1 00:00:04,811 --> 00:00:06,476 Jake, will you join me in Terry's office? 2 00:00:06,512 --> 00:00:08,729 Oh, private rendezvous, huh? 3 00:00:08,765 --> 00:00:10,018 This whole trying to make a baby thing 4 00:00:10,054 --> 00:00:12,147 has got you super freak... hey, Terry! 5 00:00:12,183 --> 00:00:13,180 What's up, dude? 6 00:00:13,216 --> 00:00:14,366 What did you think was happening? 7 00:00:14,402 --> 00:00:16,800 He clearly thought you were gonna have secret sex in here. 8 00:00:16,836 --> 00:00:18,954 [scoffs] What? Inappropes, much? 9 00:00:18,990 --> 00:00:21,224 I did not think that. Amy did. 10 00:00:21,259 --> 00:00:22,592 She texted me about it. See? Proof. 11 00:00:22,627 --> 00:00:24,527 - Anyway, what's up, Lieutenant? - Santiago and I 12 00:00:24,562 --> 00:00:26,596 are going to an administration workshop 13 00:00:26,631 --> 00:00:28,531 - for the NYPD. - And it's voluntary, 14 00:00:28,566 --> 00:00:30,466 so only the cool kids are going to be there. 15 00:00:30,501 --> 00:00:31,506 I love you so much. Continue. 16 00:00:31,542 --> 00:00:33,536 Anyways, you're in charge for the day. 17 00:00:33,571 --> 00:00:34,671 Oh, boy. Here comes the lecture. 18 00:00:34,706 --> 00:00:37,306 "Be responsible, Jake. Don't do anything crazy or fun." 19 00:00:37,341 --> 00:00:39,242 There's no lecture. I trust you. 20 00:00:39,277 --> 00:00:40,809 Well, but there always used to be a lecture. 21 00:00:40,844 --> 00:00:42,411 Yeah, well, you're not the same 22 00:00:42,446 --> 00:00:44,713 immature, rebellious kid you used to be. 23 00:00:44,748 --> 00:00:46,282 Didn't you and Amy just buy 24 00:00:46,317 --> 00:00:47,883 a family-friendly midsize sedan? 25 00:00:47,918 --> 00:00:50,386 In a rebellious color... champagne... which is an alcohol. 26 00:00:50,421 --> 00:00:51,920 And let's not forget, I wanted to have sex 27 00:00:51,955 --> 00:00:52,955 in your office just now. 28 00:00:52,991 --> 00:00:54,590 Yeah, to have a baby and become a father! 29 00:00:54,625 --> 00:00:55,564 Yeah, he turned it around on me. 30 00:00:55,600 --> 00:00:57,926 It's not bad that I trust you more now. 31 00:00:57,961 --> 00:00:59,428 Plus, there's not even that much 32 00:00:59,463 --> 00:01:00,429 for you guys to do today. 33 00:01:00,464 --> 00:01:02,898 I mean, the squad is on reserve parade duty. 34 00:01:02,933 --> 00:01:04,567 - Your job is to sit around. - Good point. 35 00:01:04,602 --> 00:01:05,768 Besides, what's the worst thing 36 00:01:05,803 --> 00:01:07,554 a responsible guy like me could do? 37 00:01:07,771 --> 00:01:09,472 Buckle your butts, everyone! 38 00:01:09,507 --> 00:01:11,307 The Jimmy Jab Games are back! 39 00:01:11,342 --> 00:01:14,310 [upbeat music] 40 00:01:14,345 --> 00:01:21,449 ♪ ♪ 41 00:01:26,275 --> 00:01:30,275 Sync & corrections by emeline-whovian www.addic7ed.com 42 00:01:31,628 --> 00:01:33,695 Squad, today we write a new chapter 43 00:01:33,730 --> 00:01:34,696 in the history of the Nine-Nine. 44 00:01:34,731 --> 00:01:36,665 And that chapter begins with the word "Jimmy," 45 00:01:36,700 --> 00:01:37,932 and ends with the word "Jab." 46 00:01:37,967 --> 00:01:39,164 That chapter's only two words long. 47 00:01:39,200 --> 00:01:40,669 No, there's a lot of words in between. 48 00:01:40,704 --> 00:01:41,936 It's a long chapter. The point is, 49 00:01:41,971 --> 00:01:43,505 today we compete against one another 50 00:01:43,540 --> 00:01:44,606 in a series of games, 51 00:01:44,641 --> 00:01:45,640 and this year's winner 52 00:01:45,675 --> 00:01:48,409 receives one day's paid vacation, 53 00:01:48,445 --> 00:01:49,678 courtesy of Officer Mark. 54 00:01:49,713 --> 00:01:51,879 You said you needed that day for a private matter. 55 00:01:51,914 --> 00:01:53,281 You know what? You shouldn't even be here. 56 00:01:53,316 --> 00:01:54,382 Everyone say, "Thank you, Officer Mark. 57 00:01:54,417 --> 00:01:56,384 - Bye, Officer Mark." - ALL: Thank you, Officer Mark. 58 00:01:56,419 --> 00:01:57,385 Bye, Officer Mark. 59 00:01:57,420 --> 00:01:59,753 - Now, who's ready to compete? - Count me in. 60 00:01:59,789 --> 00:02:02,259 I could really use this day off to spend some time with my husband. 61 00:02:02,725 --> 00:02:03,857 Oh, please. We all have loved ones. 62 00:02:03,892 --> 00:02:05,626 You're not getting any sympathy just because you're gay. 63 00:02:05,661 --> 00:02:06,827 Rosa, I don't think he was... 64 00:02:06,862 --> 00:02:08,729 No, I was. She saw right through me. 65 00:02:08,764 --> 00:02:12,700 Nevertheless, I will destroy you all. 66 00:02:12,735 --> 00:02:13,967 Copy that. I love your intensity. 67 00:02:14,002 --> 00:02:15,802 Now, Gina is gone, so we're out of a host. 68 00:02:15,837 --> 00:02:16,970 Me! Please, me. 69 00:02:17,005 --> 00:02:18,199 It's my time to shine. 70 00:02:18,235 --> 00:02:19,640 It's my "Greatest Showman" moment. 71 00:02:19,675 --> 00:02:20,779 Charles, you can't. 72 00:02:20,815 --> 00:02:22,304 You know who else they told "You can't"? 73 00:02:22,340 --> 00:02:24,044 Lettie Lutz, the bearded lady. 74 00:02:24,079 --> 00:02:26,552 But then, Mr. Barnum gave her a stage. 