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Gentlemen, may I present
to you the Suicide Squad.
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Hang on there, genius.
You want us, your enemies,
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to help you bring down
Commissioner Kelly?
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You guys consider me your enemy?
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You're some of my best friends.
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We haven't talked to you in,
like, three years, C.J.
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Wait, yeah.
I'm thinking of different guys.
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Oh, Raymond, that you came
to me to ask for help
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shows how much you've matured.
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You know what else shows
how much you've matured?
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Your withered face.
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Now I know why you refer
to this as a Suicide Squad,
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Peralta, because I already
want to kill myself.
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Why don't you wait a week?
You'll probably die of old age.
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The only way I'm going to die
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is if you touch me with
one of your bony fingers
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and drag me across
the River Styx, you reaper.
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Ah, wonderful. Very creative.
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Look, John Kelly has to be stopped.
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He's spying on civilians.
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It's unconstitutional and it's wrong.
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Please. Do you think any one
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of these jackals cares about
what's right or wrong?
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- I'll help.
- See, sir?
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There is good in every person.
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But I want it to be known
it's for selfish reasons.
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Why would you want that to be known?
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'Cause I've never met C.J. before
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and I want him to think that I'm cool.
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It's working.
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I mean, I love how
you're taking over the room.
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Like that? Yeah, it's awesome.
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You know, I actually wouldn't mind
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getting rid of John Kelly either.
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That guy makes up so many dumb rules.
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He told me I couldn't eat raw chicken.
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And you think a new commissioner will...
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Yeah, he's already on board,
so yes, a new commissioner
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would let you eat raw chicken
for whatever reason.
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- It's healthier.
- It sure is, Ceej.
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And what do you hope
to get out of this, Madeline?
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Let me guess... Revenge on
Dorothy for killing your sister?
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I want the same as you, Raymond...
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I think what John Kelly
is doing is terrible.
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Yes, well said, Wuntch.
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So, we're all on board.
This is exciting!
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Let's bring it in, huh?
"Suicide Squad" on three.
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Ready? One, two...
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I don't touch other dudes' hands.
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- Whose hand is sticky?
- It might be me.
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- I ate a popsicle earlier.
- It's probably Madeline.
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Cockroaches release
a mucus-like secretion.
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You would know about roaches, you roach.
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And three! Suicide Squad!
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Sync & corrections by emeline-whovian
www.addic7ed.com
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Sorry. Sorry I'm late.
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Why is Santiago here?
We agreed to keep this secret.
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Well, it's hard to keep secrets
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when you're married to an ace detective.
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He told me as soon as he got home.
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I did. I'm so excited
about the Suicide Squad.
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Oh, I love seeing these glimpses
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of domestic Peraltiago.
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- Now kiss.
- No.
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- You don't do it enough.
- We do it all the time,
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- just not in front of you.
- It's been a year!
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We don't have time for this.
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Now, Kelly's stingrays
can steal cell phone data
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from anyone, including us, so I procured
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special equipment for us
to communicate with.
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Extremely old beepers?
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Yeah, they're analog, so the
stingrays can't detect them.
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I had one of these in high
school, and it was so cool.
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You're just sitting in math class,
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and you feel that buzz,
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and it's your dad saying he loves you.
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The rest of the day,
you're just walking on air.
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Did you guys just kiss?
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- Hm?
- Did I miss it?
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Yes. It was very unprofessional.
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- Oh, come on!
- I don't like this.
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I wouldn't wish working
with Madeline Wuntch
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on my worst enemy, and my worst enemy
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is Madeline Wuntch, whom I hate.
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Look, if you wanna stop Kelly,
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she's the key to my entire plan.
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So, either you get over it,
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or we walk away from
this thing right now.
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Ugh, fine.
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I will learn to trust Madeline Wuntch.
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I will never trust Madeline Wuntch.
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She's a venomous snake
waiting to strike,
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and you know what we do to snakes.
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Chop their heads off. Remove the skin.
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- Turn them into boots.
- Don't be absurd.
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Who would want Trollskin boots?
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You just said she was a snake.
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The devil comes in many forms.
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No, what I meant was
I want you to follow her
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and make sure she doesn't betray us.
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And, uh, don't tell Peralta.
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Count me in.
I got nothing else going on.
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Aren't you supposed to be getting ready
to transfer to Staten Island?
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- Eh, that's not real.
- It was pretty real last week.
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That's before I decided
to pretend it wasn't.
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- I'm in denial.
- Most people who are in denial
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don't usually say they're in denial.
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That's because they're in denial
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about being in denial.
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But I'm not in denial.
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I'm in denial.
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Is Jeffords' brain okay
for this mission?
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Yes, sir... for this and all
future Nine-Nine missions,
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which I'll definitely be a part of.
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But let's go.
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So, this apartment will be our base
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for the duration of the mission.
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Thank you to The Vulture
for procuring it.
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Hey, don't thank me.
Thank my boy, Billy.
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He said the place was mine
while he's still in prison.
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That's not what it sounds like.
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His only crime was planning
a kickass music festival.
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Are you friends with
the Fyre Festival guy?
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Best friends. He got a bum rap.
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You can learn about it when
my documentary comes out.
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It points all the blame
where it clearly belongs...
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with the island people.
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Wow, so many levels of terrible there.
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All right, we need to catch Kelly
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in the act of illegally spying,
so here's the plan.
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We commit a fake crime so serious
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that he's forced to deploy the stingray.
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- What kind of crime?
- We're gonna kidnap a cop.
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But not just any cop...
it needs to be someone
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so high-ranking that it sends shockwaves
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through the system,
but not important enough
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that their absence negatively
impacts the NYPD in any way.
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Who you guys thinking?
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We're clearly all looking at you.
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Oh, God. Am I in charge of the meeting?
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Dismissed. Dismissed.
