1 00:00:00,333 --> 00:00:04,203 - So I told Nikolaj, "Who cares if you're bad at skateboarding? 2 00:00:05,373 --> 00:00:06,271 When you grow up, nobody thinks skateboarders are cool." 3 00:00:06,273 --> 00:00:08,974 What's cool is having your own pants. 4 00:00:08,976 --> 00:00:10,976 - Uh-huh. Sure. - Jake, you seem distracted. 5 00:00:10,978 --> 00:00:12,945 You're agreeing with everything I say. 6 00:00:15,082 --> 00:00:16,015 We should go on a month-long couples' vacation: 7 00:00:17,151 --> 00:00:18,050 - you, Amy, me, and my dad. - Yeah, yeah, fine, whatever. 8 00:00:19,020 --> 00:00:19,820 - And we should get matching hats that say, 9 00:00:20,855 --> 00:00:21,655 "Best Bud 1" and "Best Bud 2." And wear them all the time! 10 00:00:22,223 --> 00:00:23,023 - For sure. Look, Charles, don't look behind you, 11 00:00:23,290 --> 00:00:24,090 buwe're being followed. 12 00:00:25,026 --> 00:00:25,826 I saw this guy when we were leaving the precinct, 13 00:00:26,761 --> 00:00:27,561 and he was in line at lunch, and now he's right behind us. 14 00:00:28,162 --> 00:00:28,962 - Is it someone you arrested? 15 00:00:29,830 --> 00:00:30,630 - I don't recognize him, but judging by the 16 00:00:31,265 --> 00:00:32,065 head-to-toe denim, I say he's either not American 17 00:00:32,266 --> 00:00:33,066 or deeply American. 18 00:00:33,601 --> 00:00:34,533 I'm thinking Ukraine or Kentucky. 19 00:00:35,169 --> 00:00:36,168 - Well, should we call it in? 20 00:00:36,170 --> 00:00:38,804 - No. I've got a better idea. 21 00:00:47,381 --> 00:00:48,313 - Hi there. 22 00:00:48,315 --> 00:00:50,249 Who are you, and why are you following me? 23 00:00:50,251 --> 00:00:51,850 - I'm not following you. 24 00:00:51,852 --> 00:00:54,853 - I come for Charles Boyle. - Hey, hey, hey! 25 00:00:54,855 --> 00:00:56,488 - Hands where we can see them. - Chill out, bro! 26 00:00:56,490 --> 00:00:59,258 It's not gun. It's just... uh, it's a toy. 27 00:00:59,260 --> 00:01:00,592 No shoot, pretty please. 28 00:01:00,594 --> 00:01:02,461 It's gift for Nikolaj. 29 00:01:02,463 --> 00:01:04,530 - Nikolaj? - How do you know Charles' son? 30 00:01:04,532 --> 00:01:05,731 - My name is Gintars. 31 00:01:05,733 --> 00:01:07,499 From Latvia. 32 00:01:07,501 --> 00:01:09,134 I am Nikolaj birth father. 33 00:01:09,136 --> 00:01:11,136 - Ohh! 34 00:01:11,138 --> 00:01:13,205 Nikolaj's birth father who I'd never hope to meet. 35 00:01:13,207 --> 00:01:14,740 Very cool. 36 00:01:14,742 --> 00:01:16,742 Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, 37 00:01:16,744 --> 00:01:19,511 cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, c-c-c-c-c... 38 00:01:39,433 --> 00:01:41,467 - Charles, are you okay? - You hit your head pretty hard. 39 00:01:41,469 --> 00:01:43,001 - Oh, no, I'm fine. 40 00:01:43,003 --> 00:01:44,002 I don't have a concussion. 41 00:01:44,004 --> 00:01:45,204 - We'll see about that. 42 00:01:45,206 --> 00:01:47,005 How many musical numbers are there in the movie "Zootopia"? 43 00:01:47,007 --> 00:01:48,974 - Oh, just the one. - Yeah, he's okay. 44 00:01:48,976 --> 00:01:50,442 - I don't know what's going on. 45 00:01:50,444 --> 00:01:52,010 How did you find me? 46 00:01:53,180 --> 00:01:53,980 The orphanage isn't supposed to give out that information. 47 00:01:54,081 --> 00:01:56,048 - You know Dragomir, Nikolaj brother? 48 00:01:56,050 --> 00:01:57,182 He tell me all about you. 49 00:01:58,085 --> 00:01:59,251 - Of course. You're Dragomir's father too. 50 00:01:59,253 --> 00:02:00,819 - No, Dragomir is my brother. 51 00:02:01,856 --> 00:02:03,288 Dragomir and I have same father but different mother. 52 00:02:03,290 --> 00:02:04,389 Her name Anyuta. 53 00:02:05,259 --> 00:02:06,325 Together we have baby. That baby's Nikolaj. 54 00:02:06,994 --> 00:02:07,926 Dragomir is brother of Nikolaj. 55 00:02:08,762 --> 00:02:09,928 I am brother of Dragomir. Also stepfather. 56 00:02:10,731 --> 00:02:11,763 We are contemporary blended family. 57 00:02:12,399 --> 00:02:13,732 Would make very good TV show. 58 00:02:14,802 --> 00:02:15,834 - Honestly, that does sound very interesting and good. 59 00:02:16,937 --> 00:02:18,070 - Anyways, I was too young and poor to have child, 60 00:02:18,906 --> 00:02:21,106 but now I'm very successful businessman. 61 00:02:21,108 --> 00:02:24,176 I have my own clothing line. Maybe you've heard of it: 62 00:02:24,178 --> 00:02:25,477 The Gape. 63 00:02:26,313 --> 00:02:27,113 We also have Baby Gape and the Gape Body. 64 00:02:28,015 --> 00:02:28,815 - Oh, you mean The Gap? - No, no, Gape. 65 00:02:29,917 --> 00:02:32,651 Like, there are two things and there's space between. 66 00:02:32,653 --> 00:02:33,752 - Yeah, like, The Gap. - Like, The Gap. 67 00:02:33,754 --> 00:02:35,120 The company that already exists. 68 00:02:35,122 --> 00:02:36,121 - I don't know what you're saying. 69 00:02:36,123 --> 00:02:37,623 I never heard of it. 70 00:02:38,659 --> 00:02:40,325 But is it a knock-off of Gape? Do they sell clothing? 71 00:02:40,327 --> 00:02:41,460 - So what? You have money now, 72 00:02:42,329 --> 00:02:43,129 and you're just gonna take Nikolaj back? 73 00:02:43,697 --> 00:02:44,696 - No, no, I don't want to take boy from you. 74 00:02:45,398 --> 00:02:46,198 I just want to meet him one time. 75 00:02:46,200 --> 00:02:48,233 Look, I know it's lot to ask, 76 00:02:48,235 --> 00:02:50,869 but, please. Nikolaj is my sex result. 77 00:02:50,871 --> 00:02:52,804 - Oh, yeah? Well, I walk your sex result 78 00:02:52,806 --> 00:02:53,772 to school every morning. 79 00:02:53,774 --> 00:02:55,240 - No, don't use his words. 80 00:02:55,242 --> 00:02:56,441 - I help your sex result with his homework. 81 00:02:56,443 --> 00:02:57,643 - This is bad, even for you. 82 00:02:58,612 --> 00:02:59,444 - I sing your sex result a lullaby every night. 