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which means it is
fire department jurisdiction.
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So why don't you back off
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and let New York's bravest
handle it?
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You know they only
call you that because
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"New York's best
at spraying stuff with water"
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is too wordy.
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Ha, well, it's too bad
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we all can't be as awesome
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as New York's finest,
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which by the way,
sounds like my mom
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describing her dishware,
which... and she's dead,
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so let's tread lightly
on the response.
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- That's not fair.
- Yeah.
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Well, look, we heard
this might be arson,
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so we wanted
to check it out.
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No, I'm not letting you
onto my crime scene.
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Okay?
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All right, fine.
You know what?
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You're not invited
to our next murder.
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Good solve on
the Herman Avenue burglaries.
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Finish up the paperwork
as soon as possible.
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Your wish is my command.
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No, that was
actually a command.
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So my command
is your command.
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Well, then I guess you still
have all three of your wishes.
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- You're not a genie.
- I know that.
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Okay.
We're leaving.
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What was the name
of the clerk we questioned
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about the second burglary?
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Where do farts go?
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I was reading
Scully's searches.
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Hey,
why'd you do a search
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for "magic-themed
singles night"?
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My last four dates
were really boring,
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so I thought
I'd mix things up.
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Oh, wow.
[Laughs]
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[Poof]
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Ta-da!
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Oh, no.
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What about you?
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Why were you looking
for real estate
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in Ropesburg, New Jersey?
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Ropesburg P.D.
Offered me a job
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as their new police Captain.
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I turned it down.
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Oh!
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You... Captain.
[Chuckles]
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Oh... that's super...
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Super cool.
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If we're gonna figure out
what happened at Sal's,
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we've gotta
get past those firemen.
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We need access.
How 'bout this?
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We light a bunch of fires
throughout Brooklyn,
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and when the firemen
go to "fight the fires,"
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we walk right into Sal's,
the crime scene's ours.
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Why do we want to start a turf
war with the fire department?
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I feel very uncomfortable
saying this to you,
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but it doesn't seem
like it's worth it...
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- Unless you think it is.
- I do.
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Like I said,
Sal's is an institution,
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and it's the best pizza
in the neighborhood.
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I'm sorry, Jake, Sal's
is only the eighth-best.
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I put out a weekly Brooklyn
pizza-ranking email blast.
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Sal's has
the fourth-best texture,
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ninth-best crust,
twelfth-best cheese,
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and honestly, they're only
seventh in mouth-feel.
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"Mouth-feel"?
What is that?
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The inside of your cheeks
are very sensitive.
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It's like the inside
of your thighs,
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except with a tongue.
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Ugh, God.
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Look, no, Sal's
has the secret sauce recipe
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that puts all the other
pizza places to shame.
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But more importantly,
fire marshal Boone
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is incapable of conducting
a crime investigation.
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All fire marshals
are doofuses,
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but Boone is King doofus
of doofus island.
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Gasoline?
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I'm pretty sure
that's water.
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Only one way to tell.
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There were more ways
to tell.
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And he's their leader.
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Captain, here's the mope
who hacked our computer system.
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His mother turned him in.
His name is Corey Park.
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My name is Savant.
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His web handle is "Savant."
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His people name
is Corey Park.
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Why'd you target us with
your computer virus, Corey?
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I don't know, I was bored,
and it was easy
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to break into
your weak-ass system.
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It was like taking candy
from a baby.
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Why are you giving candy
to a baby in the first place?
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Don't give candy to a baby!
They can't brush their teeth!
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Yes, sergeant, it is unwise
to give babies candy.
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If it's so easy
for this gentlemen
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to break into our system,
we may need to hire
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a new I.T. Director.
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Why don't you and Gina
get together on that?
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I doubt I'll need Gina's help.
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I'm sure she's busy anyway.
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Use Gina.
She's my assistant,
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and she has something
to offer.
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Trust me.
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Man, don't be hacking
into my stuff.
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(Charles)
Uh-oh, Jake, firemen.
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What are you two doing here?
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You're a Detective,
you detect it out.
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Good one, bro.
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- I know, bro.
- Yeah, bro.
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Wow, it's like watching
meet the press.
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Boone reconsidered.
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He wants you
to take a look at the files.
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Well, that's unexpected,
but...
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All right, fine, I'll...
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[Laughs]
It's not a file, bro.
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It's a doughnut,
because you're cops.
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You sure?
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[Laughs]
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All right, I don't care
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if it's not our jurisdiction,
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we're solving this.
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Would you like me
to, uh,
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file that for you, Jake?
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Just ask for the doughnut,
Scully?
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Can I have the doughnut,
please?
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Yes.
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Thanks.
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[Sighs]
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It's good to see you, Sal.
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I'm so sorry
about the fire.
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I can't believe it's gone,
Jakey, all of it.
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The pizza oven.
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The first dollar bill
I ever made.
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[Tearing up]
The 7-up fridge.
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Hey, it's gonna be all right.