75 00:02:27,015 --> 00:02:28,349 Give me my stage, Jacob. 76 00:02:28,384 --> 00:02:29,750 Wait, so you're the bearded lady? 77 00:02:29,785 --> 00:02:32,235 No! I'm Barnum, you're Zac Efron, 78 00:02:32,271 --> 00:02:33,875 and everyone else is one of my freaks. 79 00:02:33,911 --> 00:02:35,392 Look, I would love to give you the hosting duties 80 00:02:35,428 --> 00:02:37,491 so you can work through whatever weird fantasy this is, 81 00:02:37,526 --> 00:02:38,825 but we need at least six players 82 00:02:38,860 --> 00:02:39,896 and the host can't play. 83 00:02:39,932 --> 00:02:41,476 Then I'll find someone to replace me. 84 00:02:41,597 --> 00:02:44,096 I promise you will have your circus, Mr. Barnum. 85 00:02:44,131 --> 00:02:45,665 - I thought you were Barnum. - No! 86 00:02:45,700 --> 00:02:47,244 I'm the greatest showman! 87 00:02:48,754 --> 00:02:50,254 Isn't that Barnum? 88 00:02:50,438 --> 00:02:52,739 Debbie, ah, just who I was looking for. 89 00:02:52,774 --> 00:02:54,940 Oh, no. Am I in your seat? I'll sit on the floor. 90 00:02:54,975 --> 00:02:56,851 Wh-what? No. No, don't do that. 91 00:02:57,077 --> 00:02:58,544 No, I was just wondering 92 00:02:58,579 --> 00:03:00,079 if you would like to take my place 93 00:03:00,114 --> 00:03:01,714 in a little squad competition today. 94 00:03:01,749 --> 00:03:04,884 Mm. I can't do competitions. I'm anti-dexterous. 95 00:03:04,919 --> 00:03:06,519 - Hmm? - It's when neither hand 96 00:03:06,554 --> 00:03:09,190 - is good at anything. - Oh, Debbie. 97 00:03:09,749 --> 00:03:11,283 I was once like you. 98 00:03:11,319 --> 00:03:14,059 A bashful beat cop with long, curly hair 99 00:03:14,094 --> 00:03:15,595 and no confidence at all. 100 00:03:15,630 --> 00:03:18,442 That's impossible. You're so suave. 101 00:03:18,478 --> 00:03:19,732 Sure, now I am. 102 00:03:19,767 --> 00:03:21,701 But I came a long way, 103 00:03:21,736 --> 00:03:23,869 and I did it by challenging myself 104 00:03:23,904 --> 00:03:25,628 to do things I never thought I could. 105 00:03:26,006 --> 00:03:28,140 This is your chance to find that confidence. 106 00:03:28,175 --> 00:03:29,895 - I don't know. - Debbie... 107 00:03:30,662 --> 00:03:31,677 trust me. 108 00:03:32,383 --> 00:03:33,406 Okay. 109 00:03:33,914 --> 00:03:36,236 But only because I trust everyone. 110 00:03:37,084 --> 00:03:39,751 So, Diaz, I've never been more excited. 111 00:03:39,786 --> 00:03:41,620 My first time playing the Jimmy Jabs, 112 00:03:41,655 --> 00:03:42,822 and I'm destined to win. 113 00:03:42,857 --> 00:03:43,889 Look at my competition. 114 00:03:43,924 --> 00:03:45,090 Little Miss Hay For Brains. 115 00:03:45,125 --> 00:03:46,158 The Hay Brains, 116 00:03:46,193 --> 00:03:48,160 and King Brain Made of Hay. 117 00:03:48,195 --> 00:03:49,394 Well, you're forgetting about me. 118 00:03:49,430 --> 00:03:50,662 - I'm also your competition. - Yes, 119 00:03:50,697 --> 00:03:52,631 but you don't normally care about games like these. 120 00:03:52,666 --> 00:03:54,666 Well, I do care about this game. 121 00:03:54,701 --> 00:03:56,844 And you're gonna lose because my brains aren't made of hay. 122 00:03:57,369 --> 00:03:58,946 My brains are made of brains. 123 00:04:00,267 --> 00:04:01,377 Oh, ho. 124 00:04:01,991 --> 00:04:03,425 The perfect retort. 125 00:04:04,178 --> 00:04:06,078 Gather up, it's Jimmy Jab time! 126 00:04:06,113 --> 00:04:07,979 Ooh, are you doing opening ceremonies? 127 00:04:08,014 --> 00:04:09,514 Yeah, and you might wanna leave 128 00:04:09,549 --> 00:04:10,849 before things get too crazy. 129 00:04:10,884 --> 00:04:12,651 A little plausible deniability. 130 00:04:12,686 --> 00:04:14,320 Actually, I wanna record 'em. 131 00:04:14,356 --> 00:04:15,791 May you can teach other precincts 132 00:04:15,827 --> 00:04:17,589 how to throw their own versions to boost morale. 133 00:04:17,624 --> 00:04:18,790 No, I'm not a teacher. 134 00:04:18,825 --> 00:04:20,992 I'm a class clown/bad boy with a heart of gold. Whatever. 135 00:04:21,027 --> 00:04:22,176 Charles, just start. 136 00:04:22,513 --> 00:04:25,216 Ladies and gentlemen. 137 00:04:25,995 --> 00:04:27,261 The moment you've been waiting for. 138 00:04:27,488 --> 00:04:29,241 Wow, he went full "Showman." 139 00:04:29,277 --> 00:04:31,703 I present to you six freaks, 140 00:04:31,738 --> 00:04:33,805 who, through a series of elaborate games, 141 00:04:33,840 --> 00:04:36,040 will be eliminated one by one 142 00:04:36,075 --> 00:04:38,184 until a champion is crowned. 143 00:04:38,220 --> 00:04:40,466 And that champion shall... 144 00:04:41,011 --> 00:04:42,881 inherit my circus. 145 00:04:42,916 --> 00:04:44,616 - And get a day off. - I was getting there, Ro-Ro. 146 00:04:44,651 --> 00:04:45,851 - Let me have my fun. - Yeah, Ro-Ro, 147 00:04:45,886 --> 00:04:46,852 let him have his fun. 148 00:04:46,887 --> 00:04:49,220 As always, we start the games 149 00:04:49,255 --> 00:04:52,957 by lighting the ceremonial bagel of destiny. 