1 00:00:06,540 --> 00:00:07,108 - Great, big, nasty, penises. 2 00:00:09,277 --> 00:00:11,279 - Happily on previous... 3 00:00:11,312 --> 00:00:14,148 No one believes in me. all: We believe in you. 4 00:00:14,182 --> 00:00:15,616 - You're shot. - Yeah, but it's a heart attack 5 00:00:15,649 --> 00:00:17,451 I just had that's really got my attention. 6 00:00:17,485 --> 00:00:20,488 Gotta join a spin class, eat more kale. 7 00:00:20,521 --> 00:00:22,490 Amanda, it's me. Where are you? 8 00:00:22,523 --> 00:00:24,458 - He's got her. It's gotta be him. 9 00:00:24,492 --> 00:00:27,528 - Who has her? - Sonny Shine. 10 00:00:27,561 --> 00:00:29,497 - Amanda's a goddamn pit bull. 11 00:00:29,530 --> 00:00:30,698 She can take care of herself. 12 00:00:30,731 --> 00:00:32,566 - [screaming] 13 00:00:32,600 --> 00:00:34,302 - The guy you're looking for 14 00:00:34,335 --> 00:00:36,370 reminds me of a fellow we all knew. 15 00:00:36,404 --> 00:00:38,206 Ended up hanging himself. 16 00:00:38,239 --> 00:00:39,573 He had a kid, that one. 17 00:00:39,607 --> 00:00:41,675 Wound up institutionalized. 18 00:00:41,709 --> 00:00:46,180 I wonder some nights, where's that little boy? 19 00:00:46,214 --> 00:00:49,350 - I know who's naughty and who's nice. 20 00:00:49,383 --> 00:00:50,551 You wanna stay with me, don't you? 21 00:00:50,584 --> 00:00:52,320 With my other nice kids. 22 00:00:52,353 --> 00:00:54,722 - You can't touch me unless you believe in me. 23 00:00:54,755 --> 00:00:56,324 [struggling] 24 00:00:56,357 --> 00:00:57,591 - What the hell am I? 25 00:00:57,625 --> 00:01:00,328 I'm an errand boy for psychopaths. 26 00:01:00,361 --> 00:01:03,564 But once I get that password, those days are over. 27 00:01:03,597 --> 00:01:06,200 - We get Blue, we get your kid. - Ow. 28 00:01:06,234 --> 00:01:08,369 - Maybe this is the moment that I can stand for something 29 00:01:08,402 --> 00:01:09,637 other than just my own skin. 30 00:01:09,670 --> 00:01:11,372 - Nick, hurry! - [grunts] 31 00:01:11,405 --> 00:01:14,108 - Hailey! - Too late. She's gone. 32 00:01:16,544 --> 00:01:18,379 - All right, "Monkey Pants" callbacks, 33 00:01:18,412 --> 00:01:20,214 August 16. 34 00:01:20,248 --> 00:01:21,482 All right, go ahead. Slate it. 35 00:01:21,515 --> 00:01:24,385 - Oh, uh, Benji Peters, A.T.P. 36 00:01:24,418 --> 00:01:27,388 I'm 5'4" and I'm auditioning for-- 37 00:01:27,421 --> 00:01:30,758 Really? You think we should put on our Monkey Pants? 38 00:01:30,791 --> 00:01:32,626 That sounds fun. 39 00:01:32,660 --> 00:01:35,263 You know what it means when we put on our Monkey Pants. 40 00:01:35,296 --> 00:01:38,299 It means it's time to Monkey Dance! 41 00:01:39,767 --> 00:01:42,603 [chuckling] Yeah! 42 00:01:43,637 --> 00:01:46,374 - Lenny Donnelly, 5'6". I'm auditioning for... 43 00:01:46,407 --> 00:01:49,410 It means it's time to Monkey Dance! 44 00:01:49,443 --> 00:01:52,380 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, stop! 45 00:01:52,413 --> 00:01:54,748 Monkey Time! [mimics monkey] 46 00:01:56,184 --> 00:01:57,651 - Uh, excuse me? 47 00:01:57,685 --> 00:01:59,653 And you are? 48 00:01:59,687 --> 00:02:02,156 - Sheinberg, Louis, J. 49 00:02:02,190 --> 00:02:04,325 - Uh, I don't see you on our... 50 00:02:04,358 --> 00:02:07,228 Excuse me, who are you repped by? 51 00:02:07,261 --> 00:02:08,529 - [inhales deeply] 52 00:02:08,562 --> 00:02:12,366 - Uh, Mr. Sheinberg, is it? - [exhales] 53 00:02:12,400 --> 00:02:15,369 [glam rock music playing] 54 00:02:15,403 --> 00:02:21,675 ♪ 55 00:02:21,709 --> 00:02:25,513 - ♪ Ow don't wet your bed, take all your meds ♪ 56 00:02:25,546 --> 00:02:28,749 ♪ Look a woozy wainbow inside your pretty heads ♪ 57 00:02:28,782 --> 00:02:30,351 ♪ No more monkey pants 58 00:02:30,384 --> 00:02:32,186 ♪ I put you in a trance 59 00:02:32,220 --> 00:02:33,554 ♪ Let's have some joie de vivre ♪ 60 00:02:33,587 --> 00:02:35,689 ♪ Just like they do in Paris, France ♪ 61 00:02:35,723 --> 00:02:37,658 [grunting softly] - Security! 62 00:02:37,691 --> 00:02:40,428 [tape clicks, film whirs] 63 00:02:40,461 --> 00:02:42,596 - ♪ Ah-- No! No! 64 00:02:42,630 --> 00:02:44,632 Hey! [laughs crazily] 65 00:02:46,400 --> 00:02:48,469 Choke on my pearls, you swine! 66 00:02:48,502 --> 00:02:49,837 [laughing] This is the future! 67 00:02:49,870 --> 00:02:53,274 I am-- I am the future! 68 00:02:55,876 --> 00:02:59,213 [cell phone buzzing] 69 00:03:06,320 --> 00:03:09,457 - The kids are gone, Mr. Shine. 70 00:03:09,490 --> 00:03:12,260 - All of them? - All of them. 71 00:03:12,293 --> 00:03:14,595 [dark music] 72 00:03:14,628 --> 00:03:17,598 ["Deck the Halls"] 73 00:03:17,631 --> 00:03:19,367 ♪ 74 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:20,734 - [growls] 75 00:03:20,768 --> 00:03:24,638 [electricity crackling] - [screaming] 76 00:03:24,672 --> 00:03:25,806 - ♪ Fa la la la la 77 00:03:25,839 --> 00:03:27,375 - Listen to you sing. 78 00:03:27,408 --> 00:03:29,810 You're a regular little Bitch Perfect. 79 00:03:29,843 --> 00:03:31,512 - ♪ Jingle Bells 80 00:03:31,545 --> 00:03:33,447 ♪ Knife your mother's guts 81 00:03:33,481 --> 00:03:36,484 ♪ Twist it all the way 82 00:03:36,517 --> 00:03:38,319 - What was that? Hmm? 83 00:03:38,352 --> 00:03:40,654 - [grunts] I'll kill her, Merry. 84 00:03:40,688 --> 00:03:43,391 You're gonna watch her die. [whimpers] 85 00:03:43,424 --> 00:03:45,359 - [chuckles] Oh, I don't think so. 86 00:03:45,393 --> 00:03:47,395 - [grunts, laughs] 87 00:03:47,428 --> 00:03:48,729 - But I'll tell you what. 88 00:03:48,762 --> 00:03:51,265 I'll make sure to send an invite for her funeral 89 00:03:51,299 --> 00:03:52,500 to your cell at Rikers. 90 00:03:52,533 --> 00:03:54,368 You won't be able to attend, of course, 91 00:03:54,402 --> 00:03:57,438 but feel free to send flowers. 92 00:03:57,471 --> 00:04:00,308 Mm-hmm, that's right. 93 00:04:00,341 --> 00:04:03,511 Your leverage over me is resting peacefully 94 00:04:03,544 --> 00:04:05,813 in a body bag at County. 95 00:04:05,846 --> 00:04:07,648 Worse Christmas ever, huh? 96 00:04:07,681 --> 00:04:10,651 [electricity crackling] - [screaming] 97 00:04:10,684 --> 00:04:14,488 ["Deck the Halls"] 98 00:04:14,522 --> 00:04:17,491 [somber music] 99 00:04:17,525 --> 00:04:24,532 ♪ 100 00:04:27,535 --> 00:04:28,802 - It is my fault. 