You'll rebuild.
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The fire department's
been asking a lot of questions.
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Oh, fire department questions.
Let me guess.
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"Uh, what part of my face
do I put food in?"
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"How do you count to one?"
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"What's air?"
[Laughs]
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They think I torched
my own place.
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You know I wouldn't do
something like that, right?
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Yeah, of course.
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But can you think of anybody
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who might've done it?
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I could think
of ten pizzerias
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that want me
out of the game.
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That jerk Mario
comes to mind.
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We share a delivery radius.
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(Charles) Mario is number ten
overall in Brooklyn,
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and rising fast.
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He might've wanted
to move up the ladder.
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Of one foodie weirdo's
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personal pizza email blast?
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Yeah.
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Okay, we'll start with him,
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then we'll move on to the rest
of your competition,
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see if anything suspicious
turns up.
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It'll be
the perfect opportunity
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to update my rankings.
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Can we stop at home
for a pizza bib?
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No, Charles,
we gotta go fast.
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Right, right,
I'll just use my work bib.
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No, no bib.
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We're gonna solve this
for you, Sal.
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Sit tight.
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The guy who did the safe
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in the second apartment,
what was his name?
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Cone.
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"C" as in "Captain."
"O" as in "overlooked."
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- What?
- Nothing.
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She said "C" as in "Captain,"
"O" as in "over..."
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Yeah, I know
how to spell cone.
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Okay.
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So, Ropesburg P.D.
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- You know someone there?
- Nope.
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So you were looking
for a new job?
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- Nope.
- Weird.
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They just offered you Captain
without considering anyone else?
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Like Scully...
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Because he's got
so many years on the force.
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Hey, guys,
I think I put my gun
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in one of these boxes,
and I don't know which.
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You have a problem with me
that you want to talk about?
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Me? No, I am just
filing evidence, sir.
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Found my gun.
It was in my holster.
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My holster's on my butt.
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Good solve, Scully.
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Mario, this pie needs work.
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Good consistency
on the crust,
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but the cheese-to-sauce ratio
is a travesty.
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[Spits]
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Do you have to spit?
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In a word, yes.
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Amateurs go tasting,
they fill up,
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and they lose their palate
by the third slice.
257
00:08:43,035 --> 00:08:44,602
I take this very seriously.
258
00:08:44,603 --> 00:08:45,836
So, Mario...
259
00:08:45,871 --> 00:08:47,471
Let me tell you
what I think happened.
260
00:08:47,505 --> 00:08:49,772
Your credit card transactions
are down by 1/3
261
00:08:49,773 --> 00:08:51,107
in the last six months.
262
00:08:51,108 --> 00:08:52,508
Meanwhile, over at Sal's,
263
00:08:52,509 --> 00:08:53,876
it was a bunch of smiling faces
264
00:08:53,877 --> 00:08:54,909
and happy stomachs.
265
00:08:54,911 --> 00:08:56,378
One night, you snapped.
266
00:08:56,379 --> 00:08:58,948
A little gasoline... fah!
A little match.
267
00:08:58,949 --> 00:09:02,450
And poof! No more Sal's.
How right am I?
268
00:09:02,451 --> 00:09:04,551
The night of the fire,
I was at my father's funeral.
269
00:09:04,586 --> 00:09:06,886
Oh...
My condolences.
270
00:09:06,920 --> 00:09:08,019
[Spits]
271
00:09:08,020 --> 00:09:09,020
Ugh.
272
00:09:09,054 --> 00:09:10,488
(Charles)
Gino...
273
00:09:10,489 --> 00:09:12,790
This pizza is much better
than last time.
274
00:09:12,824 --> 00:09:14,090
You've always
ranked dead last
275
00:09:14,091 --> 00:09:16,058
in structural integrity
and sauce.
276
00:09:16,093 --> 00:09:18,993
But way more importantly,
I did a little research,
277
00:09:18,994 --> 00:09:22,096
and it turns out you did
six months in prison for a b&e.
278
00:09:22,097 --> 00:09:23,931
I did.
The night of the fire,
279
00:09:23,932 --> 00:09:25,933
I was at the prison
giving a motivational speech
280
00:09:25,934 --> 00:09:27,984
on how parolees
can turn their lives around.
281
00:09:28,001 --> 00:09:29,735
Well, it's good to hear
that the system works,
282
00:09:29,736 --> 00:09:32,003
and you are welcome.
283
00:09:32,004 --> 00:09:34,438
Have a good one.
284
00:09:34,472 --> 00:09:36,173
This is a dead end.
285
00:09:36,174 --> 00:09:37,707
We've gotta check out
that crime scene.
286
00:09:37,742 --> 00:09:39,475
Can't.
Firemen locked it down.
287
00:09:39,476 --> 00:09:41,076
Grab your spit bucket, Boyle.
288
00:09:41,077 --> 00:09:42,916
Those hose monkeys
can't stop us.
289
00:09:45,113 --> 00:09:47,447
Ah, you must be Simon Walker.
