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VIVIAN: (ON TV) <i>Don't you knock?</i>

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EDWARD: (ON TV) <i>Vivian...</i>

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<i>I'm going to be in town until Sunday.
I'd like you to spend the week with me.</i>

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VIVIAN: <i>Holy shit!</i> (LAUGHS)

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EDWARD: <i>Would you send up some champagne
and strawberries, please?</i>

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<i>Vivian, is that a yes?</i>

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(VIVIAN SPUTTERS)

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<i>Yes.</i> (SPITS)

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<i>Yes!</i>

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EDWARD: <i>I'll be gone most of the day.</i>

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Wake up, Natalie. It's just a movie.

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Forget about men.

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Forget about love.

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In real life,
girls like us don't get that.

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Why?

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Look in the mirror, darl.
We're no Julia Roberts.

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We're not?

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That woman has got
a million-dollar smile.

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She's got a gorgeous mane of hair.

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Okay, she might not have to bleach
her mustache,

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but she hasn't even got room
for a mustache.

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She's got a tiny little space here.

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They'll never make a movie
about girls like us, and you know why?

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Why?

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Because it would be so sad,

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they'd have to
sprinkle Prozac on the popcorn

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or people would kill themselves.

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You see, Natalie,
life's not a fairy tale.

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There's no happy endings.

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There is always gonna be a happy ending.

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No, darling.

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Someone might marry you for a visa,
that's about it.

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(ALARM BEEPING)

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- (ALARM STOPS)
- (GRUNTS SOFTLY)

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(EXHALES)

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Ow.

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NATALIE: Oh, Baxter!

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I need those. Hey.

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Baxter, (IMITATES GUNSHOT) roll over.

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Play dead.

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(SIGHS) Come here.

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(GRUNTS)

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Morning kiss for Mommy?

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(KISSING) Baxter?

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Oh, hi, Donny.

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Some girl taped this love note
to my door.

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"To Big D."

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I think it's just one of the many girls
that are obsessed with you.

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Yeah, yeah. All right.
I'll give it to my secretary.

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- Thanks.
- Oh.

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You have a secretary?

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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

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Stop the cart!

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- What?
- Stop it with your body!

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- Me?
- Do it!

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No, I can't!

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My cart is valuable!

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- I can't!
- Stop the cart!

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(NATALIE GRUNTS)

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Wow! You're built
like a cement truck.

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Yeah. Thank you.

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That's what all the guys say.

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(HORN HONKING)

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(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)

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MAN: Hey, Nat.

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Do me a favor
and throw this away for me?

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I'm so busy.

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Uh, I'm kind of busy too,
but, yeah, yeah.

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Natalie. The 3D printer is down.
Can you call the IT guy?

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Donna, you know, technically,
you're the office manager, right?

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I do.

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Tell him it's not even turning on now.

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You're the best.

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(SIGHS) Morning, Whit.

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Hey.

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WHITNEY: Good morning, Boss.

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Is he here yet?

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No, not yet.

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You're gonna kill the Lewis pitch
this morning.

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Yeah. I don't know

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- whether I'm fully ready, but...
- (ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)

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I don't know how to...

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- Whoa.
- Maybe I shouldn't.

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Okay, hold that thought. He's here.

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NATALIE: That's our new client?

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WHITNEY: Why is he so beautiful?

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He's, like, CW hot.

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I just suddenly got the urge to catcall.

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Like, I don't whistle.
But I just wanna...

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(WHISTLES MEEKLY)

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Guys, please don't objectify the men
in this office.

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Okay, I won't stand for it.

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So, you gonna pitch in there?

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(STAMMERS) I don't know.

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No one really cares about
the parking garages.

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Mmm-mmm. No, no, no, no.

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You are not chickening out.
It's a good idea.

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I don't know. Sometimes when I go into
the big meetings,

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they just cut me off
and I don't get my ideas out right,

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and everyone just thinks
I'm the coffee bitch,

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which is unfair 'cause sometimes I bring
doughnuts as well.

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Maybe I could just email it?

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Oh, yeah. You're right.
You could just email it.

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That's a good idea.
You should just sit down,

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not go in the big meeting,

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not present all your hard work.

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'Cause that would be awful, right?

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- NATALIE: Josh! (SCREAMS)
- Everyone loving your great work.

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Possibly getting a pay raise,

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everyone's respect.

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Everyone would be like, "Wow, Natalie!

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We love your idea!

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We're gonna give you all the money
in the world!"

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Josh, stop being such an idiot!

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You're the most formidable architect
in this firm!

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People are listening!

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BOSS: Natalie.

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You gonna join us
for our professional meeting?

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Yes. Um...

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Yes, I am. Sorry.

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Kill it, Nat.

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(IMITATING GUNFIRE)

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(GROANING)

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Sorry about that. Excuse me.

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Oh, thanks, hon.

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NATALIE: Oh, no, that's my...

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BLAKE: Mmm!

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Oh, God damn it!

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Who puts whipped cream in a coffee?

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Do you mind?
I'll just have a normal coffee. Thanks.

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I'm not an assistant, sir.

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Architect. Yeah.

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(NATALIE STAMMERING)

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But I'm also a team player

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and I'd be very happy
to get you another coffee.

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That would be great.

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I'll be right back, everyone.

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(LIVELY MUSIC PLAYING)

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Miss? Yo!

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Yo!

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You dropped your glasses.

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- Here you go.
- Thank you.

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Oh, I'm cheesing really hard.
(CHUCKLES)

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- How are you...
- Oh!

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- Very sorry.
- MAN: Come on, man.

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So, it's not like I thought
I was gonna be

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the star of the meeting or anything.

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Like, I'm not that good.

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But even if I see him again,
a guy like that, I'm just invisible to.

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What do you mean "a guy like that"?

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You know, like a nice guy
with a nice life.

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I'm a nice guy. I see you.

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I've got a nice life.

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I do!

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I have a hybrid.

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Yeah. I know, I know.

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No, you know what I mean.
Like super-rich.

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Like super-successful, super-hunky guy.

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I'm just extra-invisible
to a guy like that, you know?

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Yeah. Got it.

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You know, even if he noticed you,

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you wouldn't notice him noticing you.

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What does that mean?

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It means that you're blind to love.

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You don't even see it.

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- No, I'm not.
- Yeah!

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I don't need love.

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What?

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You just busted through
that potential new couple back there.

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Yeah.

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They were about to have a moment.

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That spark was there.

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And you just lowered your shoulder

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and ploughed through 'em
like a linebacker.

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Stop being an idiot, all right?

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Have you been working out a little bit?

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I have. Yeah.

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- That's quite hard.
- Yeah. I got an ab blaster.

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NATALIE: Yeah.

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(SIGHS) Hey, Whitney,
can you get me the number...

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Whit?

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Whit?

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Um, can you maybe stop watching
full-length feature films in the office

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and just, like, do your job
and assist me?

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Yes, okay.

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There are only, like, 43 minutes left.

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So maybe I'll just stop when it's over,
and then do work.

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I don't know how it ends.
Do they end up together?

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This movie ends
like all stupid rom-coms do.

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The girl gets the guy and then finally
that's what makes her happy.

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- (IMITATES GUNSHOT)
- And what's wrong with that?

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Because she should be happy
with other things in her life.

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Like her great career
that she's worked hard for.

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It's a romantic comedy.
They're the best.

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I mean, life can be so sad.

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I try to wake up smiling.

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Then I turn on the news, and I'm like...

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And then I turn on <i>Sweet Home Alabama</i>
and I'm like...

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I mean, have you seen that movie?

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It's literally a masterpiece.

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A master piece of shit.

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Whitney, all those movies are lies
set to terrible pop songs.

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I love those songs.
And those movies are not lies!

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Uh, yes, they are.

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People waking up in bed
with full hair and makeup?

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It's so unrealistic.

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Every time someone puts on
a pair of pants,

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it turns into a whole montage.

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Yeah, 'cause trying on clothes is fun!

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(SCOFFS) For you.

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Okay, what about how there's always,
like, some main chick

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and she's super clumsy.

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She's always like, "Oh! Whoops!"

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And everyone goes, "She's so charming!"

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No. In real life, people would think
she had muscular dystrophy.

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Your flaws are what make you beautiful.

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Uh, your flaws are what make you ugly.

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That's why they're called flaws.

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And then, like, in those movies,

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when there are two women
in the same workplace,

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they have to be like mortal enemies.

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But look at us. Like, I love you.
I think you're the best.

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The idea that two women
can't root for each other at work

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is just disgusting.

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And, apparently, there's no HR at any
of those businesses in rom-com world

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because there's no diversity

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and people are always boning
their coworkers.

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Oh, and don't even get me started
about the cliché gay best friend.

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His sole purpose in the story
is just to help the main hot chick.

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Like, does he have a job?

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Like, what's going on in his life?
Who cares?

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It's so insulting. Don't you think?

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And then they always have
some stupid voiceover that comes on

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to tell you
what you're supposed to think.

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You know what I think? Act better.

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For someone who hates romantic comedies,

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you have certainly thought
about this a lot.

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NATALIE: Okay, don't wait for me.

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What about how at the end
of those rom-coms,

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they always do this stupid, like,
slow-motion running sequence?

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(MOANING)

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Like, they're trying to break up
a wedding or get their lover back.

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Well, guess what?

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He doesn't love you.

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That's why he's not currently with you
or marrying you.

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He does love you.
And he's there to complete you.

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Mind if I come in?
What are we talking about?

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Natalie's been saying
that romantic comedies are bad,

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for three hours.

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Yeah, 'cause they're toxic.

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Are you kidding me?

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Have you seen <i>Notting Hill?</i>

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- Have you seen <i>13 Going on 30?</i>
- (NATALIE GROANS)

254
00:11:05,440 --> 00:11:07,033
I put those
in my high school time capsule.

255
00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:08,316
This is a man. I love this man.

256
00:11:08,520 --> 00:11:09,715
That, and my hacky sack.

257
00:11:09,880 --> 00:11:11,314
You two are so soft.

258
00:11:11,520 --> 00:11:13,716
You know, she just hates happy endings.

259
00:11:13,880 --> 00:11:15,951
NATALIE: Because it's not the end.

260
00:11:16,120 --> 00:11:17,759
They stop it there
because what happens next

261
00:11:17,920 --> 00:11:19,639
is, like, really shit

262
00:11:19,800 --> 00:11:21,234
and nobody would wanna see that.

263
00:11:21,400 --> 00:11:23,153
'Cause it's unhealthy for little girls
to watch that stuff

264
00:11:23,320 --> 00:11:24,959
and think that's how life's gonna be.

265
00:11:25,080 --> 00:11:29,836
I think it's nice to be reminded of how
beautiful and full of love life can be.

266
00:11:30,040 --> 00:11:31,110
Nope.

267
00:11:31,440 --> 00:11:33,671
Hey. So, I know you hate it,

268
00:11:33,880 --> 00:11:36,475
but it is karaoke night

269
00:11:36,640 --> 00:11:38,359
(IN SING-SONG VOICE) tonight.

270
00:11:38,520 --> 00:11:39,510
- When?
- Tonight.

271
00:11:39,680 --> 00:11:40,830
- Would you like to come?
- Uh-uh.

272
00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:43,196
Or we could do something
less embarrassing

273
00:11:43,280 --> 00:11:45,511
like trampoline nude in public?

274
00:11:45,640 --> 00:11:47,313
- (CHUCKLES)
- Okay. Well...

275
00:11:47,640 --> 00:11:49,199
Could've just said "no."

276
00:11:59,640 --> 00:12:02,314
Um, can I just quickly tell you
one more thing

277
00:12:02,400 --> 00:12:03,993
that romantic comedies have taught me?

278
00:12:04,080 --> 00:12:05,230
No, no!

279
00:12:05,360 --> 00:12:06,430
Come on.

280
00:12:06,840 --> 00:12:09,639
Listen to me. You're friendzoning Josh.

281
00:12:09,720 --> 00:12:11,632
No, I'm not. No, no, no.

282
00:12:11,800 --> 00:12:13,678
Josh doesn't like me like that.

283
00:12:13,760 --> 00:12:14,955
You sure about that?

284
00:12:15,040 --> 00:12:16,030
Yeah, I'm sure.

285
00:12:16,120 --> 00:12:18,271
Do you how many times a day
I catch him gawking

286
00:12:18,360 --> 00:12:21,080
at that half-dressed model out there?

287
00:12:21,160 --> 00:12:22,355
You know, she's like...

288
00:12:22,440 --> 00:12:24,671
"Oh, look, I'm so sexy

289
00:12:24,800 --> 00:12:28,077
and I just want a man
to buy me a salad. Oh!"

290
00:12:28,360 --> 00:12:31,831
You know, and I don't have that.
So that's fine, you know?

291
00:12:31,920 --> 00:12:35,709
I think people would have
an easier time seeing you, Natalie,

292
00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:37,678
if you were a little more open.

293
00:12:39,680 --> 00:12:41,751
(MOUTHING) I love you. I'm sorry.

294
00:13:06,120 --> 00:13:07,270
(CELL PHONE CHIMES)

295
00:13:12,760 --> 00:13:14,240
(BRAKES SQUEALING)

296
00:13:15,120 --> 00:13:16,236
WOMAN ON PA: <i>Ladies and gentlemen,</i>

297
00:13:16,360 --> 00:13:19,034
<i>the train approaching the station
is not in service.</i>

298
00:13:19,200 --> 00:13:21,760
<i>Please step back from the platform edge.</i>

299
00:13:22,440 --> 00:13:23,590
MAN: Oh, hey.

300
00:13:23,760 --> 00:13:25,240
You got off here, too?

301
00:13:25,320 --> 00:13:26,754
Oh... Hi.

302
00:13:26,840 --> 00:13:27,956
I'm Jack.

303
00:13:28,160 --> 00:13:29,150
Natalie.

304
00:13:29,280 --> 00:13:31,237
- Nat. Like the bug.
- (CHUCKLES)

305
00:13:31,440 --> 00:13:32,430
That's funny. (GRUNTS)

306
00:13:34,800 --> 00:13:36,075
Just give me the purse!

307
00:13:36,240 --> 00:13:38,311
- It's my purse! Hey!
- Come on. Give it to me.

308
00:13:38,400 --> 00:13:40,198
(BOTH GRUNTING)

309
00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:43,277
- JACK: Give it to me!
- (GRUNTS)

310
00:13:45,240 --> 00:13:46,720
(BOTH GRUNTING)

311
00:13:47,920 --> 00:13:50,071
Come on, I've got three kids to feed!

312
00:13:50,240 --> 00:13:51,674
You look like you've known struggle.

313
00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:54,151
Can you help me out? Please?

314
00:13:55,760 --> 00:13:57,956
Ha, ha, sucker!
I don't even have any kids.

315
00:13:58,160 --> 00:13:59,480
(GROANS)

316
00:14:00,280 --> 00:14:02,715
Why does this shit always happen to me?

317
00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:04,029
- (CLANGS)
- (GROANS)

318
00:14:30,440 --> 00:14:31,430
TODD: Wow.

319
00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:33,912
You took quite a spill.

320
00:14:34,120 --> 00:14:35,395
Uh... (COUGHS)

321
00:14:35,640 --> 00:14:37,518
Um... (GROANS)

322
00:14:38,040 --> 00:14:41,397
I got mugged
by this childless sociopath.

323
00:14:41,480 --> 00:14:43,392
- (CHUCKLES)
- We need to call the police.

324
00:14:43,480 --> 00:14:45,676
And maybe I should do a sketch,
so I just...

325
00:14:45,800 --> 00:14:48,713
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay.
Just slow down, lovely.

326
00:14:50,840 --> 00:14:52,035
Where am I?

327
00:14:52,160 --> 00:14:53,594
You're in the emergency room.

328
00:14:53,680 --> 00:14:56,798
This isn't an emergency room.
This is a Williams-Sonoma.

329
00:14:56,880 --> 00:14:59,475
(LAUGHS) Okay, sit back. Relax.

330
00:14:59,560 --> 00:15:01,279
Just let me examine you.

331
00:15:01,440 --> 00:15:02,476
Okay.

332
00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:08,195
Oh, dear.

333
00:15:08,280 --> 00:15:09,714
What's wrong?

334
00:15:09,800 --> 00:15:11,200
Well, it's your eyes.

335
00:15:11,280 --> 00:15:13,476
They're quite beautiful.

336
00:15:13,600 --> 00:15:15,239
Did I die?

337
00:15:15,320 --> 00:15:17,630
You are, like,
way too hot to be a doctor

338
00:15:17,720 --> 00:15:19,313
and you're saying
really creepy things to me.

339
00:15:19,400 --> 00:15:21,471
I am so enjoying my time with you.

340
00:15:21,560 --> 00:15:22,596
Why?

341
00:15:22,680 --> 00:15:24,558
- (LAUGHS) Yeah.
- Wait. I know what's going on.

342
00:15:24,720 --> 00:15:26,313
You're working with that subway guy.

343
00:15:26,400 --> 00:15:28,392
First he knocks me out
and then you try to steal my kidneys.

344
00:15:28,480 --> 00:15:29,470
TODD: What?

345
00:15:29,560 --> 00:15:31,756
Security! Please, I need help!

346
00:15:31,840 --> 00:15:32,876
If you really wanna leave,

347
00:15:33,040 --> 00:15:35,555
I'm sorry to say that your clothes
were completely ruined.

348
00:15:35,640 --> 00:15:36,630
But don't worry.

349
00:15:36,720 --> 00:15:38,871
We've picked some things out
from the lost and found for you.