83 00:03:00,581 --> 00:03:02,481 - I wanna do something. - You will never meet my son. 84 00:03:02,483 --> 00:03:03,715 - Oh, yeah? Well, then I don't leave America until 85 00:03:04,652 --> 00:03:06,618 I meet the boy. And I come from white country. 86 00:03:06,620 --> 00:03:08,420 I have very long visa. 87 00:03:08,422 --> 00:03:10,389 Very long. 88 00:03:10,391 --> 00:03:13,025 - So I'm positive the murder happened inside this apartment, 89 00:03:13,027 --> 00:03:14,226 but CSI could find no traces of blood. 90 00:03:14,228 --> 00:03:16,662 I'd like to ask the FBI to bring in a team of lab techs. 91 00:03:16,664 --> 00:03:18,363 - This would require Commissioner Kelly signing off. 92 00:03:18,365 --> 00:03:21,033 Before I make that ask, is there anything else we can do? 93 00:03:21,035 --> 00:03:23,502 - Um, I'm pretty sure there is. 94 00:03:23,504 --> 00:03:25,003 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 95 00:03:25,005 --> 00:03:26,071 - I am now. 96 00:03:26,073 --> 00:03:27,439 We need Yee! 97 00:03:27,441 --> 00:03:28,640 - Who? 98 00:03:28,642 --> 00:03:30,342 - Isn't it that guy that led that seminar where you guys 99 00:03:30,344 --> 00:03:31,243 turned Boyle into a mummy, 100 00:03:31,245 --> 00:03:32,711 and then you pushed him down the stairs? 101 00:03:32,713 --> 00:03:33,879 - Whoa! - Whoa! Rosa. 102 00:03:34,748 --> 00:03:36,682 Easy. No one pushed Boyle down the stairs. 103 00:03:36,684 --> 00:03:38,083 - Right. We may have plastered his eyes shut 104 00:03:38,085 --> 00:03:39,418 and left him to wander around blindly, 105 00:03:39,420 --> 00:03:41,820 but he fell down on his own. 106 00:03:41,822 --> 00:03:43,188 - It was a classic accident. - Exactly. 107 00:03:43,190 --> 00:03:45,190 Anyway, Dr. Yee is a genius 108 00:03:45,192 --> 00:03:46,925 in the field of forensic entomology. 109 00:03:46,927 --> 00:03:50,195 They call him "Father Fly." 110 00:03:50,197 --> 00:03:51,930 - How cool is that? - 0%. 111 00:03:51,932 --> 00:03:53,498 How are insects gonna help us? 112 00:03:53,500 --> 00:03:54,800 There weren't any in or around the boy. 113 00:03:54,802 --> 00:03:55,901 - Oh, my God. 114 00:03:55,903 --> 00:03:59,504 You still think forensic entomology is all blow flies 115 00:03:59,506 --> 00:04:01,707 and screw worms, don't you? 116 00:04:15,689 --> 00:04:17,356 - That's a good one, Santiago. 117 00:04:17,358 --> 00:04:18,490 You should take the Lieutenant's exam. 118 00:04:18,492 --> 00:04:20,392 - Hey. - Dr. Yee has recently 119 00:04:20,394 --> 00:04:22,160 bred a species of fly 120 00:04:22,162 --> 00:04:23,295 that has increased sensitivities to certain 121 00:04:23,297 --> 00:04:24,263 human proteins. 122 00:04:24,265 --> 00:04:26,698 - They can detect trace amounts of blood, 123 00:04:26,700 --> 00:04:28,367 even if it's been cleaned with bleach. 124 00:04:28,369 --> 00:04:30,202 - Or masked with animal urine. 125 00:04:30,204 --> 00:04:31,236 - Oh, I was building to that. 126 00:04:31,238 --> 00:04:33,472 - Thanks for stealing my thunder. - This is nasty. 127 00:04:33,474 --> 00:04:35,607 Terry hates bugs. Too many eyes and legs. 128 00:04:35,609 --> 00:04:37,209 - Would you still hate bugs if I told you that 129 00:04:37,211 --> 00:04:39,344 there were thousands of tiny mites that live 130 00:04:39,346 --> 00:04:41,446 in your eyebrows and keep them from being weighed down 131 00:04:41,448 --> 00:04:43,682 - by oils? - Yes! 132 00:04:43,684 --> 00:04:45,050 - Look, I really think we should go 133 00:04:45,052 --> 00:04:46,385 with the feds on this. 134 00:04:47,554 --> 00:04:48,354 - No, we're bringing in Yee. - I'll make the call right now. 135 00:04:49,047 --> 00:04:49,847 - Oh, can I listen on speaker? - Mm. 136 00:04:49,857 --> 00:04:50,657 - Oh, my God. 137 00:04:51,325 --> 00:04:52,125 It's gonna be a long couple of days. 138 00:04:52,993 --> 00:04:54,393 - You're telling me. - I got bugs in my brows, Rosa. 139 00:04:54,395 --> 00:04:55,927 - Hey. 140 00:04:55,929 --> 00:04:57,863 So what's your plan with Gintars? 141 00:04:57,865 --> 00:04:59,264 He's kind of taking over the whole waiting area. 142 00:04:59,266 --> 00:05:00,232 - No, don't worry about me. 143 00:05:00,234 --> 00:05:02,701 I'm watching "Mad About You" on Latvian Hulu. 144 00:05:02,703 --> 00:05:04,036 It's very funny show. 145 00:05:04,038 --> 00:05:05,437 Very many episodes. 146 00:05:05,439 --> 00:05:07,939 I could sit here all day. 147 00:05:07,941 --> 00:05:09,174 - I don't know what to do. 148 00:05:09,176 --> 00:05:10,409 He's never gonna leave. 149 00:05:11,169 --> 00:05:11,969 But I'm scared for Nikolaj to get to know him. 150 00:05:11,979 --> 00:05:12,779 - Okay, how about this? 151 00:05:13,480 --> 00:05:14,280 Gintars just wants to see him, right? 152 00:05:14,515 --> 00:05:15,315 We can maybe have them meet 153 00:05:16,350 --> 00:05:17,316 without telling Nikolaj that Gintars is his birth father. 154 00:05:18,052 --> 00:05:19,017 Just say he's an old friend of ours. 155 00:05:19,644 --> 00:05:20,444 - Jake, you're completely forgetting about 156 00:05:20,454 --> 00:05:21,620 the olfactory bond. 157 00:05:22,690 --> 00:05:23,922 Nikolaj will immediately recognize his father's scent. 158 00:05:23,924 --> 00:05:24,923 - Well, you got to do something, 159 00:05:24,925 --> 00:05:26,725 and I don't think you're gonna wait this guy out. 160 00:05:28,696 --> 00:05:29,661 Paul and Jamie are locked in the bathroom. 161 00:05:30,431 --> 00:05:31,830 But Jamie has a turkey in the oven. 162 00:05:31,832 --> 00:05:32,998 This is a very good setup. 163 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:34,733 - And they pay it off. - It's so good. 164 00:05:34,735 --> 00:05:35,834 - Okay, Jake, 165 00:05:35,836 --> 00:05:37,803 let's give your plan a shot. 166 00:05:37,805 --> 00:05:39,671 - Okay, Gintars, remember the deal is, 167 00:05:39,673 --> 00:05:41,406 you cannot tell Nikolaj you're his father. 