290
00:09:47,448 --> 00:09:49,182
Have a seat.
291
00:09:49,183 --> 00:09:51,184
It says here
you were an I.T. Specialist
292
00:09:51,185 --> 00:09:52,885
with the board of ed
for two years.
293
00:09:52,886 --> 00:09:55,094
Well, I know my way around
a computer, that's for sure.
294
00:09:55,121 --> 00:09:57,756
Query: What's your
favorite Jay-Z song?
295
00:09:57,790 --> 00:09:59,090
I'm sorry?
296
00:09:59,091 --> 00:10:00,424
Favorite Jay-Z song?
297
00:10:00,425 --> 00:10:01,892
[Chuckles]
She's kidding.
298
00:10:01,893 --> 00:10:03,593
Hmm. No, I'm not.
What is it?
299
00:10:03,594 --> 00:10:04,729
I don't know.
300
00:10:04,761 --> 00:10:06,996
- I'm sorry about her.
- Okay.
301
00:10:06,997 --> 00:10:09,025
What's your experience
with cyber-security?
302
00:10:09,033 --> 00:10:11,167
Uh, well, I added
encryption software...
303
00:10:11,168 --> 00:10:13,203
But seriously, what's
your favorite Jay-Z song?
304
00:10:13,204 --> 00:10:15,205
I don't know! Big pimpin'?
It's big pimpin'!
305
00:10:15,206 --> 00:10:18,407
Mm, wrong answer, friend.
306
00:10:18,441 --> 00:10:21,913
And that's, um,
how I got involved in,
307
00:10:21,944 --> 00:10:23,610
you know, systems analysis.
308
00:10:23,644 --> 00:10:26,178
I'm sorry.
I'm really nervous.
309
00:10:26,179 --> 00:10:28,113
There's no need
to be nervous.
310
00:10:28,114 --> 00:10:31,448
Yeah, we're all just calm,
cool, collected...
311
00:10:31,449 --> 00:10:33,049
- Wahh!
- [Screams]
312
00:10:33,084 --> 00:10:34,984
[Laughs]
Oops.
313
00:10:34,985 --> 00:10:37,687
Was that a little sudden?
314
00:10:37,721 --> 00:10:40,657
What would you say is your
biggest weakness as an employee?
315
00:10:40,658 --> 00:10:42,827
Um...
316
00:10:42,828 --> 00:10:44,811
I'm sorry,
what was the question again?
317
00:10:44,830 --> 00:10:47,164
He said, "what's
your biggest weakness
318
00:10:47,165 --> 00:10:48,666
[muffled]
As an employee?"
319
00:10:48,700 --> 00:10:49,774
That's just gross.
320
00:10:49,801 --> 00:10:50,800
I'm sorry,
I just have
321
00:10:50,801 --> 00:10:52,201
a skootch of gingivitis.
322
00:10:52,202 --> 00:10:54,670
So I'm trying
to treat that as best I can.
323
00:10:54,704 --> 00:10:55,838
Sorry.
You seem disgusted.
324
00:10:55,872 --> 00:10:57,573
Here's an itemized list
325
00:10:57,574 --> 00:10:59,608
of everything taken
from the garden apartment.
326
00:10:59,642 --> 00:11:01,710
TV, computer...
327
00:11:01,711 --> 00:11:03,045
"Ster-b-eo"?
328
00:11:03,046 --> 00:11:05,514
Uh-oh, spelling error.
329
00:11:05,515 --> 00:11:06,715
That's not very Captain-y.
330
00:11:06,750 --> 00:11:09,002
Oh, my God, enough.
331
00:11:09,019 --> 00:11:11,786
I just think that you meant
"stereo," not "ster-b-eo."
332
00:11:11,787 --> 00:11:14,154
Did you mean "ster-b-eo,"
Captain?
333
00:11:14,155 --> 00:11:16,926
That's it.
Get in my car, now.
334
00:11:16,957 --> 00:11:18,052
And if you say another word,
335
00:11:18,059 --> 00:11:20,527
I promise you,
you will regret it.
336
00:11:20,561 --> 00:11:22,963
Aye aye, cap...
Ow, okay.
337
00:11:22,964 --> 00:11:25,852
Fine, I regret it.
Ah... I'll go. I'm going.
338
00:11:25,866 --> 00:11:28,601
These firemen
are not moving.
339
00:11:28,635 --> 00:11:30,002
We gotta distract 'em.
340
00:11:30,003 --> 00:11:31,003
Tell 'em
your little boy's cat
341
00:11:31,004 --> 00:11:32,237
got stuck up in a tree.
342
00:11:32,238 --> 00:11:34,238
Ooh, undercover work.
I love it.
343
00:11:34,239 --> 00:11:35,639
I need more back story.
344
00:11:35,640 --> 00:11:37,707
First off, can it be
my daughter's cat?
345
00:11:37,741 --> 00:11:39,608
Okay, but if you get made
because of that, it's on you.