101 00:04:28,836 --> 00:04:31,905 She believed in me and I failed. 102 00:04:31,939 --> 00:04:35,376 Look at me. I'm fading away. 103 00:04:35,409 --> 00:04:37,578 I--my color, my coat. 104 00:04:37,611 --> 00:04:40,548 I used to be as blue as a blueberry snow cone 105 00:04:40,581 --> 00:04:43,684 and now I-- - You're still very blue. 106 00:04:43,717 --> 00:04:46,487 ♪ 107 00:04:46,520 --> 00:04:48,889 [record scratches] - Holy shit! 108 00:04:48,922 --> 00:04:51,425 - [grunting] 109 00:04:51,459 --> 00:04:52,960 Could we make this quick? 110 00:04:52,993 --> 00:04:57,331 I plan on being at home in front of a crackling fire 111 00:04:57,365 --> 00:04:59,367 by Christmas morning. 112 00:04:59,400 --> 00:05:02,370 [both grunt] 113 00:05:02,403 --> 00:05:04,605 - Where is he? - Saint Nick. 114 00:05:04,638 --> 00:05:06,507 [both grunt] 115 00:05:06,540 --> 00:05:08,576 Ah! Ah! 116 00:05:08,609 --> 00:05:11,579 [groaning] 117 00:05:11,612 --> 00:05:14,615 - Psycho Claus, you're gonna tell me where he is 118 00:05:14,648 --> 00:05:16,584 or I'm gonna treat you like my Christmas Day turkey. 119 00:05:16,617 --> 00:05:19,387 Complete with lead pudding. 120 00:05:19,420 --> 00:05:22,590 - Oh, he took her. Didn't he? 121 00:05:22,623 --> 00:05:25,593 Well, he is a collector. I've known that for years. 122 00:05:25,626 --> 00:05:27,528 You probably got a lifetime 123 00:05:27,561 --> 00:05:30,631 of psycho-sexual therapy bills headed your way. 124 00:05:30,664 --> 00:05:32,433 That is... 125 00:05:32,466 --> 00:05:33,901 if she survives. 126 00:05:33,934 --> 00:05:35,869 - [grunts] 127 00:05:35,903 --> 00:05:38,439 [gun clicks] - Nick, no. No. 128 00:05:38,472 --> 00:05:39,740 [siren wails] - Nick, I got something. 129 00:05:39,773 --> 00:05:41,575 I think I know how to find Santa. 130 00:05:41,609 --> 00:05:44,912 Nick, my plan involves torture. 131 00:05:47,448 --> 00:05:49,450 There once was a lonely little boy 132 00:05:49,483 --> 00:05:51,685 that talked to a sock... 133 00:05:51,719 --> 00:05:54,488 And an Imaginary Friend was born. 134 00:05:54,522 --> 00:05:57,825 But you left that little boy. Why? 135 00:05:57,858 --> 00:06:00,461 - I don't know what you're talking about. 136 00:06:00,494 --> 00:06:01,962 You're wasting your time. 137 00:06:01,995 --> 00:06:04,432 - Am I? [static, indistinct chatter] 138 00:06:04,465 --> 00:06:07,435 ["Stuck in the Middle" by Stealers Wheel playing] 139 00:06:07,468 --> 00:06:09,637 ♪ 140 00:06:09,670 --> 00:06:13,474 ♪ Well I don't know why I came here tonight ♪ 141 00:06:13,507 --> 00:06:17,411 ♪ I got the feeling that something ain't right ♪ 142 00:06:17,445 --> 00:06:20,948 ♪ I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair ♪ 143 00:06:20,981 --> 00:06:25,419 ♪ And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs ♪ 144 00:06:25,453 --> 00:06:28,822 ♪ Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right ♪ 145 00:06:28,856 --> 00:06:32,660 ♪ Here I am stuck in the middle with you...♪ 146 00:06:32,693 --> 00:06:34,828 - Please, no! 147 00:06:34,862 --> 00:06:37,798 - I'm looking at you, I'm thinking: 148 00:06:37,831 --> 00:06:41,535 Footsies are just about the most ticklish things ever. 149 00:06:41,569 --> 00:06:44,605 I wonder if that goes for stinky socks too. 150 00:06:44,638 --> 00:06:46,740 - ♪ Losing control and I'm all over the place... ♪ 151 00:06:46,774 --> 00:06:50,043 - Sweet baby Jesus-- [laughing] 152 00:06:50,077 --> 00:06:52,946 Oh, no, please. [laughing maniacally] 153 00:06:52,980 --> 00:06:55,082 - ♪ Stuck in the middle with you ♪ 154 00:06:55,115 --> 00:06:56,717 ♪ 155 00:06:56,750 --> 00:06:58,752 - Please! - Was that as good for you 156 00:06:58,786 --> 00:07:02,756 as it was for me? - What kind of monster are you? 157 00:07:02,790 --> 00:07:05,626 - I'm Imaginary Friend. 158 00:07:05,659 --> 00:07:07,795 We're all Imaginary Friends. 159 00:07:07,828 --> 00:07:11,465 A brother and sisterhood of strawberry frosting and dreams. 160 00:07:11,499 --> 00:07:15,068 And you've been a very bad sock. 161 00:07:15,102 --> 00:07:17,104 - No. - You abandoned your friend 162 00:07:17,137 --> 00:07:18,906 when he needed you the most. 163 00:07:18,939 --> 00:07:20,574 You left him alone 164 00:07:20,608 --> 00:07:23,477 with nothing but a little yarn, a few buttons, 165 00:07:23,511 --> 00:07:25,913 and the whack-a-doodle thoughts inside his head. 166 00:07:25,946 --> 00:07:28,015 Didn't you? 167 00:07:28,048 --> 00:07:31,018 [tense music] 168 00:07:31,051 --> 00:07:34,622 ♪ 169 00:07:34,655 --> 00:07:36,790 - [emotionally] I'm so ashamed. 170 00:07:36,824 --> 00:07:38,859 He saw things. 171 00:07:38,892 --> 00:07:42,129 Things no child should ever see. 172 00:07:42,162 --> 00:07:45,966 They drugged him, locked him away. 173 00:07:45,999 --> 00:07:48,068 I was all he had. 174 00:07:48,101 --> 00:07:50,137 - But he didn't stay locked up forever. 175 00:07:50,170 --> 00:07:51,905 - I kept thinking, 176 00:07:51,939 --> 00:07:54,908 "He'll grow up, he'll leave me behind." 177 00:07:54,942 --> 00:07:57,645 But it never happened. 178 00:07:57,678 --> 00:08:00,848 He didn't want to grow up. 179 00:08:00,881 --> 00:08:02,149 Ever. 180 00:08:02,182 --> 00:08:05,853 And then he started to hurt people. 181 00:08:05,886 --> 00:08:09,890 I couldn't bear to watch what he did to them. 182 00:08:09,923 --> 00:08:12,159 [cries] So I ran. 183 00:08:12,192 --> 00:08:14,962 [sobs] 184 00:08:14,995 --> 00:08:16,930 [soft dramatic music] 185 00:08:16,964 --> 00:08:20,768 - I know you all feel scared and abandoned. 186 00:08:20,801 --> 00:08:24,004 The day always comes when our friends don't need us anymore. 187 00:08:24,037 --> 00:08:27,107 But right now, someone does need you. 188 00:08:27,140 --> 00:08:29,042 This is your chance to do something. 189 00:08:29,076 --> 00:08:31,111 To have a purpose for maybe the last time. 190 00:08:31,144 --> 00:08:34,548 We may have lost our friends, but we found each other. 191 00:08:34,582 --> 00:08:36,950 Together, we can do things 192 00:08:36,984 --> 00:08:39,787 no one ever imagined. 193 00:08:39,820 --> 00:08:41,855 We just have to believe. 194 00:08:41,889 --> 00:08:43,791 - We believe in you, Happy. 