168 00:05:41,408 --> 00:05:42,474 - Who Gintars? 169 00:05:42,476 --> 00:05:43,508 I'm Billy Hanukkah. 170 00:05:43,510 --> 00:05:45,344 I'm from the Bronx, Manhattan. 171 00:05:45,346 --> 00:05:47,312 I eat pizza at Famous Ray's. 172 00:05:47,314 --> 00:05:48,714 - Okay, well, no need to get too specific 173 00:05:48,716 --> 00:05:50,215 or offer up any backstory. 174 00:05:50,217 --> 00:05:51,483 Hey, guys. I'm just coming from work 175 00:05:51,485 --> 00:05:52,784 with my friend Billy Hanukkah. 176 00:05:52,786 --> 00:05:54,619 - Hanukkah. - It's fine. 177 00:05:54,621 --> 00:05:55,787 Kids don't know which names are weird. 178 00:05:56,724 --> 00:05:57,524 - Nikolaj, say hi to Jake and this stranger. 179 00:05:58,559 --> 00:05:59,758 - Hi, Jake. I love you. - Nice to meet you, Mr. Hanukkah. 180 00:05:59,760 --> 00:06:00,826 I love you too. 181 00:06:01,519 --> 00:06:02,319 - Man, he really is a Boyle, isn't he? 182 00:06:02,329 --> 00:06:03,161 - Hello, my little friend. 183 00:06:03,864 --> 00:06:04,664 Did you have good day at school? 184 00:06:05,632 --> 00:06:06,698 - We had computer class today. - I am your real father! 185 00:06:06,700 --> 00:06:08,066 My name is Gintars. 186 00:06:08,068 --> 00:06:09,334 - You are my son. - What? 187 00:06:09,336 --> 00:06:10,402 - Well. 188 00:06:10,404 --> 00:06:11,703 That backfired real quick. 189 00:06:13,581 --> 00:06:15,949 - Daddy, why is the man saying he's my father? 190 00:06:15,951 --> 00:06:18,151 - Mr. Hno children of his own, 191 00:06:18,153 --> 00:06:20,086 and it's driven him mad. 192 00:06:20,088 --> 00:06:21,287 I'm your father, Nikolaj. 193 00:06:21,289 --> 00:06:22,489 - It's pronounced Nikolaj. - Nikolaj. 194 00:06:22,491 --> 00:06:23,490 - Nikolaj. - Nikolaj. 195 00:06:23,492 --> 00:06:24,491 - Nikolaj. - Nikolaj. 196 00:06:24,493 --> 00:06:25,492 - Nikolaj. - Nikolaj. 197 00:06:25,494 --> 00:06:26,626 - Nikolaj. - Nikolaj. 198 00:06:27,420 --> 00:06:28,220 - It's okay. You say it wrong. 199 00:06:28,230 --> 00:06:29,162 - Okay, well, that was fun. 200 00:06:30,165 --> 00:06:31,498 Hey, why don't you go play over there, buddy? 201 00:06:31,500 --> 00:06:34,167 You can take this drug store receipt. 202 00:06:34,169 --> 00:06:35,635 It's very long and filled with coupons. 203 00:06:35,637 --> 00:06:36,836 You can fly it around like a kite. 204 00:06:36,838 --> 00:06:39,439 - Whee! 205 00:06:39,441 --> 00:06:41,474 - Wow, kids are really basic. - Is being a dad super easy? 206 00:06:41,476 --> 00:06:42,275 - What the hell was that? 207 00:06:42,277 --> 00:06:44,210 You promised you wouldn't tell him. 208 00:06:45,447 --> 00:06:46,247 - So sorry. I smelled my boy. - I don't know what came over me. 209 00:06:46,982 --> 00:06:48,181 Please. I'm in town for 10 more days. 210 00:06:49,251 --> 00:06:50,683 Let Nikolaj know I exist. Let me spend time with him. 211 00:06:50,685 --> 00:06:52,619 I could take him to Russian bathhouse. 212 00:06:52,621 --> 00:06:53,820 - Has he been? - No! 213 00:06:54,789 --> 00:06:55,589 I'm not some weirdo that takes my eight-year-old 214 00:06:55,924 --> 00:06:56,823 to the Russian bath! 215 00:06:57,792 --> 00:06:59,726 We take our baths at home together as a family 216 00:06:59,728 --> 00:07:01,628 like normal people! 217 00:07:01,630 --> 00:07:04,330 - Not sure you have the upper hand on that storm-off, Boyle. 218 00:07:04,332 --> 00:07:06,799 - He's here! - Dr. Yee's on his way up. 219 00:07:06,801 --> 00:07:08,468 How's my breath? 220 00:07:08,470 --> 00:07:10,537 - Perfect. - Yee's gonna love it. 221 00:07:10,539 --> 00:07:11,538 - This is not a good color on you guys. 222 00:07:11,540 --> 00:07:12,572 Speaking of bad looks, 223 00:07:12,574 --> 00:07:14,541 Sarge, what is going on with your eyebrows, man? 224 00:07:14,543 --> 00:07:15,842 - I shaved them off. 225 00:07:15,844 --> 00:07:17,410 'Cause of the bugs. 226 00:07:17,412 --> 00:07:18,745 Sharon said you couldn't notice. 227 00:07:19,505 --> 00:07:20,305 - Sharon lied, Terry. You look like a straight-up fool. 228 00:07:20,315 --> 00:07:21,247 - Damn, Rosa. 229 00:07:21,716 --> 00:07:23,182 - No, Diaz is right. 230 00:07:23,184 --> 00:07:24,717 Your face is horrifying. 231 00:07:24,719 --> 00:07:27,887 You should leave before... Hello, Dr. Yee! 232 00:07:27,889 --> 00:07:29,188 Out back now. 233 00:07:29,190 --> 00:07:30,156 - Captain Holt, 234 00:07:30,158 --> 00:07:31,224 nice to see you again. 235 00:07:31,226 --> 00:07:32,325 - Please, call me Raymond. 236 00:07:33,194 --> 00:07:34,527 Unless that feels weird. You don't have to. 237 00:07:34,529 --> 00:07:35,528 I'll answer to anything. 238 00:07:35,530 --> 00:07:37,230 - Raymond works. 239 00:07:37,232 --> 00:07:39,365 So I understand you have a potential crime scene, 240 00:07:39,367 --> 00:07:40,433 and you'd like to find some blood. 241 00:07:41,269 --> 00:07:42,502 Well, I've brought along several hundred 242 00:07:43,271 --> 00:07:44,837 of my best detectives to help out. 243 00:07:44,839 --> 00:07:47,507 - Oh, my God. - I'm starstruck. 244 00:07:47,509 --> 00:07:48,875 - We all are. 245 00:07:48,877 --> 00:07:50,743 So what you made you think of using drosophila 246 00:07:50,745 --> 00:07:51,844 as a method of searching for blood traces? 247 00:07:52,714 --> 00:07:53,514 - Have you ever read Sung Ts'u's textbook 248 00:07:54,382 --> 00:07:55,182 "The Washing Away of Wrongs" from 1235? 249 00:07:55,350 --> 00:07:56,150 - Nope. - Yes. 250 00:07:56,284 --> 00:07:57,350 - Which edition? 251 00:07:58,177 --> 00:07:58,977 - It tells the story of the first known use 252 00:07:58,987 --> 00:07:59,852 of forensic entomology. 253 00:08:00,488 --> 00:08:01,421 A farmer was slashed to death. 