350
00:15:49,320 --> 00:15:50,834
Josh, um, can you call me?

351
00:15:50,960 --> 00:15:55,000
I was mugged and, I don't know,
maybe I was harvested for my eggs.

352
00:15:55,160 --> 00:15:57,550
I don't know.
Please, um, just call me back, okay?

353
00:15:58,200 --> 00:15:59,873
- (DOGS BARKING)
- Hey, pretty woman.

354
00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:02,520
- Good morning.
- NATALIE: Oh.

355
00:16:07,720 --> 00:16:09,279
Love your outfit.

356
00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:10,875
Very chic.

357
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:13,992
(POP SONG PLAYING ON STEREO)

358
00:16:17,800 --> 00:16:19,029
(VOLUME INCREASES)

359
00:16:19,120 --> 00:16:20,918
This is really weird.

360
00:16:21,920 --> 00:16:22,990
- (TIRES SCREECH)
- (SHRIEKS)

361
00:16:26,480 --> 00:16:27,630
Good God, are you okay?

362
00:16:27,840 --> 00:16:28,910
Hey!

363
00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:30,673
You... What the...

364
00:16:30,880 --> 00:16:35,318
I am so sorry. My driver was probably
distracted by your...

365
00:16:35,480 --> 00:16:38,120
Wow, you're quite beguiling, aren't you?

366
00:16:38,640 --> 00:16:40,074
Why are you now Australian?

367
00:16:40,160 --> 00:16:41,753
I'm Australian,
so it comes out that way.

368
00:16:41,840 --> 00:16:42,876
No, no, no.

369
00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:44,872
You weren't Australian this morning

370
00:16:44,960 --> 00:16:47,350
when you stole my cup of whipped cream
with a dollop of coffee in it.

371
00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:49,636
I find it impossible to believe
that we've met before

372
00:16:49,720 --> 00:16:50,949
and I don't remember you.

373
00:16:51,040 --> 00:16:52,235
Oh, what's going on?

374
00:16:52,680 --> 00:16:53,909
Are you okay?

375
00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:55,832
No! Can't you smell what's happening?

376
00:16:55,920 --> 00:16:57,957
New York doesn't smell
like shit anymore.

377
00:16:58,040 --> 00:16:59,759
Everything smells like lavender.

378
00:16:59,840 --> 00:17:00,876
I think you might have hit your head.

379
00:17:01,080 --> 00:17:03,276
Why don't we check you in
at the doctor, maybe?

380
00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:04,669
Or just take you home?

381
00:17:04,760 --> 00:17:06,479
Something is really wrong.

382
00:17:06,640 --> 00:17:09,553
Okay. Why don't you, um,
let me take you home?

383
00:17:09,720 --> 00:17:11,313
It's all right. I'm not gonna hurt you.

384
00:17:11,480 --> 00:17:15,110
Let's get you home now.
I'll give you a ride. Okay?

385
00:17:17,320 --> 00:17:19,676
- BLAKE: Champagne and strawberries?
- (CORK POPS)

386
00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:23,078
Dom Pérignon once said
it was like tasting the stars.

387
00:17:23,240 --> 00:17:24,754
Did you know he was a monk?

388
00:17:26,040 --> 00:17:27,030
And we're here.

389
00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:29,836
NATALIE: What?
How did we get here so fast?

390
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:31,878
That was, like, 18 seconds.

391
00:17:39,640 --> 00:17:41,632
Someone's really cleaned up the street.

392
00:17:44,600 --> 00:17:46,159
There's wedding dresses.

393
00:17:46,240 --> 00:17:48,277
Those weren't there before.

394
00:17:48,440 --> 00:17:50,591
And who put all these flowers
everywhere?

395
00:17:51,480 --> 00:17:53,039
- (SNEEZES)
- Oh! Bless you.

396
00:17:53,120 --> 00:17:55,316
- (SNEEZES)
- Oh! Doubles! Double blessings.

397
00:17:55,480 --> 00:17:57,517
- (SNEEZES)
- Oh! Three times, that's unlucky.

398
00:17:57,720 --> 00:17:58,949
I'm allergic.

399
00:17:59,040 --> 00:18:01,350
You sure I can't get you something?
Maybe a hankie or a tissue?

400
00:18:01,440 --> 00:18:04,035
I think I just, um, I need to lie down.

401
00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:06,237
I'll be totally fine then.

402
00:18:06,320 --> 00:18:07,720
- Okay.
- Uh... (STAMMERS)

403
00:18:07,800 --> 00:18:08,950
Thank you. I just...

404
00:18:09,040 --> 00:18:12,397
I have no idea why
you're being so nice to me. I just...

405
00:18:13,240 --> 00:18:15,914
I don't get it, but thanks.

406
00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:18,000
(SMACKS LIPS) Well, um...

407
00:18:18,840 --> 00:18:20,399
Hold on a second.

408
00:18:25,400 --> 00:18:26,834
If you need anything,

409
00:18:26,920 --> 00:18:28,274
anything at all,

410
00:18:31,160 --> 00:18:35,154
don't hesitate to give me a call

411
00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:39,439
on my cellular telephone device.

412
00:18:39,520 --> 00:18:41,034
There you go. That's my number.

413
00:18:42,640 --> 00:18:44,120
That's very charming.

414
00:18:44,200 --> 00:18:46,032
But you do realize there's, like,

415
00:18:46,680 --> 00:18:50,151
3.6 million permutations
of how this could go together?

416
00:18:50,240 --> 00:18:52,038
But there's only one you, so...

417
00:18:52,400 --> 00:18:55,598
Right. That doesn't really make sense.

418
00:18:56,640 --> 00:18:58,950
Neither does the way
I'm feeling about you right now.

419
00:18:59,360 --> 00:19:02,353
(STAMMERS) That still doesn't change
the math, though.

420
00:19:02,440 --> 00:19:04,750
But, just to be clear,
I cannot call you!

421
00:19:04,840 --> 00:19:06,479
Are you feeling what I'm feeling?

422
00:19:06,560 --> 00:19:07,835
No!

423
00:19:07,920 --> 00:19:09,479
Call me!

424
00:19:11,200 --> 00:19:13,590
Josh, I'm not kidding. Can you call me?

425
00:19:13,760 --> 00:19:16,992
Did you set this all up
because I didn't go to karaoke with you?

426
00:19:39,240 --> 00:19:41,960
Oh, sorry! I've just walked into
the wrong apartment.

427
00:19:42,120 --> 00:19:43,395
Leaving.

428
00:19:43,840 --> 00:19:44,830
Sorry!

429
00:19:55,640 --> 00:19:56,676
(DOOR CLOSES)

430
00:20:06,880 --> 00:20:08,075
(SNEEZES) Oh.

431
00:20:12,560 --> 00:20:14,756
MAN: Thank you! These are lovely.

432
00:20:17,440 --> 00:20:19,318
Holy shit!

433
00:20:19,960 --> 00:20:23,078
Okay, you can come out now.
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

434
00:20:23,280 --> 00:20:25,192
Whatever reality show this is,

435
00:20:25,280 --> 00:20:26,555
you guys win!

436
00:20:26,640 --> 00:20:29,109
I'm gonna love it, not list it.
(EXHALES)

437
00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:32,719
- Hello?
- (DOG BARKING)

438
00:20:33,160 --> 00:20:34,150
Baxter?

439
00:20:34,480 --> 00:20:35,914
Baxter, come here, pups.

440
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:36,990
Come here.

441
00:20:37,360 --> 00:20:38,919
Is that you, Baxter?

442
00:20:40,080 --> 00:20:41,196
(IMITATES GUNSHOT)

443
00:20:42,320 --> 00:20:43,993
- (WHINES)
- (GASPS)

444
00:20:46,080 --> 00:20:48,072
You've never done that before.

445
00:20:49,760 --> 00:20:50,830
(KEYPAD BEEPS)

446
00:20:51,320 --> 00:20:53,118
911. What's your emergency?

447
00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:55,357
Yeah, I've been robbed, sort of.

448
00:20:55,760 --> 00:20:57,353
<i>Someone's broken into my apartment</i>

449
00:20:57,440 --> 00:20:59,318
and stretched it.

450
00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:00,836
<i>And they've taken everything</i>

451
00:21:01,040 --> 00:21:03,919
and replaced it all
with much nicer stuff.

452
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:04,990
<i>Okay, ma'am.</i>

453
00:21:05,080 --> 00:21:08,517
This doesn't sound like an emergency.
This sounds like you got it together.

454
00:21:13,480 --> 00:21:14,834
<i>Ma'am? Are you there?</i>

455
00:21:15,040 --> 00:21:17,794
NATALIE: This is
every pair of shoes ever made.

456
00:21:17,920 --> 00:21:20,594
I don't normally wear heels because
of the uneven weight distribution,

457
00:21:20,800 --> 00:21:24,032
but these are incredible!

458
00:21:24,120 --> 00:21:26,271
And they're all in my size.

459
00:21:26,440 --> 00:21:27,954
<i>So, let me get this straight.</i>

460
00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:30,191
Your emergency
is that your apartment is too big,

461
00:21:30,360 --> 00:21:31,999
you have every shoe you could ever want,

462
00:21:32,080 --> 00:21:33,673
<i>and they all fit your cute feet?</i>

463
00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:34,750
Yeah, exactly. That's what...

464
00:21:34,840 --> 00:21:35,830
Bye!

465
00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:37,149
(LINE DISCONNECTS)

466
00:21:38,840 --> 00:21:39,830
- (SHRIEKS)
- (SCREAMS)

467
00:21:39,920 --> 00:21:41,115
(BOTH SCREAMING)

468
00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:42,759
Why are we screaming?

469
00:21:42,840 --> 00:21:44,991
Donny! How did you get in here?

470
00:21:45,080 --> 00:21:46,958
Someone said "gay Betelgeuse"
three times

471
00:21:47,040 --> 00:21:48,474
and then I magically appeared.

472
00:21:48,560 --> 00:21:49,914
How do you think I got in here?

473
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:53,471
With the key you gave me.
'Cause I'm your favorite neighbor.

474
00:21:53,560 --> 00:21:54,710
Why are you talking like that?

475
00:21:55,280 --> 00:21:56,600
Um, talking like what?

476
00:21:56,680 --> 00:21:58,433
Like an offensive version of a gay guy.

477
00:21:58,520 --> 00:22:01,115
(GASPS) Miss girl thing bouffant,
please.

478
00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:02,634
You sound and look like an alien

479
00:22:02,720 --> 00:22:04,120
- who's faking being gay.
- (CELL PHONE VIBRATING)

480
00:22:04,400 --> 00:22:05,993
(GASPS) Oh, my God,
pop a Tic Tac and move it!

481
00:22:06,080 --> 00:22:09,517
You've got to get to work to get
crackin' on that big presentation.

482
00:22:09,640 --> 00:22:10,835
NATALIE: What presentation?

483
00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:12,320
Um, I don't know. The big presentation.

484
00:22:12,480 --> 00:22:14,949
Which is what my boyfriend calls me
in the sack, P.S.

485
00:22:15,040 --> 00:22:16,076
(LAUGHS)

486
00:22:16,200 --> 00:22:18,032
Okay, bootch,
change out of whatever this is

487
00:22:18,120 --> 00:22:19,554
because I'm gonna drop you off
at the office

488
00:22:19,640 --> 00:22:22,599
on the way to my no-plans-whatsoever!

489
00:22:23,400 --> 00:22:24,550
(CLICKS TONGUE) Oh.

490
00:22:25,080 --> 00:22:26,673
I love you so much.

491
00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:29,432
Can you hear me when I say that?

492
00:22:29,520 --> 00:22:30,715
(WHISPERS) How about now?

493
00:22:36,600 --> 00:22:38,239
Is this how you normally get to work?

494
00:22:38,560 --> 00:22:40,472
Um, if I had a job, yeah!

495
00:22:41,560 --> 00:22:43,631
NATALIE: Are you gonna get a job?

496
00:22:53,880 --> 00:22:55,109
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)

497
00:22:56,160 --> 00:22:57,196
(LIVELY CHATTER)

498
00:22:59,600 --> 00:23:00,636
MAN: Hey, Nat.

499
00:23:00,720 --> 00:23:02,951
Let me lighten your load
and grab that for you.

500
00:23:03,200 --> 00:23:04,873
Oh. I wasn't fully done with that...

501
00:23:04,960 --> 00:23:07,475
Hey, Natalie! Your 3D printer
was running a little bit slow,

502
00:23:07,560 --> 00:23:09,517
so I had IT come by
and spiff it up for you, you know.

503
00:23:09,600 --> 00:23:10,829
Just some preventive maintenance.

504
00:23:10,920 --> 00:23:12,036
Oh, you had something fixed for me.

505
00:23:12,240 --> 00:23:15,119
Yeah, I'm the office manager
and you're the star architect.

506
00:23:15,200 --> 00:23:17,317
How else would it be, silly? (LAUGHS)

507
00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:20,316
Oh, Whitney.

508
00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:24,354
Oh, wow.
You look really, really different.

509
00:23:24,440 --> 00:23:26,909
Um, you have to explain to me
what on earth is going on here.

510
00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:30,630
I don't have to explain shit to you.
I don't work for you.

511
00:23:30,920 --> 00:23:33,719
Technically, actually,
you're my assistant so...

512
00:23:33,880 --> 00:23:35,155
I know you, you know...

513
00:23:35,320 --> 00:23:39,394
I don't like to say, "I'm the boss"
or anything, but you're my assistant.

514
00:23:39,520 --> 00:23:42,115
That's literally the funniest thing
I've ever heard.

515
00:23:42,200 --> 00:23:43,919
- What?
- Me working for you.

516
00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:46,390
Let me put it in terms
that you can understand.

517
00:23:46,560 --> 00:23:49,280
(IMITATING AUSTRALIAN ACCENT)
You're going down, bitch.

518
00:24:00,360 --> 00:24:01,350
- Natalie!
- (GASPS)

519
00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:03,716
(LAUGHS) Oh, I scared you so bad.

520
00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:05,070
What's up? I got your message.

521
00:24:05,240 --> 00:24:07,232
Thank God! You're still you.

522
00:24:07,320 --> 00:24:08,720
Okay. You're normal.

523
00:24:08,840 --> 00:24:10,240
Yep, normal Josh.

524
00:24:10,400 --> 00:24:12,392
Okay, I really need your help.

525
00:24:12,480 --> 00:24:13,470
What's going on?

526
00:24:13,800 --> 00:24:15,792
I got mugged last night,

527
00:24:15,880 --> 00:24:18,918
and suddenly my apartment is tits
and my neighbor Donny

528
00:24:19,080 --> 00:24:20,719
is setting gay rights back,
like, 100 years.

529
00:24:20,880 --> 00:24:22,712
And Whitney is giving me
resting murder face.

530
00:24:22,800 --> 00:24:23,995
Nat, are you okay?

531
00:24:24,080 --> 00:24:27,710
No! My dog is now clean.
And guys look me in the eyes.

532
00:24:28,480 --> 00:24:29,470
See?

533
00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:31,400
Hey, guys.

534
00:24:31,480 --> 00:24:33,312
I think that's a good thing,
though, right?

535
00:24:33,400 --> 00:24:36,518
Maybe in theory, but this is some kind
of parallel universe.

536
00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:38,398
And this isn't our office.

537
00:24:38,480 --> 00:24:41,473
Josh, it's not. Look, it's not real.

538
00:24:41,560 --> 00:24:43,358
I think I might be going crazy.

539
00:24:43,440 --> 00:24:46,433
Hey, no! No, no, no! Come on.

540
00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:50,152
(JOSH SHUSHING)

541
00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:51,794
Hey, it's okay.

542
00:24:52,480 --> 00:24:54,437
(CHUCKLES) You're a lot of things
but you are not crazy.

543
00:24:54,960 --> 00:24:55,950
So...

544
00:24:56,040 --> 00:24:57,599
So you see it, too.

545
00:24:58,160 --> 00:25:00,675
Oh! Okay, thank God.

546
00:25:00,760 --> 00:25:03,320
I think we should get out of here
before they bite us.

547
00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:05,357
- Or impregnate us, or...
- Okay. No, let's get you some air.

548
00:25:05,600 --> 00:25:07,637
No one's gonna impregnate us. Come on.

549
00:25:09,200 --> 00:25:11,669
NATALIE: See?
Doesn't this all feel really weird?

550
00:25:11,840 --> 00:25:14,878
Okay, you have to calm down, okay?

551
00:25:15,960 --> 00:25:19,237
Just take a breath of the sweet,
sweet New York air.

552
00:25:21,080 --> 00:25:22,275
(SNIFFING)

553
00:25:22,560 --> 00:25:25,359
Okay, you're still looking at me
like I'm crazy.

554
00:25:25,440 --> 00:25:28,433
Please, just don't commit me
to some super-beautiful insane asylum.

555
00:25:28,520 --> 00:25:30,034
I don't think you are crazy.

556
00:25:30,200 --> 00:25:32,271
But what you're telling me is

557
00:25:32,440 --> 00:25:34,318
a little cuckoo.

558
00:25:34,480 --> 00:25:37,075
But since you are the one saying it,
I believe you.

559
00:25:37,160 --> 00:25:38,435
- I'll help you, okay?
- Okay.

560
00:25:38,520 --> 00:25:39,920
Let's figure this out.

561
00:25:40,080 --> 00:25:42,640
All right. Well,
maybe if I retrace my steps

562
00:25:42,720 --> 00:25:44,632
- from last night, we could...
- (WOMAN COUGHING)

563
00:25:46,160 --> 00:25:47,196
Is that woman choking?