150 00:04:52,992 --> 00:04:57,128 Ah, it's actually the baguette of destiny 151 00:04:57,163 --> 00:05:00,231 because this year, we're throwing caution to the wind. 152 00:05:00,266 --> 00:05:01,916 Charles, flame me. 153 00:05:02,501 --> 00:05:04,702 ♪ Jimmy Jabs Jimmy Jabs ♪ 154 00:05:04,737 --> 00:05:08,639 ♪ Jimmy Jabs ♪ 155 00:05:08,674 --> 00:05:11,175 And with that, we commence... 156 00:05:11,210 --> 00:05:12,977 my ten minute opening performance. 157 00:05:13,012 --> 00:05:15,372 - What? - ♪ The crowd is ready ♪ 158 00:05:15,408 --> 00:05:16,590 ♪ The freaks are here ♪ 159 00:05:17,250 --> 00:05:19,683 Wow, this is a really long performance. 160 00:05:19,718 --> 00:05:21,152 Charles pulled off a costume change. 161 00:05:21,187 --> 00:05:22,287 I wouldn't say he pulled it off. 162 00:05:22,322 --> 00:05:24,395 He accidentally got bottomless in front of all of us. 163 00:05:24,431 --> 00:05:25,430 - Yeah. - Peralta, 164 00:05:25,466 --> 00:05:27,158 how about we make these games a little more exciting 165 00:05:27,193 --> 00:05:28,927 - with a wager? - Ooh, interesting. 166 00:05:28,962 --> 00:05:30,761 - What'd you have in mind? - If you win, 167 00:05:30,796 --> 00:05:32,029 I'll do your paperwork for a year. 168 00:05:32,064 --> 00:05:34,064 - Go on. - If I win, I get your new car. 169 00:05:34,099 --> 00:05:35,232 [scoffs] You're joking, right? 170 00:05:35,267 --> 00:05:36,366 Why? Because you can't imagine 171 00:05:36,401 --> 00:05:39,102 someone bitchin' like me driving a lame family sedan? 172 00:05:39,137 --> 00:05:41,379 No, because Jake would never bet our car. 173 00:05:41,415 --> 00:05:42,881 Yeah, I would never do that. 174 00:05:42,917 --> 00:05:44,174 But also, it's not lame. 175 00:05:44,209 --> 00:05:46,009 It's the color of an alcohol. Everyone's talking about it. 176 00:05:46,044 --> 00:05:47,778 No, Jake, it's a super lame car. 177 00:05:47,813 --> 00:05:48,746 But I don't mind. 178 00:05:48,781 --> 00:05:49,847 My ex-step-son kicked me out of the house, 179 00:05:49,882 --> 00:05:52,082 and I need a place to crash with air conditioning. 180 00:05:52,117 --> 00:05:53,603 Look, the bet is not happening. 181 00:05:53,639 --> 00:05:55,339 Sorry, Amy, but this is between Jake and me. 182 00:05:55,509 --> 00:05:57,287 Dude, what happened to the cool guy 183 00:05:57,322 --> 00:05:59,757 that liked to make bets with his best bud? 184 00:05:59,792 --> 00:06:01,258 Okay, Hitchcock, drop it. 185 00:06:01,293 --> 00:06:03,293 Jake doesn't do that kind of thing anymore. 186 00:06:03,328 --> 00:06:05,195 - He's an adult now. - Hitchcock, you're on! 187 00:06:05,230 --> 00:06:06,263 - He is? - I am? 188 00:06:06,298 --> 00:06:08,766 I don't know. Yes! Yes, you are. 189 00:06:08,801 --> 00:06:10,100 Damn it, my pants. 190 00:06:10,135 --> 00:06:12,202 Sorry, everyone. Look away, look away. 191 00:06:12,237 --> 00:06:13,292 Oh, damn. 192 00:06:13,328 --> 00:06:14,599 Wow, who knew? 193 00:06:14,956 --> 00:06:16,808 He really is the greatest showman. 194 00:06:20,387 --> 00:06:21,491 What the hell are you doing? 195 00:06:21,527 --> 00:06:22,936 Why did you just bet our new car? 196 00:06:22,972 --> 00:06:24,143 Because it's fun. 197 00:06:24,179 --> 00:06:25,378 And because it's who I am. 198 00:06:25,414 --> 00:06:26,513 I mean, remember all those crazy bets 199 00:06:26,549 --> 00:06:27,796 we used to make when you were falling in love with me? 200 00:06:27,832 --> 00:06:30,216 I remember the bets we made when I found you obnoxious 201 00:06:30,251 --> 00:06:31,552 and difficult to be around. 202 00:06:31,588 --> 00:06:33,186 Yes, those bets. See, you remember. 203 00:06:33,221 --> 00:06:35,459 - This is just like that. - Hey, Santiago, it's time to head out. 204 00:06:35,495 --> 00:06:36,461 Actually, I'm not leaving. 205 00:06:36,497 --> 00:06:37,789 I'm gonna stay for the games. 206 00:06:37,825 --> 00:06:40,060 Ohh, look who's coming around already. 207 00:06:40,095 --> 00:06:42,062 - We're gonna have fun. - No, this isn't fun. 208 00:06:42,097 --> 00:06:44,230 A voluntary administration workshop is fun. 209 00:06:44,265 --> 00:06:46,766 Yeah, I hear it ends with a six page self-assessment. 210 00:06:46,801 --> 00:06:47,867 Oh, come on, Terry! 211 00:06:47,902 --> 00:06:48,890 You don't have to rub it in! 212 00:06:49,104 --> 00:06:51,071 Welcome to the first competition. 213 00:06:51,106 --> 00:06:54,277 Which one of you will meet your maker? 214 00:06:54,424 --> 00:06:57,125 Be sure not to foul out, 215 00:06:57,278 --> 00:06:59,446 or you will meet your end. 216 00:06:59,481 --> 00:07:00,447 We don't know what the game is, 217 00:07:00,482 --> 00:07:01,547 so these puns don't work. 218 00:07:01,582 --> 00:07:03,087 It's a meat throwing challenge. 219 00:07:03,123 --> 00:07:06,308 All of the expired cold cuts from the kitchen refrigerator 220 00:07:06,460 --> 00:07:08,861 are under this tarp. 221 00:07:08,990 --> 00:07:09,856 Voila! 