254 00:08:02,148 --> 00:08:02,948 A local judge asked everyone in the town 255 00:08:02,958 --> 00:08:03,790 to lay down their sickles. 256 00:08:05,093 --> 00:08:05,893 And though they all appeared clean, 257 00:08:06,261 --> 00:08:07,927 one attracted a horde of flies. 258 00:08:07,929 --> 00:08:08,928 The insects could sense the blood, 259 00:08:08,930 --> 00:08:11,631 even though it was invisible to the human eye. 260 00:08:11,633 --> 00:08:12,632 - Wow, what an arresting story. 261 00:08:12,634 --> 00:08:14,267 - Yes, they did arrest him. 262 00:08:17,205 --> 00:08:18,805 - We made a joke together. 263 00:08:21,610 --> 00:08:24,277 - Okay, Dr. Yee, how effective is your box of bugs? 264 00:08:24,279 --> 00:08:25,445 - Oh, well, in a lab, 265 00:08:25,447 --> 00:08:26,779 they've detected blood even 266 00:08:26,781 --> 00:08:27,614 when it's been cleaned with bleach. 267 00:08:28,583 --> 00:08:29,383 Or covered with animal urine! 268 00:08:30,118 --> 00:08:30,918 - You two really know your stuff. 269 00:08:36,891 --> 00:08:38,491 - I know that sound. 270 00:08:39,628 --> 00:08:40,793 That's the moaning of a man who left his lunch on the bus. 271 00:08:41,529 --> 00:08:42,495 - I didn't lose my lunch, you idiot. 272 00:08:42,497 --> 00:08:43,763 I lost my son! 273 00:08:43,765 --> 00:08:45,531 - Okay, Scully, I got this. 274 00:08:45,533 --> 00:08:47,333 Hey there, bud. 275 00:08:47,335 --> 00:08:48,668 I got you your favorite tea: 276 00:08:48,670 --> 00:08:50,536 - duck broth. - Thanks. 277 00:08:50,538 --> 00:08:52,271 You know me so well. 278 00:08:52,273 --> 00:08:53,840 But I'm too sad to drink duck broth. 279 00:08:53,842 --> 00:08:56,876 - Wow, I never thought I'd hear you or anyone say that. 280 00:08:56,878 --> 00:08:59,779 - Nikolaj is asking if Gintars is really his dad. 281 00:08:59,781 --> 00:09:02,715 I worked so hard to have him think of me as his father. 282 00:09:02,717 --> 00:09:03,983 And now it's all ruined. 283 00:09:04,986 --> 00:09:06,019 He'll probably go back to calling me what he did 284 00:09:06,821 --> 00:09:08,287 when I first adopted him: Mr. America. 285 00:09:09,257 --> 00:09:10,057 - I know you're upset, but that is a dope nickname. 286 00:09:10,492 --> 00:09:11,292 - I'm not Mr. America. 287 00:09:11,726 --> 00:09:12,692 - I'm Daddy. - Of course you are. 288 00:09:13,795 --> 00:09:15,862 - I just don't want Nikolaj to see him again. 289 00:09:15,864 --> 00:09:17,864 I don't want him turning into a Gintars. 290 00:09:17,866 --> 00:09:18,631 - You have nothing to worry about. 291 00:09:18,633 --> 00:09:21,000 Nikolaj is already a mini Charles. 292 00:09:21,002 --> 00:09:22,468 He's an eight-year-old boy whose favorite movie 293 00:09:22,470 --> 00:09:23,803 is "Bullets Over Broadway." 294 00:09:24,563 --> 00:09:25,363 - So what are you saying? - I should let him spend time 295 00:09:25,373 --> 00:09:26,572 with Gintars? 296 00:09:27,299 --> 00:09:28,099 - I just worry that if you prevent him 297 00:09:28,109 --> 00:09:28,909 from knowing his birth father, 298 00:09:29,644 --> 00:09:30,444 that he'll build up some fantasy of him 299 00:09:31,179 --> 00:09:31,979 and then blame you for keeping them apart. 300 00:09:32,080 --> 00:09:32,880 - That's crazy. 301 00:09:33,615 --> 00:09:34,415 - The way that King Trident kept Ariel 302 00:09:34,983 --> 00:09:35,783 from exploring the surface. 303 00:09:36,251 --> 00:09:37,051 - Oh, my God, you're right. 304 00:09:37,952 --> 00:09:39,318 I'm driving Nikolaj into the arms of a sea witch. 305 00:09:39,320 --> 00:09:41,487 - Watching him work is amazing. 306 00:09:41,489 --> 00:09:42,655 - Mm-hmm. 307 00:09:43,558 --> 00:09:45,391 - I have to get a video. - Santiago, please. 308 00:09:45,393 --> 00:09:46,659 Hold the phone horizontal 309 00:09:46,661 --> 00:09:48,394 to get more flies in frame. 310 00:09:48,396 --> 00:09:50,897 - All right, guys, this fanboy stuff is a little much. 311 00:09:50,899 --> 00:09:52,665 - The only thing that's a little much over here 312 00:09:52,667 --> 00:09:54,867 are your scrawled-on eyebrows. 313 00:09:54,869 --> 00:09:56,069 - Yeesh. - Seriously? 314 00:09:56,071 --> 00:09:57,603 - I thought they worked. - They do... 315 00:09:57,605 --> 00:09:58,538 if you wanna look like a mean drag queen. 316 00:09:58,540 --> 00:10:00,606 - I knew I should have done a flatter arch. 317 00:10:00,608 --> 00:10:01,841 This is a nighttime look. 318 00:10:01,843 --> 00:10:04,343 - Well, the flies are not reacting. 319 00:10:04,345 --> 00:10:05,912 I can keep going, but I'll tell you now, 320 00:10:05,914 --> 00:10:08,848 it's very unlikely there are any traces of blood in here. 321 00:10:08,850 --> 00:10:10,416 - Well, according to my timeline, 322 00:10:11,453 --> 00:10:12,253 this is the only place the murder could have happened. 323 00:10:12,587 --> 00:10:13,920 - Sorry, Rosa, looks like your timeline's wrong. 324 00:10:13,922 --> 00:10:15,788 Because the flies don't lie. 325 00:10:15,790 --> 00:10:17,056 You can use that if you want. 326 00:10:17,058 --> 00:10:18,725 - He's not gonna use a cheeky slogan. 327 00:10:18,727 --> 00:10:19,926 He's a man of science. 328 00:10:19,928 --> 00:10:20,960 - I like it. 329 00:10:20,962 --> 00:10:22,695 The flies don't lie. 330 00:10:22,697 --> 00:10:25,765 - Okay, Dr. Yee, exactly how accurate is this technology? 331 00:10:25,767 --> 00:10:27,967 - Diaz, how dare you question the man. 332 00:10:27,969 --> 00:10:30,636 Dr. Yee has spent millions of dollars developing 333 00:10:30,638 --> 00:10:32,371 and researching these flies. 334 00:10:32,373 --> 00:10:34,574 - It's fine. Would you all like to see what happens 335 00:10:34,576 --> 00:10:35,775 when they actually sense blood? 