564
00:25:48,080 --> 00:25:49,719
NATALIE: No, she's just being dramatic.

565
00:25:49,800 --> 00:25:50,836
I choke all the time.

566
00:25:50,920 --> 00:25:52,957
You know, when you put those candies
in the back of your mouth

567
00:25:53,120 --> 00:25:54,474
- and then you're like...
- (SHUSHING)

568
00:25:55,320 --> 00:25:56,310
Josh?

569
00:25:57,200 --> 00:25:58,680
- Josh!
- Come on. Stand up, stand up.

570
00:25:58,840 --> 00:26:00,274
NATALIE: Hey, Josh?

571
00:26:00,840 --> 00:26:02,832
(WOMAN GRUNTING)

572
00:26:02,960 --> 00:26:04,872
Is that really necessary?

573
00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:07,720
Oh, God!

574
00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:08,790
She's okay.

575
00:26:08,920 --> 00:26:10,320
(ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING)

576
00:26:15,640 --> 00:26:16,835
Hi.

577
00:26:17,400 --> 00:26:18,390
Hi.

578
00:26:19,120 --> 00:26:20,873
You saved my life.

579
00:26:21,120 --> 00:26:22,395
I can't thank you enough.

580
00:26:23,760 --> 00:26:24,830
Josh.

581
00:26:24,920 --> 00:26:26,912
That is such a beautiful name.

582
00:26:27,080 --> 00:26:28,639
Josh.

583
00:26:29,320 --> 00:26:31,357
I like how you say it. (CHUCKLES) Josh.

584
00:26:31,840 --> 00:26:33,957
I don't know,
I think it's kinda ordinary.

585
00:26:34,040 --> 00:26:35,030
No!

586
00:26:35,120 --> 00:26:36,839
I love ordinary.

587
00:26:36,920 --> 00:26:38,036
- You do? Okay.
- Yes!

588
00:26:38,240 --> 00:26:39,993
Well, I am a very ordinary guy.

589
00:26:40,080 --> 00:26:42,276
I'm a seven across the board.

590
00:26:42,360 --> 00:26:43,680
It's perfect.

591
00:26:43,920 --> 00:26:45,479
Oh, so,

592
00:26:46,160 --> 00:26:47,150
what do you do?

593
00:26:47,240 --> 00:26:48,833
That's a thing
an ordinary guy would ask.

594
00:26:49,040 --> 00:26:50,633
I'm a yoga ambassador.

595
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:53,276
<i>Namaste.</i>

596
00:26:53,440 --> 00:26:56,035
But my real job is I'm a swimsuit model.

597
00:26:56,120 --> 00:26:57,190
That makes sense.

598
00:26:57,280 --> 00:26:58,919
But really I'm a role model.

599
00:26:59,080 --> 00:27:01,834
Because I truly believe in giving back
to the underprivileged.

600
00:27:01,920 --> 00:27:03,195
I'm underprivileged.

601
00:27:03,360 --> 00:27:05,033
You're so cute!

602
00:27:05,160 --> 00:27:07,356
- Hey! Hey!
- You're so funny! (LAUGHS)

603
00:27:07,560 --> 00:27:10,280
Oh, sorry.
Hey, this is my best friend, Natalie.

604
00:27:10,360 --> 00:27:11,919
Natalie, this is...

605
00:27:12,200 --> 00:27:13,998
Isabella Stone.

606
00:27:14,080 --> 00:27:15,673
- Hi! You are?
- You're from the billboard.

607
00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:17,439
- You are from the billboard. Yeah.
- Yeah.

608
00:27:17,520 --> 00:27:18,795
So, who are you?

609
00:27:18,880 --> 00:27:19,870
Natalie.

610
00:27:19,960 --> 00:27:22,156
Good to meet you.
Um... (STAMMERING)

611
00:27:22,240 --> 00:27:24,152
I can't believe I'm gonna do this,

612
00:27:25,320 --> 00:27:30,111
(SIGHS) but would a man like you ever
have a drink with a girl like me?

613
00:27:32,480 --> 00:27:34,392
Oh, let me think about it.

614
00:27:35,440 --> 00:27:37,671
Yes. I will meet you back at the office.

615
00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:38,790
- Really?
- JOSH: Yeah.

616
00:27:38,880 --> 00:27:39,996
- Okay, great.
- Wait, wait, wait.

617
00:27:40,080 --> 00:27:42,151
- Let me get my bag.
- 'Cause technically, you almost died.

618
00:27:42,240 --> 00:27:43,560
- Yeah, I did and you saved me.
- NATALIE: Josh, Josh.

619
00:27:43,680 --> 00:27:45,160
We have to make the plan.

620
00:27:45,240 --> 00:27:46,560
I just wanna make sure she's okay.

621
00:27:46,720 --> 00:27:48,040
NATALIE: She's fine.

622
00:27:48,120 --> 00:27:49,998
She's laughing. She's fine.

623
00:27:50,320 --> 00:27:52,994
Yeah, and also you don't know her.

624
00:27:53,520 --> 00:27:56,399
Why not be open to something new, right?

625
00:27:56,480 --> 00:27:57,755
See ya.

626
00:28:00,440 --> 00:28:02,272
(MUMBLES IN CONFUSION)

627
00:28:03,840 --> 00:28:04,830
(GRUNTS)

628
00:28:04,920 --> 00:28:05,910
Hey.

629
00:28:06,680 --> 00:28:08,911
Oh, I'm sorry. You must think I'm...

630
00:28:09,040 --> 00:28:10,030
Adorable.

631
00:28:10,160 --> 00:28:11,196
(YELPS)

632
00:28:15,880 --> 00:28:16,916
(PANTING)

633
00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:18,434
Okay, get a grip.

634
00:28:18,520 --> 00:28:21,080
Let's just think about this. Okay.

635
00:28:21,240 --> 00:28:24,631
I have an amazing apartment
and a super-cute dog,

636
00:28:24,800 --> 00:28:26,314
a gay sidekick...

637
00:28:26,840 --> 00:28:27,956
I have a great job,

638
00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:30,760
but the only woman that works with me
has now become my mortal enemy.

639
00:28:30,960 --> 00:28:32,030
(GRUNTS)

640
00:28:32,160 --> 00:28:35,153
I keep falling down all the time!

641
00:28:35,760 --> 00:28:37,991
And I'm talking to myself out loud!

642
00:28:39,800 --> 00:28:41,075
I think I'm trapped in a...

643
00:28:41,160 --> 00:28:42,594
(TRUCK BACKING ALARM BEEPING)

644
00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:47,514
My life has become a...

645
00:28:47,600 --> 00:28:49,432
(TRUCK BACKING ALARM BEEPING)

646
00:28:50,320 --> 00:28:51,674
Come on!

647
00:28:51,760 --> 00:28:53,797
What did I do to deserve this?

648
00:28:53,880 --> 00:28:55,200
My life's become a...

649
00:28:55,280 --> 00:28:56,873
(TRUCK BACKING ALARM BEEPING)

650
00:28:57,840 --> 00:28:59,399
romantic comedy!

651
00:28:59,480 --> 00:29:01,119
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

652
00:29:03,720 --> 00:29:04,915
- And it's...
- (TRUCK ALARM BEEPS)

653
00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:06,354
...PG-13!

654
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:17,070
Excuse me.

655
00:29:17,160 --> 00:29:18,560
I need your help.

656
00:29:18,640 --> 00:29:20,757
I need the surveillance footage
from last night so I can find my mugger

657
00:29:20,880 --> 00:29:23,475
so that, um, he can fight me
a little bit, knock me unconscious,

658
00:29:25,320 --> 00:29:27,755
and then I can leave
this unbearable romantic world.

659
00:29:27,920 --> 00:29:30,594
I don't know what you talking about.
You sound crazy as hell.

660
00:29:30,680 --> 00:29:34,071
Please, I just need access
to the surveillance footage.

661
00:29:34,240 --> 00:29:35,594
Well, you ain't getting
the surveillance footage.

662
00:29:35,760 --> 00:29:37,797
- Why not?
- Get away from me! You crazy as hell!

663
00:29:40,440 --> 00:29:41,590
Whoa!

664
00:29:41,680 --> 00:29:42,955
(LAUGHING)

665
00:29:48,160 --> 00:29:49,150
Hey!

666
00:29:49,320 --> 00:29:50,800
- Hi.
- Um...

667
00:29:51,160 --> 00:29:54,790
Hey, um, could you please mug me?

668
00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:56,872
Just go for it and drag me around
for a while,

669
00:29:57,040 --> 00:29:58,633
and then I'll knock myself unconscious.

670
00:29:58,720 --> 00:30:00,154
Mother warned me.

671
00:30:00,440 --> 00:30:01,430
No. What? No!

672
00:30:01,520 --> 00:30:02,510
Excuse me.

673
00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:03,954
Ugh! It's easy!

674
00:30:04,040 --> 00:30:05,838
You. You look like
you're prone to violence.

675
00:30:05,920 --> 00:30:07,559
Come on. Mug me!

676
00:30:07,640 --> 00:30:08,630
- What? No!
- Yeah, like that.

677
00:30:08,720 --> 00:30:10,996
I'll go, like, "Shitbag!"
And then I'll knock myself cold!

678
00:30:11,200 --> 00:30:13,351
What? What's wrong with everybody?

679
00:30:13,440 --> 00:30:16,399
Look at you guys. This isn't real!

680
00:30:16,480 --> 00:30:19,439
I hate this place. I hate this place.

681
00:30:20,560 --> 00:30:22,119
- It's too... delightful!
- (FEEDBACK WHINES ON PA)

682
00:30:22,280 --> 00:30:24,272
MAN ON PA: <i>This train is not stopping
at this station.</i>

683
00:30:24,360 --> 00:30:25,794
NATALIE: Okay, fine.

684
00:30:25,880 --> 00:30:27,951
If nobody wants to hit me...

685
00:30:28,040 --> 00:30:29,554
(TRAIN APPROACHING)

686
00:30:32,120 --> 00:30:35,431
Then maybe this will knock me
back to my dull, ordinary life.

687
00:30:35,560 --> 00:30:37,279
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

688
00:30:47,360 --> 00:30:48,476
NATALIE: Oh.

689
00:30:54,520 --> 00:30:57,752
Officer Hansom,
I don't want to be saved.

690
00:30:57,840 --> 00:30:59,240
I'm not saving you.

691
00:30:59,320 --> 00:31:00,470
I'm arresting you.

692
00:31:00,560 --> 00:31:01,550
What for?

693
00:31:02,320 --> 00:31:03,470
OFFICER HANSOM:
Jumping the turnstile.

694
00:31:03,560 --> 00:31:04,914
Let's go.

695
00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:06,760
(GROANING)

696
00:31:07,560 --> 00:31:09,233
My hands are right on your junk.

697
00:31:10,560 --> 00:31:11,676
OFFICER HANSOM: This way.

698
00:31:12,320 --> 00:31:13,515
There's your phone, princess.

699
00:31:13,640 --> 00:31:16,155
Give me my cell phone,
so I can type the number in.

700
00:31:16,240 --> 00:31:18,232
- No, you gotta use this phone.
- You're kidding me, right?

701
00:31:18,320 --> 00:31:20,039
I don't know anybody's numbers
off by heart.

702
00:31:20,120 --> 00:31:22,589
- Pretend it's 1995.
- Great.

703
00:31:22,680 --> 00:31:25,991
I can call my dead nana
or the house I lived in when I was 12.

704
00:31:26,080 --> 00:31:27,560
One call. Time's ticking.

705
00:31:27,640 --> 00:31:29,518
All right. I'm thinking. I'm thinking.

706
00:31:29,680 --> 00:31:31,478
BLAKE: <i>If you need anything,
anything at all,</i>

707
00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:34,838
here is my number. All right?

708
00:31:35,840 --> 00:31:37,035
Oh.

709
00:31:37,400 --> 00:31:39,835
This probably won't work

710
00:31:40,280 --> 00:31:43,432
unless you believe in the power of love
or some bullshit.

711
00:31:43,520 --> 00:31:45,671
But it's worth a try. Here goes.

712
00:31:46,280 --> 00:31:47,350
(KISSES)

713
00:31:59,240 --> 00:32:00,469
Huh.

714
00:32:04,240 --> 00:32:05,720
(LINE RINGING)

715
00:32:07,880 --> 00:32:09,200
(ON PHONE) <i>Hello, Blake speaking.</i>

716
00:32:09,320 --> 00:32:10,549
So dumb!

717
00:32:10,960 --> 00:32:13,191
Yeah, thanks for coming to get me.

718
00:32:13,360 --> 00:32:15,511
Are you kidding?
I was so excited to hear from you.

719
00:32:15,680 --> 00:32:17,956
Even though it was to bail you
out of jail. Pretty cool.

720
00:32:18,160 --> 00:32:21,119
Normally, I'd be so excited to hear
that someone like you

721
00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:23,840
is so excited to hear
from someone like me, but...

722
00:32:23,960 --> 00:32:25,394
Tell me what's going on.
I'm a good listener.

723
00:32:25,480 --> 00:32:26,880
Got very big ear holes.

724
00:32:26,960 --> 00:32:29,191
I can't. You'd have me committed.

725
00:32:29,280 --> 00:32:31,158
Come on.
You can tell me anything you want.

726
00:32:31,240 --> 00:32:32,515
Anything at all.

727
00:32:33,080 --> 00:32:35,197
Except that you think
koalas are the cutest things ever.

728
00:32:35,360 --> 00:32:37,875
They have chlamydia
and are actually quite hostile.

729
00:32:37,960 --> 00:32:39,713
So, stay away from them, all right?

730
00:32:39,800 --> 00:32:41,200
Anyway. Let's hear it.

731
00:32:42,280 --> 00:32:45,000
Okay. I hit my head really hard

732
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:48,469
and I woke up
in this alternate universe.

733
00:32:48,560 --> 00:32:49,550
Okay.

734
00:32:49,640 --> 00:32:52,030
And things are supposed to be better,

735
00:32:52,120 --> 00:32:56,911
but it's actually worse because people
are treating me like I'm special.

736
00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:58,195
Yeah.

737
00:32:59,400 --> 00:33:01,153
And I'm not special.

738
00:33:01,600 --> 00:33:02,795
Oh.

739
00:33:03,040 --> 00:33:04,269
(INHALES DEEPLY)

740
00:33:04,360 --> 00:33:06,431
Still waters run deepest, don't they?

741
00:33:06,520 --> 00:33:07,510
What?

742
00:33:07,600 --> 00:33:10,320
God, there's so much more
I wanna know about you.

743
00:33:10,400 --> 00:33:11,880
No, no, no.
See, you're not understanding.

744
00:33:11,960 --> 00:33:16,273
This isn't a real world. This is like
<i>The Matrix</i> for lonely women.

745
00:33:16,360 --> 00:33:17,953
(CELL PHONE VIBRATING)

746
00:33:19,200 --> 00:33:21,157
Hold that thought.
It's my father calling from Singapore.

747
00:33:21,240 --> 00:33:22,230
You know how it is.

748
00:33:23,960 --> 00:33:25,155
(SIGHS)

749
00:33:25,720 --> 00:33:27,279
I have to get out of here.

750
00:33:28,400 --> 00:33:30,437
How do I get to the end?

751
00:33:30,520 --> 00:33:31,749
(GROANS IN FRUSTRATION)

752
00:33:31,920 --> 00:33:34,116
NATALIE: <i>I was beginning to wonder</i>

753
00:33:34,240 --> 00:33:35,469
<i>if there was another way
out of this world.</i>

754
00:33:36,720 --> 00:33:38,757
<i>If I was in a romantic comedy,</i>

755
00:33:39,560 --> 00:33:42,712
<i>then maybe I needed someone
to fall in love with me.</i>

756
00:33:45,120 --> 00:33:46,270
(BLAKE LAUGHS)

757
00:33:46,480 --> 00:33:47,675
Ugh...

758
00:33:48,720 --> 00:33:49,915
Fine.

759
00:33:51,880 --> 00:33:53,394
If I have to do this,

760
00:33:53,480 --> 00:33:55,915
I guess it could be worse
than a super hot billionaire.

761
00:33:57,480 --> 00:33:59,153
BLAKE: Natalie, I am so sorry,

762
00:33:59,320 --> 00:34:03,360
but, uh, I have to run back to
the office and put out some fires.

763
00:34:03,440 --> 00:34:04,760
- Oh.
- (MIMICS WATER GUSHING)

764
00:34:04,840 --> 00:34:08,914
- (GIGGLES)
- But, um, why don't you do me a favor

765
00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:11,674
and, uh, have dinner
with me later, okay?

766
00:34:11,760 --> 00:34:13,080
- Sure.
- I'll send a car for you.

767
00:34:13,160 --> 00:34:15,550
Great. That will be wonderful.

768
00:34:16,360 --> 00:34:17,760
All right. Um...

769
00:34:19,280 --> 00:34:20,270
I'll see you later.

770
00:34:23,400 --> 00:34:24,720
- That was easy enough.
- (CAR ENGINE STARTS)

771
00:34:26,840 --> 00:34:28,911
Oh. Oh, wait, hang on. What time?

772
00:34:29,080 --> 00:34:31,640
And what should I wear? I need to...

773
00:34:31,840 --> 00:34:33,240
What's the name of the restaurant?

774
00:34:33,400 --> 00:34:34,834
I like to look it up before,

775
00:34:34,920 --> 00:34:36,991
so I can decide
what I want from the menu!

