1 00:00:03,469 --> 00:00:05,937 Come on, falcon, push it. 2 00:00:05,939 --> 00:00:07,672 You're running out of time. 3 00:00:07,674 --> 00:00:09,808 Iron man: Well, someone's in a rush. 4 00:00:09,810 --> 00:00:11,443 (yelps) tony? Hello. 5 00:00:11,445 --> 00:00:13,512 I hate it when you do that. 6 00:00:13,514 --> 00:00:15,981 I know. What's in the box? A bomb? 7 00:00:15,983 --> 00:00:17,883 Let me jet it into the exosphere for you. 8 00:00:18,951 --> 00:00:21,086 It's not a bomb. 9 00:00:21,088 --> 00:00:23,188 Rare vaccine for a plague-stricken village? 10 00:00:23,190 --> 00:00:24,790 No. Huh. 11 00:00:27,493 --> 00:00:29,795 Well, it must not be very important then. 12 00:00:31,597 --> 00:00:33,432 Tony! 13 00:00:33,434 --> 00:00:35,801 Evidence that can save a wrongly condemned man? 14 00:00:35,803 --> 00:00:36,868 No. 15 00:00:37,904 --> 00:00:39,137 Really? 16 00:00:39,139 --> 00:00:41,039 Now, you've got me interested. 17 00:00:45,011 --> 00:00:46,077 Give it back! 18 00:00:49,048 --> 00:00:51,683 Will you quit it? I'm nervous enough as it is. 19 00:00:51,685 --> 00:00:53,084 (chuckles) for what? 20 00:00:53,086 --> 00:00:56,455 Move-in day? Sam, I had your stuff shipped in hours ago. 21 00:00:56,457 --> 00:00:58,490 The morning briefing. We're 10 minutes late. 22 00:00:58,492 --> 00:00:59,891 Seriously? 23 00:00:59,893 --> 00:01:02,127 No, I never get to those things on time. 24 00:01:02,129 --> 00:01:04,129 Takes cap half an hour just to make coffee. 25 00:01:04,131 --> 00:01:05,697 Huge yawn. 26 00:01:05,699 --> 00:01:08,033 That's you. I'm new. 27 00:01:08,035 --> 00:01:10,135 (sighs) do I look calm? 28 00:01:10,137 --> 00:01:12,938 You've got wing-pit stains. (groans) 29 00:01:15,741 --> 00:01:18,510 Sam, relax. 30 00:01:18,512 --> 00:01:19,911 You're here for a reason. 31 00:01:19,913 --> 00:01:22,047 Trust me, everyone is very cool at these things. 32 00:01:22,882 --> 00:01:24,616 (roaring) 33 00:01:26,986 --> 00:01:28,086 (grunts) 34 00:01:30,990 --> 00:01:32,824 Captain america: All right, avengers. 35 00:01:32,826 --> 00:01:35,627 Strategically, the hulk has six options that we've trained for. 36 00:01:35,995 --> 00:01:37,929 (door opens) 37 00:01:37,931 --> 00:01:39,030 Sorry I'm late. 38 00:01:41,200 --> 00:01:42,767 (sniffs) 39 00:01:44,036 --> 00:01:46,204 What's in the box, little bird? 40 00:01:46,206 --> 00:01:47,906 (chuckling nervously) 41 00:01:47,908 --> 00:01:49,040 My mom made cookies. 42 00:01:49,042 --> 00:01:50,575 Mmm. 43 00:01:50,577 --> 00:01:52,110 A little embarrassing. 44 00:01:52,112 --> 00:01:54,679 Uh, she didn't want me to show up empty-handed. 45 00:01:56,082 --> 00:01:57,282 Keep them coming. 46 00:01:59,819 --> 00:02:01,653 Black widow: Dibs on that last oatmeal. 47 00:02:01,655 --> 00:02:02,721 Ah! 48 00:02:02,723 --> 00:02:04,289 (grunts) 49 00:02:06,926 --> 00:02:09,027 Whoa! 50 00:02:09,029 --> 00:02:10,996 Hulk: No, come on. That's mine. 51 00:02:10,998 --> 00:02:13,698 (roaring) 52 00:02:13,700 --> 00:02:15,901 Thor: The son of odin shall have that cookie! 53 00:02:15,903 --> 00:02:17,269 Hands off! 54 00:02:17,271 --> 00:02:19,170 Let's get you settled in while they work this out. 55 00:02:19,172 --> 00:02:20,739 (thor laughing) black widow: Say goodbye. 56 00:02:20,741 --> 00:02:22,173 (grunting) 57 00:02:23,142 --> 00:02:24,109 Avengers! 