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No. You're getting kidnapped, C.J.
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Amy, Charles, and I
will be the kidnappers.
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Captain Holt is the driver.
Here's how it'll go down.
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- Approaching the target.
- All right, let's do this.
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Masks on.
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Actually, scratch that.
We're not gonna use ski masks.
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We'll use cool rubber masks.
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Ooh, we should be the ladies
of "The First Wives Club."
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I call Keaton.
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We're not gonna do
"First Wives Club" masks.
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Just because you can't be Keaton?
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- Grow up, Jake!
- No, because they don't exist.
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And also, yeah,
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Keaton is clearly the coolest one
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and I don't think it's really fair
that you just "called her."
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Forget it.
We'll wear scary gorilla masks.
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- Approaching the target.
- Okay, let's do this.
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Masks on.
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When C.J. goes to get
his morning coffee,
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we will arrive and grab him.
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He will pretend to struggle
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just enough to attract attention.
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Help! Help!
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I'm gonna write this down
so I remember my lines.
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I can see that you already
have the word "milk"
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written on your hand.
I know where this is going.
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Milk! Milk!
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- Don't do that.
- Too risky.
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What if you leave DNA evidence
at the scene?
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Well, luckily,
it's a missing person's case,
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so the lead detective
will be The Vulture.
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He will arrive and...
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No, no, no, no, no. Hold on, Peralta.
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You forgot to say that
I ride in on my motorcycle.
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Okay, The Vulture who
rode in on his motorcycle...
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Kobe.
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Will take charge and
eliminate any evidence
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we left behind.
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- There's nothing here.
- Make sure the other people
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working with you
are your worst detectives.
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I got just the guys for you.
I mean, they're real duds.
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I wouldn't even trust
those two to get coffee for me.
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Gerard, tell him where we're at.
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Brooklyn.
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You know, you guys take off,
all right? I got this.
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- All right.
- Hey, you. Come here.
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You wanna tell me what you saw?
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I'll tell you what I'd like to see.
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- Your big...
- Stop.
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I'm the one describing the plan.
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What, so there's not
gonna be any sex at all?
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No. The point is,
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without any good leads,
Kelly will give the order
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to use the stingray...
an order that we will record
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thanks to our very own Madeline Wuntch.
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Not possible.
Kelly won't tell me anything.
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- He won't even meet with me.
- Perhaps you can sneak in
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disguised as an old leather chair.
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Will you calm down?
She works at One Police Plaza.
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All you have to do is "run into him."
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Commissioner Kelly.
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Oh, Madeline. I didn't see you there.
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I thought you were an old leather chair.
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- He's not gonna say that.
- He might.
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You're worse than The Vulture.
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Anyways, give him a handshake,
a pat on the back...
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I heard your app caught a serial killer.
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HotClues strikes again.
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- Yes, indeedy.
- And plant the bug.
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And that's the plan.
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That is exactly how tomorrow's gonna go.
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Got it.
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So you do or you don't
want me to yell "milk"?
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- Approaching the target.
- Okay, let's do this.
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Masks on.
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I thought we were getting rubber masks.
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Yeah, I couldn't find any.
It's not Halloween.
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These look like they're from
"Fifty Shades of Grey."
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Yeah, I got them from a sex shop, Amy,
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and we're lucky to have them.
There were only three left.
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At least you're not wearing a gimp mask.
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Look, there weren't a lot of options.
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It was a very awkward
retail interaction.
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Can we please just kidnap C.J. now?
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Leave me alone!
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- Leave me alone!
- What the [bleep]?
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You'll never get me alive! Help!
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Help! Somebody call the police!
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Here, take her. Take her instead of me.
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No, don't hurt me.
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Don't hurt me.
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- Oh, it's you.
- Yeah, it's us.
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Now, get in the van.
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Oh, okay.
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Help!
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Hey, could we stop and get a Slushee?
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It's just that you guys kinda
made me drop it back there.
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- What the hell was that, C.J.?
- I'm sorry!
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I didn't know it was you.
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You were supposed to be
in gorilla masks.
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Okay, so, let me get this straight.
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You thought that we were real kidnappers
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who showed up at the exact time
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that we planned a fake kidnapping?
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Exactly. You get it. He gets it.
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Nobody is following us.
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I'm headed back to the apartment.
249
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Okay, look, that didn't go great,
250
00:07:53,573 --> 00:07:55,575
but we got away, and on the plus side,
251
00:07:55,618 --> 00:07:57,098
no more of the plan hinges on C.J.
252
00:07:57,142 --> 00:07:58,273
Oh, thank God.
253
00:07:58,317 --> 00:07:59,535
He pulled off your mask, Jake.
254
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What if someone saw you?
255
00:08:00,536 --> 00:08:02,321
That's why we have The Vulture.
256
00:08:03,061 --> 00:08:04,366
- Kobe.
- Ow.
257
00:08:06,629 --> 00:08:07,935
Captain Pembroke,
what do you have there?
258
00:08:07,979 --> 00:08:09,763
- Did you find a hair?
- Nice work.
259
00:08:09,806 --> 00:08:11,405
Let's bag it. Let's get it to the lab.
260
00:08:12,244 --> 00:08:13,549
They have my hair?
261
00:08:13,593 --> 00:08:15,247
I thought you put your
two worst guys on this.
262
00:08:15,290 --> 00:08:16,552
These are my worst guys, all right?
263
00:08:16,596 --> 00:08:18,293
They're real dorks.
They both wear glasses.
264
00:08:18,337 --> 00:08:19,599
- One of them's even a woman.
- Ugh.
265
00:08:19,642 --> 00:08:21,209
You said you didn't trust them
to get coffee.
266
00:08:21,253 --> 00:08:23,211
Look, if you can't tell what
"coffee" is code for by now,
267
00:08:23,255 --> 00:08:25,300
then you and I shouldn't
be talking about this, Jake.