776
00:34:37,600 --> 00:34:40,513
And do they even have dessert selection?
Wait.

777
00:34:42,040 --> 00:34:43,918
(EXHALES) Okay, what am I gonna wear?

778
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:46,879
Can't dog it up like I do on the usual.

779
00:34:48,320 --> 00:34:49,834
Oh, I know who'll know.

780
00:34:51,120 --> 00:34:52,873
- (CELL PHONE BEEPS)
- Donny?

781
00:34:52,960 --> 00:34:54,474
Yes?

782
00:34:54,560 --> 00:34:55,550
Jesus!

783
00:34:55,640 --> 00:34:58,439
No, but I'd love to turn water
into a pinot grig.

784
00:34:58,520 --> 00:35:00,716
(CHUCKLES) So, what's the update?

785
00:35:00,800 --> 00:35:03,838
I have to go on a date
with that big, fancy Blake guy

786
00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:05,719
and, um, make him fall in love with me.

787
00:35:05,800 --> 00:35:06,790
(HIGH-PITCHED) What?

788
00:35:08,400 --> 00:35:10,915
Are you serious? Oh, my God!

789
00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:12,480
Oh, my God!

790
00:35:12,560 --> 00:35:14,950
Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

791
00:35:15,040 --> 00:35:16,235
(NORMAL TONE) Okay. Okay.

792
00:35:16,320 --> 00:35:18,039
(SHRIEKS) Oh, my God!

793
00:35:18,120 --> 00:35:21,238
Oh, my God! I'm so happy for you.

794
00:35:21,320 --> 00:35:23,437
Oh, my God. Oh. This is it.

795
00:35:23,520 --> 00:35:25,113
Oh, my God. This is it.
This is the moment.

796
00:35:25,200 --> 00:35:26,998
This is the moment
I've been training for my entire life.

797
00:35:27,080 --> 00:35:28,070
Okay.

798
00:35:28,160 --> 00:35:29,674
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

799
00:35:30,120 --> 00:35:31,315
Where's that music coming...

800
00:35:31,440 --> 00:35:33,272
Oh, no. (STAMMERS)

801
00:35:33,400 --> 00:35:36,359
(LOUDLY) I think we're being dragged
into some dumb makeover montage.

802
00:35:36,440 --> 00:35:37,715
You wanna do a makeover montage?

803
00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:40,076
No, no! I hate trying on clothes.

804
00:35:40,280 --> 00:35:42,875
Oh, my God! Yes!
We should definitely try on clothes.

805
00:35:43,040 --> 00:35:45,999
I'm not trying on different things
and coming out and going...

806
00:35:46,200 --> 00:35:47,350
"What do you think?"

807
00:35:47,440 --> 00:35:49,591
No! No! No!

808
00:36:04,480 --> 00:36:05,675
(EXHALES)

809
00:36:10,200 --> 00:36:11,190
(CHUCKLES)

810
00:36:12,520 --> 00:36:13,636
Wow.

811
00:36:17,440 --> 00:36:19,591
Natalie, you look beautiful.

812
00:36:19,680 --> 00:36:21,911
No, I just threw this together.

813
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:25,471
It only took, like, five hours.

814
00:36:27,280 --> 00:36:29,840
To the forces of destiny
that brought us together tonight.

815
00:36:30,200 --> 00:36:33,591
Well, you invited me
and sent the car, so...

816
00:36:33,720 --> 00:36:34,915
(CHUCKLES)

817
00:36:35,440 --> 00:36:37,477
That's very sweet, though.

818
00:36:37,560 --> 00:36:38,960
Shall we?

819
00:36:42,520 --> 00:36:44,159
(ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING)

820
00:36:54,240 --> 00:36:55,640
This is so fancy.

821
00:36:56,640 --> 00:36:59,838
What are these tablecloths made of?
They're so soft.

822
00:36:59,920 --> 00:37:01,400
What's it smell like?

823
00:37:01,600 --> 00:37:02,670
(SNIFFS)

824
00:37:02,760 --> 00:37:04,399
Like fetal alpaca.

825
00:37:04,480 --> 00:37:05,994
Mmm-hmm. That's exactly what it is.

826
00:37:06,080 --> 00:37:08,151
- (LAUGHS)
- (SPEAKING ITALIAN)

827
00:37:10,600 --> 00:37:13,274
- Natalie, this is Giovanni.
- (SPEAKS ITALIAN)

828
00:37:13,400 --> 00:37:14,959
He's the chef at Sfoglia,

829
00:37:15,040 --> 00:37:17,191
but he was kind enough
to cook us dinner tonight.

830
00:37:17,480 --> 00:37:19,631
Well, thank you.

831
00:37:19,720 --> 00:37:22,519
This is honestly the best meal I've had
in my whole entire life.

832
00:37:22,600 --> 00:37:26,560
Oh, <i>bellissima,</i> you are so welcome.
(CHUCKLES)

833
00:37:26,680 --> 00:37:27,830
More gnocchi?

834
00:37:27,960 --> 00:37:29,394
Uh, yes-cchi.

835
00:37:30,120 --> 00:37:31,395
(ALL LAUGHING)

836
00:37:32,680 --> 00:37:34,478
I'm a boss at food puns.

837
00:37:34,640 --> 00:37:36,632
GIOVANNI: <i>Signorina,</i> dessert?

838
00:37:36,720 --> 00:37:38,951
(BOTH SPEAKING ITALIAN)

839
00:37:40,840 --> 00:37:42,593
Oh, uh... Wait. (STAMMERING)

840
00:37:42,680 --> 00:37:44,273
I think we're about to have
our first fight.

841
00:37:44,440 --> 00:37:47,274
I'm just trying to extend this date
for as long as possible.

842
00:37:47,440 --> 00:37:50,797
It just so happens I know of
a great old ice cream shop in Red Hook.

843
00:37:51,280 --> 00:37:53,715
If you wanna dock
and maybe take a stroll.

844
00:37:53,800 --> 00:37:57,680
That's funny. My Fitbit sometimes
vibrates and says, "Want a stroll?"

845
00:37:58,360 --> 00:38:01,671
But when you say it,
I don't wanna smash you.

846
00:38:01,800 --> 00:38:02,790
Ah, good.

847
00:38:07,080 --> 00:38:09,879
Oh, my God. Natalie. I am so sorry.

848
00:38:10,800 --> 00:38:12,757
I was sure they'd be open this late.

849
00:38:12,840 --> 00:38:15,036
We can just look through the window...

850
00:38:15,120 --> 00:38:18,477
and, um, if we look hard enough,
I think we can see the flavors

851
00:38:18,560 --> 00:38:20,711
and then just imagine eating it.

852
00:38:21,080 --> 00:38:22,355
(DOOR RATTLING)

853
00:38:22,680 --> 00:38:23,830
What are you doing?

854
00:38:23,920 --> 00:38:24,990
BLAKE: (WHISPERS) It's okay, let's go.

855
00:38:25,080 --> 00:38:26,560
I'll leave 100 in the tip jar.

856
00:38:26,640 --> 00:38:29,519
Here we go. Come in. Quickly.

857
00:38:30,160 --> 00:38:33,073
NATALIE: Okay, what's your favorite
ice cream flavor of all time?

858
00:38:33,560 --> 00:38:34,550
Hmm.

859
00:38:34,640 --> 00:38:35,630
The big one?

860
00:38:36,840 --> 00:38:38,991
- I'll tell you...
- Mmm.

861
00:38:39,240 --> 00:38:40,799
...but you have to promise
you won't make fun of me.

862
00:38:40,920 --> 00:38:41,910
Okay.

863
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:43,150
Butter pecan.

864
00:38:43,240 --> 00:38:44,230
What?

865
00:38:44,320 --> 00:38:47,119
Who likes butter pecan?
What's wrong with you?

866
00:38:47,280 --> 00:38:49,431
- That's what I thought would happen.
- You're like an 80-year-old grandpa.

867
00:38:49,520 --> 00:38:51,398
- (LAUGHS) Right.
- Okay.

868
00:38:51,480 --> 00:38:53,551
What's your second favorite
ice cream flavor?

869
00:38:53,640 --> 00:38:54,676
Rum raisin.

870
00:38:55,200 --> 00:38:57,760
- No, that's even worse!
- Yeah, I know.

871
00:38:57,840 --> 00:39:00,116
It's been a lifelong source
of insecurity for me.

872
00:39:00,760 --> 00:39:04,151
In grade school,
I was teased about it so mercilessly

873
00:39:04,240 --> 00:39:05,560
that I went a solid decade

874
00:39:05,640 --> 00:39:08,155
where I only ate ice cream
in the privacy of my own home.

875
00:39:08,280 --> 00:39:10,875
(CHUCKLES) I can just imagine you
sitting at home like...

876
00:39:11,920 --> 00:39:13,513
- Yep.
- "Mmm, butter pecan."

877
00:39:13,600 --> 00:39:15,239
Underneath the bed.

878
00:39:16,360 --> 00:39:19,990
You know, the Buddhists say
that if you meet someone...

879
00:39:21,720 --> 00:39:24,189
and your heart pounds,
and your hands shake,

880
00:39:24,280 --> 00:39:25,634
and your knees go weak,

881
00:39:26,360 --> 00:39:27,840
that that's not the one.

882
00:39:28,760 --> 00:39:31,559
When you meet your soul mate,
you'll feel completely calm.

883
00:39:33,080 --> 00:39:35,356
(BREATHING DEEPLY)

884
00:39:38,480 --> 00:39:40,233
I feel very calm right now.

885
00:39:40,320 --> 00:39:41,549
How about you?

886
00:39:41,640 --> 00:39:43,154
(SIRENS WAILING)

887
00:39:44,400 --> 00:39:46,198
I feel like we're about to get arrested.

888
00:39:46,400 --> 00:39:48,198
Yep, we should probably go. (GRUNTS)

889
00:39:52,040 --> 00:39:53,269
(BOTH LAUGH)

890
00:39:53,360 --> 00:39:55,591
BLAKE: I had an amazing time tonight.

891
00:39:56,880 --> 00:39:58,633
So did I. (CHUCKLES)

892
00:39:59,280 --> 00:40:02,193
I'm just, like, I've never had a night
like this before.

893
00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:03,870
Oh!

894
00:40:05,360 --> 00:40:06,953
- Oh.
- (THUNDER RUMBLES)

895
00:40:09,840 --> 00:40:12,719
Rain. (LAUGHING) Really?
That's so cliché.

896
00:40:21,520 --> 00:40:23,318
Normally, I'd call bullshit on this.

897
00:40:24,120 --> 00:40:25,679
(SWEEPING MUSIC PLAYING)

898
00:40:32,440 --> 00:40:34,193
(BLAKE MOANING)

899
00:40:35,360 --> 00:40:38,159
I know this might sound crazy,
'cause we've only just met,

900
00:40:39,160 --> 00:40:40,230
- but I love you.
- Oh!

901
00:40:40,320 --> 00:40:43,119
No, no, no. Don't. Don't say anything.

902
00:40:43,200 --> 00:40:44,998
I can't go back to real life without...

903
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:48,117
- What do you mean? Without what?
- Without, you know...

904
00:40:48,640 --> 00:40:49,835
Oh!

905
00:40:51,040 --> 00:40:52,030
Oh, God.

906
00:40:53,680 --> 00:40:55,114
(ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING)

907
00:40:56,640 --> 00:40:58,074
(BIRDS CHIRPING)

908
00:41:00,640 --> 00:41:01,790
(MUSIC STOPS)

909
00:41:02,960 --> 00:41:04,440
Good morning, beautiful.

910
00:41:04,520 --> 00:41:05,954
Last night was amazing.

911
00:41:06,040 --> 00:41:08,111
I was just thinking in the shower,

912
00:41:08,200 --> 00:41:10,760
when I look at the world
through your eyes,

913
00:41:10,920 --> 00:41:12,752
it's like I'm seeing it
for the first time.

914
00:41:12,840 --> 00:41:14,320
- Natalie, I love...
- Wait, wait, wait.

915
00:41:14,480 --> 00:41:16,437
Hold that thought.
Don't say another word.

916
00:41:16,520 --> 00:41:18,477
Just get back into bed.

917
00:41:18,560 --> 00:41:21,359
I don't think we actually did anything.
It just cut to the next morning.

918
00:41:21,440 --> 00:41:23,079
- What?
- Just get back here.

919
00:41:23,680 --> 00:41:24,750
Okay.

920
00:41:25,440 --> 00:41:27,193
(ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING)

921
00:41:28,720 --> 00:41:30,074
(BIRDS CHIRPING)

922
00:41:31,960 --> 00:41:33,314
(MUSIC STOPS)

923
00:41:34,040 --> 00:41:35,394
Good morning, beautiful.

924
00:41:35,480 --> 00:41:37,153
Last night was amazing.

925
00:41:37,240 --> 00:41:39,152
I was just thinking in the shower,

926
00:41:39,240 --> 00:41:41,152
when I look at the world
through your eyes,

927
00:41:41,240 --> 00:41:43,436
it's like I'm seeing it
for the first time.

928
00:41:43,560 --> 00:41:45,040
Natalie, I love...

929
00:41:45,440 --> 00:41:47,830
- (ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING)
- (BIRDS CHIRPING)

930
00:41:50,600 --> 00:41:51,829
(MUSIC STOPS)

931
00:41:52,400 --> 00:41:53,550
- (DOOR OPENS)
- (GROANS)

932
00:41:53,720 --> 00:41:54,949
Good morning, beautiful.

933
00:41:55,120 --> 00:41:56,873
Last night was amazing.

934
00:41:56,960 --> 00:41:59,191
- I was just thinking in the shower...
- "In the shower." Yeah.

935
00:41:59,280 --> 00:42:01,590
...when I look at the world
through your eyes,

936
00:42:01,680 --> 00:42:03,911
it's like I'm seeing it
for the first time.

937
00:42:04,040 --> 00:42:06,919
If I can't have sex, I'm at least
taking this nice purse with me.

938
00:42:07,720 --> 00:42:09,916
This little koala thing,
it looks expensive.

939
00:42:10,080 --> 00:42:12,197
Okay. All right, give it to me.

940
00:42:12,960 --> 00:42:15,998
Natalie, I love you.

941
00:42:19,320 --> 00:42:20,310
What?

942
00:42:21,240 --> 00:42:22,720
Uh, can you just say that one more time?

943
00:42:22,800 --> 00:42:23,870
What?

944
00:42:23,960 --> 00:42:26,031
You know how us girls are.

945
00:42:26,200 --> 00:42:29,193
We love hearing it. Just say it.
Say it again.

946
00:42:29,280 --> 00:42:30,270
Natalie...

947
00:42:32,080 --> 00:42:36,677
I love you.

948
00:42:39,040 --> 00:42:40,474
(ALARM BEEPING LOUDLY)

949
00:42:41,640 --> 00:42:42,835
(ALARM STOPS)

950
00:42:43,960 --> 00:42:46,520
MAN: Thank you so much.
I've been looking for one of those.

951
00:42:53,480 --> 00:42:54,470
Well, check you out.

952
00:42:54,560 --> 00:42:57,280
Oh. Whitney. Oh, check you out!

953
00:42:57,440 --> 00:43:00,000
Ballsy move not showing up to work
the entire week

954
00:43:00,160 --> 00:43:01,799
before the big presentation.

955
00:43:01,960 --> 00:43:04,191
This seems incredibly unnecessary, okay?

956
00:43:04,360 --> 00:43:05,919
Just 'cause we're two female colleagues,

957
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:07,593
we don't automatically
have to be enemies.

958
00:43:07,680 --> 00:43:10,514
We marched together, remember?
We had that great sign,

959
00:43:10,600 --> 00:43:13,274
"Girls Just Wanna Have
Fun-damental Human Rights"?

960
00:43:14,600 --> 00:43:15,716
Whitney.

961
00:43:16,280 --> 00:43:17,999
Whitney, what are you doing?
We're friends!

962
00:43:18,640 --> 00:43:20,916
Whitney, come on, we shared a T-shirt!

963
00:43:21,080 --> 00:43:23,914
And I stretched it out and you said,
"You can have that one now."

964
00:43:24,120 --> 00:43:25,395
I was like, "Score!"

965
00:43:30,560 --> 00:43:32,358
Natalie, we're so glad you're here!

966
00:43:32,720 --> 00:43:33,756
NATALIE: Oh.

967
00:43:33,920 --> 00:43:36,640
BOSS: So, we have three days
before the presentation.

968
00:43:36,720 --> 00:43:38,871
Give us your big idea for the hotel.

969
00:43:38,960 --> 00:43:41,520
(STAMMERS)
But I don't design the whole hotels.

970
00:43:41,720 --> 00:43:43,951
I normally, um,
just do the parking garages.

971
00:43:44,120 --> 00:43:47,591
(LAUGHING) You're our star architect.
Come on! Give us your vision.

972
00:43:47,760 --> 00:43:49,717
I don't really have a, um...

973
00:43:49,880 --> 00:43:50,916
She's got nothing.

974
00:43:51,720 --> 00:43:52,870
Um...

975
00:43:54,520 --> 00:43:55,874
It's a surprise.

976
00:43:56,040 --> 00:43:58,760
- Yeah.
- And you're saving the best

977
00:43:59,160 --> 00:44:01,595
for the actual presentation,
and I applaud that.

978
00:44:02,160 --> 00:44:04,914
Whoo! Natalie!
Coming through with the...

979
00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:05,990
(MOUTHING) Thank you.