58 00:02:25,811 --> 00:02:27,178 (grunts) 59 00:02:27,180 --> 00:02:28,780 Who are you? 60 00:02:28,782 --> 00:02:30,215 Falcon. New guy. 61 00:02:30,217 --> 00:02:32,784 We kicked the red skull and modok's butts together. 62 00:02:35,321 --> 00:02:37,222 Ah, that hawkeye sense of humor. 63 00:02:37,224 --> 00:02:38,657 Don't quit your day job. 64 00:02:38,659 --> 00:02:40,325 (growls) 65 00:02:40,327 --> 00:02:42,093 Iron man: He's just pulling your feathers. 66 00:02:42,095 --> 00:02:44,563 Or he woke up on the wrong side of the man-cave. 67 00:02:44,565 --> 00:02:46,865 Either way, ignore him. 68 00:02:46,867 --> 00:02:48,667 Hawkeye: Tony, that wasn't me! 69 00:03:08,154 --> 00:03:10,121 This still doesn't feel real. 70 00:03:10,123 --> 00:03:13,658 Oh, it'll be very real once we go through all of the official stuff. 71 00:03:13,660 --> 00:03:15,727 I'll teach you the secret handshake. 72 00:03:15,729 --> 00:03:17,662 There's a secret handshake? 73 00:03:17,664 --> 00:03:21,633 Note to self, "does not get sarcasm." 74 00:03:21,635 --> 00:03:24,603 You're loving every minute of watching me geek out, aren't you? 75 00:03:24,605 --> 00:03:25,737 A little. 76 00:03:25,739 --> 00:03:26,838 Here's your quarters. 77 00:03:26,840 --> 00:03:29,641 Home-sweet-home? 78 00:03:29,643 --> 00:03:31,610 This is my room? 79 00:03:31,612 --> 00:03:31,610 Yeah, I know, 80 00:03:31,612 --> 00:03:35,680 But I was working late in the lab and I needed space. 81 00:03:35,682 --> 00:03:37,682 So do I. 82 00:03:37,684 --> 00:03:40,051 Unless you know how to juggle unstable particles 83 00:03:40,053 --> 00:03:42,153 Without tearing a hole in the universe, 84 00:03:42,155 --> 00:03:44,122 It's gonna have to wait. 85 00:03:44,124 --> 00:03:46,291 This time I'm not kidding. 86 00:03:46,293 --> 00:03:48,727 So what do I do if moving in is on hold? 87 00:03:49,362 --> 00:03:50,662 You're an avenger now. 88 00:03:50,664 --> 00:03:52,931 So go on, new kid, mingle. 89 00:03:54,066 --> 00:03:55,700 (growls) 90 00:03:57,069 --> 00:03:58,770 (scoffs) 91 00:04:00,406 --> 00:04:03,375 Maybe I should move the unstable particles instead. 92 00:04:09,415 --> 00:04:09,414 Jarvis: Master barton, 93 00:04:09,416 --> 00:04:12,717 Surely you received the memo that the arc-reactor 94 00:04:12,719 --> 00:04:14,886 Is not for popping your kettle corn. 95 00:04:14,888 --> 00:04:16,821 I'm here to pop something else. 96 00:04:20,159 --> 00:04:21,226 No! 97 00:04:21,861 --> 00:04:23,161 (whirring) 98 00:04:42,782 --> 00:04:46,418 More cannot come across until we secure the portal. 99 00:04:46,420 --> 00:04:48,920 There's one more than we planned for. 100 00:04:48,922 --> 00:04:51,923 Will the human impede our progress? 101 00:04:51,925 --> 00:04:53,892 No, he's insignificant. 102 00:04:53,894 --> 00:04:56,428 Distract him until we can bring over our brethren. 103 00:04:56,430 --> 00:04:59,064 If he becomes a nuisance, destroy him. 104 00:05:05,805 --> 00:05:07,138 Thor's room. 105 00:05:07,140 --> 00:05:08,940 So, I just walk in? 106 00:05:08,942 --> 00:05:10,075 He doesn't bite. 107 00:05:10,077 --> 00:05:11,276 He has a hammer. 108 00:05:11,278 --> 00:05:11,276 Yeah, watch out for that. 109 00:05:11,278 --> 00:05:16,781 Um, explanation for being bigger on the inside than the outside? 110 00:05:16,783 --> 00:05:19,284 Asgardian inter-dimensional decorating. 111 00:05:19,286 --> 00:05:21,453 That's all I got until I figure it out. 112 00:05:21,455 --> 00:05:23,054 I hate it when I don't know things. 