268
00:08:25,344 --> 00:08:26,475
Oh, my God.
269
00:08:26,519 --> 00:08:27,999
He put his best detectives on the case.
270
00:08:28,042 --> 00:08:30,131
Hey, my two best detectives
are Sticky and Boner,
271
00:08:30,175 --> 00:08:32,220
and they definitely
know how to order "coffee."
272
00:08:32,264 --> 00:08:33,613
Extra cream. Wink, wink.
273
00:08:33,656 --> 00:08:35,615
Guys, stop fighting. We did it.
274
00:08:35,658 --> 00:08:37,399
Let's just chill and play some "Madden."
275
00:08:37,443 --> 00:08:38,705
No one's playing "Madden" with you, C.J.
276
00:08:38,748 --> 00:08:40,098
You know what, Peralta?
277
00:08:40,141 --> 00:08:42,709
This is all your fault.
A witness saw your face
278
00:08:42,752 --> 00:08:44,667
and now there's a police sketch
of you being sent around.
279
00:08:44,711 --> 00:08:46,452
Oh, please.
That doesn't even look like me.
280
00:08:46,495 --> 00:08:47,888
The only thing that got right
is my little curl,
281
00:08:47,932 --> 00:08:48,976
and I can just get rid of that.
282
00:08:49,020 --> 00:08:50,412
- Jake, you can't.
- You're right.
283
00:08:50,456 --> 00:08:52,458
- It's worth the risk to keep it.
- This is bad.
284
00:08:52,501 --> 00:08:54,025
- Our plan is collapsing.
- No, it's not.
285
00:08:54,068 --> 00:08:56,592
John Kelly's gonna authorize
the stingray within the hour
286
00:08:56,636 --> 00:08:57,767
and everything'll be fine...
287
00:08:57,811 --> 00:08:59,465
assuming Wuntch gets the bug in place.
288
00:08:59,508 --> 00:09:01,588
_
289
00:09:02,163 --> 00:09:04,296
- She's still standing there.
- Oh, since we got time,
290
00:09:04,339 --> 00:09:05,471
you wanna talk about
your good-bye party?
291
00:09:05,514 --> 00:09:06,733
Will you eat a cake,
or does it have to be
292
00:09:06,776 --> 00:09:08,082
- boneless chicken breast?
- Sure.
293
00:09:08,126 --> 00:09:10,219
70-year-old Terry
can eat whatever he wants.
294
00:09:10,255 --> 00:09:11,999
You are talking about
my retirement party, right?
295
00:09:12,043 --> 00:09:13,261
20 years from now.
296
00:09:13,305 --> 00:09:14,828
Dude, you know
I'm not talking about that.
297
00:09:14,871 --> 00:09:16,482
What do you think is gonna
happen at the end of the week?
298
00:09:16,525 --> 00:09:18,614
I don't know, but I do know
what's gonna happen right now.
299
00:09:18,658 --> 00:09:19,937
Topic change.
300
00:09:19,973 --> 00:09:22,060
You ever wonder where wind starts?
301
00:09:22,096 --> 00:09:23,880
I have. Wind is crazy.
302
00:09:23,924 --> 00:09:25,795
- You need to face facts.
- About wind?
303
00:09:25,839 --> 00:09:27,536
I'm trying, but you won't engage.
304
00:09:27,580 --> 00:09:29,408
Why you in denial about wind, Rosa?
305
00:09:29,451 --> 00:09:30,500
Commissioner Kelly.
306
00:09:30,844 --> 00:09:32,063
Something's going on with Wuntch.
307
00:09:32,106 --> 00:09:33,803
I heard your app caught a serial killer.
308
00:09:33,847 --> 00:09:35,816
HotClues strikes again.
309
00:09:35,852 --> 00:09:37,394
Yes, indeedy.
310
00:09:40,897 --> 00:09:42,987
What the hell, Raymond?
You were following me?
311
00:09:43,030 --> 00:09:44,292
I don't know what you're talking about.
312
00:09:44,336 --> 00:09:46,033
- I've been here the whole time.
- My mistake.
313
00:09:46,227 --> 00:09:48,316
These two goons were carrying
a dirty old mop
314
00:09:48,359 --> 00:09:49,839
that looked exactly like you.
315
00:09:49,882 --> 00:09:51,196
- What did you do?
- She's up to something.
316
00:09:51,232 --> 00:09:52,320
I'm sure of it.
317
00:09:52,363 --> 00:09:53,743
Hey, it's Kimble and Gerard.
318
00:09:53,786 --> 00:09:55,621
Those nerds found DNA
all over the scene.
319
00:09:55,657 --> 00:09:56,659
Take care of it.
320
00:09:56,702 --> 00:09:57,834
- Now?
- Yes!
321
00:09:57,877 --> 00:09:59,140
You know, I know I just got here,
322
00:09:59,183 --> 00:10:00,358
but it feels like
everything's falling apart.
323
00:10:00,402 --> 00:10:01,794
No, everything's going great, Rosa.
324
00:10:01,838 --> 00:10:03,579
Hey, cool. I'm not the only one
325
00:10:03,622 --> 00:10:05,015
that's in denial. It's catching on.
326
00:10:05,059 --> 00:10:06,625
I'm not in denial.
We've had a few hiccups,
327
00:10:06,669 --> 00:10:08,975
but all that matters is that
Wuntch planted the bug on Kelly.
328
00:10:09,019 --> 00:10:11,108
- No. I didn't.
- What's that now?
329
00:10:11,152 --> 00:10:13,110
You don't trust me, I don't trust you.
330
00:10:13,154 --> 00:10:15,199
The mission is off.
Here's your bug back.
331
00:10:15,243 --> 00:10:17,810
It's not an actual bug,
so don't eat it, you lizard.