195 00:08:43,824 --> 00:08:45,659 All: We believe in you. 196 00:08:45,693 --> 00:08:47,928 ♪ 197 00:08:47,961 --> 00:08:51,031 - Now tell us where he is. 198 00:08:51,064 --> 00:08:52,933 - [gulps] 199 00:08:52,966 --> 00:08:55,936 [dark music] 200 00:08:55,969 --> 00:09:02,976 ♪ 201 00:09:11,218 --> 00:09:14,822 - Well, this has turned into a hot little mess, 202 00:09:14,855 --> 00:09:15,889 now hasn't it. 203 00:09:15,923 --> 00:09:18,959 ♪ 204 00:09:18,992 --> 00:09:23,631 There's gonna be some very unhappy goddamn campers 205 00:09:23,664 --> 00:09:27,935 when those packages don't show up on Christmas morning. 206 00:09:27,968 --> 00:09:31,204 Hope you're pleased with yourself. 207 00:09:31,238 --> 00:09:35,676 And really, what's your daughter? 208 00:09:35,709 --> 00:09:37,044 What's one little girl? 209 00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:38,746 There'll be thousands more just like her 210 00:09:38,779 --> 00:09:40,013 in the audience tonight. 211 00:09:40,047 --> 00:09:42,883 I mean, is it really worth all this? 212 00:09:44,117 --> 00:09:46,854 I guess it's just a matter of perspective. 213 00:09:46,887 --> 00:09:48,856 - [grunts, breathes heavily] 214 00:09:48,889 --> 00:09:51,224 - You'll be erased. 215 00:09:51,258 --> 00:09:53,260 This is the future and you're not a part of it. 216 00:09:53,293 --> 00:09:55,663 ♪ 217 00:09:55,696 --> 00:09:57,965 I'm the future. 218 00:10:07,207 --> 00:10:09,877 [scoffs] 219 00:10:09,910 --> 00:10:11,812 - Children... [laughing] 220 00:10:11,845 --> 00:10:13,280 - Chil-- 221 00:10:13,313 --> 00:10:16,717 "Children are the future." That's very good. 222 00:10:16,750 --> 00:10:18,686 That's--touché. 223 00:10:18,719 --> 00:10:21,722 Yeah, you're on a roll. 224 00:10:21,755 --> 00:10:24,758 And soon to be... 225 00:10:24,792 --> 00:10:26,694 in a hole. 226 00:10:26,727 --> 00:10:28,929 ♪ 227 00:10:28,962 --> 00:10:30,764 Bam! 228 00:10:32,199 --> 00:10:33,967 [hums] 229 00:10:38,071 --> 00:10:42,275 Oh, it's a gift from the Sultan of something. 230 00:10:42,309 --> 00:10:44,244 I'm gonna go get dressed. 231 00:10:44,277 --> 00:10:47,247 Remember? It's the Wishtacular? 232 00:10:47,280 --> 00:10:50,083 It's tonight. 233 00:10:50,117 --> 00:10:53,253 At least one of us has something to look forward to. 234 00:10:55,889 --> 00:10:58,759 - Clean up all this ugly stuff. 235 00:10:58,792 --> 00:11:00,794 ["O Tannenbaum" playing] 236 00:11:00,828 --> 00:11:01,995 They want you to look all grown up, 237 00:11:02,029 --> 00:11:04,998 but you're not grown up. 238 00:11:05,032 --> 00:11:07,735 You're little. all: ♪ O Tanennbaum... 239 00:11:07,768 --> 00:11:09,837 - [whispers] Like you should be. 240 00:11:09,870 --> 00:11:12,105 Yeah. 241 00:11:12,139 --> 00:11:14,775 Grown ups... 242 00:11:14,808 --> 00:11:17,811 they try to steal everything... 243 00:11:17,845 --> 00:11:19,246 that makes you special. 244 00:11:19,279 --> 00:11:22,049 It makes me so mad. 245 00:11:22,082 --> 00:11:23,216 It makes me wa-- 246 00:11:23,250 --> 00:11:24,785 makes me want to-- - [grunts] 247 00:11:24,818 --> 00:11:26,286 - Oh. I'm so sorry. 248 00:11:26,319 --> 00:11:28,121 I'm sorry. 249 00:11:28,155 --> 00:11:29,189 ♪ 250 00:11:29,222 --> 00:11:30,924 I'm sorry. 251 00:11:30,958 --> 00:11:32,960 - ♪ O Tannenbaum... 252 00:11:32,993 --> 00:11:34,728 - [sighs] 253 00:11:34,762 --> 00:11:37,230 [distant thudding] 254 00:11:37,264 --> 00:11:39,066 We have to go. 255 00:11:40,167 --> 00:11:43,136 [thudding] 256 00:11:43,170 --> 00:11:45,105 [dark music] 257 00:11:45,138 --> 00:11:47,274 - [grunts] 258 00:11:49,276 --> 00:11:50,911 And here we are yet again. 259 00:11:50,944 --> 00:11:53,080 - Come on, Nick. This way. 260 00:11:53,113 --> 00:11:54,848 - I want to remind you, we're here on the word 261 00:11:54,882 --> 00:11:57,184 of a sock puppet. I mean... 262 00:11:57,217 --> 00:11:59,019 ♪ 263 00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:02,990 This whole thing just seems a little sketchy to me. 264 00:12:03,023 --> 00:12:06,193 What I'm saying is, this, uh... 265 00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:08,962 so-called intel source of yours, 266 00:12:08,996 --> 00:12:10,397 you sure he's on the level 267 00:12:10,430 --> 00:12:12,766 and not just blowing powdered sugar up your ass? 268 00:12:12,800 --> 00:12:15,235 - Trust me, Nick. He was highly motivated. 269 00:12:15,268 --> 00:12:16,303 ♪ 270 00:12:16,336 --> 00:12:19,106 Uh? - This is it. 271 00:12:19,139 --> 00:12:20,373 - [grunts] 272 00:12:20,407 --> 00:12:22,009 ♪ 273 00:12:22,042 --> 00:12:23,777 [sighs] All right. 274 00:12:23,811 --> 00:12:25,879 [sniffs] Show 'em to me. 275 00:12:25,913 --> 00:12:28,081 So you're telling me that this door leads 276 00:12:28,115 --> 00:12:31,051 to a dark subterranean lair 277 00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:32,786 right underneath Gimbel Brothers 278 00:12:32,820 --> 00:12:34,955 where Shitty-Pants Santa, who's neck I'm gonna break 279 00:12:34,988 --> 00:12:37,858 when I find that son of a bitch, took my kid? 280 00:12:37,891 --> 00:12:40,828 And I am fully aware that I am talking to a unicorn, 281 00:12:40,861 --> 00:12:42,896 but I gotta tell you, 282 00:12:42,930 --> 00:12:44,798 even my credulity has its limits. 283 00:12:44,832 --> 00:12:45,966 [lock clicks] 284 00:12:47,367 --> 00:12:54,341 ♪ 285 00:12:54,374 --> 00:12:56,276 All right then. 286 00:12:56,309 --> 00:12:59,279 [bells jingling] 287 00:12:59,312 --> 00:13:05,185 ♪ 288 00:13:05,218 --> 00:13:08,221 - [laughing] 289 00:13:11,458 --> 00:13:13,861 - Where are we going? 290 00:13:13,894 --> 00:13:15,195 ♪ 291 00:13:15,228 --> 00:13:17,230 - [grunts] 292 00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:22,135 Toyland. 293 00:13:26,206 --> 00:13:28,942 Toyland. 294 00:13:28,976 --> 00:13:31,178 [chuckles softly] 295 00:13:31,211 --> 00:13:34,181 [door creaks] 296 00:13:34,214 --> 00:13:37,050 [grunting] 297 00:13:40,387 --> 00:13:43,390 [straining 298 00:13:46,927 --> 00:13:50,964 - ♪ Toyland 299 00:13:50,998 --> 00:13:53,500 ♪ Toyland... 300 00:13:53,533 --> 00:13:56,236 - [laughs] Toyland. 