980
00:44:09,440 --> 00:44:11,079
(BIRD CHIRPING)

981
00:44:31,840 --> 00:44:33,274
(DOORBELL RINGS)

982
00:44:33,560 --> 00:44:35,119
It's open!

983
00:44:35,200 --> 00:44:37,760
Since when do you use
the doorbell, Donny?

984
00:44:38,520 --> 00:44:40,671
JOSH: Hey! So, figured you're probably
working so hard,

985
00:44:40,760 --> 00:44:42,353
you forgot to eat.

986
00:44:42,520 --> 00:44:44,796
I got us a little Mr. Wong's.

987
00:44:45,840 --> 00:44:48,878
Oh, my God. I'm starving. I love you!

988
00:44:50,080 --> 00:44:53,437
So, show me what you've been working on.

989
00:44:53,680 --> 00:44:57,276
Um... Okay. Do you remember
that parking garage idea?

990
00:44:57,680 --> 00:44:58,830
- Oh.
- Uh-huh.

991
00:44:58,920 --> 00:45:00,195
Um...

992
00:45:00,800 --> 00:45:02,154
I just kinda ran with it.

993
00:45:02,240 --> 00:45:04,357
Nat, this is so like you.

994
00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:07,595
To waste so much time on a dumb idea.

995
00:45:08,400 --> 00:45:09,550
No.

996
00:45:09,720 --> 00:45:13,760
No. To come up with, like, the best,
most original idea just like that.

997
00:45:13,840 --> 00:45:17,356
Clearly you don't need my help.
So, I'll just be leaving.

998
00:45:17,520 --> 00:45:18,749
Uh, no. Don't go.

999
00:45:18,840 --> 00:45:20,672
I could really use your help on this.

1000
00:45:23,640 --> 00:45:25,233
And use your company.

1001
00:45:25,320 --> 00:45:28,154
Thank God, because I really want
those soup dumplings.

1002
00:45:28,240 --> 00:45:29,230
No way! They're mine!

1003
00:45:29,320 --> 00:45:30,834
- You just said you brought them for me!
- Right, okay.

1004
00:45:31,040 --> 00:45:33,316
- No, no. They're mine! I'm getting them!
- (LAUGHING) Oh, no. No!

1005
00:45:33,480 --> 00:45:35,915
You see, friends, they don't
fight over soup dumplings.

1006
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:37,912
They share them, okay?

1007
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:39,116
- Here.
- Okay.

1008
00:45:39,240 --> 00:45:40,310
Oh!

1009
00:45:40,440 --> 00:45:42,033
Mmm, they smell so good!

1010
00:45:42,120 --> 00:45:43,190
Mmm, so does this.

1011
00:45:44,480 --> 00:45:45,800
Uh... (CHUCKLES)

1012
00:45:45,880 --> 00:45:47,439
I should go get cleaned up.

1013
00:45:47,520 --> 00:45:48,840
I was just in the subway.

1014
00:45:48,920 --> 00:45:50,559
I might have Zika virus or something.

1015
00:45:50,640 --> 00:45:51,630
Is that still a thing?

1016
00:45:51,720 --> 00:45:54,554
NATALIE: <i>I was beginning to wonder
if I've gotten it all wrong.</i>

1017
00:45:54,720 --> 00:45:57,758
<i>Maybe it wasn't Blake
who needed to fall in love with me.</i>

1018
00:45:58,400 --> 00:46:00,676
<i>And do I look cute in these side braids?</i>

1019
00:46:00,760 --> 00:46:01,830
Did you say something?

1020
00:46:02,720 --> 00:46:06,236
(MUFFLED) What's up with that supermodel
you're apparently dating?

1021
00:46:06,320 --> 00:46:07,310
(LAUGHING) I can't...

1022
00:46:07,400 --> 00:46:09,551
(MUFFLED) Aren't you supposed to be
hanging out with her?

1023
00:46:09,640 --> 00:46:11,950
(MUFFLED) I can't hear you,
'cause your mouth is full.

1024
00:46:12,520 --> 00:46:15,035
Look at these! They're incredible.

1025
00:46:15,480 --> 00:46:16,470
Mmm!

1026
00:46:17,160 --> 00:46:18,640
(MOANING)

1027
00:46:21,040 --> 00:46:22,360
Oh, my God! Okay.

1028
00:46:22,920 --> 00:46:24,593
- You sound like you're having a...
- (CONTINUES MOANING)

1029
00:46:28,440 --> 00:46:31,512
Don't do that face! Stop it!
You're such an idiot!

1030
00:46:31,640 --> 00:46:33,552
- Stop it.
- (LAUGHS, CONTINUES MOANING)

1031
00:46:35,320 --> 00:46:36,470
Oh, my God!

1032
00:46:37,280 --> 00:46:38,873
I'll have what he's having.
(LAUGHS)

1033
00:46:38,960 --> 00:46:39,950
Yummo!

1034
00:46:40,040 --> 00:46:41,190
Blake? What is...

1035
00:46:41,400 --> 00:46:43,392
Is he helping you with the project, too?

1036
00:46:44,320 --> 00:46:46,880
That does seem cool, since
he's the one that makes the decision.

1037
00:46:46,960 --> 00:46:49,520
Are you guys together? I didn't know.

1038
00:46:49,600 --> 00:46:51,831
I was gonna say something earlier.
We just...

1039
00:46:52,400 --> 00:46:53,390
Um...

1040
00:46:53,880 --> 00:46:56,520
I've just been, um, seeing Blake
a little bit.

1041
00:46:56,600 --> 00:46:57,716
You didn't tell me?

1042
00:46:57,800 --> 00:46:58,950
Come on. Don't undersell it, babe.

1043
00:46:59,040 --> 00:47:00,952
I love this beguiling woman.

1044
00:47:01,040 --> 00:47:02,190
I love you!

1045
00:47:02,280 --> 00:47:03,316
- (IMITATES GROWLING)
- Uh, no.

1046
00:47:03,400 --> 00:47:04,390
(BLAKE CHUCKLES)

1047
00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:06,150
Dumplings!

1048
00:47:08,640 --> 00:47:09,835
Well, you know,

1049
00:47:09,920 --> 00:47:13,994
I don't wanna be the third wheel here,
so I'mma get going.

1050
00:47:14,800 --> 00:47:16,075
Enjoy the food.

1051
00:47:17,840 --> 00:47:18,830
Oh.

1052
00:47:20,240 --> 00:47:21,390
He seems sweet.

1053
00:47:23,400 --> 00:47:24,993
- (DOOR CLOSES)
- Someone should tell him not to wear

1054
00:47:25,080 --> 00:47:27,276
a brown belt with black shoes, though.

1055
00:47:27,360 --> 00:47:28,350
It's tacky.

1056
00:47:38,800 --> 00:47:41,156
BLAKE: Natalie, have you ever heard
of a man called Gandhi?

1057
00:47:41,240 --> 00:47:43,391
Um, yes.

1058
00:47:43,480 --> 00:47:46,040
He once said that true happiness is when

1059
00:47:46,200 --> 00:47:51,229
what you think, what you say,
and what you do are in perfect harmony.

1060
00:47:51,320 --> 00:47:52,470
Isn't that great?

1061
00:47:53,160 --> 00:47:55,800
Yeah, it's so cool you know
all these sayings by heart, Blake.

1062
00:47:55,880 --> 00:47:57,075
Yeah, it's a gift.

1063
00:47:58,240 --> 00:47:59,879
- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
- (JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)

1064
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:03,070
Josh?

1065
00:48:04,240 --> 00:48:05,959
And choking supermodel?

1066
00:48:06,040 --> 00:48:08,077
- Choking yoga ambassador, actually.
- (BOTH LAUGH)

1067
00:48:08,160 --> 00:48:09,514
That's not a real thing.

1068
00:48:09,600 --> 00:48:11,239
So, here, let me introduce you.
Isabella...

1069
00:48:11,320 --> 00:48:14,199
- Hi! Blake, how are you?
- Izzy.

1070
00:48:14,280 --> 00:48:16,237
I was gonna introduce you,
but you know each other. Okay.

1071
00:48:16,320 --> 00:48:17,310
ISABELLA: Yeah.

1072
00:48:17,400 --> 00:48:18,390
You didn't tell me
the guy you were seeing

1073
00:48:18,480 --> 00:48:19,470
was Nat's assistant.

1074
00:48:19,640 --> 00:48:21,871
Stop. He's an architect.

1075
00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:23,195
Oh. Project manager.

1076
00:48:23,280 --> 00:48:24,350
Architect.

1077
00:48:24,440 --> 00:48:25,874
He seems soft.

1078
00:48:25,960 --> 00:48:26,950
- He is!
- (CLEARS THROAT)

1079
00:48:27,080 --> 00:48:30,198
Oh, my God. How did you know?
I call him Mush.

1080
00:48:30,280 --> 00:48:33,512
Mush, you have to do that thing
that I love when you do.

1081
00:48:33,600 --> 00:48:36,354
- Come on! Do it, do it!
- Maybe not right now.

1082
00:48:36,440 --> 00:48:38,033
- Do it, do it!
- Okay.

1083
00:48:38,120 --> 00:48:39,395
- (GRUNTING)
- Oh, look at that.

1084
00:48:39,520 --> 00:48:40,954
There's so much of it!

1085
00:48:41,040 --> 00:48:42,269
- I'm a little mush ball.
- (LAUGHING)

1086
00:48:42,360 --> 00:48:43,350
ISABELLA: Cute!

1087
00:48:43,480 --> 00:48:45,517
She loves my neck fat.
I just love cake, so...

1088
00:48:45,960 --> 00:48:48,520
So, wait, how do you two
know each other?

1089
00:48:48,600 --> 00:48:49,750
Blake and I?

1090
00:48:49,920 --> 00:48:53,550
Let me guess. You guys met
at some fabulous yacht party?

1091
00:48:53,640 --> 00:48:54,710
(LAUGHS)

1092
00:48:54,800 --> 00:48:56,996
Actually, it was a really
disappointing yacht party.

1093
00:48:57,200 --> 00:48:58,190
You remember that?

1094
00:48:58,280 --> 00:48:59,350
BLAKE: It was the worst
yacht party ever!

1095
00:48:59,520 --> 00:49:01,000
ISABELLA: It was terrible!

1096
00:49:01,160 --> 00:49:02,719
But speaking of great parties,

1097
00:49:02,880 --> 00:49:05,395
you guys have to come to the Hamptons
this weekend.

1098
00:49:05,560 --> 00:49:10,077
We're having a few of my friends over
at my charming little beach house.

1099
00:49:10,160 --> 00:49:13,232
That sounds lovely. I was gonna
take my helicopter out anyway, so...

1100
00:49:13,400 --> 00:49:16,552
So funny. I was gonna offer you guys
a ride on my helicopter.

1101
00:49:16,680 --> 00:49:19,240
That's so sweet, darling,
but better we take our own.

1102
00:49:19,400 --> 00:49:22,313
Nat and I might wanna hit
the, uh, old Cape-roo,

1103
00:49:22,400 --> 00:49:23,390
if you know what I mean.

1104
00:49:23,520 --> 00:49:25,273
- Oh, I know what you mean.
- (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

1105
00:49:25,360 --> 00:49:26,999
- Okay. I see you.
- I don't. What does that mean?

1106
00:49:27,080 --> 00:49:28,400
(ISABELLA LAUGHING)

1107
00:49:28,480 --> 00:49:31,200
You two have such amazing chemistry.

1108
00:49:31,680 --> 00:49:33,273
Maybe we should swap?

1109
00:49:36,920 --> 00:49:38,115
(CHUCKLES)

1110
00:49:38,200 --> 00:49:40,192
- She's joking. Yeah, she's joking.
- What?

1111
00:49:40,720 --> 00:49:42,313
What do you think? Hamptons?

1112
00:49:43,440 --> 00:49:45,352
You had me at hello-copter.

1113
00:50:05,600 --> 00:50:06,750
(NATALIE SIGHS)

1114
00:50:07,920 --> 00:50:11,231
This lobster is the size of a cat.
(LAUGHS)

1115
00:50:11,760 --> 00:50:15,310
Yet it's... tender as a marshmallow.

1116
00:50:15,400 --> 00:50:17,596
(CHUCKLES) "Tender as a marshmallow."

1117
00:50:18,440 --> 00:50:20,193
(SIGHS) You are beguiling.

1118
00:50:20,880 --> 00:50:23,634
Did you just learn that word?
'Cause you tend to say it a lot.

1119
00:50:23,800 --> 00:50:26,031
If you want me to stop saying it,
I will,

1120
00:50:26,200 --> 00:50:28,954
but you're gonna have to
stop being so damn beguiling.

1121
00:50:29,040 --> 00:50:30,190
(LAUGHING)

1122
00:50:30,280 --> 00:50:31,396
- (CELL PHONE VIBRATING)
- Oh.

1123
00:50:31,480 --> 00:50:32,880
Sorry, it's my father.

1124
00:50:33,040 --> 00:50:34,030
Hello?

1125
00:50:41,760 --> 00:50:45,436
JOSH: So good to see you guys!
Thanks for coming! Thank you, thank you.

1126
00:50:45,640 --> 00:50:48,553
Okay. Oh.
You're squeezing some, too. Yeah.

1127
00:50:48,640 --> 00:50:50,199
Okay. We're getting it.

1128
00:50:50,640 --> 00:50:52,279
- (GRUNTING)
- WAITRESS: Woah!

1129
00:50:54,680 --> 00:50:55,670
(EXHALES)

1130
00:50:58,120 --> 00:50:59,440
- Hey.
- Hey.

1131
00:51:00,880 --> 00:51:04,078
So, you and Blake
are kind of a thing, huh?

1132
00:51:04,680 --> 00:51:06,433
You and Isabella?

1133
00:51:06,600 --> 00:51:07,590
- (CHUCKLES) I know.
- Huh?

1134
00:51:07,680 --> 00:51:08,716
Who would've thought that me and you

1135
00:51:08,800 --> 00:51:11,269
would both end up
with just perfect humans?

1136
00:51:11,880 --> 00:51:13,678
- Yeah.
- Crazy. Yeah.

1137
00:51:13,880 --> 00:51:15,678
(LAUGHING) Yeah, really, really crazy.

1138
00:51:17,080 --> 00:51:18,230
(SIGHS)

1139
00:51:18,320 --> 00:51:19,470
You know what's funny?

1140
00:51:20,680 --> 00:51:23,036
The fact that all those rich ladies
have crabs?

1141
00:51:23,440 --> 00:51:24,920
JOSH: Yes, that is funny.

1142
00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:25,990
But at one point,

1143
00:51:26,080 --> 00:51:29,198
I thought it would actually be
me and you that would end up together.

1144
00:51:29,640 --> 00:51:30,676
You did?

1145
00:51:31,320 --> 00:51:32,595
Yeah, in the beginning.

1146
00:51:33,640 --> 00:51:35,791
Well, why didn't you ask me out then?

1147
00:51:37,360 --> 00:51:40,000
Why don't you just ask me out right now?

1148
00:51:40,920 --> 00:51:43,674
I did. All the time.
You'd always say no.

1149
00:51:43,760 --> 00:51:47,231
You'd shoot me down and then
we became such good friends, so...

1150
00:51:47,320 --> 00:51:48,720
What are you talking about?

1151
00:51:49,680 --> 00:51:51,114
I never shot you down.

1152
00:51:51,200 --> 00:51:53,510
I asked you out, like, a million times.

1153
00:51:54,040 --> 00:51:57,192
For, like, drinks at happy hour
after work

1154
00:51:57,280 --> 00:51:59,795
or to go to the karaoke bar
with your kickball team.

1155
00:51:59,880 --> 00:52:01,314
I didn't wanna sit there

1156
00:52:01,400 --> 00:52:03,869
and listen to you chat
about some girl you had a crush on.

1157
00:52:03,960 --> 00:52:07,431
Okay, why do you say "kickball team"
like it's a bad thing? Hmm?

1158
00:52:07,960 --> 00:52:10,839
The New York Kickerbockers
are elite-level athletes.

1159
00:52:10,920 --> 00:52:13,230
- (LAUGHS)
- That's true. I'm a jock out there.

1160
00:52:13,320 --> 00:52:14,640
I'm a jock.

1161
00:52:15,080 --> 00:52:16,912
- You are such an idiot.
- ISABELLA: Mush?

1162
00:52:17,000 --> 00:52:18,036
Mush.

1163
00:52:18,200 --> 00:52:19,714
Hey. Be right there.

1164
00:52:20,640 --> 00:52:22,597
Are you comfortable with that nickname?

1165
00:52:22,760 --> 00:52:24,399
Seems kind of like a negative.

1166
00:52:24,560 --> 00:52:25,630
You don't like it?

1167
00:52:26,360 --> 00:52:29,831
I think it's kind of cute. Hurts to do.
But it's kind of cute. All right.

1168
00:52:32,960 --> 00:52:35,429
- (JOSH CLEARS THROAT)
- It's time! Okay.

1169
00:52:36,440 --> 00:52:37,840
Attention, everyone!

1170
00:52:37,920 --> 00:52:39,070
JOSH: Eyes up here.

1171
00:52:39,560 --> 00:52:41,040
ISABELLA: Hi, everyone,
and thank you so much

1172
00:52:41,120 --> 00:52:44,557
for coming to this modest little thing
we threw together last minute.

1173
00:52:45,360 --> 00:52:49,559
I think we all know the story
of how Isabella and I met.

1174
00:52:49,640 --> 00:52:51,313
But I will tell it again.