222 00:07:09,891 --> 00:07:12,541 You will toss a meat of your choosing 223 00:07:12,577 --> 00:07:15,973 at the break room window from ten feet away. 224 00:07:16,153 --> 00:07:18,508 If it sticks to the glass, well, then you move on. 225 00:07:18,544 --> 00:07:20,719 - If it doesn't, then you're a... - Cold cut? 226 00:07:20,755 --> 00:07:22,388 Yes, now you're getting it. Thank you, Rosa. 227 00:07:22,424 --> 00:07:23,724 ♪ ♪ 228 00:07:23,760 --> 00:07:25,829 - Yah! - Jake sticks it. 229 00:07:25,938 --> 00:07:27,303 Amy sticks it. 230 00:07:27,975 --> 00:07:29,131 Scully sticks it. 231 00:07:29,292 --> 00:07:30,795 Hitchcock sticks it. 232 00:07:31,686 --> 00:07:33,719 Holt old school sticks it. 233 00:07:33,785 --> 00:07:34,851 Ro-Ro sticks it. 234 00:07:34,995 --> 00:07:36,793 Debbie... where's Debbie? 235 00:07:38,554 --> 00:07:41,286 I can't do this, Charles. I didn't even grab a meat. 236 00:07:41,321 --> 00:07:44,490 I'm not some expert cold cut thrower like you. 237 00:07:44,525 --> 00:07:47,311 Everyone, I need a second for a freak in trouble. 238 00:07:47,528 --> 00:07:49,828 Debbie, I once stood here in front of this squad 239 00:07:49,863 --> 00:07:51,295 - and felt like I didn't belong. - But... 240 00:07:51,330 --> 00:07:52,597 But nothing. This is your chance 241 00:07:52,632 --> 00:07:53,598 to do something great. 242 00:07:53,633 --> 00:07:55,000 Debbie, this is your moment. 243 00:07:55,035 --> 00:07:57,796 Take it, and stick this meat. 244 00:07:59,023 --> 00:08:00,480 - Is this turkey? - Yes. 245 00:08:00,668 --> 00:08:02,043 I'm very allergic to turkey. 246 00:08:02,141 --> 00:08:03,474 [shouting] 247 00:08:03,509 --> 00:08:05,309 - Hold her down! - Ahh! 248 00:08:05,344 --> 00:08:06,435 [screams] 249 00:08:06,471 --> 00:08:07,471 So Debbie's out. 250 00:08:07,507 --> 00:08:09,347 But she'll be fine, thanks to her purse 251 00:08:09,382 --> 00:08:10,449 full of EpiPens. 252 00:08:10,608 --> 00:08:12,617 And now, that brings us to the end of round one, 253 00:08:12,652 --> 00:08:15,717 which mean it is time for another song. 254 00:08:16,355 --> 00:08:19,157 ♪ It was the meet of the moment ♪ 255 00:08:19,192 --> 00:08:20,858 ♪ Meat, meat, meat of the moment ♪ 256 00:08:20,893 --> 00:08:23,094 - Yeah, we'll be back in five. - ♪ Throw, throw, throw it ♪ 257 00:08:23,129 --> 00:08:24,595 ♪ At the window, window, window ♪ 258 00:08:24,630 --> 00:08:26,830 So I bet you're wondering how I did so well 259 00:08:26,865 --> 00:08:29,033 - in that last competition. - Actually, I was impressed 260 00:08:29,068 --> 00:08:30,091 you didn't eat any of the meat. 261 00:08:30,127 --> 00:08:31,150 Well, I don't deserve all the credit. 262 00:08:31,186 --> 00:08:32,986 Scully, show 'em what we're working with. 263 00:08:33,022 --> 00:08:35,251 This is Dorothy, my pill box. 264 00:08:37,155 --> 00:08:38,622 - Good God. - My friend here 265 00:08:38,658 --> 00:08:40,278 has dozens of medications prescribed 266 00:08:40,313 --> 00:08:41,313 for all of his ailments. 267 00:08:41,349 --> 00:08:42,482 They make him normal. 268 00:08:42,518 --> 00:08:44,551 They make me limitless. 269 00:08:44,587 --> 00:08:46,688 This blood thinner can suppress appetite. 270 00:08:46,968 --> 00:08:49,769 This eczema pill can cause extreme muscle spasms. 271 00:08:49,805 --> 00:08:50,888 Which is pretty inconvenient, 272 00:08:50,923 --> 00:08:53,023 unless you need to hurl meat across the room. 273 00:08:53,058 --> 00:08:55,460 My God. He's doping. 274 00:08:55,495 --> 00:08:56,743 Welcome to the big leagues. 275 00:08:58,063 --> 00:08:59,396 Well, looks like things 276 00:08:59,431 --> 00:09:01,031 just got a little more interesting. 277 00:09:01,066 --> 00:09:02,499 No, they got worse. 278 00:09:02,534 --> 00:09:04,468 Amy, it's like Torrance from "Bring It On" says, 279 00:09:04,503 --> 00:09:06,670 "You'll never be the best until you win against the best. 280 00:09:06,705 --> 00:09:07,931 Didn't they lose in the end? 281 00:09:07,967 --> 00:09:09,206 Yeah, but this is different. 282 00:09:09,241 --> 00:09:10,340 Hitchcock isn't nearly as good 283 00:09:10,375 --> 00:09:11,308 as the East Compton Clovers. 284 00:09:11,343 --> 00:09:13,685 [laughs] It's like, where's your head at? 285 00:09:13,896 --> 00:09:15,658 It's gonna be fine. It might not be fine. 286 00:09:16,081 --> 00:09:18,048 Diaz, congratulations on moving on 287 00:09:18,083 --> 00:09:21,052 to the second round, said I, sarcastically. 288 00:09:21,088 --> 00:09:22,211 Oh, you're still in this. 289 00:09:22,247 --> 00:09:24,688 I knew a uniformed officer had been eliminated, 290 00:09:24,723 --> 00:09:26,323 I just couldn't remember which one. 291 00:09:26,358 --> 00:09:28,916 Okay, we're both great at insults. Let's move on. 292 00:09:28,991 --> 00:09:31,793 Tell me, why do you wanna win this game so badly? 293 00:09:31,913 --> 00:09:34,814 Honestly... I guess I still feel like 294 00:09:34,850 --> 00:09:36,745 my parents don't accept my sexuality. 295 00:09:37,702 --> 00:09:39,436 And winning this will let me prove to myself 296 00:09:39,471 --> 00:09:41,674 that as long as I feel good about who I am, 297 00:09:42,380 --> 00:09:43,779 that's all that matters. 298 00:09:44,609 --> 00:09:46,243 That's a load of dung. 299 00:09:46,278 --> 00:09:48,245 You processed that parent stuff a year ago. 300 00:09:48,280 --> 00:09:50,514 You're right, we're going to drag brunch this Sunday. 