113 00:05:23,056 --> 00:05:24,856 (roaring) 114 00:05:27,093 --> 00:05:30,161 Don't worry, bilgesnipes love to wrestle. 115 00:05:30,163 --> 00:05:31,496 Especially on earth. 116 00:05:31,498 --> 00:05:34,099 We're gonna see who else is available. 117 00:05:34,101 --> 00:05:36,267 You just go on with your viking thing. 118 00:05:36,269 --> 00:05:38,303 I am not a viking! 119 00:05:38,305 --> 00:05:40,071 Hawkeye is always good for a fight. 120 00:05:40,073 --> 00:05:41,940 Let's see what he's up to. 121 00:05:41,942 --> 00:05:43,842 (growling) 122 00:05:43,844 --> 00:05:46,344 Falcon, have you more cookies? 123 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:47,879 (grunts) 124 00:05:49,515 --> 00:05:51,816 Okay. 125 00:05:51,818 --> 00:05:54,519 Iron man: Isn't hygiene training standard at s.H.I.E.L.D? 126 00:05:55,755 --> 00:05:57,155 For a guy with perfect aim, 127 00:05:57,157 --> 00:05:58,923 He can't hit a garbage can, can he? 128 00:05:58,925 --> 00:06:00,091 Where is he? 129 00:06:00,960 --> 00:06:02,160 In the lab. 130 00:06:02,162 --> 00:06:04,496 I swear, if he's making popcorn again... 131 00:06:04,498 --> 00:06:06,131 I gotta go. 132 00:06:06,133 --> 00:06:08,500 Try hulk. He's a great sparring partner. 133 00:06:08,502 --> 00:06:10,435 Me, spar the hulk? 134 00:06:10,437 --> 00:06:11,469 Now, I know you're kidding. 135 00:06:11,471 --> 00:06:13,505 (muffled grunting) 136 00:06:13,507 --> 00:06:15,240 Thor and hawkeye: (shouting) iron man! Falcon! Look out! 137 00:06:16,542 --> 00:06:16,541 (sighs) 138 00:06:16,543 --> 00:06:20,078 Squashed by a humongous green foot. 139 00:06:20,080 --> 00:06:21,546 Not how I thought I'd go out. 140 00:06:23,349 --> 00:06:25,016 (knocks on door) 141 00:06:26,051 --> 00:06:28,119 Uh, hulk? 142 00:06:28,121 --> 00:06:30,789 Maybe I'll just go a few rounds with jarvis. 143 00:06:30,791 --> 00:06:32,357 Like, at chess. 144 00:06:32,359 --> 00:06:33,558 (light humming) 145 00:06:33,560 --> 00:06:35,059 This must be widow's room. 146 00:06:35,061 --> 00:06:36,361 No way it's hulk's. 147 00:06:36,363 --> 00:06:38,029 Looks like my mom cleaned it. 148 00:06:40,966 --> 00:06:42,867 Why, natasha, 149 00:06:42,869 --> 00:06:45,103 Who knew you were the glass animal type. 150 00:06:45,105 --> 00:06:47,038 Cute. Huh? 151 00:06:47,040 --> 00:06:48,873 (growls) 152 00:06:50,075 --> 00:06:52,043 To the right. 153 00:06:53,379 --> 00:06:56,114 We don't talk about this... 154 00:06:56,116 --> 00:06:58,449 Ever. 155 00:06:58,451 --> 00:07:00,318 Captain america: I've been looking for you. (gasps) 156 00:07:00,320 --> 00:07:02,220 I was about to start a round of training. You want in? 157 00:07:02,222 --> 00:07:04,589 With you? Yes, definitely, now. 158 00:07:05,591 --> 00:07:08,059 Enthusiasm, nice. 159 00:07:08,061 --> 00:07:09,594 How do you like the tower so far? 160 00:07:09,596 --> 00:07:11,296 Not what I expected. 161 00:07:13,566 --> 00:07:15,533 (hulk roars) 162 00:07:16,602 --> 00:07:18,269 Jarvis, respond. 163 00:07:18,271 --> 00:07:20,538 I didn't program you to take coffee breaks. 164 00:07:24,109 --> 00:07:26,077 Gentlemen, did someone call a meeting 165 00:07:26,079 --> 00:07:28,546 Of the break tony's stuff committee? 166 00:07:28,548 --> 00:07:31,416 We do not play with the big boy equipment in the house of stark. 