1175
00:52:51,400 --> 00:52:52,629
I was walking...

1176
00:52:52,720 --> 00:52:56,077
Yeah, with me. His best friend.
I'm his best friend, so...

1177
00:52:56,240 --> 00:52:57,959
Yep, I was just walking,

1178
00:52:58,120 --> 00:53:01,352
and I saw this
beautiful woman choking, so...

1179
00:53:01,520 --> 00:53:03,910
- (IMITATES CHOKING)
- Yeah. (CHUCKLES) So, I ran up to her

1180
00:53:04,440 --> 00:53:05,874
and gave her the Heimlich.

1181
00:53:06,360 --> 00:53:08,113
And then she gave me her heart.

1182
00:53:08,200 --> 00:53:09,316
ALL: Aw.

1183
00:53:09,400 --> 00:53:10,550
That's gross.

1184
00:53:11,640 --> 00:53:15,350
Isabella, you are
totally and utterly yourself.

1185
00:53:15,720 --> 00:53:18,440
And you are so confident.

1186
00:53:18,600 --> 00:53:21,479
And you're never afraid
to go after what you want.

1187
00:53:21,640 --> 00:53:25,156
And even though I am "so not worthy"...

1188
00:53:25,240 --> 00:53:26,674
(ALL LAUGHING)

1189
00:53:26,760 --> 00:53:27,876
From <i>Wayne's World.</i>

1190
00:53:28,120 --> 00:53:29,156
(LAUGHS)

1191
00:53:29,240 --> 00:53:32,950
It's crazy that what you want is me.

1192
00:53:33,800 --> 00:53:34,790
I do.

1193
00:53:34,880 --> 00:53:35,870
ALL: Aw.

1194
00:53:36,600 --> 00:53:39,638
Which is why this is not just a party.

1195
00:53:39,720 --> 00:53:42,110
- (IMITATES TRUMPETS)
- Surprise, it's our wedding!

1196
00:53:42,200 --> 00:53:43,475
(ALL CLAPPING)

1197
00:53:43,560 --> 00:53:44,676
We're getting married!

1198
00:53:44,760 --> 00:53:45,750
What the...

1199
00:53:46,880 --> 00:53:48,394
So we're getting married
tomorrow morning

1200
00:53:48,480 --> 00:53:50,597
and tonight we're going into town
for some karaoke!

1201
00:53:50,680 --> 00:53:52,637
JOSH: Party! Karaoke tonight!

1202
00:53:53,600 --> 00:53:54,875
(GIRLS SQUEALING)

1203
00:53:55,640 --> 00:53:57,233
(GUESTS CONTINUE CLAPPING)

1204
00:53:57,320 --> 00:54:00,711
God! What is the theme of this wedding?
Easter at Elton John's house?

1205
00:54:00,840 --> 00:54:04,436
- (CHUCKLES)
- Donny. How the hell did you get here?

1206
00:54:04,960 --> 00:54:06,679
- Um...
- Wait.

1207
00:54:08,240 --> 00:54:09,594
(NATALIE GRUNTS SOFTLY)

1208
00:54:09,680 --> 00:54:12,400
I stole your password
and then I used Find My iPhone.

1209
00:54:12,480 --> 00:54:14,472
And then I took a bus here
like an animal.

1210
00:54:14,560 --> 00:54:18,031
Oh, my goodness! I sat next to a woman
eating spaghetti out of a Ziploc bag.

1211
00:54:18,240 --> 00:54:19,390
Uh, no.

1212
00:54:19,480 --> 00:54:21,676
- And then...
- Okay. I don't need the play-by-gay.

1213
00:54:21,760 --> 00:54:24,036
It's Josh. It was never Blake.

1214
00:54:24,600 --> 00:54:26,114
Okay, I have to get together with Josh.

1215
00:54:26,240 --> 00:54:27,230
Oh, my God!

1216
00:54:27,320 --> 00:54:29,152
Yeah, and the weirdest thing
just happened.

1217
00:54:29,240 --> 00:54:31,630
He just said to me that he thought
we'd always end up together.

1218
00:54:31,800 --> 00:54:32,950
But now he's getting married.

1219
00:54:33,080 --> 00:54:35,436
What? So, the best friend
you've had a ton of chemistry with

1220
00:54:35,520 --> 00:54:36,840
is the guy for you?

1221
00:54:36,960 --> 00:54:38,713
Oh, my God,
who could've seen that coming,

1222
00:54:38,800 --> 00:54:40,598
except every single person ever
of all time.

1223
00:54:41,160 --> 00:54:42,992
- Oh, well, sorry!
- Okay.

1224
00:54:43,080 --> 00:54:45,311
I got distracted by Blake's wealth

1225
00:54:46,080 --> 00:54:48,037
and his face, and his giant penis.

1226
00:54:48,120 --> 00:54:50,351
(CHOKING) Okay, caller, please hold.

1227
00:54:50,880 --> 00:54:52,837
I thought you said you two
couldn't have sex.

1228
00:54:53,040 --> 00:54:57,159
Um, no, we can't, but of course
I had to sneak a peek.

1229
00:54:57,360 --> 00:54:58,840
- That's my bootch.
- Once or twice, yeah.

1230
00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:00,559
"Sorry, I'm just going to the toilet."

1231
00:55:00,720 --> 00:55:03,554
- Oh, my God! Yes.
- Mental picture. Mental picture.

1232
00:55:03,720 --> 00:55:04,949
That is a sexy move.

1233
00:55:05,120 --> 00:55:07,794
Okay, the point is it's Josh. Okay?

1234
00:55:07,960 --> 00:55:08,950
Yeah.

1235
00:55:09,040 --> 00:55:11,111
And it was always Josh.
(SMACKS LIPS)

1236
00:55:11,200 --> 00:55:13,112
'Cause he's such a nerd
and he's so sweet,

1237
00:55:13,880 --> 00:55:15,792
and he just gets me,

1238
00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:18,754
and that one time that I thought
he was moving away forever,

1239
00:55:19,120 --> 00:55:22,830
I cried all night,
and I never ever told him.

1240
00:55:23,400 --> 00:55:25,232
On a scale of
baguette to surface-to-air-missile,

1241
00:55:25,320 --> 00:55:26,390
how giant are we talking?

1242
00:55:26,560 --> 00:55:27,835
- Seriously?
- Mmm-hmm.

1243
00:55:27,920 --> 00:55:29,912
It's gonna help determine
the advice that I give you.

1244
00:55:30,400 --> 00:55:33,472
I don't know.
It's like the size of a pepper grinder.

1245
00:55:33,600 --> 00:55:34,670
The kind that you have at home

1246
00:55:34,760 --> 00:55:35,989
or the kind
that a waiter has to bring over?

1247
00:55:36,760 --> 00:55:38,513
The kind that
the waiter has to bring over.

1248
00:55:38,600 --> 00:55:42,389
(GASPS) My God!
I've swallowed my tongue.

1249
00:55:43,200 --> 00:55:45,032
You don't tell somebody

1250
00:55:45,120 --> 00:55:46,634
- you thought you'd end up together...
- Mmm-hmm.

1251
00:55:46,720 --> 00:55:48,518
...the night before your wedding
unless you're having second thoughts.

1252
00:55:48,600 --> 00:55:49,875
- Do you?
- Mmm-mmm. No.

1253
00:55:49,960 --> 00:55:52,475
So, I can't let him marry
that beautiful creature.

1254
00:55:53,200 --> 00:55:54,190
No.

1255
00:55:54,280 --> 00:55:55,600
I have to stop their wedding.

1256
00:55:55,680 --> 00:55:58,514
You are so totally right.
You should totally stop this wedding.

1257
00:55:58,680 --> 00:56:01,275
- I'm stopping this wedding.
- Oh, my God, do it. Do it, bootch.

1258
00:56:01,920 --> 00:56:05,311
(SINGING) <i>Lift your open hand
Strike up the band</i>

1259
00:56:05,400 --> 00:56:10,759
<i>And make the fireflies dance
Silver moon's sparkling</i>

1260
00:56:10,840 --> 00:56:12,832
Ooh, very high, very high.

1261
00:56:16,000 --> 00:56:16,990
MAN: Yeah!

1262
00:56:17,080 --> 00:56:18,560
<i>For my fiancé.</i>

1263
00:56:19,200 --> 00:56:21,840
- Tequila shot time!
- Woah!

1264
00:56:21,920 --> 00:56:23,149
<i>Just kiss me</i>

1265
00:56:23,320 --> 00:56:24,470
Who are those for?

1266
00:56:24,640 --> 00:56:27,075
- Me and you.
- ISABELLA: <i>That's all. Thank you. Josh.</i>

1267
00:56:27,240 --> 00:56:30,358
- And me and you.
- (LAUGHING)

1268
00:56:30,520 --> 00:56:32,113
I was afraid of that.

1269
00:56:32,320 --> 00:56:34,630
Let's just get wasted
and make some bad decisions tonight.

1270
00:56:34,800 --> 00:56:36,314
- ISABELLA: <i>Josh?</i>
- Instead of tomorrow.

1271
00:56:36,480 --> 00:56:37,470
<i>Josh.</i>

1272
00:56:38,200 --> 00:56:40,157
- Hey!
- ISABELLA: <i>Song's up!</i>

1273
00:56:40,240 --> 00:56:43,278
<i>Natalie. Hi! Um...</i>

1274
00:56:43,640 --> 00:56:44,790
<i>You're next. Come on up.</i>

1275
00:56:45,160 --> 00:56:46,594
(CLEARS THROAT) I'm good.

1276
00:56:46,760 --> 00:56:50,037
Honey, you don't understand.
She hates karaoke.

1277
00:56:50,200 --> 00:56:53,034
Despises it more than, like,
anything in the world.

1278
00:56:53,200 --> 00:56:56,238
I guess besides presenting your work
at big meetings.

1279
00:56:56,400 --> 00:56:57,959
My cool-guy face.

1280
00:56:58,120 --> 00:56:59,679
I feel like you hate everything,
don't you?

1281
00:56:59,760 --> 00:57:00,750
No, no, no.

1282
00:57:00,840 --> 00:57:02,718
It's okay, Natalie. I understand.

1283
00:57:02,880 --> 00:57:05,236
Some people are just not meant
for the spotlight.

1284
00:57:05,320 --> 00:57:06,515
It's okay.

1285
00:57:06,880 --> 00:57:09,156
Uh, no, I can give it a go.

1286
00:57:09,240 --> 00:57:10,799
- Really? 'Cause I've never seen you...
- Oh, my God!

1287
00:57:10,960 --> 00:57:12,030
...sing before.

1288
00:57:12,240 --> 00:57:14,960
- Do it, do it, do it!
- I've sung before. I've done it a lot.

1289
00:57:15,040 --> 00:57:16,793
You don't need to drink.
You just... Okay.

1290
00:57:17,120 --> 00:57:18,110
I'm gonna give it a shot.

1291
00:57:19,120 --> 00:57:21,032
Whoa. You're giving it a shot.
Aren't you?

1292
00:57:21,200 --> 00:57:23,157
Okay! Go for it, Natalie!

1293
00:57:23,320 --> 00:57:26,154
- This should be interesting.
- She never does this.

1294
00:57:26,240 --> 00:57:27,594
(ONE PERSON IN AUDIENCE CLAPPING)

1295
00:57:29,920 --> 00:57:31,149
(FEEDBACK)

1296
00:57:34,200 --> 00:57:35,839
- (MUSIC STARTS)
- (FEEDBACK)

1297
00:57:35,920 --> 00:57:38,071
<i>No. Oh, no. Sorry. Sorry, guys.</i>

1298
00:57:38,720 --> 00:57:44,273
(SINGING) <i>Clock strikes upon the hour
And the sun begins to fade</i>

1299
00:57:45,240 --> 00:57:46,276
(MUSIC TRACK STOPS)

1300
00:57:46,400 --> 00:57:52,920
<i>Still enough time to figure out
How to chase my blues away</i>

1301
00:57:53,080 --> 00:57:54,400
WOMAN: Is that even karaoke?

1302
00:57:54,560 --> 00:57:57,473
<i>I've done all right up to now</i>

1303
00:57:57,640 --> 00:58:02,078
<i>It's the light of day that shows me how</i>

1304
00:58:02,240 --> 00:58:08,635
<i>But when the night falls
My loneliness calls</i>

1305
00:58:08,920 --> 00:58:12,800
(SINGING THREE-PART HARMONY)
<i>Oh, I wanna dance with somebody</i>

1306
00:58:12,960 --> 00:58:16,271
<i>I wanna feel the heat with somebody</i>

1307
00:58:16,880 --> 00:58:20,715
<i>Yeah, I wanna dance with somebody</i>

1308
00:58:21,120 --> 00:58:24,113
<i>With somebody who loves me</i>

1309
00:58:24,200 --> 00:58:26,954
- (SOUND SYSTEM TURNS ON)
- (MUSIC TRACK RESUMES)

1310
00:58:28,040 --> 00:58:29,474
Yeah!

1311
00:58:30,080 --> 00:58:31,070
Whoo!

1312
00:58:33,880 --> 00:58:34,870
(VOCALIZING)

1313
00:58:41,600 --> 00:58:42,590
Uh.

1314
00:58:42,920 --> 00:58:46,311
<i>I've been in love and lost my senses</i>

1315
00:58:46,400 --> 00:58:49,313
<i>Spinning through the town</i>

1316
00:58:50,960 --> 00:58:53,998
<i>Sooner or later, the fever ends</i>

1317
00:58:54,160 --> 00:58:58,473
<i>And I wind up feeling down</i>

1318
00:58:59,160 --> 00:59:01,834
<i>I need a man who'll take a chance</i>

1319
00:59:01,920 --> 00:59:05,960
<i>On a love that burns hot enough to last</i>

1320
00:59:06,400 --> 00:59:08,756
<i>So when the night falls</i>

1321
00:59:09,040 --> 00:59:10,030
Whoa!

1322
00:59:10,120 --> 00:59:12,396
(MUFFLED SINGING) <i>My lonely heart calls</i>

1323
00:59:13,040 --> 00:59:17,353
<i>I wanna dance with somebody</i>

1324
00:59:17,480 --> 00:59:20,951
<i>I wanna feel the heat with somebody</i>

1325
00:59:21,360 --> 00:59:25,036
<i>Yeah, I wanna dance with somebody</i>

1326
00:59:25,640 --> 00:59:28,394
<i>With somebody who loves me</i>

1327
00:59:28,560 --> 00:59:32,190
<i>Somebody who
Somebody who</i>

1328
00:59:32,360 --> 00:59:36,798
<i>Yeah
Somebody who loves me, yeah</i>

1329
00:59:36,880 --> 00:59:40,476
<i>Somebody who
Somebody who</i>

1330
00:59:41,400 --> 00:59:45,394
<i>To hold me in his arms, oh</i>

1331
00:59:45,480 --> 00:59:48,359
<i>I need a man who'll take a chance</i>

1332
00:59:48,480 --> 00:59:52,679
<i>On a love that burns hot enough to last</i>

1333
00:59:52,760 --> 00:59:55,912
<i>So when the night falls</i>

1334
00:59:56,000 --> 00:59:59,676
<i>My lonely heart calls</i>

1335
00:59:59,760 --> 01:00:02,912
<i>Oh, I wanna dance with somebody</i>

1336
01:00:03,680 --> 01:00:07,276
<i>- I wanna feel the heat
- I wanna feel the heat with somebody</i>

1337
01:00:07,600 --> 01:00:11,674
<i>Yeah, I wanna dance with somebody</i>

1338
01:00:12,640 --> 01:00:15,394
<i>With somebody who loves me</i>

1339
01:00:15,480 --> 01:00:19,554
<i>Oh, I wanna dance with somebody</i>

1340
01:00:20,320 --> 01:00:23,154
<i>- I wanna feel the heat
- I wanna feel the heat with somebody</i>

1341
01:00:23,800 --> 01:00:27,191
<i>Yeah, I wanna dance with somebody</i>

1342
01:00:27,280 --> 01:00:28,270
<i>Come on</i>

1343
01:00:28,360 --> 01:00:31,432
<i>With somebody who loves me</i>

1344
01:00:31,600 --> 01:00:33,319
<i>Don't you wanna dance?
Say you wanna dance</i>

1345
01:00:33,440 --> 01:00:34,840
<i>Don't you wanna dance?</i>

1346
01:00:34,920 --> 01:00:36,149
<i>- Yeah
- Don't you wanna dance?</i>

1347
01:00:36,240 --> 01:00:38,800
<i>Say you wanna dance
Don't you wanna dance?</i>

1348
01:00:38,880 --> 01:00:40,599
<i>- Yeah
- Don't you wanna dance?</i>

1349
01:00:40,680 --> 01:00:43,149
<i>Say you wanna dance
Don't you wanna dance?</i>

1350
01:00:44,840 --> 01:00:49,596
(HIGH-PITCHED)
<i>With somebody who loves me</i>

1351
01:00:50,800 --> 01:00:52,792
- (MUSIC STOPS)
- (ALL CHEERING)

1352
01:00:53,840 --> 01:00:54,876
Whoo!

1353
01:00:58,160 --> 01:00:59,276
Oh, my God! Yes!

1354
01:01:00,120 --> 01:01:01,395
(ALL CONTINUE CLAPPING)

1355
01:01:07,520 --> 01:01:09,477
NATALIE: How did everyone know
the choreography?

1356
01:01:09,600 --> 01:01:10,795
JOSH: That was weird.

1357
01:01:11,760 --> 01:01:13,353
It doesn't make any sense.