301 00:09:50,549 --> 00:09:55,185 No. There's something private that is fueling you. 302 00:09:55,220 --> 00:09:56,885 And when I find that private fuel, 303 00:09:56,921 --> 00:09:59,049 I will extract it to use as my private fuel 304 00:09:59,085 --> 00:10:00,421 in my private fuel tank. 305 00:10:00,457 --> 00:10:02,958 Then I will have a full tank of private fuel, 306 00:10:02,994 --> 00:10:05,479 and you will have an empty tank of private... 307 00:10:06,054 --> 00:10:07,054 Rosa. 308 00:10:07,090 --> 00:10:09,577 Welcome to K-9 Hide-and-Seek. 309 00:10:09,868 --> 00:10:11,601 You'll be given five minutes to hide, 310 00:10:11,636 --> 00:10:13,435 during which time Officer Frisbee 311 00:10:13,470 --> 00:10:14,807 will be learning your scent. 312 00:10:14,843 --> 00:10:16,438 Whoever he finds first is out. 313 00:10:16,473 --> 00:10:18,207 - How'd you get our clothes? - Doesn't matter. 314 00:10:18,242 --> 00:10:19,441 Now, hide, freaks! 315 00:10:19,476 --> 00:10:22,066 Hide from the society that shunned you! 316 00:10:22,246 --> 00:10:23,867 - _ - ♪ ♪ 317 00:10:25,349 --> 00:10:26,940 What? Why aren't you hiding? Are you quitting? 318 00:10:26,976 --> 00:10:28,538 Oh, no, quite the opposite. 319 00:10:28,933 --> 00:10:31,231 This little guy keeps Scully's liver from imploding, 320 00:10:31,267 --> 00:10:32,566 but it has a neat side effect. 321 00:10:32,602 --> 00:10:34,669 It also masks your natural odor 322 00:10:34,705 --> 00:10:36,506 and makes you smell like a dead fish. 323 00:10:36,594 --> 00:10:38,460 - Ew. - Who's got two stinky thumbs 324 00:10:38,495 --> 00:10:40,048 that stink like rotten salmon? 325 00:10:40,464 --> 00:10:41,877 This stinky guy. 326 00:10:41,913 --> 00:10:42,935 You suck. 327 00:10:43,100 --> 00:10:46,768 Ready or not, here comes my hellhound! 328 00:10:46,803 --> 00:10:54,075 ♪ ♪ 329 00:11:01,015 --> 00:11:02,031 I'm a mop. 330 00:11:02,067 --> 00:11:03,151 [barking] 331 00:11:03,186 --> 00:11:04,019 Shh. 332 00:11:04,054 --> 00:11:06,318 The flattop has left the big top. 333 00:11:06,606 --> 00:11:07,973 Uh, wait, where's Jake? 334 00:11:08,009 --> 00:11:08,957 Well, there's a TV cart 335 00:11:08,992 --> 00:11:10,491 suspiciously in the middle of the room, 336 00:11:10,526 --> 00:11:11,626 that ceiling tile's out of place, 337 00:11:11,661 --> 00:11:14,162 and he said he was going to hide somewhere reckless, 338 00:11:14,197 --> 00:11:16,164 so I'm guessing he's up there. 339 00:11:16,199 --> 00:11:18,600 That's right, Amy. I'm in the ceiling. 340 00:11:18,635 --> 00:11:20,501 Unlike you boring, old fogies, 341 00:11:20,536 --> 00:11:23,037 I found the craziest... [grunts] 342 00:11:23,072 --> 00:11:24,338 [all gasp] 343 00:11:24,373 --> 00:11:25,706 [groans] 344 00:11:25,741 --> 00:11:26,835 Don't worry. 345 00:11:27,442 --> 00:11:29,661 My bones and ribs broke my fall. 346 00:11:31,848 --> 00:11:33,673 Time for our next competition, 347 00:11:33,708 --> 00:11:34,907 So if you're not staying here, The Hellevator. 348 00:11:34,942 --> 00:11:38,644 You see, normally, our elevator can hold up to 12 freaks. 349 00:11:38,679 --> 00:11:40,347 But what if it's filled with boxes, 350 00:11:40,382 --> 00:11:42,187 and those freaks are wearing bomb suits? 351 00:11:42,223 --> 00:11:44,517 Well then, its capacity drops to four. 352 00:11:44,552 --> 00:11:47,954 Oh, but Mr. Barnum, there are five freaks here. 353 00:11:47,989 --> 00:11:49,822 Whatever shall we do? 354 00:11:49,857 --> 00:11:50,991 That's the twist. 355 00:11:51,026 --> 00:11:52,825 You have to fight for your spot. 356 00:11:52,861 --> 00:11:55,097 And once those elevator doors close, 357 00:11:55,133 --> 00:11:56,729 one of you will be out. 358 00:11:56,764 --> 00:12:00,666 Oh, did I mention, you have to do it all in bomb suits? 359 00:12:00,701 --> 00:12:02,435 Yes, that was one of the first things you mentioned. 360 00:12:02,470 --> 00:12:04,545 Oh, sorry. I was thinking of my next song. 361 00:12:04,872 --> 00:12:07,163 Anyway, suit up, freaks! 362 00:12:07,475 --> 00:12:10,042 [sighing, straining] 363 00:12:10,077 --> 00:12:11,711 - You're pretty hurt, huh? - Yeah. 364 00:12:11,746 --> 00:12:12,945 It's very exciting. 365 00:12:12,980 --> 00:12:14,580 I'm the underdog now, like Seabiscuit. 366 00:12:14,615 --> 00:12:15,782 I mean, sure, I can't lift my arms, 367 00:12:15,818 --> 00:12:17,838 but Seabiscuit won without even having arms. 368 00:12:18,251 --> 00:12:20,166 - What are you talking about? - I don't know. I fell. 369 00:12:20,202 --> 00:12:21,421 We're already married. It doesn't matter. 370 00:12:21,456 --> 00:12:22,627 Well, you guys are in for a beating. 371 00:12:22,663 --> 00:12:24,557 What, is that some kind of kidney pill? 372 00:12:24,592 --> 00:12:26,131 It's to reduce my various swellings. 373 00:12:26,167 --> 00:12:27,226 Basically, it's just speed. 374 00:12:27,261 --> 00:12:29,060 - That's illegal, and... - Ack-ack-ack-ack! 375 00:12:29,095 --> 00:12:30,896 Okay, here we go, everyone. 376 00:12:30,931 --> 00:12:34,238 The game begins when the elevator doors ding. 377 00:12:34,274 --> 00:12:36,935 Are you ready for the Hellevator? 378 00:12:37,060 --> 00:12:39,438 Buckle up. The juice is loose! 