346
00:11:39,642 --> 00:11:41,543
Fine.
Let's talk about the cat.
347
00:11:41,544 --> 00:11:43,143
Short-hair, long-hair?
Tabby?
348
00:11:43,144 --> 00:11:44,811
Short-hair, calico.
349
00:11:44,846 --> 00:11:46,956
The son is adopted.
Your wife is in a coma.
350
00:11:46,980 --> 00:11:48,916
Oh, that's brutal.
I like it.
351
00:11:50,917 --> 00:11:54,650
Hey, guys?
Guys, I really need your help.
352
00:11:54,651 --> 00:11:56,883
My little boy,
Brian, my angel,
353
00:11:56,886 --> 00:11:58,286
I bought him
a short-haired calico
354
00:11:58,287 --> 00:12:00,970
after my wife fell into a coma...
Motorcycle crash.
355
00:12:00,988 --> 00:12:02,589
And now the cat's
stuck in a tree.
356
00:12:02,623 --> 00:12:03,890
(Charles)
He's a cute kid.
357
00:12:03,891 --> 00:12:05,157
Kinda looks like you.
Handsome guy.
358
00:12:05,158 --> 00:12:06,525
Handsome little guy.
359
00:12:06,526 --> 00:12:08,093
Oh, hey.
Just got locked out, so...
360
00:12:08,094 --> 00:12:09,894
He doesn't care.
361
00:12:09,895 --> 00:12:11,562
[Grunts]
362
00:12:11,563 --> 00:12:14,063
Brian was adopted,
so he has abandonment issues.
363
00:12:14,064 --> 00:12:15,735
Just struck out
at tee-ball last week.
364
00:12:15,765 --> 00:12:17,165
Everyone called him
"cryin' Brian."
365
00:12:19,901 --> 00:12:22,135
(Boone)
Hello, Peralta.
366
00:12:22,136 --> 00:12:23,270
Aah!
367
00:12:23,271 --> 00:12:24,538
You looking for something?
368
00:12:24,572 --> 00:12:25,638
What is the deal with you
369
00:12:25,639 --> 00:12:27,273
and this second-rate
pizza joint?
370
00:12:27,274 --> 00:12:29,041
This place
is a Brooklyn institution,
371
00:12:29,042 --> 00:12:30,675
and I'm here
because you think Sal did it
372
00:12:30,676 --> 00:12:31,675
and you're wrong!
373
00:12:31,677 --> 00:12:32,710
He did do it!
374
00:12:32,711 --> 00:12:34,177
Sal was in financial trouble,
375
00:12:34,178 --> 00:12:35,779
he has no alibi,
376
00:12:35,780 --> 00:12:39,634
and in cases of arson,
the owner always did it.
377
00:12:39,650 --> 00:12:40,917
What's going on, sir?
378
00:12:40,918 --> 00:12:42,219
What's going on
is that Peralta
379
00:12:42,220 --> 00:12:43,987
has screwed with me
for the last time,
380
00:12:43,988 --> 00:12:45,322
and now he's gonna pay.
381
00:12:45,323 --> 00:12:47,524
Oh, you know what, Boone?
Any time you want to...
382
00:12:47,559 --> 00:12:48,659
[Grunts]
383
00:12:48,660 --> 00:12:50,193
Well, that escalated fast.
384
00:12:50,194 --> 00:12:53,296
[Grunting]
385
00:12:53,297 --> 00:12:55,899
(Charles) They're getting nervous, Jake!
They're getting nervous!
386
00:12:55,900 --> 00:12:57,801
[Both grunting]
387
00:12:57,802 --> 00:13:00,570
Get off him, Boone!
You big marshmallow!
388
00:13:00,571 --> 00:13:02,839
Hey, break it up!
Now!
389
00:13:02,840 --> 00:13:04,741
Hey, hey, hey!
Don't tell my guys what to do!
390
00:13:04,775 --> 00:13:06,543
Don't tell me what
to tell people what to do!
391
00:13:06,577 --> 00:13:08,044
Well, make me not do it,
tough guy.
392
00:13:08,045 --> 00:13:09,346
Uh-oh.
393
00:13:09,347 --> 00:13:11,915
[All grunting]
394
00:13:11,916 --> 00:13:13,334
Hey, break it up!
395
00:13:16,113 --> 00:13:17,380
I apologize, marshal Boone,
396
00:13:17,381 --> 00:13:19,082
for Detective Peralta's
actions,
397
00:13:19,083 --> 00:13:21,017
something I find myself
doing quite frequently.
398
00:13:21,051 --> 00:13:22,552
In my defense,
I was the only one
399
00:13:22,553 --> 00:13:24,254
saying we
should stop hitting.
400
00:13:24,255 --> 00:13:26,255
Stop hitting them!
401
00:13:26,256 --> 00:13:28,091
Kicking them will hurt more!
402
00:13:29,894 --> 00:13:32,629
Okay, I'm a reasonable man,
so I'm just gonna say this.