1358
01:01:14,080 --> 01:01:18,233
Honestly, you know what makes no sense?
Marrying someone you just met.

1359
01:01:19,640 --> 01:01:21,757
I knew you were gonna
be weird about this.

1360
01:01:21,840 --> 01:01:23,240
Because it's weird!

1361
01:01:23,320 --> 01:01:26,631
We met
under really intense circumstances.

1362
01:01:26,720 --> 01:01:29,280
You know? It speeds things up.

1363
01:01:30,520 --> 01:01:33,957
That's dopamine.
That's your brain on drugs.

1364
01:01:34,040 --> 01:01:35,235
It is!

1365
01:01:35,320 --> 01:01:37,391
What are you gonna do
when the drugs wear off?

1366
01:01:39,200 --> 01:01:42,159
I don't know. We'll figure it out.

1367
01:01:44,040 --> 01:01:46,430
Don't you wanna figure it out
with someone you really know?

1368
01:01:48,160 --> 01:01:50,834
I guess that's why they say
you should marry your best friend.

1369
01:02:00,360 --> 01:02:01,680
(JOSH SIGHS)

1370
01:02:01,760 --> 01:02:03,513
Maybe in a different world.

1371
01:02:06,280 --> 01:02:07,555
I should get going.

1372
01:02:09,440 --> 01:02:10,840
Big day tomorrow.

1373
01:02:13,560 --> 01:02:14,550
NATALIE: Yeah.

1374
01:02:16,120 --> 01:02:17,634
Yeah, big day.

1375
01:02:23,200 --> 01:02:25,920
BLAKE: Oh, that's so great, Dad.
I'm so glad you love it.

1376
01:02:26,000 --> 01:02:27,593
You're right. It is innovative.

1377
01:02:27,720 --> 01:02:29,154
And I came up with it all by myself.

1378
01:02:29,240 --> 01:02:32,472
I'll fill in the architects and they can
work up the official plans and models.

1379
01:02:32,600 --> 01:02:34,671
Okay? Goodbye.

1380
01:02:35,680 --> 01:02:36,670
(SIGHS)

1381
01:02:38,000 --> 01:02:39,832
Oh, good morning, beautiful!

1382
01:02:39,920 --> 01:02:41,195
Are those my plans?

1383
01:02:41,600 --> 01:02:44,991
(SIGHS DEEPLY) God! You look beautiful
in the morning light.

1384
01:02:45,080 --> 01:02:47,800
Were you just pitching my idea
and passing it off as your own?

1385
01:02:47,880 --> 01:02:48,870
No.

1386
01:02:48,960 --> 01:02:51,191
Well, I saw them
when I was in your apartment,

1387
01:02:51,280 --> 01:02:54,796
and the idea was for me,
so whose idea is it really? (CHUCKLES)

1388
01:02:55,640 --> 01:02:58,109
- Mine!
- Whoa! Hey. (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

1389
01:02:58,920 --> 01:03:01,640
I don't know where all this
crazy assertiveness is coming from.

1390
01:03:01,840 --> 01:03:02,830
Let's be honest.

1391
01:03:02,920 --> 01:03:04,673
You weren't gonna be able to pitch it
to me now anyways.

1392
01:03:04,800 --> 01:03:07,918
- Yeah, I was. Why wouldn't I?
- No, you weren't.

1393
01:03:08,000 --> 01:03:10,469
Darling, now that you're with me,
you're not gonna be working anymore.

1394
01:03:10,560 --> 01:03:14,156
My girl slumming it in the realm
of the employed? Not on my watch.

1395
01:03:14,280 --> 01:03:16,590
Mmm, I like being an architect.

1396
01:03:16,760 --> 01:03:17,955
Come on. Don't be silly.

1397
01:03:18,800 --> 01:03:22,077
We should also, at some point,
talk about changing your name.

1398
01:03:22,160 --> 01:03:23,196
You're really projecting.

1399
01:03:23,320 --> 01:03:25,118
You think, what?
We're gonna get married?

1400
01:03:25,840 --> 01:03:27,479
(CHUCKLING) Yes.

1401
01:03:28,120 --> 01:03:30,430
And obviously, we'll be changing
your last name, but no...

1402
01:03:30,520 --> 01:03:32,955
I'm talking about
your first name. Natalie.

1403
01:03:33,040 --> 01:03:35,396
I really don't think it's gonna work
in my circles.

1404
01:03:35,480 --> 01:03:37,392
So I was thinking Georgina.

1405
01:03:37,480 --> 01:03:39,949
What do you think, Georgina?
(CHUCKLES)

1406
01:03:41,120 --> 01:03:42,998
- You are...
- Beguiling?

1407
01:03:43,080 --> 01:03:44,150
Horrible.

1408
01:03:45,800 --> 01:03:47,598
You're a horrible person.

1409
01:03:48,520 --> 01:03:50,273
Okay, I think
you're just tired, darling.

1410
01:03:50,360 --> 01:03:51,635
Why don't you go back to bed?

1411
01:03:51,720 --> 01:03:53,154
Why don't you piss off?

1412
01:03:54,440 --> 01:03:55,715
(SIGHS DEEPLY)

1413
01:03:57,960 --> 01:03:59,792
"It is so sad

1414
01:03:59,880 --> 01:04:02,156
to watch someone you love
go mad with ambition."

1415
01:04:02,240 --> 01:04:03,833
Do you know who said that?

1416
01:04:03,920 --> 01:04:04,910
No.

1417
01:04:05,000 --> 01:04:06,593
And now you never will.

1418
01:04:09,360 --> 01:04:11,079
- (DOOR OPENS)
- I could google it!

1419
01:04:12,080 --> 01:04:13,070
(DOOR SLAMS)

1420
01:04:26,120 --> 01:04:28,112
Um, where are you going?

1421
01:04:28,200 --> 01:04:30,237
- Home, bootch!
- Home?

1422
01:04:30,320 --> 01:04:32,960
The wedding starts in, like, 20 minutes.

1423
01:04:33,040 --> 01:04:34,156
Yeah, I don't give a shit.

1424
01:04:34,240 --> 01:04:35,230
What?

1425
01:04:35,320 --> 01:04:36,959
I tried to just be open.

1426
01:04:37,040 --> 01:04:39,555
I tried to get Josh
to fall in love with me.

1427
01:04:39,640 --> 01:04:41,950
But that's not on the cards.

1428
01:04:42,800 --> 01:04:44,234
Not for a girl like me.

1429
01:04:44,600 --> 01:04:47,911
Mmm-mmm.
Not even in this dumb perfect world.

1430
01:04:49,000 --> 01:04:50,036
(SIGHS)

1431
01:04:56,720 --> 01:04:59,235
You know, when I was younger,

1432
01:05:00,240 --> 01:05:04,154
I was so afraid
to put myself out there for love

1433
01:05:04,240 --> 01:05:07,950
that I became this quirky little queen

1434
01:05:08,040 --> 01:05:11,238
that just followed
all my handsome gay guy friends around.

1435
01:05:11,320 --> 01:05:13,312
Like I was a pilot fish. (SCOFFS)

1436
01:05:13,400 --> 01:05:14,720
And I would make them laugh,

1437
01:05:14,800 --> 01:05:17,713
and I would find the best parties
to go to.

1438
01:05:17,800 --> 01:05:20,793
And I would always comfort them
when their hearts were broken.

1439
01:05:21,960 --> 01:05:23,872
But you know what nobody ever knew?

1440
01:05:25,600 --> 01:05:28,957
That my heart was constantly broken.

1441
01:05:31,080 --> 01:05:32,400
Constantly.

1442
01:05:35,000 --> 01:05:36,514
I mean, and how could they?

1443
01:05:37,280 --> 01:05:38,634
I never let them see it.

1444
01:05:41,320 --> 01:05:43,835
And it wasn't until
I met this palm reader in Ibiza,

1445
01:05:43,960 --> 01:05:45,792
and she said to me, she said,

1446
01:05:46,440 --> 01:05:48,955
"You can search the entire universe

1447
01:05:49,680 --> 01:05:52,434
and never find a being
more worthy of love

1448
01:05:53,520 --> 01:05:54,715
than yourself."

1449
01:05:57,320 --> 01:05:59,915
So that's why I'm such
the happy little whore that I am today.

1450
01:06:00,000 --> 01:06:02,754
(CHUCKLES)
'Cause I love my bitchy little ass.

1451
01:06:03,320 --> 01:06:04,515
(SIGHS)

1452
01:06:05,480 --> 01:06:07,039
Who do you love, Natalie?

1453
01:06:14,000 --> 01:06:14,990
Josh.

1454
01:06:15,680 --> 01:06:17,717
I've never had the chance
to tell him that.

1455
01:06:18,560 --> 01:06:20,199
I need to tell him that.

1456
01:06:20,280 --> 01:06:21,509
Right now. Um...

1457
01:06:22,160 --> 01:06:23,799
(GASPS) I'm never gonna make it.

1458
01:06:23,880 --> 01:06:25,234
But I have to try.

1459
01:06:25,320 --> 01:06:28,313
Oh, my God! Of course! Why am I so dumb?

1460
01:06:28,400 --> 01:06:30,915
It was always gonna come down
to running to stop the wedding!

1461
01:06:31,000 --> 01:06:32,514
Well, then you run, girl.

1462
01:06:32,600 --> 01:06:35,434
You run like a sexy 18-year-old
in a coming-out novel

1463
01:06:35,520 --> 01:06:38,274
who just realized that they're in love
with their theater partner Ryan.

1464
01:06:39,360 --> 01:06:40,350
Get it!

1465
01:06:47,440 --> 01:06:48,715
(PANTING)

1466
01:07:00,480 --> 01:07:03,359
(DISTORTED VOICE) Slow motion!

1467
01:07:03,720 --> 01:07:06,599
So dumb!

1468
01:07:25,000 --> 01:07:27,231
- Stop!
- (ALL GASP)

1469
01:07:27,480 --> 01:07:28,880
- Natalie?
- Josh.

1470
01:07:28,960 --> 01:07:31,520
(PANTING)
Wait, I just need one second. Sorry.

1471
01:07:31,720 --> 01:07:33,916
I basically just ran a half-marathon...

1472
01:07:35,040 --> 01:07:36,269
with no sports bra.

1473
01:07:36,360 --> 01:07:38,716
Natalie, what are you doing?

1474
01:07:39,120 --> 01:07:40,554
I'm here to stop the wedding.

1475
01:07:40,640 --> 01:07:41,994
(ALL GASPING)

1476
01:07:42,120 --> 01:07:44,430
Don't worry, everyone. It's, um...

1477
01:07:44,680 --> 01:07:48,356
She's clearly out of breath
and her mind.

1478
01:07:48,440 --> 01:07:50,432
Are you feeling okay, honey?

1479
01:07:50,520 --> 01:07:53,080
'Cause you know he's mine, right?

1480
01:07:53,680 --> 01:07:56,070
We have a soul connection.

1481
01:07:56,160 --> 01:07:57,389
ALL: Aw.

1482
01:07:57,480 --> 01:07:59,949
Uh, no. She doesn't even know Josh.

1483
01:08:00,040 --> 01:08:01,554
What? Of course I know Josh.

1484
01:08:01,680 --> 01:08:02,796
(CHUCKLING) Really?

1485
01:08:04,200 --> 01:08:05,793
What's his favorite vegetable then?

1486
01:08:06,280 --> 01:08:09,318
Well, that's random.
No one has a favorite vegetable.

1487
01:08:09,520 --> 01:08:12,399
See? She doesn't even know Josh.
It's tableside guac.

1488
01:08:12,480 --> 01:08:14,836
- That's not even a real vegetable!
- It is to him.

1489
01:08:14,920 --> 01:08:17,151
Technically it is.
It's avocados smashed.

1490
01:08:17,280 --> 01:08:18,316
- Stop it.
- Sorry.

1491
01:08:18,400 --> 01:08:21,234
Josh, I know I don't have legs for days,

1492
01:08:21,320 --> 01:08:23,915
and I'm not some yoga whatever-the...

1493
01:08:24,000 --> 01:08:26,720
Yoga ambassador. A yoga ambassador.

1494
01:08:26,800 --> 01:08:29,713
Ambassadors are for countries,
not for stretching.

1495
01:08:30,800 --> 01:08:32,951
Josh, look... (PANTING)

1496
01:08:33,720 --> 01:08:36,554
I know you think Isabella is
the girl of your dreams.

1497
01:08:38,440 --> 01:08:39,669
But what if you're wrong?

1498
01:08:41,240 --> 01:08:42,833
Nat. (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

1499
01:08:42,920 --> 01:08:45,230
Okay, yeah, I'll never look like her.

1500
01:08:46,840 --> 01:08:50,629
But I'm smart and kind and funny

1501
01:08:50,720 --> 01:08:53,599
and I'm passionate about work.

1502
01:08:54,000 --> 01:08:56,879
And I'm really weirdly good at karaoke.
(CHUCKLES)

1503
01:08:57,040 --> 01:08:58,076
Josh...

1504
01:09:00,720 --> 01:09:03,110
you should choose me.
You should love me.

1505
01:09:03,840 --> 01:09:05,274
Because I love...

1506
01:09:06,720 --> 01:09:08,154
I love...

1507
01:09:24,000 --> 01:09:25,275
I love me.

1508
01:09:26,240 --> 01:09:27,435
Holy crap!

1509
01:09:28,800 --> 01:09:29,995
I love me!

1510
01:09:31,000 --> 01:09:32,116
(SIGHS)

1511
01:09:32,200 --> 01:09:33,520
Oh, my God! This whole time,

1512
01:09:33,600 --> 01:09:35,557
I thought I had to get somebody else
to fall in love with me,

1513
01:09:37,840 --> 01:09:39,479
but I had to love me.

1514
01:09:40,760 --> 01:09:41,750
(SIGHS)

1515
01:09:41,840 --> 01:09:43,160
WOMAN: I'm so confused.

1516
01:09:43,280 --> 01:09:44,999
Okay, I'm just gonna go.

1517
01:09:45,080 --> 01:09:47,390
Just to be clear,
you're not still stopping the wedding?

1518
01:09:47,480 --> 01:09:49,278
No, just carry on.

1519
01:09:49,360 --> 01:09:52,797
You guys, um, yeah, do your thing.
I'm gonna do me. (CHUCKLES)

1520
01:09:52,880 --> 01:09:54,075
Good luck with everything.

1521
01:09:54,160 --> 01:09:56,516
I don't have high hopes
for what's going on there.

1522
01:09:56,600 --> 01:09:59,593
Josh and Izz,
what's their couple name gonna be?

1523
01:09:59,760 --> 01:10:01,240
- Jizz?
- (ALL EXCLAIM)

1524
01:10:01,320 --> 01:10:02,470
Love...

1525
01:10:02,640 --> 01:10:04,233
it's crazy, right?

1526
01:10:15,080 --> 01:10:16,673
Well, I guess I don't really
have a choice, do I?

1527
01:10:20,920 --> 01:10:21,956
Whoo!

1528
01:10:22,040 --> 01:10:26,512
NATALIE: <i>As I drove away, I began
to realize that loving yourself is...</i>

1529
01:10:26,600 --> 01:10:27,829
<i>There's something there!</i>

1530
01:10:49,000 --> 01:10:50,116
DOCTOR: Okay.

1531
01:10:50,600 --> 01:10:53,434
Looks like someone got
a pretty bad bonk on the head.

1532
01:10:53,560 --> 01:10:55,791
Bonk? No, no, no.

1533
01:10:55,880 --> 01:10:58,873
You're too hot to be a doctor.
How can I still be stuck here?

1534
01:10:59,600 --> 01:11:01,273
Get out of here. Wrong room.

1535
01:11:01,960 --> 01:11:04,919
Sorry, they're shooting
a <i>Law & Order: SVU</i> here today,

1536
01:11:05,000 --> 01:11:06,275
and he's just doing some research.

1537
01:11:06,440 --> 01:11:08,432
God, I should've been a TV doctor.

1538
01:11:08,520 --> 01:11:10,989
This totally blows
and I'm buried in lawsuits.

1539
01:11:11,800 --> 01:11:12,950
You got mugged in the subway.

1540
01:11:13,080 --> 01:11:14,230
- I did?
- Yeah.

1541
01:11:14,320 --> 01:11:17,199
You were in a medically induced coma
for about 18 hours.

1542
01:11:17,360 --> 01:11:20,319
(STAMMERS) Am I okay? Can I leave now?

1543
01:11:20,480 --> 01:11:23,712
If I say yes and I'm wrong,
will you sue me?

1544
01:11:24,400 --> 01:11:25,390
No.

1545
01:11:25,480 --> 01:11:26,470
Well, then my answer's yes.

1546
01:11:26,800 --> 01:11:28,871
Hey, can you just... Um...

1547
01:11:28,960 --> 01:11:31,077
What are you doing with that?

1548
01:11:34,040 --> 01:11:35,030
Fuck!

1549
01:11:37,080 --> 01:11:38,070
Did you hear that?

1550
01:11:38,160 --> 01:11:39,150
Yeah.

1551
01:11:39,240 --> 01:11:41,038
(YELLS) Yes!

1552
01:11:43,960 --> 01:11:46,077
New York is a shithole again!

1553
01:11:47,800 --> 01:11:49,075
Taxi!

1554
01:12:13,000 --> 01:12:15,231
My apartment's shitty again!

1555
01:12:16,120 --> 01:12:17,236
Yes!

1556
01:12:17,680 --> 01:12:21,515
Oh! Baxter. I'm back,
and you're back to normal.