332
00:10:17,854 --> 00:10:20,644
Ha! You didn't specify
the subspecies of lizard.
333
00:10:20,680 --> 00:10:21,986
I won that round!
334
00:10:22,022 --> 00:10:23,337
Oh, my God. Will you give it a rest?
335
00:10:24,256 --> 00:10:26,875
Oh, man. I can't believe
this wild ride's over.
336
00:10:26,919 --> 00:10:28,094
We've changed so much.
337
00:10:28,137 --> 00:10:29,747
You know, when we started out,
we were just
338
00:10:29,791 --> 00:10:32,054
Charles the jock, Amy the rebel,
339
00:10:32,098 --> 00:10:34,968
Captain Silly Pants, Talky-talky Rosa,
340
00:10:35,004 --> 00:10:38,060
Terry the stoner,
and C.J. the ringleader.
341
00:10:38,104 --> 00:10:39,366
I'm not sure you're nailing these.
342
00:10:39,409 --> 00:10:41,759
Okay, I smoothed things over
with Madeline,
343
00:10:41,803 --> 00:10:43,587
and she's agreed
to rejoin the Suicide Squad.
344
00:10:43,631 --> 00:10:46,764
Oh, goody gumdrops.
But do we even need her?
345
00:10:46,808 --> 00:10:48,070
What does she bring to the table?
346
00:10:48,114 --> 00:10:50,246
- 30 years of police experience.
- I have 33.
347
00:10:50,290 --> 00:10:51,726
I earned a Police Combat Cross.
348
00:10:51,769 --> 00:10:52,901
I have a Medal of Honor.
349
00:10:52,945 --> 00:10:55,077
I own the record for most arrests
350
00:10:55,121 --> 00:10:56,948
as a uniformed officer in NYPD history.
351
00:10:56,984 --> 00:10:59,212
You got me there... of course,
I never spent much time in
352
00:10:59,255 --> 00:11:02,824
uniform because I was promoted
to detective after one month.
353
00:11:02,868 --> 00:11:04,521
They're not allowed to do that.
It's against the rules.
354
00:11:04,565 --> 00:11:06,784
It's also against the rules
to let a pile of worms
355
00:11:06,828 --> 00:11:08,438
wear a uniform, and yet here you stand.
356
00:11:08,482 --> 00:11:10,527
Okay, just stop.
Look, sir, I've explained this.
357
00:11:10,571 --> 00:11:12,878
Wuntch is the only one
that can get close to Kelly.
358
00:11:12,921 --> 00:11:14,353
- We need her.
- Okay.
359
00:11:14,662 --> 00:11:16,229
- The worm pile stays.
- Great.
360
00:11:16,272 --> 00:11:18,884
That was our last obstacle...
except for one other thing,
361
00:11:18,927 --> 00:11:20,102
I promised her that you would apologize
362
00:11:20,146 --> 00:11:21,321
for everything you've ever done to her.
363
00:11:21,364 --> 00:11:23,410
Including the Michelle Obama incident?
364
00:11:23,453 --> 00:11:24,890
Yes, she mentioned that specifically.
365
00:11:24,933 --> 00:11:26,152
I'm very curious what happened there.
366
00:11:26,195 --> 00:11:27,831
Oh, it's nothing. But fine.
367
00:11:28,719 --> 00:11:32,201
I'm sorry, Madeline, for everything.
368
00:11:32,245 --> 00:11:34,255
- Hey.
- Especially for...
369
00:11:35,639 --> 00:11:36,945
Pushing you into Michelle Obama
370
00:11:36,989 --> 00:11:38,468
from behind and then running away.
371
00:11:38,512 --> 00:11:39,687
- What?
- Sir!
372
00:11:39,730 --> 00:11:41,950
- It was very funny.
- Apology accepted.
373
00:11:41,994 --> 00:11:43,125
There's a Policeman's Ball tonight.
374
00:11:43,169 --> 00:11:45,127
I can plant the bug on Kelly there.
375
00:11:45,171 --> 00:11:47,042
And since you don't trust me,
you can be my plus one.
376
00:11:47,086 --> 00:11:49,610
Oh, please.
Everyone knows we're enemies.
377
00:11:49,653 --> 00:11:51,307
- It would raise suspicions.
- Don't worry.
378
00:11:51,351 --> 00:11:53,266
I know just what to tell people.
379
00:11:53,309 --> 00:11:55,798
Madeline and I are now...
380
00:11:56,878 --> 00:11:58,082
lovers.
381
00:11:58,445 --> 00:12:00,577
So, we can assume Kelly
authorized stingray surveillance
382
00:12:00,621 --> 00:12:02,971
and we missed it, but if we
ratchet up the pressure on him,
383
00:12:03,007 --> 00:12:04,305
we might get another chance.
384
00:12:04,341 --> 00:12:05,916
How do we ratchet up pressure
more than we already have?
385
00:12:05,952 --> 00:12:08,332
By making him believe that
the "kidnappers" are serious,
386
00:12:08,368 --> 00:12:09,847
and that C.J. is in real danger.
387
00:12:09,891 --> 00:12:12,850
Ooh, what if we send Kelly
a severed finger in a box?
388
00:12:12,894 --> 00:12:14,504
No way! I need all my fingers.
389
00:12:14,548 --> 00:12:16,332
How else am I gonna do
the hang ten sign?
390
00:12:16,376 --> 00:12:17,855
Nobody's cutting off your fingers.
391
00:12:17,899 --> 00:12:19,509
I meant we would get one
from the morgue.
392
00:12:19,553 --> 00:12:20,534
From the morgue?
393
00:12:20,570 --> 00:12:23,315
Man, we are always getting
into the craziest situations.
394
00:12:23,383 --> 00:12:25,646
If I were leaving this squad,
I'd miss these moments,
395
00:12:25,689 --> 00:12:26,952
but I'm not, so I won't.