301 00:13:56,269 --> 00:13:59,306 ♪ Little girl and boy land 302 00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:01,942 ♪ If you dwell within it 303 00:14:01,975 --> 00:14:04,244 ♪ You're very happy there 304 00:14:04,277 --> 00:14:09,116 ♪ Within it childhood joy land ♪ 305 00:14:09,149 --> 00:14:13,286 [giggles] ♪ Mystic merry toy land 306 00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:15,923 ♪ Once you cross its borders 307 00:14:15,956 --> 00:14:20,360 ♪ You can never go back again [laughs] 308 00:14:20,393 --> 00:14:27,400 - ♪ Never return again 309 00:14:27,935 --> 00:14:29,036 [music stops] 310 00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:35,375 - [grunting, muttering] [metal clanging] 311 00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:55,195 I used to have a pretend friend. 312 00:14:56,363 --> 00:14:58,131 [music resumes, fades in slowly] 313 00:14:58,165 --> 00:15:00,067 Like you. 314 00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:02,302 - ♪ Toyland... 315 00:15:02,335 --> 00:15:04,437 [laughs] 316 00:15:04,471 --> 00:15:06,439 ♪ 317 00:15:06,473 --> 00:15:10,110 But now I have new friends. 318 00:15:10,143 --> 00:15:13,046 So many friends. 319 00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:14,414 [dark music] 320 00:15:14,447 --> 00:15:18,952 - ♪ Once you pass 321 00:15:18,986 --> 00:15:22,990 ♪ Its borders 322 00:15:23,023 --> 00:15:26,459 ♪ You'll never... 323 00:15:26,493 --> 00:15:29,462 [dark music intensifies] 324 00:15:29,496 --> 00:15:31,999 ♪ 325 00:15:43,977 --> 00:15:44,511 - Mr. Shine-- - Oh! God. 326 00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:48,048 - You look like a cruise ship got torpedoed 327 00:15:48,081 --> 00:15:49,516 with Liberace's corpse. 328 00:15:49,549 --> 00:15:52,052 - I don't know who you are. 329 00:15:53,386 --> 00:15:54,554 But I'm not interested. 330 00:15:54,587 --> 00:15:56,089 Who let you in here? 331 00:15:56,123 --> 00:15:58,125 - Backstage pass. 332 00:15:58,158 --> 00:16:00,027 - Oh, you're a cop. 333 00:16:00,060 --> 00:16:02,529 I've been meaning to get to those parking tickets. 334 00:16:02,562 --> 00:16:05,999 - Just came from your studio, Sheinberg. 335 00:16:06,033 --> 00:16:09,069 Don't have to tell you what we found there. 336 00:16:09,102 --> 00:16:11,071 - I have facilities all over. 337 00:16:11,104 --> 00:16:12,672 I rent them out when I'm not in production, 338 00:16:12,705 --> 00:16:14,574 which I'm not. 339 00:16:14,607 --> 00:16:17,144 [inhales] Russians, 340 00:16:17,177 --> 00:16:19,646 Chinese, Saudis. 341 00:16:19,679 --> 00:16:22,682 God only knows what they do on those stages. 342 00:16:23,783 --> 00:16:26,553 [thumping] 343 00:16:29,456 --> 00:16:31,591 I've had cops before. 344 00:16:32,425 --> 00:16:34,427 Sexually, I mean. 345 00:16:34,461 --> 00:16:36,029 - It's over. 346 00:16:36,063 --> 00:16:38,698 - Excuse me? - All this. 347 00:16:38,731 --> 00:16:40,400 The Man Who Made Christmas. 348 00:16:40,433 --> 00:16:42,569 The Three Wishes Guy. 349 00:16:42,602 --> 00:16:45,072 I'm bringing you down. 350 00:16:46,539 --> 00:16:49,476 - How cute. 351 00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:51,378 Is there anything else I can help you with? 352 00:16:51,411 --> 00:16:52,445 - Yeah. 353 00:16:52,479 --> 00:16:54,414 Amanda Hansen. 354 00:16:55,115 --> 00:16:56,583 - [clears throat] 355 00:16:56,616 --> 00:16:58,485 Is this about that delusional woman 356 00:16:58,518 --> 00:17:00,587 who showed up at my office today? 357 00:17:00,620 --> 00:17:03,723 Yeah, she seemed to be suffering from some sort of 358 00:17:03,756 --> 00:17:06,626 paranoid schizophrenic episode. 359 00:17:06,659 --> 00:17:08,795 Yeah, probably something she saw on TV. 360 00:17:08,828 --> 00:17:10,697 [squeaks] 361 00:17:10,730 --> 00:17:13,566 [chuckles] I'm no doctor. 362 00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:14,767 [whispers] It's on the wrong foot. 363 00:17:14,801 --> 00:17:17,604 - Where is she? 364 00:17:18,505 --> 00:17:20,407 - [grunts] 365 00:17:21,508 --> 00:17:23,443 - I get it. 366 00:17:23,476 --> 00:17:25,445 You're untouchable. 367 00:17:25,478 --> 00:17:28,848 Probably got the bad dirty on everyone who's anyone 368 00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:30,650 all the way up the chain. 369 00:17:30,683 --> 00:17:33,386 You're like a nuclear reactor. 370 00:17:33,420 --> 00:17:35,488 You go down, you bring everyone down with you. 371 00:17:35,522 --> 00:17:37,757 - I've gotta be on stage in a few minutes. 372 00:17:37,790 --> 00:17:41,494 [dark music] 373 00:17:41,528 --> 00:17:44,397 It's the Sonny Shine Wishtacular. 374 00:17:44,431 --> 00:17:45,798 I'm sure you've heard of it. 375 00:17:45,832 --> 00:17:48,401 We raise millions for disadvantaged children. 376 00:17:48,435 --> 00:17:50,237 - You can go on stage, 377 00:17:50,270 --> 00:17:52,505 wiggle your ass and twinkle your toes 378 00:17:52,539 --> 00:17:55,608 for all your adoring fans. 379 00:17:55,642 --> 00:18:00,113 And then I'm gonna drag you off in cuffs on live television. 380 00:18:00,147 --> 00:18:03,116 It'll be as shitty as you looking right into the cameras 381 00:18:03,150 --> 00:18:05,585 and telling the whole world there ain't no Santa Claus. 382 00:18:05,618 --> 00:18:07,654 I know you'll be out before the ink dries 383 00:18:07,687 --> 00:18:10,790 on your arrest report, but you'll be walking out 384 00:18:10,823 --> 00:18:14,494 to a wasteland formerly known as your career. 385 00:18:14,527 --> 00:18:16,529 ♪ 386 00:18:16,563 --> 00:18:19,566 - Hmm. This Hansen woman, 387 00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:22,202 is this all you're asking for really? 388 00:18:22,235 --> 00:18:23,636 - For now. 389 00:18:24,571 --> 00:18:26,673 - You should stop by my tower. 390 00:18:26,706 --> 00:18:28,141 You might find her there. 