336 00:10:35,777 --> 00:10:36,776 - Yeah. - Uh-huh. 337 00:10:36,778 --> 00:10:37,877 - Will you hold this, Ally? 338 00:10:43,118 --> 00:10:44,884 - Wow. - I'm sorry, Detective Diaz, 339 00:10:44,886 --> 00:10:47,386 I know it's upsetting when a hunch doesn't pan out. 340 00:10:47,388 --> 00:10:50,656 - Well, it's over. - The flies have it. 341 00:10:50,658 --> 00:10:53,559 Keep your eyes on the flies. 342 00:10:53,561 --> 00:10:55,128 Flies don't lie. 343 00:10:55,130 --> 00:10:56,763 Now, that's a good one. 344 00:10:56,765 --> 00:10:59,499 Oh, no, it's Santiago's. Damn it. 345 00:10:59,501 --> 00:11:01,000 - Wow, this was a bad idea. 346 00:11:01,002 --> 00:11:03,136 - Relax. He gets one afternoon with Nikolaj, 347 00:11:03,138 --> 00:11:04,470 and he chooses basketball? 348 00:11:04,472 --> 00:11:06,072 Does Nikolaj even like basketball? 349 00:11:06,074 --> 00:11:07,640 - He loves the "Get Your Head In The Game" number 350 00:11:07,642 --> 00:11:08,708 from "High School Musical." 351 00:11:08,710 --> 00:11:10,643 - I haven't seen it, but I know that's not the same. 352 00:11:10,645 --> 00:11:12,812 Look at them. Does it seem like he's actually enjoying this? 353 00:11:12,814 --> 00:11:14,614 - Porzingas! 354 00:11:14,616 --> 00:11:15,615 - Charles, can I tell you a story? 355 00:11:15,617 --> 00:11:17,450 - Always. - All right. 356 00:11:17,452 --> 00:11:18,618 When I was 10, 357 00:11:18,620 --> 00:11:20,653 my dad started dating this woman, Leeza. 358 00:11:20,655 --> 00:11:22,421 My mom hated her. 359 00:11:22,423 --> 00:11:23,689 But my dad wanted us to bond, 360 00:11:23,691 --> 00:11:26,159 so one day he took me and Leeza to the mall and dropped us off. 361 00:11:26,161 --> 00:11:28,961 She proceeds to steal a ton of blouses from Ann Taylor 362 00:11:28,963 --> 00:11:30,797 and then immediately makes me go back in 363 00:11:30,799 --> 00:11:32,465 and exchange them for store credit. 364 00:11:32,467 --> 00:11:33,633 Then to celebrate, 365 00:11:33,635 --> 00:11:34,801 I get to pull Leeza's Cinnabon apart 366 00:11:34,803 --> 00:11:37,603 because her nails are too long and curly to do it herself. 367 00:11:37,605 --> 00:11:38,971 - Ugh. - Point being, 368 00:11:38,973 --> 00:11:40,506 nothing has ever made me love my own mother 369 00:11:40,508 --> 00:11:43,142 more than the time I spent with Leeza. 370 00:11:43,144 --> 00:11:44,844 Gintars is Leeza. 371 00:11:44,846 --> 00:11:46,145 You are my mom. 372 00:11:46,147 --> 00:11:47,680 - I can't believe I get to be Karen. 373 00:11:47,682 --> 00:11:48,815 What an honor! 374 00:11:48,817 --> 00:11:50,516 - Daddy, Daddy. - Yes, sweetie? 375 00:11:50,518 --> 00:11:53,653 - Can we leave? - Oh, no, so soon? 376 00:11:53,655 --> 00:11:55,855 But I understand. We can go home right now. 377 00:11:55,857 --> 00:11:59,025 - No, not home. Daddy Gintars wants to buy me a jean jacket 378 00:11:59,027 --> 00:12:00,860 just like his. 379 00:12:00,862 --> 00:12:02,662 - Daddy Gintars. 380 00:12:02,664 --> 00:12:04,463 - Daddy Gintars. 381 00:12:04,465 --> 00:12:05,865 - Oh, no. 382 00:12:05,867 --> 00:12:07,900 I am Leeza. 383 00:12:07,902 --> 00:12:08,968 Wait. No. That's not right. 384 00:12:15,389 --> 00:12:16,189 - Hey, bud. 385 00:12:16,657 --> 00:12:17,689 Everything going okay in here? 386 00:12:18,526 --> 00:12:19,326 I know you're going through something, 387 00:12:20,194 --> 00:12:20,994 but people are starting to complain about the moaning. 388 00:12:21,295 --> 00:12:23,695 - Ugh. I would give anything to have Gintars gone 389 00:12:23,697 --> 00:12:25,697 and out of Nikolaj's life. 390 00:12:25,699 --> 00:12:26,832 But it's not gonna happen. 391 00:12:26,834 --> 00:12:29,201 - Okay, well, I'm just gonna close the door, then. 392 00:12:29,203 --> 00:12:31,370 And you can feel free to moan as much as you need. 393 00:12:33,641 --> 00:12:35,040 This is bad. 394 00:12:35,042 --> 00:12:37,009 - I know. He's been like that all day. 395 00:12:37,011 --> 00:12:38,010 - No, I was talking about your eyebrows. 396 00:12:38,012 --> 00:12:40,012 Whatever's going on up there is real, real bad. 397 00:12:40,014 --> 00:12:43,182 - Well, it's better than having two bug hotels above your eyes. 398 00:12:43,184 --> 00:12:45,584 - But wouldn't they also be in your goatee? 399 00:12:45,586 --> 00:12:46,685 - Don't do this to me, Jake. 400 00:12:46,687 --> 00:12:47,820 - Wait a minute. 401 00:12:47,822 --> 00:12:49,321 I may have just thought of a way to get rid of Gintars. 402 00:12:49,323 --> 00:12:50,589 Do you still have that friend 403 00:12:51,116 --> 00:12:51,916 who works on the Counterfeiting Taskforce? 404 00:12:51,926 --> 00:12:53,091 - Yeah, why? 405 00:12:53,818 --> 00:12:54,618 - Gintars has this terrible knock-off clothing brand 406 00:12:54,628 --> 00:12:55,761 called The Gape. 407 00:12:56,764 --> 00:12:57,564 If I can get him to admit on tape that he's selling 408 00:12:57,898 --> 00:12:58,764 counterfeit goods, they would terminate his visa 409 00:12:59,466 --> 00:13:00,365 - and deport him. - Deport him? 410 00:13:01,101 --> 00:13:01,901 Doesn't that seem a little extreme? 411 00:13:02,770 --> 00:13:03,570 - Yeah, definitely, but Charles just said 412 00:13:04,104 --> 00:13:05,070 he'd give anything for Gintars to be gone. 413 00:13:05,973 --> 00:13:07,206 He's not doing great, Terry. 414 00:13:07,208 --> 00:13:08,273 - Okay. 415 00:13:09,143 --> 00:13:09,943 But how are you gonna get Gintars on tape? 416 00:13:10,544 --> 00:13:11,344 - Good question, Sergeant Crazy Brows. 417 00:13:12,079 --> 00:13:12,945 Gintars is always talking about the Russian baths. 418 00:13:13,681 --> 00:13:14,481 I'll see if he'll meet me there 419 00:13:15,149 --> 00:13:15,949 and then ask him to cut me in on his business. 420 00:13:16,884 --> 00:13:17,883 Meanwhile, I'll have a mic hidden underneath my towel. 421 00:13:17,885 --> 00:13:18,884 It's foolproof. 