396
00:12:26,995 --> 00:12:28,431
Okay, seriously.
What's going on with him?
397
00:12:28,475 --> 00:12:29,519
- It's a whole thing.
- Is it gonna screw up the plan?
398
00:12:29,563 --> 00:12:30,868
It's more quietly self-destructive.
399
00:12:30,912 --> 00:12:32,673
- Sounds good. Terry, do you.
- I have an idea.
400
00:12:33,045 --> 00:12:34,872
So when my dad lost his
flower shop, my Aunt Bruce...
401
00:12:34,916 --> 00:12:36,526
Charles, we don't have time
for a weird Boyle story
402
00:12:36,570 --> 00:12:37,919
right now. Just tell us your idea.
403
00:12:37,963 --> 00:12:39,225
We make a scary hostage video
404
00:12:39,268 --> 00:12:40,707
where it looks like
we're gonna kill C.J.
405
00:12:40,743 --> 00:12:42,182
Ooh, I love that. Wait a minute.
406
00:12:42,218 --> 00:12:44,125
Your dad did that
to save his flower shop?
407
00:12:44,161 --> 00:12:45,249
Was your aunt the hostage?
What happened?
408
00:12:45,285 --> 00:12:46,405
You said we didn't have time.
409
00:12:46,442 --> 00:12:47,660
I didn't know it was
the coolest story ever.
410
00:12:47,704 --> 00:12:48,684
Oh, it is.
411
00:12:48,720 --> 00:12:49,901
Well then, tell the whole
thing and spare no detail.
412
00:12:49,937 --> 00:12:51,069
Okay, so you know how Aunt
Bruce can lactate on command?
413
00:12:51,113 --> 00:12:52,592
- Of course.
- Guys.
414
00:12:52,636 --> 00:12:54,246
Yeah, sorry. All right.
So we'll make a hostage video,
415
00:12:54,290 --> 00:12:56,323
but I don't think we should do it here.
It's too nice.
416
00:12:56,568 --> 00:12:59,295
Do we know anyone with, like,
a real creepy basement?
417
00:12:59,338 --> 00:13:00,992
Yeah, it's just got
one exposed light bulb
418
00:13:01,036 --> 00:13:02,298
and a couple of spent mattresses.
419
00:13:02,341 --> 00:13:03,741
"Spent"? Oh, yeah.
420
00:13:03,777 --> 00:13:05,126
- That sounds perfect.
- Oh, wait.
421
00:13:05,162 --> 00:13:07,425
Before we decide... Scully,
what's your basement like?
422
00:13:07,461 --> 00:13:08,941
Bunch of old Victorian wallpaper
423
00:13:08,977 --> 00:13:11,066
that came with the house.
I tried to peel it off,
424
00:13:11,102 --> 00:13:12,451
but the wall underneath was covered with
425
00:13:12,487 --> 00:13:14,750
- fingernail scratches.
- Ooh.
426
00:13:14,970 --> 00:13:16,450
Hitchcock, can you top it?
427
00:13:16,486 --> 00:13:18,009
Mine has mother's hospital bed.
428
00:13:18,053 --> 00:13:19,489
- Okay, Scully?
- Uh-huh, yeah.
429
00:13:19,532 --> 00:13:22,187
I got this one red door
I've never been able to open
430
00:13:22,231 --> 00:13:24,494
and I hear screams behind it sometimes.
431
00:13:24,537 --> 00:13:26,928
But it's probably just the wind.
432
00:13:27,903 --> 00:13:29,383
Okay, that's actually too scary.
433
00:13:29,419 --> 00:13:30,494
Hitchcock's it is.
434
00:13:31,327 --> 00:13:33,633
How do we get close enough
without attracting attention?
435
00:13:33,677 --> 00:13:35,809
Could dance. You must know some moves.
436
00:13:35,853 --> 00:13:38,160
You were mentioned by name
in the "Monster Mash."
437
00:13:38,203 --> 00:13:40,597
Fine, but on two conditions...
we stay at least
438
00:13:40,640 --> 00:13:43,034
4 inches apart at all times,
and you tuck your tail
439
00:13:43,078 --> 00:13:44,992
back into your pants
so I don't trip on it.
440
00:13:45,036 --> 00:13:46,054
Deal.
441
00:13:47,169 --> 00:13:49,373
My name is Captain Jason Stentley.
442
00:13:50,041 --> 00:13:51,897
It's Friday night... I think.
443
00:13:52,217 --> 00:13:53,776
There's no windows in here.
444
00:13:54,426 --> 00:13:57,081
This morning,
I was kidnapped for real...
445
00:13:57,117 --> 00:13:58,223
- Stop.
- What?
446
00:13:58,267 --> 00:13:59,305
What was wrong with that?
447
00:13:59,341 --> 00:14:00,658
You said you were kidnapped "for real."
448
00:14:00,694 --> 00:14:02,195
Well, I don't want people
to think I was fake kidnapped.
449
00:14:02,231 --> 00:14:03,363
You know? I'm selling it.
450
00:14:03,399 --> 00:14:04,923
Okay, let's just do it again.
451
00:14:04,959 --> 00:14:06,961
Say you were kidnapped and nothing else.
452
00:14:06,997 --> 00:14:09,086
Now he's gonna add "nothing else."
453
00:14:09,180 --> 00:14:10,877
- She's right.
- Okay, fine, one more time.
454
00:14:10,913 --> 00:14:12,697
Take 12. Just say kidnapped.
455
00:14:12,733 --> 00:14:13,769
Okay.
456
00:14:14,370 --> 00:14:15,999
Kidnapped.
457
00:14:16,461 --> 00:14:17,592
You move well.
458
00:14:17,628 --> 00:14:20,152
Must be all the extra legs, you crab.
459
00:14:20,188 --> 00:14:21,667
Don't you find this exhausting?