167 00:07:33,352 --> 00:07:34,419 Hmm. 168 00:07:35,521 --> 00:07:37,622 (whirring) 169 00:07:37,624 --> 00:07:38,623 Oh, boy. 170 00:07:38,625 --> 00:07:40,024 (grunting) 171 00:07:42,494 --> 00:07:43,995 (grunts) 172 00:07:45,631 --> 00:07:47,599 Good. But don't stay so focused 173 00:07:47,601 --> 00:07:49,968 On the forward drive that you forget your flanks. 174 00:07:55,574 --> 00:07:57,609 Would it be totally wrong to say how surreal this is? 175 00:07:57,611 --> 00:07:59,010 I just want to fit in. 176 00:07:59,012 --> 00:08:00,378 (grunts) but I feel like any minute 177 00:08:00,380 --> 00:08:02,580 Somebody's gonna say, "April fools'." (grunts) 178 00:08:09,989 --> 00:08:12,056 What you're feeling is totally normal, sam. 179 00:08:12,058 --> 00:08:13,524 But don't worry, 180 00:08:13,526 --> 00:08:16,060 I've studied your bio and fought at your side. 181 00:08:17,296 --> 00:08:20,365 Truth is... (grunts) 182 00:08:20,367 --> 00:08:22,567 Phantom captain america: I don't think you can cut it. 183 00:08:22,569 --> 00:08:24,669 Thanks, that means the... Wait. What? 184 00:08:25,604 --> 00:08:27,171 Fly home, birdie. 185 00:08:27,173 --> 00:08:29,040 While you still can. 186 00:08:29,042 --> 00:08:30,341 Cap. I don't... 187 00:08:30,343 --> 00:08:31,576 (grunts) 188 00:08:31,578 --> 00:08:33,177 Ah! 189 00:08:37,950 --> 00:08:39,284 (grunting) 190 00:08:45,391 --> 00:08:48,059 I may be having first-day jitters, but that's not cap. 191 00:08:48,061 --> 00:08:49,928 Tony, something weird is going on. 192 00:08:49,930 --> 00:08:51,629 Tony? Aah! 193 00:08:54,133 --> 00:08:55,566 Black widow, you too? 194 00:08:55,568 --> 00:08:57,101 (grunts) 195 00:09:00,606 --> 00:09:04,475 Great, maybe modok and skull are up to their body-swapping tricks? 196 00:09:04,477 --> 00:09:07,478 Heard you wanted to spar. 197 00:09:07,480 --> 00:09:09,347 Someone want to tell me what's going on here? 198 00:09:09,349 --> 00:09:10,949 Get down! 199 00:09:10,951 --> 00:09:12,016 (grunts) 200 00:09:14,420 --> 00:09:16,988 Stunned face later. Right now, follow me. 201 00:09:18,991 --> 00:09:21,259 Hurry, we're compromised. 202 00:09:21,261 --> 00:09:23,528 Throw the switches. We're locking down the tower. 203 00:09:23,530 --> 00:09:25,563 I was really hoping this was like a prank 204 00:09:25,565 --> 00:09:27,565 For my first official day on the job. 205 00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:30,134 The exploding cake was going to be the prank. 206 00:09:30,136 --> 00:09:31,669 This is an invasion. 207 00:09:31,671 --> 00:09:33,604 (levers beeping) 208 00:09:33,606 --> 00:09:34,973 Exploding what? 209 00:09:34,975 --> 00:09:37,408 Switch your heads-up display to ultraviolet. 210 00:09:37,410 --> 00:09:39,444 One-nine-eight, nanometer range. 211 00:09:39,446 --> 00:09:42,146 (computer whirs) tony! 212 00:09:42,148 --> 00:09:43,448 (grunts) 213 00:09:46,518 --> 00:09:47,652 Hmm. 214 00:09:47,654 --> 00:09:49,988 How does he say it? 215 00:09:49,990 --> 00:09:53,524 Oh, yes. Hulk smash. 216 00:09:53,526 --> 00:09:55,460 (roars) 217 00:09:56,695 --> 00:09:58,563 (hulk roars) 218 00:10:05,571 --> 00:10:06,771 What are these things? 219 00:10:06,773 --> 00:10:08,473 If I knew, they'd be gone. 220 00:10:09,308 --> 00:10:11,342 (grunts) 221 00:10:11,344 --> 00:10:13,011 Surprise. 222 00:10:14,313 --> 00:10:15,480 (computer beeps) 223 00:10:15,482 --> 00:10:18,182 Don't hold back. It isn't mind control. 