403
00:13:32,630 --> 00:13:34,898
Fire Peralta immediately.
404
00:13:34,899 --> 00:13:36,199
He started a fight.
405
00:13:36,234 --> 00:13:37,634
He overstepped
his jurisdiction.
406
00:13:37,635 --> 00:13:39,527
And he's obsessed
with this pizza place.
407
00:13:39,537 --> 00:13:41,105
What I'm obsessed with
is how you're bungling
408
00:13:41,106 --> 00:13:42,373
this investigation.
409
00:13:42,374 --> 00:13:43,440
They should
write a song about it
410
00:13:43,441 --> 00:13:45,075
called welcome to the bungle.
411
00:13:45,110 --> 00:13:46,310
Seriously, why are you
412
00:13:46,344 --> 00:13:47,478
dragging Sal's pizza
through the mud?
413
00:13:47,479 --> 00:13:48,479
That place is special.
414
00:13:48,480 --> 00:13:50,147
Why's it special?
415
00:13:50,148 --> 00:13:51,448
Because it's the best pizza
in the neighborhood!
416
00:13:51,449 --> 00:13:52,650
Well...
417
00:13:52,651 --> 00:13:53,651
According to Charles's
email blast,
418
00:13:53,652 --> 00:13:54,652
it's actually number eight.
419
00:13:54,653 --> 00:13:55,920
Captain reads my blast.
420
00:13:55,921 --> 00:13:56,954
Of course,
it's the only one
421
00:13:56,955 --> 00:13:58,122
that measures mouth-feel.
422
00:13:58,123 --> 00:13:59,123
What, are you kidding
right now?
423
00:13:59,124 --> 00:14:00,157
This isn't about pizza.
424
00:14:00,158 --> 00:14:02,359
What's it actually about?
425
00:14:03,628 --> 00:14:05,295
When I was a kid,
I was shortstop
426
00:14:05,296 --> 00:14:06,429
on my little league team.
427
00:14:06,431 --> 00:14:07,998
Oh, my God.
428
00:14:07,999 --> 00:14:09,433
It's the truth.
It's not a brag.
429
00:14:09,434 --> 00:14:11,702
My dad was the coach,
and after every game,
430
00:14:11,703 --> 00:14:13,370
he would take the team
to Sal's.
431
00:14:13,405 --> 00:14:16,040
Halfway through our last season,
he left me and my mom,
432
00:14:16,041 --> 00:14:18,009
and the worst part about it
was that I couldn't
433
00:14:18,010 --> 00:14:20,011
go with him
to Sal's anymore.
434
00:14:20,012 --> 00:14:21,980
Well, that's certainly not
435
00:14:21,981 --> 00:14:23,414
what I expected this
to be about.
436
00:14:23,449 --> 00:14:27,018
[Crying]
Sorr... I'm sorry.
437
00:14:27,052 --> 00:14:28,953
I'm sorry
that happened to you.
438
00:14:28,954 --> 00:14:30,488
I mean,
what kind of dad just...
439
00:14:30,489 --> 00:14:33,331
Just leaves his son
like that?
440
00:14:33,359 --> 00:14:37,095
Look, you're...
You're a cop and...
441
00:14:37,096 --> 00:14:40,131
And I'm a firefighter,
but underneath all of it,
442
00:14:40,132 --> 00:14:44,035
we're just two boys
whose dads abandoned them.
443
00:14:44,036 --> 00:14:48,139
And you and I, we're gonna
solve this thing, together.
444
00:14:48,140 --> 00:14:49,140
- Okay?
- Okay.
445
00:14:49,141 --> 00:14:50,208
- Okay.
- Yeah.
446
00:14:50,242 --> 00:14:52,977
But first,
let's hug like men.
447
00:14:52,978 --> 00:14:54,979
Oh, boy.
This is happening.
448
00:14:54,980 --> 00:14:56,447
[Crying]
449
00:14:56,448 --> 00:14:59,517
Captain, get in here.
450
00:14:59,518 --> 00:15:01,652
There, there.
451
00:15:01,653 --> 00:15:04,455
There, there.
There.
452
00:15:04,456 --> 00:15:05,756
I'm coming in.
453
00:15:05,757 --> 00:15:08,391
[Groans]
Oh, Boyle.
454
00:15:08,426 --> 00:15:09,759
(Amy)
What's going on?
455
00:15:09,794 --> 00:15:11,328
Did you drive me out here
to kill me?
456
00:15:11,362 --> 00:15:12,629
I thought about it,
457
00:15:12,630 --> 00:15:14,130
but then I put
that thought on hold.
458
00:15:14,165 --> 00:15:15,632
I wanted to show you
Ropesburg.
459
00:15:15,633 --> 00:15:17,200
This is Ropesburg?
460
00:15:17,235 --> 00:15:18,668
You wanted this offer
so badly,
461
00:15:18,669 --> 00:15:21,538
I thought I'd give you
a chance at the job.