391 00:18:28,175 --> 00:18:30,210 I can't speak to her frame of mind. 392 00:18:30,243 --> 00:18:32,445 ♪ 393 00:18:32,479 --> 00:18:36,149 Okay, you found your way in, now find your way out. 394 00:18:38,818 --> 00:18:39,819 [blows] 395 00:18:41,888 --> 00:18:44,857 [suspenseful music] 396 00:18:44,891 --> 00:18:51,898 ♪ 397 00:18:56,703 --> 00:18:58,571 - [grunts] 398 00:18:58,605 --> 00:19:00,707 [strains] - Uh, Nick? 399 00:19:00,740 --> 00:19:02,709 - I got this. I got this. 400 00:19:02,742 --> 00:19:05,245 [straining] 401 00:19:05,278 --> 00:19:06,713 - Nick. - What? 402 00:19:06,746 --> 00:19:08,715 - Look. 403 00:19:08,748 --> 00:19:15,688 ♪ 404 00:19:15,722 --> 00:19:17,257 - Good eyes. 405 00:19:22,629 --> 00:19:24,631 - Nick, look. 406 00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:30,703 It's hers. We're going in the right-- 407 00:19:30,737 --> 00:19:33,706 ["The Little Boy That Santa Forgot" by Vera Lynn] 408 00:19:33,740 --> 00:19:34,874 ♪ 409 00:19:34,907 --> 00:19:36,276 - What the...? 410 00:19:36,309 --> 00:19:37,744 - It's a toy, Nick. 411 00:19:37,777 --> 00:19:39,346 - I know what it is. 412 00:19:39,379 --> 00:19:41,214 - Aww, he wants to play. 413 00:19:41,248 --> 00:19:43,750 - [laughs softly] 414 00:19:43,783 --> 00:19:46,619 - ♪ Christmas comes but once a year ♪ 415 00:19:46,653 --> 00:19:49,989 - [laughing] - ♪ For every girl and boy 416 00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:51,358 ♪ The laughter and joy... 417 00:19:51,391 --> 00:19:54,261 - That's the biggest kid I ever saw. 418 00:19:54,294 --> 00:19:55,862 - That ain't no kid. 419 00:19:55,895 --> 00:19:57,330 [slinky clatters] 420 00:19:58,398 --> 00:20:00,833 Man, see a dentist. 421 00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:02,635 [thump] 422 00:20:02,669 --> 00:20:04,571 ♪ 423 00:20:04,604 --> 00:20:07,907 ♪ This little fellow's Christmas ♪ 424 00:20:07,940 --> 00:20:13,913 ♪ Is just another day 425 00:20:13,946 --> 00:20:16,383 ♪ He's the little boy 426 00:20:16,416 --> 00:20:22,589 ♪ That Santa Claus forgot 427 00:20:22,622 --> 00:20:25,292 ♪ And goodness knows he didn't want a lot... ♪ 428 00:20:25,325 --> 00:20:27,794 - This is gonna pinch. 429 00:20:27,827 --> 00:20:30,630 Just a little. 430 00:20:30,663 --> 00:20:31,964 [whispers] You can be little forever. 431 00:20:31,998 --> 00:20:34,033 [dark music] 432 00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:36,903 Like my other friends. 433 00:20:36,936 --> 00:20:40,307 - ♪ Broke his little heart 434 00:20:40,340 --> 00:20:44,344 ♪ When he found Santa hadn't come ♪ 435 00:20:44,377 --> 00:20:47,347 [dark music] 436 00:20:47,380 --> 00:20:48,881 ♪ 437 00:20:48,915 --> 00:20:51,918 [drill whirs] 438 00:20:52,385 --> 00:20:55,755 ♪ 439 00:20:55,788 --> 00:20:58,391 [ominous music] 440 00:20:58,425 --> 00:20:59,692 [grunts] 441 00:20:59,726 --> 00:21:01,661 [shouts] - [screams] 442 00:21:01,694 --> 00:21:04,664 - [roars] 443 00:21:04,697 --> 00:21:10,637 ♪ 444 00:21:10,670 --> 00:21:12,639 - [screams] 445 00:21:12,672 --> 00:21:14,374 [grunting] 446 00:21:14,407 --> 00:21:17,310 [screams, groans] 447 00:21:17,344 --> 00:21:18,778 - Oh, Nick! 448 00:21:18,811 --> 00:21:19,912 - [breathing heavily] - Nick! 449 00:21:19,946 --> 00:21:22,849 - Hailey. 450 00:21:22,882 --> 00:21:24,717 Find Hailey. 451 00:21:24,751 --> 00:21:27,720 [eerie music] 452 00:21:27,754 --> 00:21:34,060 ♪ 453 00:21:34,093 --> 00:21:39,432 Oh, fuck. 454 00:21:39,466 --> 00:21:40,967 ♪ 455 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:42,869 No thanks. 456 00:21:45,905 --> 00:21:47,340 - [breathing heavily] 457 00:21:47,374 --> 00:21:49,709 [grunts] 458 00:21:51,511 --> 00:21:55,348 - You can't do this to people. 459 00:21:55,382 --> 00:21:58,685 [breathing heavily] - Amanda, you all right? 460 00:21:58,718 --> 00:22:00,453 - This is evil. 461 00:22:00,487 --> 00:22:01,754 [ominous music] 462 00:22:01,788 --> 00:22:03,656 Merry. 463 00:22:03,690 --> 00:22:04,824 They... - I know. 464 00:22:04,857 --> 00:22:06,025 - They can't get away with this. 465 00:22:06,058 --> 00:22:07,760 - They can. 466 00:22:07,794 --> 00:22:09,462 ♪ 467 00:22:09,496 --> 00:22:12,131 But not forever. Okay? 468 00:22:12,164 --> 00:22:15,868 Nick's found Hailey. 469 00:22:15,902 --> 00:22:17,737 Come on. 470 00:22:17,770 --> 00:22:20,373 [suspenseful music] 471 00:22:20,407 --> 00:22:22,442 - [grunts] 472 00:22:23,943 --> 00:22:25,745 [grunts] 473 00:22:26,413 --> 00:22:29,782 - Why don't you pick on someone your own size? 474 00:22:29,816 --> 00:22:35,788 ♪ 475 00:22:35,822 --> 00:22:38,391 - Happy, you came back. 476 00:22:38,425 --> 00:22:40,727 ♪ 477 00:22:40,760 --> 00:22:43,796 - [growling] 478 00:22:45,432 --> 00:22:48,435 - [grunting, shouting] 479 00:22:53,540 --> 00:22:54,807 - Run! 480 00:22:54,841 --> 00:22:57,444 - [grunting] [crowbar pings] 481 00:22:57,477 --> 00:22:59,712 - Hey! 482 00:23:01,013 --> 00:23:02,449 [grunts] 483 00:23:02,482 --> 00:23:03,483 [bear trap creaking, blood dripping] 484 00:23:03,516 --> 00:23:05,051 [strains] 485 00:23:05,084 --> 00:23:06,118 [exhales] 486 00:23:07,253 --> 00:23:11,824 I just keep discovering bold new frontiers of suck. 487 00:23:11,858 --> 00:23:14,561 [grunts] 488 00:23:14,594 --> 00:23:16,195 [strains] 489 00:23:16,228 --> 00:23:18,531 ♪ 490 00:23:18,565 --> 00:23:20,933 [groans] 491 00:23:20,967 --> 00:23:23,102 - [grunts, strains] 492 00:23:23,135 --> 00:23:25,572 No. No, no, no, no-- [muffled] 493 00:23:35,548 --> 00:23:36,082 [suspenseful music] 494 00:23:38,518 --> 00:23:45,525 ♪ 495 00:23:50,597 --> 00:23:52,499 - [breathing heavily] 496 00:23:52,532 --> 00:23:54,567 [elevator clangs, whirs] 497 00:23:54,601 --> 00:23:56,569 [footsteps approaching rapidly] 498 00:23:56,603 --> 00:23:59,572 [screams] 499 00:23:59,606 --> 00:24:01,674 - [shouts] 500 00:24:06,579 --> 00:24:08,180 - Stop! 501 00:24:08,214 --> 00:24:10,182 [fabric ripping] No! 502 00:24:10,216 --> 00:24:12,619 - [grunts, growls] 503 00:24:12,652 --> 00:24:14,821 [grunting 504 00:24:14,854 --> 00:24:17,189 [laughs] 505 00:24:17,223 --> 00:24:20,126 ♪ 506 00:24:20,159 --> 00:24:22,228 [laughs] 507 00:24:27,767 --> 00:24:30,202 - [shouts] 508 00:24:30,236 --> 00:24:32,104 [grunts] 509 00:24:32,138 --> 00:24:33,906 [groans] 510 00:24:33,940 --> 00:24:36,208 [Hailey screams] 511 00:24:36,242 --> 00:24:39,812 [dark music] 512 00:24:39,846 --> 00:24:41,748 - [growls] 513 00:24:41,781 --> 00:24:43,215 ♪ 514 00:24:43,249 --> 00:24:44,751 - [giggles] 515 00:24:44,784 --> 00:24:46,853 [laughs] - Leave me alone! 