224 00:10:18,184 --> 00:10:19,283 That's some kind of copy. 225 00:10:21,453 --> 00:10:23,321 (grunts) (hulk yelling) 226 00:10:24,656 --> 00:10:26,290 Like a clone? 227 00:10:26,292 --> 00:10:26,290 It's beyond cellular. 228 00:10:26,292 --> 00:10:29,727 Every atom in his body has been displaced by 229 00:10:29,729 --> 00:10:31,462 An identical packet of dark energy. 230 00:10:32,331 --> 00:10:34,098 (grunts) 231 00:10:34,100 --> 00:10:36,134 Displaced as in sent somewhere else? 232 00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:37,368 Where? 233 00:10:37,803 --> 00:10:39,303 (grunts) 234 00:10:39,305 --> 00:10:40,638 (grunts) 235 00:10:42,374 --> 00:10:45,043 You'll learn soon enough. 236 00:10:45,045 --> 00:10:46,244 Now, brother! 237 00:10:49,248 --> 00:10:50,281 Huh? 238 00:10:50,283 --> 00:10:52,250 (yelling) 239 00:10:56,355 --> 00:10:57,655 Falcon: Tony! 240 00:10:59,391 --> 00:11:01,059 Falcon's nothing. 241 00:11:01,061 --> 00:11:03,294 Finish him quickly so we can bring the others across. 242 00:11:03,296 --> 00:11:06,130 Others? There are more of you? 243 00:11:07,800 --> 00:11:09,300 (all grunting) 244 00:11:10,369 --> 00:11:13,171 (screaming) 245 00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:16,641 If that wasn't so unpleasant, I'd be really impressed. 246 00:11:16,643 --> 00:11:19,143 Mind explaining what's so impressive about it? 247 00:11:19,145 --> 00:11:21,312 An alien life form that has no body, 248 00:11:21,314 --> 00:11:23,448 Copies one, and then sends the original away 249 00:11:23,450 --> 00:11:26,217 Apparently to a dark matter dimension? 250 00:11:26,219 --> 00:11:28,619 That's pretty elegant for a parasite. 251 00:11:28,621 --> 00:11:31,189 Some days I'm glad I'm not a super genius. 252 00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:34,258 I'd rather just be mad someone hacked into my body. 253 00:11:36,228 --> 00:11:38,229 (roars) 254 00:11:38,231 --> 00:11:40,832 We've been watching the hostile takeover from these windows. 255 00:11:40,834 --> 00:11:42,300 Probably how they studied us. 256 00:11:42,302 --> 00:11:44,368 A small trans-dimensional rift. 257 00:11:44,370 --> 00:11:46,537 And that, mr. Genius? 258 00:11:49,441 --> 00:11:52,376 That is very bad. 259 00:11:52,378 --> 00:11:54,212 Hulk, do your thing. 260 00:11:54,214 --> 00:12:00,384 Been doing it! (grunting) they don't smash! 261 00:12:00,386 --> 00:12:02,253 Don't even make any noise. 262 00:12:02,255 --> 00:12:03,454 (whispering) uh, you sure? 263 00:12:03,456 --> 00:12:05,189 Because I hear something. 264 00:12:05,191 --> 00:12:06,424 (creatures shrieking) 265 00:12:10,896 --> 00:12:12,396 (grunts) 266 00:12:13,699 --> 00:12:15,333 (pants) 267 00:12:15,335 --> 00:12:16,734 (roars) 268 00:12:18,737 --> 00:12:21,139 Come on. Come on. 269 00:12:21,141 --> 00:12:22,640 (screams) 270 00:12:27,546 --> 00:12:29,647 (panting) 271 00:12:30,849 --> 00:12:33,618 They're all gone. It's only me. 272 00:12:34,686 --> 00:12:37,188 (beeps) all me. 273 00:12:38,790 --> 00:12:41,292 Finances. Automation. Finances. 274 00:12:41,660 --> 00:12:41,659 Finances? 275 00:12:41,661 --> 00:12:46,264 All that money and you couldn't afford to give me a bigger room? 276 00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:48,900 (computer beeps) bingo, surveillance archives. 