462
00:15:23,007 --> 00:15:25,074
Miss Diaz!
Are you here to reconsider?
463
00:15:25,109 --> 00:15:26,175
We've bought
the deputies bullets,
464
00:15:26,176 --> 00:15:27,175
like you suggested.
465
00:15:27,177 --> 00:15:28,277
Hi, sergeant.
466
00:15:28,278 --> 00:15:29,645
No, I'm still not interested.
467
00:15:29,646 --> 00:15:31,013
At all.
468
00:15:31,014 --> 00:15:32,314
But this
is Detective Santiago.
469
00:15:32,315 --> 00:15:34,016
She's one of
our top detectives,
470
00:15:34,017 --> 00:15:35,684
and she really wants the job.
471
00:15:35,685 --> 00:15:38,687
I...[Chuckles]
Yes.
472
00:15:38,688 --> 00:15:41,090
Can I ask what happened
to the last Captain?
473
00:15:41,091 --> 00:15:43,025
He quit to start
a carpet cleaning business,
474
00:15:43,026 --> 00:15:44,460
because that was better
than being Captain here
475
00:15:44,461 --> 00:15:47,096
because this is the most
boring place on earth.
476
00:15:47,097 --> 00:15:50,066
[Chuckles]
She doesn't mean that.
477
00:15:50,067 --> 00:15:51,567
It's okay.
It's true.
478
00:15:51,568 --> 00:15:53,160
Gotta be known
for something.
479
00:15:53,170 --> 00:15:54,370
[Chuckles nervously]
480
00:15:55,372 --> 00:15:56,672
So of all the candidates
481
00:15:56,673 --> 00:15:58,040
that you interviewed today,
482
00:15:58,041 --> 00:15:59,341
who do you think
I should hire?
483
00:15:59,376 --> 00:16:03,212
Well, the interviews
got a little off-track.
484
00:16:03,246 --> 00:16:05,382
But I'd go with Simon Walker.
485
00:16:05,416 --> 00:16:07,050
Computer science degree,
worked for the board of ed
486
00:16:07,051 --> 00:16:08,051
for ten years.
487
00:16:08,052 --> 00:16:09,219
That guy?
No way.
488
00:16:09,220 --> 00:16:10,754
He yelled at me
when I asked him
489
00:16:10,755 --> 00:16:13,223
the same question about Jay-Z
three times in a row.
490
00:16:13,257 --> 00:16:14,524
Why does that matter?
491
00:16:14,525 --> 00:16:16,326
Because whoever
takes this I.T. Job
492
00:16:16,327 --> 00:16:17,794
is gonna have
to deal with Hitchcock
493
00:16:17,795 --> 00:16:19,762
asking how to log in
to his email
494
00:16:19,763 --> 00:16:21,830
every single day
forever.
495
00:16:21,831 --> 00:16:23,666
How do you think
Professor short fuse
496
00:16:23,667 --> 00:16:24,692
is gonna handle that?
497
00:16:24,702 --> 00:16:26,436
Fine, what about this guy?
498
00:16:26,470 --> 00:16:29,339
Mm, no.
He was scared of everything.
499
00:16:29,340 --> 00:16:33,076
Do you remember Rosa's reaction
last time the printer jammed?
500
00:16:37,681 --> 00:16:39,682
I'll pay for that.
501
00:16:39,683 --> 00:16:42,384
Fine, what was with
the flossing?
502
00:16:42,419 --> 00:16:45,587
Mm, a precinct is a pretty
gross place, ter-bear.
503
00:16:45,588 --> 00:16:48,724
There's blood, wounds,
Scully's feet.
504
00:16:48,725 --> 00:16:50,292
You need a strong stomach,
505
00:16:50,293 --> 00:16:52,161
and that lady
did not have one.
506
00:16:52,195 --> 00:16:54,764
Plus, we already have
the perfect candidate already:
507
00:16:54,765 --> 00:16:56,232
Savant.
508
00:16:56,233 --> 00:16:57,725
That punk who hacked us?
509
00:16:57,735 --> 00:16:59,169
Precisely.
510
00:16:59,170 --> 00:17:02,139
Captain,
turn your greatest weakness
511
00:17:02,140 --> 00:17:03,473
into your greatest strength,
512
00:17:03,474 --> 00:17:06,142
like Paris Hilton
re: Her sex tape.
513
00:17:06,143 --> 00:17:07,109
Get to the point.
514
00:17:07,110 --> 00:17:09,412
Savant tore our walls down,
515
00:17:09,413 --> 00:17:11,447
but he can build them
back up,
516
00:17:11,448 --> 00:17:13,549
taller and thicker
than ever.
517
00:17:13,583 --> 00:17:15,701
But how can we be sure
he won't turn on us?
518
00:17:15,719 --> 00:17:17,320
His mom ratted him out,
519
00:17:17,321 --> 00:17:19,890
so I bet he'd love
a steady paycheck
520
00:17:19,891 --> 00:17:21,759
to get out of
that snitch's house.