422 00:13:18,886 --> 00:13:20,018 - Before we do deal, 423 00:13:20,020 --> 00:13:21,053 we take off towel. 424 00:13:21,055 --> 00:13:23,355 It's full naked. 425 00:13:23,357 --> 00:13:24,723 - Ha. 426 00:13:24,725 --> 00:13:25,958 - What are you waiting for? 427 00:13:26,961 --> 00:13:27,761 I want to see where your hair starts and stops. 428 00:13:28,128 --> 00:13:29,728 - Gintars. 429 00:13:29,730 --> 00:13:31,730 - Take it off now. 430 00:13:31,732 --> 00:13:33,098 - Heh. 431 00:13:33,100 --> 00:13:34,233 - Hey, Sarge. 432 00:13:34,235 --> 00:13:36,068 Holy crap. What the hell is that? 433 00:13:36,070 --> 00:13:38,637 - That is a bug-free zone is what it is. 434 00:13:38,639 --> 00:13:39,705 I bleached it. 435 00:13:39,707 --> 00:13:40,939 I'm smarter than they are, Rosa. 436 00:13:40,941 --> 00:13:41,807 - Uh-huh. - What about your nose hair? 437 00:13:41,809 --> 00:13:45,210 - Oh, man. Terry forgot about his nose. 438 00:13:45,212 --> 00:13:47,145 - Hey, why is Yee still here? 439 00:13:47,147 --> 00:13:49,715 - Holt wants him to hand in his case report in person. 440 00:13:49,717 --> 00:13:50,749 I think he's trying to trick him 441 00:13:50,751 --> 00:13:51,917 into going to lunch with him. 442 00:13:51,919 --> 00:13:53,418 - Wait. It's noon? 443 00:13:53,420 --> 00:13:55,888 If I didn't know better, I'd say that was lunchtime. 444 00:13:55,890 --> 00:13:57,756 - I hope they take that container of bugs with them 445 00:13:57,758 --> 00:13:59,157 - when they go. - Wait. The container's here? 446 00:13:59,159 --> 00:14:00,259 I have an idea. 447 00:14:00,261 --> 00:14:01,793 All I need is some blood. 448 00:14:01,795 --> 00:14:02,961 - This is fresh. 449 00:14:02,963 --> 00:14:04,329 - Oh. Terrible, yet perfect. 450 00:14:10,304 --> 00:14:11,937 Stupid bugs didn't do anything. 451 00:14:11,939 --> 00:14:13,405 He lied to us, Sarge., 452 00:14:14,942 --> 00:14:16,141 - Huh? 453 00:14:16,143 --> 00:14:17,142 - Why's your towel still on? 454 00:14:17,144 --> 00:14:18,810 This is business conversation. 455 00:14:18,812 --> 00:14:21,113 You cannot trust a man who cannot show you his full self. 456 00:14:21,115 --> 00:14:22,781 - Well, not in America. 457 00:14:22,783 --> 00:14:24,983 Here we have business meetings fully clothed. 458 00:14:24,985 --> 00:14:26,285 Sometimes even in a suit and tie. 459 00:14:26,287 --> 00:14:27,452 Have you ever seen the show "Shark Tank"? 460 00:14:27,454 --> 00:14:29,821 - Latvian "Shark Tank" is all nude. 461 00:14:29,823 --> 00:14:31,156 - That sounds weirdly sexy. 462 00:14:31,158 --> 00:14:32,157 - No, not at all. 463 00:14:32,159 --> 00:14:33,959 There's no female sharks, 464 00:14:33,961 --> 00:14:36,795 so it's just four Mr. Wonderfuls naked 465 00:14:36,797 --> 00:14:38,263 on a big leather couch. 466 00:14:38,265 --> 00:14:40,098 - Huh. Not what I imagined. 467 00:14:40,100 --> 00:14:41,967 Hey, listen. 468 00:14:41,969 --> 00:14:44,136 I would love to buy some of that knock-off denim. 469 00:14:44,138 --> 00:14:45,771 - Okay, first of all, it's not knock-off. 470 00:14:45,773 --> 00:14:47,773 Okay, Gape is true, authentic brand. 471 00:14:47,775 --> 00:14:49,841 The real thief is Gap. 472 00:14:49,843 --> 00:14:50,943 - Are they? - What makes more sense? 473 00:14:51,779 --> 00:14:53,478 That they take Gape and remove letter? 474 00:14:53,480 --> 00:14:57,316 Or that I take Gap and add pricey E? 475 00:14:57,318 --> 00:14:58,350 - I don't care if it's fake, 476 00:14:58,352 --> 00:14:59,718 I just wanna buy some. 477 00:15:00,654 --> 00:15:02,354 - It's not fake; you are still wearing a towel; 478 00:15:02,356 --> 00:15:04,389 and this deal: over. 479 00:15:04,391 --> 00:15:06,325 - Wait. Wait, wait, wait. 480 00:15:06,327 --> 00:15:09,361 Do you wanna know why I won't take off my towel? 481 00:15:09,363 --> 00:15:10,495 It's because I'm embarrassed... 482 00:15:10,497 --> 00:15:13,332 about what's underneath. 483 00:15:13,334 --> 00:15:14,366 - Mutilated penis? 484 00:15:14,368 --> 00:15:16,134 - Ye... p. 485 00:15:16,136 --> 00:15:18,170 That is it. You guessed it on the first try. 486 00:15:18,172 --> 00:15:20,906 That's what's under there. The old... the old... 487 00:15:20,908 --> 00:15:21,907 mute peen. 488 00:15:22,675 --> 00:15:23,475 - I am so sorry about your penis. 489 00:15:23,477 --> 00:15:24,876 - It's a bummer. 490 00:15:24,878 --> 00:15:27,913 - But we all have things that bring us shame. 491 00:15:27,915 --> 00:15:29,181 Remember when I told you before 492 00:15:29,183 --> 00:15:31,183 that Gape was original, authentic brand? 493 00:15:31,185 --> 00:15:32,484 - I do. It was just now. 494 00:15:32,486 --> 00:15:34,319 - Yeah, well... 495 00:15:34,321 --> 00:15:36,021 I stole the whole thing from Gap. 496 00:15:36,023 --> 00:15:38,523 - And here I was completely believing you 497 00:15:38,525 --> 00:15:39,891 when you told me you didn't. 498 00:15:39,893 --> 00:15:41,193 Wow. 499 00:15:41,195 --> 00:15:42,995 Well, thank you for sharing that with me. 500 00:15:42,997 --> 00:15:44,429 - You are freak. 501 00:15:44,431 --> 00:15:46,865 But I support you. Come. 502 00:15:46,867 --> 00:15:49,034 - Oh, no, it's a naked hug. 503 00:15:49,036 --> 00:15:51,169 Ha ha. Ah. 504 00:15:52,172 --> 00:15:53,105 - Hey, what's up? 505 00:15:53,107 --> 00:15:54,506 You guys having a little coffee? That's cool. 506 00:15:54,508 --> 00:15:55,507 - Yee's a fraud. - What? 507 00:15:55,509 --> 00:15:56,842 - Excuse me? 508 00:15:56,844 --> 00:15:58,377 - Those nasty-ass bugs don't smell blood. 509 00:15:58,379 --> 00:16:00,345 And they must not smell bullcrap, either, 510 00:16:00,347 --> 00:16:01,513 'cause he's spewing it everywhere. 