460
00:14:21,703 --> 00:14:23,096
Thinking of fresh insults?
461
00:14:23,132 --> 00:14:25,830
Not at all, you coffin cave mold beetle.
462
00:14:27,383 --> 00:14:29,080
I meant our relationship.
463
00:14:29,124 --> 00:14:30,516
Aren't you tired of the rivalry?
464
00:14:30,560 --> 00:14:33,345
We fight and we fight,
and nothing changes.
465
00:14:33,389 --> 00:14:34,912
But we're really not so different.
466
00:14:34,955 --> 00:14:36,392
I suppose we were close once.
467
00:14:36,435 --> 00:14:38,437
Remember Brighton Beach?
468
00:14:38,481 --> 00:14:41,701
1,200 kilos of heroin
in an abandoned subway tunnel.
469
00:14:41,745 --> 00:14:43,050
How could I forget?
470
00:14:43,094 --> 00:14:45,488
The largest drug bust in NYPD history
471
00:14:45,531 --> 00:14:47,490
pulled off by a most unlikely duo.
472
00:14:47,533 --> 00:14:49,883
A woman, and a gay, black detective.
473
00:14:49,927 --> 00:14:53,974
No, I meant a human and
a rotted jack-o'-lantern.
474
00:14:55,023 --> 00:14:56,329
Don't be so hard on yourself.
475
00:14:56,448 --> 00:14:58,619
You weren't
all the way rotted back then.
476
00:14:59,850 --> 00:15:01,199
There's John Kelly.
477
00:15:01,243 --> 00:15:02,983
Twirl me into him,
and I'll place the bug.
478
00:15:04,594 --> 00:15:07,336
- Hello, John.
- Right on time, Madeline.
479
00:15:07,379 --> 00:15:10,208
Did Raymond buy it?
Did he think you were bonding?
480
00:15:10,252 --> 00:15:12,341
He was smiling at me like an idiot.
481
00:15:12,384 --> 00:15:15,742
You've betrayed us,
you coffin cave mole beetle!
482
00:15:16,388 --> 00:15:18,085
Okay, one more take.
483
00:15:18,129 --> 00:15:20,392
Please stop saying, "Don't
forget to like and subscribe."
484
00:15:20,436 --> 00:15:22,742
Sure, but how we gonna get
followers on this thing then?
485
00:15:22,786 --> 00:15:24,309
NYPD!
486
00:15:24,353 --> 00:15:25,745
- NYPD!
- What's going on?
487
00:15:25,789 --> 00:15:27,138
What's going on is you're under arrest
488
00:15:27,182 --> 00:15:29,140
for the kidnapping of Jason Stentley.
489
00:15:29,184 --> 00:15:30,234
Kobe.
490
00:15:30,963 --> 00:15:33,548
But Kobe never passed.
491
00:15:35,358 --> 00:15:37,882
I can't go to prison.
I couldn't even get through
492
00:15:37,926 --> 00:15:38,796
the scary parts of the musical,
"Chicago."
493
00:15:38,840 --> 00:15:39,971
Does anyone have a good lawyer?
494
00:15:40,015 --> 00:15:41,364
I got a divorce guy, an alimony guy,
495
00:15:41,408 --> 00:15:43,841
a slip and fall guy,
a pizza's too hot guy...
496
00:15:43,877 --> 00:15:46,750
Everybody just relax.
We're not gonna go to prison.
497
00:15:46,793 --> 00:15:48,404
It's all gonna work out in the end.
498
00:15:48,447 --> 00:15:50,144
- Should we play Celebrity?
- Come on, man.
499
00:15:50,188 --> 00:15:51,581
Yeah, come on, Terry.
No one wants to play Celebrity...
500
00:15:51,624 --> 00:15:53,496
the best game ever made...
but he does have a point.
501
00:15:53,539 --> 00:15:55,062
Nothing bad is gonna happen to us.
502
00:15:55,106 --> 00:15:56,237
Wrong!
503
00:15:56,281 --> 00:15:57,413
You turds are about to get flushed.
504
00:15:57,456 --> 00:15:59,153
Come on, Peralta. You're up first.
505
00:15:59,197 --> 00:16:00,503
- Let's go.
- Oh, cool.
506
00:16:00,546 --> 00:16:03,027
So, I'm the first turd to be flushed.
507
00:16:03,070 --> 00:16:04,768
Bye, you guys. What are you doing?
508
00:16:04,811 --> 00:16:06,813
You were gonna get promoted
out of Missing Persons.
509
00:16:06,857 --> 00:16:08,162
Your plan went to hell, tough guy.
510
00:16:08,206 --> 00:16:10,034
Wuntch... she came to me
with a much better one.
511
00:16:10,077 --> 00:16:11,992
Guess what she's giving me
for betraying you?
512
00:16:12,036 --> 00:16:13,385
My dream job... captain of the...
513
00:16:13,429 --> 00:16:14,647
- 69th precinct.
- Bingo.
514
00:16:14,691 --> 00:16:16,214
Look, you're not gonna
get away with this.
515
00:16:16,257 --> 00:16:17,476
You were a part of the whole thing.
516
00:16:17,520 --> 00:16:18,912
First of all, Jake, there's no records
517
00:16:18,956 --> 00:16:20,261
that you and I teamed up together
518
00:16:20,305 --> 00:16:21,915
because you insisted that
we only communicate
519
00:16:21,959 --> 00:16:23,700
- through a beeper.
- Stupid beepers.
520
00:16:23,743 --> 00:16:25,353
We're right to be addicted
to our phones.
521
00:16:25,397 --> 00:16:27,486
Eyewitness saw you.
The DNA's all over the scene.
522
00:16:27,530 --> 00:16:30,576
And I caught you red-handed
making a hostage video.
523
00:16:30,620 --> 00:16:31,969
Your [bleep] is cooked.