379 00:12:39,473 --> 00:12:40,605 [dings] 380 00:12:40,640 --> 00:12:43,374 Here we go, Hitchcock! [grunts] 381 00:12:43,409 --> 00:12:44,576 What the [bleep]? 382 00:12:44,611 --> 00:12:48,379 ♪ ♪ 383 00:12:48,414 --> 00:12:49,815 Jake, let me in, let me in! Are you in? 384 00:12:49,850 --> 00:12:51,550 Amy, I'm not gonna make it! 385 00:12:51,585 --> 00:12:53,384 You just go for the day off. You've earned it. 386 00:12:53,419 --> 00:12:54,619 No, we're gonna lose the car! 387 00:12:54,654 --> 00:12:55,887 Oh, crap! Right, the car. 388 00:12:55,922 --> 00:12:57,322 Oh, no, we're gonna lose the car! 389 00:12:57,357 --> 00:12:58,751 Hell no, we won't! 390 00:12:58,787 --> 00:13:00,792 [screams] 391 00:13:00,827 --> 00:13:02,198 She "Armageddon'd" me. 392 00:13:02,385 --> 00:13:04,139 I don't know what that means. 393 00:13:06,331 --> 00:13:08,660 Another love's sacrifice, 394 00:13:08,701 --> 00:13:10,501 and another lover reborn. 395 00:13:10,536 --> 00:13:12,336 These games truly have it all. 396 00:13:12,372 --> 00:13:14,187 And now, a quick intermission 397 00:13:14,228 --> 00:13:16,507 for one of my legendary costume changes. 398 00:13:18,010 --> 00:13:19,309 All right, come on, Charles. 399 00:13:19,344 --> 00:13:21,779 Quick change, no time for touch-ups. 400 00:13:21,814 --> 00:13:23,095 We're running long. 401 00:13:23,949 --> 00:13:25,850 - Ow! - Oh, Debbie. 402 00:13:25,885 --> 00:13:27,918 - Are you okay? - Yeah, I'm just recovering 403 00:13:27,953 --> 00:13:29,119 from the EpiPen. 404 00:13:29,154 --> 00:13:30,754 I'm sorry I messed everything up. 405 00:13:30,789 --> 00:13:32,756 I'm just not cut out for this high-stakes world 406 00:13:32,791 --> 00:13:34,060 of having fun with friends. 407 00:13:34,096 --> 00:13:36,693 First off, if you think you messed this up, you're crazy. 408 00:13:36,728 --> 00:13:37,961 Nothing can mess up the performance 409 00:13:37,996 --> 00:13:39,021 I'm putting on out there. 410 00:13:39,057 --> 00:13:41,531 Secondly, what you did today was incredible. 411 00:13:41,566 --> 00:13:43,765 I got disqualified immediately. 412 00:13:45,037 --> 00:13:47,937 Did I ever tell you the story of my Jimmy Jabs humiliation? 413 00:13:47,972 --> 00:13:50,773 No. You pretty much never talked to me till today. 414 00:13:50,808 --> 00:13:54,444 Well, it was 2009, it was the opening ceremonies 415 00:13:54,479 --> 00:13:55,845 and I couldn't be more excited. 416 00:13:55,880 --> 00:13:57,814 I even got my hair styled just for the event. 417 00:13:58,097 --> 00:14:00,117 Charles, flame me. 418 00:14:00,152 --> 00:14:01,784 [screams] 419 00:14:01,819 --> 00:14:03,853 I was out before the games even began. 420 00:14:03,888 --> 00:14:06,723 But I wouldn't change that moment for the world 421 00:14:06,758 --> 00:14:10,527 because it made me realize that not even flames 422 00:14:10,562 --> 00:14:12,528 can grind me down to dust. 423 00:14:12,563 --> 00:14:15,864 There is a place for us, for we are glorious. 424 00:14:15,899 --> 00:14:19,668 - You are the bearded lady. - We are all the bearded lady. 425 00:14:19,703 --> 00:14:21,970 Now ask yourself what have you always wanted to do, 426 00:14:22,005 --> 00:14:23,739 - but were too scared to try? - Sing. 427 00:14:23,774 --> 00:14:25,041 - What? - I wanna sing 428 00:14:25,076 --> 00:14:27,337 - in front of everyone. - Okay, little lady, 429 00:14:27,373 --> 00:14:28,876 you get that voice warmed up 430 00:14:28,911 --> 00:14:31,179 because you are doing the closing ceremonies. 431 00:14:31,214 --> 00:14:33,592 I can't. I haven't prepared. 432 00:14:33,628 --> 00:14:35,029 I don't even know the song. 433 00:14:35,065 --> 00:14:37,919 Welcome to show business. It waits for no one. 434 00:14:37,954 --> 00:14:39,198 You're on in an hour. 435 00:14:39,755 --> 00:14:42,157 So Diaz, I figured out why you wanna win. 436 00:14:42,192 --> 00:14:43,724 I hacked your work calendar. 437 00:14:43,759 --> 00:14:44,712 Those calendars are public. 438 00:14:44,748 --> 00:14:45,993 Everyone on the system has access. 439 00:14:46,028 --> 00:14:47,162 I hacked it. I'm a hacker. 440 00:14:47,197 --> 00:14:49,730 Anyhow, you took a vacation 14 days ago, 441 00:14:49,765 --> 00:14:52,667 and yet, you already want another day off? 442 00:14:52,702 --> 00:14:56,071 Odd, unless you need it for a unique, 443 00:14:56,106 --> 00:14:57,905 once-in-a-lifetime occurrence. 444 00:14:57,940 --> 00:15:01,392 Perhaps a proposal to your girlfriend Jocelyn. 445 00:15:01,877 --> 00:15:03,099 - What? - You've been dating for a year, 446 00:15:03,135 --> 00:15:04,412 you've met each other's parents, 447 00:15:04,447 --> 00:15:06,765 and you just got your nails done 448 00:15:06,801 --> 00:15:09,832 to present her with a ring. 449 00:15:10,753 --> 00:15:12,753 - Jocelyn broke up with me. - What? 450 00:15:12,788 --> 00:15:14,207 I want the day off so I can sit alone 451 00:15:14,243 --> 00:15:16,057 and listen to death metal and get my head right. 452 00:15:16,173 --> 00:15:18,273 But what about my nail polish solve? 