516 00:24:46,886 --> 00:24:48,621 [suspenseful music] 517 00:24:48,655 --> 00:24:50,690 [chuckles evilly, shouts] 518 00:24:50,723 --> 00:24:57,697 ♪ 519 00:24:57,730 --> 00:24:59,165 - Hmm, minty. 520 00:24:59,198 --> 00:25:02,168 - [shouting] 521 00:25:02,201 --> 00:25:07,874 ♪ 522 00:25:07,907 --> 00:25:10,877 [ominous music] 523 00:25:10,910 --> 00:25:17,917 ♪ 524 00:25:19,819 --> 00:25:22,822 [siren wailing] 525 00:25:25,925 --> 00:25:27,560 [door slams] 526 00:25:28,695 --> 00:25:35,702 ♪ 527 00:25:38,037 --> 00:25:40,172 Help, please! 528 00:25:40,206 --> 00:25:42,609 He's coming! Help! 529 00:25:42,642 --> 00:25:44,310 ♪ 530 00:25:44,343 --> 00:25:46,613 [crying] Help. 531 00:25:46,646 --> 00:25:48,314 Help! 532 00:25:48,347 --> 00:25:49,982 - Don't be afraid. 533 00:25:50,016 --> 00:25:51,918 Don't be afraid. 534 00:25:59,859 --> 00:26:03,362 When my daddy went away... 535 00:26:03,395 --> 00:26:05,331 they made me grow up. 536 00:26:05,364 --> 00:26:07,800 [eerie somber music] 537 00:26:07,834 --> 00:26:10,036 Gave me medicine. 538 00:26:10,069 --> 00:26:12,204 ♪ 539 00:26:12,238 --> 00:26:14,907 I didn't want-- I didn't want to... 540 00:26:14,941 --> 00:26:18,310 ♪ 541 00:26:18,344 --> 00:26:21,347 I didn't want to be scary. 542 00:26:21,981 --> 00:26:24,316 - You don't have to be. 543 00:26:24,350 --> 00:26:27,286 - No, no, it's too late. 544 00:26:27,319 --> 00:26:32,659 ♪ 545 00:26:32,692 --> 00:26:34,060 But I can save you. 546 00:26:34,093 --> 00:26:36,863 I can save you. [sniffles] 547 00:26:36,896 --> 00:26:39,899 I had to grow up, but you don't have to. 548 00:26:39,932 --> 00:26:43,670 You don't have to ever grow up. 549 00:26:43,703 --> 00:26:46,673 [dark music] 550 00:26:46,706 --> 00:26:52,779 ♪ 551 00:26:52,812 --> 00:26:55,247 Hold my hand... 552 00:26:56,983 --> 00:27:01,353 And we will fly away together. 553 00:27:01,387 --> 00:27:03,856 ♪ 554 00:27:03,890 --> 00:27:06,325 Before the police get here. 555 00:27:07,093 --> 00:27:09,729 Before they see what I did. 556 00:27:10,897 --> 00:27:13,666 Come on. Take my hand. 557 00:27:13,700 --> 00:27:14,834 ♪ 558 00:27:14,867 --> 00:27:16,969 Take. 559 00:27:17,003 --> 00:27:18,971 My. [door opens] 560 00:27:19,005 --> 00:27:22,675 ♪ 561 00:27:22,709 --> 00:27:23,843 - [screams] 562 00:27:23,876 --> 00:27:25,678 - No. 563 00:27:25,712 --> 00:27:28,314 - [grunts] 564 00:27:54,907 --> 00:27:57,744 [soft dramatic music] 565 00:27:57,777 --> 00:27:58,978 ♪ 566 00:27:59,011 --> 00:28:01,013 - Uh. 567 00:28:04,751 --> 00:28:06,786 It's all right. 568 00:28:06,819 --> 00:28:08,855 I'm... 569 00:28:08,888 --> 00:28:10,489 I'm, uh... 570 00:28:10,522 --> 00:28:12,859 [soft music] 571 00:28:12,892 --> 00:28:15,862 Well, I'm, uh... 572 00:28:15,895 --> 00:28:17,396 [grunts] 573 00:28:17,429 --> 00:28:19,966 Happy sent me. 574 00:28:19,999 --> 00:28:21,868 - Daddy? 575 00:28:21,901 --> 00:28:26,172 ♪ 576 00:28:26,205 --> 00:28:27,173 Daddy! 577 00:28:27,206 --> 00:28:30,176 [both grunting] 578 00:28:30,209 --> 00:28:33,179 [suspenseful music] 579 00:28:33,212 --> 00:28:40,352 ♪ 580 00:28:41,988 --> 00:28:43,923 I'm the spirit of Christmas. 581 00:28:43,956 --> 00:28:46,158 - [groans] - I've walked these roof tops 582 00:28:46,192 --> 00:28:48,394 for a long time. 583 00:28:48,427 --> 00:28:52,364 The only thing that can hurt me is magic. 584 00:28:54,533 --> 00:29:01,040 ♪ 585 00:29:01,073 --> 00:29:02,809 - Hocus pocus, motherfucker. 586 00:29:02,842 --> 00:29:05,812 [both grunt] 587 00:29:05,845 --> 00:29:07,513 ♪ 588 00:29:07,546 --> 00:29:09,515 - [breathing heavily] [heartbeat] 589 00:29:09,548 --> 00:29:11,383 - [groans] Not now. 590 00:29:11,417 --> 00:29:13,085 Ah, not again. 591 00:29:13,119 --> 00:29:15,421 [groaning] 592 00:29:15,454 --> 00:29:18,457 - [grunting] 593 00:29:19,992 --> 00:29:22,962 - [strangled groan, gasping] 594 00:29:22,995 --> 00:29:25,998 [ominous music] 595 00:29:26,032 --> 00:29:28,034 - You're not magic. 596 00:29:28,067 --> 00:29:30,069 They'll see. 597 00:29:30,102 --> 00:29:32,004 You can't even fly. 598 00:29:32,038 --> 00:29:34,240 - Maybe not. But I can. 599 00:29:34,273 --> 00:29:41,413 ♪ 600 00:29:42,548 --> 00:29:45,217 And I brought Friends. 601 00:29:45,251 --> 00:29:52,424 ♪ 602 00:29:53,125 --> 00:29:55,461 Cut him, Twig. 603 00:29:57,496 --> 00:29:59,531 - [grunts] 604 00:30:01,100 --> 00:30:03,469 Let's re-gift this fruitcake! 605 00:30:03,502 --> 00:30:06,472 [overlapping shouting, grunting] 606 00:30:06,505 --> 00:30:09,475 [suspenseful music] 607 00:30:09,508 --> 00:30:16,515 ♪ 608 00:30:20,119 --> 00:30:21,587 - Daddy, are you okay? 609 00:30:21,620 --> 00:30:24,156 - [gasping] Pills. 610 00:30:24,190 --> 00:30:26,258 Pocket...pills... 611 00:30:26,292 --> 00:30:28,627 [soft dramatic music] 612 00:30:28,660 --> 00:30:29,896 [suspenseful music] 613 00:30:29,929 --> 00:30:31,097 - Hey--oh! 614 00:30:31,130 --> 00:30:32,899 Hey, no, let go! Look out! Look out! 615 00:30:32,932 --> 00:30:34,033 No! 616 00:30:34,066 --> 00:30:40,239 ♪ 617 00:30:40,272 --> 00:30:43,042 [indistinct shouting] 618 00:30:43,075 --> 00:30:45,912 Watch--watch out! Oh, God! 619 00:30:45,945 --> 00:30:52,751 ♪ 620 00:30:56,622 --> 00:30:58,590 - [grunts] - Ow! 621 00:31:01,627 --> 00:31:04,230 - Santa's coming! Santa's coming! 622 00:31:04,263 --> 00:31:06,899 - I don't wanna ruin Christmas for you, 623 00:31:06,933 --> 00:31:08,901 but there comes a time when every kid 624 00:31:08,935 --> 00:31:11,137 has to face the truth... 625 00:31:11,170 --> 00:31:13,305 There ain't no fucking Santa Claus. 626 00:31:13,339 --> 00:31:14,907 [gunshot] 627 00:31:14,941 --> 00:31:17,910 ["I'll Be Home For Christmas"] 628 00:31:17,944 --> 00:31:22,081 ♪ 629 00:31:22,114 --> 00:31:27,119 - ♪ I'll be home for Christmas ♪ 630 00:31:27,153 --> 00:31:28,620 ♪ 631 00:31:28,654 --> 00:31:34,193 ♪ You can plan on me 632 00:31:34,226 --> 00:31:35,928 ♪ 633 00:31:35,962 --> 00:31:37,997 ♪ Please have snow... 634 00:31:38,030 --> 00:31:40,232 [neck snaps] [music stops] 635 00:31:40,266 --> 00:31:44,103 [soft dramatic music] 636 00:31:44,136 --> 00:31:47,106 [creaking] 637 00:31:47,139 --> 00:31:54,013 ♪ 638 00:31:58,150 --> 00:32:00,552 - [clears throat] 639 00:32:05,391 --> 00:32:07,026 What? 640 00:32:08,394 --> 00:32:12,298 - [crying] I told Sonny Shine I only wanted one wish. 641 00:32:13,365 --> 00:32:16,268 I wanted to meet my dad. 642 00:32:16,302 --> 00:32:23,309 ♪ 643 00:32:33,085 --> 00:32:35,221 [grunts] 644 00:32:42,728 --> 00:32:45,731 [grunting] 645 00:32:47,333 --> 00:32:49,168 - Hailey. 