521
00:17:21,760 --> 00:17:24,128
[Laughs]
If I had a mic right now,
522
00:17:24,129 --> 00:17:26,587
I'd drop it.
523
00:17:28,600 --> 00:17:29,799
There we have it.
524
00:17:31,369 --> 00:17:33,570
And here's the file
you wanted.
525
00:17:33,605 --> 00:17:37,174
Well, it's hard to believe
I'm gonna say this,
526
00:17:37,175 --> 00:17:39,410
because I've spent most
of my adult life hating you
527
00:17:39,411 --> 00:17:41,278
and everything
you stand for, but...
528
00:17:41,279 --> 00:17:42,479
Thanks.
529
00:17:42,514 --> 00:17:45,549
I'm not gonna lie,
my therapist
530
00:17:45,550 --> 00:17:47,151
is gonna be
very proud of me.
531
00:17:47,185 --> 00:17:48,519
That's weird.
532
00:17:48,520 --> 00:17:49,653
Any reason you can think of
one of your guys
533
00:17:49,654 --> 00:17:50,787
would've
forced this cabinet open
534
00:17:50,788 --> 00:17:51,788
while they
were putting the fire out?
535
00:17:51,789 --> 00:17:53,423
No, no.
I can't.
536
00:17:53,457 --> 00:17:56,560
Looks like it was jimmied open
with a crowbar.
537
00:17:56,561 --> 00:17:59,295
Oh, my God.
I know who did it.
538
00:17:59,296 --> 00:18:01,297
Come on, I'll explain it
on the way down.
539
00:18:01,332 --> 00:18:03,166
Wait, wait, wait.
540
00:18:03,167 --> 00:18:04,768
I can't believe
I'm offering this to a cop,
541
00:18:04,769 --> 00:18:06,703
but...
542
00:18:06,704 --> 00:18:08,205
Do you want
to take the pole down?
543
00:18:08,206 --> 00:18:09,797
Oh, my God, yes.
544
00:18:09,808 --> 00:18:12,710
Whee!
545
00:18:12,711 --> 00:18:14,578
Let justice be served.
546
00:18:14,579 --> 00:18:16,180
- Did you get it?
- Uh-huh. My turn?
547
00:18:16,181 --> 00:18:17,781
Nope. No time.
548
00:18:22,320 --> 00:18:23,520
Whoo!
549
00:18:26,304 --> 00:18:28,272
We know you burned down
Sal's, gino.
550
00:18:28,306 --> 00:18:30,474
You hated him because his pizza
was better than yours.
551
00:18:30,508 --> 00:18:32,142
That's not true.
552
00:18:32,143 --> 00:18:33,577
Gino's pizza's
always been the tastiest.
553
00:18:33,612 --> 00:18:34,912
Wrong.
554
00:18:34,913 --> 00:18:36,180
According to Boyle's
email blast,
555
00:18:36,181 --> 00:18:37,615
it was downright lousy before.
556
00:18:37,650 --> 00:18:38,717
That's what made it
so suspicious
557
00:18:38,718 --> 00:18:40,252
when he suddenly loved it.
558
00:18:40,253 --> 00:18:43,288
[Distorted]
Much better than last time.
559
00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:44,555
[Spits]
560
00:18:44,556 --> 00:18:45,856
The crust was charred,
561
00:18:45,857 --> 00:18:47,758
the cheese was stringy
and flavorless,
562
00:18:47,759 --> 00:18:48,926
but the sauce.
563
00:18:48,927 --> 00:18:51,395
Oh, Marone, the sauce.
564
00:18:51,396 --> 00:18:52,429
Continue.
565
00:18:52,430 --> 00:18:53,630
And that was your mistake.
566
00:18:53,631 --> 00:18:54,931
You didn't
just burn Sal's down,
567
00:18:54,932 --> 00:18:57,300
you also stole
his secret sauce recipe.
568
00:18:57,301 --> 00:18:59,169
Here's a picture
569
00:18:59,170 --> 00:19:01,271
of the cabinet in which
said recipe was held.
570
00:19:01,272 --> 00:19:02,683
Busted open with a crowbar.
571
00:19:02,707 --> 00:19:04,274
Look familiar?
572
00:19:04,275 --> 00:19:06,610
Also, your so-called
motivational speech
573
00:19:06,611 --> 00:19:08,646
down at the prison
ended at 5:00 P.M.,
574
00:19:08,647 --> 00:19:10,448
leaving you plenty of time
to get back to Sal's
575
00:19:10,449 --> 00:19:11,949
and burn it to the ground.
576
00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:14,552
So I guess there's only
one thing left to say.
577
00:19:14,587 --> 00:19:16,654
(Both) Gino Bianucci,
you're under arrest...
578
00:19:16,655 --> 00:19:18,223
- [Clears throat] Excuse me. No.
- Do you mind?
579
00:19:18,224 --> 00:19:19,824
This is my collar...
I think I can handle this.