524
00:16:32,012 --> 00:16:33,274
That's not a saying. It's "goose."
525
00:16:33,318 --> 00:16:34,450
Who cares about a goose?
526
00:16:34,493 --> 00:16:35,886
I'm talking about cooking a penis.
527
00:16:35,929 --> 00:16:37,104
All right, this is pointless.
528
00:16:37,148 --> 00:16:38,497
C.J. will just tell everyone the truth.
529
00:16:38,541 --> 00:16:40,107
No, he won't. I bought him off.
530
00:16:40,151 --> 00:16:41,500
All I gotta do is play
"Madden" with him.
531
00:16:41,544 --> 00:16:43,284
- Come on, C.J.
- Hey, you know what?
532
00:16:43,328 --> 00:16:44,677
I just beefed hard, so I'm gonna let you
533
00:16:44,721 --> 00:16:47,419
stew in here for a little while.
I am loving it.
534
00:16:47,463 --> 00:16:50,108
Such a loser.
535
00:16:50,466 --> 00:16:52,293
And this is rock bottom.
536
00:16:52,337 --> 00:16:54,165
Oh, Raymond. This is sad.
537
00:16:54,208 --> 00:16:55,775
He's the one you think
of like a son, right?
538
00:16:55,819 --> 00:16:58,256
Or are you closer to Santiago?
Not that it matters.
539
00:16:58,299 --> 00:16:59,562
They're both equally going to prison.
540
00:16:59,605 --> 00:17:02,047
Oh, come on, Madeline.
There's no need to gloat.
541
00:17:02,347 --> 00:17:04,175
Though, it does feel good.
542
00:17:04,218 --> 00:17:05,437
Gloaty, gloat, gloat.
543
00:17:05,481 --> 00:17:07,439
I knew I never should have trusted you.
544
00:17:07,483 --> 00:17:10,486
Yes, obviously not, you dum-dum.
545
00:17:10,529 --> 00:17:12,313
John, you're gonna wanna remember this.
546
00:17:12,357 --> 00:17:13,750
Why don't you snap a photo of him?
547
00:17:13,793 --> 00:17:14,688
Oh, yeah.
548
00:17:15,578 --> 00:17:17,144
Yeah...
549
00:17:17,188 --> 00:17:18,276
Why don't you get in there with him?
550
00:17:18,319 --> 00:17:19,538
Oh, why the heck not?
551
00:17:19,582 --> 00:17:21,497
My kids just got me
a digital picture frame.
552
00:17:21,540 --> 00:17:23,977
All right, everybody say, "Nine-Nine."
553
00:17:24,021 --> 00:17:25,283
- Nine-Nine.
- Mm.
554
00:17:25,326 --> 00:17:27,415
Raymond, I love the scowl,
555
00:17:27,459 --> 00:17:29,330
but could you slump
your shoulders a bit more?
556
00:17:29,374 --> 00:17:31,750
Remember... you're a man
who just lost everything.
557
00:17:32,420 --> 00:17:34,308
And done.
558
00:17:37,034 --> 00:17:39,079
- We got it, Peralta.
- Boom!
559
00:17:39,123 --> 00:17:40,516
Are they totally shocked?
560
00:17:40,559 --> 00:17:42,343
Is Kelly like, what just happened?
561
00:17:42,387 --> 00:17:44,520
- What just happened?
- You've been had, John.
562
00:17:44,563 --> 00:17:46,739
You see, when you handed me
your own locked phone
563
00:17:46,783 --> 00:17:48,306
just now to snap that photo,
564
00:17:48,349 --> 00:17:50,177
I cloned it to a secure network server.
565
00:17:50,221 --> 00:17:51,701
When you handed Wuntch
your locked phone...
566
00:17:51,744 --> 00:17:53,485
Yeah, yeah. I already said that part.
567
00:17:53,529 --> 00:17:55,313
Sorry. I can't see or hear anything.
568
00:17:55,356 --> 00:17:56,619
I'll just be quiet from now on.
569
00:17:56,662 --> 00:17:58,011
I might chime in with a,
"Yeah!" here and there
570
00:17:58,055 --> 00:17:59,535
- to stay in the mix.
- Great.
571
00:17:59,578 --> 00:18:01,232
The only way to get you
to trust me is if you thought
572
00:18:01,275 --> 00:18:02,929
- I was betraying Holt.
- Yeah!
573
00:18:02,973 --> 00:18:05,584
And now I have access to all
your personal correspondence...
574
00:18:05,628 --> 00:18:06,759
All right!
575
00:18:06,803 --> 00:18:08,369
Including all stingray authorizations.
576
00:18:08,413 --> 00:18:10,546
It's over, Kelly. You're done.
577
00:18:10,589 --> 00:18:11,677
Okay.
578
00:18:11,721 --> 00:18:13,374
You may have won this round, Madeline,
579
00:18:13,418 --> 00:18:15,202
but you're gonna live to regret it.
580
00:18:15,246 --> 00:18:17,683
You are both so gonna live to regret it.
581
00:18:17,727 --> 00:18:19,555
I agree with what was just said.
582
00:18:19,598 --> 00:18:21,295
Hey, Jake?
I'm just gonna hold this down.
583
00:18:21,339 --> 00:18:22,383
Yeah, sounds good. Thank you.
584
00:18:22,427 --> 00:18:23,950
When did you hatch this plan?
585
00:18:23,994 --> 00:18:25,691
Peralta thought of it when
I tried to quit the mission.
586
00:18:25,735 --> 00:18:27,519
Hey, what's Holt's expression right now?
587
00:18:27,563 --> 00:18:29,390
Would you describe it as, proud daddy?
588
00:18:29,434 --> 00:18:30,578
It's hard to tell.
589
00:18:30,614 --> 00:18:32,480
He's still piecing it together.
This could take a while.