646 00:32:49,201 --> 00:32:51,103 Hailey! - Mommy! 647 00:32:51,137 --> 00:32:53,439 - Oh, God. [crying] 648 00:32:53,472 --> 00:32:55,441 Oh. Are you okay? 649 00:32:55,474 --> 00:33:02,614 ♪ 650 00:33:04,783 --> 00:33:06,252 - You were right. 651 00:33:09,688 --> 00:33:13,659 About another stocking on the mantle. 652 00:33:13,692 --> 00:33:15,361 You were right. 653 00:33:22,234 --> 00:33:24,103 Maybe one weekend... 654 00:33:26,438 --> 00:33:29,675 - We'll talk about it. 655 00:33:31,277 --> 00:33:34,213 - That'd make me happy. 656 00:33:34,246 --> 00:33:41,253 ♪ 657 00:33:46,758 --> 00:33:49,161 - You definitely deserve a nap, buddy. 658 00:33:49,195 --> 00:33:50,429 We did it, Nick. 659 00:33:50,462 --> 00:33:52,231 I never stopped believing in you. 660 00:33:52,264 --> 00:33:54,733 [heartbeat slowly] 661 00:33:54,766 --> 00:33:57,103 - Likewise. 662 00:33:57,136 --> 00:33:59,371 ♪ 663 00:33:59,405 --> 00:34:02,341 But this ain't no nap. 664 00:34:02,374 --> 00:34:04,176 This is bye-bye. 665 00:34:04,210 --> 00:34:06,345 - What do you mean? No, Nick. 666 00:34:06,378 --> 00:34:07,813 Nick, we won. 667 00:34:07,846 --> 00:34:10,249 - Yeah, we did. 668 00:34:10,282 --> 00:34:13,119 ♪ 669 00:34:13,152 --> 00:34:15,787 Thanks to you... 670 00:34:15,821 --> 00:34:17,323 partner. 671 00:34:17,356 --> 00:34:21,827 ♪ 672 00:34:21,860 --> 00:34:24,330 Cue the music. 673 00:34:24,363 --> 00:34:26,365 ♪ 674 00:34:26,398 --> 00:34:28,834 And... 675 00:34:48,454 --> 00:34:49,521 - You know, I was starting to get used to you being dead. 676 00:34:51,590 --> 00:34:53,459 - Yeah, I always thought I'd prefer it, 677 00:34:53,492 --> 00:34:56,495 but now... 678 00:34:58,330 --> 00:35:01,367 I may just stick around, see how it plays out. 679 00:35:01,400 --> 00:35:03,702 - Got some good news for you and the fam. 680 00:35:03,735 --> 00:35:05,571 - Yeah? - Word on the street is 681 00:35:05,604 --> 00:35:06,805 when Nick Sax died, 682 00:35:06,838 --> 00:35:10,342 he took Blue's so-called password with him. 683 00:35:11,543 --> 00:35:13,479 - "Word on the street"? 684 00:35:13,512 --> 00:35:15,781 - Your heart stopped for eight minutes. 685 00:35:15,814 --> 00:35:19,318 - Hmm. That's impressive. 686 00:35:19,351 --> 00:35:21,753 - Thought I... 687 00:35:21,787 --> 00:35:24,756 thought I finally got rid of you. 688 00:35:24,790 --> 00:35:26,658 Anyway. 689 00:35:26,692 --> 00:35:28,394 You know, if I were you, I would take advantage 690 00:35:28,427 --> 00:35:31,563 of my new reputation. Lay low for a while. 691 00:35:31,597 --> 00:35:33,432 Hear California's nice. 692 00:35:33,465 --> 00:35:35,301 - California? 693 00:35:35,334 --> 00:35:37,469 It's not my kind of dirty. 694 00:35:37,503 --> 00:35:39,771 Besides, I hate avocados. 695 00:35:40,839 --> 00:35:43,775 - How's your kid holding up? 696 00:35:43,809 --> 00:35:45,744 - She's gonna be all right. 697 00:35:45,777 --> 00:35:48,447 She's tough. 698 00:35:48,480 --> 00:35:50,482 Like her mom. 699 00:35:50,516 --> 00:35:52,551 [sighs] 700 00:35:52,584 --> 00:35:54,853 You know, this world may not be all glitter and tinsel, 701 00:35:54,886 --> 00:35:58,457 but there are a few people in it that make it work. 702 00:36:02,394 --> 00:36:03,695 You're one of 'em. 703 00:36:03,729 --> 00:36:06,565 [soft music] 704 00:36:06,598 --> 00:36:08,600 You know what you did, right? 705 00:36:08,634 --> 00:36:15,641 ♪ 706 00:36:18,877 --> 00:36:21,280 You gave me my daughter, Mer. 707 00:36:25,817 --> 00:36:27,819 You're my hero. 708 00:36:32,558 --> 00:36:34,393 - You don't get to take that one back. 709 00:36:34,426 --> 00:36:36,295 - I don't want it back. - Good. 'Cause I'm keeping it. 710 00:36:36,328 --> 00:36:38,397 - All right, keep it. - I will. 711 00:36:38,430 --> 00:36:40,366 ♪ 712 00:36:40,399 --> 00:36:41,800 - [clears throat] 713 00:36:43,535 --> 00:36:46,805 All right, see you around the block. 714 00:36:47,873 --> 00:36:50,442 - Where you going? - Eh, I got a date. 715 00:36:50,476 --> 00:36:53,379 - Ah. - Gonna... 716 00:36:54,580 --> 00:36:55,814 I don't know, go out to Coney Island, 717 00:36:55,847 --> 00:36:58,417 grab some ice cream. - It's winter. 718 00:36:58,450 --> 00:37:00,686 - Yeah, I'm new to this. What do I know? 719 00:37:00,719 --> 00:37:02,321 - All right, well, if that's the case, 720 00:37:02,354 --> 00:37:04,356 you might wanna slap a little aftershave on. 721 00:37:04,390 --> 00:37:06,858 You smell like you murdered a hooker. 722 00:37:06,892 --> 00:37:09,461 - That obvious? 723 00:37:09,495 --> 00:37:11,397 Thanks. 724 00:37:12,564 --> 00:37:14,466 - [scoffs] Nick was right. 725 00:37:14,500 --> 00:37:16,635 I look completely ridiculous. 726 00:37:16,668 --> 00:37:18,437 Is my nose really that big? 727 00:37:18,470 --> 00:37:21,607 - It's the cutest, funniest nose I ever saw. 728 00:37:21,640 --> 00:37:23,709 ♪ 729 00:37:23,742 --> 00:37:27,346 - I just wanted to say I'm so glad I got the chance 730 00:37:27,379 --> 00:37:29,348 to be your Imaginary Friend, Hailey. 731 00:37:29,381 --> 00:37:31,617 I had no idea it would be so much fun, 732 00:37:31,650 --> 00:37:33,919 and scary too. 733 00:37:33,952 --> 00:37:37,589 - Happy, you look different. 734 00:37:37,623 --> 00:37:40,492 How come I can see through you? 735 00:37:40,526 --> 00:37:42,561 - It's because... 736 00:37:42,594 --> 00:37:44,763 well, you're growing up, 737 00:37:44,796 --> 00:37:46,832 and you have your daddy now. 738 00:37:46,865 --> 00:37:50,902 And someday you'll forget all about that silly horse. 739 00:37:50,936 --> 00:37:53,405 - But you're my best friend. 740 00:37:53,439 --> 00:37:55,774 Even if you are imaginary. 741 00:37:55,807 --> 00:37:57,776 Why do you have to go? 742 00:37:57,809 --> 00:38:00,479 - That's how it is with Imaginary Friends. 743 00:38:00,512 --> 00:38:01,880 We can't stay forever. 744 00:38:01,913 --> 00:38:04,015 Otherwise, it can get a bit... 745 00:38:04,049 --> 00:38:06,385 you know, creepy. 