453 00:15:18,309 --> 00:15:19,794 Getting my nails done made me feel better 454 00:15:19,829 --> 00:15:22,597 - for a second. - Ahh! 455 00:15:22,632 --> 00:15:24,198 This is a trick to throw me off. 456 00:15:24,233 --> 00:15:26,307 I bet things are better than ever and you... 457 00:15:26,396 --> 00:15:27,396 Oh. 458 00:15:27,829 --> 00:15:29,163 You really are crying. 459 00:15:30,139 --> 00:15:33,608 Welcome to my most sadistic creation. 460 00:15:33,643 --> 00:15:36,611 The tangled nightmare of extension cords 461 00:15:36,646 --> 00:15:38,395 that lives in our supply closet. 462 00:15:38,431 --> 00:15:42,616 Your mission is to untangle your lamp's cord, plug it in, 463 00:15:42,651 --> 00:15:45,752 and then pull yourself to it on your dolly and turn it on. 464 00:15:45,787 --> 00:15:48,121 Oh, nice. Hitchcock's coming down from the speed. 465 00:15:48,156 --> 00:15:49,455 I have a chance. 466 00:15:49,490 --> 00:15:51,285 Freaks, begin! 467 00:15:51,660 --> 00:15:53,259 [grunts] 468 00:15:53,294 --> 00:15:55,154 - [grunting] - Jake! 469 00:15:57,243 --> 00:15:58,660 - What is that? - Grab the top one 470 00:15:58,696 --> 00:16:00,363 - and yank the bottom one! - Oh, thank God 471 00:16:00,399 --> 00:16:01,472 that's what she meant. 472 00:16:01,508 --> 00:16:03,002 Although, I'm open to whatever you wanna try. 473 00:16:03,038 --> 00:16:04,137 Here we go. [grunts] 474 00:16:04,172 --> 00:16:05,605 Diaz, I wanna apologize. 475 00:16:06,154 --> 00:16:07,588 I'm not talking to you. 476 00:16:07,842 --> 00:16:09,776 [grunts] Oh, oh, Amy, it worked! 477 00:16:09,811 --> 00:16:11,645 - The banging worked! - What? No! 478 00:16:11,680 --> 00:16:12,875 Here we go. 479 00:16:13,110 --> 00:16:14,376 Go. 480 00:16:14,849 --> 00:16:18,150 ♪ ♪ 481 00:16:18,185 --> 00:16:19,184 Gotcha. 482 00:16:19,319 --> 00:16:20,285 You're never gonna catch me. 483 00:16:20,320 --> 00:16:23,756 [grunting] Yes, I did it! 484 00:16:23,791 --> 00:16:25,157 And Hitchcock's gonna lose! 485 00:16:25,192 --> 00:16:26,792 Rosa and Holt are gonna beat him. 486 00:16:26,827 --> 00:16:28,302 Rosa, stop. I give up. 487 00:16:28,528 --> 00:16:30,595 I want you to know I'm sorry for prying. 488 00:16:30,630 --> 00:16:32,395 Win this thing, and enjoy your day off. 489 00:16:32,431 --> 00:16:34,266 And if you ever want a friend to sit with you 490 00:16:34,301 --> 00:16:37,102 and silently listen to death metal, 491 00:16:37,137 --> 00:16:39,680 just know I'm always here. 492 00:16:40,313 --> 00:16:42,223 Okay. I'd like that. 493 00:16:43,577 --> 00:16:45,310 Ah, no! What are you freaks doing? 494 00:16:45,345 --> 00:16:46,551 We're leaving the competition. 495 00:16:46,587 --> 00:16:48,981 Some things are more important than a game. 496 00:16:49,016 --> 00:16:51,049 No, they're not! Wait, where are you going? 497 00:16:51,084 --> 00:16:52,752 Don't leave! We need you to... 498 00:16:53,352 --> 00:16:55,219 [people gasping] 499 00:16:55,254 --> 00:16:57,855 [groans] 500 00:16:57,890 --> 00:17:00,293 Why does the ceiling hate me? 501 00:17:02,316 --> 00:17:03,883 I don't get it. Why did you make this bet 502 00:17:03,918 --> 00:17:06,119 - in the first place? - I don't know. 503 00:17:06,154 --> 00:17:07,253 Terry kept saying all that stuff 504 00:17:07,288 --> 00:17:08,254 about how I matured, 505 00:17:08,289 --> 00:17:10,189 and I got worried I was becoming a boring adult. 506 00:17:10,224 --> 00:17:11,791 You are not a boring adult. 507 00:17:11,826 --> 00:17:13,913 No. I am. 508 00:17:14,495 --> 00:17:15,594 You wanna know why I really wanted 509 00:17:15,629 --> 00:17:17,086 that year of no paperwork? 510 00:17:17,122 --> 00:17:18,131 It's so if we did get pregnant, 511 00:17:18,166 --> 00:17:20,098 I would have more time to help with the baby. 512 00:17:20,468 --> 00:17:22,235 - Aww. - No, save your "aww." 513 00:17:22,270 --> 00:17:24,570 I don't deserve it. I'm just some boring, responsible guy 514 00:17:24,605 --> 00:17:26,072 that's about to lose our car. 515 00:17:26,107 --> 00:17:28,441 - You're still pretty irresponsible. - [sucks teeth] Aww. 516 00:17:28,476 --> 00:17:30,476 You're just saying that 'cause you're my wife. 517 00:17:30,511 --> 00:17:31,978 No, I'm not. 518 00:17:32,013 --> 00:17:33,479 Yesterday, you took the batteries 519 00:17:33,514 --> 00:17:34,914 out of our smoke detector 520 00:17:34,949 --> 00:17:36,881 to put in your Big Mouth Billy Bass. 521 00:17:36,917 --> 00:17:38,455 - You noticed. - Yeah. 522 00:17:38,808 --> 00:17:40,608 - In a bad way. - Yeah. 523 00:17:40,830 --> 00:17:43,264 Now get up, and win this bet. 524 00:17:43,323 --> 00:17:45,203 - You can do this. - Yeah, you're right. 525 00:17:45,525 --> 00:17:47,059 - I can do this. - Yeah. 526 00:17:47,094 --> 00:17:49,627 [screams] 527 00:17:49,894 --> 00:17:51,330 Yeah, I maybe can't do this. 528 00:17:51,365 --> 00:17:53,398 The time has come for the grand finale, 529 00:17:53,433 --> 00:17:54,499 the obstacle course. 530 00:17:54,534 --> 00:17:56,168 This is gonna be rough. 531 00:17:56,203 --> 00:17:58,170 Turns out, taking a ton of random pills 532 00:17:58,205 --> 00:17:59,504 is really bad for you. 533 00:17:59,539 --> 00:18:01,106 Everything hurts. 