511 00:16:02,449 --> 00:16:04,282 - What are you saying out of your weird face? 512 00:16:04,284 --> 00:16:05,517 - We put the flies near fresh blood, 513 00:16:06,487 --> 00:16:07,486 and nothing happened. They didn't react at all. 514 00:16:08,889 --> 00:16:11,023 - Do you know how stupid these accusations sound? 515 00:16:11,025 --> 00:16:12,357 - Diaz, you're fired. - What? 516 00:16:13,460 --> 00:16:15,427 - Dr. Yee is one of the most respected forensic experts 517 00:16:15,429 --> 00:16:16,561 in the country. 518 00:16:17,431 --> 00:16:18,797 - For you two... - let's not mince words... 519 00:16:19,800 --> 00:16:22,968 common fools to suggest that you found the flaw 520 00:16:22,970 --> 00:16:24,069 - in this brilliant man's... - They're right. 521 00:16:24,071 --> 00:16:25,103 - What? - Huh? 522 00:16:25,105 --> 00:16:28,073 - The flies don't sense blood. 523 00:16:28,075 --> 00:16:29,875 They're just regular flies. 524 00:16:29,877 --> 00:16:31,243 - But, Dr. Yee, you can't be a fraud. 525 00:16:31,245 --> 00:16:32,577 You gave a TED Talk. 526 00:16:32,579 --> 00:16:35,247 - I spent $6 million in federal grant money on this experiment 527 00:16:35,249 --> 00:16:36,481 and I've gotten nowhere. 528 00:16:37,216 --> 00:16:38,016 The closest I ever came was when they all landed 529 00:16:38,018 --> 00:16:40,085 on a Popsicle once. 530 00:16:41,255 --> 00:16:42,154 - But in the apartment we saw them react to a cotton swab 531 00:16:42,990 --> 00:16:43,790 - dipped in blood. - It was melted Popsicle. 532 00:16:44,925 --> 00:16:45,991 - Jam works, too, but it's more expensive. 533 00:16:45,993 --> 00:16:48,593 - So, Sir, you were saying something about us being 534 00:16:48,595 --> 00:16:49,828 common fools? 535 00:16:49,830 --> 00:16:51,263 - So who looks stupid now? 536 00:16:51,265 --> 00:16:53,265 - Uh, Terry, your left eyebrow is missing. 537 00:16:53,267 --> 00:16:55,100 - Oh, I must have rubbed it off. 538 00:16:55,102 --> 00:16:57,235 There it is. 539 00:16:57,237 --> 00:16:58,570 Who looks stupid now? 540 00:17:00,441 --> 00:17:02,908 - Jake, hey, I got it, man. 541 00:17:02,910 --> 00:17:04,476 Nice jeans, and the good thing is 542 00:17:04,478 --> 00:17:07,279 look... both legs, same length. 543 00:17:07,281 --> 00:17:08,613 - Thank you very much. 544 00:17:08,615 --> 00:17:10,082 And I see it's 100% denim-ish. 545 00:17:11,085 --> 00:17:11,950 "Caution: Do not wear near women who are pregnant 546 00:17:12,753 --> 00:17:13,553 - or breast-feeding." - This is true. 547 00:17:13,687 --> 00:17:14,619 The nipple may fall off. 548 00:17:15,456 --> 00:17:17,122 - Hey, guys. - Gintars said to meet him here. 549 00:17:17,124 --> 00:17:18,190 I didn't realize you were coming. 550 00:17:19,026 --> 00:17:19,826 - My man, I'ma wrestle you. - Come here. 551 00:17:20,394 --> 00:17:21,194 - Charles, what are you doing here? 552 00:17:21,495 --> 00:17:22,295 Why is Nikolaj here? 553 00:17:23,230 --> 00:17:24,030 - Oh, he's been so happy since he met Gintars. 554 00:17:24,531 --> 00:17:25,363 I've been focusing on myself 555 00:17:26,233 --> 00:17:27,033 and not really thinking about Nikolaj. 556 00:17:27,167 --> 00:17:27,967 - Mm-hmm. - I didn't realize how much 557 00:17:28,969 --> 00:17:30,202 it meant to him to know he hadn't been abandoned. 558 00:17:31,105 --> 00:17:31,905 I'm okay with them having a relationship. 559 00:17:32,039 --> 00:17:33,371 - Wow, that is so great of you, Charles, 560 00:17:34,141 --> 00:17:34,941 but I really wish you'd included me in 561 00:17:35,175 --> 00:17:35,975 your decision-making process. 562 00:17:36,076 --> 00:17:36,942 - Why? - No reason. 563 00:17:37,644 --> 00:17:37,742 I just maybe went in a different, 564 00:17:38,278 --> 00:17:39,078 less-mature direction. 565 00:17:41,205 --> 00:17:42,005 Hey, maybe we should leave this area, like, right now. 566 00:17:42,015 --> 00:17:42,815 - Cop car. - How's it going? 567 00:17:42,883 --> 00:17:43,882 Hey, man. 568 00:17:44,685 --> 00:17:45,485 - Gintars Irbe, you're under arrest 569 00:17:45,886 --> 00:17:46,686 for selling counterfeit goods. 570 00:17:46,920 --> 00:17:47,720 - Jake! You set me up. 571 00:17:48,322 --> 00:17:49,454 Do you even have mutilated penis? 572 00:17:52,025 --> 00:17:53,291 No. 573 00:17:54,962 --> 00:17:56,061 It's perfect. 574 00:17:59,499 --> 00:18:00,466 - Okay. 575 00:18:00,468 --> 00:18:01,600 So thto the airportintars 576 00:18:01,602 --> 00:18:02,935 and they're not hurting him... 577 00:18:02,937 --> 00:18:05,237 any more than they did when he was resisting arrest. 578 00:18:06,607 --> 00:18:08,107 - Now they won't let him go just because I asked them to 579 00:18:08,109 --> 00:18:10,209 even though they arrested him just because I asked them to. 580 00:18:10,211 --> 00:18:11,777 It's a crazy system. I don't understand it. 581 00:18:11,779 --> 00:18:13,746 But here's what I'm thinking: 582 00:18:13,748 --> 00:18:15,047 - I call the State Department... - You've done enough, Jake. 583 00:18:15,049 --> 00:18:16,715 - That's nice of you to say, but... 584 00:18:16,717 --> 00:18:17,016 - My tone wasn't nice. - But your tone is always nice 585 00:18:17,018 --> 00:18:18,450 with me. 586 00:18:18,452 --> 00:18:19,351 Wait a minute. Are you mad? 587 00:18:19,353 --> 00:18:20,953 - Yes, because you butted into a situation 588 00:18:20,955 --> 00:18:22,955 you shouldn't have. 589 00:18:22,957 --> 00:18:23,856 You need to keep your butt in your pants. 590 00:18:23,858 --> 00:18:25,424 - My butt was only out because you said 591 00:18:25,426 --> 00:18:26,692 you wanted Gintars gone. 592 00:18:26,694 --> 00:18:28,093 - Well, thanks to your butt, 593 00:18:28,095 --> 00:18:28,594 Nikolaj feels like he's been abandoned 594 00:18:28,596 --> 00:18:30,696 all over again. 595 00:18:30,698 --> 00:18:31,230 - Okay, but my butt was the one that got them together 596 00:18:31,232 --> 00:18:33,199 in the first place. 