277 00:12:48,902 --> 00:12:52,236 So I'm poking around with the fabric of the universe, 278 00:12:52,238 --> 00:12:53,838 And I've found this sort of limbo 279 00:12:53,840 --> 00:12:55,573 Where dark matter seems to pool. 280 00:12:55,575 --> 00:12:57,742 Limbo? Do not investigate. 281 00:12:57,744 --> 00:13:00,311 Iron man: I'm going to investigate. 282 00:13:00,313 --> 00:13:02,747 Jarvis, put all this junk someplace, will you? 283 00:13:02,749 --> 00:13:04,582 Yeah, my room. 284 00:13:04,584 --> 00:13:06,484 Fast forward. Display uv spectrum. 285 00:13:08,453 --> 00:13:09,954 He cracked open a door. 286 00:13:09,956 --> 00:13:12,256 Now they want to kick it down and bring more through. 287 00:13:12,258 --> 00:13:13,457 (hulk roars) (gasps) 288 00:13:14,626 --> 00:13:16,394 (roars) 289 00:13:16,762 --> 00:13:18,196 (grunts) 290 00:13:20,732 --> 00:13:23,401 For an insignificant human, 291 00:13:23,403 --> 00:13:25,836 You've been quite annoying. 292 00:13:25,838 --> 00:13:28,439 Not annoying, I'm avenging. 293 00:13:29,274 --> 00:13:30,441 (beeps) 294 00:13:31,476 --> 00:13:32,877 (groans) 295 00:13:37,683 --> 00:13:39,383 In case I actually survive this, 296 00:13:39,385 --> 00:13:41,352 I don't want the real hulk to kill me. 297 00:13:41,354 --> 00:13:42,420 (groaning) 298 00:13:43,622 --> 00:13:45,256 (pants) 299 00:13:48,327 --> 00:13:49,727 (gasps) 300 00:13:54,433 --> 00:13:57,268 Your resistance amounts to less than nothing. 301 00:13:57,270 --> 00:14:00,705 We've absorbed life forms in countless dimensions. 302 00:14:00,707 --> 00:14:03,574 Phantom captain america: But we coveted this one more than any other. 303 00:14:03,576 --> 00:14:05,309 So rich with life, 304 00:14:05,311 --> 00:14:08,279 So many forms for our brethren to assimilate. 305 00:14:08,281 --> 00:14:10,414 And the avengers were the only force that could have stopped you 306 00:14:10,416 --> 00:14:12,483 So we were the first to be assimilated. 307 00:14:12,485 --> 00:14:15,953 We're just trying to fit in. You know how that feels. 308 00:14:15,955 --> 00:14:18,422 Whatever. We will stop you. 309 00:14:18,424 --> 00:14:19,724 There is no "we." 310 00:14:19,726 --> 00:14:20,992 Huh? 311 00:14:20,994 --> 00:14:22,460 (grunts) 312 00:14:28,267 --> 00:14:30,301 Nice try. 313 00:14:30,303 --> 00:14:33,037 We can mimic organic and tech materials. 314 00:14:33,039 --> 00:14:35,973 This armor is identical to the original. 315 00:14:35,975 --> 00:14:37,942 But the guy inside is just a cheap copy 316 00:14:37,944 --> 00:14:40,878 Who doesn't know the braking flap override is right here. 317 00:14:42,414 --> 00:14:44,048 (grunts) 318 00:14:47,452 --> 00:14:49,320 (computer whirs) 319 00:15:00,065 --> 00:15:02,667 He'll bring reinforcements. Let him. 320 00:15:02,669 --> 00:15:06,437 By the time they come, we'll need the bodies. 321 00:15:08,073 --> 00:15:10,474 Hawkeye: We got company. They are ugly. 322 00:15:15,580 --> 00:15:17,448 Repulsors don't affect them. 323 00:15:18,550 --> 00:15:19,817 (grunts) 324 00:15:19,819 --> 00:15:21,886 But fists do. 325 00:15:21,888 --> 00:15:25,389 Our ethereal bodies are on the same vibrational plane as theirs. 326 00:15:25,391 --> 00:15:28,626 (growls) finally, something I can smash! 327 00:15:28,628 --> 00:15:29,994 (grunts) 328 00:15:34,032 --> 00:15:35,733 (roars) 329 00:15:36,868 --> 00:15:38,969 (shrieking) 330 00:15:38,971 --> 00:15:42,373 Why are they all attacking us? Didn't we get jumped already? 331 00:15:42,375 --> 00:15:44,508 We can handle a few space phantoms. 