590
00:18:32,524 --> 00:18:35,396
Why didn't you just tell me
what was actually happening?
591
00:18:35,440 --> 00:18:36,746
I wanted to, sir,
592
00:18:36,789 --> 00:18:38,704
but it involved
trusting Madeline Wuntch,
593
00:18:38,748 --> 00:18:40,706
and I just didn't think
you could handle it.
594
00:18:40,750 --> 00:18:43,006
But I'm sorry that I lied to you.
595
00:18:44,101 --> 00:18:46,190
Sir? Sir?
596
00:18:46,233 --> 00:18:47,365
Oh, no. Is he mad?
597
00:18:47,408 --> 00:18:49,454
I can't see anything. Did he storm out?
598
00:18:49,497 --> 00:18:53,110
No, I stormed in...
to tell you it was a great plan.
599
00:18:53,153 --> 00:18:54,546
Nice work, Peralta.
600
00:18:54,590 --> 00:18:57,199
And there it is... the proud daddy.
601
00:18:57,462 --> 00:19:00,204
- _
- Well, well, well. Commissioner.
602
00:19:00,247 --> 00:19:01,727
Still not used to hearing that.
603
00:19:01,771 --> 00:19:03,337
Of course, I'm only acting commissioner
604
00:19:03,381 --> 00:19:04,861
until they choose someone permanent.
605
00:19:04,904 --> 00:19:06,036
Might well be you.
606
00:19:06,079 --> 00:19:08,446
After all, you brought down John Kelly.
607
00:19:08,482 --> 00:19:09,822
Wonder what he's doing now.
608
00:19:09,866 --> 00:19:11,781
He's got a much higher-paying
job in the private sector.
609
00:19:11,824 --> 00:19:14,218
- Yes, the world is horrible.
- Mm.
610
00:19:14,261 --> 00:19:16,263
But then again,
sometimes, it surprises you.
611
00:19:16,307 --> 00:19:19,484
This whole time, I thought
you were up to something,
612
00:19:19,527 --> 00:19:22,269
but really, you just wanted
what was right for the NYPD.
613
00:19:22,313 --> 00:19:23,449
I did.
614
00:19:24,097 --> 00:19:26,670
But also, I was up to something.
615
00:19:27,492 --> 00:19:29,146
Could I have everyone's attention?
616
00:19:29,189 --> 00:19:30,626
I know it's my last day,
617
00:19:30,669 --> 00:19:33,006
and I've been in denial
about it all week.
618
00:19:33,791 --> 00:19:35,042
And I still am.
619
00:19:35,326 --> 00:19:37,110
So, I'm giving this toast for no reason.
620
00:19:37,154 --> 00:19:38,329
Here's to nothing!
621
00:19:38,372 --> 00:19:39,504
You okay there, Ter?
622
00:19:39,547 --> 00:19:41,327
It's just that, if I wasn't in denial,
623
00:19:41,637 --> 00:19:43,421
I would be so depressed right now
624
00:19:43,464 --> 00:19:45,295
at the thought of leaving all of you.
625
00:19:45,466 --> 00:19:47,049
Yeah, we'd be depressed too...
626
00:19:47,643 --> 00:19:50,210
if anything was happening,
which it isn't.
627
00:19:50,254 --> 00:19:52,299
Right, and I'm not gonna say that
628
00:19:52,343 --> 00:19:54,780
no matter what precinct number
is on your uniform,
629
00:19:54,824 --> 00:19:56,782
you will always
be part of the Nine-Nine.
630
00:19:56,826 --> 00:19:59,306
It means so much to me you
aren't saying that right now.
631
00:19:59,350 --> 00:20:01,352
And I wanna say
I'm not gonna miss you at all,
632
00:20:01,395 --> 00:20:02,875
you piece of crap. Good riddance.
633
00:20:02,919 --> 00:20:04,660
Pretty sure you're misreading
the game here, Charles.
634
00:20:04,703 --> 00:20:06,052
Yeah. I see that now.
635
00:20:06,096 --> 00:20:07,706
- To nothing.
- To nothing!
636
00:20:07,750 --> 00:20:10,666
- Thanks, guys, but this sucks.
- Terry, come on.
637
00:20:10,709 --> 00:20:12,189
We're still gonna see you all the time.
638
00:20:12,232 --> 00:20:13,226
I promise.
639
00:20:13,262 --> 00:20:14,832
You'll come visit me in Staten Island?
640
00:20:15,192 --> 00:20:17,110
Yeah! Or, you know,
641
00:20:17,629 --> 00:20:19,892
you can come to Brooklyn.
There's seven of us, one of you,
642
00:20:19,936 --> 00:20:21,502
but we can iron out the details later.
643
00:20:21,546 --> 00:20:22,721
Nobody's going to Staten Island.
644
00:20:22,765 --> 00:20:24,636
Okay, damn, I get it. I'll come to you.
645
00:20:24,680 --> 00:20:26,725
No, you're staying here
at the Nine-Nine.
646
00:20:26,769 --> 00:20:28,379
I just talked to Madeline Wuntch.
647
00:20:28,422 --> 00:20:29,772
She's making a personnel change,
648
00:20:29,815 --> 00:20:31,338
which frees up some room in the budget.
649
00:20:31,382 --> 00:20:33,297
- Really?
- What kind of personnel change?
650
00:20:33,340 --> 00:20:35,299
I told her that I'd only spent a month
651
00:20:35,342 --> 00:20:37,083
as a patrolman before I made detective.
652
00:20:37,127 --> 00:20:38,519
She said that's against regulations
653
00:20:38,563 --> 00:20:42,349
and has decided to
rectify the situation.
654
00:20:42,393 --> 00:20:44,264
Rectify it how?
655
00:20:44,308 --> 00:20:47,267
_
656
00:21:17,718 --> 00:21:21,718
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