1557
01:12:22,120 --> 01:12:24,510
Okay. Baxter... (IMITATES GUNSHOT)

1558
01:12:24,600 --> 01:12:26,193
Baxter, play dead.

1559
01:12:28,280 --> 01:12:29,270
Close enough.

1560
01:12:33,640 --> 01:12:34,630
Donny!

1561
01:12:34,720 --> 01:12:35,790
You're still here!

1562
01:12:36,680 --> 01:12:37,670
- (MOANS SOFTLY)
- Oh.

1563
01:12:38,480 --> 01:12:39,630
Come on. Frittatas are up.

1564
01:12:39,720 --> 01:12:42,394
Oh, no. You're still gay.
You must be trapped.

1565
01:12:42,480 --> 01:12:44,472
Wait, what? What do you mean, "trapped"?

1566
01:12:44,560 --> 01:12:46,074
I've been gay for forever.

1567
01:12:46,160 --> 01:12:48,516
What? What about all those girls
that come to the apartment?

1568
01:12:48,600 --> 01:12:49,954
I sell weed.

1569
01:12:50,040 --> 01:12:52,111
And we live, like, a block
from an all-girls school.

1570
01:12:52,200 --> 01:12:54,192
- Did you not know that?
- No.

1571
01:12:54,280 --> 01:12:56,511
Oh, right. Because gay guys
can't be drug dealers.

1572
01:12:56,640 --> 01:12:57,869
- That's offensive.
- Yeah.

1573
01:12:57,960 --> 01:13:00,111
You like your gay guys
to talk like this? Is that what it is?

1574
01:13:00,200 --> 01:13:01,554
You want them to talk like this?

1575
01:13:01,640 --> 01:13:03,757
Mmm-hmm. Yeah. Do you wanna, like,
go out to Fire Island?

1576
01:13:03,840 --> 01:13:06,071
- Yeah, are you a Virgo like me?
- Mmm-hmm.

1577
01:13:06,160 --> 01:13:08,311
Okay, we're real. This is how we are.

1578
01:13:08,600 --> 01:13:09,590
(SIGHS)

1579
01:13:13,000 --> 01:13:13,990
Thank you.

1580
01:13:17,160 --> 01:13:18,833
Do you want weed?

1581
01:13:20,760 --> 01:13:21,750
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)

1582
01:13:25,160 --> 01:13:28,073
Hey, Nat! I'm running late to a meeting.
Can you clean this up for me?

1583
01:13:28,160 --> 01:13:30,152
Um, I actually have things to do
and places to be.

1584
01:13:30,240 --> 01:13:31,913
So why don't you clean that shit up?

1585
01:13:32,000 --> 01:13:33,639
Oh, yes!

1586
01:13:35,640 --> 01:13:37,279
DONNA: Natalie, you won't believe it.

1587
01:13:37,360 --> 01:13:40,114
The 3D printer is down again.
Can you call...

1588
01:13:40,200 --> 01:13:42,590
You? Call you?
Is that what you were gonna ask me?

1589
01:13:42,680 --> 01:13:44,876
'Cause you're the person to call
when something breaks in the office.

1590
01:13:44,960 --> 01:13:48,112
- No, actually I was gonna say if you...
- Sorry, one second. I'm just on a call.

1591
01:13:48,200 --> 01:13:51,398
Donna, hi. It's Natalie.
Yeah, can you do your goddamn job?

1592
01:13:55,720 --> 01:13:56,710
Whitney.

1593
01:13:56,800 --> 01:13:57,950
WHITNEY: Oh, my God!

1594
01:13:58,040 --> 01:13:59,235
- Hi, hi!
- Hi.

1595
01:13:59,320 --> 01:14:00,959
Oh, my God, I know it was only one day,

1596
01:14:01,080 --> 01:14:03,436
but I missed you, like, a lot,
an unhealthy amount.

1597
01:14:03,520 --> 01:14:05,113
What happened? Are you okay?

1598
01:14:05,200 --> 01:14:07,351
I am actually the best I've ever been.

1599
01:14:08,240 --> 01:14:12,359
But please, okay, you need to promise me
that we will never ever fight again.

1600
01:14:12,440 --> 01:14:14,033
What? We would never fight.

1601
01:14:14,120 --> 01:14:16,715
Mostly because
you let me watch movies all day.

1602
01:14:16,800 --> 01:14:19,838
About that, I was thinking
that we cut back on the movies.

1603
01:14:20,400 --> 01:14:21,880
- You're right. Totally right.
- Yeah.

1604
01:14:21,960 --> 01:14:23,519
I could stop. Whenever I want.

1605
01:14:23,600 --> 01:14:26,354
They aren't important to me.
Um, how about one a day?

1606
01:14:26,480 --> 01:14:27,470
How about none a week?

1607
01:14:27,560 --> 01:14:28,550
Okay. Tough, but fair.

1608
01:14:28,640 --> 01:14:31,030
- Yeah, like my leg hair. TMI.
- (LAUGHING)

1609
01:14:31,120 --> 01:14:32,440
Okay. I gotta get in there.

1610
01:14:32,520 --> 01:14:33,954
Okay, bye! Whoa!

1611
01:14:34,040 --> 01:14:35,599
Let's go. (SIGHS)

1612
01:14:38,520 --> 01:14:40,113
Perfect. Let's get some coffee.

1613
01:14:40,200 --> 01:14:41,634
Actually, I don't do that.

1614
01:14:43,240 --> 01:14:44,230
What do you do?

1615
01:14:44,320 --> 01:14:45,879
Take a seat, doll, you'll find out.

1616
01:14:46,000 --> 01:14:47,229
I think you'll find it very...

1617
01:14:48,760 --> 01:14:49,750
beguiling.

1618
01:14:49,880 --> 01:14:50,870
Natalie.

1619
01:14:51,200 --> 01:14:53,431
I'm presenting my idea for his hotel.

1620
01:14:53,520 --> 01:14:55,398
We're not doing that yet.

1621
01:14:55,480 --> 01:14:57,437
Well, I am. I'm ready.

1622
01:14:57,880 --> 01:14:58,996
Ow! Ow.

1623
01:14:59,400 --> 01:15:00,390
Okay. (CHUCKLES)

1624
01:15:00,480 --> 01:15:02,870
Mr. Lewis,
I've been thinking a lot lately

1625
01:15:02,960 --> 01:15:06,590
about what we value, what we deem worthy

1626
01:15:06,680 --> 01:15:09,149
of investing our time and love

1627
01:15:09,240 --> 01:15:10,993
and, of course, our money into.

1628
01:15:11,280 --> 01:15:14,876
So, as we design
your exciting new hotel,

1629
01:15:14,960 --> 01:15:18,271
I would like to first focus on
the parking garage.

1630
01:15:18,680 --> 01:15:20,239
The parking garage?

1631
01:15:21,280 --> 01:15:22,270
NATALIE: Yep.

1632
01:15:23,240 --> 01:15:25,516
Think about it. They're dark.

1633
01:15:25,600 --> 01:15:26,716
They're closed off.

1634
01:15:28,760 --> 01:15:29,750
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

1635
01:15:29,840 --> 01:15:32,230
Nobody ever really notices them.

1636
01:15:35,160 --> 01:15:36,913
But what if we open them up?

1637
01:15:38,760 --> 01:15:42,754
What if we actually
made something of them?

1638
01:15:42,840 --> 01:15:44,797
Made them bright and airy,

1639
01:15:44,880 --> 01:15:47,315
and there were glass walls everywhere?

1640
01:15:47,400 --> 01:15:51,838
Then suddenly,
something that was invisible,

1641
01:15:51,920 --> 01:15:56,517
something nobody ever cared about
or looked twice at,

1642
01:15:57,360 --> 01:15:59,636
suddenly they're not invisible anymore.

1643
01:16:00,200 --> 01:16:03,591
People will actually look at them
and see beauty.

1644
01:16:05,400 --> 01:16:07,710
They'd see something, at least.

1645
01:16:09,120 --> 01:16:11,271
I think that could be, like,
really special.

1646
01:16:16,200 --> 01:16:17,600
It's actually not a bad idea.

1647
01:16:17,680 --> 01:16:18,830
Thank you.

1648
01:16:19,000 --> 01:16:22,038
It's actually a great idea
that I thought of. (CHUCKLES)

1649
01:16:22,120 --> 01:16:24,077
And I'm just gonna get started on it.

1650
01:16:24,440 --> 01:16:25,920
All right, let's do it!

1651
01:16:26,040 --> 01:16:28,077
Okay, I'll see you guys later.
Peace out!

1652
01:16:29,320 --> 01:16:30,674
What does "beguiling" mean?

1653
01:16:37,640 --> 01:16:40,678
And you, you need to stop living
in a fantasy land!

1654
01:16:40,760 --> 01:16:43,594
Hello? Hello? Hello, Josh?

1655
01:16:43,680 --> 01:16:46,240
- Oh. Hey. What's up, Nat?
- Yeah. Okay.

1656
01:16:46,400 --> 01:16:48,835
You need to stop staring out that window

1657
01:16:48,920 --> 01:16:52,391
at some stupid girl
in some stupid little swimsuit. Okay?

1658
01:16:52,480 --> 01:16:53,994
That's not all it's cracked up to be.

1659
01:16:54,080 --> 01:16:56,436
You need to start
living in the real world

1660
01:16:56,520 --> 01:16:58,637
and stop thinking that
you're gonna get with some model,

1661
01:16:58,720 --> 01:17:00,234
and that that's gonna make you happy.

1662
01:17:00,320 --> 01:17:01,356
You done?

1663
01:17:01,480 --> 01:17:04,518
Okay, here. Take a seat. Come on.

1664
01:17:05,160 --> 01:17:06,833
Sit down. Come on.

1665
01:17:06,920 --> 01:17:08,877
- You're not pushing me again?
- No, no, no.

1666
01:17:08,960 --> 01:17:11,191
- Hang on. Okay.
- (SIGHS)

1667
01:17:11,280 --> 01:17:12,270
Stay right there. Don't move.

1668
01:17:13,240 --> 01:17:14,276
Just...

1669
01:17:16,960 --> 01:17:17,950
(SIGHS)

1670
01:17:37,040 --> 01:17:39,077
So, what do you see
when you look at the billboard?

1671
01:17:42,760 --> 01:17:43,796
(MOUTHING) Me.

1672
01:17:54,960 --> 01:17:56,633
I was looking at you.

1673
01:17:58,840 --> 01:18:00,320
I'm always looking at you.

1674
01:18:00,400 --> 01:18:04,872
(SNIFFLES) Josh, you're such an idiot.

1675
01:18:16,160 --> 01:18:17,150
Okay.

1676
01:18:17,720 --> 01:18:18,949
(BOTH CHUCKLING)

1677
01:18:22,000 --> 01:18:23,559
Maybe we should go out sometime then?

1678
01:18:23,640 --> 01:18:25,916
- Yeah. Yeah, that'd be great.
- Yeah. If you want to?

1679
01:18:26,000 --> 01:18:28,276
Okay. Yeah, good. Great, great.

1680
01:18:28,360 --> 01:18:29,919
- Yeah! Let's...
- Yeah!

1681
01:18:30,640 --> 01:18:32,996
Why are we talking
like we're angry with each other?

1682
01:18:33,080 --> 01:18:35,549
I don't know. I was just on a roll
this morning, and now I'm...

1683
01:18:38,480 --> 01:18:39,914
Now, I'm really happy. (CHUCKLES)

1684
01:18:40,000 --> 01:18:41,639
So, uh, this weekend?

1685
01:18:42,520 --> 01:18:43,795
Karaoke or something?

1686
01:18:43,880 --> 01:18:45,075
Yep. That'd be...

1687
01:18:45,920 --> 01:18:49,118
Yeah. I mean,
I might outshine you, but... (CHUCKLES)

1688
01:18:50,520 --> 01:18:51,749
- Okay, all right.
- Cool.

1689
01:19:05,960 --> 01:19:06,950
Yeah, it should...

1690
01:19:07,040 --> 01:19:08,076
This is gonna take a long time,
isn't it?

1691
01:19:08,160 --> 01:19:10,072
Yeah, that one takes a while
sometimes, so...

1692
01:19:10,760 --> 01:19:12,240
- (ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
- Okay. There it is.

1693
01:19:19,520 --> 01:19:20,510
(MOUTHS) Perfect!

1694
01:19:40,160 --> 01:19:41,150
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)

1695
01:19:41,600 --> 01:19:43,592
Oh, my God! (PANTING)

1696
01:19:43,680 --> 01:19:45,478
Whit, did you just run down the stairs?

1697
01:19:45,560 --> 01:19:47,597
I'm trying to be calm,
but where are you going?

1698
01:19:47,720 --> 01:19:50,997
I'm just getting a coffee.
'Cause I'm now my own coffee bitch.

1699
01:19:51,080 --> 01:19:52,196
I just wanted to say...

1700
01:19:52,280 --> 01:19:54,636
I'm so proud of you.
Upstairs was amazing.

1701
01:19:54,720 --> 01:19:57,554
Just to be clear,
Josh does not complete me.

1702
01:19:57,640 --> 01:19:58,994
I complete myself.

1703
01:19:59,600 --> 01:20:01,080
You know, God...

1704
01:20:01,960 --> 01:20:04,236
Even though you were so cynical,
it looks like you have

1705
01:20:04,360 --> 01:20:06,397
the dream job,
the guy that really likes you,

1706
01:20:06,480 --> 01:20:08,039
the really cool best friend, me.

1707
01:20:08,120 --> 01:20:10,191
It's like you are in
one of those love stories

1708
01:20:10,280 --> 01:20:11,714
that you hate so much.

1709
01:20:14,400 --> 01:20:17,279
Yeah, all I need now
is some catchy musical number.

1710
01:20:17,880 --> 01:20:19,030
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)

1711
01:20:19,120 --> 01:20:20,474
(SINGING) <i>Come on, girls</i>

1712
01:20:20,560 --> 01:20:22,438
<i>Do you believe in love?</i>

1713
01:20:22,520 --> 01:20:26,434
<i>'Cause I got something to say about it
And it goes something like this</i>

1714
01:20:27,600 --> 01:20:30,832
<i>Don't go for second best, baby</i>

1715
01:20:31,000 --> 01:20:33,151
<i>Put your love to the test</i>

1716
01:20:33,320 --> 01:20:35,312
<i>You know, you know you've got to</i>

1717
01:20:35,480 --> 01:20:41,795
<i>Got to express how you feel and maybe
Then you'll know your love is real</i>

1718
01:20:41,960 --> 01:20:42,950
<i>Yeah</i>

1719
01:20:43,400 --> 01:20:46,393
<i>You don't need diamond rings</i>

1720
01:20:46,480 --> 01:20:50,599
<i>Or 18-karat gold</i>

1721
01:20:51,520 --> 01:20:54,479
<i>Fancy cars that go very fast</i>

1722
01:20:54,560 --> 01:20:57,758
<i>You know they never last
No, no</i>

1723
01:20:59,240 --> 01:21:05,316
<i>What you need is a big strong hand to
Lift you to your higher ground</i>

1724
01:21:05,400 --> 01:21:07,596
<i>Lift you to your higher ground</i>

1725
01:21:07,680 --> 01:21:10,149
<i>Make you feel like a queen on a throne</i>

1726
01:21:10,240 --> 01:21:15,156
<i>Make him love you
Till you can't come down</i>

1727
01:21:15,320 --> 01:21:18,916
<i>Don't go for second best, baby</i>

1728
01:21:19,080 --> 01:21:21,037
<i>Put your love to the test</i>

1729
01:21:21,200 --> 01:21:23,317
<i>You know, you know you've got to</i>

1730
01:21:23,520 --> 01:21:26,831
<i>Got to express how you feel and maybe</i>

1731
01:21:27,000 --> 01:21:30,550
<i>Then you'll know your love is real</i>

1732
01:21:30,720 --> 01:21:34,077
<i>Long stem roses
Are the way to your heart</i>

1733
01:21:34,280 --> 01:21:38,399
<i>But he needs to start with your head</i>

1734
01:21:39,200 --> 01:21:42,432
<i>Satin sheets are very romantic</i>

1735
01:21:42,600 --> 01:21:45,911
<i>What happens when you're not in bed?</i>

1736
01:21:47,320 --> 01:21:50,074
<i>You deserve the best in life</i>

1737
01:21:50,160 --> 01:21:53,597
<i>So if the time isn't right, then move on</i>

1738
01:21:53,720 --> 01:21:55,313
<i>Move on, yeah</i>

1739
01:21:55,400 --> 01:21:58,279
<i>Second best is never enough</i>

1740
01:21:58,360 --> 01:22:00,636
<i>You'll do much better
Baby, on your own</i>

1741
01:22:00,720 --> 01:22:02,951
<i>On my own</i>

1742
01:22:09,080 --> 01:22:10,719
<i>Yeah</i>

1743
01:22:11,160 --> 01:22:14,471
<i>Don't go for second best, baby</i>

1744
01:22:14,600 --> 01:22:18,560
<i>Put your love to the test
You know, you know you've got to</i>

1745
01:22:18,720 --> 01:22:22,794
<i>Got to express how you feel and maybe</i>

1746
01:22:23,000 --> 01:22:26,437
<i>Then you'll know your love is real</i>

1747
01:22:26,600 --> 01:22:33,313
<i>Express yourself</i>

1748
01:22:36,440 --> 01:22:37,715
(ALL PANTING)

1749
01:22:40,240 --> 01:22:41,230
Oh... it's hot!