534 00:18:01,141 --> 00:18:03,275 Yeah, I'm like 50/50 gonna die. 535 00:18:03,310 --> 00:18:06,244 On your mark, get set, dazzle me, freaks! 536 00:18:06,279 --> 00:18:07,296 [both grunting] 537 00:18:07,332 --> 00:18:11,019 First, you must make your way past the barricade hurdles. 538 00:18:11,217 --> 00:18:12,984 - [grunts] - After the hurdles, 539 00:18:13,019 --> 00:18:15,319 you must fish a dollar coin out of our gross, 540 00:18:15,354 --> 00:18:18,122 clogged-up sink of nightmares. 541 00:18:18,157 --> 00:18:19,156 [blubbering] 542 00:18:19,191 --> 00:18:21,158 - Ahh! - Ew. 543 00:18:21,193 --> 00:18:23,194 You use that money to buy a hot dog. 544 00:18:23,229 --> 00:18:24,496 After you eat the entire dog, 545 00:18:24,531 --> 00:18:26,030 you'll return to the break room, 546 00:18:26,065 --> 00:18:27,264 where you must extract an olive 547 00:18:27,299 --> 00:18:29,835 from the windpipe of a Heimlich practice dummy. 548 00:18:30,336 --> 00:18:32,303 Why are you using your mouth for everything? 549 00:18:32,338 --> 00:18:34,005 The winner will be the first person 550 00:18:34,040 --> 00:18:36,035 to sit in the Ringmaster's throne. 551 00:18:36,576 --> 00:18:38,610 Uh-oh, surprise twist! 552 00:18:38,645 --> 00:18:40,945 To get to the throne, you must break through 553 00:18:40,980 --> 00:18:42,679 - a breach training door. - What? 554 00:18:42,714 --> 00:18:44,347 Why are you making this so hard on me? 555 00:18:44,382 --> 00:18:45,482 It's all for the show, Jake. 556 00:18:45,517 --> 00:18:47,117 The greatest show on Earth! 557 00:18:47,152 --> 00:18:49,140 All right, fine. I can do this. 558 00:18:49,810 --> 00:18:51,404 For my wife. 559 00:18:52,257 --> 00:18:56,527 [screams in slow motion] 560 00:18:56,562 --> 00:19:01,331 [whimpers, grunts normally] 561 00:19:01,366 --> 00:19:02,390 Ah, it didn't work. 562 00:19:02,426 --> 00:19:04,367 My skeleton feels like it's made of Skittles. 563 00:19:04,402 --> 00:19:07,037 - I can't do it, Amy. - Yes, you can, okay? 564 00:19:07,072 --> 00:19:08,572 You just need a little energy. 565 00:19:08,607 --> 00:19:10,306 And Debbie's EpiPens are full of adrenaline. 566 00:19:10,341 --> 00:19:11,975 - Is that a smart thing to do? - Probably not, 567 00:19:12,010 --> 00:19:13,885 but sometimes it's good to be a little irresponsible. 568 00:19:13,921 --> 00:19:14,978 You're gonna make me sick. 569 00:19:15,013 --> 00:19:16,346 It's better than losing our car. 570 00:19:16,381 --> 00:19:19,516 I mean, is it? 'Cause... [screams] 571 00:19:19,551 --> 00:19:21,238 I will never die! 572 00:19:23,221 --> 00:19:25,188 - Yeah! - Whoo! Whoo-hoo! 573 00:19:25,223 --> 00:19:27,357 - Whoo-hoo-hoo! Hoo! - Jake is champion! 574 00:19:27,392 --> 00:19:29,526 Congratulations, you inherit the circus! 575 00:19:29,561 --> 00:19:31,972 I did it! I don't want the circus. 576 00:19:37,034 --> 00:19:38,000 [death metal playing over headphones] 577 00:19:38,035 --> 00:19:39,202 - You like it? - Not at all. 578 00:19:39,237 --> 00:19:40,603 - You can leave. - Not a chance. 579 00:19:40,638 --> 00:19:42,605 ♪ ♪ 580 00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:45,241 The show is over, lessons were learned, 581 00:19:45,276 --> 00:19:46,276 tears were cried. 582 00:19:46,311 --> 00:19:47,743 Just remember, freaks, 583 00:19:47,778 --> 00:19:50,547 the real freak is the freak inside. 584 00:19:50,582 --> 00:19:53,773 And now, ladies and gentlemen, Debbie Fogel. 585 00:19:58,856 --> 00:20:03,025 ♪ And now our games come to an end ♪ 586 00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:07,096 ♪ We started as freaks but now we're friends ♪ 587 00:20:07,131 --> 00:20:10,729 ♪ And we'll all be friends forever ♪ 588 00:20:11,135 --> 00:20:12,922 ♪ Forever ♪ 589 00:20:13,570 --> 00:20:19,675 ♪ Forever ♪ 590 00:20:24,348 --> 00:20:26,508 Well, that was weird. 591 00:20:26,683 --> 00:20:28,712 Whoa-ho-ho, you hear that? 592 00:20:29,152 --> 00:20:31,319 It's the total silence of people reeling 593 00:20:31,354 --> 00:20:32,988 from the performance of a lifetime. 594 00:20:33,023 --> 00:20:34,555 - How does it feel? - Incredible. 595 00:20:34,590 --> 00:20:37,325 - I've never been that loud. - That's what most singing is. 596 00:20:37,360 --> 00:20:39,160 And with more practice, you'll only get louder. 597 00:20:39,195 --> 00:20:40,795 Do you really think they liked it? 598 00:20:40,830 --> 00:20:42,899 It doesn't matter what other people think. 599 00:20:43,199 --> 00:20:45,500 What matters is that you can do anything 600 00:20:45,535 --> 00:20:47,135 you put your mind to, because in the end, 601 00:20:47,170 --> 00:20:50,515 my bearded lady, the beard was under you, 602 00:20:50,839 --> 00:20:52,895 - the greatest showman. - [chuckles] 603 00:20:53,676 --> 00:20:56,099 You're right. I can do anything. 604 00:20:56,445 --> 00:20:59,413 [mischievous music] 605 00:20:59,448 --> 00:21:04,052 ♪ ♪ 606 00:21:04,088 --> 00:21:06,216 Anything I put my mind to. 607 00:21:07,723 --> 00:21:10,090 ♪ Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yes, oh ♪ 608 00:21:11,741 --> 00:21:15,741 Sync & corrections by emeline-whovian www.addic7ed.com