746 00:38:06,418 --> 00:38:08,587 - Where will you go 747 00:38:08,620 --> 00:38:10,789 if nobody needs you anymore? 748 00:38:10,822 --> 00:38:12,924 - Oh, I don't know, somewhere fun. 749 00:38:12,958 --> 00:38:14,793 I hope. I--and who knows. 750 00:38:14,826 --> 00:38:17,763 Maybe there is someone who needs me somewhere. 751 00:38:17,796 --> 00:38:19,431 Come to think of it, 752 00:38:19,465 --> 00:38:21,600 I better practice my song. 753 00:38:21,633 --> 00:38:24,570 ♪ I'm... happy 754 00:38:24,603 --> 00:38:26,505 ♪ The happy horse, horse, horse ♪ 755 00:38:26,538 --> 00:38:28,840 ♪ So full of fun of course, of course ♪ 756 00:38:28,874 --> 00:38:31,777 ♪ It's plain to see it's fun to be Happy ♪ 757 00:38:31,810 --> 00:38:33,612 - ♪ Happy 758 00:38:33,645 --> 00:38:35,514 ♪ The happy horse, horse, horse ♪ 759 00:38:35,547 --> 00:38:37,916 ♪ So full of love of course 760 00:38:37,949 --> 00:38:40,519 [whispers] ♪ Of course 761 00:38:48,960 --> 00:38:51,697 I'll never forget you. 762 00:38:52,964 --> 00:38:54,933 - Come on, sweetheart. 763 00:38:54,966 --> 00:38:56,535 Let's go meet your dad. 764 00:38:56,568 --> 00:39:03,575 ♪ 765 00:39:10,081 --> 00:39:12,718 - Come on, Sax, you got this. 766 00:39:14,986 --> 00:39:17,823 It's a movie. You just... 767 00:39:17,856 --> 00:39:20,592 sit down and... and... 768 00:39:20,626 --> 00:39:21,927 you don't even have to talk. 769 00:39:21,960 --> 00:39:25,030 - Oh, boy, this is worse than I thought. 770 00:39:25,063 --> 00:39:27,032 - What the hell? - Talking to yourself, buddy? 771 00:39:27,065 --> 00:39:28,834 People are gonna think you're shit-house cray cray. 772 00:39:28,867 --> 00:39:31,002 - Why are you here? - Nick, I can't abandon you 773 00:39:31,036 --> 00:39:34,072 in your darkest hour. What kind of partner is that? 774 00:39:34,105 --> 00:39:35,907 ["Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy" by Tchaikovsky] 775 00:39:35,941 --> 00:39:37,976 - What are you talk-- 776 00:39:38,009 --> 00:39:40,579 [laughs] What are you--what? 777 00:39:40,612 --> 00:39:42,714 "My darkest hour"? You said it yourself. 778 00:39:42,748 --> 00:39:44,616 We won. We killed the bad guy. We saved the kid. 779 00:39:44,650 --> 00:39:46,485 What have you been nipping at the coffee syrup. 780 00:39:46,518 --> 00:39:49,521 [scoffs] I've never felt so solid in all my life. 781 00:39:49,555 --> 00:39:50,922 I'm a... 782 00:39:50,956 --> 00:39:53,625 I'm a goddamn royal flush. 783 00:39:53,659 --> 00:39:56,495 [stammers] I'm white night. 784 00:39:56,528 --> 00:39:57,829 I'm... 785 00:39:57,863 --> 00:39:59,731 I'm the hero that she always thought I was. 786 00:39:59,765 --> 00:40:02,701 I'm--I'm terrified, man. I don't know what I'm do-- 787 00:40:02,734 --> 00:40:04,670 I don't know what I'm doing. 788 00:40:04,703 --> 00:40:06,004 I don't even know how to talk to her. 789 00:40:06,037 --> 00:40:08,039 - There, there, buddy. I got you. 790 00:40:08,073 --> 00:40:10,642 I know everything about Hailey. All her secret hopes, 791 00:40:10,676 --> 00:40:12,010 her dreams... - Yeah, you know everything. 792 00:40:12,043 --> 00:40:13,979 You know everything! I don't know nothing! 793 00:40:14,012 --> 00:40:15,781 [stammers] 794 00:40:15,814 --> 00:40:17,716 [whispers] I don't know nothing about being a dad. 795 00:40:17,749 --> 00:40:20,652 - You're just gonna do what comes naturally. 796 00:40:20,686 --> 00:40:22,020 ♪ 797 00:40:22,053 --> 00:40:25,791 - What come-- what comes naturally. 798 00:40:25,824 --> 00:40:27,959 Dismemberment comes naturally to me! 799 00:40:27,993 --> 00:40:30,596 What are you doing? You're Hailey's little buddy. 800 00:40:30,629 --> 00:40:33,765 Wh--go bother her. - But--well, about that. 801 00:40:33,799 --> 00:40:35,701 See... - Oh, man. 802 00:40:35,734 --> 00:40:38,904 - See, the thing about Imaginary Friends is, 803 00:40:38,937 --> 00:40:40,706 we're kind of supposed to help out the person 804 00:40:40,739 --> 00:40:43,775 who needs us the most. 805 00:40:43,809 --> 00:40:46,645 - What? You... 806 00:40:46,678 --> 00:40:48,947 You... 807 00:40:48,980 --> 00:40:50,916 uh... 808 00:40:50,949 --> 00:40:53,919 Mm. Did... 809 00:40:53,952 --> 00:40:56,955 [stammering] 810 00:40:58,123 --> 00:40:59,925 Are you saying what I think you're saying? 811 00:40:59,958 --> 00:41:02,027 - Here it comes. - [gags] 812 00:41:02,060 --> 00:41:04,663 Yeah, it is. - Here comes the fun. 813 00:41:04,696 --> 00:41:06,031 - Oh, boy, here it comes. - Are you ready? 814 00:41:06,064 --> 00:41:07,933 - [gags, vomits, coughs] 815 00:41:07,966 --> 00:41:10,902 - I think someone needs a little shot of liquid courage. 816 00:41:16,041 --> 00:41:17,008 ["Back Door Santa" by Clarence Carter] 817 00:41:18,977 --> 00:41:25,717 ♪ 818 00:41:25,751 --> 00:41:27,218 - ♪ They call me Back Door Santa ♪ 819 00:41:27,252 --> 00:41:28,954 ♪ 820 00:41:28,987 --> 00:41:30,088 ♪ I make my runs [buzzer sounds] 821 00:41:30,121 --> 00:41:32,090 ♪ About the break of day 822 00:41:32,123 --> 00:41:34,826 [indistinct chatter] 823 00:41:34,860 --> 00:41:37,929 ♪ They call me Back Door Santa ♪ 824 00:41:37,963 --> 00:41:42,033 ♪ I make my runs about the break of day ♪ 825 00:41:42,067 --> 00:41:44,069 Oh, ho, ho. 826 00:41:44,102 --> 00:41:46,972 ♪ I make all the little girls happy ♪ 827 00:41:47,005 --> 00:41:50,709 ♪ While the boys are out to play ♪ 828 00:41:50,742 --> 00:41:51,943 [indistinct chatter] 829 00:41:51,977 --> 00:41:54,946 [dark music] 830 00:41:54,980 --> 00:42:00,952 ♪ 831 00:42:00,986 --> 00:42:03,054 - Michelangelo. 832 00:42:03,088 --> 00:42:06,758 I was beginning to wonder if I'd ever see you again. 833 00:42:07,826 --> 00:42:10,662 - Blue. - Mm-hmm. 834 00:42:10,696 --> 00:42:12,163 Now. 835 00:42:12,197 --> 00:42:16,702 Have you finally brought me that which is mine? 836 00:42:16,735 --> 00:42:23,742 ♪ 837 00:42:24,910 --> 00:42:27,913 - [exhales] 838 00:42:36,287 --> 00:42:37,956 - [grunting] 839 00:42:37,989 --> 00:42:39,891 - [screams] 840 00:42:39,925 --> 00:42:42,994 - [screams] [bones crunching] 841 00:42:45,764 --> 00:42:46,765 [faint screams] 842 00:42:46,798 --> 00:42:49,768 - [groans] 843 00:42:53,739 --> 00:42:55,741 - Mr. Scaramucci? 844 00:42:56,842 --> 00:42:58,209 You all right? 845 00:43:06,317 --> 00:43:09,087 - I'm hungry.