580
00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:21,259
If I'm not wrong.
581
00:19:21,260 --> 00:19:23,261
Yeah, but I actually
did all the work.
582
00:19:23,262 --> 00:19:24,763
See, I knew you would...
You know what? Fine.
583
00:19:24,797 --> 00:19:26,431
Go ahead, I don't care.
584
00:19:26,432 --> 00:19:27,875
Gino Bianucci, you're
under arrest for arson. Yes!
585
00:19:27,900 --> 00:19:28,900
- Said it first.
- Real mature.
586
00:19:28,901 --> 00:19:30,202
Very mature.
587
00:19:30,203 --> 00:19:31,737
Off we go.
588
00:19:31,771 --> 00:19:35,507
So what'd you think
of Ropesburg?
589
00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:38,543
It's, uh... quaint.
590
00:19:38,544 --> 00:19:40,345
It's whack,
and you know it.
591
00:19:40,346 --> 00:19:43,481
Their number-one crime
is tricycle theft.
592
00:19:43,482 --> 00:19:45,249
There's a bakery
attached to the precinct.
593
00:19:45,250 --> 00:19:46,517
Come on, Santiago.
594
00:19:46,518 --> 00:19:48,286
You never would've
taken that job,
595
00:19:48,287 --> 00:19:50,255
so why'd you even care
that they offered it to me?
596
00:19:50,256 --> 00:19:52,991
I can't help it.
I'm competitive.
597
00:19:52,992 --> 00:19:55,294
I have seven brothers,
and I was the only girl.
598
00:19:55,295 --> 00:19:57,429
I always had to fight
for a place at the table.
599
00:19:57,463 --> 00:19:59,997
Well, you're not the only girl
at the table anymore.
600
00:19:59,998 --> 00:20:02,332
We work in a police force
full of dudes.
601
00:20:02,333 --> 00:20:03,853
We gotta have
each other's backs, okay?
602
00:20:05,502 --> 00:20:06,569
You saying you have my back?
603
00:20:06,603 --> 00:20:08,270
Yeah, I got your back.
604
00:20:08,271 --> 00:20:09,638
Don't smile.
I'm still mad at you.
605
00:20:09,673 --> 00:20:11,240
I thought we were
having a moment.
606
00:20:11,241 --> 00:20:12,708
Moment's over.
Shut up.
607
00:20:13,910 --> 00:20:14,922
(Hitchcock)
Hey, sarge.
608
00:20:14,945 --> 00:20:16,779
He made my computer smarter.
609
00:20:16,813 --> 00:20:18,781
All I have to do
is put my thumb on that thing,
610
00:20:18,782 --> 00:20:20,550
and it opens up
all my electric mails.
611
00:20:20,551 --> 00:20:23,920
[Laughs]
You seem real smart, man.
612
00:20:23,921 --> 00:20:26,256
Oh, and look,
and you play with toys.
613
00:20:26,257 --> 00:20:29,291
Savant, you're part
of the nine-nine now.
614
00:20:29,292 --> 00:20:30,559
We look after each other.
615
00:20:30,593 --> 00:20:31,627
Hey, ball,
616
00:20:31,661 --> 00:20:33,729
if savant
was to do anything
617
00:20:33,730 --> 00:20:36,569
to harm this precinct,
would I destroy him?
618
00:20:38,435 --> 00:20:41,571
Answer uncertain.
Try again.
619
00:20:43,241 --> 00:20:45,508
Peralta, fire marshal Boone
just called.
620
00:20:45,542 --> 00:20:47,510
He told me you should
check your drawer?
621
00:20:50,281 --> 00:20:52,916
Oh, look at that.
622
00:20:52,917 --> 00:20:55,318
I've been booned.
623
00:20:55,319 --> 00:20:56,586
Well, the joke's on him,
624
00:20:56,587 --> 00:20:58,001
because I was out
of shaving cream.
625
00:20:58,002 --> 00:21:01,058
I see we are once again at war
with the fire department.
626
00:21:01,059 --> 00:21:02,465
You are not to retaliate.
627
00:21:02,466 --> 00:21:03,986
Oh, I wouldn't dream
of it, sir.
628
00:21:03,987 --> 00:21:06,866
In fact, I'm gonna send over
a little peace offering:
629
00:21:06,867 --> 00:21:09,066
Some of Sal's famous sauce.
630
00:21:09,067 --> 00:21:10,066
Now, Boyle!
631
00:21:10,067 --> 00:21:11,365
[Alarm blares]
632
00:21:11,366 --> 00:21:13,445
Fire! Fire! Fire!
633
00:21:15,373 --> 00:21:17,199
Pleasure working
with you, Boone.
634
00:21:17,200 --> 00:21:18,639
Run, Charles!
635
00:21:18,640 --> 00:21:21,409
[Laughter]
636
00:21:21,410 --> 00:21:23,655
Come on... whoa!
Get that guy!
637
00:21:23,656 --> 00:21:27,600
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