332 00:15:44,510 --> 00:15:47,044 Space phantoms, seriously, that's what we're calling them? 333 00:15:47,046 --> 00:15:50,481 "creepy ugly bad dudes" wasn't a better suggestion, hawkeye. 334 00:15:54,052 --> 00:15:56,954 I do not care what they're called, they will fall. 335 00:15:58,423 --> 00:16:00,691 (grunts) they're not here for us. 336 00:16:00,693 --> 00:16:02,093 They're here for that. 337 00:16:05,797 --> 00:16:07,665 We've established the dimensional bridge. 338 00:16:07,667 --> 00:16:10,101 The rest of our brethren amass on the other side. 339 00:16:10,103 --> 00:16:11,635 What's the delay? 340 00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:14,839 The barrier is more resilient than expected. 341 00:16:14,841 --> 00:16:17,007 We need more energy to punch through. 342 00:16:17,009 --> 00:16:19,543 Did someone say "punch"? 343 00:16:24,049 --> 00:16:25,483 (grunts) 344 00:16:27,052 --> 00:16:29,854 I'm shutting down your dimensional doggie-door. 345 00:16:37,562 --> 00:16:39,697 (grunts) 346 00:16:42,467 --> 00:16:44,935 Go on, brave little bird. 347 00:16:44,937 --> 00:16:48,539 Shut the portal and trap your team in limbo. Forever. 348 00:16:49,708 --> 00:16:51,175 They're alive? (black widow grunts) 349 00:16:54,112 --> 00:16:57,615 I am not the only one with weak points, am I? 350 00:16:57,617 --> 00:16:58,783 (grunts) 351 00:17:01,653 --> 00:17:02,787 Sam! 352 00:17:04,456 --> 00:17:06,557 You're hardly even worth assimilating. 353 00:17:06,559 --> 00:17:09,059 Though I'm sure someone will take you. 354 00:17:09,061 --> 00:17:11,061 (laughs) 355 00:17:15,500 --> 00:17:17,001 We are free! 356 00:17:18,103 --> 00:17:19,870 Avengers, trouble! 357 00:17:22,174 --> 00:17:23,474 No! 358 00:17:27,112 --> 00:17:29,580 Portal is open, folks. You know what to do. 359 00:17:30,715 --> 00:17:33,050 (avengers grunting) 360 00:17:36,054 --> 00:17:37,855 (roars) 361 00:17:37,857 --> 00:17:40,491 Stupid purple ghosts! 362 00:17:40,493 --> 00:17:42,993 Avengers, do whatever you have to. 363 00:17:42,995 --> 00:17:45,996 Keep those things from entering our world. 364 00:17:45,998 --> 00:17:48,065 Hey, space freaks. 365 00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:51,035 Never underestimate an avenger! 366 00:17:51,037 --> 00:17:53,103 Insignificant. 367 00:17:53,105 --> 00:17:54,572 Redwing mode. 368 00:17:54,574 --> 00:17:56,006 (engines humming) 369 00:18:00,579 --> 00:18:03,013 (laughs) toys won't help you. 370 00:18:03,015 --> 00:18:04,248 (grunts) 371 00:18:10,055 --> 00:18:11,822 Ah! 372 00:18:14,726 --> 00:18:17,728 He's using his redwing to create a vortex. 373 00:18:17,730 --> 00:18:19,063 (all screaming) 374 00:18:21,867 --> 00:18:24,668 He's pulling those phantom avengers right at us. 375 00:18:30,275 --> 00:18:31,842 (grunts) 376 00:18:35,013 --> 00:18:37,181 Wish I would have thought of it. 377 00:18:40,752 --> 00:18:42,720 Does this make falcon officially smarter than you? 378 00:18:42,722 --> 00:18:44,088 Considering he survived the longest 379 00:18:44,090 --> 00:18:46,156 And got the phantoms out of the tower? 380 00:18:46,158 --> 00:18:47,925 It's not over yet. 381 00:18:47,927 --> 00:18:50,661 Falcon, what do we need to know about these guys? 382 00:18:50,663 --> 00:18:52,963 They have your strength, your equipment. 383 00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:55,132 But they don't have your skills. 384 00:18:56,234 --> 00:18:58,002 I'll show you skills. 