597 00:18:33,201 --> 00:18:33,999 I don't feel like my butt is getting credit for that. 598 00:18:34,001 --> 00:18:34,700 - Well, that's because your butt 599 00:18:34,702 --> 00:18:36,936 was inappropriate then too. 600 00:18:36,938 --> 00:18:37,738 Your butt should have never been a part of this. 601 00:18:38,039 --> 00:18:39,438 So now I got to go clean up the big nasty mess 602 00:18:39,440 --> 00:18:40,439 that your butt made. 603 00:18:40,441 --> 00:18:42,174 - But my butt no but... 604 00:18:42,176 --> 00:18:43,442 My butt no but! 605 00:18:43,444 --> 00:18:44,677 - Diaz, Jeffords, 606 00:18:44,679 --> 00:18:46,946 Santiago would like to apologize to you 607 00:18:46,948 --> 00:18:48,714 for her behavior. 608 00:18:48,716 --> 00:18:49,348 - I thought we were both apologizing. 609 00:18:49,350 --> 00:18:50,883 - No, I misunderstood. 610 00:18:50,885 --> 00:18:51,984 What would I be apologizing for? 611 00:18:51,986 --> 00:18:52,318 - The same thing as me? 612 00:18:52,320 --> 00:18:55,354 - Really? 613 00:18:55,356 --> 00:18:55,721 - You guys maybe want to have this conversation on your own? 614 00:18:55,723 --> 00:18:56,523 - Yes. 615 00:18:57,091 --> 00:18:57,990 Okay, we have come to a decision 616 00:18:57,992 --> 00:19:01,193 that we would both like to apologize. 617 00:19:01,195 --> 00:19:04,029 We should have trusted your instincts over Dr. Yee 618 00:19:04,031 --> 00:19:05,297 and his flies. 619 00:19:05,299 --> 00:19:06,232 - And? 620 00:19:06,234 --> 00:19:08,634 - And we shouldn't have been so insulting. 621 00:19:08,636 --> 00:19:10,002 - And? 622 00:19:10,004 --> 00:19:11,470 - I'm not gonna apologize for your face. 623 00:19:11,472 --> 00:19:13,038 That mess is clearly on you. 624 00:19:13,040 --> 00:19:14,473 - Fair enough. - I'll ask Commissioner Kelly 625 00:19:14,475 --> 00:19:17,042 to approve your initial request for an FBI lab team. 626 00:19:17,044 --> 00:19:18,711 - That won't be necessary. - I solved the case. 627 00:19:18,713 --> 00:19:20,112 And the flies actually came in handy. 628 00:19:20,114 --> 00:19:22,615 These have been genetically engineered 629 00:19:22,617 --> 00:19:25,050 to detect blood, and there's a whole swarm of them 630 00:19:25,052 --> 00:19:28,220 at your apartment right now with Dr. Ronald Yee. 631 00:19:28,222 --> 00:19:29,555 The flies don't lie. 632 00:19:29,557 --> 00:19:31,390 - He confessed immediately. - How about that. 633 00:19:31,392 --> 00:19:34,226 Dr. Yee and his flies saved the day after all. 634 00:19:34,228 --> 00:19:35,227 - No, I did. 635 00:19:35,229 --> 00:19:38,230 - Should we call Yee and tell him the good news? 636 00:19:38,232 --> 00:19:39,231 - It would probably make him feel so much better. 637 00:19:40,101 --> 00:19:41,367 - What is going on? - He did seem so sad. 638 00:19:41,369 --> 00:19:42,668 - So sad. - He should be sad. 639 00:19:42,670 --> 00:19:43,736 He's a fraud. 640 00:19:43,738 --> 00:19:45,237 - Shh. It's ringing. 641 00:19:46,741 --> 00:19:48,240 - Hey. 642 00:19:48,242 --> 00:19:49,341 - Hey. 643 00:19:49,343 --> 00:19:50,476 Did you make it to the airport in time to see Gintars? 644 00:19:50,478 --> 00:19:54,246 - Yes, but TSA wouldn't let him stay in the country. 645 00:19:54,248 --> 00:19:56,181 At least Nikolaj got to spend a few hours 646 00:19:56,183 --> 00:19:58,083 with his birth father at a Chili's Too. 647 00:19:58,085 --> 00:20:00,019 - Chili's As Well. 648 00:20:01,022 --> 00:20:03,422 Listen, I feel bad, and I wanted to do something 649 00:20:03,424 --> 00:20:04,423 but I know you didn't want my help, 650 00:20:04,425 --> 00:20:06,592 so long story short, 651 00:20:06,594 --> 00:20:09,595 I made us these hats. 652 00:20:09,597 --> 00:20:11,530 - I obviously love them. 653 00:20:11,532 --> 00:20:13,098 They don't change how I'm feeling. 654 00:20:13,100 --> 00:20:15,334 - Okay. 655 00:20:15,336 --> 00:20:17,369 Well, I'm sorry that I messed things up. 656 00:20:17,371 --> 00:20:20,539 But I was just trying to be a good friend. 657 00:20:20,541 --> 00:20:22,775 - I know, but that doesn't always mean fixing my life. 658 00:20:22,777 --> 00:20:25,411 You shouldn't have done anything without asking me. 659 00:20:25,413 --> 00:20:27,579 Sometimes I just want you to listen. 660 00:20:27,581 --> 00:20:29,281 - Right. 661 00:20:29,283 --> 00:20:30,783 I hear that. 662 00:20:30,785 --> 00:20:34,353 - It's just... - adoption is complicated. 663 00:20:34,355 --> 00:20:35,754 No matter how much I want to be, 664 00:20:35,756 --> 00:20:37,356 I'm not Nikolaj's real father. 665 00:20:37,358 --> 00:20:39,591 - Come on, Charles. - Of course you are. 666 00:20:39,593 --> 00:20:41,460 - Well, that'll be up to him. 667 00:20:41,462 --> 00:20:44,296 And he may even change his mind about it throughout his life. 668 00:20:44,298 --> 00:20:48,734 I mean, all I can do is make him feel safe 669 00:20:48,736 --> 00:20:50,703 and give him as much love as I can. 670 00:20:50,705 --> 00:20:55,274 - Well, I think Nikolaj is very lucky to have you. 671 00:20:55,276 --> 00:20:57,576 - Nikolaj. 672 00:20:57,578 --> 00:20:59,311 - Okay. Let's take these hats out for a spin. 673 00:20:59,313 --> 00:21:00,312 I've waited long enough. 674 00:21:00,314 --> 00:21:01,480 Here you go. Best Bud #1. 675 00:21:01,482 --> 00:21:03,315 - You'd rather be Best Bud #2? 676 00:21:03,317 --> 00:21:05,184 - I just want you to listen a little more. 677 00:21:05,186 --> 00:21:05,986 I don't wanna change our whole dynamic. 678 00:21:06,887 --> 00:21:08,420 - Okay, good, 'cause I really wanted to be Best Bud #1. 679 00:21:08,422 --> 00:21:10,255 - I know you did. - Clink! 680 00:21:10,257 --> 00:21:11,557 - Oh, they're way too small. - Ooh, they're tight. 681 00:21:11,559 --> 00:21:12,658 - They're way too small. - Hurt. 682 00:21:12,660 --> 00:21:19,831 - They don't fit.