385 00:18:58,236 --> 00:18:59,970 (grunts) 386 00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:01,539 No brains either. 387 00:19:01,541 --> 00:19:02,973 That wasn't very smart, soldier. 388 00:19:02,975 --> 00:19:04,275 (grunts) 389 00:19:07,012 --> 00:19:09,914 Let's be civil about this. 390 00:19:09,916 --> 00:19:12,116 You do civil. I'll do angry! 391 00:19:12,118 --> 00:19:14,051 (grunts) 392 00:19:14,053 --> 00:19:16,020 Hulk, a little help? 393 00:19:16,588 --> 00:19:18,055 (grunts) 394 00:19:19,958 --> 00:19:21,125 (yells) 395 00:19:24,563 --> 00:19:26,030 (grunts) 396 00:19:28,033 --> 00:19:31,068 What good is a simple hammer? 397 00:19:31,070 --> 00:19:34,038 Simple hammer. Complex energy! 398 00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:36,106 (thunder crashes) 399 00:19:38,343 --> 00:19:40,077 Other questions? 400 00:19:43,148 --> 00:19:45,849 (yells) 401 00:19:45,851 --> 00:19:48,252 Ugh. Nice breath! 402 00:19:48,254 --> 00:19:51,121 Stark, energy blasts work on our doubles. 403 00:19:51,123 --> 00:19:52,990 Oh, that's cool. 404 00:19:52,992 --> 00:19:55,092 I'll figure out the science later. 405 00:19:55,094 --> 00:19:57,861 For now, badoosh. 406 00:20:02,801 --> 00:20:05,336 Please, tell me my breath doesn't smell that bad. 407 00:20:05,338 --> 00:20:08,772 I may be a super spy, but even I'm not that good a liar. 408 00:20:09,107 --> 00:20:10,240 (grunts) 409 00:20:11,977 --> 00:20:13,777 Think I'm nothing, huh? 410 00:20:13,779 --> 00:20:15,613 Just remember who put you back here. 411 00:20:16,147 --> 00:20:18,148 (grunts) 412 00:20:19,150 --> 00:20:21,085 We need to shut this door. 413 00:20:21,087 --> 00:20:24,121 Hulk, quit playing around and give us some elbow room. 414 00:20:24,322 --> 00:20:26,023 (growls) 415 00:20:31,096 --> 00:20:32,796 Ah! 416 00:20:34,933 --> 00:20:36,800 (creatures shrieking) 417 00:20:39,170 --> 00:20:41,205 Hulk: How's that for elbow room? 418 00:20:41,973 --> 00:20:43,207 Works for me. 419 00:20:44,909 --> 00:20:47,711 You should do the honors. Shut it down. 420 00:20:47,713 --> 00:20:49,113 Shut it down? 421 00:20:49,115 --> 00:20:50,781 You're right, blow it up. 422 00:20:50,783 --> 00:20:52,182 Thank you. 423 00:20:54,119 --> 00:20:55,319 (grunts) 424 00:20:59,691 --> 00:21:01,659 (sighs) 425 00:21:01,661 --> 00:21:04,128 That was about your room, wasn't it? 426 00:21:04,130 --> 00:21:05,763 I'll have the stuff moved out. 427 00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:08,198 After today, you're building me a bigger room. 428 00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:10,768 Off the helipad. You can afford it. 429 00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:11,969 (chuckles) 430 00:21:11,971 --> 00:21:13,804 Way to rub his nose in it. 431 00:21:13,806 --> 00:21:15,939 Hey, speaking of which... (sniffs) 432 00:21:15,941 --> 00:21:17,107 Did someone bake cookies? 433 00:21:20,278 --> 00:21:21,712 Careful. 434 00:21:23,782 --> 00:21:27,851 You got phantomed first. No cookie for you. 435 00:21:27,853 --> 00:21:29,286 I got dibs on that one. 436 00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:31,822 Boys, step aside. I'm hungry. 437 00:21:31,824 --> 00:21:34,291 There's no tower like home. 438 00:21:34,293 --> 00:21:36,460 Thor: Keep your filthy green hands off my cookie. 439 00:21:36,462 --> 00:21:37,895 Hulk: Where's my milk?